The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Junkies In Baton Rouge W DCYoungFly Chico Bean & Karlous Miller | Ep. 214

Episode Date: December 13, 2019

Junkies challenge DC to a dance battle in Louisiana and the whole squad goes in! Only at the 85 South Show will you see the three funniest young comedians in the game combine to bring the laughs! DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller, and Chico Bean perform a show entirely comprised of improv roasting, freestyling and off the dome comedy! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I'm ready to act of an ass. We didn't Ben Bruce Lewis. In the middle right here. If you guys ready to get the show started, say, hell yeah. I'm going to need y'all to give them that energy. They're going to come out here and put a great show on for y'all. Your first member of the 85 South show.

You've seen him on MTV Wild and out. He is the coldest. Fresh man in comedy. His style is impeccable. He's from Washington, D.C. Bat Rouge makes some noise. We got Chico Bean in the house. Take them phones out.

You gotta film this. The next member of the 85 South show. He is a young star in the making. You've seen him on MTV Wilding Out. You seen them on BH1. You've seen him in the movie I've got the hook up too You seen him in the movie How High Too He's from the west side of Atlanta

And he's gonna be on this stage here tonight Baton Rouge We got D.C. Y'all Fly in the house The third member of the 85 South show We called him the Sensei He needs no introduction, but we're gonna give him one anyway. Where my ladies are! He is the creator of the movement Black men don't cheat.

You've seen him on MTV wilding out. He is the coldest in the game right now. I need all y'all to make some noise. Carlos Miller is in the Builders! Now, Bathe Ruth, if you ready to turn up, if you ready to get the show started, say hell yeah! Back Ruth, make some noise! This is the Everybody's Down Show!

Let go. Let go. Let go. Let's see it. Oh! Let's go see it. Let's go. Let's see it.

Let go. Hey! We in B.R. B. R. B. R. B. R. B. R. B. R.

B R. Come up. B R. B R. C. B R. B R. Say we up in Bair R.

Uh-oh. She can't think you need to hand her tomorrow. What's up? White woman? Yeah. A woman. Ah. We in Bader Rora.

About to make them dance. We in Louisiana, so I wore my dick in pants. I knew it bigger. You know that we the niggas. We did it and be all about to kick it for the people. Yeah what? Don't stop, man. Hey, don't stop.

We in bad rules, get no, don't get shot. Hey. Yeah. These niggas are crazy. As a motherfucker. I said, I said, do the band. I'm down in Biora. Yeah.

My phone, but I'm on my head tomorrow. Hey! She asks if I had 40, she could borrow. I said 40, you can borrow? But guess what? Listen, I'm thirsty. I met a bad bitch. Look, she curbed me.

But it don't matter, uh-uh, because I ain't 30. She gave me the pussy, and I was like, you heard me? Hey, we in Beara. Beara. Beara. Beara. Biaura. Biaura.

We and Biaura Where we are? Biaura Biaura Biaura Biaura Biaura Biaara

Biaura Biaura Yeah she got ready to sit the thighs to ask them what she's from and she said to Southside Southside Oh, oh.

Who from across the track? Look at this shit, man. Y'all got glow sticks? What the fuck? Hold up, hold up, chico. Shout out to all my niggas on top. Yeah. At the top, top, they up top, they all the way up top.

They bought their tickets from a nigger at the barbershop. Hey! You know it's going down. We end up be all right in the town. This is real country. 85 soft show me about to get down oh yeah how you doing we got it you all have a seat have a seat what's on this eye he don't even know how to clap me oh hey chico watch this watch my niggins get down on those trombone hold up hold up you gotta see my nigga on the trombone one time

you got some big tennis people up time had to go to their seats like this We in Louisiana, you better play that trombone, boy. How the hell you know how to play that shit? Boy, that nigga playing that shit makes me want some Popeyes. That nigga playing the shit out of that horn. That nigga the hell out of bitch. Man, nah, maw, nah, maw, nah, maw. Okay, watch this then.

My drummer, you know my drummer, a fool. You got the yellow drums tonight too. Hey man we in Louisiana you better show what you doing. Don't play with them. Y'all just about this. Don't play with them. That's how Cleo got shot. That's how Cleo got shot.

That's how you feel tonight. That's how you feel tonight. Look, we got bushing on stage, Jay Nguyen. Jay Nguyen, how you feeling tonight, bro? Get out, Jay Nguyen, show that shit, Jay Ngu. That's how you beat up the pussy right there, nigga. They just bought this shit too. I got the tag right here, it's a tiger.

For $49, why y' y'all get this ad for $49? Nah, nigger hit 17 jump shots and six flags to get that motherfucker straight. You got this one. All right. One more tab, put it all together before we get up out of that. I need my trump on. I need my guitar. I need my drum.

Drum, give me a fresh-ass outro. Oh, turn up! Can you know they play the band down here? Okay, five, four, three, two, one. back to the 85 self-show. Bad Ruse, what's up, Mike? No, we need more energy in that. We in B.R. What's up, Bad Rood?

Got some real killers in this bitch! Boy, they got to letting them fireworks off early. I ain't know what the fuck was going on. I heard that boom, boom. I'm like, nigga, they're busting that iron, nigga. I peed a little bit. Scared the shit out of me. I ain't never heard no shit like that.

Y'all cups glowing in the dark? What did? That's a special or something? So when you drink it all, what, do the lights go away? Let me see, drink, man, drink. Bro, I'm so high. I thought that was tripping. I was like, these niggins that slipped me a pill.

Hell no. I thought we were in the circus. No, they got all fair shit going. It's the fairgrounds right here. The cups light up. They got stuffed pussy on stage. We are winning. They could have kept this one, though.

Oh, yeah, that's. Yeah, this is a bullshit. This a goddamn gender fluid. The gender fluid dog. Man, you're not about to do my dog. You're not about to do my dog, Billy D. Williams like that. I don't even know what gender fluid mean. I thought that meant niggas who like to wear scarves around their neck and fall and shit.

I ain't know what it was. Just a little scarf or something. You know, a silk scarf, nigga, neck get cold. I didn't know what that was. I thought it was IV. I said, that nigga's sick. He need two gender fluid. They niggins say he came out as gender fluid.

I'm like, man. I thought it was another type of issue. I know, he came out. Well, you know, old people don't know what that mean. Somebody grandma somewhere right now. That girl driving that car with no gender fluid in and she knows she's going to tear that shit up. The old ladies was mad, though, when they throw Billy D. Williams, it was like, What did not Billy they were young?

They're just coming up with shit. What does gender fluid mean? He was, look, this is the thing. The nigga 80-some years old. Two days later, he was like, what? I ain't said that. I didn't know what they were talking about. He do got all-time.

Close enough. Niggas still got waves on the side. He ever talked to a nigga all-time when you can just come up with shit. What you mean? They just keep asking you the same question. And you keep giving them different ass? My dad had all-time.

I don't have five conversations with that nigga. I swear everything he's like what school you go to I'm like shit I go to May what school you go to Harper we got tithies in the building the titty's always in the building we live I don't think you see those we got two gender fluids right yeah Jesus boy your titty so big it looked like you feel your shit up with an air mattress pump man did you see how the big titty women made noise like they was in a sorority. They was like, Elioa.

I hear Face Cricket. I ain't tripping out, ma. You hear what? This nigga on the pill. It was somebody I did to put that up here. They came on stage and was like, you know what? Something's missing. I know what we're missing.

Go get that pussy from backstage. That's the shit you'd be walking around the fair with. Walk up on your girl. She's laughing at another nigger. There's some bullshit right here Then they try to put it on these old ass seven this couch Nicky put to do cocaine off this shit Ain't no telling what the fuck you just snorted off of that

Yeah, boy Ain't gonna lie, there was some dust on that man Right, you're gonna have an extra nose in the morning When you wake up, nigga Look at all these lights is fucking a nigga up Man, tell you got damn cups off before y'all get me Epilepsy right bitch fuck around the head with seizure fucking with y'all like i'm at a techno party these

things ain't going crazy shit we all human ah ah ah ah ah take a sip from your cup take a sip from your cup take a sip from your cup look at the white people turn up turn up take your sip from your cup who's on cocaine drunk who's on cocaine drunk who's on cocaine drunk who's on cocaine drunk who's on cocaine Get drunk. Who's okay? Take a sip from your cup. Take a sip from your cup.

Take a sip from your cup. Take a sip. Do you want to get fucked up? I'll put some drink up in your cup. Then we get drunk. Get drunk. Get drunk drunk. Get drunk.

Sniffing. Strut it. Drunk. Sniff it. Sniff it. Sniff it. Drink. Whoa!

Ha! Ha! You are now on another level. Whoa! Welcome to hell. This shit is great. They got tithins. Stop, bird.

Shit, niggins ain't hit life. Fuck dead. I'm leaving the light on the whole time. This drink was $19. You can suck my dick. Fuck that. I'm taking the light home. You're gonna see me at work tomorrow with the same cup.

Coffee in the bitch, nigger. Them light says on TD. Jake! Shit! I feel like I got to preach. Y'all gonna take them Cubs home and forget about them, leave them on the county. You're gonna wake up your son, drunk at here. Nope, real niggas gonna turn them in the ass trees.

That shit light up. Bro, do we really have this many white fans down here, are they undercover? Hell yeah, boy, they all work at the gas station, too. Look at the white man, he's like, you goddamn right. You look like type of motherfucker that a fight at the LSU game. Come on! Get his ass, what? Go tigers! I don't know white people look at the gas station.

As soon as I walked in the gas station, she was like, hell my fucking. I'm like, bitch, give me 20 on Pump 3, right. You go on the right gas station down here, there'll be some hood niggas in that motherfucker. What's up with you, big? Fuck you time out, nigga.

Niggas out here, love the goddamn. If a nigga do that. Hey, bro, yeah. Hey, Chico. Fitting a betcha, puss ass. Batchel puss ass, nigga, watch your motherfucking mouth. Puts-ass, niggles, oh, bitch-ass, nigga, oh, bitch-ass, nigga. No, I sling that eye, oh, bitch-ass, nigga.

Like, you gotta have a paint press to be a gangster and bad ruder. Oh, bitch-ass, nigga, motherfucker, bitch-ass, Nick. Hey, I'm crazy out here. This shit takes him getting used to. These niggas show you love when you're from out of town that you ain't used to. Nick ran up on me. Carlo, little bitch, I see you. I see you a little bitch

fuck with you you hear me little puss ass I fuck with old pussy and nigga gangsta in here let me tell you something and all these niggins got gold teeth then how you know a nigga a real killer for a nigga got plaquette on gold teeth

like nigga you are hey you know a nigga in Louisiana favorite line I'm gonna leave you to fuck alone because you do not brush your teeth so DC this is their favorite line

I'm about to redo my shit you hear me I get my whole shit redid. Whole new set. Top and bottom, whole new teeth. Think I got gold and just forgot the brush. That's crazy. Bam Roo's the home of some of the most legendary rap too,

dude, this is the only place you can meet a girl and she have an outstanding amount of kids. Outstack? What is an outstanding? Nine. You ain't never been to Louisiana? Nine. You put family.

Like there, how many kids you got a little shawl? What's all with you? I got 13. What the fuck? What? Whoa. Bitch, how old are you? 29. But it makes sense when she explained it.

I got four sense of twins, two triplets. Same. Then my other little baby. A whole seat. I say, man, this bad and bruise. Legendary rap came out of his home of Boosie. Booty bad ass. Them niggas.

Okay, let me ask you this. What? What's the coldest shit you ever heard little Boose is saying a rap? a rap uh nigger that one of my favorite i've been going through some things uh and don't nobody understand me man i won't write candy man i've been going through some things uh hoping my niggins stay the same but they all wage i've been going through some things i've been going through some shit with my niggas and my bitch and these niggas want to snitch i want to get rich but sometimes

i don't believe yada sell a hundred thousand but they burn in my CDs y'gars and bitches please Why don't you give me help? Get your ass on that computer and buy the shit up off the shelf. Because I want to ride candid, man, just like the others. Sometimes I wish I should have took the garage like my brothers. Nickers, they say they love you, but they scared the show. Call you a rat like that and want to steal your hole. I still go.

And these niggas want to rap about you. Y'all know you a soldier, but they still won't bring that savage on you. They get exposed. And these holes, they're holding money by that nigger went so crazy. I ain't know you gonna do the whole song. Man, you know I know all that. I'm trying to think of what whole song I know. Let me see.

Get what? Flowing up a phone, she see me calling up. I whip up in the driveway, she'd have backed up all my stuff. Yo, I'm like, what the boy, can't even talk to her. Yeah. I ain't gonna lie that pussy good and maybe it feels like song ain't up. We're supposed to be in love. Ooh, we're supposed to be in love.

That's Kevin Gate. That's Kevin Gate. That ain't even my favorite one. That's Kevin Gate. Watch this shit, hold up. That's Kevin Gates. You're right. That's too soft.

That's the only shit that I knew the whole words to. We're supposed to be in love? I'm like, ha ha ha. Oh then you ain't hear the verse. Oh, that one right. That nigga pulled up on the bullshit. Woo! Pulled up on it.

Hold up. There's a whole bunch of gangsta songs you can listen to there. Hold on. This is my favorite booster song, and it's on the tip of my toe. I don't know why. I'm bitch, I'm trying to start it. That's it. I swear on everything's help me start it on set it off that's my favorite one

hold up you want to talk shit yes you want to run your mouth did you want some gase of your motherfucking house we'll set this bitch off set this bitch off we're set this bitch y'all yeah and I punish you you ain't my people we're in equal I ain't one of you yeah and I've been talking all the lunch I told my mom fucking outside I don't need cable Now I'm the nipples on the titty I'm a hold a call to hit it

One one Yeah Turn up turn up And yeah we are batting rude You know that we're the niggas You already know we about the clock a lot of fingers You already know that I be getting some cash And if you're talking that shit

Then I'm a bet your pussy ass, nigger That's what you're gonna do? You're promoting violence? Hey, brush, I do the paint brush. That shit was so funny. She ain't even know the word. She over there like, yeah! I'm like, bitch, that ain't the words.

Look at the people up top, they want to have fun so bad. I love this shit. What's up up top? How y'all living? I'm sorry? How to fuck your children? They in the room at your house that you be living in. Man, I'm gonna move down here one day. one day.

For real? Yeah, yeah. When I get old, it's a good place to be old that they don't fuck with the old people too. All right, niggins. Them old niggins today have me scared than a motherfucker being in Baton Rouge.

Every old nigga I say, hey, young girl, make sure you be careful down here now. Be careful. All right, don't do that. Don't do that. You can do something that, but don't do all of it. Just be careful, all right?

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The iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. It's too hot down this, man, it's December. It was 80 degrees a day. I'm like, nigger. When the fuck is Christmas down this motherfucker? This is, I love ban. It's still made in this bitch. Just don't go swimming.

Could that brown water? Oh, they got their root bed down here? Hey, boy, who? Ha! Ha! They ain't got that root bit down here, do they? Yeah, this was a nice. your head out the water.

This one of them days make you apologize till your baby mama and move back home. Look, niggas can't... That niggas said, nope, you must hate your baby mama, nigger. That nigga said you got it on the head right there. So who that is with you right now? That's your girlfriend. That's your girlfriend. Fuck that bitch.

That's too rough. It got to be rough. That's my wife. Like, why? Alright, let's just do it like this. Fellas make some noise if you can't stay in your baby mama. Alright, watch this. A nigga love.

make some noise if you can't stand your baby daddy see what see it's your fault you know how you could avoid that gave me the pussy I would have pulled out y'all hate y'all baby daddy that fucked up man what's your baby daddy do to you be happy you know baby mama don't like the baby over there happy that got me fucked up I'm about to I'm about to turn up naked call with some dumb shit hey your baby don't know how to tie shoe but you seen I had time to be get dinner and shit the fucking time you need to be over here

be a father your son need to know how to tie his shoes my bitch he is six months what the fuck we got shoe strings for bro the baby mama argument

be petty as hell nigga be having a whole argument about some dumb ass shit what niggas just be mad at the baby mama on some bullshit

what the fuck you got them sandals on my son but that's a little boy that's a little boy he don't wear no goddamn sandal that's a little Girl-ass shit!

You got my son out with these motherfucking toes out. Then she becomes as a motherfucker. Well, when you start buying shoes around here, then you can make some decisions about what your son wear on his feet. But as long as I'm buying the motherfucking shoes, he's going to wear what the fuck I want him to wear. Nigel be like, where you-looking the bitch is that is no, period, nigga. Y'all are like shit.

Look out of the damn piece here. He's scraited him something. I got to give a shout-out to the real niggas that have taken a nigga over his baby. Mama house to pick the kids. Some of time anyway, niggins let your toe please. Nick, that had to drop ya. He'll be waiting on you while you pick your kids up.

He'd know you are. He just put the car in park and wait. That's a real friend. Oh, yeah. Fuck that. I got my shit in Nutri. I had to hit that drive, boy. It then jumped off.

Why you don't like your baby mama? What's what she do to make you don't like it? He got feet up. She a hole? You ain't know that before you. Damn. What happened, bro? Hold on.

This, like, nigga, Marr. Right, exactly, bro. All right, hold on. Time out. Yeah, give him the mic. Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 85 South Show, baby, daddy, baby mama drama episode.

We're here in Baton Rouge Live. What's your name, sir? Cuzzle. His name is Cuzzle. Already, it's off to a great start. Ladies, first off, you out here fucking nigga name Cuzzle. Cuzzo. Cuzz.

We're in B.R. might be on his birth certificate. need to explain. All right. Hey Chico, what if that's his real first name is shortfoot, the Cuzzle. Ah. Cuzzo, so you seem to have some problems with your baby mama. Why is it that you think that your baby mom is a whore? Ah, because she fucked about six niggas while we were together? Yeah. Yeah.

About six niggas while they were together. So it really was like four, but she only gave two of them. So you got to count those two? No, nigger. If he caught a fucking six niggas, that means she fucked about 20. You ain't even count them two? Damn. Nigger, how did you manage to get caught?

The pussy must have been amazing. He can't say that, his wife over there. A lot of weed and bad. A lot of weed. How you catch her six times? Good question, D.C. Bitch, this the fourth time. Bitch, this the fifth time.

Bitch, this the sixth time. That's the sixth time. I can't do it. I ain't walk off when he leave her flop. What in the world? That nigga had on the same outfit too. That nigga said she fucked about six niggas. You know his home boys were sitting there talking about that shit when he left that night, boy.

Did nobody leave? Everybody waited on that nigga to leave. Alright, bro, cuzo, you straight. You straight, are you with me in Drake? You good? You're gonna be able to make a hole. Hit me when you get to the crib, my name. You'll lose.

Six times. Alright, bro. All right, bro. Take it easy. Six times, Cough. Hey, stop, stop, stop. Stop, bro. Sit time.

Hey, bro. He ain't. See, he leave yet. Cah. Yeah, he's gone. He gone. Hey, boy. Let me taste this nigga six times.

Hey, you don't do that, bro. Bro, quit, bro. You know that niggie gray crowd on the way home. He got to listen to some R&B music all the way home. You ain't shit, bro. I wonder if he, I wonder if he know if the babies is here, six niggas. Six niggas. Six niggas.

Six tins. He caught us. See, that's why you don't go through a bitch phone, bro. That nigger ain't had to see all that, bro. You heard what he said about the video he saw? His nigger caught a six time. Six different times, six picks, six different niggas, that's like six different dicks. Hey, bro, you're a strong-ass nigger, bro.

How you're going to bounce back from now? The first nigger, it was the first of the month. She met him at the corner store purchasing a plug. In the second, nigger. Was like, damn, do you got a man? She was like nance. Guess what? The third one gonna hurt, nigger, she made him in chair.

Hold up. Hey, ain't not a fourth nigger. She said he met her at work. He brought a lunch and put some money in her purse. Damn. The fifth one's gonna hurt after, nigger. She funded pastor. Damn.

Hey, D.C., my partner just called and said he'd know the six. She said it wasn't serious, just on some truck shit. Nigel, the six is a big reason. Nigel, she fucked a dick, ah. Fuck the whole church. Whole church. Because she was born. Hallelujah.

hit your baby and mama and none it was like in the name of the Lord damn bro you're a strong bro get what we gotta give it up for niggas like him who's grown who didn't do nothing crazy cause a bitch what six time hey that bitch might not make no sense your new girl record is to play it back doing an argument like how you gonna be mad at me at least I didn't fuck the past the end of D-N-G. Look, she glared. She gonna be like, nigger, I'm the best bitch you ever had.

She gonna use that shit as leverage. I only fuck two niggas. Go get a beverage. Hey, stop making jokes about his life, because she gonna fuck a nigger and be like, nigga, you'll be all right. I'm gonna be sitting at the stove like, you're my only friend. Don't nobody love me?

Don't nobody love me? But you're a real nigga, I ain't gonna lie, bro. You just hurt me. Hell yeah, I got hurt. For real. You get hurt by sick niggas. Right. I couldn't be your cuck.

Listen. I'd whoop that whole ass at the grocery store and shit, bitch. My neighbor said, your baby mama was getting to it. The seventh niggins she's going to fuck. It's going to be gender fluid. Hey, man, leave them people alone. Better back, that's the end of this song. You're a scorn nigga, bro.

I swear on everything. We got to commend shit like that. Real talk. They're a soldier, bro. Y'all go fuck a nigga head up. Because right, that's the thing. It's a lifetime commitment. Like, it don't stop.

Once you had that baby, you had to deal with this person forever. Forever. And that's why any nigga that got multiple baby mommas. You are an extraordinary gentleman. Because ain't no way I can do what I do with my baby mama more than once. I had a minute lost all my facial head just like the hell on my head. I'd just be walking around bed facing the motherfucker.

The bitch got me stressed up. I'm going to tell you, a nigga with a lot of baby mums is really a counselor. You got to deal with a lot of different personalities and emotion. You got babies, baby mama, and all I'm coming at you with a problem. You are a fuck, you got to listen. Right. And you can't do. The one thing you better not do if you got multiple baby mamas is do more for one than you do for the other.

Fuck around and have a birthday party for your middle child or your youngest and your oldest ain't had one. Oh, so that's what the fuck we're doing now, cakes and shit, nigger. Any nigga ain't here who got up. And the nigga in here who got a bunch of baby mommas will tell you how they are in the list. He was like, my first baby mama, yeah, you know, and then my second baby mom. She's straight. In my third baby mama, that bitch crazy. I think if I had to pick a favorite, me my second.

She's cool. I can talk to her. I can talk to. So you got to have birthday parties, all that one. You got to have, like, one big birthday party. Celebrate all my mom at one. What? Got like six kids, put them all that one.

Everybody had that all the time. You get your own time. You get your third minute. 30 minutes. 30 minute. Even if you do that. Back up. You blew your count out.

Come on, bring the other cake. Come on. Blow. That's a good idea until you start thinking about how petty baby mommas can get. Because they'll be mad

you ain't picked a son's birthday to use as the birthday. Well, why the fuck we got to go with Dayquam birthday and not my son's birthday and at least my son birthday shit in the summertime. Mm-mm.

You got to do it all at the beginning and you got to tell them, look, bitch, it's either this or... Yeah, okay. Some of the bitch is gonna be like, okay, just call me. They ain't gonna throw the party. They're gonna throw that shit in the backyard somewhere, bitch.

Shut up. If there's a rough time a year for anybody, it's that Christmas time, boy. Well, you get the most stressed out because you can't buy shit for people who ain't bought shit for you all year. I wish the fuck I would get stressed out over some Christmas ad bullshit.

What, gift cards, gift cards. That's the best option. There ain't got to be nothing on them to the kid tour. I'm at that age white. I'm at that age where I can show up at 3 o'clock. Come on now, let's eat shit. What's y'all doing? I'm telling you.

I'm like, it didn't work. I'm like, shit. I learned a valuable lesson at Christmas one time. My daughter was like six years old. I bought her this bike that you plug into the TV and you ride it and teach you math and teach you how to read and teach you all this good shit. I went to sleep after we opened the gifts, got up, and walked upstairs.

She was playing with the box. I'm like, I don't wasted my goddamn money. Kids are hilarious, bro. My little girl is a girl. Like, every time she sees you, she'd be like, it's so cute. And I'm a gangster, bro, like, and I gotta be girl to girl, would. I'd be like, you right, it cute. Right.

That, no, nothing bring the softness out you like a little girl. Daddy, could I have to paint your nails? Go ahead, baby. You're doing a good-ass jaw. Look at that. I said, I said painting my little girl nails the other day. For real. Oh, that's so cute.

They purple and yellow. Y'all know what? On this day, exactly. 11 years ago a little boy I saw a little boy on this day exactly 11 years ago I saw a little boy crawl out of a pussy and start calling me daddy right oh happy birthday ashton yeah oh you fuck me up happy birthday yeah happy birthday yeah see that's cool this shit but every fella who got a son to tell you bro it ain't nothing like having the son watching that little nigg can be a little bit a version of you

right just doing the shit because he say I ain't hit dad to do it. I ain't got a little shit. I got a girl. Hey, you got a son. You're so lucky. It's crazy. You ain't never got to worry about nobody fucking your baby.

Nope. But we do. We do. Don't be at the doctor trying to check the Hammond, though. No, I ain't doing that shit. The way the world going out, gender fluid. I don't know. Check the gender fluid, but leave the Hammond alone.

But that's shit, Craig, my girl is a real princess. Like, I have to... I have to treat her as such. Like, she's real feminine, like. I gotta be that with her. Right. I can't be like, go sit down. Like, I gotta tell her like, go sit down.

Just say it like that. Girl, if you don't go sit on her? Oh, ain't not gonna make you yell at her one that first time and she get to crying just cause you yell. You're gonna never yell the same, no more ever. You crazy. I already had no whooped ass. I had to give it to her one good time.

Oh, no stuff. One thing about I'm real big on disrespe. You ain't fin of disrespect. No, sir. Who's talking to? Who you're talking to? Who you're talking to? Turn around.

Look at me. Look at me. I didn't want to do that. The only reason why you did, I did that, because you did that. You understand? Yes. You understand?

Yes. Go on with your mama. Good-ass dad. Oh, play no game. Shit, you better whoop these children in the eye. That's the most disrespect for shit, seeing the child talk back to their parents, bro. That's why we ain't got control.

I don't fuck that. Put Bill making your child. Look at the white people nod and like y'all understand. You know damn well. Time out. You didn't been in time. Did you get your ass whoop growing up? He was like, oh, yeah, it's different down here. Louisville and the white people ain't like the regular white people.

They are not. Come in, come here, boy. Hell wrong with him. Look at this nigga, man. You're getting to get your ass up, boy. You're not in a Catholic church. Get up. Get up.

Don't do that. Don't do that. That motherfucker take a picture of a white man on his knees. They shut this whole shit down. What the fuck? did they do that now? That's how they get their ass with. They get a certain

age. They can get ass with them. Come here McAllister, you're getting too big for your britches. White people be cussing their parents. How fuck you, mom? Let us say some shit like that. Fuck you, mom. Yep. Yep. You'll be on an obituary and you say fuck you, mom. I'm so scared of my mother. I ain't

never even called her her first name before. You are out of here. Hey, hold me ask you, you ever get in trouble for some shit you almost said, but it wouldn't what they thought you was about to say? I'm like, let me go to this kitchen and get me a, what the, what you say? I'm snatching out in your motherfucking ass. Cutting my eyes if you want to. I was saying, I was getting a fork.

I don't know what type of magical hearing that black mothers have, but you ever say some shit in the room after you get your ass with the door closed. All right, I heard you in that motherfucker. You're like, bitch, you were outside. How did you hear me? My mama, oh, she was with the thorn shit because she couldn't get up quick enough. I might be all the way over there, I'll do some bad shit that skip on her ass just because I knew she couldn't get... She said, I got something for yo ass.

Who? I don't know what it is about when old people squinched their eyes. They like, they zoom in, nigga, it no matter where you're at. You could be in the bath, though, taking the piss, niggas. Oh. Yeah, that came from. Uh-huh, you thought I forgot. You thought I forgot.

My mama liked whooping-eye ass too much. I ain't know it till I got grown. until I got grown. She used to make up rhymes to the whoop our ass. What you mean? Like she'll run up on you and be like, okay, I'm gonna whip your ass to it whistle. I'm gonna beat your back in. I'm like, this shit all go together. I'm gonna whip your ass

to the whistle. That hurt. Nah, I used to hate getting the ass whoopers and then my mama try to make me explain why she had to whip my ass to her. So why did you do what you did? Three, three, five, two, five, six, five, three, five,

let me, let's see, four, two, eight, five, six, five, three. Slow the ass. I'm in pain, bitch. I'm in pain. I'm in pain. Boy, everybody. He can't know.

No, no, no, women. Bro, we were to exchange whipping stories in school. He was like, hey, bro, you got a whipping day at night. Oh, you ain't had to ask. I went home. I tried to throw all the belts,

you know, behind the couch. She had to fuck around the boat one all the way home. New ass whooping belt. Nika, I seen her get out the car with that motherfucker, because she left the purse. So how you know me? I'm like, I try to play sleep.

Niggins, she came and woke me up. All I heard was, uh-huh. Oh. That's why you got lost sleeves on in the summer because he beat you. I got moms all on my arms. Damn, damn. That's your only idea you can come up with

When you're about to get an ass whoop, man, go to sleep. What? You'd be sleep like a motherfucker, too, you smell that good-ass chicken, spaghetti. I used to love it, because my mom were old for real, so I would play sleep, and she'll forget for real, bro. I swear she had to did something at school, they don't call. It was early in the morning. I'm not, you know what I'm acting an ass early, nigga.

9.30 in the morning, too, I get out of the bus. Boy, I'm out of my, boy. They called my mama, boy, he up in, I got a boy. She's like, when you get home, I'm a boy. Tell your ass on. Man, she's gonna fucking around for got. She's old and fuck. You been trying to work me for some shit I did four months ago.

I forgot. I'm like, bitch. I'm a good kid. I'm a better person now. I'm better, okay? Who the oldest sibling in here? Who got younger siblings? Who the oldest are here?

Don't it make you mad to see all the shit? Your parents let your younger siblings get away with that you would have got killed for? You'd be trying to talk them back. to that ass whip. He'd be like, Mama, you used to be a tiger. You would have fucked me up for that. Where's your ass? Did she blame it on you? Well, if you were to set a better example

for your little brothers and sisters, then they wouldn't be doing the stuff that they're doing. Terrible. My sister was in the streets. Real talk. She'd get jumped by her friends and go back paying with them bitches the next day. Be like, yeah, I beat both y'allos up. Y'all ho's crazy. I'm like, bitch, that's not.

Right? Well, I see my little brother get an ass-wholen one time. My mama chased this nigga around a one-bedroom apartment like it was a mansion. This little nigga was the, he was the Barry Sanders of ducking ass-wop. She didn't grab everything she could to hit this nigga. This nigga was, oh, got you. Bitch. Ah, got it.

Out of here. Turn back around. I'm like, nigga, you can't go nowhere. You might as well just stay. It's only from here to there. He was like, no, I'm not getting my. This nigga left school in the third grade. Went to school, ate breakfast, and decided he didn't want to be there no more.

Left, walked home, and went to sleep. They had everybody looking for this nigga. I'm talking about they didn't call my mama from working. This machine had no car. She had to catch the two buses to get back home. And she didn't walk in the house panicking the whole time. And she'd get in the house, this nigga, in his bed, knocked out. Third grade, I come home from school.

My mama leaned out the window. Hey, guess what this dumb motherfucker ain't hit and dead? I'm like, who the fuck in there? I don't know if I want to go up there. Toad his ass. You know what? That sounds like some shit to wander. You know it.

I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you right now. Even if you do get your ass with me, you got to put on extra clothes. You got to holler like she's giving it to you. Ah, you hear me? I hear you. I never do it again.

You got so many clothes on. You got in your head like, man, that shit don't hurt. You got so many clothes on it look like you're about to get attacked by a canine nigger. All right, mama, go ahead, whoop my ass. What? My mom were old, so she about had by good stem hits in them. You got on them easy. No, old people, it hit a lot of heart.

That's wisdom. That's wisdom. Them young girls, they hit you real quick. Don't do that anymore. That ain't smooth. That ain't no asswood. Got to cut from here. Wow.

But you got to remember a pivotal point in all. black households there's a point where that belt go away and them hands come out right that's what i was about to say you ever had an ass whooping so terrible you wondered if you were still in the family ah for real because you know they don't love your ass that you just went through that shit you get an ass whoopin so bad you're like ain't no way i'm related to these motherfuckers it ain't no way they can hit their blood like this I mean my cousin to try to scare my sister with that social worker shit. I tell the social worker,

well, she ran up on that nigga so fast, like a nigga in the street, he's gonna tell who. Little bitch come to my house, I'll beat that bitch ass too. My, damn. Yep, that bitch. Your sister is Baby Dee. Yep, that bitch came, too.

Yeah, that nigga one boy and shit, he was like, that bitch, right? But that's the thing about growing up black. It's a lot of shit that our parents would have got us taken for. Naked. Do normal shit, your mom has been gone all day long. You'd have been in the house by yourself, eating up noodles, ravioli, watching TV. You better not to answer the phone, and you better not to open the door.

I don't give a fuck who it is, nigga, if your daddy come through this bitch, what you're going to do? Nothing. And what I tell you about him, he don't even never come over here nowhere, so why he need to come down. Good boy. I used to be so scared. I used to wish, motherfucker, cut him out of my door. Please. I'm going to open it.

Mom said, don't open the go. Bitch, I'm nervous. These things out here killing. Somebody comes to my though. Who here? Come on here. You're going to lift the motherfucker in. Let's play the game, please.

Man, what the fuck. And that's how a nigga get swung on in the hood. Well, that's the alert. They alert. Called the Tigers slip. What a fight to get on. Fuck up, bitch, that nigga. Come on.

Come on. You're a fucked up individual. Hey, boy. What type of nigger would punch a innocent tiger? Stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready. You dig what I'm talking about? The white people was like, dude, what the fuck, bro? This nigga right, he enjoyed the shit out of itself.

You know when a nigga laughing. That nigga then rubbed lotion on this selfie laughing. Wipe me down. Well, we're gonna be old as a month. motherfuckin' this shit. I put up in the club, VIP, gas tank on eat, but all the drinks was on me that night. That nigga were really contemplating. I bought all the drinks. No gas. So on the way to the club, he's like, I hope I'm making them to buy all these bitches some drinks. Right. You listen to when you actually break down the shit, boozy say on songs, he say some cold shit. I told my mama I'll be outside.

We don't need cable. This nigga don't know none of the cartoons. He was supposed to watch me. He You ain't never need cable. You was always outside. Niggia, Booza told her later on the song, my car saying stop playing, get in and let that meat show. Whoa. Nigger, the car said that.

Man, when I just said, though, that nigga said drop me off in the jungle and leave me that. I said, nigga, where the fuck are you going? What's the name of that street? They want to be Tarzan. This thing's great. Well, I was thinking on that.

Oh, yeah. He was going to Carolina Street. That's what that nigga was. going to. See, can you make it out, nigga? Drop me out, nigga.

No, I'm just bullshit. Keep on. I like the nigga Wibby, too. Oh, yeah. Wibby. Hey, nigger Sleep on Webby.

Weber really a lyricist on the loat. That nigga Webby got to call the girl, give me that pussy. What? Girl, give me that.

Uh, oh, oh, who did that? Who is the nigga on the oh, oh, where is that nigga? That nigga was a fool. That's Webby?

It's for real simple. For real? Oh, I hope that I didn't know that. For what, for what shit? For real, dear, that shit. I don't know what. Oh, he jay went in there. Nigger would like, you done?

I'm done. Now, we need two more of those, all right. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Let me say, if you listen to that song, man, we'll be nearest his flow on that motherfucking song. Oh, he went crazy. Listen here. If you ain't learn how to fuck, listen to that song.

Right. He came straight in on that mom. I know you want that girl. or act like you won't make girl you want it just as bad as i do bitch what no you want this dick stop playing right and he right he absolutely right because ladies y'all know whether not you would give a man some pussy within the first couple seconds are you seeing the nigger y'all turn on the t-1 thousands and scan the niggas oh shoes clean okay this is the sweatpants hands shape up teeth white okay pussy potential 100 percent can't wait and now fellas

the fucked up part is it's now up to you to prove to her that you are worthy of the pussy she didn't already designated for you in her mind. It only take you to say one thing fucked up, so where you're working at? Well, I'm unemployed right now. 99, 98, 97, 96. But it didn't pussy percent to zero percent. Yep.

That's fucked up. So he was right. We don't do that. Girl, you look at ass and tears. This is bad as I do. She's good. We don't do it. We don't do that, fellas.

We need to, you know, we need to upgrade our motherfucking snatter. We need to have higher stamina. We need stop just looking at Winneman and just looking at them and just, Ass, titties. All right. What we need to start looking at? I don't know, but I can't see past ass and titty, so shit.

It's so hard to see past them because they just right there. This bitch can be slow in there. They bitch find out of hell. So, uh... Still going to holl out. I'm like, come out. Let me walk you to the car, baby. Let me go.

Nigger, seeing the club be teaching how to read. Apple. Apple. big can't go on her burke. You go on my burr. You need a 20? That's why I like that song, because whoever kept it real about how the ladies be going. Ladies, y'all slick. Y'all slick with y'all game.

Like, ladies are always getting passes on not cheating. Y'all might not cheat, but you damn sure know who next. You already got the next nigga lined up. Ready. Four niggas already in line. Like, yep. Ready. One more argument. I'd be in there. But that's the crazy part about the ladies be thinking they know who next. A nigga will make you chase him too now, bitch. I'll tell these ladies the truth.

I'd be like, look, you might meet another nigger, but you'll never meet a new one. Uh-oh. Ooh, look, they ain't even catch that one. Fucked them up, huh? Yeah. You might meet another nigger, but you'll never meet a new one. I mean, the next nigga gonna be just like me, bitch. Drop them draws.

Let's do it. Appreciate the interpretation, my boy. All you're going to do, ladies, is find the nigger who, was better at hiding the bullshit that you don't like than the last nigga. That nigga, like, oh, your last nigga did what? I've never in my life. Even remotely thought

about doing no shit like that. And he mean that shit. It's sincere because he on a whole other type of bullshit. He ain't even going to cheat on you with a woman. This ain't going to cheat on you financially. Talk to a lot. He cheated on her financially. He's cheating on her financially.

He get around her and play broke. You're too deep. for him now. He's got a whole other life. He got a whole another car crib. He just go over there and lay up, act pitiful. He pimping. She thinks that she is his lifeline. But this nigga's doing that in like three, four household. Oh, she got quiet. Well, right. Look at the ladies start looking at that. You don't know about financial sheep?

This nigga has had money from you. Look at the bit. Look at the lady with the big titty said, off with his head. Goose ass knicker. it got me for oh i didn't know if she meant she was gonna cut his head off or cut the head off i ain't know what i thought either way but she said both god damn where you from baby shit got quiet and the girl with the tall boots got mad you from jacks hi what you that was all right up uh i'm gonna say some freaky shit in you i'm glad you ain't say it because he looked like he loved her a lot right oh that's the nigger that uh is that the

was got strong off the breast milk all right well he grew he grew up he grew a mustache okay baby face okay yeah she didn't bought him a chain that's why we didn't recognize the nigga because he got his necklace on you can't tell the nigga shit when he got his chain on oh he get that old ladies you buy your nigga chain watch how happy he'd be in the murr boy she didn't fuck me up with this boy she yeah baby you ain't in i oh bish man be shy bitchy try to get you with the finesse don't get it felt Don't do it. Shit, face, don't do it.

Bite it. Shit tastes sweet, baby. I don't understand how these ladies can't find a good niggins is in the streets literally living all for nothing. Well, we're looking for y'all too. I'm just saying, ladies, you cook for a nigga one time. You can make some hamburger help or out the box.

Niggins love you for life, man. And that nigger gonna leave your house. Go to his whole hood. Boy, my girl, be cooking our ass. all way man that she was so goddamn good she made the hound burger helper but she put the potatoes in that shit what man that the motherfucker corn so it wasn't like hamburger helper then she threw that bitch in the other with the cheese that she was like a cancer roll man my nigga had that motherfucker kool-aid with the hawairoo nigger what the hawairoo did she just bust the wine rose out the

pack or did she put them in the oven and put some butter on. Don't play with me, boy. Wah! What the hell is a wha? Nigger, that's everything. What the fuck is that, man? Good news, bad new.

Hey, baby, I just got the job. Wah! Hey, no, you're supposed to say that when you see the police. They go to football. They go for that, too. Anything. Weow. That's really a well.

He was like, hey, man, my baby mama fuck six niggas. Nah, niggins be like, bud, what the, why are you looking at me? What there used to be a hockey ring or some shit? I think this is a basketball place. For who? No, this is somebody. This is where they had the graduations at in the city. Yep, for all the alternative schools.

This shit's so good. They are so concrete, so they all the blood can be right here. Look at the white man, you laughed at that one too hard. My nigga, are you really dressed like a pack of nerds? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. He got all the candy. That thing got all lower level candy at the gas station on this shirt.

I got a hundred fun chewing gum. Tell him, nigga, you bought that shit out the gas station. You where they got that for me? Let me get a two packs of Cigaroid with three CDs. A lighter and that nerd shirt back there. That's great with the mixtape. That's the type of thing to get live when that Chopper City come on in the club. Nigger bought some incense.

Look that shirt. Oh, you got it from City Trends. It looked like you did. No, you did. C. Yeah, that is. City Trend. City Treads.

He went in their hands for that one. They had to go to the back. He was like, hey, I want that nerd shirt. They was like the nerds. Yeah, fuck the Nileators and the Skittles. Give me that nerds. Alright, we'll be right back, sir. C-I-P-A-P-A-P-A-H-N-N-N-A-H-T-A-T-T-R-A-H-T-A-T-R-A-T-T-R-A.

And they got-N-H-N-A-T-RAMs. Hey, they only got music in there. They got one old lady with a church row in there, C-I-P-I-P-A-T-REL. They got on the Air Force One with the Jordan bottom. See the Trams! Nah, they never seen them before. Nah. Them the Jordans you get when the football player give them out to the hoods.

Them them team Jordans. Them them of a punt returns. Nigger. Oh, yeah. It was like, hey, y'all, come get these bitches. That nigga, that nigga was like, shit, that's an 11 and a half. Let me get them, Jordan's from C-R-T-I. Street of Trails.

Jordans came attached already. They didn't even have no box. They just was zip-tied together, nigga, yeah. I take them. That nigga found those bitches up under some clothes. Hey, y'all got these. Shit, if you find the other one, you can take them. Let me see if I can.

See, A-D-D-E. The lady was singing what happened is there? City trails! City trails! See the trails! Nah, you got that one. That's one with a up on that. She was, that nigga found the other.

She was like, city tram! How many times you look at the murder before you left the house like shit, nigger? When they see how the red match the red up top, I'm gonna fuck him up with the white jeans. Man, I ain't never seen number. You honest though, bro. A nigga, let us know exactly where he bought the shirt from. Real nigga. He could have lied to set them on.

But he couldn't lie quick enough. He was like, nah, nigger, I got him to see it to the trail. He-hee Coo! What's that on? They got their shoe took me out. Them the shoes you wear when you pull out helicopters. Nah, them the shoes you wear when you need a ride.

Like, hey, bro, hey, bro, you're going up the street, my nigga. I don't feel like walking. These ain't that comfortable, my nigga. If I can just... Fuck that. Then the shoes, you learn how to walk again. The bitches come with the fours gump braces attached to them. Shit.

hair braces on my two of them bitches all they steal flavor who what's up o go gadget skates how you know what's up o g how you know you ain't really laughed too much turn it to some hilly look at o g down he don't even he don't even know i'm talking to him dad got a see-through shirt on but he's what the fuck wrong with him he said what's like he said now now move the fuck on now that nigger gave us a thugn't now move the fuck on now yeah leave him alone chico that They got a knife in his pocket. Okay, say one more. I'm gonna cut you two shoulders shit.

Keep fucking round. That nigga I did 29 years in chain game. He ain't got time of this shit. Hell, no, he's been drunk since Thanksgiving. He don't give a fuck. Hell, I thought it was a concert. Ain't nobody to tell me why they keep... When the music started, man?

God damn! That nigga bow leg in one leg. That nigga dangerous. Everybody got their uncle getting drunk and just complain. Fuck, man, when the concert starts? That nigga right here, kill something. There ain't no Levert. Nah, yeah.

Tell you y'all nigga, something. Just for what you want, right. All right, now. That nigga's tapping inside now. One more goddamn you. Sure, but, niggle. He's gonna go back to where all the old niggas be at tomorrow. She's rubbing him now.

Come down, baby. Look at she hugging him. He's like, yeah, you just don't know. God damn. That nigga got a conversion band outside, buddy. Hell, yeah. That's one of them old niggas that tell you what's wrong with him before they get to fight. I got motherfucking melt him.

leg nigga, I fuck you up. Two tours of Vietnam, motherfucker. Shit. Oh, nobody said that motherfucker like an old nigga. Hey, motherfucker, what's your goddamn mouth? Young motherfucker. We're gonna play around with a young nigga, you're gonna trip his ass up in that metal.

Now do it again, do it again. I'm still gonna be trying to fight your head. Be one of your old nigger get knocked out in the trap and get up. Young man, what you hit me with? Fight me straight up. You ain't had to hit me with whatever you hit me with. Go ahead. Oh, you're trivin. You're gonna get beat up again.

We fuck with the old head. For real. You know he's a real, OG. He got their wife be to tuck in his draw. Look how tight it is. You can see that nigga heartbeat. I do that too, OG. He's through the shirt.

That name, keep all that body. That nigga got that shirt on that the Jamaican airplane pilots wear. That see-through soccer shirt. That nigga is winning in this motherfucker. Leave that nigga home. Where you get that shirt from? There's shitty trans. T-R-T-I

City Friends No, he don't buy shit no more Everything he well He bent-headed And I I remember what city trees You're walking in a bull and shit You smell like a scam ring

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and she said, you should have said. Now he think he got to. a better answer. Man, you ain't slick. Your girl way smarter than you. Sit your dumb ass down. I told you not the way the goddamn nerd shirt. You got to find it.

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Fuck with me, man. You know the nigger who created Facebook, don't you? You know somebody. What you do for 11, G? You're custodian. You're custodian? What? And they say niggas ain't shit.

Hell no. Make it feel good inside. C-I-T-I. But you know what's crazy? You're a custodian that can afford a front row seat. What type of cleaning up you do? well clean the bank huh you got flex paid oh he said nigga it was a payment plan you paid thirty three dollars a month for the ticket we got payment plans for our tickets

oh we the hood oh niggas i ain't even know that oh what we fuck with the hood hey we're on sale hey tickets got a plan hey tickets got a plan two dollar sale two dollar sale hey two dollar sale Hey, $2 sale, $2.00 sale, hey, $2.00, say, oh. We got money. The 85 South Show, we don't play. Hey, put your tickets on, lay away. Put your tickets on, lay away. Put your tickets on, lay away.

My man say he paid for the tickets and it's stalling. What? So he's bawling. Oh, that is lit. That is smart, though. So what happened to you, niggas up top? You know what happened. Niggas always missed the payment plan.

They got a call for one more humble than a motherfucker. Hello, yeah, associate, associate, yeah, if you could just give me like two, three more days, I promise, please don't turn my money. Well, ma'am, you're on your third payment plan. Well, I mean, I plan to pay it. Stop using them damn cash app cards. Them three business days going to turn into 20, bitch. The niggins going to call and cancel their whole ticket plan. Yeah, don't take that money at my check.

Yeah, I changed my mind. nine dollars at my motherfucker's check if y'all do I'm coming down there play with my motherfucking money if you want to bitch I said unsubscribe I'm not going no more sorry we did not get that bitch unsubscribe

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Please press 1 If not please stay on the line You like stay on the line You are 178 in line. It will take us approximately two and a half days to answer your call. That's fucked up. Hang up. Hold on.

Y'all don't understand. I hate the automated people. I don't give a fuck. I can't stand them folks. They don't never know what the fuck I'm saying. And I know I know how to pronounce it. My motherfucking word. You feel what I'm saying?

What you say? Same same. Announceate, same shit. Announcey. Pronunciate. Same thing. Same thing. Only a black man to be that bold to use the word wrong and just say it anyway.

Bitch, I pronounce it every motherfucker thing. I never understood that. I don't know. How can you announce something? You pronounce it. Pronouncing. Show little, same thing. And that bitch should be knowing what the fuck I said.

Would you like to speak to a representative? Yes. I didn't get that. Yes. Yes. The bitch! Do you know what's gonna make you extra man? Well, you finally get to the representative.

Hello, thank you for calling those finalities. We are to help you very much so. Please, could you give me a nice four digit of your social, please? So I can pull any count up. Boy, I ain't gonna like, I don't know what the fuck you see. What you need? I need the last four digit of your social. Two, two, three.

Two, two, three. We need another number, please. please you say four two two three two three only three numbers sir oh sorry two two two three two three right okay I'm having some extra trouble here or could I please have your birthday June the 3rd 1994 June 3rd 1999 4 okay still not pull up sir can I please have your you have me fucked up you have security question you established that you can say I to ask one of the security questions. Come on, because it's my account.

It's my account. I didn't know the question. What is the name of your first family pet? First family pet? Yes, sir, your first family pet. Oh, man, this bitch did have a little. Oh, shit. Give me options.

I ain't got no options. Sorry, sir. Okay, I'll ask you another question. You established security questions, so I ask you number two. What is the name of the making and model of your first vehicle? Oh, that's easy. I had a buit. 2002 motherfuck was sending no foes. Bits. I'm sorry, sir. This is not the correct answer. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Don't hang up, bro. I've been on the phone for an hour and a half. Do not hang up.

Okay, I understand, but me is going to have to transfer you to my supervisor. Please. Hold one second. Hello, good evening. Yes, hello, mayor. I may be you. I ain't got nobody that speak English. Can you realize four of your social please? Can you realize for your social? 2-2-3. 2-2-3. Can I have your birthday, sorry, please? June 3rd, 1994.

What is the name of your first family? My name is Jason Edwin. I'm sorry, so that this is not the classic answer. Jason Edward, bro. This is my account. How y'all gonna tell me? I'm sorry, so if you start to use profanity, I'm going to have to have the Indicol right now.

No, no Indiccar, please. No, sir. I'm going to... phone here my light because you get not used for a fantasy on this light my license out bro y'all tripping i am not your brother i am not your brother let me tell you some see that what wrong with how fuck-a-n-n-nigger y'all come over here and try to get all the mother for the jar oh bitch and niggil can i say this me again can i talk to a representative i am the representative no i need to talk to a supervisor you somebody speak english i am speaking english now sir you're not doing you're not

I am trying to help you do they what is the name and your first out of the social get in the number Ask your coworker. I don't told three of their ass I'm sorry if you do not to give me a person Get in a number I would not be able to assist you on this gonna do that Then they fuck their part as you hear a motherfucker in the background doing the same thing somebody else It's gonna be said I don't understand what the yours you put on the four to five six seven You're gonna get on my motherfucking nerve bro Hey man that shit frustrate that's what motherfucker can I get to the social they don't do like somebody else is gonna call to pay your bills like somebody else is gonna call to pay your bills like

Like, who the fuck else is calling? It's me. Shout out to all the ladies that might have to sell a little pussy to make Christmas ends meet. Just a little bit. You got to do a lot. Just, just, look. I said a little, okay.

People can't laugh on shit too real. Fella do the same thing. Sometimes we just don't, you know, call the prostitution. What you call it? Shit, slanging. Slangin. Yeah, whatever they motherfuck will pick up. $38.

Christmas ain't the time niggas really get Christmas is the time when ladies are getting nice You know when niggas get nice when the tax is about to hit that's what you know what I just want to come over here and spend some time with my family Oh boy that 85 hundred hit so hard No people don't need people don't need to put niggins back in the dough What'd you say people don't know the nico taker put you in the door for real niggas be too big trying to stunt on other motherfuckers You ain't about that. You said money and invest, niggas. Oh, shit. Did you say something real right thing? Nah, look at all the red, look at all the niggins. Like, man, fuck that pussy shit, nigger.

Gonna get them foes, tweaked them gold. Nah, old pussy, ain't nobody investing. I'm investing in the shit. I'm back to invest in some old money here. You're talking about. The shit, the shit's so crangler, right? It kind of fuck niggas up because they go blow the money and then they got to wait to the big income tax. Do you shit.

He ain't gonna get no dog shit, but you know, next February, don't tag me. It is kind of fucked up to see grown man walking, like grown-ass men be walking around. Make promises off that little piece of money that the baby mom's promise. My baby mom gonna get the six hundred. She already said it. That's coming. Oh, that's the... Then when they don't come through with it, boy, that's...

That hurt when you... When you got a kid. how money you ain't got yet oh my god oh yeah well she gonna give me six hundred I supposed to have three coming on the 20 so that's nine bro you got 20 now that's 920 check this out here every time I go around here I told I told my one my urine I said listen you know what I'm saying I always take care of my young ear so when I come around it go I'm so I knew my She told me, she was gonna give me that little 1200 year, man. Then when I came to me, she comes to me, she comes out like 200 years.

I'm like, well, you got you fuck. I got you fuck. They got me fucked up. Don't you need 200, bro. You're trick them. I've been weighing on that 1,200. Right. Right.

Right. Right. I already ordered my name three. Yeah, I'm that nigger. So I need my money, player. I don't give a fuck about what you're talking about. Don't take this out right. I have a little store around here.

Okay, so when I'm going to come back with you, then I'm going to go in there, and I heard that you're on, what I'm going to say, so when I'm going to go in here, then I'm going to come back with George and everything to be, you know what I'm going to tell you. Yeah, yeah. You're going to jail, nigga. Hey, man, this is the fucked up part. When you said the woo-de-whoop, this nigga-whoop, this nigga-whoop, this nigga-whoop, they ain't on over there. Hey, I'll tell you, bro. nigga ain't gotta say too much but you know what time it is man speaking cold niggins speak different languages we just speak it amongst each other

you can always tell one of the niggins short when he do this you ever see that nigga count some money and he started pointing at the air count that nigga short that niggum that nigg got whatever he was counting that money for

that shit is not enough niggas started looking for some most so you ain't got that money Oh, ho, man, I know I had it when I left the goddamn home. Hey, bro, take the car see if I dropped some money when he called to me. Yeah, hey, hey, yeah, no, no, I got, I got it. How much out of you? Well, you know you, you know.

Shit. Ain't nothing in here, bro. Ain't nothing in there? Yeah, no. Shit. How much do you know? That too? Shit.

How much you said what? Four thousand. Four. Four. Four. Four. Four. You remember that?

Yeah, you remember. I thought it was only 15 homer. No, sir. No sir. Because you remember how you came about that bag that was like 32, but you owe me like, I know the 800 from the last half. Right, folks. Ooh, that boy swear. Ah, alright, right, bro.

Look, that's what I'm going to have to do. Alright, look, give me about, give me about 20 minutes. Hey, Jay-O-Win. That nigga, thank you. I got to holl at the nigger that just said that. You heard that little noise. Hey, J-O-N. So you said that he got the money.

Okay, go holl that bit down and then you holly a bit down on me right here. All right, baby to collect. All right. I want to have to come fine. Ha! Hey, hey, J-O-N. What's up, bro? Hey, you think you can give me that little money, you owe me, bro?

I need my money. Uh, you know what, I actually don't have that. I need my money. What the fuck you say it's so smooth for? This nigga a killer, bro. Give me my goddamn money. I need my money. I need my money.

I heard a cousin. Hum, my money. C-I-T-R. Nick, you know how mad I'd be, if I gave you $3,200, you spent all that shit at CityTrens. My God, damn money. Coming out with some big-ass black bags. He's like, yep, they just brought the place. Shit, if you got $3,200, you can buy a CityTrem.

That's the franchise. They're going to be crying in that motherfucker. We ain't got nothing left. No more keep. 100s no more rocked the streets he bought it all I remember the city trends that now shut down to my neighborhood well the crack kids was down there with the racks like yep just got this out of city trends right here they only had two shirts left you want one of these shit I'm like uh don't you think you need them

nigga shit nobody got better deals in the hood than the dophine I remember she said I want one you want one I'm fucking around about the clothes right what you're gonna do for a t-shirt There's a big one right here. You gotta put the t-in' in this one. You gotta put the t-shirts. You gotta put-do. Ah, shit.

Huh. You want one? I believe the way your arm's shaking. You gonna make some macaroni and cheese. Here you go. Ah! Oh. Oh.

Oh. You got an asshole. A real asshole. Ma'am, you do not want that big-ass shirt. What you gonna do with that big-ass shirt? She's going to sleep in it. You're going to slip in it. So you're going to use it and let it rub on your titty.

Oh, look. She's okay. I'll put that dick to your sleep. Yeah, we got one more that big hanging. That shit was smooth. That feels like, I always like to show pictures of the people up top, but I can't see y'all because it's dark.

What size is this? This is. This is. niggas from the hood know how to invent things what these are right here what this here wait wait wait wait this a 2x we need to find a big old lady who can wet it one of them ladies who can 2x you a 2x let me see get this who wax 2x oh tithes see this is 2x yeah we need we need some tithes in there 2x 2x 2x right though 2x look at this nigga i'm standing up She can't and got that motherfucker.

She looked like a good kindergarten teacher. Sit down. Sit down. You know a black woman mad when she gets to do in her hands. Like, I don't know what the fuck y'all didn't bring enough out here for everybody. You got that little, you got like that Auntie Bill. You can't fit that big as two X.

Huh? That point in me like that. That shit makes me uncomfortable. When y'all do this, that means y'all breast stain. You're just to be trying to get it out of our face. What that lady who came up there. Oh, why don't? I like that shirt.

I like that shirt. Much loves all the sake of ladies. Yeah, what's up, girl? How you doing? I like that shirt. Team Carlos. Ah, look at them. Team Carlos'il.

Got that family reunion outfit, all right. Yeah, yeah. Look like you about to go pick all the kids out from daycare. Ah! Good, February reunion shirt. You know she'd drive a Buick, and she turned underhand like this. Look at that. Look at dad.

Look at dad. The white shirt on. Look, look this, nigga. Oh, shit. He got his heart on the outside. This nigga, oh. They got his life alert. Ah.

Hey, baby, girl. Dressing up and make it real. Boy, y'all bullshit. That's the nigga that made them cups that's lighten up in this bitch. Everybody using my product in this muggle fuckles. His heart monitor. Boy, this nigger dressed like he's about to lead the second line. God dang.

Y'all leave that nigga alone. He's going to an after party in heaven tonight. Me, Jesus, God going to be there. Tupac. Jackie Wilson. Westside. Scared of that nigga there. That niggered that shirt for years.

That's that nigga who'd be drunk outside the Saints game. Who that said they're going to be the Saints? Who that? That nigga ain't had this shirt for a long time. It's yellow on the hill. Ah! Leave alone. You didn't have made him nervous.

His heart beating. I was definitely that that shit moving fast as hell. Nick, a blood person rising. That made all the other niggins in Baton Rouge that's dressed like that just got alerted. We got a problem. Need y'all to come down to the Pans Arena. Y'all ain't even know this. Most of them cups died.

Did you see that? That shit didn't even last the whole show. the whole show i think way no once the look all gone the shit be like bitch we're cutting off we have any ladies in here that single tonight where you're at where you're at where you're at single ladies that's fucking come on where you're at right come on them don't all right let's do it single ladies talking all crazy come on PS2 they ain't gonna do nothing they're your child a PS2 but they is not trying to do no fucking yep yeah by your child all the old lesson come to the hotel room don't think you know

it's just as a bunch of questions go to game stop go to the youth section and rack up it's too close to Christmas what I only won't need one Nintendo DS that shit like $19 come on let me get it hey they see it too close to Christmas I only want no pussy I ain't fucking nothing about January night oh that close to Valentine though bro oh it's like it's like you can't even miss a holiday with these bitches Man, I'm gonna try to wait to my bar. All the holidays different. Because you know, goddamn Mother's Day is like Christmas number two.

Father's Day is like Columbus Day number four. Nigger, don't nobody give a fuck about Father's Day. Shit like President's Day. You're going to the Olive Garden, nigga. Fuck Father's Day. My father. Nigga, on this Father Day, I'm going to walk around my house, naked. Don't shit happen on Father's Day.

Don't nothing be on sale but some. fucking tools. That mean they want you to use the fucking tools and do some moh fucking work. That is fucked up how y'all treat the father. Father's day and shit. You don't see bitches out buying shit. They're in the house like the purge. Ha ha! Hey what? I don't see no bitch holding teddy bear. Ooh I got to get this for my man. Hey, none of that. This is the difference between Mother's Day and Father's Day. On Mother's Day, everybody go out to eat. Take your mom out. What they do? Shit, we're gonna throw some meat on the grill.

Do something at the house, man, kicking in the yard. Nigel looking sad at hell with a stupid antedity been like, man, this bitch, love. I was bringing you a bunch of shit you already got. Here goes some socks, daddy. You aren't grateful. Bitch, this ain't no gills. They don't even respect your father when he died. Nope.

Why you say that? Oh, man, when your mother passed, they'd be like, oh, I'm so sorry we'll hear that. Then when your father passed, they're like, man, your dad had a good service, man. Ain't it fucked up It is fucked up That's fucked up That's fucked up That niggas

Hey hey Yeah this niggas They had a good service They gotta take this motherfucker back Right here Oh they all this shit going back They still got the They still got the Ashley

Homestore tag on this motherfucker 3499 per week That's $10 less than our ticket payment Pland nigga Ain't that shit crazy Some people won't answer the phone For that 3499 Oh nigga

They gonna have to come Get this shit I'm getting fuck what you say. Hold up, hold up. This, this couch was 34, nothing, nothing. A week? Oh, uh, oh. For 188 weeks.

I ain't understand that. A hundred and eighty-eight weeks. Rennyson to begin. Oh, $39 for a hundred and eight weeks. Bitch, you know, spent $10,000 on that stupid-ass couch. Oh, shit, watch out. One of them gangstad niggled, them pink pants on. You spent $10,000 on what?

I spent $10,000 on you. When? Today. You spent $10,000 on this show? Whimmy? Oh, you did, ugly-ass little boy. Boy, that boy booted up in this long phone. This nigga, he's crazy.

That boy on the powder. He booted it up. He'd have been preparing for this the whole time. You think it's time now, baby? That nigga said, boy, I spent 10,000 on the next to the day. Win. And that boy got on pink pants. God damn it.

Ah, ah. Yeah. Uh-uh. Get to shine on. That's about all you're going to get. Oh, that nigga do this shit in every gas station, you. I got gas, I got gas. That nigga gonna do all that in then before you leave.

He's gonna be like, hey, big, bro, fuck with my on the music, though. Well, what the head you came from, though? And who the fuck you bought a $10,000 ticket from? I got some more shit for sale. This the OG with the heart mount and a little nephew. Yeah, he back there, what he said, go out there and see what you think of talking about. He said, go down there and do what you do. Look, this shit can turn blue.

He's like, God. with Mike see what the fuck he's talking about oh shit y'all been fucked up and gay this thing on and like hey come come on what you want to do we here we thugging come on you go we're gonna what we're doing what have you want to do I don't know that you came to my show asking me game I've been stepping on the ritches for a week y'all yeah yeah yeah I like to come I like to confront me yeah yeah yeah I'm that nigga head hey yeah you With a big-o-haired ass Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh Oh

Boy, you're a fake-a-old Yeah Look at your Sait your Bob looking now But you'll get your And you got weave in your head Ugly aback

He got weave in this shit Boy He ain't got weaving in a head You don't get tell ass on Hello, come out Come out Nigg up here talking so Ugly head ass

I ain't had a cut in the minute. You know how I'm coming. I've been jumping in the minute. Your bell don't work. This nigga on cocaine, man. This man is on powder, man. I know a junkin when I see one. Yeah.

I know a junkin when I see one. Yeah. I used to serve dope the nickers like you. I used to serve dope the nickers like you. Nigger on the powder, bad. 3.5. Yeah. Nica want to smoke that eye.

Nick, I'm gonna go ahead. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Look, how you coming? I've been stopping on some roaches for a minute, hey, day, I'm from Atlanta, I got D.C. Fly a tattered on my head, hey. I ain't gonna lie, you too old to be musty, real talk.

Hey, look, I ain't tripping if I must the head, eh. You know how I'm coming with your dust to feet. That niggas, man. That nigg is sight, man. That nigg is tight, man. Hey, man, hey, the nigga been outside all day, imagine. Hey, come on. Come on.

Bring your head, ass over here, D.C. Hey, y'all. Hey, say fly. Hey, man. You, y'all know that nigga works for the venue. He said, come on, fly, that nigga is high as hell, bro. Come on. Come on, fly.

Let's go. Come on, fly. Come on, fly. Come on, let go. Oh, no, no, it's your turn. It's your turn. Come on, come on, what's your name? No, no, I'm Bino. I'll be no dollar.

You've been a dog? I'm B no dollar. You've been no dog. I'm B no dollar. Who came with this nigga? Be no dollars. He's definitely going to make you want to holler, but ladies just know there will be no dollars. Who came with him?

There will be no dollars. I came by myself. I came solo. You came with the other niggas. Who are the other niggas? Yeah, you came with them other niggas. my people. I came with him and him. And who you came with? I came by myself. You got to walk home. I got a walk home. I got a ride a bus home. You do? Which number? Yeah, I got to ride a bus home.

Which number? 3-8-5-4-85 social. 3-8-4-85 social. Where are you from? Where you from? Man, come on, man. No, what are you from? I'm from Port Island. Who? I'm from that side. You from where? I'm from Port-Ale. Yeah. Two minutes away from you all. Conale, this is who representing y'all, right motherfucking here. Hey, come on, tell them. This is some bullshit. Come on, tell them. Come on, left.

This is some bull. Connelly. Push him out of that bit. Come on. Put on another song for this nigga. He's on cocaine. Let them rock. Shit.

You got to let the powder. What are you going to do, D.C.? You got to let that powder well off. Yeah, he's going to fall asleep. He's going to be like, ha. Ha. Ha. I've been jig in light.

Oh, we can't. What you say? It's a new beat. Yeah, it's a new beat. Look, you see, I ain't say nothing. I'm sorry, bro. I promise you. I don't want no smoke with you, bro.

But the way you be buckling your knees. Whoa. I can do the same thing. I ain't get money for that, too. I ain't gonna lie, you're gonna lie. You were tired than a motherfucker, man. And it ain't really too much you can say to another retardant nigga then.

That nigga is. I'm trying to be serious with you. I'm trying to be serious with you, bro. I'm trying to be serious with you, bro. I'm trying, I, oh, hell out. Hoo! Who! Boy, that nigga on Harron. Oh!

I'm full of age. Yeah, me. You know, I'm full of the age. That nigga off of them goddamn boo. I said my jaw's locked up. That boy on two Zanz. Three point of sense. Harron.

That nigga on that original ecstasy, nigga. That nigga got a mulchral pill. What the, fuck just happened a lot that was black history right there that they came down and talked with 10 minutes and they say shit he there he just bit the code I'm in mcclid that was a crank head that was a powder you ain't see his got there moved and he did that like 19 times that boy was on powd there walked over here on some straight forward shit he was how when he came up

Nick, I spent 10,000 to get in that motherfucker. I told him. You just got to play like a crackhead with other crackheads. What is he at? Hey, come here. Here, there. I spent 10,000. I spent 10,000.

Nigger, then you just hear us like we got payment plans? Oh, my God. Oh, you ain't spent no goddamn 10,000. Only at the 85 social. That nigga, look, he's still walking to his team. This thing don't wear it. That nigger don't wear it from die of hell. I'm going back in my seat and then they can steal one done, yep, I got to go back upstairs.

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Care what that nigger was saying out there? What? Head ass. I just fucking those up then it showed this. Head ass. Hell no. That nigger is on powder. That nigger needs...

But the folks from his neighborhood gonna tag his ass up. You see me? What, did I? Yeah, I don't went down on that heroin. What the fuck wrong with you? On those three perkinset, hair ron, powder, weed. That nigg almost passed out. That nigg was already were coming back.

live that thing was we all right make a fuck around and took all that shit then finished it with some Flintstone vitamins this looking on the what the fuck on he just took his little nephew vitamins in here turked up look at they go when he get back to his seat he gonna be sleeping in no time he don't even know he did that shit they go on that bonnie ruffle pill they're gonna be looking at that episode like boy I can't believe I did that now you know how niggas is niggas is gonna walk up to him hey boy Go head-ass.

Niggas, like the fortnight characters, nigger. That's shit crazy. That's what you did. Spitting all that hard-earned money to go to that do that stupid and shit. Dumb as hell, man. That niggum as hell, man. You know, that was a thought-out plan. Oh, I got to say, he's been planning that the whole show.

Hey, bro, right now, no, not right now. Let him get in the groove first. I'm gonna get down now. I'm gonna get down now. How you gonna get down that? Shit. Who gonna stop that. Look, look, that's what you do.

That what you do, bro. Hey, said, um, down. down there with the light on to distract him right and then after he walk out the door I'm gonna come down he damn so did I know he said I know he said that take look he's still walking him and his nephew they're gonna change like uh-oh his heart going out I'm cussing him out nigga that ain't what the fuck I told you to go up there and do I think you see it green now but I think it's about to blow you better go put that bitch on the charger ah look he good ah he's excited

That's a cold-ass maker. Now, you fuck around to play. That nigga, iron man, for real. That dick, you fucking ride. He bit a whole metal suit on, he pushed that button on that bitch. That nigga ran the fuck down here in them pink-ass jeans.

Nigger belt ain't work or nothing. Look, he still don't know where he'd see that. That niggas was falling down. That nigg was like this. Look, that nigger don't know if he ever had one. That nigger, oh, he lost. He ain't never had no seat. That nigga probably work here.

That nigga work here and then change it to his clothes about to go home. You know what? Fuck it. Nick going to be out here cleaning up when everybody going on. Look, that nigga is still walking. He's running up the steps now. Fucking weirdo. You're just a fucking weirdo, little buddy. Sit your little crazy ass down, man.

About working at City Trend. He don't know how to act. He lost that job. You're fucked up, buddy. Sit you ugly and ass down. That nigga be outside with that little wiggily thine with the signs. And shit. That's why he do his dance like that shit. Ain't nobody ever did the goddamn car dealership balloon.

They pay that nigga $10 an hour. That'd be a cracket for real. Cash under the table. And they take it taxes out. Present your head ass. That's an example of not what to be like kids. Amen. Y'all do with that type of shit all the time?

We got to have examples. For real? A lot of motherfuckers out here on drip. I'm a fool, but that nigga is a food food. I believe her. She had the real gnaw like... I'm a fool. Yeah, she did make a real concern face, too,

like the auntie. Yes, my great nephews on that stuff, just like that young boy right there. He came in the house doing that same dance one night. I didn't know what he had done. Oh, that nigga would be fucking up all the family reunions.

This is no ass. What are they on? everything. I'm telling him. He'll inhale us. That boy, that's sniffing some shit right now. Percocet, Xanax. That boy is sniffing, goddamn

birth control pills. Niggas will take anything. That boy turned them off of birth control pill. Shit, what they make you do? Oh, no, take one, find out. That boy, antifree. Nickin fuck around and get addicted to him. I need my motherfucking estrogen, my name.

That boy that took a shot of antifree. Nicky to chew all the birth control pills. Man, I ain't got before them things left, bro. My chest tender than the motherfucker. This nigga's stupid, bro. I just want y'all niggas to be around. For some reason, I just feel like having a conversation, my nigga. I know what these goddamn birth control pills got a nigga doing.

I've been up all night, sleeping all morning, my nigg. Excuse me. What, after that shit we don't have seen, the nigga can't burp? Shit, that nigga doesn't get all that stupid shit. I can do it all that stupid shit making a nigga feel old. Like, boy, sit down. Boy, I tell you, them two white women right- You got me nervous and squares.

Them two white women right there, going to write the meanish Yelp review about this show. So, it started out. No, the title of the article, when you buy tickets to a comedy show and a fucking crackhead runs down. So me and Jennifer decided to do something a little different tonight. Nope.

It's gonna be real dramatic because they white women. Guys, no lies, swear to God, like a fucking crack baby ran down there. Like, dude, he was so fucked up on heroin or whatever the fuck, bro. I was like, dude, what the fuck, meow? Meow. And then DC came down and tried to help him, but it didn't work. He just kept doing this weird dance. And we were like, dude, shit the fuck.

Look up. It was some type of tribal dance he was doing. He was wiggling his back and all types of stuff. He don't even know what fucking he was saying. But all in all, when we go again, yeah. Minus the crack hands. They love niggins shit. That's why they're here.

Look, he like, go that way. Nah, you know what it is. Skew me, skew me, skew me, skew me, skew me, skew me, skew me. Get your way of the fucking way. Scoo me, scoo me, excuse me, excuse me. Uh-oh, skew me, excuse me. Get your way inside of my. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me, scoop, poop, pooty, pooty. Yeah, that looked like a little pooh-booter right there. Loose pooting, all night. Loose poohy had to say excuse me. Loose poohy, get damper. Pooty look like you got on the pamper. Hey, loose pooty. Ah, she got under the pens.

Loose poohy. Somebody got on the pins right now. that motherfuckin say it much love you got peege twice in y'all yeah got a fat ass

right now she go hey oh much love to the ladies hey bro my aunt you to have

one of them absorb it depends she is pee in that motherfucker it won't go to the bathroom

she's pee in that bit I'm like until you got to go to the bathroom now not an auto this one

where you can absorb I'm like, yeah, that's up. You're like, yep, I'm doing it now. Bro, you had a very traumatic childhood. Lah, bro. Living with old people is hilarious. There's some old people right now in here.

Would it the peering knife on? You don't pee twice? You're doing it. Hey, bro, that's a thing, bro. Old people pee on themselves, bro. It's Friday night and B.R. Y'all turning up tonight? Nope, they got to go home and change clothes.

That's what I'm looking for. I'm looking for a squirder since you brought up peeing. Looking for it. Right. No, don't squirt on me, bitch. That's pee-pee. I don't want it. That's shit warm.

I know what it is. Is that your red nation? Nope. Nope. Don't you pee on me. I'm a pissed back. Hey, hold up. This is where I'm mad with it, y'all.

I don't give a fuck what it is. Do it. Nope. Don't do it. Don't you do it. Yeah, you're gonna say, do it. That's Pete. We'll peat in.

You show me something. I ain't gonna lie, that shit. It's shit lit, though. I had two girls to squirt out of my other life, two girls. That shit, I ain't gonna lie. That shit is, man. It catch y'all going. I'm like, shth.

Yep. That shit, lit as a motherfucker to you in there flipping your mattress over. You'd be like, ain't nobody in here. Shit, that's my favorite part. That's how I know if we're gonna stay together or not. If she don't help me do it. Help you flip the mattress. Yeah, she gotta help you do it.

Sometimes the mattress would be heavy. That shit doesn't absorb mope. Shut the fuck. Niggas be nasty to my- I dare all you niggins to go home and take that mattress, cover off your mattress, and see how many stains you had left on that bitch over the years. Nah, go over a girl house and rip the motherfucker's sheets and see what that mattress really look like. Oh.

She's gonna come out of the bathroom. I'm like, really? Bitch, that's one of Brown's split. That bitch has been passed down through the man. been passed down through the family. Oh, it ain't passed down, it's new. You ain't gonna even get to the mattress because soon as you get that damn sheet off,

that condom rapper gonna pop off from under that head. Who the fuck wearing this magnum with two exes on it? See how they didn't laugh, it's true. What? What happened? This is not that. Fuck that. You know what's having it? No.

I said it. I said it. I said it. I don't start that shit in here. here. I said it. You know, motherfucking Dirty Bird, nigger, don't get me started. I ain't even going to lie. I really hope the Saints make the Super Bowl,

because y'all ain't got cheated the last three years. Now, I... Y'all ain't got done greasy the last three years, boy. Now, I'm going to give credit when it's Duke. Now, y'all know, y'all in the loud, I got these little few, but y'all know we really like cousins. I fuck with Drew Brees. That nigger is a motherfucking monster.

But it's still Dirty Bear Nation. y'all got to cheat that first year that nigga threw that touchdown in Minnesota and scored then last year y'all got that phantom called not called I don't know if there's another city that love football like New Orleans the fucking Saints win and the police get drunk ain't that some shit we got you it ain't too is that they tell you that it's that nigger father from earlier fuck all that is my turn who that What did you say, nudge.

What'd you say, niggins? Oh, that's it. It hurt, don't it. Fuck the falcons. Fuck you, nigger. I'm a ride for my, I'm a ride for my city, so y'all. Y'all can't say you the fucking mon'am. Cuckoo!

Cuckoo! Hey, get what, bro. You know in New Orleans. Let me tell y'all how petty do you, you niggie is, bro. Let me tell you something. They have a fucking banner that says 273 on the expressway. You niggins play too much over here. Y'all don't know how to let shit go, bro.

Let that shit go, bro. They like to throw that shit in the right. Give us our point, 283. Okay, okay, I know I know the scope. Y'all give a fuck about that. Half of them niggins don't even play for them no more. I'm giving a shit. I know the school.

It was 283 and we lost. I can't think I asked for every time. I think about that shit, boy y'all is... Think of we had 283, do your son play for the Saints, ma'am? You are yelling like a mother. Who that goddamn, who that, shit, now, shit, who that now? Now, but look, let me be, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me be honest, nigga.

When y'all motherfuck on shoeball, then, who's proud on low? Who's fucking with y'all? You did what I'm saying? So don't rub the two and they three and I'm motherfucking. Them niggas up there that got lit. Because they know that shit real. Who that these next, bitch? Ooh, come on, kick bucket with me.

Yucca! Calm down, D.C. Be gonna keep fucking with me now. Calm down. You keep on getting excited next thing. You know you're gonna be like this. A nerd shirt back up. I ain't noticed he had blowplop.

He got blowpop on his sleeve. Is it the shoes? This is the greatest nigga ever. How many different Halloween candies you got on there? Nurs and heads. Hey, beautiful. Hi. Hey.

Hi. She lead devotion at church. What? Hi, dear, mama. You turn to 30-8 today? You turn to 30-8 today? You're turning 38? You're trying to get 38?

Merry Christmas. You're like a good-ass third grade teacher. How you doing? What's your name, man? Peaches. Hey, Peaches. Where you from? Hammond.

She's from Hannah. She's from Hammond, Louisiana. That means she like, dear me. Well, I know you serious, because you got on them praise dance shoes, so I know you're about to get busy. at bill happy birthday sweetheart happy birthday baby happy birthday to peaches yeah peaches it's all with that one lady that thing she can say again church bitch you cannot say what she sound like my love will one day home oh oh oh oh to my lord

be around this thing too long oh my god she'll never know how to get out of the money and the Lord is on my turn why you opening your mouth so wide there come right out ain't be bruh and I went to the hook by 30 times come on for the judge and For, oh, for a, and for ever, I said, Jesus. Hey man, we gotta get ready to get the fuck out of here, man. Oh my God. Oh, Jesus Christ. That is crazy, man.

Hey man, hold on that shit too funny, bro. One more time, DZ. Ladies and gentlemen, Sister Clare East. Lord is on my side and mercy. on me and the Lord thank you, amen, amen for my son. Sister Clarice, we gotta get ready to get out of here now, baby. And the lead, yeah.

Oh, and you're on my daughter. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. And you ever, ever going to leave me? Hey, bruh, oh, you... Stop, dick. Yeah. I ain't get away from me, man. Hey, man Rouge, you know

Man Rouge, y'all had a good time tonight, man. Nah, we need to let you did. Y'all have a good time tonight, be all y'all sold this bitch out, man. out man hold up before y'all get to leave and don't go nowhere we got to put this one on the gram ya motherfuckers got all them lights turn them lights on wherever you're your cup your android your iPhone put your lights up we great let them know how y'all do it down here and be our and y'all ain't got shit to do i'm at club district tonight club district fuck will fly in the law oh lo be in that going crazy oh you got three roses for us look boy you made me feel

like we on boomerang thank you ma'am she's about to get it You gave me a rose. Thank you, man. It's for me? Oh, nah, give me my rose. Oh shit. I love you. All right, get up on your feet,

man. We're about to show them how we did it tonight. Love y'all, Ben Rouge. Love y'all motherfuckers. Hey, with that pussy, yeah, the wood that pussy, girl, where that pussy, where that pussy, girl. Where that pussy, where that pussy, girl. We got merch downstead. We got merch downstead.

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