The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Leonard Ouzts in the trap! w/ DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Clayton English

Episode Date: April 16, 2022

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You good. Okay. Y'all motherfuckers is straight. Hey, man, welcome back 1085. Don't say that. Oh, niggis reported. Hey, man. There's some dirty niggas in here.

They're gonna die. They're gonna put that. They're gonna put that. With that cut out. What? The, uh, with y'all some strange niggas? Yeah, the toilet seat. Yeah, these niggins strange, man.

Who? Man, y'all haven't seen that shit before. I know what you're talking about. Hey, I know you got, that's going to put it out for him. You know what? You know what? I thought that was Vince Willford. Who?

The big man. Oh. Hell no. That my nigga big rug. Oh, ah. He brought the colors for them. Facts. That ain't a fool with it.

Went crazy. Sound coach. Oh, word? Yeah. He made the jackets for the hip hop awards. Oh, I know you got some of my size, big dog. He can get you on his jacket. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

You asked the best will for him. That's the jacket, man, bitch. Hey! Hey, my father, hey, I know he looked like somebody to get money, you feel me? Yeah, I feel like. Yeah, I feel like, I need your job. Y'all, I see ya.

Y'all, I saw y'all slick beef, and you know, like, ain't gonna be with one big nigga in here. Yeah, I saw the nigg's here. Yeah, I saw the nigg's here. Hey, this nigga, come. All right, I made a piece of chicken you to eat. Big man. Hey, man.

You big man? Hey, man. Hey, man, always beat with the other big nigga. Bon die. It's only supposed to be one per party, Nick. Hey, bro, I'm gonna work this side.

You're gonna work on your side, Nick. Because it's- I know you walk. Because one, one big motherfucker, that lets some shit slide with one, but this is like the second one.

Like, God, then, you got, man. So it's like, somebody's gonna be the cool, Like say right now, you had a boss of a piece and I asked for it. So you know, go ahead, then. He comes to me like, God, this is, right?

Hey, man, be like, I prefer big women. Do you ever get women who would be like, I prefer big niggas? Yeah, but I don't really fuck with them. That's sick. You don't like that fetid. That's sick. I don't want to beat that one nigga with a hand-de-calf.

What's this way? Like, I want to make that don't walk upstairs. Like, what are you? What is it just shit? What are they just shit? What do you mean? Like, they get mad. when you eat, why are you eating a salad?

Nah, that's why I didn't try to be in shape, motherfucker. But nah, like, nah, don't be on that, but it just be like, nah, you sure that's all you want? Like, yeah, I'm good. I'm gonna be trying to keep the weight on you. They're trying to feed. But you ignore the doctor? Yeah, you ain't anything.

My feet from the car, come off. You know, man. Do you, you know, like, niggins be disappointed when you offer big people something to eat, they'd be like, no, I'm straight. They'd be like, You know you're gonna be so jealous.

That don't mean you because you like the heat. That's okay, can your metabolism slow? You tell yourself, whatever you got to. What? You're trying to cover it out. It's a plethora of things. Metabolism slow, but I get home to fads. You make it make sense.

I don't know. You can be a myriad of things. I don't know. Who would I get all the job makes that? I don't know how to say work. Hey. fair. I'm going for what I can. I finish it in the next to me. Man, man, I was about to tell them we got it and traveled up.

Tell them. You're not well. I mean, they know this thing. Tell them. He even built it. Fuck it. It's very, it's not so often that we get, you know, some other comedians outside of the family in the trap. Come on, man.

But this is, this is our family. It's our family. It's our family. It's our family. Man, this nigga, one of the coldest niggas out here telling jokes in a comedy game. Come on. Yeah, man. Play a player.

Yeah, man. Nicky came in the game, talking shit, and did everything that he said he was going to do. Stay on the head. Yeah, man. If you don't know, now you know. The 85 South Show officially is introducing to the trap. I play a partner. Motherfucking Leonard.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate your job. My wife. My wife. Pull this nigga on, man.

Play a partner. No, this one of them niggas, man. Man, what you've been up to, bro? Man, trying to, trying to work that other end. You know what? What? The other end, the other side. But anything, the other end.

What the fuck in? The other end? Burn the count on both ways. What the fuck? Oh, you did it. I was going to piggyback. I was going to piggyback. Piggy back.

So you were going to get fucked. Y'all. You know. You're fucking pigs. We're in the back. Created, man, trying to, you know, got to do with CBS studios right now. That's what you.

Come on, hey. You stay on TV, my guy. I bought with you. That would somebody say. Niggins think I stay on TV, and you see the shit I almost books. Oh, my God. Nigger.

Come on, man. Come on, bro. That should be the worst. That would make you agree. Yeah, but it'd be at the worst time. I went through a whole lot. Keep going. Right before.

Yeah. Keep going. Stay on. Stay proud of. You think that you got as bad? I was this close to being Batman. Boy? No cap.

Yeah. I'm about to be penguin. We was right there, nigga. We was on the door. COVID hit. Everything off the table, man. They had the root in there that pink and caught COVID. That's why I won't put it.

I've been up for some shit, bro. So many almost a hell. Yeah. You know the book of Eli? They're gonna make one book of St. John. I was gonna play that one. What was the premise? I have no idea.

Oh, okay. I just got it because of my name. Nah, y'all are playing, niggins. What's the shit with Sylvester Stallone and Terry Cruz and all that? Expendables. I was almost one to know. Expendable. The Avengers, I was almost that one.

You know, the blue motherfucker. Yeah, I just wanted to wear the tail. Right. Right. Who's the blue motherfucker? Who is the blue motherfucker? Talk about X, man. The motherfucker that guy.

That's dead. That's it. That's why I didn't get it because I was in the wrong part. I was in the wrong movie set. You get the wrong audition. That name popped it. But right before Fasten & Fearers went out of school, I was there.

If they were stayed on earth, I would have been in that bit, on Fast and Furious. Y'all, man. I was really almost in the heart of they fall. Boo was in. Yeah, yeah. What's gonna do? What are gonna do?

one of the niggas riding the horses. Yeah. I showed up, the horse got to trip. Yeah. I'm gonna say, this guy. This thing is talking, man. I got off in the seventh.

It's the head. I'm gonna get up on me. I'm gonna throw you on me. I swear to God, you get up on me and throw you off. This thing is fucking stupid, man. I'm just doing it, man. What's the shit y'all would want to be in?

Like, any, like, friends. franchise or some shit. If you get it. Let's just speak it out into existence, huh? I would have wanted to play Django. Django? In their universe. So they made like a sequel to Django.

That's about it. But I'm like one of the maroons, though. Like I ain't just getting in the chain. I probably got caught cup of time. But I don't, I killed my mouth. But you know, Quintan Tarantino, he'd probably go call you a nigger. What? That's what's gonna make you want to hit him in the face and make it look real.

Well, they're gonna be descriptive too. You're a bonny ass niggies. No. He ain't nothing talking about a plane like that. Look, bono-in'-air, niggins. Get him in this pot so we can stir these grits with you. God, damn! They're going to roast him back in the minute.

And then he's going to say, look at this skinny-ass nigger. And that's what you're going to say, nigger, who are you talking? And this is the white dude. I'm telling you that. But you're going to go there with it. Now, what's going to piss you up is when they are cut. And then they try to correct you on how you said it.

That's what's going to say. Oh. He was like, no, don't use it like that. Why are you gonna tell a slave? How'd say nigga? You don't know how? You know what I want to be in, though? Ah.

That's a... Dr. Strange. Yeah, I fought with Dr. Strang. You know, I'm in tomorrow today. Michael, you know, so it's a chance, you know, it's a multiversal, you know, I mean, it's madness. It's, you know, multiversal. Who knows?

What? That means it can be another me. Oh. Dr. Strange. I want to be in that shit. With the power. I want my own shit. I want to be a villain.

I want to be a villain. You already see no fat villains like that. Not a lot. Penguin. All the villains used to be fan back in the day, though. He was a little person though. You should be Dr. Clark. Penguins.

Penguins. I'm about as tall as you. What you're about to say? Penguin, bro. Penguin was 411. Danny DeVito played penguin. What you mean? You right, five, three?

Five three. Right. All right. You've got to talk. For real. You can be... He didn't get his growth in late. Oh, he really doesn't fucking...

Bird. Bro. Don't you ever let them make a motherfucking Cleveland movie and you don't play Cleveland June? Boy. That's not. I'm gonna get the glasses. All you need is a phone. That ain't the other one.

Bro. We should do a remake of what's happening. You can be rerunned. You know what things... No, you know what we're a real... What we almost shot a little sizzle for? Uh... Niggas was doing all these like reboots

or like, you know, showing homage to the old school rappers and stuff. Natives was talking about doing the fat boys. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. The human beatbox. Mm-hmm.

You could do radio again. Nica said again. He can do other, you know, you ain't just got, well, I mean, you ain't just gotta do fat people. Bro, if you think about it, though, in the black community, it's always room for a big dude, bro. Yeah. It is, man.

We are always got like one go-to big dude, bro. Mm-hmm. You're right. But I was probably only got one. We should have several. Back in the day. We had several different fat niggas. We should have multiple.

And one part of the time, like when Keenan had his time, he was the only like big dude at the point. I hate to say, I hate to say. It was Keenan and Fazon. You had Keenan who would play the clean cut fat nigger. Right. Then Fazon comes through play the dirty drug dealer and, you know. I hate to say. The nigga you always patched your pocket when he walked out.

Facts. You know who fucked it up? Who? Who? Who? Eddie Murphy. Boy? Because he ended up being the fat.

All the fatt niggas. All the fatt niggas. And he were good, too. That nigga played Professor Clover. I got, who fuck that was? Niggia, you just sucked my head. You know the fuck-up part about it, though? Mm-hmm.

He didn't even play the part right, because he had so much energy. Fat niggas ain't got that much energy. Every save this, this thing, they're doing that. Niggas ain't doing that now. Not for an hour and a half. Five different nigg. Right.

Come on, man. They call the little the goat, man. I got it. Yeah. Huck it in, hugged me! That's it. Bye, four, four, boy. You can tell me, yeah, it is.

Hey, bro, because it's like, when the niggas, it's like, bro, we all, think about you see a nigger out the street and do some niggish shit, you like, nigger, boy, every time I was in movies and I saw them fat boys get up on that motherfuck ice cream machine and put that shit, I'm like, why do y'all do this? You're sending us bad. Who does this, man? He said, why y'all do it in the mall? You get it in the mall.

This is the same thing. He did a little and charcoal. Well, that was a funny in a part of that food of you. That's a man. That's tough. I was kind of small. Mixed the ice cream with his mouth. This is sick.

Man, when that nigga threw that corks in there, I got to do it. I gotta see where you grew. Man, you just pick up with heavy dick left off. Oh shit. Tanny you, bro. You are already a fool. Man.

This ain't fun. with the smooth shit man he came on talking about he was the overweight lover man I try not I don't really I don't talk about my weight at all in my car like to a certain extent I'm a fat nigga so it's like you see that right so I don't have to come out and say oh you know I'm fat so you know this is why I to tell my story like just trigger she come on stay one time in the tank top it's a letter right there behind that plane but see that's the fucking up part and and this my man so I'm not there's no shame but it's like because It'll be, it'll be, oh, that's hat.

Burr Christa, funny comedian, he do sets whole special with his shirt off. It's cool, he'd do it. Right. But if I come out with no shirt on, or I got a bitch rubbing my back in my belly for an hour. It's a hat. It's a joke saying.

It's like, nah, bro. Fuck that, let's do you playing. Brin' this shit. I ain't over thinking of nothing. Who are you listening to? Nah, you're right. Don't we do it. Go crazy.

No, they be wrong, down. They be wrong. Be the nigga you meet when we go to the hotel. Okay. I know you listen to Drake, how a nigga gonna tell you how to do it and they never done it? You're right.

And when I listen to y'all niggins, they told me this, right? Remember when they told like this shit wasn't gonna work. They told us this wasn't going to work. We tried to goddamn talk them into this and they were like, man, that shit not gonna work. Now look at this shit, working like a motherfucker.

This shit working, work this shit, work and working. DECC, you remember that shit? You remember that shit? I remember. kind of new. That nigga, look at me, he said, hey, bro, I ain't ain't gonna lie, little, bro. I rock with you. I don't really know what going on, but they just had some fun.

I said, man, I'm with you, y'all. That's what I mean. Hey. That nigga told me, we were sitting there. This nigga told me when I was tripping. I was like, bro, I ain't fun. And the, bro, fuck all. You need to figure out what you gonna do outside of this shit.

I was, I wasn't thinking about it back then. I was just 22 having fun. The reason why I got it. Not in the comedy was just, nigga, I don't want no ramble for cake to what the fuck I gotta do. Right. I don't want you telling me I got to,

I don't have to, nothing. And I'm getting it off all the shit you told me wasn't gonna get me nowhere. Come on, cuz. You told me stop talking in Clare. What? Now they pay to him to talk. Yeah, but the one thing that they always leave off.

Bro, this is a funny business. Yeah. Don't have, you know what I'm saying? Don't have your motherfucking business, funny. Yeah. Man, it's funny. If you're gonna get paid to do some shit, especially some shit that's literally a hope

and a dream and a wish. Nigger, this shit's so fragile. Out of all the entertainment branches, this shit fragile, man. You're a comedian, you gotta be active, you gotta be able to be active, man. You don't get the goddamn put one song out or have a hype.

You know what I'm saying? You got to be in these motherfucking face. But it ain't, it ain't fragile. It is. It ain't, like, all. You allow all the people to play with the bed, it ain't anything. It ain't anything.

Niggas can play what you all they want. Niggia, it's... No, they can't. Not right, they can't. But my thing is, when you really meant to do something, right? It ain't nothing that, bro. They just, they tell me doing it over the time.

You gotta work for, like, it ain't gonna come. This ain't, this ain't, this isn't true. You can do this shit however you want to. You can keep doing this shit for fun. As long as you do that, most of us, like, most of us. But it's some money to be made, it's money on the table. It's money on the table. Think about how many green communities we know

that just stuck in the goddamn regular spots. That's all they do, because that's the reach they got. It's just right there. They don't want to go after that. You see what I'm saying? They don't work after that. You're talking about that stuck right there. They still believe that.

Somebody going to come and discover them and save that. That's what I'm about to say. I keep going. Okay, we got 10 niggas that we talk about, 10 niggas you described. 10 niggas and we're like, ah, he should be on. Right. Six of them didn't even show up

when the motherfucker, when he was supposed to. Right. So that's what I'm saying. They still got a distance is how hard are you gonna work for your distance. And you gotta get outside at your conference on. That's the most, that's the major thing. I don't care what that is.

I don't get fuck what it looks like. Right. If this motherfucker, whatever, whatever makes you be like, ooh, do I wanna do that? Right. You better do it, especially if you're coming up doing this shit. It's gonna feel uncomfortable because it's not the norm that you used to.

You gotta get bunch of the milk. Corporate you pay great. Yes, sir. Do they feel great? Yeah, no. Not all the time. You gotta get used to shit not working on how it's supposed to. We did Comic View, what, 2012, 2013?

These nicks tell that shit for seven years before they dropped it. It's all good. You know, they re-release movies once you get popper and then they put your face big on the DVD. That's what they wanted. Like you weren't shit when they made the movie, it was the white lady in the window or whatever, you know what I'm saying? You played a little, you know, you played a little, you played a security guard, you know,

saying some of the shit, you blow up, next thing you know, you're in the window. He's your security shit off. It's still called the white man in the windows, but yeah. With the movie all with them? Oh, Netflix, I ain't even gonna talk about them. They did, I, didn't I tell you this? I don't tell you this? We're talking about the same thing?

Let me tell you mind. These motherfuckers, I did a movie with Kelsey Grandma, Seth Rogen, and I'm not mad. I appreciate it. They had me as the thumbnail on Netflix. So, niggas was watching the movie, thinking the movie was mine. Yes, sir.

Niggins was on Twitter. Like, Netflix, you? I can't believe you tricked us in the da-da-da-da. And I'm in the middle, like, all right, on one side, it's like, damn, that is crazy. Y'all niggas did that. On the hand, it's like, hey, let them keep me up. There's a face of a motherfucker.

Why don't we know? No, no, no, no. We're good. We're good. Thank you. I'm gonna tell you, I'm really working on an independent deal with Netflix. I want to make some of them off-brand-ass black movies that she used to see at the Walmart den.

What? My mama's foot. You know what Netflix? You know what Netflix? Yeah, them little five dollars on foot. Yeah, them little five dollars a job. I'm trying to get a ten picture independent deal with her. They should buy it because it fits the algorithm.

They got a black people algorithm. And they got a white people algorithm. Yeah. That's why they showed your picture. They showed a black person because they know we're going to click on black people. We're going to click on. So just give us. I want to be the nigger that show up in the movies,

that the movies they suggest when you search one that they don't have. that they don't have, I want my shit to pop up first. Yeah, when motherfuck go looking for whatever, goddamn. Whenever they don't have my shit, pop up. They ain't got American gangster, but they got black dudes. It's like niggas outside. The fucking I'm talking about what they need niggas.

Niggas. Then you read the description, there'll be one sentence. They got 24 hours to get this money. What the fuck? What? Let me watch about eight minutes in this shit and see what these names. Remember they used to take a little phrases too and shit.

Brother, let's picture a bunch of movies, just movies with Blackburn Redder. That's what I'm saying, just one time. Me you and Clayton on the box, a movie called Rob Waiwra. What's their friend, what's their friend Leon was kidnapped? They're gonna kidnap you.

It's up to them and Leon's rock bottle. I don't know. All the boys, your mood really got good, though. Oh, boy. What? What? You ever watch, this is some Detroit niggas. They took over Amazon.

Buck. Bup. Shout out to Jay Will's out of Detroit. Going crazy. That nigga fun boy, uh, uh, uh, 211. They got this web series on there called, uh, McGraw, ab. Boy, that shit so raw.

Going crazy. That shit like, boy, that shit's so raw, bro. I'm going to watch it in now. McGraw ab, bro. I'm trying to tell you, check this shit out. Man, let's check out of this shit out. I'm watching black movies. I'm all about black people.

Yeah. Not that I dislike them other people, I just like. I know how hard. Black people are. Because niggas got it harder. I'm gonna fuck what you got. Niggy. You got to go in there.

Really talk your ass off just for them people to rob you, man. Facts. Let's do it on the house. Right. Let's do it on that. Just for them people to get you a shitty deal, you got to go in there and be a hell of a nigger. And sell everything.

You got to be in there and put your shit. suit town and dance. You don't know what they're gonna say they want to see your shit pop up? Oh, well, that. I probably seen like two, three on them. Man, one day the white people gonna do us like they did some of these other motherfuckers, they're gonna hear us talking to all this shit,

and they'd be like, how much fucking money do they want? I'm sick of hearing this shit. They're gonna just give us the hush money. I think you, come on with you. I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired. How was it? What's it? I showed me.

I showed me way shit, fuck up. Listen, black people, listen, we didn't say this shit together. Yeah, man. We keep saying this shit. Nah, they need to go and let us get a billion so we can start shooting all these black-ass projects. I'm trying to figure out how anybody else get their reparations and we ain't got out like they know if anybody been some changing shots.

Hey, man. What if they really ain't got it? They got everybody. They all right there and got it. They show keep coming to me here and you're about these taxes. Nah, that's way. They ain't got it, brother. That's why they make you pay taxes because they need to hold something.

They're going to get it out another way. And we didn't say we were giving niggins reparations. Look around. These niggas everywhere. We're going to have to get all these things in. Well, if they're smart. If they're smart, they would just give niggins reparations. They would have their money back in two weeks.

Sniggin' about it, they tried. Niggins ain't saying this shit. Hey, boy, that shit. You, they need a p. Ain't a one pound of smigle reparations? And there's got that. No. That's, there's, too.

Because you know they might fucking land and change, they might, take that shit back. And you're going to spend that all time. I'm spending every damn. I don't want the devil's money anyway. Vine me a range rober. I'm not keeping none of that money. I work hard for my shit.

Don't know how to give me nothing. I'm spending every dime. Hey, boy, you know what happened? They told niggas, when they free them, they were going to give reparations. And they were like, give us a year. Then they came a year went by. Niggas came back with all these kids, though.

We got to get all these niggas. They got the counter. Nah, we can't do it. I think that they, they think we want the actual money. It's the other shit that we'll take instead of money. We gotta make deals. Like builders and shit. No, it's gotta be deals.

Y'all's at least. I take, I'll take, if you don't give me regulations, I take it where I ain't gotta pay for shit. I take it. I take it. No taxes. Everything is covered, nigga. No taxis, but I'm something with you. Everything covered.

Everything is covered. You can't pay, you can't give a nigga. No business on my car. No bills. Nick can't be help. New tires on the wheel. I'm not financially responsible for nothing. I can live wherever I want to.

I can just walk in. in and sand the papers. I don't have the paper shit. Don't even ask me about no money. That'll be hard. And you get, and I even give you this, you get a set spending limit per year. That's great.

You're missing one big, one big maid for it. What? They keep going to be like, y'all have all this shit. And I'm going to be like, ah, ha, ha. Y'all, they're going to walk away with this. We need to know all the routes for the import and exports of how this shit coming in to the country.

We need them. We don't know who buying, who supplying. You want to know where all the drugs come from? Not drugs. Everything. Imports and exports. Everything. Whenever that is, that's what that is.

Import and export. That's how to come. That's how we can run this shit. That's how to all the other countries and all the entities have got, they own Africa. You know what? They just need to get us. That's how they know, niggas. Why do you think Africa's so fucked up?

Who do you think on Africa? We just need one industry that we dominate that we own completely. It can be some small shit. We already do, dog, it's buying shit. We buy more shit to any... What is it, 13 trillion or something crazy-ass number? They lie. That's crazy.

They lie. First of all, if they need to look at, they say the annual household income, ain't a goddamn $20,000. What fuck all this extra money comes from? Niggas ain't just got money to be spending. I know how much money. And I know black people ain't a hundred people that's spending any good. They line, bro.

Niggins don't got that much money to be the number one buyers of nothing. Who are this nigga? Yes, we don't know. I'm positive. That nigga, you spent $3 million a year just on insurance. Yeah, black people make less money than anybody in this country. How about they're going to spend more than they ever made? Because we make more.

And the highest paid loans. Because we figure out of the way we make more. Everybody got a hustling. Somebody's doing something. So they're trying to say that black market. Nicky, you paying $3 million to come around? But who ain't going to come around? We buy a lot of shit.

That's cap. That's cap. That's cap. That's cap to make more bitches come. We buy a lot of shit. That nigga gonna go on an interview and say a number and say the actual number. That boy put the chicken bone in the cup in the cookout. That nigga, small.

If you dealing with holes who ain't never had no money, you spent 50,000 in touch. This shit was $2 million. You should, me. Really, these two persons? Yeah, man. But then what about them, what about them that's been and seen all that? This isn't Corinthian. Even if they seen it, they were just there.

They was experiencing that shit as a broke person. They don't know. No. They didn't have shit when they were there. Mm-mm. Because they swear they'd be knowing shit. They think they do. You were five on them at one hotel room.

You saw, you saw what they, you saw. Two, two queen in. You saw where they slept in the U-Haul? Two Queenie. It was five-roomed in the back. Nigg. You saw where they said. Niggas, they were sleeping in the U-Haul.

Who was sleeping in the U-Ha? Them chick who came the All-Star Weekend. They had a U-Haw with an airmatch in the back. And some niggas, and some niggas bagged them. Some niggas was in the back with their bitches laid up. You knew they was down for it. You knew them in the street when they later on in the video,

you seen the nigger driving that bitch in a little. You're bagging up. There's a nigger that bar. He was in a huge hog. Well, we'd drive about three hours, one. Y'all still alive in here? This goddamn air, hell! Hey!

Gagggggggggggggggg Gaggggg What the feld? Hey, drive. Come on, flung on. Gaggaggaggaggaggha. Hey! Hey! Oh!

Rove a fuck up, huh? Oh! Oh! You've got a fuck off! Oh shit! Oh shit! That's the funny here! That's a funny-ass combo, though.

God damn. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah. That's gonna be right. A bit, nah, man. Call that nigga, man. Hey, don't worry, we got a lot of pillows, baby. Oh, shit.

That's there. How you even call some clothes and standing in the game? Sure, boy. She's that cuffed out, bitch, nah, nah. Nick, we're really about to die. That boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gah, gah, gah.

Look at both ways, like, shit. That's up, my boy? What, man, turn around. What, hell, nah. You're really pulled up that crook. Got that dude for? You can put it up. And everybody can see her.

Hey, hey. Shit. And then you got to pull it up. Like, man, we got sweet. Dollar General bag from flew out there. Boy, everybody's following. Yeah, we're gonna be on the way.

What y'all need? Oh, shit or something? Nah, bring some covers. Just some covers. Just some covers. You got a cup. Hey, man. That's the funny of shit.

That's the funny as shit. So we put it in a sprinter van. Bro, it was a smaller one. That's like a spirit. Pull up, man. Sprintervan is nice. That's like a spirit spring. We're like, no, that's not even.

A spirit's brinkervent. That's how the nigga look at any time. I don't go for what it is, boy. Oh, shit. Woo! That shit right there. That shit right there. Oh!

Oh, fuck, man. You might be shucking, I'm gonna be like, God, no, we gotta get it. Hey, man, come. We can't get me. Get, yeah, get, get. Shit. You're gonna walk back out of your head.

What? Cut, tack. How long what we got. Go turn, man. I try, man. Go turn, man. Man. That nigg in the back of you all.

to you all with his phone like what we're doing niggins try to roll weed or don't waste all the weed. Oh, shit. Oh my God. That's funny. It was really in a good haul, bro. Yeah, man.

Bro, a old little man. You don't do anything, that's just sad, man. You know anything just to be around. Yeah. Just to be around, bro. Hey, man, attention. That's a scary point. We was there.

Bitch, no, you wasn't. No, you wasn't. You, you wasn't. You was gay. You were sex trafficking. You contributed to the homeless. the homeless population. Hold up, bro.

They had a U-Haulsed Star Weekend. You-Haul Star Weekend. Don't that shit use diesel fuel? You're not getting your deposit back. Every guy says that he got diesel. That's got that shit used diesel. You go like, gack-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c. You got a-dil.

You got no sugar. They got no diesel. You got you. Hey, g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g. Boy, it's all can of sands in the bag of their U-ho. Please do not rap or sit up there. Well, we're keeping them motherfuckin'all fucking sex. Broke your dream.

Somebody in a cold of fucking. They ain't that colder in there. You like how I do. Hey, a nigger fucking in so many foot touch your foot. Oh, oh, hey. Ooh, man. Ooh, man. People with that phone, I beg her, what the fuck?

You fucking, if somebody foot touch your foot, you'd be mad at some muscle? No, that's something worse. You fucking, you forget somebody that they sneeze. Oh, my bad. You already know who it is because he's dog. Who that is? Who's sleep?

You can get somebody in that bitch for real. Boy, y'all crazy. What are to hear your ass in? Y'all are crazy in this bitch. Y'all, go, crazy, this bitch. Y'all, damn. Yeah, I feel that. We're pulling up.

I think we're pulling up. Man, you know. All wrap that up. Yeah, gack, gack, gack, gack. Y'all are holding up. Yeah, yeah, we're holding up. We treat you like some goddamn slave, for real. But hey, he's been tracking in, bro.

Bro. The crazy part is you can hear everything going on in the front. Won't all start we can it clear, but you know how cold that motherfuck? You know how long that ride one? No, in Atlanta, can you do some shit like this? Atlanta is. Atlanta. That's about 14 hours.

Atlanta or Houston. That was in who? I said either Atlanta or Houston. That's the only place you could pull some shit like that. One last time I started with you was out. That was a couple of years ago. Damn. Some people were having a rent U-Haul because they couldn't get no rental cards when the shit happened.

That ain't that serious to be going no goddamn. Come on, man. To no motherfucking hood. Hell no. Not on Uber right there. Man, you ain't gonna catch no Uber. You ain't gonna catch no Uber. You call it a dick and call them motherfucking cheese.

Oh, jeez. This is what you in here doing? For real? This what you're in here doing? With her? With her? You funny-ass liquor. Hell no.

Oh, this one of your jokes, right? Boy, that's the worst. That's what you all. So that's how you feel, huh? So I mean, everybody laughing at what you said. So that's what you feel. Jokes come from truth, right? That's what you said.

They're better not talking me about no damn shit. I say that I said. Because I fuck right tears for shit for real. You know what? Her pussy's tight. Boy. You're gonna get mad at me. I'll tell the truth of red now.

Hey man, well, that's the worst thing about it. You catch so much hell for the shit that you said. Fuck that shit. You catch shit for what I say. Fuck it. Backlash. I remember I did the joke one time. I was like how I don't like when a bitch put her head on my stomach

because her wig stink. I wouldn't even talk about the bitch I was weak. But if she was like, nah, because you don't like that bitch's head smell around. Like, you know what? Yeah, your shit do stink. Yeah. Yeah.

It's the same way. You know how many times you to blow that wig? Boy. That shit is reusable. That shit is really like a new ass. Like you can't call the C-Bass in that motherfucker. No cap. You can't smell it on top of your head.

They're supposed to have something. Boy, they're gonna get stiff. You can tell too. She's like a bag of rain. You'd be laughing at your girl wig. Boy, I'll tell my, what? Hey, yo wig, I tell them, yeah, pull that down a little bit. That motherfucker'll be too far up.

Boy. You can tell you, but you see about the edges that the baby head are coming from a pooh. Oh, boy. You got to, hey man, pull that down right now. Mm-mm. Got to. Muckin'all.

What kind of do be stiffed though? Y'all's a hell of a niggum, man. I don't even, but I'm fucking, it'd be a fake fishing egg. Like, damn. Boy, that shit and killed me. They got damn U-Haul shit. Yeah, I got tears in my fucking ass,

still, man. I'm fucked up behind that. I ain't even know the bitch what did. That shit for real, bro. Yeah, man, they wild. Damn, that shit is crazy. Niggas be going to extremes too, bro. Yeah.

You gotta reflect on both sides. Oh, we're big flexing. When they're gonna flexing. See, women know they got... There's a nigger. There's a lot of niggas that came to All-Star Weekend who needed to just borrow some money. But their homeboy's so petty, he was like...

Man, come on, I got you. Never gayed a nigger, nothing to eat with or nothing. He said what? Then they act like the niggie was just tagging along, bro. Boy. You know, man, whatever happened, that little money, I asked you. No, I got you, bro. But all right, man.

Everything that they was doing was not the shit that he did. Even the bitch was like, y'all drinking brown? These niggins drinking brown. He wanted to drink white, man. Let's smoke a blood. Hold on. Hey, bro, you think I can get a little weed? Damn, nigga, you need some weed too, ask some money.

I told you that, bro. You didn't pour the little bitch, nah, nigga. Oh, shit. Boy. Don't go nowhere if you can't. That's correct. Don't egg, man. You got you out in the hallway.

Wait your time. You laid up on the floor chart of your phone, yeah, so I'm saying, I'm gonna tell you when they get done. Nah, brother, I'm waiting my turn. I remember I couldn't even go to the club. We ain't had to the night even pay for a nigga win. I don't wait until I got some money and go myself.

I just had to hear all the stories every time they came at. But club was lit. I was like, for real. They're crying. But the club here, you just saying crazy. But the club that I thought my parents and them was going to in the club I've been going to ain't the same.

Club doesn't change, bro. Boy, that shit, we never get to enjoy in the club. Well, I wish I could have been around with the home. You know, Loungers was for older folk. I remember club with Papa and it was loungers like in the hood. They got like the little hood spot, but it was like J.R. Lamb was like for 40 and up. So you needn't going to Lounge. We were going to the club.

The older folks were going to be. And that thing used to be booming. I ain't never seen something in the old folk still parted in my life. Three, four hundred old folks. You're stepping in that motherfucker. Where you're you talking about? You know, my little kid. What's it called?

You used to call J.R. 9. Oh, God. Every Thursday and a fried nice beat. But you know what club, throughout all history, the clubs that used to jump the hardest. What? And colored only. Like them segregated clubs.

Really? Only black folks? Oh, nigger. Come back to the day there. Oh, man. Oh, I bet the bitch used to. Oh. Man, thank you all the niggies that might have just randomly

be in there. You get to hear him about this shit. Man, you'll never believe what happened last night. Money was. Wilson Biggie. Satchel Page was in that mother-forth. It was a Negro League. Man, the Negro League had a party the other night. That motherfucker was crazy in the country club,

niggas. They charging big money to get in there with 10 cent at the door. So you say all the black celebrities of the time was about. Everybody was in that big. You don't imagine you just saw it. Money was all bad at you. What?

You get paid a $1. And the Negro League game, House of the Cotton Club. Satchel Paige and Jackie Robinson in the same club. Acting a fool. Jack Johnson weren't going on. You had the white people shit. That first part in that weekend that slaves was free. Oh, that shit went...

Man, them make it started cooking Thursday night. Hey, we free the weekend, boy. One more day then, boy. Damn bullshit. I ain't doing shit tomorrow, though, man. You finish up the little cotton that got over there? What? Hey, money, damn, boy.

You're saying they treated like... All they're playing. We did, nigger, all that way. Fuck on. Nick, I told you. We were out there singing. I told you that shit. They're going to be one slave.

They're going to be scared. War on which Harriet was still here to see this shit. What? There ain't no telling. What her ass said? Boy. Goosey! What's up?

Hey, let me be quiet, niggins! You know what tomorrow is, Nick? Yo! Dude T! Nick! Don't worry about. We're gonna carry you about it. You know?

Boy, I'm gonna go crazy. I already talked to math, he's gonna do the little chef crabber shit. That's all that, straight up, man. I fought with Mr. Guns. Straight-up white men. Handed me.

He really ain't want to be bald. He really ain't want to be bald. You know what I mean? Don't make it. Don't tell a bunch of niggas, bro. You know what I'm saying? He said once everybody leave, come back. You want me to pull up on me.

I'm supposed to come back and talk to him. He said, come back. This nigg going to get rid, going right back. No, no, no. It's a shell crop of shit. Oh, no. I'm keeping the ground. He said I can stay right on.

You weren't learned nothing. He said I can stay there. So let you go. Bye. And you're going to go back. Go well, nigger. You're going to get trick. A trick, what's a trick?

What's a trick? We're free, nigga! What's free? You're gonna work on Mr. Johnson for him to hit you with a day again. Oh, you didn't want that job down there, Amazon. Hey, hey, look, that's the but a fuck. Nick, you're gonna go try to perfect me here before. You know what, you're gonna say?

You know what you're gonna say? You know what? Oh, okay. What you're gonna blow up selling? Potato chips? Don't nobody want that fucking ice cream. This is it cold. How ain't gonna keep it cold?

Even cold, stooped. Yeah. Man, man. You got wrote to the slag. What? I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Don't nobody want a peanut.

Bro, I told you got to put something with that shit. Don't nobody eating no goddamn peanut butter by that shit. Oh, man, here go this nigga here. You know, you got peanut oil to smoke. Oh, I guess a nigga just smoking. Oh, so the nigger's going to be smoking. It's terrible. It's nasty.

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I'm in the bill, guys. I keep, thank you. Boy. There's been enough time, We can laugh at this shit now. Hey, boy, you know the kitchen staff got the snatches shit. Oh, boy, they cook everything in the fridge. Grab their crap.

We're gonna get this one. Finally, everybody. We can come back. Everything, br. What? That's when they passed out. And we're holding out. Hey, Coole.

I'm taking the horse. Come to the back of the kitchen. About 10 o'clock. No, for real. To hold you. Yeah, we start cooking at 130. What would you really take, though? I'm taking the hard.

I'm getting on that horn. I'm getting on that hard. Nothing. Nothing. Do you know it was a pet. man that took all his clothes back from his slaves. This. Damn.

Give me that shit. I bought it. Take it off. I don't give a fuck if you're free. You'll be free and naked. That's how I'm fucking came over. Get it to me. Take it off.

Now. Don't you throw it at me. Don't you throw it at me. Fold it up. Now. You fold it up. I lied. I came here.

You just go. Right now. Right now. So I get my outfit back then you can't head this. Nick, what you're talking about. I'm the one. Picking this shit. They're all I've done for you.

I can't believe y'all's going to leave. Now, you know, they were crying like a motherfucker when they looked out in their yard and didn't see nobody. We tried to scream the tail out. The white lady was walking through making dramatic stings. And he's been this quiet around this place and this thing. It's so long. What?

Don't you just miss to just laugh from those little black children running that backyard? Well, I'd have got to pissing on their crops on my way out. Carol, and you stop it now. Well, maybe I miss him. I miss each and every one of them. What did you say? What do you really want to say, though? Well, I can't help and I miss them all.

That's all. I probably shot one. No, no. That's what you know. But you know something that didn't leave. You're in the house right here. Some niggins didn't leave immediately. They were still, like, hand, down, tree,

pulled in front of a little . I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

Don't be the last night. I ain't got a what a shit. Manning outside. You don't know. He didn't get this one. Just gonna blow the face off. Boy, the first, the first motherfucker that got to talk back. I know he talked big shit.

You can't tell me what to do now. Oh. And that's why we fucked your bitch. We fucked your bitch. Damn. Damn. You gonna tell her that? What?

Hey, he can't do nothing to me, man. I'm gone. They still got them gun, now. What? You get that. That nigga be like, hey, now, you ain't free for real. Hey, but back then, nigga, he gotta be accurate. Hey, man, boss a real nigga shit, though.

Why ain't no pictures of that? What? They got pictures of everything. Why ain't they got no pictures of winning the slave with it? What are waving back? What are they? Hey! Where's here?

I let's hear to my boy. I'm gonna keep your name, 30 more years, but I'm trying to some other shit. Hey, boy, that shit, like a graduation picture, niggas like this. Hell, boy, that shit will be. Why they don't have no pictures of that shit? A niggins free to walk off.

A niggins free to walk on. They had cameras? They had it. They didn't like that shit. They walk on. Ain't no footage of the day the slaves left. You ain't gonna get a picture then? No, they didn't want them.

Come on, man. It's a picture of that shit. And I believe only white people seen them. They probably make them scream when they look at it. They're leaving. They're leaving. I want to know where are the pictures of the slave leaving. No cap.

And why y'all are showing us these sad-ass pictures this whole time. I want to see the pictures of the slave view. The first five years were lit, because they were like, but we were gone, right? We're out of college. We're out of this bitch. Your first time not having somebody telling you what to do? This is real black history that we need.

That's pure niggas, the first free niggas in America? Who was the first nigga to get fresh on the end? Who the first niggins that said? No, you act like, you act like motherfuckers with letting motherfuckers do shit. They had to come back and the fuck their part where the niggas was doing shit. Niggas was in politics and everything.

Niggas was voting for each other. Niggas was running shit. They had to come back with some more laws to keep us the fuck out of participating in a constructive society. Here you go. They broke it. He was in there. I think that's the shit they hadn't from.

Fuck them dinosaurs. They got shit. They got pigeons of dinosaurs and shit. You think we weren't figured. We were running shit for folks anyway. We tried to add dinosaurs. We were the own nigga that I can talk to him. Boy.

Right, right. We'll shut your ass up, man. Well, it wouldn't be cold. They fuck see some nigger cave men out there making them dinosaurs, treating them like dogs and shit. Lay your big ass down. What's the T-Rex? What's the T-Rex?

over that laying down the shit. You're stupid at. He don't bite, he don't bite. Biddle. Y'all come on me. Nick, I don't know your T-Race or so. We were out there, though. Hey, boy, T-Race do look like some wrong with it.

T-Rass was slower. You're sitting there. I got my uncle going on like that. My uncle, my uncle, he ain't got a little home. For real. Is it T-Rex? Nah. Sure.

That shit fucked up, though. That shit looked like food. You over there laundry and like the hood, like an apartment building, you know, you put the change in. Yeah. That book got $1.50 right there, if he could just... You just poke it.

Pull that motherfucker out, he could do a hole. You can't pull it out, though. I know. Bro, you, that's fucked up. It's a lot of people with a wing, man. You just got a lick, don't, you know what? I don't like calling a wing, because that shit. They call it that, though.

Like, I call it half on, but he had like four little dots that would do with his fingers. You call it a half on. I don't mean no harm. Because I don't mean no harm. It's a half on. I think it's a half on. But he should be out of bull driving.

What? Why? For the church. For the church? Well, everything I love. Man, parallel paws was amazing. Stop. And he drove with the little...

I mean that. I got about two homeboys with the... Leading people with the nubs out of this. No, I thought one. Did he add a little knob on the stairwell? Because that's the way I could see it really being able to do. Yeah, he was like a social cook. Coolest motherfucker.

One of the coolest motherfuckers I knew growing up had that shit. Man, that was... No. That they can play PlayStation. Yep. Where's no cats? Here they is. Both hands like a motherfucker.

Man, man. I got so much respect for the, what they call them, disabled. Because they, they mind saying they don't be like, I'm not. His people, no arms can play PlayStation. They can do all type of. Come on. Oh, man. Oh, he has college.

They got several. He is cold. He is cold. He is cold. He is cold. I know the ref. I mean, the coaches have cussed their team. I know.

out. Force him to the left! What the fuck out the game? But see, they don't know how cold is. That's that nigga cold and sad, though. Decide you'll never expect. Don't go over there. Bro.

Don't go over there. He don't work his hand to go on both sides. A smart, tween. We pick him up anyway, because think about it. Watch this, DC. How are he going to double dribble? He ain't gonna see them tap the ball over there. He can carry them.

But he can't double dribble. Yeah. He, what you call it? He'll grab that, he'll grab. Yeah, he's with the breath. Ooh, I know he'd be on the court talking big shit. I'm gonna reach for it and you're shaking some fucked up. Man, I just gonna end it to you.

I'm not just gonna end it to you. What's the man? Fuck him up. So, what is it? That nigga Cole. Oh, man. No, that nigga. If I do you dirty, you're not going to the NBA.

You know the time. If I know you, he's going crazy. But he's that good. He's nice. He's five. He's five. Like, I love saying that. I've seen him tightrope walk, throw it through a dole, let it come down and yam on these boys.

I just saw a series that was the most. Hansel, man. Hanssel, oh man. Shout out to Hanson. Shout out to Hansel, man. There you go, bro. No, cap. Yeah, man.

That shit is. Let's just go to show you. You don't need. all the shit you think you need to do what need to be done. That's. You got enough already. When you think you're laughing something, something is enhanced on the other side. You just got to tap into it.

Enhanced. When you have to figure out a different way to do some shit. That's me the stupid. That's stupid. My man's stupid. You're a man driving. Yeah, my man driving the car with the stirring well on the flow, man. Don't care.

And he got them motherfucking too. Man, you can do any goddamn thing. Oh, man. You do it. Necessity is the father of ingenuity. That nigga can eat. There you go, man. You have, bro.

Let me smoke some old weed with you. Don't do it, man. Don't do it, man. Why not? Don't do it. Don't do it. He fucked up. What the fuck was up under his feet?

He had a little plate. A little plate. He was driving with the little plate. He was kicking that bitch in the story. He got that like six buttons down there. One of the reverse. No, he don't. He just peeked that bit like that.

What do you? He's evil, man. And kick it. I don't know what he said, but whatever a little said. No, the nigga, he got the little plate. And he was stirring that bitch like that. And then to put it and get it,

he just got that. Click that bitch back now. When he get ready, put it back in he and he'll click that bitch up. He decided what you did, man. D-Chyl. Man. What you're maddened for?

I'm telling you, man. How you do it look? How he's doing with the left foot? Oh, hell, no. This nigga showed me this nigga dropping old school with his feet. With his feet. With his feet, this nigga, come on, Cud.

Nah, ain't a way. All right, man, I'm telling you. I didn't see that shit in real life. Really? Yeah. It was the late in my hometown. She used to drive around her feet all the time. She had no harm.

In cap. She had a monocalo. I just got down with his thighs. How about he's holding up there? Snatched that bitch down and then get her, drive the fuck off. That's what I'm saying. She used to be riding around town fucking with people.

With her feet? With her feet, br. And then when people be staring at and she'll stick her fucking foot out the window and then like do like this with her toe. She used to pick her daughter from school every day, man. They're hard. How you're cursing?

Differently. She did click that bitch there. Brer, every thing you can do with your head. You just don't have a need to, man. You just don't have the internet. There's people on there TikTok making sandwiches and shit with no arms and shit. They tie in their shoes, putting clothes on, makeup.

Ticat to show you the real world. Man. I don't know the fucking planet we live on. TikTok show you the world. I feel like every week we get on this bitch now, we're talking about the shit we're seeing on TikTok. Bye. TikTok show you the world.

What? Let me see the last. Oh, the underworld. Nigger, it's everything going on. I'm talking about. They're famous, too. You go on that, the nigga right now with 3 million followers. No, no.

No. No. No. No. That's what you're getting famous. You don't understand. No. It's different.

It's different. It's like, let me see that shit again. I don't know what the fuck of my life with. And there's a lot of people I like this shit. And they follow my life. I like that. You can't. You can't do this on Instagram.

What? Twitter. I can't do it. No, shit that they don't on TikTok. You can't do this on Instagram. You know what I'm saying? Like every social media site had this. I mean, not on freaky shit.

It's just weird people on TikTok. No, they don't allow no free shit too free unless you white. No. Okay. And just, you know, every social media got their They love swag or what's... It's like the underwear, underwear, niggas. It's like the underwear, underworld,

nigger. So in the private people, really can be popping on TikTok because you gotta be a weird... Nick, I ain't interesting enough to be on TikTok. Weird people. Like, tell, when you say weird... And you go on there and just be like, hell no.

What the fuck? The next one. Hell to the motherfucking now. This shit got 4 million views. Bray be stupid shit. For real. A nigga with two fingers doing this shit. You'd be like, man, what the fuck is going on?

Oh, you mean like when a motherfucker just be showing you how they cut up carrots? Yeah, stupid shit. I like my carrots. Five big of all. He was like, wow. Everybody got arrested you. Random shit, I got you.

Okay, I got you. Do it was like this stupid shit. He was like, you're in Zimbabwe. Like, how the hell? This shit crazy, man. Whatever joke you make is somebody who, That is their problem. You can't even make up shit on TikTok.

It's not talent. It's not talent, really. Yeah, like TikTok bother me because everybody doing them a little dumb-ass thing. You can do a joke about a motherfucker with one big hand. And somebody gonna react that big. And then somebody gonna reply to that shit, it's gonna be the one dude with that one big ass hand.

What did you say? Eight big fucks. They took my shit about jobs. Rob Saturday, brother. It should be weird, bro. They took my shit about jobs. They got me so much shit on my shit. They flagged some shit that was in my graphs.

They basically said, don't post this. You know, I'm not supposed to look at this. You know, I'm like, I might fuck with that later on. They were like, ah, don't know, don't fuck with that. I think I'll post this shit about Michael Blassey starting a school in Ghana. They flagged it inappropriate. Yeah, it is.

Interimproper because the niggins is creating the school. Damn. Because it was Michael Blassey? But we was talking about him creating a school. I won't know who go to his school, that shit gonna be crazy. Mother suckers. He said, he really, you're really good school.

My big-ass school. My big-ass school. That shit is hard. Shout out to Mike Blackson. And you know what you understand, man. Salute that, man. That shit, it cost money, but niggily, when you grab it, when you get a little chain and you really want to, like, do something and make a change, bro.

You will realize, like, in the world, the third world country, you don't make sure that they do it, though. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's been going over there, right? He was out there, right? Yeah, yeah. He's been going over there, huh? He been going over there, huh?

You know, I think he's originally from over there. Yeah. Okay. And he was just right, he came over to America. Yeah, okay. Came up here. And he went to, like, yeah, when the school and shit, out here, yeah.

You gotta help the schools, man. One school hit me, they were like, look, bro, we know you don't even go to school here, but we need some help, man. He's no cow. I love having the children, bro. With school, but, never mind. Don't say that name.

Yeah. I know they needed it for real, because they were like, you can cash out to school. I was like, the school got a cash. Boy, that's sick. Yeah, yeah. Man, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I fought with the school. I try to help wherever I can help it. Shit, black colleges are the only school. They're just closed. What? That bitch is just closed. Mid-sumester. It's crazy now, bro.

You got to shut the school down. Being a child during this time, we're doing these last four or five years. I don't think we could have went through no pandemic. Reese, we couldn't went through no pandemic. Who? Us and AIDS? You were the pandemic not going to school?

They go wait. Nope. Why? This is our great depression. Fax. Who depressed? Shit. I ain't depressed.

Who the fuck said that? The economy. Why we're talking about depression? It's a hundred. It's not currently depressed. It might not be the great depression, but it might not be any of the depression, but the economy's sad. It's my fucking stunted. There's some power going on around in.

This is the move when your parents look at you and be like, you got the boo-boo. It's a regression. Yeah. No, I feel, this is the great depression. You're saying the past. pandemic blues. When people lost their jobs and lost, you know what I'm saying? Niggins, people didn't lost everything.

Niggas to found some shit too, though. Yeah, niggins to find the shit, but what about me too had loans who took out loans, and you know, people be living off loans and they got all this shit they gotta pay all, and people ain't make no money to pay them to pay their loans. Niggins, they got some shit took. Just what?

I'm just saying, like, they got shit that people, like, have properties and have businesses through loans, and if you can't pay your loan, Your shit gonna get talked. You're talking about Terry. No, I'm fucking. I'm fucking Terry. I was gonna put in Terry business.

You don't know how many people watch this shit. Now it's gonna be a nigga named Terry in the comment. Man, shut the fuck up. I still got the law service. Man, that fuck, no, man, why? Terry gonna be on guy. Damn, be going crazy. He doesn't tell them about?

Yeah, no. Man, man. Keep terror straight, bro. Keep terror name out your mouth. What a fucking mouth, man. tear got stashed on deck. Damn. But now, that is a great depression.

I refinance my mom. But think about it like this, though, though. It was a great depression with an influxing because even though we went through a Great Depression, the property went up. When we went through the first Great Depression in 2008, that motherfucker shit dropped. So we went through like the economy dropped, but people with money, there was the perfect time. So he's like, we either ridden the perfect time. I have money, because during that time,

nigga with money, we're like, ooh, a house for $5,000. Anytime they named some shit, I won. The financial crisis, all that means is that the poor people can't buy shit. That's where all the people who are, like, really rich, this is the time where they make all their money. They came up. That's why they're buying all the houses now.

But see, now, like, the thing is, Even though it was, they bought houses from people who either come pay or finish their mortgage because the foreclosure and pre-foreclosure, that comes through a process. But even during the pandemic, the fucking property, the cost of the property has risen. Yeah, there's less property that you can actually back. No, because when that shit first popped off, the market was stupid. His housing that was two, three years ago, that was 169. $1,000 is $3.40.

What you're speaking on now, brother, that's called inflation. I'm not saying inflation. You said something I said. You said something I said. You should have stopped me. That's how you got a letter. I've been reading a lot. That's what I'm telling you.

That's why you got so fucking much. They know exactly how much money is in circulation. So that's why the price of everything is goddamn up. Everybody's sitting on a bunch of money right now. And they're not selling how, like once the motherfuckers to buy the house, they want you to rent the house. They won't they rent the house. They don't ever want you to buy that bit.

But I'm so high-ed-in-withed, you know what I'm saying? Like, I bought me like this. It's not right to me. I got what could have. For me. Because look, man, when the influxation hit, you know, it was an influx. You know, that's when the motherfucker, house and market got infatuated. You ain't, no, man.

The housing market, they got infatuated, less money, man. What about when they used the right word, but it's still wrong? Like, nah, because they fucking infiltrated. I'm chatting tea. Boy, that was all cholesterol. No, but when you own three houses, man, she'd turn infrared, you feel it? So I told the Miss Congeniality.

Hey, okay. I had the whole thing. You know what you were talking about too about that boy, what you're doing? Because at the end of the day, people were selling their house and then downstairs house. You feel me? Boy, you're talking about you.

Yeah, but you had the downside too, because you can sell your house for a lot, but then where you're gonna get one? Let's see what it is. Where you're gonna get one for what you just sold your house? This is what fucked the housing up. You remember the little app? Well, you can look at the houses

for sale, they won't have bought all these motherfucking houses and then they couldn't settle up. They fucking gave them to a little bit. And the population too, though, because this city is driven off. We have. We don't know. We don't know. That's all it is. At the end of the day, you can't even break this shit down.

There's some rich white people who've got these houses and then they just jacked the prices up and that's just what the fuck it is. We don't like the city. We don't have the economy and then the price of the nickel went up. Nope, that ain't it. At the end of the motherfucking day, the root of the problem is, it's one old white lady like, make them high up. She mad and but she means, too. Make them, I'm sick of these blacks and Mexicans and Chinese and whatever the fuck they are.

Where's the prices? Grandma, they're moving to where we used to live, and then we're going to live where they used to live. Make them go back together. Actors are higher than ever. But you told us to tell them down to get on. Oh. Make them higher.

Make them higher. What about apartments? Apartments, too. That's it. What about the trailer park? The old white man who she married to. You heard her. Up the price.

That's crazy. That she got skyrocketed over. All the industries is up. That's how you know that this country's gonna be all right. What? But they, man, record profits and these motherfuckers is raising the price of every fucking everything. See, the rank, the record. There's no reason to raise the price.

Inflation increasing at the high rate. Pussy about to start costing $175 a month. Boy. That ain't bad. I'm telling you. That's on top of all the other bills. We'll get real economic. You're going to have to subscribe to Pussy in a minute.

Pussy is going to be a screaming service. 155 a month. I come up with that. It is. It's called black. No, niggins, nope. You're going to have to subscribe to some pussy. You ain't up here to check go meet nobody to get some pussy?

What come with a subscription, though? Man, coochie, that's it. So it's not like a relative subscription? No. You got the free jump. No. You got the premium. Nope.

And then she's still going to have to give it to you at her discretion. You understand? What are they talking about? I want the package where I come over and then the food already worn. What is me and me? Ain't none of that. This is just straight. a majority, you ain't added

no premium blowjob packages or nothing. Dude. You're talking about a pussy plus. If I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it the best way I care. I ain't gonna do it without the blowjob. Hey, you know that's no.

I got this whole thing. Come on now. I got a handset extra. They are extra. All that. You're gonna have to subscribe. I got the whole thing. I'm gonna take sad man.

I don't need to see it. I know that. Okay. Yeah. Fuck around to get caught hacking that. It's over with. That's it. Ooh, it's over.

Oh, you know that black market will always be outside. Oh, okay. Now, you know there's always a business. It's always a website. Mm-mm. You get something for the low for the road. Mm-hmm. You always got to go buy the brand new.

You're going to get some refurbished. Hey, man. Shout out to them good old standby. Yeah, I don't know if y'all are paying attention to the history of this country, but any time it's a black man and some pussy and some money involved, it's not going to be good. What you mean? No.

No, there ain't never nothing good going to come out of that. What are going to jail? Hey, what? I'm asking, I'm not, what? Black man. Black man. That's how you're making the sign. Yeah.

Money. What you say? What are you saying? What I'm saying is anytime that some sex and some money is involved, distance yourself. That's crazy. If it's pussy and I got a pay it, it's just look. No, I'm not saying that.

Are you saying the same industry? The sex industry. Maybe I'm high. See what you said. So you're saying you can't be out here pimping and pan. Black men cannot profit from the sex industry. You can't profit from pussy in no way. No.

The probability is very plausibly. As a boss or we open up a business, we always was coming at as a performer. So you're saying we can't make porn? I'm saying. We can't be in that industry. You can't own nothing. I'm a consumer. What you mean?

We can be any, but you can't own a porn company. You're saying you can never be. You can never be. You'll never be Larry Flint. You'll never be. You have a black man. Not you. You're a hell of a new.

I don't want to tell you what you couldn't do. I wouldn't tell you what you couldn't do. I do it. What? I do it. Don't say that because you don't know all the shit he did. I have that shit popper. Oh, that shit.

No, you don't know. You don't know all the shit he did. Don't say that. You don't understand that. When people see you got all that, they come and think it's the type of party, they don't know if you bring your party. You have.

You have. You got weed in your beard and everything. Well, I'm not. having a beard so you know this shit new yeah yeah bro i was doing you know two-year test and run so what's gonna do you said what mad's fucked it up no you said what I think so you know you know coming on on oh like I got 12 on stage again don't worry about the shit fucking so about strip club what's your man go who's maybe my shit can breathe but when that it was a certain extent in Atlanta in a certain little corners I'm not saying that

it's a zero chance I'm just saying they're gonna let a few things slide through the crash. I don't think that's an industry we don't want to be a part of anyway. But what I'm saying is, think of all the laws that have been created just based off that. Oh yeah. Because it's us. They know how to make the money off us and restrict us at the same time.

No, it's not. Well, we have a law firm to fight for us. Well, the money is in the chaos. Even if they're not doing anything, it's the... It's the illusion of something being done. You feel? Because it's like, what is... Nice.

What if you ever seen that shit where they take the motherfucking horse and some shit and they just they handle the motherfucking thing and he just like chained to a chair or some shit? Some shit they can easily break free from. But it's just the illusion

of being restrained. Right. That's what they say about the little elephants. They chain them up when they little and they can't pull away. What if we give them too much credit? And then they feel like they can't pull away. And they still feel like they can't pull away

and they can easily pull away. A little bit of them. We might be getting them. giving them too much credit. What if all shit that we complain about, they just sit back and be like, they actually think that we do this shit. Nobody cares, man.

Just fucking go. What are we going to fly from where we don't know? Bro, we get it. It was fucked up back in the day. But today, you're a bird, man. You're a fucking bird. I tried this shit. I thought my arm can stretch.

It can't. Nah. Yeah, you don't know that. I try. You don't know. It's all I'm good. But that's what I'm saying, that's what we sit there talking about, bro. We're gonna be the ones that break those barriers, man.

We gotta go where some black men ain't one before, man. Yeah, yeah. We gotta keep the tradition of breaking down barriers going. That's why we fuck with this shit so hard. Damn man. I'm high as a motherfucker. I know, right? Keeps you over, no.

That's shit. Boy, I'd agree to anything to do. Yeah, we're going to go one and run two miles. Like, yeah, yeah, we are. Probably so. Volleyball game up next. Smoking on that motherfucker. Space cadets.

That's what it is. Yeah, you know, I got my own strand here. Me and my boy, D. Cross. You know me? Yeah, space cadets. Okay. You got my man, you feel me? Yeah.

You got the alien getting topped off in the air. You know me? Oh, okay. Yeah. What's here? Can they catch you then? Yeah. You know, you know, you know, just,

followed off from the ground. Fucking rare. You know. I guess he's trying to say you gonna get fucked up. Yes, oh, this is some zazza. You gotta smoke good weed and be around good people. Come on, me. Alright, don't drop it.

Don't drop it. Make sure you get everything. That's a little good, my boy. What are the call, space cadets? Space cadets on the whole. That's all, that shit look good. You see a lot of people you having weed, and you shouldn't put a little shit out, bro.

What is trash? That's the worst one. You gotta hit a nigga blue. You know, I'm good, but I was talking all day. He'd be mad than the mother. I got this shit in my love. You've been trying to get the weed out of your mouth. You try to exhale like a hookah.

You ever pretended to hear it? Boy, plenty of times. Shout out to the names. They got that weed. They look better than it actually is. I said, oh, I'm about it. They have to give me one of more fiends with. Hercules.

That was called hercone. Oh, he's so small. It's a fucking head. It don't take a lot. We don't take a lie. You do not take a lie. Tell me, it'll take a lot. That's all I need.

I'm going to go here and put my eye. No, me. You know, I'm going to go eat and put my eye and hot. I ain't the best feeling when you get one of the older family members some good weed. And the next time you see them, they tell you about it. Boy, that weed you gave me last time I saw you. You! Shit!

Man, I broke me a blunt out and hit that motherfucker about two times. I looked up, nigga. It was in the morning, nigga. I don't remember what happened. I smoked on that one for about a week. They taste some shit like that. I rode me a joint. I smoked on it for about a week.

Boy, I'd be like, damn, the whole week. Five or something, but work me. How? How did it survive that many relights? Boy, I know that's bad. Well, I know it balled up in your pocket. We haven't found a blunt in your pocket and it's still yet? Mm-hmm.

You smoked it. I've been smoking weed for so long. I can find... weed anywhere, I believe. You got to know for, you got to smell for. I can find the weed smokers. Yeah, you too. Well, I'm ready to fight.

I go to the club. They tell me I can't smoke. And I smell somebody else shit. I'm not going. I get to looking for the security. You'll tell. What on God. Damn.

I'm smoking. I started acting like a emmerger. I ain't don't use a smoker. I was like, shit, boy. All right, aye. Oh, yeah. That's all they do. Smoke weed and fall asleep anywhere.

What? Anywell, man. Your nigger fall asleep anywhere, though. Hey, bro, don't do that. Yes, you do? No, I don't. You're 10 minutes away from doing it right now? No, I ain't.

Yeah, I'm hooked. Bro, you're gonna say, bro. Set up straight, bro. Mm-mm, no. He came to night. He don't be nap and he rests his ass. Like the old people say. I beg my butt fall asleep.

He don't fall asleep. I bet I got a old 30. I got a old 30. You got an old 30 for y'all. That boy be up there going crazy, man. Hey, boy. You play a game, too, with your ass, man. What you're playing?

Madden, nigga. I ain't played man. I'm in on the war zone, Call of Duty. You don't want who brought the game. I know. You brought the game here. I mean, I'll get on there. You brought it here?

Nah, right now. I can't do Carl, dude. My Tish fan, they ain't. They're calling duty, get the call, gack, gh, gh, go. That shit gonna get your PTSD in the long run. Man, I can't do it. shit too realistic. It is.

You're gonna really be having flashbacks of some shit that happened on the game. Call the Dutty. The game makes you addicted, bro. So how Carl Duda is gonna give me PTSD and Mad don't give me CTE? It will. Are you good at Colorado? Yeah. How you know?

Because I'm a oops, nigga, I'm good at everything I do. That nigga got a headset, bro. He not bullshit. Where are you ranked that? Can you know that shit be for real? Nigg can be ranked that. 11,000-667. Well, I'm the best nigga to play on my PlayStation.

PlayStation. There you go. Yeah. Yeah, boy, I ain't got no YouTube with a million views. Yeah, I ain't like ninja, man. All right. I catch a nigga, bop, yeah, bitch. I catch a nigga slipping on the game.

If you're really good to government contact you. When, whenever nigger ever admitted to not being good and some shit like that, calling duty. It ain't never a nigga. We're like, ah, I'm pretty decent. You ain't called you. I can beat my nephew. I got to be my nephew.

I get killed a hundred times if I get two kids. I'd be like, where did that nigga come from? Boom! How did I see it red? How that nigga killed me? I get it. Turn the game on, man. Turn the game off.

I can't get orange. This nigga in the corner. I'm fucking mad in the basketball, because you got some methodical games. You got to think and shit. Strategize. I'm scared on that shit. Yeah.

You don't play game no down with you. I got all that shit, bro. You know that. He ain't never called me blame me what you gave me tag. Oh, man, this is a big over the wood. I don't lose you, right? I got every game you can think of it. 2K.

The 2K angle, nigga. Boy, which one? Oh, let me guess. You like the 2K angle and you don't want to watch a lot. We watch the real game. I like it on the side. I like Broadhead. I like Broadhead.

No, he like, Contrared niggins. He like, He like, I want to be over the show. Every game we had to play another one. We got to play it the other way. We can play three this way,

but we can play three the other way. We can do Brockett? Oh, 2K. I ain't trained. No, I ain't get it to play broad games. I'm for good. They'll put that bitch on the side when you got inside. Nah, man, you know the bullshit where it be behind the rim and shit, and then they take

the second and then spin back around. I'd be like, that's a bullshit. Yeah. Nah, I ain't without all that, that's a kid. Nah, I'm not. That's 2K. That's the old court. I know I just see the old court, fuck.

I think this shit's here. I don't even play 2K no more, but I remember these arguments. You see? Court vision, nigg. Don't fucking. It's not. We got to have an old series We got to play three games

Because whoever win the first game Then we got to play the second game On debut Now I feel I'm gonna have a tournament If I went two back in the back I ain't playing That third one dick I'm undefeated I feel like me Yeah you see two with them

And I'm talking about we can't I'm like old teams Be the fifth time bitch I'm gonna play the real bulls shit We might play the whole Bulls magic series We don't do We're just gonna go back and find the fucking

And the last 2K, we was good at, nigga. I was a dog on that bitch with the M-GATTS. I'm going back to about 15, nigga. That's how we come. I'm just bringing the game. I ain't bet. You're gonna play the game? Why we do the work?

I ain't played it so long. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85. Yeah. This next five minutes of this show, gonna be dedicated to women gonna be dedicated to women who love tithes too. That's. Man. Shout out all the studs in there with the cute faces.

Straight women like teeters too? Yeah, what do you call them? Stutley do rights? Boy, they're women's too. They're just women's. Shout out to all the nipple lickers. What you mean? The female nipple lickers.

They get drunk and just start yelling out, hey, lick a titty. You like your nipple licked, don't. Don't start doing shit, man. Fuck around five, like you're like your nipple knick down, man. You're not even supposed to know that, no. We're gonna find out he was at trapeze. He's crazy.

And where? That's not crazy. You don't know what you're gonna. You don't know that. That's the swing. You just said? Oh, no, no, I ain't going on. Yeah, you go out.

That's where people don't like they do. If you like the nipples league, you open. That's what you're called? Trapesees? No. The one place is, it's a place called. Come on. That shit freaked out.

That shit crazy. I don't, I don't want to go no more. I don't want to go no more. Yeah. You think that shit. Why are you wet? What you mean? What you mean?

You're going to meet the wrong motherfuckers. You want to fuck my wife? You got to put ice cream on the bottom of your dick. What the doctor? No cat. No, it's shit, hey man. And that ain't something you want to just eat all the time. You're going to rub your head while you fucking.

It's not like the movies, man. Boy, hell no. There's going to be some old motherfucking in that smoking cigarettes and shit. Why? Why you went? Why I went? Why I went? Because it was literally in real.

And the motherfucker was like, boy, you haven't been in the club, and that shit be booed. And I'm like, man, they go down there and see what they turn out. But when I went down there, the way he explained it wasn't regular. How he explained, he explained it. Like, man, you can fuck something like, da-da-da-da. I'm like, all. You go to the street club.

You got to the right sprunk club. You thought it was the nastest. You thought it was a nasty. You know what I mean? I had a show at a club like that. I had a show at a club like that. I just thought they tried to pay your pussy. No.

See, I got paid and everything. I know. So when I get in the club, I notice that it's like, it's a club, like, club set up. And then every, like, it's beds all through the goddamn club with curtains. But they, like, satin curtains. You can see through them. But they got all these big-ass beds. And they, like, hung from the ceiling.

And I'm like, okay, this shit, that's just a nice vibe and shit. So the long of the shit go on, like, we do the show. And then it's the afterpon there and shit. And I'm like, I guess motherfucking doesn't reserve these beds for, you know, like this section or whatever. I'm like, all right, so they're going to chill on the bed.

Then somebody started fucking in there. I was like, oh, shit. Then everybody in these motherfuckers start fucking. I was like, I'm going to get the fuck out of this. They're like what, man, you don't like this shit? I was like, no. You don't like this shit? I see the bitch tied up.

No, I don't like this shit. I wanted to spin a thing, right? The off-air-o-air-all-air-all-all-all. She's on the air run. Not thinking that they're trying to catch a cushion. You were staying around with drinks, watching the truth. You were that to freak, boy. I was like, oh, this is crazy.

But you were the freak this on leg. Yeah. I went up stairs, right? I went upstairs. Mom, you went upstairs. I made sure I went around one time. You made this nigga get a laugh. Because at the person wasn't like that.

She knew he got a laugh. All right. No. This bitch did it. Right. Barber do a laugh. All right. Let me get around.

Let me see what going on. Go and stand. Grandma, like. Who? 68. Hell, dog. With a cat on the house and all. Gummy.

This nigga. Go on that. Stop, man. Nuddy, nut, nut with the cat. And she's got the little thing. Gummy, gummy. She's sucking it and whipping at the same time. Don't say that.

Wow. I'm like, yo. This is crazy. This is crazy. Take you downstairs. Let's go downstairs. Let's go downstairs. I don't know where's the door?

It's like the more I went, I was getting away from the door. I'm like, I need to go by the list. Some of that shit be too overwhelming. It's too much more real-nick like me, man. I went to this one-shirt club. It was as big as a motherfucker. I think I was in Dallas or some shit. It was an upstairs, downstairs.

It was a strip of every goddamn way. What? I'm like, I'm about to have a pussy panic attack. Right. You got to put your clothes on. Wait. Shit. What?

It's just like the street. I'm supposed to have to see in my face. I thought you pop it out at you from every door you're open. They're just dancing every goddamn well. Oh, I don't go to trapeze, bud. No, I'm stuck on that. Straight on that. But you'd be surprised.

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I take an Uber. That niggas sit down. It's just... No, they come up and they're like, look, I'm back. Oh, yeah, they had to take a friend on, huh? The one motherfucker would be mess and harassed. Yeah, I'm, uh, I stay here and y'all go back.

Or the nigger who go there all the time, but no, I got a member's car. But that's why I'm trying nobody with, like, red light bugs or blue light bulbs. Security walk back. They were me. You gotta have regular light bugs for me to You got blue light bulbs or red light bulbs. I'm just crank. What's the man?

I'm like a female when you get out of house. Did it? You like, I need natural light. Yeah, if I'm never some way and people just fucking, I'm gonna leave, respectfully. I'm out of there. I don't want to watch and fuck. I'm not gonna hang around.

I like fuck so much, I don't want to watch nobody. Hey. I want to fuck. It's like comedy. I won't hit the stage. I'm with. I want to hit the stage. I ain't be here.

What? I'm out of here. Yeah. Gotta go. I'm gonna leave like a... Where? responsible adult. I'm like, you did this shit?

It's like watching motherfucking do piety and everybody don't party. You know, y'all haven't been. I'm just need. Boy? Y'all got this one. Y'all got this party. Mm-mm, that's great.

Free party. Volume six. My own free party. I only want to come to a correlation of freaking parties. You're like, this is a lot. But that's what you, you were wet? That's why I wait, man. I'm telling you, man.

Listen, man. Don't do that. No, he got at my sister. I'm thinking is. a club setting when you can meet venses and they're fucking in it. That's it.

That's any strip club. That's you go. No. We're talking about when you realized it wasn't there. You kept going in. No, I ain't kept going in because it's like, it's like, it's a setup.

It's like a club setting in front. And once you go like in the back, you're like, okay, I see a little bit twirling but I'm thinking it's like one of little rames. I've been to a rave. Oh, shit. Okay, this bit twirlerlerling. Oh, I go step.

Oh, shit. Take me down. Once I go down, Oh shit, it's more freaky shit. Now I'm excellent. I feel you. You know that? So I had about 10 minutes, 12 minutes of exposure to some shit.

I seen the line in 12 minutes, my boy. Yeah, that's really why I stopped going out. Motherfugger's out here too freaking, man. You're tripping. Just people in general were just too goddamn freaky-a-day. The freaky desires is like, that's sky. Because everybody got social media, so everybody got a friend that's like them.

Yeah. It used to be, if you, if you like mayonnaise on your sandwich, you're the only nigga in your neighborhood to like mayonnaise on their sandwich. But now you can tweet that shit and then you get 37 retweets, oh, now y'all are the new thing, you know what I mean? And that's why people think they got out

these goddamn friends and shit. Come on, man. The moment you say some shit, these people don't like, they don't fuck what you do more. Right. You made your friends. Nope, likes your friends. You're 160 characters from being canceled.

Stupid? Yeah. Everybody who got canceled doing better. Mm. Mm. How you're gonna do you? It's like a promotion. What?

What? As soon as they said they ain't fucking with you no more and make people really go fuck with you. Some people go see why people. Some people don't fuck with you just because somebody else don't fuck. And you're gonna have an immediate spike because everybody got to go see. Why? Should we not be fucked?

Why? Okay, what they're talking about. Right. And then. They're gonna make a lot of times. And that's when you put a motherfucker ticket link in your bio. Yeah, come see me. These niggas ain't fucking with me.

That's just not archa. A lot of people say they ain't fucking working. They're still following. I was just somebody that were playing the hell out of that by music. No cap. That's when you put to fly with the dumb pitch. It's your road. Stop, man.

You know what I'm talking about? That's the N. Can't ban on. Man, that picture worked with a lot of money, you laughing. That picture's worth a lot of money. Somebody took a picture of the picture and then circled it. I'm like, man, what is the boo?

Who fucking that? Like, bro, it's valuable, leave it alone, bro. It's worth a lot of money. It's great, and it's still here. Like, why y'all keep reminding us in this shit, man? It's valuable. It's worth a lot of money, man. That's how you got to do it. Boy, I'm high.

It's the scariest shit. You have the scariest. You have the scariest. Shut out. And y'all has soft show, man. These niggas fad niggas. You got pizza? Yeah.

You didn't eat no pizza? No, I did. No, I did. Chach y'all. You got pizza. You got pizza. My wife. I'm going to take one of the untapped boxes to the crib.

To the cream. It ain't going to be shit left. Oh, it is. I'm watching. Ain't that about today. You got all pay attention to you. Nah, I'm looking at them. They sneak eat pizza around here.

Nah, I'm trying to take it. I had been talking about he paused. We ain't got mine to put in this. But you know how many people to be watching this show and be like, man, let me cook for you. I'm like, shit. I'm trying to get a chef. I need so much information.

We need so much information. We need to see your kitchen. We need to see your kitchen. Good chef, good chef, please. You can make good prep meals. Come on, man. Fuck with us. What kind of dad you're about to get on?

What's you about to be eating? I'm gonna eat. I'm trying to slow down on the shrimp. It's a meal prep. It's a meal prep. I'm about to eat like maybe three, four times a day. Oh, okay. They like little preps.

Hell yeah. I'm about to get on the bodybuilder diet. I'm about to eat about 17,000 calories a day. They're preppy. Nine pancakes, six waffles. I had a little prep. She liked. Add you brits.

Coming soon. Terminator. You're not supposed to eat both at one time. Hey, don't tell me. How to prep. Why? Hang on my fucking put ramifications on food. You're strong, dude.

Clearly. Well, we try to keep the weight up, right? I like this shit. I like this. I got fucking one stop. Why, nigger? I got mad for a second. I ain't like how they was telling niggas how much the food,

how many people were supposed to feed. Oh. What you mean, right? Now, they had a 15 piece and it said for two. I'm like, that, that don't mean for two. 15? That doesn't even a even number. I'm gonna split that.

How many chickens is that? Semmy. Mm-mm. That's an argument. Nah, because the chickens, you gotta realize the wings is bust down, so a wing is. So what is a drum? How many pieces of chickens really like?

Can you get from a chicken? So you got a leg, the body. The body is brisk. Damn. Breast, breast, wing. So it's two, and everything. It's the motion we're leaving now, too. lead lead.

Yeah. And then you take out that little spinal cords. You know what happened to the chicken coochie though? It's a little piece of booing. What's a grown chew, bro? You ain't never heard about that. Where the chicken coochie go? That would we be eating.

And go out with it. That's what a nugget? Y'all's stupid. You don't even know what it is. What's a naked? Yeah. Chicken nits. Uh-uh.

That ain't never a breast meat. Now. If you think about what? What's the pussy now? A chicken tender, you might be on or something. That shit's schlocked. Ooh, and chicken dangleings. What?

No, I don't put with tenders. No. Tenders, I always get tundice. The puss is. We over thinking this shit, guys. We over thinking. I think the coochie is part of the brisk. They got the cloakers.

What? Huh? Do you see, you don't know. The coochie is part of the brins? No, because it's the body. It's down there with the legs. No. But the legs.

ain't near the breast of them. The legs is attached. The coochie is- You know what I'm saying? Like a chicken dad, you look at the drums, the lids, that's the body. Y'all do know that the coocher would be internal, right?

The coocher would be, that'd be in the guts and shit. It wouldn't be a part that you would eat. It would be all, it's not, it's a, what you call it? It's attached to the skin. No, it ain't even no pussy. It's in the, it's just, it's a hoot. It's a cloaker. Oh.

You don't say it too bad. That's pussy and ass all together. That's why bird's shit the way they shit is all one life. When you eat a bird, you don't eat the bottom part of the cooja and shit. Yeah. Bro, I don't know what part I eat, niggins. Pretty much. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's eating those things. Shut out of my nigga for knowing that shit, dude. That's disgusting. Somebody in the comments might say chickens don't have cloac. Maybe they don't. But it's a bird. But tell us where the chicken pussy lips at, dude.

That's why we love it so much. What if it is on the entire pieces of chicken? Boy, you know, when I, boy, this chicken will wet. All right, bro, since you're talking about chickens and shit, people always ask the same shit, why did the chicken cross the road? We've been driving for a minute, bro. We've seen way more interesting animals

crossing the road than chickens. Why did the deer get hit by their car? The squirrel. Dup. Where the fuck was he going? He wanted to go catch a neck. Mm. Mm.

And got hit. I see. And now he'll with net-ass. And they bust his nuts? Ha! Ha! That nigga just put a curse on you. You don't even know it.

Yeah, I don't know what that shit was. He did rocked me. And went in the music. J-O-N knew the curse was coming. Get the curse music. D. I seen an emu on the side of the road once.

How did you know that? That's what it was. I did not at first. We drive in South Carolina. We ride. And I'm seeing, I'm like, who are these big bitch walking alongside the road? Because it was walking like a lady who walked, you know what I'm saying? We getting close and I'm like, I mean, this bitch is big.

We get close and then we get closer and then I'm like, what the fuck a whole ass email? Just walking down the street? On the side of the goddamn Interstate. You miss your reward. You should have turned it in. What the fuck I was going to do? What do? Damn.

Nah, boo. Hey, Nick, I got you. Hey, you know, get your hands in there, man. I know somebody looking for you. That's like an ostrich damn there, though. The fuck was an immune, dude. It's like a New Zealand, Australia. What the for you doing in South Carolina?

I claim to be. I don't know. Oh, bro. Have you ever been up on an hush from? No. On one. Yeah, I mean, we fed one. Like, it's like some shit in Georgia.

Well, you can do it. No, I ain't wrong one, but like, But like, they come to your car. Like, then people used to race. They have. I remember who they used to? And we said the nigga Tray the Trude, get on the motherfucker. Yeah.

He got on the giraffe. He got on that shit. How can't fucking get on the giraffe? He had the motherfucker at it all at his giveaway. So he made the giraffe sit down and he got the owner. They had the louder. Was it a giraffe? Yeah, it was a camera.

You can ride. Oh, nigg. I'm not the same. Ain't nobody getting on the motherfucking giraffe. And even if he did, I don't think you should send this shit on camera. Yeah, I meant the face. The thing from Peter was like, we got something. Tray the truth was on a giraffe.

Y'all's some high, niggins. You didn't tell me when the giraffe, I'm like, that thing was a high. That's all I remember. You go to green. Damn, so I did it. I seen that niggottish who was hanging. That nigga got owned that giraffe, nigga on my wrong,

I'm like, hey, yeah, you know he had a giraffe died. If you didn't, if you didn't catch that shit, I would just let it slide in that stuff, man. You niggas just tripping. Because we were down on the red watch, like I hope he don't drop that baby. Yeah, but you're a couple, man. Because that was the first thing I thought,

I ain't never seen a motherfucker ride. Never, no. You know somebody would try to. That means somebody to try to and dab on jacket after the road a giraffe. I bet you you could find some giraffe racing footage somewhere. Somebody look it up. It's got to be.

Somebody ride one. Somebody rolled a motherfucking giraffe before, man. No, man. Somebody did that. Who the fuck? Who the fuck on me, man? They can kill you with their kick. Exactly.

Some white people. than raise the giraffe from birth and rode that bitch before, man. I'm telling you. They're long-ass legs. They long as skinny-ass legs. I want a goat. Baby goats are funny.

Baby goats. Now, that's a bit. That'd be a good topic. For a black children. They be passed out? A little black boy with a pet giraffe. You get scared when they just. For real?

Yeah, no. The baby goats just pass out like that? Yeah. When they get scared, they pass that. You're bullshit. They call fain goats. For real. For real?

Yeah. Like, you do something to fall out. I got it, everyone. I'm like, hey, look at this shit right here. Hey, hey, hey, hey, man. Get your ass out. Right. Get your ass out.

Now, he always do this. He'll be up in 10 minutes. They're not, yeah. No, for real. They have all type of weird that, man. They ain't know they got ghosts with more than two horns. Yeah. They got the ones that come out like this

or they come out like this. Hey, I'm not gonna get the devil. I just realized. a ram was a was a male sheep yeah how what bro they don't discuss these things in in in school you went to they didn't never say that a ram was a male sheep when you went to school they never got indebted to that's type of you couldn't look at the picture and tell you nah i just always thought it was ram damn bro I didn't know a meal lamb is a baby sheep and a sheep is a female and a ram is you don't really see a lot of rams though I just thought of

another species, I didn't know where they come from. I thought it was a late around too, but it's not. It might be. Brow, I sport everything. I ain't know that shit. Nah, but for real, I did. Last time I ain't, too, he stopped with this. Like, I ain't know, nigga.

I don't get a fuck. The fucking we're listening to, niggins. Lord to kill this shit. That's good. Kid and shouted. This is a casino movie. Got two rows. Fresh brain.

When you got your doing? Day. You had to think about it when you knew it today? Shh. What you did you have to do? One of the other time you sat down for six hours for me? You got us listening to me, man. When you start doing this, no, DZee,

D.D. I didn't do this shit for a little shit for a man. My boy, jerk your heart away. Play in there. Okay. You ain't gonna get the extensions. It's a cartoon theme, so. How the fuck did you play?

This is that new tricking hook. Hey, right. They better be glad. They better be glad. I'm gonna cut off a new fan and shit. Trying to get this shit right. There's made over there doing their coffee. Level three.

Level three, let's go. Is that your brother? Mega man. All right. Y'all about to say y'all niggins do kind of like that's okay that is like that niggins like that niggins brother that niggins from the future I come from the year 2030 now I'm a rocky body jail please select your characters oh my goodness you be making any type of visa for the edm world oh oh oh oh you know j w he made some edm shit

that they start doing all that braw right that fight fight fight fight fight Let me find out y'all have to be doing drugs. This shit, crap. This drug music. Boom. This action sequence move, movement. This is this shit they play while blade fighting. He didn't bit three necks through nothing.

People are Nintendo going to hit J-O-Wain and we're going to have to replace this nigga. That they're making all the level six video game beats. So Nintendo don't want stupid. So we got to do legend of Zelda. Legend of Zelda. Power up. Power up. Power up.

Pop, pop, pop, pow, pow. I can see it now on some Nintendo shit. This is the boy that's dark, everything brown. Yeah. It's a water, it's a water level. I hate water levels on video games. Where they use the way, hey. That's the one thing about calling the duty.

You fall in that motherfucking war. It's over. Game restart. Damn. I don't like none of those fucking dumb-ass. Like what's like on the Grand Theft Auto? The shit where you have to use the remote control cars and app plays and shit.

I ain't never played that. Yeah, I ain't the real. Grand The car car. Oh, he and I don't have to be in the airplane and shit. No, I like the regular air. Yeah, when you can drive the airplane or not with the remote control shit. No, no, no, I ain't like that.

I ain't fucking. I ain't fucking. On the game I asked the week was, what's the shit with the nigga, the basketball, the dude with the Frum? NBA Street. NBA Street on the only game. Boy, when they had, uh, what's that nigga name? Only game, my name.

NBA Street was the one with the nigga with the fro on the, all that beach. Remember NFL Street? I fought in the street, though. Throw that ball off the motherfucker of the wall. You too young. You don't remember. You don't remember NFL Extreme.

You don't remember NFL Extreme. NFL was a cheat, though. If you learn how you that step for, well, you would catch a nigga every time. But hey, what that was like, it was like, it was like five on five on that bitch. You don't remember. You don't remember?

big ass muscles and shit on NFL extreme, not Blitz. It was an arcade. You know, Blitz was the one where you, like they had a whole lot of fumbles and shit. You don't remember tackle that nigger. But NFL extreme, where they had, it was like five players on the team. It was like a quarterback, two wide receivers,

and like a running back. Don't use that one. I told you, don't use that one. Look it up. That's what I was saying. Boy, that's that crack in a lot of fruit. I had to fire up. I had to turn it up.

It wasn't working. I told you. and the bids just fire that motherfucker up now now hey man the next five minutes of this podcast is dedicated to all the real niggas that know that spaghetti hit way different on that second day boy hey cow that's my favorite food a bunch of food hit better on that second day no depending on who's cooking because i don't even like to put food in the refrigerator my boy i feel you on that though that should get wrinkly with the wrinkly skin you know i

don't like about spaghetti the second day though what my own boy talking to tricks on Sometimes the cheese, when you warm it up, it get like that little brown, it turn like burnt. My homeboy talked me a trick. He said, you gotta put a new slice of cheese on then when you warm it up. Yeah, you do. Because the new cheese wake the old cheese up.

Yeah, you do. And I'm trying to have a lot of cheese. I throw any kind of cheese on some next day's together. I like the birch shit. That's part of the hell, what? Then the noodle get all dry. You're talking about macaroni? No, we're talking about spaghetti.

Oh, okay, but on your spaghetti on my buddy, then you put the cheese in a little resin, yeah. I don't want to put a lot too much. When you sit, I want to sit, just a tip drop. Y'allie, a little sweet. You never had a spaghetti sandwich on that? You never had a spaghetti sandwich?

Oh, boy, am I? You ever? Do you mean a slot to Joe? Do you mean you put the spaghetti on that? See, in my house we're wasting bread. I would have got a weapon for that. So when I would put the spaghetti, too, had been looking at me with the bread.

She'd heard, she'd heard you all right? So I put that my motherfucker in there, she'll the way. Just so she can move my head, woo, and that's why you are. What are you? I gotta have some brills and crackers, but I don't have one of them I ain't gonna eat. Mm-mm. If you would have made some toast, you would've been fine though.

Mm-mm. Because to her knowledge, that's what I'm supposed to use. You gotta have some crackers in my spaghetti. Crackers? Yeah, man. You're old nigg. You is an old niggles. Yeah, all the old niggas start shaking their head, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Salty, you got your crockers in your suit, too. You eat your shit like Chisholm. Oh, yeah, do that. And the nigga bought some crackers in their suit? Boy? Get your sick ass away. Wait, man, eat Chimmy.

You got to have crackers in it, though. You got to have crackers in it, though. Mm-mm, man. Chimmy is. I'm surprised. That I will say, my nigg. You know who Chilli hit? The niggas don't even know about?

What? Wendy's. How the niggas not know about that? Oh, y'all know? I know. Yeah. It's like he'd been older enough to see the me. Wai'waffe on this month for the whole this shit in his whole time.

How he ordered that bit? No. I thought I was the only one they knew. Yeah, by the fair, by that fuck went winning his funny chilling first, nigger. Damn. We went this. As soon as it gets cold. You don't fuck with their food.

Because you know, that's left over hamburger meat. No cap. In the chili. And that shit be good, but they, you know what, they start cooking another. It's not good. They started fucking up because they did some with the beans. They switched up and the beans started tasting different. I bet you used to be big like red bean.

You're gonna be huge. I don't know what type of bean ain't got nothing else. Yeah. They frosts did. Well, we fucked with them, man. You know, some things never change. No cap. I don't know.

We're gonna keep eating this shit till some better shit come out. No cap. Yeah. Is there what a better shit come out? We're going to eat that. I wasn't going to start eating some of the other shit, but. Ain't no need.

I'm not interested. No cap. I've seen them mix up some shit and make that meat. That's not meat. I'm straight on that. What meat you food for real? All of it. You saw what the genetic banana was moving?

Huh? You booed shit? That was a booed. That wasn't a good. That wasn't a good. Well, explain that to me. You eat that vegan shit too? Nah.

I'm trying to figure out of vegan sauce is. You're talking about the vegan meat, right? I'm just vegan anything. You eat that vegan shit. Oh yeah, I tried the vegan shit. So they got plants. I'm trying to go to Sluggy Vegan. They're shaped up like it's a hamburger bus.

You're gonna fuck with me? Slutty vegan? I'm gonna fuck with them. I'm gonna fuck with them. Black old shit. I'm fuck away. They got a big vegan burger. I have imitated about.

They got a spot in a shawl. I ain't up a bin, but. I like my burgers a certain way, though. What? I can't, yeah. What the fuck you say? I just say. What the fuck it is that?

Like from a cow. Who? I like a slutty vegan head, though. I fuck with bison, though. Bicy, I just ordered another round of that shit from Ted. Hey, boy. Hey, this is my bone hard, bro.

You got to start order, bice me. Not a shit. What I'm doing that, bitch? That the ball hurt, my boy. Oh, God. You have on that, the ninnling, man. That one will put you my love. That one will hit me with a state.

It ain't, right. Man, tell them the name of that movie so they can pull it up and watch it on Netflix. Man, go watch a motherfucking. Tell them, look, go watch all the shit of yours. Go watch everything. Hey, look, so look, I ain't on shit right now. Okay. Because if it's on TV, you always on shit.

Yeah. Rerun. I ain't got a check for shit that I'm on right now. Nah, go check out. All right, we ain't go. Come on, man. You ride. Damn, I don't move.

I need to go check the motherfucking portal. I need to figure out how streaming residuals work. That's my home work. This is how they work. It worked horribly. Yeah. They're not giving you what you need. No, they're supposed to get better.

Give me another. It's not. All right, this is my hope. I'm hoping that one day we all just wake up and we just got a big fat-ass check from all this stream of revenue that they know they owe us. Yup, no cap. They're like, they're pimping us. For real. We all, man.

The essentials is crazy. We're getting paid on a penny. Because don't Spotify owe nigg's money. One Spotify not paying comics. We're like playing our album and shit. I don't know these boy. They don't pay. music artists were playing their shit.

Oh yeah, they take my shit down. I ain't, hey, I'm gonna go call the label. Muffin' like a rapping right this motherfucker. Being nice and the comedian ain't work. I'm gonna start acting. Boy, what if they say something back that's gonna hurt your feeling? What about this in that punk-a-ass shit?

No way. Alright, you're right, you're right. That's nice time for the video. You're trying to talk you out. You sure? You sure you want to do this? You sure you want to do this? We're straight with or without.

Boy, boy. This is on you. That's the fucked up part. All I got to do is push the button. It is over. You sure? You want it on? The nigger that won't want to push the button,

but the nigger that you had to talk to to to get your shit on that. Bro, I know after all that begging, you did. Yeah. And the all last, br, I put my job on the line, and you're going to try to take this shit off. That's fucked up, my buddy. Don't call me the most.

What are your job? My life on the line. He was like, all right, don't ask me for shit else. See that niggins two more or less, make you know they fired me for that shit. Yeah, you know what, nigga, man? You know what a nigga man when he's with the... Ah, damn.

You know what nigga made when he was with a... Bette. Bid. Hey, bro, you don't want to talk about that? Bid. That's gonna pop your head. Oh, I'm a bitch. I bet.

Hold on. I'm saying you say that shit. Yeah. Say no more. I'd say that. You're like that. You're gonna say that in my mind. You're good.

It's great. You straight. It's a bitch. That ain't even bitch. Godly, wow. Wow. The one that's, when the nigger really hurt, that's the one that's funny to me. No, it's cool.

Word. Nah. Not, because I'm a bitch-ass nigger, right? Right, right, right, right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. The one with the nigger can't even really look at you, you can't even really look at you could tell the nigg about the crowd, he'd be like, bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. So you're going to listen.

You're ready to go. All right. All right, man. He won't the nigga that got to get mad first before he fights. That's how to be it. You fuck my bitch while I was gone, okay. Yeah. That's what we do.

That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. That's what we're doing. Right, right, right. I asked you just make sure my crib cool, but you want to, okay. Yeah. So, so the message, what was the kid said? What was the kids said?

Ha-ha-ha-ha. So you tell me my son heard that shit? Boy, y'all from the video of the dude came back in his real chin. You were in the U-Ha! I don't believe none of them videos real, bro. How'd a boyfriend open up to your back of the U-Haw when he brought in the Grettee?

Then what's it? In the U-Haw, bitch! He got a whole crick! And you want to be fucking at U-Haul! Man, I got a trap in a fucking, this bitch! This bitch! Who told him he was back there, though? He crazy going by the bitch on the two.

She was at the house. This bitch would drive and had the car. Man, your girl back there. Back where? This bitch pulled up and hopped out to you all. At the house. Hey, man, your girl hopped out the back of that motherfucker, mama. Boy, fuck, no.

That's crazy. Nah. You ain't working out of time. Nick ain't catching no woman, bro. Not on no camera. Nah, I believe that. What would you want to record this shit? When were you gonna watch it again?

You gonna be like, hey, bro, I got to see. That's the last shit. I got to show you, but you can't tell nobody. What? Man, I fuck this bitch in the back of with you, huh. How you record that? Nah, it's a camera. Let me over the door to make crazy.

We y'all were laying out. We're just in some band department. This is good. No, nigg are gonna be doing that bitch doing way too much. What? He doesn't strap the bitch down on the dolly, eating the pussy, and everything. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

Where you going? He's tripping, bro. He's tripping, tripping, and you all, I know what going on. We're gonna have to be on Netflix. Come on, man. Hey man, we're in this bitch, though. Letting, wake your ass up, man.

I'm gonna sleep. I'm up like a mother's up. You ain't never finished telling me the name of the movie and shit. Oh, Ned, look, check me out, man. Lifefather on Netflix starring Kelsey Grammel. Yeah. What else? Kristen Bell.

I was on a sitcom on NBC called Abby's checking out. It's on Hulu, streaming on Hulu. Watching on Hulu. Watching on Hulu. I'm saying, because, you know, the money ain't. Who the money going, man? Keep going, man. Keep going, man.

Check out. At the bar. tripping. Knicks don't know how I would. I know, boy, I be... What? When I don't be going back to like a network, I know what I did.

You did? Boy, NBC, boy, we shot a sitcom outside. So, nigga, we had the bar. I had rolled up. I'm like, shit. You're too niggers. You're too niggers. I am.

I smoked that trailer. Oh. I was, I asked you about that. I asked you about that one time. No, they canceled the truck. But I'm pretty shocked. Like, I got a lot of niggins, you got fired or some shit. No, no, no, no.

We all out. We all got fired. You ain't like, you're the problem, I'm smoking at the bottle. Shrimp. They got canceled, man. Hell no. You ain't get fired.

That's the reason they got canceled. Oh, no. If he smokes one more, no, we know when I get fired. What do you get fired? No, no, we know I got fired. Those folks got me a fire there. You can get fired.

Boy, I ain't a bat. You fired, then. We're gonna cause somebody. You ain't got caught about. but I know what's up. I'm one of them, I ain't no spinning the block. If I did something, it's where I got to apologize, I'd do that. But I ain't, when I ain't do shit.

I ain't, you know what I mean? They let me know what it is. I think when you pull your titty out, that's what was the fun. No, that's what they wanted. That's what I didn't do. And that's why I thought that's part of it. They couldn't get your tities out. They couldn't get me to be, to be, yeah, to be the fat nigga on the block. Like, my nigga, I'm a real, because, no, bro, I'm not for to be that.

Like what they did? Like, I didn't do that to be, I didn't do that to get there. Right. If I was a nigga that was walking around on TV with no shirt on all day, being to butt all the jokes, then I, I keep playing that. But I ain't, that ain't, what I did to get there.

I see what you're saying. You should got to stay Kudja down to the sucks. Hey. That's a little player, man. You feel me? Shout out to Walano do, shout out of all them. You know. Hell you, shout out.

You better follow up to say. Season motherfucking 17 or 17? I think so. They've been repeating them numbers. I was on season 15, and then they had 17 on 15s since out of there. This got to be 19. My now, y'all in the 30s. Y'all niggas is grown.

I don't know it's 300. Yeah. Are y'all count from the jump, jump? Right? Man, yeah. Are y'all starting the gap? Niggas are rooming no rules. So let's start from the gap.

If it started from the gap, because they pick back up. They pick back up. They pick back up. They pick back up and they restart the number. Okay. They pick back up. Okay, so what they did initially, what they did?

You know, they were gonna see it like a year. We do like two years. I don't know, that first one, I won't know. I don't see like 18 now. Doesn't your phone? I came on season five. Oh, no. This the fuck I did.

So they did start, so they did start on a fake season. Ain't no way, yeah, I only watch four seasons. No, you're saying they started recounting. They didn't count the initial day. The season might have been 20 episodes, 26, 25 episodes, though. Well, the first three. Yeah, the first four.

The first four seasons, they weren't doing them. They were like 8, 8, 8. That's what I'm saying, both. When Wadonanke came on, I was in high school, I know I watched at least five seasons of that then. Yeah, I think they started over the count them, bro. They re-ran the season. Are you only saying they only did for?

They came on first five, the first four, they had at least 32 episodes that they could have just reran. Ryan? 16, 16. It's a head, my boy. We need a Google assist. Whole 888. You do the man, one thing about it.

I might fuck over the words, but with the numbers. I got you on this one, my buddy. Oh, he came around with the fact. Here we go. Research department here. We were talking to the producers. They were doing eight episodes. It was real.

So if you do eight times, you do eight times, what that is, eight times, eight times, what that is, eight times. 32. I hear you say that part. I hear you say that part. I said 32 episodes. You said five, four. I was a 16 episodes. That's crazy.

That's crazy. No, that's a. 90, that's one season. That's renewed with 90 episodes, so within them 90, it's probably for going to be like six more seasons. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I was about to say, I thought it was for the one season. That ain't updated.

The 300 episode just aired. Yeah, she just aired. That's all. What you were on Wikipedia? Yeah, I mean, you could have typed that than Wikipedia around the court and it came right and said whatever you want to say. Yeah, that, because you know the walls, ain't all of it. But Wikipedia let a dead dolphin type on them of a...

Well, I'm letting you know. It ain't, it's more than 16. Yeah, no cap. Yeah, that's what I was saying. 30. What, a season now? It's more, yeah. I'm saying they all, they running them up.

Anyway, shout out to them though, shout out to Nick. Shout out to the niggins is OG. Shout out for the niggins that's really playing niggins on. Man, I always shout out to that niggins. We put them snacks on that table and keeping them shit separated. Now, that's the cold as much. Them people at craft service is cold. Hey, shout out to the bar man to hook you up on an off week.

You ain't know that it was a phone. Yeah, man. Yeah. Get you cleaned up, real nice on downtime. Hey, I do my shit, myself. Boy? I'm gonna do this shit. I put it a couple of time.

Really? Yeah, yeah. You don't look that back. You did it recently? No. Oh, okay. That's my favorite part about booking something. All right.

I did it myself so that you're gonna try to judge me. That's how they gonna go. And I said, I did it myself. You fucked it up. You fucked it up. Listen, I said, I did this shit. Brable, I'm gonna carry you like that. You know you about that.

I'm gonna do. It's gonna get different. I'm gonna get different. You're a different kind of niggins. Oh, hey, bro. Very. Different. But I respect that though.

This thing is, this nigga had me on tour. This nigga, boy, it's three in the morning. I got a bitch in my room. You got a bitch. You got a bitch. Knockin on the door. I'm thinking this nigga about to say something crazy. This nigga to ask me about jokes.

I'm like, nigger. You're trying to get some cooch. I'm like, I'm in the middle of something. I know what you thought about. That's why I always respect about you. Like, you know what I mean? Put that work in. gang diet, that way I started.

Hey, this nigga's so funny, man. This nigga that I fell in like a hand with his pool. I'm rocking with you for life. I'm like, blah. You need to be my dog in the hallway. Boy. Yeah. See, I see Big.

Bucca. B. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll see you second lunch. No, I'm coming. You're gonna go to first lunch.

Boy, I'm going to all of them. You got to eat. You got to eat. You don't eat your lunch. You want to post up your lunch. That way. See, you got to know the tricks. you're fat, you want to always add,

because the trick is always trick people in the thinking you try and lose weight. So for your lunch, you don't eat, or you get something small like a salad, but then you eat on the other niggum. On the other lunch, come on. Those stupid. Nuitous.

So Teague, you try to hide people from showing that you eating, but you end up eating in front of people anyway. That's what niggas are being on. And Teddy. What you eat from other people? Nah, but you eat, the first lunch, though, for real, though, because they should be fresh.

My third lunch, that's old. Now, the front line ain't really talking about that. B-Lat, that's for kind of like the smog C-lunt. Now we're jumping. A-L-L-L-L-A-L-A-L-F. A-L-L-A-L-FU-A-L-F. We ain't do nothing.

Right, fuck. You only want to be called an A-Line. J. I'm in the Wilk. Y'all had D. D-Lans is like, this is the last of the most he. We've ran out of food. This is, boy, ain't no more taint-a-tie-tie. No.

No. Why y'all got something. Just the most angry as much, because ain't more really hating that. B'all. Bought some milk. About some milk. Oh, D-Lan, they're fine again. Why I used to hate having second lunch?

What? Shit. Because I were ready to eat early, God damn. But second lunch? What you want to eat that way? You know? Yeah, man. You're being that fucking around.

That's still your bruffer, my buddy. Shit, I got to get bruffer on the way to school. First one did you used to be early and- You're in the cafeteria in 1030. 10.30. God. Why am I eating lunch over at a... Right now.

I went 11-15. I ate pancakes this morning. I'm scraping, right? Whole meal. All right. You gotta make it to go play at lunch now y'all. Lock that up. I'm just gonna'all.

I'm just gonna'all. Big breakfast. Middle of the day. It's been popping like the club. See, love like the club. This shit, booed. Niggins on the table. Hey, eh, what's that?

My nigga, see. What's up, girl? Man, that shit's just be live. Yeah. Middle lunch always did add a joints, though. Food fight used to go so crack. A fool fight used to start. Used to be quiet.

Niggies just waiting on the first. something. All they didn't eat some in the apple. One milk. Brother, that's just to go crazy. Oh, this is little in a man. My God. Boy, we had this nigga, we had this

nigga at my high school named Donovan. Now, you're the total on the nigga. Now, you don't know what the ice is, man. That he's grown in here. Boy, nigga, Donald was savage. Everybody knew that nigga had the man's. So this nigga walked by, you can't your tray. Now what?

Now what? He won't that, nigg. That nigga, tray out of things. He slapped your shit? Never. Oh. Never. Never.

Never. What? He didn't go over that way. Hit me, man. He slapped my shit, I wouldn't drive this. What you said? You're on the homie? Oh this.

He tried to plop my shit on. I said, what you want? What? What? What? What? Hey! What?

What? What? What? You just slapped the shit out my sandwich. You made a slap this for kid on my sheep! You know what? Man, hell, no. Boy, Lachron, you just jump.

Now, that was it. He ain't never hit my shit? He was just snatting the nigs. Boy, Donald was really tripped. You used to spit on niggins and everything. That ain't wrong. Why ain't nobody jumped out of that? Because he ain't never fuck with the right niggas.

Oh. Man, I can't control you fuck with them. Right. You know, you know, you're telling me, my bro, chill out. He didn't gave his life to the Lord. A nigga a pastor, man. He didn't say chill out. He slapped him.

What you're gonna do? Nah, that was it. That was it. I did what I said. What's gonna do? Say what I said. What I said? I said, my boy.

I'm gonna just kindly remind you to stop. That's it. Hey, boy, niggas, we, that did a scary part. When you're trying to stand up with somebody and then the niggins say something, then the niggins say something, that was it. Boy, I never forget. I never forget with me. We was in high school.

And this nigga slapped me. girl in the middle of the movie like what was it like hanging out of the movie he slapped this girl more yeah I was like bro you ain't supposed to hit girls he said I hit niggas too I said damn this nigga hitting everybody yeah oh dude hey you ain't gonna tell about when you was wrestling you said you was wrestling I was gonna rip boy nah but I don't got kicked off the boy he was gonna represent Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, nigga, slamming one time?

Remember that Winnie shit that we were talking about? Boy, I left three bowls on the mat. What, you see with me? Oh, he slammed me so hard, and my legs went numb. I just felt something dripping by my sock. I thought, oh, I was on that mat like this. And I can see my daddy in his fans. My daddy didn't come help.

He just got up and grabbed this shit and walked out to do it. Oh, hey. That boy slammed. And the shit out of me. Because you know, now, when you're on the restaurant team, they try to keep you from eating, they gave you bananas and shit. You know, banana stop you were right there. Boy, that nigga was the clown chopper.

That would pick me up. I said, oh. I hit that man That unitar was done Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah, shit Oh, my shit.

Bro. You haven't been slammed up. My niggas had never really been slammed. This nigga picked me up where I was in the air. I was like, oh, oh, I was out of eye with, like, on the fourth bleacher. I'm like, I was going to be able to see the nigga right here this high. Oh, shit.

You didn't slant me with so much force. You took the wind, rush you past your head. What? Oh, shit. Like, I was on the motorcycle. How you were looking on the grind on? You're like, oh, fuck, man. Oh, fuck, man.

Bro, and I made eye contact with my daddy. My daddy looked at me like, I took I work for this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Bro. You're not even telling him the whole back story.

Oh, shit. Hey, this is this thing's in. Oh, shit. He was winning matches, but he wasn't dressed with nobody. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember school? I was only 180.

Yeah, boy, I'm walking on the map. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, both arms in the air. Boy, that did the slant is so motherfucker. Oh. Like, what was he mad about? I didn't have to him.

There's nothing to them. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That boy slapped him up. That boy slapped me so hard. It ain't nothing else with nobody that size.

Because you wasn't nobody that size, bro. Till you got the buddy. Oh, shit. This niggas slid me at him. I knew he was mad because when he slapped me, he was biting his lip, like, you know the fuck. Oh. He said he's on the ground looking like, oh.

Like that. Somebody is that. I kept trying to wake up like, nah, this is... Nah, nah. Fucking stupid, man. I try to blink it off. Oh, shit. I head to head.

Dude, this niggie is. Bro, that shit, I heard it. I get when the kids, like, it hurt it. Now, that you heard it. That's a funny-ass dude, man. I didn't think you like my gosh lab. That is something so hard, bro. So I can't even stress how hard you slammed me.

Pick her up her, then drop her. Oh, he was a part of your arm? No, no, no, he grabbed me by the leg. He picked me up. Boy, you put me on his shoulder. It was one of them. It was one of them. Oh, the ground.

How could I, you slamming? Yeah, nigg. With a spill. That boy slammed me. Oh. What? That funny. Boy, I was laid there, then my mother, and then my daddy walked out.

Then the motherfucking rough tried to start Calaisal, it's over, he won. Don't fucking count for it. I said, if I could tap, I'm tapped, I'm done. This is a rap. I said, now, but I said, stop. You can stop, it's over. I should have to stop.

I said, I said, well, you're gonna get the belt over there. I had the belt, the championship bill, it's over there, you're going, you're going, you're going to get it for you, but I'm gone, I'm done. Oh, I was in middle, I was like 12, 13. Oh, my, that's funny. Boom! I hear what...

Ooh! And when I heard that, I knew what it was. Oh, shit. Yeah. I started to think about what was in my stomach. Oh, boy, we showed. We show had them a little slopped of Joe's today. That's what you had to be tight, though, too there.

Boy, a little one piece. Lippoor hanging out a little bit. Oh, Mark Henry. Like I had some leg ligated that wasn't my size my mom? I got to go out somebody, big mama. Boom, ooh! You're gonna do you like that. What?

Not the bird, Nick's, but look regularly. He's dead man, what's going on again? Good luck, buddy. All right. Oh, go ahead. He's fast. The whistle won't even do. The whistle won't even do.

It would be, ah! You down. Out of it. A rap. Hell no. But you ain't never took a shower in middle school in school. No school. That's when they take showers at the school.

Well, it was middle school. Yeah, where the teacher's bad for me? You don't get all this guy with, Deborah. My stomach hurt. Hell no. But they had to take up for admission. They had to lace some baby watch down. Damn, man.

Oh, man. That's funny. Who's going to close off Matt since? I want to invite everybody to hit the concession stand while we switch mats Come on, got to buy a slap We'd like to apologize for that Man, we gotta get the fuck out

I want to give it up for our scholastic readers We've been here for four hours It's time, we gotta wrap this shit up, man We've been working, man Oh shit, man Boy, listen, drop your social media, man Hey man, you can follow me everywhere at O-U-C-O-U-Z-T-S-Y, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook.

O-U-Z-T-S-Y-Y-Y. If you type in O-U-Z to pop-up, because I got a weird last name, and I'm verified on most shit. Verify me on Twitter. I'm not got a new Twitter. They're trying to care for me. So Twitter, verify me.

But, yeah, everything else, O-U-Z. You type in O-U-Z to pop-up. O-U-Z. Okay, man. You fun, this fuck, my buddy, no cap. O-U-Z. You're only O-U-Z? You're only O-Z?

Oh, UZ, me and my sister. That's crazy. On the IG? Yeah, I ain't know if anybody that shit. Me my dad and my sister. A Tyler Perry movie coming y'all this summer. That shit hard. Me my dad and my sister.

Boy, me and my sister, boy. Me my dad and my suit. Yeah. That's a five. That's a bad title. What are you saying that movie? Me my dad in my suit. That's funny.

I'm fucking with you. You're talking about with a sister. The little sister boyfriend ended up being a plug in the end. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm gonna come back on part two. What? Hey, man.

85 Seattle. We have you. Yeah. Yeah. That, nigger. Nigger, I can't laugh no more. I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up.

I'm fucked up about this. You had to tell that story. I'm glad that motherfucker. Well, I forgot about that. Reminded you to say that. That shit. That's so funny about. That's right.

That shit. Ah, shit. Yeah. We just got done doing the 85-stop show. Riddle's podcast on the earth. Hey, Jay-O-Lews. Oh, wait. Oh, me.

See me? Oh, that's crazy, son. I don't know this for. My whole routine in my wife. Shit, kickin' it with the homies. I ain't seen all my niggins together in a minute. You know, it's been a minute since I got the smoke with the, you know what I mean? Game, chop it up.

You know what I mean? D.C. got little roaches growing out of his head. You know what I mean? Clayton doing his thing, you know, Clayton on superhero shit. You know what I mean? Low spirit and started grinding a little bit niggas and got a hole. I mean, you know, niggas is growing up, niggas maturing. Niggas got sponsors.

Niggas don't even remember, I had an episode, we shot an episode of this shit, my crib. Niggas ain't had a little backwood sponsors. What's doing it? You know, shout out the backwood, niggas got little boxes. Look. If I add one thing to what? To the trap. To the trap, one thing?

Boy, if y'all niggas had a little box. Hot pool machine or something, like a little hot dog, little rotisserie. Y'all nick to be... Yeah, you didn't hear a nerd and he said rotisserie. He said hot dog machine, rotisserie. Then you can put other shit on that hot dogs, chickens, shit. Ah, come on. Why is this taking so long?

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