The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - KARLOUS, CLAYTON & JUSTIN WHITEHEAD in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: December 5, 2025

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This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I know he has a reputation, but it's going to catch up to him. Gabe Ortiz is a cop. His brother Larry, a mystery Gabe didn't want to solve until it was too late. He was the head of this gang. You're going to push that line for the cause. Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it.

When Larry's killed, Gabe must untangle a dangerous past, one that could destroy everything he thought he knew. Listen to the brothers Ortiz. on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers? Who catfishes a city? Is it even safe to snort human remains? Is that the plot of footloos? I'm comedian Rory Scoville, and I'm here to tell you, Josh Dean and I have a new podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. It's called Crimless, a true crime comedy podcast.

Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, Dr. Jesse Mills here. I'm the director of the men's clinic at UCLA, and I want to tell you about my new podcast called The Mail Room. And I'm Jordan, the show's producer. And like most guys, I haven't been to the doctor in way too long. I'll be asking the questions we probably should be asking, but aren't. Every week, we're breaking down the world of men's health from testosterone and fitness to diets and fertility. We'll talk science without the jargon and get your real answers to the stuff you actually wonder about.

So check out the mailroom on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows. What up, y'all? It's your boy, Kevin on stage. I want to tell you about my new podcast called Not My Best Moment, where I talk to artists, athletes, entertainers, creators, friends, people I admire who had massive success about their massive failures. What did they mess up on? What is their heartbreak? And what did they learn from you? I got judged, oh, horribly. The judges were like, you're trash.

I don't know how you got on the show. Check out Not My Best Moment with me kept on stage on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, everybody, it's Chuck and Josh from the Stuff You Should Know podcast, and it's that time of year again when we knuckle down to do our annual holiday episodes. We collected our best past classic holiday episodes and compiled them into a 12 days of Christmas toys playlist that the whole family can enjoy.

That's right. Maybe you missed it the first time we detailed the history of Beanie Babies, Monopoly, or yo-yo's, and a whole lot more. So listen to the 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm up and up. I don't play games. Yep. The shit come on before you start playing, tell you it may cause seizure. They're talking. to me. The thing is just be expecting everybody to know that shit.

I almost say, don't give a fuck what hand in the nigga right with. You know what epileptic? You can't even if you're a hand of a nigga right with.

Don't get a fuck what machine this nigga used at the gym? Niggins gonna say he on the eucalyptus. Don't give a fuck. This nigga Coalabelle. No. At epilepsy, there ain't no whole thing. I don't have

no fucked up seizures where you, you know, start shaking and biting up your mouth. and foaming, though. You won't know them having one unless, I tell you, because it's called a petite mall seizure. Dang. This dick is having a slim seizure. Yep.

It's petite. It's petite. Real slim. I didn't know what the fuck it was. I found out, now, with 15 years old, niggins that used to be playing Dreamcast and just dazed and fuck out. I can't stop yawning and shit. So my daddy think all you need is either an ass whooping or a bath and you'll be cured of

everything. Or both. All both. You're all both. I didn't get the ass with me. My mom, she was a principal or whatever, so she was with all the going to the doctor and get medicine and all of that shit. So they gave me all types of sleep studies or, what you call them, EKGs or EEG, whatever

that shit is where I have to lay down to go to sleep where they put all that shit on my head. EKG. And then I find out that where it was, I'm up to look like I can't play video games. Something in my brain don't know how to not focus so much on the graphics. Oh. And it just fucks me. Real. Yeah.

Yeah, they take your license. Let me hush. I forgot I'm on fucking count. No, I don't, ain't got it. They take your license? The hell yeah. Because if you, yeah. Because brake lights,

and strobe lights are caused you to go out. That's why I drive with sunglasses at night. People think I'm stupid. Yeah, I know. I'm glad you were here to say that shit, because people think I'd be joking. Yeah. People think I'd be joking about that.

Nah, dead ass. Strobe lights, like if we in traffic at night, And they need new cars with even brake lights, especially all that. When they hit their Mustang and they hit the brakes and then a bitch, you go one, two, three, one, two, three down there. That shit, that fuck me up. This nigga making turns he don't want to make.

You just follow it a motherfucker. Hey, hey. Don't even know what I'm just following me. But now, if I got some dark sunglasses and shit like that, I throw them on if I get in the traffic dam with some shit like that. But I don't play video game. They can have that shit.

Well, I do. I play enough for them for the both of us. I'm glad. Not an unhealthy amount, just enough where I can say I had a good time. I go paces.

I might play it for a while and then I might not touch that bitch for... Two years. For real. The last system I own was a dream cast. Now, I bought a P5

just for decoration. But the last game I own was a dream cast and the last game I played with crazy tats. I ain't played shit else in a nigga. This nigga here. No wonder you got that shit.

That's a little. the one of the most chaotic games they ever made. You just try to pick people up and run over everything to get them to their spot. Remember the one, the actual arcade game with Crazy Taxi, though? They were all learning it, and then they put it on the disc for...

The shit where you be driving and then you wrecking the bitch wrecked for real. You're like, damn, that game was nuts. They just put arcades back in the mall, though, Chuck and Cheez. Just put adult arcades in the mall. Shut out of their head for that. Yeah, I heard they're going for an adult thing.

Chuck of Cheese. It's called Charles Cheese. Yeah. Yeah. Niggett to start using his first name. Charles Shatter. Charles. Charles.

What kind of shit they're going to sell in Charles, bro? What kind of shit with that's selling in a toy? Everything for sale at Charles. Mm-hmm. Nigger and Pete and God damn. But I don't know. I mean, they got a lot of them little shit. like that. I take my son to that shit

like the round one. Yeah, but I'm talking about they got old they're going back to old arcade games like we used to enjoy, we were growing up. That one comedy club got out the old school arcade. Yeah, it's in Virginia Beach. Oh, not Virginia Beach, Richmond. It's funny about it. Oh, nigga. I mean,

we stayed after the show and hung out in that bit. They were one in Ohio, too. They're fin to put one in the in, um, Virginia Beach too. Yeah. They got one there. The arcade? Yeah, because I was okay They were just opening it in

because I was just there They told me if in the open to be I ain't know they opened it in But yeah, they'd been had the one in Richmond open It's been hell of games that came out We just stopped getting arcade games Over here

Them shit still coming out of Asia They'd be having all type of new shit And we just didn't Nick we only ordering old ones We're not buying no new shit Biggie Like I miss 007 Gold and I

That shit used to make me sick And I ain't know what the fuck were on me But I used to just play the hell out of it. Shit like that used to be fine. I need a game where I got to figure some shit out. Like, I always like the strategy shit or some violence. I like the... Sports violence and some Resident Evil type shit.

Don't get too puzzling. Like, I don't want to figure out too much shit. Yeah, it don't make me take a goddamn. Like, if I got to figure out shit, then figure out shit. If I got to fight, fight, then figure out shit, okay, cool. But... Tomb Raider. I spent a lot of hours.

on the original tumor. I can't, I'm lost, I can't play none of that. Once I learned how to put the code in and get all the shit, it was a rap on that. Yeah, that shit wasn't easy. It wasn't even a good game though once you think about it. It had some hard-ass puzzles in that shit

where you gotta go all the way to the edge of some shit and make two left flips and shit like that. You play the Grand The Votto shit too? Yeah. Ever since the first one. See, I can't even watch people play that shit. Move the goddamn shit too famous. I'm ready for the new one, man.

They take it too long with that shit, boy. I don't forget about it. Yeah, six. She was supposed to come out this year, come out next year now. Grand The Yvette of Otto? It was, because they made a big deal like last year when they stayed over and five.

They had to wait because they make them games like America. That game is a reflection of America. So the time change. They're going to be on there selling meth and everything. Naked. For real. That shit used to, they used to do the shit. The radio stations used to be the funniest shit.

That nigga James James. He was hosting the radio show. Another motherfucker going to call today. Call right now. He's going to crazy. I'm going to come to your house and I'll put my hands on your motherfucking face. He used to say wild shit on you.

You got a vibrate high. Uh-huh. Come on, do it, bitch. He had a little call host in there. With that whole, yeah. J.B. Smooth, just funny as hell, bro. Anything he talked about could be funny. That nigg is stupid.

His brother would hit me up saying we're related, flawed whitehead. For real? That's his brother? Yeah. He's a comedian, too. For real? Mm-hmm. That's what's up.

I always think it's funny when comedians have old obscure-ass sibling in the comedy world. Mm-hmm. We come to family business. Yeah. Nobody did it better than the way in, though. That shit down. I still watching living car.

A lot of people don't even know what the fuck that shit is But, bro, that, that was That shit was way ahead of his time That was one cold-ass, motherfucking raw-ass show I ordered the DVDs off of it And it's a book And somewhere in this motherfucker With the history of a little color I saw

I went to order that motherfucker Yeah That's the name of yeah That show is off the chain The first, what, three seasons anyway Because I didn't know They took it from Kenan or Kenan quit or some shit Like, he didn't give a fuck about it no more.

Like, when Chris Rock them got on. I think Kenan walked away. How many seasons did they do? It's like five. I think. They did a few. Yeah, it's a few because, you know, Jamie Fox came on and did. Chris Rock was funny on that bitch.

I mean, him and a little fat. James Fox was on from the start. Chris Rock left SNL to come on there. I didn't know Damon Williams was on S&L until he did an interview. That's crazy. Yeah, he went on that one episode. Well, he, I think he might be the season. Half a season.

He went off-front. He didn't do the whole season. It went off my favorite Chris Rock shit off that, uh, that in living color is that good a lot. That's a lot of money. How about I give you 52 cents, let me lick the barbecue songs off the real? But that was from, I'm gonna get you something.

Yeah, yeah. How much for that one weird? Look, if you don't get your greasy. Fuck the whole rate, let me get one real. Yeah, the bank, bro. Yeah. But that's how you keep on. You got a lowballed everybody.

Fuck it. That was a good air movie, too. That was a hell of a entire, too. Slapstick comedy is a dying genre these days. Would you consider that slapstick just over the top? No, I think it's just, I think it's like parody and satire. And, like, certain stuff is slapstick. But I think most slapstick of three stooges.

Come on, man. Yeah, but that was just exaggerated reality, you know what I'm saying? And it was easier, you know, slipping on the bullet. A Junebug with the gold chain. When the thing about the lady that took all her clothes when they went to fuck, when he took them at the room and she pulled all her body paws on, they're just so relevant to the night.

This big juicy ass. I've been pumping the head on. But the noise it made, though. It was suction on. That bitch did... All this shit. that shit. Crazy and fuck. Yeah, one leg

and a curl. The lady on a period. When the lady snapped on her period tried to run up on her. All of that shit. My mom was fighting all the man. And she turned in that Puerto Rican nigga. The niggas slipped on the bullet. They didn't even kill the hot. The shit. The most modern shit we got towards that

probably that I can think of offhand. Antonio Fargis with the goldfish in the shoes. Come on. And they drugged their shit out for years. Not them, but people. Like, they, it's so many the TV shows that, you know, reflected.

Black dynamite was the closest, I think, to, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Going over the top with the parody. Oh, hold on. Well, we said with parodies. I thought it was just saying going over the top period. Because you think about Dolomite movies when he out there fighting the police. No, I'm talking about reasons.

Like, we ain't had no reason. Yeah, but Dolomite was a fool. Nigger. I really wish that it was like more movies would have survived from that black exploitation era because a lot of that shit got lost in the the transition from digital

analog to digital they still play it on certain a lot of people don't have a cable no more but it's certain station that still play Amazon Prime got a lot of them they got a station for black what's called black chocolate something black sun or brown that's what it is

brown Yeah, because I were watching which, not which ways up, but what's the, um, Bill Cosby and Sidney Portier. Well, let's do it again. That's exactly. Sometimes sat night when I was looking at, yeah. But they got, let's do it again too. I'll watch. And they're a piece of the action.

A piece of the action. Yeah. Monkey Huffman. Which was the one with J.J. With boxing. Let's do it again. Yeah. Okay.

Because he could fight when he heard the bell. Yeah. He put him in the train. Yeah. They put them over there, shit like that was good. good back in the day, man. Like, before Richard Pryor. You ever seen Blue Collar?

No, what is it? Richard Pryor and Yafi Koto on that. I didn't see that one. And Harvey Cottel, they all work at the factory, right? They start off his best friends. But then one of them get promoted, and they just act like... What was it? This was a shit, maybe 70 or something.

So this before, like, call washing, which way they were. up, right around the same period. Now, I gotta go check that one. But yeah, they fell out, bro. It was dope, though. Yeah. I don't know. I said like Grease light. Because Rich was on the run where he was the lead and everything. Yeah.

But all that shit that he was in, that don't get as much views, but he still with it. It's a movie about that with the ambulance. Silver or something. They driving like an ambulance and some shit. You got one was Grease Lightning when he was a bus driver. No, Greece Lightning is when he was

the Black Nass car. He was a bus driver with the kids. Yeah, and what's the lady name? Cicely Tyson. Yeah, yeah, she isn't that with him. Which way is Luke? Oh, which way is up is when he had a run. No, it was busting loose.

Okay, okay. Yeah. Because Clint Eastwood had the one with the break of the same. He hit the run with Gene Wilder. A few of them were good. I thought of Bruce the Million, too. Bruce the Million were pretty cool. You know it was a real.

I like Bruce's May. It was a real. Shit, I liked the toy. The trauma were good, yeah. But it's racist as fuck. Yeah, because the dad was like, because he got Confederate flags all, yeah. He got Confederate flags all right.

Yeah, they bought a nigga. Yeah. You can't do that? You can't buy, and he didn't have to teach his wife's life lessons and shit. That's what it was, though. You can. Well, unfortunately, that's what the whole movie taught you. Yes, you can.

That nigga was. I want him. Because he went off on them niggas at first. Yeah. You can't. You know what? He told him. He told him how much.

Yeah, he was like, fucker. He was in that bit walking all through a piranha pun and all that bullshit. That was a good one. The toy. The white boy. Oh, stir crazy. That bit were good. Another U.

Man, which way is up is the fucking funniest movie. Yeah. These motherfuckers don't know about this shit. Which way he's up, car wash. You motherfucker. Daddy Rich. That way Eddie Murphy got, he was like, forgot, he was like, all right, yeah, he were taking notes

because you seen when he came out when he got it run in the 80s, he ain't bullshit. Have you ever seen what is called? Watts Stax? He got some funny parts on that. You can catch some of his early. When they had the thing out there in Watts, the concert.

Yeah. You can catch some of his early, like, material on dynamite chicken, though. Richard? Yeah. Dynamite chicken, it was It was like a compilation and they just, they had them in there just doing the most random shit. He did some of his early jokes

and he had a few like skits in there. Kind of like, it's like he did on White Stacks, but it's like the mainstream version of that. Okay. Not really, but for that other crowd, if you get what I'm saying? Yeah, but what was the thing? It was a concert? It was like a compilation.

Like, it's a movie, though? Yeah, it is a movie. It's called Dynamite. Where's it going? Dynamite chicken. You had the... I was looking up. Probably fine online.

You got to be some shit. Yeah, you're going to have to buy it where you two guys for $3.99. I had a hard copy of it. I got all that shit at the house. I'd be wanting to see something. That shit was free the day before. As soon as I decided to watch it, that shit, $20. As soon as you say it out loud, it ain't free no more.

Niggia, Ninja Turtle's been up to this bitch for years, nigga. I ain't click on the motherfucker. I'm like, man, I'm going to watch this with my son. One from 1989. Yeah. Tell you what, do me like that. Life. Life be on everything for free until I want to watch the bitch.

As soon as I get the urge to look at it, $3.99 to rent. $6.99 to own. You got the DVD. Yeah, I got the DVD though. Because you fuck around, you only got that bitch for 40-8 hours if you're really. The only movie that I just keep buying over and over again, I don't give a fuck, where it's two.

And Kings are coming and Jack and Brown. I'm, for some reason, I have to buy that shit on. We don't own shit. You're on shit, though. You're right, because if you... We buy it on the shit. We don't own that shit, right? If you lead that cable company or...

That's why I've been buying a whole lot of hard copies of shit. Yeah, I still got a bunch of DVD. I got a gang of DVD. Anybody come to my... Drew? Anybody come to my crew? I got 200 DVDs in them off. This is for people who might got some grandparents still out there.

If y'all got any goddamn VHS is they still sealed of any of their movies from when they first came out, them bitches were bread. Really? Like a motherfucker. Like a VHS that's been unopened, still in the rap type shit. If it's the first time that shit came out, man, people paying top dollar for them shits.

Those people are weird. Collectors. But think about your grandparents' house. You'll go and there'd be some shit in there that they ain't never watch. They just demought and filled the shelf up. I got some VHS, but I ain't in the plastic. You know what I noticed. What it?

Black people have watched anything. I mean, yeah, because you can have thought. Think about how many to watch. We're fair, we'll really give it a chance. We'll really watch any fucking thing. We'll give it a chance. Especially if it's got some good murder in that motherfucking now. Oh, they got, do you see in that new series?

That guy, about the KKK? Don't mind to kill one though. Man, it's fucked up, but it's good, though, ain't it? It's moving. That goddamn Clansman Jackson, no, he's something, man. Lowdown, motherfucker. I can't wait till they come back with Steve. back with season two.

Like old black people especially. Smirk, one more torrent to end, folks, she left here. She had started falling out with TV because, you know, she would use the shit like soap opera. They come on every damn day. Ain't no break, no none of that shit. But the new show will come out. They throw all the motherfuckers on the goddamn thing

and then you watch them all and you fucked up tomorrow. You didn't get the privilege of watching some soap operas around some old people. Oh, boy. And get, they feed back on. Man, I thought we were related. You know what? They talked to this shit like they actually know these people.

Low down, motherfucker. Oh, I can't stand to look at him. Yeah. Hey, hey. And they can not watch that shit for two weeks, two months, and jump right back in and know what's going on. Uh-uh, you gotta watch that man every day. No, I'm telling you, my grandma could not watch that shit

and come on, come back two months later and be like, be like, so-and-so about to do that and he still, because they take that long for them stories to develop, bro, and they'd be on that shit. But there's two kind of soap operas shit like General Hospital. You remember it's two kinds. That was, that's the daily. That shit come on every day.

Smokmore used to watch Days of Our Live. Then they had the prime time soap operas. That really had your ball operas. Like young and the restless and shit like that. But it's primetime Dallas, Dallas. Falcon crest. See, I ain't known anything about them. Dynasty. Oh, Dallas and the ones that came on.

at night. Yeah. That niggas tuned it. You better shut the fuck up with that on. And this shit was moving quite. You get your ass for. You can talk to. What, Dallas home?

You can talk to your grandma while she watched General Hospital and all my children. But open your mouth up on the goddamn Dallas. Or Dinism. Well, you better shut the fuck up. They come on back to back. Yeah, my grandma watching Stephano and Marlena on days of our life, you better shut your guy. Hey, my man.

No, hold on. That screen don't slam too hard. Dallas and Dynasty come on back to back. Then by the time this shit go off. It's about 10.30, ain't nothing coming on, but three's company. Three's company coming on after that. Yeah, and shit at night.

And you're supposed to be in the bed in the way. She's watching King of the Hill. Hey, you might get to stay up and watch the little Three's Company, but, hey, you're supposed to be in the bed after Three Coming to go off. Don't fuck around and let them play another episode of Three's Coming. You know you're supposed to be in the goddamn bed. This is Chico Bean of the 85 South Show, bringing you the latest HBCU football news presented by Coca-Cola.

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Amen did too. Yep. We damn sure grew up off death. Yeah. I don't remember Amen coming on a regular time. It was always at night. It was always at night. It just came out and said it next to me.

How many things it did it do? Because that shit, it was like a thing. It felt like 12. Shout on my life from heaven. Shine on me. Shine on me. Shine on me. Shine on me.

They go crazy. That's when your grandma come back. there and say, uh, y'all started getting y'all bam. I don't care who's going first. You could trigger and stay up. Oh, man. Hell no. That used to be good for society.

When TV actually used to go off. Yeah. They just used to be colors on the goddamn thing. Loud that bugs sound. Mm-hmm. That's it. You're going to have to mute that bitch and go and cut it off. A lot of people don't remember that.

That was, like, they stopped. I'm glad they stopped that shit, but it was. Yeah, because what the fuck would we do these days? I mean, we got phones and watches. You go to bed. What'd you need to be doing? Go to fucking, go to bed. What I'm saying, though, we don't get, like, nigga,

we got used to watching TV. But we don't even watch TV no more. Well, you could just pull up what you want to watch now. Yeah. You're right. Back then, boy, if you didn't see it, you ain't see it. Yeah. Then somebody got the bright idea.

Let's Tivo this shit and rewind it, man. Fuck that. I'm tired of not with me in Jerry Spring. Yeah. That shit crazy. The days when TV was actually good enough to record the shit. Yeah, that didn't shit were new. Like, we was growing up when it was coming,

when it was first airing. That was on-demand, taping the shit and coming back to watch it. That was the closest you heard. We grew up when they put a lot of sick, nasty shit on TV, too. Motherfuckers was on tuning in the Phil Factor every day watching the motherfucker eat moose dixon. What's nasty shit? Laying in the goddamn man with snakes, roaches and shit.

Put it in your nose. Put this roach in your nose. Get butt-nacket and let us put you in there with these cockroaches. We're going to tape up your peo or you're put it over. We're going to let the snake slide all in between your head. For filth the goddamn man. The longer you stay, the more money you get. Did they tax that shit?

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Man. You don't win shit from them shows and not get seen by the government. Yeah. Then you're in California, so they're getting hands. Then you got to pay the other He had to pay the tax

Where you stay at, Nick Man, you're gonna feel like shit After you don't sit there and chewed on roaches and laid and shit They say you never get the taste out of your mouth You're gonna fuck around You're gonna steal your while snates You're gonna end up on them money

You walk with it And you didn't already spend that money In your head when you want You just spend it on paper You spend it when you get it But it ain't going to be what you thought it was This damn show ain't going to be the amount They told you

Aren't that a bitch That's the game though You got to cut that bitch At least half So all of them show like that Who wants to be a million now She You can go on there and win

And still want to be a millionaire Yeah Who wants to be a millionaire Good to know, because it's not going to happen here, kid. I'll tell you that much. You're going to leave out of these people who did win. Huh? Think it was fixed.

But they told them, motherfucker, like, you could never see the screen. Brut. The show ain't designed for you to win. But people who did win, that's why I'm asking. Do you think the people who won did they have the answer right in front of them? I think they didn't have scandals in, you know, them games or shit. First of all, I know they had scandals. You got to be smart enough to stop believing shit you see them.

on TV. Oh, I don't believe that shit. I was just wondering, you know, that they be telling the people who did ask to win the million dollars, like giving them the answers the whole way through. Not necessarily. No. But I think there's some people on there that they knew wasn't going to win, though. Oh, of course. Because they, like, nigga, you got the power to change the question at any given moment. All that shit. They fuck around and ask you some crazy shit that you ain't never even heard of. A lot of that shit, I know even heard of. For the final answer, in the Greek alphabet.

You've been like, what the fuck, man? But that's the thing. How the fuck you're supposed to just know everything? But that's the thing, it was multiple choice. Yeah. Yeah. Nick, you give me multiple choice. I got a shot.

But what if you can go, you can go if you give me the choices, nigger. What if all the answer is wrong? Jeopardy different. But if you can give me four of her, and then you got your little shit, You got your little shit. You got a chance.

Don't give me four options. If I don't fucking know, don't give me four options to choose from, because you're really feeling to make it hard. Nah. Jeopardy, I ain't got to hit my boop. I ain't got to hit that shit.

Yes, you do? No, I'm saying. I don't have to. Two other motherfuck can hit it. Yeah, but you're going to lose. And you're so big. And you ain't getting nowhere close to a million. But you go, who wants to be a million?

You go, oh, that's what that are in your ass in a hot seat. And they just don't know your hands for questions. I take it. For the longest, I ain't, I take it. For the longest, I ain't think Jeopardy knew that black people would be watching Jeopardy until they start switching the questions up. Like what? What are they been putting on that?

They got a black-ass questions sometimes. Sometimes your question just be like. They definitely would be falling short. This artist was known for tipping around Texas on Fofos. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is Paul Wall? Correct. They do shit like that for real.

Yeah, they'd be throwing some little hood trivia in there every so often. Alex used to hold that bitch down. They got the dude now who won the moment in the first time or whatever. I think that would still. Sometimes the questions don't even really be black. The else would be black. What are greens? That's correct.

When you got to put collars on the front of that day. Or you're going to go, or that is incorrect. And then the sun be up beside you say, what are collard green? And they win a bit. Man, I go to my fucking green room. Southern black American cuisine, 4,000. That's shit. Yeah.

And the niggas hit you with some shit, got there. what is meatloaf mm-hmm I do me some low shit though you ever wonder who watch what on the internet I don't want to know I don't I've been the same boy

who watch what what people what do you mean you then think about it shit might not do a lot of views right but everything that get posted somebody's seeing.

But no. And you wondering who? Yeah, you very rarely scroll past some shit with zero views. Yeah, but you could get a view by accident. But who was those accidents? Especially if you play Knicks after some shit you would watch them. They get me like that every time. How long do you have to watch something before the count of you?

Or just as soon as you... It depends on the platform that is loaded up on. it up on some some of them just 30 seconds is a long time because the average person like you said gonna scroll past some shit how long it take the scroll past something so I guess anything longer than a scroll pass for them look however many seconds it takes to get past that shit yeah and that's why they come out with the numbers and they're like this video was viewed in the top 3,000 percentage you know what that mean motherfuckers watch this shit for three

minutes. No, I'm about to say. Whoever watch it pay some a minute or some shit like that, they probably count as a whole view. Yeah. Yeah, for the people who post the shit, not for the people who own it

if you're trying to get paid off. Right, right, right, right. You might have to get goddamn 1300 views to make a penny. Yeah. Shit crazy. Somebody own that shit, though.

Every time you get paid off of content, you know you don't own it no more. Right. That's why they give me you a piece of it. They own. Yeah, the digital shit. That's why they give me a little piece of it. Because they've been able to use this shit

to make money all this. So they got to get you. No, anything that's free you paying for. And they don't want you to fuck around and figure out and take out a class that's a lawsuit and hit that. So they just give you a month. You can't take out a lawsuit. You sign your rights away, buddy.

Oh, well, fuck it. Everybody, every social media you jumped on and you didn't set up in a account and you just scrolled and you'd agree to their terms and their condition. But it ain't, you gave way everything, you can't do a motherfucker thing. You don't know what their terms and conditions were. This shit made me kill myself or kill people. You don't know what the terms and conditions were.

Because I ain't reading that shit. They'd be like, yeah. Didn't you have a Sony MacBook in 1996? He'd be like, yeah, how was that? Yeah, I got it for Christmas day. Yeah, I got it. Did you put it on the internet? Yeah.

See? You know what I was. What you mean? You owe us and pussy. You know, you gotta go with us? You agree. You shouldn't agree to this shit. Man, you're trying to have me reading the goddamn

turns of agreement. It doesn't matter. It don't matter. You're not going to read it. Because what you want to do is going to outweigh the reading. Yeah, because if you don't agree with you can't get on here. I'm trying to let these holes in me. Typing on this keyboard and may make your fingers fall off.

You can't say shit. Okay. All right. They got us. That shit crazy. We're assigning terms and conditions for everything. But that's why every time our information get leaked out, that's why they sell our information. That's what you paid for it with.

You paid for it with your info. You're paying Facebook free, Twitter free, Instagram free, YouTube free, anything that's free you paying for with your info. They're using your info for commercial. They're using your info to. sell to other motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? That's why you got motherfucking ads coming from everything. This is information.

This is a client list. This goddamn. They taking all your, like, yeah, not even actually scamming you, but, nigga, everything. We're using all this data. If I got everybody information down to they buy metrics, down to what they buy, when they buy it, how often they buy it. Nicky, you can, you know where to put your money. You know how to move shit around. You know what to.

Focus on for this group of people. Focus on for this group of people. I'm about to start line. You didn't inspire me to start line. You should have been lying. Next time I sign up for something on the internet, I'm going to tell them I'm white. Say you're 87 years old.

I'm going to tell them I'm white because that way I can start getting some coupons and some free shit. No, you got to get the right kind of white, though. I'm going to get me a next iPhone I get going to be white. I'll get you a New England VP. I used to get me in. I used to get me in.

You need to be friends. You don't want to be caught up with no West Virginia. They think you're one of them whites. What wrong with them? Don't do it. Those are the down-trotting whites. I don't want to be down-trotting money. That is the negroed white.

The mongaloids. You're right. They don't want to visit them. The wild and wonderful ones. The Wild and Wonderful Whites in West Virginia. That was some weird shit. Was it wrong, though? With everybody on their pills and how they were living life?

The little uncle that couldn't talk, he's just barking shit. That was fucked up. Oh, what is that? He ain't never seen that shit. What? Well, that lady with the deep-ass voice was like, They always said I was the sexiest one in the first. Family.

No. You know they took her baby. Yep. You know they took her baby. What is this? I gotta see this shit. Y'all. Y'all don't sell crush rap no more.

Y'all don't sell crush raps? Yep. Yeah. You know they took her baby. This family in West Virginia, everybody get a check. They all inbred as fuck. Everybody get a check, Social Security. And all they do is pop pills.

They live on the trail. Is it? I've seen a viral clip going around on Facebook. Some of them live in a trailer. Like their eyes and shit on. Some of them. Not them. I know what you talk about.

They ain't that bad. But some of them are fucked up. Some of them are regular. Then you talk about some of them. Oh, okay. This motherfucker told me about this shit years ago. I watched that shit and I was in all. It's on demand.

It's on one of them. It's on YouTube. It's a documentary. I'm a YouTube. It's a cold mine in town. All the cold mines gone. All these white people, it's just hood-ass white people, but they're version.

They version of it, like trail apart motherfuckers who addicted the pills, fucking on each other, fighting over the shit, you know what I'm saying? And these motherfuckers is like 50% or 60% of the police calls in their county is from this one family. I ought to see this shit. It's fucked up. I ought to see this shit. Maybe put some fucked up shit on TV now. You got to think about it.

A&E ain't nothing but going to jail. That's because they look the shock value. They know that people respond emotionally. to shit. That's why they have to put certain shit out there. Especially if they think it's going to provoke or respond. That's older women's drill rap. What? True crime.

Oh, we're you? A&E. That's their dream. They're not an ID channel. Yeah, they tune into that shit. That's not no good shit to go to sleep to. It ain't. Why all women like them serial killer show?

I don't know. And me be scared to go to the room. Be scared to hell to go to sleep. Have all kind of shit up to the door? Like, what the fuck? He's still here and look at all this criminal shit, boy, and they can't even go to bed. Hey, shit in here for some pillows.

What you gonna do? Smother a motherfucker? Yeah, they don't ever take no action. There's a bunch of that shit out there, boy. Because I look at it. But that shit crazy. You be watching that shit? I look at that shit, man.

That shit crazy. My favorite shit, now I ain't gonna tell you no lies. Feel thy neighbor. When the neighbors get into it and one of them ain't no killing the other, boy, that shit now. They get into it about the dummy. You know what I fuck with. I almost got away with it.

Did that shit be good? Oh, nigger. These motherfuckers be pulling off the perfect crap. Somebody fuck up and do some dumb shit. But if you pay attention to it, a lot of the shit. He went to Popeye and left the box in the car. That's when the comments. Cracked a 27-year-old cold case based off the evidence found on a Popeye's chicken box

They got the arguing at the gas station Him and his girlfriend arguing in public this thing that stole $30 million It'd be the dumb and shit surveillance video picked up the silhouette of a Justin Whitehead It'd be the dumb as shit They made money out there. Let us tell you how a receipt found in a rental car led to over $100 million. They're on their head.

The DNA found in a used condom in a jacuzzi at a hotel in Fort Lauderdale. How one stop at a strip club unraveled their whole plan. How three strands of pubic hair on a bar of soap led to, to the arrest of over 11 people. And they'd be gone for a minute. I'm talking about these motherfuckers being starting a whole new life, got a job. Nigger, they ain't successfully got the surgery.

And that thing, you know, the FBI just show up at the goddamn front door. You saw that, it was some shit. Buddy got called at Disney World, bro. With the fake mustache, no. No. Oh, it's movie one you've seen. You know.

Should have been, nigga. You're so deep in the game if you're out here with a fake mustache, bro. I hate that that's how far technology has come.

You know how long? Because you got to be sure. You got to be sure. You can't grab a nigga and rip it off it in that you got to be sure. You got to be sure. It's a real,

nigger mustache on that. Oh, boy. That's him. It ain't even him. That officer's been to lose his job, man. That inspector is all in the case. So what do you do?

Do somebody come up to you and try to rip you? your shit off. Do you remember that was the pinnacle of some shit? Just an aha moment. He was getting away with real crime out here.

O.J. Sils to have a Mustang. With just a fake mustache. With O.J. Silsen rang. No facial recognition or nothing. All the nigga needed not even grow out of beard, a fake mustache. We were going to know OJ, though.

Hat, glasses. You out of there. You were going to know OJ. You out of there. Niggas. Same bill and everything. This nigga, the hat and glasses go by you with moustache and you just let them rock. They caught shit out of the ears.

Nigger put the fake moustache on and rocked for 15 years. He never get jammed up. Anytime he go out. Anytime he go out, he throw that shit off. Never was suspicious. You got to be right. He got good. He was eating pizza with a fake mustache.

Nobody else. Dispecting anything. Some little bits said, I wonder what you look like without a mustache. That nigga said, bitch, I'll be right back. That nigger left his fake mustache on the bar, drunk. He didn't took a picture with it. He didn't took a license picture with the mustache and everything. He didn't got drunk and told the stripper until he wanted who he was.

Yeah, he'll do that shit too. You don't know him on America. You ever heard of the Rockford Heights? Well, you know I'm on America. Sometimes the police just sit back and wait, bruh. The people get so cocky and arrogant, they go right back to where they did the shit at. Oh, yeah. If you look at these motherfuck, it's a lot of he detentant.

They don't want to leave that shit alone. They come and return to the scene of the crime, shit. And like Lowe said, a fucking Pai boss. Some of them officers can't take that defeat. No. These motherfuckin come out of retirement. Well, they won't retire until they. I was doing my usual.

Went down on a Saturday morning, going through some old case files. and I happened to find a bag that I never noticed before. A little Ziploc bag with a little bitty bar of soap with three pubic heads on. We took those pubic heads to borisics. We sent them down. I missed this during the initial investigation.

I mean, no, that's shit, that would be for real, though. Some of the motherfuck won't even retire until they solved the crime. That's the shit. I don't know, I think I've been able. What? I'm trying to figure out some shit. No leaves. Man, especially we're investigating.

We don't interrogated every motherfucker that we thought we could talk to. There's got to be some kind of incentive to solve these old ass crap. It must be for a motherfucker that. It's just your job. I wouldn't, I couldn't see myself. It's too much all the shit to solve. I'm not coming out of retirement, bro. If I ain't figure that shit out on the clock, man, it's over with it.

They're probably bored. Something about a retired police officer. They just don't, they don't feel like they retired. They just still think they run shit. Y'all doing this shit all moving. No, I used to Leonette Doe 2A one, and he thought he was still the police. I thought he was still the police until the other neighbor told me, man, he retired. Hell, dog.

This league still put on his uniform. No, he don't put that uniform more. I think he would like... It's something different about that job, though, because their motherfuckers be police first. Yeah, they don't... And that's fucked up in itself. How are you going to be police first?

They're talking about these motherfuckers don't even let their own family slide. Nah, they do. Not like that. It's a fuel. It depends. It's a fuel. It's a fuel who won't. Like, for real.

Some of these motherfuckers is law first. They're going to lock up whoever fucking up. Don't get what. Not like the immediate family, but you know. Your third cousin going to jail. Yeah, my fuck. Damn. You might not have to go to court, but you're going to jail.

You're going to jail. At least till you're cool off. Hell yeah. You know, driving around a license. Shit like that. Drought driving. It depends on where you live, though. Hit a bit, hit the motherfucker outside the head

with a billboard down at the juke joints and shit like that. Yeah, cussing the bitch out at the apple beads. All of that. But you can let people off. Like unless they got a quota Which they'd be having They swear to God they don't But that's what I'm saying

You could If you don't have no Ain't that don't they mean you do A good police work Niggins can act The right around me I didn't have to arrest nobody Niggins made me slow down the other day

I was driving on the street And he blaked in a car That nigga hit the The cyber Yeah, I was like all right The motherfucker hit the lights me all the time. The other day. He didn't hit the lights.

He didn't hit the lights on me all the time. Just like, all right, niggins slut shit, then. I was at the airport the other day. And the motherfuckers, you know how you have to stop and let motherfuckers cross in the middle. Oh, you leave. Like, this is how small the world ain't got for me. The nigga said, hey, Carlo, go ahead.

And I'm like, damn. I don't never want to be. Like, I told you, you just. Nick, I don't talk. But see, I don't told you about your tent, bro. We were leaving a show one. night, and me and you end up at the light together. And I looked over there, I was like,

brunny's a more tin on him, motherfucking shit. I told you then. They were years ago. They got to see me. You got too many fucking cars. You ain't ten need one. That's what it is. No, he won't be seen. They got to see me. I thought the factory tent was enough. Brin. What I saw you in this night, didn't have no tin on it. This straight fishbow.

Oh, man, I got new bed. Yeah, that's why I let him on the dinah told you, Like, bro, you got, come on, nigga. You're right. I'm going to stop being hard yet. You're going to have to, man. I ain't going to even say it on the counter, bro. My hell, attention on me, bro.

I'm going to have to. Because this shit crazy. Man. 1 a.m. I need you all to see me. That name. That way, hey, you know it's me. Man.

You know it's me. Me that got me out of most shit. Not being me. My shit, tending. Everything, my shit be so goddamn black. I don't want nobody to see shit. I take my chances. My shit be black.

I got to follow home before. About two, three years ago. I got to follow home. Yes. I was at race track on federal board. Not the nigga with the weapon, right? You know, it was a girl, though. It wasn't a one of bullshit.

Yeah, one of bullshit. But still, it could have been. She wasn't fine. Fuck no. I'm complaining. Fuck me. You didn't fucking win it, though. I was nice, but, you know what I'm saying?

Because the only thing that saved me is I stay in the neighborhood out of gate. So I had to wait until the arm come up, and the gate opened the shit like that. So she just pulled right up beside my motherfucking truck and let her pass on the side of one or down. And I look, you know what I'm just like, damn, what are you doing? I'm thinking somebody trying to pass me and go around, you know, through the gate before the motherfucking arm closed. But she's actually come beside me and stop. And then she was like, ain't you that dude that be doing nothing? And I'm like, ain't this a bitch.

So I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's me. And, you know what I waited with her. She's like, I, you know, she drove around and went on that. But like, man, that could have been anybody. And I was in a rental then. You were scared. As a bitch. Being a parent is basically a juggling act.

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let's be honest we've all had those moments we'd rather forget we bumped our head we made a mistake the deal fell through we're embarrassed we failed but this podcast is about that and how we made it through so when they sat me down they were kind of like we got into the small talk and they were just like so what do you got what what ideas and i was like oh no what check out not my best moment with me kevin on stage on the iHeart radio app apple podcast YouTube or wherever you get your podcast. I was sure, but I was, you know me though. You almost out that poor girl. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I ain't almost shooter, but it was, it was very near. Yeah, clutch, yeah. But, no, at first, though, I went thinking no crazy shit. I'm thinking because

people do it all the time in this neighborhood I was staying in, like I said, was gated. So people used to, like, just come out from behind you and just go around you. Like, if they don't live there, they'll try to go on, like, beat you through the gate. And they're like, fuck you. You got a or a key or whatever, so you can just let the arm back up. So, like, I'm thinking that's where it was, but she stopped by my fucking truck and let her passenger side of one of the line, and she's like, ain't you?

And I'm like, yeah, that's me, but, you know, still it could have been a motherfucker who don't like me or some shit like that. So I don't know. Now, tent my shit. Tent my shit. Because they can say he's their life. Yeah.

That's how it is when you lie here in these streets, man. You got to be careful. Keep your head on a swivel. Stay clutching. You gotta stay clutching, because you gotta get yourself a chance. You have to. You have to. I got down.

Stay thirsty, my friend. Don't be getting caught up over these ladies houses and shit. I don't even go to, I got a nice house on my own. If you can't come to my house, I don't want that person. No. You take pride in your space. You're damn right. I wash my sheets every week, every Sunday.

Every Sunday, you can come over here, I got, you know. You go ahead, the bitch is trying to sneak move in. I got wipes that ain't even seen it, so you can wipe your puss off with it. Wow. Man, I'll go all out for him. Come on over here. You ain't got no ponytail holders. Who?

You? No, I got road bands. They can't use that. Oh, yeah. Break the hell. You got to get the ponytail holder. Okay, the sponges. Nah, brother, the elastic ones with a little stretch of shit on.

No. They come in the black ones. The black ones. Well, I'll get me some of them. I'm telling you. Put you on a different level. See, I had went out of a lot, started in silk pillow case and all that shit.

I got Dove in the goddamns. I don't bathe with it. I bathe with some other fuck. You know what you know. Dove is a beauty bar. Man. Right. That ain't so.

I got one used to make me stick her towels in the dryer while she was taking a bath. Now you got a towel warmers out. You gotta get a towel. I'm just starting to make a little money, bro. I don't know anything about none of this shit. I would- Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Now I do.

Yes, you do. Now I do. I just think a towel in the dryer, let that motherfucker. Get it. Yeah, about 20 minutes. Yeah, exactly. Real play of shit. Throw a little fabric softening on that.

I ain't do that, though, but, you know. You're going to keep doing that? Well, me? He got a towel warm. You're going to keep doing that. No, it depends on who it is. So you're saying, don't start a vibe. I ain't going to keep on doing it.

You're going to keep doing that? No. I do this shit every day. I'm going to keep doing it. But then you be with me. I'm going to keep doing it. Not fluent, I forgot, we can't do that no more. Boy, what did you say?

These are women who visited? What the fuck are you talking about? Who's we? Clayton, you're going to let that shit, right? I don't, I don't fly in. I don't invite. Yeah. I take that shit back.

These are the women that visit, and, you know, they ain't going to be here for a long time, so it is what it is. Now, I warm and towel up or whatever. I ain't gonna keep. I feel you, though. Don't introduce a woman to some shit you ain't gonna keep up.

Boy, I'm not gonna- because we're not gonna keep up none of that shit. I'm not gonna warm. Every band, I'm not warming your power. At a point, once we won, is some of that shit is over with. You need to be reminded? Let's go on here.

We don't want it. They're over there. I feel like long as you do this. You don't have to do it 100% of the time, but like most of the time. You can't just stop. You got to do it some of the time. Yeah, not 100.

But you know, you know, every now and then you're on that motherfucker. But I- You gotta put out some positivity, bro. We can't just all have them thinking we're terrible niggas. Let them think what they think. You're right. That's the disguise. That's their problem. They always try to think for somebody else.

Fuck your shit. You need to let them think they're terrible, that, that, that, that, that- What? Uh-huh. I'm drunk. But you need to let them think we're terrible niggas or whatever, so that when they come across a real nigga or a good nigga or whatever. whatever, so, you know, we're good. Like, they appreciate that shit.

They don't want to appreciate it. You don't think so? That's all the good niggas will tell you. A bitch didn't appreciate me. You got to turn into a whole other nigga that don't give a fuck. You got to stop kidding. You got to. These bids just try to think for everybody

and trying to think about what you're doing, so this is why she's doing what she's doing. So, now, she ain't really doing what she want to do. She's doing what she then going to get her. the shit she won't from you because she's doing your thinking for you. And how you're going to think for somebody else? Well, he might think this if I do this or I do this. So now you're so...

I'm about to put this weed down because as much shit as you said, it made sense to me. That's why I laugh. Because 90% of the time when somebody got you fucked up, it always start off with, I thought you said. Well, I thought you was going to get mad because... So you got mad before I got mad? What the fuck are we talking about? That's what they do.

So you did some shit preemptively to prevent me from getting mad that only upset me? That only pips me out. That expedited the process. Got me mad or faster. Bitch, let me get mad how I get mad. If you know I'm going to get mad, let me get mad. But you won't get mad before I get mad because you know I'm going to get mad. Do you see how stupid that sounds?

You see how much dumb math you doing? Huh? Yeah. That's what they do. Sure. You know what? The more I read, the more I'm learning that this shit is all abuse anyway. It's abuse?

It's abuse. We're being abused? You ever had a motherfucker ask you how you feel about something and they got mad because you felt some way that they didn't feel? So how the fuck you mad at me? Do you mad that I don't give a fuck Yeah Why did you ask I wouldn't have never told you ain't give a fuck

But you just had to know Don't be the same type of women Not talking starting argument though You all had that When we get on here and we say this type of shit It'd always be women in the comments You fuck with the wrong They already aren't enough about my views

So your views in the opinions is fucked up, that's why. No, how? Because they saw your work when you were talking about these 600-pound people, they came... That's different.

It ain't. So that carry over to that. Bro, no video or asking how people think I'm a mean person. You are? Oh, God. You can't act like you ain't. You can't be pretending that well.

There's no way you're a nice person. It can't be. You're only nice to us because we've been. knowing you a long time. Nigger, I can't fake nice. That's what I'm saying. When you meet somebody else, you don't. They were like, hey, Justin, how you doing?

You be like, hey, motherfucker. And they don't know. Nope, nope, nope, nope. They don't know that you bullshit, but they're going to be like, yeah, he called me a bitch. Bro, I'm one of the nicest motherfucker you ever come across. I can't fake that shit. I can't fake nothing. I'm, what you see is what you mean.

You can be as nice as you want to. You ain't nicer than jail in. No, ain't, but, you know. Yeah, this is one of the cooler. That's why everybody love this nigga, right? It's the nicest nigga in the world. But it's a lot of nice, cool motherfuckers around him.

No, they just, you don't know. These niggas is a snap. They'll be cool one minute and then the next thing you know, niggins like, come in, let me fix your mic. Then try to choke you with the bitch. Oh. J-O-N genuinely one of the nicest niggas, bro. Burr's so cool, I'd be forgetting he back down sometimes.

Like, bro, I want to say that while we're on the subject. I just seen a nigger mad and his voice never changed. I don't know. Like, I'll be forgetting to be back. That's on, so I built down. Everybody's up over here. I forgot his head be over there. Motherfucking going to try to play.

I'm telling you, man. Shit ain't for real. Like, like, like, Nick, did you just start pimping? If I was to raise my voice, I would lower my frequency. He said shit like that. No, man, because that shit ain't cool, man. I'm telling you, Loz.

Shit, been fucked up. I tried to talk to him. The nigga got mad at me. And I ain't get, hey, man, we got a show to do. I'm not mean what for God damn. I just. I don't know. you got you are me you got everybody got different sides

ain't nobody nice all the time you raise a hell too so that's why you understand me what I'm saying is a motherfucker just the idea of nice think about a motherfucker's say they are being nice right that means you're not you really not because you're being or when they say you are being I'm trying to be nice to you know I'm trying to be nice

mean, exactly the same thing. Like, it's not how you are, it's how you're acting, it's how you being right now. Right. But ain't nobody, like, that's why nice is one of them. Kind is different. Nice. Yeah, those are two different things.

Kind is actually whatever the fuck. You could be mean and say some kind shit. That shit could be triggering because it's like, damn, this is you trying to be nice. This is the best you can do when you try. Fuck this. I'm listening. Hey.

Stop trying. Just be. Motherfucking. Because girls said that too. I was trying to be nice with. Well, what are you? I'm evil. You're like, oh, this bitch.

Okay, that's what we need. Go ahead and be who you gonna be, bitch. So, miss. Well, I guess I'm mad. I ain't what I am. But everybody got, you know, it's who you are in that moment. are in that moment.

Who you choose to be most of the time. I'm whoever a motherfucker made me. I'm the same all the way around. I don't let people change how I am. You come at me with some bullshit. Everybody don't like good shit. You're right. That's the lesson right there.

You got to learn the hard way. Everybody ain't out here looking for no good quality shit. See, Brin, you always have some shit to make me feel dawn. No, why? Because look, it be real, but you say some shit to make me feel dumb. I remember one time by saying something you and you said,

why you want to be a clown of their circus? And I were like, why would you want to be the clown at somebody else? No, but you know what I'm talking about? Because that's some shit you say. Don't let that motherfucker you know what? Don't let them manipulate you. When you're out here and you care too much, that's when you're going to fuck up. Don't care too much.

Act like you care a lot, but don't never care as much as you act like you care. The next time they try to hurt your feelings, they're going to have to work a little bit harder. Remember that shit. You don't let nobody change you, though? Don't let nobody change. If anybody make you mad or make you out of character, they got control.

All you got is your control. And then if you think about it, that make you a bitch because you shouldn't let nobody control you. Now you, look, look, look. You can't be getting out of character. Now you a bitch. Peter took a person. You know what I'm a bitch.

Like, you know, I ain't gonna be saying any of no bitch. Hey, I ain't gonna be too many of my bitch driving this motherfucker, man. I'm just saying, you're thinking about that shit's like, I don't want to be no bitch, so I'm gonna let this lie. Let somebody air you and your feelings.

What fuck you mean feelings? See, I'm talking? I listen to what people say, bro. Sometimes people are like, when they cut you off and they be like, Well, I feel. I don't want to talk to the motherfuckers who are always feeling.

Nick, what you think, though? Fuck how you feel. What are you thinking? Well, you're right. Because the thoughts is way easier to deal with than the feelings. The feelings didn't have been all up in your chest. The feelings get your ass in trouble.

Yeah. The feelings get you in jail. I don't know the feelings. I can talk with the thoughts. Yeah. What you're thinking is, you know, it's a different out. They both fucked up. Uh-oh.

They both fucked up. You could change your- Because the thoughts, you're going back to the shit you're trying to think for somebody else, niggas.

But that's the shit that makes you feel. I thought you was the whole name but it feels like that's all you can say or it because then

the motherfucker can tell you what it is because they have the problem be deciding what it is before you figure it out. Hmm? You ask

a motherfucker what's wrong. You're on their rocket signs today, bro. Look, if you answer some, Somebody was wrong, and they, you know what I'm saying, they own the shit of, oh, well, I ain't going to tell, like, they don't want to tell you what the problem is. Because it ain't no problem.

Because, yeah, the problem is bigger than the whole shit. You know what I'm saying? So these motherfuckers be sitting there holding on the shit and you make the smaller shit the bigger shit. That's what I'm saying. So it ain't never really a problem. No, it's a problem because you let it be a problem. I don't be letting it be a problem. I'm not talking about you.

Oh, you know me. I'd be like, for real? No, but I'm saying. If you let it. Hold that thought. Yeah. No. Well, I got to learn to be like that.

You got to let this, yeah. Maybe that's why people think of me. Do you think everybody as smart as you? Do I think everybody as smart as me or smarter me? As smart as you. Do you think you give people the benefit of the doubt of being at least as smart as you or smarter? Yeah. I don't.

That's the thing about it. I think that would be the biggest letdown. Like, you're stupid some bitch. But why would you sit there and argue with somebody if you already think they're stupid? I don't be thinking they're stupid. I do. That's why they argue them.

Okay. They're stupid. So maybe I need to just assume motherfuckers is stupid in you. Yeah. Especially if the argument is stupid. Have you ever changed somebody in mind? You can't change stupid. No, I ain't, yeah.

I ain't. This argument that they happen with you, they have had this argument. a hundred times. They got more experience being stupid than you do being smart. Mm. Mm.

They make me thinking some of my daddy used to have me. When you born this fucking stupid or did you get good at it over time? There's some shit they can say that hurt even worse than that in Mississippi. Old niggins to tell you, boy, you ain't shit. You wouldn't make a good pal.

I didn't hear it out, boy. I don't hear some country-ass shit, boy, especially when you're fucking up, boy. Those old, man, them old country motherfuckers and things and shit you'd hurt your goddamn feelings. And it'd make you wonder did they hear this from their people

and did they people hear this from a slave mouse and like, where this shit comes from? Because it hurts your fucking soul. Why would you say this to me? I don't hurt, my dad and told me I couldn't pull piss out of the boot if I turned it over. Oh, I couldn't hear the bull's ass

with a boat, palpillar. He insult me, just any way he could. But I think they would wait. They had them shit like waiting to use them. See, listen, somebody laughing at my fucking pain now. That ain't even necessary. Like, they had them bitches locked, like, if he fuck up, I'm gonna hit him with.

Like, they had so many of them. That was their humor. That was their funny. What do they get this shit from, though? So where do you get this shit from? To hurt the motherfuck of a thing. Like, they say certain things to you, to hurt you to the fucking cord like that.

And obviously it hurt me because I remember this shit and I remember where I heard it at when he told me this. So I wanted somebody to tell him that and he just passed the pain on the line to me. Yeah.

He probably gained it from life experience and he had to hold it until it was the right time. You probably was in the military? Oh, yeah. All that shit sound like shit they say in the military. All that boot camp shit.

This shit, they just, you know what I'm saying? But this shit is country, though. There's some country shit, though. Like, you didn't hear say some shit like when he feel like I'm being hard head. Oh, okay, so you don't go to the grocery store to find out how much butter it is. You want to stick your head up a bull's ass and see for yourself. Shit like that. I know ain't no Marines said that.

That's some old country-ass shit. Or the Marine could have said it. I don't know. But, no, we got black people always got some good phrases, dink. You don't believe fat-beat greasy. Shit like that. I used to not know what that's it. Yeah, shit like that.

The older you get, you're like, oh, that... Same thing, you don't believe shit's thing, you don't believe grits gross. Shit like that. They say... Mm-hmm. I just want to meet the first person. If I can travel through history, I want to meet the first person.

Just saying some shit like that. No, to really believe that shit that made that phrase popular. The first nigger who would be like, man, it's fat meat, but it ain't greasy. Like, when I think greasy and I think, think Vaseline, nigga. You're talking about that oil and shit? That ain't greased. That ain't grease. That ain't grease.

I don't want to hear that shit, man. Fatmy is greasy. Brick on with that bullshit, bro. It's oil. I'll give you that. Eat it up. Eat it up. Greasing oil ain't the same thing, nigga. Oil can be greasy. But greasy can never be oil, nigger. Grease can't be oil.

All right, nigga, go on here with that bullshit. He don't believe fat. Man, this is, no, I give them that. It's oil. It's oil. But it ain't greasy, nigga. When I think grease, I think it's like the skill of after you cook, nigga. Bacon is good.

Bacon, baking greasy. You feel, you feel me? No, we're talking about fat meat. Nah, man, come on fat meat. You're driving. You're talking about bacon, bacon. Is it pork? Is it pork?

Is it pork? Man, come on with that bullshit, bro. I don't get fucked. What kind of meat it is? What kind of meat it is? What kind of meat is? It ain't greasy, nigga. A hell don't believe fat back.

Nick on my mama, nigga. Niggins don't want a hit, though. Niggins don't want a hit nothing. Line it up And he got his ass whoop That's how he found out Fat beef was greasy That when you found out

He was greasy Nick got his ass who All right All right And had to put some fat Oh, he's greasy Here put this fat meat on your eye Nick walk around

I see what you're saying This shit green is I'm thinking about in the pad But when you put it up I'm scared Bro, look, you didn't hear me what I was saying, bro. No. Yeah, it's greasy.

They got some saying for you at all. Hey, that nigga whooping his ass. Say it's greasy. Staying's greasy. That be greasy. Save it. That be greasy. You tore me in his ass.

What? Tell everybody. That's what I thought, bitch, that, Nick. Choking them on camera. It's reason. You can't hear of that. What? That shit hilarious.

What my shoe wet, Nick. Oh, that's stupid. That's stupid. They're going to do that as a shit, now. I knew you found out. Fat meat from green. Hey, man. Grits for gritty.

Oh, you fuck, what you say? Yeah, all right. When you get through talking, nigg. Hey, make, get this big on me. So, bro, is finding out shit stink worse than fat meat greasy? Oh, is it. Because shit stank got to find out shit stank got to be a little worse than to find that. I mean, you should know shit stink.

I should hit your nose before you get up on. But if you got a strong, motherfucking. If you got to see it, it doesn't matter what you're saying. You go smell it as you're going to smell it as you're going to sing-in-ass shit. Let me see your mistake. But if you got to find out the hard way, though. Something wrong with your senses. What's the hard way?

What's you going to put your face down there? I don't know. There's a song that making you know it. They smell this duttle. How was that move where they made, uh, more, What was the move that made Mark and Freeman put his nose in the shit? You know, tell him. He had a bald head, and they made a sticky nose and some shit.

I watch too much TV. I don't know. Oh, that's what? What is that? You've seen it, you know what I'm trying? Not the grumpy old men. No, uh-uh, because I think he was in jail or boot camp or some shit. Oh, I don't know that.

He had a bald head, and they made a sticky nose and some shit. Uh-oh. No, that shit funny. Y'all stupid No, bro. You feel this dudo. Smell it, bro? Yeah, no, not get close.

Smell it, smell it. Now, wipe it on everything. Now, you've got shit everywhere. What's your own tight behind you? You're doing like this. Where's it got your shit tied behind your back, though? Oh, boom. You just fall over in the shit.

Hey, man, come roll with me over. That's just, man, that shit ain't supposed to still be funny. It's some what? He's stupid. Doodoo. You said it's on what, though? Ain't supposed to be what? That shit ain't even still supposed to be that funny.

Oh. At this point in life, man. Hey, man, it's just that up as that, bro. Yeah, because you still laugh at a nigga taking the shit. Because you understand. What's funny? It could have easily been anyone of us. If a niggas rushing to the bathroom and he got a doo-doo, you know what it is.

You're like, yeah. The crazy, everybody has had the moment. Everybody had your shit. And you know how that could have just easily been in you. Get the fuck out of my face, that. It did everything. Like, fine. People who shit in public and they run out.

I'm not doing that. They tried to hold it. This was a last resort shit. If I have the shit in public, I'd rather meet someone like a mall. Like, I'd fall off in the, Masons or Dillotsam? Oh, hell now. Yeah, I want a store separate.

What you mean? Like, I'm going to a store where, like, motherfuckers don't really be at. You know what? Like, what? Like, the Lowe's store. Bro, there's a lot of people in there. The Ross' own goods, though, that one.

Like, not the, you ain't going to the regular Ross. I'm going to shit that, you know what I'm saying? They got other shit. Go shit in Ashley's furniture. Well, yeah, because people don't shit when they're shopping for furniture. They don't shit, you know what I'm saying? And this is emergency shit.

You see what I'm saying? You go in there, look at the couch and then take your ass to the bathroom. You look at what time? What if you ain't got time to look at the cops? You do it? You just run your hand across it. Man, you know, spoils your ass together

all the way in front of the park. You see, you ain't got time to look at this fucking. Everybody got an exit plan when it ain't they turn to shit. The right shit hit you Don't none of your plans work You'll be shitting By out of 7 to 11

By some fucking fire ants If the shit hits you at the right time You will take your sock off And shit And wipe your ass with your jacket And rag on in your droves If the right shit hit you Hey

The right shit, man You fucked up. You had the shit so bad That one of your eyes didn't work for real. No, fuck that. I shit on myself in Walmart before. I was trying to make it to the back in the bathroom. I ain't want to shoot in the front of the bathroom. They're where everybody go.

You go to the back, you got a good chance somebody to spend what shoes you got on and you can walk around and stuff for a little while. When you shit like that, you got to shit to the closest one. Boy, you can't be too picky, man. You were shit at the eye duck. See, I remember when Lose said, take your socks off, I hadn't need my drawers and my socks in the toilet

because this shit that did you. It's over with. It's over. You got her, uh-uh. The right shit hit you, it's over. You ain't a grown man until you shit at Home Depot. I ain't need it, so I guess I'm gonna look at it. You'd be in there trying to buy shit for the house.

Then you be in there? You ain't nothing too lonely. Home Depot shit used their own products in the stuff. What you mean? Every one of them toilets should be different. You can see. You can see how it shit. All right

This is the new ones this shit You can shit in two But three That's the one you want to shit in Not too low to the ground My motherfuck going out here About going to go on the shit That's one of them

Inertia toilets You don't even flush it That would be the good time Because I don't know what it is about that motherfucker but that shit fuck your stomach up Probably be the price What When you find out how much shit costs

For the goddamn house For the inertia toilet No I'm talking about when you're in Home Depot You're making mad this shit? Yeah. Damn it. How much? All right, I'm gonna be bad.

But they should have all the shit in there. They should have all the sprays. You should be able to test out what spray work. Yeah. Notice that they didn't call it the House Depot. They don't sell, they don't even sell homes in there for real. Now they do. Online, I think.

They said everything else to make a goddamn home. You see it, the whole kitchen and shit been. in the back? Yeah, but he's supposed to be able to buy a whole home out there. I'm like to get this out of town of shit. I want to build me a container home. Fuck paying these people rent and mortgage

and all this and that shit. I'm going to build me a nice-ass container home. For real? I couldn't see that. You've been some nice thing. You seen it concerning? Yeah, I've seen it, but I'd much rather take me an old-school job.

A regular-ass. See, home is enough. Yeah. I couldn't be sitting up in the bitch. But once you remodel that old home and shit, you might as well gonna do that out, goddamn container home. You gonna cost about the same anyway.

And I'm by myself. You by yourself? Yeah. I ain't gonna live in it forever. You gonna get your shit stacked? I ain't thought about that much. I'm just interested now. I haven't thought about it.

I'm just interested now. You know how you'd be up in three and four in the morning and scrolling on Instagram and see how you motherfuckers got bulldoze and bring a crate here and a crate down and that thing. You know, they lay drywall and shit like that. The next house I get

gonna be one of them barn joints. One of the prefab houses. Or what? Barn Dominion. Bar Dement. Yeah. But see, that's what I'm saying. I'm not going to stay in this

motherfuckettling. Well, y'all's a country-ass, niggas. They're just some stand in there. We country-and-fuck. They're going to stand in the big. I'm definitely getting one. Either rent it or sell it. Because it's going to be nice.

You know, ain't staying in the bush. You're going to sleep on top. No, those born-a-meeting be big as fuck. Like, you don't even, like, they gut them out. They don't speak to have a little talk about it. I know. Yeah, I'm definitely going to be sitting in there

in an 8,000 square foot living room. That'd be big, boy. Old house living room. The whole house. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Everything just fly. Ain't no, all the doors just fly. Close off some shit.

Ain't no real doors. You know, only motherfucker that's going to have me a fucking moonroof in the house, man. All that. Let me be nice, though. No, you can get your house convertible, a lot of way. I don't have my shit open up. Like, Mercedes Ben.

stadium, Nick. This container house is more of an investment. This is just some shit. I want to stay in right now. Stack me some bread. You want to live like a super villain. No. He won't. Yeah, he won't. Yeah. This is my accountant or some shit like that. No, no, no, no, no. You want to be dog. Every since I've switched to the container home. He's going to have a little thing. He's going to have a little handprint thing. No, hell not. Yeah, yeah. You all spent too much money to do that. I'm not well, way to stay in the fucking regular house. Oh, that shit cheap. How is it cheap? Is it cheaper than the regular door not. You get it from China.

Is it a regular in the regular door? If it costs more than that quicks it or whatever that shit is. Well, that shit ain't cheap. That's what I'm trying to tell you, man. Like, ain't nothing. Once you get into that shit, you're going to be like, okay, let me get the $20 door, and you go see, that's the door. You're like, oh, yeah, I can't get this.

Some shit I want to. You might well just take the door off the hinges. This shit, it's the light. It isn't different to let motherfuckers know you got this cheap goddamn door. Being a parent is basically a juggling act. Dinner, hockey practice, homework, a last-minute science project, and someone's always, always shouting for you from another room. So, yeah, I'll take any shortcuts that actually works.

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or wherever you get your podcast. I do want some shit with a heated driveway, though. Bro, I've seen some shit like that in, um, and for Side County, it's a dude.

No, It's a dude who's a railroad conductor. He got a house out there. It's called La Ravre. That's French for the Dream. He got a heated driveway. That bitch nice as fuck. Yeah.

You got to have some shit like that. It's in front of high county, up the road. That bitch nice. That's where you got that bread, bro. Yeah, with your driveway, heated. Yeah, brother, you got to have it, though. He's got to have a bathroom floors. All this shit, you know.

Nigger don't want his toes cold when he got to wake up in the morning. They get out the child. But there'd be different problems. Nick, the heated driveway won't cut off. It's summertime. Niggas shoes melt. Right. It won't go off.

Driveway 400. Niggas tires are hot. The nigga tired melts in the driveway and the meat won't go off. We got the goddamn house. We got the AC full black man. That's a big argument, too, though. Who that fuck left the goddamn driveway heat on?

No. Pull up, baby. It's just hot as fucking the driveway. God damn. It's made like hell. Who turned it on? Man can't come out here the next week. God damn, that always be this shit, too.

You can't never get the shit fixed a media. You got a mark on the ground. You got to call the nigga that built the house. That's what I'm saying? Like, even if you got people there. Yeah, because who you called? To fix a heated driveway. The nigga that built the house.

You got to. You got to. And the shit, he's about to come over there and say, you ain't going to want to hear this shit. It's not like your motor than burn up. If you got the money for a heated driveway, you don't get a phone. It's to go ahead and we're going to have to.

It's going to be $17,000 for the parts. If you got a heated driveway, you don't give a fuck. No, you don't. Look, Google, that's spot off telling you about you get a change. That shit nice. But I get the more money and more proud of shit. I'm trying to get to the level of money with. No matter how much some shit costs, I got to act like they still inconvenience than me.

And they need to hurry up and get the work. Right now. Mr. Miller, you know that's going to be $37,000. God damn it. Can we get it done? Can we get it done? Come on, man. That time for this shit.

Like, you what fuck you're telling me? Why fuck you're telling me, bro? Get to work. Put your hands on something. You're insulting me, motherfucker. I wouldn't be here. Hey, can I speak to your supervisor? Because you keep bringing up this money shit

like that's going to change the conversation. What Morris said in? I need my fucking driveway cut off, man. My kids in that out. I wouldn't be here if I couldn't be here. You're about to burn the house up. Come on, man. Hey, it's the middle of the song.

No, I'm, no, don't put me back on hold. Don't put me back. Let me talk to somebody, man. We're supposed to have a pool party. Niggas tired popping on your driveway? Hey, man. You can't come out with no May pops on. Fuck.

Hey. I didn't melt it four-air flip-flops, man. Fucking up my easy slides. This shit. Oh, yeah, no, I'm literally going straight to. They meldsing like a song, but you might well. You might be, you know, I might not. You're leaving the whole goddamn gaiter on the fucking pavement.

It's level to this shit. That's my money, though. He's the driver. What's the point, though? It ain't no point. Put the snow. Not even, because that snow ain't bothering the shit else. It's just a flex.

It's a flex. You got to really hate snow. But what if you live up a hill? What if you got to go up a hill to get to your shit? It'd be perfect for that. No, I'm saying Before you even get to your heated driveway You gotta go up a fucking hill

That ain't heated Oh, you don't got enough money If you don't own that hill That's what I'm saying You shouldn't be worried about No heated driveway So you figure out How you can buy the rest of that fucking hill

Hey You try to heat the city Hey, you know what I'm saying? That ain't goddamn job, man I'm gonna go get my mail I didn't say I bought all the houses I said I bought the old West 34th Street But what's the point, though?

You can't get up this on a bit to your hill. You can't get to your head though. You leave your dryway. You leave your heated driveway. So you're going to do a grocery or some shit. Well, that's gags for too. You can't get back to your guy? No, no, no, no.

He told you. I heated the whole road. No. I heated my whole name. Thank you, man. I'm staying there by myself. Thank me later. I'm like loss.

I'm staying there by myself. Yeah. It don't matter if I got it. I want that, though. That'd be a nice little luxury to have. The heated bathroom from. That's not you. Y'all got, all right, man.

What's your shit? I'm talking about a heat of bathroom growing and driving. I'm talking about some opulent shit. What you're going to have at your shit? I'm just saying, you getting practical shit that ain't, like I'm saying. I want some impractical shit, too. I'm getting everything in that bitch. You understand, going to have every, whatever mood I feel like.

You're the nigga going to have a handprinting and shit. I'm going to have terrariums. Okay. With animals, different ones. One with the air The birds Tropical shit Another one

Lizness and shit Worms and fucking Niggins and no Ain't gonna have no worm I mean if that's what they They got to be the main thing I'm not going from having Nice and fucking excited birds

So what's gonna be in earth Look at my earring I got some grubs I had a cane toad in there Hey the toe keep eating on my mill words The crickets So what's in the earth one? No, it's going to be reptile and shit like that

Like exotic. We're still excited. We're not, you know what I'm saying? Whatever they might have to eat there. So, bro, you're going to handle the animals and you're going to have the aquarium with the, what do you go? So you don't have a crib full of ecosystem? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So you fuck with animals like that? You want to deal with like Tarzan and me doing this shit? Real Tarzan on Instagram? You want to fuck with snakes and all that? This ain't in the main house now. I'm going to damn what house and I'm saying? Do you fuck with it?

This ain't, Nick, I'm not sleeping in the middle of the zoo. Like, Nick. No. You see, they do got them hotels where you can sleep in there to be like. Lions and shit. Because like he said, the ecosystem. They self-sustainment type shit. But the price alone would make me not do that.

Because you imagine, though, you're going to see them out there and you think you can just go and run out to the car right quick. Yeah, I'll go out there and see you step around the corner. You see a big bitch that's lying, nigga. You're going to shit. But they got to be a way. You probably got to call some people to say, hey, I need to run to the car.

I want to go outside and smoke. And they got to come in. And what they go do? It's lines outside and you're going to go outside. But they're going to walk you to the car. No. Hey, man, don't want me to go. Man, what the fuck is?

You speak. No, I'm saying. Like, they do they do a line. You got to call another line. Exactly, bro. Because how do you get in the crib, though? It's a way, it's like, once you get in, they probably release them.

That's just so happening to say you do get out there. No, they hurry everything. Now they, and they walk up while you in there. Who? The fucking four lines that's supposed to come up to your window. Why are you in that, motherfucker? You fall. Exactly.

You risk that. No, I'm saying. So, like, let's say you go on this to this retreat or whatever, and you got to leave at some point. Ain't no way you just go in this bitch and you stay in there the whole time you're in there. You don't leave at all. You don't go out and the door at all.

So it got to be a way for you to leave, like, how do you leave and go back home? Did they put the... You got to just run to the fucking car? You got to take your chances? It ain't out now. I'm sure the same people who walked you up in there, bitch, know how to get you out.

Yeah, I mean, it ain't no shit you could just be in a patient. They probably let them out at a certain time. That's what I'm saying. So do you pick up the phone and call them and say, hey, we want to go tour the city today? I don't know. No, if you don't want to see this shit, don't be out here. That's going.

Ain't none of that goddamn. Hey, well, you're out here. I don't even play with kiddie cats. So I'm not going to no fucking spot with no lions there motherfuckers always say this shit, bro, but you just know it could be any wild animal, nigga. If you see a wild animal outside, if you're from the country, it's going to fuck you up.

We don't know about bomb cats. A pussy-ass animal is scared of shit out of the year. Y'all got bald cats in Mississippi? Yeah, but not a whole lot. Bro, we'll see ball cats. I stay on the dirt road. We'll see them bitch walk up and down the guy. They're not plentiful, but we'll see them bitch.

Bald cats are like. a big cat in Chicago. There's a big cat? Recently, motherfuck was on the news talking about that shit. You see, may I start

that motherfucker slither it? Man, they don't start bringing shit now called Ligers. You know? Yeah, yeah.

Now it's been out, but, yeah. Yeah, they're going to stop, bro. I don't fuck around with them. Y'all be seen them people at the zoo wrestling with the goddamn

tiger with the rope and shit trying to see how the strength is and the goddamn lions and tigers and shit. just be puzzling, motherfucking effortlessly. That shit, yeah. Man, I'm telling me.

I ain't playing with that shit. Don't. Bro, I'm telling me, I'm not playing with that. Nigga, I should. It ain't even got to be a, a turkey. A turkey. A peacock. I don't play with animals.

A fucking crow. I don't play with no goddamn hell. Because a part of you going to be, like, you ain't going to fight no animal. Like, you know, you put your head down and fight a person. But like an animal, like, you're going to be like It's a little of like

I'm trying to keep this motherfucker away from my face still No matter what animal it is I've seen a video where a motherfucker be getting chased By moose inside of their garages and shit like that People be bears be mowed up on people Yeah I forgot what state of it is people out there in the snow And they got to have the run inside of

Or goddamn shed and close the door called moose Men crimp up on them and shit They got moose that that's all boy Now kangaroo I'm shooting that bitch They got the shit, ain't that in like Maine and Vermont. What about the Moose and shit? Wherever they be, it'll be young. Moose.

Oh, yeah, no. They come up. In that northwest? None bitch a big of shit, boy. None bitch a big as shit. Alaska. And they just walk up on you. And the people don't even be hearing them.

I'm like, what the fuck? You don't hear this big song bitch walking up on you? No. They don't. You don't hear elephants for real. Elephants ain't no pound. I mean, maybe if it's a whole. bunch of them, but they ain't loud.

I'm not playing with no animals. For real? Fuck, no. The bottom of their feet softest shit. Like, that shit go in. They ain't even walking on the bottom on their feet, goddamn, really. They tip-toe.

I mean, they just, like, that shit, like, almost like shock absorber. Yeah. Yeah, they just tip-torn, bro. That shit ain't loud. Unless they done, like, a... The ground ain't going to shake, of course. No, no, the niggas can stalk.

You know what I'm saying? But for the most part, if they just walk in, they... Oh. You won't hear that shit? Bro, we need this show where we're watching nature shit. Let's do it. You think people are ready for me to watch it on the screen. Yeah.

Let's do it. You'll do it. You'll do wonderful in there. I'm going to hold y'all to it. Let's do it. This is the first episode. Let's do it. This is the intro right here. We're not doing it tonight.

No, you know, like the old white... I forgot some shit. David Attenborough, we gotta do the narrations. Let's do it. Mm-hmm. Animals are very fascinating anyway. Because I just really recently found out, you know, the difference between the snakes that give live birth and then, you know, eggs and shit like. Mm-hmm.

For a while. Yeah, you didn't know snakes, all snakes on legs? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that. They just shoot them out. Some type of viper snakes, though. Ovo-vivorous.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are- Let me stop, because I don't want to job. No. You know what the fuck you're talking about. That's exactly what it is. I ain't want to try to pronounce that shit up here and people all in the comment,

somebody he said it wrong, but you just said it again. It's over-vivorous. That's exactly what it is. Oh, shit like watermockers and shit like that. It's a lot. God damn Bushmaster. Yeah, they come out. They have live birth.

I'm really like, really like, in fall of The cotton mouth, the waterbox. And you have people all on the internet fucking with them talking about they don't chase you shit. I don't know where y'all been. Hey man, what's coming up, Clayton? English majors, man. Y'all can tune in, man.

I just got it from my three episodes. How long how many season you got and I just got my friend? Come on. We come on. You got to be part of the league chosen fugitives. Season two. But I did with seasons. It's the same year.

What's been popping on? I got season two, but Well, I just want to talk shit because I'm just not being invited, but I'm going to down. That's what it's for. But it's going to be on for 36 seasons, like the Simpsons, man. For like the Simpsons? Yeah. We do a lot of predictions.

I know. Yeah. I'm in the loop. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of predictions. Some of them come true. Brother, you're a profit.

No, I don't want to be a prophet. You a man of the people? I'll take some profit, but I don't want to be a prophet. You know what I'm saying? Too much coming with the prophet. and then, you know what I'm saying? They always try to take down the profit. Yeah.

I want to break in the prophet. You ain't no false profit, though. They take down their false profit. It's a difference. Yeah, because you can't. Just make sure you stay on the side of the righteous. The righteous got to stay on the side of me. Because that's what's happening.

A line you said. My fuck's just trying to move what the righteousness is. Yeah. Your righteousness can't be varied by the search. Your righteousness got to be where it's at, but your righteousness can't be like, oh, but if this happened, but if there ain't no but if... You know where it's supposed to be, right between your principles and your morals. Come on, man. Yeah.

Everybody won't be right, don't anybody want to be righteous. Right. You know what I'm saying? I don't care about being right. Amen. Let me be righteous. That's why that shit worked. work. Justin, what you got going on?

Hey, you know, I got these dates coming up. I'm about to start my Colone podcast back up, but I'm doing that, you know, some old shit. Just stay tuned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same shit. We're working out here. Seeing what's coming up. Seeing how many dates I'm getting on that spindle block tour y'all got coming up. Yeah, you need to do that. Yeah. Wait for a first need it. What it is? Detroit. Yeah. When it is. September.

September 7th? Six? Six? Yeah. And then we in Indianapolis on the 7th, right? See, that's what... I just heard that we were gonna be in the state farmer in Atlanta this year. That's biggest fault.

Yeah, we'll probably do that. Yeah, we probably do that. Probably make it look like birthday bash in there or something. Right. Probably had to call somebody to come out there and perform with us or something. You got to, that's state form. You know, probably got to go on here and start making the call. Now, I don't know who we're going to get.

I'm trying to see what if 3,000 want to come do something, man. What if he want to play? He might want to play the flu. He might want to perform hey-ya or something. He might. You get three stands. He can play what the fuck. He want to play.

Just as long as he can't. He might do all his hits. Big boy might come out. He was over there in the hood. He was over there around the corner playing right over there. Yeah. Off Metropolitan. I don't know who.

Jesus. it might bring the orchestra. Jesus is going to make him put a suit on. Jesus is going to bring an orchestra. He's been, you know, he's doing this shit with the orchestra. I know, he's got an orchestra now? That's what the show is about. Jesus in the orchestra.

So he's going around with an orchestra. Yeah, he got an orchestra, Nick. So he's Ray Charles. No, he's Jesus of the Snowman. He's doing the 101. But I'm saying, he's Ray Charles. Ray Charles had an orchestra. They're playing all his songs, yeah, from 101.

Oh, but he's Jesus of the Snowman. You know, how many people is an orchestra? Oh, uh. Because what's a, what's an orchestra? Nigger, an orchestra. My niggas got an over. No, I don't know me behind it. You can't low in me on the orchestra.

Nicky got an obo. 75 piece orchestra. That's crazy. Nick got an obo section. You can't just have one. No. Nick, that's a band. Oh, this ain't even an elbow.

You got a nigga with an obo, a nigga with a violin, a nigga with a trumpet. That's a band. That ain't an orchestra. A nigga got a bassoon. Do we got a band? do we got an orchestra? The name got a bazoon, section.

He got to have, all of these have to have sections to be an orchestra. Did I tell you about the flutes? Or orchestral band? That nigga got the flutes, man. And the clarinets.

Okay. I think he got the real neil, okay. French ones too, knicks. French, oh, there's a baritone and a bass.

Okay, so we got an orchestra. Hell yeah. Cusophone back. Trombone. It ain't just a bit, me ain't got nobody on those I live on. It's two trachone.

trombones, niggins. Ain't no xylophone. The nigger got the jazz trombone. What if he got one, bro? Then he got an orchestra. We got to pull up to YouTube. We got to put up on YouTube. That's going to be the new season.

That's going to be on TV. You don't believe. You don't believe Jesus got an orchestra. Wait a minute. So when I tell you, when I tell you, when I tell you Jiz got an orchestra, what in your fucking rabid-ass man made you eliminate the fact that they have a fucking xylophone,

nigger, of course. That's just like, what song got this other phone in it? You'll never know, but once they play it, you're gonna be like, God damn, this song got a zololophone in it. This is the only fucking got this. The soul survivor got a zolophone in it. You want to know. Ding.

Ting. Don't get caught, got a zolophone in. So now you're gonna ask, what's next? You're gonna ask if a nigga got symbols? He got, he got this man. The nigger who just played the little shit where it goes, shh. No, the nigger, the nigger that make the,

whole orchestra playing how they're A maestro? Oh, you're talking about... He do it? He do it? Who? He do it? No, he do it?

Oh, no. It's like three of them. He's like three of them. But he got the people in his tucks behind him with the instruments playing, so it's like a symphony of a... But he got, he got a maestro. Amen.

Oh, no, amen. And I know there's a saxophone. I don't miss the ticket sale because I have some shit going on. There is definitely... And there is definitely a fucking trumpet. Sound like y'all need to go, man. Regular trumpet and jazz.

If somebody out now, I'm re-selling tickets. I want to hear. All right, bro. I don't know. Okay. So we got orchestra. I'm just saying. Because, you know, motherfuckers, y'all, y'all love to throw on some extra.

And he got a nigga playing the cast. Man, that nigga had a whole orchestra. He do. That nigga had a guitar. And he had a guitar. Man, that shit is going to be live in hell, man. Does he want to cast your keyboard on there, bro? Brist said to cancel your keyboard.

No, that don't sound. That's not a goddamn. And y'all niggas don't know orchestra, bro. So we gotta rock guitar? Man. There is. He got some real classical shit. But it ain't no, it ain't gonna be no opera, it's a party.

Hey, you asked if they had a conductor. Not only do they got a conductor. He got the little stick, nigga. He better have a stick. They were making the doodle. When they play that new cheesy, all the dope boys go crazy. Yeah, we're going ham. He put it up.

Yeah. A little white dude named Peter, bro. Peter. He studied music. You can play over 17 instruments. That shit ain't going to be fine, though. Yeah. There's a couple of rappers that's done it already.

I think Tim did it. Who else could do it? A lot of rappers could do it because O.J, the Juice, came on 85 and the J-O-N there. That was his first time ever performing with the live band. Yeah. A lot of it needs to have it. We need to hear.

We need to do another season of that, too. Definitely did that. We really don't need it. I mean, you know, some music I'm glad coming out, but it seems like all the young people just discovering the old, so. Yeah. I appreciate that shit, too.

My nephew would be robbed with me. You were like, man, oh, y'all music were better than that music. I'm like, well, I'm glad you said it because, hell, save me time from saying, man, they really fought with it, especially not being playing shit, like, Biggie and Ice Cube, pop, god damn. Especially, like, Jesus shit.

From back in, like, 06, 06. having the shit right there. They appreciate that shit. I ain't going to say all the teens do because, you know, they're going to listen to their shit. They listen to this shit. They don't like that shit we listen to. They need to. But that's how you know

the music going to survive. Because every generation that come after, the generation before they didn't fuck with it. That's how you knew the shit was going to lay. That's how you know it's still evolving. I think our generation don't think all the ones that just fuck with just about anything.

Plus the young... Yeah, they're not making that shit for us. Yeah, but we fought with a lot of... Once you get past a certain age, do you understand that young niggas don't want you liking their shit? You aren't... He's like, bro, damn, we gotta go to something up, right? Yeah, we're a little funny liking that.

Old niggins that started fucking with it. We all dead. What you know about that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's how it be. That's how it was. You ever notice when you tell a young nigga some shit you like, that's the first shit they say,

man, that's your old. Who is that? You like that old shit? Yeah. I just not, I ain't going to even say it because they're going to tap my ass up in the comment. Nope.

But I just not should start recently listening to this rapper. The same way we don't want things up our classics, they don't want us fucking up there. I go back and listen to juvenile 400 degrees and it just be like that. But that was our shit, though.

That was our shit. You know what I'm saying? That was our shit. We listened to that shit. Even sonically, music gang sounded like it was just a different. I don't know what they use now. Sometimes that shit be overproduced. Shit need to be undermined.

All right. We got to get the fuck out of here, man. Because we'll fuck around and get to breaking this shit down and we'll never get up. We'll never finish. always do. There's never ending, that's the point.

Yeah, that's an awful lot of cough, sir. Nick, I just realized what your fucking shirt said. That's crazy, yeah. I know your shirt says something about bitch-a-ass. What do you say? It says, that's such-scrush.

Really than your bitch-ass. Oh, okay. I mean, I know what it's say, now, damn. I feel it's tough. That's Bigfoot. I feel better not knowing what the motherfuckers say.

Really than your bitch-ass. Like, what kind of shit is to find out that that wasn't a fucking shirt. You got to read, you read it out loud. You got to read. Right, I feel stupid now. It wasn't personal. This message ain't about for me to you.

Nigga, Bigfoot said this. Yeah, but he said it to me. No, Bigfoot, I ain't say that. Yes, he did. Bigfoot don't even talk like that. You think it real of Bigfoot? Bigfoot would call you a bitch-ass-digger. You think it real a Bigfoot?

Huh? Yeah. That squat, or whoever they meet 20-Cee. Yeah, I don't know if it's a month. I don't know primate or shit like that. I do think there's some shit out there that ain't like us. Well, I hope you're going to come across my yard

because we're going to know. What if that shit don't work? Well, we're going to know still because it didn't work. They ain't found nothing. Because I ain't going to lie to it. Leading back to this mother. They ain't never found a body or nothing. And all the cameras I got around my shit,

some are going to be on that bitch. I think the motherfuckers really live underground. Got to. Like the caveman. When the cave man's not underground, he's just in the cave. So, no. It's my fucking right. Oh, the end of earth.

You see what I'm saying? I think that's where they live in, for real. In the caves, niggins. It's caves that cover. I've learned not to... It's the underground cave system. Yeah. I've learned not to disregard a lot of this shit.

Because, you know, back in the day, I would disregard aliens like a son of a bit. I ain't going to get on that. Whatever. If we were fin to go, we can go. I ain't going to get on that shit. This is a nigga about to tell an alien. No.

Some shit that's gonna get our whole page deleted. They're gonna come in here. I ain't gonna start that shit, nope, no, no, no. There's gonna be some white men in the suit on the movie. You can go outside. You're gonna go in it, nope. Hey, hey, hey, give us those cameras. Man, Justin got our whole shit, fucks up, man.

I almost got away with it until. That's when they found. Will Smith, the Trump of Lee Jones will come in here and cover skate all this shit. On a pipe-eyed chicken wing. And three people are a credit card that went back to a Walmart cash center. But yeah, man, that was a good exhibition talking shit with you young gentleman, and I hope you stay focused in the future.

85 South Show. We up this. Yeah. I know he has a reputation, but it's going to catch up to him. Gabe Ortiz is a cop. His brother, Larry, a mystery Gabe didn't want to solve until it was too late. He was the head of this gang. You're going to push that line for the cause.

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