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Episode Date: December 7, 2025

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When Larry's killed, Gabe must untangle a dangerous past, one that could destroy everything he thought he knew. Listen to the brothers Ortiz. on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers? Who catfishes a city? Is it even safe to snort human remains? Is that the plot of footloos? I'm comedian Rory Scoville, and I'm here to tell you, Josh Dean and I have a new podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. It's called Crimless, a true crime comedy podcast.

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I was like, Nick, you don't know what? These motherfuckers got. They're paying us $800 a day to sit in this. Man, I hate working with a motherfucker that stupid than me, bro. Damn. This shit made sense to you? No, no. What time is it?

These holes apply, though. All, we're about to start recording this. Hey, to the motherfucker. Luce myself. Hey, hold it down. Nice meeting you. You guys, too. All right.

You're leaving. Oh, okay. All right. All right, very. Dot net. Let's take it from the top. No problem. No problem.

No problem, good, sir. Hey, C-blode. Don't go. Automatically. It got to be full of that, M-O-N-E, but why? Because for nice cars and fancy clothes. George Bowles, one side of eye. Chop up that paper hole, chop up that paper hole.

Watch where your lips are. Let's go, caress my tibsler, to the tempo, instrumental. Real simple, when you're fucking with a pimp dog. You can't miss what you never had. P.I. MP. Ology, but logically. Boy, learning these holes biology. Logically.

I'm learning these holes where life. There you. Yeah, they slid. You learning these holes in biology? This thing should be higher up on, you know, whatever. Turn that up a little bit. Are we started? We started already.

We're about to be starting to start. Like, whatever Smithsonian Institute, whatever they put stuff in, I don't know. What is that? Yeah, Smith-Svoning. Library of Congress, too. Yeah, they should put this shit in there. And I won't even be mad if they don't put something else. You know what else?

You know what else? Niggas was learning all the biology. And niggas was obliged if you step outside. He had to be watching. Niggas was a blow. Jed Clemper, step outside. That's Jed Klempin' all day. It's a waiting.

Nobody never used the word awaiting. We say waiting. Yeah. We don't know what I'm saying no one. My ride is awaiting. Hey. That nigga Tupac. Bitch a ride is awaiting.

I'm going to say that what I call it over for a kid. Bitch and ride is a wait. Hold up. That nigga Tupac said his adversary is crows. like holes. This is the first nigga to have some adversaries.

Yeah, nobody would you know he had to stop having enemies. It was in social. Because he was having enemies. It was too many enemies. But when you got adversaries,

me, I mean, y'all families hate each other. Nigger adversaries. That's a hell of a word. My adversaries on platter. I'll talk about gold and silver might be new

and broken playing on platinum. Yeah, that's fly. That's fly. Yeah. Yeah, but Pock had said that shit on All Eyes on me. Fly was later. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.

Fly was on one. Fly cold like that. Fly always, what? Y'all had me here, right? Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, that's dope. Had to. You had to

You know I did You know I did You ain't brought Tommy Wright yet I tried to get him on them Man Tom Right Still be doing shows Still doing shows in New York Everywhere

Fucking England In England and London And fucking Fuckled a little piece of Tommy Wright For one of us join Tommy Wright My brother be shooting stuff for him He'd fuck with him

Any time he's my nigga It's my nigga Oh yeah It's my dog I'm on him man I fuck with Tommy I'm gonna hit Tommy and say Tommy, we got to get him on.

What was that other nigga that was out around there? Tom Ski Man? Tom. That's my name. I had criminal man on him. You laugh. I have a fuck. Hey, are he Shepield there?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, Torn, a little black, little Torn. He went to Sheffield. Hey, you know where that shit big at? Tom Ski, nigger. You know where that shit big at? That's my nigga, too, bro. Dead men call me.

That shit big in the pan. Memphis music. That era? Yeah. That big as fucking. My brother went over there and said he went to a store nigga. He said, that niggins was connecting that shit. Then me and calling.

Justin Spragley till I reached the top. Dead men call him. That nigga rap, that nigga rapping hard as a motherfucker. Man, I got to get skinny pimp on here. That was my nigga. That's my name. I gave my mammy a gun through her, nose then it bust up, skull, then it rushed her, ear drums. I'm a motherfucker

And I hate bone Yeah Thug his ruggish busters Why everybody So why was the bone beef Because they said they took the flow Because I thought it started with 3-6 But it seemed like everybody in Memphis

had some shit to say about these niggins According to Tommy Wright man Bone had dissed Memphis in an In an interview But it was a magazine interview So everybody didn't even see the shit for real How the fuck they dis Memphis, nigga? I don't think they, I heard some shit, but I don't even know.

Because everybody had up. I guess it was, you know how shit to get started? If motherfucking from the city here, that somebody else against the city, they're going to throw their song out there, too. Because it was a hundred goddamn song saying that shit. Yeah, they were just, man. But we still fucking with bone, though.

Yeah. They never stopped nobody to fucking with bone, but they just always used to disbonne. I thought the niggas was trying to see who worship the devil book. One day y'all met the stoke. I was like, being rung, everybody cares shit. These niggins got a Ouija boy. These niggins play a

magazine. I don't know who. Then you're watching the devil like us! That's the only similar in the scene is the devil's shit. Put through the pages, what do I see? I ain't never really... Oh, talking about Memphis, Tennessee. Like a dog, call us country.

I don't want to see a motherfucker that ain't funny. How are you gonna call somebody country? That niggas are Cleveland country. You was on that shit now. I fuck the time of it right. And then bawling in that junkie junk, ride me in that junkie shit. Yeah, you got damn. You used to say that shit.

Real nigga night out. You used the goddamn tummy right at third. Hell yeah. Real nigga night out. Put the bitch on the hell with dig in the mouth. They have we do it in the South. Real nigga night out. Come on, man.

Say that shit then. Yeah, yeah. Who do I trust? Me, there's who and no one else. You know, they got a whole conspiracy theory with them. tapes? Yeah. You've seen that shit? Yeah, you know I did. On all the Memphis tapes, they say them shit is supposed to be

like sigils or some shit they call it where... They're supposed to be... I don't want to talk about this shit on it. Oh, got we started. I don't want to talk about that shit because then it gets too deep and then motherfuckers start thinking we know too much about some shit that we don't know a lot about. Right.

I know, I don't necessarily agree with the shit, but I know what they talk about. Well, that's supposed to be music, period, though. You know. It is mute. Yeah. It is. It's mantras.

It's chants. They told you. Witchcraft. It's witchcraft. Scarecrow was a motherfucker, man. Oh, Lord Infamous. Kuzziq. No.

Oh, yeah. He just was a moniker. Kuzziqa was, that shit was, that shit might have been worse than that. I'm saying, but Lord Infirmat, man, he was a, he was a rapist. Come here, come in, come here, the Koustocratis. I can't think positive When no one cares about how I feel Oh, nigga

My favorite Lord Infamous verse Is a push him off Tead up, push him off in here Push him on, tear it up, push him off in him. Lord Infant used to go crazy. I fought with Crunchy Black, bro. Crunchy Black is the most slept-on member of three-six mafia.

They act like he wasn't doing shit. He had some of the... He had some of the... Oh, don't save, that nigga weren't. There's crazy. Ain't nothing going on, but the money to pile. With two men niggas out here crowd, they be saving the hole. They be paying them old.

But a nigger like me cannot go. I be fucking these holes. I be kicking in doors. I'll be slamming them down like dumb. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You don't remember this one?

I used to be clean in my expedition. Come on, bro. You're gonna see me. see me and she'll be wishing that I might stop and pay a, man, spit some pimper. It's macking in me, baby. I just got to mention. Come on, bro. He said the most simplest shit.

But the shit went hot. Like in the kitchen. This is how you put that shit together, dude. Three six gave us hits for decades, name. You know what my shit's not a lot of I know you remember this one off the end of summer Volume 1 that got damn

Mystic style Yeah Stiles of the Mystic What you go Mystic? Mystic styles of the ancient Mustic lead That's the loyal infamous shit

That father summer Volume, I think it was volume Plenty money and dope A lot of fine holes A fresh car and crib That's how I like to live. I want it all of nothing. You don't remember that shit?

Man, I remember. I just didn't get down get with it. It's a whole lot of them. Me and my crew. Yeah, that's what I said for the summer that volume four jump. Oh, yeah, yeah. I fuck with that one.

I ain't fucked with every track on there. I fuck with it. The power to get you hyper. That's on Gainster Black. Gainster Black. They got on that too. It's on that too. It's on that, but it's still Gainster Black

rapping that. No, I believe. Gainster Black on me. and fly. Yeah, that's probably the only one. Memphis might been the only, trying to think. That ain't the only one.

They might be the only one with cocaine. Both of them on them? At the time period where they were putting this shit. Fly went on nothing else after that. If you listen to, if you listen to Volume 16, Fly is, he is sampled on some of that shit. Like them old hooks and shit like that. Just like it's about 12 different versions

are looking for the chewing. DJ Squeaky guys. some, skinned pimp got some, eight-ball and MJG on one. They got one with all them on there. I don't know if somebody just put all that shit together, but... Yeah, they went with that, looking for the chewing. They just ran with that. Same way they ran with that late-night tip.

It's how many of them song? How many times did they... How many times did they, how many albums did they put that on? But that were always, a smart shit that they would do, that cash money would do, too. Take part of a verse and turn it into a hook for another song. Oh, yeah, they did. That's a deal.

Yeah. That was smart, though. It was, it's like, nigga, hey. Sipping on scissors came from that, uh, pat. Yep. The old pet. That, uh, balls, we'd be on some. Yeah.

Sippin on some scissors. You go. Lame to the game, because you is a faker. My get to your temple, I'm home with a chief, like hungry, hungry hip, oh. From good time to self-puff, you can die like kitty. Yeah, that boy Pat was hard. Now he's preaching. Yeah.

He said, if I rob you, pull my gun out, and the sun hitting my skin, don't I need some vitamin D? That's what he said. Yeah. You know what he said at one music fest? He said that, no, he said that in the church. I know, but at one music fest he prayed. And they said, I don't know. But they said, they're like, I don't know what that means.

And they said, Jesus went to hell for us. You had me. And I'm like, hold on. Project Paz said, if I rob you and the sun hit my skin, don't know he's a lot of me to eat. Damn. He had some other preacher lines too. He just has some shit.

And give him time, he gonna figure it out. No, no, I think he's doing a great job. He should do all his prayers as Project Pett, though. Dear Lord, Whitton came to you, begging for our sins, if you please got them here for his gate. Go on your list. to see it. I was at the head of year's on last night.

Lil Woody said a prayer. I said you might want to take his prayer because his shit obviously worked. This is a dick who prayed this way out the corner of the world. That's how he didn't know everybody. And in a motorcycle accident. I said, God damn, fuck the year prayer.

You better learn the little woody prayer. That's how you know everybody ain't going to the same place. I father, goddamn, who I didn't have her. Little Woody. Yeah, Lord, we fuck away shit, my boy. He was trying this shit out, though. He was funny.

He's gonna get it together. Yeah, let's see. You hear somebody praying, then you realize, hold up, let me sit my own shit up, too, because you sure ain't lying. I don't know if that one gonna be good or not. I don't know if I was included in your shit. Because your shit could have had parenthesis.

Fuck that nigga, Clay. You know? I ain't know what that was in there in your prayer. I ain't hear your prayer. You could have said, Hey, Lord, everybody here praying self for Carlos. I don't know what kind of hating-ass prayer you said silently. And plus, I don't know why you praying.

So I'm going to pray while you pray. Because I don't know what's your reason. You probably just robbed a little bank of something, and that's what you're praying for. And if you started praying before I did, I'm going to make sure I'm praying longer than you do. Yeah. Some nigs only pray when they did some shit.

We need to pray, y'all. No, you need to pray. You don't want with the bank on the way. We didn't. You don't know that girl. You waitin' on some test results, my boy. That's about we. No, I think of you.

Don't confuse us with you, my boy. You ever mess up somebody in prayer like a girl? Y'all be praying you reach in their head on the lip or something? No. What's wrong with you? Why do you do shit like that? If I pray with you and you don't ever hit you on a chair, stop your prayer.

But I'm going to still be praying, though. I ain't going to never stop. What is Russell to you, but. Shoot. You're going to stop your prayer, but keep your going. Tell Jesus. You already ate some of that food, Lord. I hope you saw that.

Oh, man. Some people pray, you don't even be wanting their prayer to get answered, man. Damn. For real. It's been to what they're praying for. If I know you're lazy and you're talking about you want something, I'd be like, nah, I don't do it. Do not do it.

If you prayed over your food and you still got sick, you're gonna keep doing it. I don't know. You get sick. Yeah, but sometimes that ain't nothing to do with the Lord. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, he gave you all the signs.

Like, you came over there, you saw a rope. He saw the rope. You saw the rat trap. You see the glass dirty? You see the size, man. You still over there going to shovel the shit in your mouth. He's like, man, hey. Even when you're praying,

like, man, hey, you know you're on your own on this one. I'm going to send you one more warning, sorry. You know you can't order shrimp every goddamn wet. When you saw this... Ain't sushi at the gas station under a light. Hey, man. And you saw...

And sushi was steamy. When you saw that stupid tuna, you knew not to eat it. You saw all that water in that shit? She didn't pour the water out when she made the tuna. This bitch crazy. That water would fuck you up That's real sea water

You don't know You don't know what I was You didn't drink Two ounces of salt water That old water That's on you And he thought it didn't flexion He drunk it out of the can

Real Just naked street water Oh man Oh man Boy Having a bad food experience It definitely changed the way You eat man

Where I never go to Shake Shack again in my life. Oh, I love Shakeshack. Boy, Shake Shack, fuck Shake Shack, niggas. If the nigger tell me, they work in Shake Shack, I'm going to be like, please, you get a round for me before I swing on your bitch's.

Nigger got me. You know, you know, back in the day, niggas be ripping and running all day. Ripping and running. Doing shows, the main plate, all type of shit. Realized at the end of night, damn, I ain't even eat like that. God damn, let me guess.

I go to Shake Shack. nigga, I'm the shake, shake near the house. I eat the shit before I get home. I'm talking about I hit the door. Something said. It felt like I got on fire, nigga. I just got hot. You know how what was the nigga from?

Fantastic Four? The human torch. I said, whoa. It's hot in these head. Then my stomach started, I got the bike out of a million. It was like, that shit was. like, why you eat it so fast?

I was hungry, bro. You know what I'm the day with you. See, that's what got you sick. No, no, no, no. I ate it on the right time. I ate about the right time. I ate the fries first. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I'm parking when I'm finishing the burger. Niggia, I get in that big. You was motion sick. I say, nigga, I go in the bathroom. Nigel, I'll talk about everything. It got hot, nigga. What the fuck? Everything.

That shit came out. like I was like I thought I was going to die on that bitch you know how niggas when you start

holding on the shit when you're on the toilet nigga nigga was on a roller coaster ride nigga I'm grabbing the sink I'm

I'm like this is how I'm gonna die man they're gonna find me like this bro they're gonna find me what happened he's shitting his heart out

what happened he's shit in his heart out man straight out his all this all his shit out everything you had in. But afterwards, I was good.

I was sweating like a motherfucker. I didn't feel good. I was tired than a bitch. But I was good. Like, I was like, I was able to, like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? So it didn't make you sick. It just made this shit. Yeah, you know how people be saying that food poison and then last, like, for Dave?

My shit ain't last for days. But like the next day, I was eating easy. Diggas was eating Campbell soup. Niggas was eating wheat bread. Campbell's some wickie vegetables in it. He's trying to heal his inside. When he got you a smoothie in. He ate some hummus.

Two pieces of raw ginger. He'll heal himself like an homage. This nigga do it at the farmer's market. Nigger up early at the farm's margin. Two bags of lions. Fuck you shouldn't do it out of these limes. Y'all, they got no key lime. Yellow dragon fruit.

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It's your boy, Kevin on stage. I want to tell you about my new podcast called Not My Best Month, where I talk to artists, athletes, entertainers, creators, friends, people I admire who had massive success. about their massive failures. What did they mess up on? What is their heartbreak? And what did they learn from it? I got judged horribly. The judges were like, you're trash.

I don't know how you got on the show. Boo, somebody had tomatoes. I'm kidding. But if they had tomatoes, they would have thrown the tomatoes. Let's be honest. We've all had those moments we'd rather forget. We bumped our head. We made a mistake.

The deal fell through. We're embarrassed. We failed. But this podcast is about that and how we made it through. So when they sat me down They were kind of like We got into the small talk And they were just like, so what do you got?

What? What ideas? And I was like, oh, no. What? Check out not my best moment with me, Kevin, on stage on the Iheart radio app, Apple podcast, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast. I thought it was shit, shake, shit. No, steak and shake.

Did I say shake shake? Oh, man, that's fucking. It was steak and shake. Yeah, I said shake, my bad. I'm sorry, shake shack. Don't take it back. I'm like, Shake Shakeshack ain't never let me down. That's what I said.

That's what I was wondering. I was like, damn, Shake and shake. Let's get this right, nigga. Okay. We don't want the wrong place to get the wrong reviews, my nigga. You definitely gave my whole family. Oh, I am so sorry, Shakeshack. I am sorry, Shakeshack.

Shake Shack. Shake Shack. Shake, he said y'all food turned into the fantastic phone. No, that's Stake and Shake. Get it clear. That's steak and shake. That nigga shake. He got hot.

He said, when he turned the door knob, he said, his ass dropped. Just all that staking shake flew right on that, boy. Look, that shit all in his shoe. I can move when you shoe. If I didn't make it? Oh, nigga. If I didn't make it? You better be happy.

You ate it while you were driving, bro. Niggie. Hey, get that boo-out-your-out-your-shoe, though. Nigger, the worst shit would have been if I would have ate the shit that just went to sleep. What is it? You just fell asleep. You know you're hot, you eat the shit.

You're the fell asleep. Damn. Well, you're the dream dreamed of a toilet. Damn. The boo-boo-boo dream? That ain't real. It's a pit-dream. The piss dream, definitely.

That piss dream is real than the motherfucker. The boo-boo-dream ain't real. No. I'm talking about I've been pissing in the dream, and the pee ain't going where it's supposed to go. What the fucking... Hey, man. Hey!

It'll take a minute before you'd be like, how it's bashing on me? Yeah. Oh, nigger. Yeah. Yeah, the pee don't be going where it's supposed to go. You'll pee with it, don't go in that dream toilet. Then you'll realize it's on me.

Any time I have a dream, I just have to try to wake up and figure out what their motherfucker about. I forget it so quick sometimes. And sometimes it just ain't no figuring it out. You know they said you can't make up new people faces in your dream? Mm-mm. There's got to be somebody you've seen, but... Mm-hmm.

And it's only for a second. That whole dream ain't that long. It ain't more than like no minute or nothing. You ain't sitting in there no minute. I need total control of my brain. Because why my brain out here remembering shit I don't give a fuck about it? What should be remember?

Like my brain just out here remembering what the fuck you want to remember. Like you said, the people in the dreams. The motherfucker, you rememberin some shit to put it in a dream. Nick, I could have used that. I need that fucking memory for something else. Fuck them people.

You don't try to go back to your dream? I can't use that shit to turn it into swoop or listening to nothing. Dick, I forgot. You out here remembering details of shit I don't give a fuck about. Nick, my dream can use the same face for everything.

I don't need to remember these motherfuckers. You're stupid. I don't want nobody in my motherfucking dream. Why y'all never dream about the shit you really be doing? I never had a dream about the all the time It was by itself Oh yeah

No nigga I didn't Niggi depend on your job I want to have a dream about that day Everybody left me to fuck alone Got to have a dream about that The best day ever No dick

I can't have a dream about the best shit That happened every time I gotta be doing some dumb shit Like fighting gummy bags And if you ever Swimming across the sky Shit If you ever watch this is at a restaurant

You can't And that bitch be busy Nick have that dream that you're still at work where you busting them dishes down and as soon as you get that bitch clear you wake up you like hey that niggas on me over to this this ain't fair bro i can't do this all the time bro like i dreamed about it nigga hey that's crazy and that bids just be piled niggins like bro when you have to work all day and then you feel like you're still standing up and you had a dream that you're still at work that is fucked up bro your body still feel

like you move it and you're like, oh, this. Especially if you got to wake up and do that shit again tomorrow, because it feel like you've been there twice already. It used to feel like that when you was a kid, you go to a skating rink, and you skate for like all day, and you come back, it feels like you still

skating. That was a good version of that. But once you hit that adult shit, nigger. I want the forklet drivers just being that bitch looping that bitch back around. You know who got it worse than them? The people who have to listen to that shit go,

they hear that shit all the time, yeah. And they're tired of hearing it. They're doing all the work, but they're tired of hearing that goddamn time, man. Man. Man. Having a job is fucking crazy, too. It's just so, it's like you got a whole little subculture at the job. It's different.

It becomes his own little community, man. And then it's like the people that you work with, you all know why they ain't shit. They all got their one little reason why they ain't shit. This nigga know how to do everything in it. Some people got more than one reason. Yeah. That nigga, he cool, but that niggins stay on their goddamn phone.

Niggins know everything, but won't look up. She cool, too, but she's going to come to work crying once a week. Something always going to be. Anytime they ask her to do something, She's gonna act like she's sick. Yeah, this is the sickest bitch in the bear. Come on, man. There's always one person in there

where you gotta watch your shit. It's like, I know this. And they steal everything, nigga, your raincoat. They still. Who the fuck wore my raincoat home? Yeah. You got to bring that shit up at the crew meet. Motherfucking got my raincoat.

You find out it's the assistant assistant manager. I found it in the lost and foul. No, you didn't, nigga. It was hanging up. It was on the back of my chair, me. See, you put it on to go in the freezer, and I ain't see you no more. Why is you wearing my coat?

There's always a good ass kisser. Oh, man. Telling away everybody. Yeah, that shit would be the weak and shit. And they would do the least work. they would be the motherfucker that would do the least amount of work these motherfuckers are telling you just so they can stand around and talk shit with the managers and shit

they always got to go find the manager good little work snitch I need to ask her the best way to find out who the work snitch is is to do some shit on purpose and see what get told are you telling everybody the same thing and then you see who find out Tell everybody different shit The worst thing's got a lonely

Work-like, because you can't ask nobody to do shit Like, can you, nope Not helping you I hate a motherfucker to be like, that's not my job Because if you're a nigga, everything your job. That's not my job person

Yeah, it's always a white person In that bitch that, dude, that's not my job And you'd be like, all right, you get your ass motherfucker Because if you're a nigga, they don't give a fuck You're the janitor, if they tell you to get on the roof, you got to get up there. You know what started a lot of fights at restaurants?

What did it? Motherfuckers asking the wrong motherfucker to put some ice in the ice bin. Yeah? You'll be standing right there watching the mess. Hey, Chris, you put some ice in that ice bin? Carlos, he told you put some ice in the ice bin. No the fuck you didn't, Chris. Yeah.

Two bitch ass up there. Bro, it's so heavy. Yeah, you're a bitch. You need to lift the motherfucking ice buckets. Put that shit in there. You know what people can quit a lot of jobs about? What? When they get sent to do some shit outside.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You sweep up the parking lot? Yeah, all right. Make sure you hit the drive-through. We got a couple packs of catcher up there, Phil. You know, you're probably going to want to take your, you're going to want to probably take your mop out there and hit that drive-thru. You send a motherfucker outside? That mess up the whole relationship.

Shovel some snow, go kill a raccoon. Oh, man. Unload the truck. Oh, shit, yeah. Now you, now you, now you just everything. You work everywhere. Fuck, no. My fucking got me one time.

The truck pulling up as I'm about to get off. I'm out there unloading the truck. You motherfucker come out there and tell me that and clock me out. Oh, man, I'm through it that. You clocked me out. While I'm unloading the truck. You clock me out. Because I'm supposed to get off at like four.

Truck ain't pull up in like four. So how much truck you unloaded? Oh, them trucks be a lot of shit. I'm saying how far along with you in the unloading process? About 15 minutes before. Oh, no. I need that. You know how motherfucker clock out, and then they had a little clock out ticket.

Somebody had clocked out, and then mine was still on now. They thought they had clocked me out and took the ticket. But they clocked me out, and the ticket was still a check. They're like, nigga, they already clocked you out. I was like, well, I'm feeling to go to fuck home. You clock me out, they ain't going back in there to get my coat. Of course of all, ain't nobody at this job authorized to clock me out. That's what I'm saying.

How you clock me out? Back in the day, they could clock you out. You know, the manager got your number. They could just clock you out. 20 years ago. But they could clock you in, too. That used to be a bit, get to work just the time of clock in. Here somebody else clock in.

Yeah, I know. Back in day, it was like a real manual. It was a real little, a little type rap. Yep. That's the last time I work. That's the shit from the cartoon with the dog and the coyote. when they get on it and they go hit that

the clock out who did that the Flintstone that clock out of them hey the flintstone shit that nigga had a taradagland bite the shit that nigga bit it that nigga bit it

yeah yeah that's a real clock I used to like when the motherfucker get they do that little one line like a little fucked up

animal something of the best a little elephant under the dishwasher and you thought I had a hard job that'd be the best that used to be my shit

The little bass. That little one-liner. Boy, they had some weight. Boy, this guy stinks. Yeah. Oh, the little bird that pecked the shit in the camera. Get on the wall of this guy. Can you imagine that, though?

Taking a shower from the elephant mouth, like he's spitting the water on you. Right in there. His head just in that bit. Yeah. Who told him how to do that? Like, just spit the water. That means you had to train this motherfucker.

Hey, man, but you know how fun that probably? was for them niggins back in the 60s on cocaine? That ain't never happened. You know, what are you talking about watching that? The niggas that made? Oh, yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Nick, make the shower. Uh-uh, uh-uh. That wasn't on cocaine. Yeah, you're right.

Them nigs on LSD like that fucking. That acid had a niggins say, hey, make his car fold up to a briefcase. He was going to drop everybody off. That car turned to a briefcase. Oh, what, man? That was the Jetsons. Oh, man, listen to him. What you say?

Motherfucking briefcase, goddamn. I'm telling you. So he's going to park that bitch. How? In his head. And he's going to stick that bitch in a slot. So when you say briefcase, what do you mean? You're going to fold up.

You're going to fold up. Same color as a car. You take it in the work, put it on the desk. When you leave, you pop them back over and jump in and pull out. And go pick up your family. Don't just, them. Hold on. The whole family can fit in it.

He's dropping them off. He dropping them off. He dropped all in the sky, my nigga. You got to understand. All the school is floating. You got the little son drop that nigga off the bottom drop out. The bottom drop out. Nick getting a little capsule, fall down to the shit.

Hold on. Daughter take her to high school, pull up to the high school, drop her under the lad's off. She's in a little capsule. She's going down. The wife, this bitch crazy. He dropped off at the mall. He dropped off at the mall.

And she tried to give her some money. She takes the whole wallet. Leave this nigga with a dollar drop out the little caps. Brough. Just like the nigg said, then he get the work, and then what they do? Mr. Spacelman cut the mouth soon as he gets there. Fold up to a briefcase. A real briefcase.

Nick, you know, I know this shit. This way the idea started, bro. I'm thinking, but what are you talking about in the writer's room? That my nigger was just in there, man, what if that nitty car fold up into a briefcase? You might be older something. Hey, put that weed down, man. I think the cartoon about the same time, because they just said one of them just not born right now.

Like one of them is just as characters that's not born in- George, probably. Just not born in 2025. A 20-24? Because the cartoon from the 60s. But you know, they were smart with their cartoons because they were cheap.

It was 100 years off from the 20-60s. The nigs was cheap because they used the same animations. And they just made the same storyline. Either it was a family and they was in some weird world or it was something that ain't supposed to talk talking

and niggins solving mysteries. And their cause was crazy. And plus they wrote it with the same. They drew them with the same pencil. Like if you look at Flintstone's interjection, it's the same font, same pencil. You know it's the same world. You saw the movie.

The Flintstone was. on the ground the whole time, nigga. Yeah. Them niggas is up... The future happening at the same time. They're on the ground. The Flintstone's on the ground while them niggas up there. That's why them niggas up there

because them niggas down there like that. That's crazy. Y'all don't remember that movie. Flintstone meet the Jensen's. I do. Yeah. The Jetsons fell down there. How high were they for them not to even put one of them dinosaurs

on the front of their car? Like, they could have hooked a dinosaur up on the front of the car, but instead they use their raw feet. No shoe. They can invent a car with no shoes. They would. They would. And this motherfucker made out of stone. And once you get it rolling, you roll.

They don't do everything, but these niggas run it with their feet. They run it with their feet. Raw foot. They invented the house. Hey, world building is fun. Which one guy ain't burned? The shoe of the car, man. They had no shoes. That what I'm saying.

In their world? They had a card on. I watched that shit so much as a kid. I still remember his boss name, Mr. Slate. Mr. Slate. It was all type of shit on that bitch. Yeah, that was a classic. That nigga had that goddamn bowling where he'd get on his toes.

Yeah. And then, and roll up to the shit. He was in the lodge, bro. They didn't tell you, Fred. Flintstone was a mason. Yeah. Do kids got cartoons like that, none? Mm-mm.

They got... Because that shit was for everybody, low-key. It was for adults first, I think. Who that? The Flintstone? Yeah. It was like they stem since then, I think. Mm-hmm.

Cartoons... Yeah, cartoons... They was not made for children. They were just made. Yeah. Propaganda. war propaganda and shit like that war oh it's still propaganda but i think they they fucked up the messages on our shit all the shit from our shit coming true now yeah niggins

looked like the government if you watch gi joe douged the bad guys look like the motherfuckers in charge the shit they do it look like the shit you know what I'm saying they had way more resources was fighting look like some of the billionaires is doing what the fuck they do this shit They taught us that, that eventually doing bad shit, you're going to get caught. Wouldn't do the good guy is supposed to show up. That's what I'm saying. That's when you learn. Ain't no good guy, bro.

They didn't show that in the cartoon, though. But the one thing they did teach us about G.I. Joe, some real game that you can't deny. At the very end of the episode, when they said, now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Mm-hmm. That one, they're not wrong, bro. If you know 50%, you stand a better, you said 50% better than not knowing that.

Yes, sure. Don't mean you're going to win. Sometimes the shit you don't know, you don't need to know. But you need to know something. You need to know something. But everything that I already know is on a need-no basis. Mm-hmm. Those that need to know don't need to be known.

What? Those that need to know don't need to be known. Because what's the motherfucker find out you need to know? Now they're going to make sure you don't never know. I'm with you when you write. That's what happened with slavery. I'm with the read, now. What's slavery? Slavering.

I ain't want them to know how to read. They ain't want them to know that they did. But they didn't, they didn't even want them to know that they should know how to read. Yeah. Because if they fuck around and thought that they needed to know how to read, then they don't want to read. And then you got to stop them from reading. First, they had to stop them from knowing they need to know how to read. Those were two battles.

But I felt like they might have knew how to read the whole time. Some of them did. And then some of them were showing and sneaking. This shit ain't as hard as you make it out to be. act like these niggas was writing big word these niggas was stupid too You're talking about them first They didn't read

A lot of them needed a nigger They had one nigger Read this Hey that's how your last name would come read Hey look Mr. Reed Mr. Reed What they say?

Them dumb asses They ain't have 10% of the language When they came over here Hell now They didn't They still learn a lot of the language now I mean, when I first went to London They were like, you guys butcher the language

Oh, well, we're not talking about the same shit anyway I don't know, I think we made it a little better, man I'm unfortunately, I hate Because y'all don't even talk how y'all used to talk London, UK They're too cool, no Let's be real, y'all don't talk how y'all used to talk You're right

Everybody's trying to find their little, you know what I'm saying, little angle, they're not as... Language got evolved, though Think about the old James Bond type shit how them niggas was talking and the old English British shit how them niggas

that's where all that shit come from that's what we remember but now I remember a crisp ass now they're now they beat

you know what I'm saying it was goddamn singing what do they hooy on like what the fuck and the big Marip the Loney Kingdom

what a woman the morp the muck for saying why they were talking now they ain't got half of that on there yeah

Some shit, I don't know. There's some, like, people from the North, like, Liverpool, and, like... Okay. Up there, Everton, and shit like that, they have that sing a song to the X, and it's called a Scouse accent. This nigga. Scouts. He'd be scousing. This nigga a genius, man. I know.

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My partner who was a scouse. I told him he told me right where to go. My dad. Scouse. Put a little scouts on it. What is it? What you think about them cutting the food stems off, man? That's fucked up when y'all building the motherfucking ballroom.

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Then they're going to try to correct it by fake going to get Argentine. Come on, man. No, they be playing in our face. They ain't going to make the shit right over here. You know what it is? I think they didn't, you know, he got 30,000 people watching social media and stuff.

I think they'd have tapped my phone. What you mean? Stop saying shit. I'm just saying. Get away from me talking about they got your phone tap. I think so. You called me recently? No.

Okay. I was going to call you today. I'm glad you did it. No, man. No, I ain't paid my phone bill. My phone's still all. Oh, it's got to be tapped. That's not happening.

They're just going to lead that shit off? Hey, hey, I ain't gonna pay it. I'm gonna see what happened. Because normally that bitch hit me. I don't have it on, what do you call it, I don't pay. They let me know this shit feeling,

hey, you need to pay your bill. Why you need you put it on auto pay? I ain't got money on. I wanted to know just that. Oh. I don't want money on auto pay. Why not? It's the share shop.

They got you one time. One time I had like 280 bucks in that account. And they catch you a head. Overdream. I'm going to be lying there. I got you. Man, I might have pulled those check my account. They had already got their money, man.

Fucked you up. Man, they got that love. I got that two-sum-and-they got that two-sum. I had like $70-something in there, man. I was a call down there. Like, hey, man. Hey, I wasn't ready for y'all to get that money. I was not ready.

But if you don't be ready for them to get it, like, oh, come on, though. Hey, I've been off them the thing about 15 years. You know who the worst for that? automatic payment shit. Apple. Apple takes you at 3 in the morning. They don't get you at 3 in the morning. They don't get their stuff.

You can be overdrafts. They still are going to on overdraft your account. Take some more out. You'd be negative 41. You're going to look at you negative 56. You know, y'all took some more? You're supposed to say you ain't getting it. What is this 399?

We took the feet too. They took the process of feet. Apple going to get their money. Every time. We don't turn stuff all over here. hell, we dig you deeper in your hole. I don't understand why Apple get money off their Instagram either. If I try to put an ad on Instagram, I got to pay an Apple

processing fee, what is that about? Why I got to do that? Talk to me, Apple or Instagram. You either do it or don't. Yeah. That's where it come to. But it's like a percentage. It's not like a set number.

Yeah, they don't give a fuck. That's how the game go. Why? What I'm paying for? It's their shit. Wow, what's their shit? The ad. The ad is Apple shit?

Once you put the ad on their shit, it's theirs. No. Meta is Instagram, right? You got Apple phone. I got an Apple phone. Why I got to pay a fee? What I'm paying for? The Apple phone.

I already bought my phone. Yeah, but you ain't bought that. Yes, I did. You didn't pay for the ads. You work with the ads. You think the ads come with the phone. The ads separate. You got to pay for the resume.

No, no, no. I'm paying for the ads. The ad is the price I'm paying. The processing fee from Apple is what I have a problem with. If anybody out there, know what I'm talking about. Yeah, because you got to make the ad, and then once you put it on your iPhone,

they got to process it. No, that doesn't make sense. They got to convert it to iPhone. Go on your shit, make an ad. What if it's just my phone? No. They got to convert it from real life to Apple so it can live forever.

So even when you delete it, they still got a copy of it. Hold on. You ain't got to show me. We're going to booze. One thing about it, you can protest all day, you still gonna have to pay that. I know I'm gonna have to pay it. I just wanna know what I'm paying for. Money of god-dain.

I think it's a lot of shit we just pay for. We don't even look at no more. Ain't even looking at you. You got to. When you get down looking at it, you're gonna pay it. That's why it'd be all them little dumb-ass lawsuits that come out with them class-actual lawsuits. If you got this, they're gonna get you some money back, because they've been taking two cents out your account. I want to sign up for a call.

class action lawsuit and become a small group of people who signed up for it so we could split a bunch of money like I want to be a class action lawsuit but only like 11 people went through the whole process and now we're splitting up 275 million dollars I think you got to let people get in though if it's class action you can't close the class but it ain't about that's the thing we're going to sue somebody gonna talk me me niggas we're about to get this shit hey nigga I want to do it just now now week, $33. The qualifications be lower. It'd be sounding good. Did you have a Gmail in 2015? Yes. You could be part of a $500 million class action lawsuit.

Everybody getting $15.75. Yep. Yep. Glad that I was in part of. I thought I was going to get a lot of money. It was about 11. You remember that? For what?

You remember that? What was it for? We were in. Oh, my, oh, man. Hey, man. What was it? We got hit in the sprinter van? We got hit in the sprinter van.

Oh. You was in there, right? October 19th. 2000, wasn't it? Brough? I can feel when the brakes hit, I said something to hit. Man, threw it out of my seat. Bro, I'm on the bitch.

I'm facing everybody because I'm sitting with my to the driver. The driver over here bag in the front with the driver. Everybody in here she hit the brakes and they go from like

normal brakes to like and this shit start flying forward. Like everything, laptops, soda cans, sandwiches, me. Phones.

And then everybody started falling forward. I'm on that bitch like, bough, that shit hit. I'm trying to get out the way

the niggas fall in I grabbed that dough, open that dough. I was dazed, that niggil was like, open the door, niggins. I said, open this motherfucking dough. I smell like none of the weed in here, man. You're gonna go to jail. And then we saw the bitch, and the bitch,

airbags is up, and the horn is beeping non-stop. Stop. All right, we're going to yell. Everybody going. Keep thinking, we're going to do it. We get out there shit. Niggas figuring out what, all right, look, we got, we got hit, what was it, a gas station and a dollar tree. Yeah.

Right there. Hit that gas station. My weed went straight in the little tuck that in the bathroom, in the trash, just say, fuck it. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I saw other motherfuckers following suit you know what I'm saying the motherfucker at the stone

recognized niggas like oh you'd be on okay cool fuck out of that man then the police got there it smelled like weed up and then hey man do your job

they said the four five times it smelled just like weed hey man that's oil leaking too what's about that gas leaking down through the you ain't worry about somebody light a cigarette and blow everybody up you remember about this

What marijuana, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, you see this scratch on my money back, show him your leg. I'm talking about some weed plant. Hey, man, you're really hurt over here. We got hit. We ain't got no ride home. Why are you talking about smoking weed and people injured, man? We ain't got no right home for real.

You're trying to smoke weed. This lady, and the lady just came out, and when we see it, she looked like she was on meth, amphetamine. Both of I'm telling me both of Yes She's in the brother Meth and telling him

I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm mad at her Trying to play her She was just the family She just pulled out In front of the shit She pulled out

In front of the lady Bro Like it wasn't like The lady was going It was It was this is like The way up there You ain't really the highway

So it's I guess like A street type thing It was a I guess it is a highway But it ain't the interstate Two You know me it was 2-2.

And then she got to come out and get in the middle and cross over. She came out. But, and stop. No disrespect, man. When we got ready to drive, I was like, I was just like, I was like, she's driving?

I swear to God. On my life, on my son, I was like, if she drive, man, she didn't look like she leave the couch. She's like she eat with her food on her stomach. I sweat. Now, I don't know.

I'm telling you. telling you the truth. I didn't like that. She was on the other hand fed of me. No, the one that was driving. No, the driver. The driver, bro. I was like, come on, man. Y'all could have had a little. Nick, remember we rode in the fire truck?

Yes. With the doubt, man, we had to go to the fire station. Man, look, and before they got in the country, bro, we got in the fire truck in that bitch, we and that bitch. We told that nigga, turn them lights on, nigga. We were in the compartment.

You know where, like how they, like the compartment. packed in there holding the little thing. And plus... Yeah, we was in the fire truck, not the big fire truck, the little fire, you know what I'm talking about. The suburban. Yeah.

No, not the suburban. It's bigger than that. It's like an, uh, almost like an ambulance. It was just like a big fire truck, but not the biggest one. Yeah. And what's crazy is... Huh?

Yeah. People scared. They scared the police, but they ain't scared the fire department because everybody went in the bathroom, got their property, and can't loaded, loaded in a fire truck. The niggins had the weed in the bathroom.

The police had to do with pour the fire truck on. There's a weed right there. Nobody left a ground. And we put it in the police. They live. Yeah, man. The fire truck were like, we'll take y'all to the fire station. Wait on the all right.

We're like, cool. Yeah, they had it's in a whole other truck, another van. Well, the next fire they put out, the house smelled like, I'm telling you, all the ropes back there in the axe. She came down there, mad at everybody. Who's smoking weed in the first place? They left us in that, too, man. They gave us a whole little house, a whole little room.

Yeah, they let us kick it. They was nice. Shout out to them up there. I was in that bitch, drinking. We were still in Georgia. Not with them. Oh, just around them. Drinking with their head?

No, they got out of the way. They let us have it. They let us have the whole room. Got out the way. The sun was going down. I was so glad when they got there. I was like, I was like, I can't be. about 11 p.m. now. Now, if we still here at 11,

yeah, but we ain't wasn't there that, like, was we? We might have been. Guess we stopped in a day there? Zagsby. Got a Zach stack. Damn. Needs deserved them, Zach. Chad, tell me, I got you. I know. I know. I know. I know you got me. I ain't paying for nothing. You have me out here,

I didn't put my weed in the garbage and got it back out of the garbage. Oh, you ain't. You ain't paying for shit. I didn't give it nobody nothing exactly. God damn. Put my weed in the garbage. They didn't go dig it back out of the garbage. Because I wasn't going to leave it.

Oh yeah, I thought Chad got decapitated, digger. Damn. Because that nigga fell up under the little table. You know, the Sprinter had a little table. That was up under there. I said, oh, I just seen the head. I said, oh. They got my boy.

This thing is in the head. Hey, bro. I'm looking at cat, cat over there. Cat. Ah. Yeah, that's what he got fucked up. He was the most fucked up person. No, Moneybag, he would hurt.

He hit his head on the wall. Oh, yeah, money. I think he hit his head on the window before the crash, though. That's what I said. He's like, big, watch out. He didn't. And he'd get out of the car and say, you know, I don't care. I'll tell you, business.

I'm going to tell you that. He'd get out of the car to him. Man, man, I was playing with the pussy. You're stupid. You're stupid. Bruh, you're the reason we crashed. Fuck out of here, man. You're the reason we crash.

You're the reason we fucking drag. You're the reason. Hey, fucking your forehead, man. Telling my four-ed scratch thing. Why are you thinking of dry? Let her drive, bro. I want to. You have to throw the weed in the trash.

You get your pussy. Oh, man. Everybody gets fucked up because of that. You. Oh, my God. Eat that girl's push it alone, bro. You get that goddamn thing. Drinking that tuna fish water.

Drinking that damn tuna fish water. Tuna fish in water. Oh, shit. You stupid. Shit mean. I don't tell nobody business. That's one thing about me. I don't tell nobody to you.

I know. You ain't never did that. I've never done it. Oh, man. What's wrong with your, bro? Ain't shit wrong with us like that. That's funny. That's funny.

It already paid us. It wasn't nothing, though. It wasn't nothing. I went and got mine, and I said, this is it. Yeah. And I see it was the J.R. It was the J.R. Logu, man. I see him all the time. The white boys be dressed like God damn.

What's the fighter name for Florida? The fighter, that. Conner McGregor. Yeah, he'd be having the Connor McGregor swag. The guy that got us. Shout out of the J.R. He told me, come get some money with him. So I'm going to say, I shout to shout to shout on 85.

Give me some money, man. Then go get your money, man. I'm going to go pick this up. I'm going to jail. You got to go pick it up. She told me, she said, if you want to do like a commercial or something to do a skit,

I ain't do no skit. Just shout out of jail, give me that money, man. Give me that money, too. Give me that money, I know you got it on you. You got it? Yes, sir. Oh, man.

That's fun. These are the times. For real. Oh, man. Real comedian. Shit is fucked up out here, man. We are needed more than ever. Real?

Motherfucking need a good lad. For real. That's the only thing gonna bring them out. Because it's about to be some crayon here in the minute. Oh yeah, that EBT shit. Yeah. Have we put Thanksgiving now? Come on, man.

Yeah. All these, I told you, all this said they got the $40 meal. The only thing, good thing you have, I'm gonna get me too. It's the price of pussy going down. Plumming it. It's plummeting. You think so? Yes.

Not that I would buy any, but I would. I just know. It's going to be some good deals out there. $40 specials is back. It's going to be some good deals out there. It's going to be some very good deals. It's going to be some damn good deals out there. I'm talking about it.

They're going to be hard to walk away. They're going to be hard to walk away. Say some bogos, son. Buy one and get one. Groupon deals. Two, four. For real? Everything must go.

Everything? Everything. Liquidation. Watch for falling prices. Oh, my. You think bitches that's fucking already ain't going to fuck for groceries? Yes.

That's the liars. You got to need groceries to eat the liars. I'm saying. They were just fucking for fun before, frivolously. That's why they say you always got to put something up for a rain day. What the fuck?

The rain ain't supposed to. The rain got a lot to do with. What the rain got to do with my snap benefit? That shit, yeah. If you fuck for gas money, imagine what you're doing. for a sandwich. You can't count on anybody else, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Shit. How long you think it's going to really take to really hit? You think, how long you think the government going to be shut down? I don't know. They got Vegas eyes on the shit, man. Last time it was 35 days.

They already been at, what, 29? Yeah, they're getting up there. I think, I think they're going to try to go for longer, man. They try to, the longer they can, the longer they can have that shit shut. down the more they can do their little shit in the dark. Ten months. Not no ten. Ten months?

No. They get wild if they get to 40. I give them about 37, 38. I feel like with this current administration, they're going to push you. They're wild and they go to 40 now. Hell yeah. But that's the thing. They don't realize.

But they're wilding, though. We can make them feel shit. The only thing, see, I don't. I ain't going to say this shit. That might be while my phone tap. I don't know nothing. Don't get high as tap. I don't know nothing.

I'm going to apply for food stamps. I applied as soon as the government shut down. As soon as it, shut down. You got that application in there. Did you go in there? Did you apply online? No, I did it online. Don't be boys sitting there.

They're going to pull up on your head. Huh? They're going to pull up on you. They're going to find out you're on this bitch asking for some stamps. Yeah, I did it when they shut down. It might go through. Nobody paid attention. You know when they get back to work, they got so much backlog, they just be...

They're clicking yes. Clicking everything in. They can just sign up for all kind of benefit. I'm a Confederate son of America. I want my grandfather's statue put back up. Immediately. But we're paying for that barrow, though, huh? That's our tax money.

That's the money that they had already stole. Yeah. You got to, see, we got to, first of all, we got to start worrying about the money when we ain't never going to see. That shit don't exist. But they can't act like... That's the money that's getting stolen. We're supposed to feel bad for money that we don't see.

But see, that's why the shit fucked up right now. They just kept printing money. Oh, they're going to... And then that they knew... What's you're going to happen? Then they knew that everybody had got some because they know how much they printed, right? So they knew how much was in circulation, and then like, oops, we fucked up.

Now we got to bleed the block and try to recoup on some of this fuck-up we've been doing. No, they're going to over Purdue. They're about to print some more. Yeah. That's what we got. But look. When the problem come when they print some more and the value go down, our value our, bro, our. Now is the time for us to come up there.

We ain't even supposed to be. Instead of thinking the shit getting worse, this is our time to come up, bro. That niggies are shooting up that motherfuckering. We got to do what they're doing. in the meantime. It costs a lot. We've got to have to buy us a chick-fil-A or something. It costs more money to prep money

than what the money's worth. I'm with it. A quarter, right, one quarter probably costs a dollar in something. They might have to stop making change anyway, so that's how you affect shit, bro. Shit costs more. And we don't, if they cut back on shit,

you're going to realize what niggas don't need. There's a lot of shit niggas really don't need. Why are just niggins, though? I'm talking about all niggins. He's talking about all right niggins too. White niggins too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because then if you just not buying that shit you need,

all these motherfuckers is answering to their investors because you got the stock shit. Not the shit that you need, shit you want. Shit you won't. You're going to realize you, hey man, I ain't got to eat out like that. But all these shit's got stock people that they got to make happy and return the shit for, we didn't hit Target. Target that took a hit about an 8, 10% dip

in profits, that ain't no good shit and if motherfuckers really was on cold with it motherfuckers really ain't been on cold with it we just stopped fucking with it and was like you know we don't really need it like that See that's what fuck the supply chain up too because now Target got all this shit right and it's certain shit even if white people keep

going it's certain shit that they don't even buy enough because they got the way that they got the marketing and the ass set up they got certain shit targeting in certain audiences. Yeah, yeah. So a lot of that shit really ain't going no well.

Just what you call it with Disney Plus with the Jimmy Kimmel. They lost about double the amount of viewers that they lose monthly. You know what I'm saying? So that's what I'm saying. If it costs more money to print shit,

that's how you fuck up shit. You waste their time. It seems like the older we get and the more evil they get. I think the older we get, the more we notice how evil they are. And it's more aware. Yeah, we're more aware because a lot of the 40 plus, 50 plus people like to look at the new generation.

They like to say, look at them, blah, blah, blah. But really, we're 40, 50, and we're just not paying attention. Because had we been paying attention in the 90s, we'd have realized, look at them then. So I think we're just more aware of what's going on. It's not more aware. It's more blatant. Even back then they was doing the shit, but it was more in the rat. These motherfuckers tell you flat out what they're doing.

And motherfuckers get on the news and be like, that ain't what he meant. He meant this. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a lot of motherfuckers just siding with shit. Back then, motherfuckers hid the shit a little bit better. Now these motherfuckers put the whole program out there and then say that ain't the program, but they put it out there. Like, these motherfuckers are just more blatant now. So it make us more aware.

And social media make us more connected and aware. So, yeah, you write on that. But I'm just saying, like, These niggas now will put the shit in your face. This is what we're doing. We're getting rid of all the black studies, nigga. Ain't no more Tuskegee Airmen at the Air Force Museum, nigga. Take that shit down.

They doing that shit. That's more blatant. You know what I'm saying? And they don't have a reason to tell you why they did it. Well, that's why we got to keep black history a liar. They're going to try to erase the shit. We got to make sure that we keep making some and keep talking about that shit. We got to post it every day, though.

No matter how ignorant we get, we still got to throw some black history out there every so long. We got to keep making it. And if they take the shit away, we only make our legends greater. Yeah. When we tell the story, that shit is going to be harder. Catch a Freeman. What? I'm only, and then I'm making up some shit.

What? Harry Tumman folk, two werewolves. I'm gonna tell them. Just on the side picture. Most of the ex-men was about black people. What about that rock growing? One more rock come this way. You know one of the baddest niggas ever come through here, right?

Wolverine. He's a black man. He's a black man. Wolverine was a black man about five-nine. Woodring, Bimbering. All of them, that's the same family. He was the same family. Bo-Ring, B-Ring.

What was it, Daddy, name? Ben, Verene. His mama named Gene Verene. His mama named Gene Greene, I'm telling you. What's the son's name? Lil Boreen? Oh, yeah. Little Marine.

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Yeah, you got to tell him you live. The crazy thing about this shit. Tuskegee Airman, he hit old girl up there, man. He hit Frank Della Roosevelt's wife. But the funny part is, just knowing how much. He took a hub. He took a, they disappeared in the cloud. a lie? Hey, what's your name? Skaffle?

Once you see how much they laugh, it's thought that really make sense. They lie about everything. Yeah. We didn't see them in action. They will completely make up some shit and act like it really happened. So I think overall they really be believing that shit.

Been doing that. Right. And the biggest lie. But we have that person, though. Even though it ain't all, who is that person that sat back in lie? It's them. Yeah, I know it's them, but if they're ever going to point him out, like, you tried to lie.

You know what crazy? They taught us lies. It was whole classes in school that was just lies, me. Mythology, Greek mythology. Ain't none of this shit happened? None of this shit happened. Ain't nobody with a horse ass running around? You ain't lying.

The fuck is you talking about. Human legs, horse ass. It's a bitch with snakes in her head that make people hard. That sound like a bad bit With dread Yeah That was a metaphor though That's what I'm saying

We're thinking they turned in the literal stone No these niggas was trying to fuck Yeah Methusley Yeah Had some good ass She has some good ass It was the other way around

It had snakes in the hair It was just locks Come on man She was natural Come on man And she was fine Come on man Fat ass

How a horse gonna have wings motherfuckin gonna shit out there everybody died who was them called what was them called Pegasus Pegasus I remember all this shit from school

for no reason I just knew that it was some bullshit Oh boy the other one With the horse ass What's that um Centaur? Centaur Mm-hmm

Ask me another one Nick I betcha I know Because that was the closest shit The comic books in the library That's why I fucked with it. I used to read all this shit. I still find it pretty interesting.

What was Falcourt? What was he? That was a luck dragon. That was the luck dragon. Never in the story? Mm-hmm. That was the best. That shit was short as head.

You watch right now that shit short as head. It seemed long as hell when we were little. I feel like that shit was on TV all day. Never in the story? That was the best shit in the world. Yeah, because you went on, they killed that horse. The nigga, horse died. His horse died.

His horse died and that thing. That wolf was on his head. Oh, I'll tray you. Oh, Trey you. Yeah, man. That was the best shit in the world. I might have watched that about a year ago. It was short as hell.

I thought it was longer. Movies were shorter back then, bro. The movies don't need to be three hours no more. A lot of this shit, man. The best movie was when Fred Savage had that monster living under his bed. Little monster. Howard Mandel was the monster. And the light hit the nigga and he turned into some clothes.

Mm-hmm. A nigga hand turned into a dog and made him eat that nigger homework. Yeah. Remember he was trying to get him in trouble? Did all kind of shit. Think he put some boo-bo in his backpacking something? You're doing everything to get him in trouble. That's some devious shit, though.

It smelled like doo-doo in here. Fred, what's in that bag, man? Oh, man. Hey, it's the doot boy. Dude, boy. Nah, but they got scary, though, because his son got, I mean, not his son's little brother, got kidnapped by the,

remember because they go to the monster? You know what I didn't have seen that shit? He took him underground, and they was just eating candy and stand up all night. Yeah. You know what I fucking me up the first time I seen? I probably got to watch it again. What did?

The mouse and the motorcycle. Oh, hell yeah. I don't remember that. She is. You don't remember the mouse and the motorcycle. That mouse used to be riding that motorcycle all night. I don't remember. Come on, let me ride again, little mouse on the motorcycle.

He made him a little helmet. The mouse riding the motorcycle all through this, man. All night. And a little mouse was on him. Come on, I don't ride again. All he got to do is get on the motorcycle. I remember the book, but I don't remember seeing the movie like that. The motorcycle only worked when the mouse ride it.

And he don't want nobody fucking with it in the daytime. This nink is taking this motorcycle shit serious. What was the guy named? Corky, Gordy, or so what was his name? Oh, I thought the mouse name was Ralph or something. Damn. You remember the movie? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

The guy, the kid name was Gordy Corky or something. He was getting down on that motorcycle man. Don't act like the Indian in the cupboard wasn't shit. Oh, hey, I remember the book and then the movie came out. The movie came out way later. Yeah, my movie was like my brother's age, and I remember like, Hey, Nick, we're going to see this. He was like, I don't want to see this shit.

I was like, no, Nick. That shit came out around Forrest Gump time, didn't? Probably. For his going, 90, well, 94, 95. Told you, 94, 95 was the little years being black, bro. That's when most black families had a camcorder, the big one. Yeah. I don't know.

What it is about them camcorders? Hey, man. You look wider than you are now. They camp quarters had different little lens on them, boy. You could have on the coldest outfit ever, but when you're going to get recorded on that camp quarters of the bullshit. Yeah. If you look at a picture from you 20 years ago,

you got on some bullshit. I don't know how you... You can put on your best outfit and take that picture right now. Look at it in 20 years. There's some bullshit. Man. Shit that you swore you would never wish. Every night and then you'll have something,

then you'd be like, oh, okay. Every night and then, but for the most part, you're like... I ain't got them. I ain't got them picture where I did. What you got a dad and a duck hat on from, man? He got a South Pole outfit? Why?

Yeah. For real. I had seen some shit. I was supposed to throwback thing. And somebody was like, damn, you still got that hoodie? And I was like, that get one hard, don't.

That's your one hard. No, all that bitch probably fat a hell. No, it was just right. It was like, it was a brand that became like another brand or something shit. It was some shit, parents, if you remember when that shit was out. And that shit had, like, it was a hoodie and it had like a cityscape on it. But it was like, it just looked like cartooning and shit. And it had like these little star sheds on it.

Yeah. Shit was hard. Okay. Probably held up. I ain't got it no about it. I have no idea with that shit. I probably got one or two items that probably hold up. A couple pairs of shoes are hold up pretty good.

Some 20-old shoe. You can't wear them bitches, though. You can't dance. What? What? Step through them bitches. On stage. Show was over, though.

But... Up there. Step through some old kids? Oh, hell yeah. Some retro Js. Niggins ordered them. No, I got them at the... From Stock Exchange.

How old was it? I got them from Stock Exchange. How old was it? What year was it? Because they know they put the year on there. They was dead stock, I think maybe. Ten years. Yeah, something like that.

When I walked off stage, that whole motherfucking soul came off. I tell you that. Damn. The whole soul. Whole blowout. So what did you do with that shoe? It was on his cab. It was on his cab.

to take that motherfucker off. So that bottom ball. I had to take the laces off and then take their bitch off. I had to unlace the whole shoe. Without no bottom, the bitch didn't have no structure or integrity. No type of integrity.

Thank you, good night. Oh! Damn. You got to fucking step on a land mat. That's a damn bat trap. Told the bottom of this shoe out. Damn. That's why you got to.

wear your kicks, man. Don't nothing last forever. That's real, bro. On the rock and won the stock. Well, when you run up with the rock ones, pulling the stock guns out, bro. Maybe them two pairs make you won one day. Right. You got to wear your kicks, man.

They're nothing lasts forever. She's gone goddamn fuck up. You heard that kid? I think if you wear them, I don't know, they get a little, you know. They get a little impurvy. At least you get a memory out of them. Yeah. You know, people People do, they take a shoe, take the shoes and put them in Tupperware, put the top on them.

It's not going to save them, though. That's only for storage. That's not going to save this shoe. Because that shit going to rock, some kind of way, it do some shit. The sun fucking up. It's unavoidable. Yeah. Who was that on there crying because all their shoes had disintegrated?

Who was it? Mm-hmm. Craying. No, it wasn't able to cry. Somebody was on there, though, and all their Jay's head just deteriorated. It was all fucked. Who was it? I can't remember, bro.

But I know what you're talking about. He was opening boxes, and them talking about them business is just crumbling. The soul crumble. Still in the box. Them niggins will rebuild them, but, I mean, damn, you're about to shoot eight times over at this point, bro. So you just got a wham? Just wham. But you can't hold on to him.

Yeah, I wear out of my own. I ain't into him like that. William. I wear shit too. I got a lot of shit I got to wear the shit out of them. Break it out. Yeah, that's my goal. I got some winter shit to bust out and some, and some shit on my bus back out. Then when it got some winterized. Hell yeah. This got me some new Nike boots on their ass. Time for a new pair. I don't retire my other pair. Waiting on, uh, nitty gonna shoot that video to that song, man. Man, what fuck did you tell me up, man? The pink song, man.

This nigga here, man. What did you got? I don't fucking know. Hey, man, it's hard. I fuck with it. I like it. Hey, man, you went off on that, man. He got out.

You didn't listen to it no more. Man, just, I don't know what he said. Oh, you ain't listened to it? I don't know what he said. Oh, it's a song, Pink. That you don't know howie. No. When it's song driving?

Oh, no, man. I'm going to figure it out. I saw the other one. Lose on the song. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I ain't even really dealing with that song.

I'm going to do something. I'm going to wait on pink to drop. I don't know. I know. You went off, man. You are on. I want to redo my verse. And we're gonna see?

I want to redo my verse, man. God damn lose. Hell yeah. Maybe we ran to inhale too high. I know. I know. I don't think. I never out rap you, man.

You've been rapping. What's you talking about? You are a rapping-ass nigga. Oh. You're a rapping-ass nigga, man. Sometimes. Sometimes I get in the Holy Spirit and I rap something, but, you know. I don't never claim to be a rapper.

Yeah. I'm just a misunderstood artist. You ain't going to rap now? Nah. On Jay Owen, got one for you? No, he don't. He got one locked to load. He been keeping all the beats for his album.

Oh. That's not true. I had asked him for some bees here. Like, man, you got to do some paperwork. And I was like, oh, well, just put my tape on, turning on to the instrumental side. We got to do it all in one take, man. We're like, we used to. We didn't get high in here.

Yeah, we didn't got high in here. Got to drink this lemonade as it thaws out. Yeah. There's more ice than lemonade. It's damn show more ice. Yeah, you didn't got all. You didn't got all the lemonade out there, buddy. One thing about them four, they're going to put that ice in that way.

Yeah, they ice heavy. They'll put half a lemon in that bitch. For real. Take those face. Get that shit the fuck out of him, man. Get that, get that, hey, hey, who's it? And they already made them. They already be made most of the time.

Been made them. Yeah, so you can't argue. No, that's most, that's just ice. Look how much lemon in there, my man. Turn around. You see the limit? I think they should go down to thirds on the limit. Do you, man, man.

A wedge. Yeah, that'll give you too much ice. That's why I sat down in the window, let it melt. You got to. Fuck all that ice, man. I ain't living like that. What's your survival plan, bro? Literally this America shit.

I know how to... It's about to be some hard time ground this motherfucker. I know how to hunt fish and everything. It ain't gonna get that extreme. I ain't gonna go back to it. You're gonna have to hit your guns. You never know. and get ready and get your little provisions

and sit your ass down somewhere. Sit your ass down? Don't be buying no shit you don't really need like that and you better got down. You had to tighten up it. Hey man, stop eating all that. You don't need all that. Eat what you get.

Hey, get, hey. Niggie, hey, hey, carb. To go back to like when you was a kid. All right. Talking about I ain't hungry. Fish and chips. Right. You turn down, shit, free.

Franks and beans, Nick Bringing all that shit back It ain't nothing to be scared of We already Ain't that ain't You have a big old stuff We've been raised to survive Our whole life

All right Man, we bring it back on shit We never know how to make this shit Stretch, Nick We're gonna hit that Grocer Stone and get us some eggs And some rice

And some potatoes and shit And, you know Oh, we'll eat breakfast Eight days straight Give a fuck. We'll make the shit that. We'll eat breakfast for dinner eight days straight.

It won't eat trip. Pinto beans are hodgey. It's gonna hold you, boy. You know them grits stick to your ribs. That don't even make sense. What the fuck food doing sticking to your ribs? Hey, hey, you make a hell of a cold slough, don't? Cozloat, Lord.

Hell, state champion, coldslaw. Come on, man. We got to survive this shit. What, they got to bring you back? steak. Goulash. Just regular boiled macaroni. No bait.

You just got to boil it and eat it real wet and juicy. Burn of that bait. You no more egg and all that whatever you put in that macaroni. Bring back egg sandwiches, Nick. For real. Fried eggs. Fold of bread. Come on.

Oh, crunchy egg sandwich. Boy, that shit will go. Bologna. Pax of bologna coming back in style. Tell me the whole little thing that you got to cut yourself. Yeah, then, no, we just belong. You go to the deli, and it's going to be about what it is to get. That's the cheapest meat, though.

Yeah. He's going to be by what it is to get the... You just got to fry that shit up and act like you got something, do you know? They probably got some turkey bologna out there for some of y'all. Probably. It don't bubble up. My fuck, going to have to eat. Get on them noodles.

We got to bring them noodles back, man. Best one of them was that saline with that pebbles in it, man. That junk, that went. Man, you remember that olive loaf shit? Motherfuck's head with the ham and it had like olives in it like green. My granddad used to eat that shit. I was like, man, what's going on, man? He's going to do something.

You putting this old on sale. And you don't want nobody to eat none and just say that. Damn, man. You ain't got to go that far, bro. I don't want it. He don't want no bad to ask you for none of his salad He eats sardis with hot sauce and shit Your granddad grew up in a rough time, bro

That's probably beyond his wildest dream Every time he eat that shit, he'd be amazed They put the damn pimples right there in the sandwich They wouldn't let me eat it on That's his You know sardine? That's his. I had some But if I was at their house I could have some of these stuff

No he can't yell at it My granddad, you drink buttermilk. I didn't not, boy. Did he do the shit with the cornbread? Yeah. And put it in there? I eat milk, regular milk and cornbread, but not that buttermilk. I ain't want no parts of that.

What buttermilk day, like? That's shit thick. I don't know it's just smell funny and I ain't ever going to get rid. My granddad drank it one time, he was going fishing and he was drinking it, and he sat it down right there beside him. I mean, he hit it. He's like, you had the rest of that and walked out of his head.

I'm like, bro. Yeah, no, bro. You could have took that cup with you, brother. You didn't want to? Yeah, no, I, are you standing and wait on him to eat him? Whatever he left, I eat it.

Whatever he left, I eat it, and he thought I wanted that buttermilk. Nah, man. But it was just buttermilk. It was just straight buttermilk. Yeah, he was drinking like that. That shit thick like cream, man. He brought it out.

Y'all out. Hunt? You said, what? No, we were just at the table. Oh, okay. He was drinking. I didn't get all the buttermilk out into the world. No, uh-uh.

He was at the table. He didn't take it. Okay. But he would do that if, man, it were easy, bro. He would do that. He was born in the 20s. Oh, man. He was born in the 20s.

What? That's crazy. Buttermil. It's a bunch of shit. I've seen some shit on YouTube talking about old black recipes that black people don't make no more. It was all type of little shit on there. I was like, there. I ain't no nigga was eating this.

What if it was just the shit, we weren't eating by choice, nigga? That was just to survive. Hey, it was what was left, dude. Whoever was cooking it was letting motherfucking know. Now, this ain't no shit you just eat. Souse me for some shit. We just put this shit together. You see that shit?

Like it's good. It's still a group of motherfucker that's still. I want to souse either. We didn't want to eat no pork, so I couldn't eat no sauce in no way. But some people that was eating south love south. People who eat it. And they're mad at you for laughing for the head right now. Right.

They're going to fucking go. Yeah. They're going to fucking you're talking about. They're going to eat that shit. But they fry that shit up. They don't fry. They eat it cold. They just eat in gelatinous.

They just eat the cold like with the bread or whatever. Especially if it's hot. That's south meat? Damn. Jelly meat. They're frying sounds like that. Damn. You know, they got the regular house and then they got the hot south.

Yeah, the hot sauce. Then they got the other sauce. There's a little shit that they put on the shit. Then they got the liver cheese With the little white With the little white I don't get a fuck with nobody Say during my childhood

Lunch meat was the greatest meat ever To regular add That's square lunch meat That's square lunch meat But the thing is That shit was wasn't nothing fucking with that The thing is my mama Weren't letting us eat it

Oh She took us off of the pork I don't remember eating it She stopped and took us off of And they Some of my siblings continue to eat most of them on eat, but she took us out of that, man.

I don't hate it. I was like, damn, brother. All that foscing bitch and shit, I ain't really ate none of that. And that's shit is amazing. And that's baking? To this day, I'd be just looking at bacon until it had a smell.

But I just snuck and ate it a couple times in my father-in-hap-ha-ha-ha. One thing about that shit, you get right, too, did you? It was good. It was, like, the best shit. It was better than everything. It's the best.

I couldn't eat it. Bacon takes on different forms depending on where you put it at. Bacon's so good. Motherfuckers are used bacon as a side for bacon. You can have bacon in your salad. If you don't have bacon bits in your salad, bro, you fucking missing out the crunch. It's phenomenal. A BLT is an elite motherfucker.

A stand-alone sandwich. Or an elite motherfucker sandwich. I'm talking about only bacon. Not no turkey, BLT, not no... I've had a ham sandwich with bacon on it. A bacon cheese burger? Man, come on, man. You ever had the hot dog wrapped in bacon

from the Mexican niggas out there? No, that's too far. That's too far. That's too far. Man, that shit gets so goddamn crispy around that bitch bitch because it's been sitting on that bitch cooking and grilling and you out to that bitch drunk than the motherfucker. Now I

have had them. Bitsch and you like, bitch, I should have got two. I have had a bacon rap steak. I got two of the motherfuckers. That bacon wrap steak hit way different. Bacon wrap steak? Oh yeah. When a little filet,

a little filet man, y'all wrap them bowl. I know what's even crazy about baking. They didn't try to make turkey, bacon, beef baking. These motherfuckers ain't shit. They ain't hit on that. Beef bacon is the word. They ain't. That shit, fat is hell. Ain't no meat.

You can fry beef bacon at a certain thing and it'll be an a height. It depends on how you fry. You can fry it a certain way. Make it right. It'll make it a right. You've got to do the wrong way and shit. You probably got to do a lot to it. I don't know how to, I ain't pick, figure it out to it.

And turkey begging. I throw it in a, I throw it in my baby, my mother, baby, daddy. I swear to God. That shit ain't shit. It's just me. slices. They'll cut in the turkey shirt. They'll get a little crispy when you're cooking. Man, that's just ain't shit. That shit. And then if you don't eat it, hurry up, it really ain't shit. It turned back into the paper it came in. To the paper. Yeah. You got to bring it back.

You can't. Yeah, you put the lid on the pan and put some water and then turn it on. It'll come back a little bit. You know how to eat right then. Once the regular morning, start to stick on that turkey baking, it's old. You got to get the crunchy. I want mine crunching. They got to get it. They got to Some in there, uncured beef baking. That's close. I don't know. It's just, that's too, came out too late for me. I was introduced too late.

I think, yeah. It ain't going to never make you ever want to think about leaving that bacon. I'm from Mississippi, bro. I thought, I thought we had already been through all this. I eat no bacon because I can't have that bacon. No bacon. No bacon. I don't want to be.

You know what we called turkey bacon in Mississippi? The fuck is that That's what it's called The fuck is that I'm a miss sipping nigga And I just still ain't fuck around With the pork like that

You're gonna be like I was I did miss out No it ain't gonna do all that I guess it's because we're immune to it Not like an obscene amount An unhealthy amount Like you know what I'm saying Like a greedy amount

Not a copious amount But it's in there I had enough of Bacon, rap, Scott. One day, I'm gonna stop eating pork just so everybody can shut the fuck up. Because then it'll eliminate having to have so many conversations.

Like, y'all quit eating that shit, so now with it. Oh, nothing, yeah, moving on. I don't advise nobody to quit eating pork. Because I don't, I honestly just don't eat it because my mama don't eat it. Oh. That's it.

I have no religion to ask. It's nothing for real. It's working for you. I don't know. If you ain't ate it in a long time, you probably shouldn't eat it. It'll fuck you up. I still don't know how to turn back with flips.

So. Yeah, the moment you start fucking with that pork heavy, you ain't going to be able to do it. Yeah, that's a, that's a pork problem. No back flip. The niggas lose their flipping ability after a while. You got to eat a little poke. That's the only thing keeping us there.

Look, look here, boy. Polk ain't never did nothing. to nobody. Poop! That's how you call that shit down sound. I urge you. Listen. Y'all move all these different places and quit eating poke.

Same thing. Yeah, man. I don't know. I see people eat a lot of strange shit. I don't say shit. What's the stranger? But for some reason, people always, want to share what you shouldn't be eating.

I have never told nobody what they should stop eating. Yeah. I mean, I... Except as. I'd be telling people, stop eating ass. I mean, you know what? You ain't going to stop.

No, they're not going to stop. You said, I ain't going to stop. No, I didn't say I. If you rode a camera back, I said they. You did say they, but you made you. You said that. Don't do that on camera, Lose. You said them, but you...

I'm telling you they're not just stopped. You were speaking for child as a group. Hey, look, but this is the thing about the way I'm telling them to stop. I'm not telling them to stop for real. All I'm saying is I got to be one of the people that at least say it. You got to put it out there now. I ain't saying stop. I'm really saying it like, stop.

There's people out here fucked up. They're saying it like, say no to drug. Right. I don't really feel. this way, but I just have to say it, because I'm on the platform. And it was getting pushed for us from. But you don't have to listen to nothing I say. I don't want one person to stop doing whatever the fuck they're doing. Yeah. They ain't going to stop no way, man, because if you need that ass one time,

you wanted to do that. You don't wound up back there, down in there. And the people who do it, that's literally they shit. You don't wound up there. You don't wound up back. There ain't no way. I didn't fell on. I didn't show. How you wound up at me?

You didn't wind up underneath. You didn't walk back down underneath tucked in there. How are you getting down in there? No, no. You made your way. You just wound up there. You think he ain't going back? No way.

They're going back. You put your whole face in there. You wild up. No, man. That's wild up. That's crazy. You know? Damn.

Guys are attracted like they look like to that woman's ass like that. He's like, they're gonna eat it. It's wild when you think about it. Don't do that, son. Shut us out. Nah. you got to correct your behavior, man.

Yeah, yeah. Don't do that to you. But if that's your thing, keep doing your thing, man. Whatever work for you? People be taking this shit too literally, man. Yeah. Can't fucking tell nobody what to do in it. Sometimes the way that you mean it

and the way that they hear it is two totally different things. They're going to do it anyway. Right. They're going to eat that ass anyway, man. They're going to do it. What make you think that it's going to keep doing? Because if I was to do it, I'd probably keep doing it.

Not that I've done it, but if I wasn't doing it. But if you did it, then you heard me saying, if you keep doing it. I was going to ask one time, I probably would have to do too. Like, you've got to get it right. You've got to do it right. And you're damn sure you're going to do it right the first time. You're just going to keep doing it until you get it right, then stuff. Oh.

No, you ain't going to stop. No. You're going to pick a person. that you want to do it and do them good. That's how it is. You're going to meet someone and be like, yeah. All you're going to do it to everybody you meet me? No, I ain't, I don't know what you do.

What would you do, Clay? So you're just going to keep doing it? No, he ain't no ass, man. I can't. I don't know. Well, at some point in your life, you're going to come to a cry. Nothing day, babe.

How you wound up that? Don't act like you. Don't sit on here and act like you ain't never did that shit. How you wound up back in? You got people watching who believe in you, man. For real, though, because I rock with you. I'm not, ain't no air. I mean, you probably ain't now, but you have in your life.

Oh, yeah, but not. That's what I'm saying. You're a hypocrite. Not intentionally. You're a hypocrite, though. So I said how you make a mistake and wound up? I didn't wound up, it was, it was greasy. You got to be, you got to be accountable for the shit you do.

And then when they heard you say you're not doing it, it made you, it came off. You can see what I'm doing. It came up. You tell them not to do it. You literally told them not to do it. It came up as a leader. You were speaking from an elite position. Yeah, I'm speaking from a position of them.

You think you're better than everyone. I don't like. It's not like I don't like it Won't be going there no more No, I don't eat it I don't eat it I'll eat this thing and shit

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on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast. Crazy as women doing it. Yeah. They freak it up. Yeah. They just need some excitement in their life. I think everybody doing a bunch of shit out with it.

That mega bitch excited, hey man. Yeah, man. You gotta watch out. That shit crazy. Because it ain't gonna stop. It's like a scary movie. I was tired. We left the club about three in the morning.

She's like, are you going home or am I eating your ass? I was like, shit. Damn. I wouldn't go to home, but that ain't answering your question, but I'm like, you motherfucker that's really, really vocal. Damn. So you went on here and let it do. No, we did.

She got you that night. That nigga said, can we do both? You do it? So that's the night she got you, though. No. No. So we're pulling up to the crib. I can call her right.

I call her right now. She didn't do it, Lowe. No, I don't call her. I promise. She didn't do it. Because if she said anything other than what you were saying, they're at the real, tell me, I swear to God, I call her right now, and she going to say no.

I call her. Wait. She's sitting there. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's sitting in. He's going to call the shit. She in his house. You're on your way home?

She's still at the house. Waiting on me for what? No, man. I'm telling your story. You can't add your own shit on to my story. I'm trying to tell this nigga my story. You know your way back home? Hey, no.

Hey. I call it. You keep adding on the market. I'll call it. I'll call it, man, but you can't be sure what she's going to say. I know what she's going to say me. I'm telling you, there's a thing. Y'all want me call?

Do you want me call it right now? Don't ask them. Don't ask me. All right. Don't ask. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. You still got a number of this ad know you.

You still got to know. They still be on there. What would I be over that doing? You talk of that shit. They're roommates. I don't like it, but I like what she doing. Nika ain't shit. Hey, man, if you call her.

Damn. And she's like, he came over with her. I'm going to fall the fuck out. Man, y'all brought me only to talk about me. Yeah, that's We know you're full of shit How you Because you were too willing to call her

How you was going to phrase the question If you called her I was going to be like, yo When you asked me I was going to spend I to go home and lick my ass What I do And that's why I'm going to leave it right here

Okay She didn't I never, I didn't let her do it I don't want to do it I was wasn't going to do it. Not that night. I didn't do it. Ain't no masculine way to get that, bro. He did it. Who did it? I think he did it. Who both? Raise the hand if you think I did that.

She did that shit. Clayne ain't raised a hand. I want somebody to raise the hand. I want somebody raised a hand on. Hold on. He did that shit, man. Yeah, call it. Call it. Call it. Oh, shit. He said, don't call the first time. I had to think about the pros and the cons. Hit her up. No, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it now.

She's weak, man. That's true, Matt. Lowe she knows she's sleep. She ain't sleep? She up? She up like the motherfucker. Bray 12, 18, man. She's sleep, man.

She's sleep, man. Clay, what do you think? She's up. Yeah, she's sleeping. I don't want you to call. I do, but I don't. Br, she up. I know she up.

I'm going to call you on through my, Clay. Now, because you're going to coach her through it before you call. Look, man, man, tell the you, me. Tell the you, me. Up in the car, Clay, no, that's the way. Tell them I didn't go. What you want to ask you to ask you the question? All you got to ask you.

to do his same note. You can't tell me don't call and then keep cracking jokes. You want to be called over there? You ain't going to call? I'm going to call. She's sleet. No, she's sweet.

Y'all got, you fucked up. Let me call, though. Hey, man. Let me see. Hey. Hey. No, you just said. Don't call her.

No, I said, no call. What did you say? No call. No call. She's asleep, man, don't call. You said. She's sleeping. He knows what time she'd go to bed?

Fuck it, man. That's why he said, call it. He knew she was sleeping. He called his other phone. Also, her name Kelly, too. Okay. Oh, Lord, this shit funny. God, dear.

But you're stupid. I'm just fucking witcher, bro. I don't think you went. Well, I know he did. He did that. So, well, I don't know. Because we didn't even ask for that story. You asked for that story.

You went from that ass licking. If you go over the camera back, you came around. That story and had shit to do in what we were talking about. So what were you talking about? Yeah, a nigga, there's a lot of black food. Niggins don't eat no more. So this bitch, what you just ask me is I'm going home and she fell in. You know, you just hit it.

We talk about healthy black food. That nigger said, them jays be crumbling up when he. Yeah, I know a bitch. Oh, fuck you have to do with anything. That story ain't had a shit to do with anything. Hey, bro. Oh, shit. I thought it curled around.

I thought it came around. I'm going to have to look at the foot. Oh, shit. We didn't do this drop. I'm going to see how we... What's wrong with you, bro? See how we segwayed into that. This boy's stupid, bro.

I think it was a good stuff. Segway. I think it was a clear segue low. You got there. Yeah, we got there. But I didn't let her do it. Yeah, you did. That's the crazy point. Clay. You're going to ask me to believe me?

Man, you know me? I ain't figured about it. Clay, you know me. Clay, you know me. When the knee got to turn to you, now I don't know. Nah, because any time a knee got to turn to her, you're about to turn to him. You're about to turn to you.

You know me, man. You know me. You know me. Yeah, nigga. That's it. You know it. He did that shit. He kept on number all this time.

That made he been talking to her back and Boy, so we got to eat healthy, man. No pork. Man, you're right. The bitch, he tried to link it. She didn't. She's going to ask me if I wanted to do it again. I said, man, no.

Stop writing this, man. No, no. Hey, don't you ever, don't you ever do this shit again? Hey, man, well, Clay and Carlos teamed up on me. Oh. Oh, no. I told you. I said, I believe you until you turned to me.

Until I turned to you, until I needed that little... He let her do it. He let her do it. Yeah, he definitely went for it. God damn. I was with you until you turned to me. He turns like, man. You know me.

He ain't trying to convince nobody with you, man. Clay. Nick of the show of the name and it is. Oh, shit. Oh. Mm-mm-mm. Oh. Come on, man.

Boy, y'all are too stupid, man. He went for it. Yeah. All right. Yeah, she got you that time. I would call, but. It's late. She's sleep.

It's 12, 36, man. She's sleep. Will Clayton. Well. What did you learn today? Oh, man. He learned that one thing I know he learned. What?

Would a nigger turn to you? He didn't say you know me. What a niggins say your name? You know me. He's pulling shit. My nigger. Br, you know me, man. I need you on this one.

Oh, shit. Come on, man. You know me. J-O-N. You know me. Jay-L-N-N-K-N-O-B. You think you know somebody, but you don't really know him, man.

Lowe, you know you. You know what I mean. Uh-huh. Never say you know me. You're going to get 50 years to the judge. I just... Your armor. All I know.

all i know is all i know is yeah we know you all i know is all i know is oh shit you took that girl home which man oh man you definitely took that girl home with you hey oh yeah oh yeah i'm stupid I really be crying. We've really been in here talking shit this whole time. Oh, man. I ain't never do the intro. When was you going to do? You go over here, see, that's the problem.

Damn. No, the intro made itself. They don't need an intro. Sometimes an outro is just better than an intro. We'll do words and wisdom at the end. It's like a jazz thing. Kdub. You got two minutes to do all your closing arguments.

Well, I'm going to take it. say this right up. There's a lot of people in that camera. Glad I had been in 85 Southland. A lot of them know me. And they know that shit you're saying about me. I would never do. Only because they know who I am.

And who I am is a person that will never do what you said I did. Oh, shit. Hey, man. 8 to 5 South Show. Rocking like a cutoff stock in the jail, man. Oh, man. Tell me, one of the coldest. I'm talking about.

One of the funniest. You can got to tell them that they know you. I'm talking about you. Oh. Clay. Oh, me. Let me turn around so they can see this shit. Oh, my goodness.

What? Mm-mm, real comedian. Oh. Not just funny, funny-looking. Mm-hmm. The whole thing. Yeah. When I be saying real comedian, I don't know what people take it.

Real comedians is just a comedian that just will go on stage in the way. He does comedy for all his life. That's all he's going to ever do. Right. He's going to do comedy. Yeah. He's a real comedian. Even if they'll do something else, you're going to do comedy.

Man, he might... I don't fucking go do something else, but the niggins don't do some comedy. They're going to do comedy. That's all the real comedian is. Like, hard up. Go in the open mic. He'll just go in there and just rip it and go home. He only went on your applause.

He sneaked out of the back, though. He only wants you to say good job. He was working on one thing. He did 15 minutes working on one thing. Come into a city, find a spot, hit that bitch, be right out just like that. Oh, he wanted to go up. When you're going up?

I'm going up. Ain't no chill. You go up. You go up, even if you're going to do with three minutes. You go on stage. And you make the people laugh like you claim you do. You're trying to get on stage, yeah. That's all of it, yeah.

But rock anywhere and been doing it. You know what I mean? Every time somebody see you in a comedy club, you should go on stage. So that's it. Don't be offended. Just do that. Put that in your DNA

You gotta keep you one in the chamber Every room I walk in I always Let's be my first thought Like, what if I had to tell jokes In this motherfucker You can care what it is I don't get to fuck what it is

I can be at the grocery store Telling you Nick if they ever let me Yes I did that before Nick you fucking around and start doing shows In the Walmart I got 13 Walmart

Lined up For real I'm booked all I'm doing Walmarts all across the country. You can do a Walmart. You're funny. They used to let people perform at Walmart. Remember the little country boy? I tell you to take a picture with Alf at Walmart when I was a kid.

Alf. Before you knew he was racist? Alf was... Alf was... Al was arrogant. Alf was not even human. Alf was the worst diva ever. That's why now he's not around.

He's not around because Alf was a diva. The man that worked ran the shit. He wanted everybody to think Alf was real. He did a damn good job of that shit. Because I remember when I saw Alf, right? He was actually at Walmart.

This way back when I was a kid. And I remember I took a picture with him one year and then I came back one year and this was the scariest shit. It was just random, bro. Just like, Alf at Walmart. Everybody was just talking about that shit, went out there

and took a picture with Al because I used to fucking watch Al. It was weekly. I used to watch the shit out of Al. So it was... In the cartoon and that's Alf serial too? So it was a dude in a suit or what it was? Yeah, it was a person in a suit.

No, Al was just a puppet. I'm saying, but the Alf representation they had like a costume Alf. He was a midget? No. It was big size. Yeah. Okay.

So that was kind of alarming But you know the Alfa dude He wanted people to think Alfa was real Yeah, I did He He was set up the sound stage So the actors couldn't even see The puppet people making them work

And they had like these little And that's why it cost so much And that's why whenever they try to bring it back He'd be trying to do that same shit And niggas is like, nigga we know it's a puppet Yeah Now they should just do an AI enough though Oh man, that shit, yeah

Bro don't you got that shit? What that? The AI shit. I mean, I've seen a few of them, yeah. Yeah, I'm a male. I'm scared of AI. Why? Boy, they're going to do put some stuff out here in the universe.

That's what it's supposed to do. But, no, it don't. They tested, like, nine of them. And they gave them, like, scenarios where they were using them, like, in some business that. Yeah. In one scenario, when they said, we're going to shoot. shut you down and we got a new operating system. Eight of them tried

to blackmail a dude who was having an affair. They had gone through the emails and knew this thing and they was going to blackmail him to get him to stay on. And then another one was it was a dude was supposed to have a medical problem but he was voting to shut the

AI down. And so when he had medical trouble, the alert was supposed to be sent out the AI. These like scenarios they ran it through, these not real shits, but like it stopped the shit from being alerted, bro. Like, that shit won't be around more than they give a fuck

about a human life. That shit crazy. AI is not good. They had one the other day with G. Money, and instead of West's the Knife's shooting G. Money, they started kissing. They were like, what the hell?

Man? Wow, bro. God, shoot them in their eggs. God damn. I felt sorry for G Money. Oh, man. It was one funny one earlier where Rickett was running and he started zigzagging and the car flipped off.

Man, he fought tripping. That's why I said the AI shit. They had to pull that Martin Luther King shit back. They was tripping with that shit. Yeah, they really did. I'm going to tell you what had me fucked up, though. The AI shit. The shit looked real as fuck.

The cats and the dogs where they're on the ring camera. Mm-hmm. And they got guns and shit. Oh, yeah. They were doing all the time of shit. They got damn cat running the doorbell and blew it. Oh, yeah, the cat was shooting a gun. Hey, what are you doing? Give me that.

The cat was shooting a gun. Man. Hey, they had made the shit where it was like real lifetime of Jerry and the cat sleeping on the pet, on the doorstep, and the mouse run up with dynamite and put it next to the motherfucker. Oh, man, bro. Who the dog got the dog house. Yeah.

You seen the ones where the dogs getting pulled over by the police? And then they're driving. off on them. Mm-mm. I've seen different, but yeah. Hey, buddy, you had anything to drink tonight? Yeah! Out of them.

That's crazy. That ain't y' shit funny. Especially when they- Some of it, but then it's getting weird, bro. You can't be on it. Have you seen the Confederate AI page? No. Oh, man.

They got the rednecks on there. He said, I just want to ask if I can marry your daughter. your daughter he said hell boy you just like your brother yeah they're saying the shit that's why sometime i only get mad because they don't give it down which way they do my sense of humor like the new age technology been fucking with my sense of humor because i got this page it's an animated page i've been seeing all these like animated pages right this animated page called racist tree it's a fucking tree that be saying the most fucked up shit but it's so funny bro hell no racist tree i'm gonna have to hold on i gotta show you no don't show me this

bro this shit is funny don't show me this because you get everybody the actual it's a cartoon tree It's all type of shit. I don't like scrolling on. I got the sore shit. You scroll on that shit. You start seeing weird shit. I'd be like, bro. Look, man.

I don't know who made this, man. I don't like to sit and see none of that of y'all stuff. I run from it. Every time I see it. Nobody. That's crazy. I'm going to have to find it. This damn tree be seeing the most crazy shit, though.

Yeah, I will be getting. Getting back to y'all with an update on that. Clayton English, you got in closing arguments. Oh, man, only arguments I gotta say is, man. Watch English majors. Yeah, go watch it. Go watch it. We got some merch.

We might got some more merch on the way. I got a few English major shirts left if you want to. Did you ever get those mittens? No, no mittens. You know what I'm saying? But we got little shirts for dogs. For real? Yeah.

We refurbishing extra small size. for big dogs. Yeah. Not too big, now. But we don't have nothing for little dogs. But we're gonna get something. We're gonna get some children's clothes going. Okay.

English minors. A lot of, lot of lunchbox. Whoa, wait a minute. No, no, no, this is for the kids. It's fine. They minor in English. It's not, hey, man, hey, we not, we not know. That's the trigger word, though.

We're not no list over here. Yeah. No steam. You know, they say no ditty. No steam. How about to do it? No Epstein, no Weinstein. English students?

No. All right. Because they need to, they need to be tailored for kids. It covers more ground. The font going to be different. Oh. That opens you up to a whole different market. Yeah.

It's going to be for the youth. Yeah. A minor. English associates. I don't want no kids as an associate. Oh. My kids, my son, my son, my child, but I don't have no associates. Undergraduates.

How about Project English? Oh, that's a project that's going on right now. 2029. Yeah, that's just, we're in the first early phases of it. A lot of shit is in beta. You know what I'm saying? You wouldn't know it, but it's on your phone. Okay.

Yes All right Yeah Juvenile I'm gonna get him to do the The Project English For the Project English Project

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Had you thinking these cities was big and shit in the 90s like that? No, man. I wish I could coach. Boy, they knew how to say Annapolis, Maryland, so good. Come on, man. Damn, I want to go down, man. Just because. Yeah, they used.

You damn sure we want to do it. Breath to hit man hard in British, Columbia, Canada. I didn't even need a passport to go see Brett to hit man hard. Time's done change. Well, folks, there you have it. And remember, K-dub, let that girl go on with.

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