The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Karlous and Clayton take LA ft Teddy Ray & Doboy | Ep. 81

Episode Date: May 19, 2017

Karlous Miller and Clayton English aka Sabado Domingo take their talents to Los Angeles and Link up with All Def Digital Stars Teddy Ray and Doboy for a hilarious take on EVERYTHING!! Russell Simmons will be proud! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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My stupid a. Peruna advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin And it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got

10 days in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what. We got today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stanking ass. You're going to be in New Year's in church. With your stagging ass.

You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ass. Why your kids still playing up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stagin' air. Now you gotta try to crank it first.

With your stagin' ass. Oh, said, you're gonna be late for work. With your stagin' ass. And you ain't gonna have no fucking job. With your stagin' ass. We don't bend up and see with the shit. Kill it too. Fucking these hoars on the low.

Niggas talk about. Them nigginsengue fun to hang with that shit. International. I'll fuck your bitch. And I'll pay that rent. And anytime she called me, she's gonna get off on these dick. Hey, you'll tell it where you might see me. I'm posted in the A, but I might jump on the plane in Parley Vu or La Francheque,

because my no, I got the jokes I'm everywhere. You see me with it. I'm up in Africa. I'm telling jokes in different cities. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities. Hey. Nigel went to Germany and felt some different cities. Hey, hey, hell, niggum went to Germany and felt some different cities.

I say they small and they're round, but felt some different cities. Hey! More than weed I like it in high I make bitches mad Like BC Youngfly Bitches walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize

For you say I don't give a fuck I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I don't give up for I'm crazy man Give me some of that pussy baby Give me some of that pussy girl Quit being stingy now

Give me some of that pussy You got enough to share I won't tell nobody because I know they do not care. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Give me some of that pussy girl. Pussy got to smell, but I won't fall. Straight the rum. It's good.

I got a smell, but I want to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I want pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm going to fuck, no. afternoon it's a lot of beautiful people in here showing much love they just pop-up they just show up they smell that good they said no boy like the uncle and your family eat off your plate at the cookout somebody saw I look like the uncle at what the fuck the uncle at the cookout hey oh girls they're 40 they're like 245 me we're gonna be sure try to okay everybody thought we're gonna make a show so y'all

yeah so we're gonna do we'll give you all this show yeah so we're gonna give you all this I work today, too. I work today, and now I'm doing more work. We've been asking for the Teddy Ray episode for months. We know we've been telling them. J.C. Renee. And now you got it. Talk to this girl, man.

Just talk to this girl, man. Talk to this girl, man. I don't like. Who said this? Who said this? Jay C. Renee? We were asking her. Hold on.

Let me get this. Sing to her. My shit. No, I ain't going to sing to her. My mom. My mom is still more icy. Not icy. Hey, boy, I need to warm them up.

You know, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Oh, work. This is, this is my jam. I'm gonna love with your aunty ham. You've got the auntie jam coming out for all the aunties. You made a song about the auntie jam. I know. He played for y'all, what's brother?

Yeah, yeah, sir. Hey, I should have dropped that shit Mother's Day. Just surprised me. Ooh, I'm in love with your auntie. Oh, oh, I'm under. I want to spend some bars on me on me, Mr. Alright, it's a bathroom up in a few weeks. Yeah, yeah, right there.

Right before you. Hey, we're ready when they come back, unless somebody is. Mm-hmm. But, uh, what up, oh, that Clayton, you have? Y'all, I'm some slow diapers. Yeah. Hey, man, there's a lot of people. I ain't on there like that, but they're on there.

Oh, Chkrenna. Mm-hmm. How you doing, Chkrinna? Mm-hmm. You and your bitch, that's what you want to get it. It's negative. Y'all make your request. Yeah, man, look, we ain't no little monkeys with the string, man.

Dude, do it tap that, man. You ain't been to crank a little thing and just make her to do with you. For what? No, tell them about your shit that you got coming. What? Angels with dirty faces. Yeah. There's some fire, you know what I'm saying?

I'm bringing it back to the essence of the wreck. Really? that's this with these bars and shit because you know I really do the rap shit for real for you go play play with that you do know that you know what I'm saying new nickname a little Joe Simpson because I'm telling us

I see what girls you're talking about when they're forcing they mixtaping into their life they're trying to hear that shit that's what this dude is he got 15 years worth of music that he keeps trying to sneak to the nation y'all let's do this shit all right y'all about to go live

and we're about to get off live and then go live we're about to get off live and go pre-recorded so let's go out in there slide the DMs and make it grow up miss my turn I heard the move ain't the DMs no more I heard you got a dab with the Snapchat oh the Snapchat is lit dog

Snapchat get your more pussy we'll answer that when we come back Come through in abundance, because they still more safe and secure on snack. Go, you ready? Like, it's hard to get some IG-2s now. Everybody turn their phones on, son. Yeah, man, we're probably to take it off. Hold on, man, too many snacks and stuff.

Y'all, this free advertising. Yeah, they're not paying. Whatever he ain't fucking, whatever he ain't fucking with. Rip the label off. Fuck them. Hold on, I'm going to throw this way. Hold on. You still mic'd up. No.

You fucking with this shit? That's beer? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. I'm just saying if you fucking with it, cool. Yeah, I did. I'm drinking, man.

If you want to do it, fuck them. Nah, just don't do it. That's gonna happen. Oops. You're Mark itch. Oh, you got your bottle opener? Yeah, hold on. Oh.

How make it you think? Don't take it. What's a man? plug it in the camera what you want you got in that man some candy oh we should have some sour-paste kids you know my chico this shit landed back there two levels in there oh shit I just forgot that's bro see you can't put me on the leash man you cannot put me on the leash man and you can't put me on the leash man and you You're gonna laugh at it and not say nothing.

You saw what happening. Oh, man, that's a shoot-to-cham. 80. 85. 8.5. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Welcome back to the 85th show. It's your man, Carlos Miller. I'm in here with none other. Your little sister's bigger brother. My niggas, Domingo. Oh, man. Come on. Let's play niggins.

Come on, man. Sabado Domingo. Tonya Nagashima, Clay, Tardra, Tongosino. Oh, nigger, that one too hard for now. I know, it's not for you. Clay, we're about to break some ground right here today. Man, introduce the guests. Because they've been requesting these two young players.

They've been screaming in the DM, they've been screaming in the comments. Ain't God good? Man, no blessing. Look at God. You know what I'm saying. It's like. Asking you will receive right now, man.

now man been saying specifically dough boy and Teddy Ray as the team come on man so ladies and gentlemen 85 South Show Nation I present my man though boy and my man come on man no I want the a aliases man you got to talk to come on man Joe J Simpson says I'm killing me type yeah yeah do do Dale Beckham Jr. oh give him another do Hamid Ali oh oh oh you got another one Jackson oh Oh, man, come on, man. Come on, man. Can I do abuse him in the college?

You abuse him to your kids. Okay. Joe Chatsy. Okay. Young Theodore. What's up, y'all? How y'all doing, 85 South? I love this podcast.

I love your fans because y'all just like me. Oh, man. Ratchet as. Who the podcast for, man? I know you guys are. But these who take water cups and put orange soda in. Let's go. And don't give a much.

You walk straight out. Let's go. Let me know. Let me know. You don't guys asking, do you know? I don't. You got a gentleman. You got explaining for me.

It's the niggas like no boy who's still wear a fake change to their mom was retirement part. Okay. Okay. Who's for? It's who it's for, man. I'm looking for. Man, come on.

Who the podcast for, man? This podcast right here. Yeah, man. This podcast right here. It's for niggas who go in the store. the store, buy some blunts, and forget that they came to get some gas. Yeah, there we go.

That's what I got to go. God damn. That's exactly what for? This podcast was somebody that got hired and drove home and forgot that somebody rolled with them. And you just don't go back to get them.

I'll tell you the podcast is for it. All the fat niggas out there that put peanut butter in the cup, melted and dip toast in it. What? That's a move? That's a vibe. Boy, hey.

That's that dude with the peanut move. That's a vibe. Get you some toast, melts, melted peanut butter, dip the toast? I didn't know you could melt peanut butter, so I didn't have the grill of peanut butter and jelly and the grilled peanut butter banana. Oh, you're fast.

This is for the niggies that pour teddy grams in a bowl with milk. Damn. Okay. That is not a cereal. You just ate a bowl of cookies. However you feel, though, man. However you feel.

Podcasts is for. Who was it for real? Who's a podcast is for women who like the way they pusses, man? These bitches, these bitches. Right here, these bids right here. You catch her just looking around. Nobody's saying nothing. Yo, I had a chick finesse me yesterday.

I had a chick send me to the stove with some condoms and still didn't give me no pussy. Damn. What? Was that a test? No, it was. It wasn't. Hold on, man.

Hold on, man. You can address this. We also have, you know, uh... It's for the niggas who go get condoms at two in the morning and come back. It still don't get no pussy. It's for the niggas who go get the rubbers and when she comes back, she don't even want to fuck them. You really went to get condoms? That's how you feel.

Did you get the wrong kind of condoms? What kind of condoms do you come back with? They've been setting us up with these condoms for years. Did you come back with too many kinds? You don't even know what they did, bro? No. You don't even know what they do. Says you change your mind.

Condoms are a setup. It's to get your women used to get women used to feeling what fake dick feel like. So then they can't sell them fake dicks. No, them fake dicks can't compare. I'm like John Henry versus the machine. Fuck that, man. Fake dick can't do what a real dick can do. Real dick is mysterious.

Talk to him. My dick got so big it scared me before. Tell these. This is what the fuck I'm talking about. You want a big dick. Well, maybe you need to make it big, ladies. Wow. Wow.

Preach. What the fuck I'm saying? My dick is limitless. Like I said, my dick didn't ask me to step out to bed. So he had a little bit. Hey, hey. Come back about 20 minutes. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I got you, bro. I know what you was about to do. When you dig, we like, slow down low, shit killing.

Come on. Come on. Your dick turning the puff daddy. Take that. Take that. Much love to all the ladies who are still like dick. Nothing but the dick, the whole dick. And you're going to be set free. This is the 85 South Show.

This is a podcast for all my niggas who don't know what a podcast is. What you're learning though. You're discovering the woods, man. You know how much learning happens in these podcasts? That's the thing I really like about them. You learn something from my podcast. Is it ignorant at times? Is it wrong?

It's a truth, though. But is it true? I think this is the most ignorant, though. Like, the most politically ignorant, like, borderline, disrespectful, but... It's the help in the community. We know what we're talking about. Y'all like a fraternity, really. Y'all got outreach.

Right. And they be trying to get a message up and say that all we talk about is pussy and holes and shit. But really, we'd be trying to give these niggas the right information. About the... We ain't never said to stop being niggins. Right. Our whole message is for you to be a better nigger. each and every day.

That's on goal. Be a better you, man. Like, if you're the same nigga that you were listening to the 85 South show three episodes ago, we failed you. Right. You're not involved.

You ain't looking. You ain't picking up okay. And if you ain't a nigga, you can still be a better nigga. Right, right. But don't be walking, like, if you're not a nigga,

there's no situation where you should ever be saying a nigga. I saw this video where this dude was at school, they had a substitute teacher, and the teacher was trying to argue with him that it's okay

for everybody to this. say nigger and we like niggas no no the fuck is not right yeah we got no you can't yeah races and nationalities who watch the show and they under they have you know the sense to differentiate what we say yeah when we say niggas we ain't talking about like these niggas we like niggins my peeve game but they know not to be saying that shit I hope they know they get familiar sometimes they need to get yeah but the west coast is also different for that too because y'all don't like a lot of A lot of Chinese people, Asian people say it too.

I don't say Chinese. I really have a hand across a lot of Asian. Well, like too, but the niggas. I mean, I make it look like they got the hands. They was just born with that. Right, right, right, right. So I just be like, you're hella dark. You got it.

Right. You know, the Asian dudes, if they drive a little souped-up Subaru or Suzuki or or Mississippi. With a hell of extra exhaust pipe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They might, they might, they might burn. your ass at the light, people, like, ah, my nigga out of you something? Yeah. You got to catch up to him.

You see how we did that, though? Did we ever say, hey, y'all stop doing that shit. We said to do that shit on your own time. Don't disrespect the niggas when you around some. I don't know why you would want to call yourself a nigga anyway or. I saw two white dudes about to fight and the white dude's like, I'm about to kick this nigger at.

But are you talking to the other white man? They can't get bad and call each other niggas. That's not, that's not y'all word of bleachers. That's hard. Right. We get lazy. We get the same thing. You know the problem with white people?

They have an identity crisis. They want to be cool so bad, but they don't really be cool. Since the 70s, though, it's been like that. When those niggas was trying to do the disco and had Afro. Right. And trying to steal our songs. They really weren't so they have the Afro. Man, it just repeats itself.

I'm tired of white people trying to put me up on white history. Like I give a fuck. Oh, well, you know, my people. I don't give a fuck. Like Kim Car Jackson and had a bra. They were like, oh, it's like. Look at her new box brus. No, that bitch ain't had nothing new.

Right, right, right, right, right. Right. You think this bitch was like, okay, this is exactly what I need. I need you to break them shit to my skin. It was a black flag. All right, man, if you're about this. No, but for real, they, uh, what you call it? Speaking of which, I posted this, this meme, right?

You know, it's summertime and the shit said, if she come in with these braids, I'm just gonna go buy some pamela. So what this shit, right? The chick on the shit was mixed. the shit was mixed so she was like niggins this shit got like 40,000 like 500 comments like oh fuck this white girl when i'm like man she's black from what she mixed from what i understand right i didn't know that the shit was going to cause so much controversy that's why i ain't take the shit down these people still arguments out of the

shit two days later why they're arguing about why they're arguing about it again you won't say right bro it's like we had a point right now where we can't even enjoy fucking jokes we can't even enjoy jokes without the fun police Well, no, white people now is like, these motherfuckers, they knew N-word for them. If you call them racist, they act like you call them a nigger. Oh, man. Damn, you begin to defeat, man. You racist.

How, what? Now, I am not a racist. You take that back. My best friend is what. How are you more offended by me calling you were racist than a word that it's supposed to, you know what I mean? That's the new shit, man. I'm such a black friend. This is some shit they say that they don't even know it's racist.

They think they're saying some. I was raised by a black lady. Right. How? I went to school on Christmas. She was my nanny. They had a nanny. And I know they wasn't in her.

And I sucked her big black breast. That's what I did. She nurtured me to health. She made me the strong Caucasian that I am today. That's right. This is the 85% show. We address racism here and on. You talk, motherfucker.

I know, I got to address this, though. I do. That's what we address racism. Straight from the teeth. Straight from the tip. I do gotta address this. Donald Trump, you being a hoe, because he's talking about the HBCUs,

he don't think they deserve funding. In case you don't just see what the HBCU is, let me just take you down that little path right quick, man. They historically black colleges and universities. They historical because black folks couldn't go to school with white people, so that's why the fuck we had historically black colleges and universities. That's what I'm saying.

Hey, man, it's about it like me. We can jump on them. jump on in there, fuck it. I wanted to, I tried to help you, though. I tried to help you, though. You really acting like Joe J. Simpson right now. You have really took on this persona. This nigga is oblivion to black plight.

I don't know how to fuck you nuts. You run, where you run? Now, y'all see me about doing right? I don't know. See you from the West Coast. No, really, they really have HBCUs on the West Coast. I will give them that. They don't have them out here like that

because it was mostly in the South where it was trouble. You know what? I know if in California been fucking white women. Maybe. I don't know. Sure. Yeah, that's what it was. Maybe.

I'm not. I'm not. But I say that. My parents were really, like, guarded of stuff that I used to watch too. So I never got to watch school days. You never get to watch what? I never see a school day. That ain't no real school.

That ain't no reason. He saw a different world. He really thought he was trying to go to Hillman. He was like, man, I don't understand this college. There's no white people here. I'm gonna kick you off. There was a white girl in the first season I haven't seen one since.

Now you're creditability. I think you're the first thing alive that ever that didn't know that HBCU. Now they're gonna hate you in the comment. Yeah, because look, we can't go. We didn't have no school. We didn't have no college university because we couldn't go to white schools.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. We had to have that. Wait, wait, wait. Please educate the nigga. Okay, so look. So look, we had the head out. So down in the south, it's the only place we could go to school.

You know what I'm saying? Fucking retarded that. Get a degree. That's why you got Florida A&M. I went there, FAMU, Agricultural and Mechanical University, A&T, Agricultural and Technical University, because that's really what black people could kind of do at the time.

You go down there now. They ain't teaching no farming. You know what I'm saying? But they still gave you the most fucked up piece of land like Tallahassee. They gave them the fucked up ass the hill. They gave them like the highest hills. So there's a lot of hills, a lot of rocks.

And it was infested with rattlesnake. That's where we got our mascot from. Yeah. The fucking rattlers. Know your history. We went up there, we tamed the rattlesnake, we started making belts, shoes, all the type of shit. Motherfugs had rattlesnakes on leashes. Shit is so serious, man.

Rattlesnakes sandwiches and shit. I had a bad experience had an HBCU. Go ahead and talk about it. You were wrong. You went in ignorant. You came in hot. There was about 4,000 people at Southern. A bomb story.

This was a lot of bullshit. I saw this on Twitter. You saw it on Twitter. nigger eight like hashtag southern getting this nigger off stage I know what happened you went on stage and you wasn't shit 4,000 people right and I hadn't done stand up okay and so nigger I said a joke that didn't hit I said another joke it didn't hit me and I'm standing up right and I said something I said about five it was like boom nigga so I said shit

man I started walking up to the other side of the stage and niggins said they ain't gonna be funny over there neither Niggas booed me, bro. But you can't relate to that. No, but hold on. We made a tour, no HBCU. That was the ghost of the HBCU found. I haven't been on stage.

This nigger doesn't know. I haven't been on stage since. I got a show tomorrow on second month. Don't say that here. Right. This shit going to come out after the show, though. No, I don't let me know. You want this going to know.

No, man, get out there, have fun. You just got jokes. I'm back out there, ride the horse, man. It's been like six bucks. Ah, come on. Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient. Still using yesterday's tech, upgrade

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We are not here to sow seeds a doubt. No, that's not why we're here, brother. We're here for benevolent kindness. We're here for Joe Osteen vibes. If you was just a nigger, man. Like, if I didn't really, like, know you, nigger. Right, you'll be hard. I was fired on D'Boy before.

I did it for the fans, but I did it in the room, too. I feel you. I wasn't trying to do it in the room, but I had to do it in the room, too. I got to like some brief up, man. I ain't passing me. We're gonna light up, too. I ain't passing me to Joe Boy. Obama.

Obama. I, on the other hand, no, HBCUs, I was looking into him, I was looking at Bethune. Oh yeah, BCC, that's my rival, yeah. For real? Bethune Cookman. You know, I was like, oh, I'm gonna go to that, nigga. I was looking them all up. What you was going to do?

But my grave wasn't hitting on shit. Oh, you're crazy. There's got to be shit, baby. No, but they wasn't hitting them. You can show up. You can show up. What you did? Man, like two?

Two what? Two. Okay. I didn't have no major, I didn't have shit, so I was just like, oh, you're yeah, people in their year, you're still in general studies. What you're doing? That's how you find out people stupid in college. You ask what class they take?

I'm taking reading. Reading. Reading. Oh, I'm taking air. You in college, fam? I went to college for one semester. I got that financial. Didn't learn shit.

I can't believe you went to always in college didn't know about HBC or whatever. No, I'm in South Carolina. I got that first. Okay, so dig this. You from out here. I need to know this, man. this the new shit well this the shit that they got everybody talking these goddamn lanzo ball shoes man 500 for some shoes that look like some cobi Joe Jackson with the

church shoes come on 220 for the flips I'm like nigger 220 for the flips come on for the flip flops but they got she just lick my balls and some lanzo ball flip flip flop they don't work that's too long so ball got a rap song too i just want him to get to the league, man. Just get to, yes, he does. He doesn't have a target on his back. I feel like he does, man. Just get to the league, fam. Chill out with all the shenanigans right now, man. I know y'all probably copped you a little something. And just sit on that.

You know, every time, man. Tell him pops, get off the TV. Hey, you know what? If you don't want your pops, all in the video, all with the big ball of brand on ESPN, come over here and be our sons. Be raised by the 80s. The 85 South

show will adopt you. No, but I'm some real shit. You want to be mad. LeVar Ball, but you kind of understand. I get it. I get it, and it worked. Everybody got that crazy. Hey, low key, what it's doing is working. Okay.

His name and everybody's mouth. It's like, why is it? And somebody going to fuck with him just to piss everybody else. Just to be. So buddy calculations, buddy calculations said it came out to about $50 million in advertising how much that shoe been on TV and talked about. What? Like, he didn't pay for it.

That's what I'm saying. But as much time was spent on it, like, if you would just spend that on a shit, that's what I'm saying. You remember when Jay used to come out, remember we was talking about this, a new Jay come out, drawing come out, they zooming in on their shoe. They talk about that bitch for the whole pregame. They don't do that for nobody no more. You know what I'm saying? And for them to harp on it that long, buddy said that was like $50 million in advertising. They still talk about that he got.

Right now, send us some balls. Send us some balls. Oh yeah, that is. Damn. Wait, what did you say? Don't send me shit. Send me some balls. That's a reason they didn't call him that, right?

Some ball shoes. Z-O-2. Hey, I know he said some such shit to the security movie today. What did you say? No, our audience is not forgiven. No, it doesn't even like that, dog, because I'm very, I don't give a fuck, me.

Oh, go ahead. This thing was just like, he did. He was helping to sell up with his car or something, and his back hurt. And so as the door was closed, and I was like, yeah, I hope your back feel all right, or something. I said something along that hard, like. Yeah, that's fucked up.

Man, but I caught myself as it came to house. It's like, use the ash plate. Man, get your back better. Hey, you know what's the crazy part, though, is. LeVosal got like two or three more son. Yeah. So if these shit costs 500, way to his other slur and come up, that shit's going to be 900.

But you got to think that if they do sell, you know how to sell as me, like as a LeBron. If he's selling for 500, he's probably making a lot more. It's almost like going independent. He's seeing a lot more. And we don't know. Compare this niggins. But does it give you something else?

Like, remember with Nipsey sold that tape, that mixtape for a hundred? But you get a ticket, you get a shirt, you get this. It's just the shoes. If you buy the one that inside, you won't buy it. But check this, this one. He ain't played yet. Y'all fuck with them? No.

The shoes? They look like they. They really look like anything that's kind of coming out right now. if it had a logo on it. They look worse because they don't really have there's a lot of negative space on them bitches. What materials are they made out of? What is the leather?

Is the upper soft leather? Because if it's not, what are you really doing, man? Right. Them shit look like church shoes, man. Nothing I would wear like. We're talking about the shit on 85 South suit. So now the shit is equivalent to $50 million. $50 million and $7,500.

We gave $1,000. 7,900, just for fucking whatever. It's ticking. It's still ticking. It's still ticking. Right now. You know what other shit that's got everybody. Pussy all tight right now.

That's what I'm about to start. Pussy all tight. Man. Got your pussy all tight. Got your pussy not enough. Got your pussy on tight? She posted tight with it right now. You heard it here first.

That's the type of shit, bro. We're taking the culture somewhere. It ain't been. Somebody got him in DeLigo or keep this shit going. So we ain't gonna say she's mad with me no more. She's pussy tight with me. She's in tight. Yeah, she's pussy tight with me right now.

So basically, like I would say, you know, what this is got everybody to pussy tight right now. Right now. Uh, look y'all there in the mumbo rap movement. Lo, no, no, no, no, no, man, we're not, we're gonna do this. We're gonna say that. You know, we the type of niggas.

It's a movement. Bro, we didn't, wait, wait, before we said, see, that's why I brought it up, Clayton, because right here on the 85, we're the type of nigs who can help separate some of the bullshit from the decent,

the decent shit like they respect they respect this shit coming from it's a vibe it's a vibe all right i'm just saying it's a lot i've been seeing what's going to give me some lean i can hang with them niggins so this what happened i can hang with them niggins they give me some lean i like a little bit of yiotic shit just a little bit and i'm saying mumble rap is the movement give me a couple cold days no future hard future be saying shit people don't be he acting like he don't say stuff but he be saying stuff dirty soda and the style come on man so Who's all mumble rappers, like Little Lusieburg? Sometimes, I've been the day to get my mind blown.

But see, one of the young people didn't like the shit, that the old niggas didn't like the shit, they didn't want, they started doing the shit. We was all like that too. Like, you know, like when we was coming up, we probably was listening to, like, rock camera, we was more on some Snoop's shit, and it's always the younger. Oh, motherfuckers was talking about,

motherfuckers was talking about juvenile when he came out. Exactly. Niggas ain't know what he was saying. Oh, yeah, a little motherfucker on the block, huh? So it's nothing new. You got a whore or her? When he was looking at him. That niggas has a way too personal question.

God damn. Where were you? You got on hard, huh? What you look? I did. That's hilarious. Don't your brother got them burns, huh? That's a song.

I know I ain't tributt, huh? You got a trespass to charge, huh? You got to serve. That's a peter for child's supposed, huh? That's how to put that on stage. That's talking where he is. That nigger was asking a hell of personal question. Man, juvenile should have had a talk show,

you know, but he just answered his question. See, that's the type of shit. You said you ain't fuck that girl, huh? You're turning to tell her. You madder than a bitch, huh? You're trying to choke that guy, huh? Put that chair down, huh? It was a penit for a supporter.

Come on, man. You got to grow up with that song. The older you get, the more you can answer some of them questions. I see what he was going with this shit. Especially this one right here, this is probably really glad in the whole song. Oh, shit. You can't keep on leg it because you can't keep on leg. Because you keep fucking them all.

How do you know? Not just holds her friends, huh. That mean you're an extra low-down nigger. You doing this shit on perfect. That mean you fucking with you. Hey, that nigger knew details. That nigga knew detail. That niggins.

You got stuck in the nose on New Year's Eve, huh? It was hard for you to breathe out. How do you know I got a ass? Hold up. When this nigger know I got a nigger said, you bought my tape with your check. You don't know what we're gonna do next, huh? Bro, that is hilarious.

Oh. Why did he have just a bright-ass yellow Ferrarian? In the middle of the... In the middle of the... In the middle of them, you come up with the niggins. You start with the niggins. You kept asking questions through the... To the moment you expired.

Not that expired. Everybody going to expire. That nigger knew the beat was cold. Because he said... What he said? You can't remember love, fresh. He said that we're gonna do that stuff. You can't do that.

You can't do the other for you. He said that like a nigga was hating and just started smiling, like halfway through the song. Like, they was like, here these niggas go and get canned. Right, all right. Oh, that's funny. That's hilarious. Hey, man, niggas from the South.

Hey, man, it's a lot. Except in niggas, man. It's a lot of missed opportunity. It's like you remember on Chopper style when Chopper said. She ain't got a lot of ass But I can work with her Nigger Right there

That's right That's life That's a disrespectful Gentleman and shit Right there Yes Come on man Then the nigga came back

And said she ain't got A lot of ass But titty bop with her Yeah That means spin that bitch around And just Titty bop with her

Hey shout out to all the ladies To do the titty bop That is if you ain't got no Just titty bop, bobbed them tits. Shake some tities loose. But see, do you see how just talking about mummer. I've got us all the way. All right.

That ain't got nothing to do with that. Okay, you're right. You're right. No, no. That was the note from the executive people. They're trying to make the show more corporate. They want us to wear suits. No.

Yeah. They want, they want us to wear a choker chains, too, like little oozy bird. I feel like the younger generation will always fuck me. gonna always fucking It's never going to happen The older generation It's all gonna be that generation

It's just rebellious kids Being kids and shit Y'all gotta understand Like what these kids listen to Y'all not gonna listen to that same What y'all were waiting And you're walking in On your way to school

Your mama wasn't bumping that shit Right So then this though These are kids that's literally But now you get to the age Where everybody listens to the same shit Because everybody was what's popping Yeah but you gotta grow into that

Right Right We gotta keep in mind These kids are born in a year 2000. And that ain't no fun, come on. So you can't ask somebody like a little Yadi like how he feels about Biggie. He wasn't even born when this nigga is.

He said he never heard of Tupac Bill. Until recently, like he listed out. My God, damn. They kids, though. That would have been like us. Little Yaddy sound like he ain't heard of a lot of shit. That would have been like us. Hey, what's doing?

What's doing? Like, what? But you don't know no Sugar Hill game? This is you never here. Who's man? Is this? So you said you ain't never heard of a motherfucker, I'm gonna put you in your motherfuckin' your motherfucking

All right, all right. So I used to live downtown, 129th Street. That don't mean nothing to you. That don't touch a card. Oh, so these niggas don't know nothing about the hip, the hip, the hip, to the hip, it ain't gonna fuck it up already. It ain't to the hip, it's the hip of the hip. This is that's fucking hip.

This, you're gonna fucked up, the hip-in-hip-in-hipp. The fat boys are bad. That boys should be my shit. It made you proud to be a fat nigga. Since the 85% show, this is a podcast for young, old niggas, old young niggas. This is where we all meet. We rock with everybody, man. Little Yaddy, man, you're cool.

You just sound like you ain't never heard of nothing. Like, everything is new to you. What's wrong, Kyle? This is where I met with. What's this, Kyle? What is this, Kyle? This is pudding, Lil Yaddy. Pudding.

What's that, Kyle? Let me see that. This motherfucker is a real cartoon character, man. This is where I'm met with it. like the nigga off Gilligan's Island a little bit oh my god he's taking that shit a little too far what type of a nigga and might have a hate on any nigga I don't get a fuck we don't get a fuck what a nigga doing man I like I like I like the fact that you got you got some money and hold on to it fam please take care of your people yeah keep making some hits

yeah man chill out man get some links added and let's talk to the rap you know we used to take a link about it let's talk to the rappers for a second let's do a segment call Nigger, niggas, do you need that? This is a- Nigger, do you need that? Hey, you know what, though? You know what? They be robbing with them a little bag.

They be having a little bag, right? And they get in the car like they're going, and then they reach in there like they get in there, and then they pull out that little pink two-toe. Yeah, they pull out that little, uh, they pull out that little gun, Andre D-D thousand head, on the cover of love below. They pull out a pink pistol.

A lot of pink girls. It's going to be nothing but murder. And backwood goods and empty lane models, niggas. It's going to be a bunch of bullshit. Right. Nigger. Niga. A purple gun.

Yeah. A purple gun. It was like purple or pink. It's a horrible. Do you need? Do you need? If you see that, they're motherfucking shoot Skittles. I remember that.

That shit was hilarious. Shout out to DC. Yeah. On the road. Make it some movie. Why? It's a busy nigga, man. With them Chris Brown.

Chris Brown with the dance move. I know. Hell yeah. He was supposed to be on the, uh, on the shit that we just did. But he was so busy. He was like, ah. Yeah, that'd be early August. I'm like, early August, man.

You get some money. You get some money. They're like early August. I'm like, this thing is busy, man. Matter of fact, how do you text, how do you spell, eh? Because I need to know how to text. I only don't want to have to say that first. Right, right, eh.

I don't want to have to say that first. want to have to say it in person to people you got to be thinking emoji this this emoji hey that would like to have been the most jackass emoji for real that let me think about this shit you bitch you that might be what you type what's your favorite emoji I like the one with this the straight line for the mouth just a dumb man yeah what you fucking with to you're uh I did a I like the little winky face tongue out you're a gooo yeah goo yeah let a bitch No, I'm goofy, but I'm down to...

Okay, I like the... I like the cat, hard eyes, cat, hard eyes, wave, wave, way. A lot of the combination. Oh, you like a combination. Wave, wave, heart cat eyes. You know what I've been using lately? The... And they know what they mean.

They know what they mean. They know what they mean, man. Or the monkey? What that mean? You want to see the pussy? That means sit on my face. You're not real. This means sit on my face.

You're not real. If you haven't held down the emojis and made all yours black. I made all mine. There you go. I got to change mine every time I go to one. No, I go all my shit is black man. Man, my skin tone in between, man. It's fucked up, man.

You know what I sent all the time? Everybody got a turban on. It's the one I send out of the time. The black-ass face that's just looking off. The moon? Yeah, the black-ass moon. Yeah, I said that shit. I just feel like that's just a black person.

I'm not happy with the stale face. It's my inner nigger. Can I ask a weed question? Because all you guys be having into the week. You can ask whatever you need to this, the 85th, South show we're all about education. He's all right now. When he's asking shit like this? Prosperity.

No, man. It's been a whole learning process. Ritarting. Question of the week. They got me chained. What else do you need to know, no, boy? So, all right. I remember back in the day.

Back in their day. When nigs were smoked weed, it was like swish sweets was what everybody was doing. Back in my day. And then I feel like over the past three or four years ago, I've been seeing an emergence of backwards. When did that happen? back in the day. They've been around. It's been going on. You're from Sacramento.

It's been going up. So what people been doing, okay. See, like, this more up north, because this and the Fonter leaf, that's more up north shit. These motherfuckers use the roll a spliff where you put the tobacco in there with the weed, which I can't stand. Tobacco with the weed? Yeah. You put the tobacco and the weed together, do you smoke it?

And it'll be a big-ass, like, blunt. Like, that's a spliff and shit. What do you prefer? Oh, I'm not putting no tobacco in this shit. No, but do you prefer backwards? Or swishers. I like swishes for the convenience and what I'm used to. I like backwood for the burn time.

But I feel like you've got to roll a bigger blunt with a backwood. Is your backwood? I brought all the wheat for my bitch to be smoked at the frontal leaf. Come on with you. Ah. Hey, hey. But my bitch at the front of leave. Hey, hey.

All right, I be, I might be, with no schemes, Hennessy, Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Light up the trees, like Christmas time. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's go.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Let's go. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm. Mm. Light up the trees like Christmas time. Mm.

Mm. Mm. I'm a gorilla, been illa, and I'm chilling with my nigger. with my nigger Carlislo's remember to play Clayton English and my nigga Teddy Rizzile though don't drive no Renzell but I just got a Honda and I put this shit on my mama my mama wow now for four shit you just gotta give me one reason I go off show off 50 mic don't go to kick tonight so yeah yeah okay oh Teddy Ray bring the hook in uh bring the bring it uh should they leave for they leave

I'll take it loose and I go to the teeth with the whee I will take it My name is Lowe's and I really don't care Everywhere that I go I'm putting smoke in the hair I've got girls with real hair and I will take it there Want me to grab her teeth and say yeah I keep it straighter than some hair I lean back like the back of a chest

Okay. I'm like the mayor. Everywhere I go is coaching. You want to get your grill for me, then grab her closer. Hey. Hey, I'm on her elbows like lotion. You know I got the game because I keep a lot of potion. I'm coasting.

West coasting. These bids are like halos, I like a bitch with her ass like J-Lo. Yay. I say so. Bake like potatoes. Every time you see me, I'd be like no tomatoes. Tomatoes. And I spell it with a K.

And that's what I say. Say, I'm posted up in the hay. I asked you go. What do you know about dough? I kick a flow on the motherfucking 85 South show. 805. Yeah. I kick it off the time.

Niggas don't want to battle with dough and they need to stop. Right. I'm stepping all deaf digital. Flow rhyme like a criminal. If I listen, nigger, I say direct, I don't drop subliminal. Don't, nigger, when I do the thing, niggas know I'm going and I'm flowing. And niggas is knowing the game I'm just so.

I'm so glad. You spit it off the top of hell you kept that shit so real real you spit it how you feel but I'm gonna tell it how it go my name low and I've been spitting side nigger game on the shit So when you fucking on the low and don't let nobody know No, and you can take her to some places that she really want to go like someone play it right I'm talking about like a Wednesday night because ain't nobody out that's really just like a family night Okay They just be respecting what I'm saying

You know it's all real And they know I don't be playing The sad nigga of the year And I spit so much game I had one name Mary And another name Jane Hold on you already know When I'm gonna spit it

Take my time Say the words and let them get it I'll be rubbing on the tities Why I'm feeling on the booty I'd be like girl Get me that pussy I'm like a little pussy Hey Front and Lee

I'm the king of the sixes Why is that loz? Because I don't fuck with down bitches. They too high maintenance. And I ain't got time in the waste of shit. Because I'm impatient, and I'm running out of patience in time when I come with rhymes. So I'm staying on my grind, I'm a soldier. You see, the camel.

With this lyrical rap shit, niggas know, don't got hella ammo. And niggas can say what they're going to say. I don't give a damn today because we got the comedic duo, Doughboy. Let me tell you something. See, Dope, do boy, that was crazy. You're the king of the sixes, my nigger, you're just lazy. I'm going to hear and tell you what we're talking about. King of the sixes.

That's what you're talking about. See, on the 80 fast out, we're showing love. Showing love. We're going to fuck the sixes, my nigga, because we fuck with sevens in a bug. We show him love. Hell, that's what we do. Man, I ain't playing.

Looking with mad fucking these bad bitches. No, I won't. Yeah, she's kind of cute and shit, but the bitch don't. do shit and she always All right, that's enough, nigga, that's enough. Y'all ain't even like my niggas

sobbed over the moon gonna get none. Bring it. Hold on, hold on. No, bring it back. I want that Tedd'Rae shit again with the Fonsonleet. Hold on, hold on, hold up.

Take the break, bring the hook. No seeds for the weed, for the leaf. Feel the leaf, feel the leaves with the weed, with the wheat, no seeds, my mouth, no leaf. Rolling faunton leaves I'm rolling this shit promptly catch the 85 South show smoking constantly okay Your bitch stopping me trying to keep me from smoking got this bitch and put his legs in the air And she smoking keep her stroking keep her going keep them bitches coming these bitch is stupid and these bitches nose is looking running

Keep your nose clean bitch roll my green well uh and you sing shit bitch when you sing the smell Don't leave. I brought the weed for their mom to leave. No seeds in my weed. One more time for the 85 South show audience. All right, check this out. That's how you roll it. This week is good.

It's just like a peppermint. And shout out to my niggas who be leaving all the comments. You know what it is. Family, so I got a niece. I got a shout out to bite my peach and my home girl with me Denise. They walk the way on the phone with everybody that's in the A. Them niggins who send them comments and be like, Lowe's you was a fool today

Your girl says she watched the show She was at school today And I took my niggins in South Africa We got a job So you don't have to rhyme Because I'm saying real shit And it's like Flo one honey I'm about to kill it

This were my real niggas We're gonna win it back Because they feel this 85 South show We stay up on some real shit Hey Hey Hey

Hey Brody weed in the Fondoli My weed got no fucking seeds My weed no seeds I'm a jeez Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey Hey I've been sitting on days 85 time show Hey Hey

All depth of death I'm making history And it really don't mean shit to me Bitches don't understand me I'll tell the whole go get a dictionary Yeah Got some shit to carry. I'm in the club, too.

I'm smoking dubs too. What, boom? Higher shit. And we still smoke a shit. Sod it on. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

We don't smoke so many bloods and make your mama sick. We don't smoke so many bloods and make you vomit it. We don't smoke so many bloods and make you vomit. We don't smoke so many bloods. conglomerate. We just smoke on men, they bluts and we ain't stop this shit. I don't smoke like 222 blunts. Two blunts.

I've been rolling the blunts for like eight months. Eight months straight. Do you have cake? Roll up a blunt and take that shit to the face. Hey! That shit to the face. I'll smoke about a if I'm lying. I drank that henny or that remy or that sarah vodka.

Your boys like big poppers. Big Papa, so you ain't gotta ask nobody who shot you. Oh, I'm an author, but I ain't right that shit. Niggas ain't known the crew, man, we don't like that shit. Mm-hmm. Because niggas are get hooked like a teddy ray singing, when we're coming through, you already know, when we're pulling up with what we bringing.

Hey, smoke so many blunts is like I don't know when to stop. Bro, so many blunts that haters say is Photoshop. Oh, let's talk too much. They want to fuck with a hate-in-backed. Have South Show production niggins such and such Baby Bird Dirty Bacon Your girl love me

Niggins she'd hatein The people are waiting For the live show We have live shows We fuck live shows We fucking live shows That Bay Area shit I'm from Sacramento

It's ain't accidental I kick this shit with purpose I be saying shit that come off the top of the dome No water. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Every week a freak, Neek, every freak a freak. Every bitch a freak, every bitch will keep a seat. If you tell that bitch to go ahead and grab your meat,

guarantee this bitch, go and fucking heat, see. Tell the right, with the hook in. Oh, Ponto Lee, got the weed in the franco. Is that fonto, not that fancel? Smoking fonzo, drinking fancor. No leave Let the weed Let the weed in the fond of leave

Got the weed in the fond of leave Get that fando Roll this that fado Roll that fado All right, we out there, bitch We out that bitch Smote two blunts Stupid shit

All that shit All this wheat All these jeans All these hoes They go to see me Oh, y'all. I'm going to get trimmed. They're going to get bent over in a car for a hotel.

I don't care. My dick swell. I know my dick well. That's why I'm in saying. Teddy Ray with the hook. Teddy Ray with the hook. Teddy Ray with the hook. Teddy Ray with the hook.

Teddy Ray with the hook. Teddy. Teddy. Teddy Ray with the hook. Hold on Luther with the hook. Silver Wrax. Martin Luther with the silver racks. Martin Luther with the silver racks.

Rosen parks with the sit down. Jesse Jackson with the point out. Martin Luther with the church shoe. Al Sharper with the dance movie. Man Luther with the church shoes. Al Sharpton with the hair dude. Martin Luther with the church shoes. Al Sharpton with the hair dude.

That's hard. Simon Davis with the white dude. 85 South show. Go to this podcast. 85. 85 show. You don't stop that. 85 and 5 show.

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Stay alive. Young kid. Stay alive. Yeah. That's what we do over here. Hey, man, just positive message. It's your girl's favorite podcast. This positive imagery.

Your homeboy doesn't know what it is, what it was, but it ain't, but it is. That was perfect symmetry. God. I keep my business at an obtuse angle. Never been a strange. I don't just. You know, I fucked on that little bitch because she was acute. I feel you.

You feel me. I feel what you're saying. And the ass is obtuse. The ass and tis got to be uptoose and the way's got to be acute. You feel me. If the face ain't a cute, give her the boo. Bitch, are you shaped geometrically? Sometimes you got to get scientific with them, man.

Yeah, man. Because I don't just, I don't just deal with chicks they have done. She got to get her head dead. Did. The whole head. She got to get her head. Oh, I'm high as her, man.

Hey, man, we're, wait, can I say this? We're in the office building. We're very high. Okay, we're not that higher. It feels higher though. Hold on. See the paint moves.

Oh, yeah. That's your. So with the paint. But that's what I be wanting. That's the message behind the 85. Hold on. It don't matter what we have. We at home.

Shout out black artists. We got a black artist. Shout out black artists, man. My brother is black artists. I got black artists. We got to ask y'all this. We love the 85s house. Art shit, though.

You got to shout that out. You're wearing it. Shout out to the art. And they do with all type of shit. They just put us in movies. Call us. I'll ask you. Shout out the art of a paj.

What's saying? I don't know if you've seen this post, man. He's two months ago. I said one of my favorite comedians, top five. You didn't tag me. You didn't like the post. You didn't tag me. That's shit.

But no, man. He don't really like, I mean, I'm gonna say this shit. He's not gonna tell you. No, I'm not, he's not gonna tell you. This dude, you know, he's a little assholes sometimes about stuff. And he's only taking top three. And I can't fault him for that because he's got him where he's at. So anything other top three, you know, I mean, you can't expect him to look at.

No, I didn't put it in an order. I didn't see it. No, I'm fucking used. You're one of my favorite comedic. Can I tell you a carlo's story? How I knew he was like the funniest thing I ever met? Oh, shit, go ahead. First met this nigga on wild and out, man.

We was always cool, you know what I'm saying? Don't cry, sir. Nah, no, it's how I knew. That's how I knew. That's how I was like, that nigger's a fucking star, brother. That's gonna be the next nigga. So we're gonna, mind you, we're rookies. They bring it back wilding out.

So we're really the rookies. We're the new guys. So it's always like, I felt the needs to just really skate, like, like, and just kind of stay out the way. So we get there, nigga, we was waiting on our checks. And, like, we was thinking we were going to get the checks that day. It was, like, one of the first days. And we was all in the production, man, and low.

And I'll tell you, this nigga was roasting all of the higher hours. I was like, nigga, where had the check? Let me tell me somebody had the check. They walked, don't walk down. It was the funniest. And we were stuck in the stone. And this nigga went in on there for an hour. But, yeah, if I said, we got them checks that next day, I said, man.

I was going to what they had. You broke some bad bad. for like an hour. It was snoring like a motherfucker, man. Hey, I beat that check. Every time the fucking van move, that bitch slag, close and close off the street. They were bad.

And then all of a sudden, we just, I was on Nate. It was on my dad. No, that's just how they play you all, though, man. Like, they want you to work immediately. They want to work now. They want to work now. Like, we're behind schedule right now. Right.

But then when it's, so where is my chair? Oh, now you need to call Sally and a kid. call Sally and Accountant. Then you call Sally and accountant and she tells you an email. Let's take them there. Let's take them there. I'm the person who got the check, right?

Because you know they leave and come back. Okay, so check this out. You're the person with the check. That's supposed to get the check from. You're trying to find out who you get the check from. Okay. So then when you finish, right, you're like, hell yeah, and great everything.

Woo. We've been working my ass off about no tricks. You're going to get that check. Oh, check. You got to call it. You need to call Sally and Accounter. Then you call Sally in the counter who tell you to email Jennifer. Then when you email Jennifer, she's going to email you back and tell you that you need to call Gary.

But no, I got, I need money. Oh, wait, you go. I had to get up there. I had to get up here. I had to get up here. But when you get, when you email Gary, he's not going to respond because Gary, you didn't email his assistant. So they're going to see you with his assistant. So you got to see him to send him to Tiffany.

Now, keep in mind, it's been a week. When you're doing all this shit. Then they say, then they hit you back. Guess you hit you back. Sally from the accountant, and guess what she's saying. Sally from account said that she needs you to send over this paperwork right now, or they can't do nothing. So you send back 11 pages, attached information with everything and wait for two weeks.

Guess what Sally from account did you with. She needed a copy of your head. So, shit, you know. No, bad be that one. I'm telling you, digger. Okay. So look, keep in mind, it's been three weeks. Now you didn't say everything to sell it from your camera.

Hey, but on the low? Now you got to wait two more weeks. No, on the low. Because that's when they check your sister, they're out of the office till Monday. On the low, this motherfucker, this motherfucker knows for doing that. He's known for doing that because I did Landcombe. The year after he did last comic standing, right? They said him and Rob Man snapped on them motherfuckers

and gave some more money. He said, what did you say? They was trying to make you shoot like three days and counted as one day. Well, this is just one show. This is what they did. He said him and Rob man went. Oh.

He said they found out they weren't going to get the check. So he's the reason that we got paid better than next year. That's what people were saying. Even people that year got paid better for what other people on the show was telling me. Let me show you the game that they were doing. But they were probably they were saying we shooting one episode for three goddamn days.

Then wore 15 outfits. Next thing you know. This episode, this episode. So they don't shoot the whole season. Oh, but this is a reality show. Man. Fuck out of here. How many episodes are all that?

Shit. I mean, to check per episode. It's advertising in every episode. We're on TV 24 weeks straight. Yo, that's got to try some of the joints. Yeah? Yeah. This is the 85 South show for niggas who risked their whole career to make sure the business is right.

Hey man. Shout out the last time. You know what? I catch so much hell for being the nigger that asked those type of questions just like. Like, where am I? But I'm not the type of nigger who's going to be flexed out. Whatever we talked about, just let me get that. We're dealing with people who have literally.

millions and millions and millions of dollars. Do you know how petty we look going back and forth with these people by this? They know the money, look, because they put the contract together. Right. So they know going into it. Like, we know we ain't paying your shit.

I feel like sometimes they sit back and be like, how long can we not pay these money before shit started falling apart? Let's see where his wife's up. Don't show up to no job, need no money. Nigger. Listen to me. Do not show up to a job need no fucking money. If you got to get fronted something or somebody need to let you hold somebody.

If you're working and you need it, they're going to fucking bleed your way. Hey, you got to save up to get a job. You got to save up to get a goddamn job. You got to learn. You got to save up to get a job. You got to get an outfit. You got to wear the clothes, whatever the fucking job is. You know my motto?

You got to get everything, man. This is my whole one. And then you got to spend two weeks in the hole. This is my motto when it comes to job. And then you got a lady in the county. Salad. Salad. Sal is my motto.

Who? You got to email. If you look. like you need it you'll never get it damn say that one time if you look like you need you'll never get it I'm gonna take it a step further never eat even if you hungry well talk to him I don't know what you're talking to never eat even if you hungry we overcharged niggas for what they did to the car well I'm trying to get to never eat I'll be right back I got I've been drinking all this goddamn water man

I feel like I had a drug test come back. I ain't say never drink. Talk to him, bro. Tell it, tell him. Hold it down until you get back, man. Man, y'all was enjoying this backwood. Never eat. What does that mean?

Never enjoy your success? Even if you're hungry, never eat. What you got to take from that is, don't let nobody see you eat. So don't go to a restaurant? No, nigga, turn your back when you eat, nigga, quit being so jolly with your plate. I don't get it

The strength is real But being so jolly with your blake That's why niggins out here Getting shot at and all type of shit They just walking around Eat ribs and niggins Faces Turn your motherfucking back

Man Teach your inner circle How to make millions So they can You know It's a method dog I'm not smart enough To really full of you can

But I kind of get it You get it I kind of get it Get it. Never eat. Even when you're hungry. Shut up. So when you go to the meeting, you'll be eating everything they put out there.

No one order double. You get double. Yeah. Nobody looks homeless when we be in a meeting. Y'all fly you in a red bull. I always let the shit go to my head on the studio. That shit. They were treating the nigga good though.

That was my first time with it being kind of catered to. I felt great. So you was doing everything. Just eating it up. I'm looking hungry. Hey, I told you about this, I told you. Hey, those niggas, you can't leave shit around. You can't leave food around the nigger.

His fingers started doing that shit. Don't mind if I do. Let me get a few of those. You know when you're on set for a couple days. This niggas like that with everything, weed, everything. Oh. Oh, are these? Who are these for?

Me? No. Me? Me. Nick, Lord of the Rings when you... No, I don't eat all the shit in front of them.

Hey, man, welcome back. We ain't left. You had to peeve for a long time, man. Because he came back and re-stack. Welcome back. I ain't, fuck it. Welcome back, me. How are you doing, self?

I fuck with you. How are we doing? What you ain't going on? Fuck them. He said that sarcastic. We didn't see it because you got the glasses on. And then he was like, welcome back. Yeah, yeah.

But amen. They have my glasses on just a see-through, I was smoking a room. This is not that smoke on me. I was fucking with some social media. I have not been this high in you. Don't worry. Where to ask trade that? That's why I need to ask you this question.

You know, I'm fucking with the social media. They had this big dust up. Everybody's supposed to get tight over this. Pussy got tight over. The ladies are starting a movement where they're just saying black men are trash. Black men in specific, you know, specifically black men. Black men are trash. I'll get that a lot of words.

Is it? I'm gonna fuck with them lighters anyway. I really don't even use lighters that don't say 85, but it just seemed like every time I get to the fucking podcast, I don't have enough. They go bad. I got the same complaints you guys. Give everyone.

I got you. Don't worry about shit. I pulled it up to the 85. I didn't get the water model. I see you on the water bottle. I just want the hoodie, brud. I only need a 1X now. I got it.

Congratulations on the motherfucking transformation. Thank you. What was up? You used to be big dope. Now you're just... D-boy. How are you doing those songs? I feel a lot.

No, give my audience some motivation for it might be some people who really fucking with this shit who've seen about trying to get their stuff together and shit like that. Trying to get right for the fucking. What's your motivation and how you stay focused because you be on it every day. You see you to the picture. That's before and after joint. What you started? 480. Where you at?

About 270. Oh, man. Hold on, where you started? 480. Now where you're at? 270. Ain't God good. When we do it.

Didn't it do it now look at you? Yeah, on these old. Same thing, that's what you did. You know what's crazy too is I thought, because you know how like if a girl loses weight and then like she go from fat to, you know, and she'd be type of bitch to walk around with her jeans and her purse, like these used to be on me.

Like she ain't gonna fuck none of the niggas that shitted on her, you know, because that's just how women are built. They're like, no, you didn't want me then, you're not gonna have me at my best. Right. I gave all these bitches that wasn't fucking with me. They get it all. I'm like, yeah, bitch, I wouldn't want to want me.

I want to fuck me either. Right. I'm getting so much reparation. That's where you know what that means. When Drake came out, he said he wants the money. The cars and the clothes. The clothes. The hose.

I suppose. For sure. I just want to be successful. That was the really shit is. Right. Think if you were really, like, what if the hose didn't like? I say it all the time. Are you really successful?

The hose, I give you no one. If the holes ain't even got to be successful. They ain't even got to be fucking you. But if the holes ain't feeling you, Sean, you don't love. What, what, how successful are you, my name? I'm not out here working every day for a bunch of niggins that like that. I'm really not. Yeah, I feel that.

Nobody wants to be that dude that walks into a place. You go to the club and all the niggas want to take pictures because of a hole is like this. Nobody wants to be that dude. Where when you walk in all the holes is like, uh, this nigga and leave. And it ain't about, like I said, it ain't just about having sex with you. holes are just it's just that these holes ain't vibing with you what I'm saying you make the atmosphere better you make them really make your shit your time was smoother right I'm the type of nigger walking I like to see a lot of teeth

if these holes ain't smiling they laughing and giggins I'm wasting my song nigger I'm gonna get a fuck out of it because they're waiting on another nigger right I went on a day I went on a day with a white girl recently that ain't got shit to do with what we were talking about why you're I mean that type of negativity in his face, my. You're going to disrespect it or something like that. Can you know what I'm just a girl? I mean, I've never dated outside my race.

Well, I mean, that sounds funny. When you put it in nose from, I never dated out of a little bit. What do you want on this day? I'm a lie to a lot of supposed to say. You heard this shit? I ain't no fucking a white bitch. Oh, Clay, what the nerd niggins say to a nigger who say,

you never did you that something for a race? Well, statistically? People are actually all the same? Because they have the same a type of turtle organs and I mean a woman like any woman because you're compatible because you're a human and you're homunculus at the end of the day Oh my goodness. I said it up man I said it up I know I'm just like no no I mean you picked her up Okay in the range. Huh? You know you in the range you picked up in the rain Don't do that don't do that

No, I got no way to go out now they're looking for him Now they're looking for they looking for a dough boy in the rain I got a rich. This is my nigga, no, boy. Because they do something strange in the range. There's a range rubber key, right? All right, cool. You tattoo the range rober key, huh?

They do something strange in the range. Very strange. And $40,000. They do something strange in the range. That's my network at the time. And they can borrow up 30. When you got that tattoo? According to who.

Well, everything is liquid. You know what I'm using words like liquid. This figure had $40,000 in Capris on. They had $30,000 in juice box. I just got a check account. I was in check systems for years. You're a weird niggins. I was in check system. How you fuck with this thing for this long?

Hey, dog, I say this, man. My bed in my bed in the shoebox. I had two boxes. All that's bullshit. All that's bullshit. Yeah, he makes the story sound so much. He made, yeah, like, it's really deeper than that. Like, you know, after all these jokes, it's like a real,

real, like, hurt nigga. What is you talking? Just bitter about life. Bitter about his government race. Teddy Ray, you know you got to get out here in these street, man. It's a lot of people who fuck with you

outside of these motherfucking California streets. You got to go to the South America. Why are his flight so motherfucking expensive? Let's talk about, because they whooping people ass on the airplane. Man, I be wanting to get in places, but they ain't got me on the flight.

They're texting. Hey man, I know. I can say this and y'all can all be in the good... That's part of comedy. Go somewhere and break even. I don't want to be nowhere where the police is, man. When y'all got involved the police in a bunch of shit, I'll be like, man, go on some of it out. You're making the spot hot.

I mean, I'm not necessarily afraid of the police, but it's just like, anywhere I got to be and they got to be involved, I'd be like, no. No. I still get never getting pulled over. You should, you had the 8.3. Well, you shouldn't be getting pulled up. I don't get pulled up. That's what I'm saying.

But if I do... Why shouldn't he get pulled over? There's no limitation on that shit. They would pull over any age Negro. They're shooting them all ages. I got a quiet-ass honda, though, so it don't know whether you're talking about that tension. And I didn't give you credit for having the range, bro. I got the key, though.

I got the key, so that's like I mean... He saw the picture with you standing in front of the range. Niggas thought... If you're going to lie, you got to commit to that money. Right. You were just fletting for the game. You're on the 8-5 shout show. My Spotify show.

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That nigga was looking up like. That nigga to pull that tattoo out like eight times, right? Ain't nobody trying to see that shit. Nah, but I was trying to, like, speaking into his interest, so I'd be like reading self-help books and shit, then I can visualize it. So I put a picture of the range over key and then a month later I got the job driving the range. I'm about to help you.

That's why that shit, look, self-help. He put it in the universe. I did. You got the back. up on this. Clay got the novice. Look. Motherfuck. Goose, I'm yours. It's all the self-help book. Think about that. Even if you read this book, you still got a health. Your mother fucking self.

The more of these books you read, you're going to remember this shit, right? So it's like positive affirmation. You really just want somebody to tell you the shit that you've already know. That's the trick to self-help books. Every self-help book tell you. First shit you got to do, get organ. Release the clutter. Stop spending. Change your habits. Stay at home. Go to bed.

Tracing water. It's all the same shit that you already know. So that's what I'm saying. They help you help you. These are innate principles that are already inside. The same shit your mama told you. They help you help you. Right. And how you go help you unless you help yourself. Which is what I'm saying is you cut out the middle man. The secret. And just help yourself. Right. The secret is the same shit your grandma been praying. about for you.

It just sounds better when the white people told you put it in a book in a movie for them. Your grandma been saying just keep it in God's hands, keep doing what you're doing, pray on it. That's the same thing that the secret is saying is just saying you can attract this shit with your mind. But let me tell you, it just takes the God element out of it. You've been to raise this, that's what I'm saying.

It's shit that you already know. But let me tell you, some of these things do work. Have you ever done a vision for it? No. vision board I always tell a story in 2011 okay I did a vision board and it was just like you know I don't knock them because whatever works for you I ain't not nothing what you want to be around right I know I had three pictures of people up there I had Russell Simmons I had Nick Cannon I had Dr. Dreck first three people

to give me jobs in Hollywood was Nick Cannon in a while and out I did a beast by Drake commercial even though I got cut out and now I work for me you put Nick Cannon on your vision board with that type of with ass with a shirt off he put the one from love don't cause a day when you He had that stupid... No. Shut out to Nick Cannon. I don't smoke in this room.

You got bitch overboard. No. You feel this room? I don't even go in niggas' room. Hey, but that's real. No, that's real shit, though. I sold a pilot. That's real shit.

You got to put it out there. Not unless the bathroom in that bitch or something, but I don't go in there. I wrote me a check for like, um... I think I was tripping a little bit. I should have wrote it a little lower because I got something caught, but I think I wrote the check for like 700,000. That's a unique number. Wow. It's like, you know, it's impressively modest.

That's a number, no, niggins. It's like, yo, it's, and that's, that's, I think it can hit that. My cable was off, and I had about 11 channels just by, you know what I'm saying. The grace of God? No, it's what it was. The all-powerful. My cable was off, and you know how they have, like, they'll do, like, the display shit at the apartment. Oh, yeah.

shit in and it would be like just like a big channel you can watch cops and shit they're like something for the kids they were playing like who's got jokes marathon and was watching hell date death comedy there was just like a couple comedy and i felt like wow all this comedy shit coming in because i'm doing comedy this is when you know what I'm saying shit was like in the beginning and I got on all them shows that I used to watch I see you on an old-ass show on MTV I think it was called yo mama I was like This nigga Lowe's been doing this shit for a minute. He went up against my cousin.

Shout out to Yohanssen. And shout out to Nav, Nave Green, who'd be on the show. That was like 06. Oh, so. Yohanah Cullen, shout my man out and do comedy. Nave Green. Let's think I've been in the game for a minute, bray. You know when I first met you at the J-spot?

Yeah. This nigga just walked up and I'm like, I got the weed. Like, they've been friends ever since? Like, this nigga just walked up and it was just like I already knew this. For some reason me and this nigga was out there for like the longest before some comedians game right we were just talking and I went up I don't even think I ain't

you ain't even go up I knew this nigga for about two years before I ever seen him Duke County let's shout out to all that old school low paying shit I knew the because we still here and that's crazy remember niggas used to the uh what was that joint that break is around uh family mom they feed you and take it pay you a chicken We had like a low-key, little classic little hood room. It was all of a little hood. Everywhere had the classic rooms. Talk about them, man.

Atlanta had them too, man. Yeah, it was just like a little spot you didn't go on. This nigga, I tell you, when we first got in the game, like a year or two in, I had a night, every night of the fucking week hosting some shit. I say you were supposed to your shit, the Cat's Cafe. Nigger, I had a cat's cafe, host some strip club shit one night.

Some open mic, open mic, poetry shit one night. Then I was hosting a. fucking camel toe contests at Camel Club one time Sports bars See that's why I need to move to an hotel Man stores off Wesley Chapel motherfuckers was at

that bitch motherfuckers would be out there all type of goofy shit the twisted taco motherfuckers be out there the goddamn what's them piano bars on Old National the baby grand and the 20 grand and the fucking crow's nest and man

throwbacks yeah course throwbacks all that shit relapsing this bitch star bar all that shit uh what's that shit hold on what's that shit that was down there fucking tailgators was far as the fuck yo we wrote people off like if you stayed in riverdale or you stayed too far it's like we don't see y'all no more when gas prices got asked the shit that was the farthest though was the bomb wings way to fuck out in evans mill all the way out and fucking locked on you somewhere next time i come to atlanta total changing your subjects. There's nothing to do with anything.

Do you know where Atlanta is geographically? Yeah, I've been there. No, I'm doing. Call us the one, nigger. When you in the city, if he stay going to pull up, like that nigger, he won't hit you with the Hollywood. That nigga, pick me up, you're smoking with your kids. We got some jays.

Hey, some niggas tell you pull up and they do just that. They keep riding on. But that nigger, in this ride up. But now, nigga, um, next time I come, man, I gotta go to a different Waffle house, man. I'll tell you, take it to the five. You weren't drunk enough, man. You gotta get a little more.

like two or three okay and niggas like it's just cheap food that you get out of the club you need three or four that's what did you order this what I was just about to say don't make it two or three okay or it need to be three don't go when it's let don't do that I need to go either because it's like they're about to change shifts at three right cook coming at three he's there already but he's sitting there smoking a cigarette drink sweet tea right that's one that's when the niggins is going He's the nigga that was sitting outside on the curb in a hoodie. Right.

He was sitting on the curb in a hoodie. He's smoking. He's waiting to the other nigga all the way gone because he's beeping with the other cook. Because the nigga won't clean up. I don't go in there until he get out the kitchen. I ain't going in that until he get out of the kitchen. They leave dishes and waffles and shit be burning on the grill. And he better keep my kitchen clean.

Waffle house underrated as fuck on the late night. You ever wanted some Waffle house so goddamn ban, you clean your own table off. I got it. I'm gonna bust it down with me. Table be wet than a motherfucker. Still fucking wasn't, no, man. This is the 85 South Shell for niggas who in Atlanta who know where the good Waffle House is.

I would tell you, but we aren't really doing free promotion. We'll just show you. You know the one on how me or five, because we've been told you to go down. Hey, and shout out that Waffle House waitress that says nice but rude shit. Yeah. Maybe you got them all right hold your horses

I bet your wife don't like that inpatient You sure you want two waffles? I hope your pockets is big as your mouth Shout out to all my niggins live in Marietta who noted that waffle house and right off 285 down there by coming to be found the late night And the one on further down across from a car dealership over there what's the brother like in that She don't know we've been I ain't been in Lennon shit two months You're on that road I'm out here Man, we lead the city

of Fall Apart It's Fall apart It's in Decay Yeah Y'all want to give any shout out to the whole y'all used to fuck with

anything There's so many of y'all man And yeah man Yeah man I let you board About 40,000 up Tattooed and some most shit About to

You know Make it happen though So yeah Shout out on my Chicks that gave up on me That's what it do Oh the give her uppers You fuck

Quidders got some comments for you quitters never win comments winners never quit comments comments comments I got some other fucking comments all right then comments all right man TK Tarantino said 85 South show got to invite Teddy Ray slink Johnson and doughboy on the show she'll be funny as fuck well what the fuck we're doing what the fuck else you want man do we not do we not make this shit happen when did they ask this shit this was a just a random oh okay shout out to my nigger negro that's knee k-n-e-e-e-ee-ne-hre Negro the greatest show on earth I salute that I believe in you too Negro

thank you man Eddie Moore said we need two shows a week fuck with y'all hit it from St. Louis there we go shout out to all my niggins in St. Louis man you already know yeah you make the remix the bullets it just came out of Oh, my God. This nigga watching freestyle battles. That niggas said. You would have thought we was helping moms with the groceries the way we put them cans up. Niggins.

Those niggins be going to con. Con is crazy too. My favorite, my favorite hit man, Lange, was when the niggas said, my 40 cow knocking calories out. I was like, God. Yeah. Damn, that shit crazy. Shut out. Shut out, Charlie Clip.

Charlie Clip. You're going crazy. Yeah. I think I remember I kept trying to battle to digger at the workshops and kept like that was awful I had my shit written I got to say all this shit that I wrote that I before they were freeze dollars came to the workshop like I want to battle click you girl want to fuck me she caught in the moment I got a gun so big how big is it

he got a walker house on it be talking shit like that that's so funny shout out the Charlie Clips a lovely day for love said these dudes be cracking jokes 24-7 no we don't people are around there start roasting the walls what they say they think we crazy don't show them that old white-ass wall big no I'm just bullshit oh whine no asshole I'm sorry this chick name to I don't know if this shit name Tawarri Lowe's what I need an 85 South Show poncho because this rain coming down in the net and then that's the time I read this shit he might not even be raining no more

it's chair fuck Amir Amir just fucking Amir I don't know what that shit is like Amir Shout out the Clayton and Lowe's we're dropping some knowledge about Ethiopia Lowe's was hip about our calendar too Nick I told you it was 2007

in Ethiopia you didn't believe me and shit Yeah I didn't say it's a 2007 in Ethiopia man shout out to all my niggins over there I fuck with this show Heavy Big Up must success Shout out to my Ethiopians, all the beautiful ladies over it. Shout out to all the beautiful African women.

I fuck with the East African women specific. Clayton. You fuck with. You been Africa? I haven't been. I'm probably going to just get like 10 racks from you since you got a little money. Hey, you know, truth to Cuba is like 200. How much?

$200. Let's go. Why we here? Why are we here? Let's go. Wait, hold. I guess you. Y'all out of here.

85 South show from Cuba. You're trying to get it? And what's that, what's the white man to sell the discount ticket? Wait a minute, I'm about to put us on. I'm about to put us on. The Knowns. Shout out to the 85th show audience. Rich-ass fans, let's go to Cuba.

Somebody buy the trip. We got rich fans. I'm buying a trip. I'm going. Have you been to Mexico? No. I don't want to go. Like the police and finesse you like,

you gotta give me 300 or you go on the jail. God damn. You hear a lot of shit, man. Oh, y'all want to hear. I'm not going to that part. Look, somebody been paying attention to our fucking psychic skills. Watch this. Marlena Ariel says

On some real shit Carlos brought rich homie Kwan back Because wasn't nobody looking for that nigga To a Lose ass Where to fuck rich homie Kwan That nigga came out of hiding Good looking out Lose Real voice of the community

I told you When Rich Homi Korn come back That nigga coming with some 5 cents He got back with some heat I told him I said this He cut the bruce on as I said that shit

Like a couple weeks later and they came out everybody was fucking with it told y'all shout out to my niggum rich homie too but you were like to be wronged you want to talk about mm-mm-hmm oh oh oh oh oh oh that's all shout out to freddie giz made this that that freddie gibbs take shout out of freddie gibbs no no no no shout out the gangster giz gangster giz you call them freddie giv oh okay we call them gangster gills A nigga hard, right. I love that nigga.

Rob me a nigga. Rob me a nigga. That's the type of shit I'll be listening to. Sitting back, get my dick sucked by that neighborhood, that type of shit. With him and two chaghan. That's the shit I fuck with. Why? I'm gonna look at it.

Because a nigga be thugging. And it feels so good. And it feels so right. Shout out the gangster gills. You know we're fucking with it over here. Speaking of which, this podcast is for, these are from the fans. Y'all fuck with the show. Y'all know how it go.

This podcast is for niggas watching the show with their old lady and she said So you ain't gonna fast forward these niggas eat, but she don't understand the random jokes is just too funny So I just ignore salute to my nigga this podcast is for niggas who pretend to be vegan Just the fuck no man Hey don't pretend to be vegan like a month Oh he'll be vegan lie lie The fake vegan girl Slipped all them niggins.

No but I did go for a couple months though Diggie, you went for like three days. Damn. This podcast is for niggas who forget to adjust their baby mama passenger seat. Now she knows how tall you're sad, oh, yeah. Hell long. Ah! That's good shit.

Yeah, it really said this is for niggas who forget to readjust their baby mama passenger seat. But I had to throw the tag on it. That's why you do. Make it better. Right. I had to tag it. Yeah, the warrior just swept the dash. Duh.

Huh? I understand. You're all simple-minded that. Yeah, it's time, that. This podcast. This podcast is for niggas who want to win to blow their ex-wig off in public. Wow.

Wow. Childhood. I hope that happened. But that's a good, that's, hey, I like this thinking. Hey, this podcast is for the niggins that know no matter how lazy of a boyfriend you are, you will never ask your girl to pass you your phone. God will always give you strength.

That's what I said My nigga Chance Gonzalez said this podcast is for bitches who got a daddy But their kids don't Oh, God Damn This is the 85 Stop show

This is a podcast for real niggas And real You should say crack in the way You're white folks, come on But sometimes it feels good To say Ooh them crap

I wish your crap is It don't hurt their feelings or no? It feels good and say it, but I just wish it hurt their feelings more. We got to find what, but they do, but they don't. Like, it don't, it ain't like them calling us a Navy. 85 South Shogoon. Let us know what white people want to be. People from Florida say crackers with the, with the utmost.

My brother called his mom's a cracker. Damn, his mom white. What were you saying? Oh, can I give a random piece of advice? This should be a segment on your show. Go ahead. Random piece of advice. don't try to bluff a chick that you're dating with and say you want to trade

bones because I had a chick pulled my car I was just fucking around I was like this is the big money gambler this is the big money gambler this is this is the nigga that pushes everything I'm all in this motherfucker ain't got shit in his hand this is what being thirsty trying to see the news this nigga played it like oh no I'm a reverse reverse this bitch I don't like, I ain't give it yours. I was like, huh, huh, huh? You're thirsty.

You didn't have it locked? Hey, my name. I had a lot, but then I was like, let me give you some advice since you're telling me what should be on my show. Give it to them. Don't worry about what's in her

fucking phone. If you didn't put shit in her phone, don't be looking for shit in her phone. And I'm not saying that that's going to get you any points and keep you out of her phone, but I'm saying in a real niggin world and you don't even want them

type of problem. Get you a good case on your phone. And use your phone for shit, your phone ain't supposed to be even used for. This shit shit is like Captain America's Shield. You can throw it wherever the fuck is going to go, but just know it's coming back to your hand, goddamn. You got to know that. I'm going to go ahead and keep it 306, which if you feel like you need to look in the goddamn phone

and you think that it's something in that motherfucker, it is. That's the advice. So whatever you think is in that motherfucker, is in that. So whatever it is she's doing to make you put it. think that it's something in that goddamn phone. You don't need to see that it's in there. And if it's not in there, it's because it was already done. Right.

What you want to see the dick go in? That's what you need? Wow. You want to see your game in December. Yeah, that's the thing. Do's think we actually preventing it. But by the time you start suspecting it, it's an already happened. Oh, no.

It's no last minute knocking the dick out the pussy. Like, it's no, like you're going to rush back in there and be like, no. You're just going to cock-block this man. man because you and your girl not it don't happen like that you're not going to catch it before it happens it and already happen when you catch it don't never get mad at the nigga your girl cheated on you with he didn't have shit to do it it ain't like you what if you know it ain't like the nigga was like come on man fuck with me this nigga don't love you she gay that nigga that pussy it was a mutual decision she's like but

no it is some kids out there I think that is they game but bruseration reach a level where motherfuckers be putting that out there that is the situation. He can't love you like I can love for. But you may need to handle that situation according. I'm saying if the nigger trying to be your home boy and shit, now that's a whole other story. But if it's just some random nigga that you just so happen to know,

you don't fuck with the nigger like that. You can't hold that nigga accountable for that. He just did what a nigga gonna do. A lot of niggins ain't going to turn down the whole lot of pussy. And how do I know who's pussy is whose? And last time I checked, women own their own pussy. What you said? Women on their own pussy.

You're with the feminist movie. You can't, yeah, I ain't very much so. You with the feminist. Very much. If that pussy wants to saunter over here, and slide down on my dick and just get the jar. Hey, who am I to decline? You gotta have the same spirit when that's not your turn.

A lot of niggins think all the pusses. They're supposed to get all the pusses. Some pussy in this world you just not gonna get it. You can't get all the pussy. So look, she can walk in right now, skip over all three of throw Clayton the pussy. It might just be his day or Chad get the pussy. We the niggins over here working. Chad get the pussy. He's sitting there. He's the producer. We can't hate on Chad. We got to uplift Chad. We, that's what we got to do with real

niggins. It ain't your turn. It's going to be, one day it's going to be your turn. You just need to be ready for when they call your motherfucking no. I'm trying to skip the long. Oh, and and. And, and. That means you don't like this nigga no more because they didn't like you. She walked in, I spoke to the bitch first. How she's gonna fuck with this? Because that's what she liked. She liked this, me.

Right. Man, niggins. Let me ask you all for some real niggins. This is the suck of shit I do. You are all the shud. You're weak as hell for these holes. But on your part, I bet. I'm having to do this.

Oh, you know, can't. See, this is my problem. Stop putting them on the paddest door. See, I always do that. I've known for, like, buying flights, weaves. These are the things that I've done. And this niggas like you. Deadmate, niggas, like me, pops.

But, ask me, how can I be... For some reason, my game has become... You don't have one. You just said you. Let him... Let's hear. If I want to smash a chick, I'll have to make her my girl.

No, you don't. That's what I think in my head. So then, like, I'll make her my girl. Stop jumping out the window. But I don't want to be with this miss at all. I run through the whole relationship with any bitch that I may want to fuck. I look at the bitch immediately,

and I go through everything that's going to fucking happen. I go through and run. through and worst case scenario one of us is gonna fucking die whoa that's what's gonna fucking happen maybe both but at some point how could I ask these bitches for the pussy first of all without offending them well I not want to be in a relationship because they like dick too how do you have the confidence to just really confidently calling them bitches they will not have the same confidence to ask for that a person bitch be my wife

excuse me man you need to swap those out do you think most of these girls don't want to be nobody girl man to be like not start like they like us now these motherfuckers is like what do they say when you say that shit

do you say that shit? I like a lot of times they don't end up being my girl and I'd be like I don't even want to be in a relationship like I just want it to fucking it's not their fault you look motherfucker who said that you had to make them your girl so now let's rewind it back to why she sent you to the store to get condoms and you didn't get any pussy.

Let's talk about that. What? Was it because you built her up to be your girl and thought that was a way to get the pussy, which then up the standard for her to make her act more than she needed to act? I don't know how, I was kind of like, you know, being real complimented. What? You don't hurt me. That was your girl, you wouldn't have to go out and get no condom.

That was. Yeah, buddy. You're just a backwards-ass nigger. Damn, I'm glad you came on this, motherfucker. Let me let you know something, man. She don't want to be your girl either. That's very arrogant of you to continue to think of that. Who you think you are?

Apparently, that's my flaw. Why you think I'm the sad name? Of the year. Because I know she don't want all of me. Well, no, they might, maybe you're just the relationship type. I am. I've been a three relationships, four relationships. That's not no thing that men.

He's been in three relationships this whole life, but he's a relationship, d'n't. No, listen, three and a half years, seven years, and five years. I was married for 84 days. Did you see that shit when I announced that shit on my Instagram? Like, I just eloped. Like, I was having, like, a fucking midlife crisis. You did what? I got married.

No, no, no. What did you do? I looped. I got married at a park next to a kissing yet. I see what the problem is. I had. Hold on, hold on. You think you were.

This thing was the best man didn't want to give me the reeves. See what the problem. This niggins think he a bad bitch. He bit think he was bad. That's why he switched his hair up was out here looking like fat to dinner. So look, don't what he had in there? He had it red, man. He should walk up and be like you're saying?

See how the chick has announced? Like, I don't know what you. Like you did. Hey, don't go I come in with the ring like. No. Bitch! I just tried to not, bitch. No, let me tell you about this wedding.

We had a mobile preacher. This nigga was rushing us because he said he had another wedding in San Bernardino. He was like, we got to make this up. I wrapped my vows. Nobody would bob but bobbed their head to me wrapping my vows. Dead ass. I was like, I met chewing. I was like, everybody just got a vibe to it.

He tried to force us to bob our heads. I was like, ding, no. That's the thing for the ring. He was just like, no, nigga. He was just like, no, nigga. He didn't want to give me the ring. Oh, you know. You knew it was a bad boo?

How are you? How are you? Okay, so that's the definition of a homework for real. That nigga surprised that. He's your best man, right? He's your best man. Why you ain't running this bad? He was just like, look, man, I know what I want to do in my life.

His life? I'm 36. I'm not getting no younger. No. My son could play. My daughter can play with her son. We got out. I got a Jeep day.

He had a jeep at the time. It was a family car. A Jeep ain't no family car, man. He had a Cherokee. So you mean to tell me this nigga bought a Jeep and thought he wasn't a family? I need to sit somebody in his seat. It was a Laredo. Somebody needed to sit in D.C.

It feels very family. I got to fill this shit up. The baby called this nigga daddy day one. Wow. You're lying. Wait a minute. You're lying. No boy

That means the girl put that out there You think she put it out there No, it's okay to talk about It's okay It's not saying on that My audience is gonna be like The baby kept trying to call me uncle But I was just playing that shit

I was like I didn't mean I didn't watch you grow up Don't get too attached He want to play I don't know what? What is the problem, bro? I don't know, man.

I've just been in just bad situations. You just do irrational shit. That was it. I'm glad we came over here. 84 days. I'm sorry. No, I'm glad, man. You know, we come through, man, no matter what the...

But you figured it out in 84 days. I knew like a week and a half ten. I was like, because niggas, like, then we had a reception. And niggas, like, you look at the reception, you threw a barbizum at the house. Hey, man, you're lucky you out. The niggins said, why you look like you was mad at your reception?

I was like, I looked mad. Like, yeah, you didn't look happy at all. You look like, yeah, you're lucky you at home, because we're going to let you just high careful. How good was that person? We know she left. Wait a minute, let's go. We know she left.

Okay. We know. She's a great person. That's why I never like say her. That's why I'm saying. It wasn't her with me. Okay. It was you.

Shout out to, she knows. But I got nothing negative. We know she left. But you wore matching jades with her son. So what? Talk to him. He was matching team. There was team choice.

Hey, but you got real joints. But you bought him team joints. You wasn't in that marriage. You wasn't in that marriage. Bro, you were a team joint. He wasn't in that marriage. He bought them shit to match with that little boy. You still will?

Yep. Yeah, you do. It's all right, man. Damn, shit, Ray. Talk to it. Eight. 84 days, you figured it out? Teddy really?

So you stretched it to 84 days? See, this is the fucked up. When did you, okay? I didn't even tell nobody that this was about to happen. What other suck of shit he was doing, Teddy? Did people know her? Team George with her son. Do people know her?

No I'm saying. Like, they didn't even know. The Versace chain that he was trying to pass off is real. The Medusa. He had a Medusa? He had a Medusa chain on. The one that gave you at the gift set. Right.

The one that turned your neck, bro. You know, we here. Just. It started tarnishing. It was brown at the neck and it was all in the front. You know. Sucking shit. That is a very...

What is wronged to, man? No man, you like relationship. Wait a big, wait a man, hold on, bro. What? 84 days. 84 days. It was 84 days. That's like two and a half months.

But I just knew we just rushed it. Like, it just... How long did you know it? This is how it was dressed on my wedding. That's what I wore. I got married in that. Let me see. How long did you know?

That's your wedding picture, what I see? Did you delete all your wedding pictures? Oh man, yeah. You was out here. You was out here. You was all the way out here. Yo. Damn, bro.

This is like he was in a currency video. Oh, that's the dang. Okay, this is the park that we was at. This the outfit he had, everything. You got married at the park? Yeah, it was a, it was a full-on kids together. So, niggas was behind the... They kept kicking a soccer ball in the wedding.

I'm like, look, I'm telling him. niggins was behind it was it was a public park but you had a view they was getting him encouragement hey man do the right thing bro step up like you can't do it you might as well kids is like six eight that's crazy the kids dunking don't right is this hollywood this nigga take off from the free door line is definitely getting to me now because I'm finally starting to you know become a little bit more successful on the financial side you know I always kind of have the, you know, and chicks. Hey, man, I'm offended every time to fill it out.

You're like to fit for it out. Who was I saying? Oh, yeah. What was what was going on? The Super Bowl party? What were we at? When I proposed to the Wild Out Girl? No, what was it?

The Super Bowl. What a girl? That was the Super Bowl? Yeah. Man. You proposed to her? You proposed to her? to a while in now, girl?

It's all day. Wow. And you were sitting, did you have a ring? Listen, though. We get to the Super Bowl Friday. No, we're talking to most shit. We get lit. I'm on 10 today.

We get that butter back. We, no, let's turn it. Oh, we in there early, though. They're in there early. This is a thing that's stuck talking to most shit. Come on, man, turn up. The game don't come on in like 80. He already lit, though.

You're talking to... No, I'm saying. This thing is talking to them. Bullshit. Man, come on, man. We're in this bitch. Turn up, girl. Come on, man.

We're like, bro, we got plenty of time. And by the time in the first quarter, come on this nigger and lit like. Look, by this time, everybody that outlawed this

nigga from Snapchat. Because that's what the app first dropped. So he was snapping every three minutes. Like, we had to take the nigger phone and had it. This is a little.

Nick Cannon That's all he doing The year Lose Me and Lose He's a lover Proposed to her That was your move

That was my go-to He does that a lot I didn't have a ring I didn't have a ring Do-boy does this a lot though He's a lover How many times does a guy He's a liver man

Several? Okay I mean not that time I can't hate on the ratio But I like it Several. Several is a vague number, man. Several, above seven.

Several sounds like seven, but it's nowhere near seven. What do you mean? But that's the thing. I really am a relationship guy. I just keep being in the long one. Yeah, because you were proposed to them. Day one, niggins. You knew the wilded out girl.

Yeah, that was just a drunk moment. Like, that was just, she's the home girl. So, you know what I'm saying? I was just drunk. But, yeah, man, now it's like a sucker. I need that they have, like, a sucker therapy. I was it. This is it. This is what we're doing. This is the fucking shit he's doing right now. What?

You know what the fuck I... What do I do it? The boxing. Shut up. Shut up, think. Don't do it. Wait a minute. Don't say no. Don't say no name.

Nah, it ain't even that, but he paid. You wasn't winning. That nigga hit you so hard. You read. Yeah, Joe Boone's like, okay. Wow. Yeah, he's fired on them. He's fired on them.

We let people know we are. Like right here, they're going to, it's sunset. Yeah, I saw that. That niggas. Okay, watch what he. Watch what he's fired on me. That nigger on the fire on him. Watch this.

Woo! Hey. You wasn't going too hard. Man, we're going to make sure we get that video. You ever get pushed to the face? We're going to post the video. And let you see the door you're swung on. You have to get punched in the face and feel like somebody

that took the picture? You're stupid. You're like, sit back to me. You're sitting there. Go to that video, tag, hate it fast out. Y'all are going to do all type of beat drops

with the head, all type of shit. Oh, nigger, they're going to remix it in there. Oh, man. We'll go, what? With 385 stops, sir? Yeah. That's all you, I like your job, man.

Hey, I like how y'all keeping this. You're pushing out your system, man. You feel better, don't you? I mean, I feel like I got to tell my truth. You got me. You can't be afraid of my truth. Your truth is still brown. May 20th.

Me, Country Wayne, Bill and Surreal, Chico Bean, Tulsa, Oklahoma. Shout out Oklahoma, man. What is this coming out, man? We don't even know. We don't know. She can be coming from this park. This park can come.

out whenever that's the that's the magic of technology you got something you want to come out right now tomorrow night laughs unlimited Sacramento um so this probably won't even be out by the time whatever niggins hopefully i don't take you got 85 south-so time i'm saying so we go to the future come back telling what it was like how was that's how was Sacramento right now you already went oh oh i killed niggins i killed i got i did you're talking about what's Niggin, fire ass, just thick, just... Cold grits. Just some moan bitches.

Just like 6'3, hell of ass, though. You know? Speaking of hell of ass, Eddie, you got a classic sketch that is forever viral. You talk about the... Double cheek up. Oh, man. Praise God for that. That was a blessing.

You ever just have a joke, just fall out your spirit? You ain't even, you know... We do this shit so much. We try to be one with the humor. You know, I didn't know. That wasn't in the script. It wasn't nowhere on no paper. I just was just talking shit,

niggins. All I said was damn double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Every day I'm getting tagged on Twitter on something. A lot of these sketches that you're out there was one super barren. Yeah. And you got to help the other one. The cookout shit with a dude is like,

getting I trying to talk to my sister. You're like, nobody. Yeah. Like, little moments like that, like, I don't know. It's just something beautiful about capturing shit on the fly and piecing it together with you, you know. Like, kind of like how y'all doing, man. This is really, like. Yeah, I hope y'all know that you and, you and, you and, you and, you're in, you're in, you're in, you're not a lot of shit that people fucking like.

Oh, my fault. Let's sing it. Y'all keep skipping me on the board. You just got to just a sit- Oh, yeah. You'll be back in the game. You just got to just. Sit-ups, girl Fight in the game

We have the letter nigger lick your stats mine And girl, I don't mind Because that'd be the best part When I'm licking through the life I got real shit dropping The end of the matter I got real shit dropping When you do that part?

The auntie shit? Yeah, when the album drop? Oh, I used to be. light skin dropping at the end of the month. I used to be light skin. What a title come from. Hey, man, that's just a little saying. My family

used to kind of just roast me. Yeah. Because I went to summer camp one summer and I left probably like Clayton's color and came back like this. Damn. That was a hell of a camp. A hell of a can. It was a skin disease. It was a skin disease camp and I was up there

high altitude just in the sun, closer to the sun. And I never been, nigga. Wait a minute, is it a skin disease camp? Yeah. What you mean? It was for, like, his, just, you know, it's called Camp Wonder, but it's for the Children's Skin Disease Foundation.

Okay. But, you know, I had eggs and shit. He used to get roasted, so. Oh, he was. Yeah. That's funny. So, I might even use that. That should be the cover, yeah.

Yeah. I want my grandma address. I should take that down. Yeah, let their laugh. But we don't live there no more, It's like, I don't want the people that do stay there. It's a show up. And Teddy Ray O'Cree.

Right. Like, I don't want it to be, like, getting stuck. Right. I'm out of here. How y'all nays get linked up and get so cool. You know what? I didn't, like, I can't even explain it. But I just started, like, coming for this nigga on Twitter, didn't even know it.

I was just, like, just. But I was seeing him at shows, and he wouldn't say shit. So I'd be like, you don't. So, how some whole shit. So he would try to. roast me on Twitter. I'm like, nigga,

where is these roast that in real life? So I would just shoot back at this nigga on Twitter like, you know? Right,

so it really started with like online shit and then we should start chopping it up about it. Offline just trying to film shit.

Like a team, like I think it's kind of cool like, you know, we both do our all separate shit but it's like, you know,

we collaborate like a lot of shit. Yeah, I think y'all need to always, even, no matter how much shit y'all do independently.

Y'all should know always mean, in the middle and do some shit because y'all got y'all build them follow them right yeah so you got

you gotta feed the streets we're excited about the project that we just did that's going to YouTube Brad just as a show we both, you know create it together called the studio

being you know studio engineers I see y'all be doing challenges against each other like who can make the dopey song about that's dope oh yeah

who had your hands I'd let them know his hands that was rigged anybody that watched that no but uh But yeah, man, look out for the studio.

Imagine we coming out sometime later this year. It's a 30-minute show. We shot the whole pie that T. Payman was in it. Sleep Johnson for Black Jesus. Shout out to keep up. So yeah, Lee. Directed by Kevin on stage. You know, YG, Uncle.

I know. But they say it on camera, man. When we're going to get to work with your sitcom, man. You know, I want to write it, man. Look, check this out, man. They need the side-nigger sitcom, don't. They need it. They need it.

Right now, this is what's going on with my sitcom. You're going to be on the nigger scandal. So check this out. You got to be fucking top, bitch. It's going to come through. It's going to be an 85 South Show production in conjunction with baby bird production. Right. And I know for with Salvador Domingo, Intertendezzo and a Press.

You know what I mean? It sound like a lot of checks got to get cut. I was a shell corporation. All that's a shell corporation. Everybody's a whole of my real business, guys. Can I write it, brother? What? I want to write it.

Man, you're going to be a part of the process, but I mean, I feel like when you do a sitcom that's involved in a nigga like Carlos, you know, that's this type of magnificent. Right, you can't just have anybody. I got to tell them. Right. Because it's just, I know, like, that's what's the selfish part in me. It's like, I'd be taking ideas and shit, but it's like that shit don't have the same effect as when they can see the shit. Right. That's why the 85 South show is on another level when they can see that shit.

Right. I'll have to reach and tell you and try to create some shit out of the thing. You see that shit. You see the numbers. You see the views. You see the comments. You see the people fucking.

That shit goes fast, too, man. You know why? Because we keep the shit thorough. Y'all keep this shit a hundred. And it's fan-driven. We fuck with the fans. You know what I mean? We know what these motherfuckers.

Streets talking. They want that street shit. They don't got this, like, no disrespect to anybody out there in the radio world, but there's no platform. where they just let you just be this niggurish and just say some real niggurish shit right now

because we need more of the content as blessed as I am right now I'm still low-key salty that the county cut off my EBT when they did because they kind of fucked me over at a bad time you know I was in I was in transition

when he was going into wilding out like I ain't had no bread type shit right the situation getting better But it was like, nigga, on today? It changed back. Man. Do you hear what Trump is trying to do with EBT? We only really have to discuss him on this show.

Oh. I don't even want to promote that nigga like that. But we, you know, the whole vibe is just to keep negativity away from this. Mm, preach. I need to burn some sage around you, my name. You got to burn sage around me? And I know my nigga Salvador, I'm back in a minute. We've been sending a lot of prayers and thoughts to our brave.

brother Carmel and Anthony try and get his family back together. I love you under every picture. He's just going to do that? That's his family. Who's his wife? That's his son.

Still, people don't, people talk and shit but don't know that. Ain't he the daddy? That's still my bitch. That's what I'm talking about. Fuck what people talking about, man.

Do the right. I love y'all. He's supposed to. He's going to be all right. He's going to be all right. He ain't leaving no comments under that stripper bitch page. That's all I'm trying to tell you.

Just give us some jobs for a friend, man. Just give us some kind of devotion to them. Oh, man. Y'all need a little organ. We got one. Don't worry about it. We'll do it in poker. All right.

Don't be scared. Don't have fear. You know. We talk. Don't wait for it and it happens to you. They got Ted talks. Nothing just happens. Oh, look.

These ain't Ted talk. These are weed talks. Go happen to it. You know what I'm saying? If you're not really. willing to clash and collide with your dreams. You don't really want to what you're saying did you got to go to the edge? Not like to hit.

Push yourself? You gotta go, what if your best ain't good enough? Then what? You gotta do better than your back. Come on, man. What's the better than your bed? That's when you go. You gotta keep looking for it.

A wise person said that there was a quote that said, um... You third person to come. Third person to quote a wise person said that a famous person is not good enough to do your best you must do what's quite They're really? That's it. And you know who else said something good of shit? Who? Faith is what you make it's the hardest shit than it's emcy ring you know who said that ice cute No he didn't. So I'd bring three thousand three steps where is three stacks man? Chill.

Oh, that'd be hard as hell. Hey, that'd go. You low-key might have just did something. Where's three-stacks? Where's 3K? Where's Walled-Doh, where's 3K? Where's not, like, where's three? Oh, that is hard.

That's what you were supposed to look for, man. Am I higher, is that hard? Where's 3K? Where's any grab. Just put any wrapping that we look for. Where's Luzang? Bam. right

can make you do a where's wando theme we're all rappers oh that would be hard oh you just look for all the rappers we ain't seen in a long time just spliff star

I think southern player list that kind of like funky music might be one of the most underrated no I think it's pretty up there right because I go question in this shit

right I think it's pretty respected my nigga albums ever like that's that album I like that better than a woman look when you talk about Outkaz albums, you have to talk about just Outkaz albums.

You can't compare them to nothing to the album. They just, yeah. Shit, I listen to all these sheds in rotation. Crumlin Erd. Oh my God, Crumlin Urb, nigga. Jesus, that's all right. But then you're going to go skip it, it's crumbling Earth, and then I follow it with some crazy shit,

like the last track on the album, some shit like toilet tissue and some shit. You know what you're saying? Right. That nigga was so hard, bro. to some shit like elevators after toilet then go to some shit like synthesizer after elevators nigger and then go from elevators to fucking bombs over baghack then you go from bombs over baghacks you like Rosen Park jesus you might go from rosa wow soundtrade like fucking come on man and then you go from the idle wow soundtrack all the way over to the love

Speaker Box, then you go from the love alone back to speakerbox and play some shit like, hey, y'all, come on, man. They got too much shit. I never even thought about that like that. All this is all that plays are so fresh and so clean, rebates with a smooth job. That song, I was a soundtrack, Tocat, where you pay on it, Hollywood, divorce. Hollywood divorce. Hollywood divorce, I forgot about that. That's a slap.

This podcast. I can't burn from the, uh, from the West Carolina. The U.G.K. I played a lot from with Mario Tom. What is this shit? Niggas are so hard, bro. We're still hard. This podcast is the niggas who's in and then that

who don't know what to get it jumps in there. You know where it is. I'm high. Can I get some another piece of around in the back? Don't you fight. Go ahead. You're in fighting. You're in fighting?

That's, y'all see why. That's, y'all see why I'm here, right? When you try to impress a chick when she come over. He's not going to listen to none of your advice, sir. He's not going to listen to none of your advice. You all start off with the impress them, though. You don't have the impress them. You know how many girls don't have beds?

This is what you need to do. I'm seriously how many so-called bad bitches do not have bed. By spring mattresses of all the sport. If you want to impress a woman, do yourself, sir. Don't fucking put no Amsterdam in those of Rock Box. If you drink Amsterdam, my

nigga, drink Amsterdam. Right. No. The only thing I did and I'll never hate on it. But I'm sorry. That shit has been done so the next thing you don't have to do it. You don't have to put

no fucking Amsterdam in the rock to bar. If you like motherfucking Amsterdam, drink Amsterdam. Because guess what? There's some women out of who drink the fuck out of Amsterdam looking for a nigga that drinks an Amsterdam with it. Hello. So just be myself. No, so that's what I'm saying.

Okay. If you're a real... You'll probably get more pussy, nigga, just sip it after there with these holes. If you do fake shit, you're going to get fake ass results. Right. If you show these holes the real off the rip, you ain't got no problems in the long run. Look, if you got to just break it down demographically, it don't matter what you do.

As long as you're good at it, it's going to track some kind of opposite sex. Like the nigger who does assistant man, Jack McDonnell. He does assistant, man. All he do is got them clothes and they let them open something. Right. You think some kind of holes who like Sunday and Nuggets and chicken sounds. You think you ain't never been there McDonald's, you see a little chick just sitting out there eating by a little chick. And then you see the little manager, he goes.

That's his little chick. Right. That's his little McDonald's chick. The nigga that work in autos on. You think he ain't got no little chick who came through that motherfucker who needs a radiated hose. He can't shot over there once there and put it on that neck thing. You know that nigga live with her. She doesn't drop off leftover donuts from the job.

It don't matter if there's a nigga that drag trucks who be on that talking shit to women they ain't never even met before. Pulling hold. All you got to do is be good at what the fuck you good at. Right. You ain't got to try to do the, you ain't got to reinvent the wheel Because niggins sell tired of every day What? That's deep

We got to read as hell We're going to drop a self-help book My self-help book on me one page That's what I'm saying You already know this shit My name is Carlos Miller And I will continue to be a magnificent Nick each and every day

On Sunday I'm gonna be even better because I eat a home-cooked meal every Sunday. And you know why I'm excelling fast for you, you knicker? Just because I eat breath. I need no lot of breakfast. I make sure that my body is receiving proper nutrition so I can make sure that I have the energy.

We better, we know. You need to move in my drug. That, man, talk about it. Doing that you ain't doing shit. Damn, man. You got to keep up with all what collo's got there going on. But I claim that in WC and what she's going to win on you tear in. What is you doing in the meantime?

We're going to make the show happen regardless. What you doing? Why are you asking all these wise wins? What are you going to the table? And how? What is the fuck you do? It ain't there that motherfuckers that want to eat with you all the time. But it's just like some motherfuckers just want to see what's on the table.

Right. You ain't even hungry. I just want to see what it looked like. I just want to be around. Just looky, Lou. I get it. I was nosy and shit. I had my little time,

but then at some point, you got to start doing shit, you know? You got to really start doing shit, my nigga. About yourself. About yourself? I know. You gave me some real-knit advice to that.

I know that I appreciate it. It ain't just about you, don't, boy. And, lot. Thank you. Thank you. You got to start understanding that too. Break this nigga down. We use our talent to just be talented in this room.

But what we need talent for? Right. You ain't trying to help nobody. I used to a nigga in Alaska who fucked with 85 South Shore. You know where my third largest market is blew my fucking money. Africa. What? Yeah, man, they fucking put me over that.

I got to get over there with Ken T. They caught on. 85 where I look like I'm from 80 live South show from Africa nigga and we might have to wait that we come back to upload it okay

right they don't have it I'm just saying when we get over there we get the 85 South show shirt with the Kintay cloth with this owner shout out of my nigga

I need that I need that before y'all get up there you know why I got it like this my uncle we've driven much sauce on all of me Mustard. That's why I wanted it. I told a nigga.

Make it just like this. Make it look like that shit coming up like it's fucked up. Dribing out. Sauce. And we've been getting a lot of requests for people to do some collaborations with us. We don't fuck with y'all because we fuck with you. Shout out in 1982 for these dog fans. Thanks, bads.

Black hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our merch game is crazy right now. I see. What am I going to my home clutch my head out of one of your eyes? Guess what? Don't fuck with us. Because it's all the way.

It's all the way. Yeah. She's from the, hey, for real. So she fucking is, though. Because this podcast is for real people doing real shit in the real world. Real results. In real tech. Really?

Don't be phony. Yeah. She fucking talks about. Oh, yeah. I fuck with her. Tell them we fuck with her the long way, too. And that grade looks so motherfucking good. And I ain't even just flexing.

because it's us, but when I see a thing in a hoodie, I've been like, oh, you're stunned on me. The temperature perfect for my shit to be on the day, but you know what it is, wouldn't it ain't what they? My name is. My name is... We're out of here? We're about to be out of here. I don't feel like we should leave right here, but we should be wrapping up.

Let's take the next five minutes. How was your 8-5 time? Man, it was the funnest. I had a good time. I had a long time. Yeah, but we were about eight hours. That's what I'm saying. We're going to take this shit in with And we have such a high demand

But you guys on our show We're going to make sure that we keep Your reputation and we're going to Make sure that we flash ADD band up right now We're going to make sure that we I hope you get a big check From ADD someday

What's your social media? Hey man y'all can follow me Teddy Ray comedy on that IG West L.A. Teddy on that Snapchat You should make a lot of stuff. Team Teddy Ray on Twitter I got locked out of Teddy Ray comedy Nicky and shut up Shut up

Team Teddy Ray on Twitter You know shout out to that Teddy Ray got like Little Hershey boy on Black Planet She's all the same thing But I fucked up I'm gonna get it all the show Teddy Ray comedy hit me

I'm at I am dope out of that one No that's on Twitter I'm like that I am dope boy D-O-B-O-Y on everything Hey, this podcast You're gonna be a motherfucker neck You bitch you Taylor, you got some this podcast

I got one to do one more this podcast This podcast is for The niggas that hold the blunt too long And wonder who's gonna say Something But they still don't care That's what this podcast Don't put that over it

I just got Because I was looking at y'all like that The whole time For all right Whatever the blood leave me I just feel like Because I feel like I'll be holding on to it for too long, but then I'm like,

somebody should say something. I got one. Got one? Go ahead. Because I'm going to smoke. This show is for, this podcast. Oh, this podcast. This podcast is for older black women who chew gum with their front teeth.

Yeah, let's do that. You know who has a little. Older black people who got open face gold tea. Right. This podcast right here. My grandma still got a curl. This podcast is for all of them all of them. who still be listening to Zapp and Roger

and more about to the house just sitting in the driveway. Just waiting to go inside. They ain't even been inside. This podcast, when old niggas who act like they're having food because they got some tennis shoes on them.

I got my tennis shoes on this. There ain't no ten of one. I'm like this. This podcast is all dudes are with them Frankie Beverly We know who they are. You know who else this podcast is for? Women who got long titty

and they don't like them. Look, that's not your decision. Like, God, it's all different kind of things. And if you got long tent, you just got to accept that motherfucker. Oh, oh. There you go. This show is for niggins. This podcast.

This podcast. Right. It's for niggas that said too much meat. And then if they get a cold, the code is in big of it. Right. Yeah. This is what I did. I'm more.

We need them about the overdose on Brokutton's. This podcast right here is for all the African fans who are watching the show somewhere right now on free Wi-Fi. There we go. We catch it. We catch it, right. And if y'all watching it under A-Con, light, shut off to that. We had somebody here from Brazil and said they watched the show. They don't even know what we'd be saying sometimes, but they still fuck with it.

The sound of our voices is soothing. It's the swag. It's the way you carry yourself. That's what it is. They like your energy. They just. watch the show, man. When do you watch the podcast?

I watch it really, man, I'm like breaking down weed. It's a good show to watch when you break it down. Not smoking it, but just breaking it down? No, I'm going to smoke it, but like... That's why we leave the banter in the intro. We give you time... To break down. That's what I'm saying.

Real niggins appreciate, so you just be like... It's actually called a breakdown. It's like a D.C. stupid. Okay. Don't you know, it actually says breakdown. It's not a lot. We don't do intro. It's got a breakdown.

And then this was the educational part of the show. And now we had the conclusion part. We ramp up and we, you know, we sum it all up because we're not to leave the audience in suspense. This podcast is for chicks that Instagram name be boss bitch independence. Then you get to her house and she got a picnic chair, a car table, and hell of a lot. Right. Right. But she's still independent.

know what it is. This podcast is for broke business who flex like they got money. And then they always trying to explain to you why they don't when you see that they don't. Yeah, we're tired to excuse. They always got some money coming. Let me hold $1,000. I just put $10,000. But see, I don't want to focus on no negativity.

Yeah, you're right. This podcast really is for chicks who got money and don't mind spending that shit. That's really why we come to work every day. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what y'all doing. Or what you, I know what you're doing. So that's why I wanted to make sure that this ain't that. You just call me a cooom?

No. No. She just said you be cooning. I don't be cooning. Shout out to this tropical Skittles. No, we don't, we ain't feel no cool. All my thoughts today were brought to you by Tropical Skittles, medicinal cannabis.

I'm still high, though. That's what it's supposed to do. You need to stop clicking that phone. You're going to butt. You know, that's just the father figure I don't know 85.

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