The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - KEVON STAGE TONY BAKER TAHIR MOORE IN THE TRAP! with Karlous Miller #pocketsausage

Episode Date: May 29, 2021

Kevon Stage, Tony Baker, Tahir Moore bring the #pocketsausage comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂JUST ANNOUNCED:85 South Show LIVE is coming to Biloxi, Seattle*, Sacramento & North Charleston! Tix on sale NOW! More dates to be added soon!Ticket Biloxi: http://bit.ly/85SBiloxiTicket Seattle *NEW DATE: http://bit.ly/85SSeattleTicket Sacramento: http://bit.ly/85SSacramentoTicket N. Charleston: http://bit.ly/85SNCharlestonFOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - www.ayoungplayer.comProducer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - https://instagram.com/cat_corleone_/It's Jon - https://www.instagram.com/holaj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. For My Heart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. But in 2014, the youngest escaped. Listen to the Turning River Road. road on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Join IHeart Radio and Sarah Spain in celebrating the one-year anniversary of IHart

Women's Sports. With powerful interviews and insider analysis, our shows have connected fans with the heart of women's sports. In just one year, the network has launched 15 shows and built a community united by passion. Podcasts that amplify the voices of women in sports. Thank you for supporting IHeart Women's Sports and our founding sponsors, Elf Beauty, Capital and Novartis. Just open the free IHeart app

and search IHeard Women's Sports to listen now. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.

Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. I had two gallons in my row. My brother gave me a gallon when I walked from this spark. You need pan. Don't point out my soda, girl.

It's delicious, too. 23 flavors. They weren't really no 23 flavors. No, no. 23 flavors and shit. When's the last time you had a soda, Tom? The gingerass here. Thank you, Loz.

Shit. I don't really feel like it counts. But back to you, man. I don't know. I don't know. I got nothing for you. Hey, man. You didn't like me more?

I have attachment issues. I used to like, uh, attachment issue. He's digging that spice. You can't even drive all up. I know you probably only got two favorites. I love. What's you're trying to spend on one? What you're trying to?

I'm plugged in. I can get you one. It just can't be one of mine. People will be trying to get your cars all the time? Yes. They don't understand. this thing. I have an obsession, man. By the time it's done,

you'd already put the work into it. That's part of the fun of it, though. That's what I'm saying. You bought a car yesterday. You bought a car yesterday? What you buy? A convertible. 1968 Camero SS.

Let me cue this up, man. Camaro? 19, what? 60 what? 68. Oh, you don't have to Google it. You don't have to make up a I'll show you me this. I'll show me that way. And that's another good thing.

Like, you buy them from like, especially out west. You ain't got to worry about the rust. It's pretty much good to go. That's the one yesterday. Where you get it from? From this black dude. Out here? He always got the nice cars.

Now that's already clean. Yeah. Right up to here. That's right up his alley. This is when it had like that Mustang body in the Mustang at the same type body. Kind of. You got the back of it?

Yeah, I got some more. That's just my favorite one, favorite picture. What color is the interior white? Yeah. It won't be for long though. No holes in the top? No holes in it, gas hole. There's it.

No rust. No nothing. All right, niggins, good bye. Yeah. We're all taking care of that type of shit. We're not out here bangs. I had nothing. That's right, man.

I ain't got to worry about smog down here, so I ain't got nothing. Nah. Smog. We don't do small. I know. Y'all love his fuck. This is.

You know what smog is? It's a small hog. Oh. This type of shit we're on, down. I sing you found the fat-booty TVs, man. Oh, this big-booty TVs in the alley out here. That's up. Even TVs, you've got big-booties.

Man. Too much movie in Atlanta, Atlanta. TV out here. Too much. My TV was making a clap in that alley. I don't know. Hey. Yeah, Lennon.

You say, well, everybody's famous in the Atlanta. The bartender got a million followers. That's true. You don't really see that many people like that, though. In LA, I feel like you got to go out. Oh, yeah. If you go to England, well, you'll see it. or you go to, like, the clubs or shit like that,

but you don't see, like, you see a chick with herty in L.A. More than likely she's like a herty chick. Or she bought her. Yeah. Depending on what part of the town you see her in there. Yeah. I've seen a few fat booties in L.A. There's a couple of them. A couple local asses in L. A couple local.

They're there. A couple local. Local fatties. Local fatties. Yeah. I like it up. Not like out here, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't be out here. Yeah.

Man, it's crazy. Yeah, I support all this in the out of here. Because God put some of the fattest asses on these women down here. It's just ridiculous. Listen, you're your first time coming to Atlanta? Like, if you're a black man, you love black women. You come to Atlanta, the first time you're going to get whipped last. You know, the whole time.

You're like, God, damn. When I first moved down in Atlanta, man, I couldn't believe. I thought. And I was from St. Louis, and it's women with big booties. Right, hell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, shit. I was like, I can't move that anymore.

When I moved down here the first time in 2009, no, I'm sorry, it was like 2007, it was nothing but the club, the shake joint, and the mall to go to. They didn't have a whole lot of... Shit. This is when you had your room and the goddamn, uh,

at the bottom of that, that Italian restaurant. Oh, shit. Yeah, because I came and did that room, I was like, this motherfucker, a little sketchy, but the food snuck and slap me to me. Damn, what's the name of this spot? I don't know. But it was like in a residential neighborhood.

Yeah. Kind of tucked off. God damn, what's the name of that spot? I didn't have so many spots around here. You came in that bit, 30 minutes after it started, somebody else started hosting. You came in and took over for this hosting it. Yeah, sometimes you got to do that.

Not. Sometimes you gotta have an opener, open up. I feel like that. I feel like. You hear if I do that? I want to get your head and down. That's what she said. Oh, this is going to be a great episode.

Oh, that'd be having a good time, man. I can feel it. We're in the track. We're in the track. We're in the track. You had some of my favorite rappers on the show, too. Who? Who's all of your favorite rapper?

Yeah, Fiend on the show. Yeah, Currency on the show. Yes, sir. Currency did my game show to working his hard show. I was like, yeah, nigga. And then I saw him on your show when he was in person because he had to do mine

via Zoom because the thick of COVID that he was really going on your show I was like Yeah They did a whole fucking concert too

I was like I don't get jealous much But this nigga You're like Oh now you rapping Now you got Yeah my favorite Oh y'all chillie y'all

You're hungry son They connect it on the car They connect it on the cars And the weed So I can do the cars I got car talk all day, but I can't connect to the league. He drove his fucking rose rush truck all the way up here.

As soon as they got out, I was like, let me see the Impala. I was like, nigga, let me see this. Yes. This is the start of the show. Now, I got to hear, I told him when I interviewed him at Rolling Aloud, I was like, I don't know how I'm going to get it to you, but I'm going to buy you a car. I was like, all the music you gave away for free. Buy him a car?

You're going to buy him a car? I'm going to buy him a old school. So he had love giving gifts. That's serious. This is a gift, McGee. That is a serious. But his thing, like, with old schools, you can buy, like, like, I've seen his fleet. I don't think he has a Malibu, and he has a Monte Carlo already, but he doesn't have a Nova.

So if I find, like, a 70-something Malibu or 70-something Nova, all I do is just shipping to him. Because when you're a real car enthusiast, the joy is actually the journey of the bill. So you send him to work. Can you do the work? Yeah, I just sit there in the base. I just send him the body. Yeah, don't, no, man. And that's like sending a bill.

Like, here go electricity. You say you just pay for it. It's different when it's a car, man. It's different because I don't know what he wants in that car. Like, every car is different. Every car he has to fill it out to get, like, what the interior should be on this, what the wheels should be on. He might want to go out of the society.

So when you see yours, do you see the vision of what it's going to be? Like, I'm going to turn it to Vin Diesel. Go get the dominant Touretto. Put the white wife beat her on. It's not about how you paint your coat. The family is how you drive it with the witness house. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. He really said that.

Yeah. He was dead serious. He was dead serious. I lived my life a quarter mile. Then they just stopped racing. They was like, man, let's steal stuff in these movies now. They start running. Going to the government and jumping out of bed.

Not even going out of space saving the world. Then he's a reality of like LL KooJ when Jamie Fox was LL KooJ, he said LL QJ, really thought he was a football player. Yeah. I feel like this is my line. He really, you see, I say. He comes to set with a toolbox,

his hands are already done it. Quarter mile at a time. This is a real mile at a time. They should have kept it the way they had it where they were like, and building shit. They had to hear it. Fast five was my favorite one.

Oh yeah? What was that one? That was when the rock first came. Oh, yeah. That was the best one. And the rock got big. I felt like he kept interrupting the movie movie trying to arrest everybody.

He was messing with him. He was a lot of that party's on. You know, she was just getting good. I'll take your candy ass to jail. He had a lot of things in that one. Oh, he did, man. He was bringing it. They should have kept the same formula.

Like, Fast and the Furious One was dope. Because they built the car and shit, and they had a little story. And then Fasted and the Furious 2 should have been that Asian dude. They should have found out more about that Asian dude. The Asian dude. Terrell! Yeah, yeah. That's what two should have been.

Which one was the one when they did Tokyo drift? That was the third one. That should have kept that one. Because Bow Wow, didn't even get to really draft shit. Once I saw Bob Wals in there, I was like, they really just left the story. Ben left for two. He wasn't even there for two. Right sure?

He wasn't? It was Paul Walker and Tyrese for the second. Oh, is that when he said, forget about it, because that was dope. That was pretty dope because, yeah, that was dope. I said, forget about it, girl. I'm saying the line in one is Jaru. Monica! Oh, I hated that.

I hated that. I hated that. That was the one part that fucked me up, because he lost. And he tried to come back and get it to Spanish chicken. She was like, Nicky, you didn't win. And nobody said nothing.

Nobody's talking to listen. Bro, they say niggas so hard in LA, like the Mexican community. I didn't know. I was in the Midwest. So in St. Louis, the only people say, they're black people. So when anybody,

else saying, you're checking them immediately. When I walked out there in L.A., and this girl was like, what's up, my nigga? And he was Mexican, but he had like four homies with him. I had like, two with me. I was like, what we're going to do? That's how we said. We said something, and we let this ride. In Washington, it was Samoans. And it was like, they had the, you know,

the rock arm and stuff. They could say what they want to say. Hey, man, you know, and cultural appropriate, you know, hey, man. You know, right? You know what I'm saying? Like, I saw a video of Samoan dude. He grabbed the motherfucker by the top of his head and, like, threw one. I was like, I never.

True story. You're like, nigger, nigger, nika, nika, nika, nick. True story. My house in Washington, there was, it was 2 o'clock in the morning. There was somebody, we heard, like, fighting sounds. My wife was like, go check that out. And I'm like, that's the worst part by having my wife. Go check it out.

I don't want to have to check out every sound. Go check it up. And then they don't come with you. No. Go check that out. She turned over, pull the covers up to her soul. I'm like, we're the same height. Me, you know, about the same height.

Y'all is not the same height. She's not the same height. She told her not the same height. She told her to, shoot. All right, first of all, y'all ain't got to do that. I'm just saying. Ferry and going to go to the door before you. She'd be like, all right, stay in the bed.

You'll check this out. But that will make you feel like such a bitch. If your lady was that type of lady, hey, lay down, I got this. Oh, that's a nice one. I'd be like, dang. Right, absolutely. You be pros.

I don't know. He'd be posted. You didn't post it, basically, that's definitely good time of my wife. What was it? Fucking bad. There ain't no bad no more though. What you're doing to? That bear was in the den.

I was wrestled in my body. You pulled the Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah, but he was Leonardo. And what's out of his blood are you? Fucking coyote. You should see the coyote. Well, you should see the other guy. Hell yeah.

Yeah, I got to the window and it was some moan blood jumping somebody in. And the sound they were throwing them my car. She was like, what is? I was like, man, some Samoans jumping this blood in. She was like, go stop them. I was like, girl, I said Samoan's. Jumping somebody. Blood.

Girl, what's that? You're on your car. It was a 96-7. I was like, girl, don't wait. I was going to die over a pivot. But you said two very terrifying things, and they scared. Neither one of them scared. It was Samoan blood. Bruh, these ain't doctors or getting. These are the fighting Samoans.

Yeah. And a jump in. He'd been looking. forward to this moment. He didn't waiting and get jumped in. You imagine somebody to get prepared for a jump in. I'm like, I'm gonna take that first. It's like, oh, yeah.

I didn't interrupt this community. You could. That's the moment. He's been waiting on. He's been waiting for this moment. He's like, bro, they're gonna pull up on me. Leave me out of heart. Yeah.

I wear glasses, bro. I'm supposed to go through glasses. He's going to be pumped up. I got to show extra hard by socking him. Right. When the community man come out, I'm a sock. You know, we've got to prove you a real gangster. So after they get through whooping you,

they're like, say, so what are the other I had for this time. Yeah. My hand or what? I got to be on me 15 seconds. Right! Now I just got beat up in my front yard. And I still got to go to work because it was like Tuesday.

Still had to go to work. Bust it up. What happened last night, man. But they were dead as wrong. They had no business jumping that man that loud. At 2 a.m. 2 a.m. On my car.

On your car. They could have did it on the lawn. Anywhere. And he slived down your wrist you. Bro, he was, this was all through. Well, these neighbors are just, they just, they just walking through it. They were just walking through.

The neighborhood was like, here. That's what I don't want to say. Why don't you pick right here? They're like vaticered yards when they do it. A yard was nice. Yeah, so they're like, they're like, this is a spot. This is a word. Yeah.

That was a tough thing to hook up too. He is that Civic in 1996. Yeah. Purpose. Right there. Furn his feet. And get him in a employee just to get you to come out so he had to do something to you too, that would have been. That would have been part of it for sure.

Oh, man. Man, they know how to beat the homeowner up. Oh, man. That shit was to fuck the whole gangster moment up, though. You would have just, like, found a spot, like open the window, like, hey, people have to work in the morning. We got your work right here. Putting in work. No, they always pausing on gangway.

Putting in work. You know, it's in the neighborhood, and it's dark. You can find, like, an upstairs window or one of them little sneak spots they wouldn't find. You know how your house is set up. Yeah. You got this spot where you could talk shit to people outside. They don't know where you're talking about. They don't know where you're at exactly?

I mean, I do. That's why I bought my house. Shout like you across the street. There's a small bathroom window. They would never suspect. That's not a lookup. That's a slider. He's like, hey, shut up.

You're slamming right quick. You're talking big shit through the kitchen vick. Go take that bullshit somewhere else. You're just doing that in the hole with the dryer. Oh, man. Oh, that? I see y'all niggins in the front out there. Y'all got the softest gang out here, man.

Y'all members is all paper on your desk. Whoa, if I didn't have to work tomorrow. Your members is all paper? Oh, all paper, man. You got honorary members out here. They just ended for the tattoos. Man, where he is, man? Oh, sir.

You watch them go in the wrong house, beat them like that lady. That'll save a lot of lives, though. That would. If motherfuckers actually could be in games on paper. Where you from, Cah? Hold up, Liz. Clear states the right here. All right.

Oh, that's all the backseat cars are watching. All the big homies sign don't know. There's bad signatures on me. You got to get five signatures? A red devil sign that? That's a red devil scene. Yeah, man. Oh, nigga, that would be a little bit like a library card.

You got to turn it over and see the signatures. Like a . But you know that niggins are going to have fake ones. Like, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, blood, the address wrong. There ain't no way he'd live on that street. There's a law. Look at his address, man.

That's when they start crumbling. Grab on your face. Grab me, too. And they used to send paperwork. That ain't even. That ain't even. That ain't even. This is card stock.

Nah, man. We don't know about card stock. No. They don't even print that shit on printing. Where do you get this shit from, man? No, I got it from the, that's what they run out of lines. I got it from the, you know what I'm saying?

They didn't get it to me. They came, they flew in for the night. You don't fly. That first driver, you know it's over. They came in 40s and plus. Why was that always the first move? The shirt grabbed. I was just sitting there and take it.

I ain't gonna be as bad as myself by trying to run, you can imagine trying to run and get away from speaking somebody faster? You just have to you. I'm mad, man, I got my mama style. Like, I know I ain't. What if you break the run and you fall right there? Oh, you don't get no one. What if you fall in?

What if you fall in? Right right there? This right here, the ladies get caught up? You know already face that? They got to grab you up. Get jokes. Hey, come on, make shit. Come on.

Come on. What are you doing? One time. This thing I already done it up, right? You used to fall off your bucket. You can be trying to pick where they're going to hit you. It's the best time to get jumped in, though, niggas don't want to get your blood on them.

Yeah. If I was in the game, I saw the blood, whoa, whoa. So I stonping you out. You get in the gang and y'all just sitting back chilling and out of nowhere and they were like, bro, you've been tested, bro. Yeah, that's the R-in question.

Hepatitis? I'll be asking you, you got hepatitis? I ain't sock in the mountain this man, y'all go ahead. Yeah, we're going to have to pull the bats on you. I wonder if gang membership declined with COVID. Probably so. In the beginning of it, they've been wearing masks the whole time. That's true.

That is true. That is true. They was like, we've been on this. Yeah. They just pulled out to sanitizers. before the side of cooking, yeah, you know what I really want to see, like, what the inside of a game meeting looks like, like it's somebody who's winning in there, 10 minutes. It's very low budget. There is nothing like you think.

They don't have a sergeant of arms to keep orders, like, ah, you're a loks called down. You don't know what I'm not? Uh-uh, you can't call nobody that. You can't have a sergeant at arms. Yeah, you only got one. Yeah. They try to keep an order. They have treasurer, sergeant, the arms.

See, these are all niggas who were too injured to go back to the streets. Like the nigga who keeps the piece at the meeting, and he roll up, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, y'all chill, y'all chill. Man, let's keep the cool, man. Can't always go to the gun back. His arms is cut up from all the road.

Hey, man, y'all got the jill. Oh, gee. Go tell me about it. Go tell me. You think y'all got it all figured out? You turn in? You hit the break real hard. You got it all figured out, man.

What do you know about sacrifice? Y'all don't know nothing about sacrifice. I don't know. I'll be the winner last summer. Yeah, but that was last something. I paid the price and the winner. Now, listen up. I'm telling you, man.

That pull up and stop is hilarious. Oh, man, the twist. You think you got it all figured out, huh? I think you know the game. Let me tell you something. I've been out here. He slammed the folder hard and put the meeting notes up.

Just y'all knew him. He can't get the door. Open the door. Hey, man. Welcome back to the A-E-N-South show. Oh, my God. That was the end. Yeah, that's how we do.

I love this shows like that. That's how we do, man. It's a very black show. This was voted the number one black show for black people between the ages of 13 and 77. Oh, absolutely. Oh, wow. 13 and 77?

That's a wide age guy. That's everybody. That's everybody. Old people tuning in, man. And I didn't make that up. That's based off internet research. That's dope. It's like the tonight show for black people.

black people. Our youngest fan four days old. Fresh in the game. Fresh out? I relate to this. I've been a lot for 85 hours. This is my show. When they talked about that placenta, clapping with them baby hair.

He can't leave his head up. He's watching the show like this a whole time. He's still heavy. Hold my head up. Hold my head up. Y'all got jokes, but I got video proof. Look, that old fan? Yeah, the baby was like, mm-hmm. Anytime you make a baby laugh.

Like that was like, I was pretty sure that's a shit, I think that's a developing laugh. Okay, got it, got it, amen. Yeah. Amen. Yeah. I made that time before shit. Teach us off.

According to the pediatrician. Oh, you got to the pediatrician, too. I know one. Okay. No one. The pediatrician, like, man. That's 85 stuff. Yeah, man.

Looking out a lot of these babies. I was like, was that a crap for help? He was like, that's a developing laugh. The mom used to put the stomach up to the lap around. Yeah, and the baby was like, mhm. Sniggin, lies as good as I do, baby. Straight face.

If you don't. Keep doing it, bro. When you get to the point where babies are gone, you don't know. I'm inspired. I'm inspired. That's why I'm just keep doing what you're doing, y'am-law. Man.

You think you know how to make babies now? You don't know shit about this. You turn me. Oh, shit. What's the rap? Look, man, if you can't look around and see who we got in the trap with us today, man. We got none other than to hear more.

Yay. Me and Kev on stage. My man, Tony Baker. Hey man, I don't know if y'all was on Twitter the other day, but there was a whole fucking argument. Niggas was arguing about Kev, and they was like, the nigga named Kvon. Oh, no.

They was like, no, niggas Keevon. I'm like, niggas, it's Kev on. You know there's people out there who thinks your name? My name is Kivan Stage? Your name? My last name is Stage. How many other stages you met in your life? I was like, hey, my name is Randall Stage.

You all are here, man? Rival Stage? My son, Territus. A long line of stage. You think they fuck your name. That ain't nobody's name. My uncle followed this nigga on Twitter. And he always be like, boy, you follow Tony the Baker.

Hey, hey, with them goddamn animals. All of them. That nigga funny. That's who you got to get in with. That's what you got to get in with, son. Tony McKeown. That's your thing, man. Tony Boole on.

You got to add the gun down. Tony the bacon, good ladies' gentlemen. Hey, that's me you got to get in with. That's you need to go to a couple. Well, people always think they got the answers, man. My mom, when I first moved to Hollywood, she told me, she's like, won't you just call them and tell them that you want to be an actor? Call who?

I said, call who? She said, Hollywood. I said, you think it's doesn't know, Hollywood. They got a bill. Call them and tell them? She said, she little, Emma James Cohn said,

call them and tell them you want to be in. I wish it was at ease. I wish it was. Hey, man, I've seen the movie y'all working on. Let me get in on that. I remember when I first moved off there, I did call the Wayne brothers.

I called there, like, they had an office. You called the other brother. Yeah, I called the office that you, that I Googled, and I was like, Hey, my name's here. I was wondering if you guys said any internships or anything like that. They was like, make it for what?

I was like, You faded that? Anything. Well, no, we flew in for me. He was on the other line talking shit. You know how many cousins, me? We don't hear outside me. Man.

What's your last name, boy? Fuck off my mom. Wayne's on him. knick up. You was probably talking to a wend. No, this is Greg Wayne. Who the fuck is you? Second cousin, about his father.

Bobbner. That was tough, man. He really called, though. You tried. I tried, man. I called Black Hollywood. I didn't want to do that, though, like Black Panther, too. Who answered the phone when you called Black Hollywood?

I don't know who. They didn't give me their name. Probably Uncle Levi from the bedroom. Oh! What's up, y'all, folks? Levi. He was always sharp, too. Always sharp.

And that perm popped up. He had that bump on the perm. He had that bump on the perm. Curl's fresh. One going to change. Hey, what's up, your brother? All right. Every week.

That curve was-old. He's a close handshaker, too. Mm-hmm. As it was weird, he was like, what's up, y'am, bro. And that nigger, you are right? You are right? You know, like the Apollo Wood.

Oh, Nick, you got a whole whole lot of oil of your head after you get through your whole shoulder was oh because he did this a lot he did this yeah then pinzoor 10w 30 man what y'all doing in Atlanta man we uh we shoot a food show for for the Kevin on stage studios at it's like diners jobs and dives but instead of chefs comedians you know you're on the road you're looking for something to eat you like man we in Atlanta what's good to eat around here oh man you got to go to you know barnies or a life kitchen or whatever Bro, you know what you should have did on that episode?

You should just kept going to Waffle House. We went. You should just kept going on every episode? Now, this location of Waffle House happens to be my favorite because I actually have to sit down there. Okay, we would have to see. That works. That's funny.

I would have just went to the Waffle House five different times. That's a big hysteria. Now, this Waffle House don't ask you unless you eat. It's a whole new thing outside. That's what we went to. Had a homeless man that was on me. Oh, man. Man.

He told, he said, man, he'd break me out some bread. He told me, he told me, he's like, y'all need you going to order. He's like, no, no, bread. I mean, you need money, brother. You know what I'm saying? I thought he wanted to break bread. Like, let's eat together. No, I really want to eat with you.

No, give me the money. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, this niggas and something else. Let me give me something to eat here. Man, come on. I ain't hold it right now. Come on, man.

Give me the money. I get what I want. Yeah, man. Let me take you to get that on. No, man. Just give it here. You don't want to give the homeless niggas some food.

Like, no, you just had this sandwich. I want no goddamn sandwich. It's been booge every time you're actually giving the food. Man, never mind. I don't want that shit. You get frustrated you ain't got out of hell with that. You got a thing.

You got a thing. You got a thing. I got the cheap guy ongar beer. I swear this is a true story. We went to the Braves game. This nigga had made two egg sandwiches and took it and snuck him in the game. But he didn't eat him.

And the homeless dude was outside the state. I'm like, man, and get me something to eat and he gave him the fucking egg sandwiches he was like that felt good I was like

and the homeless dude hurt me like man that man ain't want them goddamn salad and the nigger turned around

and were like actually I do niggie that sound like we can put sausage in his pocket what the fuck are you putting out it doesn't even sound

like I don't have nothing to do what we're talking about Bernie I was like eight years old we was talking about

homeless people in the brain That was the hopeless move that you did. What type of shit is this, man? You know, I'm gonna tell you, now that you hear it and brought it up. Why the fuck did you do that? We know black people, we get the oval socket. No, I'm just saying the sausage.

The oversawks. Well, wait. No, this is going to the downhill fan. You can't blame this on the whole race. We all been in there. You know it's black. No, some sausages in our pockets. No.

We are all. That nigger I never stole The polo sauce So my mom cooked And we go in to church I'm dressed in church stuff The church van come earlier

And I got a piece of sausage In each hand She's like the van's here They're cook, cook But just no bread But just like hot sausage The grease saw and everything She's like come on now

The church van here I'm like why I ain't finished Perfectly get in the van So I got slacks on I come to get in the van, I'm like, six, seven, eight, and I can't get in without grabbing the things. You got to look at the van.

Church dude, Deacon, in the front seat. I'm like, let me just put my . He goes, you just put a sausage in your face? I was like, well, I couldn't get, couldn't get up. Like, every hour of these, I'm gonna try to bring that story out. Why didn't you just put the one in? You still had this or did you double up? I look at it, but I try to get up with the one of the left head.

So I'd be like, ah. I had to put one in his spots. So putting the soft of down. Never. Both of them. Just biting it like. I had been thinking about that. I'm not for the rustic experience.

I feel like so much more happened before you got to the bus. Like you went upstairs and got your car. He opened the door. Like, it was no problem up until getting in the van. I needed to help up, man. Everything else you can get the elbow in, you know what I'm saying? You can close the potter with your leg. But I need to get up on the van.

Hey, Cam, you, man, if you got some of the grease on this, man. Was this the backpack? No, fresh. I put it right. Church pants. You're greasy. When I'm in there, I take it, I got a linen all over it. It's like, oh.

He still ate it. Oh, that's fucked up. Man, where were you in life? Who? I never heard enough shit like this. Yo, he put the sauce. What color was this? This is some cartoon-ass shit.

No, they were gagged. That was great. The life was like this. You're seeing every piece in the screen. The pastor cut the servant in there. And the Lord, what the hell is this? Those grease say is on this young man? So you know he had sausage.

all that it was all every time every time he sat down it was just like a long fat grease thing on both sides I wasn't really I wasn't really thinking forward

no I was certain smelling like salt yeah how have I never heard that story you could have went longer without it

to hear that just bring it up random I had to do what we was talking about she was like yeah Carlos man what's your favorite colors

like He saved that for the day. He did. I said, I said, no one of the past four days. I was like, let's call those pockets. You're a car enthused, right? He was scared to put sausage in the pocket.

While he was about to get in a car. Well, it was bad. Anyway, the sausage is the point. That was just his way of letting us know he's a notorious gangster by the name, Sausage Pockets. It's not necessary, man. Who you work for? You've heard of sausage pockets?

Sausage Pockets. Oh, you don't know how he got to? that name? He killed, man? No, no. He was hungry when he was ate. This food show

was perfect for you there because you know what the fuck goes on when it comes through. That man has a lot of great places. The man has a good food. Where did y'all go?

Y'all should have went to Old Lady Gang. That's Candid's restaurant. Old Lady Game? Candy from escape. Oh, yeah, yeah. Man, the macaron. Yeah, it's called Old Lady Gang.

Shit, fight. Candy got a lot of different businesses. Candy is amazing. We got that bedroom candy at the crib. I did that. I know you do. He got candy.

In the bed, too, not curses. You know what I'm saying? You don't need some chocolate and peanut butter in the middle tonight, nigga. You gotta buy some of that bedroom. You get the little cold shit that you put on a nipple, then you blow it and it get warm. The warmest sensation oil. You also have the, you know, the flavored lube comes in the bottle, a couple different sides. This thing is a freak, man.

Oh yeah. I mean, listen, I got the cock cream with the vibrate on the end. the vibrate on the end and the intensity of the vibrates you connect one to your phone if you vibrate to him by yourself no what fuck yeah he said he got it he said he got it yeah i put it on you knock on the door to here we fit a little hey hey hey what the fuck i ain't gonna put it in my pocket why are you activating this yourself though that makes the way what do you mean to here's just be talking about what if she had to get up and get the towel okay cool go ahead so sorry Curl is okay, man.

Turn that on when you're talking to you. All they used them was cheese in the room, man. There you go, man. Oh, man. Have a good time, man. I didn't know about that restaurant. Yeah, like I was saying, that shit good. Old Lady Game, macaroni and cheese.

We quit. Yeah, fuck, he don't do a shit. Y'all ain't bought no sex toys. Man. Why about sex toys? Enough for me. Kevin, it ain't for me. It's for me.

is to get her cutors. Oh, it's for her. Yeah, it's her plan. I'm gonna sit there. No, man. They got these, uh, sweet potatoes, man. They got a his and hers, too. With the marshmallows in them?

Oh. Shaped like a you would go inside of it. I didn't know what she had it. Me neither. The sweet tea is good, too. With the lemonade, it's everything homemade. Man, she's in there. She's in there.

She don't be cooking, but she'd be in there. She'd be in there. You can't one of your bread? I'm telling you clad. Before you leave, this corporate go. You can't go too far back on the truck. You got to stand by right here. If you go too far back, that clap will come off.

Now the four-day-old baby checked out of the video. No, no, no, no. How do you think the baby got here? That baby was here and that baby came out. Bro. Did you ever hear that story about when Kev had them softs? Oh, what? What?

This nigga had a choice to me. He had the life to sit there. You were getting this man. I just want to know, like, what was your parents at, man? She was already in the back time. She didn't even look at her. Because I feel like as a black child, having two sausages will get you in trouble, especially you got sitting.

That's all I'm hearing in my mind. You're just greedy trying to eat up every goddamn damn dog. That's what it was. That's why she didn't have him with the door, because he ran out with a goddamn sausage because he didn't want to give us a lot. His back was turned. You know it was because he was being greedy, wasn't. But I just can't see a black family standing.

in the kitchen with the door over and waiting on the church bus and these sausages are right here how is this? That's why his mom was like because mom was like, I know I could more sauces. Okay. Where was she is what you had? If the church bus wouldn't have pulled it up what were you planning to do with these two sauces? Like there was no paper towel, there was no

plate. Yeah, I want to know why he didn't have paper towel. I was going to eat them. Both of them at the same time. So you was thugging anyway. He was double-sissing at the early age. Like what the fuck? We had two sausages and two beers. He was chewing and drinking.

Chewing and drinking. I didn't think this episode was going to go this way. And that's not the sausage links. These are the big. That's the key. You know what you're cutting half, you know, with the burning stuff on it and both sides.

So it really was kind of like four sausages then. Yeah. You put it down the middle. That was hard to get in your pocket. Because I saw like case sauce. That would have went right in a pair of church panels. When you got them split, that means you had.

As soon as you go in and hit the pocket and it'll open back up. So now it's like split right there. It was that. But that ain't four if you don't separate the thing, it's still two. No, that's four pieces. No, man, it's just opened up. And the black household, that's four. Cameron's trying to jazz it up.

He was like, no, that's butterfly sausage. And where was your mom, man, when you came out to the van? I feel like he was close by. So I was trying to get in the van before she came out. Okay. And that's like she wasn't going to see. That's why. No, I'm trying to be greedy.

I'm just like, once you tell you get in the van, you can't not be in the van. So when you put the sausage in your pocket, and you sat down in the church van. That grease didn't burn your thighs. It did. It definitely did. My thighs was hot.

Grease was coming up. That's why to get one out quick. When did you eat the sauce? Right? I want to see the dick his face. You open up the door. He saw your stuff. He watched the whole interaction.

He could have reached out of trying to hell. That's what I'm saying. He wanted to see what you was going to do. He wanted to see a bar. That's like that would have got you told on. by the church bus driving up. Callie, you know your son got two sauces back there?

Your son was two sauces packers. I ain't going to be driving y'all in church. You got saucy patties in your pockets. I got dogs. He's really break it down, man. He been paying some aggressive.

There's no eating on the church bus. I don't know why I got him with this steering wheel. He's got a old button. They ain't here with the saucers, man. I didn't sign up for this. He'd be rassing here because of y'all. I got to clean the rats out

every time I was eating in the cross in the morning because y'all got food here. Sick of this job, right? Praise God, do you. I didn't even know church bands was a thing for families. Really?

Yeah. I didn't know. They used to be in church. Like, look, if you don't, if you ain't got a car, the van will come pick you up. So we didn't have no car at the time. So, you know, we were just waiting for them. What is Jesus picture all that?

I ain't, I ain't going to let you miss this, man. Jesus would open the door for you. It would have. If it was a black dick and he was like, man, get in. We feel to be late. Did you have to explain the stains to your mom? What if you had been in there eating your sausage? She had to watch them.

And the bus driver was like, finally, somebody who understands? What? I did the right thing. It was a guy at our last church that used to always have crackers in his pocket. Written. Raw crackers? Listen, I was like, oh, you got to have that whole pack of that. Because I would have a conversation and I thought it was like the white stuff

to talk to much, it was cracker as to do, right? And I didn't know until I had the conversation with Buddy. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You make sure think about Jordan in the choir, man. There's a lot of men in the choir. Like, boom. Like that was a selling point. Like that.

You do a lot of weird in the car. I was like, oh, that's crazy, right? No, no package in there. Just raw crackers. Just raw. Rich crackers are good, though. They are, but not, I'm not going to eat it with lit. We can't even talk about this because YouTube will flagged a video.

Oh, who can you say the name? Because you said Rich crackers. They're going to think you said Rich crackers. crackers. You two will hit that yellow on your video for anything. I went on Facebook one day and I said, I like my crackers with cheese. To spend it for a week.

Really? You obviously talking about the food. You would take something. I mean, as a black man, yeah. Well, he really, man, he's like his white man with cheese with paper. I never. Jeff. I never liked it.

Bro, this dude keep me entertained with them fucking... Don't do shit else, ma'er. Just do animals, man. Here's the big, Tony is an angry old man. Oh, man, Tony. Tony is a villain of old anger and just frustration. He has every right to be angry, bro. But by what?

His fucking car just died. The old school. What was it? What was it? Is you Lansing? It's done. No, I gave it to Saran. It's not.

He should have been got rid of that car, though. He bought that on himself. Tony could have been got rid of that car. Shut down. He should have gone out. Colney out. All right, so I fuck up boys a lot. I want to go.

Ha, that's going to go. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. It don't matter. Yeah, I know that. But they won't let me live. So I was going to know what's going to happen. Tony catches me at the time.

On Tommy Lee Jones and the fugitives, man. I'm going to catch your performance. I'm going to get you there. They're talking dead the rights. They owe you that shit, though, from leaving all them fucking flight tags and everything. Oh, come on, man. I found two tags in my bag on this trip.

And you want us to feel sorry for you. They keep picking on me. Yeah, man, you're an asshole. Bad time. You deserve all that shit. Everything that he got coming to him. He deserved it. Until you do right, Barbie.

You think that's it? You think that all the tags you're going to find in that bag, my dick? No. Why do you ever submit it? I go to the airport and I just hang out. When people get their luggage, just throw them away. I just grab them. I say that for a couple hours.

That's, I didn't at that. Bro, no lie, though. In the middle of the pandemic, people wasn't even flying. He was putting, we had, like, shoots in May of last year. He put a, he put a luggage tag in my windshield. I mean, the visor in the car. You know what that tells me? My wife's driving the car, Lone.

She pulled a visage down and hit her in the head. He attacked her. She could have had an accident. That's actually battery. Yeah, it's really battery. I should have squared up. On the strip. That let me know you got a surplus of them shit.

I got three trash bags full of these luggage bags. The thing is, nobody even did nothing to him. We was just on tour. Nobody was doing no pranks. He just started doing that. You think I won't this? It just happened. He wants this.

He wants this. He chose this life. I'm a feeling, man. I like chaos a little bit. It gets too stagnant. So you got to switch it up and like, I would put a, he can have all. takes his shoes off wherever we stay long enough one of those shoes coming off right this man keeps sausage in his body you know limit to the type of shit he'll do so did he take

that shoe off i slide one in that shoe too but if you think about it then you you just really becoming that that black father you're doing shit like that you fuck it leave me in here i'm going to sleep you're just at that age of you don't give a fucking that's true man I went to sleep in the car. We was waiting for Tony and Josh and grabbed some smoothies. He was smoothed out. Man, listen.

I understand for a while, though. Nobody ever speaks on that. Like, we're black men, bro. We're getting old. You get certain privileges with getting older. Like, after you, I feel like once you get to be, like, 39, it was just fart. Whatever the fuck you want to him.

You shouldn't have to explain it. Who's going to say some? Hey, man, that's nasty. Well, I just had a fucking biancy. I'm on some new members. to keep me from going fucking crass. I take something from fucking migraines that's got me gassing.

I can't. The type of fucking place is this. We got no revival on that. What are you going to say after that? We didn't know. But it still stink? We didn't know. Your eyes water.

We never knew. Oh. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm drinking noni juice. They're talking to see-miles. Seamomot. Trying this new vegan shit. Try to get my life together.

Trying to stay alive with y'all. I'll find. I'll just die. I'll just die. I'll just die. I don't fucking in. I'll die. Because I wanted to stay here.

I ain't, man, too, man. Oh, gee. Oh, that was my great grandma, man. Everything was I'll just die. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney. And every Tuesday, I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.

On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on the street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed.

Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life,

impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, We continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths,

and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday.

Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white said it was okay.

Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was doing. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money.

I'm like, oh, my God, it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Oh, y'all just to keep a TV on. You want me? Okay, I'll just be dead then.

Hey, TV. You're going to have it loud so I can't sleep. I'll just be dead. Let's wake up there. That TV would be loud at the 10 o'clock. I don't know what it is about 10 o'clock, but soon as 10 o'clock hit, that TV is way louder than it. You're like, your TV ain't never get that loud.

You're like, you're the movie through that at the 10 o'clock. How can you be sleep the whole time to about 3, 4 in the morning? and then the infomercial is the loudest shit. Do you want to cook a turkey? I am in the morning. They come in your dream and bust that up, man. With the vacuum 3,000, you could, come on, man. You was getting topped off in the dream.

It picks up all the dirty residue. How would you like to cook a whole turkey on your countertop? In 10 minutes. I always wake up on the medical ones, And it scared me. It's making anything I have it. You get shortness of breath and wake up in the middle of the night.

I was honest. That was honest. I said. You may be died. I knew it. I knew it. And WebMD, man. Man, I stand for that.

Whatever you go search on WebMD always ends back on cancer. Always. You say, you'd be like, you're dead already if you read me. Nick, he'd be like, I'd be like, it may be cancer. Come on, man. Then they show you a finger look just like your finger. I was thinking of your finger. Same watch.

Is that my fucking thing? The same food in the background. Like, that too, all the wrist. She's like, whoa, that's my finger. They got a reflection of you looking into the computer screen. Like, this is me now. Stage four. They got a deaf data shit.

Stage four. Like, how weapons deep? Yeah. Oh, my God. You gotta stay off with that, man. That's the quickest way to die. Yeah, because that shit would give you two-minute, fucking, diagnosis. Too many, man.

Just go to the doctor. Hang-nail. Just go to the doctor. Go to the doctor. Yeah, sir. Yeah, let's like some simple shit. Hang-nail. Well, you get your kidneys check. First chance you get whatever. Before a fucking hang-nail?

Yeah. Yeah, the kidney produces the moisture that keeps the nails together. So if that's coming off, the kidney might be weak. Yeah. The skin flaking on? That's cancer. Same food. They show you every hospital picture of everybody's

hand. Just like my face. Y'all got me scared, man. Because I don't even know a motherfucker that drink eight glasses of water a day. Tony, I was drinking a gallon of a day. Gallum of a duck. I'll be peeing, though. Big pee.

Yeah, tell them about the time you peed on yourself, I peed on myself, too. You never peed on yourself? Like, you had that dream when you thought you was in the bathroom? Yeah, did. I did. Oh, nobody got sausage, but people would be peeing.

You were in the club? You're like, man, you'd be talking in your drinking. You know, you can't do you? Yeah. I peeed. I peed. But I knew it was my fault. I moved.

I moved. I ain't alone enough. I didn't stay in that place. Yeah. I moved. I had to move into a whole not. My situation was... Oh, you moved out of the house.

Yeah, I moved. That might have just been my self-conscious saying, piss on it. I don't know. You'd be peeing good in the dream. Oh. You'd be the best thing in your life. And that special to let you know as a drink, because in my dreams, I did. I did.

I said, that's what you know is. Dreams? She said in my dreams. She said, Dweens. It's cool. Go ahead. He said, my Dweens. You see, roll back to foot it.

Roll it back. That rolled back that goddamn footage. Y'all, if you watch on YouTube, just hit the 10 seconds. Hit the 10 seconds. You're going to watch the story. You're what you're saying? He has the soul of a free slam. Yeah.

Before you're on bed, before they help in me, right back. You put it in the comments. I'm pissing in my Dweens. Me and my cousin, Nick, Demas. Me and my cousin, Nick, Degas. The P and the Dream is super long. That's all I'm going to say. Yeah, he tried to get it on.

He's your order. That here was what you're talking about. I was going to hold out to everything. I was going to miss out now. Okay, don't pee in your drinks. All I was saying was, peeing is why. He closed up in the paperwork.

All right, man, you know what? I got to catch a fly in there. That shit is, terrifying, man. The worst one about keying on yourself as a dog is if you staves on, I had to wake my wife up. Like, hey, let me flip this match or something. In the middle of the night?

In the middle of the night? in the middle of the night. Oh, it's fair. Man, we had to put that day on the box off, flip it over and put the towel under us in the ground. You should have just peed a little bit on her and be like, baby, you sleep. She went up, I'm like,

you're going to miss the hold up with you. Come on, I ain't signed up for this. You knew we was in counseling? Babe, baby. You were drinking? That wine got you. Blame it on her? Now you're going to verify the pee.

It's too. It's enough. Yeah. Hey, man, you got a lot of the wife to have that against you. And I'm married to a nigger who pissed on it. Wow. She gonna bring that up, man. That's coming back.

I embrace it. I'm like, yeah, I did that. Absolutely, I did that. Like, what if she was just bringing it up casually around the fact, you know, and then he peed. You know, he peed on me, right? She got to bring it on me. I would have took her weeks to figure out that she didn't pee in the bed.

She's like, I didn't even wish leather at work like. I had to have no dream, though. I had nothing left, but I was both. Hold on. Hold on, Francis. Wouldn't no pee on my opinion. Piecing it together.

My head these wasn't even wet. It was my leg. You can't pee. I could have had it on my leg without. That should have been drinking. And the bottom of my shirt. It was just my bottom leg. Wait a minute.

He peeing on me. He was going on in there? No, nothing. Nothing. I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna see y'all apart. I gotta take care for that phone. He ain't home watching the game.

Hold on. What happened in the middle of time. Hey, Carlos, you a real piece of work. You peed on me, though. She penned, though. She's gonna bring the panties back out. They still wet. Show me the peep.

She got two pieces. This is the pee from the bed. Notice the color. This is my feet from the same morning. Good morning. Why she already had this? Let's see the morning. She got it in the back.

She got the little paper and shit. Watch this. Hold on, hold on. Click that light off. Blue light, come on. The blue light? That's how I know it was in my paper. It's pee in the bed and on the couch.

Wow, you got it. Oh no, I ain't got you. Come to the bare room. You're gonna hit the blue light in the air. Oh, you get her. Can't be living like you. You should have peed on them. I would eat out in the shower.

I wouldn't be on that bed. Like, I peed on the other shower. Just on the back of the leg, though. Let's see if I get away with the type of shit. You say what? That's the piss and gibbon. You know, they never peed on my body in the shower just a little bit? Her back was turned.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's too much. That's too much. That was just like. Let me see if I get one. Your wife's going to be in the comment. Delete that part.

Delete that thinking part. Because see, this is the shit I'm talking about. Everything ain't for podcast material. You're trying to go for a joke. 4533. Delete that part. Oh, so that's what we're doing? We're telling secrets.

We're telling secrets. Oh, man. Oh, stop. They all ain't never beat on nobody, though. This is what you're telling me. No, perfect. Ain't nobody in the room. Pete on nobody.

Like, I peeing in the sleep, Sabrina calls and some of it. But that was inadvertent. John, right now peed on nobody? What if you, but that would be a strange way to find that your girl would like to be peed on. Mm-hmm. You peeing, you're peeing, you're having a dream and all your head, ooh. Oh, whoa. Whoa, what happened?

You peed? Aw. You got any laugh? That's the... I found somebody who'd do it. Johnny. How did you know? She'd fall right back in love all over.

I didn't know how to ask. Who turned? You got to know how to ask. I always felt weird freaking of that. I never even thought you know the R. Kelly man. Just know, we are good. We are good. I feel like we have reached a new name.

Don't even be embarrassed. I'm not in marriage. She comes off. The word happens in my fucking, hey! Like, I got to like it. They feel awful. Now she's coming home saying, Weird shit, babe, I plan.

That's a water date. What fuck is a water date? Well, me and Tony, we were going to just, you know, Tony's and his girl's going to come over and just going to drink a lot of waters. Watch some movies. You're drinking water, she's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, drink another glass.

Drink another glass. I got you some alcohol. I'm going to get. She dropped him too many hits. There's a warrant by your side. Take it all the way, knock it back. Come on. Perfect time.

Shout out. All the ladies are like peeping. All the freaks. Oh, man. Now my den is going to be full of storage. Now that you brought it up. It was not me to ask you. But I'd rather.

I read that, then the niggas like, bro, he ain't the only one who had him saw in my name. Niggins, I was in the ninth grade. How are you going to get all the way back? Hold on, big bro, big bro, I'm saying, you might never been late for school. Playing a kid on stage so real for that sausage? I can see it in the comments. I feel see you, man. The air on stage is me.

We have been hard, but we don't find out that this shit is the common as fuck. Man, there's always somebody on the internet. No matter what you did. You're going to comment, I'm a 43-year-old man. I had sausages in both hands just the other day. I had to get on the bus. Y'all, it's just like seeing a dude that quick trip with two big-ass hot dogs trying to figure out.

Two big-ass hot dogs, huh? Hey, man. I like that's a huge of food. So you that friend that want to go and eat shit and you ain't supposed to be eating. They didn't be shitting the whole time. I'm sick. No, no, no.

You do not eat fucking hot dogs from the gas things. You know that'd be some good-ass hot dogs with that quick trip against 7-11. Stop that, man. 7.30 a.m. You niggins got money and change. It did. Nobody. That's the poor.

We're trying to live and keep you humble, did you? Hot dogs. How blood pressure don't keep you humble? Why? You got to take a pill every day. That's discipline. Keep you awful. You don't want to have blood pressure.

I take a pill every day. Lcinda Prill. I'm already on that shit. What's got? He said like he was banking. Let's sit a frill. No, what's going on the hell's up? Justin the thrill.

45 milligrams. Okay, what's up? What's up, my nigga? What's your dosis? I don't take it. What's your dosis? You're bringing a heart medication? Since I don't eat gas station hot dogs,

I'm medicine free. Believe it or not. Believe it or not. Listen, 7 and 19, got some good hot dogs. There's a good pizza. Now, you gotta get the whole pizza. You don't know what goddamn well

you're supposed to be eating pizza. You gotta get the whole. You gotta get the whole thing because it's fresh if you get the whole thing. You can't get it by the slice. Brother, they're cupped it on the line. Whiteboard. Nicky,

how about, black, hold on. That is a commercial easy-to-bake oven. I was just say, you ain't never had nothing

from an easy-bake oven. I was in the same thing. I was in domino's my whole life. I ain't never seen the oven. Man, when you get pizza from 7-Eleven, the oven is right there. You can watch the pizza.

The oven is on top of the lottery tickets. Does they still be using the show? It sounds like I don't appreciate. They found a way to officially cook food with a light ball, but you think is going to appreciate it. Niggin, we know that shit is not healthy. You can't eat that shit

You got to get the whole pizza You got to get the pizza I see I get the hot dogs Early in the morning when it fresh Alright They put them on a roll About 7 o'clock I roll in that beach about 815

Now it's plump on all sizes It's evenly heated up Not a pizza You got to say I want a whole pizza All right And they're gonna take it out the plastic You don't slide They get to the oven

Boop Boop Boop Two minutes and 45 six later You don't have to do this You don't have to do this You are blessed You don't I don't get if you in The college isn't going to be for $2.

I get it. You ain't got much choice. You have options. What's your point? 7-Eleven is one of the options. If I go through my options, I'm like, 7-E11. That's what I'm doing. He just said I got options.

I got options at 7-E11. All I hear in my head is the E-40 song. Everybody got choice. Keeps you humble. I'm going to humble tip, man. What's something the best shit y'all ate since y'all been here for the food show? No, another fucking was. We had breakfast at Barney's today.

That had everything they had was crazy. You should have went to the Atlanta Breakfast Club. They got some dope-ass breakfast. Ligger, why you ain't tell us? You didn't ask me. Colise, I take you like, I said. Slim and Husk's piece. We had that.

That shit, fuck. We're going right after that. You should have got Edgewood pieces, too. They just, we just got turned on in them. You would have liked shipless doughnuts. Not ship, what's the dude? Sublime donuts. Oh yeah, what was that at?

Check that to me. To blind? Oh, you should have glink at the next, on the next scene. I know, he hit me after we was already done. This motherfucker ate a snake heart. Wait, you ate a snake heart? Oh, you niggins giving me trash about 7-11 pizza? Wait a minute.

That don't mean nothing. Don't bring culture. It was culture. Yeah. Don't do that. That's why my nigga, like, stop the Asian hate. I was like, man, I've been fucking with them Asians. I was like, man, I've been fucking with them.

Man, that man, this nigga here? We just exchanged the cultural stories, bro. And then he went to his grandfather's village, and they was like, you want to do this gangster shit? And he was like, I'm Vietnamese for real. I just know a little English. And they was like, they said some shit in their native language that was kind of like pussy.

And then he was like, let me show you. And then they went, they had a ceremony. They killed the snake. And they took the blood and they smeared some under his eyes. And he didn't even flinch. And then they did some on his cheek. And then they kind of like made like a design. He just sat there.

This was as he was getting a native haircut with a sharp-ass piece of obsidian. They took the obsidian and they was layering his shit in the back. Put some designs in it. Kind of like a Mohawk, but it was like a half-mohog. It was in the jungles of Vietnam.

So now he's sitting there, right? It's this big-ass slab, marble slab. They take this big-ass snake to snake crawling up the slab. By the time he get to him, they stretch it out, bust that bitch down. like a filly cigarillo, flip the snake open, take the heart out, then snip the snake penis off too, right?

Then they take a shot glass, fill it up with blood, put the penis at the bottom. Then they put the heart in that bitch and kind of like whisk it a little bit. My boy took that shit, drunk two up. And they was like, you must be the descendant of the king of this village. So now his picture is up everywhere, like in the little girl.

This is really, this really happening. Yeah, I don't make up shit, bro. It's in the regular orange juice glass. It was in the jungle, though, but they kind of, they got Amazon Prime. That snake was like, that snake thought he was coming over for dinner. He's like, he was cooking in the night. He is the dinner. Man.

Dr. Snake blood is, that's a caption. Bro, this is how we live in. What is taste like? Oh, fatality, bro, look at that. Just so you can stomach it. Just to chase it? That heart was big. Yeah.

Take those snake hearts. You got to have heart to be a snake, bro. Come on, man. What is it? Indiana Jones? What are you trying to prove? Who's the temple of doom, man? Right?

We got a do that. You got to wipe out. Did you wipe your mouth for it? Yeah. But what they don't tell you is. Once you drink a snake heart, your dick would be hard enough to hang a hat on it. You did that have any wood?

Did you do something snake blood as well? You didn't, you didn't want to fucking with? Black. Black. Fuck around and drink some snake blood, end up with the goddamn sick of cell. You really? Fuck out? You don't want to go out.

You know how they do us. I'm from the project, though. I'm immune to a lot of shit. You're from Mississippi. Yeah, and I'm from the project. project, so I was like, that's a double poor. Like, I never had a chance. I lived in the

projects in the poorest state. So we were on the ground. That's why you got the cars. You're like, Little Los City, I got you. Every car you saw, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it right. I'm going to have all the cops. He looked off into the district.

Mississippi Delta was looking at him. Yeah, we're going to have it for it. Exactly. What city of Mississippi is it? Oxford. Oxford, Mississippi. Yeah. That's where University of Mississippi. Ole Miss.

Ole Miss. Oh, Miss, I mean. Hell yeah. That's the same place. You knew that all the time, huh? So you know when they have the games? Oxford, Mississippi, Eli Manning versus there's always they lead off in the city.

They gave you the city, the population. That's great. He was that one? He was that one? Yeah. That was a rare one, Eli Manning played at Ole Miss. I used to go. I was riding with the steak carton.

No, he's just, this is my partner. Okay. He said, I was there with Eli Manning. He was cool. He gave me the trashed out. He threw me the pads our car. You know what I was? He used to throw part of it at the crib, bro.

He used to. Yeah, that nigga liked the drink. Oh, he looked like it. Yeah, he's a real drinker. That nigga used to take, like, a plastic bag and, like, wrap that shit around his wrist and then just be walking around with just beers and shit around his wrists.

That's white. Right, you get to see a lot of strange shit living in a place like that. Like, people don't... Like, the first time I saw a pay Man, like, I thought that shit was unreal. Not because it was like he was a superstar, but this motherfucker has the biggest head.

Oh, man. This motherfucker head, like this fucking tone. Him, and you know who else got a big-ass fucking head? Rick Flap. That nigga head big, this way and this way. I see him. That's like the nigga said wooze or much. You were letting the air out.

Woo! My fucking getting in the swelling up in him. Brick it back that. You know what I'm saying? Every few hours is head and smoke. I saw Rick Flair at the Jay Palfire, he was hosting a slapping competition. Bro, dude got knocked out. He was slapping at some more than you.

Maybe you're just getting it out there and take a slap your face. I used to host that in Atlanta. They used to do that in the strip clubs. Yeah. What, slapping conference? Yeah. I hosted one of the first slap contest around here. I just love how they be holding the table after the slap.

People work be sliding around. Did that get a good one? The documents, the dice, heads, sliding off, highlighters. I like the motherfuckers that be professional. The niggas be getting hit with whole houses and they'd be like, I've been hit harder. Motherfucking, muck.

Don't worry about, put some water on his hand. Don't worry, right, right. Bras, it's a boy dude. And then he was like, oh, that's my turn. Right here, look right here. The born dude against the white dudes. white dudes oh bro look at this look at Pete Davidson yeah yeah people to take that oh he missed bro didn't even move his head look he started smiling that beer I thought

I thought yeah it didn't even like you made got that he said bro this is right now he was he was good oh he told me shit before something that Rick Flett be looking like he can't believe he's still a lot hey those wrestlers would be down oh this coke Ain't I've done all these steroids. It's always funny, though, when they size up and slap, because they be funny. They come to this thing, and listen, when the crowd saw it count, with it, one, two, two, right, right now.

You know what to fuck the game up? If somebody, like, did all that, went through all the motions, and then they, like, purposely missed, became bad. We've never seen that one. Oh, my God. I think he just took home the trophy. You would have thought you missed, all. He missed.

Oh, he missed. You still coming back? It's all in the form. It's a long-motion there. You feel flinch up. Because the dude's going to drop his guard. He's going to be in the air. He's talking about.

Because he ain't going to be serious no more, dude. A bunch of pimps. Like the cheese coming up to eat it. That's what we're talking about. They're going to have compliments. What's the prize for the slap contest? I think he got five grand, two grand. Something like that.

It won a lot. They should make it like five grand. But you got to take home like a random ass prize too. It's a 06 maximum. Last year's winner of the maximum. It's got to be something that don't back no more. It's got to be. It's got to be.

It's not a 97 of Suzuki Swift, man. They got some brand new ones. Oh, man. I wonder if Nissan knows that people think they have about their cars. You said what? I want to Nissan be like, man, you know people would be laughing at the Ultimbers and stuff, man. But they'd be selling. You win the Saturday night?

I ain't never heard about the dude who came up with the Toyota Corolla. Oh, man. That's the go-to-the-based carola. You drive a Corona. I had one with a spoiler, but I'm like, my got an S on the back. He probably had a dude at the job that know everything, but don't nobody want to ask because he's such a dickhead about everything. Well, you know I came up with the carola.

What are you ever done? He'd be all at the boy, I mean, the corolla is the most successful thing we've done. Yeah, but we want to focus more on the camera this. Why would you want to do that? Don't fix what ain't broke.

It's a corolla, baby. It's a corolla. I mean, the coronas we got there on the street right now. I don't people hate to work on his floor to the... Look, man, I was down there on the second floor. This man... It's a madhouse down there, man. This motherfucker talking about a corolla.

fucking turbo. They're trying to make a turbo. That's what I want. I wouldn't much rather work in minivans or even fucking compact SUVs, but don't send me, bro, they send me back to Corona. I'm out this fucking. I swear to God, bro. I'm going to walk out this bitch.

Watch me. Watch me. If you rather work in minivans? Oh, man. At least you got the slide door, actually. You know, Debrineff, they'd be doing cupcakes on those days and shit. Oh, man. Them motherfuckers be down there moving in Corolla.

This is non-stop, non-stop, non-stop, airbags, airbag. Safety, safety, like, bro, man, I'm so sick of that shit. Move me to, move me to fucking sequoias, man. I'd rather work in the... Sequoias? I work in Sequoia. The avalon, man. The Avalon, man.

It got rid of it. It's like the Shep-a-Series. It really was, though. That Avalon, they had some lightsmen. Like, you could literally let the back seat down. Bro, I had a coworker who had an Avalon. You might as well been in the... What about niggas that drive two-door ultimus?

Oh, these niggas off. They were the shit. It's like, if you don't get that knockoff G-37. Spend the extra $10,000 and get the G, my name is. Good student. Good student? I feel like if you got a two-door ultima, your whole church is proud of your academic achievement.

Come on, he got a 3-8. Tell him, Jamar. And the church went in to me. Make sure you can get back to your school. Got you this 2.0 turbo. The church went in? He's like, oh, what I get? They went outside right in front of the church.

You had a little boy on this stuff. Full-loaded, 20-21 Corolla. Like, you can have this when you want. I'm going to take the ultimate. Ain't even no payments, man. Rather take my chance. Corolla comes to two pieces of sausage. Hey, you know what this was, man, I bet it's, I bet it's some niggas that work at Volvo, like,

niggins is street, oh, whoa! Oh, bra is a nice one. Hey, yeah, they came back, though. Yeah, he got some nice ones. They've never been a crazy car. I named one car you never said in a black man in a fucking Subaru Outback. No lie, can't you not. I had a brand deal.

And Super Rule was like, all you got to do is drive the Outback. I was like, ah. That was my first one. That was my first one. It's not. It's not. It's not. We really can.

Nobody doesn't believe it. I'll pull up in a Subaru Outback, but you know what I have to, like what would have to be playing every time you pull up? That same song, Nino Brown was listening to. My back against the wall.

And my dick is in the dust. I remember that exact scene. That's what Gene Bunny had to say. He stood up in the back. We're pulling up on your homies on the block. Yo, sir, you need to come over here and holl at me. I'm going to that Subaru, man. Hey, bro, spin the block.

You're Subaru Outback. You told him known just because you're in. Brother, I saw you in the Maserati, big flexor. Come on, man. Carlos comedy. He don't be commenting much. But if the Maserat, he was like, let me get this. Bro, I only comment on people that I know for real shit.

Because I've been getting calls. Niggins are insecure online. Bro, what you meant by that? I was like, nigger, do I need to put the emotion? No, I'm just saying, you know, niggas be trying to sling and say shit. I was like, nigga I said, congratulations. Nah, but it's the way you said.

Uh-huh. Like he was on... Why you ain't kept the last to see? Everything was small cast, but yeah, the capital of the ass and be in. You're a snake, car. Oh, no, man. You're all right.

That mean, you didn't really type that shit. You're pasting that shit, didn't you? Uh-huh. Cut and paste. Man, you got to be careful with that. That's true, they take it personal. But when I saw it, I was so proud because you was for real,

it was a black man moment right now. Reminded me so much of Cooley High. When I seen you in that bitch, all I kept hearing was pre-saying, I should drive this mazorati for this white chick. You remember that scene? Man, you ain't drove no mazoradi for no white lady, man.

I'm telling you y'all, man, I should drive a mazorahadette. He changed me We got that truck I'm proud As you should Bro, the car turn on It'd go up

I ain't even know When I bought it The car lint sir Wind Sturt Brug They got the sport mode What you do in sport mode?

Oh come on How fast can you pick the kids up In sport? Soccer practice It's sport mode Tell him about the sense Of that beat When motherfuck

Get too close to this shit Oh come on it be like Hey man Hey You bro Stick away from I always take my son a soccer package in my mom's ride

Every time He got to I got to be in my wife's car She's got a CRV I hold on before I take them Let me go by the house That's real safe That's a safe as vehicle

It is And it will last $500,000 I will last $500,000 I will go Bras will go I used to sell cars My Honda beat up some more

It's still through a jumping You still got it No I did the clutch went out No I saw it with the clutch gone Really? That's right If somebody was happy to have it

Like looking for one of these My boy All you need is a clutch I'm putting that in in your drag with You have the clutch in this truck man

You don't lie bro The white dude was like I'm taking the engine out anyway So fuck the clutch It was quick

I'm like I'm like He don't go More than 15 miles And out They're like So Easy word

I have I'm the cord No I was like The station wagon Accord And I have Yeah

You know Like they have All this shit You name me I'm gonna just bow obscure as car now. I'm going to find some obscure as far. I bought it because this is great. My first time I'm

The first time I'm on. The N-45? I didn't know that this was a V8. The first time I bought the N-45 and that motherfucker was, it was getting 16 miles to a gallon in L.A. and I was like, this ain't going to work. I bought this little Honda car wagon. And a dude didn't tell me, because I bought it off Craigs. This is before

I do the difference between Craig's this and the eBay. Man, that motherfucker fucking transmission went out two days later. Oh, hell. I put that shit back on Craigslist and sold it two days later. I told him, I said, hey, the transmission is going out because I tried to go get the transmission fix.

Transition gone. It was gone. It was, it missed every day of school for a year. But they bought it for the same race. I got an obscure car. The Chevy Luminum. That's obscure. That was popular.

When it was out there was out there. You could pull up at any church in America. It'll be a lumina out there. This Sunday. Yeah. I had to look at it. That was my second car. My mom had a green one.

Those bitches ride, he'd mack it. I talk about miles a gallon. That bitch got about 27. He liked that bitch already. You don't like it? You like that, sir? He liked it. He liked it.

He liked it. Maybe with the issue with the Burgundy? I'm going to kill him with the Burgundy. The Burgundy and the wife was? The Burgundy and the wife was? Both big trash. He said, ooh, because he did like three-unty. I had a very blue one.

Killing them. Look up the Chevy Barretta, though. Chevy Barretta. That's the Untee car. She had the Barretta GT. That was a coop, though, wasn't it? With family, Saddam. That's a burrito.

That's a Burrell. I used to like the Chevro. I'm telling you, I'm getting a fucking Subaru. You're going to be the first. With turbo. Don't do that. Somebody watching this guy went for sale. It's funny that you mention.

What's his, uh, what? What's his e-man? What's called those e-van? I'm gonna shoot him something real quick. Probably high mileage is fuck. 250,000 miles. That's another one of there. That's there.

I'll stay on the road for a long time. Who the fuck drove it that long? Nick, somebody. I'll get me a fucking Subaru and put some foes on that, bitch. They probably don't make no rims to fit a Subaru because it's some stupid shit like a three-lug.

You ain't heard about the tri-wide gloves? What the fuck is that? You only need three. It's a vehicle I want. But I can't, like, justify buying it. I love the Volkswagen bus. Oh, that's the old-cool one? Yeah.

Who he do? Like, the hippie van? Yeah. I like those. Gailer Glac's, he got a whole bunch of those. He trick him out and stuff. He does. Yeah, he got about $2 million worth of fucking buses.

He does. I saw that little special that he did. Yeah. I go Krause Crunch in New Jersey. You go where? Cross Crunch. You go where? Stay in the phone.

Cross-crunchy. Cross. Crunchery. Cause crutches. You're trying to say it right now? No. No, he's right. He's still at the roll.

I'm trying to say the phonebook. Yeah. Stay in that. Gotta give them something for the comments section. Cross crumbra. Oh, they got plenty. They're going to go on about sausages for days. As soon as that thing happened, and I was like, early in the episode, I was like,

Man, God. The other section is going to be acting. They're going to be sitting in pictures of something. They're going to make it this part. They're going to live. So, Kev, tell me about Calvin State Studios. No, fuck that. Sausole this in your pocket.

I hope this shit goes stupid viral. All kinds of sausage companies reach out. Hey, Kev, have you trying to organic turkey sausages? Great for putting in your pocket. Go see Kev on Instagram. A Hormel commercial. This sounds is good enough to go. Hey, I got an end to the studio.

Hey, Keev, grab your sausages. Freeze, free. That's going to be the same. It's not going to be the same point. It's going to be some independent company out of Sacramento. Kev, we're independent company. We want to do a product called Kev on sausages. Now get this, get this, get this.

They're pocket sides. But they pack a big punch, four grams of protein. Think about it. Just something to think about. You're just going to drop this in front of you. They're lit resistant. Do that what you want, man. Do that what you want.

Here's the kicker. No grease things. Right. See, that's what Maserati shows back up with a gift by Kev. Heard you love summer sausage. Mazzarati put me in their year-end video. When they was introducing... I wouldn't make one per.

They owe you a free payment. They didn't, bro. We talked about a brand-to-this-all. All right, man, watch out. What? He is black. That's what it is. He is black.

I'm older than me in the end. He's black and they also don't need them. They don't have the commercials. They only put him in there for diversity. Absolutely. They're going to sell the Mazzarotti's anymore. Yeah, they ain't got no commercial. They sell it just fine.

They sell them. Hey, but I was had this idea. Yeah, yeah, shut up. Shut up. We put you in the video. And we heard you had sausages. They didn't come out yet. I mean, Mazerati's got Ferrari engines.

That car goes. It goes. The pandemic, when I got it, man, I could go anywhere. Now, traffic back. You can't believe it. Yeah. You can't want to look. The traffic is rival to LA.

Traffic is just like downtown, though. It's like that one. And the only reason Atlanta has traffic is because nobody knows where the fuck they're going. I mean, they know what they want to go. They just don't know how to get that. One is 75, 85, 85, south, north. No, because it's like in Atlanta,

it might take you 30 minutes to get there, but it'll take you 15 minutes to get back to where the fuck you came from. But you could never figure out how to get there in 15 minutes. Everybody down here drive like they're looking for an address on the building. They are. They be stopping.

They stopped at the green light on me and Josh. At the green light, just stopped hold. It was like, yeah, green light. Right here. They were like, yeah, green light. Right here. So I was like, what you're doing? He was like, er.

Both dress shoes on the pedal. Hard stop. You imagine that doing it? Can you stay there? They just stay. You don't know what was going on in that car. They were just like, er. The nigga driving their car might have been going through it.

Bitch, I don't know who the fuck no goddamn touch is. I didn't pee on you. You peeing on me. You think I want this? It just happened. Your sausage is in my pocket. You know what I was saying? Huh?

Just got it. I didn't do this as I was a kid. It was an actor the first time. Now that's a ride and faster. I want to teach you to myself. I'm going to get a man. In that carol. What go fuck the nigga in the mother.

My eyes are riding in! Oh, my God! No, man! What you want to spend on that Apollo? Now we're getting through the real. I can make some calls for you. I don't trust nobody else. You think I would put my name on some bullshit?

That's right. Now, if I told you what I wanted for mine, you would look at me like, but we're friends. Then I got to go through and explain to you why I need this amount. I would already know what you're saying. My shit just looked normal. Oh, you open the hood on them.

Who was the first one that you got? You first was like, okay, I'm finding a position that I could do what I didn't want to. Shit. The first car I bought it when I got in position, I bought it. Challenger.

No, Atlanta got some challenges. They go downtown. Yeah, my shit. Man. They just banned that shit. They just passed a new, like, street, like, street log type shit because motherfuckers be racing this. But they ain't a biding by, nigga.

They be downtown. Oh, well, they're taking, like, challenges and hell cats and shit. Now, I was about to call them Charlie horses. And they take a Charlie horse Don't fucking around and get caught having a Charlie horse Cross country Yeah man

It's what? Could they catch racing? Yeah But no They even if they got like a description of your shit They can just take it Word Yeah

So a lot of people This shit just been getting took Yeah they were down there losing their mind We need to talk about the boot situation In Atlanta Oh god Yeah man They're holding us so quick

It's the thing though The motherfuckers who put the boots on They're sitting in the parking lot In a regular-ass call. That's what everybody from right now to say. They said, they watch you walk out the parking lot. Yeah. Soon as you cross the street, the boot is on there.

Yeah. And then they said, And ain't no rag in the car. I had caught the nigga one time. He hadn't even closed the boot. I was like, $705 to reverse it. I was like, nigga, let me give you $4 and put that shit up. Okay, okay, all right.

Cash, right, get it. Hey, hey, hey, it's up to you. If I close it, it's $150. Yeah. They hit them with the two boots. Man! Because they said people have been taking the one, the tire off. And they just been leaving.

Yeah, my homeboy, he got the tire shop. He's been picking up a lot of just people changing their tires and leaving them. Bro, it's like it goes more to get the tire and the wheel replaced them. And the $75 for the boot, though. They had a boot meeting. It was like, we got to put two boots on these things, man. We're getting too clever. We're losing boots.

We lose the recipe. That's how stupid it is, though. Like, motherfuckers are on the building and another motherfucker on the parking lot. Yeah. That's stupid. It's smart for the motherfucker who owned the parking lot. It's smart for the motherfucker that got the boot cooking.

I would hate to be at a party and you meet a rich asshole, like a real douchebag. He's like, I own a hundred parking lot. I'm gonna punch that nigga in the face. Especially if you get, you've been drinking a little bit and he's still over that. He's like, hmm. You're watching the whole party, too.

He didn't do it, man. That voice is in a hell. bunch of pocket line. Lowe's like, he hit a $40. I lost back because of you. It was you. We're going to be in the bag of the club. You hit him and knock his ass salad. As they walk you out of the club, somebody had to hit that mother.

I did. Somebody had to do it, got that. Yeah, man. That motherfucker did get him, tell him what he told you after they took the club. Oh, man, he took this boot off. This is an opposite right here, Coles. He took the boot off, because we were shooting over there. He was like, what time y'all leaving?

We were like, me on eight or nine. He was like, because I'm coming back at Twitter. You out here again? I'm gonna get you again. Yeah. Regular with it. It's a Mustang. He's a little Mustang.

He'll have to see the back. Baby see it. You know how to see how the nigga do it. Nigger don't never get off the phone with his girl. Yeah. Hell yeah. Ain't it. Yeah.

Boothin' shit. You know what I think it's a game. Yeah. Niggins be thinking that come from out of town, man. God damn think this boot shit is a motherfucking game. Hold on. Yeah. These motherfuck got me fucked up,

bring the shit here and wait. Hold on her, he'd come. Damn, brother, they booted your shit. I just pulled it up. I ain't seen shit. No, man. I know he put that boot on like that. He was on the phone when he came out.

He got on the show and took the picture. And he's having that one little rag in his shirt. He's going to leave the company. Oh, man. You try to act like he did us a favor by color of fans. Like, nigga, you wanted to get these boots back so you can get three more cars. Briotr. Trump is full of boots.

Full of boots. Niphy. He was a journey's in the back of his car, man. Hilarious. I ain't get that at first. I was like, he was leaving. I thought you meant like better for it. Nigger.

Oh, no, they said. Okay. Got it. Get me insane. I got the headache, man. But y'all niggies are. crazy man what's the name of this food show uh what's good so it's like what's good atlanta what's good st louis what's good seattle y'all going to hemo's got that right we're

what's that st louis yeah st louis side pizza that's good food yeah good lewis got good food gotta gotta gotta go i'm gonna take him a big louis over there by beaumont is that the hood Shane, this part of YouTube on. Yeah. What's that little brown? Yeah, that's one of them. That was mad. Bro, I forgot the name of this sport.

It's the sports bar at St. Louis that we had won to. Hell yeah. The motherfuckers got some wings so good. Nick, the staff will come out and watch you hit him and be like, I told you, Nick, everybody's fucking hit one in, bro. And my boys are, like, he ain't ever had any. Okay, watch. The man, they go extra, extra, and everybody.

It's a trailer. I told that motherfucker. You got another one. Got another one. He told them. They know you're gonna like it. They be waiting with their phone. Didn't, hey, hey, bro, how you like them motherfuckin' put this on the ground?

What's your name? What's your Instagram, buddy? Kivvon on stage. You follow Tony the Baker. Oh, stop. Oh, my God. I thought that was, that man, it was time for us to go. No, that nigga over there had to hit the button.

I thought it was too. I was like, why guess it's over here? Yeah, I thought the credit is wrong. But look at him out. Hey, man, he was crazy something out. You think I don't have to do me like that, you know, I thought we ran the life, man. I thought somebody else had did it because he didn't move

once the music started. He didn't, like, scrambled or tried to stop it. He was like, man. Now, that nigger lag hit the button. He was right corny. He didn't look around or nothing. He didn't look up. Like, when a teacher come around you after he's going to work?

That's had him some more. I would have scrambled. I would have locked more shit over trying to get it. Uh-huh. Shit. I was thinking so far. You have to put your tongue out a little bit. That's what I used to know when I was trying to cheat

and she'd come around. Oh, yeah. You're trying to look that side and she'd walk. You're like, what was that? That look was never authentic. What did she say? You was out here trying to act like we think. Yeah.

That's amazing. Thank you. I was just reminded me. The motherfuckers in school used to try to laugh. Hey man, I ain't studied. I'm still cheating off you. You know more about your shit. I believe in you more than I believe in myself right now.

You know who got the good grades? Oh, yeah. I didn't even study. So what? Cheat. You do all the answers on the pre-task, I'm still going with you. I got to cheat in the second grade. You didn't even give life a chance.

I did. I don't know. What you think is blue? It was a spelling test. Red. I don't know. I never pretty far to spell it. What you think?

I had it on my destiny. It was one, yeah, the individual desk, and everybody was sitting there. I wrote it down, and the cordonant punk-ass, saw me writing it earlier in a day. I put the shit down in between my legs. I'm writing shit down.

This teacher was like, next word is, boom, right? Cat. So I'm writing it down, I look, you say, cats. I don't know, man.

I don't really feel confident about it. Because you know, the C in the cage. You just had the picture of the cat, you just had to spell it. Bro, watching kids misspelled words He's the funny and shit Cortiard's shoulder

He was looking at all this man I see one on the street I'm trying He was He would cheat on the first question Yes If I got all the words right there I'm not for the try

He made me through the ass He was looking Name To meet the Towns Hold them in the middle of. That ain't my name. To me, NCA racing. No, fuck!

Ah, date. It was away, one. I cheated on the date, too? All the paperwork. Everything has to be identical. Oh, my bad. Oh, man. They ain't hear nothing like you said.

Nothing like you seen. Oh, man. It's slid down. It's right by, it's right pocket. That's a funny, oh, oh, man. Just snatched the shit off, man. We gotta get some better take. Welcome back to the 85 South Show.

Yeah. Tony Baker ain't here tearing up shit, man. Tony the Baker. Tony the Baker. Oh, man. Kemp, tell me about this studio game, man. You got your own studio, and mazoradi, bro.

Hey. Congratulations. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. We, uh, we'll wait for Tony to come back. It's up to you. Man, no key, man. Hold up, wait.

Give us some different music. We can't do techno why we talk about black entrepreneurship. He's baited it out. I just feel like I should be lighting up some coke. So tell me up the studio. Am I hot? Are you guys hot? Do you do that? Studio, yeah, we got some, yeah, we're going to get some.

Oh, man. No, we was, the pandemic, we had our office, podcast studio, and then Tony to here work with these dudes. They had the other bunker, which was like a small studio. And we start doing keep your distance because of the pandemic. That should have been hot, too. Oh, man. Appreciate you.

Create a platform so comedians can get out there and still be active in doing. Man. Atlanta's Everybody from Atlanta came They was out there Atlanta ain't no hope Atlanta ain't no hope People from other cities

Be like man Atlanta ain't no hope But yeah So we was We had the opportunity To do the app And we was like You know

Rent and space You know bigger And stuff like that So the one we had It's like you can only shoot One thing in there So they're shooting And you got to break everything down

Set it up Break everything down Set it up So he's like If we had more space We could be more efficient And because of the pandemic, like this whole warehouse, this whole, like, the whole section, like seven out of the eight businesses was gone because of COVID. So they was like, man, we got $1.18 a square foot.

And I was like, $1.18. That ain't this. Mine was like $3, something like that. But they was just trying to get rid of it. So we got that. And, man, I ain't going to hold you, though. Turning that warehouse into a soundstage. you're talking about

Brad it was like the lights $7 million sound proof $18 billion No it wasn't that bullshit

All my shit would have just had an echo That soundproofing is expensive But no man We was just like Yo we get this podcast studio The soundstage

We can shoot it Other people can come shoot there. We can wrench it out and stuff like that. And we can make our own stuff. Then we won't have to rent it. Because then location fees, man, it'd be... But location fees for a soundstage be outrageous. Because that's our whole business model.

It'll be $10,000 a day. Yeah. And soon it'll be like, bet. That's why I'm being a trap. Y'all shot the BT Awards here, isn't it? See, now y'all are the one with the location fee. We didn't shoot the BETT Awards here. We just made it look like we did.

Oh, y'all wasn't here? You see how good this shit is? Why you step up on me? Oh, no, it's fine. Everybody called me, so. It was obvious. The camera's not that long. They saw it.

Whatever. 133.13. He stepped on Kevin's all TV magic. We made it look like if we did. It looked legit. Yeah. But anyway, why you keep looking at me now? He already said it.

There's no secret. Lois is looking at you. He said it like, we. I'm like, would you stop stopping him? He's stepping on your shoes. He put his shoe on your face. He was like, ooh shnay, man. He's looking at me.

He lost his hair. He can see it, too. When you trying to shut somebody there, you got to be covert to he was like. He wasn't looking at me. He was trying to do it like this. I was trying to do it like this fella. It was so obvious. Bro, we took my phone of shit to the fucking B.T.

The only shit that we couldn't do is use this picture of Marvin Gaye because they don't know who painted that motherfucker. Really? They couldn't clear it. Yeah. We have no idea of who painted it. We don't even know if it's real or not.

That viral video from that, man? That might be a one of one. Oh, my God. Look how Marvin Gate looking at you? Oh, man. I gotta get a Tony Baker voice over for this. Marvin Gay is clearly disappointed. Oh, man.

With everything that's trapped. You're like, y'all have me good time for this. I ain't feeling it. Because in my day, the Corolla was... Mama gave her behind you looking like, Tony the baker. He only could get it. He ain't a goddamn baking.

Bake some bread now. I went to his house in L.A. Make a baguette. Bake it up right now. They always had the baguette and the grocery bag. Always, man. The baguette. But no, man, we was just

Man, I feel like it wasn't as In my mind it wasn't as like big as it became But black people don't be on this shit out here Out here? Out here? In the world. Oh, yeah. But see it, they're on everything here.

Yeah, here for sure. But it was like, I was reading Ray Charles' biography And he was like, I ain't buy a private plane to flex. I bought a private plane because I could play 30 more shows a year If I didn't fly commercial. Who he saw would have a press. I'm gonna be playing. Oh my God.

Give him right away. I'm sure he saw plenty of, wait a minute. He didn't hit me and beat me. I'm sure he saw like, you know, oh. You're clever. You're happy. I see what you did then. I see you.

A key. Hattig told me that joke. Can't panic I told me that joke He was But now, man We was just like We'd be more efficient

Even though you have to call some bread up front Once you get it going In the long run it'd be more efficient Now we like Build a set in there We actually got three soundstages Next to each other We bought the one next door

And made it like a storage unit So we did this Toby video We built a set It was hard You went in. And now we just paint that a different color and now it's a living room.

Don't give them all the sauce. Because somebody was sitting at the house dumb as hell. That's how they did this shit. Listen, man. There's something strange about that Hollywood shit. That makes you think you

one place. Switch it up on you. Have you switched it. What you mean? Switching up. Right there in the studio. did it with that motherfucker flip-flop the goddamn flip-fuck. That's one of my favorite parts of that movie.

Oh, my God. That shit so goddamn, man. Oh, my God. Oh. That was good shit, man. I can't take it no more, man. Yes, you can't, man. Oh, my God.

You're laughing all weekend. You're laughing all weekend. Atlanta's good for the black soul. The energy. Oh, the black. I feel. It was like recharging my blackness. It was like just hobbling along, you know,

because I had no shows in the South, so it was like no black people like that as far as like being everywhere. And you come here, man, it's just like... I miss the blacks. Oh, everywhere, man. What is ironic that you bring that up. They got a new meet the blacks coming out.

And this is black people in there. So you're going to watch that. Shout out to the family. Got a lot of family in that movie. Yeah, man. I get why everybody. be like, I'm moving Atlanta. That's going to fix my property.

Because it's just like Atlanta wants you to move to Atlanta. That's what I'm saying. And then you see the price of the houses. And then he's like, bitch, we can buy two houses. Wow, I'm going to be around. They're like, you paid what?

I got 17 houses for that price. You moved to Atlanta and then you just get you a little L.A. spot. A little one bedroom. Exactly. Just to work out. That's how you need. But man, this city is just like,

I got family here and stuff, but just like, We've been here for five. Also, I haven't been here that long in a while. Usually you just do your show, Hotel vying your hotel. But since we ain't been performing, we've been riding around the city, meeting people, talking to people.

When Atlanta, black people just be like, like the village thing. So that's what I've been telling you. You know how you hit motherfucking? Like, man, y'all need to come here. Y'all need to come here. Like, bro, y'all have such a huge following and movement. And Atlanta fucks with all types of creative people

and entertainers. It don't matter what you do, man. It's just one of those places where people want to attach to you and see you move on to the next level It's community. Everybody I feel like even our group of comedians We ain't on the like I'm better than him

As much as previous generation But the same thing happening like Artists and chefs and stuff Everybody like no go here and hook you up my guy You can use my sat man pull up on them It's the cross networking this show Yeah God is dope this you know what I'm saying It's like all all collected

Everybody wants to everybody win And you go back to LA and it don't be That's because they got some evil white people out there, like, how can we make it tough for these Negroes? Are they still paying $12 at the end, bro? Good. Let's take it to the tier. The impra.

You know, what if we paid them in food instead of money? And this is how we'll get the money back. We'll make them pay to park. Until these Negroes are smart. enough to figure out that there are other places where they can thrive we're going to strain the market we're going to drain them dry.

Cam on stage doesn't even know that there are places out there for $1.18 square square feet. The longer we can keep this information through them got better. We're praising Atlanta. It's a motherfucker in Minnesota like, well we got the shit for

66 cents a square foot. You want to build a black Hollywood. Minnesota is ready for black people. St. Paul is prime real estate. Hey, I got two words for you. St. Paul. Did they walk off on that?

Okay, I got two more. Many. Happeless. Okay, wait, wait, wait a minute. What if I continue with this? Pocket sausage. Come on, man. Okay, wait.

Then, Utah steps up. Wait a minute. God damn it. Wait a minute. We'll do 46 cents a square foot. and we'll legalize marijuana. Hey, you can keep your food stamps. Really, the sweetened a deal with a gorilla.

Wyoming, do you have anything? We'll clap. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesdays. I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side.

My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant. But he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines.

Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro.

And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities,

concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

The OGs of Uncensored Mother are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened.

And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else wanted to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to that.

I asked how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh, my God, it's go time. You actually sent it?

Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. He went too far. It was like, no, no, no. Fid the juice. Wyoming is out. Wyoming is out. All the black people just decided

that we was moving somewhere. We just picked the state and nobody gave a fuck about and just went there and thrived. Wyoming is the one. Kanye was like, man, I'll go up there first. He is out there. We got to go somewhere. We can't go there.

Anybody ever been to South Dakota? I just feel like South Dakota harder than North Dakota for some reason. I just feel like the North Dakota niggas is so it's a lot of best in both of those. We're not going to smoke. No, they ain't got nothing to do with us. To if it's a map, I know the real estate prices

is low. Yeah. Because you living next door to an old meth den. Get a whole block. You stand next to you, though. Your shit's hit it slow. You got to buy everything sight unseen. Like we would come show it. But, you know, we don't want. Nothing.

Sight unseen. closing doors. Oh, God. Oh, man. How is there any way else I would want to move doing that? Oh, it's Atlanta for me. Yeah. That's the only other place I want to live.

Yeah, I know. I feel like it'd be just... Let's move here, man. We just got to... We just got to do it remotely. Let's get out of here. And now in L.A. is a long flight, too. Y'all going to make me move by myself.

You ain't coming here, I'm totally. You ain't come in here, my carpet dirty. Can't stress that enough, man. That's what we got in Atlanta. It's the shit called hard wood. That's all Tony Lee. That's all I want in my life, man. It don't look like this.

We could have a crazy house here. Oh, man. That's all I'm wrong. The deck. We got a lot of animals too. Animals creeps. Right up my alley. Living in Georgia is good for your cats allergies.

I got two cats, man. I got cats to think about it. You can monetizing the own animals are good. All right. animal videos. Yes. We got a zoo. We got a zoo. Hell yeah. You said that's the seven

point. You think they wouldn't let you do a tour at the zoo? You can have a whole day when you just go from exhibit to exhibit and doing the voices of the animals. Yeah, they let you name. They ain't going to let you know. Named the gorillas and shit. This is Gregory. You're beaving. Gregory. You just had it.

Gregory. Gregory. Gregory. Gregory and Gerald. Maybe in that daffing it up strong. You know, guerrillas got solid. They come in, that ashy hammer. Rrip your whole arm loose. You're like, hey, man. Your arm be flimsy after that dab. Oh, stop.

How you get so big? Hey, man, herbal for a diet, man. Now, we get sworeled out here. Oh, man. That would be dope. We're like, yeah, we would have to move everybody from the team there. Do it. How I'm going to.

Let's go. No, man. We are soft. People who always be like, when you just be talking about moving to Atlanta, people are on Twitter be like, don't move here, we fool, we fool,

they're not even important. Those people who say that they don't live in Atlanta. They live in Douglasville, Lothonia and shit. You rode through the city. Look at all those condos and shit. They put in that lot.

They're going to go to them up everywhere. You'd be like, this is a bad neck. Hold up. This condom just finished. They just put the address on it, 42. I don't live in Atlanta personally. But if I'm right,

if I walk down the street, I'll be in Fulton County. That's all that matters. Yeah, so. Who really live in Atlanta, though? Nobody really. That's why I feel like it's like a few players from the Falcons. All of y'all are on the outskirts.

Well, yeah, Atlanta is really just a big-ass circle. Like, everybody who live in the middle, it's pretty much Atlanta. And then it's like 250 cities around this motherfucker. It's everywhere. That's a lot. But they, like, you can go over two streets and be in another city. Yeah. You get what I'm saying?

It's like that. And you get living far. You get land. Man. My father-in-law live out here, man. He's living, I mean, it's Coventon. Yeah, I bought me some land. Walk outside, naked.

Anytime I want to. That's, that can go. You ain't never heard nobody. Big Nuts, mailbox. That's the comments. I want to outside bathroom. Like, I can smoke a cigar and just kick back in the bathroom if I want to. I can't do that.

There'd be a possum in there with you. In the corner, watch. You could do that in L.A. It's just your neighbor's going to. going to enjoy it too much. Taking another bath. I wasn't going to come down the bath, too, but so hot, you know.

You're going to move for real, Tom. Man. I should have never came here, though. I'm out. You've been looking on this? You're leaving L.A.? I'm tired of it, man. Bro, just rents and shit like L.A.

just everybody leaving there. I don't need to be there no more. 190,000, you said? Yeah, 190,000 people left. It's the lowest population they had since then. Oh, that man. California, L.A. There's some L.A.

L.A. L.A. L.A. I got to come out there soon. How long it'll take you to get here from the crib? For my crib, about 25 minutes. See, man. Easy work. See, that's a nice ride in the Mazzari.

In the Mazzarii, it would have been 20. Mazzaradi is a hover crab. Don't you hover over the traffic in that, Joe? We're going to be in this. It's like Doc Brown, and, you know, he dipped off, and it came back. The best thing about it, people always look.

Your wife ever make you put it up like, ah, take the other car. Like you had mizzeron. Like you got leather gloves on. Lever gloves? All right, do me a favor. This is all I'm asking you to do. Take it right into Mazzirati.

Fingerless leather gloves. That's it. Just send me a video. They ain't want to see a black man doing this. Doing this. Yeah. With the glove? Making a left-handed turn.

With the one hand on it. Yeah. Do she ever drive the Maserati? No. That's a good wife. You got a good wife. You got to keep her. That's a good one.

She'd be like, I got my car with a little Honda. Any woman that won't drive the Maserati, keep her. I actually never thought about that. Man. She's selfless, bro. All she care about is her kids and the family's happiness. She's good with this with Ray. Right.

She don't be one in the flux or nothing. You got to get it. you some shit that you like that your wife don't like. You know he'd be in that little truck. The little truck? He got a truck, too. He got a pickup truck more than my lot. Cabby pulling up in the pickup truck, nothing

in the back. No lumber, no paint, nothing. You don't have to carry a truck. I told my family this ain't that kind of truck. And nothing in the back. I'm riding around like an old black man that retired from the military. I'm not moving

shit. He ain't got nothing back there. Oh, nigga, I was just about to, I'm about to move right now. I was going to be a shit in my truck and got the nerve to have a bed line in there. Hey, nothing going back. I wish we had the space to move it around. I'm sorry for you. The bed of my truck is so useless I got a bed cover.

I make sure people don't ask me to move. God damn. You got anything electric? What you mean? Like a scooter? Or a car? I wouldn't buy no fucking electric car. What if I'd change my money?

might want to go somewhere else. You got a crib, put a charger up at the crib. What if I'm not at the crib? They got charges around the city. Did you know that I'm from Mississippi? And the closest charges station is two hours away? You think I haven't researched this? You can't drive that shit home

and be the only motherfucker in Mississippi. Hey, y'all got a Tesla charging. Baby, you might as well, lay down. You're going to have to charge. You look hard in the middle. I would plug it up here, but you're not going to run my light bill up. Man, that's it. No, Lord, I don't know how y'all do it in Atlanta.

But you're not going to run my light bill up with that damn car. That's funny, man. He's running a car up to the house. Oh, is you crazy? You pull up to the gas station in Mississippi. They chew a tobacco. You got a Tesla charger? What the fuck did you just say to me?

Excuse me, boy? You got the Tesla. You got the Tesla brad in. What doesn't even mean? He's that cross is burning in the back. We're Americans, boy. Boy. The hard boy.

Boy. I'll charge you up right now. Can't want to know how you started your voiceovers? I saw this video of this Golden Brazil. This is like 2013. He was just harassing these people, man. They was out living life. They was on the motorcycle.

He was, yeah. He was ramming him up. They was like, hey. And then he had scooted on down. And then there was this lady with the groceries. And then he was trying to, he was trying to just come up. What you got in the bag? She was like, gone somewhere.

He revved back, crammed her down. Then this dude tried to come in and help. And he was like, who you helping, man? Captain Sabo whole ass nigga. He was chasing him down. He was just on it. So the dude was running around the tree. So that was the first video I did.

And then I did the raccoons. Oh, the raccoon. Raccoon eating the cat's food. Oh, man. He was just in there. Yeah, it looked like he was talking to the cat. I don't be getting in on this man, come on, man. Man, it's so fucked up,

because I don't even want to see no animals without the Tony Baker voice on. Like, anytime I see something like, I'm like, hell, I see this nigga like two videos a day. Yeah. Like, I don't get a fucking voice in there. You need to see this shit. I'll be fired his videos off the tone all the time.

Tony Baker. Look at who you came to see. With a die. You was in the studio doing that. We're in a dog, you better. Holding this. Do we are the world? We're in a dark you matter.

How that sound? Wait, re-loop it back. Give me something on the back, on the top. They just be saying shit in the studio. Wait, loop that back. And then make it hot on the high end. Have you seen this documentary about this fucking humanoid chimpanzee called Oliver?

Nah, I'm not just seeing you the link. It's the craziest shit ever, man. This nigga used to just walk around smoking cigarettes and cigars and shit. He had a bald, like, he ain't had no hair on his face. Like, they thought he was mixed with a human. What? Pull it up, Ryan.

They think of bullshit. He said, chew it up. Oliver, the chimpanzees. It's the craziest shit ever. But he's a chip. He's bald? Like, that's someone that gets a smoked cigarette? Yeah, remember they had to, like, get rid of him

because he kept trying to fuck that lady. Oh, wow. All of a game, man. Take care of him. Wait until you've seen this shit. Oliver, looking at him when she come in? Yeah. That's what you wore today.

You're doing Norris, you're all right? You're popular at work, huh? Ah, my little work, man. Watching when the research is probably pooled this shit up. I'll see you out here. He's got no bottoms on sitting wide. See what it is out there.

I got some little overalls on with this muggy nuts. It's hanging outside. They're big and pink too. Like, yeah, man. You ever think about primates? You ever think about it? You ever been with a primate?

Yeah, we primal in that sack. That damn Tony. and David Attenborough. Them the funniest animal niggas. That nigga from the Netflix. Yeah. People live through free. Stay down and find cover soon.

I'd be like, he got their voice, man. Yeah. Make you invest it right from the jump. Research department, you found that shit? He was looking up. He was looking up Anaconda hearts. Just Anaconda.

Anaconda heart. For my next trip. I got to step up now. Everybody in the scene now. I got to go bigger now. He had two snake hearts. They know about our richmond. They text.

You tell them about our richly. What's you doing in all your free time, Los? What's you kick back to do? What's your ideal vacation or an idea off-time situation? I'll be trying to find an ideal vacation spot. I don't know yet.

I need to go somewhere that they have nice views and some good weed. Like, that's the only shit that I really be wanted to do. We want to get high enough to forget the lows. Big. No, I do a lot of shit in my own time.

I got a son, you know, I travel, I go home and go in the woods. You don't kind of country nigga shit. You don't gotta be hunting to be in the woods. All right, well, I just suck me. I didn't know what else you would do like that. Like what? A lot of shit.

Okay, I'm just leaving alone. A lot of shit. All right. We did the big time. Yeah. You say you ain't got to be hunting to be in the woods. Sometimes you just be in the woods, man. Just be doing shit.

Creaking stuff. Making moonshine and things like that. To him be in the woods. woods with hard bottoms on. I don't usually be around here. He got slacks on. These are the woods I heard of so much about it. See, you were the woods

with hard bottoms. With hard bottom? Man, why you got the hard bottoms on? He's by the creep. I mean, I need too much of it. What's like? Slipping over the room. He's trying to get over the log.

He's trying to grab a branch. He used to be in the woods, man. You got the campfire shit, you think he gonna really be cooking some, he's gonna reheat some quick trip hot enough. I got to you hot. Y'all want some pizza? Oh my God, man. I can't take this.

You're still in the box? Y'all want to get some sticks? Get some sticks. Oh, Seth. My head hurt, man. There's too much laughing for one person. We've been talking so much shit in him, man. It's good for your soul.

It is, dog. I'm recharged. Brough. I'm moving to Atlanta, man. Look at out. No, man. We got a shoot Tuesday, man. I'll come up every week.

You ain't. Atlanta is not a place you just fit to be flying back. Yeah, man. Not that five hours total. Delta, man, you know. Bags fly free. That's five every time.

That's easy work, man. That ain't easy. Put a little movie on, catch your red eye and go to sleep. That is one sleeping pill. I don't never sleep on planes. You don't have no sleeping pills. No, I don't. They sell them at the airport.

I don't want to start getting hooked on sleeping bills, though. That's what I'm scared of. Non-stop? See? Can you commute to Los Angeles? Like, I was doing two or three times in a week. See? It could be done.

But he also eats snake heart. And he drinks it like V. Tony ain't gonna fly. He ain't gonna commute like that. You know, I don't know nothing about this. You're old and angry. You'll go to the airport K5. Don't let that kid come here.

Oh, man. No, Loz. You ain't traveling. Everything bother tone now. Ah. He'd be here listening to music all loud. It was loud, Ken. Listen, this is why I said it was loud,

because Tahir was trying to talk to us, and Kerr was, they were talking. And so every time he would say a sentence, he would turn the music back up, and he would have to turn it back down. Just leave it down. Some shit is just louder, Kev. Don't know about what had Doja Cat all the time.

Just because you're going to hear that shit. Well, listen, listen, he's situating. because today we would come and hear music loud and they're totally trying to have a whole conversation with us. It was like, turn the music down, old nigger. That's the one thing you're about getting older though. But it was outcast. Your hearing gets better as you get older, bro.

That's why I stopped going to the club, because I was going to own the nigger and they're like, why the music's so goddamn loud? How are we gonna talk to these older? They're in ears, man. You got a nice setup, young man. Just turn them up. Turn it down about two.

Just two. Just two, man. The way you got the shit set up is good. It's just too goddamn loud, you know what I'm trying to prove it to. That's all the same, man. Just two. Just two, man. You got to turn it all the way.

That ain't mean ridiculous about it. That's it. Just two little slides. Yeah. Two little. That's all to hear it had to do. Shut up, Tony. You would have found something else to complain about.

I mean, you know, y'all don't be complaining. Well, I don't be complaining, Tone. That'd be you. Tony's getting the car at no close the door. Then the thing going off like, Tom Closer door. That man, don't tell me what to do. And it's always your door. I'll be closing it, man.

You always got to do something else. See, that's what I'm saying. I guess I just relate. I'm at that phase of my life. He's going to... I love sitting down and just be thinking for a second. Hey, Maddie, can you close the door? We have that shit loud.

I ain't heard a motherfucking thing. The bitch was in the house with the nigger. What did you talk about? You know what did you talk about? You know, see? Your young ass don't know shit. Just them life is out here full of damn funny game, bro you, we are here laughing and she,

she fucking in the house. Hey, man, leave that nigga alone, bro. You don't know what he got going on. I just lost them slam on the brakes at the Greenlight. And the number thing. When they came on. Say I want to say I want to say I want to right motherfucker down. I don't give him both of us right now.

Right here right now at the Greenlight. I ain't afraid to die. In the corona. In the 1998, Saturday. It's what they don't never leave this part in, when she'd be like, well, just pull up and let me drive my car. You know what's there.

It's her. Is her name? Oh, that's when it's hard hitting right there. That's the trigger pool right there. Oh, my God, man. That's the fucked up part about it, though, man. When you grow up, when you become a grown man, and you look back at all the shit.

Like, I know it's women that didn't get the best version of me. Oh, yeah. But I wonder if they really liked me. Think of all the women who fucked me when I ain't have no car. Now they see you on Instagram. He's like, oh, now he got a.

Yeah, he got a fleet now. He can't keep track. He can't stop buying. Oh, he was in Austin. But one time, I moved into a new apartment and somebody came and gave me some pussy on the floor, not even on the air mattress. Just on the raw floor?

Hardwood? Yeah, she's not on the carpet. On the carpet. It's just so far. Georgia don't get you no life's, uh, pictures when you move in an apartment, though. That's how to California is. Yeah.

You got to bring her land. She saw the guy to you. She saw what you could be. So the thing. Hello, we just fucked on the necket. That gets straight. Y'all knees was ashy. Nothing to prop yourself up?

No, my knees was done. Rugburn. It was Rugburn city. Yeah, raw knees after that. Nice apartment, so the carpet had a little play in it, so I never can really find no grip. So I burnt two little spots. Oh, yeah.

Knees were. You got to go get that. I didn't bunch up with you. Yeah. Nees was wrong, bro. Couldn't really find no traction. That's how you're thinking about it. Man, I can't really get into it.

It's kind of good like I like I used a little bit. My father didn't have no play in it. What? It got punching up. Bro. It was loose. The carpet was. Is that okay?

Yeah. On the floor. No whip? Can't win them on. No whip? No pillow. No furniture. Were you just moved in?

I think I was just at a point in my life where everything just had failed. That's why I don't respect a lot of niggas. If you ain't never lost everything and got it back, you ain't gonna get, you ain't gonna understand all this shit I've been through. That's what I've been, man. When I first got to hell later, they was beating me out of deals, left and right. Nigger? I was like, well, y'all are good at this. I look back at my head to come up and I was like,

Like, Nick, I damn this, I felt like an explosion survival. Because one day I just was walking away, and everything I had was behind me on fire. I think I have nothing but these laughs. So I did a deal, I'll never forget, man. They gave me, I was an idiot. I signed the first version of the contract. Damn. They was like, here.

I was like, Kevin. That's me. No red line. Yes. What? You can't make no YouTube videos on your channel? Fine. We're getting 50 grand.

I went down there, everybody else was like, you can't do nothing. You can't do what? They gave us double the money. I sold them old videos. I was like, whew. So y'all, you can go back and forth with them or anything? I thought they was kind of like taking a living.

Nobody got you to sign the first one. I was like, oh, okay. Oh, yeah. You didn't negotiate shit. Los. They sent an email, printed it out. At my job. I was at Boeing.

When they printed out the word computer Let's see you guys later Even the motherfuckers Ed Boyle was like, he should have shot He didn't quit No docus sign You could have somebody at Bowers I had a feathered

A feather pen A feathered squirrel Oh man Jimmy Beloved, we are moving postation I come on on stagute I agree to the terms of the deep Send the money, expeditiously.

Oh, they gave me so bad. The motherfucker who sent it, couldn't believe it. He signed that shit? Bro. No one ever signed the first thing. Oh, y'all ain't going to believe this shit. Oh, y'all ain't going to believe this shit. Oh, hey, come over here, look at this.

The white man, he brought the paperwork, too, is like, Aaron, you're a shit. Aaron? You remind me of my own self. Chip off the old block. Oh, God. See who else you can get to And all the pocket sausage you get in. Leave forward.

All the pocket sauce. All the pocket sausage you can handle. Morning store, you say? Oh. No. If you don't come out with some pocket sauce, you don't get in a few minutes, dear. At least on a parody tip.

Come on, man. Just drop some shit at three in the morning and leaving the four hours. Just this nigga cooking soft. Not saying shit. Just looking at the camera. One tip, chill. Then the niggins just grabbing both out of the pan. It's just done.

Wake up the next morning, that shit is gone. Have you seen this cable stay sausage and shit? They're good. It's called pocket sauces for niggas on the go. For niggas on the go? Hold on, what if I rang up? Let me see the laptop. I gotta show this nigga that chimpanzee shit.

He really don't want to get the dick, get this footage together. I think he's scared. Don't show nobody else this shit. Oliver, the humanoid chimpanzee. This name is Oliver. Yeah, that's it. Oh my god, though. I can't keep laughing like this, man.

Let's move. Let's move here, man. My wife said no. What? And then the truth comes out. I asked her, I'm fired. Oh, you're asking? I texted like, man, let's move.

You can move. Yeah. You know I can't come by my head. You can't move. Niggas used to being on the phone, I'm over here like, why this shit ain't moving? Oh, God. This is, you see that third link right there?

right there. All over the Humanzi. Look at his face, bro. Don't that motherfucker look like that. He looked like Ross Perrault. He got some ears over though. Yo, he out here. So he's old.

He did. Yeah, you got to check that shit out, man. I wouldn't expect him. Liking Way footage. One of the craziest. One of the craziest. He's on the plane. Yeah, he's getting on the plane.

Why they got Pablo Escobar footage? He only walked on two legs, bro. He never got down Never What I wish I would Put my hand On the brand They tried to make him walk like a monkey

This thing it looked like You can fucking do that You smoke Man, you do it man Man, who fuck you talk to this? Nicky You keep her bananas And all that

Must food to you Oh, hold on Hold on Blurie What? Man, you'll put that shit around my neck man And let me walk like a man

Bro I don't do all that You look bro I told you man He got to He's bald up He got the proceed

nail out How much That's weed you had smoke when you stomach across this shit. Nigger, when I saw it, it scared the shit out of me. Because they broke around. They showed him around some other muggers, and he reacted the way we would react. If you put us in a cage full of muggins, he was like, yo. Yeah.

I got pants on, man. And you're not like us. You saw him broken on the other side. He was like, I got pants on. Get me out of here. Bro. I got rangers on right here. Right here.

You'll be up to 3 o'clock. You're gonna be up there said part one of six. Please watch this fucking documentary. To all the people who are wondering what we watch this called Oliver the Humanzi. Skip that, go to this shit right here. Look at the pictures up. They got pictures of this nigga in high school and shit.

He looked like a killer, though. Look, he's showing his grill and everything. Man, he had on some glasses. Yo, he looked crazy, yo. It did. It looked like he'll kill you at a day's gay. What monkey don't? All chimpanzees look like that. No, but he looked extra crazy, though.

It looked like he got a British accent can fight bare knuckles. Watch how this nigga walk down these fucking steps. Look at this. I'm telling you. This is the Pablo Escobar footage right here. He was making $15 million a month. This nigga that was sitting on the airplane just chilling.

He kicked up. Bro, look at him. Yo, he on regular seat. He eating a hamburger with a soda. He didn't come for blood. He's telling her what he was. He's telling her what he was. Like no pickles on that bourbon.

He's in the exit row. You got to be able to say yes. To get the exit row, he was like, yes. I do it. I'll open the hatch. He got a seced on. He's smoking a cigar. Yo, he's watching TV.

Yo, he's really out here doing it. He's taking off the hospital gown. Bro, this is, and this is old footage. That's great. This ain't even those. He did the whole study trying to figure out why he walked standing up like that. He went, I do. Whatever y'all do, I do this, I do this.

What the crazy part is you can sit there and talk to him and he would do the shit. Bro. That's wild. Like the lady used to say... Somebody snuck in the zoo and fuck the chimpanzee. They didn't sneak. They got footage of that too.

We just came watching on the regular internet property. Oh, damn. Yo, he got hoops on some. Yo, he's scary looking though in the face. Yeah. I'm gonna check this shit out though. Check that shit out, man. Everybody already follow y'all, man,

but drop the social media links, man. Don't let this be the last time y'all stop through here. Oh, we're pulling up. Don't promise me, good. I'm moving out. We ain't gonna be here. We got our own spot, too. This is, we ain't been telling nobody.

All right, man. Yeah, we get ready. Switch traps. Switch traps? Switch traps? Why you keep looking up, though? What's that? Because I'm trying to make sure we're making the right decision.

Huh? You know, we could have just invested in a few dollars. You know, like when you're trying to lead your grandma house? You don't have to go nowhere. Yeah, man, I think. It's about that time, man. You ain't got to run out. You know, I got to get up early and drop the kids off.

They got school in the morning, so I don't know. I mean, I would stay, you know, and she's working overnight, so she gets out. She'd be tired, so I'm going to go ahead. She's still down there. Over there at Council Receivable? Yeah, I'm over there, but, you know, listen, I'm going to get a body here, though.

Wait, did I tell you? You still working down there, pocket saucy? Oh, come on. I mean, it's still a saucy for niggas on the goals, but, you know, we got a new rollout plan, you've been caught back 15 times. We still working down there in Pockersaw? We're still working on the back pocket now.

We kind of dapped out on the front pocket stuff. We're trying to convince me the way. Give a shout out to your boys, man. Your son is funny as hell. Oh, I appreciate it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, man, that's how we got that. They're still doing comedy?

Nah, he was tired. Damn, me, it was early. Yeah, he was tired. He didn't want to work out like that anymore. He was like, how do these jokes? With this puberty shit, man. Got me cranky. Oh, you're talking about younger son, Jojo.

Yeah. Oh, no, we still got the podcast. I know he got the podcast. You know he got the podcast. You know, Zayzee doing comedy? Zay Zay out, man. Zay doesn't even talk. He'll come back around.

He'll text me since Tuesday. Really? You been hitting them? I'd be like, hey, man, man, man, stop. I feel like I see him put the phone down. You know what's funny about your text?

He's on his phone. Yeah! Your text can be like, he'll even open it, just swipe it back up. Slip the bat up. You can't even FaceTime with a little chuted. He swiped that up quick.

He was screen recording something he was going to send him with a girl and dad can't. I love you, son. And look out. I got to start the screen record over because he's texting me. You know me.

That's like, you don't respond. He's got to start that screaming for him. Yeah. Fuck the TikTok up. Ah! Why he keep calling? He was screaming for him. He's showing his brother, bro.

Your dad to keep calling me, bro. And that's your daddy, too, though. He was like, oh, I never respond to him myself. Oh, man. I guess I'm had to turn my phone. Do not disturb the fence is the TikTok. Now, if I block them, I'm wrong, right? If I block dad, I'm wrong.

Sons is cold pieces, man. That's a cold piece, man. Well, I'm to hear more, man. M-O-M-M-A, find me at T-H-H-H-R-M-O-R-E on everything. What's your name? Your name is your show? Check out Word is Hard, my YouTube page, as well as Zoom with the Homies, and more to the story, and damn, and that's just scary.

Man, you got a lot of going on, Teherty. I do. He got a lot of stuff. Man, he was like, he's a wording his heart with the homies, damn, in the nature scary. Pocket Saucers, you know what I'm saying? He's the manager for pocket sausage, you know what I'm saying. He's the social media.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck Oscar Meyer. We're coming for a guy. Sam on stage on the go. Kemp on stage, on everything. Give the Kemp on Stage Studios app. We got all kinds of shows on there. Tony got a new show coming out.

Yeah, man. On the app. What show? It's going to be, it's going to be a voiceover show. Can we say it? We own it, Tom. Yeah, I'm doing a voiceover show with Kavon's Studio's at. We got to look around and approve it for it.

Because we own it. Yeah. I won't end. going to be lit. I want to be on that. Come on. What we were worse and over. Animal videos. You know what I said? The commentary.

I got some, I got some voices that ain't busted out yet. Yo, he got the voices. He knew, man. That joke you did. He'd be pulling up. They were moving in, they kept something. He was on big crit out, man. Yeah, yeah.

He was on a big crit out with the, with the accent. Hey, was that you? Then I ain't do the shit right. I don't want to be out here just using my regular voices. And you're like, hey, man, man, that can sound like color. It's the same shit from that big critter out. You need some more voices, man. You know who you got to get in with?

Tony the Baker. Now, you remember that shit. He'd be singing with the duds. You know, motherfucker, flip that shit. Hey, man, this shit. Spectrum still pay y'all? Spectrum still pay? All right, I was going to say, if they're not, fuck it.

No, no, they can't. But we can't, if your Wi-Fi go out, bro, we can't. Yeah, we can't help you with the Wi-Fi. We don't work for Spectrum. We don't have no ability to fix it personally. We got a special commercial shoot in the next two weeks. 26, according to the team. This one is, to hear, is the lead of this one.

So I think it was about two years ago now. I got the first one. and then it was mean belief and then soon after that it was like come back again he's like man get Tony in there you got to hear in there and then oh let me tell you

tell her you I ain't never been phased out a commercial so hard about that damn it was Tony's commercial right Tony's standing up Tony's doing like this yeah this shit's crazy

you can't have a Melissa come back right they come back off vacation like Tony what are you doing in the house right now I'm supposed to adapt Tony up up before they walk in it, right? So we do a cup of takes. All right, yeah, he scored, right?

And he was like, hey, Tihar, let's lose the dab. All right, cool, shit, I'm still in this, bitch, you know what I'm saying? It's all good. Boom. No doubt. Like, yeah, it's score, right?

All right, Tudan, let's just keep your hands. Let's keep your hands down. It just looked like, did they come off again, like that again? Hey, man, they was trying to get your ass up, finally. Man, when you like to hear,

don't bring your hands up. We want to change your shirt because it's flashing. on camera, and then they didn't go to training one shot. Let me say it is, thinking, so so, so that was like, eventually they just said

this, they just said, 10, let's just get you out. Let's just get you out of the commercial. No, they ain't, let them fix the mind. He ain't telling it right. It was way slower than that. They was like, losing that for, but be excited with your hands.

He's like, all right. It was like, all right, close your fingers because you had them up. Just keep with it in a fifth. You're like, all right, so like, okay, Then you know, it's just kind of smile and do his, but don't, don't raise your heads.

He's like, all right. It feels like, actually, man, for this and that's one, just sit down. Just sit down real quick. Don't, you know what I'm saying? But feel excited. You know what I'm saying? Feel excited?

And they was like, no, hold on. And they was like, could you just scoop, scoop? We just want to get the shot dirty. We're going to get you dirty. There's a little shoulder in there. Then they was like, you know what?

We just want to get one clean. Just close to the end of the bitch. Because sometimes they want to get a clean shot. So they're going to put the dirty in the closer, right? So like when they say they were going to get the dirty, I try to do this. Get my ear down. Oh, man. I don't really see the first one on my ear, right?

So they'll get a clean one, right? So I'm like, all right, cool. You know what's in here? Let's just see how it feels what you're standing over here. And then when you step off set, they're like, there's a rap on to your head. Man. No, no, no. No, he's worse.

Listen. So it's like, all, let's lose. Let's lose Tahir. So I'm standing over to the side. I'm over here. I'm like, fuck, I'm just going to go outside. I'm going to go grab me something to eat. And it's like, let's go grab Tihar.

Teher, we don't want you in the commercial, but we want you around just so we can't have the essence of your presence. You want to feel your presence, but not see you. I'm not even on set, my nigger. I'm back there just like. We ain't seen Tihar since. This is the first time we've seen the commercial is an asshole. They ran you all around.

And to hear, go sit in your car. But don't turn the music off. No. Because we want to be able to feel like you're here with us. Yeah, it's your radiate. To hear, drive it to the end of the block. Leave your lights on, but turn the engine off. Yeah, yeah.

Now we're cooking. To hear, go home, but don't turn the lights on. FaceTime. You sit in the dark. When you get to the house. To hear, book a flight to East St. Louis. Go to that abandoned house you grew up in and just sick. We'll be here.

I knew he was mad. Let's turn around. He was like, I'm still getting paid. Don't know what you're saying. The check was the same. The check on clear this, sir. I could be in. I could be the star.

I could be at crap. I'm still getting paid. Oh. I was hot. When they called me for the next commercial, I was like, listen, if you're gonna cut me out, this bitch cut me now. Oh. That's when they got it back on.

They was like, we didn't catch you. We didn't catch you. We actually used all of that, man. He's just not in America. It's in an area of that. You're killing in New Zealand. Oh, New Zealand, he all doesn't fit that thing. He's the lead in the commercial in New Zealand.

Look, we got something else for you that you don't need to physically be there for. Oh, my God. But just no, man, you're killing me. Oh, my God. This next one is going to be mostly voiceover, because we got plenty of stock footage we can use them. Oh, my God, that shit was unbelievable. So you started, they started, you starting,

in this one, you start. You don't see what they was doing? They was trying to save you, bro, for later on. They wanted to see you as a harder. They wanted you to have a big star. They wanted you to have a big debut. They didn't want you to be like You're about to be like the Kanye West.

Kanye West was just producing the beats That was you producing the ambiance in the background Then you had a feature Your village was like To hear He's He's not ready yet He's

I don't know how to say this He's uh He's blocking Tony It doesn't matter where we put this guy The wide back He's wide though This guy's a bona fide star, and I'm still trying to figure out how I can use him. It's just not here.

It's not here. Use your presence. Not here. That one was all on set. Use your presence. We just need your, and the director, the worst part is the director was safe from video village to the assistant director, but you can hear the director. If you can have to hear, just step up to hear it, we can have you just step. I heard it.

I heard it. If it make you feel any better, they can hear it. They got me like that one time. I had a fucking audition for this movie. So you know how you go in and you read the shit? And they'd be like, yeah, just do the lines. And then they're like, all right, let's see you do one. Yeah, yeah.

How you would do it. I do the shit like I would do it. And they like, I fucking love that shit. You stay, because we're gonna do some more in like two o'clock. That's in about an hour, so you just stay. And then it'll be like the callback. So you know, I was like, okay, bet. I go in for the second part of the audition.

They didn't change the script to the shit I said in the first line. Yeah. So I see this. I'm like, Nick, I don't need to me. I got this. I know what I said. Maybe get to the movie. Same shit.

Oh. What you said, my audition was in the movie? But you wasn't in the movie? That's a cold, yeah. A white man. Oh. A white man? I did the same thing.

I went to an audition. I knew I killed it. They called me for a call back a week later. They were like, man, everything you did was amazing. We want to see you do that again. And then we want to give you some other. Characters, just a cold read to see how you were doing. So I'm like, oh, nigga, I'm fucking it up.

I got it in the bag, bitch. Right? Call me wallet, right? So I do everything they ask me to do. Oh, we love it. I see them taking notes to the directors there, the producers there, and the casting directors. I'm like, oh, nigga, yes. When we start?

They was like, thanks for coming in, man. They used all my ideas for four characters. Didn't book me for one. Wow. For work, nigger. I had a callback audition with his white. superstar. I knew the shit was gonna get picked up because he was on it.

It was just me and him. And we was in the fucking studio recording scenes all day. And he was like, you're fucking perfect for this shit. They gotta pick you. I'm gonna tell him to pick you. Never heard back from me. I'm talking about I was with this bitch all day. He's just running shit. I'm like, they're going to use all

this. They're going to use all this. Because why they want to see me get this dynamic with the star. Yeah. Hollywood, man. This is the moment. What was his Whiplash? One of my favorite moments. Cut me smooth out there, bud.

You never seen Whitelash? I had lines and everything. Where the drum teacher really mean to the drummer? J.K. Simmons was in one of the Oscar. You got to see how J.K. Simpson. First of all, I'm fucking amazing actor. But in that movie, that thing is different. They kept telling them to him.

Oh, man, I was in there. I had lions. I was like, yeah. Such and such and such and such. Hmm? Yeah. The record hit me up right before the premiere. Like, hey, tone, man.

Sorry, but you had to cut your scene because it just didn't really flow. with the, I was all right, you know what I'm saying, cool, cool. You know, and I ain't know what it was going to become. I was, all right, that movie ain't going to do nothing, no way. Cut to Academy Awards, Best Picture nominee, J.K. Simmons. I'm like, I was standing behind J.K. Simmons. So now all you see is my silhouette in the movie, in the back. I do this.

I had lines with the league. They'd be giving us some raw-a-old. What did you do this for? Because I was letting them know it was Showtime. And then J.K. Simmons looked back at me, like, all right, man, shut up, black man. The thing is, you can tell him the silhouette that is Tony. Like, it's clearly Tony. I did that, though.

I was like, I cut. Oh, man, they were like, woo. That guy right there in the back, the silhouette. The Oscar nominee right there, man. That'd be fucking us. Man beckoning. Oh, my God. That was some, bro.

Man beckony? That's it. All right, Tony, if you could just, if you could face us and just give us your best beckoning. We did the app. You don't have to, because they'll break your fucking heart. Ain't no more audition. You'll be finished with you, like, you come in and do your part,

and then people are like, so you here tomorrow? You're like, niggas or tomorrow? Yeah, we should go away to November. Oh. All right. I thought. You got you got you for one episode? Oh.

Oh, man. I'm gonna do it a bit longer than that, no, I'm saying. Nah, the other dude, he did 10, and you was waiting. Oh, that's great. I thought you was a regular. I don't know. Day pool. Oh, wait, wait, wait, what?

Oh, so you're not in a trailer? Oh, man. Oh, man. No, I don't mean, no disrespect, bro, but you, I got to get that script from over that bike. You know how they are about to describe? Listen, when you're a guest on, I give you your page for the day. You get no real sides. You get one page.

That's it? That little tiny page, too. Man. A little small joint. You're a half by 11. Nah. You're a four and a half by six individual. Yeah, put you in that honeycomb.

You'll be all in a game. We'll come get you with you. When they walk you back to the trailer and that little PA lady be outside. Yeah. So are we going, are we going with him tomorrow too? Okay. Ex-in the paperwork? Okay.

Gotcha. Well, she just look. All right. No, you can get dressed. Put everything back in that plastic bag. The girl, it's unnatural. It's unnatural. It's a call time for tomorrow. There's no call time for you.

There ain't no set. Don't come up here. They act like they don't know it. They'll even drive you back to the car. You're out in the dusty desert. Hey, you're over out there. Where ever until the Spirley? Y'all pick me in the... Yeah, they had to go back at 2.30.

You see the little scooter right there. Hop on that. It'll work out here in the desert. Just swipe. Hey, can I get their pants back to her? They treat you great. Get that rap. Oh, man, they rap. When you rap, it's like your life there on a cruise.

They're like, we can't get you. We got new people coming up. They don't never be excited with you. Hey, can you up? Yeah, because we gotta flip this. You need this trailer. You need this trailer. No, no, you just keep the clothes.

Can you hang the shirt back up? Yeah. Because we're gonna need the shirt. Put the shoes in the left plastic bag. Oh, stop. Appreciate. Who? Lord Jesus.

They're fucking you up, man. Is that your, is that your sauce? you brought to your pocket. Oh, here we go. Come on. Come on. You forks this. Hey, you want to grab some to go?

We're going to walk by. You want to. You can find your own way to there. Yeah, they've had two sausages. Come on, man. That story was funny, man. I was, you ain't never been a mistake? Yeah, oh yeah, several times.

That was one of those defining moments, bro. You ain't never been a mistake. Oh, my God. Told you, it's all you. you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Tony Baker. No, Tony the Baker. Tony the Baker. To the uncles out there, Tony Baker on everything.

You know what I'm saying? Check out my YouTube, Tony Baker comedy. Got some content on there. Got Daddy Issues podcast. Got verbal cardio. When this drop? On the one of them Fridays. It's going to be a while. No, it ain't. It ain't going to be that long. This shit coming out immediately. Well, check out my verbal cardio episode. I got a guest on there for the first time. I got Dee Smoke on. So check that interview out.

Shout out to D. Smoke, being my first guest. Yeah, man, y'all. Y'all some of the most requested guests that we had in hands. Oh, word? Yeah. Appreciate y'all. I'm glad you all got to come together. I love what y'all doing, man.

You, D.C. and Chico, man. I mean, I'm going to the show next time y'all for luck. I meant to say that at the beginning, but we was got to laughing. We went right into it. Let me tell you something. Bro, when I see y'all, we're having five, six, seven thousand people. just we're just going

freestyle and then put that up yeah and next we're gonna do and then put that up man I said man we can do anything

it's an event bro bro I was like watching the trailblazer do something then you'd be like bro now I got to say but it's just like

what they do but it's us man bro five six seven thousand people owning it and it's crazy because it's like

you can't tell you we'll go on these fucking shows and we'll do like we'll book of venue and we'll do two shows Like half the crowd to come to the next show.

Same people? They know they're completely different. Exactly. Y'all didn't just send up that talk. Niggins. Yeah. It's like, man, I'm going to take the bullshit. For off the rip?

Off the rip. Like, you know how they'll flip this shirt? I'm like, we got to get the people like, I've got tickets. Meeting greet and everything. That's amazing, bro. The same meeting greet. Man, that first show was this second one.

Man. You all should have said that shit, baby. The shit you said for the first time. Why y'all ain't do the song? bitch, because we made it up. We got to watch it and they didn't remember it and they're really be just

I just be up there talking for it. Y'all never thought about none of this shit. Man. Y'all know you got to get, though, Tony the Baker's. Not, not there, no. He can remember that shit. Man.

What y'all are doing is incredible. Hey, man, it's such a free fall and it's so much fun because the people just allow us the space to try it. Yeah. And that's the one thing that's been missing out of our element of entertainment as comedians. Like, we got to be prepared

when we get there. They don't, we don't have a lot of spaces where we can trash it. Especially in front of that many people. Yeah. You all have thousands. They'd be in there. It looked like the place to be, man. They're going to talk about 85 south like the Cotton Club. Now, I saw them down. I saw them. We was in Tallahassee.

They were in Tallahassee. The back in that day, you had to get two-ticking. You were going to get it. We were down. Then you missed the same show. You missed a whole new thing. I got two of the laptops over. I got to take it to say. I followed him to Charlotte at the Talley House.

The whole B-ship, the whole B-ship at Walmart. We all sat together. We had everything, man. We had our vest on. You're talking about the pocket sauce. You come on a nigga, singe it to some motherfuckettlement sauce. You're seeing them, motherfucker. I was stuck in my pocket.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how that. They're made for the shit. Just didn't fall out. We didn't hit the loose leg. Them sausages would have fell out. Oh, my God. But they was made for the pocket.

So he was made for the pocket. So now it's made for the pocket. Oh, my God. Let me get somebody else. That's going to be the one. Out of all the shit that we said, somebody's going to be, somebody in the comments is going to be like, if y'all says, but this stuff.

I guarantee somebody's going to send them a shirt. I work on a graphic shirt. Oh, absolutely. Somebody working at Hongville right now. They definitely going to do it. Blacks. Let me take it. It's going to be somebody you never expect like, hey man, Oscar Maya, just posted that clip. All you're missing is a pocket sausage holder, right? You just slide it in the holder. They got them on

Amazon for five hours. Pocket sausage cases. Watch. That's all he needed. That's all these little six year old hands need. We laugh at. You end up meeting, you get tired. It's a ball for this shit. It's an internet group. They're 5,000 members deep. Oh, my God. It's gonna be on Reddit. It's gonna stop.

It's supposed to get on Reddit. You ever been starving in a meeting and hungry? Check your pants, nothing. No problem because you will never let you there. Oh, God. You're hot meat in your pocket. Hot meat? It was fresh.

That just came out. I feel like for some reason this shit gonna be big in India. I don't know why. I just feel like they... That's street meat. Oh. Halal pocket sausage hilarious

I like pocket sausage I can't take it White lady around me on fucking TikTok cooking Are you had pocket sauces This is how I like to do All that wave What if everything I did in the world

didn't matter But pocket sauce Pocket sausage You did pocket sauces That's when it turned up I hadn't heard of you since pocket sauce I didn't recognize you until I had this sausage In my hand then I was like

You man Oh, snap. Come on, man. It really is pocket sausage out here. I would be so scared. That's what I'm needed. Let me see this.

I wouldn't want that shit in my search history, man. You know the kind of ass that's going to be popping on that shit now? As soon as he clip down, oh shit, we got another one. Brug. They're the one hit they need.

We back on laugh. To make your comeback. I told you y'all, don't know. I don't give up on this idea. Somebody gonna be putting the knees in the box. Y'all are some wild niggas. All right. We gotta get the fuck out of here.

All right, man. Thank you for having us, bro. Oh, yeah, for sure. Hey, man, y'all welcome. Anytime to stop through the trap. Anytime. More than welcome. I'm gonna pull up again.

You should. I'm moving out of here, so. You gotta do this stuff. I could do it, man. He was doing it twice a week. Atlanta, damn. Yeah. It's doing it.

You ain't gonna do it, though. Shut up talking They don't know what I'm gonna do He'll do it twice He ain't gonna do it though They ain't gonna be like You know what Fuck that guy didn't

No I ain't helping if the plane crash 1,800 No, I ain't helping it Those are some of my favorite videos They're in the fucking drug kingpin Oh man Alright man, get off me, man All right y'all

Thanks for tuning in to the other episode 85 Remember, if everything's working, you should be too. I'm Carlos Miller, this 85 South Show. My niggas, we in the track. I'll see you later on. Make sure you get them little bumps off the back of your neck for the summer.

Change your pill, okay. Oh, man. Look at you. Brug. Appreciate you, Lord. Oh. Let's get a plate. Let's get a plate.

Guys, sit back down. All right. We're all buried in heights, so it's going to look stupid It's going to look stupid if you all stand up. You do the Jesus' hands. Go to give me the whole week. Everybody look off. Do something else.

Stop. That one, fair. Got one, Josh? Josh got one? Get a couple, Josh. Need a good one of these. Who was that nigga at the last something like, but Jesus? He was coming here and hide with the last point.

Wait a minute, Lord. You said, you said. Now look, I mean this with all due respect. I mean, I'm speaking to your name. Right, right, right, right. Bro, that shit was so goddamn funny. Oh, shit. That's good times, right?

Lord, Jesus. That's good times, man. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant. For My Heart Podcasts and Rococo Punch, this is The Turning, River Road. In the woods of Minnesota, a cult leader married himself to 10 girls and forced them into a secret life of abuse. But in 2014, the youngest escaped. Listen to The Turning River Road. on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Join IHeart Radio and Sarah Spain in celebrating the one-year anniversary of IHart Women's Sports. With powerful interviews and insider analysis, our shows have connected fans with the heart of women's sports. In just one year, the network has launched 15 shows and built a community united by passion. Podcasts that amplify the voices of women in sports. Thank you for supporting IHart Women's Sports and our founding sponsors, Elf Beauty, Capital One, and Novartis. Just open the free IHeart app and search IHeard women's sports

to listen now. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight

on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. This is an IHeart podcast.