The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - LIGHTSKIN KEISHA in the Trap | 85 South Show Podcast
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I mean, it must not be pay week.
Ain't nobody had to around this motherfucker.
My dad does.
Everybody's shit fucked up around here, man.
I mean, I were waiting.
I was waiting the Friday
Oh, you sound like a bad bitch
You sound like a bad bitch
You got to wait the friday to get your hair there
Ha ha ha ha
You got to let that shit hang one time
I heard that.
What did you took it out?
It was braided.
It was a rap.
No, I took that shit out like three days ago
She got whipped.
He said fuck it.
She started to get buffy.
That's a fool.
Now you know it got puffing.
Why the hell my pitching behind the couch?
That shit just got threw up on the wall.
I can tell.
They don't fuck with me.
Once again, I'm dying here behind the plant.
Yeah, they keep putting me third, huh?
I don't get me damn.
They put me up.
Yup.
Yeah.
Don't be dead, just do it,
just do a kiss you said.
Y.
Yeah, and the back in the way.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do the back head bounce on a song.
Do the back head bounce on.
Do the bank head bounce on some.
Yeah.
Do the back head bow.
No, no.
Do the backhand pound.
Uh-ha.
Bring it all the way back.
Niko must their hair back then in the day, boy.
You know what they?
Bouncing like fuck.
He early hair in the car.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You go to every old nigga club.
It's still gonna be one nigga in there doing that.
Boy, he's gonna go crazy.
Go get Tony!
Don't get Tony!
We got that part, no.
I'm that bitch, tugging this shit.
We're not done.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, DC, you were to act with a fool
let the skate ring on this one.
Oh, yeah, I would have been born back then
with cocaine was cool.
No, how do you say that, man?
Oh, they hit that in.
Gee, d, jane, jane, jim.
They're going to go to a job.
Can't go.
Hey, man, your move about to come out.
Candy can't come out.
Candy can't line.
I knew what's saying it was black.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that she's gonna be hi yeah
Wait a new movie?
Uh huh?
New movie?
Oh, okay.
We hate the mercy.
Okay.
Got one of them lifers then.
Yeah.
It's the end of the month.
I'm 30th, baby.
They're driving their earth.
They're probably gonna play this in all the month.
Christmas movie, it's gonna be play out yeah.
Mm-hmm.
How does celebrity square shit look?
Fly?
Huh?
How does celebrity square shit look?
That's a fucking look crazy.
Yeah.
They try to do season too.
They're trying to go ahead and lock it on in.
Yeah, shit, might as well.
By the way, I told him, I said,
get well, you better hurry up.
You're getting booked up.
You're fucking around to do season two, 225.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Okay.
You better hurry up.
Can you come in Monday and shoot six episodes?
Because I got something to talk on that!
I don't wait on you.
You went on me.
You understand?
I guarantee before the other movie
to be done, they are already in here.
Like, so look, we're trying to do the sequel.
the sequel. So can we try to get your schedules?
We need you to sign on for the next three.
We have four more weeks when it is one.
Right.
We already think they're loving it.
Yeah.
We might as well.
Jay one, what's up with the pimpin, man?
Is the pepper broken?
The engineette is broken?
No, don't say it at.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I thought that was really all right.
I thought it was okay.
Real ghetto bitches.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your voice sound nothing
My voice sound like
All these are all these cold
Thank you
Because you know, people would be like
She sounds so nasally
I'm like, it's an acquired voice
Yeah, that's a little beast
Yeah
Fuck damn
You can't listen to them
Yeah
Like your boy's supposed to be on the train
That's what I'm saying
It's supposed to be over that bitch
Like
Hey, my neighbor, let me get some water, bro.
Huh?
I'm gonna get water, man.
You know what I?
You know what, yeah?
I thought she ridd was asking me for something.
Oh, I'm right.
Don't go, man.
Don't go all right.
Hey, man.
Yeah, you must be thirsty as a must be much.
Me too.
Been on my bad bitch, I'm doing real fine.
I'm doing better than all of my ass.
I fuck shit on the Grammy in real life.
I'm gonna pull up on your bumping their light-skinned kicks in one time, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We need one for the niggas.
We can't have one for the niggas?
I mean, yeah.
That's what I want the song to be called one for the niggas.
Hey, one for the niggas.
Hey, one for the niggas.
Just one for the niggas.
Just right up.
Yeah.
I'm a rich bitch.
Y'all.
I'm a rich bitch.
Y'all, y'all.
Y'all.
Hala.
Hello, hello, hello.
Ah.
Like, y'all didn't get in the cut.
It ain't my fault you people.
Queen of that.
Yo.
I'm a bitch body goes.
My booty, I'm swole.
My niggas ain't rubbing it.
I mean, never need.
You know, nigga be, we hit something on the track.
He's like, y'all.
Yeah, that's my being.
Yeah.
I'll be doing that.
Yeah.
I'm a little phone line.
Don't shadow my name of these diamonds on me.
Don't make sure that I always shine.
These talk, I'm a walk-de-walk, I don't speak that.
None of these pieces are just giving me, and that's just that I'm a damn.
Stay down to and talls, I'm a great-bid.
Keep in my neck because a whole brick.
They must have stuff about now.
I'm a rich bitch.
I'm a rich bitch.
You just like, you don't have bitch and pop your shit, you know?
Like, just go.
You doing bitches?
I think you a grinchist.
I think you a glompson sound real nice.
I like her.
I like her so.
I like her a lot.
voice too. She do. I like her
like Memphis sound. Y'all got a real
I feel like y'all. She reminds me of like a female
money bag.
Mm-hmm. Okay. Because they got that song
they got that like, you know that flow or like
a... She reminded me of Foster Brown.
Really?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
She don't sound like nobody else.
Mm-hmm. She came in rap.
That's what I'm saying. To her flow is crazy. Like, she came
in rapist. You know who flow I like though, too?
Erica Banks. Yeah, she's fired, too. I like her flow.
She didn't need a, uh, uh, uh, uh, a market herself a little bit.
Okay.
I thought she was gonna say something.
Oh, yeah, nah, hair now.
Yeah, exactly, that's all I'm saying.
I thought she was like, ready for it, get ready.
Nah, she's gonna mark her herself, like.
Yeah.
They gotta put her more out there like that.
You know, that should be hard though.
Yeah, that means.
I was just about to say with the internet,
especially like, with girls, with the social media.
It's all time.
It is, but that shit is so, like, ooh.
Catch in the moments, trying to drop in the windows when you're trending or when something that popped off overnight.
You've got to be able to follow up and capitalize off that shit.
I guess we got something to talk about that because you were one of the ones that kind of like started all that shit, though.
Dead ass and the thing is, it's like, I said this the other day.
Either play the pen or turn the music down.
I'm tired of talking to you.
Fucking hard-headed motherfucker.
Don't you see we got light-skinned Kisha in him?
And she prank you.
You're disturbing the baby.
He'd be jamming up in your time.
I know.
He doesn't lay it all on his bag and shit and they're like,
ooh-o-o-wo-woo.
He's trying to talk and he got the water in the,
no, literally the last time I did my ultrasound,
he were waving.
He was like, look, he waving.
He was like.
Don't think about it.
Them industry, baby, they come out, being entertaining now.
Okay.
All right, they want you to know.
Two parents is entertainers.
Mm-hmm.
I just wonder what he's been to, like,
who he's fin of, like, who he's been to take there.
That's what I.
Goofy as fuck.
He'd be turned.
Philly.
Turn to fuck.
up. And I think he's going to look like me.
What's up?
What if you look like the daddy?
That's not be cute, too, though?
Okay.
That's dope.
D.C., we're in here today, man.
Man, we're thinking.
You don't know what rock style on us?
Yeah, this shit sounds sad.
I got some.
I got something.
Hey, wrong with you, man.
What happened to you today, man?
I want some cats.
Man, we got light skin, Kish and his crazy.
Your game system must crash.
It's a family reunion.
It's a family reunion.
It can't play Fortnite.
We got a rap, start, movie,
start, TV, start,
and you're going to play the sad-ass shit.
I ain't cute.
There's no sense.
Now, that sounds like you went to the archive, my boy.
Yeah.
Hey, yeah.
You sound like when you're about to beat the game,
but you've got about two more levels to go.
No count.
By the kid browser ad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh.
By the good pen kid brows ad.
Yeah.
I'm coming for you, peaches.
Hold on.
Let me bring it back.
Oh, I hear you screaming.
Oh, I see you up that, shout, oh, I see you peeking.
Hold on, shawdy, got to be quiet.
Can I don't leave you speaking.
Oh, yeah, he tweaking.
Oh, yeah, he's tweaking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I hear you.
Oh, that's him, hold on it.
It's like, it's like, we squeeze it.
Yeah.
Like, boop, pooh, boop, boop, boop.
Yo.
Yeah.
In the back, what the a thing.
You heard.
That's it hard, no, right now, Jay.
You far with that one?
Yeah, I'm smooth right now.
Mm.
Okay.
They say, you freestyle.
You freestyle better with your eye clothes.
Let me hit one then.
For real, with my eye.
No eyes.
No eyes.
No ass freestyle.
My eye clothes.
Okay.
My eye clue.
My eye cloth.
Let me hear that beat.
Let me go freestyle with my eye clothes.
Let me go ahead and show you where I find those.
I'm from zone for
Nika better gone ho
Listen, boy you're gone though
Fuck that bed up gone bro
Listen, I'm gonna tell you how I do it
With this pimping dog
Ain't catch me slipping, though
You skinny dipping dog
Cause you a bitch nigga
A whole bitch nigga
I met my partner
Got the chopper, that's a switch nigga
No, I'm talking 80 baby
Switch nigger
When your grandma told you
Go outside and pick nigger
And now you gotta go in the ditch
nigga. Like, uh-uh, I'm going to pick this skinny one. It's this, nigga.
No care. You better get me hit, niggum. Yeah.
I fuck with it. Yeah.
I fuck with it. The long way. Let me see what I say. I say, though.
It's my money, and I need it now.
I'm the one that told Chippa'u'A. Bitch, get a cow.
Yeah, yeah.
Had them walking in. Had them spinning out.
Yeah. I took my money and bought like four or five waffir.
That's what a bank is.
Yeah.
I'm with your bitch, nah, nigger.
What you think about that?
Yeah.
And we, friends, we'd be fucking broke.
Yeah.
But we don't like to let every fucking body know.
Yeah.
We keep it between friends.
We said we were gonna stop and end up fucking once again.
Yeah, yeah.
Wayne shit.
And sheen shit.
That's at my home girl.
That's your man.
That's your man.
It's your man.
That's how I feel, man.
Welcome back to the 85 South show.
Yeah, there are.
There, right.
Yeah.
There, right.
Yeah.
Boated the number one show amongst black people
who start watching it, then turn it off halfway,
then come back and watch the rest later on when the food get done.
You know when you pause, we still get the views,
so even if you pause, then keep your TV on there.
Yeah, and I encourage people to just go to the 85 South page
and just click it and just let that shit play.
You ain't watching it anyway, so you might as well just have to just have it.
So you might as well just have us talking in the background.
And we unlocked another ghetto achievement.
What we do?
We unlocked another ghetto achievement.
You know, my whole goal is to just make this shit take over the world.
Somebody on Instagram, I forget who it was, sent me a video of the club the other night.
That bitch was packed, motherfucking, hook a knock.
Lick all down, bitch is twerking.
Niggas are throwing money.
This is not even a strip club.
I'm talking about this looked like about 2009 club.
I'm like, this shit lit.
What going on?
Guess what they put?
playing in the background on the club TV.
The 85 South Show.
Somebody worked at Walmart.
I don't know who it is.
You know how they've seen you the clip
and then the shit disappeared.
You'd be like, damn, I don't know those folks like that.
I wish I would have, you know what I was there?
Man, somebody who worked at the Walmart.
I think it's in like Union City, somewhere down south.
They'll put 85 South show on all the TV.
On all the TV.
On all the TV.
I know they got five.
They thugging like that.
Oh, yeah, they got five.
I don't think they did because they just turned the volume down.
For real?
Yeah, but it's us.
What?
It doesn't mean, man, you see me do this shit.
I know they got five.
I was on porn hug.
For real, huh?
Watching some porn.
Because I'm a freak-ass nigga.
I watched the whole porn hook.
God damn.
From the start to finish, I want to hear the conversation.
I need to know all, I need to know why they fuck.
Right.
Don't just be fucking when I turn it on.
Right.
I want to know how this happened.
What you said to her that made her getting a car with a strange man?
Right.
I watched the whole thing.
They get back to the crib and fuck,
guess what I hear in the background?
What?
85, sir.
I ain't got no lie to tell you.
Come on, somebody.
They ain't got no lie to tell you.
You know what?
We need to, we need to know who that here.
Got that roartes.
We'll get roaches?
We'll get roaches.
They pay for that DVD.
But they didn't pay for us.
It wasn't a DVD porno.
It was just a porn hook.
You got paid for subscription, my boy.
You can hear us in the background.
Tey that is in the building.
Oh, no.
They used our voice, too?
Oh, hell now.
That's rioting.
That song, Trist.
Yeah.
People be sending me links to that shit, like when they watch a porno and they hear us in the background.
No.
Yeah.
This is one dude.
All he hit is big, fat white women.
Like, he'd be gangling.
Like, ha, ha, ha.
All be playing in the background, eight or five, so.
But that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
We got a very special guest in the house with us to date.
This lady is a successful entrepreneur, a rich motherfucker.
She's a movie star, TV, star rapper.
TV star rapper, sanga, R&B singer, choreographer, apartment, owner, manager, complex, rental office lady.
Talk, that's y'all.
Oh, so he's the least off.
Yeah.
On one of the number one TV shows on TV right now.
Right.
Y'all know it's like Keisha.
Talk yo, talk.
Y'all know it's like Keisha.
But that's what I want to talk about first.
Because you remember, you'll be having motherfuckers going crazy about it.
Her name ain't even, Keish.
They have on Google that my name is Samantha Dajon.
Who the fuck is Samantha?
I don't know who the fuck Samantha is.
And I don't know where they came from that, where they came up with that.
But I say, you know, we're just going to roll with it.
Fuck it.
Samantha Dijon.
That's a good one, though.
It's a good one.
But people are really out here believing it because one time I was out and somebody was saying Samantha.
So then with fast forward to now, they really think that my name is Samantha.
Because I was looking around, I'm like, they're like, Samantha.
That's a great way to ignore people knowing that.
That's not your name.
Dead ass.
They're like, her name was Samantha.
Well, if they knew your fucking name was Samantha,
they definitely knew your motherfucking rap name.
They could have just said, let's get Keith.
Yeah.
That's how people be dumb.
People, and they believe anything.
People believe he from D.C.
Fast.
I thought I told people, oh, man, Atlanta, bow.
You can hear it in your damn voice.
They don't count.
They're like, man, I ain't never seen you in D.C.
I said, I ain't never been off hell.
I'm never.
I'm not from you.
I don't know nothing about this place.
The boy I say shoddy.
Okay?
You got to say shorty.
You see.
Right.
Now, they be, what, uh, she's going to be saying?
Slim.
Slim.
You know, Slim.
No, sure, they say, they say shorty.
They say shorty.
They say shorty in Baltimore, though.
Yeah, they say shorty.
Yeah.
And Chicago.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But not shoddy.
Yeah, but we're not saying that.
So we don't say shodder.
We don't even say the whole word.
We take the whole word.
We say the whole.
Yeah.
Hey, shawty.
Yeah.
Yeah.
around cone shop, then I'm like,
I'm like, man,
you're mad,
you know, mommy,
make I turn me back.
Dead ass.
He was like, yeah, I heard you.
Oh, we're making some more history today.
You are our first pregnant guests.
Yes.
That we knew of.
I'm sure we, somebody might have been pregnant on here,
but you actually pregnant.
If it ain't coming up, then I'm the first.
Yeah, you should, yeah.
Shout out to the baby.
Okay.
Fur baby on her.
Fur one.
Fur one.
Fur one.
Fur one.
That's a baby in the middle.
How are you enjoying the pregnancy journey?
I am, but I'm ready to go ahead.
Ready to go and drop now.
This is the first one?
First one.
All right.
I'm ready.
We just clap for that.
Yeah.
You said it.
You said it.
You said it.
I said it.
I said it.
No, I said this is the first baby on the show.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
We got to do another clap.
That's good.
But this is what I pray for.
Word.
I wanted the baby.
So, yeah.
I want a couple of them, though.
How many do you want?
I would say in the perfect world, maybe four, two boys, two girls, but maybe three.
Four is my max.
I don't want to go over four.
But three will be like, you know, ideal.
I wanted a girl, but I'm glad I'm getting a boy first actually now.
That's what's up, man.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
Don't say which one you want and then something else might happen because you'll get mad.
We don't want to be mad.
No, what?
I was just really more so shocked because we just knew that it was a girl.
Right.
Then we had a gender reveal, and I'm seeing all this blue shit in the air, and I'm like,
hold on, wait a minute, they're finned, the pink fin to come out.
No, hell not.
They're like, no, it's...
You're having a boy.
I'm like, what the fuck?
This is crazy, but he even bedded on it, lost money and everything, yeah?
Right.
People was betting on it, they lost money, because we just knew it was a girl.
Damn.
And I should have known.
I should have known.
I should know.
I was like, wow, we're going to have a boy.
But I'm actually excited.
He's going to be lit.
He's going to be so lit.
That's why I'm like you.
I'm like, now I'm like, okay, I'm in the groove of,
okay, I'm for now, a son, a little me.
Like, let's go, let's get it.
You'll be a good, yeah, you'd be a good boy, mom,
because you know, you always, you're out here thugging.
You want to be girly girl, but you can't be a girl right now.
Oh, my God, y'all don't think I'm a girly girl?
No, I'm talking about, everybody wants to be girl girl with their daughters,
but you can't right now.
Yeah.
You got your son, you got to be geister.
You want to play football.
So what?
So when you think of me, you don't think a girly girl?
I don't give girly girl?
Mm-mm.
You give.
God damn.
You give street.
She's more classic, girl and girl.
She's more put together girl and girl
classed than we don't have a long time.
Right. Okay.
Because we got some
we got some stains out there, that,
like... I say, you give me a hood chick.
You get the hood chick.
Okay.
The little chick that know how to dress
I always kept a hat did.
Okay.
Yeah, not like basketball playing.
Okay.
At the game.
Not too tomboy.
You went home and got dressed
real fresh for the game.
Everybody else still made school clothes.
Definitely did.
Definitely did.
Turn back with a whole new outfit.
Yeah, most definitely.
We got what I got on in the third period.
No, period.
Like, no, I'm changing.
Yeah.
Okay.
I ain't got that many clothes to change out like.
No, for real.
No, okay, okay, okay.
Because we was having a little talk about that.
I'm like, y'all don't think I'm girly.
Like, me and my fiancé, he's like,
you're not girly.
And I'm like, what?
I'm like, but I get my nails done.
I always get my, I've always been there today.
Okay.
But I feel like that's still girl.
No, feminine is what you're supposed to because you say, lady.
But ladies don't be, everybody don't be in today.
I don't know, my sister's alcohol.
Her finger would be dead up.
Be out there talking of, float what a little, I'm like, I don't know about a girl.
She opened a bill with her nail done.
But then she out there with her nail did.
I don't know I can.
Hair going to be done.
And I always been in the purses.
Yeah.
Carry me a purse.
She got a bag.
She ain't got a purse.
No, he said she got a bag.
but she's got no first.
Yeah, she got the bag.
Yeah, okay.
Now, you've been pop up your shit
for a long time.
Then you open a door for these motherfuckers down here
and a...
You were the first motherfucker I heard
that made the period shit go crazy.
You know, everybody always says that.
You did.
And I just be like...
You did.
It is what it is.
You didn't need any leaks of this shit.
What the fuck that big?
I like the whole...
She started all this.
You can't hear the show without any.
The whole period word was just like a...
I don't know.
know. I've been saying period for
so long. Like
that's just like, I don't even notice when I be
saying this sometimes. But then
like when my talking videos, remember when I used to do my
little talking videos and stuff? I did be period, period, period.
And then it was a
big old thing, child.
Man, so take it back, man. How did it?
How did it start? Where did
like skin, Kisha, come from?
Like, skin, you're talking about the name
or you're talking about just me in general?
The name, the water. Bring it back. Bring it
back. You claimed it. You owned it.
Well, one of my favorite.
movies is belly. Okay. So you remember Keisha. Right? That was DMAX Tommy girl.
She's like a kid on Naomi. Exactly. Exactly. You didn't talk about the one that was in the car.
No. No. The DMX, his girl girl girl. The one that was just laying up. Like when I first
saw that movie, I thought if you had a bad bitch, she was literally just going to be laying at the
crib with baby hall along and lingerie. Oh, I'm sorry. I see I left you and I'm like, all right,
let me get back. All right. That's what I thought though. If you got a chick that
that she was just going to lay at the house
with baby oil on and drawers
with a black light on. I did.
Because the first time they showed us, she was just
laying out of her drawers like. But she was so
bossy, though. It was like, you knew
like when Tommy came up in the house, he was like,
hey, y'all got to be, y'all got to chill because, you know, Kisha
upstairs, like, you don't want her coming down here
tripping on everybody. You can be saying that, even when their girl
ain't bad, though. Okay.
It was a scenery.
My girl's sleep. Man, don't give a fuck by that big
fiddly. Roll up, my name.
But in her house, though, so you gotta be crying.
Yeah.
No, that dad-ass though.
But it was like she was just that bossy-ass bitch
that everybody, like, respect it.
And I just, like, love that character.
Yeah.
She was, like, running shit, like regulating.
So I'm like shit.
I'm like skin-key.
She wasn't even loud
and she still got up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dead-ass.
What the fuck?
Nothing since we walked in.
But what if they were on all, though,
it was just sweating like a motherfucker.
They go off the fuck up in that bitch.
They show did.
They were two bucks for the life.
They were like, man, we got to walk you down a little bit.
She's bad.
She's going to fucking.
She's up, for sure.
But no, I love her.
So I was like, shit.
You're a light skin version.
Just, you know, light skin, Kisha.
I can see that.
I fuck with it.
So where the music come from?
When you started dipping and dabbing in that?
I started dipping and dabbing in that.
I was just, honestly, it all be like,
I feel like I'm one of those people that's like,
when you don't, this shit was never even a part of the plan.
I just prayed.
I just knew something was going to happen.
So, you know, but I always, like, been around music.
Like, when I was younger, we had a studio in our house and shit like that or whatever.
So they always, I just always knew I was going to do something.
But I used to be one at the table, like, beating and then I out at school.
Like, you know what I started freestyling everybody?
Hey, you know, doing all that type of shit.
So then I was like, okay, well, let's fuck around in the studio.
Fucked around, made a couple of songs, and then one just actually, like, stuck.
But it came from a video that I went viral on.
So when I was like, oh, it's act up season.
We're going to act up on these niggas.
You know what I'm saying?
and then it went viral
and I was like, shit,
I'm gonna just make a song from it
and then people started fucking with it.
To the point to where, like,
it'd be that accidental shit,
that just go crazy.
And then to the point to where
when I released it in a week,
I was a sound cloud,
I started out on SoundCloud,
and then it had like a million
fucking plays in like a week.
Did you know we had a tour
called Act Up Summer?
No.
Off that fucking, like-skinned case and shit.
Act-up season.
The whole act-up season.
Yeah.
win? The first one.
The first one. We did, we did numbers on that
bitch. Because when you dropped it,
I had did a freestyle. And
it was to call act up summer. They want to ride
some dick. It's an act up summer.
See, I wasn't great. She wanted to
ride some dick. Hey, she wanted to rise some dick.
Because you were talking about all the shit, women about
the grass lab and do. Like, we meant to go acting by them.
Like, no, you're going to be razzed dick. All summer, they're
like an old-ass freak-an uncle, man.
Yeah, man. We did.
He won that. He remember that shit.
When Tyler was, yeah, when Tyler was on that bitch.
That's crazy.
I did not even know that.
But it was to the point to where girls, we're going to act out?
We're going to act up.
I'm like, shit, act the fuck up then.
Let's do it.
And I was encouraging the niggas to go outside because they were about to be razz.
Turn up on us.
Every time, you realize they only act up in the summertime.
Yeah.
They'll act up when the one that took home.
The whole time, I've been cuffed.
You been cuffed the whole summer.
Be in a relationship.
Why do it be like that, though?
Like, all the women that's telling everybody to turn up.
Got a nigg.
Well, no, let me tell you something.
Actually, during that time, when I had went viral,
I was dealing with, like, a little situation
or whatever.
It was like a fuck nigga.
It was a little fuck nigga.
That's a nigga.
Hey, shit.
See what she's going to say?
And I was really worse on getting over the situation,
but that shit made me like,
a nigga fucked around and had a baby and lied, basically.
How you lied on the baby?
Basically had a baby by another girl or whatever,
lied, said it was his cousin.
Crazy as fuck
No, you gotta take care of your cousin
baby one day
I would have just lied like that nigga
on that one seat
Literally though
Like you got to take care of your cousin baby
Remember that one nigga
I'm like girl I got to this baby
What the fuck?
I would have did that
No, it was just crazy
But
Niggins gonna try to hire the baby
bro
Man
So you didn't know the whole pregnancy
And then like the baby was born
I didn't know shit
First of all
Shout out to that nigga
For being able to have
Had a pregnancy
The whole time
I don't know who he is
But as a black man, that nigger pulled off a feat.
That niggas a real liar.
Yeah.
He's a professional liar.
Salute to that nigger.
That's crazy.
You was devastated.
You would never believe how the shit happened.
The shit happened was like, okay, boom.
I made the video, right?
Boom, go viral.
It was so scary to me how shit was moving fast that I just started preying.
Because I'm like, I don't know what the fuck is going to happen.
I understand that.
I feel that.
Phone, like, going crazy.
People hit me up.
Do you see that you are?
You ever read?
I was just like, listen, God, I don't know what's going on.
And I don't know what's going to happen,
but I'm like, please remove anybody
that don't need to be around me
or that's, you know what I'm saying,
like not good for me in whatever situation you,
whatever path you're going to take me in life.
Boom, the next day, I'm literally scrolling,
Explore Page.
I just see somebody that look familiar
in a motherfucking Burberry shirt.
Not the burb-the-nigger had the burberry shirt on.
So he didn't even question the paternity.
He knew it was his baby.
You only wear the burberry shirt
Nick said that he had to go make a play with his cousin
in Orlando and he would fin to come see me
You only wear the burberry shirt when you know it's your baby
And he went somewhere else with the burberry shirt on
He was in Orlando at that baby shower
With the shirt on
But you was in Orlando too
No I was in Atlanta
He said he was going to come see me
I was in Atlanta
So when I clicked on the
No basically okay so he said he was fin to make a play
Like a little play with his little cousin
You know what I'm saying da-da-da
He's really going to Orlando to go to the baby shower
and after his baby shower, he was going to come to Atlanta to see me.
So I'm like, okay, cool.
But then when I see that, I'm like, oh, you went to Orlando.
This is what you're doing in Orlando.
You're not making a play.
He's not being a deadbeat.
He was going to leave.
You're not, you're not making a play.
The play is the baby shower.
Right.
Burberry.
Burberry.
Burberry.
All I know, they didn't follow.
They got Burberry.
Yeah, that's it.
Burberry.
Amen.
Posed up.
Damn.
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so you let one baby to break y'all up you know it's crazy is i really i wasn't even really
in a relationship but one of the situation where you just like you just fucking with a nigga
you know you fucking with somebody you know what i'm saying it's not no real yeah but it was
already like to the end to where i was like this ain't
You say nothing.
But that sealed the deal.
I'm like, oh, this over with.
That's over with.
Thank God.
That's going to go crazy.
Crazy as fuck.
You wasn't devastated.
That shit that hurt?
Hell no.
Because I was already checked out of the situation,
but it was like more so I just needed something.
You know, that one little.
icing on the cake.
That was it.
That was it.
That was it.
Well, for all the ladies watching, you know,
give us some advice how you get over some shit like that.
Who shit?
I don't know.
You got to have a strong.
She turns up, nigg.
But see, me, I'm a.
She popped off after.
Yeah, you turn.
Because when you also, when you also start, like, when you lay out the, okay, the options,
like, what's, is this even adding to what the fuck I have going on?
Right.
Am I fin to let this fuck up what I have going on or where I'm feeling where it can take me?
Right.
Hell no, I'm not letting nothing to fuck me up for shit.
Ain't nothing getting in my way.
I don't give it down.
So you popped off and did your motherfucking thing?
Did my motherfucking thing.
Shit.
You gotta hit him with a more too, man.
Get my motherfucking thing.
Bounce back?
Bounce back.
who love me.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
Y'all be on social media
and love like a motherfuckering, man.
One time for black love.
No, for real.
You got the podcast jumping.
And it's real love, too.
That ain't know.
You've been jumping off the podcast, man.
What made y'all do it?
Because I feel like
me and him have so many conversations.
Like, we could just sit, like,
if he was here, like, even if the cameras was off,
we could sit here and we could probably talk hours
and hours just about shit just
in general.
You know, we have so.
So many different conversations, we're like, let's put this shit on the fucking camera.
And it's like, we don't really see too many of that, no, too many couples, black couples at that doing that, you know?
So it's just we're always figuring out ways to do shit together because, I mean, I feel like there's more power in that, you know?
So, yeah, and now we're doing it.
Teach motherfuckers like when she, not quote-on-quote, get bad, ain't no such thing is get bad.
Yeah.
You're going to, you're going to get on your nerve from time to time.
You're going to get hard.
So when they get on your nerve, what should you go to for them not be on your nerve?
no more.
Well, let me just say nothing is perfect.
So, like, he's a Gemini.
I'm a Virgo.
Crazy.
Yeah, I'm Virgo.
That's hard to do.
And I'm a Virgo woman.
He's a Gemini man.
Gemini man be crazy as fuck.
It's a lot to deal with.
It's a lot to deal with.
But I think, I don't know.
I feel like we'll give each other space.
But we always, like, have that moment to where it's like, who else?
Right.
Because everybody always be thinking that it's going to be greener on
other side, we don't think like that, because at the end of the day, sometimes it really
don't be greener on the other side.
You know why it's greener on the other side?
Why?
Because they fertilize it with bullshit.
That's why the grass over there is so fucking green.
Then you get over there and find out that ain't even real fucking grass.
It ain't.
That's that fucking shit you like.
That shit be fake as hell.
Man, let me tell you some.
People be in this world of feeling like, oh, if you're in a relationship, it's going to be so
perfect.
Cook you cut it da-da-da-da.
Fuck all of that.
There's no relationship that's perfect.
It's like even if you go over here, you're still going to be.
be arguments. It's going to be disagreements. It's going to be
shit. But who you're willing to deal with that
shit with? You get what I'm saying? I'd rather
deal with my nigga who
I didn't really been through the bullshit
with. Like, we didn't seen each other broke.
We didn't been around. I remember when he was in his
motherfucking Honda, two-door living
at his mama. He remember when I was staying out
of hotels living out of my car, I had motherfucking
laundry baskets in my trunk.
What's you doing living out of the hotel?
Because, I mean, shit, I didn't know where to stay.
He was real, nigga. He was putting me in the hotel,
making sure that I was goddamn good.
You know, the visa was in.
That's what it was.
A whole gang of siblings.
You see what happened?
I said, I'm reading on my nose.
You got a whole gang of siblings.
I do.
How many?
It's eight of us.
That's a lot.
Eight of us.
How many of them are playing?
How many mom and my dad is there?
Um, well, here we go.
See, every time you ask black people without their family,
they got to break this shit down.
My daddy only had three kids.
Okay.
So it's only me, Randy Rashana.
Right.
The oldest three, they got the same daddy.
And then the younger two, they got the same daddy.
Oh, okay.
See, this is how black people explain their family.
Yeah.
See, my little sister got her own dad.
Right.
And then my little brother got his own daddy.
Yeah.
But then me and my other brother, our daddy, ain't my little sister daddy.
Yeah.
My mama was married twice, and then the last two, she ain't married another.
Nick, my sister, that's a funny.
My sister got the nigger before her daddy, a lad name.
My uncle and his baby brother got the same daddy.
You got your old daddy lad, and I ain't great.
Well, you got the digger before.
So my oldest uncle and his baby brother got the same daddy,
but it's about three more uncles in between them.
And then it's two daddies that want nobody to talk about the other one.
I see, my own country.
If my mama ever went with your daddy, my fault's one of your family.
You know, mom, you should talk their dad, that's how it could.
They are cousins.
I had one of them.
How are you talking about?
No, they not.
I had one of them freak-ass grandma who get mad when people started asking who they
daddy is.
Don't ask me about that motherfucker.
You ain't been asking.
Why you want to know your damn
dad all of a sudden? Didn't I do
everything for y'all? No, literally, right?
It'd be like that.
You get it. We want to know the daddy.
They'd be like, fuck that nigga.
Exactly.
That's black people's shit, though, man.
Do your shit, though. Yeah, I'm still
going, though.
When you first heard your song on the radio, like,
What was that feeling?
What went through your head?
You were like, what the fuck?
I thought that shit was a joke.
It's like, what the fuck am I doing on the radio?
You're like, what?
Like, that's your shit is crazy.
But even harder than that, though,
what about when the sound cloud start jumping?
Because, you know, that's one of them shit
where it's like, you could post on it.
And people were sniff on.
But that's what I'm saying?
That shit accidentally happened.
So, like, when I seen that,
I'm like, what the hell?
And it's so crazy because I got to,
I have so many different, like, sections of my whole, like, career and how everything popped off.
So I'm staying in, I'm living out of my car.
Right.
Stay in hotels and shit.
I ain't got to know where to stay.
Fucking, my manager and the person who was, like, helping me at the time.
Shout out to Jay Rich.
He was like, do you know that you have, like, $4,000 in an account on your tune core from your music?
And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Right.
He's like, yeah, like, you have, like, $4,000.
$1,000, like, and da-da-da-da, mind you, I'm broke his shit.
So I didn't know that I'm having this shit, you know what I'm saying?
So I'm like, what?
We go to check or whatever.
I'm like, man, I'm going to go get me a motherfucking apartment in this bitch.
And that's exactly what the fuck I did.
But before I had did that, Koka, he took me to IKEA.
I've never been to IKEA.
I had never heard of it.
So he took me aside.
He's like, man, this shit ain't nothing.
Like, don't let these people tell you it's hard to get an apartment.
Because, you know, sometimes when you ask people about certain shit,
they'll, like, they'll put their fear into you.
You gotta have six times the rent, first month, deposit.
It's hard.
That paperwork is so much.
It's hard as fuck.
Like $500.
Come, mom.
I'm like, they're like, you're trying to live in the city.
Oh, hell, no, that shit ain't going to happen.
Don't you do it?
Coker like, man, fuck that.
He's like, you don't know if you never.
He was like, you won't know until you try.
Right.
So he took me to IKEA.
I see how they got the room set up and shit.
I'm like really good.
I'm like interior decor.
So I'd be like, ooh, I'm like, this is nice.
Mm-hmm.
Next day, I just got up.
I had my little documents together,
pay stubs, you know, all that shit.
I go to three apartments that day.
I got into the third.
I got to prove for it.
I was like, stay right the fuck here.
I said, I'm going to go get that money order.
And I got that money from that tool court account.
Exactly.
I won't be right back.
I love that shit.
Literally, and I was like, I remember walking in that bitch,
and I just cried because I was like, damn,
I don't came a long motherfucking way.
Like, I got to get these motherfuckie baskets out of the goddamn trunk.
Man, tell me about that shit.
That shit was serious.
I used to be in the Washington.
doing that comedy man
and you're like having that paperwork and shit
yeah trying to prove where your income came
for I lived in the most ghetto shit
that they had me
what um it was in
Marietta
oh Hickory Lake
anybody that know about Hickory Lake
could tell you that motherfucker was
the get too
your doe had a rat do on it
no nigga I stayed look the way that they got them
bitches set up they got the bottom level
the middle level which is just like
You know, like regular, but I'm under that bit.
Every time in rain, my goddamn, my front door full of water.
But they didn't give a fuck when you paid the rent.
Nigger, that shit was so ghetto.
Half of my building burned down, and they were like,
you can just stay until you get ready to move, you know, all that shit.
I'm going to stay.
I'm bullshit you now.
Nigger.
They called it, Hickory Lake.
You can tell the shit used to be nice when they first opened it.
But in the middle of the apartment complex,
They had a dirty-ass, like, man-made lake,
and they used to find all kinds of shit in there.
I'm walking to the weed man house one day.
I seen a snake so goddamn big.
It looked like it was going to be in the Anaconda movie.
Like, you had to walk over this.
It was this little bridge.
Nick, I thought somebody was, like, walking through the path.
Nick, it was a big-ass snake down now.
Is it still up?
No, they towed that shit down.
Some white people bought it, and they put the fence around it.
It's townhouses all through that bitch, all kind of parking.
Space is beautiful over there.
To my all kind of parking space.
Like, right.
So I want to take it back to the SoundCloud shit, right?
Right.
A lot of people be sleep on the slime.
Like, I remember the SoundCloud, but then folks started to get discovered of SoundCloud.
Like, how are you one of those artists who got discovered of SoundCloud?
What was that like?
To be honest, I don't even know if I got, okay, so, like, I mean, I promoted.
I just literally put up a snippet on Instagram.
I'm dancing to the song and shit, and people are like, oh, hell, yeah, you know.
we want that shit to drop.
I dropped that bitch, and I don't know.
Like, it just went up.
And I wasn't, you know, sometimes when you just not paying so much attention on something,
it'll fuck around and blow up.
And that be the shit.
So it was just like, damn.
I'm like, I'm doing this shit.
Like, this is going crazy.
So I'm like, let me get back into the studio.
I stayed my ass in the studio, though.
Always is in the studio.
And the next thing, no, I fuck, the Rhonda got signed.
What you tell me.
No, let me not.
That's not an accident.
That was, that was, that was, that was.
Right, because he was supposed to.
Yeah, right.
That was what's what's supposed.
L.A. Reed.
L.A. Reed.
Yeah.
That's heavy, especially being in Atlanta.
Exactly.
A lot of history right there.
Exactly.
A lot of history.
Solo, I might be, like, his first solo female rap artist ever signed.
Mm-hmm.
To him.
Wish your love for all the college business.
He designed other female, but I was the first.
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Stop.
Like.
We didn't even got to the TV.
She didn't get this.
So you don't talk about TV
So you don't parlay your rap career
And to being on, like, one of the docus shows on TV
Yeah
And it ain't just like you in the background
You're on there popping your shit
Yeah
They need you
What's that like?
I know so
I know so
You said it I did it
I was that again
I love that shit
I give you good shit to say and you're not just
You know what I'm saying
You ain't playing something colorful
Like, you're actually in the cast and you have a role and you're doing shit.
Yeah.
I like that.
I had to do something for him today, too.
I had to do a little insert or whatever because, you know, the strike is over.
Word.
You're going to get ready to.
Yeah, exactly.
Let's go.
Yeah.
I believe it's going to be the year that let me play a villain or a low-down-ass nigger.
Oh, come on.
That's literally how I want to break in.
Come on.
I want to play the most low-down nigger, do about five episodes and get blown away.
And I can see that shit.
You're going to get blown away.
So five in a little bit going to get blown away.
But I want one of that.
them dramatic death.
I didn't want to go.
No.
Right.
You're still a bitch.
No, literally.
I can see it.
That was a theme right there.
I can't stand none of you, nigga.
Yeah.
No, literally.
Well, nigga died with a tongue out.
But I don't want to still be about three episodes as a dead body.
No.
And on the next episode.
The scene they found Frederick.
He still got it body, man.
Dead-ass.
Ride me around in the van for three weeks.
Still show me.
Show my body in every week.
One shoe on like a motherfucker,
just hanging from under the cover.
Like, why y'all still got this damn body in the back?
They don't know what you do with me.
They don't know what you do with me.
Like, why?
You know what I kicked me on that for three episodes.
That's the damn body in the back seat eating this stuff.
I'm just blanking in a van, man, man.
Burry me by the Stad house.
Bear me on the college campus.
For real.
Hey, man.
You talk about, I just ride me around.
That niggas just in the back.
What is he still doing in the bag?
What was that?
Three weeks ago.
You only took his ass to the damn client coroner.
Like, what the fuck?
I don't call those action.
Right.
No, literally.
People in front.
See, he having a serious that conversation.
They don't assume they in the body of their feet.
in front of it.
We can hear that burning.
How did that come about, though?
How did you end up on that show?
Oh, man.
Power.
Look at him.
Look at his feet.
Look at his feet.
Exactly.
Remember I said that.
Remember I said that.
Nigger, what?
Why, that's funny.
No, that's funny, EZ.
But I don't know.
Well, I do know.
I thought it was a joke again.
I just be thinking shit be too rich.
Shit, no, me, flying.
She'd be dead.
These are blessings.
I know it's such a big blessing.
But matter of fact, Johnny called me, like,
they want you to be on the spinoff of power.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Like, no way.
Like, what the hell?
What do you mean, me?
Like, why me?
They're like, no, they want you to be on the spinoff.
So I'm like, okay, well, when I travel,
I usually travel with me, him to security or whatever.
They're like, but he, like, the thing is,
you can't bring nobody.
I'm like, well, who the fuck's trying to kill me?
Because I ain't did shit.
You all want me to fly to New York by myself?
Like, this is crazy.
But I just was like, you know, if something happened,
I ain't going down without a fight.
Right.
I'm tall.
I got a little, yeah, I had to go.
God damn.
Because you can't, can't nobody come on set with you.
Wow.
Because it's a real tight set.
They were in a real tight ship over there.
Ain't no extras.
You're going to have to get approved for that or something.
But, you know, I ain't knowing shit.
But I did it.
But I knew it was real when I actually, like, walked in there
and I seen all the signs, like, Ghost Wardrobe and da-da-da-da-da.
And they're like, hi, L-S-K.
Would you like, would you like, would you like to be called
Light-Skin, Kisha, like, L-S-K?
L-K, motherfucker, okay.
Okay.
L-S-K.
They literally-K.
They called me L-S-K.
They'd be like, okay, L-S-K walking to set.
I'd be like, okay.
Who on the motherfucker-Wil, walking for me.
DC-Y.
DC-YF, nice to have you.
I'm like, nigger.
I got a nice little catch to it.
No, it did, no. It's like, okay.
D.C. Y. It's nice to have you.
Right.
I thought that shit was a joke, though, and I'm like, damn.
But when I really knew it was real, it was when we went to that motherfucker,
and the first table read I ever went to, I walk in, I see Mary J. Blige just casually get up.
I'm like, girl, how you doing?
She's like, okay.
I want to go over Mary J. Blige's house so bad.
Why?
I just know it's for a good time over there.
I bet it is.
I bet her kitchen nights.
I bet this motherfucker just sitting around playing cars and she got like,
it smelled like apple pie and shit.
She always got a mean-ass furrow.
I know.
I just know it's fun over there.
She doesn't want to be boggling.
She don't want y'all nigs over there.
I know, but like in the summer,
if she was having like a little cookout,
a little get-together or something,
I want to be over there.
Yeah.
Because I'd be like,
Nick, I'm a little Mary-Jay Blize out, me.
Big King, the Big Yard.
Nick, good grass.
All that.
I'm extra.
Good grass.
Good grass.
Look at that thick-ass grass.
Yeah.
That you want to walk through with no shoes on.
It's shit like that.
I got dreams, too.
I know.
I thought that shit was crazy.
MJB, how are you?
MJ?
We got them J.B.
Walking and said.
He got a little ring to it, though.
That's why.
Mm-hmm.
Then I see Metta Man.
I see Lorenz Tate.
I see all these people in the room.
I'm like, I'm damn about to have a fucking panic attack.
Damn.
Because you know, like,
and I don't.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
We're on the five spinoff.
You're on the power.
You're a five-powered.
You played the little politician, dude.
That'll be on some mood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, and I'm on the spinoff that they thought wasn't going to be it.
That's the motherfucker got four spinoff now.
That motherfucker's spin-off is spinning off and spinning off.
Oh, for sure.
But they didn't think that, they thought that because Ghost wasn't going to be in it,
that it wasn't going to be big.
People was already doubting it.
Like, no.
What about the one with Woody and Tyreek?
That's ghost.
No, that's the one.
No, go, okay, okay.
Number one.
Told him 50, man.
Stop playing, man.
I'm going to get him some shit, man.
I want to be on there with Tommy here.
You want to be on force?
Yeah, I'll be on there.
Tommy, we got to go.
Listen, I'm about to be a dead body in three episodes, Tommy.
We need to make this shit.
You got, that's all they do.
And he's not proud and having sex.
Tommy don't play.
Tommy don't play. Tommy cold.
He cold.
Don't worry, about it.
I'm about do my own sit come.
I'm tired of ass going to work with niggas.
And they just be like, I got you.
I look like I got your ad type of nits.
You in there, man.
Right.
Nah.
You'll be surprised how many tired, nigga, be like,
I got you.
And I just be like, all right.
Would you play a drug addict?
Yeah.
I can see that.
Why?
Oh.
How you can just see that?
I can see that.
You can play the...
Look, there we go.
You could play that shit.
I live around drug at it.
That motherfucker ain't been seeing 10,
he ought to be no drug at it.
Man, I thought that they was...
I thought they was gonna really do another Friday
and let you do that.
You know how this shit be.
It's like five, six people that are on this shit, so...
Damn.
And it's so many different characters that pass, too,
so it's just like, ooh.
I just wish they were just rewrit a whole other script.
Yeah.
Because Chris Tudder's saying here to do a movie with me
if he play my dad.
my dad.
They can be any fucking movie.
The fuck.
Anybody.
Are you hearing me?
Yeah.
Chris said he would do it
if he'd be my dad.
Yeah.
Hi, dad.
Man, it could be
full rush hours.
You're talking about
I don't give me a foot.
It could be a minute, man.
I don't give it down.
Please.
Money talks again.
Money talks again.
Money never talked.
Money still talking.
Money silent.
Quiet money.
My money.
that mix with your money.
Fuck, I'm talking about,
come on with it.
We ain't wait no more, though.
We just, we're just producing.
Don't worry about, see what they're fucking around
and did.
I'm going to go ahead and spit the bean.
I got a plug in Dubai.
Okay.
Everybody got a plug.
Man, them are the nicest rich motherfuckies
in the world.
No, cut it home.
I got a plug in Dubai.
My boy wants me writing four rap song.
They're a million a piece.
My boyfriend,
he gave what my boy said.
Boy, I'll put you in a little.
the movie want to be. I said, get what, quit talking
my dad. Cut the check.
He goes money. That's how we're going to have to do it.
We got to call the Saudi Arabians and shit.
And called the money straight. I got
an electric car. What you're trying to do?
They got that new money, that shit,
that'll give you a paper cut.
Yeah. But wait. You're in B.M. Left.
I'm in.
You already got your foot in the dog. They killed
him. No, I shot a nigga.
Yeah, you shot a nigga. Yeah, I shot a nigga.
Well, he in jail on the next season.
I'm in power?
Oh, not power.
I mean, I'm in B&M.
I ain't in power.
I thought, I don't know.
What that shit on?
Fid to put me in.
You're in BMF.
Damn, they ain't going to put you.
Oh, no.
See y'all.
So they keep calling me and do the gazed and shit.
Hey, we need you going to hit somebody.
You in there.
You're in there.
Fuck, fuck, come.
Shet the van, though.
See me in 10.
I'm sitting in that bitch.
You're going to get in that.
I'm getting in there.
You're getting in there.
They do BMF here, too, right?
I'm a pull up in the old school bins and Bob Brits.
And then we're driving for a little.
They got rolled off with the last episode.
I see it, tear, bitch.
I am Mr.
Mr. Season finale, though.
You are.
You put me in the season finale, though.
Exactly.
You're already in there.
I need to be in the season, and you like the season for now.
You got the shooter nigga on TV, man.
Exactly.
You got to shoot a nigga on TV.
I know.
And everybody, and you know what, I got excited
because niggas was really mad that I shot that nigger.
Hey, well, he's my deal.
Oh, wait, now I catch you.
I'm hitting niggas back.
Bitch, you're going to get the same treatment.
On anything I love.
They'll be taking that shit so weird.
They're like, but I can't leave.
I said, bitch, find that.
Don't do like, don't do like pop.
You got to come out of character.
You can't be out here.
Oh, man, shit.
Digger running up on me time I was a wild shot somebody.
I got something for it.
Why are you doing it like that?
But people be taking that shit so serious?
But they love.
They're like, Bresandra, you don't got pregnant
You better still be in class
I'm like, wow
Like, you got pregnant by Rashad Tatee, then you?
Huh?
Y'all see
They wrote the whole other story
Like
They like back to work, Breshaar
We don't give a fuck about that baby
But they're good
That people are too dead
Yeah, but it's crazy
They really think this shit
In like real life
They go too crazy about it
You know this shit happened in the 90s right
My boy
People pissed off at Tarete
I'm born in 92
Jiko was mad at him
He came home wild enough.
I think I remember this.
He goes to try to whoop him with a bell.
He got a little disrespectful-ass thing.
You, man, when Tyree came, he was like,
I got something for that dick.
I was like, what did he do to you?
What did he do?
I got some fun this thing.
Oh, he's serious.
Yes, he's serious as well.
That is crazy.
Them my nigga too, man.
Because that's a good-ass show, though.
I'm not going to lie.
He ain't a lot of all them shit is good.
You know what's crazy, though?
I remember when the sister was on there.
Who?
On the, when Tarig had a sister.
Oh, Raina.
The dark skin.
See, it's been so long people
I don't forget.
I got a picture with her somewhere.
What about the ghost?
First, it's Tariq's real mother.
The one who was supposed to
been the lawyer?
The dark skin girl.
Tasha?
I mean...
She got popped, didn't she?
What do you?
Tasha got popped?
You got your shows mixed up.
Yeah.
It's Tasha, nigga.
Tasha ain't get popped.
Because she was talking to ghosts
and didn't realize
she was dealing with
the, the, the, the, the, the,
not the lawyer, but the detective, remember?
She didn't get shot, though.
She never got shot?
No.
No, she's in, fucking...
She's in witness protection?
Yeah, witness protection.
She's got to be in the whole.
We got to binge watch all the shows.
I'm going to put all...
I don't put it on top of it.
You didn't have three shows listed.
I'm reading four books and two times, right?
What show are you talking about?
Which book is this?
Help me.
The power book.
No, literally.
No, that shit is lit.
though, bro. He got like four, five shows off at one time.
And I'm confused.
And I'm confused.
And I'm confused.
Another one off of the boy from BMF to crazy, nika.
Which one?
Lamar.
Yeah.
They say, he just died.
What you gonna do?
Bring them back?
I love that show.
But you know, see, they do a whole.
BAMF lit.
Nica, they got Charlie Wilson singing the thing.
BML lit.
That's shit hard.
Trying to get mine.
You know why I like BML because they season.
That's the point.
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a.
You can lip me up.
You're okay.
That can go hard.
I'm like, oh, okay.
Okay.
Remember when they tried to switch the power song to Trace songs?
To Trace.
Who, fuck that.
Said, no.
Go back to jump and they say this is the big bitch town.
Come on with the rich town.
That's what we won't.
They say this is a big rich town.
Okay.
Yeah.
You just come from the broke bitch part.
Oh.
They didn't say that.
Oh.
That's how they said that.
bad. But that's my version that I
said. Right, right. That's my shit.
Yeah. We still number one, though.
It's a friendly competition.
Congratulations. It's a friendly competition.
I mean, if I was a regular, I'd probably be like,
don't say that again, but
hey, I guess you are a number one.
Man, we had light skin kiss and a skit before all this shit
popped off at the very first
Smilf's old bar show. Right. Exactly.
Exactly. I believe in you first.
You showed it.
God.
God.
Go way back.
Facts.
Yeah.
Damn, nice skin, cheese.
I remember when y'all was doing that.
That was good, though.
Didn't I do one of your videos?
You sure did.
Show down dead.
He came all the way to California.
Damn.
Show did.
Show damn dead.
Been fucking with you.
Tremil.
Mm-hmm.
So damn did.
Mm-hmm.
You played the freak-ass, was it, instructor or something shit?
No, he was at, he was selling, like, fruit juices or smoothies or something.
You was at the little smoothie stand.
That's what I'm saying.
Some freaky shit, wasn't it?
Yeah. It was like, thank you.
I'm like, girl, I'm just happy to be it.
But no, you came in.
It was like, okay, he came in, had to get on.
But he came, he showed up.
That was a long set.
I was just talking about that.
I said, that's when I realized, like, that shit was getting real.
I'm like, I ain't never been on a damn video shoot set for 15 hours.
This shit is crazy.
Knock it out.
He'd get real.
He got to get out there and be the best work out later.
Okay, they was really painting sets, like by hand, like, this shit took hours.
I'm like, golly, this is serious.
So this is what it's like in Hollywood, for real.
You're glad when you got a label behind you, show you're going to spend that money yourself.
See, things are just so different, though, now.
Things are so different.
Especially from, like, when I came out now, like, the industry just so changed.
What you mean? Break it, break it down.
I don't think, uh...
I don't think you really even have to, like...
See, this is what I say about acting, right?
I feel like people always be like,
which one do you like more?
And I'd be like, well, acting to me,
I love acting because, like,
I just get inspired by being around all of my castmates and shit
and I just see how, like, you can't fake it when you acting,
when you're on that TV.
Was this something you always wanted to do?
Absolutely.
I always wanted to do acting.
Now, that's something that I definitely knew that I wanted to do.
But you can't fake it.
Like, when you're on a screen and you acting or whatever,
people can tell, like,
Okay, no.
You know what I'm saying?
But with music, you ain't got to do, you ain't got to be real about shit.
That's why so many people out here being, they're pretenders, but they can make a song
and that shit can be a, they can make a record and that shit go crazy.
So it's just like, music is just different now.
Like, you don't really have to have bars.
You can get on that bitch, be like, A, B, C, D, I do you nigger want to fuck with me and
that shit gonna go crazy.
That shit will go crazy though.
That shit will go crazy.
They do it.
Give it to it.
You know.
That shit will go crazy, though.
And that'll be on.
And the next thing you know, everybody on TikTok, like,
doing all that shit.
And that's it.
Because it's hard to have some stick nowadays to be like,
oh, that shit is stick and keep people attention
with all the other shit that's going on.
You're like, all right, you got that other shit,
but they can come back and watch this shit.
Yeah.
It's hard.
It's hard, though.
It's just, like, remember back in the day,
if you had a,
fucking, if you had a Beyonce, you know what I'm saying,
dropping an album or something, you're going to go to the targets,
the best buy the motherfucking radio shacks,
every fucking where to go line up for that fucking CD.
You know what I'm saying?
To go get it because it's going to be sold out on the shelves.
Now people's attention span so damn short,
they don't even care to have a song that's two minutes or 30 seconds.
They want the song to be a minute.
They want to bring their mail in their house for them.
Hello?
Like, period.
You'll drop a project.
You could drop a song.
What's that?
Why is that so strong?
I know it ain't, it ain't thunder when outside it.
That's a big boom.
That was a little scary.
For real, for real.
That shit sounded like a dance or something.
Go see a little hand, God damn.
You got to lose his hands in there.
What's the one of you going to do with them little bit-ass hands?
I don't know.
He said, why isn't he said why isn't so strong?
Not nobody seeing him with his little hands.
The nigga got hands like a base raccoon.
What did he?
Have you ever seen a raccoon up close?
Yes.
Absolutely not.
I don't fuck with the rug.
You think of your head, like a bag, very good.
When you think about them hands?
I don't know.
That's not okay.
Now I want to see his hands.
Oh, his hands is blue as fuck.
Don't let him hold your baby.
It's all, I can tell.
That's his hands.
Hey, Javier, come to show kiss you.
Come show kiss you your hands, my name.
Oh, my God.
Shake this nigger hands.
You're going to laugh your ass.
That's funny, that they got in like a baby rat, right, twill.
That's funny.
I think he got in like a baby raccoon.
I'm gonna laugh by that in the middle of night, what?
Oh, my God.
You don't see the baby raccoon, bro?
You don't see the baby raccoon?
They get caught.
They'd be like,
you know what I fucking had them little hands up.
Oh, no.
I always think of that video of the motherfuck little bit.
stealing that dome food, they just grabbed this shit like that.
I remember, I tried to scare a raccoon one time.
I was like, get out of him.
They don't get scared, bro.
Look, you're talking about it.
I was like, oh, shit.
They don't get scared.
They're all opposites.
I don't fuck with rodents.
Rodents.
Period.
That's something that I fear.
I don't like that shit.
I always got a fear that when I open up my trad can.
I just feel like a raccoon.
Oh, child.
I don't even put that in my head now because now I'm going to start thinking that shit.
Nick, that I'm going to open up my trad paws from the back like this.
Yeah.
Like, so if something come up, I got did the block, like.
Okay, that's smart.
Ooh, or you see a little rodent, like a little possum cross in the road.
Some been rattling that one, like, too, too, you don't know, but something in him.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
I don't fuck with that.
That's, he scared the shit out of me.
If you think about it, every time you put trash in the train can, we just be.
Right, just like.
We all just like this and shit, we got, ah.
Nika, a raccoon, don't go crazy.
I know.
You got me fucked up.
That's why you can't be one of your little bullshit slippers to the garbage kit.
You got to put the shoes on.
You got to put the shoes on.
You got to like a bitch running with those flip-flops.
Uh-uh.
You're dragging those feet with them slats on.
Raccoot on your head.
You don't fuck with no possums, rats, rodents, mouse, Mike.
I mean, we didn't have those back in the past.
I ain't going to lie.
Roaches.
People, we acting like roaches.
Roaches give you PTSD.
But I don't buck with bugs.
I don't like bugs, but, you know, once upon a time.
Ain't it crazy that roaches the only bugs they want to live in the house, though?
Yeah, like, what's y'all doing here?
Like, y'all are the laziest bugs ever.
They want somebody to take care of you.
They're never outside.
Yeah, go outside.
Look at what the ants is doing.
Those are hardworking.
The motherfuckers build a mound.
They go find food.
Roaches are in the crib, drinking juice, watching TV.
The laziest ghettoest motherfuckers ever.
Don't lead no cereal over.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
Like, feel that you for the folks.
Wee!
Did roaches give y'all PTSD?
Like, if something, we own you, like, a little piece of land or something,
and you just feel something.
You're like, what?
Man, hell yeah.
I don't like roach.
He got to the point where I got used to the legs.
The what?
Got him.
Say, I got him up.
That's crazy.
What the fuck?
There you go.
Hey, buddy, you're still alive.
The funniest shit, though, is when he said he was fucking a girl in the roach fell.
on him. He was trying to fuck the roach off of him.
Absolutely not.
See, I got used to the legs. Like, the roach legs?
Like, at first one, he used to crawl on me, I'd be like, him.
But then when the roach crawled on me, I just be like,
the nigga, I look at it.
Oh, hell, no. That's ridiculous.
See, I'm talking about later on in life.
If I feel like anything on me, I'm going to flip out because.
How do you feel like going to find a dead room to say somebody in house
who's trying to hide it?
I was like, ooh, you're trying to hide that motherfucker.
She had to bomb the house, though.
Yeah, that's when you got a bad, bad.
She had a bad, but you'll never, you'll never guess how it happened, though.
Like, I had a little cousin.
This was back, back in the day.
Everybody want to blame somebody.
It was, because you know why, let me tell you.
Bring it back.
You know where she lived at?
What she did that.
Boing motherfucking homes.
I'm about to say at the ridge.
Close enough.
She lived there, boring motherfucking homes.
Came over to our house.
My mama was cleaning out her bag,
to get everything organized.
She said she's seeing the bug just fly.
She said, what the fuck?
So she took it to the garage.
She emptied out her fucking bag.
Roaches just scattered up under the house.
Laid eggs quick as hell.
We had to, they scattered.
We had to pack up the whole entire house.
Pack up everything, newspapers, put everything in the box,
stay out the whole damn day.
And all them bombs, you got to be out.
I know.
That shit fucked up because the bombs don't kill all the roaches at one.
and then you'll see, like, them surviving roaches
and they'd be fucked up.
Oh, no, I don't know what type of bombs he was, though.
She had, like, Bork-assick and all type of shit.
Y'all, yeah, do the family like that.
I'm still in the kit.
Yeah.
And he fucked up.
That shit was terrible, though.
We came in the house, we turned the lights on.
It was all dead.
You know, roaches fucked like humans.
My son's a bad.
She had roaches on top of that.
I've seen two roaches that my grandma bare from.
One was on the back, and those was on top of me.
Fuck it.
Yeah, they be fucking.
They fuck face-to-face like people.
Missionary.
Yes.
Family style.
Oh.
See, my sister would complain when when she heard people talk about the roach, like when the roach is built, like, especially in the kitchen.
So you might hear somebody be like, God damn, she'd be like, you ain't bought a bill down no way.
You be like, bitch, you're the one got roaches.
Like, why?
You can't get mad at me.
You can eat these motherfuckin' in your kitchen, in your microwave.
way. Your refrigerator, what you doing, girl? You're a rose player. Yeah. God damn.
I feel bad for everybody. I'm about to be a roach slayer. Yeah. That shit is stressful. It is
stressful. It's got to be. That shit is stressful when you can't sleep. See, luckily for us,
it was only in one part. Like, it was on downstairs. Upstairs, they didn't. They didn't know y'all
was balling. Yeah, everywhere. They ain't got up there. They hanged out up there. They
Downstairs. My sister is a lot. I'm like you downstairs. My son's a man. I can't really.
You fuck upstairs.
I meet the house.
Do you know the roaches in the bathroom?
Don't fuck with the roaches in the kitchen.
They call them boogey.
The roaches in the bathroom
rid of the bourgeois.
The roaches in the kitchen is the one
that's like the knick's on the block.
They don't give a fuck.
Airman for their cell.
But you don't believe that people can bring roaches
to your house?
I know they can.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
I know they can.
They definitely.
They're like shoes outside
when I went on my socks out.
Oh, shit.
They're bad.
Fuck.
I don't even want to put me.
Man, I don't even want to be.
here. It's just a really only free house
we got. I don't even want
to be here. You won't come up there and I need someone
to go. I'm like. I don't want to go here.
I hate it here.
I wish I grew up.
Fuck. But I can't.
Dead ass.
Y'all ever seen that roach that somebody
tried to kill before but they didn't get them?
They'd be all wrinkled up and shit.
That roach's been smashed
by something. I don't fuck with no flying
roaches either. They all can fly.
They call water.
They all can fly. Yeah, but that's like, why they got
wings. When them come out? They were by the lake. That means there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a leak somewhere.
The boy coming out some plumbing. You're here. What the fuck is going on? I've seen that
motherfucker before? What? Uh-uh. And they, you can hear it too when they come. They be like,
mm-mm. Uh-uh. No, thank you. You're like, hold up. I got to ask you this. What's some of your
favorite Atlanta memories? Oh. Back in the day,
Yeah. Golden Clyde.
You side, motherfucker?
Mm-hmm.
Skating Ring or Decatur family skate.
No, yeah.
You know.
You're gonna say a kid, a all day.
Golden Glide, turn for a minute.
Gold and Clyde, right.
Yeah, definitely.
I was at, we was just at Cascade recently, too.
But, um, what else?
I feel like, you know, Atlanta, people don't want to give us the credit,
but I feel like Atlanta has really set so many trends
for the music industry, period.
We did.
I feel like, because I'm seeing stuff,
They talk about dances and, you know what I'm saying?
The Franchise Boys and people dance like that.
They're like, oh, yeah, we've been doing.
That's all Atlanta shit.
Like, don't try to take credit from us.
Like, we've been and had a hold on the industry.
But I just remember, you know, when Soldier Boy came out with the whole cranked that soldier boy,
everybody was doing cranked that Roseville.
Crank that Batman.
Why, me cranked that yank, okay?
Licko made a damn about what a kid.
Wooke.
Rook.
Rook and Rooke in Rican.
They broke Rico net for you.
I remember hearing about that.
I heard that what shit out, Rico.
He's like, ST O and E, M-O-U-N-T, A-I-N-E, S-T-O-N-E, M-O-U-N-C,
yeah, damn, yeah, damn, okay.
Man, we gotta get Rico on this bit.
Yeah, who is Rick, where is Rico?
Where's Rico now?
He's got to be somewhere.
Probably live in South Georgia or Columbus somewhere.
He might, I think he moved out of the city.
Willa-Cucci, George, George.
Yeah.
be here too long.
I know.
Oh, Benny.
We know you're probably still in pain.
Oh, Benny.
Yeah.
That was my favorite.
You know, I was just listening to...
On the way here, I was just listening to Gucci, the movie, Gangster Grills.
I said that's one of his...
That's one of my favorite projects from him.
The writing's on the wall.
Yeah.
Wilchamler.
We got two minutes.
I was about to say Will Chamber.
Will Chamber.
Will Chamber.
Well, chamber was a mumful.
That when I started getting on Gucci, I was like, God damn it.
You cannot not hit his knick.
I like that first.
First day out, yeah.
If you ever come to East Atlanta,
as anybody is Gucci gangster.
And they will tell you yes.
I don't think many people deny that.
You know, he was part of black T-boy.
I remember Gucci when he used to just ride around the city by itself
and didn't give a fuck.
Niggins be everywhere, though.
By itself.
My shirt off, my shirt off.
shirt off, then take my shirt off.
Him, DJ Y'all.
I take my shirt off and all the whole stop breathing.
That's my shit right there.
That was that empty freestyle with him, shoddalo, and DJ O.
That shit was crazy.
They still played first day out in the club, so, too.
Star, when the day, one, the perp.
Yeah.
Swimmed my door.
I'm going to go by a dog there for this shit and all the style.
That thing's go crazy, man.
Damn.
Don't fucking go fuck around.
Don't put it go fuck around and listen.
Oh, that shit.
Okay, listen.
I'm just, I'm just, oh.
Yeah.
What?
You hear that shit
and stuff.
Burn one.
Yeah.
Burn one.
No, literally.
Burn one.
What?
That was like,
that bring me back to a blind war day.
I was just in the studio with him
a couple weeks ago
working on some shit.
That nigga got a whole
fucking
scientist coat
that he produced music in.
Wow.
That's actually hard.
Yeah.
I mean like,
like Dexter Laboratory,
the white coat
buttoned all way up.
Yeah.
I didn't know he was white.
What?
DJ Byrne one.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know that either.
That'd make sex.
What?
What?
What?
A white man in the science is cool.
Shit blew my mind.
It ain't burned one.
It's not one.
No, he's like, he ain't one of them.
It looked like a butcher or something.
Like, straight-edge white dude.
You would never think he'd fuck with no rap music.
For real, for real.
Straight-haired white dude.
Man, I'm talking about.
If you see it, it'll fuck you up.
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When the baby coming?
I don't want to say right now.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
It's a little old, though.
Yeah.
All right.
You want to be the first one to drive a laugh.
Now you got to tell you.
Text us, because we got sending some
oneses and shit down now.
Yeah, I'll let y'all know.
I'll let y'all know off the cameras.
Send us the register.
Because, you know, I think that people are like
insane.
Weird as weird on the internet.
Internet just kind of ruined a lot of shit, though.
Like, it made things good.
It's the goofiest that did it.
The goof-ass people on the internet.
It is.
It's a marketing, too, but they made people like,
hey, you can also live your life on here, too.
The Internet made lames feel like they word matters.
Like, your word.
It's still a lame.
Like, you're a lame.
You know about it.
You said like, ain't anybody
gonna catch your ass.
Nigga, we'll pull up and be like,
hey, ain't you someone, so?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to meet somebody in real life
that got a troll page.
You know how you'll never meet these
motherfuckers?
Never.
Like people that have...
I'm coming out with a TV show.
Catching people who talk shit in comment.
Ooh.
It's called Say that shit now.
But how are we going to find out
who own these accounts?
Very easy.
That's why I want these tech nerds
niggas be thinking they're the only tech nerdy
niggins.
I want to go to school.
So you're going to show up at their real job and be like,
oh.
I'm going to be like, David.
Dot O-W-L-7.
This is you.
Upon the eye comment,
you a ho-haired nigga.
Say that shit now.
Man, I beat you in.
Yeah.
Who are the ladies that fuck these niggas?
These niggas' men
don't be getting no pussy.
But you know what?
A lot of them do be kids, too.
A lot of them be 12 years old behind the fucking pages.
My nephew's going to kick your ass.
The grown ones.
are crazy as hell, too.
Because that's what I'm saying, like,
I'd be willing to protect certain information
you got to these days.
Facts.
Because a lot of codes be broken,
like, when did it be okay
for y'all to start calling babies ugly and shit?
I don't fuck with shit like that.
You got to leave children out of them.
Leave them children alone.
Don't we call them fucking child,
ugly and all that shit like that?
Like, that's a code.
You're just not supposed to break.
And it's just, like, so many people.
Especially vocal.
Yeah, like, they'll get on the internet
and comment and be like,
yeah, that's so-and-so baby ugly as fuck.
And they're really?
I'm talking about literally from them.
From the beginning of the comment
They finish it out.
You're ugly for the rest of your life.
Ugly for the rest of your life.
Everybody started off his ugly little kids.
Because I know I were ugly.
Everybody was.
Okay, wait.
That's part of growing up.
You're going to have about three, four little ugly phases in your life.
I had a super ugly phase.
Pre-puberty.
When your legs and your knees and shit was touching.
Yeah.
Ashy.
Everybody, your eczema was bad and shit.
Asthma?
Them big air glasses.
You get to change all that
But once you're an ugly adult
You're just an ugly motherfucker
You can't do nothing
But wear nice clothes and be a good person
And that's just it
But then it'd be those type of people
It'd be those type of people
That be in your comments
Comment on you but then you go to their page
And they're just fucking hideous
Have you ever noticed that people who say
Fucked up shit on your page
They pictures don't never be clear
It always had like their own shit on them like
You're like in HD yet
But who is this person
It's his neck and chick.
Or they ain't got no pictures.
Right.
Or it might be a cat.
Yeah.
Literally, or a cartoon character as a fucking profile picture.
Usually people don't have nice pictures.
I'm talking about even if they go somewhere with a nice background, it still be a fucked-up picture.
It'd be a motherfucker that says some crazy shit, but then you go on their page, it'd be like follow back.
Oh, so you follow me.
You follow me.
You follow me just to be doing this shit.
Right.
That's why I got this TV show called Say That shit now.
Dead ass, though.
And we're pulling up on niggas.
Y'all don't even understand.
We already six episodes in.
Okay
He'd be taking everything
In me to not clap back
I hope y'all don't find my page
I said what
I hope they don't find my shit
No
no no
Let me explain
It was a rush
It's just something about
calling people ugly
And fuck niggins
I just can't stop
That baby wasn't even ugly
I just said that shit
I was on the road
I was on the street
Right
What the fuck
Anybody can get it
It ain't me, man
It's my alter ego
I try to delete the page
And the page be like, I gotta tell them day shit
There really be people out there like that, bro
Wake up and do some shit
You're surprised who it is, though
Like you said, some of them is kids
But most of them motherfuckers are grown
Facts
They just don't have the courage to say that shit
On their real page
They got by nine burn-up accounts
I feel like if your page's private
You shouldn't be able to say
shit. You should just bear to look.
You shouldn't be able to comment. You can just
like shit and don't. That's it. That's it.
That's it. Because the thing is, though, if I
go onto your page and it is your real page,
I don't give a fuck. Nothing is
off limits now. I'm going to talk shit. I'm going to
go back in your ass. I'm going to
have no money. I don't want on computer pages. And
then when I seen the picture, I'm like,
ooh. Yeah. Take their
ass to fuck out. This yo. Nick said something about me
and saying something about
something. I just went on his page. I was like,
this show girl, you
You got one more time.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, you know what...
A nigga deleted the picture in that thing.
I went on another picture and say, I would have deleted that bitch too.
Yep.
No, just go to that picture of that one of their girl.
I'm on your ass.
I'm on your ass.
No, say that shit now, nigga.
I'm on your ass.
I go to the picture of a nigga and that girl and just leave a bunch of laughing
emojis.
Yeah.
Don't even explain it.
Then post them.
So your, so your fans, not everybody on their ass.
Put the shit emoys on that bitch.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Ew.
Make a motherfucker literally block your page or go on private.
But you know what I do, though?
I just block them because I realize if they can't get in your life,
you can't even see my life.
Yeah.
If you're going to comment on my life, man,
you ain't even got the privilege to see my life.
Yeah.
Just seeing this shit is a privilege, too.
You know what, block, nigga?
Yeah.
That means you got to do everything in your duty or your power
to make a whole other page.
You ever have a lot of me to request you to follow me.
Like, no, you was on some fuck's thing.
That's why you got to block.
No, why somebody did that to me in private?
You would block a motherfucker for like it in the comment.
Facts.
Don't even like a fucking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you, you're trying to be funny.
But you know what is.
I didn't have somebody stopped me in person.
They're like, why you block me?
I said, I don't know.
I said, you must have been talking shit.
You must have said some shit.
They was like, no, I swear to God, I didn't do anything.
You randomly block no fucking body.
You line.
I said, you must have said some shit.
And it was like, well, can you unblock me?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Unblocking.
They ain't know with ASAP.
Yeah.
Why don't block me?
Where's this app that shows y'all that I unfollowed you?
Yeah.
And how do you know so fast?
Yeah, you know fast as hell.
And yes, I unblocked you.
Why?
You're a whole-a-n-n-n-n-a-n-n-nigger.
Yeah.
And when I see you, I'm going to ask you, say that shit now.
My fuck me is to try you to see if you're unblock them.
Mm-hmm.
They'll post the wrong shit.
But you know what?
I ain't even-on-flying every nigger that be on that bitch trying to be models.
Somebody had an assess your shit, right?
Somebody says some shit.
And I see the nigger up under the comment.
Like it.
And this, no, he, you know how a nigga be like putting their input on it.
But I'm like, I just did a radio interview at your goddamn spot,
so I really know when you be it, hit him, A-Sel.
Hey, huh?
I re-interated what he said.
So, uh, ta-ra-ra-ra.
Oh, no, I was just saying, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Keep that same energy when I see you, nigga.
Mm-hmm.
But look, let me show you the real video.
Look at this.
Oh.
So you want the nigg that you're talking.
Now you're on that list.
You on that fuck, nigg.
list, forked niggle?
Do y'all think it's, like, crazy
when you see, like, say if you in the balls,
right, say a blog and post you're on some shit,
and you see, like, other fellow celebrities
in the comments saying some slits shit.
Like, don't you think that's crazy?
You put yourself on that forked-nigger list?
Yeah, because it's like, I feel like it should be a,
it's an understanding.
It's a community.
Yeah.
You already know what's up.
We already got so many people
commenting all this crazy shit, but why are you?
You in the comments doing the same shit?
I don't even be commenting on nobody if it ain't
my friend's shit.
Yeah.
You post shit, fool, you crave.
I ain't posting nothing.
If Shade Room post him, that's my neck.
Yeah.
I ain't know.
I get up on the Shade Room posting or comment on nothing else.
Long-ass, think pieces.
It's about somebody else.
That shit is lame as hell.
Right, go look at Shade Room and they're going to look at people in the comments.
Even if it ain't my friends, I'm not fendent of being in the fucking comments.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, saying some old crazy-ass shit.
Like, I just think that shit is lame.
That shit is lame.
That shit is lame as hell.
Like, what are y'all doing?
Like, you know, it's people that get famous off the comments.
They like having like a thousand likes on their comments.
So now they're like, now I have to achieve this, this comment.
Yeah.
That need to get a thousand likes.
Make everybody laugh.
I need to go out there and say something that everybody's thinking about at the same time.
You're like, why y'all, what?
Why you just couldn't keep that to yourself?
No, that's why I got a show called Say That Shit Now.
There's so many niggas in the comments that ain't going to say that.
You know what?
You know what I say?
Just like you said.
They're not going to say.
The niggas in the comments are the people.
when you was in school that was in that lockers
going straight to their class.
And you know how you and your folks was in the hallway?
Me?
Gene.
Yeah.
People were like, hey, I wish I was them.
Now y'all have a time and an opportunity to beat us
and be saying all the type of shit in the comments.
Oh, we all right know what type of niggas you live.
Yeah.
People who talk shit on that,
and them be the same people who are digging their booty and smith.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
That Nate's so stupid, but it's...
That Nate's so stupid, wait.
Because, right, you can do it.
Ah!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, it's true.
I told you, man, that nigga, I told you, man, that nigga, don't fuck with him, man.
My thing is, it's like, we really got quiet for you.
We got quiet.
This is me to be on bullshit.
But that's not what I was expected for you to say.
I'm thinking you really finish saying some crazy, some like,
where to fuck your mind?
Where did that come from?
That's them
My bad, man
What, no.
Where did that come from?
They do, man.
We're sitting that little dirty-ass out.
Don't follow nothing but people with a blue shit.
Literally.
What?
figure out where they came from.
My bad, y'all.
I'm gonna stay on social media.
Dollis, he know he sniffed your finger.
It's that for me.
Right.
This food is crazy, man.
Hey, man.
These niggins are dumb and fuck, man.
This d'nig got, man.
These dick's mind gone, bro.
I'm just a fit.
God damn.
We got some members.
I didn't get with us today.
This is funny.
Got damn Samantha in this, bitch.
Well, your mind gone, bro.
Like Samantha.
You're stupid, bro.
You stupid, bro.
You're an ignorant-ass dicker.
You hear-me?
You're an old fucking ignited-ass dick.
I think he said,
they'll be digging at their butt.
It's not like you.
It's like, what?
You know that's fucking.
up.
Bro.
Shit.
Bro.
Social media is a motherfucker.
It really is.
I think we got access to two many people, though.
I don't think in your life you're supposed to talk to that many people.
Hell, brain.
You got like, damn, what, three million followers?
And they got about 20 million?
I'd block people.
I swear.
You can't block 20 million, motherfuckers.
I'm that petty.
You say anything on, like, I don't give a fuck.
Block, me.
You ain't got to follow my life, nigga.
Yeah.
Poof, that is a great vanish to say, poof, bitch.
Because I know how mad you in when you're going to look for my page
and you can't find me.
I know how stressful that feel when you, you're a pure hater,
but you love watching me and you can't find me.
You're like, damn, I know I left for comment yesterday.
Damn, where he at?
Oh, look, let me see your phone, bro.
See how much?
See how much?
That tape for you to find them.
You got to find a little.
You got a fine a woman that got your o-ass block.
Yeah, well, you're going to make a whole not.
I get what I'm going to see them to.
Block, and they get them to stop.
I like that new shit they got where you could block them and everything they might do.
And the accounts that they might make.
See, that's a fake shit.
That shit don't mean nothing.
That ain't nothing but a little scam.
A nigga ain't going to do nothing but make some old shit and then say some old stupid shit.
And I'm going to just block your dumb ass again.
I catch a hate a air too week.
I don't be looking.
I'll be paying attention to like pastors and shit.
Passers be following me.
I'm like, I know y'all laughing at this terrible shit that I'm saying.
I'm the type of a nigga that read the comment.
I read the comment, it's like affirmation.
I'm like, yeah, yeah.
I'll be battling with myself.
They love that shit, don't like that shit.
Like what?
Sometimes I might, and then sometimes I be like,
you know what, I'm just not going to read no comments
because I just know that it ain't nothing
but some just hating ass motherfuckers in there.
No, but sometimes you got to read and talk to your people.
It's like it's your people.
It's your crowd.
It's like your crowd that's in her talking.
So maybe you post shit, they're like,
yeah, I kiss you, yeah, bitch, I love this shit.
Ooh, fire trap, firetrap.
You're just like, yeah, that shit is fired.
You're from my people.
Now, see, my comments, yeah, but blog comments, no.
Oh, yeah.
The blog comments, I be, uh-uh, I'm not even for the shit.
I've been seeing them shit.
They're like, she likes kid, Keisha.
She's not even likes it.
She's not even like, she's not even like ski.
Mm-hmm.
But that's what I be trying to tell you, even the blogs.
I'd be like, why post stuff for clickbait when you know you're going to need a nigger
late on that, especially on the red carpet?
I'm sure you doing drop.
I'm like, I really want to smash you.
And he carry in the ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-n-ha-nigger.
Fuck it y'all, me.
Y'all got some holes, Bob.
Like, what?
Give me your mic.
They'll post anything.
You'll be in no more interviews for you.
And maybe that title, too.
That title of it.
Carlos Miller, one of his nuts is bigger than the other.
What is what?
What's wrong with him, man?
We got his girlfriend from ninth grade to confirm it.
Yeah, he do got a big man a little bit, so what?
He's a good person on the head.
And they want to say, I'm crazy.
You crazy as hell.
Me?
Me?
Look, if I'm different because my nuts are not the same size,
that's perfectly normal.
Perfectly normal.
I'm still a regular boy.
I'm still a boy.
Your nuts ain't got to be symmetrical.
It's supposed to be a big one and a little one.
One keep the little boys in and one got the little girls.
Oh, hell no.
What the fuck?
The big nuts full of eggs crombs.
The little ones full of what?
Man, I ain't been outside all week, bro.
I ain't really been around no people.
I think you said.
Did he that?
Just spend it back out.
This is a good shit I'm trying to say.
Like, where did that clothing in the time?
That's crazy.
Hey, man, help my little partner, man.
My little partner, man, he's going through something mentally.
Hey, my go to be a nigga watching this shit.
He's going to be doing it while you said.
He was like, this park have, man.
He's bigger than ass to spend it.
Hey, what's been your pregnancy craving?
Wait, because I can't focus.
This is how this shit be.
We'd be all loving place.
He really did say that.
But he was dead ass, though.
Like, we turn, we give him, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we're listening.
And he really said that shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Why, that probably was like that I heard all week, but.
I ain't had no crazy, um, no crazy craving stuff, for real, for real.
Like, not no, like, pickles and fucking donuts or some shit like that, you know?
I just go, like, I might see something.
I'd be like, ooh, I might want some, like, turkey legs or some rice today.
You know?
Turkey leg.
The whole turkey leg.
The motherfucker's big as hell.
Fuck as big as here.
Yeah, the turkey leg, you cut it up.
Take your wing?
Well, Turkey wing.
Okay.
Take your wing.
Man, fuck you, man.
I know.
I'm glad they didn't go to school with this nigga.
Neither one of us would have made it.
They would have threw us to fuck out, man.
You know, did y'all get a superlative when y'all was in school?
I won so many of them shits, they came and got me.
My senior year, they were, like, just picked two.
And which one was it?
I won.
What one?
Funniest.
Class clown.
Class clown or some shit like that.
I've got class clown.
I won that shit every year of.
I was in school.
But they do like, funniest, freshman, jolliest, juniors, silliest stuff.
I want all of them shit.
D.C., he's got me fucked up.
He's annoying at his fucking look at his face.
He hurt.
He's troubling.
That niggie is a country.
That niggins are so goddamn country,
bro, that shit, don't make them sick.
What, that shit is your blood, boy.
Ain't nobody going to ever tell me.
My guy, a color for the city, uh-uh.
No, he ain't.
That boy for the dirt road.
You hear me?
Boy.
Damn sure, yeah.
These are my woods, nigger.
Boy, are you a country, d'all.
That nigga told me, he said,
I got several pair of boots
I said you're doing
Hell yeah
I started to bust some of my bitches tonight
Where are you from?
Mississippi
Oh
Yeah, real, real nigger shit
I don't think about
Give me some cowboy boot too
I just don't know
Where to get there in there
I got you
Where in?
Oh, nigga
A truck stop
Hell no
You'd be wearing the cheap shit
Yeah, I ain't got to get some real shit
You gotta get some good shit
bro, you got too much money
to be out here
wearing a hundred dollar boots
Man, ain't nobody going to take you serious with no other out of that shit on.
That country-ass shit up.
Boy, I'll put you on some real anxiety skins.
Some good boots.
Hell, yeah.
Once I started wearing boots, this is a rap.
Man.
I'm retiring.
You see, you ever see me, a cop-butt boot.
Yeah, I'm about hanging on.
Man, that shit's going to hit way different when you throw off some $2,000, $3,000.
And they're like, man, you got boots on.
I ain't paying no $3,000.
Man, you got all that money.
Ew.
You.
Boy, I spend my favorite.
I got it.
That nigga cheap as fuck, man.
They're my rich partner.
He won't never spend no money.
I got to do.
Y'all pick the name for the baby yet.
I'm still asking questions.
So what the baby on to?
Well, I'll keep three thousand on.
Hey, man, you want to water or something?
Yeah, I do.
Cool, we got a Kool-Aid.
I take water.
Thank you.
Man, they need a goddamn stupid and big on Earth, man.
Well, you got to be the damnit-old planet Earth, boy, I swear.
My bad, bro.
That was funny, boy.
I'm trying to get my life together.
Yeah, you need to hurry up, but can you find that hell,
but no cap?
Well, that shit's stupid, boy
That's this high-ass purse, man
This purse-hound a motherfucker
Which one that is? What it is?
The Birkin.
The Birkin.
Oh, Lord of Merck.
You touched that bitch.
Okay, can you ask me a question?
Asked it a question.
Yeah.
Fucking nice.
Oh, good.
Thank you.
Because purse has been out here since the day of time.
I just knew purses was a gift
and some women didn't even know how to carry
him no damn purse because we ain't even got a wallet.
The only thing you got is a phone.
Yeah.
And you got no debit card, no nothing.
You just wait for some loose change.
What the fuck?
No cap.
A whole bunch of stripping ones in that purse.
Get a girl, go get another bag.
Mm-hmm.
What is the reasoning of just like, nah, a motherfucker having to have a purse and a bag?
What is that?
I mean, I don't know what the, my reasoning is I, like I said, I've always been in the purse and stuff.
Right.
But that's the ladies.
Yeah, like.
You had a mic of course before?
I had a Michael Corr's watch
I ain't that wrong, Mike
You still got one
Who? MK.
No, I ain't got no MK
I used to, that I'm my baby
I had the one with the MK in it
Then I had to get them, motherfuck
The one I think the $600 on that
Bullshit
It's like, you know, a purse like
A purse like set it off
Like with the outfit, like you know
gotta have like a nice little bag
What? You know what I'm saying?
Some of these bitch's purse would be empty
Yeah, I don't know
Like, you go to open it up
and they're like, uh-uh.
Oh, my purse gonna be heavy every time.
Because they clock in it.
Fucking talking about that clock in that,
motherfucker.
Bitch on balls, man.
Fucking talking about.
But he's stupid.
But no, I feel like a good purse is like,
you know, a necessity for, like, a good outfit.
Pacts.
You know, like, guys, y'all think might be, what,
shoes?
Something.
You know what I'm saying?
When you get dressed up, you know?
But you just, you just,
got to be, I feel like you just got to be
into that, you know?
I'm wearing my toes out now, so I don't even give it that.
I'm a country nigga and I own
this shit, so I might not, never buy no more
clothes as much. I wear this shit every
day. But I feel that, though. This is my
cushy getting clothes. I bust
over at the club. I go on stage.
You see, when I was up here the other day,
I had my whole brand on.
For real?
Where you're your whole brand?
Yeah, that's how I feel. Absolutely.
That's how I'm going on strike. I ain't mind shit.
Yeah.
If y'all got the club.
Somebody can help me get my own shoes.
I want some shoes, too.
I've been looking for the shoes because Alibaba doing me dirty.
I don't fucking with Alibaba.
Why?
I went jogging in them shoes, nigger.
I just, I can't home bad feet.
Hey, bro, you made me buy some of them, some of them plows shoes.
Your shoes are disappeared.
Everybody's disappeared.
I said, you know what?
Fuck it.
That niggins go back to them motherfuckers.
That niggins made me buy some of them cloud runners.
Which one?
The cloud shit with the light-ass shoes.
Oh, with the little bubble on.
I had to get them.
Oh, the bitch, come from in their head.
Man, you was having too much fun that day.
You know what?
Would you all buy a girl a purse?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm buying my bitch whatever she wants.
Okay.
Reasonably, though.
Okay.
I ain't tricking.
I'm investing.
What's reasonable?
But I'm saying, though, see, people be like, oh, what's the pay?
I ain't gonna buy no $30,000 purse and shit like that, though.
It's too many other ways I can flip that money.
I feel that.
But I will say this.
If you own a real authentic, like, purse or a burkin or whatever,
ain't no way you're going broke.
Like, shit, you're going to go broke buying that shit.
How?
You can sell it.
You can resell it.
Ain't nobody going to buy that shit?
Yes, they is.
Some expensive shit that's already abused.
Hell, yeah.
People buy you a show of time.
So you think somebody going to buy expensive purse from somebody who can fuck their money up?
I'm telling you.
Vintage.
So you're saying you would buy some expensive shit from a brook person.
People is walking around right now.
We use bags.
You know all that shit used.
You ain't going to show and by that shit.
That's the route I go there.
I'd be one of them reseller niggins.
Your shit ain't new, but you got it.
They know that.
You can't buy it to them
the same person at the same time.
You need a burgeoned fund.
Ain't nobody going to have one
behind Lachin'Keecia and a lot of?
The fuck, I'm no.
Get the right in the rips.
Shit, does that Keisha got earned?
The fuck, no.
I'm not, mm-mm.
It's comedy money.
They make you work for every dollar of this motherfucker.
Every fucking quarter
is the counted vote.
It ain't like they just.
We love that 85 self-show.
Let us suck your dick and hit off some money.
No, bitch, we got to still get on stage.
What you're talking about?
Ain't no extras.
That's what I was saying,
every joke, I got to say something to get some money.
I never thought I would see the date
when a louis bag wasn't enough.
Hey, you did plastic bag, bitch.
Fuck you talk ain't mad.
What you mean by that, though?
What you mean?
Like, what you mean?
The girl that you deal with that don't think
that a louis bag is like what?
They did.
She wants them out?
Shit, my girl got so many goddamn Louie bags,
I'm trying to sell some of them.
They've been spoiled, man.
They created a monster.
I hate that she grew up privileged
because she used to too much shit.
None of this shit amazement her.
Nothing.
Yeah, I had that one in the ninth grade.
Bought that when I was a waitress.
Oh.
I like seeing that type of shit, though.
That girl got that.
Paper.
Ain't nothing wrong with.
Yeah, I like me.
I'd be trying to come up
with different gifts, man.
I'd be like first grade.
Babe, I made you a picture.
Somebody made me a picture
when I was nine.
Man.
That girl got too much shit, man.
No care. She definitely.
She got a lot of shit.
Yeah, a lot of shit.
She'll just be showing.
No, I think it's crazy.
She don't even flex, but she do
get it like that.
Yeah, I mean, these days,
I don't think you need to flex to too much, though.
That's all they do.
It's just like you.
The ones who ain't flexing really won't got it.
The one who flexing, be like,
man, you're about ready to take this shit back.
It's just like, if you see it, you see it on me.
But he knows, like, he knows my girl,
the friend group they run in.
These motherfuckers spend money like drug dealers.
Different.
Different.
Like, I was it with my girl, her birthday.
All her friends was there.
I was the driver.
I felt like I was at work.
He just ordered everything on the menu.
like this is the last supper
this is the last birthday
like who was that
what was it the bank
they literally ordered everything
that they had on the neighbor
and just
you want to try it
let's just try it
I'm like so ain't none of y'all hungry
y'all just trying shit
yeah they ain't hungry for real
that's the life right there
what you mean that's the life
I love that
don't be the nigga
oh the girl birthday
you know you got to pay for all this shit
got to
right and you know what's funny
though even niggas with money
Every time you see a nigga spending some money
that ain't got nothing to do with them
like on some outside shit
for the family for your girl shit like that
all niggas had the same face
Who was? What's the face?
Like, we happy for you, but it's still a bill
Like
Yeah
y'all getting
I ain't gonna forget that.
I've seen the video of a girl get mad
because apparently her dude wouldn't pay
for the whole thing for her and her friends
She knew her and her.
his financial situation.
She wasn't poor to put him in there trying to show both
in front of her friends and going somewhere.
It wasn't proper plan.
It won't proper preparation.
Get one of two of them friends in the friend group.
No.
Because don't you feel like, okay, if it's your birthday,
do you feel like your girl should pay for everything?
Fuck, no.
Shit.
I ain't even going to lie.
If it's a good justice, it's a good justice.
For me, I always would like, shit.
Those a nigga ain't never had shit.
I don't really even know how to accept this.
I don't think, but see, this is my thing.
I don't think that's fair.
Because it's like, okay, like, I just feel like if it's your birthday, it's your birthday.
Like, okay, when it's my man birthday, right?
Like, if I already know, if I'm taking him out to dinner or whatever,
we all at the table or whatever, I'm just going to cover it.
I'm not even feeling a, I'm just, you're real bones.
But other women are like, you know how to accept gifts?
Babe, your friends came.
They don't, but I don't, I don't, I don't pay for me and you.
You're like, what the girl are you bought all these wits?
But I don't think it's fair to just be like, just automatically assume that a nigger should just accept old pussy for a gift.
You know what they think.
Thank you.
Say that again? Say that again.
Say that again. Say that again.
Say that again from a woman.
I think, I don't think.
It goes well with the gift.
It goes well with the gift.
It can't be the gift by itself.
Oh, look.
Oh, let her tell you.
It does go well with the gift.
He doesn't go.
He doesn't get on the thing they're going to give my pussy.
Say it again.
Pussy is not a gift.
Thank you.
Pussy is everywhere.
Pussy ain't on that damn gift.
Yeah.
That would be perfect.
You make the gift better though.
No, but I feel like girls, there's girls who exist now.
They'd be like, oh, I don't got a bad nigga shit.
And I'm like, that's not okay.
But that's why I feel like a lot of men
They don't even know how they accept a gift
Because they're so used to not getting gifts
That's it
I'm one of them
I don't really even know how to
So would you be surprised if your girl got you something?
She got me emotional
Okay okay okay
I'm learning how to accept it.
Yeah
Because this is no
Because now it's like
Okay you got a girl who
Thank you
Thank you
Yeah
Right
What this for me?
Women be wanting you to be too excited though
Like they want the same kind of appreciation
And you know we're men
You're like, oh, man, you appreciate that.
Yeah.
I ain't about to keep saying, man, God damn.
It's a fucking amazing day.
Why not, though?
I can't believe because I'm used to shit.
Okay.
You got to make it feel good.
Like, if she listened, you're like,
that ain't be the smaller shit.
Like, you listen.
Yeah.
You know, we said this shit three months ago,
none of I got to get the shit for myself,
but you wanted to do this.
And you was hoping that I didn't do it for myself
so you can do this to make me feel like.
But I'm used to get gifts for because I like
shit that I've liked my whole life.
Yeah.
About me a fucking Super Soaker.
I'd be like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
Went on there and got the retro Super Soaker?
You wordless.
I like shit like that.
But as long as it's something that you like, I think that's cool.
It don't even got to be the most expensive gift, but I just feel like.
Thoughtful shit.
Yeah, like, women out here fucked up thinking that they don't got to do shit for a nigga.
Like, and I just feel like this not right.
They're going to give a ragged eye refurbish, man.
That's a refurbish.
It's a refurbish.
It's a refurbish.
It ain't.
It ain't.
It ain't brand new.
And they'd be really thinking that that's the,
I don't like that.
Like that right, give me five.
Because I'm really thinking that that's a real person.
Yeah, but I do think coocher is an extra, though.
Like whatever gift you buy and you throw some cooches with it.
Hell yeah, you're going to have a hell of a time.
Cooch is like an accessory.
It's like a chain.
Yeah, you know what I'm going to make the outfit a little good.
No, that cooies like the charm.
But bitch, I'll still be clean.
Yeah.
Cooch is like the charm.
Ain't the chain nice.
That's like the icing on the cake.
Now you're hitting on that.
Exactly.
I'm going on that.
Okay, ain't got a line.
But imagine for your birthday, girl, like, okay, yeah, that's it.
Me.
I'm your gift.
I've had one about me some terrible gifts before.
You said some what?
Some terrible gifts.
Got to laugh that shit off.
One time I just, one time she bought me just the bottoms.
Just like, it was like a jogging suit.
But all I got was the bottom.
He didn't get no, too.
She didn't get the top.
He didn't get no matching nothing.
No, just.
Oh, she tried.
She tried.
She didn't.
She just wanted to.
She didn't.
I got the sweat pants.
I got the sweat pants, no talk about.
One time a bitch bought me some Mexican Jordans.
So wait, how do you play, so how do you react to that then?
How do you play that off?
Would she give you that gift?
I'm not gonna fake it.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm, they'll tell you, I'm not the nicest person.
So I'm not gonna fake nothing.
Like, oh, wow.
So what happened when she bought you to be in Spanish?
Wait, wait, wait, what?
So that's what you said when he brought you?
Yeah.
You think I speak Spanish.
What?
Yeah, these are those.
What?
La Jesus.
These are like...
What you mean?
I think you like Jordan's.
I like...
I like Retro J's.
I don't like Team Jordan.
She had that nigga doing a split.
You see how that nigga doing a split on the tongue?
These are the Olympic, motherfugger.
Hey, I was so disappointed when she gave me the gift.
I was like, man, what my coochie at?
I love you, shake.
I got my old shoe.
Today it's the coocha that you got me for my birthday
because I don't want this.
Just give me the birthday cooch.
I'll take the cooch.
Take the ribbon off the cooch, I guess.
That's it.
Get it to me.
You can give me no iPad, no headphones, and nothing.
Just Team Joy.
They were doing a split on the damn show.
A nigga doing a whole split on the tongue, man.
We got them hard on the globe trying to motherfuckling.
You're doing no little past.
Damn.
fucked up.
You ever got a gift
that, about a bad gift?
For me.
That's crazy
because I remember
somebody bought
this routine
and I thought
they were fresh.
And I knew so
was up
because when I went
to school
and a motherfucker
were like
pooh-t-tah
pooh-tah-tah-tac
and a
manned
a little
that gave me
music!
Hey this ain't
no cap
not what I think
about it
I got two pair
of Mexican Jordans.
I do.
If anybody here know
what the Six Rings
Joists look like,
Porn them up.
Them the worst-looking
fucking shit.
No, they're not.
Them bitch is ugly.
You're talking about the blue,
or the red record?
The Red Rockings?
No.
This bitch,
this woman is so steep rings.
I want to fight her daddy.
No.
No.
I want to fight her daddy.
I do the six rings.
Let's go.
My man, with the straps, the big-hand strip!
Oh, but I thought the things for reasons.
I knew that she wasn't going to work, though,
because she didn't respect her father.
Yeah, man.
I'm doing, like, research.
Women who grew up with their father, mean as hell.
Right.
Women who grew up without no daddy,
you could deal with them for a long time.
I'm talking about with no daddy around, period.
Right.
That's mean.
For real?
That's how you fell in love as soon as you knew old boy one shit.
You saw just a potential of a man.
And you were like, you got to be different from this thing.
This thing that shit.
Man.
And when they show you something different, though.
What do you mean?
Just, you know.
It's like when a man show you like, it's that feeling.
What show you would?
He just showed me some shit.
Some what?
He teaches me like how to be like a little bit softer.
Like I ain't got.
to be so like, oh, you ain't got to be barking all the time.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Because that's the type of stuff that you like, because you don't know, like,
if you don't have a male figure in your life, you don't really know how to, like,
really maneuver and deal with me in, for real.
So it's like, when you go through these stages of dating different dudes and shit,
and you get that one that's like, all right, listen, like, I'm going to have some patience
with you, but I'm going.
Still be your hard here.
Yeah, but it's going to take some time, but I'm going to teach you how to, like,
you know what I'm saying?
since you know, like, I'm really here for you.
That take a lot.
That shit take a lot, boy.
It do.
I don't say, like, women who don't have a little daddy?
If you're willing to learn.
It'd be hard for them to believe you,
because they haven't been disappointed too many times.
They don't believe shit the niggins say.
That's true.
When you being honest, she's just trying to find anything.
You got to be out there doing something.
Well, all right, let me go fuck out there.
See, y'all do it.
You know what I think is crazy, too,
because it's like so many women,
try to inflict their pain on
the shit that, like, you know, the shit that they didn't
got done to them, they try to inflict on everybody.
You need to write a book. Like, your nigga going to cheat.
No the fuck he not. Don't put that over here.
Like... You need to write a book. I do.
Facts. I do.
I do. I can teach these bitches how to keep a man.
I'm glad that the world is starting to catch on to this.
You don't be surprised how many people buy your book.
Let me cheat you. That's going to be the time. Let me teach you out of
a lover girl, though. I really am, like,
regardless of all the shit, I write about all this shit.
Like, you know, if you're dealing with a fuck, nigga,
then I can show you how to
with a fuck nigger, too.
But it's like, realistically,
I'm a lover girl.
Like, I love love.
And a lot of known,
so-called tough women love,
they lovers, too.
Yeah.
Soon you get.
It's been so rough.
I've been paying all these bills by myself.
That is, though.
George and Powell told me they can't take no longer.
They can't bill 300 and something, though.
Because they highlight it, like,
we highlight so much of the toxic shit
that it's so many people out here
that don't believe that there could be a success
for relationship, and it's like, it's just because
they're not hot. They're not going to show
the good shit. They're going to only show the bad shit.
Shut up.
I'm going to say it again, all niggas don't cheat, though.
Jesus just told y'all, real niggas
don't cheat. I've been telling y'all this shit for years.
And they'd be thinking you playing.
They think I'm playing. Every nigga don't cheat.
I don't think so, either.
I don't know so.
And some niggins don't even have.
Don't mean that that ain't enough.
Some niggas don't even have the energy to cheat.
Some niggas with a woman that
that are so mean and abusive
and beat their ass
and ruin their life
if they cheat on them
they know not to cheat on her
man my girl ain't going for that shit
I'd have been around
niggas where they had to remove
themselves
I'm like what's going on
y'all niggas having too much fun
over here man
man man my girl see this shit
hey I got to go
y'all didn't got this
but you know it's some men
who think that all men cheat
they speak on they'll be like
no all of us cheat
them niggas got three friends
right too
yeah
that they got three
We be going back and forth on this all the time.
I'd be like, no.
Well, some thing is actually like that girl, believe it or not.
Yeah, it's like, it's okay.
It's a lot of niggas out here that's with a woman.
They don't like, though.
We don't never talk about that.
Oh, let's talk about it.
Some of these motherfuckers look good, but they ain't shit to be with.
They're great outside.
Yeah.
Man, that's your lady.
Man, you got you one.
We go home.
Nasty.
Panties in the flow.
Old food in the refrigerator.
She tap everything.
She gets.
Feet dirty.
Everything.
The worst shit you can think, girl.
You don't need pick her feet up when she walks.
She's slided.
How do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Jimmy, I was something tired.
Like, pick a goddamn feet up.
Miss, we got carpet.
Right.
The lot of women that they don't like, though.
They just respect them and love them too much
to tell them that they don't like them.
It's hard for a man to leave a woman.
Even when shit fucked up.
Especially if he found, like, a little love him.
Right.
We don't get enough credit for that shit.
men be loyal to a fault
a lot of times. So why do you think men do cheat?
Men cheat because pussy.
That's the only reason.
That's the only reason men cheat.
The woman that a man is cheating
with, he don't want nothing
else from her but some pussy.
The nigga ain't going to leave his girl to fuck with her.
Hell no. I fuck,
but I ain't fucking with you like that.
That's the only reason men
some niggins are cheap and fucking woman,
and that's the first. I can't wait to get home
to get to my lady and why.
all this sin up off me.
But y'all not think,
they're not thinking about that in the moment.
Shit.
Oh, man, there's some coochie to us.
It's just a coochie.
It's just like, pop-p-p.
Think of how men cheat.
Look at what the woman that you cheat with accepts.
You don't gotta feed her, you don't gotta buy nothing.
She's homesed, too.
You don't gotta take her nowhere.
She just wants some dick.
She got another nigga that take care of all her needs.
Uh-uh, but no.
is some women out here who really be thinking
that the nigger that they, you know,
the nigga that they cheating, you know, with or whatever.
Do you know, oh, look, I gotta say this.
I got to say this.
Do you understand that women get me and more pussy
than men get by themselves?
Absolutely.
So you wouldn't have a public relationship
and your man, he's known.
Yeah.
The way that you love him gonna make other women
want to fuck them.
Yep.
Sometimes the pussy you get,
they got nothing to do with you.
Talk to your top.
They want to fuck you because they hate them.
your girl.
Look at all the niggins back there's great.
Or you're going to get somebody
going to walk up on your ass.
Here you, bitch.
Do you understand you can beat her ass?
And she'll still take that swollen lip.
It sucks a dick with it.
You don't don't want to.
I mean, my lips still hurt a little bit,
but I could do something.
That is so crazy because we was just talking about this.
Some people don't want another motherfucker
until somebody else validate them.
They show don't.
That's so weird to me.
Then they see you with somebody and be like,
oh, that's the kind of prey you fuck with.
All right.
Now I'm looking at you different
because I ain't know you was on that level.
How you get hurt.
That's what you're fucking with her.
All right, and then they see you with a couple motherfuckers
and be like, all right, the last three little shit.
All right, so you're on another level.
That shit.
I'm going to talk around and tell her friend about a nigga
just to see what she going to say
and then end up saying, well, girl, he really is a good niggily.
And then start liking you more just because your friend,
nothing called it out.
But see, women be fucking their self up, too.
You be telling your friends too early.
I ain't fuck with them like that.
Cool.
They'll slap right up under you.
I don't even play those type of games, though.
See, I don't even really have, like, too many female friends.
Like, a majority of my friends are gay males.
So I don't even really, like, deal with all that.
Because I used to have a gang of females that I used to be cool with.
But, mm-mm.
True?
I don't, mm-mm.
I don't mess with that.
How are your friends is gay men?
dudes.
Because they just...
That's a lot.
I'm saying I can see you a makeup hair
like that.
Yeah, I can see that.
But I used to have a gang of
female friends.
And you replaced them with niggas.
Because sometimes...
And I know them gay niggas, they wasn't even quiet about it.
Uh-uh, bitch, move.
New friends.
Not fucking none of you thirsty, bitching.
Got my girl stressed out.
Her edges is fucked up.
But because bitches will try it, though.
Just like you said, bitches will try to slide in,
but it's like, uh-uh.
Like, I don't have...
conversations like girls be out here trying to have conversations
with their friends about their nigga dicks and all that shit
I don't even had them type of conversation
you don't even know what the fuck you better not be having with them gay
dude never okay
never I was just thinking that I was like
never I don't have conversations like that with people period
that's great conversation right there
now you do got to tread lightly though because
yeah sometimes that's what
that's what bring people around you though
is the type of benefits that they get from being around
you like that like you know when to hang out
with certain women because they build around a certain
caliber of men.
Right.
And they can get access to places.
Yeah, you've been in the club, but you ain't never been over there
with the niggas.
You ain't never been in VIP.
You need another chick that's a little bit better than you
that can probably get you over there.
You can game yourself the rest.
But you ain't fine enough on the doughload
to just get over there with the ballplayers
or the rappers and all that shit.
You ain't got no end.
Yeah.
They take your phone.
Oh, shit.
If you get your phone took.
They don't not trust you.
Uh-uh, I'll four y'all.
They're putting you in the category of a certain type of bitch.
Come on now.
Ain't nobody fucking taking my phone.
Talk to your top.
Y'all got to get this together.
Y'all don't left each other hanging like four times.
I'm sorry.
Because it's why I'll be a little delayed.
Okay, there we go.
But no, you got to get your phone too.
That mean, you're a sneaky bitch, too.
Facts.
Sneaky.
Now, that's sneaky them niggins do powder, and they don't want nobody recording it.
Oh, for sure.
That too.
That too.
Sneaky as hell.
Mm-hmm.
Man, you got to come back, man.
This is that movie.
Right, we were just getting into some shit, huh?
You got to get your head back in here.
Come on with it.
Most definitely.
Well, congratulations on the baby.
Drop your social media for the people who don't know.
Follow me everywhere at Likski and Kisham.
Oh, your top.
Yeah.
Oh, go shop.
Go shop my brand original baddy club.
Up your head.
Yeah.
That's rolling, y'all.
By my shirt.
Yeah.
I love that's your first time.
coming to this trip. Don't let it be the last time. You're family and you more than welcome to come on here whenever you want to. Whatever you're promoting. Whatever you're about to drop. She has sent us some baby pictures. We posted them shit stuff and all that, man. We love you. We love you. We're going to do another run. I'll be back.
Most definitely, man.
Drop some new music on the way. Oh, hold up before we can do this. Oh, give it to them.
Oh, I look, yes. We got you some new maternity clothes. Yeah, we got to get some old bags.
You see what they say? Like skin. No, they put it in his.
Oh, this is cute.
Okay, I got me my little 85 soft gear up in this video.
I love gifts, okay.
Stop getting talked.
We got some shit, man.
Okay, very.
But look here.
85 and soft show, light skin, Keisha, we out this bitch.
You did.
Let's take a picture.
Okay.
Cheers.
Yeah, oh.
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