The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Jiggle My Chord | Ep. 83

Episode Date: June 9, 2017

The crew recaps the past live shows with guests, Fatt Man Deezy and Tyler Chronicles. Plus D.C. talks about his sisters at The Chris Brown concert & Karlous brings up one of his favorite shows...swamp people. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Parano advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said. They might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got today. In the building, say what, say what, say what?

Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Today's in the building With your stacking an You gonna be in New Year's in church With your stagnant You're gonna go straight back to world With your stagnant ad

While your kids still playing up in dirt With your stacking ass Hold up your alternated on work With your stagnant air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stanging ass Oh shit, you gonna be lay for work With your stanging ass

And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass We're gonna be in' shit Fucking these holes on the low Niggas talkin about Them niggins fucking hanging with that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent

And anytime she called me She gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tellin where you might see me I'm posted in the AID But I might jump on the plane in Pauley Vu Vua la Fonseca's my delos I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it

I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hell niggum went to Germany

And felt some different tits I say they're small and they're round But felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Bitch is walking out Bitches pulling up

I'll apologize I say I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man Give me some of that pussy baby

Give me some of that pussy girl Quit being stingy Now give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody Because I know they do not care Give me some of that pussy Baby

Give me something That pussy girl What do you think about a little bit I want to smell What do you think about oh no What do you think about a smell But I'm a fuck no Pussy got a smell But I'm a pussy got to smell

But I'm a pussy got to smell but I'm a fuck no What do you think about old Leap? What do you think about old LeBron? Let me tell you something Shit that was being sick behind the locker room that we didn't see when the folks lost that shit last year I'm telling you folks was back there like

Stefan Curry, Mr. Shoe from Innu Sit your punk ass down. You Clay Thompson. Why don't fuck you even on the team? And a nigga over here grabbing nuts but you can't grab rebounds. You push ass niggled. We ain't hear that shit. They heard that. So this year they got

Kevin Durant and it's a different story. Oh, LeBron James. Still working on the motherfucking sound Sometimes I got two ears Sometimes I got one Sometimes I got two ill

Sometimes I got one Sometimes I got one Sometimes I got one This shit be in and out This shit be in and out This shit be in and out This shit is in and out This shit is in and out

Up Uh In and out In and out In and out This shit going In and out In and out

in and out I had two ears working then I moved the chord a little bit and I didn't hear shit I start jiggling jiggling jiggling jigger jiggling it see that's what I'm talking about right now uh-uh when you came over here it started going in and out one ear's fuzzy like I'm talking on a motherfucking walkie-talkie but one ear is crystal clear but the other ear that's what I want to hear is in and out In and out Having audio problems Technical difficulties

I think it's just a motherfucking chord I jiggled it G now I can hear Everything I want to hear About to make a motherfucking dope song of the year DC check your levels friend See if you can hear anything again I ain't doing shit My shit ain't even on

What the fuck is going on my mic ain't on my shit That's the wrong microphone the one that you on you're supposed to be on this one bro but that's okay when we bring motherfucking guess what I'm supposed to do you can do whatever you want to who you're talking to you can do you ain't got to move I'm no one they got to move you can do smooth huh why they're making me do what I do because I never sat right next to you so what you talking about I don't know man that shit crazy this one ain't on either he can turn that bitch on if you want them to he can turn that bitch on if you want to

just jigger the court Hey my shit up You got a jigger the court Jigger your cord I told her jigger my cord Jiggle my cord I made a jiggle my cord But I made a I made a jigger the cord

That shit will work No it don't My left one don't work I think it's only supposed to be one I think you only really supposed to have one son Sometimes when I'm chilling And I get bored

I call your girl to jiggle my cord I call your girl to jiggle my cord Hey I call your girl to jiggle my cord And then she suck dick in the floor Yeah Then she Then she, then she

And then she Stuck dick in the four And then she And then she And then she And then she And then she Aws up

Digg in the fore Hey Who when I'm chilling On my couch And I get bored I call your girl So she can jiggle my cord Now what is that mean

You know what that means She comes to the crib And make that dinkan clean Hello You know that she freaky You know a Nakeha, but we callin'a Kiki. Met up just a last week and said she's going out of town. I met her at their crib she came through and pulled her panties down.

Hold on. Saw her in some different cities. Hey. She's so freaky that she loves showing tities. Everywhere she go, I be checking her moves because she liked her with them shirts. Debbie's showing her boots. The other dude. Hey, the other day I fucked me a Jehovah Witness.

Talk to him, D.C. She came to the door and I was butt-knicking and I said, Hey, do you want to get with this? She put the Bible down and she got down. I said, ah, God is good today. Hey, hey, hey. So you were still in that. My way.

Yeah. And you were chilling in the car. Yeah. I was in the house smoking a blind when I heard somebody outdoor in the front. I said, who is this? She said, have you? You've been safe. I said, girl, yes, I shave.

She said, no, I open the door. She said, whoa, whoa, whoa. He was chilling at the couch just bored. A Jehovah's Witness came and jiggled his cord. He was chilling at the house being bored. She knocked on the door. She wanted to jiggle some cord. We be talking to the ones, the ones that we know.

Jiggling cord from the ceiling to the flow. I don't want to keep this stuff old nasty. Had you girl jiggling cord just assy. I ain't even going to say fucking no more. I'm just going to say she jiggling cord, bro. Hey, I ain't even going to say fucking no more. I'm just going to singling cord, bro. I was chilling at the crib because I was bored.

Your girl came through. She wanted to jiggle some cord. Hold up. We're going to slow this down and do this shit like they do it down in age time. I was chilling with your girl chilling on the couch, boy. Hit her with detection, had her jiggling. Jiggle, jiggly my coo, jiggly, jiggling my core, I was ch-ch-chillin, jiggled my cord.

These bitches, bitches in the sea, I'm a thug jig, everybody knows she wanna get what a thug be, hey, she's just on that dick, twirling, twirling, twirling, she's on the dead, and she's just twirling, twirling real, twirling real, twirling real-twell-d-d-dwell-d-d-d-d-jiggle, jiggle my court, jiggle my court, jillin my court, chillin at the hell with your J-j-j-j-jig my car J-jig on my car Chit-chillin at the house And I was good I was gonna die Eighty-five

Eighty-five 85, hey Welcome back to the 85 South show This is your man's men's men's men's Your girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, boyfriends, boyfriend, husband, cousin, lesbians, text me and they be like Damn, is it still on?

Yes, all of that. It goes in together when you add it up and subtract the negatives. It's your boy, D.C., youngfaloole. Yay! Everybody know us. Talk to him, bro.

How you living? I'm God's child. We can do stuff like that. Talk to them. Hey, man. You all right know what's handy, man. You know what going on. What are we doing?

We're appealing to a larger audience this time. Who are we talking to? We're talking to the people who are in corporate America. Are you talking about the blue collar? Bro, did you know that we came up? I stock jumped up 3%. We did. What we're going?

On the stock market. Oh. We did? Ain't nobody tell you. Fuck it, man. And nobody told me shit. Shit, man. I'm glad you're back in the city, though.

You're still on tour, man. I have to say this shit every time I see you. Right now, I'm at the house. Well, that makes sense. That makes sense like a month. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here, no, but we're chilling, man.

Yo, I'm going to go back on the road and shit. You know, we're on the road. We're taking the day to fast. I'm shit on the road. Yeah. We're touring, too. Get us back. Yeah, we're on the road, man.

The live shows have been going great, you know. We had a few hiccups. We can't avoid the hiccups. So shout out to the people who be, you know, making us have hiccups. As to reflux and shit, you know. I'm old. I got my t-shirt and my drawers. You tuck your t-shirt in your draw?

That ain't going to make the company feel welcoming this bitch. Yeah, so, yeah, welcome back to the 85. So much love to everybody who came out to Smith's old bar and showed us love. That live show was crazy. I was raised by Humble's beginnings. That shit was crazy, bro. No, that shit was lit, even though we didn't get our back in. What's that nigga name?

No, not that one. That's the show before. That was the two shows ago. So which one you're talking about? I'm talking about Smith's old bar. Oh, in Atlanta, we turned up. Yeah, we got all that. We got all that.

What about the one before that? What the nigga name is? Nate. We don't know that Nick. No, fuck that. Nigger name Nate I don't give a fuck The nigger name is Nate

What's the last name? What is? You know his last name? I don't know the name What's the last name? I don't care, bro. I don't care, bro. It doesn't matter when you ain't paying niggas.

I want the promoters to know that we about to start Googling you niggas. We're going to see what type of niggins. It ain't about Googling you niggas. We're going to show the whole world who fucked up. A nigger name Nate. Don't fuck up.

I ain't saying no fuck with him, but I'm saying if you got to do a podcast, you might not want to fuck with him. You know what I'm saying? Like, if it's a mother shit, you can fuck with him, but if you're doing radio shit, get your money.

Get your money back. Up front. But on these promoters, we're going to start seeing if you niggas was lames in high school. Real tall. If you played the Trump, my own shit,

I'm not fucking with you. Right. If I come to-booking the show, the nigger played Trump on in high school. No, bro. Ain't nobody coming to your fucking show. If the strivers in your city don't fuck with you,

You're lame, my name. It don't even matter if you bring a future. They're going to be like, who's bringing the future? You know the nigga used to play trombone in high school. They're like, bro, I'm not going to that show, bro. That nink you play trombone, bro. He's bringing future. He's probably going to be playing the trombone with future.

I don't know what to see that shit. It's always you extra-ass nigg. Yeah, oh, man, be out there. Won, won, won, won, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Mask off. Won, won't know why we hear that shit, man. Y'all niggas out here, man. Hey, y'all don't know about it.

Hell, man. Anybody coached that nigga show, that nigga played trombone in high school. That's how you feel, man. Now all the niggas who play trombone and be like, man,

40, 85, show. No, that cool. You feel what I'm saying? Listen, I played the drums in high school. Again, what? I ain't no promoter because you know what they're going to be like,

man, little John who played the drums in a house. Me, nobody's going to that fucking party, man. Man, that's real ass shit. He can play the drum, man. If you're a promoter, be a promoter, my name. That shit, real, man.

Just be a promoter, my nigga. First of all, get good at being a promoter. Like, have a bunch of sold-out shows. And then get on the flyer. Don't just be on the fly. Like, you're the promoter. Don't put your face on the fly.

Don't nobody know you. Niggas is like, yeah, I know everybody on here, but who the fuck this is? Did the nigga throw in the party? Right. Who's throwing a party, man. Think about what you name in this company that's promoting this party, man.

Yeah, man. Don't name it. Your name production. Like, ain't nobody come to see Nate production. There's anybody coming to promote your ass. Don't nobody know who the fuck Nate production is. You played the trombone. You ain't popping in your city

That you live in That you grew up in Your town Nigger you stay in a town My nigga We don't even call this shit A town Where we come from

We stay in the city Y'all stay in the town My nigga You stay in the town You ain't popping in your town Y'all ain't got a town You got a city It's 1100 people in that bitch

They don't thought with you In your town In your town You have a town Nigger 700 people Your church Your elementary school Your church was your middle school

Tell them how to get people fucking with them. Your elementary school, turning it to your high school. That's your town. Tell them how to get people fucking with them in their town. What you got to do is go next door to your neighbors and hang with them. In your town. In your town. You got two streets in your fucking town.

Kick it on both streets. You don't know the niggas who stayed on them streets. In your town? Y'all go to the same gas station in that town. You don't speak to them, niggas. You see them every day. In your town. You have a time.

Y'all got diners. in your town. You eat by this, nigga, you won't say what's up to him? You have a fucking Dalmatian at the fire station in your town. Y'all have shit like that. In the town.

You feel what I'm saying? It's a fucking town. What else they got in the town? The sheriff run the town. As a matter of fact, it was the rock. The rock was their sheriff, bro. In that town. My whole shit just went off.

Arnold Swatson, nigger, it ran for mayor. In that town, bro. They niggas stay in the town, bro. They don't know about no city. Hey, it is from the town. I knew the shit was gonna go off. I don't hear of shit. We don't need no mic.

Your ass stay in the fucking town, bro. How is you talking about? Nigger, what's popping in the town? You couldn't get the money from niggas who stayed in your town. It's a wonder why we are not getting booked no more in towns. If the shit ain't the city, we're not booking it. Man. Ain't that right, Chad.

Coming from the production. Chad We're not getting booked in no more towns That's what it was I didn't kick this shit Ain't no way It just flipped up We had a second break

Oh we had to take a break Yeah Because niggas this is what Town shit do Bro, we gotta take a break That's what happened When you get to speaking the truth Man the devil get to move

Around the room Unplugging shit Yeah man Trying to unplug this real town shit It's a difference man I don't think niggas No niggas being town Thinking they stay in the city

We got a lot of shit to talk about If y'all still If y'all still parks slant it downtown you stay in the town nigga you're talking about nobody park slanting no more if you don't have to pay the park

downtown you stay in the town no real tall nigga if you could touch both of the stars in the middle of the street nigga you stay in the town that shit's small hell is you saying fucking town

I'm from the town though what town you're from I'm from Oxford Mississippi that's a town that's a town we don't never flex like will city but you know what I like

you know what it gets so busy in the town town because y'all ain't got the resources city people Exactly So when people be Let me tell you Even though I'm talking shit about the town

I know towns get busy Do you know what They don't know how to keep secrets More than the city niggas do Town nigga because y'all so far apart Y'all ain't got no trouble By the time you walk up there You're like man

I tell that you at a month Fuck that shit That's time That's three miles man I was gonna tell them I felt like telling them but shit I'm from the town You don't even need the cell phone

Because you're gonna see everybody You need to talk to Everybody part and club at the same I'm telling you y'all go to church together Elementary school together The church turned into the middle school Then the elementary school

Turn it to the high school And then at the end At college y'all bring the church And the elementary school together And it be the community college So saying all that to say this man When we come to your town And we find out that nobody

Fuck with you And you think that they just gonna come fuck with you Because you fucking with us You don't work like that And you played the fucking trombone In high school Nobody fucks with you Guess who we got on the show today?

Who? Guess what we got on the show today? Guess what we got on the show today? Guess what we got on the show today? Guess who we got on the show today? Guess who we got on the show today? Hey. Guess who we got on the show today? Hey.

Just what we got on the show. Who do we got on the show? Who do we got on the show? Hey, who do we got on the show? Yeah, who do we got on the show? I'm gonna tell your ass and I'm gonna make it easy. Got my partner from the east side. His name is what?

Fat Mad Deasy. And you know he's talking that shit. He's track a bitch. He's getting the money. Talking this shit. Making me laugh because the nigger. Oh, so funny. And I got another nigger that I'm about the

you up on. That's the type of nigger. Smoke a blunt, he liked to smoke bones. And every time I bring them through, you know, with woes. It's Tyler Chronicles. I know when Tyler does. Guess what we got on the show today. It's gonna be a lovely day.

I talked to my niggas yesterday so they can come be on the show today. They said this shit gonna be lit. They said this shit gonna be live. I sent them the address. My niggins can drive. Every time they pull up, shit get lit. These are young class. Pulled up on them 28.

It's because that nigga be sitting up so high. He on the show, he on the movie. He's filling the booty, he rubbing a coochie. D.C., young fly, Carlos Miller, 8, 85, South Show. We keep it so live. Your girl, she wanna be on the show. She already know she hit the DM, and she sent her info.

We said, it's cool, we'll set it up one day when we do something with chicks. She said, okay, but in the meantime, here's a picture of my teeth. Yeah, we've seen the boobs, cause we rude and you know we do. I'm the type of nigga pulling up. I keep the brand new shoes.

Every time I spit the flow, I'm going to keep it stupid easy. Hello, how you doing, my nigga? You want to rap? Ain't your name Fat Man Deasy? They called me Fat Man Deasy represent Decatur. Came through, riding with my partner. I ain't had no paper, but they cool because I had a blunt. Half was already smoked.

Hot out to my nigga, they said you rap, and I said I slain some joke. Niggins ain't down to the show. 85 side, they were bunking. Whole had to give a nigga hug. To my shirt off on stage, it wasn't nothing. Niggas said, what to do, Biz. I said, that ain't nothing breezy. She said, when is you move?

I said, no, come and come see me. Hey, that, my mama. Keep that shit going, then. Bye. D.C., keep that shit going. D.C., they keep that shit going there. I can't go out to there. Hey, boy, that shit.

I'm going to go wharf at my boy, Dizi. Yeah, you make it look real easy. Yeah. Smoking on a little treasy. Hey, holler if you need me Hey, look, come to see me Hey, oh, believe me Hey, for no she's it, teased, greasy

I'm gonna make a sleazy. Hey, you are a real rapper, you're a real rapper, dude. All right, let me try this podcast. Y'all, let me try this. 85 South show. Okay. The coldest podcast.

Y'all, hey. 85 South show, who, who, who, the coldest podcast. Hey, y'all already know. The West Coast up in the building. I don't really know. how a dicka feel it I watch the podcast every day

while I'm chilling How come when I'm here Ain't no Titties in the building Hold on Wait a minute There's a Tiddy's in no building I mean There's some Tiddy's in the building

It's some K Tiddy's in the building Ariola right and shoulder Titties in the building If Tiddy don't have no man hands on them They don't have no man hands on them The titis only has some cocoa butter on them. You better have some motherfucking lotion on them. Titties only fuck with the other bitches.

They won't fucking hit them switches. I don't even want to wrap the board because I'm uncomfortable to talk about less. Hold on. Let me get it then. Since she's started talking about the tities, that's my specialty. I touch them and I love them because they're pretty. I be rubbing on the boobies and rubbing on the coochie. Then I whispered something in her ear, then get that vagina juicy.

My name is Loz. And I'm from Mississippi And everywhere I go I take a lot of dick with me It just comes With the motherfucking combo I don't have to say pause She didn't know I got dick and balls

In the gumbo because it's mine I didn't hit the bitch from behind Like once or two times Every time I get the pussy She'd be like damn loat That pussy is yours but it's mine Oh That means she be correct

Right Gumbo dick I hit it with the gumbo dick I hit it with the gumbo dick. That means there's a lot of shit coming with the dick. The craig part about it. It only pops up when she gets the bowl. He was like, bleep-l-l-l.

Yeah, you ain't know what I was in that. Hey, my nigga. That motherfuck fucking pop-up pee-holes there. Yo. D-boy, Craig. Who put this dick in the gumbo? That niggas sounded hot for real. That nigger really was in the gumbos.

A bull first He said A bleep-de-b-d-b-d-p And then pop-up B-b-b-b-b-b-b-k-b-k-h-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. That was a retardant shit to say in the rap, but I just knew that you were going to say some retort-a. When he said Dick Gumbo, I saw it, I said.

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This nigga that already killed me in the intro. I'm dead. I don't know what the rest of the show looking like. I got to try to gather myself again. All right, see y'all in. Fat man, what did do? Man, look, yeah, man, it ain't nothing to it, man. Nothing too.

One of the cool, calm, as funniest, niggas, I fucking know, bro. Hey, man, appreciate that, man, you know what I'm saying. We would have been getting in trouble in school to get out of bed blaming. Oh, this shit on you, though. Yeah, it's not right, you know what I'm saying, you look like you might do it's your work. No, I just have paid a nigga. So I would have made sure we scraped. That I'm saying, you had the paper.

Yeah, I would have been like, huh, he's going to do. Shout was going to give me the work. I'm like, you got to give me fire, though. You got to give me fire, though. Hey, I got you on the field. Oh, I guess on their feet on all day. You feel me, you can't look like you cheat, though. You feel me.

I'm going to put it right here. Come on, huh. If you look, you get caught at you. Don't put me in it now. Can you get caught on me like, hey, bro, they got us. No, nigger, you got caught. Let me cheat. But what you said?

You are like, down, bro. That fuck up. She caught up, bro. No, nigga. I'm looking this way. You got caught. Nigg gets over. But.

A public school homework ain't worth $20, though. You probably get it. You're crazy. Well, let me tell you so. Let me tell you something. School started getting real when they broke down the percentages. They was like,

all right, you got the beginning work probably like 10%. That when you first come in and do Spawn. Yeah. Sponged shit. They were like, all right, Spons 5, 10%. You got the projects that's worth 30.

You know what I'm saying? You got the clad work that worth 20. Then you got the whole work that worked 25. If you don't do 25, you already start off at a 7 to 5 already. This is what a teacher. fuck me up at the daily grade that's what I'm trying to that's class work that's class work everyday every day fuck the sponge that's 5% I start all with a

95 on top yeah hear me homework and cloud work that 55% so when you do the project that's a 30 I'm gonna cheat get that 30 that 85 I'm good nigga did get out of high school though you know what I mean did get up out that bit I got a lot that big I got that diploma But they're the only diploma I got. Hey, I almost dropped that on. That's the only one you're going to get. No, but I'm saying everybody else and how I got more.

But look, I mean, that's that, hey, that degree, bro. Yeah. They're different than the point. But set your ass up, right? Hey, hey, this is the dumbest, smartest conversation. Hey, that degree, bro, no, nigga. It is a degree.

No, he said, he said, I got a diploma, but you're trying to dumb him down sounding dumbers. He said, everybody got more diplomas. Hey, but you're trying to be like, no, bro, it degrees. No, they can't say it like, that to a nigger you're trying to down. No, you're saying it wrong, but it's degree.

Now, both y'all niggas are wrong and wrong. Tell them what it is. It's degrees. Thank you. But you can't tell me, it degrees. No, nigger. It's different between nigger and nigger. It's not having it.

I felt smart. He was like, I got my diploma, but everybody else got more diploma. Game for it. I'm like, no, bit, dog. Come on, bro. You play Nintendo in a bus, man. Hey, that nigga. Fly had a class with Nintendo in it.

I remember. I remember the exact day, I quit fucking with school. Hey, that thing is stupid and fuck. You remember the day? I remember the exact day when I was like, man, this school shit overrated. When? Nigger, that day in math class when we started doing that goddamn algebra with the 10x minus four, man. Oh, no, you get dumb and fuck this shit.

I'm looking at the shit like, nigga. I fuck with ma'am. I'm like, if it's 10x, why the fuck you want to take away four eight? You got a X in the A and you got to do Pem Doss, man. You got to do what about that? You got to do Pem Daz, my nigga. I would fuck with Mell. I just be like the flowers and the carbidire.

How old cow! I ain't in the garden when I go home, bitch, daw. Listen, man, give me something that I, man, give me some weed, how I could cook some weed up. You know what I'm trying to cook the weed. I grow it. That's how size makes you think. You can cook weed when you're in Sign Clan longer.

You think it gumbo. You come out making gumbo dick. Hashtag gumbo dick. Man, signclad was worse, man. If you don't give it a gumbo dick with some accessories to go with. That shit gonna stank. Man, science class was the worst, man. That's a bullshit.

Man, my science class wasn't bullshit. We didn't do shit, but read the fucking chapter and answer the questions at the end and turn that shit in. My teacher bitch-ass used to erase shit all the time. Like, I had a teacher that we always. Oh, no, that ain't it. Like, oh, man, bitch, oh, we're all done now.

What the fuck we gonna do? Oh, no, that ain't there. Like, bitch, go back to school and get your degree. You know the worst day in the school, though? You're talking about it, he's always erases shit. Yeah, miss sick, right. She's probably dead. a lot bitch you was terrible at that shit you should have been doing P-E that's why you wore the jeans

that went over your stomach part stupid that's that's a that's a P-E built nigga we had we had to teach you where we had to use sunglasses because this bitch used to want to use overhead projector all the goddamn time this bitch be that so we're gonna put you know you gotta line that shit up on the got there projector so it could be even oh man okay this bitch him man I thought you kind of old yeah okay I thought you were like 22 no I got I got one for you I bet you don't know about them when they bring in that old

car with that big-ass TV and you got to watch them movie. Now we ain't know something bad. The TV with the goddamn belt on that bitch. There ain't no child. I ain't the new technology

nigga I came up with flip phones and the first metros and shit the side kids. You had a cord on your phone at the house. But that's still, that ain't older. I had the one where you got them Kik Kaka! Nigger 911, nigga, nah-k-k-k-k-K-Kal.

I came on, nigger. Went only one person. Yeah, cack-k-k-k-k-k-ha. But look. Like, nigga, dude. You got a dude. You got a pretern-out one one. Yeah, cac-cac-cac-c-c-c-c-c-call.

Hurry-out, I'm trying, bitch. Yeah, c-cac-cac-c-c-call. Now, a nigga like me came up when it wasn't nothing but one cell phone for the family. And everybody had to pass it around when you were going out. It was like, I'll get the cell phone today. The house cell phone. Everybody used the same cell phone.

It was something about flip. Everybody had the same cell phone. It was that straight body. You had the one of you used to put. When the face plate, did you click that bitch on? Yeah. You used to pull on the antenna with your teeth, that shit. Pull that John out and flipping down to my life.

Motor roller joint? Yeah. The big, yeah, nigga. Yes, everybody had one of them, my nigga, hell. With the leather case. That's when y'all had money, y'all had the leather case. Yeah, cackackack, cah, cow! Yeah, cacacow!

Cah! Hurry up! It's broke. Shit broke. The seven missing. You ever seen a one of the, one of the, When the number's sland it, so you don't know which one there, you got the cow, you're like, one, two, three, four.

This is how you know you, this is a nigga, when you actually call the motherfucker from the rotary phone and then the nigga answer that bitch and say, oh, you got the wrong number. You like, ain't nowhere in the fuck. You can't, you can't even redial. I put these bitches in, individually. You gotta give up.

You got to give up. Hey, remember you used to have to, your mom used to, I had to write directions down, like all the way down, like she got a legal pad, and write every direction. I was thinking about that shit. I was like, before GPS. It was nap quest first, though.

You know what we were doing? Right. Take that right there. Take that that right now. Ah, you went too far. You went too far. Come. And you got to stop and go to a pay phone.

No, nigger, actually asking the motherfucking for directions. Oh, yeah. We have came along. You wouldn't dare ask a motherfucker for directions in this day and age. You're trying to rob. You don't know where the shit at. If they're asking you for directions today, they're trying to rob you. Hey, my man, you're from here?

Believe that. You know what it's said? Hey, my man, you're from here, you gotta get jerk. You see that fat-ass iPhone 7 in the head. Hey, bro, how do you get there? You know what, don't tell you. It's what shit called serious. And they got a stick on him.

It's done. Fuck wrong with you. Some of them niggas shit. You know what the nigger trying to rob me. Kyle! Kyle! Now you got a present like that. Like, you can't be cool.

Hey, hold on. Hey, look, bro. I got that serious question. I've been to ask you for a long time. Like, do any of your family members fuck with you? And I'm only asking because, like, if you was my little cousin and you was coming on my house, my house off that fuck you eat and roasted this shit i would be to beat your ass every

right nobody in my family could walk my ass oh okay but you would have been my little cousin because i'm older you know i'm gonna be john about i'm gonna be john ass nobody old to kick my ass nobody really in my family so you're roasting and beaten ass i'm the nigger day they know they can't do this shit all right let me tell let me tell you like my sister and came to the chris brown concert okay so i'm back matter of thing i don't know what my sister's it put that in your head i don't know what my sister's it they probably around here Looking for Chris Brown. You feel?

So, nigger, I go back to my dressing room. I'm in that chili probably like 30 minutes. Nigger, both of my sisters come out in the bathroom. I said, what the fuck y'all in that do is? You know, piling? They're like, hell now. Nick, don't be trying me. My older sister was like, you know,

Marsha had the blunt so we was in there smoking. And the one who had the blent always smoked me. Get the way out of here. What she was doing, your sister doesn't smoke some meat. Smoking mid. at the concert. She's fucking up the family name.

And not at the show. Man, I was laughing so hard. I said, y'all was smoking men in the bathroom, man. Wait, bro. I can't take y'all no well, bro. Your sister came backstage, smoking mid. In the concert, in the bathroom, and waited to the shit, get the hell on, and then come out. I said, y'all are so in a bathroom, though.

She couldn't find that. That shit was so funny, bro. We got to put this out right now. That shit was too fun. I know you look smoking mid is disrespectful as fuck especially at a concert you can't be backstage smoking me like nigger who's smoking season or something no I mean really that shit is illegal it's illegal in the club number one it's been illegal in the club since like oh I remember when the shit was cool no I remember when

it was nothing but me it was it was it was it was a gas but you all the reason when you hit when you hit gas nigga you really had money money you hit a leg that shit was what I'm telling you had to have something to drake in order to smoke that shit it was mid and droat yeah it was mid and droop and it was rich but the mid everybody was trying to get with the popcorn with threats that popcorn if you had the popcorn you had that it was all good it was out nigga by a whole salmon eh I thought you was a damn fool for paying a $25 for a gram of live as opposed to the sell my popcorn but you got like fuck though I'm fin to get this sell of this popcorn and go out here so we're going to keep smoking

here you're talking about but then like oh oh oh selma oh oh oh so on Come on, come on and get it. It started being like, hey. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. At the house. Yeah.

At the house. You keep that over there. Okay, if you still got you something, that's cool, but it's at the house. Do you remember when you had some loud, you only smoked it with the people you rode with? Oh, your best of friends smoked the good. And it was a small-ass blunt. Oh, we'll skip you. You could tell when there was a perk line.

Could that be like this? We'll skip you. We'll, there'd be five of us. I bet only two people hit that live, but we'd be like, hey, what you're doing about? Look that out, he ain't pay for that. But that nigga ain't paid for that. Man, that little 25 have pressure, you hear me. But we'll grab it out a nigga back.

Hey, what's what you doing, man? For real. Hey, hey, hey, bro. Hey, don't walk on with that. That's what you say. Walk on. Oh, he gotta fight me, huh. You blow it in the car.

I don't walk out with the lot. You smoke it in the car just to blow it on your shirt so niggas smell you when you get out. That's how I feel about. I realized, but we're smoking that perfect. Oh. And then you got out. Here, y'all. The mid is outlawed.

That what we are? Yeah, it's against the law, bro. Real shit. I feel like if, if, like, who even got the mid? I don't know. I can't, I don't even think that's the thing. It's the niggas.

All the dope boys say that the old niggas is buying all the mid. Yeah. The OG niggas is buying all the meat. And some niggas don't even want the mid. They smoke reg. The old nigg. The old nigg. Yeah.

Get me wrecked. Yeah. I'm looking for some regular wheat. But you know, Riefer. But the lie. The liar. No, I don't want no loud, no gas, none of that.

Reefer, man. Give me some refraeful. Put the weed in the bag. The loud's foolish enough. Because back then you have to have something to drink in order to smoke this shit. You know that shit was like, you hit that. Give it that.

You're used to it now. It's not that potent. This the nigga I want to beat up. The nigga who got the loudest weed but the shit ain't even loud like that. This shit got all the smell in the world. We taking all the peasant. Then the tenter chances, then you get home and blow this shit,

you're like, nigga, I'm not hype. Oh, man. What did you do to this goddamn strong-ass weed? But it's not used to it. What you smoke? He's trying to say that the weed now ain't as loud as it used to be. I'm talking about, I'm talking about, I guess, because we were smoking so much meat

that when we smoked that loud, our lungs was like, it was looking like, when they see the smoke, it was a . You know what I'm saying? Like, it's been to go down, but like, even the smell or just the choke. I don't know. They say if you ain't choking, you ain't smoking. But you also get older and more mature with your lungs

and you learn how to smoke different. All right, I guess the gas still the same because even the little niggas is smoking loud. Like, they eat, they didn't go through the, they don't know what a red gin. They don't know what a fine out of londy. They didn't go through the shit. They didn't go through the mid-pop-goin-state.

Young nigs don't know what a $5 dollar of money, a two-for-five. They don't know about that. It was always the team. Always-no, no, no, just the one for team. But what you know about? The four for ten? I know a lot of them.

The eight for the dubs. Oh, I know. Nick, I used to have them cargo shirt and then go in there and dope. I hold them bitches in my cargo shit. All eight sats. Just drop it. No one don't fit to smoke good. I got eight of them five.

Yeah. By myself. And then you get older than having more than one sack on you as intent to the street. So then you stop doing that. Put all the weed in one bag. Right. Most if. But guess what?

The dope man going to give you eight sacks. And then what you're going to do? In your cargo shirt. Exactly. Put all you a different dope man If you're giving you all one gram sacks You really with that nigga When you always have weed

You were You smoke with him Get him out your way You got a little two bitches That want to smoke You're the mad because They ain't never smoked before You're a champion

You're a champion I'm gonna ask you all this man This is for the people listening Where is the best place To smoke a blood California man The best place to smoke a blunt You're talking about the best weed

Or like the best place in life Where you can just On the toilet Ah why shit If you've been having problems, you better hit that blunt on that black and mile one That's it. That what I was looking for right now I'm a young nigga you still sit on the toilet as long time

That what I was looking for Yeah, that's it right there You say the toilet Yeah, I'm on the toilet Shit man I enjoy that first smoke while I'm in bed when I wake up He gets some head, I really enjoy that Ain't no wrong that ain't wrong with that The best part of waking up is getting your dick suck.

Come on somebody. Brought to you by ice. The best place outside, okay, so let's imagine that you can't smoke in your house, which is my situation. It ain't no such thing is waking up in bed and what? No, go ahead. Oh yeah, it ain't no such thing is waking up in doing that. The best play is in the driveway. in the car

do low with the key tune yeah in the car ain't moving no the key turned back with your tunes on you feel what I'm saying the kind of lean

that you can't even have when you drive but is it is it you gotta set to climb and sometimes the cold weather be kind of like

you be you be done it in the table that ain't right that ain't right that ain't the one that's the one that cold one you gotta get it quick

you can't enjoy that shit bro but when you go back in the house you do be hide than a motherfucker you know which blunt is one of is my favorite blunt which one we go the morning blunt then when you wake up at that first early and you're fucking you just up by yourself right listening to your shit and you're getting your whole life together yeah you're like

I'm about to quit fucking with these bitch come on man it's up dick I need to iron my motherfucking geez right now and you check your oil and then you be like dig in my check right there got to go by the bank yeah do little bitch I bet a quick trip just hit me See me the tinnies last night She wants to suck some dick this. Right. My fucking baby, Bob, I'm a business-played, dagger.

That shit makes you feel good whatever's going on in the morning. Until that blunt over with, then you realize your phone, though. You're down right. But you got the money. But that little time you had with that blunt, though, bro.

What's the shit? That shit was magical. That phone blew your high. You're like, that way I ain't a bitch they called me, man. She told me she was going to see me that coochie in the morning. Oh, we got some feedback from the live show.

We do! We got some fuck out. We do. Ah, yeah, yeah, we got feedback. Hey, yeah, I just learn how to do that. Do that shit again. Hey, let me tell you, at the live show, hold up, at the lab show, my nigga, you was on your Bobby Won Magnet, you killed this.

Oh, I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, that shit was crazy. Yeah, yeah. That nigga Orlando. Shout out to niggas name Orlando. That nigga rode a long gas. Orlando Williams. You take the first half I get to say that.

He named after his daddy. That's right. Orlando. That nigga Orlando said, Chico killed that motherfucking freestyle. Nigel. I'm over here knocking over the weed, fucking up the blunt, turning up to this shit. Plus, D.C. remind me of my crazy-ass homeboy from the hood with that I shoot him in the face, bro.

I ain't all the way saved. I ain't all the way sane. No, we were saying I ain't all the way. Same. Not sane. I ain't saved yet That's what we were saying Yeah but I think you did say that

Yeah Alright so shit really was lit Hell the best live show y'all did Yeah it was dope as fuck to see y'all come up And make black history with this shit every week Nigger like Malcolm ex-daughter Low-key fucks with the podcast That's cool

No for real I've been a fan saying like the third episode I thought you might say third grade Like bitches watch empire So I'm definitely fucking with it If y'all get on TV Just don't let them fuck white watch y'all y'all too real for that anyway keep killing this shit tell B Simone

fine ass I got some blueberry ring for that ass we'll check this out sir it going for the 80 bro tell how let me look it going for the 80 bro hi let me I'm gonna go ahead and tell you B Simone only pussy on his 80 dollars you gotta make a point man bro make a point man bro stupid with this phone or this phone deal I got that he bullshit I bet he bullshit I got that number I got that number I got that number I think it's gonna be like for real pay How much I see the year? How are you going to tell us how to act when we get on TV?

You ain't never had no TV show. People love to tell you shit. Give me you advice on some shit. They ain't never did. That you can't advise, man. Come on. What else? He said y'all freestyle, y'all broke into it.

Lowe's has a special. Artisov reminded me of a hood version of the hip-hop. Yeah, that shit was dope as hip-a-self. You took this shit there, man. Made the shit real quick. When? Y'all did this shit in Art-South. Oh, I appreciate it.

All lab show feedback. Oh, they are. Pittsburgh Holla, Lose Need a Special. I got one. We're waiting on Kevin Hart and launched the LOL Network. I have an half hour special. Yes, that's going to be

currently coming on the LOL Network. Yes, I put out some fine special. Yeah. Yeah, for all the people who fuck with me as a comedian and they know that I'm not limited to just being here,

I appreciate you following my career from Pearl Bistro, throwbacks, and all those places that you know weren't they didn't have any significance but those were the places that we enjoy on the come up um like the mastivator says carlos is quick as fuck you can't be coming for the ass he's trying to get on the ass he put the on his capital though what he's quick as this nigga coming for the head that bullshit no let's get on that bullshit don't tell y'all this nigger scroll back down look this nigga like he realized some shit in the middle

that nigga said color's quick as fuck let me tell you what is he's he coming for the ass let me tell you what else he did he's been to get on they that nigga type with one finger all that shit he's coming for their ass he's fin to get on their ass that you're right that nigga with his ring finger like a motherfucker right now on his phone like this look at what he put it in all capo is put the camera on me this is how he typing right here Carlos is quick hey man don't do this okay the nigga name is the masturbator now man that nigga got on He put on, he put coming and asked capital.

Capital. Common! Not on their ass, he owned their ass. He owned their ass. You know what I mean? He's on it. Come on, man. Now I don't respect that comment.

Yeah, but we appreciate it. It's from the masturbated. His name is masturbating. Go up, man, go to DC shit. No, no, go to DC shit. New subject. Oh, Raven Watts. Hey!

D.C. has said this podcast is for the white people who medicate Ain't going through Ha ha ha! Welcome to the club, bitch. Hey, hey! You're retarded, man. When did you realize

you just was fucking gone? When I graduated for high school? He made it, though. He said, L.K. underscore Robinson. For real, I got my degree. Did you see what? That nigga is smart and fuck.

That nigga is smart and fork. He said, did you see when D.C. were dancing on the couch that were lit in Fort C105 to Cete 12 old Cine. Damn, y'all fans is precise as fuck. Look, I'll get on there and look at that shit. They don't need me.

It'll be B. B. Simone with a close-up. That this is going to line like hell. Line like shit. Oh, here we go. Y'all got some fans, too. Oh, word, word. This is on me. I got to read this.

All right. Shout out to Edward Hightower. Obviously, our Caucasian friend. I can't listen to bad and boozy the same because of Tyler Chronon. Shout out to you. That's fun. Yeah, I didn't say it. That's what Cuevo said.

Cuevo all set, them boy jumped out of the Oovie. Did everybody go by the house. When I'm not going to stay, show me boobies. That's my favorite line of the whole shit. When they don't they show me boobies. That shit's hilarious.

We need the Dizzy episode for the culture. Right, for real. Hey, that was how man, you do need it for the culture because I do this. Do me a favor. What's up? Take a minute and just address the culture for us. All right, here go to culture, man.

All right, here go to culture. He sounded like he was in trouble. What would I do? No, it's like this. The culture is a whole lot of watching and not a lot of hours clock. And what I'm saying is, the real, real other culture, man,

is focused on their thing. You know what I mean? Trying to get together on their day to day. The music jumping. You feel what I'm saying? The real nigga music coming on, you know what I mean, niggas on the struggle on the double.

But they're talking about coming up out that thing. Yeah. The fuck nigger music, you know what I'm saying, nigga coming in balling. But they ended up short up out of here. You feel what I'm saying? Like they need a nigga like me because, you know, I'm doing it for the niggins that looking at here,

Instagram, trying to be happy for everybody. Yeah. But still ain't all the way happy for itself. Like, you got them got an attitude. You know, I kind of scrolled fast. And I'm like, boy, yeah. Like. Yeah.

God damn! You know what I mean? Like, I'm trying to fuck with you. I'm trying to. But ain't nobody seemingly on my level. Like, all y'all niggas just get up and get to the money. Like, where is the money? I put it in the GPS one day.

I was like, the money, because that's where everybody getting to where they're at to go get. I swear if it was a spot that said the money, I would be at that motherfucker. But I'm sitting there watching myself, like not myself because I'm watching myself from y'all perspective. Nigger be putting up memes that might apply.

They'd be like, uh, if you still at the house watching TV, get up off your ass, and go where? Nicar, my house is five miles from the bus. Where the fuck I'm fin and go? Get up off your ass and make it happen. Ain't anything to me! You feel, that they're acting like you're talking about it too.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. While I love life, you know what I'm saying? So why you need me, because I'm talking for the nigger that ain't nobody really talking for. Take your time. Talk to him, man. Because look, man, like that, man, what I'm telling you, it did, man. It don't matter where you're at.

Because when you get where you're going, where you're at going to look like a speck on the map. You feel what I'm saying? So, like, okay, boom, right now I might be in a particular situation. But five years from now, out that situation. I'm going to look back at it like, damn, that wasn't so bad. And it actually got me right from where I'm at now. You feel what I'm saying? So if you only struggle on double man, stay on it. Because just like you was giving a gift to get out the struggle, the struggle was

given to you as a gift. You know what I'm talking about? To actually validate your gift. Well, then, talk to her. Talk to him. Okay, boom. I might love the fact that I'm nice on the mic, you know what I'm saying, and be the type of niggas that people like. You feel what I'm saying? But I hate the fact or some of the shit I do off their mind. You feel But the shit I do off the mic make me on the mic. So I can't despise the struggle that I'm dealing with off the mic because then when I wouldn't be who I am when I get on the mic. Yeah.

So what I'm saying is, nigger, just stay focused on your thing. Sometimes you got to cut your phone off. Sometimes you got to lose your phone like I just did. And you can't look at nobody else. And what you realize when you are without your device, nigger life is still going on. I don't got in shape like I'm in shape. Like not to a nigger that's all the way in shape,

but I don't got my level of in shape. You know what I'm saying? When I ain't a phone by what you been doing? running. Okay. Why? Because ain't nothing else to do. Nigger? Do you know, that shit be bawling me too. All these niggas on the healthy shit. Eat organic, boy, shut up, bud. That's for

niggas who got a personal shelf and a blender. You understand me? Hey, if I'm going to eat some fruit, it's going to be whole fruit. Just give me an apple, bro. I ain't blending it up. You ain't fin of see me. See me? See me? See me? I'm for the niggas that got now, I got the pill of orange and eat it, bro. We ain't got no

blender, bro. You feel me? This podcast for the nigga to you with no grinder, bro, with no grinder, bro. You feel what I'm saying? Because I ain't got time to be putting no apparatus in shit. That's just my hair for the next. Right.

So anyway, like I say, man, for the culture, man, Jay keep doing what you do. Because everybody ain't doing the same thing and everybody ain't po to do the same time. Give them one more minute, man. You know what I'm talking about. Talk to the ladies right quick. Oh man, to the ladies, man.

Who feel left out. Give them one minute. Hey, okay, so to the ladies, it's like this, man. Just be ladies, man. You ain't got to be no goddamn, man. You ain't got to be no cave, man, either. either. Or an okay woman. You know what he'd be bothering me? It's hoards to be like they savage. Because I'm saying, you know, anything you hard about, you was once soft about.

You feel what I'm saying? So somebody hurt you when you were soft. So then you get out hard. You know what I mean? One motherfucker let you die down and you give up on all motherfuckers. It told me hold this gay that ain't gay. Nah? Like Andre 3000 said. You just struck a whole nerve. You know what I'm saying? You got to, you got to elaborate. Like three steps here, you know what I'm saying? Most of the girl that we were like in high school. Now they die you. Why? Why? Because the They were like in high school, Shatpon them. Shatpon.

You know what I mean? And so then they got a hold, and now they're fucking with the whole. And I ain't saying, if that's your swan, that's your flame. Going to do your thing. But I'm saying if that ain't your thing, and you just over there, get back in the game. Ah, get back in the game. Because you actually out there like, you know what I'm saying? Don't let one nigga make you give up.

Man, come on. Come on. Because you know what, bro? If we made one big give up, none of them here right now. Oh, man, come on. That ain't nothing but the cold hard truth. If we haven't let them fuck us up to the point We don't want to fuck with no more horrible

It'd be a bunch of, but it is a bunch of them But it'd be some bullshit We wouldn't be where we at If it wasn't for the shit that we got over So get over the bullshit, man Like if your dad wasn't done, man But you seven feet tallow and you're fin to go to the NBA Stop bitch, anybody that kid

I gave you seven feet Come on, man He got you seven feet And skills, natural skills That you didn't even know you had And you got a nerd to be mad at him Because he had to dip But had he stayed in you

You'd be walking the auto zone. You'd be the tallest nigga putting up stock with the brakes. But the fact that he won there gave you the motivation to want, man, I got to get my mom up out of him. I'm going to be off in a ball. But now you're bawling. Now you're going to send him like shit on him. Man, let that man call.

You'll be like, well, I appreciate it. Yeah. You gave me yourself. You got me. You know what I'm talking. Somebody crying right now like, you know what I'm trying to cry. Somebody went outside and like, fuck y'all.

Fuck y'all. They don't think in my life together. Put sad, nipple. Who said? I'm going to be shit! You know who this. Look, speaking of which, this podcast is for niggas who watch the show

faithfully just to see if D.C. going to win again. Hey. Niggins, still talking about how you want, man. Man, you got to kill them in silence, baby. You got to do what you do and be like this when they get, you know what I'm saying, man. Muhaha.

I want. My niggins said this podcast is for females who use pencil erases as earring backs. Boy. We love them. Yeah, well, I got in my back. This niggas's trying to roll. For like a whole, no, I ain't about to try to vote.

Man, look, oh shit, I forgot something. Uh-oh. Because we were all doing this shit, right? And see, it's been to get real famous after this portion. So, I'm going to plug my little shit. That's what they tell you when you be your artist and stuff. You're like, but make sure you plug and shit. I don't forgot all about that shit and just talking to y'all, boy.

So I did an independent, you know what I'm talking about, our company special car, almost, so, you know what's it? Yeah. Man, but look, where's that is a good question for the niggas that's sitting on. that's sitting on the side of the room. You know what I'm talking about? I'm just, you know what I'm saying? I did it, independos, but not independent.

You know what I'm saying? So we had to collaborate. It's on the way. It's on the way. This is what you do. It's an early plug. By Friday, it might be out. You send us the link and we'll post this church.

So you don't want to the people that are coming. I'm just letting you know it's on the way. So when it happened, you're going to remember I had said it over here. All right. So I thought it was around. I was like, you know, I ought to put it out of it. I ought to just show it. I like how you did that, though.

You know why? Because this podcast is for the real parents who punished their kids, not for doing something wrong, but for getting caught. Man. In these videos you're putting out with your little girl, cute as hell, man. She got a little personality and shit already. I can't wait until you start doing shit getting trouble. Shit that's going to be fun.

You know what? I want to say something about that, man. Shout out to both of y'all for being real fathers. You all give it up for this shit. Father's day is on the way. That shit hard, man. That shit so easy to be a dead. Yeah, man, like y'all need, bro, it's easy, what?

It's easy, man. Right, take a couple of pictures and shit. They ain't even really take a couple pictures, man. You can just say no to a lot of shit. Man. China, doc, no, my nigga. To all you did be dead ass. It's all you did be dead ass, niggas.

You see I'm online, playing the game. We can't call. No! That's all we doing all summer. We're going to ride around and beat up dead, be dead. And shit, it really ain't that. It really isn't hard to take care of you key. I got to do it pertain to your life.

Like, if you're a dope. dealer we ain't even gonna beat y'all niggins a baby ball is like cooking crack I saw that that shit is like nigga every time I I fixed the ball I was like nigger this ain't got damn crack out test it out test it out it's good the dope is good the dope is good niggas shit's crazy cereal that's the baking soda that's the baking soda man I'm telling you that's what it is man who y'all fucking who y'all fucking with in the playoffs My bad. I don't get my cry.

Did you let your kid cry? My son didn't do a lot of crying. I think he kind of knew his daddy was going through a lot. He looked around, it was like, man, if I cry, I don't need to cry. That ain't really going to help shit, man. This nigga stay by himself, man. This nigga ain't even with my mama, man. Been over this nigga hound for three weeks.

Ain't now a bitch came through here. I'm just going to go to sleep, man. Can you even tell on you? I read it and shit two times. I'm going to shit one more. I'm gonna let this nigga have the rest of this night, man. Pops are going through some shit, my little girl, when she be, when she be crying,

I'd just be trying to out yell. So when she's like, yeah, I'm like, ah! You might have a guy who fuck your daddy, yo, she's like, ah, you fucking up my crime. I'm like, yeah, bitch, yeah. I'm like this, yeah. I'm just trying to download the repo so I can repose so I can repose the shit that gulma.

Hey, I've just got this phone. Shout out Metro Peezy here. Shout out Metro. I had a plan 50 bucks you've hit it. Yeah. Bow, bow, bow, bow. I was asking who y'all fucking with in the playoff. I'm mad as fuck, man.

LeBron got me down. I'm about to lose a thousand on these motherfuck. Oh, you bet a thousand and gets to go and start. Oh, you bet a thousand on them. I bet a thousand on the money. I bet a thousand on the money. I mean, I feel like I'm just getting my god. I wish you to bet me.

It ain't over with it by the time this podcast come out. It's going to be over with, nigga. Damn. You got a thing so. Put that thousand to the side. Yeah, man. It's a done deal. It's all right.

Katie out there playing like, LeBron came with his homeboys and beat my ass that time when I was little, and now I'm big with my homeboys, and we're going to fuck you up. I don't know. I think LeBron been bullshit, and I think the nigga going to win about five in the fucking row. He got to. I don't know if you could beat this team four games out of five. It's hard to beat this goal.

Beat them. I know you're saying that because you got a thousand others. You know what makes me mad about LeBron? He'd be believing in other motherfuckers we don't believe in. I feel like Kevin Love running shit. What is this hangout by the three-point line shit? Why won't nobody rebound? I saw this nigger fucking Harambe-looking ass

Draymond Green get four goddamn rebounds in 1%. The game too fast. I was somebody threw something with this nigga, man. Game too fast for them big niggum. Drammond got another. Boop, boom. That's why Tristan can't get in the game. The game too fast, bro.

It's going up and up and down too fast. I can't get in the rebounds. I know, bro. I ain't got no money in state. I don't really be knowing about spoilt like that. Can you beat the nigga? No, I'm saying the nigga you got a thousand with you. No, that's my partner.

Oh, shit. Then I didn't fucking... You're going to save your ass bet. I mean, this... Man, I got another bet. I don't bet this girl some goddamn Giuseppies. I got it about... Oh, man.

Bam. Man. You're making ball and nigger bets. God damn. You're making ball and nigger bets. That's crazy as hell. And you're gonna fuck already? Because that's the only a conversation you have

for somebody you don't fucking already. Like, fuck! Bitch better not come in me with no bet about some $1,000. You're gonna be out $2,000. Come on, man. Damn, bro. Damn, bro. Man.

Maybe you could just eat her booty and, like, call it even. Uh-uh, nigger. Dang. No, I can't. He said, hell. No, because I thought about the way I eat ass and how much that would be equivalent in money. Naga, I only eat about $400.

Oh, really? That's a lot, though. That's a lot worth of ass. I probably only eat like $22 worth of ass. Bro, quick plan, man. You need way more $22. I don't be down there, man. I eat, I just started.

I just started. A coupon, yeah, like. 50-s and a cent off. A little coupon. Yeah, because I know exactly what I'm going to do. to it, but it's on a certain, I got to look for for the right. You probably eat the butt before the pussy. I got to see the right coupon right. I'm like, yeah, that's

a cute coupon. That's that one that come every three, four months. You might as well get it from down there man. Ain't nothing going on. You're only eating the coupon word, at least $20. You got to get a bitch with a dog. Come on, man. You're a grand word. It depends on them. It depends on my feeling it. Man, look. Eating the booty ain't special. It is. You got to think

about it. You're young, though. That's why I was eating pussy in high school. See, I would ink pussy. Yeah, you was from the era of eating pussy. after a period like a bell to rang you didn't ate some pussy before that's insane like we used to think eating pussy was nasty like niggas like we did no the fuck you did man you eat cereal still you a little you're young you could tell a and if you're old you cannot fucking eat cereal my niggas just having that shit on the table you could tell when niggins you can't

you tell when they were getting a whole lot of pussy in high school because them nigga that were in Coochoochee okay so when I saw in Cooch at 19 let me tell you something the niggas in my high school was getting a lot of pussy and not eating that shit like ugh That shit was ugh. The nigger who was eating pussy when I was in that school was the nastiest nigga in school like this nasty motherfucker eat pussy, ugh. It was a nigga in 9 grade that ate a pussy and his shit broke out and that shit made

niggas not eat pussy until like junior year. I ain't eat pussy to junior year in college and it was a bitch that worked at school. Man, look, I ain't finny. Yeah, I had to eat that pussy. I ain't eat pussy. My admission. My first time I eat pussy like I would eat ice. What happened?

Oh, shit. Nah, I just got that. I mean, yeah. That didn't put us in the A grade, man. But no, man. He's from that era. I'm telling you. I'm from the air, bro.

I was cooling, bro. You know what I mean? Like, I was cooling in real shit. Because like even when I got older, right, he just made me, my partner just be walking through the mall and just walk up on them, fall and step with the hole. And then start talking, might be like,

well, hey, I ain't gonna fuck that or that. I'd be like, now, how do you do that? How do that? I was cooling. You know what I wouldn't put no pressure on the hole. So like, the first time, I got, She was putting a pressure on me. I did it all the same day.

Okay. You hear me? Everything. One shot. Everything was the same day. You lost it all. She hit you with the deluxe pack. The whole thing.

You hear me. But anyway, I'm, I'm trying to keep a player. I don't even talk about that type of shit all along. That thing, he got right. I don't even like talking about that. Right. That's a real nigga right there. I don't talk about my dick being at my pants.

Fuck you need. That shit don't happen to a real nigger. That shit don't happen to a real nigger. That niggins ain't go on the glaze, pussy. I was there. I was there. Nah, it was, no, you know, it's some shit. It definitely happened.

That nigga, we'll have to come, that little red beam on it that. Get out of it. Yeah, I was there. I was there, Will. I saw it. We got aliens. Y'all, we got aliens. That was crazy, though.

Hey, no, I was real the first time, Nick, I was up on the car. If you can see my fade now down like this. Mmm. Mm. What about that first time you seen that ugly pussy? Like they look like an open face backwood. Eat it anyway. I'm talking about when you fuck a backwood up real bad,

it looked like one of them bitch and they got the batwood with not the bat wings. Batwing, backwood. He's got the bad wings. He's got a honey backwood pussy. Open face. What I'm supposed to do with this, ma'am? Roll it.

What? Roll it. They're like the New York. Sit with them. Browellie. That's the front-o-le. Yeah, the front-to-le. Got to get the front-thold.

That bit like... Well, that shit get on my damn nerve. Why are everybody that front-and-side now smoking in New York shit? Because of money, the money and violence? No, it was a minute. Look this. This nigga, retarded, man. This is like a front-o-lis.

Yeah, I'm old. Nick, I'm old, man. You're dressed like the nigger that sell cologne outside the club. Hey, do you like Gucci, my brother? But you're gonna love juke. Like, I don't want no fucking juke. Fucking Jew. But now, that's the African niggins.

They're dressed like an African nigga. They're dressed like an African nigga. He's dressed like, bro, you don't fuck with the cologne, dude. No. You don't fuck with it, dude. Nah, it ain't fucking with it, it's it. If you don't fuck with it. Now, they ain't got a roll on.

They got in the box. Like, by I got it right here with a fit. Hey, this is to be the perfect segment for us to give a shout out to those ladies with those pusses that look like an open bag wood. Show us to look like a fontolee. Hashton open bagwood. Frontal leaf, man. We got to tell them, look, look, don't go out there

and get your pussy all cut up. We like them. Hey, I love them. I love all puts. A little beef curts. But that front toes and fron-old out. If they do got the front-toe, if they do got the front-toe,

the less they show it, the less niggas know it. Okay. So, you know what I'm talking about? If you want to hide something, but get it behind some. But look, you know what the front-to leave field, though, right? You got the whole, you got the whole, got the fat pussy fat pussy but then you got the whole that got the front totally where you're like oh

that pussy look then you get down there and that front totally oh you're like oh that's not a skin look like this here if y'all zoomed it like forearm and bice but check this out though i i heard that fat girls got more pussy down they do i heard that pussy wet they got more pussy down there you got to wait in line longer oh it's like six ways wow it's a vibe i ain't even gonna lie when you try to fuck a fat bitch it's like trying to open elevator doors you gotta But you know what, though, if you're a slim guy, that's all right. See, y'all boy, that's why they like the slimmer guy. Because, see, the niggins got less action.

Now, a big guy. Now, I got to fight mine and yours. It's all. But I ain't ain't going to lie, bro. I swore on everything. When you fuck a fat girl, bro. What happened? It like, when you fucking her, bro, her thighs roared the dick, too, bro.

So you get like, two. Two, it's like, you like, damn, man, I don't get a whole lot of actions. See, that what you got to do, though. I'm getting all kind of push. Don't get all kind of push. You got to do, though. You got to listen. I'm like, I don't let the niggins something here to the combo, but I don't let him do it.

I got the bag back out. Hey, look, though, look, fly. You're about to spill the game. I was about to give up too much, man. You were about to give up the whole game. You were to spit a whole game? A couple of beans. He was, man.

He jumped out. I don't feel that. Now, fat man, you know this. It is the 85th, South show we are international. We're popping all up and through Africa, Southwest East. I said Africa, you start speaking Spanish. Nigel, but we're the Spanish people fucking with us too, all through Costa Rica, nigga Wagwa, niggas in here, you know what I'm saying?

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Tiger Woods got called up with a DGUI. That nigga wasn't drunk, but what was he? But what was he wasn't drunk, what? He said like, every time he said, like that guy was running past his car. He was on the Pee, okay, so he had a DW. Yeah, well, they gave him a DWI or whatever. That nigga was how on Perkinset. Molly Prokisset

Hey Chase a check Never chase a bitch That nigga fell out the road But he can't embarrass You can't embarrass a white woman publicly And think they ain't gonna go for your ass

Man As soon as he did that To his own Got him looking like Roger from American day He ain't even good at golf no more Before he even Before he even crashed

Bro I know the nigga was like The side view of him looking like this But he ain't crashed my nigga That's crazy That nigga fell asleep in the car That's what I'm saying Before that

But the side view If you just see a nigga like did you know you like look at the high-ass right tiger woods with his hat off is funny looking anyway well what you like golf field oh look at his high-ass garfield this nigga here's funny his oh shit no you squeeze the dog everybody out here drinking and driving derrick fisher tiger wood they're just getting look at the shit that that started bill martin said he was a house nigger that's funny me you lay all right so this is the thing that nobody's discussing my bad fat no go ahead this is the thing that nobody's

is discussing all right he said the end word whatever my nigger the bad is the worst thing about it nobody's talking about is the fact that he made a joke about slavery as a white man that's the thing you should not and cannot do and that's why I feel like he need to go that's it like I fuck with him I fuck with the show and if he just said nigger I would have been cool but the fact that he made a joke about slavery to another white man in front of a white crowd I can't fuck with that now it comes on that aspect is all right niggas ain't think about it like I know nobody

They're talking about it. Fuck the N-word. There's nothing to me, but don't make no slavery jokes. There's no white man. I would put you in your face. But what if he would have said it to a nigga? If he would have said to a nigga, the n-a-old, the nigger should have grabbed them by his shirt.

He wouldn't have said that to him. Exactly. That's the main thing. That's the thing, white people. If you can't say the N-word to other people, other black people, then you don't say it. It is some white people that can get it off. We had the white dudes start saying, nigga over here.

I was like, what the fuck this thing? He was. He was working with y'all. What's the thing? Dan. Yeah. Wow. I thought Dan was black.

I did too. That's black. I got a black nigger. I was like, is this a nix? I guess he said he got a Negro beard. I guess he was being white to be funny. But I would like, deep down inside out of like,

bro, I'll fight you, bro. Yeah, bro. Hold on time. I was like, seriously. No, this is. It is not black. He said he wasn't. Dan, you got to be black if you're saying a nigga.

Bro, I'm talking on the way he was saying in here, though. Like, he, I want to be like, he was like, guess what is a, nigger. I was like, he's black. I'm not going to laugh for that. Yeah, he's black. He's black. He's black.

He's fucking with y'all. I was like, bro, you, are you? I used to think he was white. Then I seen his beard and shit. I was like, now, that's a black man's fucking beard. Now, see, here go the thing, right? We got to be black, right? We're going to have to either get a take a stand on or let it all out.

It's like this. Because if it's stipulation to the rule, then who know? Who know? You always got to call a black committee. Either they can say it or they can't. Right. And if they can't, then all of us got to be like, oh. That's the violation of the law.

But if some can and something can't about, we got to leave the law alone because then we're going to have to call you and you got to call him. We all have to ask if it to accept it. We ain't got time to be discussing shit. And the crazy part about it, we said so much. It's just like when we earned it.

When bitches say bitches, that's their nigger word to them. True. Bitch, bitch, bitch. All day. When we say bitch, it's like a white person saying nigger. Right. Hey, bitch. Uh-uh-uh.

Uh-uh. You ever called your girl bitch in an argument? Nigga, I don't call that bitch and flip it around. Like, bitch, you. Shit, shit. Sit out. Sit out. That's worse than bitch.

I thought a rhyme. Bitch, bitch. Oh, as a man, once you say bitch in the argument, you lost. It's always. You can't say bitch. Can't nothing. Be a bitch. You can't, don't even bring.

When you can't have another argument without you call me a bitch that time, like, Bitch, that was so long. So did. Oh, let me tell you something. I'm real agitate. I don't give a fuck. Like, I like with my, my girl, friends be around. Oh, you, oh, you're a fool.

No, I'll chill. I don't like to argue on that. But I like, when her friends been around that she's trying to put on. Because one time she tried to put her on, I ain't feel like fucking. You know what I'm saying? So she's trying to put on.

And, girl, you don't want to fuck. Girl, man, man. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm chilling, though. First of, I don't get a fuck. You feel what I'm saying? Fuck all y'all at the same time. Feel what I'm saying?

That's how I feel. You know what I'm saying? I don't get a fuck. Right. So who you try to put on a bitch? I walk around and boss in a brief right now. Shut this shit, die. You know what I'm saying?

I don't feel like fucking. You know what I mean? She's, oh, yeah, he don't want to do that. I'm a nigga I'm raised with the baby. I say, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, look, check this out, right? Listen. I'm chilling.

I'm watching Swamp people, That's what I watch. Oh, yeah. They catch an alligator. Come on. I was trying to watch. I'm trying to watch my, you know the Nicki black. We're catching the alligator.

We y'all in here about to catch the audience. Junior, Julian, Jacob. You know, of course. Everybody cares about to catch the alligator. You know what that. That's all right. Better move. That's all I said.

You got to be in the mood, too. Yeah, so I'm trying to watch my shit. Because, you know, these niggum philly in the head. And you got about four episodes to catch up. Oh, you got to. I've been on the road. I've been missing. I don't seen COVID.

I don't grow up. I remember it first. Now he got his own boat. He got his own boat. He got his own boat. So I've been watching the y'all nigger. So she's steady talking shit. I said, hold on, I got to paw my swamp people.

I said, look, check this out, right. You got to laugh before you cut their ass out, you know what I'm saying? The tone it down. So I was like, look, check his ass out, right, right? Them holes don't stay here. Uh-huh. You can go with that. I don't even fuck with them like that anyway.

Bye. Ego Brown. Bye. That was meanest for. They ain't mean. I don't get a fuck if you're doing. You have to take that, take the mirror. Bye.

What's mean is her trying to get sex when he got the baby in his hand. Oh, more definitely. Bye. You her and a friend. Treat her like she treats you. Yeah, you don't want to be in the mood all of time. She disrespected you why your baby was in your own. She asked you for some dick while you trying to be a father.

That's the shit I'm talking about. You're out there trying to raise your baby. You got a rationing the dick out to these women. All they want is the dick. That's it. They in the bathroom. They say, hey. You can hear the echoes of them.

What y'all laughing about? The evilness. What's y'all laughing about? The evil shit, right. They laugh about niggas they used to fuck with, and the niggas they fucking with that you don't know they're fucking up. But get how long we're here, though. Right, with a glass at the door.

Bro, look. You know how it'll be a conversation going on and you can't get in it, because you don't know nothing about the shit that you're talking about. Boy, let me tell you something, man. We hear a nigga talking about it. You know how you live with the bitch, you're like, hell. bitch, you'd be like, hell no. I don't, you know.

That, don't never live with him, man. You ain't got to tell me twice, Jack. Jack? You ain't got to tell me twice, but I'm quick to get on the good foot, boy. I can't sleep over there anyway. I don't know what it is. I can't sleep. I can't sleep.

I mean there. It's like, boy, I don't know where I'm at. You know why that is? Why? Because you feel the spirits of niggas who are going up in there. Yeah. If you ever go over a bitch house and you, you're uncomfortable like that, you need to just leave that, man.

She's been a bunch of group home niggas in there. Man. A bunch of party promoters than you. Local rappers and shit. Niggers with 9,000 followers. They ain't even got the 10K. They got 9,886 followers and shit. They're good.

Them niggas. I was at a hotel, though. I kicked their heads out of the room. Yeah, go on time square and find some time. That's all the only thing. If you ever get paid cash after the show and you ain't got no like debit card or no bankhand, you got to keep the cash on you.

I'd be paying her about to tell them to come to my room. Oh, no, they can't do that. Like, they don't come to my room. I got to get an extra room. We wasn't talking about passive buyers. That's even when you do get it there because you still got to do that. What you said? When I'm focused, them pass the buyers.

Hell, no. There's money in this room. But you need to be up, you don't need to be up in here. Take that little pussy. Go ahead. It's money. You let me tell you, Tom, Corby, you're going to kick the alligator and you go and you go hear them.

I told you, baby. I said, baby, you better take that little pussy's over there with you, baby. We got money in this room right yet. We don't need no pussy, We're gonna feel these tags. My flight will be taking off in six hours, baby. I'm gonna lay down for three, and I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna go to that app,

and I'm gonna take all this money home, baby, and you can take that little pussy with you. Take that little pussy. Take that little pussy with you. Take me in your car. We're gonna go out here, we're gonna fill these tags. No gumbo get for you. No gumbo get you up.

You eat crawfitting. You eat crawfitting. You eat crawfitt. You eat quadfin. We're going to catch these alligators. We're going to feed these tag. We're going to fill these tag. We got to fill the tag.

We got to fill the tag. Because if we don't feel the tag, and they're going to give summer away. Next year, we won't get as many tags. Because the landowner don't like it when you turn in the tag. If you don't, if you don't. If you don't fill all your tags, you can't live. You can't, bro.

They ain't fucking with you next year. You know, that is half-day annual income. That is the whole what they do, bro. You don't matter what going on. Them nigga be out there killing. They'll kill a 12-foot gator, and they'd be like, that one, bro. That's $350.

Yeah, you were like, gas, hell. Like, gosh, holy. Sometimes you be hearing that shit, be like, who is the stingy motherfucker buying the alligator? Right, who's got a $15 foot alligator? You gonna get a nigga $300? This nigga petting in a motherfucker.

That'll bring in $275 at the buyer. Troy and Jacob just landed in $200. What does shit say? Give us $275 at the buyer. If you don't hit the quarter, kill spot right behind the gate's hand. We got one shot.

The corner size kill spot. What's all about, man? Yeah. Shout out the swamp people. We fucking with the swamp people, man. Got to know that. You got to know that. You got a quarter size kill spot right behind the gator's ear.

Oh, man. Hey, did you see the one when junior wife got bit about the alligator? Man, I love all that shit, man. Those folk be crazy. The son of a bitch bitch. Watch out, holding! Shoot it, holy moly. Shoot it, hold it, shoot it.

You're like, shoot it. Well, if a nigga don't watch Swamp people, they lost to part right now. They don't know what the fuck going on. You got to watch Swamp people. If you're a real nigger and you got on demand, go watch Swamp people. Starting season one.

This is the best shit on. Swamp people and X men the best shit on TV. If you're an outdoor-ass nigga, that's me, bro. I'm an outdoor-ass-nigger. I like seeing nature versus human, bro. That shit would be so fun to me. Like, we don't need to be outside, naked, outside. Yeah.

Let me tell you something. Niggas be thinking naked until you get them out of their comfort zone. Man. Take that nigga out of his comfort zone. Man. And put them naked in, man. Why that nigga bitch up, man. But they never be crying.

Yeah, but they all, like, they never be lonely. Yo. You go, I'm just thinking about my little girl. Right. Hold up. Nguer, right. Have you seen this shit? It'd be crazy.

60 days in Atlanta. Oh, man, you got to know that a nigger knows some niggas in there already. You got to know that a nigga that seems me a part of like, wow. I remember when he got pulled out. The grade part of it, they own the planet safest flow ever, man.

They got to be TV. Hold up. This is what the fuck with me, though. How did they put everything on TV now? They have made a show out of niggins getting locked up. Niggas who are free. That's how ignorant. They're volunteering.

They don't even know what they're asking for. They got the fucking cop. They got the cops in the military. Y'all seen that too. Oh man, that's the dumbest shit ever, man. And they don't lock nobody. Don't need to get away with everything. I see them tell.

They give a nigga 30 chance to do the sobriety test. The nigga fucked up clearly. They'd be like, we're gonna ask you one more time. Yeah, they'd be waiting to test. Yeah. Can you do the test? I was like, bad with me, I'd have been fucking gone by the long time. I said, that bit, that bit paid everything.

He's thin. That's how they did. She was like, yeah, I'm passing this shit. He was like, yeah, we're up. We don't fuck with the police. We don't fuck with the police, but shout out to all the police who let a nigga go legit because you don't have shit.

Like, we're, we don't, we're on foot with the police. But if you're doing, if you're doing legit police work, respect to the police work, we commend this shit. Let me tell you something about being. Real shit. Shout out to the police doing good police work. It ain't your goddamn job. When you're about real police work, when you out here,

like giving out warnings and letting them know what the fuck going on. Like, hey, man, look. They're doing a whole lot down and roadblocking that week. Hey, this is how you know the police dirty. When the police tell you to watch out for these. They're like, hey, man, watch these dirty-ass police. Nick, you're police.

Let me tell you something, though. You're lucky it was me because the rest of them niggas will to beat your ass. I'm going to let you go home. I see a picture your little ugly-ass son on the dashboard. Get your motherfucking ass out this neighborhood before you catch one, nigga. Your motherfucking ass out of this neighborhood. Hey, what the police take?

Get your motherfucking ass. outside this neighborhood. Hey, look, let me taste. Oh, this park, go ahead. God. This park have a nigga that can't fuck with 12 even when they joke. I can't, I would have added something,

but like, it did a niggins see their money. What you say? I just got some real shit to think about real quick, man. This is being black in America. I've been pulled since September of last year. I've been pulled over nine times. Ask me how many tickets I've received.

How many? Zero tickets. Whoa. You're just driving wrong. I'm just driving wrong. Like, I've never been violated. What are you doing this making the police? My nigger, one dude told me, one dude told me I was doing 74 in the 70, and I said,

that's, all right, anyway, I wasn't because I was doing 702. I had my cruise control. He said, whatever, got my shit, ran my shit, gave it back to. Right, took off. In Pennsylvania, there's a law that you have to be. So say if there's 60 feet in between you and the car, well, 60 feet, you got to be fucking, I don't even know the law. It's a law. Yeah, it's like a law of how many car links you have to be behind another car.

So if you're going 60 miles an hour, you've got to be 10 car links per 10 miles an hour. Man. Like, that's what you pulled me over for. Another time, they pulled me and Ronnie Jordan over to see if we were sleepy on my mama. Niggins said, y'all was driving like y'all was sleepy, so we just wanted to take you out.

All these times, I've been pulled out of the car. That's crazy, bro. I got pulled over another time for not going fast enough to pass a truck. I was going in a... Yeah, but my nigga, like, he didn't give me enough time too past the truck. I'm never running enough.

I have not gotten pulled over in at least a year because I have not had a car in at least a year. That's the only way as a black person to not get pulled over it's not have a car. No, he'd be like, they didn't even got the opportunity to pull me over. What's up? I'll tell you the worst shit in the world of

is when you're with a nigga and they get pulled up. Oh, man. Hey, can I see your ad dude too? Nigger, I ain't driving. Shit, listen. I ain't did a motherfucking thing. I don't have no ID, sir. I'm gonna tell you, hey, Loz.

I'm gonna tell you what you don't know what the niggas don't be thinking about when you with a girl or with your girl and she got drugs on it and she see the police she is throwing that shit on you immediately.

What the fuck? You got to play sleep when you're not a driver, you got to play sleep and listen. Hold up, wait, wait, wait, hold up. This nigga said

the bitch gonna throw the dope on me. You crazy, it's a motherfucker. The bitch gonna throw the dope on you. It's gonna happen, Lose, if it ain't happened already. Nigger, one time, one time my baby mama left a fucking ounce in the,

glove up what stop she doesn't see that's like leaving you up with a nigger who leave an ounce that who smoke that leave an ounce somewhere boy that's like that's a set up if you smoke nigger you always got your ounce in mind like hold on where the fuck is my house of me that whole zip lock back that chubby when you had to hold it like a newborn I'm like bitch you can't even you were fin to get a felony before I had a baby we got pulled up I told the police my girl had me care they were like a couple years ago What? Why did that matter?

Wasn't no cud. They were going to take out of jail. I was trying to figure out anything to say. Anything, nigg. I was like, you've been taking a nigga who baby jet pepper. Man, look, man, real tall. Look. I'm going to do a lot.

My girl had to me carry. And I'm really cool. But that nigg was like, I feel you. You can have this. You're stupid, man. Man, you're some bullshit, man. You got a little fucking-a-ass up. Oh.

My baby dance. It's very lightly that cop. Hey, that shit crazy. Hey, this podcast is for the women who faked a pregnancy for the whole time of the pregnancy. You don't even tell a nigga to the next year. This podcast is for the bitches that flip the pad over because you're nasty. What the fuck? You nasty, bitch.

Y'all don't know about nasty women? I ain't never heard. She flipped that pad over. What a bitch is out here that doing sleepovers at the home girl house and flipping the pad over? Man, look here. How about this, though? What the fuck? Listen, Holden, you never mess with an alligator who slipped the paddy.

Okay, Holden, you never mess with an alligator. I often say that, uh, this is the podcast for the niggas dead and freestyle. Y'all. Used to be rapping, but in the streets now. Yeah. If you a good, dope dealer don't rap. Yo. And if you suck selling drug, nigga, don't trap.

Hey. I do it real legal, never ill legal. Yes. And I fuck with ballers and I know ill people. Y'all. Yeah, we keep it moving. Ain't no steel people. Y'all.

From the east side are real people. Y'all. Shout out, nigga, low, Mississippi. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he be shot in our bitch's titty. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When it comes up at the off the top, he the bed. Yeah. Let me have some, because this is the 85 South show. Shut up. You hollered at your girl and got the mouth.

No. Shut up. Fuckin in your house, bro. Bro, y'all. Y'all. On your mind like an Afro. Cause I walked in pimping, looking to the side. Y'all, y'all.

Hally at your hoe. Now she want to ride. Ya, y'all. Gave it a dick. Yeah, yeah. She gave me everything that she wanted, and she said, thank you. Hello.

Hey, it's a little fly, hey. Everybody know what's happening. Everybody call me trapping. Hey. I'll be snapping. Hey. Yeah. Bitch on my dear.

Yeah. She wanna twist, hey, hey, I give her a twist. Yeah, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! U's your shoulders. Got rap like bowers.

Rap like the new niggas. Yeah, yeah! Like the niggas. Oh, yeah. Fucking their rucking their fucking the buss in the bitch and you're busts in your girl face. Obama, Obama! Obama!

I spread the macein and never getting the girl face. They're never in the titty. Oh, I'm ripping and bipping. I'm on an important. I'm on a port and I'm bitching like Jordan, you bitches like pemin. Hold up. Come in a bitch in a bucket.

Wonder a bitch who you fucking with. You did! That's the sound. When you're killing niggas. I don't listen now. I ain't feel a nigger. Yeah. Who on your phone fa?

Shit, nobody by myself. Hey. What you be thinking about when you be smoking, nigger really not my health? All I get doing getting bloke. All I be smoking there are swissers. Fuck around with a lot of east side. Not a whole lot of New York niggas.

I never ever get discriminates. Say what? Nigger in the street in plenty hate. Yeah. Nigger really got a lot of bitch. in a mouth like a lima day. Okay. What the show one next nigga,

MTV, nigga on the flex, nigga. I ain't never been on TV one, but a nigga finna get a check, nigga. Hey, how'd you get a check quick fat? Yeah. I don't really know I get it slow. How you really ride with the bitch? I don't really know I like to call bitches' hole,

but I really don't call bitch and ho. Try to call all the lady with me. Try to call all the lady with my phone number, can't give it our friends. Hey. Had to let them, bitch, know it's selective. Had to let you know I'm clapped. I mean, had to let them know I neglect it.

So then the guys will see me naked. Hey-ho, want to get down, want to see me with my shirt all right now. And then right now, it's more like five pounds, and I really represent that eight times. Hey, don't want somebody. Don't believe me. Go on, trip in there one. Wow, wow. Everybody know what's heading.

Hey, I'm tripping myself. Right now. Hey, on flipping myself. Hey, on wigging myself. We're tripping, man. Everybody around me, hey, we'll flip somebody yo. We didn't really give a fuck. Hey, everybody knows we suck.

Hey, catch us all in the club. Hey, everybody knows we thought. Yeah, hey, and we're from the west side. Yeah, we're the best side. You want to get down with it, let's ride. Everybody know what's hanging with it. Oh, oh, go, God, hold on. We're gonna kick it off.

It's gonna be a hell of a night. Which one I want. Shit, I'm hollad the bitch in the group that don't nobody ride. That right, ooh. Yeah, she my type. I like them weird. Fuck it like that DC, show these hoes what it is.

Oh, man, what do? You gotta fucking like a monkey. You gotta fucking like a monkey. Ah. Jump up on the table, DC, eh, hey, fucking like a monkey. Hey, fucking like a monkey. You gotta fucking like a monkey. You gotta fucking like a monkey.

Oh man, let me say something. Oh man, what's next? D.C. looked like an aunt having sex. Ain't nobody said nothing to this Lex. Oh, I'm riding the Lex. I'm riding in the Lex. I'm riding in the Lack. I'm riding the Chevy.

It's heavy. Like Tiger Woods on 11. The nigga just drunk. Nah, they ain't gonna lie. Whoever got the Perkins set for Tiger Woods. Hey, I need three and thine cause from his face, they look real good. Hey.

Now hang on flets, the 85 South Shore. Everybody know we'll take your hole hit it in the mouth, though. With I dick! Domestic violence! What I did? Hey! Without dick! Hey!

Without dick! Hey! Without dick! Without dick! This song is really aggressive. What? Without dick. I just came back.

This song is really aggressive. I'm posted it in the hood. That right? I just made a jug. So some pills of Tiger Wood. He pulled up in the neighborhood. He said, loz-naker was good. I said,

Oh, long, I got some kill. He said, I don't want none. I want some pills, so I went into my cabinet and empty like three bottles. Like, this may cause drowsiness, so be careful when you hit the throttle. Yeah. If this is your girlfriend, I advise you not to kiss her.

Come on, why? Because she been drinking more liquor than my nigga dick for you. Hey! Hey! And you're drinking more liquor, very wild. The type of bitch gotta suck your dick for a wood tip black in my head.

What I said? I said, that's a type of girl that get very wild, who a sucky dick and be acting wild for woodtip and black and mild. Dead fish got a D-U-Y because he's scared of Matt Barnes. Every time you see a light-skinned nigga, he's like, ah! D-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. This is the 85-s South show.

Ain't going to lie, that girl pussy is fat. Who Derek Fisher go with right now. What is her name? My bad. Goriata, whatever, her name. Woo, that coochie fat. How you see the picture that coochie fat? You didn't see the picture that coochie fat.

You see that coochie fat, that's what you think. Her sister said that her pussy stank, she wanted to win the wind of the fuck. So everybody that pussy stank. You think I'm lying for them lying. You think I'm lying for my protection. This bitch said that her pussy itching that stink and she keep getting yeast and fakes. If that pussy's stank, now, that do sound kind of bad because I don't think it's stink. That nigga, Matt Bondro three hours,

whooped that bitch's ass. That gotta be some good cooch. That got to be that hood coochers. That guy to be that, ah! That's not the one that I'm talking about with the stanker coocher who'd be getting the penis. I'm talking about her sister who got like three kids by Gil Bull arenas.

They got on Instagram. You're cussing each other out like they don't give her damn. I'd be like somebody, you stop this shit. Think about the kids, nigga, god damn. If that pook is stink, I don't know her. That's the bitch to flip the pad over. Fuck around that pussy stank And I get a go on the range rover

And I get the rain shit sat in it Fucked around I had to rock it I said no bitch Yo pussy smell like a catfish hot pocket Now we can't keep talking about the pussy stank And ain't nobody gonna say what's coming next Come on You about to get some pussy my nigga real shit

Better do you a ball check You don't want to solve with them musty nuts Because them whole talk about you in the group chat Like yeah that nigga eat pussy and they're good But I ain't never let them coming back To my house Now I'm the nigger who's take a shower before I put my dick out

so you can smell fresh like a fucking flower. She'll suck on my shit for like an hour. She'll be like, it's just something loaves. Where the hell did you get this to me? What kind of soap you use? What kind of dad you want? Because I swear to God, you got to sweep me. Hey!

Ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. I don't give a damn cut. I'm that guy. I check my balls and I know that they musty. I say, uh-uh, I don't want no head. I just want you to fuck me. Hey

With the mustard ball Hit it with the mustard balls Hit it with the mustard balls Head on with the mustard balls Hit it with the mustard balls Hey, what's that smear? In the car sitting in traffic on 285 My nuts is hot because they was on the seat

You know this shit been a long-ass drive You ain't want to fuck You don't grab my nuts Because you already know that they was hot as fuck Hey, today, I'm sorry, baby. I'm gonna hit you with these mustin' nuts. I'm the type of nigga, 10 bucks. Look at a bit, won't never spend.

Pullin' up me a tonne, everything written on. I don't never rent. Hey. Had money on me long time ago, blew it all. I ain't get it back. I don't give a fuck pulled up on a like broke, drove off Cadillac. Nica said, what that dude dude fat?

That God favor. How you're round, nigga? God Flake. How you got it? I'm be God neighbor. I be so high. I be God favor. I mean, I don't know what the business is.

He'd be like, go and talk to my kids. I'd be like the kid want a lot of bread. I ain't got none. Get a lot of head. And a nigga never need a whole check. I don't even need a whole bread. All I really need is little nipple. Then I get with the sham pipple.

What the nigger, red fire drinking gin. Yeah. Drinking shan. Drinking him. Yeah. Got to drink it out. Smoker poke. Waking up and fuck something drink again.

What a bit is it. Wait a minute. Do it is no reason. Everybody know I suck old pussy like I'm teasing. Hey, I don't even know why I'm cheating She said she don't want to fuck I took a dick pill for no reason Now I'm hard on the way home

Hey, my dick hard on the way home Hey, my dick hard on the way home My dick hard on the way oh I don't like the song anymore That's such a real story. It's too weird. That is too much. Where?

Get me that ass and you know that I'm going to tag you. It's so hard. Why because of gas station by Agra, a rhino, a tagger pill. What's that one with the fire on it? I'm the dude who be like, let me get 10-0.5 and give me that. me that rhino homie by this host there across the town they're selling these fields at the gas station every time you take one you'll end up just masturbating it seems like when you take the shit that hair you dick really hard she'd be like i swear a god i'll make it up next time but i'm going through something

it hard oh girl already wow wow so 85 shop so this is a podcast for niggas for niggas who don't know how to spell the word, communicate. Man. Or physician. God didn't know that. Yeah, man. Or physician. Or physician.

Or scissors. Oh, man. I bet a nigga don't know how to spare scissors right now. Real talk. Cors? Yo, scissors. I can spell it, Nick. Spend it.

Hey, you're talking about. Spell it, Nick. S-C-I. Come on. S-S-O-R-S. Oh, get him a hundred dollars. Wow. Nigger like me, I would have put it.

I Z, Z, E, uh, scissors. Hey, but he gave it some thought now. I said, I couldn't, because you know what, the Z's want to, you want to say the Z. You got to say the Cizzer. If you would have said Z, I would have lost my mind. I know you would have lost my motherfucking mind. Hey, bro, you, I swear a word like that,

niggins can't spell. Like, do you know how many words we have? Nigger. You know how many words worse we got? How many? Nigger, you tell me, Mr. I don't know how to spell scissors? This shit didn't turn to us.

Nick, we got worse, worse, worse, worse, worse. Hey, but you know what the most fucked up word is. Hold on, hold on, you just said, seven words that were all the same words. Niggas. Same again. You got worse like W-E-R-S-T? No, that's not a word.

W-E-R-S-T? No, I meant W-U-R-S-T. Oh, worse like Brow-W. And then you got, that ain't no goddamn word. Like the end of Brow-W-W-E-W-E-W. It's like six worse, man. No, but you, what you mean? Like W-O-R-S-E?

It's like W-O-R-S-E, W-U-R-T, and it's another one. That's two, that's-E. No, it's another one like W-R-S-T-E. You said there's a whole bunch of different worses. It is. He said it was like, worse, worse, worse, worse, worse. You're saying the same word over and over again, my nigga. And worse.

All right, why did? It's worse, worse, worse. You ain't said nothing different. You all talk about synonyms? First of all. Worse that sound the same person's spelled. Hey, niggas, niggas thought synonyms was some new M-N-N-N-M-N-Ns. Well, they got them new synonyms.

Y'all stop. We're doing phonics on the 85 South show today. The next show needs to be dedicated to the government school. But the most fucked up word in the history of social media is won't and want. Oh, yeah. I see a nigga you want all the time, but I won't that. It's W-O-N-T. I said, you don't really want that.

But then a nigger won't he do it because they said won't he doing it, A-N-T. I'd be like, y'all, nigg is right up in there, though. There and there is stupid. You can kind of like, all right, I knew what you were talking about. Nah, niggas know what no and no is. Bigger better than I put N-O when they're talking about they know. Because a n-o-n-w-w-n-W. This word not even hard to spell, but everybody fuck this shit up.

It ain't a nigger alive and know how to spell Angel. Why not? Niggas keep spelling angle. I don't know why. It's a girl named Angel got angle on her neck. A tattoo is saying angle, right? They say angle, but we laugh. She's been walking like this the whole high school.

Like, nah, bitch, it's over it. You got angle. Let me tell you the hardest word to spell. for niggas rendezvous. Oh. Niggins. What niggins would ever be spelling Rundee? Because if you got a classy

little bitch, you might have texted the rendezvous at the text. Now, what this song is, I'm about the secret rendezvous. Hey, come on. Secret rendezvous. Hey, if it wasn't for lethal weapon, I wouldn't know how to spell beautiful.

B-E-A-U-T-F, like I say that every time I write beautiful. Yeah. B-E-A-U. You know what? You don't have to know how to spell no more anyway

because your phone. No, sometimes my... When do you spell without your phone? My tech nine don't be working, man. I mean, you know, you're putting some shit in his motherfucker be like, uh-uh, try again. Try it. You're like, come on, man, I need you.

Give me some suggestions, you motherfuckers. You're stupid. I think, yo, if you use enough slang as you text, your phone, get done with you. I think black youngsters said the shit the best. I don't text because I can't spell everything I want to say. What is he say?

And he said, I don't text because I can't spell everything I want to say. That's the best shit I've ever heard. Yeah, he did get arrested for that shooting, man. But I don't either. I was like, fuck that, hey. And he out, though. He out.

Bet me. Don't put, let's not put a nigga back in there. Yeah, let's not. Yeah, a lot of people watching. Speaking of which, didn't we say Kodak Black got released? Shout out to Kodak, Black, getting a black man out of jail. Hey, Kodak Black is a testimony. Yeah.

Talk to him. Because everything doesn't happen to him to try to stop him. Even if he was what happened to him. Right. He is a testimony, nigga, that you can't stop God. Mm-hmm. You can't even stop God about you. Right.

Oh, man. And much as he was fucking up. Yeah. He can't even stop himself. He can't even fuck himself up. Yeah, like, you don't went to jail three times. And for long, like, he don't just be in and be out. He didn't be in that bitch.

He do a stretch. But yeah, okay, come on now. Yeah, he doesn't learn. Yeah. But it ain't the judge. You'll be the Lord talking to the judge. Get him out. Right.

Because it'd be from out of nowhere when he get out. Yeah. That's just me. Hey, listen, if y'all know Kodak black man out there, somebody, get him an OG, man, because the nigga just gets, he's going to keep a gun on him. Like, when you raise a certain way, you keep a gun on him. He'd be snapping, though. He needs to have people that's going to keep the gun on them around him.

Somebody listen to that, he'll keep going back to jail. All they got to do is shirts him every time, like, just keep the gun off him. Right. That one, I don't even talk about this shit. Can they be winged? Yeah. They ain't waiting on me, though. Ain't nobody waiting on a nigga to pull up walking, though.

With no piss. I don't keep no pistol, bro. I'm going to tell you what. He's going to have to use it. I mean, yeah, I might, but I might not. But then, again, first of all, having it, it's just, what I'm protecting. I ain't got nothing you want like that.

You know what I'm saying? And then, I mean, like, really, I don't have nothing that you need, nigga. You know what I got, you know what I got this? You know what I'm saying? And a pack of post, I'll give you to. I ain't got nothing you. I give you to, bro, you know what I mean?

I give you to, bro, you know what I mean? I got some money. Hey, I know you want. But if you want to shoot me and save me from having to wake up tomorrow with this little man, go ahead. I ain't scared. I've been prayed up. What's up?

Oh, you ready to shoot me back all here? But you know what? That's the how I did. You know what I'm saying? I ain't scared of it. A lot of the thing I know got that piss, but they won't go to the Kroger without the Kroger. I was like, but who's going to shoot you by the produce?

Like you over there getting grapes. And he ain't even about a skate scrub. You know, nobody in Kroger looking for you like that. Well, we're talking about you making them honest on a good week. You know what I mean? Like on a good week. Ain't nobody sitting outside of how they'd be like,

who did a dudeie? Yeah. This nigga be following me sent QT, bro. Oh, my buddy. Get your ass in the neighborhood. You know what I'm saying? Get in the cul-de-hack. In the corner of the neighborhood.

Get in the cul-de-sack. Yeah. Shout out to all the low-level drug dealers out there. Yeah, man. Why, they didn't even for me. Why didn't you get me behind me to the QT, bro? I'm like, damn, man. She's right up the street, man.

You ain't nobody following you. We're out here with it, man. Oh, my God. That's how we get down on the 85-south show, man. Yeah, man, man, who the fuck that is, man? Who do the fuck that is? Follow me. See my teeth.

Nicar, they live over here. Man, that nigga retarded, man. Oh, shit. Hey, look, before I forget, man, let me get y'all niggas y'all shirts and shit, man. Y'all got a, man. Catch, nigger. What we're doing?

You know, fat, you already got one in it. Yeah, I do, but I'm saying, though. You know what I mean? Like, I know, but they get him. one now I'm saying I ain't bringing enough in but I got it in the car can you read no that bitch say starving starving man you feel me that's the movement I got to check me out starving gear on Instagram and Tyler chronicles.com for the pot for the payout but with yeah that's what that's you would have never if you I would you know how niggies is

man I'm over here like and nigg and nigg said what a ving if you made a star noise and said bing shh viz ha ha ha ha I didn't make a noise of a star. You need to get that nigger Ving Rames in one of them. That's true. You need Ving Rames in a starving shirt because that's Ving. Send all donations to the $85. Wait, what's going on?

Send all monetary contributions to the $85. Yeah, for sure. Hey, look, if somebody buy this and say they got, look, 85 South is the code. I take $5.00. This star is what I was doing. I was like, $15 at the buyer. If you want to just give it,

I was just saying, just. Give us some money. Just give a niggas money, man. Just give us some money. If you're out there, you listen to the show. Everybody watch game $5. This starving shirt will bring in $15 at the buyer. At the buyer.

Five of which are going to the 85 South Show. Send all money to the 85 South Show education department. Oh, yeah, we need it for the education. The nix says, sving. What the fuck is wrong with you? These nicks is sving. Starving, that's the movement, man. If we got any plugs that can get any one of us on swamp people.

we fucking with it. Oh, that would be hilarious. Believe that. That would be hilarious. You'll go out there with them. Fuck you mean. Hell ya, y'all. With RJ and Jay Paul, though.

You gotta go with RJ and Jay Paul. No, you know what though? Troy Landry. I fuck with Chuck. I can't believe y'all niggas. I'm gonna keep it real with you though. You know who the most gang-sson-knit- Named.

Willie Edwilly. Lil Willie. Slim Willie. Dolo. And Willie be getting the biggest ones. No. Will it be going on. Let me tell you something.

But Langer kinda know the swamp. Let me tell you kind of the swamp. That better you like them niggas ain't looking at this no more we got loyalty bro I know y'all do but they don't on their Instagram they got they listening watch I promise you on everything you gonna see how many niggas be like I can't believe I have been missing this show but this shit lit I can't oh no no no the show is lit I'm just trying to say first season they came out they had a week they didn't spend an hour and a half they had a what they had listen go they're going to watch one people I know they went to

the meeting Greek yeah they had one they had one in stone crib mall RJ and Jay Paul was out there oh you're a real fan that bit bro I went out there I was going to get the shirt, but it was like, $15. I got to wait on that way. Hey, you didn't hit you. At the buyer. The check ain't hit yet. At the buyer.

What they made the quarter of his head? You got a quarter-in-skills, a quarter-sized kill spot on the back of the gator's head. Ah, it seems like that motherfucker. Hey, hey, what the name is, the, the History Channel, 52. That where they come on. History. I want to check at the buyer. You can hire fat man for $150 at the buyer.

Hey, I'll be your boss for $1.50 a show. Now, after the first season, the ticket gonna go up. I was trying to stack up. You get your foot in the door. Yeah, I'm trying to try to give me an apartment. You feel me? The apartment. I don't need about apartment.

One bedroom. One bedroom. Hey, wait a time I give you an apartment. I'll be telling those. Come on over to my one bedroom. Hey, come over there down at the buyer. One bedroom. It'll bring you $100.50 dollars at the body.

Where at fat? That's my one bedroom. This bitch is going to go. They got to see what that's at. They're going to fuck with it, bro. They don't get a fuck, they ain't fucking. They go see what that's at. Where's the bedroom?

Where's your bedroom? Where's the bedroom? The one bedroom. Hey, I got a one-bedroom. The bidsons go fuck with that right there. Well, too, brus. That's all they need is one-bedroom. These bidsons ain't got no bedroom.

They don't, brother. That's the thing. Come on, that shit, going to bring your $150 at the box. How much that pussy going to bring at the bike? It's going to bring it $150 at the bag. This particular pussy will bring in $150 at the box. This particular pussy. Hold up, bro.

We got to do it. Don't say shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, fat. How much the podcast is going to bring at Dubai? This 85 South Show podcast are going to bring in $250 at the buyer. The dig a face with me. That's hilarious, bro.

No, I'm telling you. At the buyer. I don't think of about him, man. That's where that's where I putt him, man. That's where a puttip. Kill spot. Hey, man, before we need to say anything before we get the fuck out of here? Man, hey, man, shout out to Loaf and Fly in the 85 South Show, man.

You come at the bar, you know what I'm talking about for real, man, you know what I'm saying? Shout out to Chico, shout out to Clayton. Shout to everybody that's on the scene that ain't in the room right now. Shout out to the producer, you know what I'm talking about in the goddamn, got-down. You know what I mean? Shout out to the east of the evening. Shout out to y'all boy. Right, right.

My name, Fat Man Diz. Follow me on got-nail. On God now Instagram. Nigger, tell him about that one-bedroom. Hey, in my one-bedroom. Follow me at Fat-M-A-T-M-A-N, D-E-E-Z-Y. For the niggas that can't spell. Both of them talking about it.

And for the ladies, one-bedroom. You might need to change your Instagram in one-bedroom for one-night. I'll change it to the one-bedroom. On Friday, when this come out, you need to change it. change your shit to say let's that's happening oh hey man this nigga if we got a real nice artist it's some chicks who are going to be watching this shit

who will let you come and lay up in our wish I like that nigger yeah so you're going to get you to the person now all there but I'm saying what I need for you to do in the one bedroom and you can't spend the night

if it's only going to bring in $150 at the back it got to bring in at least $275 at the bike You know what I'm trying to get the fucking dead man Tell it, man, what you want to tell? Oh, my mama. Oh shit, okay, so check this out.

If y'all fucking with Wii TV, I'm gonna be on there in July, July 6th to be exact, you feel me? 10 o'clock, I'm gonna be on Bossip on Wii TV is gonna be like the TMZ show, but it's gonna be black, you know what I'm saying? Bossop has got picked up on Wii TV. You feel me, we out here. Oh yeah, we gonna let you know. You're going to let you know. We're going to have y'all on the motherfucker. Man, that shit is amazing,

I already got it. I remember when we went to the building and we was on the recording on the camera, they were putting them on, on Instagram. Right. And now we're moving on up and got that shit on TV. You did. That's right, man. I already got an episode.

I already got a sketch with y'all boys written in the shit. We're going to just fake shit like there. They got us doing everything, man. Let them know again when it's coming up. Yeah, Bostom TV is going to come on right after the Braxton's joint and the growing up hip hop. We're coming on right after that, July 6th, 10th. July 6th.

Yeah, and make sure you continue to support. Native 5'Aps show. We got a nice little summer run, about five or six shows. Oh, yeah. We're going in. West Palm coming up next. I'm going to be down there. Please.

I'm going to Palm Beach Improv. I'm going to put that Nick. Oh, we'll just put this part out. Oh, I'm about to say, damn, we're going to Palm Beach. Oh, well, what, hold on. Let me do the shit again. Look, by the time. this shit come out, you should be able to have

your West, let me do this shit all over. Hey, make sure you continue to support the 85 South show. We got a nice little summer tour ground coming. We will be at the fucking West Palm Beach Improv. By the time you hear this shit, you got about three days to get your shit together.

Hey, so make sure you continue to support that. We got the Phoenix. We got the Phoenix show coming out too. So make sure you stay in loop of what's going on 85 South Show. I feel like I just went to the I feel good now. This is a funny-ass show.

Yeah, man. I ain't, like, a nigga ain't made me laugh like that in the middle. A long time, bro. I feel good. I feel good when I can watch somebody else being an asshole. And I've been an asshole for too much.

I'm like, oh, I can relax. Hey, you know what's crazy? You being an asshole only going to bring about, hey. A one bed drew. A one bed drew. I should have got it. I should have got it.

I fucked it off. I fucked it up. Because little being an asshole is actually helping me to bring in $275 at the buyer. Because listen, man. Hey, niggas who watch Swamp people

is going to be fucking with this. Y'all going to be fucking with this. They got to. Bro. On some real shit. Let's tell them right now. If you fuck with us, watch a few episodes of Swamp people

and get in the coming. Watch swamp people, man. First of all, get a blunt. If you ain't no outdoor adventurous-ass nigger, don't watch that shit. If you like being outdoors and playing in the dirt again, that's up. We like that shit.

We grew up without toys. You feel what I'm saying? White Swamp people. That shit is funny. Straight like that. And it's they weigh in life, bro. Straight like that. That's life.

Offsets. Shut up, Dizzy. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. I was just, I would boozee. I was trying to get $150. I'm feeling, y'all. Hey, you got to go to the drive in to do that shit.

Hey, didn't do that. That shit will be hilarious. That shit is hilarious. Oh, let me say my other shit. Go ahead. Instagram shit, Tyler Chronicles, because I ain't have enough followers to do some shit. So fuck with me.

Y'all get on your followership. Follow this thing. You need to get my shit up. Appreciate y'all. We are. One bed room. What if you get a loft, though? It's going to have one bed room.

I section it off. Yeah. Just to make sure that there is a one. We're out here, man. This has been the 85 South show. This still is the 85 South show. This will continue to be the 85 South show. Vote at the number one podcast in Ghetto America.

Tabernet. We live all the way from African America. New Africa. Tell the motherland that a nigga coming back for. 85. 85. 80 Hi, pipe, hey

We out Tyler, you and Fat Man do some Oh wait, look, uh, that They start really giving the fuck how they made it We can get them outside, yeah They make them like cameras I like, but you know the direction I know, yeah, they stopped getting the fuck

Yeah, they stopped like It was better than then, niggas, niggies like, oh, they got the legs They got, they're kidding! Yeah, they're like, Bray out here. What's you doing out here? You're still hunting and Lex?

Bubbly. Really? Still? You still doing that, though? You got a Toyota. You got a bad and booge of Toyota. You got a goddamn 90-stall. Hey, flat that shit.

You got a little hip-pop Toyota, man. Hey, that shit. Oh boy, we've been a hell long at that time. I'm not even going to lie, bro. That shit. That shit. I ain't like hell. That dick is a fool, man.

It's crazy. It's crazy. not thin. Nika, me and my girls are watching. She thinks, man, you watch this? I said, I'm just an outdoor-ass nigger. Like, I like this shit. And now she got it to her.

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