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Episode Date: January 31, 2025

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because niggas was everywhere it was a lot of motherfuckers that people's coming from everywhere and they beat the shit, out of my center with that motherfucker right there and when I tell you that I could still hear how he were crying I knew when they were hitting that nigga bro so them shit I know it and he'd be six eight he'd about two fifty six eight and I'm gonna do I'm gonna do I'm gonna do that shit I'm gonna mace him before I hit him with the

god damn man they were never hit the nigg in knees man he was like ha ha I still remember that shit oh me if you want to who'll help spray your ass this nigga got come on and weapons and the He's like a video guy. Yeah, because I don't want to shoot you. I got that gun. He just walking around and killing niggins and whenever they drop, he'd pick it up.

Oh, this shit, got some, you see, Miyaki is that? He'll still eat. It's a 9-0-0-0. Oh, okay. Oh, this nigga got a baton. Just break on weeks for the mace and hit a nigger with the curb. Oh, wrong for shit. Get your beautiful smelling it.

Niggis, that curve? That's crazy. Nah, I got that. That's a deep-ass bag, though. You didn't do a commercial for that bag. put everything in that bitch I can't believe you ain't stop pulling shit out oh boy you obviously what else I got me got a child I'm gonna wait when we ain't got no goddamn camera row yeah yeah we'll yeah we got a whole box damn bro how the fuck he's going

through some shit your back gonna hurt all right they gonna have back issues and they got 48 pounds then he got a little bodega phone Hennessy that's a that's a bodega back there's you got a old bodega weapons that's you got a old weapons 2025 man some shit guy get left in 20 photo won't be my weapon what's you got some shit getting left yeah for sure what you leave complaining explanation oh yeah I ain't explaining shit it is what it is mm that's how you really stress not explain the shit why not not explaining shit mm-hmm I was preaching old niggish shit keep talking to the young nigga oh I ain't saying

about it everybody every time my leave you. If I don't see you on my way out, I'm leaving. You know I'm gone. You're going going to feel my love. Yeah. You're going to feel it. When I'm gone. You're going to feel when I leave. You got damn right. I'm gone. I will get home fine, just fine. Like I always do. And shri- by the time you called me and realized I'm going, I'm being at home. I'm being at home. I love being at home and looking on Instagram and seeing me and they're still there. Oh, wow. I love it.

You know what I'm gonna do, bro. Y'all, nigga, I'm chilling. You still talking to people. You were there for a split second. Yeah, man. I'm in and out. I love it. I love showing face.

Oh, yeah. Face is the best shit because the nigger can be like, damn, man, that nigga pulled it up. Because then when you show it, like, boy, that's crazy, you're out of the house. That's the special look. That last time I see your ass out. I was like, hey. It's best to see your ass out.

When we see it at that, this is the only thing. I don't want to go nowhere. This is the only thing. I don't go nowhere as much it is this. I ain't know what, though? 2025. You go outside? I'm gonna go some place.

I'm gonna go some places, Lowe. Come on outside, bro. I'm still, like. Look around, man. The people love you, bro. They need to see you, man. I know. Not tomorrow.

I'm just talking my regular shit. Like, comedy show or something. You ain't, you know. Cool shit. It's gonna be a frenzy. You don't want no frenzy. You don't want to step out to no frenzy. Yeah, we're gonna safely step out.

Be around some people you actually know. Right. You fuck with. Yeah. That's social. We're going to do a little social. It's just a little different thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, that's different.

Yeah. Like places you don't need to take you a baton. I'm gonna say, that in a, uh. A batonless environment, nigga. There's no such thing. Right. This nigga thing he blayed. And he goes to the bathroom with a baton.

I don't think I'm blade, but I might run into a nigga who think he blayed. You know what? You know what, don't know you're right? Because the fat nigg do you run up on your ass. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to have to do. That shit. You never know. No, you never know.

He talked a lot of shit. You got two hands, though, is all I'm saying, though. Right. You got... No, no, no, no. He got, how many weapons can you have when you're at once to use? A gun and a baton. A gun and a baton is a good, too.

That's the next part. You know, it feels like jail, though. You know, I'm not trying to stay out of jail. I'm not trying to stay out of jail. That's why I feel like terrorism. A pistol and a... You never know what you might have to do. You're not going to jail for using that.

For the baton? No. No. But with the gun. Combination. Combination. The combination will send your ass up the road. I gotta use a gun, I'm gonna use it. But if I can goddamn get a motherfucker up on me with that right. Yeah, you might as well.

Okay, yeah. Hold on. So you're going to turn first. And then they let you go on. Okay. Well, you did, you did, uh, take your, you're gonna take your medicine? You're gonna take medicine when they put you in there?

You do take the medicine, you're gonna be crazy. You're gonna be crazy for real, though. It's gonna help me came. But what good is I, after that shit. I made shit you home? What you want to be? I ain't in jail or home and a little crazy. Talk to me.

You never, that ain't, ain't no real way to answer that. That's what I'm saying. So take your ass in there and take that medicine. Because you want to be home. You want to be home? You want to go to jail? We're home to go into jail. I ain't doing it at first.

You ain't going home either. I ain't doing either one. I'm just saying, man, y'all just make sure I got me my $85 a week so I can go max out my commissary if I have to go. Man, you gotta buy packages now. You can't even just give money. You got to buy packages. You got fans that'll be sending you shit paintings and shit.

I don't give a fuck, makes sure I'm straight. Yeah, yeah. Hey, man, you need some noodles or something. Yeah, send me $10. 10. Don't send me a lot, but just keep sending me them $10. You don't want to be loaded in jail like that. Don't want to be pretending to be rich.

Hey, you know, funny, buddy down there, that, you know you got. They got something to brand and they got that college. You can't be having all the fucking pies and snicles and shit in jail and thinking anybody coming at you, anybody plotting on you like they be doing in the streets. Yeah. I mean, you got to put stuff.

You got too many snookers. Everybody ain't got support while they get locked down. But if you get, but look, though, if you, I believe, if you're piecing up to the right motherfuckers, you might can run a business for a good little bit. You make the motherfuckers the niggas that ain't got shit, but, like, really headbusters. You give them some shit for free. Oh, people are homeless. You might be all right.

My partner's uncle don't want to be on the street. He'd rather be in jail because he's running that bitch. He's making money. He's making money. Now, he knows how to get you anything from my phone. to a call. I'm sorry. He don't want to come outside in the plastic skills. You know what I'm laughing.

My back to cut you off. You know somebody like that. Nah, I'm just thinking you're talking about your partner. So back when I was like really out here fucking around in the streets and shit, low-key. But Lois was at the crib. And my plug came by her and shit. And I ain't like have everything I need it.

That you start counting the shit. He's like, Loz's like, well, shit, I'm gonna go. Gotta know how to read the room. Seriously, I'm gonna go ahead and get on that. Let me go get my little bitty bag. This is my business. We were family though. Like, I don't even think if you remember this.

You know they killed my nigger, man. I didn't know that. Nah, man, yeah, bro. I had no idea. Yeah, man. Not in that bit. Oh, the police did it is. Why I killed the nigger, man.

Yeah, bro. He was armed, he ain't shoot. was armed in shoe that's crazy yeah bro sorry to bring the mood down they just reminded me all that but yeah I did know a nigga like that was a womp wompaw down I did not a nigga like that to Jay Whitehead you know niggins only want to come out of them I don't see how because I don't I don't want to go in I mean I you know I got arrested and went to jail a few times but I ain't never been to prison I ain't never had to stay more than the weekend yeah

I ain't never been none of that shit yeah and count your blessing Mm-hmm, I ain't going. Because the weed man I had, that man, that nigger fell off because I had met the little hole over his house and hit her, and he had wanted to hit her. Oh, man. But she liked me.

But he was giving her free weed for her. She's still like me, but you got, she liked me. Can't eat with your shit with your smoke. So he didn't tell you why he ain't fuck with you no more, or he just stopped answering the phone? Yeah, yeah, I want to know, yeah. The weed man is supposed to, he got to answer the phone. Yeah. So he just stopped being like,

I mean, I ain't really need to go over there. She was getting a weed. Am I room? No, you ain't wrong. But I'm not about to come over there and kick it and then we buttons and then I know that you secretly mad that I ain't hit the little hole in there and this is weird now. Like, oh, you the type get mad. She didn't like you. Yeah.

Maybe the next one. You might meet the whole mouth. It'll come. They come. See, you're supposed to. You're trying to strain the friendship. You got to see how this plays out. See how this plays out.

We'll see. Like Remo said in there, that nigger probably went to thinking like, man, I'd be getting her a three, five, four she leads. She'd probably take it right over that other loaves. She'd do. And we smoke in one backwood. That's why you think it because it's happening. No, back then one about smoking backwood.

What was swishers? Swishers. Big swishers. Big swishers. Big swishers. And even White Island. What the first thing you rolled with? The first thing you rode with.

Ah, I was on them, Optimo's first. Optimos, yeah. I said, Philly Blunt. I like that. Philly Blunt. The Whitehouse was very slow. Philly Blunt. Phyllis, they used to be, they come off of mine.

But I still were smoking Swishers, even when they was big. The big king Edwards. Swishers won out back then. The big ones. I was smoking great Swish. Oh, the Swisher sweet brine. The big one. Yeah.

That big cigarette. That's the big cigarette. That was just the fat-assed-a-med. It was just the fat-assed-a-old. But it was good mid back then. When I started smoking. That one motherfucker was paying $20,000 for a Cush. Yeah, or Grandma Cudgeon.

That was that laugh. Yeah. That one motherfucker had to pay. Like, if you were smoking Cush back then, you were celebrating, unless you just really had it. You were selling crack if you smoked a lot. You were selling cocaine, bro. 25 hours of ground, didn't get you.

Cray. Every blood. You was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You had the job with the government. $600 a ounce back then. Yeah. It was.

I think I was a lot. For this love. For the love. I think I was the last friend to get off mid. You said you what? I think I might have been the last nigga to get off a minute. No, Lowe's wouldn't smoke with me for years because I moved that letter I was broke.

And I smoked a mid-blunt round Lowe's one time. And that nigga would not hit my blunt for years. Even when I were making money. That might not even been mid. That might have been some rigid. Man, br of all hayes, I never forget. We're smoking that shit. And, brother, would not smoke a very short mid-run.

I told him to put his weed up. Get my life, nigger. Yeah. That nigga wasn't like, he'd hit me. all the time, put your weed up. I'm not smoking this. I had the show loads that bang. Yeah, nah.

This is what I'm smoking, nigga. Where'd you get it from? I feel like I was one of the first. I was doing it now. Well, when I got real group, in the comedy group, I feel like I was one of the first niggas that like have because that was back when I was smoking them joints, you remember this? Yeah, I used to go always get some good weed from him.

Yeah, bro. My mid run was very, very short, very, very short. Yeah, the mid was, mid didn't last too long. Yeah, it was. Some niggas, it did. But sometimes you might have a mid-blit. I was telling that shit for a good little minute. And you sprinkled that loud on top of that mid.

Yeah. And that was a high mid. It's a high mid. That was like for the last blunt, though. What? Sprangler. Like if you had like Graham or some loud. Oh yeah.

Because you don't roll the good blunt that kush? You might have a point two of that could. Yeah. You're gonna go to a hawk game. Nigger roll up the loud blunt and have the bullshit blunt and tuck the good one and be like, yeah, we're gonna, yeah. I don't know. put the lay a little bit of the loud at the bottom of the cigar or you put it on top of the

top of the middle yeah I was for all right I was breaking off putting this yeah I'm so tricky I'm gonna put a little bit more at the end because I know I ain't gonna smoke the whole thing yeah and everybody's having to taste it at the end and I ain't with your roach you blushed you smoking all right I do it that's why rose blunts was an error man I ain't never had to roll the roach I'm gonna roll in a roach I've never done you unrolled them or you rolled them I'm not doing none of them and then you roll the whole thing. I'm not doing the roll the ones that was just no that's paper on paper on paper my partner did that shit one time I had the worst headache ever yeah I ain't smoked I see somebody do it I ain't smoke that shit and it's disgusting all I'm just them won't be high I'll jump up and down now I'm crack-ed-ed-ed-out yeah I didn't roll them both ways I didn't unrolled them and just rolled up the roachers not that what he did he didn't unroll them it was still the paper yeah that shit now that's not that's like you get fucked up boy yeah you smoked the whole blunt He was going through something.

Most smoke a blind, black, back, the back. Cool boy. There's boy. Ain't no time. The back, black, back, that back. Will? And will. Shit, I remember one time the nigga I was getting my weed from in my complex.

I guess these niggas had, they had this, I don't know how the fuck he got the weed or whatever, but he had some shit taste just like exhaust. Was that what they called? No, this shit tastes like exhaust. He doesn't know. He don't snook the shit, baby. I don't know how to fuck y'all got. You got to give me something else, bro.

This shit. Like, you can't even have this shit. No, man, that's the shit worse than smoking the cigarette. They call that shit in muffler. This shit, I meant smoking gas. I remember one time I had got a bunch of free dish weed, though. Like, my home, I had this home, and he used to work with the environment, some kind of, like, environmentalist group in college.

And they was working on this, like, a field. project and he had found a bunch of weed growing in a ditch and he had a whole garbage bag full of that shit dish weed it was all muddy and I just dragged the shit out broke it down got spirited like it had been in the mud so it was kind of like it had the consistency kind of like a hash like it had to break up but it was like real like fine and powdery type they don't like smoke the hell out of it it was free yeah free weed smoke Free weed back then, bro.

Which one was better, free weed or free pussy? Free pussy. The best pussy you are ever going to get is that the pussy she wanted to give you. Like, I think we can collectively agree. Of course. As a man, if your woman has ever come up to you and say, my home girl want to give you some pussy. That's going to be some of the most awesome. I ain't ever thought about it that way.

No, that was the pussy right time. When somebody had to relay the message, that means the message was told. Yeah. I'm a woman girl want to give you some pussy. And she knows how that person would be. me right and it be some shit you ain't never even thought about you never even thought to ask this lady for some and she thought about you the whole time she'd been wanting to get to you dog they all want to get to you man just got to be in the right place at the right time mean there's one girl she wanted to fuck me so

bad but her home girl chose first she was mad after that like she wouldn't even talk to me no damn you got to be player with it man no you gotta be playing with it man no you got to fuck they She just had to wait one year when they weren't friends no more. Because they're not going to be friends forever. Women don't stay friends very long. And if you like you're enough, she'll throw the friendship away. Yeah. Fuck hard enough.

She won't nobody's friends. Yeah. Women will crash out. They'll pick early. They won't have no friends. No more. I don't fuck with her like that anyway. Real quick.

I only have female friends that when they say that you go. They'll be a crash. Yeah. They'll crash out. They need hole. I just seen it happen, man. I had some fun summers. Had some fun something, you name.

I don't went from one side of the house to the other side. Come on, what? Come on. Come on. Come on. Room. The roommate? We didn't have a sweet on this side.

They're going to put each other no more. They don't. They don't even talk to each other. They leave out of the house different times, man. They know what time it is. Because I go to class at eight. You're right. You go to class at 10.

So we don't even see each other. Come on, man. What? Ooh, them time. The only time they really talk is like at night when they're smoking the blood in their past stuff. They might make sense. I don't know.

I had to sit them down and I'll cut this shit out. Cut this shit out. I made me something. Smoking. I used to come out of that with the weed. Mm-hmm. Come up. There's one motherfucker shit.

I'm called all the home girl. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Came up. So that's what I was saying. Free weed could get you some free pussy. Oh, I was saying. So.

You fuck around and double down. Free pussy ain't gonna get you no free weed. I like when fans give me free weed at the show, especially somewhere where they grow weed at, like we in Washington or somewhere like that. Did that be a hitter, miss? That's about I say. You know, they come and give it to you straight from the goddamn.

Ain't nobody going to come and get you. Sometimes it don't be that good, though. Your friends don't hate you. You're going to say, like in Washington or Detroit, where they got dispensaries in. I would just in Seattle and somebody gave some bullshit. Really? When they grow in there, because, you know, sometimes they be, yeah, they'd be, I don't want what they grow.

Give me something. I was, we had a show one time, and a nigger came. I guess they heard me talking about the kind bud on here, right? Man, a nigga brain up to, you know how you have eight, four, well, when we do an 85 South show, we could probably get eight, nine different kinds of weeks. On DC, we're like, man, this looks bullshit, I don't want this. And I looked, I was like, no, give me that. You're like, what you, this is some bullshit, you don't want this.

I said, no. You know, this what I've been looking for. This is what I've been looking for him. This kind bud. Yeah. Oh, man, you know that good, kind bud, when the shit smell like soap. Yeah. Oh.

And where, what you got to? Man, I can't remember what a fuck was that. But as soon as I seen it and I opened the bag and I smelled, I was like, This is it? Oh, this is it, baby. Damn. This is it. I had none of that, no.

So if you had a strand, it would be kind bud. Man, if you know what kind bud is, I would take that. It's been a while, so I had some kind. I don't. I don't. I'm trying to find out more. You elaborate. I like the white widow. I don't want anything wrong.

It ain't high times weed, bro. It's like, it's real pretty. It's pretty. It looked like some cush. And fly thought it was bullshit. Man. Like, you have to know exactly what it is when you see it. But it's got, it don't smell pine it like weed.

It's smell like motherfucking soap. Like, it's real like. Yeah. Probably it now. Yeah. It was expensive. though yeah it was like more expensive this was like they could charge you a love at the 5 about 200 a quarter oh no that's cool man this shit no you're

fucking in fucking the early 2000 that was like mega what but that shit's so worth it but I stress this shit out every time I get about a month to but you if you had some you can't leave it out like if you got it you got to put it in like a jar or something because it's gonna have a whole house smelling like you got a pound of weed in there. Shit. Don't have you rock too, you're gonna be high as shit. Boo.

Yeah. No, I want some of that. Man, I used to get it from the white people at Old Miss, like when they go to them concerts and shit, like fish and, what was that other shit? Who didn't blowfish? Nah, this, this shit, fish. What was that shit called, though?

I can't remember that little, it was a, widespread panic and all that shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. When they had, they like, music fest, out in the wood, woods and 10 man they'll come back and have so much camera I know why Brad Panning government they no I don't they do shit at the they were doing shit that feels really I'm trying to think of the name of that festival that they used to go to mm-hmm but they used to come back and have that good-ass week now I like to

look you know the the emo white people yeah the motherfuckers to come back hair all can I had a little I had a little bit coolest white boy plug I had was from the coast of Mississippi man he looked like a fucking hippie they would never fuck with him yeah I knew a lot of cool motherfuckers back in the back in the gap that's why one year is like see anybody that she went to high school with what you mean do I ever see him yeah I see them every now and then they'll pop out at a show oh you know I hear the city everybody that moved away and shit it's so many motherfuckers I ain't seen since the day we

graduated though for sure like I'm thinking these my dogs for life I mean we cool but like life just happened i ain't seen i'm talking about since we walked across the stage no idea what they're going to know yeah that shit's so crazy they know where you are yeah yeah they're gonna find you know where you are they do be cool when they pop up on your show especially like you'd be out of town someone like yeah i work out here now i live in oklahoma they be everywhere man the most random places and you just they don't even be at the show you just be in buffalo wild winds and some shit motherfucker be like Carlos there ain't no way man man get The fuck out of here, man.

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This is your first time? We used to have. It's Remo for a time, bro. All the women that we want, all the bitches who don't like us no more. I missed that conversation. Oh, this is your first time. Welcome to the trap for the first time. Yes, sir.

My nigga, Remo. I don't believe it, man. This is my dog. I can't believe it. It's the first time. Yeah, man. Got the fuck with Remo. Too easy.

Remerrotsky. Yeah. Been in every movie they made in Atlanta. Every movie. Talk about it. Drumline. Yeah. ATL.

Boom. What was the other one? Yeah. Adventure. Adventure. Stony Yard. The one I was thinking, Starned Yard.

Wakanda Forever. God damn it. Right. Started the acting theme, man. Before the comedy. Snow on the bluff. I don't know if y'all remember that he wasn't in there something got like a part-to-all you just ain't that was thinking he was like boy four back he was a guy on the camera he was a knick in the white hat all right

remember the nigg in the white hat in his scene that they was dancing he was in there dance extraordinary yeah who wanted dance battle that's crazy so he faked off in that move in that movie well hey man I appreciate your brother no problem in the high school since higher than our high school we was on hell date together that was funny man time for sweep sweet come on when i first i was like why is this when i seen you on i was like why this niggas so funny on tv because it's like you know you see you see motherfuckers do stand-up or something on tv but i was like oh they let somebody be a nigger on tv you know what i'm saying that was the first time you got to see that shit i was all i fuck with this show

the first nigger on tv the first nigger on tv you was For you the first one I saw. Yeah. And how did your audition for that? What? Do you remember? Hell date? Man, they just kept coming to my shows for like three weeks straight.

They came to seeing me at about 12 spots in Atlanta. The Jamail? Nah, it was the other girl. I can't remember her name. She was cool as fuck, bro. Yeah. What was that girl name? The casting lady.

Who last one? I forgot her name. But I remember my casting. I just walked in a room and she was just like, so where you're from? I'm like, shit. That man, everything or something? She was fine, though.

I just tried to talk to her. All them ladies were fine. See, that's how I know it was like, it kind of was like, oh, no. They had to find, like, all the women who worked on that show was fine. But you couldn't really tell them no. How did they approach y'all for the show, y'all approach you? I didn't even know we was on that show until, like, he'll tell you, like, the niggas showed up.

We think, because they just kept saying some new comedy show on beat. They ain't never tell us hell date until like the day before we started shooting Right damn for real again the rich niggins James Du Bois showed up Stunted on us real hard and then basically told us we weren't getting paid shit We weren't getting paid shit He gonna get paid forever That nigga came and stunned it on us so hard didn't he had a Louis briefcase The old vintage Louis briefcase

What was the why? There's no need for him to have a briefcase bray just showed up I ain't don't need to tell me I'm not getting paid No, it wasn't to be like we're not getting paid. We just wasn't getting paid shit. He basically let us know. $300. It's going to be great.

Exposure. We're going to get you another mindset. If you're trying to get rich, this ain't the show for you. And everybody in the room was like. I thought that what TV was. I thought I was going to be rich. Y'all came and got me. Damn.

Yeah, they wouldn't. It was crazy. That's how it go, though. But that shit was funny. Yeah, y'all. We got a lot of, um. Sposure. lot of exposure a lot of free meals a lot of free event it was just like it was literally like

going on a bunch of dates all day right for real it depends on like when you got eliminated because it had like it was like three events or things yeah and uh you ever see any of the girls still yeah yeah or not still but we saw them at that time that shit was a long as time ago they didn't really know no they really thought they was on a date yeah really was good that was the best part of about it though because they were serious they were giving good long answers well you know I'm just I'm trying to be real transparent and I'm looking for a man who and then be like oh you're serious so you oh watch this so I'm on that agin the food they thinking I'm gonna get eliminated but I got the girls laughing the whole time so they'll never want to eliminate they didn't have to switch plenty episodes well she picked

Carlos so I think that shit might have happened to me one episode because like They would be like, all right, one person's going to get the full date. Then somebody got to be sick. Somebody going to get eliminated after two events. Somebody going to get eliminated after one. Right. And so they'll break us down. So I was always two.

I was always two. I'm like, bro, I'm trying to see the whole episode, bro. I'm trying to get the whole episode. And then I think they was like, she's just laughing so hard at Carlo. I just feel like her spirit wants him. Amen, man. Just spoke me. It was one girl.

Go ahead. She got drunk as fuck. Like she would not start shooting until they brought the liquor, bro. We started shooting at like 9, 10 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. She got drunk a whole bottle. Every time they go off camera, like do her makeup or whatever, she knocked, bro. If she was supposed to be looking for a little, right?

Nigger. She was looking for a bottle. That was you wanted. Man love. It's fucked. A lot of little shit like that happened. like that happened that you know they had to like try to edit it and make it like you have watched the show and you'd be like damn that shit it just came on it's because they didn't

cut all the shit out yeah run an extra commercial in there I think we had some fun on that bitch though yeah we definitely had some fun like fucking with them people that was like oh six oh five what was it probably was oh six oh seven yeah oh so they didn't even have a son then oh wow was that the first time on TV no It was like my second time. That was my first time on BET, though. First time with a BET. You got that BET check, too, boy.

Yeah. You could bet it ain't going to be much. Beet T still on that shit, man. And you're going to wait on that. And you got the weight on it. Man, man, listen, I shouldn't yet. I ain't going to say that on camera.

No, BT good. No, the thing about it, though, is like, if you go, like, if you break it down episode by episode, we wouldn't make it shit. but the only good thing about it though is like we had a lot of episodes right so you get on fucking you can stack them up now though by the time you do get paid it looks like it was a nice piece but you're like man you got them do every episode you're on TV you don't spot that for real if they really paid you what you were supposed to get that's it

costs too much too much because they'll have to pay everybody a hell of money What was your first big checks from, like, entertainment? First big one altogether? Like, like, just the one that she was like, word, okay. It probably wouldn't even a lot. It probably was just like $2,000 or something like, you know what I said. First time I made $1,000 doing comedy, I just had it. I just had a whole night where I just had shows all over the city.

But I had to literally go all over the fucking city. I'm talking about. That's my New York shit. Some long shit. I think I had one show in like, fucking way out past Stonecrest and then had to come all way back down to do some downtown shit. And then I know for a fact I ended my night on the south side at like frozen palace or late shit.

Yeah, some late night shit. But that was a cold night, bro. It was just like the shit in the movie. I had borrowed my neighbor's car and everything. Damn. Had three shows had to do it. I had four shows, probably, because I know I hit it. I made some moves, didn't I?

Yeah, he had a band. Lead the trail about five o'clock, get to the first little spot, 637, run that right quick. Shoot over here, go back over here, then come all the way back around 285 to hit the south side. Sheesh. Nick was working.

Yeah, hustle days, bro. That what they don't see, man. Man. That what they don't see. But hell, putting them checks together is always exciting. Before I started doing comedy, I did a commercial. Okay. Yeah, that shit was like, it was a local commercial, like a tax commercial.

It was 10 bands, though. Hey. That shit was a lot. Hell, yeah. You did, hey, you can make a living off that. Hell, yeah, bro. I still had a job, too. So, shit.

I was doing all right, bro. My friend shit came from accident. Who? A accident. A accident. He said in the industry. He said in the industry. He said that.

Yeah. That's the fur beach? Yep, outside of all that shit. Then in the industry, I got a nice one, but this was like after I started touring and shit. So it was on some, like, okay. There it go. Yeah. This is what I doing it for.

Make it all of them $20 and $50 shows worth it? Oh man, after that shit, I ain't gonna call no name, but it's a promoter around here. Couldn't even call me no more. How much he tried here? He ain't no need to call him me no more. I don't got this check. I don't want it. Oh, yeah.

We're done. I tried to offer you a little number. He did. He did. He always don't offer a little. That's why he can't call me no more. He did. He can't call me.

We're making this, and you think I'm going to come over here and do this? Never. I've stuck my deck, fuck you. And don't use my motherfucking pictures no more. Yeah, that's fun. There's been a lot of little chicks here and there, though. Yeah, little checks. Little checks.

Don't you look back at it. That's always the fun. They hit right then. Yeah, it's always fun when you eat that shit. Especially on the come up, when you go go find an extra $2,000, extra $2,000, extra $25,000. Just off in a little corner. You ain't got a raise no noise.

You ain't got a post no fly. It's just a flat rate. If 10,000 people come, you still get you're 25. You ain't get a fucked up. You don't know. You got that $25. And at that time of you ain't paying no attention. You just got a hole in the wall clubs.

A lot of them came through. You be like, I like coming up. Especially when you give them, I don't want to do it, price. How much you charging for a show? 35, money. I call you right back. I call you right back. And they got it.

Can we do it for 20 steps? I see what I can do. Takes them to make you back in 13. Right. I had talked to my people when they said we can do it. Can you get to the money graham so I can send your head for it? Yeah. Yeah, but you need to go and do it now.

Oh, I'm gonna do it now. Hey, run me up here to pick this money. Nick ain't got a car. Where's there, room here? Man, what? They had the money, graham. They got waiting you to call me back. I've been here.

Nick. Send it. I used to love to come and crawl one of the promoters who give you whatever the fuck you ask for. You might come across two of them. Just give me my money. Yeah. Pick me up.

How many tickets you said? Pick me. Back in the days when you were getting picked up by the promoter. Yeah, drive me up. How do we... Man, in their other, in the back end? Niggas take you to their family house, grass before you pick me up, though.

Yeah, you got to pick this. It's you, him, the baby. A nigga, we in Hall of Louisiana one day. The promoter got a nigger that pick him up to come pick also. Now you in the back seat in the middle. We in the back of this fun of a bitch. I'm talking about he's the passenger side. We in the back seat in me.

My cousin, here old lady, and my partner. But we end up back on the expedition, bro. I'm talking about, like, baby seat, French frat. Squows together, niggas. Squows. Squows. Squows. Brun.

And he hauling ass all over home of Louisiana, bird. Homa, Louisiana. And he don't put us on the mega bus. Man, on the way back? On the way that I have, too, hell. Oh, shit. I ain't riding no fucking. I ain't never been on a mega bus.

Man, I was on the Greyhound. This was in 2000. Twice. I did one time. Fuck that. As if. I would never. The Greyhound is like going to the emergency room.

There's all type of people in that. Hell yeah. That Melga Bo. Is it still in business? I doubt it. Greyhound just built a new station. I don't miss them by magic. That shit is beautiful.

Yeah, so. Beautiful Greyhound station. I didn't know that was new. Okay, cool. I remember when I used to be fucked up over there. I had a show, and I rode with my homeboy and this girl that he was fucking with. And after the show, I'm thinking they're going to drive us back over to the crib, to my crib. Man, he was going to fuck her.

I ended up staying over her house. Oh, man. Her and her sister had so many goddamn kids between or two of that. Oh, no. Don't you get on her sister. What the way? I don't want her sister. Don't you get on her sister.

Don't get on her sister. Oh, no, man. It's fron around. Don't get on me. I'm in there acting booze you like a bad bitch. I'm on the couch like this. I'm going to go all right. I'm fine.

I just want to go home. Right. It's cool, but. Yeah. You go to the Wi-Fi house? I didn't go on all day. Oh, nigger. When she hit you with it, you want to lay in the bed.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You ain't killed your whole night. I'm fin to watch Robo. I'm lost. I'm going to watch Robo. I'm going to watch Robo. I'm going to watch TV, bitch.

Oh, fuck. Oh, hell, no. His baby's in there. He's fertile. I'm trying to put me on a rat before. I'm like, bro, you know these ain't my type, bro. Man. Hey, nigger hit a rat, though, bro.

Stop playing. No, I'm talking about, like, yeah, you'll hear yourself. You don't know how bad they're doing till you go over there. I mean, my men, bad bitches at the show one night. Me and my partner went over there after the show, them bitch was living in straight poverty. They were living foul and fucked up. You know, when they got a lot.

to fold that futon down. Oh, nigga, that, you know that futon? You're talking about it? Nigger, this bitch had just broke. They didn't even have the legs on the futon, nigga. It was just like, wall.

Just propped up against the wall, so if you move it, you gotta lay down. Nigger? I went to a bitch house, she ain't had no towel racks. All the towels was like on the tub part. It was like, all your towels gonna be on the tub. Let me out of here. It was four of them staying in a two bedroom,

oh yeah. When they went and got the tub, twin air mattresses and blew them bitches up in the living room. I was like, yeah, it's probably time for the leave. Y'all got, when they brought y'all beds out. One of them got some real good pussy and keep the rent paid. One of them in the sink. I ain't even want to pussy.

It looked like every dish in the house was dirty. And when they bring them out, I'm like, what are you trying to play slipping slides? They were bad, though. All four of them was. All four of them was like. You know what, though? We had met like two of them at the show,

and then we got back to the crib. It was two more bad ones on there. But they was like, they was bad if they had some money. You know what I mean? No, they was bad. But if you're like, if they were real bad. Like if this was pay week, they'd be better. Like they're pretty.

They just look dirty. You know what, do I have noticed? A lot of bad bitches don't be clean. Some danger bitches. Like they like to try on clothes and throw shit out and just leave it out there and have shit. and in their kitchen and they make makeup and shit on the sink and they're worried about

how they look more so than how they happen. You sitting there like, when you all been to Zaks? Right, why is it dressed in the toilet, bitch? I know this ain't the exact because you was eating on FaceTime last week. You didn't throw the bag away or nothing. You ain't a week old salad, your stomach gone. That's funny.

Nasty, bitch. It's cool, though. It is what it is. Bigger house always be clean. Always, and it smell good. And it smells. She always got some Poppourri or something shit Some different smell that you don't know about, yeah

And her plug-in be from white barn and shit Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got $16 plug-in. I love when you go over Big Girl House because they don't never really got no clothes on for real. They'd be smelling like hot. They just be house-coated titty.

They'd be hot. They'd be hot. They'd be hot. I don't sleep with no color. I don't got no comfort. They did me. All she got it. It's that fan and that sleep happening.

That fan and me. And his own is. And don't you touch it. You got that sleep out in the machine. You got that steeped out. On that motherfucker. She got everything silk. That's why you sweating, bitch.

Everything in his silk. Man, I went, bitch. She has some silk sheets over the eyes and fucked around and slipped out of the bed. Bitch. And the sheets don't stay on the bed. Like, that shit is really ridiculous. Stop, get some regular fucking shoes. It's going to sound weird.

I need sat. Satin, though. Silk made me sweat. Satin I can deal with. I thought I was some shit. I brought my girls with silk sheets. Yeah, that should make you hot. Yeah, that shit is not.

You had to make the bed up four times to get it right. Yeah, this shit. They're going to come on. It's going to come up under this shit. I don't know. I don't know that. When the woman getting your bed in the satin sheets, they'd be like, okay. That's what you could tell if she had her feet done or not.

Yeah, because it's going real. You hear that look. Well, I got some u. I got some ugg sheets. You can see the cup. Yeah. The imprint. She got, yeah.

He's got memory phones, too. She got there. If it's scratched, you can tell. I don't like when women take a shower and they get out, they don't smell like no fruit. Oh, boy. She's naive with your soul. Like, if you can get your little fucking ass back in your shower and put that apricot on your teeth.

You don't know what you're obsessed. Bitch you're a raspberry. You don't get back in any. You don't smell like a spring valley. Get your ass. Don't your ass like that man, baby. No, I'll tell you the worst thing to me is right, like, you know you about the fuck or whatever,

right before you fuss, you're like, let me go Pete. Like, bitch, I'm gonna eat that. Nah, my God. I'm still gonna eat them. Yeah, he's still gonna eat them all right, man. That never a little coocha, bro. Don't tell me that to go Pete. I'm still gonna eat.

You're gonna raise up and look at you. Like, why is it spicy? He's got two feet spicy down there. No. Hell no. Don't turn me away. No. I don't want that

cancel on that pussy gone. Yeah, Remo. You're not in the can't. They're going to wipe out. Oh, a lot of them. You're not going to drink. It's standard touch.

My chance with the case. I have three showers, wow. Why the fuck with this bitch? Right. I'm saying, if she's getting off the toilet from Pete. No. No.

No. No. No. She's not doing it. She's not doing it. She's jumping right on your mouth. No. She's what you.

I'm hearing that shower going on. He don't wait. Yeah, nah. He'm gonna go fucking on the toilet. You don't let it drip test. Ah. He don't throw it digging in my phone on the bed. He's just sit down in the toilet.

I was feeling shit, bro. It's on my chest, and I'm gonna make sure... Come on, now. I'm gonna make sure it fall. Real freaking, nigga. Maybe the movies is 17. Man, no, nigg is crazy. You're gonna hold you from a real freaking, bro.

God, damn. You don't. You don't hold, baby. You don't know. Too freaking. white the pussy off out of the shit done pee. Yeah. You don't want to eat the feet.

That's a nigga from America. You don't want to wipe her vagina before you eat it. I honestly don't give a fuck. Whatever. No, you could just help what happens. They ain't know whatever happened. It's a car wrecked. This is a sex.

Of course, but I'm just saying, bitch. I don't care. I care. He did. He didn't. He took a job, bro. He's a different upbringing. a different upbringing.

Right. That's a cookie monster, man. And that's a cookie monster, man. I'm scared of my life. I ain't eaten another cookie ever again. Not in no jar. I don't even want to meet a bitch name cookie. After I said, somebody's shit in a cookie job.

They ain't going to deter me. No, I understand. It ain't going to deter me either, but I don't want to hear you say that. It's going to fuck me up. Oh, okay. Well, we were on the wrong page. I thought you were saying that you're going to make me back. Nah, I don't want to.

No, I ain't going to never not fuck when I'm about to fuck. The hungry. I'm taking shit. They have never done it. No. I can't think of it. I can't think of one. Anybody no stop fucking that they're shooting.

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Oh. Yeah, because it was like too fast. I had just met her. We went to her room. She asked me those three questions and then she was like, I moved the bed so we could fuck. It was bad. You didn't ask her three questions? I ain't had time.

I was moving to bed and fucking. I had time. I was out my tattoos. She was waiting on your question. Yeah, I was like 29. What do you ask, though, after a bitch I already untold you let's fuck? No, we, so, all right. So, you know, sometimes it'd be, you know, I'm young.

So sometimes you go to a bitch room and it take a little while. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to the room with that in mind. Like, yeah, let me think what I'm going to say. She started off the third question, is the bed shit. And I'm like, oh, we fucking, damn, okay, that's kind of different than what I'm used to. I'm a little, she just had to fuck somebody.

Like, she used to this. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I don't want a virgin, but I don't want a bro. I mean, give me a bench in the G-League. We ain't got nothing else to talk about it. Nah, yeah, I ain't talk about it yet, though. She talked about that.

I didn't get to say nothing. Yeah, I like to do stuff, too. I'm a hunter. a woman that knows she won't. Yeah, I do, but I still like to hunt that a little bit. I don't want it to that easy. Tupac was real when he said that. That shit was some real shit. The easy pussy, man, I don't know. That one I don't like to really buy pussy all the time. You don't really love to buy it. All the time, because we don't get wet when you buy it. For real?

Nah, man. Not like when they really like you and shit. When she really wanted you to purchase your pussy from. That's the best. It don't be as wet as wet as when you buy. You're the same bitch, you bought some pussy and shit. I've been knowing you all this time. No, y'all was buying pussy. Oh, well.

Well, I was, like, you're saying it like, it's a, like, it's a verbal. You know what you think you're, you think, oh, he's got your fucking degrees, shit. Look. Didn't you do that in my fucking day? You're a fucking degree. Tell me this. That's a fucking Twitter. Hey.

He said he don't really like the bad. He liked the bad. I said all the time. You hear that laugh at all. So much. No, I'm just saying So like How you do this?

I'm trying to say like If you wet sometime But a lot of the time What's the split? Like If you had to break it down Like pussy you had to break it down like Pussy you earn

versus pussy you both So look, bro What's the percentage? I'll just tell you all this Ash, y'all, you know Asht to do taxes and shit I thought you're like No, I don't know

To say a pussy It's a nigga that do tax So you know So he embarrassed The shit out of me this year He had hit me up He was like, man, what's in charge right here? It was like, $200.

And I was like, I don't know. He sent me what it was. I had to look it up. I was like, oh, that's Apple Pay. He was like, damn, they did it a bunch of times. I was like, nah, people. He's like, oh, well, you're going to have to send me that. Oh, no.

Don't deduct that. Just, I had a screen shot every month of all the Apple Pays. I was sitting in the bitches for, like, the last year. And I was like, what's that? That's all this. They come to you? So what's earn pussy? Does fans count?

Like, I'm just saying like, pussy there's somebody that's getting you just tax-free of me. Tax-free. Okay. That's one, yeah. I feel good that I'm going to, like, be, like, be able to offset some shit with doing that, but I felt embarrassed by sending him all of the Apple Pays. If you're embarrassed, you shouldn't be doing it. That was 2024.

That's what we're leaving in 2024. Two hundred thousand. Do the Apple Pace. No. No. No. Oh, so the first, the charge he saw was $200. I sent a chick $200 because she had, like, these flight things.

But it was a lot of $200. So he was seeing a bunch of, something, it was $2,000. He was right, them bitch, though. It was a couple. It was a lot. Yeah. Someone just puts it in and sometimes like, oh, my rent, you know what I mean? So.

No, don't try to fake a relationship because you're buying pussy. You need a little hip. No, you don't want some rent. I don't, I don't, I didn't help. That's what I'm saying, bro. And ran to that bitch, like, well. You paid the whole wreath. Niggas, bro.

Yeah. She was in the rears. No, I'm not, we're in the whole ring. The whole thing I helped. Y'all didn't. She doubled down. You called everybody who didn't help. She told you it was 1,700 and it was 9.

You sent 10. You sent a band. You sent a band? Yeah, you have. He's nice as he. Yes, you have. I'm very nice. So what you put on the rent did since?

He'll pay the rent and won't even get the bus. He'll pay the rent and won't even get the bus. He's like, just hit me next time. me next time. Nick, a philanthropist. Nick, a pussy philanthropist? No. She's blowing his phone up.

You're doing? You're doing? They said, I'll get you next time. You still don't want to push no. No, no, no, no, no. I get you next time. Ain't that fucking nice. How much you put on this?

You say you wouldn't do it down or whatever you see what? It depends on my financial situation. Right now. So this is a real cool chick. You know, she ain't never did nothing wrong. She didn't a bind. Has he ever hit. It matters.

You ain't had too much time, you don't, you don't fuck the twice. You ain't had too much time to fuck with it up. If I fucked the twice? Too time. Yeah. She got a better chance to get more out of me if I ain't fucked. Mm. If I don't fuck, you can't.

All right, so you ain't fuck. Now, answer the question. But I'm kidding. Yeah. Hey. Oh. He didn't say. You didn't say it.

No. No. You guys go. Nah. Hit me next time. No. Nah. No.

move on like this nigga ain't say he spent a bunch of money on some pussy last shit. And when I asked him, I'm fine. Where's he been getting all this $2,000? So I told you, I explained myself the $200 was for a flight thing. I just mentioned $200 and that what you heard. No, I meet women who are in situations. No, I meet women that I think are not in situations and for some fucking reason, bro, and we can, or less they are in a situation every goddamn time.

track who we are. Oh, am I in a situation? You need a track where you are. I feel situated. You and you are. Money for the bussy. Remark, I feel situated, I swear to God, I do. I don't feel like I'm okay.

Like, these motherfuckers, like, I don't, yeah, because I'll sleep outside before I ask the motherfucker for something. That's high. How much is too much? Too much money to give a woman. I treat everything like. $1,000.

A hundred. I treat everything like a bottle. So your pussy max is $500. No, I'm not buying the pussy. He said, no, he just, that's That was the question. How much two-month-a-pussy is a question? If I really want all the bullshit in the game, just get out.

She can't give me her number because I still got my maids. What I'm saying? If she just flat out gave you a number, and you were like, how much for some of that buzzet? She said, what would you stop at? Where do you draw the number? 500. So if she said seven, you're going to count her with five? I'm at 5.

Let's do 600. 5.25. If they want it, 575. Split it over it. You can't go that far away for your 5. You got to 525. Yeah. You mean, it's right there.

Oh, she won. It's on the realm. You got to hear the pussy like something. God damn, it's supposed to be sacred. No, bro. If you pay the whole seven, you get, you're gonna get the head too, right? Yeah. Oh, get the head with the five.

But if you negotiate with, let me get the head. Ah, nah. Head with a condom on, it ain't the same. Brits. If you pay for pussy, you better put a condomone, nigga. Get my microphone. This, man. What are you talking about?

You feelin't fucking pay for raw? Huh? You shouldn't do pay for wrong? If you're going to get no prostitute. Then what is you talking about? Then what you're talking about? Pussy, what do you, what do you call her? What are you falsers?

I said, it's like, me, I told you. No, it's It got to be not, there's got to be a bitch I like that you know. I just pay her five. She wasn't the regular job.

She knows she gets paid them for two weeks. I ain't know y'all's I'm a random whore and I don't know. I ain't. $500 and she fucking she didn't do a lot of time but she kind of do it.

She don't have customers but she'll sell you some. Yeah. Yeah. That's like. Her Shopify got like two shirts. You got a backup page, but it's private. That was you fucking the niggins.

No, I'm saying, for real. Oh, you know, you don't across a bitch you like that you know what you're fucking. Who's just doing the little bit? They know that she might come across a jam. They're not buying pussy I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. I'm not. That's like to be tricked like he helping.

Yeah. Yeah. She just, let me. Look, you want some pussy. You ain't got a date. Hey, I don't get you all 700 for the easy. Come on, you know, y'all's a lot. Come on, now, because this nigga Tile on the other end, he ready to send his money.

You know what I got it? You can go and click on the bitch. Answer that nigga boss. I know all the shit is he mean. No. You ain't about a business like something expensive then. Yes, I bought a lot of shit. He's a nice guy.

He has told you from the top. You're insane. But I'm just saying, these are not just women who are on coming across it just want something and they're like bam you're a nice guy but the so one that's not you're buying that you kind of what we're talking about we're talking about that's pretty good actually that not not you like these people see that was he got it confused he think I'm talking about his hose no I'm talking about the whole not your personal stash or you're supposed to help your hose that what I thought you were talking about

All right. Hold on someone. He knew the whole time when I was talking about. All your hose is exclusive. You're on the Hennessy. Good ass show, sold out, promote to take you to the strip club. But your hose didn't hit tonight. You in Houston.

Okay. You in Houston. Okay. Bad John Walker. You know how Houston strip club is. Bad John. Hey, I fuck with you. I was actually at the show tonight.

Seven hundred for the pussy. She don't fuck with me too much. I thought there was a fan. She paid for no fan. No. Go back and get me the business not a laugh on the third row. Let me see your phone. On my side, though, it's a certain level of security you're supposed to get if you didn't pay for some pussy.

Okay. You're supposed to get some discretion, some secrecy. Oh, of course. Yeah, you can't just be out here exposing your tricks. Yeah. He bought some pussy for me and he was, shut up. Hey, bitch, you got a screen. Everybody at Bowfine church is looking at us crazy.

Don't you be silent. Don't you be silent. I gave you something 100 dollars. You better scream, bitch. I don't even care if you do her. Damn, you can't. If you're going to really like her, you might well just wait two weeks in date her.

You're talking about you really like. You're talking about you really like. You're going to be paying for this pussy and you and her Instagram. You want to do it again? No, nigga, she's charging. Yeah. you do but it's a price you think you might

to fuck her into liking you ain't no duck out what I'm saying I don't if we got an understanding you know what I'm saying you just want a little something The understanding is over after you buzzet is nuts So you're all saying this is a price every time Every time

No The game! No You said if it's like man No This is a case that This is a price He was like every time So he didn't

Every time you tell me, I got to pay you this crazy to me. It's not Costco. You don't get a membership. Yeah, nigga. These women that he cash after, he knows that it's good. They're going to need something after he gets his pussy. Just call me when you need a little something. Don't call me with a set fee every time.

You know what I mean? You might need your breaks done or you might be behind on your light bill or. So that's what I do. I don't buy a pussy. I put down on pussy. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Isn't what I'm saying. Lozness.

They're not even in the city. This is what I don't understand. They don't get it here for me. Oh, I can't get them that, dude. I'm gonna get to them. It's just to hold them in place. I need you in a 50 mile radius if you get any money for me because you know, I might wake up one morning. You can call it what you want to.

You can call it what you want to. That's what I'm going to thunk and you can get in a little change. You done it too, man. No. I know you in real life, bro. I know what you do. I know what you do. I like you, I'm not going to sit here.

You're going to make me do it. That's just be real. This thing is paying for this. She can get. I ain't finish here. I'm a grown-in' man. I like the fuck. So yeah.

If you, if I... You say yourself a lot of times just being direct and quit pussyfooting around it. If she needs a little money for the pussy get to her. I work. I think you're paying for the money. You really paying for the convenience anyway. Yeah. To save a whole bunch of time.

To be honest, you ain't really paying for the pussy. you paying for her to leave. I don't give a damn what you call it. Just long as I get the pussy, you get the money and get the fuck on. That's the leaving part. Okay. That's the leaving part. Now, he's supposed to be a good investment.

It depends on who it is. Oh, yeah. He said his max was $500. If she can help you with some shit. Like, if she work at the airport and she can get your buddy pass or... Oh, you like the French benefits of pussy. Okay. But that's going to end up coming with some shit if you're fucking a woman.

That's commitment. Right. Yeah. Or craziness. Something's going to happen to where like this is not going to be. As long as you keep the rub on, you ain't got to be a good relationship. It ain't a motherfuckers don't get crazy until you start fucking the bro. When you're fucking with a condom, she don't get a fuck where you at.

As soon as you hit it with some raw dicks, you want to know where you're at. And why are you on text as soon as I press in on the text? Why I don't see no bubbles? Yeah, man, you're right about that shit. Keep the condom on, she won't give a fuck. She can't catch no feelings with the rubble on. young niggins listening to you, though. Is that what stopped them

kept the feeling with the real bone? Absolutely. They can't get no baby with that robo on. Nope. I'm going to agree. Probably 90% of the time you then went raw is only because it was her idea.

You can't go, you can't, as a man, you can't just make a decision to go raw. It takes two people to do that. I really go wrong. She's like, she like, and then she takes the condom off

and then she stuck her teeth and then, like, why are we still doing it like this? We take the condom off. Yeah, third fuck, yeah. Soon as you fuck, that's what I'm saying. You keep the rub on. As soon as you get through fucking, she'll go home. You fuck, bro.

That bitch, just lay down. Don't even put up in any, though. You used to leave so quick. Brat. Raw puts on your bed. Right. You used to put on jeans after sex. Bitch, you was nasty.

You would actually change clothes and go get the rest of your money. Go get the rest of your money. Yeah, no, bro. No, I don't know. All right. Alright, so if you would buy some pussy, like, would you pay a monthless subscription? So look. Like, she don't want, ain't no conversation.

She just show up, like, twice a week. I don't use some. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Support. So I guess I could have, like, if I was fucking them, I fucked a couple of. I fucked most of them. You fucked most of them? Most of, yeah. So I guess I did pay a subscription, excuse me, too. They didn't brought the... They have where I mean...

It just depends because I don't get... But I was looking at the support. Like, they'll buy a shirt for me. It's a necessity as niggins. Like, you go a certain amount of time with no pussy in your life, it's gonna feel like there ain't no groceries in your house. It's the same feeling.

Like, you keep looking in the refrigerator. I mean, that way. I think I know we got to eat. I just went to the grocery store. I'm gonna tell you what I don't like. It's when they give you some of that good pussy. They don't want that until after they don't give it to you. It's the lure.

That was the real. You dirty, bitch. I don't like when the bitch was some good boys to give me some and then act like she didn't. Like, we're about to start over again. You already gave me some, I'm not been work for every piece. Every time.

I'll pay for it every time, but I ain't gonna work for it. I'm in the way, I'm gonna go pay. That's what I'm not. I'm not doing both. Hell no. Hell, definitely not both, bitch. I can't work and pay. And then, and-

What kind of need to go to work and pay is. After about to feel fuck, you owe me a free one of that. You don't get that way. Go on me. You punched. You're out of the field fuck, you owe me a free watch. I'm talking for the pussy is insane. You owe me a free one not, God damn.

Hey, but I'm with you though, bro. I'll pay again when we get back to the speaker. I feel like Trump will put that in there because he paid for pussy. I feel like he'll throw that into some legislation though type of shit. You should get a little text right off. Yeah, I was like 20 clubs. That's why I sent the screen shot. And then on the fifth one, like she put on you.

I'm not even playing, but that shit was so embarrassing. Is it a charity? Pull up on you. Like, what is it under? Business, expense. Yeah, business expense. Because you're using that to make money. Oh, so that ain't real.

It's like personal. It's kind of like health care. Yeah, it is health care. Mental health. Self care. Get the ball clear. Yeah. Keep you from making RAS decision.

Yeah. Keep your same. Oh, well, that's what you're not. I don't, I won't buy no shoes this week, so then I just send it. All the same. Long as you ain't like going over budget. Yeah. You're saving.

Put something in your savings first. I'm just like, you know, like pussy ain't coming right off the top. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, now's the problem. Come on, Lowe. I understand. I get my chick Friday. Wouldn't have for this on the pussy.

On the pussy. All time. Friday we get an ounce. I'm getting a QP Friday. I'm getting the QP Friday. So what we get on, like a goddamn three, five, on three five but on pay week so three five pusses is it's something real quick

something you know i mean gets through the day yeah oh you get that QP person you don't got yeah a quarter pound that's somebody you like that is he called they can't but you're gonna take out the copper code get some lamb chop yeah i mean they're thinking don't do nothing bro why he's so mean i'm not i just oh no i would not date right if i got the pay board ask why you get the Pussy, you don't don't date them anymore. That's it, like, why is it? Oh, I'm sorry, I separated that. I had moved on from the pussy.

Oh, dating, that's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think this shit would be easier if more women would be honest that they'd much rather just sell you a piece? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I mean, so, like, most women, so you...

What's the stigma, though? It's the stigma, like, it's, women don't want to be a whole. They were taught that by their mothers, the grandmas, don't be a whole, don't be a real prostit. But they do a whole shit. Yeah, they can, but they can't be a real prostitutes. But like you can't fully commit to the whole life. They have to feel like you

even if they know you trick them they have to feel like somehow some way that you like them enough to make sure that they're straight. I really wish that that worked in our favor. That's one double standard I can live with like a woman to buy you some dick and then like you said when she don't answer your phone all day but at least you got something to go get you some joins with or something you know what I mean? I ain't mad at that. The tricking off on you? That shit feels That's strange. I made it. Yeah.

But I felt bad after a while because I really didn't. I didn't. I didn't, because she was loaded. I had to give me gifts. I was like, give me the money. I had to give me the money. I had to give me the money. You don't know me like that.

I had a money and she was loaded. Yeah. She had a lot of favor. I'm fucking with a bitch that used to, that was a divorce stay over a nigga that was in a major league baseball. She stayed over there. Don't say it because that's too much. Yeah.

She don't stay there in a mom. You know, like how you pointed, because a nigga going to be. Hold up. The studio is, so that's, he pointed in the east. Don't you say it. It was in the ear. The miss lived in McDonald, I already figured it out.

Was it Brown's Mill? Oh, man. You know what I'm talking about. Too specific. No, I ain't going to tell you too many details, but she was married to a professional athlete. And they was, she had that chick. Big old empty house.

Yeah, then. That shit wasn't working out. I don't know what the fuck he was. He left. He left everything. I was still married, but he was in the wheelchair. Oh, yeah, you ain't shit. That's too, too descriptive.

No, he gave her money for the shit. All right, shit, just got to come on back home to me. I came to that way together. Okay. Dang, man, he was holding a household together. I don't know what the fuck. He was in love. Yeah, he was keeping her house.

Whatever I needed, she got down. Yeah. That's a very confusing spot to be in. Yeah, I wasn't too confused. He felt like you failed a little bit, taking money from a woman. Mm-mm. Depending on where you're at in life.

I was a fucking security guard at this home. What I'm saying, though, it's like... That didn't make me feel like a failure. Taking money from this bitch who got a cripple at home, it's not. I mean, uh, beat your man in the movies, something at home. Paraly smoking the weed, looking at the money. Knock it over and walk off. It wasn't worth it.

I'm still going to spend it, but I did feel a little bad. Slutting myself out. A couple thousand dollars. Hey, man, sometimes God feel people in your life, But I didn't feel bad because she had came through with another couple. Shortly after that, and now I'm like, okay, so this amount is how much I need

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There you go. You need a reward. You got to eat it. There you go. It ain't a lot of them, though. Broke women? It ain't a lot of women. Once you get you a good trick, it take you about,

they don't come all the time. Oh yeah, no, that's going to be tough. Somebody going to have them. They stay cupped up. They're being trapezeezy, you got to go fine. I ain't going up in there. They look nasty in there. And I was like, you know what I'm saying?

and Jay Whitehead like just paying for some shit. I took it to a bigger event. Like it was a more balling event. Somebody cuffed up. Somebody cuffed up. That's what you give for trying to show off. Gave it that seven hundred. I gave it about four, five.

No, I'm saying they gave it to seven. You had to four five. You didn't even two hundred more, look. Damn, was it cash? Because I don't know, no, no, no. It was like, in dinners. Oh, I would dispute the shit out of that. Thousands.

I'm five hundred out. Look, a few dinners. There's a few dinners. I had cashed out on my mom. I had passed out my bitch one time. And we end up getting into it before I could, we can get together. And I said, look, I just hit the refund thing on cash out. She wanted to decline the goddamn thing.

So, okay, cool. My bank account is hooked to my cash out. I just call my bank account disputed the shit. Yeah, this whole ain't talking about shit. No, I lie. He's denying that it is me, but I don't want the bitch to get me now. Oh, for a pussy. Oh, hell, yeah.

I told him I had got scammed trying to buy some, somebody on the internet. Oh, trying to buy some pussy on the internet. I ain't stay where it was. I just said, I was trying to buy some on the internet and I didn't get it, so, yeah, they gave my money. If the pussy good enough, you gonna, I'm gonna give her something anyway.

That bitch cash out got put in the nigger. Yeah, I'm gonna make sure she took care. Because what you looked like fucking with me, and I'm a hell of a nigger and you out here needing something. Come on, man. Can't have that. They ain't have it.

Not on my watch. Mm-mm. And then if you play it right, I'm seeing you to Target and let you go to Walmart and get it all. This is old shit. Hey, too much. New shit I'm doing. I'm talking about this week.

M. You think I'm having to pay for pussy now? Yeah. He'd pay for it. Not much. I don't pay for pussy y'all. This is a little help. I pay for her to leave.

Pussy assistant. I ain't mad at that. I'm just a lot of this. That's what I'm saying. We should all get money out. But no. You got a good person, bro. Like if they give you a like a caseworker.

case working. She was like, okay, let me come to your house. Yeah, you, it looks suitable enough to get some pussy. When the last time you got up, we hook this up, and we find out you been fucking by yourself. We're going to cut you off and make you pay us back for all the pussy we're going to hook yourself with. If you say, fuck about yourself, you mean be your dick or going out of fine. That's amazing. You say fucking by yourself, that mean jacking off. Like pussy that sheep, like pussy that you didn't earn on your own marriage.

Without buying, that you didn't procure. Tax deductible, pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're trying to get under the table, pussy. Right. But can you imagine getting like $12, $1,500 a month and pussy assistant? It's like a pussy.

Now we're tossing. But you know, that's not enough. What if we got? The government just got a wet house. I'm like, what's you're trying to buy? No, I'm saying. You know, like they gave you stamps. It can't be your only source of pussy.

That's like you get stamps, but you still got to go out and do a little stuff. Okay, but you don't get in trouble. But you know it's going to be a niggas selling pussy stamps, though. That's about to say. So you get, like, bust down off his shit. Hey, well. Now, are you fucking his pussies that they bring? I mean, every pussy you fucking is you fucking in somebody's pussy.

So I'm about to tell you. I don't know about it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, like the girls, he fucking. That's better. Yeah. But, uh. Oh, y'all niggas need to grow up.

That's funny. Nick, we're not, we're grown. We worried about the motherfuckers who's going to put you back. Now I'm laughing at them. I didn't laugh at the digger's shoulder laughing. You mean his foot? No. No idea on the other side of that camera.

I don't have none of that. Yeah. These are just all hypothetical. No, everything. I don't even about this. I ain't know you without me. One third of your income on pussy. His handle is at Tyler Chronicles.

Do not come to me thinking I am by. Yeah, that's Tyler Chronicles. You want some Cologne. He got you. You can't spell Chronicles. You ain't get none of it. No, I'm saying, man. Ain't no one dog out here bad like that.

Babe. Are we bad? I'm just saying. Yeah. I'm joking, y'all a little bit. Loz, you have women that you send money to and you help out women. But why would you say that on my show? Because you keep saying this about me.

We could have been letting it go on me. You don't want to came out and ask you if you bought it. But we're going to stop it. But then you're giving the wrong perception of me on my show. You're not going to come on here. No, that's a good percentage. You're a nice person. I ain't say that.

You just don't want to be in there by yourself. I didn't literally. I didn't just say that. I said, you know, like, if a woman asks you stuff, you're a good person, you'll help on my. That's all I said. I ain't saying nothing about you buying pussy. I was talking about buying pussy.

You're talking about my humanitarian work. That's what I'm saying, what I'm doing. I want to fuck. But I'm going to be a humanitarian on the way into the pussy. That's all I'm saying. I'll walk up right. You said your max 500. It depends on who it is.

I ain't going to even count. Thank you for stopping the cap. What's your name? I don't want to pay over 500, but it depends on who they'll. Yeah, this ain't, so my limit, so my limit for like, you can go, you're going to be it under, isn't it? This nigga thing, this price is right. $1. You won't be at the showcase.

The suggested retail price is. $4.99. $5.01. Straight paying for pussy. Boom. Like, yes, this woman sells pussy, and I'm buying it. We out of town. Yes.

That is going to be $1,500. Because I'm going to Columbia to get the They got the potential to buy three times as much as you That means if you found some $500 pussy, he's still gonna have a whole stack He can fuck that bitch you like three times Come back back to back He can get the boyfriend experience on yo bitch

I'm gonna get a massage bitch talking to me on my mom and shit Miss watch the game She's gonna cook for me The bitch is broke, don't spend it? Roe his blood. Some dick, roll of blood! Man, come on, man. I heard the bitches in Colombia would be $60, though.

I'm going on there. I went up, though. Get my teeth done in March. It went up, so don't know. I'm just thinking about it's $100. Well, that's cool. Wow. I just get two bitches and stuff.

Nah, because I know niggas that'd be mad when they go over there, but I thought it was $40. Like, they'll be yelling at the bitch. They'll be yelling at the bitches. I know, my whole boy told me before. I'm like, yeah, that's just like kind of a joke. Like, that shit is $100. Well, I just get two bitches instead of three this time, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a real fucking pandemic going on on the man side. I thought it was fixing all the soul hell. I was going to get the real. Yeah, yeah. Like, motherfuckers, women just wake up looking good and grabbing their ID. Knicks is that. No money, no money.

I got to pay money. It's here. Bitch only got their credit cards in their phone. She only used her Apple wallet. Apple wallet. Ain't shit not Apple wallet, nigga,

but receiving money. That's crazy. So crazy, man. God is good. You're gonna make me go home and add up to me. Didn't they're trying to go home and come up with a type of.

I screen shot. I had to go. That's a man, for we hit my ass. I got to come up with an extra thousand dollars a month just to play with. When are we going back on the road?

Man, we ain't, we got off the road. I'm buying up to some of what we were going on. All my hands for fucking might have just gone. Don't we go all that going to road. Shit. You can't pay them too much.

That paid him. I'll be like, okay, this week, this week, this week. This that nigga buying pussy, three weeks in the road. Y'all, you're tripping. You're putting the same pussy. Now you be buying pussy off residual from the hole. Got to save up. The nigga be trying to talk to him.

You don't want to hit him. He bad off in the street. Justin, is everything okay? Oh, man, I just, man, I don't want to be around no regular shit, man. What do you mean, bro? Man, these bits ain't talking about shit. I'm going to be that. This is stupid.

Oh, fuck, man. Damn, bro. Y'all niggas gave me a headache. It's to this. We got to go, man. This is crazy. This is very, very therapeutic, though. I've been going about this all wrong.

No, I mean, I'm not, I mean, I'm not. Except for entertainment purposes, bro. Anyway. It is. It's hypothetical. Everything being hypothetical a whole time, we've been on here. This nigga had Instagram bitches and shit, hollering at him for a long time. Twitter, though.

You? Back to Twitter, though. Yes. That's why I'm so happy. Because I'd be fucking with them who likes me already. I know a couple of them. You know them? Don't trust them.

Don't trust me. Don't trust me. They don't trust. The ones you know, all the ones that I wouldn't buy them five hundred dollars. Listen, $500. $400.40. Right. Uh-uh.

You need to go see Jirst. You need to go see Jirston. No, man. Because he's thirsty. He's thirsty. He'll do it. Five hundred stretch it a long way though. I have to like you.

No, I'm saying you've got $500 for a lot of chicks they're going. I'm picking. If I'm going to buy. If I'm going to spend the money, I can get, I'm going to have to be real specific. Yeah. I ain't just going to flat out give you the money. I'm like, hey, you want, it's like that. Let me see the meat inside your thighs.

Mm-hmm. Got to squeeze the fruit for you buy it. Got to squeeze the fruit. Let me see the bottom of your feet. You're doing this, if that's the transaction in, cool. If it's a white girl on that, that's a white girl that. Yeah. How can get that service car right there?

Car record or C-section, which one? See, yeah, I got to do all that. You're going to be buying the pussy. If I'm buying the pussy, I'm going to measure how long the pussy hair is. I'm going to be on the car. Now, you buy what you like. I'm like, all right. What to do with my goddamn money?

No, hell. Yes, it can't. Mother. Everybody don't eat what you eat. Yeah, man. Different restaurants. I don't have my food. Well, eat yours.

I don't really give a fuck. Do what you got to do, baby. However comfortable you are, I'm with it. I'm a fuck. I like pussy with the houndness. So when I see it, I'd be like, I see it, I'd be like, oh, that little puss of ground. Yeah.

So you like a bush? I like a bush. That means you probably ain't fucking that much. That's what you think. That would I make myself think? That's all that really matters what I think. You like a bush? Yeah, when I was growing up, all the puss I ever wanted had.

I mean, when we were young, we had what you saw on big bush and pussy, but. Bald pusses look scared to me. It looks scared. They look like, big ball pussy. It looks scared. It just looked terrified. Just love how it's like, but I don't want to go goddamn bullshit.

You know what? When it comes to the pussy, I'm so unbiased, man. Long as it don't stink. That's it. That's it. That's church on the move. Mm-hmm. There'll be some cranky puss like that.

You don't smell it till you go to fucking. Sometimes it don't be the pussy, it be the ass. 13 stroke, you smell it. She's been out of bad. And then shone get that bullshit, I'm allergic to Conner. Mm-hmm. That this is what they'd be telling you. You better stop fucking the prostitutes, bro.

I didn't stop fucking you all right. Listen this nigga still wear a rub. You don't know no, no, no, no, no, no. I ain't fucking shit wrong. No, you just saying. Talk about. I'm saying, she's fucking no one. No, hell on.

I'll take that rub off. I'll learn you. No, you missed it. You missed the whole shit. No, no, no, no, no. Joe don't cut this shit on the, well, low wind and this shit. Justin got the trust. We ain't saving that shit.

You can tie and stop on this shit. Man, you got the prostitute falling in love. Yeah, no. Hit the bottom. Shit. Damn. Shooting in them. No.

Evening in the prostitute is crazy. Sometimes it just happened. You're talking like, you know so. He knows. He know. He's been out there. D.R. He'd be whispering in the prostitute.

Yeah, my baby. Who puts in this in? What's your name again? What's your name again? Sir, mister, what did you say you want him? Then porn stars be around by two bands, $1,500. I don't want to put it that bad. Yeah, that's what they be charged.

Go home and beat this motherfucker. I just want to give you some rakes. No. Yeah. All the porn star that you like now. I don't even call them porn star. They'd be bitches who just look good on internet. Oh, here you go.

I just like the hip wriggling with me. This nigga, holy hound down, man. No, I'm not. I'm just saying... I do what I'm saying. I'm paying the bitch that I'm talking about lying. Pay that being you old. I don't think they fucking on camera like that.

Rule of thumb, if you find a girl, she's twerking videos, everything, on the IG. If her Instagram, I mean, if her Twitter ain't popping, then her only fans is tracked. She ain't fucking on Twitter. You then came up with a whole equation, I have still stuck at the first part. If she's twerking on Instagram.

And then her Twitter ain't popping. Mm-hmm. Twitter ain't popping. Her only fans ain't going to be. Or her Snapchat jumping. Snapchat and Twitter means, yeah. The chat, okay. You're sucking no dick on Twitter.

Only fans ain't hit no shit. I don't want to fuck with none of them holes. Yeah, those are that. And I don't know how you see a bitch sucking a dick and be like, do me next. I don't know. I'm just saying that wide open. That's what the hose is, I'm saying holes in general. You go to her Twitter, she got a dick behind her head.

Follow me. I thought we were talking about ho. Cloudstream. Nah, I don't like hos, man. I just don't like holes, man. I just don't like holes, bro. Yeah, you're talking about women that you're gonna talk to, for real.

What about you're gonna talk to for real? You're not fin to get them off of it. Fucking Twitter. Don't do me like that. Do not do me like that. He do. I don't judge nobody. For their job.

If you get paid. That's what he said after he by the foot. I don't judge nobody. Yeah. If you get paid to fuck and that's your job, what's that got to do with me? Yeah. They got shit to do with me. That's your job, man.

You like it. You like it. I love. I don't. You cannot come in my house. Yeah, I know. Kissing on me and all of this shit. Ain't anybody say nothing about kissing.

This is the same nigga by a pussy for $500. Yeah. He's so morally correct. I don't understand it. Then he bumped it up. Well, I had down. Well, hold on now. It depends.

Now, you have a 4,000. When we go back on the street When we're going back on the road, I'll buy pussy every week All right, bro. I had to line up to Monday morning, soon we get back. Every five, a 500 apiece. Now, you really, I think you're in the sweet spot, though. If you think about it, it's it.

That's more than most people. Not the motherfuckers ain't making $1,000 every two weeks after the tax. That's a bar to call on to me. Yeah. Get that right. Yeah. And probably about the same amount of pumps, too. Get it.

God damn I'm good at this show. Oh, man, y'all got to let me. Well, we're going to have to get together quarterly just to discuss the ups and downs of the pussy's stock market. That's a good idea, and that's that. All right, ladies, to sum it all up. Tyler's fine, the pussy. He's paying the most.

Tyler and Justin. You heard of the first. This was a blast study. the average man does not mind helping you out just kind of disguise the prostitution a little bit and don't price yourself out the game be realistic do you want to hit a league one time

or do you want something that you can get $500, $600 every couple weeks or if you fucking Tyler he'll give this nick $500 pussy limit $1,500 pussy limit and so he's the good thing to point that's so funny.

Like a real... $500 pussy buyer. Like a real... $1,500 pussy buyer. That's what we call him. He's a pussy buyer. Well, be that as it made. Hypothetically.

This is proven facts. Rewind. How little like the boyfriend experience, he'd give it a whole $1,500. You don't have to leave after he's nut. He wants to cuddle. and make you breakfast Justin got $500 If you agree to it

He already got his rubble on He was about to nut with or without your ass Oh boy Come on let's do it, let's do it Why is your dick out? Why are you waiting? Ladies just come in two camp pictures Keep two cat emojis under my pictures on Instagram.

Let me know you said. Don't comment on nothing on my shit. Hey man, you're saying this shit like this show don't have a broad audience. Where are you going to have 800 kitty cats? Put two cat emojis on any pictures on my Instagram and I know what you need. Every episode, there's always some sad white lady

who show up in my inbox. I know you don't like white women, but if you want to get me some I wouldn't fuck the butt. Leave the first part out. If you want to try to fuck me, just say that. I didn't say I wouldn't fuck you. I said, I'm not looking for you. That's it.

Because as a nigger, if I'm out here looking for a white woman and I find one, that's fucked up. That's against the ancestors. How did y'all meet? I was out looking for a white woman. What the fuck you, look, you see, I disappointed you would be. If I had to find a white woman. So you need to tell me, you put in effort, and this the bitch you found me. Yeah, she found me.

Okay, now that makes sense. Yeah, you pulled it up on me, man. It was destined. I did it. I did meet some bad-ass bitch. She had a Ferrari. She wasn't white, though. It was a badass black lady.

I just can't remember what the fuck. I can't find the number. Bam, love. Because it was a while ago. But she had a white Ferrari, two of them. Pussy trash. Got to be, but I'm on a Ferrari. She got too much time to make money.

It was fuck if it's pussy tra. I fake it. You fake nothing? Nah, I'm going to fake like it's good. Yeah. You getting that Ferrari? You getting a Ferrari? Yeah, yeah.

I'll fake everything. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm going to give her, I mean, she won't. Probably had to put $1,500 and $500 together. She probably wanted to hold, too. Yeah, he probably won't hold two. Ferrari, probably $2,000 a month. Yeah, yeah.

At least maybe $45,000. Maybe a week. Probably $4,500 a month. Yeah. That's zero down, though. for credit good. Never mind. Yeah.

See? Like good APR though. Again, he's Tyler Chronicles and he's buying it. Justin Biden. Look at the camera and say, hey, my name's Tyler Chronicles. That's funny. I'm buying pussy. All 2025.

That was 2024 I was talking about. Y'all missed it. Oh, new and improved. Yeah, man. This year, he's going up to $2,000. Come on now. Bitch. You said what the max was.

I ain't doing it for everybody. for everybody. I'm just saying. We can't max out of everybody. That's crazy. You're right. You're right. I'm just saying. Hopefully you'll get two or three five stars. I'm not buying no more pussy to. We're just about the tax breaks, really, man. We're back on the road real soon, actually. Real soon, you're going to be all right. Time to get back on your ass. Ladies are going to be back on your ass in no time. Don't worry about it. It'll be just in time for school clothes. I love that. school clothes time is a good.

I like to catch them after they don't spend their money. I don't give them no money to go spend. When they're gonna spend their money, you can give them in. Oh, so you like to catch them mid-August. Yeah, August is good, yeah. Thouble down, now that's their money. Now they're gonna spend the money on the kids,

now they're gonna get to keep that for themselves. But they really like that. They just want something back. God damn, I don't want to spit $6,000, $800,000, $800,000. Baby Daddy ain't did shit. With no active father in their life. Yeah, good memory.

The single moms who are all the way single, like her baby dad ain't even trying. Don't come around. Oh, them the best women. And the smallest shit, they would do laundry, cook. Yes, they don't. And they're just shit they do everything. See, I don't know.

That ain't extra to them. That's just shit they like doing. Yeah. A couple years ago, I took their one chick, little boy to Elkis and got him some Benadry. This was some years ago. The dad was some years ago. I ain't seen the Eckers' fucking. Some years ago, took him to Elkis and got some Benadry of them.

I had a bad little black and Spanish bitch back when I was staying on top in Kennesaw. Took a little boy and let him get that Mohawk line up with the V in the back you probably had never had a He never had a nigga haircut yeah cuz he like one-third mix mm-hmm yeah, yeah, I was just getting the brush cut Mama had a fat little ass on we were supposed to go to six flags but No what happened I don't know what like like somewhere in between and like I remember the joy and the boy it changed his whole little personality Yeah. Swagged out. He had the little Lanzo ball. Yeah, a little Mohawk.

Cool Dr. Money. Because I remember she had, you remember when the little G6 came out, the little Pontiac? Yeah, the Pontiac G6. I'm happy. I think it's like, the first batch, I think they like had bad head gasket or something. They were running hot. That shit blew. And her shit fucked around and broke down one day. You ain't seen that shit.

Man. Bad little. That's what I'm saying. You like to do stuff for people. She probably had four kids now. She had that don't pull out. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Y'all niggins know about that. Yeah, that'd be the bad shaking. That while I took her a little boy to Elka's and got him some Benadryl because after about four to five minutes, he was late. Nigger drugging the kids. And he don't pull out of all. He was scratching for 45 minutes. That thing, you know, hell of a bit sleep.

Drugging the kids the fuck as wild. Oh, he needed, you know, because he had been playing football out in the grass, so he needs some billedrill. So I felt like, you know. That nigga needed a shower. I don't. It needed a beddinger. They need some soaping out.

You need a hot shower, bro. Eat on this little bit of reset, me and tell me about it. Got him a little red. That didn't need no bitter drill for them. Well, it looked good to the moment. I ran him to Elko, got him. Who takes him for football? That little nigger that peed all over, Spider-Man.

Got him some better dream. You drugged that boy. He did. You drugged that boy. Don't think you know him. I'm like, you know, you know, the kids love them melatonin gum. Yeah.

Two of them. They'll be up at breakfast. Oh, niggily. All right, bro. Let me go, man. We're out of here, man. That's it. But this has been a lesson to all the young men out here watching.

No matter how old you are, always remember. Put you a couple dollars to the side just in case. You need to buy some pussy. I'm just saying. Not that these women are prostitutes, but we are living in a financial crisis right now. Inflation is real. It's real. You'd be surprised what an extra couple hundred dollars a month can do in any household.

That's all I'm trying to stay low. Y'all are y'all. No, we not. Y'all would. We're not judging you. You ain't wrong. Do you need to hear it? I heard it.

You a busy man. I heard it. I know that you can easily go out here and get a real. I see you have an old-ass girlfriend. I'm talking about booed up watching a movie together. Been there. I saw you. I came to your.

house and y'all was on the couch and she had to pause the TV hurry up oh man we watched a movie man you know i remember them days he but fuck this nigga sweat he like Harry Potter he didn't know watching Harry Potter Lord of the Rings series I've never seen that's fit in my life and I just booed up I remember being booed up but I've never seen Harry Potter that's what you said yeah that shit's so crazy man was a time I just thought your ex actually oh word yeah yeah I did too. But that was the first time I had seen her.

A long time. She wasn't your lady no way. It was kind of like, oh. I'm good luck Chuck, though. So, you know, she had went and got married this shit. Huh? She ain't married a more, but yeah, shit. Every chick that I've been with is got married.

After you, I'm good luck, you're the nigger. Yeah, I teach them how to treat a nigger, and then, like, I let them go. I'm the nigga they be fucking with, then they get pregnant. They go get pregnant around you. They'd be pregnant, son. Damn. Don't stop fucking with you. Yeah, but they always make sure to let me know.

It's not your horse. Yeah. You're a quick, br. I was just fucking you, though. I would just fucking you. How do we know? How do we know? How do we know this?

I would have known you wasn't scared. Who would have? I don't get to go. You weren't scared. I thought you was scared. I thought you were scared. This is what you wanted. This is I only got pregnant about knowing me.

Come on, man. That nigga ain't me. Now they're fin to get married, man. One of my favorite hoes I ever had. One of my favorite hoes I ever had. in Atlanta got pregnant by a fat nigga. You're laughing. I'm being the fucking serious, man.

I'm serious, niggins. These fat niggins to give me these fat niggins go crazy. They can't pull out. They can't pull out. They're doing the most, man. These are money out here. And they be singing to the holes on the voicemail and everything.

selling everything. Not singing. There's a bunch of fat niggas in Atlanta with money. They'd be going crazy on these bitches, but they got 10 kids. That shit funny as hell. That nigga gonna get your bitch, brady. If he'd ever get up, down bad. Fat nigga always home.

That nigga is there for her. Why are you out hustling trying to do your thing? That niggas there. I think it's because they're nicer niggas, bro. Fat nigga get a bitch pregnant by everybody in the whole family, Burberry. Is him, her, her other two kids, the baby that's on the way? on the way.

Yeah, too, be considering as fuck. They just post the baby name with the little Burberry Shrew. What's the thing? That's a nigga bought everybody. That's an outfit. Yeah. The whole family's fuck with him.

Last time you seen Charles. Nick old truck drive. Mm-hmm. Got some money. He got everybody right. Him and his daddy on a landscaping business, ain't. Fat Dope boys be having some babies, boy.

Oh, you know. Fat Dope would be having about 10 kids, all of them. Don't let something tragic happen. You know he had 13 kids. For real? Yeah. Yeah, he had three more over then. You know, him and Charlie got seven.

He had three in Savannah. Trina got the other. Oh, my God. That nigga will be doing, real. Hey, man, we'll be here all night, bro. No, we won't. We have. Say your money.

Stack that bread. How are you put south stroke? Five hundred. Good. Five hundred. Man, that shit's funny. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp. for the rest of my life, what that meant.

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