The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Jess Hilarious Is Killin On Wild N Out!(Ya Titties Dont Have To Be Big)D.C. Lous And Chico | Ep. 98
Episode Date: September 22, 2017Jess Hilarious Is Killin It on Wild N Out! (Ya Titties Don't Have To Be Big ) w/ D.C. Lous and Chico See 85 South Live in Atlanta or D.C.! http://www.85southshow.com/live On this episode - recorded la...te at night in New York City - the crew breaks out into a new hit song "Ya Titties Don't Have To Be Real" followed by a Mr. Biggs (Chico Bean) and R Kelly (D.C. Young Fly) impromptu impersonation song and then Jess Hilarious talks about the time she met Martin Lawrence. The crew also share tragic car accident horror stories and then catch up on the new season of Wild N Out and what it takes to be a new cast member on the show. Jess Hilarious also addresses critics who had negative things to say about her naked photo shoot with her son. Watch the first part below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgbvH... ▶ Subscribe AND SHARE our videos!!! - https://bitly.com/85tube ▶INTAGRAM! - https://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ ▶ TWITTER - https://twitter.com/85SouthShow ▶FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Perino Advirus.
My what is it?
Perona advisory.
My stupid ad.
Parano advisory is advised.
This context and language is not suitable for children.
Shit might be said.
They might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow.
But guess what?
It's funny as fuck, though.
We got...
Today's in the building.
Say what, say what, say what, say what.
Today's in the building.
All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio.
Today's in the building.
With your stacking ass.
You're going to be in New Year's In church.
With your stagging ass.
You're going to go straight back to work.
With your stagging ad.
While your kids still playing up in dirt.
With your stagging ass.
Hold up.
Your alternator don't work.
With your stagin' air.
Now you got to try to crank it first.
With your stanging ass.
Oh, said, you gonna be lay for work.
With your stanging ass.
And you ain't gonna have no fucking dogs.
With your stanging ass.
Hey.
You don't bend over the shit.
Tell it to.
Fucking these holes on the loo.
Niggas talking about them.
Them nigga fun to hang with that shit.
International.
I'll fuck your bitch.
And I'll pay that rent.
And anytime she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick.
Now, ain't.
Telling where you might see me.
I'm posted in the A.
But I might jump on the plane and parley Vu or Lafrané.
I know close I got the jokes I'm everywhere
You see me with it
I'm off in Africa
I'm telling jokes in different cities
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different tities
Hey
Nigger went to Germany
And felt some different titty
Hold on
Niggum went to Germany
And felt some different tities
I say they're small and they're round
But felt some different titty
I like smoking weed
I like it in high
I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly
Hey
Bitches walking out, bitch is pulling up
I'll apologize
And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man
I don't like crazy man
I'm crazy man
I'm crazy man
To if you give him some of that pussy
He'll give some of his dick to you
Give him some of that pussy girl
I don't like asking
You come of that pussy baby
I don't like asking
If the pussy is real good
Then please don't give me some
But if this pussy is great
Then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl.
I don't like that.
80, bye, bye, hey, oh.
If your kid isn't got to be big, be nice, you can be all right.
Take it out of the bellar.
I said, you got no go.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, one more time, DC, they ain't hear you.
I said, one more time DC, one more time DC, one more time DC, one more time DC.
One more time DC.
Bring it back then.
Am I what?
That motherfucker broke the internet with her with...
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
That picture, I love it.
The picture set the internet on fucking fire.
I love it.
I mean, still, I still feel like it's nothing wrong with it.
I love it.
That's my motherfucking child.
I do the fuck I want to do with my motherfucking child.
Whatever.
Fuck, I get naked, walk around.
That's very true.
That's her motherfucking child.
That's it.
She pushed that motherfucking child out of her motherfucking body
so she could do what the mother fucking child.
What the fuck she want with her motherfucking child,
and all.
And then that's why a lot of black women was like,
nigga, fuck this shit, that bitch, do whatever the fuck she won't.
Because you didn't raise black children before you know,
this is my motherfucking child.
Shout out to all the niggins that ever seen in their mama tits.
This is the podcast that Barbara's listened to when they ain't got no customers.
They listen to it when they got customers too.
Yeah, I was about to say it'd be dope to listen to you even when somebody in the fucking shit.
Exactly.
All the niggas who work at shoe stores, foot locker, foot action,
niggas who just sell tennis shoes at the trunk they fucking with us heavy all the
bitches who brayed head the house lured to listen to 85 South Show all the baby mommas who
getting unemployment child support and she's selling dimes and quarters they fucking with
his heart all the niggas who used to be the shit in the 90s all the niggas that got cut
from the NFL this season 97 98 Tahoe right that nigger fucking with this shit I fell
asleep because I was sleepy so I fell asleep I'm sleeping
the car I woke up looked over the driver's side this nigger was in that
motherfucker like that oh fuck no so my natural reaction I'm like Rick wake up and
then nigger and it was lights out when we when I came to I had to climb out the
car and shit and climb up to here because we went down into the embankment so the
lady came up and was like oh my god are you okay and when she looked at me I
knew I had to be fucked up because she was like oh my god
yeah make sure you subscribe to this shit man we got these network
people looking at us
and we're trying to get this shit
on your favorite network
or whatever man
hollet us
we're trying to get our rhyme
stole or argument
I gotta give some shoutouts
that's the fuck we want
I gotta get some shoutouts
because there's some people
who really support
the fuck out of us
and it's like
you know like when you go
to the hospital
and all them ladies
at the little nurses station
overnight
they fucking with the podcast
they're so fucking dumb they are
yes
the niggas at the post office
because I was about to ask you
who the fuck be us
because I swear I'd be sleep I'm like an old lady no shit you know what's you
take your wig off you go to sleep though I don't take my wake off because they be mostly
she'd be like as soon as she got her but get her bed where her eye with her eye
clothes her hair starts draining when the wig come up I swear on the head just
I got a time when she take a wig all my should be on orange
fuck hands you follow this big gonna make it to the bed you stupid
Who you say?
Don't act like your head will be running around
like a chick with out of her head.
Don't do D.C.
Don't do, don't do it.
Don't do it.
No, do that shit.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
She'd be nervous as fucked.
Like, go with her.
Whatever.
But what were you saying about the workshop?
It's so sad.
She'd be nervous.
Overtinking the fuck out of that shit.
We'll be seeing her.
Just coming.
It's coming.
No, it's not that I'm fucking, it's not, it's not like that.
Jess is killing it, y'all.
Y'all don't understand.
She's different.
They're just getting up there doing comedy in front of a bunch of fucking people.
This shit is something different.
This is like having a thing on the spot, like having to, that shit just pull a son-knows out.
You like, what the fuck?
So you was talking all that shit about to kill a-bud, and take over well-a-dough.
We go back and forth, my nigga, and that's the thing.
Like, that's what it's about, like this.
Y'all are the reason why we do this shit so y'all can keep so.
Let's do this shit what he was fucking with in the whole.
hallway.
Which one?
Your tits don't have to be big to be nice.
They can be all right.
I'm gonna get out of tone.
I said your titty don't have to be big to be nice.
They can be all right.
I said your titties don't have to be big.
To be nice.
They can be all right.
I said your tits don't have to be big.
I'm going to pop it out.
To be nice, they can be all right.
I said, ooh, girl, where is your titties?
She just got a chest.
Whoa, she just got a chance.
I said, oh, girl, where is your titties?
She just got a chest.
She just got a chest.
I said, baby, can you poke it like you working now?
So I can make sure that your titty fit in my mouth.
I said, baby, can you.
Can you push it like you're working now?
So I can make sure that your titty fit inside my mouth.
I said, if you got big cups in up, I said, what's up?
And if you got big cups in up, I said, what's up?
I said, if you got beat cups in up, I said, what's up?
I said, if you got beat cups and up, I said, what's up?
I said, tis don't have to be big to be nine.
They can be all right side
I said your tities don't have to be
to be nice
to be right-eye
I said nipple size don't mean
much to a nigger like me
like me
I said nipple size don't mean much
to a nigger like me
I'ma still suck your tities
if they are the same
size of a chocolate drop or a DVD.
Say what?
Say what?
Say what?
They're the size of a chocolate drop or a DVD.
This is how John lives to be.
Because your tinnies don't have to be big to be nice.
They can be all right.
I said your tities don't have to be big to be nice.
They can be all right.
be all right.
And if you got the eight cups, put your hands in the air.
If you got the eight cups, put your hands in the air.
If you got them eight cups, put your hands in the air.
If you got them eight cups, put your hands in the air.
If you got them B cups, then I'll bring them right here.
If you got them B cups, then I'll bring them right here.
If you got the B cups, you forgot the C cups.
You forgot to see cups.
Sing them right here.
Go Los got the big cups and up.
Bring them right here.
I said, if you got seat cups and up, let me see on me.
You got sea cups in up.
Let me see.
Oh, baby.
You got sea cups.
D.C.
Just let me see you.
You got C cups.
Hey, Carlo.
Hey, Carlo.
I said, if you got no cups, then you need to let us suck on your titty.
Take it back one time, chika.
You got D cups, then you need to let us suck on your titties tonight.
If your titties ain't got to be big to be nice, you can be all right.
Take an arcapella.
I said, if you got no cup.
Here one more time, D.C.
They ain't hear you.
I said, one more time, D.C.
One more time, D.C.
One more time, DC
One more time, D.C.
Bring it back then.
I said your titties don't have to be beat.
Don't you stop it, D.C.
Keep going.
They can be all right.
Because the ladies have to be nowhere.
I said your titties don't have to be big to be nice.
To be all right.
One more time.
Tidies don't have to be big.
Your tities don't have to be nice.
They can be all right.
I said it is don't have to be big to be nine they can be all right
and if you don't have no tities just a nipple put your hands up
then stand up cause you a man bro if you ain't got no titty just nipples put your hands up
you a man, bro.
I said your titties don't have to be
to be nice, they can be
all right, I said,
you titties don't have to be big,
to be nice, they can be all right.
I said if you got little titties and up,
you were freak but sucking on your titty
just like sucking a heart beat.
I said, if you ain't got no titties but
You are freak, but sucking on your titty's just like sucking hard beast.
I said, if your titty is small, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Just hilarious.
I said if your titty small, oh, oh, oh, oh, bring the hook back in.
I said your titties don't have to be, beat, too, beat, nice.
You don't have to wear a bra, you can be all right.
Drop on, baby.
This is the 85 sound show, baby.
Dropping the hottest, the funniest, the stupidest, the weirdest, the quickest, the most out-the-top freestyle in the game.
Yes, oh my God.
Just hilarious.
Baby.
It's a beat the one.
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I'm good.
Do you see the type of shit we do?
We just sit around and fuck around, man.
I feel like we didn't say shit to you.
No, no.
Wait, you know what?
I'm going to go back to her Martin store.
He's still in Arkelly mode.
No, I was a John Legend.
Hey, no, hey.
You do John Legend, we're going to fucking around with Al Kelly.
I swear that was Al Kelly.
Yeah, I swear that was Al Kelly.
That was Al Kelly.
That was Al Kelly.
But what about that Mr. Bigg, though?
You beat R. Kelly.
I be Mr. Big.
You beat R. Kelly.
You hit it one time.
Al Kelly.
I can't believe this is your bitch.
Oh, la-da-la-da-la-la-da-la-da-la-la-da-la-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Oh, la-da-da-da-la.
I can't believe it's your bitch.
La-da-da-la.
What are you saying, young man?
I'm just trying to be fed with you.
You said you had my lady.
I thought it was your baby.
She said she wasn't loving me.
Oh.
And you must be crazy
I didn't know she was loving on your old ass
Well you should have known from the bottle of a bag
That I had on the dresser when you came through
She told me that you was her granddad
So why would you think that when she had all those handbags
I always thought the bitch was a business woman
Oh, no, she's not a business woman.
She's my woman.
La da la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ha ha ha.
Well, you can have her because if she fucking you.
Oh, oh.
I don't want her no more because I caught it with you.
I got a feeling.
I got a feeling that if I punch you in your heart,
You will have a heart attack.
Oh, la-da-la-da-da, you're probably right, young man.
That's why I got these security guards ready to throw them hands.
I'm using my can.
But don't get it fucked up.
I can still do my thing.
Some telling me that I've been slipped a zan and your security guards drive.
They're about to fall in a minute.
Oh
Why would you do that there young man?
Oh
You must not understand that I can
Go to my closet
And get my 45 out the dress or drawer
And all that shit that you're talking
Won't be being talk no more
I'm going to let you go
Oh, great stankers moved the mic when it's
Oh, oh, ah, ha, ha, ha.
That's what made them niggins so great.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
That nigga, Mr. Biggs, you say shit on the songs,
nigga that was disrespectful.
That nigga was talking about fucking.
He was like 65.
Nigger.
But no, Jess Alarious, though.
Listen.
What's that?
I'm sure.
go back to the Martin question like you were telling the Maher story so after he
face-times you what happened after that um he asked me about a play a play role because
he writes plays or whatever and he's in LA doing that so it started off as that it wasn't
even about a show he just happened to ask me where was I from and I said Baltimore he said
oh shit I got a show there tomorrow how would you feel about opening up and I was like
shit I'm excited how much time he like 10 and 15 I'm like damn can I get 20 he like
out 10
10. I'm like, all right, cool.
So, they came, and I went
did my thing. I was
going. That's what it is?
So what was the experience like?
When you met him, was what you expected?
Martin is so humble. I had everything I was going to say.
I was going to start quoting some of his shit. I was going
to start fucking with him, kicking it with him.
The nigger
tapped me on my shoulder. I turned around. I just
fucking cried. I turned into a whole bitch. I was like,
what the fuck? I had everything
I was going to say.
To the nigga, I was supposed to say
What's up?
What was I?
I was supposed to get into it.
I was going to hit him with the pan,
peach, like all that shit.
Oh, you cry.
I cried like a bitch.
I turned around.
I was like, what's up?
And just turned into a bitch, for real.
I was like 10 years old around Bawa with some shit.
I turned into a bitch.
I was so mad.
That was a real time in history.
If you had a 10-year-old with Bawa was out,
your 10-year-old used to trip out off that nigga.
You just don't know.
The way you move your thing
Across the plug
That nigga had the kids on smash
All together
Real shit
I knew it was coming
My nigga don't never let me down
Yo
He's so fucking dumb
It's the 85 South show man
Tell who the podcast for Chico
Hey man
This podcast is for niggas
That just got killed in the battle
By their homeboy
An impromptu battle
But still gonna keep rapping
Because he don't give a fuck about that shit
That's what it do
That's what it do.
Sometimes, nigger, when you niggas like us,
you gotta understand, we do this shit, nigga.
I love that shit.
That shit is the doest shit ever, but nah.
We do this shit.
That's what the nigger say, like, when he lose a fight
and, like, niggis still talking about it.
Hell yeah, that's exactly.
That's my, that's exactly.
That's my, niggas.
We do this shit.
I mean, you do this shit.
You wear something, you need something.
Y'all ain't going to fight me, though.
You got damn right, man.
You got to fight me, though, because we do this shit.
Hey, tell the nigger how long we've been going back.
We do that shit, Nick.
Foothole together, get money.
We do this shit, Nick.
Speaking of which,
speaking of which,
Cheico,
I got the inside scoop
that flat working on a new mixtape, too.
Oh, yeah, that's what it is.
You know, we, but we ate.
That's what I'm sorry.
You're always working on the mixtape.
That's a hard working y'all-in-your-ma' man.
That motherfucker's all right to do.
That last one, though?
Nick, I'm still fucked up.
I'm taking it back to the street this time
and I'm going to go right back to the ladies with the next one.
I got to go back to the streets.
The streets need something.
They fiending for it.
They just need something to ride to say they dope,
to and then I'm going right back to the left.
I got to ask you on the joint, though.
Like, what's been the feedback on your singing joint?
Oh, man, they're taking me way more serious than a lot of people.
It was just like, all right, I hear you.
All right.
Shit, what you want to do then?
Because I don't want you to take my spot.
I ain't about taking no bad spot.
It's just the game big enough for motherfuckers to come in and for everybody.
It's missing puzzles, niggas for get.
Like, it's something missing.
It's a different voice and a different sound that's missing.
So when the game find it, it just.
It was fit.
It's like one hit wonders.
They was missing.
Then they made their hit.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what the game needed.
Right, right, right.
Right, right.
You know what I'm saying?
So.
What do you think that?
Oh.
I got to give one of them for the road.
Do you think that,
do you think that your comedy hinders your music?
No.
Because people are, because you have people,
I can't take them serious.
My nigga, this is knowing me as a person.
You don't know me when I'm really about them holes.
Like, I'm not singing like,
Girl, I rose your ass to get that cool chat.
Ain't none of that.
Ain't none of that.
Oh, ugly little big head-ed-eyed girl.
Ain't none of that.
I'm going on that.
Bitch, I'm some real shit, though.
Hey, I'm fucking with that.
I don't.
I feel you.
I admit, the tape is incredible, man.
You know what I mean?
The tape is incredible for those of you who haven't listened to it,
who won't give the nigger a listen
because you look at them like,
oh, that nigger's a joke.
That's why I called it if you didn't know me.
I want you to listen to it as if you didn't know me.
You remember I asked you what was your favorite song
when it first came out.
What you find yourself playing the most of now?
I get tired of my music.
Oh, yeah, damn.
Like, I listen to it so much before y'all even hear it.
Right.
It's new to y'all.
Like, the way y'all listen to it now,
I don't have this shit in the bag since July last year.
So I love listening to new music to me.
Like, I listen to a new song for me to, like, three months,
and I'm tired of it.
I want to smoke shit.
Jess, you need to really check this nigga mix tape up.
Or have sex to it.
I'm saying, like, if you hear you, you're going to want to fuck.
All right.
For real.
That's what you should have called.
Just don't want to fuck,
Just don't fuck nobody that
ain't doing the shit that I'm talking about
because you'll be in that fucking in the black
I'm gonna lick that coochee
And he only to give head. What's somebody like that?
Just like that.
Just like that.
All that shit and come here, like real talk.
But that's the thing, man, that this shit is so crazy
because, you know what I mean, a talent
that niggis possess, man. A lot of people
just don't appreciate the ability
to be able to do some of the things that they see you
do because they see you doing it.
And it looks.
So he looks like, for example, you rapping, Carlos, like,
how do you receive people who don't know that you really can do the shit like you do it,
like, and really put the shit together the way you put it together?
And then when they see you and see that you can do this shit, how shocked they are?
How does that make you feel?
This is my whole, this is crazy.
It might sound crazy because we're in the entertainment industry.
But I love when motherfuckers don't know.
I can do some shit because that's one more thing that they won't fucking ask me.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, that's like, yeah, that's,
There's a lot of shit that you got to keep under your head.
Correct.
And it's like, I'm so focused on doing that shit.
I ain't never even tried to, for real, do no music, music like that.
Me neither.
That's like a hobby and it's so much fun.
I often do people say that to you, though.
Like, every day somebody come up to me and be like, man, y'all niggis should make an album.
I need to do a music project and say, and title it's some crazy shit.
Right.
That's very, we both, we got to, yeah, we all do.
I mean, with D.C. already is ahead of the curb because he, he, he, he, he, he,
He's got a whole bunch of talents, man.
This nigga can do backflips, and they can ice skate.
Just only on moonwalk, though.
The nigga can swim.
The nigga can...
This nigga is a very accomplished nigga.
I'm not, ain't going to lie.
When they come to, like, diving and shit,
I wish I could do, like, the front flip.
But when they come to hood diving,
I'm the best.
You put any niggas...
I would jump over a car in.
You remember, like, when you ride through the hood,
somebody throw out of the mattress,
it'd be some niggas doing back flips on it.
That's one of them, you know.
I'm the nigger that everybody kicked out the pool
because I'm dying.
driving over niggas and shit.
I'm over there.
Hold the baby.
Nah, hold the baby.
I'm gonna tell you.
I'm gonna jump right over you.
I'm telling you.
Put a hundred.
All you see is a little nigga like there.
That whole pool, turk.
Like, oh, that bee shouted.
Even though I'm gonna broke my back, I need that $100.
Jess, what's a hidden talent that you have?
I'm gonna kill yourself.
I can do.
I can do a lot of shit.
Like what?
Like what?
Yeah, I can draw.
I can swim.
That's not really your talent
You said you could swim
Like you're a fish or something shit
I can swim
I bitch got gills
You got gills
Got a couple medals
I can swim
Bitch amphibious on these niggins
I mean no no
No hidden talent
No extraordinary shit
You ain't no professional
You're not
I'm extra regular
I'm extra regular like
No I
Crossed chest
I thought wrong
No I don't do nothing
I heard you a smart girl though
Like low-key
nerd and
fuck it
yeah I went to a
yeah
I went to a
predominantly white high school
so my mother
was on some shit
like oh wow
I want you go to
Baltimore City
public schools
for high school
so she sent me
to live in Pennsylvania
for four years
on the highway
would have been around
all them white people
like knowing
crazy
they're looking at me funny
doing all types of shit
but it's fun
that shit would have made
me turn it to a monster
yeah
like since y'all want me to steal
I mighta well steal
all that shit everything
They're looking for me to steal.
The social pressure made you do it.
I'm out of my way to do it.
They're like, did you do it?
I'm like, shit, I should have.
You're going to blame me for it anyway.
Don't tell you.
I might as well, shit.
Then when you do steal, they do.
It's not you because we tried you two times.
You ever heard of a niggis stealing some shit and you start looking for it?
Like, damn, the nigga came up like that.
God damn.
I don't know.
Somebody stole $900.
Somebody stole $900.
Yes.
Where the fuck was that when it was $900 to be stolen?
I wanted to steal that first.
That's every lick.
Had I known that it was $900 to be stolen,
y'all might be looking for two, niggas.
Hey, that's every lick,
especially when you hear about your party here for like $3.000.
You're like, what?
And I just robbed a nigga for a 40.
This nigga ain't had nothing.
Well, hey, I went down the wrong road.
Which one you get on?
Because I'm going on that one.
3G.
I just robbed the nigger for a 40.
That nigga ain't had nothing.
But the fucked up part is you still took the 40.
Yeah, I took the 40, but I was one of those robbers.
Like, I was one of the robbers that had a conscience.
You could have no country.
Like, I had a 40 and be like, man, I'm going to get this shit back.
Then my cousin, he'd be like, fuck that nigga had, man.
We got that.
I'm like, yeah, I ain't, fuck him then.
Easily influenced, man.
That's who is shit right there.
Fuck that nigga then.
Digger don't rob me while I don't rob the digger.
This podcast for the niggas who rob a nigga with your homeboy and then don't get your homeboy no money because you got the gun.
Dang.
Real talk.
Dang y'all
The crave part about it, man
That's shit so real
Whatever you find is yours
My nigga I don't get fuck
All this split shit
That shit out of the one or less
This is your nigga
Nicker nigga
Like if you know
This nigga makes you
Take a whole charge for you
Think you both
Bokeet over
Digger put your whole life
in days
You'd be like
Hey nigga we got
Nah
Nah nah nah
You know
You smoke this blunt with me
A nigga would talk
A nigga would talk
Everything
You can smoke with me though
Like hey bro what we get
We ain't get shit
You know what I'm saying
We ain't get
Nah, but you can smoke this blunt with me
No, we can get hired, you're a real nigga, but now
ain't no money involved. If that ain't your real part, there ain't
no split in that. Hell, nah. Because a nigga
a yell that's the way he felt, like, that's your real
partner, nigga, see that shit, be like,
busts a hundred thousand in that motherfuckleckle
pot. And you know what's fucked up?
Yeah, man, a nigga coming from all the rules, but if
anybody you serve it, you know you're going to fuck with that nigga, you're like
you know what's fucked up. It's some
niggas listening to this podcast that's going
up in prison. Because of this shit.
Because of this shit. Nah, don't do that shit.
Our lives to change. God is good.
You're gonna break the law.
Our lives is changed.
Break the motherfucking law by yourself.
No, I'm telling it.
We don't fucking around in the streets.
God is good.
God is too good.
Time is different now.
Talk to them, D.C.
Get a job.
Take them to church.
Nigga, they're throwing our job like it wasn't nothing.
And they're two digits.
Stay out the streets.
Ten dollar belt.
Stay out the streets.
The streets is over with.
Prostitute still going on.
That's going on forever.
That was going on before there were streets, nigga.
Bitschers been selling pussy when it was just grass.
So that always go on.
Like on horses.
Exactly.
$4,000 selling by pussy this
For two coins
And a mule
Coins back, man
Bitch was out there selling
I have two pounds and a mule
You'll always be able to bother some pussy
But the streets is dead, my nigga
Like first of all, it has become
normal to record yourself
Making threats to motherfucker
Like that is the most amazing shit
To a nigga like me
Because if you're going to do something to somebody
You don't want to document yourself
Telling everybody that you're going to do the shit
Because if the nigger, when I see your ass, I'm gonna beat the fuck out you, bitch-ass nigger.
I'd be wearing an orange jacket and some green motherfucking jeans with some orange shoes with a red hat.
Cloud-ass, nigger.
Since you're a clown, I'm gonna dress like a clown when I beat your ass.
The shit gonna happen Thursday night at 6.31 when you come outside from walking your motherfucking dog, nigga.
I'm gonna catch you at the motherfucking Starbucks on the corner down the street from your house that I be parking at watching your bitch ass go home.
Clown-ass, nigger.
You see what I'm saying?
Oh, and I'm going to be with him, bitch.
Exactly, and the nigger do all that and put it on video, put it out.
And if this thing, if this nigger fall down and break his knee tripping over something,
they coming to see about you, nigga.
They come in to see about you.
So that just goes to show you how different the streets is, man.
So you don't got to get a job.
Do some shit like this.
I was on Instagram live.
Do some shit like this.
I was on Instagram live.
This nigga tried to sell me a pound of weed for $6,050 dollars.
You know what he tried to sell you?
60 days in the whole.
They were trying to sell me $1,650 years.
And they were trying to get that nix 16,000 years.
If you sell anything illegal, don't post the shit on Instagram.
What's about around?
What you think?
Every time we drop a message, that nigger gonna do that.
Them niggas, they'd be on a, they'd be like, perks, they end.
I'm like, my nigger, what are they in?
We, they end, gas, end.
The comments on Instagram is a hustler's paradise, my name.
Y'all know y'all niggas fucking with that goddamn.
And they'd be having shit, you're not supposed to be.
No y'all niggas, fucking with that dialysis medicine name.
Come on, man.
Fuck with me.
my nigga I got that dialysis man
I got that morphine I got that morphine
I think the fuck did you get some dialysis
Any nigga need some of that back surgery
medicine I got that shit
Anybody need that hip replacement
Stick
Nick got the stick
nigga got the missing stick that the bitch
I got that stick
It's like a thump drive
Ugly I'm on your ass
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What's up?
You just joined the cast of our show.
I did.
How do you like it?
Shit, it's fine.
I'm not, I'll be nervous as shit.
Why are you nervous as shit?
I don't know.
She said, you joined a point different.
I did.
I did.
I joined the cast of the show.
Where are you going with this?
I did it.
She joined the cast of the show.
How do you like it?
I love it.
Are you enjoying your time on Wiling Out?
I am.
It gets better and better every day.
For real?
Yeah.
You know, the way this nigga switch from monster nigga back to regular niggis is prolifer.
Yes.
Why are you?
We stole something from you.
I'm not.
Her foot hurt.
We're going to keep it all the way gangster.
I mean, yeah, I am.
Tell them what happened to your foot.
Yo, do I got an ink on top?
That's the only way to make it.
You talked like, no.
No, nigga, her whole foot.
Fuck, no, no, look.
You're my favorite.
Like, two years ago, I was in a coincidence, and I broke my ankle.
I don't give a fuck.
God, dang.
I love that shit.
I love your accent.
Don't ever lose this shit.
How long ago was it?
Two years ago.
How long ago?
How long?
It was motherfucking two.
That's that Baltimore shit right now.
I thought she was saying that she fucked the leg up today.
Say hot dog, yeah.
Please say it, just.
She just said it.
Two years ago.
Two years ago.
Say hot dog, Jeff.
Hot dog.
There it is.
I love that shit, man.
Okay, wait, fuck, Jiggo, wait.
Two music, two.
It's tees.
How many years ago?
Two.
Okay, go.
So, two years ago, I was in a car.
And a drunk driver ran me into a fucking tree.
Fucking asshole.
Yep, and I broke my tibia, my fibia, and, like, three other bones.
I shattered them.
Where are those bones?
Well, I'm glad you hear.
location of those bones.
I didn't told you her foot
hurt now the nigga like,
nigga what bones is dead?
Exactly.
At the end they're in the footleg area.
Right, right, right.
Foot leg area.
I shatter it.
I had to go.
I had to go through two surgeries.
So, that's two.
All right.
Two or ten?
Two.
Two.
Whatever you hear is what I said.
Fucking two.
And that shit hurt.
It still hurts to this day.
Like, it fucking hurts.
Fucking asshole.
That's why you don't drink and drive punk motherfuckers.
It's a message in everything we talk about here.
Like, we're trying to help you be magnificent motherfuckers.
If you drunk.
Moral of the story, we glad your ass here, baby.
That's what we're saying.
Thank you.
No, real talk.
But for you to go through all that, I only broke your damn foot.
Exactly.
Into a tree.
It's a blessing.
He could have went away from him.
Real talk.
Then a nigga was drunk.
He probably didn't even know what the fuck he did.
Exactly.
We know this thing you got me.
Yeah, I don't got stabbed out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got in a real bad car to that nigga.
my homeboy Ricky Jones man
salute to you I don't know where you at
nigga but salute to you
Ricky Jones real nigga
This nigga fell asleep driving
That's all right
Hold up I might as well too soon
We're on our way to
Myrtle Beach for spring break and shit right
He and we're in the 1987
Four escort
First fuck up
Yeah so
We had
Fucked around the night before
Guy Haiz of motherfucker
Stayed up to about 3 o'clock in the morning
get up he had to go do some shit early in the morning with his brother at a church so when he went
to the church the nigga we we basically hadn't been to sleep so we get in the car he had a stick
shift so I don't know how to drive stick so I couldn't drive like I was like man I
well fuck I say you straight bro he like I'm good we getting the Clinton North Carolina probably about
45 minutes away from where we left from which was Durham like almost an hour I fell asleep
because I was sleepy so I fell asleep I'm sleeping the car I woke up looked over to the driver
side this nigga was in that motherfucker like that oh fuck no so my natural reaction I'm
like Rick wake up and then nigger and it was lights out I don't remember shit
out of that I don't remember how we got into the next thing I remember is waking up in a ditch
nigga so we when we when I came to I had to climb out the car and shit and climb up to
hill because we went down into the embankment niggas so the lady who came the first lady
who stopped the car to come help you know how motherfuckers to pull over they see some shit like
that happen because we hit the guard rear
on the we going down the road we hit the guard rail on this side of the road first
went back a swerve back across like a two three lane highway and hit the
guard rail on this side of the road went back over and came back over again and went
through the motherfucker we went we hit the first time down into an embankment into a tree head
on so the lady came up and was like oh my god are you okay and when she looked at me i
i knew i had to be fucked up because she was like oh my god i'm like what the
fuck wrong with me because i couldn't really feel shit i'm in shock nigger my face was
swole up I hit my face on the dashboard
and bust like the dashboard over the nigga
my man Rick was fucked up
this nigga this nigga like damn
they split the stern wheel and had when he hit
the motherfucker like that's how hard the impact was
his little brother in the backseat
you know the little metal pieces when you lift the head
rests up that nigg came hit his face
scratched this shit all up on the front of that
and his little cousin didn't get hurt
at all little boy sitting behind Rick
driver's seat I had a lot of niggas in the escrow
yeah exactly but the crazy part
about I was in an accident just like that
And similar, hinder guard red niggas sleeping.
We, they, everybody, we went to a show, and they were like,
see, y'all want to get up?
Like, yeah.
And the nigger who said he would drive, ain't he supposed to be drive.
Man, I drive, man.
You know a nigger trying to help.
I drive.
I'm like, man.
What do you say?
He was like, I'll drive.
I'm like, man.
That, we were like, no.
He's like, I'm up.
I'm like, I'm like, all.
Shit, we sleep and drive.
Don't never let that nigger drive.
Never, hell no.
I catch Uber.
Every time that nigga in the car.
He could be by itself.
You're like, I'm like, man, fuck that.
So we get in the car, my nigga.
Cray part of it.
I'm laying on this side.
We're in the three, like a three level.
So I'm laying on this side on the door.
And I'm like, man, I'm tired, man.
It ain't no room.
So I get in the back and lay on this side.
Nickle, like you said, all you here's.
I'm asleep.
All you here.
Boom.
Now, I'll wake up to the shit.
Skoo!
Boom.
Come back.
Scoat.
Boom.
Nigger, then come back, hit the rail again,
scat, boom, then spinning,
scat, on coming traffic, motherfuckleckle.
Woo, whoa, whoa.
I'm talking about, they ain't slow down or nothing.
They were just like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nigger, we get out the car, this whole side that I was laying on.
The door is off that motherfucker.
But this way, I was just laying there until I went in the backseat.
You see what I'm saying?
And then when we got out, folks were coming out,
and the nigg was like, he was just so in shock.
He was like, oh, man, look, you were driving.
And we were like, no, nickle, you was driving.
Fuck what you got going on.
He was like, I drive!
I'm like, man, I knew the nigger was to pull the driving.
But he fell asleep at the wheel.
The crazy shit is, like, when you talk about the injury, my leg was split away, I got a scar.
I had to get, like, what, the whole, I can't even remember how many stitches it was.
My leg was bust over real bad.
My face had swole up from the impact, so it looked like, nigger, nigger whooped the shit out of me.
Like, my shit was swollen.
My head already big as a motherfucker, so I knew my shit looked crazy.
No, nigger, it might not have a little bit, but the fucked up part was...
I think you're talking about it, make it get bigger.
This is the 85th South Show, what niggas will roast your near-depth experience.
Exactly, but the nigga, fuck it.
It is what it is, but the fuck, the crazy part is when the shirts and shit got there,
they was like, man, the only reason everybody in the car was sleep.
He was like, the only reason you motherfuckers are still alive is because y'all was sleep.
He was like, if y'all have seen that shit coming, you'd probably tense dump, it's not here.
Not real talk.
We had to get help.
I had to get on Instagram.
We was in the middle of nowhere.
We was in Mississippi.
I had to get on Instagram and say,
please somebody come get me in my fault.
We was in Mississippi.
We went from Mississippi to like Tennessee,
and then we came all the way back in the goddamn,
a lot of joy.
But it took us a minute.
And the police drove us to the next city,
like 45 minutes.
He was like, yeah.
Shit was crazy.
Lois, you got to tell that one about you on the highway,
nigg.
That's why I don't go to sleep when people be driving.
The motherfucker hit you and spun you around.
I was on, I had just drove back from fucking, um, fucking Fayetteville, North Carolina.
Yeah, I always, I'm in the city.
I'm in Atlanta.
I'm on 20.
I'm on interstate 20.
I'm about to get off on fucking bankhead, but I just take, I'm doing 20 way by the, like, you know, go down by the AUC and all that shit.
So, man, like, when it's like I passed 85, you know, 75, 85, so you can get on 20.
I'm right there by West End.
that West End is the next exit.
Man, this motherfucker
come on, like, the merging traffic.
This nigga came straight on the highway
and, like, hit me coming straight on.
Never stopped, like, to check no lane
or none just came straight on
and came over three lanes to hit me.
Knock me in the fourth lane.
I get hit from the back.
And then that shit pushed me back into him.
Hit his ass, spent all the way around.
Hit his ass again from the side
and, like, push him into the fucking,
the divider.
I'm in the middle of the fucking highway.
way cars and shit passing by I'm like nigger this is fucking crazy luckily didn't
shit hit me and everybody stopped and the police came was like get out the fucking street
I'm like nigga you ain't gonna check to make sure we straight or nothing this thing
and it caused the whole goddamn accident broke his wife fucking neck it was crazy
now I ain't get no injuries though yeah that's that's a blessing because we was
fucked up let me tell you I don't go to sleep with nobody driving I don't trust no
niggas that's all for me I'll be like shit I
Ask the niggas straight.
You're good.
You got to know who you got to know who is a driver.
I don't trust no damn body.
But that's the thing.
I drive.
Like that shit don't bother me.
I can drive hours and shit.
I'm just one of them type of niggas that can just get behind the wheel.
Brand another nigga like that.
Like we get in the car.
You know, you know them type nights.
You got to do them shows.
You got to.
You got to make them drives.
You got to trust the niggas.
You'd be too hurt.
You then drove 14 hours to the show.
Get there, do the show.
do a two-hour show
then you got to get back on the road
and get back to another spot
there's 12 hours away
so you got to go to sleep
ain't no not getting on the sleep
nah this is before play
niggas ain't always been able to catch planes
sometimes you had to
nigga that's probably why you're driving
sometimes you have to thugget
pre-plane day
end up in a fucking way up in
west Texas
where you can't even fucking
you gotta drive these six
these little four hour pieces
and four to six hours back and forth
where you know what I'm saying
is sometimes it just end up
like that even if you do flash sometimes them cities don't be close to what the fucking
show it it's still a three-hour drive from the airport you'll get to the airport had to rent a car
you don't know how many times niggins they had to do that but get to the airport rent a car to
drive another three hours get up in the morning drive three hours back to the airport to get
back to your car at the airport that's some crazy shit we're living good just
talk to us before we get out this bitch I got some other shit coming up to not only
what you got going on is like has been really really easy
though.
Uh-oh.
We gotta make the work hard.
We're gonna,
we're about to turn it up.
It's been easier,
yo, y'all made,
yo, y'all made workshops
seem like the hardest shit like ever.
What's the harder than that?
Yo, I mean, the way,
it'd be like crickets in that bitch.
So don't try to try to find the hardest.
Don't act like your funny.
You'll be trying to be funny.
Like a chicken without her head.
Don't do,
don't do, don't do it.
Don't do it.
No, do that shit.
Don't do it.
Do it.
She'd be nervous as fuck
Like, go in here.
Whatever.
But what were you saying about the workshop?
It's so sad to-
She'd be nervous to know-re
Overthinking the fuck out of that shit.
We'd be seeing her.
Just coming!
It's coming!
No, it's not that I'm fucking
It's not, it's not like that.
This is different.
Y'all, y'all don't understand.
She's just getting up there doing comedy
in front of a bunch of fucking people.
Exactly.
She's something different.
This is like having a thing on the spot,
like,
to that shit just pull something else out you like what the fuck so you was talking
all that shit yeah about to kibbuttick up and then you got out here you was like what the
fuck yeah this shit is not easy tell motherfuckers who watch the show how easy it's not look
look they make this shit look so easy on TV like if you from a viewer's point of view right
that shit is easy yeah I can get on there and do same shit that was me like just the last
season doing that shit I could do that shit that shit is funny and shit I can go and do
That shit.
Until you get there.
She's going to be running around with her head cut off.
Niggas say,
let's say, I'm going to give you a word.
You got to give me four bars and the punchline got to be at the end with a joke.
Nix got to laugh.
That's part of the game.
Nigs got to laugh.
She got to be clever.
She got to be clever.
She got to ask you.
She was like, hey, did I tell you?
Yes.
Whatever.
You did.
Whatever.
And it was great.
I like, I like approval.
I like all.
I like for somebody to do.
I don't know that time
I see your ad tomorrow
Look bitch
Your shit is great
Hey look
This shit
She'll say all the shit
She's about to sit
About your ass
What you think about this
No tell me the shit
You're about me right
But I'm not gonna tell you
I'm not gonna tell you what it is
I'll tell you the shit I'm gonna say about Chico though
Whatever
But I'm not gonna tell you the shit I'm gonna say
Okay hold up before we get out this bitch
You know we got to give a shout out
To Red Bull
We fucking with our purple and the green
Red Bull to keep you eye
I think I would have liked the green
I wish they came out with some dick pills
With the purple and the green
Red Bulla keep you are
Nika that's that project that shit right there
I wish they come out with some dick pills
Red Buller give you wings
On your
I wish they come out with some dick pills
That's it right there
I gotta give a shout out the backwood
That's that
I want to hear here go
I used to know that shit
You want to hear you go
Ha ha ha ha
Wrote a song about it
Like the hit hit go
Catfish ain't have no life insurance
You're gonna lose the house and car
Thank you
Oh shout out to all the artists out there
Working hard man
Got to give a shout out to man
Art of a giant
This nigga been sending us
The dopest portraits
Crew Love
This nigga going hard man
Going hard
Shout out the backwoods.
Yep.
Make sure you hit that 85 South show for some merch.
We got those rolling trays in.
We got those ass trays.
We got those t-shirts.
We got those lighters.
Shout out to Rick Ross.
Barring injuries.
Shout out to Rick Ross.
Everybody doing their thing, man.
Loose, man.
The energy is real good around this motherfucker.
We're just glad to be back in New York.
Yeah, man, it's fun, man.
You know, like the crazy thing is, man.
Before we go, let's end on the wild and out note.
Like what y'all looking forward to with it?
I mean, like, any goals.
You know, we did a, real thing, shit.
Exactly.
We did a, like, for all the people who love us on the show, man.
We, we had a great day today, man.
D.C. went to fuck all, my nigger, all the way, all.
Me and Lowe's, we did the, you know, the old school for them one time today.
You know what I mean?
It was.
Yeah, we did on them bitchy.
It was dope, too.
It was dope.
Rookie.
Rookie.
Rookie showing up with the mother.
It's looking like it.
You keep pushing, you will, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that shit is dope.
Like, it's...
Shout out to B Simone.
She in the other room, sleep.
Yeah, but, you know, it's dope for...
Make sure you go download that blueberry range.
Yeah.
Because she fucked with the squad like that.
Shout out the brilliant idiots.
Oh yeah, she definitely,
shout out the brilliant idiots.
Hell yeah.
Salomey!
Salomey!
Y'all call them Charlemagne.
Salomey.
I call them Salomein.
Yeah.
Shalermaine and Andrew Shows
The Brilliant Adias.
We get him
So much love from the brilliant idiots since we did that shit.
Well, before, but it's been a lot of people just finding out about the 85 South Show.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Welcome, welcome.
You know, you're always welcome to fuck with us.
We could be your third favorite.
Hip Hop Squares, D.C., you're killing the niggins.
When you told Khalis that it looked like her potato salad, nasty as hell.
Because she got a cookbook and she kept talking about it.
And she was like, yeah, my cookbook and I'm like, I hope you can cook.
And then something just said, bro, look at her.
Just look at them.
And I was like, it's something ain't right.
I was like, yeah.
That bit potato salad, nice.
It got to be.
That potato salad.
It looked like she just had that glow.
Like, she put a lot of mustard.
Mustal.
Right.
That's crazy.
So salute to everybody looking.
You know, we got season 9 a while or now coming to season 9.
I think I.
I don't, I don't, I.
Man, yes.
Make sure you subscribe to this shit, man.
We got these network people looking at us.
You know.
And we're trying to get this shit on your favorite network or whatever, man.
Hollet us.
We're trying to get our rhyme stole.
I got to give some shoutouts
That's the fuck we want
Before we go to them
I got to get some shoutouts
Just because there's some people
Who really supporting the fuck out of us
And it's like
You know like when you go to the hospital
And all them ladies
They're at the little nursing station
Overnight
They're fucking dumb they are
Yes
The niggas at the post office
Because I was about to ask you
Who the fuck be up
Because I swear I'd be sleep
I'm like an old lady
This shit comes out Friday morning
Once you take your wig off
You go to sleep, though.
I don't take my wig off because they be mostly...
She'd be like, as soon as she used, her eyes just started closing.
No, they be so...
She got her to get her bed wherever her eye clothes.
Her head starts draining when the wig can make that motherfucker on the head.
That's cool.
My eyes got a tieble when she take her wig all right.
My should be song on.
Fuck hands!
Like, Jess, you follow the sick to make it to the bed.
You stupid at hell, man.
Who you say was fucking with it, Chico?
Oh, the man, a nigger came up on me.
I was going to the airport one morning, right?
Right.
The nigga that'd be delivering the newspapers.
Right.
The nigga was delivering newspapers.
He was like, hey, nigga.
Hey, man.
Tell, man, Carlos, man, I fuck with the 85 South, man.
That's my shit.
I was like, you be labeling around delivering papers,
listening to y'all, niggas.
I'm like, that's what's up, my name.
The nigga, I'm going to say,
you deliver in the news.
These the niggas that fuck with 85 sowshers.
That's real.
These are niggas that fuck with us.
The niggas who work security at all the airports.
The niggas who work at the mail center,
sorting the mail for the money.
fucking male carriers.
They fucking with us.
Niggas who work at the door
or the security for apartment buildings.
Check this out.
The lady that you got to go see
at the repossession place.
Oh, yeah.
She fucked with the podcast heavy.
This is the podcast
that barbers listen to
when they ain't got no customers.
They listen to it when they got customers too.
Yeah, I was about to say
it'd be dope to listen to you
even when somebody in the fucking shit.
Exactly.
All the niggas who work at shoe stores,
foot locker, foot action, champs.
Niggas who just sell tennis shoes
at the trunk, they fucking with us
heavy. All the bitches who brayed
had the house love to listen to 85
South Show. All the baby
mamas who get an unemployment, child
support, and she's selling dimes and
quarters, they fucking with his heart.
All the niggas who used to be the shit
in the 90s. All the niggas that got
cut from the NFL this season.
That nigga fucking with this shit.
Shit, flat just bought an old school
Tahoe with them things on it. With them eights on it, baby.
That's what I'm saying. That's a classic car
right there man that tahoe man that motherfucker man right that motherfucker pretty you got too dc man i
appreciate i don't care to go home dry that bitch i ain't line bro you know who else been listening
to the podcast heavy since we don't need smoke black a mile that would have been a perfect car to smoke a black of my
perfect one i gotta tell you this though like a lot of ladies who breastfeed in public they fuck
they fuck they fuck bruck bro i didn't know we had so many breastfeeders that fuck with this podcast
no my nigga chad hitting the watch man we're about to dip we're out because we're
Spending Chad's money.
Hey, Jess.
Just the first time, Chad, I'd be like.
Appreciate you coming to fuck with her.
I appreciate you, $85.
I hate that your foot was hurting.
Yes, I hate it too.
We got to get you a new foot.
It must.
Fuck is the Perkinson.
Just tell them your Instagram anyway.
I know you got to follow.
That shit hurts.
It's shit hurt.
Oh, yeah.
Am I what?
That motherfucker broke the internet with, with.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That picture, I love it.
The picture set the internet on fucking fire.
I love it.
I mean, and still, I still feel like it's nothing wrong with it.
I love it.
That's my motherfucking child.
I do the fuck I want to do with my mother fucking child.
Whatever.
Fuck, I get naked and walk around.
That's very true.
That's her motherfucking child.
And that's it.
She pushed that motherfucking child out of her motherfucking body,
fucking body so she could do what the
motherfuck she want with her motherfucking
child, nigga. And all, and
then that's why a lot of black women was like
nigga, fuck this shit, that bitch, do whatever the fuck
she won't, because you didn't raise black children
before, you know, this is my
motherfucking child.
Shout out to all the niggas that ever say they're
named Mama Tittis. Every nigga, then almost, at least
almost say their mama Titties on accident,
nigger. Y'all know what's Adam, man. This is another
great 85 South Show podcast. It's your
boy, D.C. Youngville. This is the 85
show. This is Carlos Miller. This is the
85 South Show. This is Chico Bean. This was a beautiful experience. Carlos. He was a motherfucker. And we're going to keep it here. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for hilarious. That's what it is. Bye, y'all.
Bye y'all. Did you say that on camera, Nick? No.
Yeah, right here on the block, girl. She used to be crazy back with the day, girl. Set up a trap anywhere. This whole strip was a trap.
We're in the trap right now. It's still a trap.
All the type of shit, people walking through inside of the electronics.
Eric, never know what might happen.
There we go.
You already know what it is, 85 South shit when we live in New York.
Read up on my motherfuckin' partner, the funniest knicker out here.
The homie dough is.
My boy, Carlos, Miller, in the building.
It's your boy Smokey Suarez in the motherfuckin' house.
We here at Mokas, the number one comedy spot.
Real comedian shit.
We call this shit the motherfucking training day of comedy.
training day of comedy you in New York you better bring your ass here
Monday night a wrong
fuck on one-19 for eight mavap you can't make it through this shit
you ain't no you ain't no comedian that's coming from smoky
that's the big home it's the big homie when he come to the eight
we already got a book to do the 85 seven this just a preview for me
coming down to the eight next time no we're doing fucking how long you're
gonna hold this shit down man I've been here for nine years
I've been coming from about seven days.
Eighth.
Nine years.
It's dope.
We got the longest one of the spot still running in Harlem.
You know what I'm saying?
And thanks to y'all niggas still fucking with us.
Man, we're going to come up with you and we're going to run through Harlem.
Man, let the nigger see it.
Man, you don't know you the mail.
Oh, y'all don't know that?
Yeah, man.
Go on this, dude.
Tomorrow we're coming through Harlem.
I'm taking y'all on tour tomorrow.
Man, we hate that shit, my name.
All right.
Leonard, you ain't gave me no drop.
What's up?
You already know what is the VA killer.
Let her.
A.k.a. Use. Bad-A. Usi Bada.
A.k. A. A. A. Uzi.A. Utsi Verk. A.k. A.k.a. A.k.a. A.k.a. A.
A. What you need to do.
Hey, shit. Out here trying to get this money so I can get my mom a lose.
I'm going.
This is fucking. Man. Killing shit. Murder game.
Commercials.
Awesome. New shit. You might catch him on the new Netflix series.
It ain't any new. Eminem winning.
Master of none. Hollette.
Exactly. Man.
Nigh got a roll coming up. I don't want to spoil it, but he playing one of your favorite.
He playing one of your favorite.
My favorite actress love actress.
Hey, go on.
I'm stressed shit too far, buddy.
We ain't playing them game.
You got my nigga T Murp out here.
What on, Merr?
What am, I'm sad?
Shout out of T. Murph beer.
Fucking the game, but I didn't get his own intro.
His mirror get his own intro.
Come to the stage.
This nigga, bird.
And then, we out here with it, man.
We're running.
Just laughing that shit.
Niggas, we're running.
That's all we have to do, man.
New York City.
85.
85.
85.
85, high, hey.
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