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You know how sometimes when you drink the sugar from the rim, you get on the table. He looks blessed to me. But it don't get on your nose. I don't judge him. I thought he was blessed. Yeah. And you know, and see, that's the thing, you know, with a camera angle.

Yeah. That was sugar on the table. You know how when you got something in your ankle and you're like damn Mm-hmm so from a far it looked like he on the table yeah but he really looking down scratching in her ankle yeah getting bad at this out Chico had said some shit on Twitter the other day shit he got about like four million views now what he's talking about personal conspiracy theories he said tell me some of your like he was asking the people like tell me your personal conspiracy theorists and then he was like I got one

where I think red lights know when you late for somewhere when you're in the hurry, because you catch all the red lights. But my personal conspiracy theory is, ever since the quality of cocaine went down, white people ain't been as creative as they was. You can literally kind of feel the tension. Like white people ain't gave us a good white classic in a minute. Facts.

You're talking now. You're talking your talk. White people have known to drop a little something that niggas fuck with. Now in this. So since the cocaine don't went down. Brough, we ain't really white people ain't really contributed nothing to like entertainment

since Britney Spears. And she's trying to make it come back because she's popped. She just don't know where the fuck she at. She's doing that little shit like that she was like butt-eyed neck. I said, get it, Britney. She is gone. That's the thing about it. She wanted to get butt naked for Britain. That's what I feel like. Every time you see Britain, she's

holding them little tits. And the crazy part of the body, she got money like a motherfucker. It's the shorts. Plans love them goddamn shorts. He loved Britain. Every time Brittany put them little shorts on with that little hang of heel booty. He had to get it, Brandon. Brad now.

I don't love, Britney. Now, Britain had to be grubed out, though, when she, on that shit. When that, what's that, what's that tall-ass? You keep saying people on Drew, man. People are like, we don't know that. Well, you know that tall-ass, son. You're talking about that cold, right? You know that tall-ed, the super tall-taught, the tallest-nigger in the NBA.

What the name was, Winemier? Y'am. Y'all mean? You're not all. No, Winbyion. Winbyion, yeah. She ran up on him anyway. They tried to fight him, dude.

It was the opposite. Brittany tried to fight Winbiom. Something like, I think she wanted to say, hey, and it just got out of hand. It just got a little out of hand. She probably didn't know who she was talking to. He didn't know who he, she was talking to. He didn't know her, because he, he was like, no, he like, got-down 19-year-old. He didn't have a hole in a head.

He was going to do shit. He was like, move, bitch. He was getting to fucking off me. Get him off him. He was a woman. I ought to be scared, too. If you just see Brittany coming here full-throth, like running, like, like a comedian running, she walked in the dark stuff with her eyes.

She ain't so Britney. She ain't the Britney that you remember. That old baby baby, baby. No, she ain't old baby baby baby. Oh, old baby. She's like, ooh, baby. Oh, baby. And being a so cold game.

If I get a host of Britney Spears, I can bring her back. You think so? What would you do? What are you do? What are you doing? I believe in me so much. Right. First of all, I'm fend to sit her down.

Yeah, you got to talk to her. No, we're fend to watch all her highlight tapes. Child. Let her remind her who the fuck she is. Oh, baby, baby. Before we even get, uh-uh, I'm going back to start search. Making mouse to love. Okay, okay.

Yeah, I see. She might turn to a lad child. Yeah. I need her to stay grown, no, don't think you a child. No, yeah. You need to go see old baby, baby, baby. Oh, no, this ain't, by the time we get through. By the time we get through, she's going to be asking for the bloodline.

So what you think I should do? I could bring her back, bro. Oh, now that. What kind of career is like with you? What would you put in? Would you get on the baddies? How can she revise? No, we don't need nobody.

She don't need to do that. See, that ain't, that ain't nothing but attention. She don't need to do. She'll need to sit down and we need to tell her. She is, oh, baby, the fuck baby. We got to get on the Super Bowl. Has she ever did the Super Bowl? No.

Hell, ma. That's too much life. She might turn the fuck up in that bill. With that bitch, I gave you too much lip. Because you didn't get way ahead of yourself. You don't know who we're going to get. Yeah. You don't know who we're going to get to get to get a good.

baby the folks baby you're like that ain't ready for that we're going too fast you're doing too much yeah Super Bowl way too fast she's a white lady bro the money gonna find us we're gonna have to outrun the money facts because she got money right she got long money she paid child support so you know she got child support she paid child support she almost through though I think she's through almost through yeah damn the kids 18 already one oh damn that'd be fucked up too when you When one of them be on there, then now your child's support go down a little bit and shit.

Just a little bit. So if you're paying $1,100 of money. Because you're thinking you paying per child. How much she paying? She was paying. I think like $8,000? No, $20,000. That's not bad.

That's not bad. She got $1 million. All right, all right, time out, time out. Can we just, even with the woman paying all that money, the nigger just hit a lick. God, can we just, can we just? Give it up. Can we just say that?

God, damn, man. And he was a dancer. And he was a dancer. Child support is a lick. Now, but if all folks are deadbeats, yes. Smashing me in the head. Yeah.

I should fuck the backup dancer. If they actually be... She married them. Oh my God. She maddened her. I don't be in people best. Who? Kevin Feneline.

Kevin Fennel line. Yeah, yeah. What kept in line in it? She is raising them two boys. We don't know what are you doing. Two boys. Twenty rats. You probably got somebody else.

He probably get way more than that, though. Nigger, you know, them kids. valuable as fuck, them Britney Spears kids. Yeah, yeah. They ain't like blanket. That's too much responsibility. It don't matter how much money you get in a month, nigga, you got Britney Spears kids. Michael, that's a thing.

He kids over the back and were like, No, you're not going to see my baby. Yeah. I'm like, this nigga playing with him. Yeah. Stop that black only black people. I've always been a theory about that too. I don't think Mike even knew what the fuck he was doing.

I don't think that was intentional. No. No, no, it was not. When he held the baby over the. acting like Mike was a little motherfucker, bro. Mike played a lot. Mike had a good man.

You know what I'm saying? Mike was, Mike was damn near six feet tall, bro, he was six two, six three. Mike had a monkey. He was that fucking tall? Yes. Named bubbles, nils.

All the brothers was. They was all that tall. Nick, I thought Mike was like 5'10. No, he was six two. He was a tall, big hand motherfucker. With a monkey.

So there ain't no way he would have dropped that fucking baby. He pommed the shit out there, baby. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Why don't know about to say this shit? I saw it, and you know, he's a real nigga, too. He ain't dangling at long. He was like, oh, shit, oh, that was here, man.

Oh, shit, man. He brought him back, like, oh, I'm tripping. No, ain't do it. I almost couldn't get myself out. No. That baby would dry as hell, man. He had a good grip on them, man. A baby paled on them all.

Yeah, that shit all. That scarf is silky and motherfucker, he's about to drop that thing. But imagine people get on your nerves so much that you go, you don't have nothing else to do but dangle your baby. Let me ask y'all this, then. Over the body. We black people. Do you think that if the baby was black, they would have gave a fuck?

Hell no. They only gave a fuck because they knew there was a little white baby. Shut the fuck out. Hey, and the baby ain't scared of heights, either. Did you notice that? The baby wasn't scared of heights. White babies ain't scared of shit. He dangled his feet right on over that moment.

Yep, and he were looking like, oh, okay. The baby couldn't see. He said, when I throw you up the balcony, he dangle your feet. I get Mike a lot of slack on that. That was it, was his first baby or his last baby? That was first, blanket, the oldest. Yeah, that's the, Mike, he was in the experience. Yeah.

Think about that, right? There was his first couple weeks with a baby. He named him blanket. No, blanket is nickname. And put the blanket on top of it. Nah, Blank is the name. That's his real name. It's a girl, I thought.

No. It's a boy. I think the girl name is Paris. A prince. Yeah, it's Prince Paris and Blanket. Oh, I thought it was cover. Yeah. Are you sure?

It's Afghan. I thought he just went blanket, cover, quilt. Afghan. It's Prince. He named all. He made there his cover. Blanket. Or his blanket, I don't know the order, I just know the name.

Man, comfort her. That shit great. Comforter. Comfort her. That's your album right now, bro. That's fire. Comfort her. Don't, he can't see that, bro.

I'm like, oh, yeah. Damn, I tell you everything. You got to move close to the other lot. You got to put that to the aisle, yeah, man. So, see, I ain't happy you to the bathroom. Who happened to the nether? Let's go on and stab that shit right before a night. The problem is when the nigga come in the bathroom with me.

I like, hey, I got this part. This is the easy. part right here. You just remember that? No, I know. It's the toilet, right? The toilet? Okay, cool.

Yeah. I can do it myself. Let me do it. You'll be saying that then piss all over the bathroom. Hey, this dude, damn it. Like, why is it wet in the bathroom? Yeah, Jack was in here. You can't sit down on everybody's toilet.

You have to sit down and pee You gotta sit down, my boy Like a man Like a fucking man I pretend like I'm doodoo in But I'm really paying Yeah That's what I'm like

That nigga do do too fast In the motherfucker man Oh my gosh That needs I pretend like I'm doing but I'm pee That dick damn fuck man Don't talk to him man Like there ain't no tissue

Why you out the bathroom so fair He wasn't no tissue in there There wasn't no tissue in there. I said out like a fucking man. Hey, yeah. I was about to ask you that before. Like, you sure you don't need no help in there? No, I'm positive.

Oh, bud. Jack. Well, they come back with personal. I said out like a fucking man. That's what I do. Like a man. Jack and, oh. Yeah, Jack, oh, shaking it.

Oh, right in there. How did Jaganoff shit been going? The Jaganoff on comedy show, man. This is how I started. I wanted to do something to give back to comedy, man. What did you get him back? I wanted to give back what it gave me, man. It gave me wild or not.

It gave me the 85 south. Shit, it gave me, this is 50.com. I fuck with you. Good enough. I'm just waiting. A win is a win. Yeah, man. I wanted to do something for the up-and-coming guys to,

you know, the same way I was doing with 16 and about. on party and bullshit. I did it for the rappers. I did it for the of the video vixen and shit and I want to do something for the comics man. They're up and coming guys and stuff and you know what something that I even added in there that I took a page out of y'all book y'all so inspirational. I even started giving them awards for the guy whoever's the funniest at the end of the night they get a trophy yeah when you do it I do it once a month but we've been to go to two times a month in January yeah beginning of the year and whatnot I yeah they get a star

trophy and whatnot in where you're doing that at Uptown Comedy Corner where we all started at where we all started at Legends Jamie Fox of shit

DC Young Fly Bruce Bruce man Earthquake Carlos Miller Chris Tucker Chris Tucker Clayton and Craig

come on Dirty South Dirty South We're talking about We're talking about the Shouted ride man No The one on Marrietta Street

Yeah No we're talking about Peach Tree Which was The one that was behind God damn Houston Oh, that's the old one.

What about the one about Stoker? Not Stroker? There was Dancers Elite. Not Dance of Elite. The one by the mail office. By the mail office. One right now, man. Oh, Hayfield.

No, that now. Okay. Shit. Not the one on Mary. You're talking about the one that was next to the strip club. Yeah, that's the Dancers Elite, right? Yeah, that's the name of the strip club. He's talking about Uptown on Marietta Street.

Yeah, no, that one. It was something else. It was a little. It was one. There was stilettos. Yeah. I knew dance as elite. He said dance is elite.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because the Lettos came late on. Yeah. That was that like toward the end. They picked. Yeah.

Yeah. And it used to be two holes in there at all times. On deck. No, it didn't. Oh, I was a daytime guy. No. No. They're going to leave the comedy club.

Go to scrape cross-cuit. I was going to go to the strip club in the middle of the comedy show. I went in the middle of the day. Because they had $2. dancers. Well? Yeah, I would go in there, man. They had a comedy club that was

kept feet away from the strip club. It was the best set up in the world. It used to go over there and buy all the shit from the strippers. They had the weed, the coaching, you know how much push it on there? You get some push for $15. But they had it.

That's when I knew. You had to count your dances, bro. I remember they were five dollar dances and now they were early on. Yeah. The DJ probably didn't even play the first verse. He was just like, you know, turned to Nick's on. Fervert changing this on.

In my head, that's a whole song. That's about two minute worth of music. She turned around, time out, yeah, they're gonna be third of all. I said, baby, he played one song? Yes, yes. She's talking, I'm gonna get secured. I said, Ben, go get the security. I'm explaining to his ad, too.

Especially if you get into dance, and then that nigga get to that point where he had to make all them fucking announcements. Like, bro, hey, come on. I don't want to say a ad, bro. She got a dance to the announcement. Yeah, she'll keep going. Like, the niggas don't die no more.

All they do is this. You fucking fool. You're funny in hell, Jack. I got this. Yeah, man, so you're jacking off comedy show, man. I need y'all to pull up, man. Yeah, I'm going to fuck with you. That's crazy.

Don't never invite me to jacking off. No. I'm going to go fuck with you. I'm Jack. I just got caught all in the crowd guy. I'm Jack. Yeah, yeah. The Jack off comedy hour.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I doubt, let me tell you how many comedians we have up in there. I mean, all of... Forty-five. Forty-five comics, and we put them all up within a hour and a half. Why? Damn, how much time to stay? You don't even know that, but you don't even know they up there that long.

Everybody having a good time, everybody ripping real quick. Forty-five minutes? No. I meant 45 people? Yeah, two minutes. How about to say? They're coming up in two minutes. Two minutes.

Two minutes, ripped it. You better get it. You better come out swan. Swang. I got these kids. It's training the niggas to come out swang. Right, right, right. You can't swing in two minutes.

Come on, bro. Talk your talk. What are we really doing? What are we talking to talk? For real talk. Talk to your talk, man. Two minutes, bro. Trying to be great.

Yes. And check this out, bro. By this time next, you can come air, Mike, do it to get your two minutes. By the time it's the, uh, a lot of yitting pass, now you then got a hot 24 minutes. Shut up. 24.

You heard what he said, huh? A hot, you can't. You can't say that. You can't say that. You can't say that. And you can't say that. And you get an award. Two minutes.

Out of all the way. Niggas getting pussy in two minutes, bro. Talk your talk. Niggas become famous in two minutes up in the club. Talk to your talk. Yeah. Niggas taking pictures, paparazzi style. Yeah.

Off of two minutes. Yeah. But how many times y'all have you seen two minutes change your nigger life on TV? Yeah. Come on. How many times you have two minutes did y'all be doing on wild and out? On wild and out.

What can y'all do in two minutes on wild and out? How many times have y'all change the dial of comedy in two minutes? That's all it takes because they only going to remember that two minutes. They're all they don't remember. That's good. I'm glad you know. None of the shit they land that. Shit, this is what we was missing why your ass up there, shake your ass on stage.

Thank you, man. It's your thing, what you want to do. See, that's the world. You can either be shaking your ass or you could be happy niggum for two minutes. Nick, I used to be dancing my ass off of that, too, brus. I gave it to the streets, man. I was in the comedy club. For real?

Yeah, yeah. You got a lot of trains. You threw eating, bro? Yeah, a lot of train. Put the shit up. I was waiting on you to get it. Why you didn't eat your pizza? It got cold.

They did me just. They're looking good, though. Low cap. It did. Y'all went on me. Not really. Oh, okay. The nigga playing this sex-ha-d-mus music, bro.

I'll tell you, man. Play me some pimper clacks. Oh, sex-ad music. Clap, man, he beat butt-ass-naked, man. He needs a guy down. That's funny. Nicked bad up. I like that.

A little hi hat. Knit clap his own cheek. He was like, ah, go ahead, clap. Yeah, that's how you getting his own, my man?

I ain't know. Yeah. What you call this beat right here? I got a date. I like that. It's shit feel like deep speed like a nigga fin of got down. Y'all remember that shit?

D-U-B. Crazy-ad, Nick. Oh, I got a date. And it's a game computer, so you know what he'd be doing. That's all I do. Workout music. Shut the fuck out. That's how you workout, nigga?

What you're doing? Yoga? What a little typo shit? Well, that shit was fun in hell, man. A rapper to rapper. You remember that shit? Who? I rapped and rap with it with the dog.

That was the dog, right? Punch. Huh. Man, that shit was some bullshit. What's a nigga with the curle of hell? Who? Afro thunder? Hell no, man.

That's green pass up there. You'd be saying the most vague shit. Man, what's the nigger with the shoes on? The nigger with the two legs. You know the nigger with the ten fingers? What's the nigger with the eyeball? Leg out. Ew.

Hey, leg out. Wheel. Yeah. Yeah. What are you from? I'm from Maryland. Maryland, Baltimore? I live in Baltimore shortly, but I'm from Montgomery County.

Oh, Montgomery County. Why? What did you try to judge me? No, I fought Maryland. Y'all really country here, y'all just up top. I'm not country. Nick, I don't care. I love Maryland.

Y'all country, nigger. Anytime up top people love a South, nigga, you got a little country in you. You hear me. Y'all just fast, y'all got all that little shit. Y'all be up there with New York. But y'all, I don't want to say the slowest when they say slower, what I mean about, y'all don't be... Yeah, because a lot of...

A lot of people came out. No, y'all, y'all lit. What I'm saying is, y'all don't adapt to the D.C., to the New York, the Philly, to the surrounding shit. Y'all got your own shit. You see what I'm what I'm saying? That's Baltimore. But that's not. But that's not.

So what you adapt to? Everything. I'm just, yeah, I'm a fishing water. That's how I knew you were country. Oh, my God. He ain't lying. I'm telling you, like, y'all got your own way of living. No, that's Baltimore by itself.

You seen what they did last week at Mariah Carey concert? What? Oh my gosh. They started fighting All I want to Christmas is you? They definitely was fighting. They got to fight and beat

motherfuckers up on all I want for Christmas is you. But that was in Baltimore though. That was in Baltimore. That wasn't... Baltimore isn't a part of Maryland. That's a different part. That was a soundtrack. To the ass whoop.

Shut the fuck up. I love Maryland, man. I love Maryland. Every time we go up there, they know. And this is the end That's how she in her set For real That's how she in her set

They might just be mad, bro, because it's over it She's about to leave, yo Let's go get that nigga now Man, hold on, let me see how all I want for Christmas is you furrful This podcast is sponsored in part by Black rubber bands That bitch is part easy

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don't steal don't see not steal leave their toys there be righteous okay mm-hmm your time coming game it's okay and if you blessed this year make sure you bless somebody. No cow. I'm gonna say it again. If you blessed. Uh-huh. Make sure you bless somebody. Talk your talk. Got to spread the blessings. You got to spread the blessings. That's how you what? Get more blessed. Come on now. That's how you get that tax right on. Now see, you got to make room for them new blessings. That's all I'm saying. But you can't get blessed with the new blessings. Because you're trying to keep your blessings to yourself. All of them ain't even yours. You're trying to put your blessings in store. See, if God give you 10 blessings,

you're supposed to give away at least three of them. That's all I'm saying. Bless somebody else. Bless somebody else. But them three that you gave away what they did. It blessed somebody else. It just opened you up to 10 more. No cows. See, God mouth don't lie. Mm-hmm. Niggas lie all the time.

You know why? Why? Because they ain't got no blessing. They ain't never blessed nobody. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm. That's why they say, hey, hey, be careful when you up top. Right.

Because you never know who's gonna have to pass you. You know what you do? When you spread them blessings out, they don't do nothing but put safety up under you. That's all it is. You can never go down. It builds a foundation. You can build a foundation. You build a foundation.

the foundation. Yeah, yeah. God know who to bless? Yeah, you do. Bless others so you can continue to be blessed. That's right. And let them know what the blessings are coming from. Because I don't think it's me.

Come on. It ain't me. And it ain't never me. I'm here to deliver a message. Even though you're about to get a blessing, there's a message that came with that. He wants you to call him. You know how a nigga come up and be like, hey, OG said call the phone. Exactly.

See, God, get busy. You feel what I'm saying? And he'd be like, hey, D.C., drop at least two blessings off of me. I got something. I got you. I'm a little tired up. I'm behind. And the crazy part, sometimes you like, that assignment, see, people don't understand those are assignments.

They came out of nowhere. You're like, I don't even feel like going to do that. Boy, you better get your ass up and do what he just said. Come on now. Because it ain't about you. See, sometimes when you bless others, it ain't about you no way. That's right. You feel what I'm saying?

You could be in the right place. in the right place. At the right time. Yeah. Pay somebody right. And he needed you to deliver the message. You know, that's why it hit you right then. Because you weren't thinking about it.

But when it came about it, he was like, hey, you know what? Tell old brother to call my phone. And you're like, hey, say no more. Hey, they want you to know. He wants you to call him. This ain't got nothing to do with me. This ain't got nothing to do with me. Y'all got to have a talk.

And he just wanted you to know that he's still in the situation. So he said, hey, bid all. Call it phone. That's right, that's right. That's all. See, a lot of people don't be understanding, they be hindering. They're like, what do I need to say? What you say when you get on the phone anyway?

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If your grandma or your mama was ever the candid lady in your neighborhood, you can relate to 100% of the content on this show. I'm talking about for black people really ain't never had a Q-tip. Only cotton swabs. Never had a Q-Tip?

I ain't going for that. You know, Q-Tip. It's the boozy version. That's the Johnson & Johnson. What? The rest of that shit is just cotton swab. The little balls? That's what I was thinking, too.

How are you clean your ear with that? I'm like, you got to have some Q-tip. You ain't got to have some Q-tip. All right, what about the Bible? That shit went over. Yeah, Bobbin is fired. Bobby Finn is that. There's so many black people who don't know the difference between

Q-tips and cotton swabs. Yeah, you got the same shit. When you said cotton, automatically thinking a little ball. The knockoff version of the Q-tip. Oh. What's the thing? What's the difference? Look, if you were buying

Q-tips, right? Like, Q-tip is like the Nike of cotton swabs. The rest of that shit is just like, oh, friend. What are you, what? He 502. So they bond them a bit. And my boy shit, bond it. So what's the difference in the look? So what's the

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How the fuck you gonna get stung on your brain? She's by La Portier. Yeah, Shannon Shaw. And why did they put the big ass? This is right here. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Shout out the band, though.

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All right. This show is number one amongst people who know when to shut the fuck up. Don't be trying to be number one. I see everybody shut the fuck up. You see that. That was a mind game. Simon didn't say, though.

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That's why I brought it up. I played how I go get. Wait a minute. I love how to go get it. Speaking of how to go get it, we got a special guest with us today. Hide and go. What we got?

Y'all put me on game. I ain't know. She freaky and she's funny. She was in an Uber. So it was just only right This big of spad past us like that was rude No I didn't he you had this damn That Spanish man was scared as hell

You need a back to fuck up He did too It's freaky in here today Freaky and funny that's the theme of the show Oh shit Got a very very special guest In here with us today And if you're a freak-ass funny

motherfucker you know exactly who I'm talking about Nothing other than Janice Hart Come on now Teddy the guy got God Yeah Yeah I don't know if my voice is trained And we're not her only fan

Even though she don't only fan. Yeah, we're not her only fans. You saw what I did? Yeah, I like your wordplay. Yeah, come on, man. Welcome to the 85 South show. Thank you for having me. So you're a porn star?

No, I'm a content creator. But I make money like a porn star. That's what they mean. I make more money than a porn star. Break it down. I don't think porn stars make a lot of money. So porn stars are contractual. No the fuck they don't.

So porn stars are contractual to fuck a certain amount of segments versus you make content where they paid per what? I personally I hire men to be on my camera so then I hired them I pay in the nigga to fuck you right no I don't get fucked on camera like that. I'm not with not I'm not really with that I like sucking dick

oh I got my own check I like strong independent black men I don't stay with my mom I can't afford to live alone. Talk your talk okay yeah I got my own bathroom at the house that you sit down to Pete. Yeah that's That's why it's my own toilet.

It's my own toilet. I travel with the seat covers and all that shit. Yeah. It's a luxury. Yeah. Come on, man. Here you're talking about. Different.

He didn't know the trouble with a dick of that guy's feet cooking. Come on, bro. You ain't never did that. You dissed me on camera. Oh, my God. And told niggas that my dick ain't shit and you ain't even seeing my dick. You hate it on my dick before you're seeing my dick. Let me see.

I'm down to let you see. But my friends that's right here. My friends are here. Let me see a photo. You want to see a... I don't take pictures of my dick, but I got plenty of my nuts. Oh, my God.

I got plenty of pictures of my nuts. I got plenty of them. I'm cool. I can do that shit all day. I'm cool. I'm cool. The first couple of pages on my phone is nuts. Yeah!

I can't play me like, I'm a ho. Let me show you my dick. You see these nuts. I can't breathe, bro. I can't breathe, my nuts all day, both of them. Hold on. If anybody wants to see a bag of nuts. He's a single shot!

Yes. He got shots. And I just got wet. And I just got wet. And I just got wet. I can't. Oh, my God. Bro, that nigga done me hill, bro.

They call me seal. I'm nice and shaved. I look good. Goodness, Jack. I don't know good, bro. That niggins say he takes single shots, bro. You hurt his feelings. Do you like nuts?

Are you a plantist person? I like sunflower seeds. Oh, okay. You probably got some big ass nuts. I got some big ass nuts. I'm not really into that. I brag on my nuts. I'm not ashamed of my nuts.

That's one of my best features is my nuts. Wait a bit, wait a bit. Wait a bit. Wait a bit. Wait a bit. Wait a bit. Wait till you tell a bit like, hey, listen, you can see the dick, but I want you to see these nuts. Wait till you see my nuts.

Wait till you see my nuts. Why, you're stupid and fuck, right? I mean, you say, I bragging on my nuts. Hey, no, I ain't heard no, no dick you say, don't shit like that. Yeah. Yeah, just sinning dick piss, that's an old shit. Anybody can do that. Anybody can do that old stupid-ass shit.

Take a real man to show you a nuts. When people talking shit like, you better hold your nuts over on that bitch. You better hold your nuts on these nigger, man. Let your nuts hang. Jack, just leave me alone, man. Don't talk to him no more. That nigg is damn in hell, bro.

One thing people can say about me, I got balls. One thing people can't say about it. Come on now. Tell them what I didn't do. D.C., tell them what I didn't do. I don't know what the fuck you put me here to you? I don't know what the fuck. Tell them about my fight, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, you're talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, shit like that. That's all that. Yeah, you're scared. Yeah, you're scared. Yeah, you're scared. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I mean. That's what I mean to say. No, he ain't, no, D. No, he ain't, no. He ain't, no. He knows what I got big balls for what I do. No what I do. Because of what I do.

I know, I know. You started all this. Because of what I do. You started all of this. See, you're going back to booty shaking. I apologize. You need to be the jet and help niggas out for two minutes. Go on, Jack.

Don't block you blessings. Jack out. This is stupid, bro. I had to invite him. This the freakest nigger in the world, man. He lured that type of shit. So you say you do content. So me, you...

Pick right back up. You pep-p-p-b-b-b-b-b-b-on. Let me see. Let me see. you're trying to say. I mean, shit. I don't know. Shit. I'm trying to be respectful. Like, I don't want to be, I'm like, you be sucking dick. Like, nah, like, I do. I stuck dick on camera. That's what I do.

Okay. Yeah. But you own the content, right? Yes. See, that's the difference. Yeah. All rights, you know. What about only fans and shit? So that shit be paying for real. Only fans. How much they take out of child shit a month? Just 10%? 20%. Mm-hmm. So you make, if you make six figures, they just take 20. Fuck, why I ain't think of that shit.

Yeah. Come up with the platform and let motherfuck just fuck on it all day and you get 20% You can do anything on OnlyFans You don't have to just do that Like that's genius but it's like That's crazy Hey we're still time BC

And they can 20% off everybody But this is the thing no Is it illegal? No the money is legal I know the money is legal But like can they like come at OnlyFans Like the CEO is like Hey nigga

Come on No it's not mine What I do is legal I don't know what other people will be doing I mind my business I ain't got no account so I don't run know what y'all be doing on them i could show you i'd be in real life huh what made you get into this content creation just my dick man oh my gosh when i got out of jail what the whole what the fuck

let's go before that what made you want to start a criminal yeah i don't know i didn't have nothing else to do when i was younger i just started stealing oh and it just asked me you know you grow in that career when i went to jail how old you and no i'm 30 oh you good yeah but my felony is eight years old, I started stealing real young. And then it just escalates the different shit. I started stealing from the store, stealing out of cars, and I went to houses, and I got a burglary

charge. You see how you just... Oh, you go to escalate? Damn. Yeah. So, then after that, it was like, damn, nobody wants to hire me because I'm a felon? That shit is... That shit pisses you all. I would hire felons, though. Of course not. Yeah, I made more than the

people that didn't want to hire me, though. So now what? Yeah, I ain't mad. I ain't gonna lie. I'm still mad about this. He said, well, you did what? You didn't hurt his feeling. He's really like, I am so embarrassed.

He always wants to be a porn star. Yeah, facts. The crazy part is, he's been in plenty of pornos, but they didn't let him fuck. Right. He directed it. He really in there talking shit, and he got one porn movie. I forgot the name. He got a whole, he got a whole fucking music video before they start.

Are you being serious? I'm dead serious. Everybody is. else got some pussy, except him. Why didn't do you no coo shit? Because he was getting a story part. You know, like, when they'd be like, hey, let's go to the mall. And then they get some bitches, and then they come back.

Everybody gets some pussy, and then he's still, like, in story mode. He's acting in a porno. It's basically what I'm saying. He's the only nigga to add lines. Everybody else came fuck. I'm a real artist. I'm a real artist. I take this shit seriously.

And he said he had lines. You think I'm bullshin, but it's real. He was just... I do. I think you're fucking around me. I swore on everything. I swore on everything. You could pull it up.

Google it. Google bust another dot train right now. I'm cool. That's his movie. It's him and his... He got a couple of other porn stars in there. Everybody else got some... Oh, you directed the movie?

Yeah. It's me and Brian Pumper. Oh. So you was burglarized and shit, went to jail. How long? I was in there. I did two bits. Oh, for real?

What's that? Two bits? She went two times. Yeah. It went two times. That's an adult. And then when I got out, I was like, I was homeless, I was broke, and then I was just shaking ass on line.

You know how bitches do. Okay, keep going. Where was we at? Homeless selling pussy. Jake, we didn't fucking love. That's really what we were saying, though, isn't it? Yeah, so then, you know, Snapchat premium came out. That's the, like, where bitches was selling videos on Snapchat.

Right, selling pussy on Snapchat. And people was asking me. Do I sell videos? And I was like, no, I would never do that. And then, like, a couple weeks later, someone sent me pictures of me sucking dick on X videos. And it had millions of, like, views, not, like, likes. It had 100,000 likes and, like, you could see how many views it was. And I'm like, damn, I should capitalize off this.

So then I just started selling videos for $35 a pop. Somebody sent you their video? No, somebody sent me a picture of me being exposed online. Oh, that's terrible. took advantage of it because I was sleeping on the couch. And that day I made $35. That's a lot of money for somebody that don't got no money. So I started, you know, I still wouldn't have stuck your day.

You bet all buying a video. It's the same experience you buy the video. It feels like you really there. You got to buy the video. I feel like, you petty and shit. I don't like how y'all treat Jack, man. I ain't never saw Jack do with, man. He hurt, bro.

Yeah, she doesn't know nothing. He can't be emotional, though, man. Hey, watch this, I ain't even tell him. He just heard that she was coming, and he was here at 6.30. He was here early. I know. He sat right. He was already in and a kid.

He was already sitting there. He was ready since, like, 6 o'clock. He loved his feel. Did you know who I was? Yes. Oh, give me that. Ah! Ah!

Ah! I bought videos. I bought Snapchat. Oh, so you're a fan? Yeah. Oh, you a let-down fan. Oh, yeah. So you're the little nigger off the Incredibles.

Yeah. You didn't take my picture, Mr. Incredible. And I'm here to avenge mine. Yo, Janice, get a little niggins' ball back. Oh, tell you, man. I'm still going to fuck my fans, though. Don't give them none. Just keep telling your story.

Fuck we eat. He'll get over. Drink some more drink, Jack. They say you should never meet your hero. Yeah. Okay. And then what? Yeah, and then I just started making a lot of money doing.

I started making $75 a day. Then, you know, it escalated to like four bands a week. And it just kept going up. So do niggas be in-cucci and sell them videos of them in-cucci? Yeah. Niggas do all type of shit now. You know, especially when you see how much money people make, you just be like, fuck it, I'm going to get into it. What if you don't show your face?

You just show lips. I just feel like don't get into it. the lip. Most definitely. But that's why I pay them, you know? If I pay knickers, they don't even give a fuck about that. It's just be like, thanks for the money, Janice. And the nut.

So, you know, a win is a win. You're crazy. Well, why y'all quite? Why y'all surprised? I'll be chilling, you know what I'm saying? Because they're a nigga in here right now doing math. Like, you fucking... I feel like that's a great job. You come to the state.

You get your dicks off, $2,500, and then you go home. He'd probably knock you out in, like, 10 minutes. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Right, right? No. Exactly. Look at niggins and heads off at me. All right, man, I'm looking for the job of the case.

They're trying to figure out, you know. Shit, I just come for the interview. I ain't even got to get high. I don't volunteer. Get your practice on. He ain't got to pay me. You don't got to pay me. Just practice.

And I pay niggas so I can pick who I want. And I own all the rights to the video, the release, and all the money. You can have all that. You can do whatever you want to do. Show the world. Come here, baby, girl. Got to buy the video. Look.

Look, I think of glasses foggy. Hey, devil's it's foggy. They foggy. Because he's mad. So the steam coming from his eyes is just going on. I'm sorry. Why don't you say he was a fan. I'm sorry.

That nigga bad, bro. That nigga loves you, man. That nigga love you, man. That nigga love you. You're not the victim. You was extra thirsty. You threw your nuts. And before the camera came on,

you threw your nuts out there. And before the camera came on, he was like. I got big nuts. I brag on my goodness. Yeah, he did. You threw your nuts out there. Don't cry. Stop blinking.

Oh my God. Well, that thing really cried. That nigga cried diamonds. You better stop for them damn bedazas break off in you on the inside. Y'all stop this. Don't you rub it. She made her decision. That's about crying.

You can make yourself cry. Now, how you get that disability shit? You bet that type of, man, life is so hard. You see my class? You ain't had to crush the spirit like that. Like, why are you in classes anyway? He only used it one side of the morpuck. D.C., you're an asshole, man.

You're not his real friend, man. I have been a real friend. So if you hear that shit in the real world, he already heard it before. Whatever he can almost see it, make it a little bit better. It's like, yeah. Why is the one with contact? Nigget, do you think he would risk his one eye putting something else in it?

It doesn't even make sense. On your glass-star prescription? It makes it. But I'm saying like, but you got like two glasses. Why not put this one over here like the double of the v? No, mother-frey. Take this one off and put it over the eyes. And it ain't doing nothing.

Oh, my gosh. Hey, the fucked up part is he got an eye that look like an eye. Right. But when he wears, it makes his real eye look fake. For real. Fake eye, so real. Okay, it's this one that I can't use. Hey, man, blah, about this shit.

Y'all hell. Hey, you be on 20 versus one. How did that shit go? I don't know. It just be, I'd be nervous. You never know what people are going to say. What's the concept? Everybody shows up because they think I'm in fact they did.

They don't know. It's never like, oh, Janice. I know. That's why they show up. But, yeah. Once they win, I just go home. A nigga don't win. you? Why? What the hell?

That shit just content. You don't know, there's a lot of SDDs in the porn world. Like, I don't fuck around with that, okay? I broke my chest, so I mean. So I recycle the same niggers, like, you know, the same nerds that have 9 to 5s, the tech nerds with big dicks. That's how you stay cleaning. Just fucking everybody did? Then everybody was talking about, she soaked my dick. Remember we had that conversation? You said you

like, bitches that you, you know, that got a reference. Yes, I did. I definitely. You'll never get a reference. You'll never hear somebody like, she's something I do. Never, not even back in the homeless days. Mm-mm. Okay, got it. Nope, not even burglary.

Because if you broke in my house, where do you think you're going? I'm glad you came. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way? I want to go to jazz. You sure you want me to call the police? Yes. Because I can suck the cop,

get out of me. He's going to let me go. So if Jack caught you breaking in his house, and he was like, suck my dick or I'm calling the police. Call the cops. You still? I ain't sound if you're going to do the 10 years,

boy, I got to go. I'm the only one doing a blackmail around this one. The new Jack. What is the new Jack? But it's so wrong with this nigga, bro. Ain't so much. Ain't no cut on it, gay.

Ain't no cut on it, bro. No, nigga. Oh. What was your burglar name? Good, it didn't get crazy, man. What are you saying? What was your burglar name? Cheney's heart.

You thought she had a burglar name? Yeah, people don't do that. Man, we ain't living in the 50s. Not a solo burglar, like. What did you was going by yourself? Yeah. You was a paper soldier. Yeah, I don't know why I was doing that shit either.

You're telling the standardless burglary I came to here, right? You say you don't know why you was doing the shit. When you were just out here robbing shit by yourself? I wasn't robbing. I was stealing. There's a big difference. Between taking and robin. You know that, right?

Burglaries by yourself. No. No, robin is like forceful taking. You know, when you burglarize you, you sneak in. If somebody's in there, it turns in the robbery. But there the thing, though, if somebody's, I might have stole something from you, and you ain't know it, you came back and realized it were gone, they robbed you. That's stealing.

I know, but you got robbed. Nah, I feel like Rob's more in your face. Like, give me your shit. That's robbery. And get what? And he stole it. And you got it. He took it.

It was forceful. He stole it. Man, give me that. See some shit. That's mine. Mine. Stole. Well, the burglary charge means that, like, you didn't have no weapons or anything like that.

Facts. And you just, yeah. That's crazy. What the fuck made you even come up with that? We ain't seen a good black female burglar since Whoop a Goldberg? No, or a catwoman. Who put you up on the burglary game?

Nobody. I just was like... You just outside thinking? Yeah, I don't know what I was doing. That's why when I look back, I'm like, what the fuck were you doing? You could have died. I could have died, but I didn't... They didn't be talking about.

Somebody was in there and shot, could have blow her head off. I didn't look like a burglary, though. So I don't think they would have... Home invasion is always dangerous. How do you get caught? The lady was in there. So it turned into a home invasion. But it was a burglary.

It was a burglary, but it turned to a home invasion because now you included... I didn't have no weapons, though. I know that. But that's what I'm saying? They weren't turning down to a burglar. You got a good lawyer. I didn't have no lawyer.

I just played guilty. Ooh, shit. They're damn... To the first charge? Uh-huh. You were just trying to get the fuck on. I didn't know much. You know, you're just black, and you just like...

You don't know shit. When she said she just came and she like, stop right there and you just stop and sat on the couch. But the craziest thing is, I was in a white neighborhood with these big ass houses, and they had the key under the flower pot. It's real. Don't burglarize nobody, but I'm just saying, like, it's weird. No, but that really was a blessing in the sky, though, because when you go into somebody's house and there's people in there, it's a home invasion. This was before ring cameras and stuff, right? Yeah.

Got you. She called the police, and then they came to my house, and then they came to my house. my mom's house like three weeks later, and they got me. Wow. Yeah. Through fingerprints or somebody saw you in a deal? She recorded me. She was like.

He had no mask on this. Crazy-eyed girl. You was you? Yeah. How long was you doing this shit before you got caught? A long time. Oh, word. It's like, no, that was my first time, you guys.

That was my first time. Yeah. How long they locked you up for the first bid? I didn't get locked up for that. I got locked up for violation probation. So I was on probation in three counties in two different states, and I violated catching that charge. So that's where the time came in.

How long you had to do? A long time. Three, four years. No. A few days. It's like now I'm like. I did a little time. It wasn't that bad.

It was great, actually. I had a blast. Really? I had a blast. I feel like jail is not that bad. Have you ever been in jail? No, don't say that because it is. Not terrible, yeah

That shit's hard I don't think it's that bad Once you know you gotta stay there You don't think that shit is really no You can do that outside You can do that house shit That shit is slavery girl We just did it

To buy your food Cook you food No you had access to Have leeway Well it only ever Ted E for that shit It was alright It's just your bed was cool

My experience was different Yeah my experience Your bid was cool Because you ate when you wanted to eat My experience was cool because when I was a juvenile, I was on probation from 12 to 17. Oh, you're a bit bad. Yeah, so it was just like, oh, this is another. You're just a delinquent.

That's how that is. I just didn't know what was going on. Yeah, that's like you think Jed Kood. So what do these friends are looking like you're talking about? Look. Just had a curiosity. They're probably other girls that you beat off to, that you know. Oh, so it's like a community of y'all.

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Your friends do the same thing you do? I don't know. I know a few, yeah, but I don't know, you know. I know a lot of girls that, you know, sell what they got going on now. Right. Yeah, no. Well, we glad you, you know what I'm saying? found a way and made away for you yourself, baby. Period.

What I mean? Illegal way. A whole bunch of paper and... Especially if you respect it, if you can wake up and accept it and respect it, then shit. I don't care. Who don't respect it? They probably don't make more money than me. Turkey or tough, ma'am?

What's the most unique thing somebody requested you to do on OnlyFans? Unique? Yeah. I don't do requests. I don't do anything for money. That was another way to say freaky shit. Oh. Let me see.

Somebody just sent me 500. They said they wanted me to, like, blow spit bubbles on a dildo. That's something. Somebody wanted me to blow smoke on a dildo. Did you get the bubbles? I didn't. I just took the money. I really didn't ever do it.

You couldn't even do the bubbles also. No, I didn't want to. You're robbing. I'm just saying. That shit is in you, baby? That shit, listen. Listen, you're talking to a street, niggins. Baby.

I'm going to say, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, That's what you want to do, that what she won't do. You just go make sure she's safe. She's going to rob you. Money spent. She's going to take your money now. Wouldn't it be crazy if the nigger who did that was Jack? What if that was Jack that was Jack that man?

Oh, I'm coming to my house. So he really want to know. He's like, he was meeting that spit bubble. You're a line. Just shut the fuck. They're 500. I'm like, where is there? You know what job I want?

If I had a job in the porn industry, I would want to be the next. I would want to be the nigger that titled the videos. You know what I'm saying? Internet pouring the video be titled crazy as fucking. Uneducated bitch, suck dick behind the school. This bitch can't even read. Financial literacy. I feel like my titles are really unique.

Let me tell you. What does a video. I did a doctor video where I helped a guy who had a problem with nutting from head. It's called Dr. Throat, you know? For real. Isn't that a good title? We drink Dr. Pellon. Would you want to go to the doctors?

Like, damn, I can't nut from head. And then she just... Do you got to get a referral? No referral. Nope. He just came through. I set up the basement as a little doctor's office. Nogick crazy.

The nigg type of nigg league comments on this shit. I was trying to see what we're buying. I was trying to see what we buying. I just want to tell you guys Craved on your things Um let's see I have the plumber Dr. Plumber I mean I have Plummer Throat

Um Let's see How long you been doing this shit For seven years Bro, you're a pro I've been doing only fans since 2019 though Did your 10,000 hours

This ain't no Is that what that is? Yeah You're a professional That's how long it takes to be good At something Seven years No, 10,000 hours

Oh, okay Oh, I didn't know that So you just gave her a plaque I think I was good when I started You gave her a walk of fame I'm gonna give you your stop For your 10,000 hours But I have Uber throat

I have dick sucking academy What's that about? Which one? Uber throat Well, I had an Uber pick me up And then I sucked his dick in the car I played at I could play it for real

No, I don't want to see it. What do you mean to play it out? Like, he came to pick you up. Like, hey, how you doing, man? He came to pick me up in a truck that was just like yours. Right. Oh, wow. And then I got in the back.

And so. Jack, you can't have your person's feelings. Man, man. People be fucking. That's crazy, man. People like who they like. You know, they like who they like. They like who they like.

Yeah. It's crazy fucking, man. Oh, my gosh. So you're saying they can't pick you over the truck? Yeah, he picked me up in the truck, and then I just started saying nasty things from the back seat. Like, I'm thirsty and shit like that, you know. Jack, I gave you too much liquor, man.

It's my bad. I gave you Jack too much liquor. And I was like, my tongue is really long, and I stuck it out, and then my little throat squeeze that I do. Yeah. And then I was like, we should pull over. And then, yeah. That's one of my most viral videos,

because he was, like, screaming in the video. How long is your tongue? It's pretty long. Can you stick it out? I did. You didn't see it anyway? Yes, I can't. I can see it from here.

I stuck it out. Oh, you can see now. I see you the clip. Thank you. Oh, you want to them niggas. I told you. I got to watch you. I got to watch.

It's going to be a survivor Jack Thriller Cup Oh, here you go Here you go You're going to be like I was very polite That don't mean You weren't on Creight

I never touched you I didn't touch that girl Thank you so much I never touched your girl But Jack I see your true color love He didn't do that Don't put that on Jack

Don't put that on him man I have a prison escape video I have a video where I hired A real police officer To come to my crib And pretend like he was locked me up Like, yeah And you sucked your way out of the charges

Yeah, he had real handcuffs and everything So what did you say, officer, officer? Wait, he was like, you have a charge for like indecent exposure, you have a warrant And I was like, oh my God It was pretty, it looked really realistic People thought I was really getting locked up Yeah, I suck this dick

That's all you do is suck dick, that's it? I feel like I'm great at it What if a nigga say, man, fuck that head They always say that Fuck that, me that ass over, man But the dicks that I be sucking on camera are really big And I can't take those dicks So

Oh, this wouldn't have worked anyway I can't take those in the regime But, you know I like a challenge when I'm sucking dick So what you said? You foot medium-side regularly Yeah, you know what I mean, yeah That's what I can take

I'm like She got really Real quiet around here, man. I don't know what we're in our sales in our mind. Am I meeting? I'm meeting. They said, I don't know. I don't know if I'm a meeting with now.

I don't know. I don't know. Somebody got to tell me. See, if I fuck that name, my shit ain't talking about now. Somebody got to tell me, man. I need her to deny me. I need to be denied. If I don't get denied, I have been lied to a bamboo.

What's what you're doing to my cat? You got everybody in his shook. No, nobody know what they got. I don't know what I got. Oh, no, I got to see. I don't qualify. They're crazy. I saw a few of the women in here when you was like, they're really, really large.

They were like, you got it, my name. This lady right here were like, you're too shocking. You're too controversial. You're crazy. You're very controversial. Because I'm honest. Mm-hmm.

That's crazy. Durrange. Mm-hmm. You're done doing porn. This is your last year? This is my last year. I said that, but the money is so hard to let go. It's hard to let go.

I might do another year. I might do another year. You know you're going to do another year, nigga. I am ready to, I'm done. I feel like it's boring. It feels like work now. You do Javent Davis is a porn. I am.

Mm-hmm. I don't know nothing about. Y'all from the same area, too, yeah. I'm not from Baltimore. I'm not from there. He ain't going to quit. Yeah. You said it feel like work now?

Yeah, I do. It feel like work. It feels like I got to show up. I got to suck a dick. And then it's just, it's not funny anymore. And you don't really be in the move. Yeah, I don't be in the move. But the money is, just be like, and I don't really, I don't do, I don't know.

At first, it was just fun to suck dick. But now it's like, I don't really want to do anything. You didn't did it too much. Yeah, I feel like, yeah. I haven't done that many videos, though. I know, so you're tired. You know, woke yourself out. Yeah.

You don't know. You didn't run through your Twitter. But then my fans was like, please don't stop. I'm like, oh my gosh. How long do you want me to do it for? Like. Don't stop till you're good enough. But the money is so good.

The money is good. Well, how much money do you need to stop? To stop? To stop. What's the cap? Your dick cap. Why do you have to say? I use the same men over and over again.

I don't use new men. No, I'm talking about it on the money. On the money. Or the money, I don't know. It's not about the money. Like, and at this point, it's like, it's not, the money's not even appetizing anymore either. Talk to your talk.

So, I just want to do something that I like. And that is? I like comedy, too. You want to stand up? Well, I already did stand up. Oh, yeah. How was your first time on stage? Oh, I was so nervous when I went up there.

I was so nervous. And then when I got up there, it was like, it's not that serious. It's not as scary as I thought it was going to be. You know what I mean? I just got out there and started saying the shit that I rehearsed. And that was it. But everybody gave me great feedback. And, you know, after that, they was like, come over here.

Come to my city. Come to my city. Come to my city. Has it always been something you wanted to get into? Yes. But, you know, I hear a lot of people say that they was broke while they were doing jokes and I didn't want to be that

I have two kids I was like I gotta get to the bag first and then once I'm comfortable and I'm financially free maybe I can focus on being funny but I don't want to be a broke funny

motherfucker I mean that's just shit but everybody don't make it everybody don't make it everybody doesn't make it but you can't have that mindset you gotta be believing that you're gonna make it the whole time

but that's the path I'm gonna take and I don't see nobody else taking the same path that I know they're not they're gonna take the same path you did yeah talk I'm gonna do my shit boy I remember nights I can't remember nights damn they had to get it right I ain't even know it was a night it was in the daytime came back around I was like damn did I go through the night already shit I'm miss the night I'm like I ain't even know it was night time nigger had to get up and go tell some jokes just to get some get a little change

and some wanes right But I was already broke before. Like, I was already with all of that. Like, damn. I think, I don't be honest, like, when a motherfucker been, like, when you say, like, at your lowest, when you say, like, all right. Everybody's lowest may be different. I've been at my lowest with money, though.

But this is what I'm saying. Really? Yeah. Yeah, mentally, I've been at my lowest with money. Right. So that's why I said that money's not really that appetizing. How did you, how do you, what do you see yourself doing to get yourself in the right mental space? I just realized that family is really important.

I got to a point where I was like, fuck everybody, because my family didn't really support what I was doing, you know, and it was just like, all right, well, fuck all y'all. I can just get my bread because it wasn't as serious when I was stealing. Right. Then nobody had a problem with that or when I went to jail. Then I was like, I need my family, man. Like, that's really important, so, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good.

I said, look, look at people, man. Make some noise for that, man. We have to scream for our family, man. But I wasn't going to stop what I was doing for my family to come back around. It was just like, we got to come to a point where we agree with what I got going on or just agree to disagree.

Like, I'm going to still get my bag. And I feel like the more they seen people supported me, the more that they supported me. My mom, she still don't fuck with it. She's Muslim. So I don't feel like she's ever going to fuck with it. But I guess she's just going to stay broke. I don't know.

That's fucking crazy. What? Like, what am I supposed to do? Do you give a money? For what? Like, to like, hey, mama, you need something and shit? Because a lot of times when you're doing something, you know, that people don't agree with, if you give them some money, then they, like, find a way to deal with it.

But my mom is Muslim. She's not just like, she's Muslim. She wears the hijab and everything. That ain't never stopped a lot of people. She's not going to, he doesn't want to take my money because I already explained that if you don't support what I have going on, don't ask me for money. Oh, you, okay. But that's weird.

Oh, you're making it feel bad about it. Why am I supplying the family with money? And if y'all don't like the way that I get my money, I'm sucking it for money. Do you feel like, hey, mom, I'm sucking it for you. But if I applaud you with a PlayStation that I stole out of somebody's house, that's cool. Like, come on now. Did you grow up Muslim? No.

My mom did, I wasn't, my mom wasn't Muslim when we were growing up. She was Christian. Are you Muslim? No. Mm-mm. I'm not religious. Do you believe? Of course.

But I just feel like religion is, my mother's, uh, she's Muslim, my dad is Christian, and then my mom feels like her religion is, the best. So it's just like, okay. I don't know. I watch people. I watch people in their religion and I don't feel like they walk by faith, but they judge me and I don't like that. So I just, you have my own personal relationship with my believer. It's not the devil, but yeah. How long you've been doing comedy? I've been doing comedy for a long time. That's how I promoted. That was another way that I found marketing would be really good for my porn is to do comedy because my pages used to always get deleted

because I'm just shaking ass but then people are like you need to make another page because when you go live you're so funny so I would go live in lingerie but I would still talk shit it wouldn't be like sexual it would just be like I'm drinking

I'm talking my shit and they're like you need to separate the comedy from the porn so I'm like all right so I just started doing that you based in Atlanta? I live in the Atlanta area yeah she could host the jackoff with me

yeah I just moved here because I'm about to get a couple of more dates on the end of the month and whatnot, so you know, I could use another female host, to add on to the host that I got. I would love to. Yeah, I wish you put that together. What else you bring it to the table?

I have my own platform. I don't need to suck dick to get into anywhere. How many followers you got? A lot. I have a lot. I used to be a director. I know what to do it all that. I used to direct you into the right. You got a manager?

I manage myself. Okay, cool, cool. You need a co-manager? I don't need a pimp. Not at all. Caught you. Not at all. That's the new word for pimp.

It's manager. I feel like that is. I'm not in my trip to me. I don't know. Carlos, is Pimp the manager's new word for Pimp? I mean, I feel like all pimps will be offended if you call them a manager. Some pips don't want to be called a Pimp. They want to be called a manager, though.

Yeah, because they're smart enough to know that pimping can get you a life standard. Yeah. That's what it should do. Yeah, you can only have hypothetical holes if you're a pimp now. All right. They're trying to eliminate pimp. Burk it's wrong. You're a pimp.

Nigger. You're a pimp. You're a lot. You're in charge. You're in charge. You've been interstate trafficking in this. Oh, you don't took her to Vegas and 11. Oh, shit.

And you pandering, too. You pandering. So you're human trafficking. You human trafficking. And you're human trafficking. You're human trafficking. Abandonment. Neglection.

And you come in long marriage because y'all been doing this shit for eight years. They didn't put shit on you. You're using unprotection. You get mail at her. They're going to hit you all the actions. Oh, yeah. All these federal attorneys. You and this guy's got a bank account together.

Y'all. You and this guy's got a bank account together. Oh, it's a rap. Oh, you're a cash appellant? Oh, you don't even know. And it's a racketeering. Cash, cash every bitch. Because y'all doing a whole bid.

You got a whole bid. You got a whole bid operation. And then they get you a tax evasion. Right. Getting all that electronic money. They don't even go way back to when you first bought some pussy from her. Oh, man. No, I bought a video.

You don't even know how much shit illegal to you go to fucking court. No, you don't. Watching movies and TV and film with a known prostitute in a school zone. Nigger, you're facing life. I think don't even know, buddy. A known prostitutes. You were a prostitute. You were a sexist in there.

She was a prostitute, you are? You were buying prostitutes in the schools on, diggis. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm talking about this discharge is so bad, the church can't even burn you out. Tricks are for kids? Can't nobody could get you. The people at your church think you did it.

Well, we can't. We can't be involved with that. They said, you got some serious cases, nah. Some serious, there's serious. There's some people we can't get in touch with. You brought them whole round of kids. That little bitch you brought from Vegas. Remember because she had the whole church smelling like that stuff.

Shud. And you bought that plane ticket with that stolen credit card. That was what you did. Because you stole that money out of the collection plate and you bought that plane ticket. God don't like ugly. With your little fast ass. The pastor be buying pussy too. Don't put that on past.

Oh, my God. He didn't do nothing like that. Past will be buying some pussy. Definitely. Who passed? Not, no. I heard people, the rumors are saying that pastors should be. I got a past in my game right now.

You need to stop asking. That's crazy. You don't want none of that money? I've gotten that money before. But I was never Pustin no more. Oh, okay. I got first lady there every Sunday. Why would I disrespect my family?

So if you were a pastor, you came by Puss? I was like, how are you up there for a paycheck? I'm like, that's the wrong one buying it, but I ain't. Because you got to know what. sin and feel like, so you'll know what to talk about. What you got to go. You never know who you might reach in the process. In the process.

You get two or three of them holes to come to the church and start saving souls. Saving souls. Now you got a good reputation amongst the other frigate pastor because you got them holes at your church. Now everybody doing your program for free. Right. They come. Hey, can I be a guest speak at your church pastor? Why would you like to come?

I would just... I want to feed this lot. Just want to spread the love. Literally. Exactly. Damn, bro. So it's the pastor trying to bag right now. Mm-hmm.

In 2024. You all love to be ashamed of y'all selves. Are you from Brooklyn? I don't know where you're from. Oh, I'd be trying to tell people, man. What you do behind clothes is who you really are. Yep. I don't care.

Even when you drag him off. You're just behind clothed door. like, I'm a freaking motherfucker. I'm myself all the time. Look what I do with them by myself. I'll leave the door open. I'm a leader of door open, Bruno Mars. You hear me?

Hey, hey, hey, I'm going to be there. Look what I do with them by myself. Bruno. You live alone? You live alone, Jack? I'm going to live the door open, yeah. I live alone. I'm going to leave a door open.

I'm going to leave the door open. Oh, look what I do. Fuck me. Fuck me. Oh, look what I do. I don't know her, nobody. Get on down. Bro, if you think about it, bro, that's who he is, bro.

Just me, myself, and I. Like, wait to get into the house. Soon did you get to... Can't wait? Jack. I'm going to have. Yeah. Jack.

The disease is free. Jack. I can't infect myself. Why, that's shit of disease, bro. Now you see why we have to keep him around. Oh, tell you, brother. Oh, that's funny. Do y'all masturbate every day?

No, that shit would kill you. Yeah. When I were young, I have a few. Super high-sid dry. Like, I go for something. She can be laying up in the bed. I'll go right to the bathroom. Sure do you do it.

I'm just like, who, had to get another one. Oh, I don't know why I don't know why I'm like this. I just beat her through and I'm here beat myself up. Oh, you're on some more. You don't know. Teaching myself a lesson. I'm teaching myself a lesson. This is fucking.

What's you doing? I had a problem, bro. Just getting rid of this leftover dick I had from some. I had a problem, bro. I swear, bro. I don't know where that shit came from. And then it got to the point where I ain't doing it. That shit for like nine years.

That's a long time. That should be weird with girls. I'm getting pussy at a time. I feel like I'm getting pussy. If I'm going to jack off, I might as well, fuck again. I prefer masturbating over sex That's safer I masturbate every day

Every day You gotta get one in You gotta stop that That shit gonna have your heart fucked up Yes Like ha ha Like you gotta get one in It's extremely high yeah

I got to You said I got to Yeah And I watch porn But I don't watch porn But I don't watch porn to masturbate I watch porn because it's like Oh this is interesting

Like oh wow Like to get a little bit of ideas too But I can No, just for memory. I don't, or just fantasizing. That's some psychopathic shit right there. No, it's not. Just off remembering some shit you did.

Or fantasizing, like, you know, I could meet a man and I'm like, oh, I want to see what it would feel like to fuck him, so I'm going to fantasize about it and masturbate. Oh. Do I don't do that? You never did that? When you went in the bathroom after you fuck the girl, it wasn't like memory, you know, when you're jacking off?

Not why she's still there, not. I take advantage. the motherfucker that's laying in the bed. He's like, let me think about her. I'm trying to get my money's worth. You wanted to drain you? I ain't going to lie, but when I was young and I used to go crazy,

it was one specific person I would think about. What's her name? It was my ninth grade algebra teacher, bro. That's a freaking shit. And at that time, painting lines and shit was starting to come in and play, like, everything gradually came out before a woman right now. You used to just see her with no clothes on.

I'm like, he's young niggas got it made. Because I used to have the up-skirt fetish, but now it's like, you can see the ass cheeks already, so it's not really a fetish. Right, it's like, you know what I'm saying? But the up-the-up-the-stress fetish is so fire. And my night gray T's used to have, D. She used to wear, like, that's when the lingerie panting started to come in, like, the Victoria's Secret, and you could tell.

And she used to wear a tight pan just so we could see the panting line. I used to be like, man, I know she fucking freaks. who she's fucking. And I, that shit gonna sound crazy? Yeah, this sounds like some shit. Don't say you fucking.

No, what I'm saying there, I never could find the teachers. Me neither. I used to be hearing by this shit, like she fought.

Yeah. I got a guy. Nigger got to be lying. I got to be lying. No. I got the co-ve-ed- No. Hey, don't be lying.

When you realize how young the teachers are when you young, it's like, you was only 22, 23. Yeah, but they were, our teachers was old

when we were young. This was old. I had young teachers were old. But they sprinkled like, They had no fan teacher. None. What? None.

I'm in Mississippi. These are all white women. Yeah, she's big. We had no fan. Well, I mean, it was something at the school, but I was never, I never had them. Out of my 18 years from, from, nigger, I probably had, let me see, one, two. I only had two. Sixth grade, Miss Zachary and in 12th grade, Miss, um.

Miss, um. Miss Zachary sound fine. Well, Ms.acre was fine to hell, boy. I didn't have, no. She was about, did tall. Wrote about me every day in her composition of book, every day. I don't know. I just got on her fucking nerd.

Wow. Wrote about me every day. I had a teacher that was older than the fucking algebra that she was teaching. You know you can hit it now. You can hit it now. Old. Oh. 12 grade, Mick Carwell.

No. She knew her, too. That booty was... Ooh. Jack. My algebra teacher had a fat ass, though. What's her name? I seem like all the math teachers would be fine in here.

I ain't gonna say her name. I ain't gonna say her name. No, because I shouldn't say her name. She had a fat white lady ass and he used to clap while she was writing on the board. She was white. So it was just moved by itself. Ooh. So you look at the bottom part.

She gets right hard and they muffled like, right at the bottom. Right at the bottom. She knew what she was doing, too. No, she did. Because she was one of the white ladies who didn't even really know what having ass kind of meant. Right. What you said about people being alone about who they asked when they body is told? They're who they are.

You never know. You never know. She could have been getting tired up at home, getting spanked. Yeah, but them teachers we had was not fine. Just a bunch of old-ass white ladies who wore them big-ass burghistocks. My kindergarten teacher were fine. See, Ms. Griffin, she just died.

I didn't remember. She was like 50 when I was seeing kindergarten. You had to look back at that. You didn't know that then. I didn't know what I wanted to do today later, but I knew I wanted to do some. You was a kindergarten guy? Jack, that's.

At that time, you had both your eyes? Yeah, I had both my eyes then, yeah. When did you lose it? About around 12 or something like that. What happened? Well... Is it touchy? No, no, it's not...

It's not touching. I was playing dice with some old niggas and shit. I got caught cheating in one of them stabbing in the eye. Y'all knew you was lying. I would never lie to you. You said it was some shark shit. Yeah, that was some shark shit, too. Naga.

You got caught in a die game? Yeah, and the nigger had stabbed me in our old niggum. Stam me and out for cheating and shit. Never cheat it again, though. Damn, you got a total lesson at a young age by an older nigga. That's traumatizing. It is very traumatizing. Hey, but that nigga got hit by a car later on and whatnot.

I pissed on that nigga grave, too. Did you go ahead and ask the pee on it? I pissed all on that nigga. I pissed on that shit. I were going to come back and shit, but I thought it was too far. That's too far. I'm not doing that. That's wrong.

That's wrong. This was my eye, nigger. He said, I pissed all on that. He said I was going to shit on it, but it was too much. I'm telling him crazy. I don't even talk to this nigga, man. Boy, you stupid, bro. That's a whole-ha-n-knit.

He can't have to do. He could have just punch me and I and called him today. So, hold on, hold on, was you the younger nigga around? I was the youngest nigga inside the goddamn dice game. Oh, he didn't have to do nothing but hit me. Okay, okay. So what did you cheat? How did you cheat?

What happened? I wanted to win. So what happened? The nigger was like, he, keep in mind. I've always been blind in my left eye. Right. And so I'm over here thinking I'm getting away. with something and I'm really not. So you niggas see me cheating and I'm...

So you can't see him. I can't see him seeing me cheat. You only got one side. I'm trying to be slick with that one eye. Yeah. You only see it from your perspective. Yeah. But you can't even see him. I looked right up at the nigga too rolling the dice, huh? I thought if I look at him, he wouldn't think that I was, he went looking at the dice and if I'm looking at him, he wasn't looking at the dice and shit. And I was like, give me my money. I said, give me my motherfucking money. I picked up the money and I put the shit in my pocket and he was like a doll, put the money down. I said,

Nick, no, I won that shit fast what? Put the money down. I said, I'm going to tell you again. And the nigga didn't tell me again. He stabbed me in my He said, he went in my pocket while I was crying and took the money out of my pocket. What did he stab you with? He stabbed me with it like, like, when you're

doing them fingernail files and shit, they got the little knife inside of it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're being tucked. Yeah. Oh, hold on. So why were you 20 years old? gambling with all these old niggins. That's why I hung around. I never hung around niggas, my age.

You've been there, right? Yeah, I was young nigga gambling with a whole bunch of old niggins. But I was like 17. And they keep in mind, the niggas, the old niggas the ones with the money. And they're going to take it too. They're going to take your money.

They take your money and take it out. You're going to learn to take it. Yeah, yeah. I don't give a fuck. Who are you is? You're not here trying to take my money? Yeah. Man, you're not going to take my money.

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So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I can't believe here. I'm here. I can't believe it, bro. You didn't been through some shit, though The movie's gonna be good The movie's gonna be good I know that shit you gotta cut out though Hey Jack, what's the joke you used to do about when you said the girl

The girl son was asking you about your eye Oh um She would ask me Could I cry at that eye She said no you just get kind of sad Huh And when I would go to sleep The nigger take my eye

And put a purple jawbreaker in there and I woke up with candy candy running down my face ants running in my face trying to get the candy No He pointed at me singing Purple Ring

Straight drop bull's shit So you can take that out Don't do it I only do it when it's dirty Yeah How do you know it dirty It's when it's gonna start Yeah

Are you being serious? Yeah Like I had this shit up But like six months At a time I thought you said you had different ones I do He got a hundred

So when you think That one Do they shit like Nah, you don't stink It'll be sticky So what's behind What's on it? Just eye juice

He's seen, man You know Hey Shut Just eye juice I go I told you I messed

What's up, man? What's behind it though? Is it just her pocket? It's just brain The straight up brain It's brain behind that. Straight up genius

is mine. That's crazy, bro. I'm amazed. You double hell, boy. So what's next for you? Oh my gosh.

Oh, I'm going on tour next year. I'm doing dick's fucking classes. I'm doing dick's fucking classes, comedy tour,

and meet and greets. That's what we're doing. That's the name of the comedy tour, dick sucking classes. No, I haven't even figured out comedy tour. Call it that.

Yeah, I think that's good to him. I can't call that. Come meet me. Shut the fuck. That is a dope man. I don't know what I'm going to call it. But the meets are going to be totally separate from the comedy show. Yeah, you got to keep the meat and the comedy separate.

Shut up. That's hilarious, bro. That's where I fucked up at. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I ain't do it. I didn't do it. I fucked the meat with the funny.

Yeah. You feel me. With the funny. Oh, the funny copy with the meat. Come on. Oh, very believe. Hey, literally.

I'm going to be funny. And I'll bring some meat. I think more women are going to come and see me do comedy than men, so I don't know. Yeah, they'll pull up. Yeah, that's why you can call the dick-sucking class. How long have you been doing it enough? Doing what? Comedy.

I just did my first show on Friday. Oh, this is a brand-new shit. It's brand-brand-new. Oh, okay. Yeah, but. So? You know what I'm just saying? You know, pop your shit.

Yeah. Get out there, Swain. Oh, my gosh, I have to ask you a question. Do you know a person named Zion? Zion? Depend. Lauren Hill sign. No.

That's the one he knows. Where are you from? I don't know. It's like an older guy. Mm-hmm. I got to see him. Yeah, because he keeps, he's like, he knows you. And he was just kept saying, he keeps referencing you.

Like, come to his show. I got, you can come and get in for free. But he might not. I know him. Yeah. I'm just like... He'd be on TV, too. Duh.

But I get the nigga trying to get his dick, so he's trying to you, me. Yeah, yeah. But he don't know that I started it. He probably a subscriber. Oh. Is that what that is? Like, get that. That's what this nigga is.

Hey, do it over again, D.C. Give him an alley-U. Tell them again. Tell them again. No, niggins are going to get theirself the alley-o. They're going to go back to when they left a comment. I'm like, look, bro, I told you in 2023 to get on the show. Now you did it.

That's how I know they be reading the movie. Come. They be reigned. It's a nigga going to, it's about four niggas gonna take credit for you coming the whole time anyway. Carlos, you got a subscription. I don't got a subscription to shit.

Social media. Oh, they don't put you on Twitter. Yeah, you'd be acting a fool on the Twitter, late night. Shit, in the middle of the day. Nine o'clock in the morning at the airport. A whole cushy pop up on Twitter. Oh, my gosh.

It's a little hairy, but yeah. It's clean. For real. You can't be on Twitter for too long. Not in public. Not without a privacy screen. Not from longer than 30 seconds. You would be going through the shit and you think they got like a like, okay, they like what I like?

Then you'd be like, hold on, man. What the fuck that come from, man? Come on, man. Why about y'all put that in the middle of all that pussy? The fuck is this, man? See, that way I should be on Twitter. And now everybody. They called me.

I need to get off this shit. Yeah, that's where all the shit talk is at. I love Twitter. No, I just have porn going down my timeline. Oh. Yeah. My timeline got half and half. Oh, okay.

It's like porn. That's on the 4-U, but on the following. And then it's just like regular hoes. Regular ho. And then it's like. Twitter, I'd be calm. I don't know. I'd be scared.

Get on my Twitter. Moho. You're like he'd be crazy. Caring on me to get on that. Why, I been winning on your head three months. But what I had that? Yeah. Yeah, you know I was all here.

You got Twitter? Yeah, I'd be on Twitter. Oh. I've never seen your Twitter. Oh, me? I see this thing pop up all the time He's talking good shit

He loved Twitter That's because all the porn is on there That ain't why Yes it is I was on Twitter before they had porn He definitely on Twitter I think they had porn for a long time No they didn't

Because the only point The only point they used to be on Twitter Was like when somebody Shit got leaked or something shit They didn't have whole pages dedicated to porn It was just because I got on there because people was like

You can post nude And I was like for real See how easy it is? Exactly And I was like, damn. No, that was, that came way later. Twitter used to be real host of meals just straight. That's why they turned to X.

They're like, yeah. You know, it's even upload picks and shit. That's how long. I was on that shit. I was on that shit and like, oh, no, man. When they wouldn't let you upload feet, right? Yeah, ain't no picks. Right.

So it was a tweet. When the failwell used to pop up, it was just tweets. Then they brought Twit Pick. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You would actually have to upload the pick, then they'll put the shit on Twitter. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

two people, too many motherfuckers on there, they hold the whole Twitter shut down. Mm-hmm. They were like, oh, something went wrong. When the bird come in, when the bird came back. The farewell came. Then the bird. Okay, okay.

Bird was after. The what was first? It's called the farewell. What is that? Like when you go to refresh your timeline, if there's too many people on that bitch, it'll show a picture of a fucking well and be like, oh, wait, something went wrong.

Try again. Twitter's still loading. That shit is jam pack now. Then the shit went to the bird. Twitter really your tweet Twitter is the way you can't be saying You're like man fuck these motherfuck those post No for real man

Pose Motherful don't know what they're talking about See I'd be trying to tell you these posts He'd be like man shut the fuck But now you can put all That shit together For real you can make a whole thread Where you can just put all that shit together

What are platforms you can get on there? Who meet? What all platforms can you put inside the thread? See you can put the link to any platform I was a retweetin motherfucker You're going on my page I just retweet everybody Retweet, retweet

Retweet, retweet, re-cquote Yeah I only got Twitter just to post news Like I didn't get it for anything else For real That's focus And then when I post my opinion They were like shut up dick sucker

I just feel like fuck it That's funny That's gonna say nothing That's funny Fuck it That's how the community Is gonna shun you Shut up or

The great part about That ain't number somebody at nine years old. Think about that. We could cut somebody out when we were young and you, and you would never go to know. I would have cuss my two jobs so bad. You stupid, funky bitch. She would have never known it with me.

You could talk to anybody now. I'd be so mad if I found out my son had a secret stand account. Well? Like you find out one of your kids got one of them stand accounts and they can talk to shit to everybody. Talking shit to everybody.

But it's funny, though. You want to get on their ass, but after you're reading it, you've died laughing. That you can talk of good shit. Damn, bro. Can you imagine Prince going through his Twitter?

I'm like, I don't have time for this shit. Who, right now? Tell my Prince, Prince. Yeah, where he was out. He probably was talking about to talk shit. Yeah, Prince, Prince. I think everybody who ain't on Twitter at least got a burner account.

Facts. They can't be seen watching that shit. Oh, you can't be seen watching it. They definitely know who you is. They're watching it. Niggins it's a fake page like a cat. They're dim. They're all on your shit.

They're all on your shit. That's really it's fast. Cats is some of the most searched shit on the internet. Fact. They made a whole documentary about that shit. But you know what, bro? I can watch people cut hair all day. I don't know why.

You know the shit I can't start watching? What? Them little motherfucker with no shit. she was on building them houses with that mud. Oh, but I've been watching them. You're late. I've been watching them for three years. It's the building the pool. They would go out there in the wilderness and make your house. I'm like, bro.

It probably took about two, three months game. I don't think that's real. That shit. What do these people call? You think it's had two or three months? Crazy. I feel like a couple of weeks. Stay out of there.

I mean, it depends on how bad they work. That shit is crazy. You understand that clay. What do you pay is called? That shit turning the cement. You just see it on the four you. Like, you just see a bunch of brown people are doing... He even said in the Bible, man, listen, man, it's going to be plentiful.

You're not going to be without. Look, they're showing you. They just built your house in the woods, me. For my... I like them dumb-ass, like, information pages, too. Did you know if you eat six apples, it's equivalent to eating a whole country? He'd be like, what the fuck? They'd be lying like a motherfucker.

If you've eaten more than six apples this year, you've had more food than 14% of the people. planet. You're like, what? They lie. If you think about those folks that be living off the grid, they don't want to be on the grid. They don't even know what the hell is up. You don't want to be industrialized?

They don't even speak, nothing like that. They really tell you, make it the fuck out my face, man. Before we eat you. I'm fat. I'm telling the shit, we got these. This shit go through lions and bards, my nigga. What do you think are going to go through you? Yeah, you got to really watch that type of shit.

It was his white man that went over there, and he was, he decided to stay for, like, seven days. And he was like, they were running through the woods, but I couldn't keep up. They were chasing baboons. Brow, that's crazy. Chasing baboons? Yes. They were chasing them.

They were chasing baboons, like, trying to kill them. It was at war. Because you got to kill them because they're dangerous and fuck. They're going to kill you. Exactly. No, but that's the thing, though. We got to kill them before they mobilize and try to harm us. Wow.

So we got to wait to nighttime to catch them up guard. Do they travel in packs? Who? What? Yes. You can hem at night time. They turn up. And this niggas, a bunch of niggas chasing the baboon.

Man, in Honduras, they got baboon. And they were ready. They got baboon. You can hear him. Damn. Do they eat them? They about 9 o'clock. Yeah.

What the fuck at him, man? And they eat them, like, as soon as they eat them raw. And they eat them raw. They eat them raw. They don't cook it or nothing. Who the fuck? Because they said when they're chasing the baboon, all the adrenaline and all that is good for the body.

Like, that shit was crazy. That's wild. Yeah. You don't really give a fuck, do you? No, I'm very intrigued. I'm very intrigued. What do they say the baboons taste like? The white man didn't like it, of course.

But he had to pretend he did. So he would have been next up. They get offended. They get offended if you don't like the babbon. Yeah, yeah. You better eat that guy down there. Especially after they were chasing that motherfucker. They get on your ass.

They don't eat it. You got to eat it out of their head. They're good. They didn't wash their hands on nothing. Oh, man. They're clean. Wash their hands. They're good.

What's the pieces of this day evening? They eating whatever. You gotta watch it. I promise you, I swear on everything. A niggas pulled the ball. Okay, I'm so serious. You got to watch great to the balls. I was just saying that's what happened.

Undead-ass. That's what happened. Yeah. You got to watch it. That's crazy, bro. Hell no. Nature is amazing. Look, we can really be here all night talking this shit, man.

We appreciate you coming through here. Thanks for having me. What's your social media? So they can follow you and find you. See this freaky-ass shit you got going on. Freaky-ass Janice. If you want to see my freaky shit, just go on X videos, X-N-X-X, she's freaky, porn hub. I heard my shit got leaked on Batty Hub.

So, yeah. If you want to see my comedy, it's the funny-ass Denise. Daddy Hub. Badi-hub. Badi-hug, okay. You ain't got a subscription on that one, huh? You don't need a subscription. It's free.

I do you heard of that one? I don't have that one. Man, I don't be subscribing to none of that stupid-ass shit. You got asthma? Yeah, yeah. You got asthma? It fought with me doing the seasons. Like all that rain and shit, I was outside, ripping and running.

I'm back now, though. That's shit that got me right. Damn. That was quick. I thought it took a little minute to work. That shit worked fast. They must have up the dose now. No, you gotta know what work on your batter?

Okay. I'm gonna be at you got to go out. show on the 21st. Right? It's on the 21st. We're turning that bitch up. I'm excited. Do y'all do meet and greets or no?

Yeah, we be doing meet and greet. Yep. That's fire. We let them greet the meat. They definitely meet the greet. What's all we doing? Taking pictures? Just taking regular pictures, man.

And, you know, talking of shit. Nah, we be snags. No, we be picked. They want to get picked up sometimes. Oh, you've been doing that Chris Brown shit. Who? What a lady that won't all three of all this? She said, yeah, Carlo, you get the head, Chico, you get the butt.

And D.C., you get the feet. I said, you're funky, bitch. You're going to jump in your feet on? They'll give me the feet, holl. What she funky? Farrow, you keep your feet up, bitch. You better learn how to play the day. This would be funky that you're going to take pictures with?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I guess it's all a part of the thing. Sometimes. Sometimes. Well, we go to some cities. And, like, all the women smell good. We were...

What city was that when we was in, all the women smelled good? I don't know. Everybody, like, one of them took a bath. It was probably the DMV. No, they felt like they body odor were good. You're like, you didn't even got on no perfume. Was it Louisiana, Shreveport?

I think it was Shreveport. Like cocoa butter. I was spelled like cocoa butter. We were guessing. We were, I think that cocoa butter right now. A little good-smelling woman, man. Fox. Hose there, man.

We don't have none, man. You got a hole. I know you're not going to do this right now. Not right now.

I know you not feeling to do this right now because you didn't confiscated a couple of my holes now.

I don't compensate. You didn't can't confiscated a couple of my business. D.C. D.C.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't you don't do it. Oh, I am. No. You just stole, you didn't slicked on

robbery some of the vision now. Oh, me. They're y'all, niggins. Y'all didn't put a couple words in for you, now. Come on, you know what I'm, didn't it? I ain't still.

Come on. I ain't still, huh? She. You had put them in the evidence, locker. Yeah. I ain't still, not. You think I ain't know you to the mission. I ain't still none that one has it to it.

And you got you, fool? Oh, nigger. How many? By Lee Selim. Lee Selim. That's the new... That's the beginning. You back at D.C., he's like, I was just an...

He's a bitch-stiller. He's a bitch-stiller. Don't see that. He's a bitch-stil your girl. Wow. He's a bitch-stiller. Damn, people think, I come around and I take their holes, bro. I leave nigg-hose-in-law, bro.

He lies. Hey, the niggins think because the nigger blind and shit, nigger wasn't going to goddamn notice. Nah, I ain't never took nothing that were with you. Child. Come on, man. DC, you ain't had to do my partner like that. I ain't never took nothing from Jack.

I ain't never walked up on you and be like, Jack, man, what if you were with? Can we, you want to go through our thread real quick? You're going to have to remind me. Keep it player. No, you ain't never did no shit like that. That ain't you. Damn, D.C. You hovering over Jack.

He said I stole it. No, you hovering over Jack. No, I ain't hover over Jack. Yeah, you hovering. I can't, I can't even recall when I'm. Seven. I don't like, hey, boy. That nigga ain't forgotten no seven holes. He's lying.

Seven? That one, I'm like, seven is like, that's Adam is like. Yeah, like, what's that? Hey, go to. Hey, go there. Hey, go there. Go there. Jack. Hey, go there.

Hey, go there. Play boy. Play boy. Did he confiscate some holes? Who is you talking to? Hey, now, nigger in one of the directions. You say, go there. Go there.

Go there. Go there. There. There ain't nobody right there. That's camera quick, man. Okay, all right. They go there. You deflected.

Oh, there we go. He's right there we go. There we go. Yep, there he go. Did he? Oh, no. Thank you, man. You bringing a nigga in.

He ain't know what's going on. Jack, just let it go, man. They go on. They wanted to go. I see the role he tried to get, he tried to get some sympathy pussy. I think, no. He's been playing this sympathy role.

All the, Jack, she don't want to suck your dick. D.C. is still in your hole? Oh. Yeah. Now, let me give you some pussy. No, man, go on that bull and shit. You're trying to get 70 pussy, man. You're gonna bit to feel sorry for you and you get the pussy.

You hovering over Jack. Every time he comes up with something. Hell, no. You're stealing. Jack be hanging with three other handicapped niggas. I ain't never seen him with no hole, man. Jack be the lead handicapped nigger, man. He'd be three other little nigg.

He'd be like, y'all, come on. I'm like, oh shit. He'd be three more other little nigg. Like, what the fuck? I just came Jack with a lot of hush. Yeah, go ahead I got you some shit Got me something

I got some I got some I don't know if you all if you were going to be here But I have you got something too What was wrong with my other friend? You did? You got us?

Don't know what did you get us? A little land You bought us some lead? I do be rolling with one A midget nigga in now You know You know, she bought us some land Some lamb?

I didn't know if you all were going to be here Because sometimes it'd be just you And then Lamb life No, land Oh, you bought who land? It's cheap, but it's like, it's cool, though. In Scotland.

You could buy, like, a plot of land in Scotland. Scotland one. What is it? Hold up, you bought this land for real. I know what I'm saying? I thought what I was saying. Out of the country. You bought us some land?

Mm-hmm. That was my gift because you guys invited me on here. For real? Yeah, for real. Oh, shit. There's never been nobody about it on. But I didn't know that y'all, I didn't know if all of y'all's going to be here, so it wouldn't have been cool to, like, bring it out. It's a plot of land.

Yeah. And you can plan a tree. on it. It's in Scotland. Oh, for real? And we can plant a tree. That's all we can do on it. But it's still really cool because you get a plaque. And it's like, you can hang it up. Appreciate it. Oh, that's hard.

And you get this, like, scroll where it's like, it looks like really royal. They're going to give us the coordinates. Yeah. All right, bet. You can go and visit. You know, you can be like, take a picture on your land. Well, thank you. Yeah.

So now that I know, I'm just bringing it back. We'll bring it to you guys when I see you at the show. I bet. Show them what you got. All right. Is this going to fit my butt? Yeah. This ain't already...

Who I love the colors, too. It's mauve. Moly. Yeah. You're a freaky-assin' niggins. Can you do the... Niggins ask no other question. You think she can come and do the model for us.

That's so bad. You want me to take pictures in it? Yeah, we'll get some pictures. I'm just have red draws on this. Hey, I need to regroup on my 85 side of guilt, too. You need some 85 times. I love it. Thank you so much. And I got the pants. You got the pants.

Got the pants? Oh, y'all merch is fine. I love them all, and I love red. It's enough ass room in there. It is. That's how we living over here, the 85th. You don't know who the fuck gonna pull up, man. Yeah.

We might be on some legendary shit. We might have a few of the week. We might have all this shit jumping off over here. And to all the ladies who watch the show who feels sorry for Jack because his heart is broken, and you got a little extra pussy. You want to give it away and you want to

Hey, if you see ever stole you from me Put your name in the comment Put your name in the comments They're gonna be lying Then it's gonna be in the end Yeah, we're gonna get to a reality I'm gonna host it for you The Thrill of Love?

No, for the thrill of love Come on. I like that Come on, now But you can't be on that doing that How many people should be Would you be on the show? What do you mean the rule? You'd tell me how to be

He's like, tell me what to do Tell me what to do. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. Tell me what to do it. Tell me what to do, bro. I'm gonna do that shit, nigg. No, I want to see how you act on the first two episodes. Jack, you got to get to the reality show where we can find you a wife

or at least a good freak to cuff. Migger. Hey, I want some neo-type shit. I'm going to get a Midge. Can I get no Milt-type shit? Can we start off with one, Jack? Yes, we can. We're right.

He's like Lilley Polly. Third season, you add a third. Second season, you add a second. I'm over here handicapping myself. You right. I'm with you, Jack. I'm with you, Carlo. You Jack.

I'm sorry, I got so happy I thought you with me. Y'all, do you like Polly? Yeah, I would love it. You like Polly? No, I'm good. I'll take one. Just one. Yeah, I'll take one, and then we can have like a quarterly threesome or something,

but it don't require all that. I'm a lot to deal with by myself, and I know dealing with another person, and then when you add another person, then you fuck around and think you're right, and then two motherfuckers disagree with you? Nope. You think it would seem up? Right. I don't know.

That's a lot to do. You got to be a impeccable motherfucker to be able to deal with two of them. I like the idea of Polly because sometimes I don't want to, I don't want to suck to dick that night. But every night, you got to get sucked. Jack, we're going to find you something, though.

It might not be Janice. Yeah. I don't think she, but. I'll be on the show, though. You do that for me? Are you looking at me? I'm not even trying to. Sit back.

My bad. Don't fucking. Babe, man. God, no, I'm being so serious. See, exactly. That nigga can see. He's doing it again. He's doing it again.

I was dead-ass serious. He's doing it again. And he's doing it again. He said it would end, but here we go again. Another again. Oh, you're going to go, that shit, bro. And he's doing it. again.

Where you're going to go? You got to stop cutting Jack off, man. That nigga never fuck, man. That he'll block the shit out of me in real life. That he'll block me like, oh, man, man. He think he's making a comeback. That boy, he's good, boy. That boy.

That boy of perfection, boy. That nigga never here, bud. Put the name. Put your name in the comments if she ever, he ever stole you from me. If he ever stole, and if you're trying to use me to get to this nigga, put your name in the comments, who's going to figure it out? You too can be on The Thrill of Love. If you want to be on the reality show for The Thrill of Love, Fat,

how many ladies we're going to need? Twelve. You got to do 20. Why, 20? That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah.

I don't know if we're going to be a- Love I already gave up the blueprint, 12, man. I don't know if we're going to be a fan. 20 bad business for jack but you also understand they were coming off like four at a time until they got in the beginning in the beginning they're gonna be older women you're like older women right oh no oh no we look at us so let's do this and you can see the seven and then it can be 35 and up 35 and up just 35 and up yeah 35 and up yeah because you can't do nothing got age rain that's good they're good yeah that's sensible that's good yeah 35

we need to go specify on what the up is It's just 35 is the minimum. That's the minimum. The maximum. I don't know. We might need something like 28, 27 to have some young flavor. No, you got to be 30. Because 35, they're going to be in there trying to do old shit.

What's the maximum? We can't match it out. We got to leave it up. Hold on. Whatever. Come on. Come on. No, I said 35 enough because I was talking about a girl who's 35.

They had never even heard the term doing the Oochicuch. Really? Yeah. Let's stop at 60. 35 to 60 35 to 60 That's cool 35 to 70

ain't nobody gonna watch that shit 70 Jack 70 that shit that shit gonna be on lifetime man I got time for that shit

DC that shit that shit that shit gonna be on the Atlanta so that way y'all y'all can both

be getting Social Security this thing gonna have to be off like at the 730 they're gonna be sleeping so you want to do

from 35 to 65 everybody in house what's entertaining what's entertaining y'all tell me what you I don't know

man 30. 30 and up. 30 and up. Yeah, 30 and up. But what's the cap? There ain't no cap. Oh, dude.

Yeah. Just 30 is the minimum. Hold on, yeah. 30 is the middle. Listen, my mama's 70, so we can't do like 70 or no shit. You can be 65? 65. That's my mama.

I don't want nobody to be by like my grandma, my age. 30 to 50. You know where Angela Bass is 66. That's a bad bitch. That's a bad bitch. That's a . 35 to 69. 69, you push

69 is almost all the time My mama's 69 right now No, I'm can't talk about it Ain't nobody agreed to be on those show Don't get that camera out of my face You don't know the folk get old They get that dementia, they get me They start poking with a cane

None of my mama friends Like but She don't think you can hit her He hit me We held the audition And it's a bad-ass thing State, yo, listening. She's bad as fucking.

She's bad as fucked. She's six to eight. Bad six days. You got to have two little people. I can't do no little people. That's fucked up. I can't do that. You got to have a little bit, you know.

Gotta have. I can do 411. I was like, what is she like medium side? 411. You're right here. Like she's tall, even though she's a little person, she's tall. You're talking about her head tall? Yeah, you don't need a little person.

You're gonna be bumping into them a lot and you don't know, I can move. I don't want to step on her. Yeah, I don't want to step on her. up on the man. Yeah, I'm cool on them little people, man. Yeah, I'm, I'm cool on that. Let's say 411, 411. He's talking about, like, like a head talk. But they're going to jump on your head, bro. Yeah, you got to watch what you said. Because they'd be having like conventions and shit one time, bro. I was at a hotel, bro. Yeah. And I didn't even know they were having a convention. Yeah. And I didn't even line, bro. It was

You know, I don't have seen, and I want to call them the proper word, what it is? What is? Little people. Little people, right? I don't see two, three, old at a time. At a time at the same in a group. Yeah, and I ain't never gonna be like, oh, what the fuck? Like, I'm not seeing y'all, I know to treat y'all normal, but I ain't never see like, Ceasey.

At one time. But, it was like, and I just had to act like normal. I was like, hey, how y'all know? How y'all? God damn. What the fuck going on? They shoot the wizard of eyes too. They were open their motherfucker at the hotel.

Then they fucked up. They were fucking bitching, boy. You see them the first time, then you come back and everybody drunk. But they were lit, boy. Where do your motherfucker be at? I don't know, they just, it's a group of people. But it just showed me like, all right, they hang around people that are just like them and they got,

and they, you know what, they like, you know what? Everybody, like, it's a grind, they like, hey, let meet up. Yeah. We feel to go to St. Louis, they got them pull up on that, and they pulled up. Ccccccdick. Nick, fuck, whatever, it's gonna beat that, Yeah, yeah.

But you had that normal, bro. Yeah. All outta here. Hey, how y'all doing? Hey, hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, they were 60 deep down now, but. Hey, daw. We do, we do with two little people, let's make sure you check their ID, bro. All right. That's all like that. They're not going to actually be little, niggas. If people be up there doing anything for clock, that I can't, I can't go out like that. We're going to tell.

We're going to tell. No, we're going to find you a good host of woman. We're not playing no circus act. You know, this your dog. I'm talking about. That's your dog, man. I'm trying to find you somebody where you can save on, like, some of the nursing bills. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you don't got to keep paying. No, fucking. We got to put you in uncomfortable positions so you can learn how to be comfortable, bro. That's the only way you're going to grow. So we're going to see you, so we're going to see you through a stage where you're going to remember, like, when you was honey-in-in-in-about-the-fisicality. You can't see these motherfuckers anyway. That's not true. I'm saying.

I can see their heart. There you go. Yeah. And you're going to go on dates and shit. Yeah. You're going to have to do shit that you normally wouldn't do, like, like, like. like dive, like you be swimming yeah, I can swim

but you can't use goggles and you gotta go through some etiquette classes too because you can't just be on there asking women how much they like their ass aiding shit like that we got a shit. I don't eat that and you can't be in that time of you ain't going to see that we can't have

I get my ass ate I don't be eating nobody ass oh we'll get the mark as of your same time and then you sing out loudie Sonny Sonny Sonny Sonny that ain't nothing you say y'all line.

Oh, he's ass. I get my ass ate. Like, that's not a, that's, that, that's what he's at. You don't get the, you don't get the point? No, I didn't hear that point. Yeah, that's, that's his, that's his groove. You like to get your ass ate? I love to get my ass ate, love.

Moon pie. What you mean, moon pie? Yeah. Moon pie. You didn't know, when you're mooning somebody, then I call it a pie. Oh. When you're a girl is cakes.

When your girl is frosty cakes, when your man is moon pie. Jack, shut the fuck up, man. What position do you be in when you do that? It depends. Don't get them started again. No, I just want to know. I want to know, like, when niggas, I get their ass at it. I just want to know.

It depends. What's comfortable for you? I don't eat ass, but I'm just saying. I've done it before, but I'm not into that. Yeah, I mean, it depends on you. Like, what you're comfortable with. I'm going to sit on your face, all kind of different things. Oh, my gosh.

Like squat down? So all that is on a bitch face? Yeah, all that. Oh, shit. Like a mother hen. Like a mother hen is wild. Like your mother hen. Oh, that boy hatch.

They're gonna make your head touch. Sonny, don't judge. Sonny, don't judge me, Sonny. I was just wondering. Don't judge me, son. He's going to make your head hit. Make that shell come right off. D.C. you're dumb as fuck, man.

Make sure y'all come to the jackoff. Make sure y'all come to the jackoff man. Like I said, it's going to be Every month, Uptown comedy, man. And what is that at, Jack? What's the link to your only fans? They got, we got some people who might have. Hey, I do that.

Jack, what's telling you're only fans, bro? Huh? Tell them your only fans. I got an only man's. What? It's only man. Whoa. My only fans is only man's.

It's only man. That's what my only fans is only man. Tell them my only fans. Tell him the only fans, Matt. Nah, no, Cat, you know, because you know how I get down. Come on, come, Cat, Cat, this your dog. You know, you know I don't play, like, come on. Cat, Cat, Cat.

Cat. D.C. Cat. Oh, my God, he's crying. I'm gonna change it tonight. Yeah, that sounds crazy, Jack. I'm gonna change you tonight. Holy man.

Yeah. That's wild, Jack. Hey, editor put out. Yeah, so on the bigger, bro. Leave, leave it. Joe don't want that. Tell them yours, Janice. My only fans is I'm X, X, X, X, Dark, and it's $6.50.

So I can get that from everybody, everyone. Hey, man. There's always a party over here at the 85th stop show. And if you ain't laughing, you ain't living. DC, you all right, bro? That dick, and I said, has your head goddamn shit right on you. Hey, throw me the mark.

You got the sharper ellies. There's one over there. Clax, play us some outro music, man. We got to get the fuck out of here. Something wrong with you, bud. Something is wrong with Jack, man. Make sure you watch, like, subscribe, comment, talk your shit in the comments,

bruh. Were they too hard on Jack this episode? Did you have to say that shit? And we got to figure out what the fuck, bro, with these things too. This nigger crazy. Moon pie. Hey. Hey, this is the 85 sound show.

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