The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - KARLOUS MILLER & DC YOUNG FLY in the Trap | 85 South Show Podcast
Episode Date: June 7, 2024Karlous & DC chop it up and reminisce in the TRAP! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for pr...ivacy information.
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And we got better shirts than Levi.
We do.
We do.
They just don't give them to me.
It's Jeff Falk.
They give me all the free shit.
I don't want nothing that the free niggas get.
She's a nigga here.
Look, look, look, look, look where they went to go get me, y'all.
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This the one we got for you, Flap.
This is the one you're going to sleep in.
You put your bitch in.
That one you want to see some ad cheats up on them.
Y'all, y'all want to see my ad cheat?
That's crazy.
Let her go to sleep in that.
You got to go sleep in that.
Death gives her pussy in that, motherfucker.
That's an 85-self, motherfucker.
I know you can.
You, that's all we back.
Hey, man, we don't have no holes that work here.
And I'd be trying to tag these niggins.
It's too many holly.
Not saying that y'all job is in jeopardy.
No, we just need some hosers, but like some...
Please, that's all...
Just the look at.
They're like two hoes.
Not the one that's over there, because they be working.
We need some people that egos is going to stay the same.
We'll have to have a closed-door meeting.
We should have been able to get some holes on that.
That's appreciative to be in this.
We need some hoes that just need a little help.
I want to mention me happy when she looks at these posters.
I want her to smile.
That's the ad we need to do.
Are you a whore?
Oh, you are a nice, certified whore?
Honesome whore.
We're looking for a wholesome horse.
1,885 wholesome horse.
Yeah, we're trying to hire you for some non-sexual favors.
Facts.
Not looking for pussy.
We just want to look at you doing wholesome shit.
Doing the shit that hoes do
Doing the shit that holes do
But while you're being hosal
All right
Take one
85 South Show
The Big Business Tour
Come on man
We're changing it up on them
Bro
We went out here and showed them
We geto legends
And we didn't
I think we don't did
The three-legged monsters
We don't did all the type
I don't know who the fuck came up
That name
The three-legged monster
The three-legged monster
Ha ha!
But that's exactly what I'm talking about.
We're going to be the three-legged monsters.
The three-legged monsters on our way to Baltimore.
We're going to be at the Mississippi Employees Insurance Arena.
Yeah.
The employers.
I think we already understand that they don't have insurance in that arena.
But the employees have insurance.
Which they should.
It's going to be June 1st and the 2nd.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
So you tell me, we didn't sold out one.
We had to add another.
Yeah, June 1st.
I don't even know why we promoted.
Man, that show sold out.
We had to add June 2nd.
So all the people who can't make it to June 1st
come to the second show that has been added in Baltimore.
Add the Chief State, man.
Cheeses, oh, no, that's a Chesapeake.
That shit, they look like a Chesapeake.
The nigga said, Chief, it's Chesapeake.
Okay, okay.
I ain't see the Chesapea.
Man, hurry up and get them tickets, me.
My nigga can't even reach, bro.
Can y'all help us?
Come on, man, y'all says it's living in square.
You know, that's all I do.
Cheesecake arena
That shit looked like cheese right now
But man, hit the website
Grab the tickets, bro
We want to have two sold-out shows
On the big business tour
June 1st, June 2nd
I love Baltimore, man
You never know
I love Baltimore, man
I love Baltimore
Bro, I'm we pulling up on the avenue
What, the avenue
Avenue
We got two shows up there
June 1st June 6
It's two
Two shows
On the afternoon
We got two shows up there
And that Chesape
The website
What is the website?
85South.com?
85South Show.com then.
Shit, and make sure y'all going to get that app, man.
China 85, man.
Because you can buy tickets on the app.
You know what?
That way we're going to have to start directing you,
motherfucker, to the app to buy the tickets.
Yeah, because they love is when it's free.
Go to China 85.
It's a difference.
Dot com to buy the ticket.
This shit hit different when you pay for it.
Nigger think we got the tickets in our pocket.
This ain't 2002.
It ain't.
You don't bring a general admission
at the dope. You get that shit.
It's already digitalized.
Hell wrong with y'all. We ain't got the...
Man, we ain't tearing shit, all. This ain't no raffle.
Hey, I'm gonna need... We could come up with a link, though,
for what people would be like, bro, give me some tickets,
and then we could just type their name in
and they shit to be on them.
No, don't say that, because then that niggum be like,
where that link you were talking about?
No, we're going to have the link.
I know, but they're going to have a nigga. We can only put them on them.
They ain't going to want to buy it. They're going to be worrying about the link.
Yeah, exactly.
Hey, man, I know you got this shit on your phone when you can put that.
Yeah, that'd be hard.
Me, the nigga, all way in Tennessee.
Hey, man, you know, I'm trying to go to that Baltimore show.
Where the link?
You're like, man, buy the ticket.
No, give me that link.
Put me on that link.
I want to me in that little, that free link you were talking about.
No, this is the guest link.
Yeah, put me on that one.
It's full.
Yeah, my girl, my baby.
Hold on, she in the bathroom.
Hold up.
You know, a nigga grab your whole spot.
Like, man, let go with me, man.
Let me, hold up.
Hold on, hold up.
Don't leave you yet.
Hold on.
Don't leave you yet.
Hold up.
Hey, hold up.
Hold on, hold up.
I'm gonna call my brother.
Hold on a look.
So you can put him on the link.
He's been fucking with you.
He been fucking with you.
Y'all was at the trap
when he was just yelled.
When y'all did that, look.
Most definitely.
Bro, tell him you fuck with him so he can put you in the link.
Like, bro, what?
We go through too much, bro.
Buy the ticket like the white folk and sit out.
I want to do white people got to go through this shit.
Yeah.
As soon as they post that shit, that shit sold out.
Don't know.
Dix day.
Ain't nobody after no link.
They don't want to.
No, late.
They don't want none.
They're there early.
I was talking about it early,
where the nigger really got to start the show on time.
Show started at 9.
They're pulling up at 6 o'clock.
Six o'clock.
They got their tail game and party.
I'll be pulling up.
Niggas, a nigga pulling up while I'm pulling up.
Why?
I'm going to walk in with you.
I'm going to walk in with you.
You got that late.
I still ain't bought my ticket yet.
This nigga walk in two by the ticket at the arena.
You late?
We just said this shit
sold out.
What the head you're going to sit?
Every day, every day.
Every day.
They don't know this shit is stressful, bro.
You call you one hour before the show.
Hey, bro, we're out here.
What do you mean?
It's us.
Who?
I got my mama with me.
Why you brought her ass?
You'd be trying to look out
and be like, how many you need?
10, 11.
I need 15, bro.
Me plus 15.
What's the real name?
Man, I can't.
Man, put that shit.
shit under my girl name, bro.
What's her name?
Nick, still on the run, man.
Nika, won't tell you what name?
Man.
Then text you back.
Put them under, put them under, put them under, put them under,
that's H-S-H-H-E-R-R-E-E-th, put them under Sharitha.
Let's go to the website, man.
Buy the ticket so you can know your shit confirmed,
and you ain't got a guess if you're going to go.
you ain't got a
guess what you're going to sit
your ticket
gonna tell your stupid ass
what you bought
where you're going to sit at
what time to beat up
don't
ask
a shit man
we're fucking coming
if the show started at 8
if the show started at 8
your bitch ass
need to be cranky your car
real good solid time
because I know nigger
about a 645
Oh, you better than me.
I was going to tell them, they need to be pogging at 6.30.
No, because I know how black people be irritable when they sit.
You know, when niggas being there, I already been 20 minutes ago about, they're like,
man, god, damn.
They don't need no what to do.
He's like, man, we're in the goddamn show back, man.
I'm like, man, you just got to be there.
Sit down.
Enjoy the aesthetic there.
Oh, it's some shit fin to go on.
Some niggas done so.
If you tell them the show started eight, they don't even lead them.
How was the 830?
Thinking we, I don't know how they expect.
What they think?
You're going to miss it.
Ain't nobody on the show but us.
It's us.
I don't think that who ain't no features.
Ain't no surprise guest.
I don't know who you think going to happen.
Ain't nobody up there playing spades.
When that bitch say 8 o'clock, 815, man,
I black ass on that stage, man.
Can't come back there.
Y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
Come on, brus.
Eight, oh, wait.
808, but we ain't bushing.
You know what time we're going to be there at 7.30,
knowing that we got a show at 8 o'clock.
So can y'all please get there on time?
I'm going to be there earlier than that,
because I don't like sitting in that traffic.
That shit makes my anxiety go up.
For real, you don't like that shit?
I hate that shit.
That's the worst part about doing this shit for me.
It's getting to the fucking venue.
Hey, you got to come around the back.
Uh-huh.
Then...
Securing God don't need nowhere to go.
Before you even get to what you're supposed to be,
you got to stop and talk to Ms. Stephanie.
Now, she liked to play, but I know you ain't in the mood to play.
She's going to act like she don't know who you is.
She's going to let you through there, then come around
and you're going to be looking for Mr. Walker.
Right.
It's going to be a great truck and a hot dog stand right there.
That ain't where you're supposed to be.
That ain't where you're supposed to be.
If you see the hot dog stand.
You're on the wrong what.
I'll tell you what.
Call me.
I'm going to come outside.
Now I've got to get your number.
I'm going to come outside.
Hold on, wait a minute.
This Carlo?
No, Carlo's on the phone.
Hold on, bro.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
I'm going to drop the location.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Where are you at?
Hold on.
Did you get it?
Then you asked a nigga don't need to know where to go.
Hey, what the talent is?
You on the show?
Meek, me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't need to know.
They're my first day.
You aren't going to be paid up to 45 day later.
Nicky, this is net pay.
What you mean is your first day?
You ain't on the clock.
You a volunteer.
That's the worst shit.
I will drive from here to New Mexico,
but I need a motherfucker to drive me to that fucking show.
As soon as I get in the car, I'd be like,
time for this shit right here.
Exactly.
I'd be feeling like I got a shit.
I'd be more nervous to drive to get to the talent interest
than the fucking show.
Because soon as I'll be like,
I don't feel like dealing with this shit.
But they got to know, though
That's why they got to have a flyer
with our name on it.
So when we get there, what's your name?
Man, look at the picture.
I see the picture, but what's your name?
Mitch, I look like the picture.
It's me, nigga.
I'm the only motherfucker who ain't here yet.
I'm trying to imitate the picture.
Man, let me tell you how I know that it ain't just me,
I'm going to tell you how I know it ain't just me.
Duval fly in and go straight to the shit.
It'd be two, three o'clock in a half,
to do him. He go when they do the set up
on the stage. He just be back there chilling.
Right. Oh, he's staying in there.
Yeah, because he's going to fly home after the show.
He just fly in and go straight to the shit
and beat up. He beat up. I'm like, man.
That's rich nigginess.
Man.
It seems like I be trying to leave early
and get to that shit. And then it's like, bro,
if you don't leave in that bitch, the show started
eight, if you don't be in a left by like
seven, you ain't getting in that bitch
about nine.
Facts.
When we did the L.A. shit.
I'm talking about as soon as I got in that motherfucker
Mike fin to bring you up
I'm like bro you don't even know what the fuck I had to do
I had to wait in traffic
get in this side
just for them to tell me I got to go all the way
across the other side waiting that traffic
then I didn't never even get to the talent interest
nigga I parked with a little mean ladies
be parking that
you know them little little round ones
the ones who always act like
uh uh uh y'all
wait a minute hold on
John.
What ain't supposed to go?
I heard the name.
That D.C., he's flying somewhere.
Hello.
Young man, this would...
Ah, aye.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
She danced in, she gets hearing of it.
Ah, ah.
You're like, ma'am, you will really get...
I don't want to push you.
Move.
Listen, listen.
This is what you need to do.
You need to go to out.
You got to go down now.
You're going to...
See two, it's going to be, uh...
She got it my way.
She said, uh-uh, and I listen now.
I don't want to punch you.
But they're about to call my fucking name.
Somebody come to get their grandma, please, man.
That beat of shit that really hurts my fucking nerve.
That irks the fuck out of me.
That's what we had to go through, bro.
That's why at some places when we go and I see people like,
like you recognize their faith, I mean, like, wow,
I remember you in last time.
Thank you.
Because they really be acting like,
God damn it, y'all ain't getting the memo.
They ain't get no email on who po to be in this, bitch.
Yeah.
You just knew you were coming to work for the arena.
Sometimes you would, I'd be back there and I'd be looking at some of the people who
would be backstage.
You'd be like, you ever have a motherfucker who'd be backstage?
You'd be like, man, I'm so glad I ain't going to be around this motherfucker anymore.
You could be in New York.
You'd be like, man, this motherfucker getting on my nerves.
But then he's like, I'm so glad.
We're flying the goddamn L.A. tomorrow.
It's a real thing.
Man, you fly the goddamn L.A.
Guess who there?
Nigger, when y'all get here?
You mean to tell me you that flew coast to coast to fucking bother us, nigga?
Ah!
You work both places?
I can't do it, bro.
People just, they don't be, they don't take into a consideration that, like,
we're here for probably four more hours.
Why in the fuck did you bring me 50, 20?
Cricky wings, you know.
50 big ass wings, my name.
The fuck I'm supposed to do with eight pounds
of barbecue sauces, my name.
At 12 o'clock at night.
And they're talking about to take it with you.
Man, I'm a king.
Where ain't going?
Once they run this shit through the x-ray,
can't nobody eat this shit no more.
This is a rap, my boy.
You're stupid, boy.
Like, damn, Nick, be considerate.
They don't, bro.
They just want to say they fed me.
Why the fuck did you bring me a whole wedding cake, my name?
Because they want to say I gave it to you.
A eight-layer wedding cake.
You know, I'm the one that gave him 50 pounds of the turkey lid.
I feed you the merry of the turkey lid.
No, you don't.
You fed me one time.
Too much.
Man, motherfuckers, just don't be considering that shit.
And he at the door telling him he's your shell.
I'm Carlo Schell.
I got 50 pounds of the turkey wing.
Look at that bitch.
Look at that boy love my turkey wing.
My love my turkey wing.
I got 50 pounds of turkey wing.
I go to my turkey wing.
Boy, the whole lot.
That boy, love my turkey.
Hey, man.
Boy, you ain't never had them turkey wing.
Boy, they be lying, bro.
Tell me understand what we have to go through.
We got a lie with them just so we can kill the commotion.
Yeah, I don't have had the turkey win.
I ain't never had them turkey win.
I ain't never had them turkey win.
Like, you brought me so many.
I got to eat it.
The button up with 50 pounds.
I got to eat one off.
Damn, he did the most for these turkey wins.
Boy?
Boy, you stupid, boy.
These motherfuck could be wanting you to eat their...
Hey, bro.
Hey, hey, I saw what they got you to eat.
Don't eat that.
Guess what I got in the car?
That's funny.
They hot, nigga, they're cooking in the car right now.
You got the shit cooking in the car?
It's cooking.
I'm fin to bring some of them turkey wings.
I know.
That's my love my turkey.
Every time he hit the city, he'd be one of my turkey wing, bro.
He didn't call me.
He didn't hit me on Instagram, but I knew he wanted them damn turkey wings.
Oh.
Nigger, these be whole big-ass turkey wing.
You can't, you're grown-ass man, and you can't eat one turkey wing by yourself.
What's what you're going to do with 50 of them, bitches?
First of all, how many birds you killed?
You that told how this shit, you cook this shit for two weeks, 50 pounds,
pounds of turkey wing.
Amen.
But a niggas be doing the most.
My fredger do be doing the most.
Hey, Lose, I brought you a t-shirt.
This is extra large.
Niggin, when the fuck you ever seen me
with an extra large t-shirt on?
I want you to hold it up.
Hold it up now.
That's a man.
This motherfucker fucking ain't even my side.
I ain't even in the picture.
I ain't come on, B.
You dub it fuck.
Or they can be having them clothing lines, bro.
They'd be having them.
And we want you to take all the clothes.
You're like, bro, I thought you was a, Lord, you look big on TV.
They don't never have my side.
I can't never want none of y'all's shit.
I am a small, listen, toned up.
Anything out of that, I can't fit it, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Stop bringing me extra larger and larger.
I can't wear.
You can put on the medium.
No, I'm not forcing to put on the media.
There's some flagrant shit, too, man.
It'd be.
Nigger, hang, you a t-shirt.
That shit just say D-I-C-K on it.
What the fuck does D-I-C-K stand for?
Oh, that's Diverse and Tess-C-C-C-C-ed kids.
Look, that way, no shirt that say dick, my name?
No, it's my brand.
No, I understand all that, my boy.
What that shit's that's stand for, bro?
Diverse, inclusive, colored kids.
You know, to get a kid, something to look forward to.
Some dick, dick, nigg.
No, Denny to put dick on the legs.
I got the top and the bottom for you.
Dick, my name.
Well, that's hilarious, bro.
Oh, I got a hat too. You'll be a dickhead.
Hey, hey.
What's your Instagram?
Hey, man, stop.
Stop, bro.
This nigga is stupid, bro.
Stop.
Bro, that thing is done me fuck.
Bro, they all this day.
We're going to do all that stupid-ass shit.
He ain't act like he didn't brought you some shit
then sell it to you at the end.
Bro, I got a jacket for you, hard and the motherfucker.
10.
It's chill for you.
How much?
How much, hundred?
Oh.
Okay.
I thought you were going to get it to me.
I thought you were going to get it to me.
I thought you were going to get me this shit.
We could have killed that long guy comes out.
I would have been bought it.
You could have got the fuck on.
Man, move.
You sold it to me.
You gave it to me.
You told me I got something.
I don't know you.
Why would you bring something to me
not knowing that I knew you
wasn't going to come to me with it?
Amen.
That's how it be.
Keep that shit.
Keep that cake.
Keep them turkey lead.
We don't be going to none of that shit.
That boy love my turkey lid.
I'm going to be lying.
I heard you eat turkey lead.
That boy love my turkey lid.
50 pounds.
50 pounds of the motherfuckers.
50 pounds.
Now, I don't get mad
when people overwhelm me
with the weed.
Niggies should be like, hey, I brought something for you.
You walked in here with this?
Like, nigga, there's four ounces.
I can't just be trapped in this shit.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's my problem.
Yeah, like, any time the nigga bring the weed around,
I think I'm supposed to get all of it.
I have been leaving that shit.
How much you want?
How much did you bring?
I want to make sure that when you leave,
If I have more weed than you do, then, even though you're the weed, man.
I want all of them.
I can't take it all, my buddy.
Take something to that I take yourself, smoke this shit, you feel?
I can't take it a lot.
I'll just be trying to get the shit out of the streets.
I don't want it to fall into the wrong hand.
Give me this shit.
You out here taking me.
How much was you going to make off this weed, young man?
Now, find you something else to do.
No, give me all.
I'll save you two months of holding this shit.
Ah!
Ha ha!
You know the weed man be having that weed for a long,
motherfucking time.
You think the pack just moving.
That shit ain't moving.
He just put it in a new bag.
You know that had that shit too long.
Bro, when you got to reseck it,
because you're the bag, the bag.
The bag.
We need to have that weed, man, they had that weed for three months.
They got the same weed.
That shit ain't moving.
Boy, that shit funny and fuck.
Bro, that's funny.
Oh, that's funny.
That nigga that resect that shit too time.
Oh, that's funny, bro.
But y'all smoking on.
Man, here you go with this shit.
You got to reseck it, and you got to add weed
because the weed doesn't flatten.
Now you think you losing money,
but no, you're really giving them what they're supposed to get.
And some.
Because you've been trying to shout them the whole time.
Yeah, man.
That's funny.
Breaking up beautifully.
Boy, that's funny, bro.
You know the weed man be having that weed whole long at a time.
Just bad salesman, man.
That's all that is, bro.
You holding that weed all day.
That's what I'm going to understand.
How you hold weed all day,
but you can watch people smoke weed all day.
That means they bought it for somebody.
They just ain't buying from your stupid ass.
Like the trap being slow all day,
but everybody got a blot.
Trout slow.
Like, damn, who the hell?
You're not about your weave.
Nigger beat me to the punch.
No, you just got to go find them.
That's all.
Get your ass up.
Man, fuck all that.
Them pole hustling that, nigga.
The weed man, I always want to hit.
Man, they ain't doing nothing right.
I ran out.
All the guys is a smokesack.
You shouldn't be smoking drugs if you sell them.
You sell wheat.
What's more important than you, my nigga?
Being high or getting this money.
Where's your priority?
So you tell them to sell the smokesack?
You shouldn't have no smokesack.
Think you got two ounces.
One ounce of that is a smokesack.
Wonderful.
And plus, did
nobody ask you that?
I didn't ask
what you had left.
I asked for what I came
for, name. I asked for a 3-5.
Whether you get that shit out your
work bag or your smoke
bag, sack my shit
up, man. Shut the fuck up.
Put it in the bag, bitch.
Fucking talk about it. Get it to me.
What? What bag it came from?
We men be terrible friends. You think you
friends with these niggas, but these ain't your friend.
Mother fucking wait till you don't gave them your lad
Little fittet out to him I smoke something
Man I wish the fuck I would smoke this weed
That I bought with you
Smoked some
If that's what you wanted to do
Why did you wait for me to make a purchase
He said
We could have smoked something first then
I would have seen how much I need
Thank you for buying weed
And match one
Smoke it with me
Yeah, are you crazy to fuck, bro
That's why you ain't gonna be out here
All of something
No, them young boys
gonna run you out of the block.
That match-up shit?
Get the fuck away from you with that match up.
Nick, that's reserved for cousins.
Match up.
And people you went to school with.
I don't even like somebody to say that shit to me.
That shit really irks me.
But that shit right now.
Why do you want to stand by me and smoke a blunt and be talking about bullshit?
Get the hell on.
But if you got a job, that shit will make, like, your co-workers, your real partners.
That's the shit that you'd be like, who's really cool.
That's a bun right there, no cab.
Like, especially on a week where y'all don't get paid.
Yeah, man.
Go on a match one with me
Shit, no, let go
Brough, shit, okay
Yeah
Okay, co-worker
Lunch break
Where are we going, lunch break?
Shit.
I got the car.
You got some spray?
I got the spray.
If you got four friends
And y'all can't come up
With three blunts
You just break that group up
At least three
Right
At least three
You could get what
The other person bought all the blunts
Right
No matter what group of friends you're in
This is always gonna end up with that one friend
in there doing better than everybody,
but they stand you a little bit,
and everybody else know it.
Mm-hmm.
Like the red.
Mm-hmm.
And you're gonna match a blunt.
Oh, look, let's see what your boy got.
Man, they got a whole sack of weed over there, man.
You're gonna act like, you sounds like,
your boy.
Mm-hmm.
You'll never kick that nigga out the friend group, though.
But come, man, he always had weed.
Y'all, nicked them you want to smoke with him.
Y'all are always trying to smoke.
He's like, hold, look, I don't want to smoke right now.
See, that the point.
People who smoke weed got times when they want to smoke.
I don't want to smoke right now.
I don't want to smoke.
God damn, why you so aggressive?
Nick, it's 9 o'clock in the morning.
That's the worst, though, when the nigga try to police your weed.
Come on, bro.
Roll up.
Roll up.
Hey, hey, hey.
Nick, throw you the blind.
That's like some pussy shit.
Roll up.
Hey, boy, boy.
Hey, bro, stop playing, bro.
Stop playing.
Do what you got to do, my buddy.
What's a weed is?
For who, me or you?
Got me fucked up.
That's why I stopped smoking with people.
That's why I stopped.
I kept smoking.
I just stopped being friends with everybody.
No, I stopped smoking with people.
I had a homeboy so petty back in the day, bro.
This nigga was disrespectful, too.
Bro, this nigga hit the blood and put the shit out.
I'm like, yeah, that's some one kept down there.
Pass it.
Pass it.
I'm so glad I don't know niggas like that no more.
Hit your butt.
blood to put it out.
No, I don't like how a nigga
gonna tell us
how much we need to smoke.
Put that out
right quick.
Then it'd make you be petty
like, nigga, when I ever
did that with my blood?
See, that's how a nigga be, bro.
Why you got to smoke your own?
My partner used to, if a nigga was
like, hold this shit too long,
here'd go grab it out of his mouth.
Paul.
Literally.
That's wild.
I said, boy, you're crazy.
That's wild.
You're stupid.
He gets to a certain, I'm only past, like, well, even when I was, like, fucked up.
Nika, I'm not about to look past this blood a lot of time.
When it get to a certain point in his mind, that's it.
You got good one, you got one good rotation.
And then the nigger who blunted is, he, we always count how many times a nigger hit the blunt.
Absolutely.
Even when we act like we ain't looking, we'll be right here, the blunt over there.
He'd be like, boy, that I'm going to hit third pull.
That's crazy.
That's crazy. If he hit it one more, I have to tell him past that bit. Come on, my man. Come on, man, you tripping.
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I'm past that point in my life.
You know why people even smoke blunt,
Because nobody want to roll their own.
Nobody, like when you already, when you get to a certain high,
you aren't really trying to roll.
It just feels like it's going to take forever.
See, niggas don't be understanding.
And, niggas, you want to smoke more.
But you're not understanding.
If it's three niggas, two blunts,
you really not smoking two blunts.
You may be still smoking one whole blunt out of the two
or maybe a 75% because out of the pool.
You ain't smoking a whole blunt.
And you ain't smoking by yourself.
You may respect.
the rule.
Pah, pull.
Get over here like,
paw, paw.
Poh.
Poh.
Act like he's going to pay it to you.
Poh.
You don't took six extra,
his pulse and my paw.
And when it go back around,
the blunt ain't he,
now I know what you're fin to do with it.
He took his part, it back on me.
I respect the rule.
Give it to you.
Poor, Paul.
You know what?
It is.
It's too much strength.
It's straight.
Oh, Paul, you're like, you can't even get high because you stared at watching the
nigga like, come on man, you're heading now.
You're like, it's his turn.
Like, come on, man, that's some Jay shit, man.
Yeah, be in a little being jay.
People going through shit.
I think motherfucker just missed everything from 2020.
What you mean?
All that non-contact shit.
Now everybody just socially smoking.
All the niggins were doing that before then.
I think it slowed it down.
Yeah, that was what I said.
Back then.
2020?
That's when the world changed, bro.
All this shit actually.
But you had to be, you had to have.
Because in 2020, you didn't have, you were really out here going to be.
Think about what that shit mean, bro.
Like, if you smoke the blunt with somebody during the pandemic.
It means like, nigga, I die for this.
In front of weed?
I take this chance because I love you, like,
Family.
Give it back.
Watch this.
We in this shit together.
Right.
That shit didn't work at.
That's crazy.
I hope that shit don't ever happen again, bro.
But I do think of that.
But I do want it to be like a lockdown for three weeks.
I think we should all quarantine for three weeks a year, man.
Just stay at the Christmas.
Yeah, that should be like a little.
like a thing Americans do.
At least a month or two.
Take your ass in the house, man.
A month or two.
Just take with, shit this motherfucker down, bro.
C, 6 o'clock, everybody go home.
I mean, you can be in your yard.
I ain't saying that you can't be outside,
but you can't, like, be on the main street.
Yeah, take your ass home.
You need to be at the house.
Mm-mm.
If you be out and you get fucked by the police,
you shouldn't have been out.
Everybody know that.
Everybody know that.
What you're going on, unless you're going to see somebody.
Going to see somebody?
Yeah, after about 9 o'clock, though,
you should have definitely be in the house.
Be in the house.
Chill.
It's a shut down.
Shut the shit down.
Shut the shit down.
And tomorrow,
ain't no outside, period.
God damn, man.
They need to go back to that.
That's a capitalism.
That's what I'm saying.
Nothing.
Straight communism.
I can't go outside?
That's communism.
What if it's hot in the house?
I got to go outside.
No, I'm saying.
Sometimes I feel better.
There ain't no fucking off, though.
Ain't no going to the mall.
Ain't no posting up nowhere.
You can go outside, but you ain't feeling to be outside.
That's what I said.
That's the main street.
Shut all this shit down.
Ain't no fast food.
Ain't no fast food.
Ain't no wrong with that.
but you just said like don't go outside
I'm saying like some people are like
in the world and they got to go outside
said to get a little fresh air
no because what was that's going to do
take your ass in their ass in their
fucking ass and that fucking ass house and clean it up
thinking this great granddad
had been on their motherfucker like
she ain't changed this
motherfucker yeah you know how many
the booty stuff that bit on this motherfucker
this shit is stanked
this shit stank
clean house but a stanked out of the stanked
had couch. This shit's stank, man.
Gotta go outside.
Ooh, what?
My sister had a stank in the ad couch.
I used to hate sitting on that bar.
That's just the nice, bro.
No, I mean, yeah,
but I'm talking about the couch.
We had some couches in our house
couldn't nobody sit on them.
I used to sit on the edge of that motherfucker.
That shit was so stank.
I just be like, I don't even sit on them.
Like, I'm talking about it.
It still stink.
I'm on the edge because I don't know how dirty it is
if I sit on it.
So I just sit on it.
I don't know if I sit on in the motherfuck.
What's in this bitch?
But you've been over the hood bitch house and everything in there broke?
I'm talking about everything broken.
The arm on the couch fucked up.
The TV got a little spot on it.
The entertainment system missing a chunk out that bitch.
Let me tell you something.
The mirror got a crack in it.
The bathroom is dirty.
If the dough knob loose.
The toilet seat is hanging off.
This is an abusive relationship.
If the dough knobs is loose
This bitch has been an abusive relationship
That's a nigga, they'd be like, open that door, bitch
open that motherfucker do.
Don't trust no bitch with a loose doer knob
None.
Abuse of relationship.
Absolutely not.
I'm telling you.
I don't like to go over people's house
who used their back door a lot.
Why?
Because I'm just black, and one of them doors
ain't supposed to get used.
You know what the fuck I'm saying?
It's the side door, man.
Like you go over a nigger house, it ain't just like you're about to come to the front door and get letting in.
Nicky black, hey man, come to the garage.
We don't use their front door.
Hey, nobody over there.
We did not open that back door.
No, that's nothing.
One of them don't.
You look out the back door just to see.
Like, you don't really go out that ball.
That's crazy.
No, nits don't really go out of their back door.
I don't like when you open somebody at house and they offer you something to drink it, all they got is water.
but they didn't offer you no water.
Like, don't make me believe you got options.
If all you got is water, ask me if I want some water.
But don't be like, you want something to drink.
What do you got?
Water.
Well, bitch, offer me the water.
What that thing is stupid, bro.
I don't go over people's house who got a call box.
Like, if I got a call box.
Like, if I got a call.
box and wait on you to the answer
and shit.
That's safe.
I'd rather that.
I don't like that.
Buzz a nigga in.
No, because it's like, it's cool.
It's better than that dough knob,
but at least ain't got to worry about that dough knob.
It's cool if we got to rapport already.
But if I got it, if you know him on the way,
and I told you, hey, I'm about
45 minutes away.
Right.
So in about 45 minutes, you should be
knowing that I'm about to call this box.
But what if a crazy nigga got
the girl I message, and
he normally be breaking dough knobs?
and he come over there like
yeah Carlos and she's like I buzz you in
oh you're going to do not man
that's why she got a buzzer me
I don't go I don't really
I don't go for a bitch's house
That don't know man so serious
I'm telling you that's scary
When I was going
When I was going over women's houses and shit
I made sure to take my big pistol
Oh big boy
Yeah I'll take my 40 because I need all
All get the little shots
You gotta get the big one
Yeah
Ain't nothing scary than the motherfucker
grabbing that doughnut. I don't get a fuck.
You hear that shit, rally? You're like,
hey, hey, not you.
The only one that stay here.
He'll leave. What you mean, he'll leave?
Man, come on, man.
See, man, God, he'll leave.
So we got to act like we're not in here.
Just don't say nothing.
Bitch, I'm grown.
How long do you think he'll be?
Yeah, that's the worst.
Ladies shouldn't be inviting
niggas over to their house
if they know that they got
niggas like that,
bro.
You got me fucked up.
The donut man outside.
Mm-hmm.
You got to start calling
the abusive v. Lane,
the don't know, man.
He'll never pull up back himself,
though.
He'll never do it, ladies,
just be on the phone.
Girl, the donut man,
be tripping.
Why'd always be three of them
niggins?
The donut man?
Yeah, like when he pull up,
it'd always be some extra niggas
with him.
You're like, I got enough bullets for two of these, me.
Really got a little bullet for all that.
I know, but I ain't going to, I mean, it's three.
Once you do the math, you be like,
I ain't going to really be able to shoot them as many times as I want to.
No, see, do what it is with the do not, man.
He's the most aggressive one.
The other two is for the looks.
Nine times out of ten, they're going to stay in the car.
Because once they find out you're more aggressive than the donot, man,
they're going to be like, man, that thing is tripping anyway.
I don't even know why I came over here.
That's why I'm glad I'm 40.
Because all the women who used to mess with thug niggins,
oh, most of them nigger dead now.
Real?
Yeah.
Yeah, 40.
We don't have to worry about no young niggas shit.
If I meet a bitch that she's like young niggas,
I know she ain't for me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm glad I'm out there shit.
That means she's still playing game.
She's still in the street?
She liked that shit.
She liked to see she still got it.
Girl, that nigger, 28, I got a bull door.
Man, shut up.
Shut.
No, you don't.
He's 10 to sign.
I ain't shit in the hood.
I got that old bitch, fuck, do.
Like,
y'all playing game with each other.
I'm 40.
Like, for real, bro.
We ain't even going to get into it.
Niggas who 40 ain't trying to get into it about no one.
How long you've been fucking with a big dog?
Man, I've been fucking with about eight summers, my nigga.
Eight summers?
She's cool.
She good, folk.
Go on fuck with her.
My fucking count in the summer.
He'll kill her.
Yeah.
That's all they really, that's when they fuck with each other the most.
About eight summers.
Yeah.
She's cool.
Man, you gonna be fucking with her?
If you're fucking with her, they ain't fucking with it.
But if you threw fucking with, I'm gonna keep fucking with the best.
Right, now old school.
Alright, my nigga, do your thing, bro.
Hey, man.
Wish y'all the best on that, man.
Facts.
Facts.
And niggas be wanting you to be happy.
Hey man, she's a good girl now.
Go on with that bullshit.
Nigger get mad when you meet Trudeau.
Why you do Teresa like that?
Man, no, that girl ain't never want nothing, man.
Don't, don't, that ain't what you do now.
That ain't the one to do that now.
She's good people.
I shouldn't let you
I like the got to kick your ass
about that
If a nigga like the got
To kick your ass
He's gonna do it
I like the got to almost kick your ass now
I think of this right here
Hey I'm subject to do something to you
I'm trying to tell you now
Teresia don't do her like that
She's good people
Anybody good people
Leave them folks alone man
And we gotta take care of people too
Especially if y'all however you love
However you do what you do
We gotta just take care of people
Man, don't need mistreating them, shawder,
because at the end of the day, we all we got.
We all we got.
That's real.
You know?
Yeah.
Because the rich are good people.
She's good people.
You ain't supposed to do that.
Man, I saw her.
What the bitch?
She ain't never arguing with me like that.
But see, now I'm telling you since I'm getting older, brother, it's like,
that shit's scary.
Because now it doesn't seem like, older niggas is a different breed, bro.
Old nigger move in that same weekend, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all said y'all was done now.
No disrespect.
I put all your stuff in the garage.
Your PlayStation, everything is in there.
Hey, a dink of politely help you get out of him.
Come on, man.
Hey, no doubt.
Now, what we're not going to do,
we're not going to go back and forth about this one.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You made your decision.
Uh-huh.
He ready to die about that girl.
And we're still going to the football game Saturday.
Your son got a game.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
We're still going.
Yeah.
And we're still going to sit together just, hey.
Because that's a good boy right now.
Hey.
You raised that boy good.
You ain't my son, but I love him like my son.
I love him.
I don't tell you he's my son, but I tell my friend that my son.
Then my son.
When you ain't here, he's my son.
That's our son.
He said, well, you hear of him, he said, well, you hear him,
tell him you my son, but when around my friends,
I tell him he's my son. My friends know
that's my son. I'd be with him more. I'm with
his mama still. Well, that's
funny, bro.
This d'niko's stupid. See, that's
the point of life. That's the shit we're missing
in the neighborhood or just in the culture
period. It's still there, but
it's fade now because that was the real
deal, that black power
love shit that we had. Now, they ain't
just so much. Oh, nigga, you
can't get shot over that.
Hey, man, them old niggas is serious about
them women. That third ain't revolve?
Nick got 22? Man.
No, a 32. If a nigga got a 32,
he gonna kill you.
He gonna kill you and ain't nobody gonna hit a gunshot.
But see, these niggas come from the area
where a lot of them old niggas was bluffing though now.
They'll just go to the door and have that motherfucker behind their back.
Go on with that bullshit now, Tony.
Tony, go on with that bullshit.
Get it sweet, Tony, you're drunk.
You're on that bullshit, Tony.
Tony, you've been drinking.
I'm gonna tear your ass up if I come out there, Tony.
Baby, baby, get this, get this, get this.
Get the gun.
Get the good.
That's the ugly hair.
Yeah, that motherfucker had it.
Go back in your room.
Get this right here.
Get this right here.
I'm gonna go out here and see about his motherfucker.
I tell you what.
I told him last time he did that, that old monkey shit.
Uh-huh.
He out there on that old monkey shit.
Yeah.
No cat.
No, I'm gonna go out.
I'm gonna tag his ass up.
Bring his ass.
Bring him on.
Then he come in there and wake the kids.
up, I ain't, hey, I won't apologize to y'all.
I ain't want y'all to have to see that.
Right.
Because I know you love your daddy.
Right.
And I know you love me too.
Probably love me more because I'm still with your mama.
I'm still with him.
Oh, I probably love me a little more
because I'm still with your mama.
He made his decision.
He'll love y'all like I love y'all.
What ass funny, bro.
The old school fight.
And the crazy part, just think about it, though.
You go over there and your real daddy beat your stepdad up,
and your stepdad is still with your mom.
Well, what I'm supposed to believe now.
So he got it, he got it?
He got everything.
But get what?
Do what he wanted.
I got her.
And y'all.
Take your head to bed.
Tell your daddy that.
bitch up, though. Old nigga, they're going to
stay with them. They'll argue about that one for
38 years.
Take your head. Say your daddy, that.
Not tell him that.
Says y'all want to run back
and tell every goddamn thing.
Ooh, he's dead.
Who, he's hit.
Want to run back and tell on me.
Go tell him.
Your stepdaddy get drunk and let all his
emotions out. He's just sitting there talking to it
and said, going to motherfucking tell on me.
Right back and tell every goddamn thing that go on in this house.
Tell him that to hell.
Oh shit.
Y'all look at y'all.
Y'all look at your mama said I can't start telling y'all ass up too when you get out of life.
But that's coming too.
Why?
Man, I've seen that shit.
I'm reliving all this shit.
Bro.
That lady in that man break her, like the older lady in the neighborhood,
as soon as she break up, I'm talking about it.
It feels like a whole other weekend go past.
And a whole nigga that moved right in and kept this shit going.
Where this nigga come from?
He been a real nigga named Bernard.
He's straight out of the country.
A nigga named Bernard.
That nigga show up, cut that grass.
Bernard coming.
Bernard moved in.
And he appreciative.
Bernard in the bed on top.
He's what?
You're like,
he's cooking.
They had a cookout
to celebrate this
nigger moving in.
Put their outfit on this on your bed.
Why?
We're having a cookout.
Your grandma named coming over here.
But Bernard ain't got no job.
It's Bernard birthday,
but he couldn't grand.
But he cut grand.
He ain't got a lawn service.
But he cut grand on it.
And she hates him.
He's done all day.
And he keeps some grass to cut.
I'm trying.
I'm trying my bed.
And they get out work at 10 o'clock in the morning.
I just love Bernard.
Can he try?
You know, I'm just trying.
my bed. No, you're not.
You were just waiting to move in.
The kids, no.
Niggum, move right in, bro.
Your kids, no.
Move right in.
That's crazy, bro.
It's just old niggas just got all that shit
packed up, just waiting on somebody to break up.
I'll be right over there.
That's funny.
Everybody got their uncle that don't stay nowhere
close to nobody. He then moved out there
and just became a stepdad to that later.
What are you at? You know
I'm in Coventon, now.
Mm-hmm.
What can I do?
Mm-hmm.
I'm out here, my boy, it's gay.
What ain't gay?
You got a daughter.
Oh, when you get to Covington?
I've been in Coventon by three, four, I've been about five years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can just be moving random places, moving in with these old-haired women.
I know I ain't with Rosetta no more.
I ain't with Rosetta.
Where is it?
I'm with Carolyn.
We're out there in Coventton, man.
Y'all in Coventon.
Man, they ain't going nowhere.
No, man. He said this shit every time he used to know.
It ain't going nowhere, man.
He ain't going nowhere.
That's the one.
I've been with that good about,
about five, six years, man.
I ain't going to.
Oh, too.
I thought you were with Rosetta five years.
I was with Rosetta.
Me and Rosetta,
she and me and Rosetta were together
about about 14 years.
My 14 years?
14 years.
I ain't going to go to goddamn where me.
Got old, man.
I'm going to house.
You're stupid, bro.
Everybody all can talk that same shit.
You said, go to bed, and I tell your daddy that.
Now tell him I said that.
Take your hands to that bitch.
Boy, that's hilarious.
Me and Rosetta.
My partner, mama, used to talk to a nigga name Bernard.
But then, Bernard.
We ain't know what Bernard was doing, bro.
Bernard ended up having a poli.
Brough.
Bernard was in there like a regular nigga, bro.
When the folk knocked on that door,
we found out who the fuck Bernard wore.
Boy.
No, I turned it to a criminal.
Got his ass off out of there, but.
My auntie broke up with a nigga.
He put food in the bed.
The nigga took all the food out of the refrigerator and opened it and put it in the bed.
Oh, he was that petty.
Oh, that nigga was hurt.
The nigga was hurt, bro.
So he was like, I'm going to put the eggs on the bed.
Put all the food on the bed, bro.
Fruit, everything.
Bitch won't be sleeping in here.
I hope he didn't put the onions in that, motherfucker.
Everything, bro.
He put the food.
like pulled the food in the bed.
He was hurt.
Oh, real food, like out of pots.
Yeah, bro.
You know a motherfucker out of pot in the refrigerator.
No real shit.
Oh, this motherfucker is ready to reheat this.
We came out like, man, what the fuck?
Ooh, some cold pinto bean.
That's crazy, man.
You got to stir that motherfucker out.
I'm going to turn this motherfucker right here.
Ooh, they're going to sleep all on these pinto babies.
Can you laugh?
But that shit is a true story,
a thing.
What?
She broke her with this nigga.
He put food in the bed, man.
I wonder if you put some cold pinto beans in the sock.
Boy, if you were the sock.
They'd get to turn into a lot.
Now, keep in mind.
He the nigger went up with a bottom of a pinto bean.
Nah.
Cat.
The shit was so funny, man.
Because my uncle got mad.
The motherfucker, right?
But look, he showed up ready to fight this,
The niggie hat, the nigger hat.
Get the nigger hat on some stone-washed jeans, bro.
The old-school stone-washed jeans
with a sweater on.
You know the sweater with the leather patches on it,
they're all stitched together with the elbows and shit.
Oh, no.
Man, that shit was so goddamn fun.
Who got me the?
Because it's the middle of the summer,
brad.
That nigg got on stone-washed jeans and the leather
Sweat, my gut.
Bro, my goodness.
Oh, boy, you got this sweater.
What did he say?
The niggins said, this is my ass kicking sweat.
And he believed it, too.
Hey, man.
Bray, he just put this shit on like he just,
known for whooping niggins.
Oh, shit.
He do what the nigger I had.
Oh, my God.
He'd get beat up in the sweater, this.
What?
He's like, wait, take the sweater off.
Oh.
Get.
He ain't see the nigga that,
he ain't see the nigga that night, right?
Can you see the nigger that night?
So a couple of weeks ago,
but he's just running to this nigga.
He acted like he'd been looking for him the whole time.
No.
The niggins say,
the niggins say, man, what's up?
What's going on?
The nigger said,
I came to kill you, bitch.
God damn.
God, tell you.
So the nigger had a baseball bat, right?
He didn't even move
He said
What the fuck you better do with that
That bitch must be a candy bar
Because you fit to eat that motherfucker
Oh that nigga got
He got sands
Oh this nigga rat for this shit
Hey man
If I wouldn't have seen this shit
I would have never thought that it was real
But this nigga was
Dead set
That's funny, bro
Man
Oh my uncle's so goddamn
funny. It's ridiculous, man.
Did they end up getting the fine?
No, bro.
Bro, with my grandma's dad,
this nigga wore all her clothes.
I bullshit you not, bro.
When my grandma's dad,
this nigga wore all her jeans and everything.
And you know, women's jeans
is big at the top
and then they get smaller at the bottom.
So they fit
in the waist, but them bitches were sitting
right above his ankles.
Man, this nigga hilarious, bro.
I told you, my nigga.
One day, one night, my whole family sitting in the living room, right?
I'm talking about everybody in that.
We were, the whole family was in that bitch.
Man, this nigga came out with a motherfucking blue jean,
with a blue jean suit, right?
Like a Levi's blue jeans suit from, like, one of the ones from the 80s.
Like, you could tell that this shit had been put up.
for a long time.
Like, girl had this shit in, like, the back of the closet.
And it was, like, the woman's cut blue jeans suit.
Man, this nigga had the pants on.
Now, they fit the same way I said.
They fitted the waist, but they kind of shodded in the leg.
And the nigga had the motherfucking jeans on.
No drawers.
No shirt.
Just the blue jeans and the jacket.
And the nigga walked through the living room like this.
Like, the same my family over there like that,
That nigga walked through that motherfucker like this.
Wanted everybody to see this shit.
Bro, we fell out laughing when we seen this nigga.
That nigga made it to the door.
That motherfucker turned around.
He was mad as fuck.
He said, it's the 70s party, cock suckers,
and walked down, slamming the door.
That was the funniest shit.
This nigga was just full of shit, man.
Your aunt's still around?
No, he died, bro.
That's why I could tell all these stories, man.
Man, this nigga was so fucked up.
This is the most fucked up,
the nigger you would meet, but he was so goddamn funny, bro.
Then my ass came down.
He was a stand in my mama house for a summer, right?
Because he had came down from Cleveland.
Man, this nigga used to talk shit about everything.
That thing was like,
y'all getting up early drinking all this goddamn coffee and shit.
I don't drink no motherfucking coffee.
They said after about two or three days,
the nigga were like, hey, tell your mama get a big ass up,
man, make some coffee now.
He said, we talk shit for real.
He said, he talked shit for real.
Just be talking shit, bro.
That's hilarious.
That nigger was crazy as fuck.
Boy, that was funny.
My brother took a picture of my uncle's sleep one time.
And put that bitch on the computer background.
He didn't even know who it was.
God damn, who is that ugly motherfucker at that?
God damn it, that's me.
Fuck all y'all.
Fuck everybody.
Like my cousin
Like my aunt
Like you know
You had them old-ass cousin
It'd be like your mama
Like second third cousin
Them older older lady cousin
She walked past my uncle
One day
She said
What happened to you
You used to be such a handsome man
He said
Bitch you act like
There ain't no mirrors
In your motherfucking house
Oh shit.
Oh shit
I miss that nick
That was the craziest shit.
I can't believe we've been in here this long.
Yeah, we're here.
Huh?
Y'all wanted that shit anyway.
We ought to get that shit.
That boy, Lord, I'm turkey away.
That boy, love them goddamn turn away.
That shit, why in there, bro?
Oh, my goodness.
Y'all nigga that doesn't fuck, bro.
Man, we didn't have so many stories.
We need that shit, but.
What we do you?
need that shit. Man, if y'all
seen Uncle Stone, you wouldn't believe this
nigga, bro.
You from Mississippi? Hell yeah.
But he lived
in Cleveland, bro. This nigga was crazy,
bro. You're gonna meet my other Uncle still living
in Cleveland. He's the last one left.
Uncle, little man, bro, this nigga is so goddamn
funny. Oh, my uncle's
funny as hell, bro.
But Uncle, little man,
this nigga, Google, my network. You know
how Google had them fake celebrity
network.
Bro, that nigga googled
that shit.
As soon as I said
he ain't about
five feet tall.
A nigga ran up on me and said,
motherfucker, you got
$9 million and ain't
give me shit?
God damn.
Yeah.
He's got him.
Man, this nigga
a pimp, though, bro.
This nigga used to braid
his own hair.
Bro, this nigga
talked so much shit,
he'd be like,
yeah, that fucking bitch.
Next time I see,
I'm gonna kick that bitch
ass all up and down,
motherfucker.
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Old people were really fish
That was the best experience
Yep
I'm glad I ain't hanging around no kids
They had to figure their life
I mean I hung around with kids
I made dumb decision with kids, put it like that.
But y'all niggas ain't raised me.
I was raised by some...
But I was raised by all old folks, bro.
I used to be with my great-grandma all the time.
My great-grandma, bro.
Damn.
My great-grandma.
I used to love my grandma, man.
I mean, I still do them just same.
But...
Bro, my great-grandma, she turned...
My baby.
We was trying to figure out how old she really was
because we kept...
Every year we go to her birthday party,
it feels like she was turning the same.
same age every year. She turned 87, like four times. But the crazy part is every time we
try to go back and look for the pictures, we could never find them.
Yeah. Man. She went throwing them away with. I don't know what the fuck great-grandma
was up to, man. So that was your grandma mama? Yeah. On which side, dad and mama?
Oh, that's a lot.
Oh, that's a lot. Hell yeah. But your grandma was still living too at that.
Absolutely. That's fire. Boy, my grandma, now, she was funny as fuck too, bro. One one day,
We was right home and we ran over the snake.
My grandma just jumped up and bawled up in the goddamn seat.
Like, Grandma, you're going to kill every fucking bad.
The snake outside the fucking goat.
I grew up in the country, dirt road, boy.
Wood behind our house.
Down the block.
And we used to be out there in the motherfucking wood.
I'm talking about in the wood.
Nick don't even know, but that she needs to be fun.
I'm talking about 20 minutes deep.
Deep.
Deep.
We could be out there with about 28 cousins in a 12-foot ditch.
And to be honest, we were doing some dangerous shit.
We were doing some dangerous shit.
You know how many motherfuckers lost their eyes from throwing dirt at each other?
Motherfucking, whole agone, throwing them hard-ed dirt clots at these shit.
I'm almost, no, my partner eye.
I threw rocking that shit here.
Right here.
Ooh, I saw that shit.
I threw that motherfucker.
He threw a rock at me.
I was like, oh, okay.
And I just run that bitch.
But that bitch looked me too perfect.
I was like, ooh, and I was like, Chris!
That nigga looked up.
I was like, ooh.
That happened to me.
I had hit in the eye with a pine cone.
Pine cone.
That was one of the most painful shit I ever had.
I'm talking about it.
One of them big-ass pine cones.
And then like the chances of this shit happening was so fucking unreal.
My cousin's standing all the way at the top of the hill.
Like in front of his house, he picked up.
a pine cone and threw that bitch.
I'm at the bottom of the hill, the basketball
court. And it, like, from the
time he threw that bitch, he said,
my name's a call-o. I turned around that bitch
said, pooh.
Nick, I thought motherfucking I was done.
I hated that nigga for years after that
shit. For real. Oh, nigga, every chance
I got, I got, my get back.
Every chance. I got,
nigga. What you were doing to call?
Nick, one time him and my neighbor got into it,
so my neighbor was just holding that nigga.
He was like, get your leg back low? I hate that
nigga about a 52 piece.
Damn.
Like on the cartoons,
your random shit just started falling.
That was hitting this nigga with everything.
That's your cousin, man.
I can't give a fuck.
And what your neighbor had to do with it?
They was all about the same age.
We always were doing shit like that, fighting.
And shit.
Get his head, Lord.
This is your family.
Get your cousin, Lord.
I am my brother's keeper.
He stayed into it.
Doing some crazy shit.
But that way ain't do.
You never make us strong.
I thought my little nephew was going to be crazy.
I knew that about was crazy, buddy.
He would be one of them, like, get angry, motherfucklerker.
But don't do shit like...
I was like, what the fuck wrong with you?
Nigger, like trains and shit growing up.
Like, remote control cars and trains.
I was like, but you weird your fuck.
They were, like, trains.
Don't nobody over here, like, no fucking train.
Don't nobody want to be no conductor, nigger.
That nigga grew up in being the fucking conductor
For real
No cap for the armin
Getting stupid chick
You still lame me fuck
But you get your money though pop your shit
Got to
Family
We all got that one crazy-ad cousin
They end up doing good as fuck
Yeah he did good man
He did what he posed to do
I'm glad
That motherfucker that used to be a goddamn
No temperate times
You know how some kid had
Like, temperate tensions, and that shit be coming from, like, weird situations.
Like, he's one of the one that bug up on their mommy and shit.
Like, you know, there ain't no child bugging up on their mama ever where we're from.
Your mama ho.
What?
What?
She'll fucking around the lobby to get that pilsster, nico?
You're tripping.
You'll get jumped on, man.
Jumping for saying he's acting like you want to do something to your mom.
Man, you're going to get beat up.
Brough, my little cousin.
My little cousin Carol?
Uh-huh.
I don't think nobody could be.
Beat up her.
For real?
Bro, chick, man.
Anybody fuck with me, I go get her.
Shout the truth.
The truth.
Whatever.
She's him.
A heart.
Like a nigger.
Some people just got seed men in their fingers, man.
Some people just naturally born to beat people's ass.
Facts.
They just have a rhythm to beating the shit out of people that's just unmatched.
And some people naturally just known to take an ass with them.
Right.
You got some niggie that just won't learn their lesson, but he...
They're fighting.
They'll fight, though.
They'll fight like a mother.
Won't win like a mother won't win.
But it's not even about to win to them.
It's the point that they'll fight you.
It's the point that I ain't scared of you.
Fuck you.
So as he get hit.
Nigger, he only swan back.
That ain't do nothing.
What?
That ain't do nothing.
Gone with that, boy.
I'm still here, baby.
You're like, that don't go together.
Like, you're going to swan in my boy.
What?
I grew around some crazy motherfucker, boy.
Man.
Man, I'm telling you this, and I'm from a small town,
so anything that happened, everybody knows that shit.
It's like daily news, man, that shit.
You heard?
You know, Carlo and them jumped on their cuck.
Craig helped them.
No, they ain't going to say no shit like that.
Everybody who sees, you're going to be like, man, why y'all do you a boy like that?
We already know the scoot.
Why you do your boy like that?
But crazy.
I see you, holy feel.
Okay, then.
You know, nigga, it's...
Man, we used to stay in some shit like that, man.
Don't let you get your head whoop.
I think, like, you straight?
Yeah, it's...
What do you mean about straight?
It took me a long...
It took me a long time to let that pankone shit go, boy.
I was bloodthirsty.
I needed something to happen.
I was plotting my revenge.
Did you finally get it out of the way?
I got it out of the way.
Got it out of the way.
After enough of them times, I just like, I fuck it.
I think I'm...
You can see, nigga, you act like you were blind or some shit.
Nick, I asked you.
You thought it was...
You had like it was intentional.
Man, I swear sometime my ass still be fucked up.
It couldn't have been intentional
because you couldn't have planned it.
Right, right, right.
In hindsight, but man, he couldn't...
He wasn't that fucking good.
Right, right.
But I'm saying, you act like it was intentional.
It was intentional.
He threw that bitch trying to hit me,
but he didn't think he was going to hit me in the eye
because I turned around.
That shit fucking me up.
Man, I cried Papa, I threw a big rock, too.
That shit has some weight on it.
So when I sung it, that big, and the air just picked it up.
And it was just like, ooh, that nigga turned around like, Chris.
That motherfucker, that boy, fuck.
I'm gonna fucking, I saw the blood.
When you were holding it, I see the blood coming down from up under his hand.
I was like, fuck.
I don't knock the nigger eyes, man.
That shit I'm crying.
You can see, you know.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Well
Mischievous-ass kids
But they used to get into some shit, boy
We used to do stupid
Just be bored
Just figuring out shit to do
We used to go in abandoned houses, man
That was the head got boring on up on the tape
Crazy shit I ever did, bro
Niggins tried to silence that shit
Nick, no, we just hurt that shit
Y'all ain't never do that shit
Yeah, like go inside
abandoned houses and shit
Oh yeah, yeah, we're busy
Man, that was some of the scariest shit
I think I'd have never did in my life.
One time we was about to go into this abandoned house
nigger and my nigga fell straight through the porch.
I'm talking about.
Chest deep.
Failed straight down there, that bitch.
Ain't nobody staying that bitch in years.
Man, it looked like that bitch ain't even been
like entered in probably 50, 60 years.
Looking at the pictures were still on the wall
and all this shit.
It's just like...
But see, shit like they excited us as kid,
just to explore.
Way to fuck off.
in the woods. A whole ass
house. Right. The glass ain't
broke nothing. You can just tell
ain't nobody been in this bitch for like 50
years. We're like, man, this shit crazy.
All y'all ain't doing no. Just reliving. You're trying to figure
out what's going on. Up in that shit.
What's the thing they were doing?
We stayed going to somebody
shit, though, back then, though. If you were
empty. But it was just like, I ain't never
been in nobody house that lived there. Just
abandoned. No, no, no, no. Just abandoned. That's what I'm
saying. Old-ass country-ass
properties and shit. Shit that was about to
be towed down anyway.
Nigger, we had to pick him up as on,
nigger.
That's Mississippi, old town,
right?
I ain't know tell the...
The nigga fell all the way through the porch, man.
I mean, that would have been rained on for a year,
that shit was at the back porch.
Oh, yeah.
That patio.
Nobody patio back then would put up properly.
Nobody.
Your grandma's patio?
Man, that shit been leaning.
Y'all been sitting like this?
Every barbecue y'all like this on the patio.
I miss that shit, though.
You go over somebody house in Mississippi,
they have like a front porch,
and then that shit,
it would just be like some home-built shit.
They be fucked up,
and then they got about 12 dogs under that bitch.
As soon as you knock on the door,
the whole porch,
start goddamn shing.
Hey, hurry up, now open the goddamn door for the dog.
Hold on, here we come.
Fuck as y'all at.
This house ain't that goddamn big.
You know in Mississippi, like, a lot of them older houses,
they don't be, like, big, but they'd be wide as fuck.
Like, the house is built this way.
Right.
It built long.
It ain't built up.
It ain't.
It ain't.
It ain't.
It's a little bit there, bro, but that bitch, this has been long.
Like a church.
He's that keep going on that stuff.
Like, that motherfucker.
He, I'm up there.
Ain't no step,
it's just once you're in that bitch, you're in that bitch.
It's five bedrooms over there.
Four over there, and then it's a back bed room where
Great Grandma stay at.
Don't nobody go back there.
Don't nobody go back there with Gregoma.
Great Grandma come out of that room once a week probably.
Grandma, how are you being?
Oh, I'm right back there.
Bring me some of them peaches back in here.
And them peake-hands.
You hate them P-K.
You ain't them P-Kah.
Everybody back there loves P-Kah.
I think P-Kan was a civil rights snack.
You ever be around like, you ever be around your grandma and then they tell you some old racist shit, so racist you can't even believe it?
You ever be with them, can't, and they tell you some shit, you can't even believe this shit.
You know, back in them days, they didn't black people have dreams.
What's he saying?
When you go to bed, you're just supposed to stay sleeping.
Don't, none of that.
Black folks weren't allowed to have no dreams.
back then.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know, we could go up there
and you'd get a hamburger or something,
but they wouldn't give us no ketchup, no mustard,
or none of that.
And eat it plain.
They just meat and bread.
That's all.
They didn't give us no fixing, you know,
back in them days.
Yeah, we didn't have no socks
or nothing like that.
We just shoes and feet.
Wasn't no socks and stuff like that.
Yeah, we wasn't allowed to get no toilet paper.
They just have all, he'd be like, Grandma, for real.
Everybody's so appreciative.
Come on you lie again and watch me get on your ass.
There ain't no liars in this house.
Because I remember when Daddy bought a car, they wouldn't sell him no ties up there.
They just couldn't believe.
He had to go all the way to North Carolina get some ties for that car.
You had a car, no tie.
Now, you know, it was against the law back then for black people to put jelly on their peanut butter.
They didn't allow that back in them days.
Well, nothing allowed back then.
You couldn't even blink.
You couldn't do shit back in them days.
You know, back in them days, when women's and stuff got pregnant like that, they wouldn't give you.
You weren't supposed to take no medicine or nothing like that.
You're just supposed to be pregnant.
If you made it, you made it, if you didn't, you know.
Back in them day.
Back in them dead.
That dink of that stupid and fuck, bro.
Man, I miss it talking to my great-grandma on them.
David had all the stories, bro.
Oh, fuck, got all the stories, bro.
That's why I really go back down there.
I just go back down there and just sit on the porch sometimes, just chill, just let the wind blow.
Man, I would just feel the time.
give just to go bullshit with the family again, bro.
It's, it's, okay, okay.
People that's in your family.
Who would you want to have a conversation with it right now?
That guy could bring back?
Yeah.
Oh, my grandma.
Most definitely.
Bro, because she'll keep it so real.
Well, what the fuck took you so goddamn long?
Hell.
Mm-hmm.
up and down there in hell
oh they didn't tell
oh they didn't tell
hell
I just got to heaven about two three years ago
yeah God made me do 15 years in hell
I cussed this motherfucking ass out too
it's hot down there shit
I don't like I don't like being hot
I cuss
his motherfucking ass out too
fuck it
let me in or don't
bitch whatever
I can she'll keep it
so real
you think all this good shit
just be happening
to you by your damn self
you got me
fucked up
I had to pull a few strings
and sell a little pussy
for you to make
it
that's a type of shit
my grandma used to say
ask anybody
Somebody had to pull a few strings
That's a little little pussy
I
You think I'm crazy
Bro you think I'm crazy
You would not make it around my family
bro
The middle side of my family
These people say the most
Off the Wall shit
bro
They say the most
Off the wall shit
You just wouldn't believe that shit
My dad said it was
I got an auntie
She got a whole
whole lot of moles on her face.
A whole lot of molds.
And my grandma was like, one day my grandma was like,
God damn, she got a lot of molds.
It looked like God just stuck his hand in a bowl of mold and said,
huh, he'll go use some moose.
That was hurtful.
That was, huh, he's going to use some molds.
Hey, man.
My auntie was doing this lady, yeah, right?
My auntie was doing this later out, and my mama came in.
She's like, ooh, you're going to look good.
All you got to do is just get you some curls right here.
And then cover some of this up, man.
I fucking fell on the floor.
Covering some of this up.
Think you're talking about her face.
That's fucked up.
I fell on the fucking flow laughing at that shit, bro.
I'm telling you, my family is all the way fucked up.
My daddy said I got Christians and alcoholics.
One time my stepdad was praying, right?
We're about to eat at the cookout.
My uncle was drunk then the motherfucker, right?
He'd been drinking all day waiting to eat.
Look, my stepdad is praying so long.
My uncle just eat drunk, right?
It's like, man, hey man, shit.
God damn, it's hot.
Ready to eat, man.
You, man, my family is all the fucking chain.
It isn't a movie about this shit, bro.
I'm talking my uncle got drunk and fell to sleep on the roof, man.
On the roof.
In the middle of the summer, bro.
On the roof?
On the roof, bro.
On the top of the fucking house.
That's probably one of the funniest videos we ever recorded on the camp court,
and you all rewatch this shit.
Every time somebody get around, hey, man, put the tape on, man.
Whole family watching this shit, man.
What y'all call it?
Uncle Body,
Uncle Body, was drunk on the roof.
Boy, that nigga right there.
Uncle Body, get drunk and get to talk of something like shit, man.
That nigga talked for 12 hours straight
on a trip to Florida, man.
Everybody kept putting them out the car.
That nigga ain't never go to sleep.
Like, you know, you stop him and get some gay.
Like, hey, man, he can't riled up, no guy.
Right, right.
My fuck been talking for four hours.
But he just, he just,
just drinking and talking shit, though.
So while you driving, he's sitting right next to you.
Hey, you straight.
You got to hold it.
Hold it in a motherfucking road.
All right, let's go.
Come on.
We're almost down.
Right.
Hey, hey.
Yeah.
Keep driving this motherfucker.
Yeah.
Because look, you got to snatch it.
Right.
Something happened to the car.
Boom, nice it back.
Right.
And we're almost there.
Hey, home team.
Let's go.
Let's get it.
Mm-hmm.
You see it?
It is what it is.
Where are we going?
Right.
Florida.
Yeah.
The whole trip.
Whole trip.
For 12 hours, man, this nigga is, he's the wildest one.
Well, that nix is too.
Oh, goodbye there.
Goodbye.
You got to go to Mississippi and shoot this shit.
Brother, you got to, we'll take you to Mississippi.
You need to just be there for a couple of days
because they'll be so shocked just to see you.
I'm having my overalls and my cowboy boots.
It ain't even like that.
It ain't even like that.
Mississippi,
where you're going to fuck around and see some shit,
you'd be like, bro, I didn't know they still made that shit.
Nick would be fresh ahead with some knee chair on.
Right.
Who the fuck you get in that?
Noggin' Mississippi don't get a fuck, bro.
This shit new.
Right.
She's new, right?
New, bro.
You ain't going to really even see no whole bunch of shit like that, though, for real.
It ain't no whole bunch of flash and shit.
Like, nigga, ain't no where to buy that shit at?
Ain't no fucking sacks or no shit like that.
Where are you going to go buy some Gucci at a Louis?
You got to go to Memphis or some shit.
No, it ain't none of that type of shit, me.
It's damn, like, y'all forced to just stay, not stay conditioned.
Y'all forced to stay traditional, bro.
Right.
So you might go and see a nigga just have a fresh-ed black tea.
You know what I'm saying?
Clean cut.
Clean cutting.
Some black forces.
There's a black knife flail.
Exactly.
The nigga ain't getting no fuck about that, bro.
Right.
Young nigga be rich at hell, though.
Right.
From some real grown-man-a-worked.
This nigga ain't did shit.
It's in high school, but pole concrete.
Yeah.
Now that nigga then took over to his daddy.
Old Mississippi.
He's doing concrete for a whole Mississippi.
I got a cousin who's like that, bro.
His dad had a big-ass concrete bed.
He died and left to him.
He's the youngest brother.
He's running the whole shit.
Shit, I, you know, I believe you,
you know, I believe my tree cut.
Bro, my little cousin, I said, man, my cousin cut tree.
I said, he said, they called him.
Tried me down.
That nigga came and cut some tree, man.
My little cousin.
This nigga, like, 22, 21, 22 years old.
Mugren the whole fucking.
He came and cut some tree, what?
One thing about it.
If I need any construction.
Cut as me, you need some shit.
I do. Don't worry about here.
He had number one on my length.
If I need any tree you cut,
Cud, I call a nigga like on you.
Cud, Coo, Coole.
Need some tree cut, Cud.
Get no Mississippi, boys.
I got to text in my phone right now
and show you what the niggas said.
Ask D.C. if we need us to come back.
What, what?
I appreciate Cud, but you got to make sure
and then Cud like when you do good building, bro.
You feel me?
He appreciate that.
You pull them up, make sure they feed,
make sure they scrape.
He said, you know what?
I like it when you do business.
Because you put me up, you made sure I were good.
You sent my money on time, so I cut down some extra trees for you.
Nigger, cut down some extra trees.
You hear me?
Yeah, he said, don't forget to check around and see if you need any work done around them.
My guys been worrying about it.
Man, what?
I love Cud, man.
He put in the thing.
Man, then he's setting trees correctly.
Like, it ain't no nigger bending, man.
When you find somebody black that actually do good business, bro, you got to appreciate them for.
Then cut, no corner.
Ain't cut.
Now, Kona.
Now, nigger, Kahn him.
Now, and get where he went straight back to when your job was done.
Mississippi.
What, went right, man.
He said, look, I'm about to go up that road right quick and be about three hours.
I appreciate you.
Man, you're a little...
Hold down now, man.
Well, Mississippi.
Yeah.
Oh, I love Mississippi.
My town ain't, like, it ain't the backwoods that shit, though, but it ain't big.
Right, right.
It's small enough where you don't even need a cell phone, you don't even need a phone.
You're going to see everybody that you're trying to catch up.
Or you just pull up on them.
They ain't going to be one or two places.
They're going to be here or there?
Exactly.
Right.
That's real.
I'm talking about when you're sitting in traffic, bro,
and you could be at the light and look up in your real view mirror
and look back three cars.
I'm like, look at Cove, man.
What's up, Caw?
That type.
Go around, go around, go around.
Yeah, Cah, I fuck with.
But I'm talking about you could literally just spot, you know,
who car it is, where they're going, all this.
It ain't know anything that looked like is out of the road.
out of the norm.
And that's what I'm saying,
you can ride by the motherfucking
ride by Walmart
and be like,
just ride on the highway
and look in the parking lot,
yeah, my cousin ain't working.
You, nigga, he parked right there.
There he goes right there.
He's working the top spot.
Right.
This nigga outside.
You blow horn.
It's just crazy, bro.
Ride by that.
Mimi, go.
See you, fool.
Every restaurant that you pull up at,
these are people you know,
went to school with,
live down the street from,
I'm talking about from
Publix to CVS to Walgreens
You know everybody
You literally know everybody
And even when you go to Matt Donald's name
You were like
Man, that's my partner
The little sister, there ain't about
That's been talking to her crazy like that
And that my dog, Auntie who the manager
And you know what I'm saying
It's just a different place man
And they're like being in the city like this
And you would think like
Like think of just like Forrest Park right
This would be like Oxford
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's just, this is the whole, this is a whole town.
It's a whole town.
Yeah.
But that's how it is.
It's just the city, make it seem like everything is together.
But now, we really small cities connected to each other in little towns and shit.
Right.
It's just Atlanta feels big.
But no, Morrow is a city.
Riverdale is a city.
And then we were to treat it like it was really a city and be like, all right.
Well, let me know everybody that's in Riverdale.
But see, that's when Atlanta, like, a hundred different little cities.
It's every fucking where.
From Douglasville to Riverdale.
Marlowe, the motherfucking actworth, Marietta,
it's sad to spray.
And then it's like every couple years,
they'll throw another little city in there like this was Atlanta last year.
Atlanta is Atlanta is just, we adopted everybody.
Yeah.
If you put it like, if you're to be real,
Atlanta is really only so small.
We're just so connected that everything.
If you think about it, right, how shit be in the country, right?
You could tell where you're getting off it because of the exit.
Right.
Two exit down,
even though y'all may share the same county.
Right.
You only consider concerned about the exit.
You get off the exit, you're in the next town.
Even though we may share the same county,
you're still the next town over.
Right.
You did what I'm saying?
Here it's like two exits down, you still allow me.
But see, my shit, I said like this, it's like,
you could, like you say, for instance, Atlanta and Fordham County.
Right.
You either live in Atlanta or Fortin County.
But it's still the same shit
You know where the county is
That's the country
But if you go to the city of Oxford
All this shit is Oxford is
And we live in the county
And we see in the country part
Y'all claims the county more over the city
Right
You see what I'm saying
See what I'm saying? But in the city
We only claim the city
But if we want to get technical
We'd be like all right
What county you're in?
Because you still be in Atlanta in DeKal
But it's only a little part of Atlanta
The whole decatur
Is DeKal.
But Atlanta cut off a little bit in the cab
But I wouldn't trade that shit
For the world though
Now they're like
I get to see the difference
It'll just
You can never capture that feeling
Or just like
Going to a football game
Or some shit
And everybody
You know everybody there
Right
Everybody
I'm talking about
You know everybody
In that bitch
From the lady selling
The hot dogs
And tearing the ticket
To the nigger playing
The saxophone over here
To the nigs on the field
That shit was just magical, bro.
Especially when we had, like, our school,
like Oxford versus LaFed,
like the city versus the county.
Man, that was the best shit in the world.
It was fucking crazy.
They didn't have a ball out there.
But then it's like, we moved to the city,
and then you're like,
don't none of these motherfucking people know each other.
You just meet different motherfuckers all day, every day,
until you start seeing, you know what I'm saying?
That's just how it is.
You can literally just go and,
Meet motherfuckers forever around this, baby.
You'll never know them, though.
That shit burned you.
All right, man, we gotta get the fuck out of here.
We got shit to do.
Oh, my God, nice.
Hey, man, can we?
Oh, what that fool is there?
Oh, I'm hungry.
It was over there.
We were supposed to be going to talk with them.
Oh, really?
Well, that shit was fun.
Niggum went down memory lane, for a little.
Boy.
I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest.
rest of my life, what that meant.
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