The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Kountry Wayne In The Trap! Wit DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Clayton English | Ep. 254

Episode Date: September 18, 2020

Kountry Wayne tells stories of party promoting with Mystikal and how he’s dealing with his 6 baby mommas and talks how he took his facebook videos to building a stand up comedy audience. Plus, he tells about the time he took a plan B pill. The fellas all give their opinion on if their ladies can cook well or not. Everybody got a different situation and they talk about the importance of if a woman can cook. Kountry Wayne also breaks down all the government assistant plans and Karlous and Clayton take a look back at then they worked in the Mall with Chad. Karlous Miller breaks down how to grow a beard. Plus Karlous Miller roasts DC and they Face off in an impromptu roast session and Karlous and Kountry Wayne break off into a rap battle with one of J.O.N’s beats FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Rolling tray, yeah. Hey, Reese. I'm in the other rolling tray that's back there, right in front of you. Oh, I told you, low, man. You need to go and get your ass back out there, man. That's shit. It's therapeutic. I need to be honest.

I need it. Damn so can't wait. My first week and that week. Because when the next one? The first one? Yeah. The first time? You've been on the road already though.

No. I ain't been since March. You ain't been saying March? Who the fuck was going on the road? I think it was dizzy. Yeah, Dezzy, yeah. Somebody was doing... Duval were doing shows in July 2, wasn't?

So, niggas was working in June and July. They bullshin. I'm talking about doing the heart of that shit. One, two, three, I'm scared. I was scared. I was scared. The tin crack commandment.

Yeah. Round August. I said, I don't get me up. Who up? I perform in the kitchen. That we go to work. I ain't selling no cocaine, but I was food. I appreciate.

Pre-show? Let me see a lighter. All right. Thank you kindly. Thank you kindly. All right, man. Man. You got a straight.

We're good, man. Yeah, no matter of fact I need one. We got Capriced son. They ain't offered you shit up. Who got the rap snack? No, man. You got rap snack? You fuck with?

Yeah, why? We ain't gonna promote them, they don't wanna fuck with me. Why they don't wanna fuck with you? Man, I don't know. Throw them over there, behind them. Put these chips in a different man. That's my ass on red. I'm just like this.

O.G, come on, man. They get some goddamn rap snacks here. Who on them? Batsby? No, this is the slutty vegan. lady. Oh, she got one? Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. How you... Man, you didn't actually rap. Man, I actually went to the nigger, the owner, and like, yo, O.G. I need a bad man. They're gonna fuck the block up. What he said? What he said?

What he said? I'm like, oh, I will bust every bag of chips in the stove. Don't get to you fuck. Damn. The fuck you mean. How do you let you go? I had my face on some chip. Oh, what flavor it was gonna be?

It'd be like sour cream. Fuck you men free though. Sire cream. No, he's been coached this. Fuck you, sour mean. What's your sour mean? Ah. What do you say, though?

Like, how do you say shit? He just read it. You're like, oh, look, I ain't no little bitch now. They're probably says assistant or something. I hear this at about three. You know, I'm consistent. It might not be him, no. Nigger read my shit three times.

We'll talk to him. He read my shit three times. Hell no. He don't want them, hey, you don't want your fans hitting them. Oh, that's what they're gonna do. Tell me that. Chill! Slide that water one time, Tate.

You got the other water. Tad ain't got the water. Yeah, tear it out, man. This big show, we can't have it. You can't get them free promotion. Yeah, you got damn right. What's y'all laughing at, man? 85, siphers ain't on back row.

They be loving that shit. We put that shit up living free. Yeah, man. Y'all already jumping this shit off. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show. I don't worry about it. Yeah. You already know the flavor.

We got all type of special guests in the house tonight, DC. Guess what we got it was today? Man, of course you know we got our brother Clayton English in here. Come on, man. It's so good to be back with y'all, bud. It's so good to be back with y'all, bud. But we got the self-made. Yeah.

Legend. Yes, uh. Hey, country Wayne. I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, cut the music, man. Let it sizzle on your spirit. Let it sizzling your spirit.

Let it sizzle. Yeah, we want to hear you talk that shit. First of all, congratulations on all your success, man. Appreciate it. Congratulations you guys, man. Hey, man, y'all, you know what I'm saying? Before the road stop, you know what I'm saying? Y'all was selling out like rappers.

Oh, yeah. Ain't about did at the company yet, man. Y'all had the hood coming out, straight up. coming out straight up in everybody that church and everybody. Man, we had everybody in that church, boy, had the untie on the oxygen pump hitting in the bunch. Yeah. Yeah.

She's a girl, the lady with a little wheelchair. She ain't that motherfucker rolled up. Yeah, we seat it all. Man, we'd have some wild shows, man. We appreciate that though, man. But you had some wild shows, too, and you're out here selling out, headlining by yourself, man, blew up on the Facebook.

Your child's boy, listen, we ain't got to talk about that. I bet. You wouldn't, it was you and Mike and then some more. Yeah, it was a lot of. It was other folks. Ryan Davis was there, too. I was there. D.C.

I did a few men. Collo. Yeah. Chico was on. It was a big show. You told me I'm in the college you got, too. I'm going to tell it. It was two?

I'm been telling. I'm going to tell it. I'm going to tell it all you want. I'm going to tell you a bit of your business. I'm going to tell you everything I know. If everybody don't give me something, y'all gave me a shirt and the fleece. I want a piece of the pie.

All this nice stuff. I've been waiting to get on here. I can tell it. They're going to cut your mic on. This is going to be the shortest episode. He's going to be nervous as ever. Hold on. Hold on.

What is he talking about? I have nothing. I'm like coat of black. I'm saying that I am. I don't have it. Yeah, man. You've seen me with all Instagrams. I was holding that for somebody.

I don't have nothing. The Capri's son just allying it and ain't got no juice. They've been blowing them up and putting the back and taping the straw back to the top. These boys are created. Yes, sir. D.C. over here smoking me. Oh, no, no, don't put that out there.

No. No, this is definitely loud right here. Hey, I'm going to go out for here, but I'm talking too much. I'm high right now. And I don't need to smoke. Yeah, y'all got me high earlier. I'm out. You don't smoke, nigga?

I smoke now. Well, you might smoke the day. I smoke now. I smoke now. You know, you're long going to do. You're supposed to bend by the trap. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, man.

You've been a lot of requests. I've been trying, been knocking on doing everything, man. No, I did do. That was a spot down the street. We are up the street. Yeah, we tell you, y'all, yeah, y'all up for real, so. You try to be, man. How you been surviving the pandemic, man, going through all this?

Man, the pandemic, man, you know, hey, you know, when the first hit, you know what I'm saying? I told my baby mama, I say, I'm just going to go get back with all y'all to understand what I did wrong. Oh, I had to follow that. Yeah, I had to go back to baby mom. But no, man, I went back online, man, went back to Facebook. We all started back trapping it out, man. it out man dropping them video you know what I'm saying all that all that they had to man they cut our money off cut it all right yeah we I had already bought stuff from dates

they on my bank account I was like man look at these dates you know what's coming yeah I went to a car dealership hey yeah I got these dates you know what I'm saying they let you do that huh yeah my home town oh yeah I can they know you good for it yeah but yeah they're just been dropping them video for real man getting back in the trench yeah but I'm going back out now Going back on the road. You know what I'm saying? Going back out of the road, get some of that money. Child's point, you know what I mean?

They don't get for it. What going on? I deferred all my bills at first. I even tried to call them, but they weren't with it. They weren't. They kept their shit on auto pay. Yeah. Yeah.

They cut little Duvars and he cut his shit off. How he did that? I don't know. It's don't have back pay. Yeah, no. I need to talk a little Duval. Because, yeah, they ain't cut mine off, not a little bit. Mine went up.

No. My baby mama went through her, she in a review. We're going through review right now, and I told them, they don't look back, don't date's gone. Right. Look in the future. Right.

Yeah. Damn what I did. Don't be going to the child support office the lady pulling out the flyers. Right. That show over. Oh yeah, she put out the flyers. Anybody at the child support office ever asked you to take a picture with them?

Yeah, man, that's why my flyer I had to put up, I put up two flyers for my tour days, put up a regular one so it's back popping, no it ain't. So I put up social business. Right. You gotta know there's gonna be some people, spread out, so it can't be what you think it is.

There you go. Yeah, and what it used to be. So your baby mama in court putting out flyers? Listen, the lady, the lady, my baby mama, auntie, know the lady. She keered to the lady. No. I've been wanting to talk about this.

Yeah, go ahead. You got the perfect black one. I go ahead and say it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Phyllis. We have chairman. I don't know if you should say out. My name, Phyllis.

God damn. I'm professional. I don't stay in Statesboro no more. And y'all keep, which came on? All of all of all. You talked Phyllis in every one of these people. You came up like that? Yes, sir.

Yeah, Phyllis, yeah. You going through review. And I'm going to tell you right now, I ain't got like that what you think. You know what I'm saying? This. Right here, I ain't even by this. And you know that. So Phyllis is delayed.

Phyllis is my baby mama. Auntie cousin Why is she so damn nosy in y'all shit? Because I don't know This entrapment right here That is a complex Yeah, she can't take your case You can't take your case

You can't take your case I still get cases from a time I don't even stay up No, that's all We're gonna get you with the law firm Oh somebody gonna hit you up I'm like hey my nigga Contrae, I'm a lawyer That is black man abuse

You're in a goddamn entrapment entanglement situation oh that's all day fucking entanglement that's a fucked up situation my life been different like my baby mama moved in my eyes and they kick me out uh do what opinion yo this true story yo this ain't right oh oh oh oh oh oh i thought we were gonna do comedy man i ain't know you were going through all this this is a country white intervention they can't keep doing you like this now you know they almost better do that man i've been way it's say right there on article 7 you got parental it's still good yeah i've been good

And sit on the sofa and speak my piece. Man, you got to. You didn't make DC drop the weed. He can't believe what it is. I moved my baby mama in and she kicked me out. Yeah. What's that? What happened?

And all the weed hit the ground. What? That shit can't. You said, your baby mom moved in with you. And they put you out. Yeah, they put me out. I gave in Ohio. I had to move down top.

Yeah. Yeah. Go closer to the courthouse. She came to the guest room. Yeah, I had to go. They kept me out smooth, too. It was slick. Yeah, it was slick.

Like she came, she stayed in the guest room at first, but I guess that was signed for me to go. No. Yeah, this is true story. So she stayed in the guest room, then she expanded. She started taking it off the whole house. You know, coming out a hall a little bit. You know what I was going?

Did you have appliances in there? Man, they kept the furniture and everything. This is true story. Brother, I just moved downtown. You sound like you ain't want to live there. You just had to go to there. Yeah, I'm down to town. I'm down to, yeah.

I got kicked out during the pandemic. Ooh, yeah. That's cold. But I'm, you know what I'm single out here in these streets, you know what I'm saying? Man, I hope you meet a ball-ass lady who just, who just take you in and just nursing you back to hell. Because this is some fucked-up shit.

Yeah, man, just helped that nigga get back on like a sugar mama. With a whole lot of sugar. Yeah. There's a few of them that watch this show. You gotta look with your heart now with your ass. Yeah, I ain't stuck to the young girl. I ain't stuck in a young girl for real. You gotta find you a queen's sugar.

Look at your heart. Look with your heart. I ain't stuck in the young girl. They got a heart problem. Damn, man, I ain't know you were going through all that. Boy, ooh, I'm high. Boy, I ain't feel this good. Why?

You know, I'm drinking that water like it's an alcohol. Yeah, I feel good in hell now, boy. You're straight. Yeah, man. Huh? I don't hit it. I don't hit second and third and fourth stream. But you probably need this environment.

It sounds like you'd have been through it. So this is a place to vent, this talk of your shit. I went to Blue Flame. Okay. That makes you feel a lot best, especially when he's depressed. Yeah, and ask my brother what song he played. Mask off, as soon as I went in the, yeah, for real,

they're playing a few shit. Pack, going crazy. Five dollar dancing. No, they still, they don't win up. Who? Who, you know, the fucking ain't, how much you were back? You ain't telling you the country way? Man, they ain't kept, listen, the DJ said,

let that silly your spirit, I'm gonna tell you what happened, man. Man, listen, man, the man gave, listen, man. So he knew you, he just didn't give a shit. I tried to get 200 hours of warns, but the girls were looking like that country Wayne, so I pulled out eight more, like, you know, yeah, you know, yeah, I'm about to get a thousand. I got a thousand one, man.

The ones, the one stacks, the one they gave me, yeah, dangling it a little bit. They had the scrap like this. Yeah. Hey, you ever get $100 at the strip club and your band on the hundred be loose. You're like, no. Loose to the motherfucker, man. This is $77.

What's my money? Hey, I used to count my one and I tripped that. And I realized that they pulled to take a $10, you know what I said, off top. Oh, that what it was? Then I went up there like, hey, man. This is $4.75. What was it here? They like, D.C., you know we got to take $10.

I'm like, okay, 101. That's what happened. I'm tripping. Don't tell nobody. man. Carlo. I'm gonna flip these bitch out. I ain't gonna lie.

D.C. we're better than you. I ain't want to say nothing. But George ain't hit no nothing over here. Oh, talk to you're talking about the second hand? No, this side over here, but over here I'm getting a headache. I'm gonna turn around this way, man. Then you're gonna get a migraine, man.

We spoke a lot. We spoke a lot. It ain't no bullshit over there. I didn't want to say, I said, maybe it's the rap you got something. Because you explained it when you first came and I heard you say, Carlo, you need to smoke out of these. So you must be new, little side, I've been kind of like, Hey man, how are you gonna have a favorite wig to get second hand out?

I ain't gonna live, way. No, come on me smoking again. Without smoking. Yeah, and y'all been saying that shit, if people be believing. No, that shit, I ain't hit it. You know, you could tell it. I mean, I heard you came in, you said you need to smoke out of these rap. No, because these bitch is pulling.

Yeah, so this shit makes you feel like you overseed. So what made you tell him? But this is the crazy part. Oh, that was it is? Last week when I brought them, he said, man, what the fuck is them? You ain't rolled out of these? I had them already. But I ain't know.

You're supposed to tell me, shut up, Youngblood. Smoke this shit. I'd have been like, oh, they ain't motherfucker. Oh, boy. Well, this joke took me the 285 on here, boy. I was going to go. If you ain't too high, man, since you on the show, tell everybody how you got started, man, how you got your start in the kind.

in the game and shit like, do you remember? I know you have. Yeah, man, we went, uh, we went, uh, my damn, we got to play it up. Brother, he can't be laughing because I'm trying to focus. Brother, listen up. I'm trying to focus. Don't listen here.

That the weed sizzling. Well, y'all knew y'all going to do this too. I knew it. Yeah, this. We didn't knew nothing. We didn't do nothing. We didn't know nothing. We didn't know nothing.

Clayton had blown over here the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, man. I started off on something. Facebook, man, dropping them videos consistent. Just the same thing I'm doing now, man. I got all, I went to Facebook. Man, listen, yeah.

You know what happened? Man, you, I went to Facebook and then I went to Instagram. You see? You see? Hey, that nigga, I and fuck, bro. That nigga's stupid, man. He's going to start over now. Country Wayne.

I am country. You are calling. You want to ask deep questions after he don't start. Who are y'all? Damn, man, don't ask me that deep. Don't ask him that deep. You know what happened. What?

Yeah. This is he forgot. That was even... They didn't even feel me. Yeah. You know what happened? What fuck is this nigga asking me for? Man, hey, man.

Nick, you remember? Man, that thing is insubent. I'm asking for the people we didn't do. Are the people, I said, Not that a lot of people don't know, it's just... Yeah, I feel. You know, you didn't tell the story of business pieces around, you know, different interviews and shit.

I did skits. I, at our situations on Facebook, and I see y'all, it's a crowd, man. It's a crowd, man. I ain't going to lie. He said, D.C., you think that. He's talking about acting out situations. That what I did.

I do it, man. D.C. got help me out, man. I thought I think about it. I was like, he do. He do. We all did. When I never thought about it like that. You were going to do act in our situations?

Yes, we do. We act out. We get the situation. And we tell the story through our actions. And I did it. And I kept doing it. You don't gave the old people in the time. That name gave the literal definition.

Well, I got in character and, you know, I found the location, I found my motivation. Cause they already thought we ain't do covet. Now you don't actually gave me what the fuck with you. You don't do comedy. You act out situation. That's what you did. You were a situation actor.

I'm like, oh, you're a situation act. Y'all ain't shit. Y'all ain't got country. You ain't had this motherfucker fucking, man. Why the fucking did you tell them that, bro? You know them all that nigga gonna be on our ad. No, you act out situation. I see it.

I see it. What you do in the store? Buy shit, okay. Yeah, about do that. That's the bigger situation. It's crazy, bro. That's exactly what we did. But you feel, you claim?

We act our situation. That's exactly what we did. Oh, it's getting in the drink. Let me cool my talk. I can't get a high end drunk in here. Oh, love. But that what I did to the people who, yeah, who still are watching. Okay, so how, okay, okay, on the real, you feel, because we both come from that background.

Yeah. Now, it's a different, same, same playing field, different lane. Yeah. I started off on a vibe and Instagram, and you went to Facebook. Yeah. I thought, to me, Facebook was over with because I started on Facebook when I was in, you know, high school. But Facebook was popping off. You feel, but that's just let us know, like, we need to be.

I know like we need to be directing our attention everywhere because they were making that bag and y'all was making a bag more than Instagram because y'all had y'all shit. What are they, monetize? Yeah, I just monetize. Yeah, I'm just monetized. Yeah, I've just monetized. Don't tell child support. You're trying to be working on it. Yeah, yeah.

I'm working on it. Yeah, we're working. We're working with it. Trying to get the shit together. Yeah, we're working on. But yeah, fake boy, they were all. What they were doing? They were on...

Collos, man, come on. You're gonna ask a question. Y'all gonna be an interview. Who are interviewing? Everybody. Good, Lord. Man, I had... What they were doing?

What they were doing in Facebook? There's a nigga gonna come out that door and ask you a question. So, that's what? They ain't gonna ask you a question. I've been looking at, I ain't wanna say nothing. I was like, that one, you look like it locked. What they were doing on Facebook? Is this door to y'all place?

That's the other studio. They moved out. Oh, they let y'all talk loud? Who's my name? That's the trap. Okay. Who is they? Yeah.

Okay. Light bills in here. Yeah, lights on because of us. Okay. Yeah. What's up, man? I mean, we'll actually go up there and give them the money, but we make sure they to get up.

We contribute. Yeah. Now, these things are big words. Contribute. Yeah, but yeah, man. What happened on Facebook? Facebook, man, it just took off. Facebook was a different crowd.

You know, Instagram, a different crowd. Like, you know, it just, you know, it just took off. two different worlds you know what i'm saying like y'all got a different crowd and i respect and facebook you know it was just a lot of old people and i'm the only young person so they grabbed on to them you snapped but you related to the stuff you was doing like like like i got the untteens i got all the untiees and the granddaddy and then it got the youth because i went on instagram too you know what i went on and when you say that you are not lying i got two untis every week to send me some of your video you need to get with country and wain

I mean, I know what you're doing is cool, but he is, he is, he, and he don't curse he in the church with, he can do stuff with anybody. You need to get, you need to get with him. Now, I know if you want to start taking your stuff serious. No, that's a fact. That's a fact. Old people tell you, they give you suggestions for your career like you just fucking, No, they just, like they came up with some brilliant shit. You know who you need to get with.

Mm-hmm. You get smiling now. Why? Hey, hey. That boy got a radio show. Uh-huh. What they're going to do for me, Auntie? He'll turn you on to some folks.

I mean, he might be able to do something for you. He might be able to do something for you. Hey, my granddad said that, my granddad said that, I don't know. You know, I've seen Steve Harvey. You might need to see what Steve Harvey. But look, they don't understand that we see them. So they don't understand that celebrities to them. They think we can go down there and be like, hey, put me on this shit.

That's how they think shit works. We're supposed to know. Yeah, that's how they think shit's supposed to. Clayton's speaking real good English. He is the name Clayton English. Yeah. Now why you speak real good English. Sombello, English majors, all that shit.

Yeah, that there was, well, we don't talk like that. No, DC, you know me and you can't talk like that for real. Who? Me and you? You boys, yeah. I can articulate. Mind and sound. Don't let this live shit exude my intelligence.

Through the epilogical resources or the spivocal reaction. There we go. Come on. And I don't even know what that means, but it means something. I've been using no since eight grade, the same words. What? Every time I try to be smart, I'd be like through the epilogical resources, the despicable reactions.

And it worked everywhere. You just got me. You're dead some words. You're damn some work, man. This nigga remember one goddamn presentation from school. Yeah. I told you making it and everything. I route Jamaica, for real.

For real. Let me hear one. Let me hear one. All I call on a mist that call on the door. All that can I go on the buss up come to with that on the floor. Shabbas. So they go back and I beat on the blast. I walk out in the store, then I just might flash.

Come on, man. Go on, bro. Yeah. Oh, fuck, I'm right. Yeah. You didn't know that. I'm shocked. Yeah.

I didn't know that. I know that said he was riding in a condor. That's what I heard. Oh, they ain't listening good. You was, hey, but when you started spitting, though, you was in there. Yeah. You had hit a pocket and you, and when you're looking at the flow, let me know you're dead assid.

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Hey, look at what? What made you want to get out of Facebook and transition to stand up? Because that's another world. We both know, like, that ain't, We got our phones, and that's just us. When we go on that stage, it's a different ball game. So what made you want to jump out there?

Charles of Port. They were like, I had no followers, but, you know, I was in the street, and then I had the nightclub. Both for them were kind of ending. What was the name of your night club? The spot. Shout out to everybody's just coming to spot. If you had the spot, you're hot if you ain't tonight,

every Saturday night, country Wayne, you're coming up. All the real me, I salute, all the pretty ladies, head, my baby. Shout out of everybody at the spot. Georgia, y'all know what it is, hot as night clubs, South East Jones. Who was some of the coldest niggas you brought through the spot? The spot?

Yeah, me. You were... You weren't paying nobody to come to that bill. Oh, I figured it out. The last artist I bought was plied. No, I bought, no, last order I bought with, uh, Oh, what? Milskill.

Yeah, I lost my money with Millsman. Man, and Missal listening? He'll, I mean, all, he'd be watching. He loved his show. Yeah, Mr. He's my dog. He's my dog. His name, Mike.

I learned his real name and everything. Oh! Who you want to make you guys? I brought musical. What happened, bro? Man, that ain't you. You know, you walk in the club. You know, they'll be here.

You know what I'm saying? He didn't sell, no pre-sell. And I should have brought juvenile. I'm gonna tell you what happened. I'm from a small town, Milling, Georgia. So I'm in another, I'm in the Statesboro, a little bigger than Milling. The dude told me,

the dude, you know, shout out my dude, dude, doly. He was like, man, who you're breaking. I said, man, I got milsicle coming. He was like, mm. He's good, goddamn. But my hometown love, Mississippi, but my time small. Like, no, he said, man, I said, yeah, they asked me,

I had a choice out of Milska and juvenile. He said, yeah, you should have brought Juvenile. I said, no, man, I bring in Milskill. Right. Yeah, okay. I said, why you said, why you said, you might be trying to lose some money. I'm like, man. I like, man, you don't know what you're talking about.

Right, yeah. That one I learned then, man, sometimes you got listening to people about the area about what they're in. Right. Man, I brought musical, man, god, dog. Ain't nobody come with my family. They're singing all the songs. I'm mad at all this here.

I couldn't even feel the music. He coming up in, hey, you had a good time tonight, Wayne. No, man, you know, I ain't take me back to the airport. That was what I learned then, man. So I just started paying all the fine girls in the hood. We talked to dope boys. Hey, hey, I'm going to pay y'all. The dude, they were messing with all the dudes.

Hey, I'm going to pay y'all, man. Every week. So I created me a sister. I ain't paid no artist. He said, they're taking you back to the airport. You ain't pick your phone call over the floor. Man lost all of them. He was up on stage jumping ride.

Oh, that's hilarious, bro. He performed good though, boy. He performed good, man. Man, it's hilarious. He was a hell of a performance. Hell of a performer. Hell of a performer. He lost it.

Why did he take you to the airport? About everything. That's bottom of a ride. You know that's what it is back. But shot the Trick Daddy. He sold it out, man. Trick Daddy sold it out. Trit.

Yeah. You know, Mr. Crudder. You see, you dumb. Yeah, bro. My dad took him back, man. My dad took him back, boy. I hope this one. Hey, Missal, Ben.

You got a rock. Oh, my kid. Hey, Missa, what's gonna do your cameras on? I don't look. Dare what up. That camera ain't knowing over there. He's faking. That motherfucker on.

He been pointing to the wall the whole time. That's your close-up camera. Hey, Misca, man, you know, we just, we're on 85 sides show. We had to turn up one time. You know, it's true story. But D.C., you know, he's taking it far. You know, that d'nig's stranded. You know, my daddy took you to the airport.

Really. But you did. Huh? You did. No. I was too sick. You couldn't, yeah. I was too sick. He didn't sit through the flight.

You called, cousin, couldn't pick up. Oh, shit. What do you mean you at D.C. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. How did you go around to him? What do you mean you at D.C.?

Oh, shit. If you don't make no money. You're on your own. I forgot. But that niggum were mad to fuck at me. Oh, boy, that's hilarious, bro. Well, did you see funny, man? You're stupid.

Like, I missed it. Hey, man. My worst promoted experience when I went to the Bahamas, that nigga paid me and all that Bohemian money in the middle of the night. Bahamian money? How you made it back? Was it worth good American money?

No. No, was it? I don't give a fuck what it was. I need American cash. American cash. Yeah. And I can't, I don't have no way to change us. You're gonna lose 15%.

You got damn right. Get my money before I shit up. What's your club at like, bro? What was the setup? Oh, the setup. On the spot, well, on the fur club, man, straight up. I ain't put up a $10,000 in it. And it ain't profited at the first week.

I ain't have no liquor license at first. Was it B-Y-O-B? I don't know. No. So I tricked everybody, because it was a dry camera. So what I did instead of trying to hide it. did instead of trying to hide the looker because people used to try to open that club and try to sneak what I did I set it up real nice back there so I said when

people walk in they're gonna be like hell he got to have a little like if he got it all up there like that I had to hit it's a rock lined up right right the police used to even come in there presentation they ain't know I had kind of took off on lines and like boy they were like country way ain't got some power boy right I ain't have a looker looking like oh you had to you had the you You had Harlem Knights? You had... Well, I tore a gambling room.

Brother had a gambling room. My y'all fucking hustler. Yeah, but... This nigga had to speak easy, isn't it? But you gonna take that doubt back, because a lot of got killed though. No, yeah. Get it back. Reverse it.

I like that. They had them guns in there, man. Anybody tried to open nightclub, man, y'all know what it is. They had some guns. This one I knew the time to end up. I'm out there. You know how you fussing at people? Right.

You're trying to act hard because you're a club. Hey, man. Don't be coming at my spot, man. Right. Hey, man, I got child support, all that, man. gun and me and my sister doing will try to stop the fight that he put out the gun but he shot in the air but he did the gun like that pop but in my mind he I'm shot I already knew it and all I feel come my sister had some water on my shirt

and I say I said y'all get back in I was whispering everything right what's wrong I said they hit me but it's okay man I don't went to the kitchen I don't lay it down anything I'm like that's like I say don't touch it to her I said put some pressure on it I'm remembering stuff I don't for movies and everything. Right. You and your lady could be at the house quarantining with a whole sex wing. You can hang her ass up in the kitchen and give her the business by the bananas.

You can really be somebody. LaGeree is not expensive. They'll send it straight to your crib. Have your girl walking around here looking like scarlet? I don't even know if that's a name, but that's the name on the... Be looking like her tied up in the kitchen hanging from the sex wing. Then you bring this old joke out. I'm gonna choke out and buzzer right quick.

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Man, I do. I said I gotta get a hell away from there. But that's what made me start getting serious on the stand-up, though. I said, I gotta get out of here. Right. They fighting every week, man. The wrong song, come on.

That boots and said it off. Oh, my God. Booth. Meat, Mill, that dreams and that intro? Right. Uh-uh. Yeah. Oh, look, wait a minute.

Y'all thought I was in it. Ooh. But it ain't already be the music. It just be the nigger, though. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, you're right. It'd be retarded. It'd be so random.

It'd be that music is something. Sometimes, though. But you can't say the music because we don't want a nigga to night. I didn't do some shit I wouldn't have never did because the song was all of me. God, that. He's played Ted a Club up.

I do a chair. To my pastor, Troy? No, 3-6. Yeah, Ted a Club up. This was back in the day, Nicky. This was a Teen Club. I can't imagine what would make a motherfucker open up a team club.

That's the stupidest shit in the goddamn world. Team Club. Shame. They thought Club Club was all the train. Team Club. That's all we did. What the fuck? Who was open the music we was listening to in the club

was bad influence anyway. I was listening to A-ball and MJG. What they told? That's just, bust the nigger head, slap a hole, shoot the club. That's too specific. Exactly. I bet you won't hit him, motherfucker.

But that shit was, that shit fared us, though. That shit did something to the, you know what I mean. You must ain't got hitting the club for it. You ain't never got hit. Man, I'm, I'm hitting. I ain't a thing ain't even hitting me. Yeah, dude picked me up so goddamn how or not. Don't get it.

hit that's the number one rule they can pick you up huh a nigger picked you up my brother don't got drunk they got junk in douglasville george one time i was with them but they didn't get me uh all right right all right that didn't say that wasn't me that wasn't me how they had they get junk yeah how they had a girlfriend in deglisville in high school so we drive up here so we went to one party and the dude walk i had my little woman jacket on a dude walked up too like what's such a brille i like hold up partner hey i don't know what y'all doing that ain't hill dog but hey man when i'm here she's mine right yeah i was like ooh i like yeah i walked back my crime vick you know i'm saying so he went to another party right but by this time

he don't call it all he home boys just country boy in the jacket right they they remember my jacket and everything but he wanted to borrow my jacket my brother arthur Thank God for that. That fucked up. That fucked up. Hey, beat you up, bro. Damn. He got away.

My boy Kilda got away, but my home boy, Neil, I know you're watching this, boy. They jumped over. They were so scared, because when we ran out, we're in the party. Now, I'm chilling. They're trying to go around. He don't even know what I just did.

Right. my jacket on. So when they came around, we seen some dude with a bunch of cell phone over his head and my homeboy heel, I mean, a kneel head. And they were like, you know, the squad in the building. I was like, the damn squad. I said, oh, hell. I had, like, I ain't know what going on at first.

I was like, man. And I see one dude fistballed up so god darn tight and his hand is like a biscuit. I said, ooh. I said, God, I said, I bet he won't be the one to hit me. Boy, we ran through the back, we walked, I said y'all, let's go. Cause they figured out, it took them a while to figure out what was going on.

Right. They sit down lean with it, rock. I said, boy, you feel to get rock. Let's go out of the door, but we're at the essence. Right. So we're about to get out. The boy came back. They said, hey, man, what y'all think y'all going at?

I was like, I'm just trying to go wherever I can go to my car. Man, we opened the door. My home brother Neil was so scared. He reached around and locked the back. And all of a sudden, a dude swung. He hit my brother. My brother said he ain't hit him, but I seen him. I seen that print.

You know, when you kind of get hit, it don't swell up. But I'm like, well, if you ain't hit you, what did you hit you? Complexion of your face chains on your cheek? Went outside, man, so they all ran forward. But I bust this way. When I bust this way, a cup on looked at me, but they were like, well, hell, the crowd going that way. So they let me go. So when I went in, I had a black t-shirt on the tank top, I took my shirt off, and I walked back through,

And I was like, man, that messed up what they're doing to those country boys down there, dog. No. Man, when I got outside, it was in the neighborhood. You know how they wrecked the pool how? Yeah. I ran so far lost that I was back there in this neighborhood. I ain't know where I was at.

I was back there in the creek where I seen the frogs and all that. No. I didn't come out till I seen the police like. No. And I seen the police like, can the police call the police? I came out. I was like, hey, man, where them boys at, dog? Where them boys at?

I was like, man, where they are? Man, man, one of the boys that tried me, so I asked my brother, I said, y'all, all right? He was looking like this. He was like, because they had locked their stuff in the car. Oh, I thought y'all would ride some kill them, man. They had locked theirself in a girl named Maya car, man. He locked himself in a girl named Mario car. But he said he didn't get hit, but he got away.

He had some Air Force Warns with no shoe strains in it. Right. He jumped over the fence, and those fences were high. So that was, that was fifth. Right. Because you know how them pool fences is. My homeboy Kenner got away, but my homeboy Neil, he tried to climb the fists they grabbed him by the booty cheese they told that one

true story they grabbed that boy from their fit and was beating him you like man they were like take his jays he was like man no they're my only jays no i said i'm gonna keep the jays they had everybody's legs in his oil they say throw him in the pool he said no i can't swim you mean your ad wolf end torture they did so bad they lay on they lay on Let him walk back in everything, man. He was messed up, boy. I was like, I hope the boy got their Medicaid card. I thought they all had got beat up,

but him and my boy Kjana got away. Because brother said he didn't get hit, but he had got hit that first time. That's right. He's got away, man. He's not going to say this shit. He didn't look, no what I'm saying? He's reminiscing, man.

Damn. You know, man, my boy, to get beat up like that. No, we ain't leaving, but, you know. You went back in the party. Huh? You went back to the park. Because the party had really ran to see what's up. It wasn't that many people in the party.

It was about like 30 more people in there. Like, man, that messed up what's going on out there, boy. This nigga went to change characters right playing. Hemp is on the way. There's a whole other niggins. Where the knickers at? I've been out there with the frogs. Where these knickers at?

But we tried to go... After that, we were looking for him though. Yeah. I remember the dude DJ, man, DJ from Degoville. I ain't going to start nothing, but I don't know how you look for real. No, no. No. He's still out there, though, don't know.

He's still out there. I don't know. You got, dude, I told him. That was another. Country, he's talking about that. He's been telling that story. Ever since you blew up, that's his story. He's been telling that story.

Man, you know, we were on whoop country, way in that? We hooked his brother. He got a punch. We grabbed the butt cheese. You remember? Whoa, whoa, you could have left that pot out, man. He hadn't said that part. Every time he tell the story, why he said that part?

Grabbed his ass cheeks, pulled him down. Pull them down, boy. You'll fight for it live, though. They ain't get Wayne, Wayne got away, man. Wayne figured out how to get away. You're talking about Wayne got away, man. Wayne ain't gonna figure it out, man. You got a lot, you got to figure it out.

That's a lot of shit. You love some pussy. I ain't have them then, but they was in me. You love some pussy. That one thing about it, he loves some of coochers. You love some guy. Man, I ain't stuck any girl. I tell you girl, I'm stingy with a deed.

Hey, man. You're lying. You're lying. You got to start a protest, man. Fellas, we got to start being sticking with. That's your weakness, man. It used to be. You can't start it.

That's your crimping night. You're teaching goose. You got nine. They ain't gonna believe you. You better build it, fucking up. Alright. I'm gonna give y'all some games. You gotta be the treasurer.

You have a bunch of kids that's lust built, didn't yet. That's why I go ahead and have them. Get that lust out. Man, man, a female, I'm making don't work for this. No? What? What's your standards? What do you like?

You sound like one of them hood-ass baby mom. Yeah, man. You got to add like, man. You got to work for this. You ain't, I'm standing with the deed. For real. Look at this no more. I've been celebrating, man.

I've been settling for 720 hours. It's been a great journey. Boy, you count of the hours? Come on to feel like that. Boy, how many days, it's in that? Everybody's out. You got to tell them about an hour. It sounds like a lot of hours.

It sounds like a lot of life. About a week. What are we going to have? 720 hours. No, that definitely ain't no week in a half. Everybody kind. The whole studio. I don't want to know.

I don't want to remember. Far as I want to remember. I want to remember yesterday. That 120. 120 and 4. What it is? 480. Who's that?

That's a month and what? You single? One and a half? Four eight, about a month and a half? What kind of question is that? I'm going to interview you. You're single, though? What kind of question is that?

You know, I'm the motherfucker. Man, you think I can walk around looking this motherfucker good to be by myself? So I'm the only single comedian? You ain't single. You just said... Boy, you just... You ain't had no pussy in six hours or whatever you said.

What a hell, this idiot. Hey, man. I guess I'm the only single one, boy. What that mean? I'm out here in these streets, man. You're out of any street. What is that even mean? Don't get hit, man.

Just on the sidewalk. What that mean? When I leave here, I can go wherever I want to go. Man, yeah. You just came and took your house, country. Yeah, I mean, you blown me. Now, I'm dying time. You're down time, motherfucker.

You can't go anywhere where you want. You gotta go downside. You gotta go downside. They try to come to country? No, no. Don't let them up. Right. Don't let them up.

So that's the... You just, fuck it. Yeah, I'm free. Ain't shit as you could do. You thugging. I'm thugging. I ain't getting... Yeah.

I'm out here free, man. I'm free on y'all four. You know what? I'm trying to free on y'all four. You know what we need to stop dating these regular size women. They don't treat us right. We gotta move. We just switch the whole game and just date big women.

Oh shit. You know what? Big women. I'm telling you, man, these motherfucking shape there's women who think they find got us fucked up it's a regular shape how you know when they're gonna yeah you know hey these motherfucking when they got all this surgery and shit they think they're fine isn't these start fucking with big women big women ready to love us like we ain't been loving how you do big one with a Q fame come

on man i've been doing that some my big mama y'all yeah you got some big girl to smell good you want to sweat i got some man i've been this big girls been my thing For real? Yeah, I'm from the country. So, me, girl, like, I'm from Mississippi. It's so, I don't know that, I didn't even, I didn't even know that was... You hear what this boy you said? What did he say?

Me girl, like the jack y'all, they'll just grab the motherfucker. You're like, hold up, wait a minute. You can't just be jacking dick like that? Where are you at? She just grabbed the shit, just, hold up, hold up, man. When I'm from so country, I didn't even know they was big girls until I went somewhere else. Yeah. I thought everybody was that sad.

Yeah. I like a country, I like a old country. I like a old, I like a girl. I just like a woman who's just, I just like a clean woman for me. Yeah. But ain't nothing like no country women, tell the truth.

But they're gonna meet, I can't eat. There's nothing like them country women, man. No, man. She ain't a lady in 218. No one's a girl clean, man. I'm good, man. Well, if she's a country girl, she's gonna be clean. She grew up your way of her grandma house

with that good, well water. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah, I love a country one, but that wasn't like... What about cook, girl? I think if you, it's against the law to say that, nothing. What, girl can't cook? Like, no, if a girl cook, women be like, what it is?

Like, oh, you cook your own food. Like, that's a thing not. Mm-hmm. I don't want to cook my own food. I'm like, okay. Hold on my own food, huh? Yeah, I cook my own food, though. That's the shit.

I'm maddened that shit in quarantine. I cook my own food. Oh, you're single, too? You know how to cook. No. I got a girl, but. Sometimes I'd be like, oh, don't do that. Let me do that.

You know how to cook. She's saying she know how to make some shit. But she don't know how to make the shit. You're trying to make the shrimp. Don't get a trouble with me. No, you got to tell her though how to make it, though. No, I got the prawns, the big boys. The big boys.

You don't want them fucked up. So you're saying your girls can't cook? The cocktail, my man? No, no, the prawns. The prawns where the shrimp big, you got to hold the damn there with two heads. I'm a big-ass shrimp. I bought them, head them. She's like, I could do it.

When I got the shit, I came to the kitchen, They were this side, I said, bitch, this wasn't supposed to be popcorn shrimp. These shit was shrunk the fuck up, man. You're just like $36 a pound. Dude. That boy buying shrimp in a pandemic. That's a loaded question. You got, like, what fuck's out of looking like a mother looking this motherfucker?

You got to hell somebody over there that know how to cook your big shrimp. See, that turned him into the babies. I ain't never had a woman cook me no big shrimp. No, I don't like big shrimp. I was like, can you do it? I was like, can you do it? She was like, yeah. You're talking to look long.

Lord, he's the... They were so big, it was like, what did they look like when they was alive? That's what I asked them before I bought them. I was like, yeah, you get... Go see, but I told my girl how to cook. Like, I'm like, no, let's salt. Okay, add cheese. Okay, add butter.

Then she did that. And I'm like, see, when she do so, she's good, I'd be like, look, remember what you did. That shit tastes good. And she was like, I know how to cook. I'm like, ah, ha, look, just remember what you did. And that shit take good. So now she can't, she's tightened up.

I'm suspicious. Everybody girl could cook? I'm talking up. Everybody girl could cook? She's vegan. So she had, I had to make her. Yeah, I'm vegan. I'm vegan.

You vegan? Yeah. That's why you're stressing. You start being that grass. That's why I'm avoiding this whole conversation, my lady can cook. But? She can't cook.

You can't cook? Hell no. And then she'd be cooking shit and be like, try this. I'm like, you eat it first. Do you like it? I don't know. You're the tester.

I'm not. I'm low. And then she'd be standing there like, like, no, what the fuck you do to her? You might, what you do to this? This shit might be nans as fuck, but then I'm obsessed with you. You might sprinkle some coot juice or something in. Now I'm fucking under spells or something. Yeah, the mood lady.

No. With that period in the goddamn. Spaghetti. I ain't gonna say she can't cook everything. She can't cook the main course. You see, I see my man called. She fucked the size. Oh, I'm talking about the size.

I'm talking about the size. Everybody's going to get in trouble tonight. When this drop, a single man don't came in spirit, this miserable spirit, and now y'all go wrong. Yeah, I don't mean, all y'all say, y'all basically said, your old lady can't cook. No, I said mine can't. Joe can edit this out.

I said, let's be real. He said his shrunk up the shrimp. His can't cook. He said, my can't cook size. No, don't, no. She can cook size. You just said she can't cook nothing. The main course.

No, don't try to back on the knife. He said size and she can fuck up the size. He did, and I said my girl could cook. I told her let soap. No, you did. I heard what you cook. That was noodles. Add cheese.

Well, you know the best thing about this shit country one, and she knows that she can't cook and she don't give a fuck. He tried to come back. She don't. She knows she can't cook. She told me. I'm a lovering the way I just took for granted that she is a black woman. She knew how to cook and she was like, hold up.

Don't, wait, that ain't what I do. I order. I was like, what? Come on, man. be good. We can't try to fuck up the household. She's all the good now. I'm getting you. Don't why I don't hang with no single man. I'm not good for your house.

But no, we baby daddy, so we know this. I meant children, you got a little? I got one. Yeah. You got it. You got a game. I ain't got nothing. Don't do that. I meant that respect. Because I ain't the type of me.

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for three hundred dollars like kiss my dick three hundred times oh this one pack of style that'll mean like this uh huh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha quick kiss what three hundred dollars what i'm not you couldn't did the nba a long could have got a tee me i wouldn't take a piss in the club for three we got all that i get hey i'm gonna make sure i get my own deplet and everything yeah i ain't unemployed because soon as you got them making it i'm on i'm unemployed i don't know what he's talking about i am not I am not I work right here at 85 South Media. I'm not working either.

A limited liability corporation. That means we can't get you shit if something happened. Yeah, but I work for nobody right now. I'm unemployed, so yeah, I don't care about him employed. I've seen the document. No, he's not about to come up here and try to guilt trip me. This nigga said he had money. Before the comedy, it was two clubs, a car wash, a barbershop,

and a teddy bar. I like that word. You said, hey. Child support got it off. Yeah. They both did they get the titty bar too? Huh? They got your titty bar?

The club? No, somebody got shot at the club, man. Oh. Damn. You got some clubs. That's crazy. That's a real promulist. I always respect the motherfucker that had a life

before they did comedy. Because I wasn't doing shit before I really started doing this shit. Yeah. You ain't got no kids, right? I went to school that I came back and started selling phones with this nigga. For real. Y'all sold phones? You know what I mean this nigga got cool?

What the fuck? This nigga had quit the job. And I just kept telling him that he was coming. They ain't got checking for like three or four months, man. This nigga just said, I was, at one point I was only the nigga knew how to close down the shit. I hold the whole store hostage, nigga. Y'all don't want to cover my ship?

All right. Ain't nobody go home. Man, check us out. I'm like, all right, fuck that. Who gonna cover my ship tomorrow? Check us out. You know, the mall closed at 9. This nigga show up at 8, 8, 50, right at 9 o'clock.

Hey, Chad, that nigga show up, close the computer. Like, we'll be gone. through. All that nigger do it, come in, clip, go clip, clip, clip. Did Clayton come to work yesterday? Yes. And then at one point when Chadden then went to school, everybody quit. I was the only one. And the dude, he thought he was the district manager. So he would never come to the store and just be me. He was like, did Clayton show up last night? I was like, how else you think we logged out? Right.

Give my boy that chick, fuck. But he got a check. He'll tell you, he got a check for like, dog, because I had another job at I keep. So I'd be at Ikea all day. I'm around there, running around this bitch. Trying to lift up big shit and pallets and shit. I said, where the fuck the forklift at? There ain't no fork left.

With the hand truck. It's you in the car. God damn, man, I ain't. Then I go back, go out to this shit up there, Kennesaw. I sleep in the car down until about 8.50. Walking that bitch. All right, we good. That's a toucher story for real.

That's touch there, dog. You know, shit. Look, no, don't. feel bad because the company was shaded in the motherfucker and he would tell you one day we went to work we worked in the mall in the kiosk them niggas moved a plant where our job used to be like the business was never the whole kiosk gone nigger it was little it was like it was like little it was like it was like little it was like it was like little it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like a charge or something shit but you can see what you know what you ran out with all the big plants in the mall they just scooted them bitches on me like it was never like it was fire and that bitch evaporated shit evaporated. They don't tell you? Y'all's a bit of them all?

They didn't tell nobody. Fucking gone. What y'all just sold phones? Like, niggas just come on with your phone. Man, this is what niggas had roll over minutes, man. This is when niggas was trying to sell you on a package. You know you want nights a weekend? Right, right.

Who the fuck don't want night for weekends, bitch? You want nights a weekend? Bitch, yes. What the fuck don't? I don't want to talk a night. And you know the crazy part? It was $7. It was $7.

to add that shit. No. Yes. She was real bad news. And, bro, the package was cheap as fun. The whole thing is about getting you to act like the shit we work for. Like, you pay the most of the money

for the phone. Right. You pay $800 for the phone. But all the little add-ons is $7. You can get $1,000 text messages for $11. Then for $13,000, you can get $1,000 plus unlimited at $7. Like, it was stupid.

You mean, $1.7 o'clock to talk all night. Oh, that was a whole other promotion. That was another package. You get automatically, trying to sell us a phone. You get automatic at night. Yeah, we're about to leave. But if you pay $27, your free night start at seven. We know.

And then you get a little three, four dollars out there. Everything, little thing you sell, you could make a lot of money. So one check, I think we need to go back in there. Yeah, one check, you want to be straight. You have a $1,500 check. And then the next week, your check will be $8. How the fuck I owe y'all All this money

And then you'll get this long statement All the shit you sold And then it'll show you what you owe them And what you were supposed to make And then they'd be like negative 24 cent And then you're like, nigga ain't no way all these 24 cents added up to $188 for me on y'all Right

That's some bullshit Because it's like the company of a With like safe for instance It's a remarketer It's not that you know you go to AT&T That's AT&T. This is bullshit So look This ain't AT&A

This AT&T brought to you by my friend and by DEM and Humbley's and Oterspice. You know what I'm saying? It's four different fucking dumb-ass company. Who got a little network? Got a little towel. But check this out. You know how people buy phone cases and screens and shit. Now we can literally give you these motherfuckers or sell them to you for $50 if you're a bad.

That's how you make money. You can give you these motherfuckers five free phone case. Somebody just walked up and say, hey man, I bought this phone last week. My phone case broke up. Oh man, he goes. Do somebody buy a new phone? You'd be like, I'm gonna get you these cases, they're $30.

And they'd be like, okay, that's good. And you're like, nigger these bitches is free. Yeah. So if you sell the $30 free charger, you get the $30. So look, you say that, to say this, we sold a bunch of shit we ain't believe in. Hell, that's a phone.

You sold a bunch of shit and I can't believe in. Now? They went to point. Nigger, we just sell shit that we actually fucking believe in. And that shit that made way more money than you could ever make.

Well, I made money without being there, but thank you. Y'all had great job. That's so cocaine. Thank you. I would not want to do that because what if you're a bag buss in your pocket? Your fucking bag busts. Now you just got a pocket pulled cocaine. You still got to sell it.

You want to cocaine? Hold on. Put your hand out. I didn't did that before. Yeah. I didn't did that before. You get your three fingers full. That drug didn't work out for me.

I couldn't sell it. No. No. See, I used to buy a hub, but sometimes I don't know. to cook that shit to get right bass off because that was bad dope you had the dope milk i don't know it was milk turned in the milk i turned in the milk i had crack milk i was a lonely nigga on the block with cracked milk get you a teeth pulled i had to cut my that's to cut my door i should re-rock it though i was a re-rock king re-rock i go to starship six though and get melitol yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah i want to write right right now yeah yeah when we uh well that's song came out that we rock ain't no clean we're future though yeah we're talking of you yeah we were re rocking man oh okay yeah that mean it was already rock I were cutting for the people because I didn't want to want something that strong oh talk your cheap yeah I was thinking I was helping them out lancing it up yes sir yeah that's isn't your spirit and then it's eventually they won't even need it no more that really happened my uncle snarters on my cocaine and passed the ptas in this day wow real you gave that niggins

Are y'all think I'm playing? Take, I'm gonna lie? Yeah, Uncle Charles, man. Pay that move, man. Oh, damn, I'm told you. Yeah, what I'm gonna do. Well, I hope y'all cut some of this. And to Ms. Phillips and the childsport office listen.

Oh, it's too late. This is entertainment. What you're doing is against the law. I'm just in the same. Yeah. 85 and the associates gonna work on your case, bro. Yeah. Oh, y'all got lawyers, too?

Yes. Man, one time for 85, Sasha, we got, let me tell y'all, man. Damn, I want to talk about to clap. But listen, y'all got a clapping team, boy. I'm talking about they clapping. Nothing. Shhh-shh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hsha.

But we gotta give it up, even though I'm on y'all show, I got to give it up for y'all boys, because y'all really make history, right? What we do? Nobody don't want to say what y'all did in the coming the game, coming together, and, you know, selling out the shows. I've seen y'all go from coming to clubs to big theaters and was getting bigger and bigger, man, like the Migos. And y'all, they bring that crowd. Out of the company, bro.

Nobody ain't brought that crowd out to company, man. One time for 8 to 5 South shows. Yeah. For real, though. That was amazing. And to be able to do that in y'all own style. Get on stage, you know what I mean, and do what y'all do. You know what I mean?

And I'm looking like, damn, boy, I'm working too hard. But you need got a sofa. You be standing up the whole thing? You be standing up the whole thing? I'd be still to see this. But when you know a sofa there, that's just comfort. Right. And you do your shit with a suit on.

I couldn't do that. Now, I don't talk suits out. I like my back. You be sharp, bro. I ain't gonna laugh. Like, the trick to telling jokes is your back got to be coming. Yeah. Like, if I want to do this and I felt some shit getting tight, I'd have a panic attack in front of it.

What? Who's trying to hoard me? Keep your goddamn hands off. It'll fucking vibe up a little bit? Yeah, I get. I agree. See, now I used to be by hats, but I just had to take it off. Because I'm like, man, I just like my hat kid.

I'm so officially, I'd be talking shit. Right. I'm like, nigga, take that shit off your hand and don't let that be no crooks. Right. Yeah, I don't wear the suits no more. Yeah, I can't lie, you do you what I'm saying? I don't wear the suits no more, man.

I'm just, well, I just go on stage now. I tried that shit one time, like, tried to change, put a suit on, but I went on those things looking like a deacon. I said, this shit is not crossing over. I feel like, I'm talking to a congregation in his mouth. If he still wears a suit, because one time my son, my son, he had on a suit, and they had some of the boots and the toes...

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Take the fuck back, boy. I was asking them everything, except them. Hey, man, I'm in followers you got now. Goddust. Yeah. That nigga that's stupid. That's the total of that fuck.

That's the cartel boots. That's what the real me go wear. That's what got them little shakes on my baby. I don't wear cowboy boots, though. Cowboy boot. But, man, the suits, they were catching on to me, man. I used to see. I would wear the same suits.

People were taking pictures. And the neck was dirty. You had this on last year, ain't it? I thought I could trick them. I said, because there were no suits. I thought you could wear them over. But they want you to wear a different suit each shoulder. See, with jeans, you could wear different.

You wear the same jeans, change shirt. Come on. Yeah. I go on stage like this now. Go out there and give them that. da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da and hey man you may make the people laugh how fun me talking shit yeah for real you know what I'm saying we all out here doing the thing man Carlos you know 85 South they don't came up up because they combed their beard different now but

I ain't got no what you mean yeah but collo I'm just being real your beard was never comb like that bro no why you people laughing you ain't never seen oh you just did that today you knew I was coming that what's up man yeah my she's so again Let me see? My shit's old guy. How, D.C., you? My shit's old guy. We, oh, you, yeah.

You're coming, though. No, that ain't. Yeah. It is. I got a hole right there, too, DC. I didn't come down, though. How you do? You just got to grow it like that.

Yeah, you just got to get it. You just got to feel it in. Yeah, I'm about to cut this shit off, man. That's where you fucking up at. I need to cut it off and let it go back again. That ain't going to work. You don't work. You got to say, fuck.

You got to say, fuck. You got to look crazy for a little while. You got to look crazy. Who you gonna listen to yourself who ain't never had a beard on me? Your shit grow different, nigga? No, I'm telling you how you do it. That's crazy, because you know why? No, because that's how it is.

When you grow a beard, it's got to be ugly for a certain amount of time. And then you wake up and then you got a beard. If you keep cutting it off, it's gonna happen. It's gonna stay ugly. It ain't just gonna fill in and be beautiful next time and grow in. You gotta thug it out. That's how your fucking beard happens. As anybody who got a beard.

You got a beer. You put anything on your OGZ? Yeah, no, I'm putting you none on my shit. And's country Wayne, brother. Your shit gonna be ugly for about two years. Tell her. For about two years, your shit gonna be beautiful for a whole year. And you still gonna have the same thing.

And then one day you're just gonna wake up, you were like, that bitch that bitch that filth in. So what about mine? Mind gonna feel this? Hang it enough. How long you gotta be, though? Stop letting the nigger line it up perfect every time. You gotta, the only time you should really get your shit like when you're about to be in front of some money.

be in front of some money. Other than that, man, fuck all that handsome shit. You got money. See, your shit grow in, but you ball head in there. No, man, that's why I'm telling you. Your face grow different, but your head, the nigger, that shit, it ain't a complete stop. My face, like, you know, we do it when we want to go.

That was wrong with niggas right now. Man, you know I can do this shit. I'm like, I'm like, nigg, don't trick me. Well, you got to give him the hat. He's the big expert, you know what I'm saying. Share y'all knowledge. Look at you just, this shit just going. Look at that young nigger.

disrespecting to all that goddamn. This shit just grow just, you know. Boy, I tell you niggins would appreciate a goddamn thing. Y'all just walk around. I don't even calm this shit. Don't want, y'all going to be bald, too. Oh. Y'all going to be bald too.

Don't know. Don't speak that. Y'all don't be, yeah, you don't put shit on it. You're just waking up going outside. Yeah, drad in the motherfucker. It's going to break off. You're going to be bald, too. I can't wait.

I already know that shit coming. Yeah. I got that ugly it's to stay in. And guess what? Soon as I see you, I'm going to be. Like, oh, it's on. I'm going to challenge you like, oh, we're going to be fighting in the woods. You ugly ballhead motherfucker.

You talked to all that shit. I told you put some musterizer on the dish. Now look at you, sunroo, moonroo, stupid head happening. What you're going to do, put a tattoo on that bitch. Shut your dumb ass up. Bring your head here, boy. Stand behind me. Chopped your ass out.

You better keep that hat on to you. I'm on your ass. You'll be on your ad too. About this, you're gonna lose your eyebrows. I'm gonna'am. Look, ya, man. That's a surprise. What you're doing?

Oh, ain't surprised. Hey, good man. You're gonna get on your ass. You can't be mad if you won't too. What's on, Carlos? He's surprised. That's right. Fuck wrong.

You look like a rope. You look like a rope. You look there and tails off and they still laugh. But I'm on your head. Why the heck we've been in the wood? He said, look like another eye man. He said,

way to be in the wood. Why? He's okay. You don't care. You're the only niggins in the woods. Oh, boy. He didn't get a stupid hair. Don't leave me hanging on camera.

Not in the front of air, man. A-C. We have. We have. We are high. Right there. You got rob, niggins. Yeah, I'm gonna get you.

I can't wait. It's all right. I'm gonna look up and out y'all nigg's gonna be bald. And be like, now you need a leader. Oh. Damn, don't put that curse on me. Okay, it's coming. Just trust me.

No, it's great. Just trouble me. One day it's gonna happen. Don't worry about it, though. Mm. I told me you, my Capri's son. All three of them? Yeah, go crying.

No, I don't want one. I just, you know what I thought? No, they were supposed to get. We got my... You think we only got three? Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, man, I know you don't win Hollywood good.

Lord have mercy. That's why I want you to be in there. God, man. They're throwing away Capisons now. Oh, shit. Look at that. All you had to do is accepted. Nine and four.

I'm good. I like the way it's this plate. Nope. I like the way it's this plate. We'll get some more. We're Capriza and now. I like the way I like the way it this plays, Lowe's man. I know you like this.

Yeah. We're bound by the family peck. Yeah. I don't drink Caprician for real. Mm. No. I just drinking the vegan juice, don't. Yeah, I think Capriza is vegan though.

I was gonna look at the pack, but they ain't nothing on. I ain't know that they ain't got no instructions. They're fruit punks. Got pork in there. Dain, they ain't got no... Fruit punch got pork in it? Oh, fruit punch? Mm-hmm.

They ain't got no ingredient that's real. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't see nothing on the back, yeah. But Capriza got all natural ingredients. With my eyelids, heavy, I don't know what. You're all right? Huh?

You're all right? I'm good. Hey, Caprice and gangster, they don't tell you the ingredients, they just tell you they're all natural. Oh, what? That's how you know they good people, though. No, that's it all. You know an astronaut.

Oh, an astronaut invented this shit. He was a black man. Carlos, you'd be having a lot of facts on your shoulder. I don't know if they're really facts. They really fact. Google it. You got to Google you after you say something. Oh, you know, we know.

We know they got a whole center. Bro, I know I'm kind of used to this shit. Did you know your ears don't never stop growing? A goddamn lie. I know mine don't stop. Ain't no way. Your ears grow your whole life. Your ears grow your entire life?

Yeah. That's why old people do that. Big-a-a-Ein' ears. So do. But can't hear for shit! They don't help nothing. Right what I? Mm-hmm.

Ears grow. Yeah. Nah. That ain't, what's going on. Look at them ears. Can't believe hair. No. I think, well, I ain't never lost my two front teeth.

Never? Mm-hmm. You've got some longer and wider. You know what's it? Mm-hmm. You know what's the same teeth? You, you know, nigger. You, nigger.

No. No. No. If a girl's 14 teeth. If a baby came out with them teeth. That didn't go into the same. You didn't see the baby with some drone four T. You're like, you're like, damn.

Nigger four, too big-ass. They, look, what the fuck? They was kind of bigger, but they got longer and wider as I got older. So them steal your baby teeth. You know my same T, these two out here? I can't believe. Yeah.

No one of the man, them on the main one that dropped. That man, out of all the shit, I haven't ever heard. I ain't never heard no shit like that. Baby T grew? I refuse to believe it. And came. So them the first team that came, and they stayed. They stayed.

Where you from? I'm from Middle and Georgia. All these came out when I was young, but these things. Middle and Georgia? Yeah. Did you grow up by like some power lines or something? Because ain't no way you're... I grew up by a train track.

Exactly. That might explain. I grew up in Marietta, too. Shout out to Boston Homes, Marriotta, Georgia, man. The Boston home, Baptist town, all that. Yeah. Marietta is not necessarily a nice place. I know.

Where is that? Marietta, Kyle County? No what I'm saying? The Baptist home? Where is that? It was that. That was the hood. You're from the suburbs.

I was in Marriette in the hood as hood. The worst one in the hood out there. Hickory Lake. What's your county? We talked about the same area? Yeah. Kyle County. Oh, we y'all?

Oh, we y'all? I went back and forth. I used to stay, but my mom used to move every year. I mean? Every year? Every year? Yeah, that nigga used to stay over there. They find people in the goddamn lake.

You know, you know, the Baptist town used to be at, you know the big chickens and all that? Yeah. I wasn't down left for all that shit. I was South Cobb, Windy Hill, right behind the check. Yeah, I stayed in all the project, Limit Street, back the time, Boston home. It was fucked up when I was over there.

Yeah. Yeah, real fucked up. Yeah, that's how I was, man. No. Ooh. It was wrong. Right from that weird side, I don't know about the car. He'll tell you, when he used to come over my house,

there was some niggins who had been outside since I moved out there that never went in the house. Where? When I was staying in Hickrit Lake. Yeah, where you're staying now? I've been to one of your household, my bed. You're your household. You're talking about one of your, oh, my bad.

You gotta come to the new. God, though. I gotta come to the nude. Yeah, you gotta come to the new. You gotta' embrace that money. You gotta let him know you got it. I ain't got it. Yeah.

Damn child support, I got it. Yo, like that. I pay all my child support. I don't think you know what you just said. Pay all my child support. On YouTube. No, y'all can cut that out. We're too cool for that.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Cut down now. Who are the elder than. I pay all my child support. Hold on, who the elder do? Huh? Okay, yeah, well, cut that out. All that, I said about, um,

well, I just said about me, got it like, nah. You got it like that. You got it. You got it. You're richly me. Nah, nigger, you posted so many dates. I don't even know how you gonna do. I don't got that show.

That's social distance. DC got 10 shows. Oh, I'm coming up. I'll be telling on DC. Oh, you're doing shit. Go on to tell them. I'm just going to talk to somebody. We got them bracing, man.

We get money. Because they're going to tell the people. I mean, 8 to 5 South, get money. What you mean? I think that got two bones. What, thunders, please. Yeah, about some thunder sticks. You got an abrasion, man.

Well, you drop both of them, but you have. Yeah. That nigger have drunk. I'm on 8 to 5 stop, man. What are you told you? What are you told you? What that, man? I've been turning to my other person, man. Who you told you we was getting money?

Man, y'all get money around here, man. Going to tell the folk, man, we get money, man. What you mean? They think comedians ain't getting money, man. What am I head at, man? You've been saying that shit a lot. Yo, we get money, man. We get money, man.

We get money, man. We get money, man. Going to tell, man, y'all be selling out theaters. You think I'm not employed? Man, people seeing that. Selling out theater. 8 to 5 stop one time. What it is?

Yeah, we're getting money around here, you know what I'm saying? Whole team, whole squad. Yo. Talk your shit. Yo, yo, yo. I'm on the side, dude, everybody else in the front. You know what I mean? Everybody getting money.

Yeah, like that. You know what I'm saying? We're dripping, dripping, dripping, dripping, dripping. See, you fucking up. Child support, gonna think. You got another guy. Yeah, child support, yeah. Child support, yeah, I paid it and I'm still look.

Yo, what they're talking about? You're gonna cut it out. We're gonna cut it out. You gonna cut it out? You're gonna cut it out? What that? Yeah, child support, yo, we steal a look. Yo, all that.

that y'all ya y'all chalk boy it ain't never been behind we still look we still got it all this year all this year ago we walked up what he better that like this hell we don't do millions with anything what yo yeah tell child boy we ain't stuff you gonna cut that no no yeah i'm telling you know that yeah yeah we're getting money man 85 saw we're getting money that why i put this on yeah 85 side man time kill you something kill you tell me we got lighters that shit right 85 side 85 I got lighters, man, the studio, all kind of cameras back. I see somebody with a Tala Perry shirt,

the Tala Perry's Studios. The candles did 100,000. Yeah? Yeah. Damn. And yet? Views on Facebook. Ah!

Ooh. What? Y'all. Yeah. Boy, getting money around here. Anytime you lay back like that, I can't afford it. Bruh. Who told you that we was getting money?

Carlos, brother, your beard told me. Come on, man. Everybody know you're getting money. You can't hide it. Come on, man, D.C., he walked in here. Did you see the coat, D.C. walked in here with? Why he had a coat on? Damn, did I drink?

Huh? Why he had a coat on? D.C. I did. D.C. It was cold at hell a bit now. Yeah, D.C. I ain't never, I ain't never, I ain't about one of these.

Sean, look at, go on, tell the truth, tell. Look, yeah. He cold season? Okay, but D. But D.C., show him how you walked in when he came, and he spent and spoke to everybody like that. Yeah, I told them, folks. I said, hey, man.

What the fuck going up? Boy getting money, I ain't got no coat like that. Bro, I don't need them. I ain't gonna lie, boy, it's coat. Come on, man, y'all got a pico. You got a pico. You got a pico. It might not be like that, but you got a pico.

I ain't got no pico. No, damn that, we're getting money, man. I can't be scared. You get money. That's what I'm saying. You the motherfucking get money. You buying houses and shit. And giving them away, you just live up and come

spend the night and kick you out. Who give away that house? Let me tell you what happened. That's how you know you get money. A paid for a house. We got a few sweaters and you're getting away a house. And I'm on child's for a house. Yeah.

Huh? A pay for house. No, damn lie. Oh, I'm shit. You know, bitch caught that note, didn't. Talk your shit, getting a lie. Ain't. Ain't how I pay for around here.

She said you want it. Okay, here and him. Yeah. BigTow. My brother will switch masks and everything on here, boy. That was up. But we're getting money around here. 85 side.

85 side we're dripping out over the stove Nick bone dripping out over the couch Wooo ya ya ya drip oh you don't want the beat man You don't want it you don't want it oh you yeah oh you want me bring it in Yo yeah yeah yeah yeah who they want yeah yeah they want yeah Dripping all over the South this is 85 South keeping the real out my mouth what are they talking about yeah we came from the bottom yeah we came from the hood yeah he's smoking that

bell yeah DC smoking that good Hey! Hey! You gotta talk your shit! What's up? You do that. Yo, put that. Yeah, yeah.

Do that, look. You're gonna? No. No. It just, it just went good with it. You, I have to say. Lowe. The hair went good.

Like, I was trying to come up with canned goods, all that, but it ain't fit. I said, When it was built, I said, oh, this is gonna be a good one. I said, I can't wait, the studio gonna go crazy when I do this. Yeah. Yeah, you're my dog. That big going up with Wayne.

Yeah. You went crazy. Yeah, you went crazy. Yeah, you went crazy. That went crazy. Yeah, I do that easy, man. This drip. Yeah, I see.

Yeah. But you know the beats is alone, right? The beat. Oh, cool. What you want to do? Country Wayne. I knew everything. I'm just smoking weed. He's going to pull of cocaine.

Oh, damn, damn. He said you'd be smoking, damn. I don't think he's talking about me, because they ain't smoking. He ain't talking to you, D.C. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're tripping. We're on a couch.

Yeah, I can get something to live. Yeah, you live. This couch ain't clean. Yes, it is. Okay. Yeah. What they say? What they say?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We over here. We're over there. Yeah. Why they sit in their office, Chelsea? I'm confused.

This is a podcast of office, choose. Yeah. Keep going there. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on. I'm gonna get some 85,000 money. I'm gonna be rapping all that.

Go ahead. Keep going. You gotta flow, keep on. It'll be two 85. It'll be a dude with two big eyes joined the group. Yeah. Yeah. Come on.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. Came from the bottom. Got out the mud. Taking a plan, start selling jokes, we sold like drugs. Yeah, we're out of the wall, we don't need the flood. Yeah.

Thinking the plan, the house is clean, but look up under the rug. Ooh, yeah. Herge is what she said. Yeah, she said her house clean girl until I went under that bed. Oh, yeah. Swear that she or thug. Woke up itching. Bid bulls.

Oh, damn. What's you for that, bull? Bed bulls. Yeah, was it? I don't know. Yeah, cause I seen something on the floor. Stump them! Yeah, damn!

It wasn't near no roach. Had to tell it where they go. I was the coach. Ooh. These is bar. I'm dripping hard. Yeah. Taking a plan, whoo, who, came out of the bullet bar.

Hey, let me see. See, I know that girl. Okay. She gave good hug. Yeah. Then one roaches, bro. And then was water bugs. Oh, oh.

Yeah. Everything I ate. Looked up under the cabinet. She had some termite. Damn. And everything nasty. And you know she had that ass and she was classed. Classed.

Yeah. I'm chilling in the living room. What? Because she got too many roaches in the bathroom. I don't care about roaches. I'll come back. I'll come back and let me eat a kid snacks. Hey.

Yo. I'll come back. What? I'll come back if you let me eat a kid snacks. Yeah. Is the kids having fun? I don't give them. You got the Doritos.

Get on Capri Sun. Hey. Dr. Dr. Yeah. Yeah. Peepiello because they ain't drinking water. Yeah.

We do this all day, man. Hot as rap out. Drip wine right here, you know what I'm saying? I don't know what we're on, but we're dripping, man. Robert. You don't believe me when I tell you all these cameras on. I don't know. 85 associates don't call you.

Hey, they're drinking water. I didn't get you, God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All the cameras on, we rip. Yeah. All of them.

Peel that woman. They ain't drinking water. Yeah! I don't even talk to girls. Why you fuck around with you, boy? I don't talk a girl, they don't drink water. Well, that's a aroma. Yeah, you can't do that.

Yeah. No, no. I'm gonna hide this rap out, though. I knew it. That niggas stupid and fuck, man. You got it. Yeah, you're a cold nigger. My dude.

That's funny and fuck. I'm gonna go back to this. Like, bro. I know a nigga who's a little mystical stranding, bro. Hey, man. He ain't, he ain't, he ain't, he's a little. He didn't make it, man. How much you lose?

Huh? Loss, all look. No, it's about 10, right? Ooh. Still a loss, though. Yeah, yeah. It's a hard one. That's coming from the street.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You got no money to find you about that child, boy. Fuck that bullshit, you'll get that. That ain't lick, man. Hey, man. You go ahead, buy you a little car. I'm supposed to hit with Mills's go.

I feel like that was a win-win, bro. They told you juvenile. You ain't. For some reason, I feel a really gangster in this 85 right now, no. I ain't never seen you like this. You ain't never seen in this mold, man. I don't really feel ganges for real, man. You should.

Like for real, no. We're some outlaws, this comedy. It's comedy, man. Comedy, this is a league. We ain't supposed to be doing this shit right now. I've been shooting videos, no COVID tests or nothing. We can hard in. We can't.

Yeah, don't say that. You have been doing a tester. Yeah, we've been testing. I said no COVID testing, technically. Oh, okay. Technically. Yeah, we messed up then. Mm-hmm.

My damn, is this live? We don't let you in the NBA bubble and shit. You've been out here hugging, bitch. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I have those. I'm gonna tell you now. I ain't got it.

We already had it. When you... Everybody along got the antibody. You know that. You know that. You stupid. Atlanta got the antibodies. Yeah, about Atlanta got the antibodies.

Atlanta gonna be the first place here. For real. You know too? Yeah. Man, listen, my whole family had it, for real, straight on. We might be, we good to COVID-20. We got the antibody. We're good to the next one.

Oh, the next one coming back? You heard before that man just said. I think you're right. He said, everybody got that, everybody. Everybody don't call that. Everybody don't call that. Yeah, everybody don't call that. He takes a smell for.

Man, what's ain't seen that? Why wouldn't everybody catch the air like that? They didn't want to tell nobody. God, man. I think I'm... I don't know, man. Mm-hmm. Oh, what's it?

Ain't tell you. Because that shit is out here, but I ain't no telling it. You probably could have had it and didn't know you had. Yeah, everybody left. Come on, now. Ain't no way. Shout out to my pops and my granddad. They in Florida, they had it, but they bounced back.

My granddad 91, so, yeah. That was up. Yeah. That what's up, man. That's a fact. He was talking big shit to Ronald. Get you push-ass out of here. I'm fucking out of here.

Bitch-ass nigger. I live do polio. Mm-hmm. Y'all scared that this shit made up. Things up? Yeah, yeah. Trying to kill up a poplinton and it didn't work. Yeah.

I don't know what the fuck been going to go. They all was going to work on black people. It didn't work like they wanted it to. Mm-mm. He got them black people start having a good time. See, this one, this is the only time racism. The only time racism worked in our goddamn favor,

because we get everything last. What are we going to be left? I'm shit, I'm just saying. We was the last motherfucker to get the shit. Talo was talking to me. It wasn't in one mix for us. They want to try to change. They're like the Spanish flu.

You get the Spanish flu. It's totally for the Spanish people. You get the Spanish, you just start speaking Spanish. Sabado Domingo is going to be okay, no sad. Hey, hi, hi, baby. Speak Spanish fluent. But that's just some hash. The way you talk, you believe everything you say,

well, boy, there ain't no way in the hell. Listen, I'm gonna start googling. You know, I thought you was a fat checker. I'm gonna start checking what you say. What have I said that you don't believe? You just said if you catch a Spanish flu. You speak Spanish fluently. If I'm gonna smoke, so, I'm gonna smoke over here.

Go over there, man. Mo for me? Yeah, man. What do you think they was getting their weed from? Y'all engraver. Y'all are engraver. Why you put y'all in it? See, that's what wrong, man.

One nigga get a whipping, everybody can't get a whip. Oh, man. Come here, line them up! Lod them up! Stupid. Why ain't you that, uncle? Carlos, you might have some old babies, man. Why you say that?

I'd be glad when comedians have a baby. I told D.C. last time. I said, boy, you're going to have another baby. Then I tell you that. You did. But I already told him it was in the worst, anyway. I cheated. He's stupid.

I forgot you told me that part. Hey, boy, I told you about Childsport, though, D.C. You did, you said they get real. But the niggins said he's going to have 10. Man. 10 babies. He said he's going to make 10 on. Yeah, I got eight more on the way.

Yeah, it is. It's good. I'm making money with my son right now. Straight up. My son, the video, they video last week there, about $20,000. Fuck you telling me. With my children, bro. I told my, I told my, that's why I lived my house.

They ain't tell the old story. I told my baby mama, man. They're paying the bill now. Right. For real. And they get old, they'd be good. Now, the first day, you don't even feel like doing it. They're $20,000.

You'd be out of child's poor, no sign. What? They pay my child's poor. Jesus' popping. Jesus' pop, my haters is flopping, you know what I'm saying? I'm making money with my children now, so to my baby mama, I'm getting it back anyway. Yeah. They're going to see this, though?

But they do watch. At least two of them watch this shit. The kids love you see this. Yeah, they're going to see this. I'm just saying baby mama's love this shit more than anybody. That's 90% of my family. Yeah. Baby moms.

These three. They watch the show mostly. See, y'all got the baby mama and I got the baby mama's mamas. That what it is. We got baby mamas and baby mamas. Mamas who got baby mommas. Yeah, so I got the baby mama's grandma. You got Nana.

Oh, I got Nalo. Who fuck that I got? They got four and one K's though. Shout to never know. They got them four one K. Who I got? Who I got? Who you got?

Yeah. Oh, you got all you got. You got all the CV in Walgreen. Hey, man. Don't wish nothing bad on me. All right. I've been through enough, okay? I didn't say that.

I've been through enough. You're going to get some old kid, though. I got war stories. Yeah, you're going to have some kids. You're going to have your back-to-back, too. Why are you going to have a daughter, bro? You have a daughter. They're going to change the whole perspective of shit.

I got seven daughters. Shit! Somebody said, who said that? I got seven daughters, man. I'm just like, it is what it is now. Yeah, after that first one, man, hey, yeah, get it. Yeah. Get it.

Hell no. Yeah, man. They ain't have a plan B pills though, you know what I'm saying? Just rap. Shit, yeah, they did. Then? Shit, I don't know. Man, there ain't no way.

See, you did a hell. After about four, I'd be like, man, I'm just bad looking. You took one before. I took a plan B pill before. You took it. That's where you went wrong. Huh? Nah.

My uncle told me if you take one before you, they won't get pregnant. No. Why do you believe that? You didn't take a plan B pill and thought he can live his house. You didn't. Now you'd have made this bitch immune to plan D, nigga. You do, yeah, man. I got their knees more.

I'll tell you that now, don't do it. It ain't good for your knee. Find my knees got some thick. Boy, I couldn't feel, this part of my knee. I come up, it was meat. I was like, what the hell on my damn? Yeah. It put inflammation in your knees.

It put fluid in your knees. No. Don't take no plan B. I don't care what remedy. God damn. These nigg is crazy. Yeah. Country one.

Man, we appreciate you fucking with us in the trap. I appreciate y'all. I appreciate it. Appreciate y'all. Don't let just be the last time that you come to the trap and rap. We're gonna kill. You gotta weigh your 85 South Count. Y'all.

To the front or to the back and give them dapp. Don't cut them no slack. Learn how to act. If you wanna be a Mac, you need to stay some facts. Stay black and sell a little bit of crack. Until your money starts to stack and then get some back. Up to the streets and then get a freak with a lot. freak with a lot of ass meat and then get a pregnant for like 48 weeks or

something I just be bumping I always be coming up with something cool or something grabbing on the titties and boobs that's what I do that's like my secret specialty fucking move I will flip her from the back and put an elbow in the neck and have a nipple on the carpet while I'm having rough sex oh way he doesn't get a carpet burn hey hey I say a wipe get wet I say hey I say hey I Take the walk get wet and take it till tomorrow's been a welfare chair. Okay, Los, I'm loving the way that you ride. When the walk get wet, we call it slipperyly slide.

And here we go. 8 at 5 south, and this is the show. Green light game, no red light, cause we always on go. Hey, hey, we came from the baller all up from the hood, but now in the pandemic, man, we still doing good. These boys smoking backwood. They say they smoke in the urn, thinking of plan, whoo, and I know that they heard.

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