The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Lil Duval In The Trap! W Dc Young Fly & Karlous Miller | Ep. 253

Episode Date: September 11, 2020

Lil Duval has got a lot of wisdom and he pulled up to the trap with Karlous Miller and Dc Young Fly to share his gems from life. He's a stand-up comedian, singer, and one of the most interesting people on the planet. Lil Duval shares stories from the Chitlin Circuit and shares the sacrifices he made to make his way in the game. Lil Duval explains how he's been maneuvering so well in the pandemic and the great philosopher from Jacksonville expounds on the idea that "you can't do nothin when you nuttin" The squad catches up with the news and takes a look at Andre 3000 poppin up with the flute everywhere. Plus, Karlous Miller looks back at Lil Duval's classic comedy night Trippin on Tuesdays in Atlanta, Georgia. All Lil Duval does is make hits like Nasty, Smile Bitch and many more! Lil Duval and Karlous Miller get into Black Men Don't Cheat and Lil Duval explains how he comes up with his hit songs and breaks down in detail how he came up with Smile Bitch! This week's episode if brought to you by our generous sponsors: hellofresh.com/85south80 draftkings.com/85south betterhelp.com/85south FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Who rode the bike? Who rode the bike? Oh, you ride that bitch? I'll be riding my back. I don't be doing all that. I cruise. I cruise.

I hit the back roads and like to ride through all the little scenic rocks. Yeah, I'm getting old, boy. What's it, what's that? Oh, my bad. Boy, Birmingham doesn't sold that motherfucker out! Where I got ten of them, bitches? That's what I said, they're trying to add a win. I said, I ain't even do myself like that.

You better than me. I ain't doing over six. I haven't told them. They be trying you, too. I ain't ain't ain't gonna lie, though. I'll be hoarse by the 6-1. I'll be hossed by the 3rd. Gang.

Y'all be safe, keep going, stay down, stay prayed up. Little mama, be safe. My love, my love, man. Y'all stay down, man. We're gonna, boy, that shit was hitting. We got a little bit. I thought everybody got their shit. That shit was jam boom, man, boy.

Okay. I didn't know what I'm like to you. But you know what I really don't like doing, bro. Like you said, I don't mind doing six, two, two, two. Come about that second one. I can't do three shows, that shit, because it feel like a job after that. Well, it feels like a job after the first.

Because I tell myself, I'm not gonna go full thrott of the first. The first show, you didn't win. Dumb. Bunkers. Stupid. And by the time you think about it, you like, man, I can't do this shit. And them sound systems don't be that good, so you're straining more. Mm-mm.

Come on, man. But the only reason why I was, I went crazy, can then, man. You see my, man. Get that money out. I got to get my money back. Come on, fucking, don't look at you. You back working, too.

You ain't fucking with it. You ain't fucking with it? I mean, the show I had booked, the Gonzales shit. I've been y'all sitting this month, I mean, Mississippi. You best started, though. Yeah, but I'm only doing, like, one a month. Why?

Just that, I don't, I was cool with not working no more this year, Yeah, but I just wanted to keep my shit, yeah, keep my shit straight. And that rest of the shit do happen. No, this shit like exercise, when you stop, you stop for a while, you feel it. Right, right, right. I just do it and make sure. But usually, by the second show, I'd be like, man, I ain't really got to do this, more. Why are you, why don't want to get back out there?

I don't know. I just feel like it's still a bunch of sick motherfuckers out there to me. Yeah. They ain't going nowhere. But this is the thing, though. They did the only reason why I said this. Man, you don't, honestly, the most protected person is the nigger on the stage. I'm not doing meet and greeting all that.

Oh, no, no, I'm not doing a meeting. But did my thing. They're my only reason. They're my only reason why I say, go get your money. Unless you just literally had the crib all day, every day. You're still out here with the people. Still, we can go to the grocery store when you're going to be about to talk to the weed, man.

Nick, right here. You know what I'm saying? Period. You feel me? So it's like even just basic shit, basic need and just how you living, I'm still gonna be around 150 you motherfuck. Go to Walmart right now.

That's shit bigger than the comedy club. I ain't been to Walmart in about a year. Who is? I swear I ain't. Where you been buying your shit? I just ordered it having sense of the crib. Even that? How the fuck you know the madman ain't got this shit?

I don't. Right. Leave it on the porch. Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here. the hell out of here. You're on a doorstep for 14 days. Now, if I had, I'm telling, if I had, like, other sources of income where it were cool, like at the end of the day, I couldn't have work no more this shit and still have

paid my business. You see what I'm saying? Like, I couldn't even still, wouldn't work and still have been stressed. But it's just to the press world. I don't like spending. That's what they're for. I'm just here to end. I said, I don't know what you're doing me like this, that?

I ain't come to work, man. But nah, nigga, I'm gonna go get that bad. I don't blame me. Fuck that. I don't blame me. I got too many motherfuckin' feet. I don't blame you. The only thing is, is like, I ain't had no, no, um.

That's what I said, I don't blame it that and I'm going either. Nah. Fuck that. That's what I'm saying. I can't sit on my ab, bro. I'm too much of a hustler, bro. like that. That shit just... Nah, that shit just ain't in me.

I mean, if I was 50, I don't get with fuck. I would have been like, man, fuck that. I'm sorry. Now when you see how fun it is, just chilling. What you mean? I want to cheer so bad. I want to go on the road. You just said, you just said, man, I just can't sit still. No, what I'm saying is, I don't mind that.

You feel what I'm saying? I don't mind just going and kicking and doing. I can lead that already. But what I'm saying is, I got to go get some money, man. That's what I do. Oh, that's what I do. If a nigga be like, hey, well, one thing you know about Shaughty is,

Shaw to stay to itself, and shall know how to get some money. That's what I do. So I can chill and do that any time. That's nothing. But what I do? You're at the age where you're supposed to be getting this one. You're supposed to be getting everything you can. That's what I do.

At my age, I-ha-ha-ha-ha. But you know what I'm not, you know what you're not, but you're not racked you're in the game. You better how to your business. I can be, don't get to it. I still want some of money, but I ain't... You know what I'm saying? I think smaller than I just think harder.

No, no, no, but do what I'm saying. It just started on my head. You see what I'm saying? That's why I ain't knocking you. Right. You see what I'm saying? I tell you, don't follow me. Do me when you find out here. No, but do what I'm also saying,

but then what I'm also saying, too, it wouldn't have hurted me if I didn't go work again the rest of this year. Because I think strategically and methodically, ahead like that. Like, rainy day. There's been a rainy day since March 15th to my first show in August, nigga.

But that was thunderstorm here, every motherfucking day. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's like, niggas be like, can you hold off and be like, now, what's up in the rainy day? Can you really manage?

I know how to manage, but I'm so tight. Yeah. I eat on 20 all the week. Hey, you just feel so cold. No idea. Oh, law. I can't keep nothing clean I can't keep nothing clean

I can't keep nothing clean I can't keep nothing clean I can't see nothing clean I'm 28 and I look at this shit these just come out the cleaner nigger look at this shit You still see the crease, my nigg.

No, I don't. It's in the jeans, my nigg. No, it ain't. It's in the crease, my nigg. Where about? By my knees, my nigg. Oh, I can't keep nothing clean. Can a nigger bring me your knocking, please?

Can you nothing clean? Y'all ain't gonna get them a napkin'n't. Napking, no, for real. No, it's real shit, though. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. We in here today, and we're up to the usual shenanigans, but it is not your typical day in the trap house, basically. We got a very special guest.

Who in the trap? Who in the trap? Who in the trap? Who in the trap? Who in the truck? We got none other. This motherfucking little dupe on, man. Where are?

Right here. Where in here? No, they ain't right there. What's up, nigga? What's gonna get a lot of requests to have you come through the trap, man. Yeah, man, I know it, man. They've been hitting me, I was like,

when you gonna go over there to five south? But I guess because I fuck with y'all so hard, you know, we take it for grand, be like, man, this be there, you know, you'd be like, you'll come through, so now we finally here, so. We're here, we locked down, got the O-G! Right, just like you said, you always knew that you would come and it's like,

like shit, we'll get it. Yeah, that's, we just be like, you'll come, you know, I like stuff that happen organically, and that's how this happened, organically. I didn't forget I was supposed to come to you called me this morning. You're like, you still fucking with it? Come on, man.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But see, that's the same. We gotta go on here and put shit, you know what I'm saying, in fruition. Sometimes we can't wait. Mm-hmm. Sometimes you gotta make that phone call. Yeah, this is the perfect time, too.

There's so much shit going on in the world, and you've been navigating this shit like a whole G. Yeah, because I've been sticking to myself, you know. Exactly. It's been stuff going on in the world, but not in my world. You're a traveling motherfucker, man. I'm a living, motherfucker. It ain't so much to travel.

I just live, you know? And in the midst of me living, I do a little traveling here. They could some of the stuff I like to do, it ain't here. Because if it was here, I wouldn't go nowhere. Right, like swimming with sharks. Yeah, I fuck with the swimming with the shards.

I just like swimming, you know. And I learned through swimming by bumping into a couple of sharks that ain't what we think they is. Yeah, they're some whole other shit. They ain't thinking about us. I ain't going down now, though. Come on, man. Go with me.

No, because I went deep. See, I ain't really go deep, see, dive. I went to snorkeling shit. Oh, man. The scuba. With the tube where they keep the neck on the helmet, but you can go back 20 feet. Oh, that bullshit. Hell now, but you can go about 20 feet, though.

Nick, you crave. You, that shit ain't going to yell in the feet. That shit doesn't go to yell at the feet. That shit don't go to the goddamn 20 feet, man. You know, I was shit on myself. I remember you got trapped in that cave or some shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

I almost died a couple times. Yeah, on social media. Right. Yeah, I had got stuck in the, I went down this little cave in Jamaica where you go through this way and come out the other way but while I went down there I had mr. went that way and I didn't know where to go after that so I had to hear from get out and I didn't know where to go and I kept bumping my head and oh oh that but luckily I went back the other way and came back out where I came

I would have panicked I was shitting on myself again that's the key that's that's what people don't realize panicking is real right you got to really know how to calm your down and I learned through scuba diving how to keep my composure even in everything in life. I learned a lot of scuba diving. Yeah. You do a lot of adventure of shit that the average nigger don't do. What are you, do you just get bored a lot and like what you find the motivation and inspiration

to do shit like scuba diving and flying a plane? I think it comes from just simply from living and doing so much. I've always wanted to do, like I get tired of stuff easy so I say, all right, what I'm gonna do next? I'm gonna do this next. And then I say, all right, I'm gonna do this. And then I get, if I see everybody else doing something, I wanna do something else. So by the midst of me being old now,

I've done a lot of shit. So it's just, now I'm on the next level of, because like now I'm trying to fly, but every nigga my age be about to fly now. I'm just, to y'all that seem new, but to people my age, this is what they normally do. Right, you want to be a Tuskegee at me. No, I ain't want to, it's just I'm at that level

and that's like, all right, I did this, I didn't do it, I ain't ever flew before. Let me try to fly. What's next? I don't know. Whatever I feel like doing. I didn't think I was gonna be goddamn off-rogging like a motherfucker until I started this year.

Yeah. I love that shit. Off-road shit off-chained. Yeah, I like mud and I like just, he's a country boy. He knows how that shit do. That shit fun as hell. Me at the house doing that shit. Hell yeah.

That ain't going crazy. You'd be on four-wheelers, though, ain't? Yeah. Have you ever gotten out? Yeah, I haven't done that. That's two white people's shit. No, right. You got one of the coldest.

Ain't we gotta stop saying shit white people shit that's living no that's white people shit I watch your stupid ass it ain't just it ain't just white people doing it though We all doing we just stupid black people who was influenced by stupid white people Nah we just we just getting there like we thought everything was stupid and then next thing you know we're doing it I would have did it though I got asthma so that why I can't do it With the scuba that shit? Nah with the skydial that's got to my elder for me to take in and breathe at one time.

Shit real. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. You got that trying to grab for breath and shit. Yeah. I'm the only nigga with his feet crossed. That's how you know I'm the old man in the bitch. Nick can't eat bread.

But like I said, you got one of the coldest models of this whole pandemic. We didn't this together, but stay the fuck away from me. Right. That's real. That was me before that shit. Don't pull up on me. I'm with y'all, but don't get too close to me. I'm nervous.

I'm a young little nigga. I get nervous. So that's why I say, stay the fuck away from me so have you so you even been going by the work oh yeah I've been performing I've been doing shit here and there I try to I try to keep my keep my whistle wet you know stay on stage because this shit like the gym if you miss it too long you feel it yeah so I try to stay on stage until everything open wide back up plus I use this time to work on new shit try to slip new

shit in the end right what's one of your favorite cities to work on your new shit is you know a certain city that's not so much the city it's the crowd like you know certain crowds especially when you're doing these comic clubs you do a bunch of, you do a bunch of shows in one week. So some crowds, you know, all right, I got to perform. And some of them, they just go with you. You go like, oh, I can try something. Yeah, right, right.

So, I think Nashville like that. I love Nashville. Nashville, yeah. Baltimore lit, too. You can try something in Baltimore. Show love. Nashville will watch me for about 20 minutes. They'll let me do comedy for 20 minutes.

Then they're like, nah, fuck that, bro. Say that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We fought with your joke, bro. But say that shit. Right, right. We don't want that part. Right.

Not just say that shit. Talk about this nigga over here, bro. Yeah, yeah. We both these niggas, just so you could talk about him. Mm-hmm. It be them crowds like that. See, that's the shit up there. They have Miami here.

They said front row. They like, they're here. I know you see these goddamn shoes. They have some weird-ass crowds, too. Crazy, man. Bro, they showed us much love when we went to Jackson. Miami always showed me love from day one. Yeah.

Miami Lee, I just got booked in my. She's Colgan up back in the dance. Yeah, yeah. After Benj and do two hours. On the first show. And then you gotta do an hour, then he gonna do another one. They always showed me love. I ain't never had no problem, even when them, them doing a lot of time before me.

I never had no, no issue. Motherfoges should do y'all like that. No, because it was a, it was a, it was in a, most comedians you do that. It was a nice club, but it was a hood room, if that makes sense. Yeah. Nice-ass club, but it was a hood-ass room. You're like, he was.

Do what they want to do. about this while the good drug dealers was at like these were niggas who was waiting on a house these was successful drug dealers successful strippers and and beautiful horrors and things of that nature and then you'll see some weird shit it'd be a white dude who looked like he to manage it at the movie theater leave with nine bad bitches and jumping a bentley I ain't shit like that it was just a strange balling ass club it was normal to me because I'm from floor So to me, I didn't notice the weird stuff because it, I guess, because I'm...

The Florida, y'all got some white niggas. See, Florida got some rich niggas that you don't even know. There'd be some rich niggins that play like baseball for the marlins or something show up. For real. And they tell like, five motherfucking Rose Royces outside, 22 holes. And you're like, why these holes ain't talking to nobody? These is all his holes. It'd be one club full of one nigga holes.

Only in Miami, man. Man. I remember Santana Boston, Santana Clinton Porters, and somebody else, they had a party in L.A., I mean, not L.A. and, D.C. And, you know, when the football players, they say, man, we're going to have holes and everything. So I'm thinking shit.

We all for me fucking, come and find out all these holes were they hoes. They were they hoes. That is the worst shit. And you couldn't do shit because they fucking all of them hoes, so they, we were just there. That shit was not funny. That's a terrible thing.

Why? Why are you walking through a room for these holes? Because somebody else was focused on these niggas. Just on the football players. Yes, they was going for the bag. They was going for the bag bag. And these were when these niggas were hot, hot. Right.

And then it'd be one of them niggas that'd be worth $100 million. Yeah, you can't compete with no $100 million nigger, man. You gotta have that sauce. That we gotta whip it out. William. Not on these holes. Come here, baby. Not on these holes.

Don't give a joke. Come in, baby. I don't give you on cocaine. Shut up. Shit, yes. This is mowl huge. You high as hell, come on with it. Only way you're gonna get some pussy is

you hang out all weekend and you catch them before they're about to leave. Oh, you catch that whole sleet walking. You catch that hole that the niggins that ran off, the nitty tired of that she ain't getting fucked. So you'd be like, I fuck you, you gotta catch that hook. Damn, that I got to walk back then. The one that's gonna fuck you,

everybody will come like, bro, you fuck up? Yeah, you're up. That's who you want, hey. Man. It was like that night. You fuck with the right batch of hodes. your hose. All these hoes.

All of them. All of them. All of them. The worst thing about these holes, I don't care. It don't matter what you're doing, they have been somewhere and had more fun. Listen to me. You turning up, listen, she'd have turned up way ten times harder than this. That's why I don't fuck that.

He's doing something. That's why I don't fuck with them Instagram hoes. I fuck with the Facebook. Man, because they take care of you. Church. You got to take care of them hoes on Instagram. Getting the women from church. Them Instagram holes.

Who put that on Twitter right now? Hold on my Twitter right now. Them Instagram hoes. I'm tweeting that. Tell you. What? That's a hard tweet later. What?

I said, what I said, shit. They got all the time. You gotta take care of them Instagram hoax. Yeah, Instagram hoes. You gotta take care of them. Facebook hoes, they take care of you. For real. Stay woke.

I'm telling me. Oh, yeah. How you doing? Darling. Bitch, don't call me a little darling. Bitch, I love darling. What fuck is a doll. I'll take it.

What's a darling? I take it. I can't know baby doll, bitch. They don't call me no darling. I'm a grown-in' mad, bitch. Fuck around with you. How you doing, darling? Bitch, darling.

Bitch, go read. It's other words. And bitch, they call you darling, cook for you after they, after you fuck. Mm-hmm. You got damn it. Darling, she like using candles. I hope she got this shirt. Yeah.

One time I was with this, I was with this famous Instagram girl. Hey, one time I was with this famous Instagram girl on this life. And it's like, her phone kept ringing and the niggas who was calling, I was like, you need to go talk to these motherfuckers. You over here bullshitting with me. These are life changers. It's the one that can put you where you need to be. Man, let me tell you all around through, man. Unless you got something out of it, no followers who don't even be on social media, because social media is a whole other world.

This is one thing that men going to have to just come to terms with. Your bitch been ran through. No, it's just. You did. That too. But women like that. dick more than we think they do yes they do oh they enjoy it they are they got favorites yeah yeah how you think we is about women the exact way about I realize when you when you become somebody the tables turn so you see everything

that you think that a woman ain't because they be it with you you know what I'm saying like they might this deep no for real you go on somewhere keep going oh oh oh slow it down yeah because they be like we think you know how we put girls in category be like now she ain't no ho she ain't no freak right But when you somebody, and they're creeping, you see it. You see it. You see all the bullshit.

So you don't, you treat all the women like holes off top and let them tell you where to put you, where the category to put you in. Put them in. You feel what I'm saying? I see what you saying? So you say once you meet a girl off top, she's a hole. No, you treat them all. Because every woman want to be a hole. They just don't want to be known as one.

They don't want to be out. That's a lot of tweet. Tweet that one. Tweet that one. That's a good tweet. That's the tweet. That's the tweet right now. Did you just come up here to fuck up shit and leave?

No. That was the tweet. I'm the O. That was the tweet. I'm the O.G. That was the tweet. They always want to be ho. They don't know who to be a hoax.

No, now they don't want to know that you're a hoit. They don't want to be known for ho. They don't want everybody to know they're a ho. Because I think they want there. Like, I appreciate discreet ho. Maybe. Maybe. See, I need to be more discreet, too.

Maybe. Maybe it's just a certain group of individuals that they and women will be holes for. Exactly. And to be included in that group is a privilege. Some dudes ain't never gonna get the experience like what true holes do. Yeah, they're not because they talk too fucking much.

They just gonna get the surface. They talk too much. You don't do that. And they need niggas like us to tell them the adventures that we've been on with these holes so they can be aware of the other side. And I know you know because you, ain't you to proclaim like side, nigga, what's your is?

But see, my life is. been taking into a whole other direction. Oh, Lord. But she got an old lady now. No, no, no. No, my bad. So look, the information that I gathered as a side nigger will forever be cherished and used in my advantage.

That's what I'm saying. You learned a lot. Right. Like, I learned to be a fly on the wall. Let me tell you how to cheat. When you cheat, you cheat with somebody that's with somebody too. Right. So if you get caught, she get caught to.

Stay woke. You see what I'm saying? But that can also be darned too. No, because she got to have a lot. He'll pull up on your ass, so you better be ready to do that. No, if she got a lot to lose, she's not going to be out here wilder. He's watching, she's not going to be at, not that I cheat, because black men don't cheat. Never have it.

Never will. But I'm just saying if you do go down there. I'm talking to the white men that do. Yeah, and if you do cheat, cheat with a bitch in the military, because them bitches are professional cheaters. Right. And they'll shoot you. Now, this is the whole thing, though. No, they're real loyal.

Now look here, if you not, if you not, if you not, if you not, if you not with your main lady or your side bitch you cheat that's just right you're not wrong with you right that's just the facts honestly say that one more time if you're not your main lady or your side chick you are out here band you're right that's cheating let me tell you something about cheating for real of you definitely cheating i've never cheated with my dick so huh i've never cheated when my dick was so that mean he wasn't trying to fall in love with the bitch which means come on somebody no that means damn all wrong pussy he didn't eat my dick soft and I never cheat.

You see what I'm saying? Ladies, if you don't want your man to not cheat, if you want your man to not cheat, keep your dick soft. Keep his dick off. The hell are you talking about? Keep his dick sold. That means every time his dick get hard,

keep his soft, he's not around him fucking. He's a goose. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm going on with this? I'm trying to teach the women how to keep your man from cheap.

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Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's the truth. Don't get mine so. Don't listen to him. Get my heart, ladies. A nigga ain't never cheered with a picture. I need my rock like a rock

Like a rock It's impossible to cheat with a big song I'm trying to go crazy Do not listen to him lady I feel like this part This part of the game Y'all don't understand I want to Simone rock

Who Oh hey You did I don't like rock I found the cheat code today What's that? You got to find the lady there to get you some pussy even when she's mad

When she's mad. Who? Huh? You gotta find a lady that they give you some pussy even when she mad. Even when she mad. You see how quiet the room got? Yep.

You could hit a light. I don't want no pussy. They're my own mad too. Wait, wait, wait, I don't know, because that could go wrong because she gave you some pussy because we're in a vulnerable state when we're about the nut. She could beat these shit out of you. Ain't nothing you could do about it.

I didn't worry about getting your ass. When you get, he's like, oh, when a bunch of luck, she might slap me. She's like that. You like that. Don't you ever. Because you can't fight back. You can't fight back.

You can't fight back. Not why you're nothing. You must ain't never I'm gonna drop before. Yes, I have. All right. And it wasn't nothing I could do but try to survive. And you got out there water, do you? Yeah, barely.

All right then. Well, God. Shit, that's what's gonna get you out of there. When you're nothing, heck, is there anything you was able to do while y'all was nothing? Nothing. Nothing. Ain't nothing you could do why you nothing.

Grab that scrap. That's crazy. Ain't nothing you can do why you... Like I heard keys! You ain't grabbing nothing while you're nothing. He's younger than nothing. He's not grabbing the... I'm willing to bet that.

I want to give a bitch to make him that. I'm gonna be looking right in the camera. I'm gonna look right in the camera. Let's see if you can do it. I'll grab it. I'm gonna look right in the camera and tell you. I am at the age where I fall asleep before she back with the towel. I ain't...

I surrender. Before she... You want a towel. You want a town. I'm asleep. She got to wake me all the way up for the town. I'm talking about I'm sleep like me. Hey, what town?

Girl, that was hours ago. I fucked you tonight. Me too, man. You tell my girl, that were hours ago. And I... I get a towel. I'm a homeowner. If I get a lay hill with glazed nuts.

I don't fall to sleep on some pussy. Come on, man. I will Netflix and chill. What? Fuck to sleep. Man. I'm grown as hell. Sometimes I don't even have to get the pussy.

I just like falling asleep with pussy close back. Yeah, that's it. You just want to know the fact that you know you can get the pussy. You're like, I fuck. Right. If she on that end of the couch with her pant is off and on her, The pant is off and I'm over here, sleep. I won.

I get some pussy in the morning. Even in the conversation when you tell your home boy, she was neckin' bed and everything. That's the best part. That's the old niggins. She came in and got butt knucked and jumped right in the bed. This is the part we'd be overlooked

and when the niggas say, with me. Why was you already in the bed? Yeah, nigga. It's a win. Shit, I could've fucked. I ain't want to fuck. I ain't want a fuck. Shit.

She's her off. With me not. I still ain't here. It's Sunday. She's just waiting. I'm gonna go on knock it off tonight. I'm gonna go on knock. Do her favorite.

At this age, you're doing these holes in favor. Talk your shit. Oh my God, that's why I can't mess with none. None of the city girls. None of the city girls. All they got to do is give me one round of coach. I'm falling to sleep. They can rob me blind.

I'm gonna wake up where I fell asleep at. Everything in the house go. Can you do that like you stick with old women. But you got to be straight up with old women. Don't talk. Don't talk more than you can bite on. Talk your shit. For real with them old women because they don't expect you to do all that. The old women be wanting you there all day though.

Not really. They just want to have a good time. They ain't with the moon shit. They're good time. They want to know you all day. Tell us true. Them young women are weird. They too weird.

They do strange shit that you don't even know strange until you get by yourself and you think about it. You bring a young chick to the crib. These young hoes smell like pee. You lose it. You've been a lost there in the house. in the house and then you find the upstairs in a weird-ass bedroom. It ain't just me, huh? Right, they're new.

They ain't wiping good. They ain't wiping good. You can tell us, these hoes wiping this way. They're not wiping, you know what they're doing? They're wiping like, they patting. They patting. Why your holes smell like peeve, bro? I say these young holes smell like peeve.

Yeah, man, these hos take a bath, O.G. No, these young hos be out, man. These young hos be out too much. I bet you. Like, when do they have time to they out party, they own perks? It's like they just, it's just too much going on. You lick a young chicken neck,

you know it's going to be salty. These bitch is doing perks. It's at an amazing number now with these young hoes with the drugs. It's like perk 30. That won't crack too. Powder. Pouty. Lid her neck.

I bet her neck salted. That's his stink. I'm telling you. Oh, sour titty. That comes from taking baths in the goddamn saint. You don't know. Sank bath. Some sank dives.

Ha, ha, ha. I'm in time I did the rag and I'm sunk. They don't really do. They use that bath and bodywork to spread it off to offset it. That's if it's some around. They don't even be having their own soap. They will wash up with some hand soap. If you say I'm lying ladies, prove me wrong.

Let me smell it. They're going to all say, they're going to all say we're messing with the wrong kind of women. I know they is, but prove me wrong. But that ain't their business. Not that I'll fuck any of you women because I don't cheat. I don't blame me. Someone will be using that, what that is, that original soap? That shit don't work.

Y'all, they still be mustard. The organic soap. She don't work. Nitching. It worked 48 hours. The men version. That's not what I'm not going to do. I'm not about to argue with a chick that be musted sometime.

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I'm not about to do that. I ain't arguing with a bitch that smoked black and bough. Don't. You gonna lose either way. You gonna lose it. Cause she gonna flick it and then hit you in your face. Don't argue with it. Got burnt and swung on. That bit crazy. You know who else I ain't about to argue with?

Who that? Check who got a lot of dirty clothes. Ooh, bitch ain't, ain't even thought of a day to go change. To change my mind. I'm talking about she'll pack them up and take them to a whole other house, but she won't wash them all. She's waiting for her mama to wash them. I ain't arguing with a bitch that was.

I'm arguing with a bitch that wear a lime, neo-green wig in the morning and go to the stove. Like, that don't look right in the morning time, like, with no makeup. Like, you got to be fully dressed to get over that. But, like, 11 o'clock, going to busy bees. It just don't look right. You tell you who else I ain't arguing with her. If she get in the bed and she rub her feet together and they make any sound. I'm supposed to be silent, my niggie.

I'm talking about if she get in the bed, she get in the bed and rub her feet together. It sounds like her pewler, shh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Get your shit, put some socks on. Get the fucking out of here. You're fucking a cricket, now. You fucking a pricking, no noise. I'm not sticking around for that.

I ain't arguing with a bitch who's second toe longer than the big toe. Oh, if your second two bigger than me. If this toe bigger than that toe, I ain't arguing with you. I'm gonna put a little idea. No. I ain't argued that bitch. I'm a toe a little idea.

You're like, bitch. This bitch, you're told all the juices. Tell you what I ain't arguing with. If a chick got a lot of tattoos, but she got one, she won't let nobody see. She's like, ah, don't look at that. I ain't arguing with a bitch. They got the panther that skied down with the blood.

You know what I'm talking about? My palpher, that panther long in hell now. Don't argue. You're arguing. You know what I'm talking about the black panther. This bitch was popping like in the early 2000. That was the pink panther. So you don't want to argue with huck of that bitch.

That motherfucker, I went all over here. I'm a number one trigger tattoo. If you never see in the chick who get like the baby feet. Oh, yeah. Like on the birth certificate. You're talking about the EVE? Like the baby footprints. Yeah, but they'd be like baby footprints.

In the middle of her chest? I didn't seen that. What the fuck? And it had like a, what was the meaning behind the baby in the middle of the chest? And then it'd be like a birthday, but you don't know if it's like a birthday or like they ain't make it day. Hmm.

Damn. Yeah, I don't want. That's a cold, boy. You look at him, stop you the neck. Don't argue, no bitch that go to Bootsy pool party. Oh! Don't argue with none of them hoes. Them bitches ready for whatever.

They're gonna go crazy. Don't argue with none of my hos. I'm gonna tell you the number one chick, don't argue with it. Who? You get on her social media and her name is King Anything. The bitch is stud. Don't fuck with her. I'm talking about King with the Y instead of the act.

You know. She's leaving herself way too much. Way too much. Hang up the phone. Hang up the phone. We sit in talking this shit, but I remember one time I quit fucking with the shit because she wanted to do three things in one day.

Mm-mm-mm. That's a lot. That's a lot that over-dirty. She wanted to do three things in one day? She thought of her guys had three different times. Nika. I'd have had a bitch want to do three things at night. Like, bitch, where else you think we're going?

Like, why do you want to keep going someday or what? You know, it's three o'clock. It's just got started. Bitch, it just got started. Dude Bob, tell the truth. The young chick to be so disappointed when you tell them y'all was going home. What was going now? To the house off.

It's bitch, we go and go to fuck. Are you going to drop me off? We all, bitch, something. They'd be so hurt over there. Oh, well, let me text them and tell them where you need to go and do that because we is at the crib, baby. But is that the new thing, though? Like, motherfuckers just want to be out all the time?

Yes. No, people always been out, because I remember you still coming out at 112 in the daytime. But after you do that shit for a couple years. Right. The shit play out. I'm too old. I'm too late. I don't really get me fucked by them.

Let me tell you the hardest time for the club. Where? is like between 10 and 12 when you're waiting to go. Like, that shit is forever because that's like when I doze off. Right. Because before then, you had pre-gaming because you got all your homeboys when you're young.

When you get older, it's just you and your old lady. And you're like, shit. I think I'm going to just watch the club from Instagram. I ain't really got to go. You know, because that's when you're debating if you really want to go. And then you start telling yourself shit that make you not want to go.

You're like, man, they're fineer than all of them. Yeah, then you'd be like, man, them niggas be bussing in that bitch anyway, man. You know, these niggas don't know how to act. You know, you start acting like, man. I got the pussy at the crib, really. When I don't want to go, I can try to lie, like, man, I don't know anybody at the door.

That's my lying when I don't want to go. I didn't tell you straight up, I stayed too far. Bluetooth. Hey. Uh-oh, somebody's been here before. Oh, shit. Bluetooth Shwanda. Bro, you fucking around and get half waiting on some niggas and go to sleep for real sleep,

like you ain't even know you sleep till you wake up to about 4.15 in the morning. 38 missed calls. 16 tech. The last text say, nigger, we're in the driveway. Hmm. Mm-mm. I had a nigger to pull up. I see them and I just asked me.

Hmm. I only took on the phone. I'm just tired. I see them calls. They come to the door. Like shit. We had lost the lighter. I lost my phone.

Hell no. It's good. You were just tweeting on that bitch. I know that bit somewhere. That old niggie shit. That shit was within your lap. That's the other one. That's the other one.

We didn't fall in the couch. Yep, they feel right in the couch. We got the old-head couches. Jay-O-N, play me some pimping, man. We got living legend. Duval in here. Rich broke. Man, we're just vibing decent, man.

We ain't two and too much. Yeah. Yeah, Jackson. I'm proud of y'all, man. Y'all doing y'all shit, y'all own way. That's what we doing, man. We're taking Marvin Gay here where we go, man. You and this motherfucker looking like Marvin Gay.

What about? On that picture. Right now? That's supposed to be me? Mm-mm. See? That's Marvin Gay, nigga. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah.

But you said it was me too. And I said you was looking like him on that picture. Oh, I looked like him. Yeah. I thought that's how it's supposed to be. See, that's a piece of wood in the middle of the picture holding the frame, so it's crooked like that. For real.

Yeah, I was just letting the shit lean because we hold weight, though. Okay, yeah. Oh, okay, okay, that was a good analogy right there. Hell, yeah, you feel me? Jacksonville, Jacksonville in this motherfucker. What are we talking about? Man, let's see what going on in this motherfucker.

Tyler Perry is officially a billionaire now. That, nigga, huh? But I'm gonna speak on behalf of Tyler Perry on this one. Because as a black man, I know that he didn't want everybody to know that right he definitely did not this really I didn't want to be the one to say it but since it's already out I'm just repeating it don't think that this is the official announcement right because as a black man if you went up to Tyler Perry he's still gonna be like man go

ahead I ain't doing that right I ain't fucking around what's what's most important than he being a billion is the fact that he own he has ownership one of the only black people are right own shit you're right saying it's owning big shit you know what i'm saying so to me that's bigger than being a billionaire right you know salute o g i'm about the technical talapair route with my comedy shit we all do it i think i do it already right because i everything i do i own i'm writing a plate you're talking about a street nigger they can sing real good but he wanted write children's books that's dope so he conflicted and his christian faith in the streets right because he had 100% street niggins but he loved

a lord right but he gifted with his art right in order to pursue these children books he got to give up the streets or something right yeah i've been working on my shit soon as i saw the it's a play or it's a musical i don't know i'm thinking they got to be a play first then the movie no go no do musical do a musical yeah he can already sing real good come on a thug with a heart of gold come on america is ready i love they kids America I love the kid they really are I can't take this shit no more but I love the kids I'm gonna sell crap but not running the kids that's on page 32 I was gonna get with your people about having you read for it that's gonna just assume you're gonna be

with it oh yeah oh yeah I fall with it oh this how you know Tyler Perry is still a real Talk your shit. It says he's been declared officially a billionaire. He's building a new house in East Atlanta. Nigger went to the east side. He'd been listening to Gucci. Uh-huh. About a lot of land over him.

Because if you listen to Gucci, he'd make East Atlanta sound fun. Hmm. Hmm. Think about it. With a horse farm and an airplane landing strip. He's just bawling on y'all and shy. You had an airplane on there. Yeah, the Atlanta stripper in his other house.

The one that I think Steve Harbour just bought. Yeah, that's some baller-ass shit. He harbord that bought a house? He just bought, I think he bought Talapir. Old House that was in, um, Peace Tree. You know, look, you buy my house while I buy this house. That's good, that makes it work. Real play of shit.

When you buy an old celebrity house, that's how you know you got some bread. Like Rick Rose did. Yeah, because 50 cents. He caught that one, though. Huh? He caught that one. Yeah, that was a sweet. That was sweet.

I like the land that he got over there more than the house. But you know what he could use that shit for like. benchy parties and shit yeah he still do for his his part of course his shit shit he's shot on coming to America too at that yeah he make money having let let let smart shout out to the big ball shout out to god damn rich man he's going crazy crazy talapair too uh salute the doctor dress his wife his wife his ex-wife that ain't no salute yeah no this is that thing you need a hug his ex-wife won two million dollars a month come give me a hug doctor

I saw that. She said she needed $9,000 drinking going through all this shit. Is that the one when she said she needed $900,000 in entertainment? Yeah. What about the one would they say for the Wi-Fi? What it was like $20,000 for Wi-Fi? 20-G. I don't know.

Who she's booking for $1,000? Every month? I don't know what she doing for $900,000 a month. And how much, and then, and she sells a big number for her phone bill, right? Like 20 Gs a month. What phone? Yeah, $20,000 a month? What phone bill costs?

What even? What email calls? What phone bill cost $25? That's what you say for emails and phone bill is $20,000 a month. What the fuck is she doing? I don't know. I mind my business, man, but that's ridiculous. Yeah, so I just won't understand it.

That's all I don't understand. That's ridiculous. Then they're talking about you got to keep them up by living to me. They got to keep their self up if they like to live. Keep it up. And since you like it, keep it up. Every day in 2020 has been interesting. Run.

Why I got to run for you? You Tamar Brex and stay in the news. What wrong with Tamar? Yeah. Half week, she was summoned. Now, this week, her boyfriend had put a restraining order to say she, she been beating on them. Man, I don't think Tamar like that, man. He just can't fight.

No, no, she was whooping that. You got to be, bro. A nigger, if a nigger put a restraining order out on you, man, that mean, he just, he, I'm tired, woman. He's one of them niggas. I'm tired. He's been holding her down while she was going, going through her six spell. Right. And then now he's like, oh, nah, for a motherfucker to go from holding you down,

they say, ah, nah, this is too much. That says a lot about that person. That's all I'm going to say. She might have whooped his ass. I don't know. Because after a while, you'd be like, you know how you with a girl and you'd be with it for a while? You'd be like, oh, no, this is crazy. Right.

For real. He might have had that bar, because sometimes it takes one thing, you'd be like, oh, no, they ain't bullshit. Ha ha. That'd be like that. It'd be like, and they'd be like, I told you. That's how to be. I don't think she throwed out like that over. I mean, everybody can't be lying.

I like this black news because it's good news too, man. Amon Shumper and Tiana Taylor had another baby in the bathroom. Say what? Amon Shumpur and Tiana Taylor. They said Eric Badoo had the baby four or two. That's dope. Yeah, but they said they had the baby in the bathroom. Yeah, natural.

She did it in the bathroom. Oh, they did that on purpose. Yeah. They tried to make it seem like the shit happened randomly. It happened randomly. No, no, they did it. It's a natural thing. It's a mom.

It's a house mom. She was the dula. Because she's certified, right? Erica Badu is certified. Yeah, she's the dula. Midwife, that's what it is. Me and wife. It's called a doula.

What's the house mom? That's the lady that gets you ready to have a thing. Oh, by dula. Oh. Come on, I know some shit now. Who? Bidula. She's the dula.

Yeah. That's hard. That's fine. When I have my next, baby, you're going to deliver it for me. Don't deliver it for me. I gotta get by this. Did y'all hear the R. Kelly got beat up by a white dude? That's it was fun.

I want to see footage. That's crazy. I wish I wish I... The crazy part, they was protesting why he did it. The reason why he did it because they was protesting outside for Arkelly. They had the jail on lockdown. He had the jail on lockdown. He was like, and he got mad and wanted the buck on him.

Yeah, but that dude that they showed the picture of, this thing had like 17 tattooed She'll drop things. Right. Try to get Arcad land. That's normal now. Right. I don't think that mean. National mean nothing.

Niggins are like, dude dropped. Yeah. Yeah. Don't want some rain drops under his eyes. You don't look like he crying for life. Hey, man. He's sad. The entire Rochester police department is resigning.

They left. How do you know something up when niggies didn't believe? Like, hey man, we got to go. They can't fuck with it. Noble. That niggas said, like, all the stuff on that paper, you say, you know it's Rochester. The police said, fuck it. The police said, fuck it.

So what niggas gonna do when you knuck's breaking their house? Who they're gonna call? I do, the ghostbusters, I guess. Call the bounty hunter. They gotta call somebody. The bounty hunter. The bounty hunter. Who?

Niggas know this here. When they, when they, niggas wasn't really doing. Niggas wasn't really doing nothing here for a while. And niggas was like, all right, we need these police bucks. But these niggas is bucking on us. Damn. Damn. I was wondering, does anybody know the black dude who dressed up like Obama

that let Trump cuss him out and call him a market? Does anybody know any of his cousins or anything? I'm talking about that niggas said right now. It's a good picture. All right. Listen here, you black. He said that shit too? I'm sure he did.

Oh. I was about to say, damn. To move on to see. No, he don't get a fuck. To move on to something more positive. 19 black families buy over 97 acres of land to create a safe city for black people. Good shit. Possibly the new Black Wall Street.

Good shit. They call it Freedom, Georgia. Don't make it the new Black Wall Street if they burned that bitch down. Right. Make it what they say they call them it? Freedom, Georgia. Freedom George. We got to have them on the show.

Bring them on the show. We got to bring them on the show. We got to bring on 19 families. We'll just bring like a reference. Oh, right, all right, all right, all right. Family number one. All right, all right, all right. Hey, these motherfuckin' fucking taking pictures like a motherfucker, man.

They brought everybody, you know that they brought their grandma. She's still in the car. He's still in the car. God, God. Grandma, y'all. You're like, girl. I heard this shit about an hour and a half away from. I don't know how part it is.

Can somebody, research department, tell me how hard. I hold that ain't by that, uh, that little spot that everybody was looking at. Tunesburg. That, that little thing we wouldn't go look at. Oh man, that shit. I ain't gonna say that. Y'all gonna get that bitch right. They bought that town.

They bought that town. They better have a good plan for it, but that motherfucker-in' up. But I believe in you shit. They bought it. I bet they had a plan. So shit, I'm down for it. If they don't like it, I buy it from them for less than nothing, though. I ain't buying it for what they paid for.

I know they paid because they wanted 2.5 then. They probably just talked about like 1.8. You know, you're already plotting on the real estate? No, I'm saying I buy it from that way it could flip it back, stay back in the black community. I like how you're thinking. That's rich bro. Come on now. Just like you doing the hood where you, you, when niggas get all the shit and they gotta go to jail.

Don't you buy it from for the loan? Where you get all your cards from? Shit, people doing bad. Niggas doing bad. Yeah. Shit, that's the American way. Yeah, I'm here to help. I don't think I'm taking it back.

I'm here to help. I'm here to help the motherfucker, but I put him on every time. That's what Bell Bonds men do. I mean, not Bell Bonds, that's what the... Storage Wars do. Yeah, storage wars. What's the Pond Shop? What's the Pond Shop did?

When you're going bad, they get you what you need. Not what you want, you're gonna get what you need. Exactly. Tumsboro. So shout out to them people, man, who made that happen. made that happen that's a hell of a play yeah i would do it in my idea i would use it for something else but but what it is though it is a ladder it is can i do what i want to say yeah let's talk this shit it is enough for them to start if they have a functional object

I believe that that's what I saw too you see what I'm saying like what my idea what my idea was for it it would have worked right because I didn't need that much to fix it would have been dope but now but we went down their hands-on and really actually was just like walking on the premises property and shit and it was just like all right you could say to this motherfucker who probably been had it who ain't even tested since the 60 they made a movie show about that on Netflix you know what I'm saying what uh he bought his he bought his um this town and they got fucked up so they ended up having to move to this town and start that shit over right and then the thing the crate part but they had one share

on them on no like three over the whole time they were black so like you really get started some shit if you really want to go down there and you know what I'm saying got to get on the political side and then really take time they're the shit right they know what they're doing Got me a whole bunch of acres, that shit. They already got the, uh, the bootland in Mississippi, ain't? I ain't bought the land in Mississippi yet. Oh, yeah? That shit actually high as fuck.

I've been looking at Alabama. I've seen how for like 175. But who wants to live in Alabama? It wasn't even that. It was just buy it. Just to have it. Just to have property. Just in case shit go wrong.

God damn it moving to Alabama. Listen here. I buy on my property in Georgia. Just only in Georgia? Well, for the moment. I ain't found shit in. Don't necessarily. Buy some shit out the country.

You got to go to Bahama. I want to go to Bahama. You should definitely buy some shit in Bahama. Buy some shit out the country. That way you ain't got to pay no taxes, no state, I mean no property taxes. Right. Well, you're really living free. Yours forever.

I've been telling a nigger that shit, bro. And it's a lot less, too. I've been telling them that. You can go like to Honduras and get some shit. You got your dual citizenship? I should have been dated, but I never. I never did it because it was so, the only place I would get in the Bahamas,

but I've been there so much, I really didn't need nothing. That's the only reason I was gonna get it just a stunt. To say I got dual citizenship, but I really didn't need it. But you gotta think about doing citizenship, you can get the fuck away from over here, man, be gone. I can get the fuck away from over here now.

I know that, but I'm saying, like it be gone without having a limited amount of time to be gone. Even with that, like, if I really wanted to be go, to think about, it ain't hard to leave. It's hard to get back in this motherfucker. Yes, that's the thing. You can go.

You can get the hell on and don't get a twist. There ain't no place on earth better than America. America's good. This the only- I tell my motherfuck this is all the place. This is the only place where a nigga can come from nothing and be something still. Ain't too many places where niggas going from where we from or where you grew up at or where I grew up at where he grew up at and become a millionaire. Right. And what other country you heard from that from something?

But you can broaden your horizons and start. I know other countries definitely better than this shit. No, this is great man. But this only great for working opportunities though. That's what it's here for. What else you want? That's what I said. Other than that, I mean, that ain't nothing.

It's more than life than just working. Why you think people from other countries come in and come up? Because they see the opportunity. I'm gonna tell you what they're making. What make America different from everywhere else is you can literally make it here doing some bush. That's why other people be like, oh my God, he made it doing this. Right. If I was there, I would do this and this is all I would do there.

I ain't say that either. I said this is a working country other than that. Not working, how are working in the mother motherfucker was working for 10 cents a day? I ain't going over that to work. Shit, that's working. But I ain't going over there to work. I go over there and live, but make my money here. You see what I'm saying?

But that's what I'm saying. I go over there and live, but make my money here. I would. You see what I'm saying? You crazy. I don't know, but see the American creature conference that we used to, you ain't going to have them over there. Right. And like, just think at the middle of the night, you want to go to Walmart.

You can't do that. You can't do that. When they get dark where I live at... Oh, I know it. If you ain't got what you need, you ain't got it. But you know, some shit, I mean... And sometimes the internet go out, everything go out on my eye. And you can just chill it.

Right. So if you don't know how to just chill like that... But see, you got your island. But that's what I'm saying. So certain places, you got to know where... Like, it's certain places that's a little more... A little more Americanized and shit. Right, right, right.

But certain places, like, where we think like, shit, I'mma chill and just... You gotta be really ready for them. No, that's what I'm saying. I'm a chill at. That nigger, bro, that's why a lot of shit. I don't need all that loud-ass shit. I would literally be ducked off in Bahamas, a nigga. I want to see you come to my spot for like two weeks.

Back. Off the grid. I'm talking about all the way. But you know, chilling is all the way. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Chilling.

I'm serious, dad. I want to see him. How long do you think he's going to land? Four days. Hey, can you see D.C. Sooner. He tried to get down reach somebody and they fall on the door. Man, fuck, man.

I don't need to reach nobody. Who I need to talk to? Who I need to talk to? Because if I'm chilling for two weeks, I already secured. Degro what I'm saying? You only chill because you're worried about that. But just like you say, Digo, I'm saying.

Them discomforts will make me so discomfit. No, I'm chill and I need some of them creature comforts. Right. So I know if a young nigga like you, but you'll go crazy. I go crazy sometimes when the internet be, like sometimes a water might not cut on, This is an island living for real.

It's a lot of shit that we just can't just go and do. I don't know if your skin, like the sandflies, that's what they don't show you on these Instagram pics. The goddamn sandflies and the mosquitoes tan, your motherfucking ass up in paradise. No. By the third day, you ever watch Neck and Afraid? Can I get another plate?

These motherfuckers be quitting because the mosquitoes bitter. That shit hurt. That shit hurt, nigga. No. But my body immune to it, so it don't bite me like that. I can't believe you ain't set your water bill on auto payback. For what? No, when the pandemic happened, when the pandemic happened, I cut all that shit off

because I was like, fuck that, I need all my money. What? I cut all my auto pay off. For real. Damn right. I pay it when I get it. Oh, no, I don't want the fry. You loaded them up?

Oh, he loaded them up. What's that? Where you got that from out there? Yeah, yeah. That's fine. Y'all got a regular fry? Yeah, regular fry. Where the menu at?

Where the menu at? Hey, boy. That's shit. Bus! See, I want to say I'm an island, bro. I can eat shrimp steak all day, bro. I be chilling, bro. Long as I got my necessity, this shit.

I be, Nicky, I fish. Listen, that's a piece of now. I'm an old nigger. I just do this shit. I just do this shit. It's a piece of night. What's five things you need? Five things I need.

To survive. To survive. Yeah. Outside your family and all that, but I'm saying like for your own personal creature comforts, what's five things you need? I need, I need, I need a knife. I need you, baby, get it something off me. If long as I get something off me, I'm good. I need a knife.

Formo. And this, I'm kicking it. What are you talking about to survive or did you just? Just kicking it. Just chilling. You ain't, we're not, you're negative. Well, you're trying to cook. No, I, aye, aye, aye.

Get a skillet. All right, all right. I'm like, I need my tick. Gotta have a fire stick. I got to have my tip, God damn. No, you're going to stay in the house. All right, I. You're going to the extreme.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, not that extreme. Fine, fine. I gotta have my knife. All right. I really don't need it, but just to have some type of access to have some type of communication on the outside. You gotta have a phone.

Okay. All right. Okay. You gotta have a hole. Okay. You dig what I'm saying? You're right. And then after that, after that, shouted, we gotta have a little bread that just maneuver.

That's all I do. I'm good. I'm good. You said most of the shit you need. Right. You gotta have at least a woman. You can't just be on that motherfucker back. You gotta have some pussy.

Right. Pussy. Right. Drugs. Right. Um, pussy drug. Right, look, that's all you need. I gotta have a, no, I gotta have camera, a camera, like a phone to be able to do the fun

shit like to, to, to, to, to navigate, you know, not even navigate, just to take pictures and record, record, record me with the dishes. Proof of existence, motherfucker. No, for afterwards, when I tell y'all, when I let y'all know what happened. Right, right, right, right. So I need that, right. Right. What else I said, money?

You just have money and drugs, you say, puts and drugs and phones. In a boat. Need a boat? Yeah. Need a boat? Yes, because we're gonna go have fun on the boat, swimming and fishing. I mean, but that's a part of the ensemble, the boat and fishing. Okay.

You feel me, I'm, need a barbecue, take the hot dolls and shit on the boat. Well, I only need three things then. I need Wi-Fi. Did I say Wi-Fi? Uh-uh. Oh, I definitely need Wi-Fi. I mean, that's part of the phone ensemble, though. I definitely need Wi-Fi.

Like, I don't get fuck where I go. It ain't no Wi-Fi there. It ain't fun. I'm a real islander, bro. I'm a real islander, bro. Once I tap in, I'm tapped in. What island have you been on that was just straight-chee? That was just straight-chid?

Like, yeah, not no tourists yet. Turrets to Kiko. I'm talking about people aren't even outside like that, my nigga. Like 10 people at the beach, nigga. That's like one of the romantic island. Man, it was like 10 people at the beach, nigga. I'm like, niggins shit, peaceful. I'm just sitting out of the house thuging.

The most. Cooling. Bermuda. Bermuda. It wasn't shit going on. Bermuda. Bermuda, though. We're lit, but I'm saying as far as I'm doing that.

I couldn't have been there a long time. Right, right, no, no. What was there like four days? Four or five days? But see, one thing about Bermuda it is, it's, it's, you just gotta know somebody. Hey man, guess what? There was no better place to get in on all of the action,

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But if you jump in the car, go down the street, make two lefts, it'd be 500 motherfuckers over there. One way in, one way out. Thugging. No, they treat that good in Burmew. But now, I'm a real island over. I had a lot of fun. I'm just not deep sea fishing with the shards, though.

You don't like the water? I love the water, but I just ain't playing with death like that. That ain't playing with death. You're playing with death. You're playing with them. I play with like the little land shark. Let me crawl before I walk. I want to say I wouldn't do it.

Let me crawl before I walk. Put me with a little land shark. What you want to be with a nurse shark? Yeah, I want to go in and play with me. The one that looks like catfish? Yeah. You want to be with them up brother. They don't even bite.

Yeah, I want to play with them. Then we get the big one, you know what I'm saying? Go buy the stingray, because you know, you can die from the stingray. Go fuck around. I take me to the one that y'all know that like humans. I fuck with the shark, full the stingray. We didn't see. You know, the star.

Yeah, the sting ray. I ain't... You seen some shit? I ain't too much, know too much about them like that. Right. I mean, I didn't did the whole thing to act, you know, one time said, alright, let me take a picture with them. Right. But I ain't fucking around like in normal population.

Oh shit. The shit you had done there, it was like, alright. I ain't gonna lie that motivated me to want to do that shit. When you sat right there and had all them shorts, you had like third of them bitches. That's my whole purpose of doing it, man. That's my whole purpose of doing it, man. To give us to do most shit. Because you are what you see and it opens your mind of.

So I try to do stuff for people that's like me. Because if you see a white man do or somebody that don't look like you do it, you don't pay no attention. But when you see somebody else do it, you're like, man, I'm gonna do that. Just like we're housing and buying land. When you see niggins like that buying land makes you wanna do it.

Just like when you see me buying the plane and say, shit, I probably do need to. Like when you came to me that time, you was like, shit, so how much you got the plane for it? It makes you inquisitive to do it. And I still been thinking about it too. Because you see the business in it. Yeah, yeah.

You see the, I see the motherfucking expenses in it. And you see how you save money. Right. People think you're bawling, but it's really you're doing it for business and you save money and it's good for taxes and all. Right, right. You know what I'm saying?

Because you can write it off. Right. Because it's a part of your fucking business. It's a fucking right. I ain't going to front of it takes a lot of money though, but you're going to spend that money on taxes anyway, so you might as well put it in there. For real. You just drop some game and some business all in one conversation.

I hope. I was just sitting here just listening and I hope they. Because I'm high right now. Me, I'm high too, and I'm like. I've been telling my, he need to get that island. See, he don't like the water. He went to old, you ain't been to see him in no tape top. You know what? We need to do an 8 to 5 South show.

He don't like it by that. We need to do an 85 South show at the aisle, at my house. A getaway at the house. What? Just at my house in the Bahamas. Whenever they open that bitch back up. Right, because they got it where it's quarantined. You got to stay there for 14 days in the same spot.

But ain't it warm at the end of the year in Bahamas? It's warm all year round. but i'm saying like we just need to go so y'all can get the fit give your audience a feel of the vibe of peace with in so you can vibe with everything don't you gotta ride drive your boat to your island on no i fly my plane out there you can fly you can fly private they used to do commercial flight once a week but since this shit happened they ain't they shut their shit down yeah but if you had to do a citizen that's your only thing No, I can still do it now.

It's just I got to sit there. For 14 days. Yeah, and I don't want to feel like I'm in jail. You see what I'm saying? You didn't know, nah, nah, nah, nah. You're grown that, man. That's the, that's the thing, dude. Like you said, it's hard to get back in.

I always be thinking they ain't going to let me back in for some reason. Yeah. Yeah, it's still, they don't bullshit getting in this motherfucker. Why they do that? Man, America don't play about that. America ain't no joke, bro. We think it because we take it. because we take it for granted.

But shit. Why you think the motherfuckers be sneaking over to try to get over this motherfucker? The motherfuck are coming in all. They don't just walk in this bitch. They try to give it. It's very rare to you. And I tell you how good it is here.

Man. You don't, that's what I'm saying. You don't hear black people to take how good it is, right? Hey, man. You got to leave the bed looking back and be like, man, we got it good over there. We can get fat.

Being able to live in a country where you can get fat if you want to. If you want to. That is the biggest flex. You can eat. Anytime you want you You could just wake up, bus the left, be right at the goddamn walking house.

Put it in four hours. We live in a country where we can complain and not get killed for it. That's the biggest place. Now, that's probably the biggest shit we got. You know what I'm saying? Like, you could talk shit. We could cuss out our president.

Man, I was in the Philippines. You think Trump. He made Trump look like the Pope. The president of Philippines. What's the Hugo Chavez? I don't know. This motherfucker here, his son

got arrested for drugs. He said, if he come find out that his son was doing that, he's going to kill him himself. Hold on. What's his name? You see it on there? He said what now? He said what now? This nigger for his campaign, he threw a motherfucker out of a helicopter.

Who? He did. Rodrigo de Terrible. Say his name again. He a gangster for real. He's a gangster for real. He made it martial law. If you see somebody, you can shoot them straight. This is the wildest shit, though, and it's fucked up. And this in Honduras? Huh?

That's in the Philippines. No, that's in the Philippines. He was this wild shit over. What year that war? He's doing it right now. But guess what? Ain't no crime at that, bitch. There ain't never been a crime like that.

There's no crime? Nigga, I haven't been the country's where they say if you get caught with, that's the only place. When I go over there on that east side of the world, I don't fuck around with weed shit. Uh-huh. They got a place, not in Dubai, I was in, I think, Indonesia, if you get caught with drugs, the killing me is death. Dye.

Like, I ain't fucking around. It ain't worth it. It ain't worth it. You're not for no blunt. We got the good over here. I would be able to be over there two weeks over here, but I'm having a great time. Yeah, America lit, then the motherfucker is lit. We got time to complain.

We got. I think the drugs to bring me back. Like, I got to come back and smoke a blunt. And it's going to eventually get like that. That's why I won't. Once we understand who we're at, by the time it get like that, we're good. Oh, the dude is the boxer or some shit. He's a wrestler.

Say it again, read it to him. Let me see. What happens, John? It's the Iranian wrestling champion. He is, they got him, he's about to get executed. They said he had a role in a 2018 protest against the government. He about to get executed? But for the shit we do all the time marching and protesting.

He's about to get executed for in West Country. And they're probably going to publicize him an example. They're going to make an example. But he was a wrestling, man. And they're going to talk shit after they do it. He was the wrestling chimp. But no man is stronger than me. The law is the law and no one is above the law.

Then he's going to say a bunch of shit that we don't understand. I'm not going to say it because I want to fend them. Yeah, I was ready to go to another time. to another time. Them niggas show up. No, no, let's discuss what you said, my friend. No, don't discuss it. I agree.

I see why y'all did what y'all did. No, look at my face when I talk to you, when you talk to me. Look at my face. You want to talk? Hmm. Yeah, the motherfuckers don't play. Show up smelling like baby powder. They who?

Them rich motherfuckers show up smelling just like baby powder. They bring an extra motherfuckers who ain't got nothing to do with it. Niggas, we got it so good. We can sit here and just talk shit and make money to do it. And ain't nobody. gonna do shit to fuck in the pit mother of a pandemic freedom of speech i remember when they didn't even use to let niggins talk in public that's why i get on this bitch and show my ass every time they turn the camera on because they wouldn't even let my granddad to talk shit in public

come on that niggas couldn't even sit three deep nowhere that they could just take everybody what you think loitering means we don't want no niggas round here Mm-hmm. See what that shit came from. Standing around. Yeah, we had to stand somewhere. We ain't invited in. They only want a nigga on the curb.

You in the street. I mean, we're on the grass. Get all the grass. These niggas just want to float. They just want to float. I don't know how to float, bet, dog. Hey, I wonder if some niggas ever stop the white man from drinking out the colored

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The white only bathroom is full right now. You're going to shit on yourself. No stuff. You go to shit on yourself. Ain't nobody dropping no stinking load in here. It ain't a color person. Colored on you just go ahead to weigh it in the line I wish you the best

Hey boy this is right here. That's how I know I'm having I think of the dumbest shit one of them have Stupid shit Play some music man, they're quiet in this bitch Everybody blow This is a blessing man It is

This is They didn't work. Oh, they can't smoke on the job? No, man. We take the shit serious. And we drug testing. You all drug testing? Me and him.

We got to know how high the TAC here. Yeah. Y'all got a menu for that? What? You got a menu for that? Hey, boy. Can I check it out? I mean, oh, we got a shrimp back.

Oh, just shrimp. Yeah, yeah. You know crazy, I don't eat seafood. I don't blame me. The only thing I do eat, like I eat, like when I'm on the island, like I eat Gruper. I like Grupa. Oh, you got to read that Red Snob. And Wahoo.

You ever had Wahoo? Wahoo. That shit tastes like chicken. Wahoo? Yeah. No dead serious. It's a fish. It's a fish.

And it tastes like chicken. Yeah, Wahoo. I started eating it when I was in Rootan. Everybody ain't got that raw time. What is it? Groupa tastes like chicken too. It was cooked, right? Y'all are for group.

I eat a tuna state. No, I like snapper. Hold up, man. Snap, okay. What is it? Honduras. Oh, okay. But never mind.

Delete the cell. Ryan, you have some people over there in Honduran on? Where are you from, man? Nidja, Miami. Where your people's from, Nick? Oh, shit. My bad. He didn't want to say it on camera.

Hey, don't you hate what a motherfucker? You tell him a motherfucker you from. some way, he'd be like, you know TV junk? Hey, bleep that out. I don't want to y'all. All of Vietnam, he would bump with the TV guy. He don't want everybody to know where he's from. I had to force some of his paperwork so he could stay there.

Oh, okay. Oh, shit, real around here. He didn't tell nobody. I get it now. I get it now. You see, he ain't want to say Miami. Miami. Now, where are your people from? Man.

How do you from? They're from somewhere else. We need to figure out why TV John ain't learned English yet. You've been here long. How long you been here? The whole time. The whole time. You can say you got your green car, you good, bro.

He was born here. Hey, hey, right now, Trump ain't got, he got too much shit going on to pay attention to you right now. How long you been here? Don't zoom in on him. Six years. You been here six years, nigga? No, he's been here.

I thought you been here. No, he been in six years. He's been real with me. I bring the real life. So, hey. Stop talking to him. You're gonna get this paperwork fucked up, man. Y'all gonna edit this part.

Right. Joe, a asshole. He ain't cut nothing out. Yeah. Yeah. He'll put that shit up. Six years dead on. What's your social security number?

8, 8, 71. Man, delete some of this shit. All I said was D.C. were talking. I want to hear what he was saying. Look how he is. Joe's thing. He's making a beat up there by itself. He think he ain't here by himself.

That's how he is, man. I'm telling you. Every time I look over there, it feels like, like 98, like 1998. Don't he look like a nigga from 19. Look at that one goal on the side. He got one on the side. He got that one goal on the side. He's a hot boy.

They've got the turk goals, the little turk goals. He looks like he ready to go to a bar that lean up against the wall and do this on a bitch, y'all, man. Ah, you stupid. Type of nigger who turn up when that Fifth World Weaver, come on. Wop, baby, walk, walk, walk, baby. Walk, baby. Come on, baby. Wait, wait, man.

That nigga turn up to some fifth wall weaving. Rest the piece, Fifth World weaving, man. Oh, gee. Man, you're from Florida. What made you move to Atlanta, man? Hey. Shit, comedy. Not even just comedy, just knew I had to get out of Jacksonville

if I wanted to be somebody. Man, I know that shit right. And that was, that was 96. Before all this shit. I was four. 96. I moved. I moved.

I owe you on there. 19. Damn. That was four. I stayed in Jacksonville for a year after I graduated. And I was in that muff. I was really in the streets and I was like, no, I got to get up. That comedy shit saved my life from being up here.

Is everybody else that was with me, they all got either knocked off or passed on. You know? Real out you in each school. Real out you in each group. It's always going to be real, you know. It's always going to be real. It's just what you do with the game you got, with the cars you dealt.

Right. Your down show can win. Yeah, we all can win. Like I said, a motherfucker can come from nothing. Motherfolk come from a whole other country where it wasn't an electrician to become a millionaire. We can do it right here from the trap. Right.

Exactly. We got to tap into that mindset. Yep. We are. We got it. We do. Y'all niggas making money more than we did in the in the industry. You know, shit, niggas playing with some money in that.

Right. Wouldn't this shit have? Now I didn't have to understand what... What's in this shit that? Or it passed you? Ain't nobody told me a motherfucker. I say young niggas playing with money. It's stepped up.

We're the artists that paid the price. Oh, yeah. Shit, they're money out here. Everybody gets it. They still owe me for what they did to the cold crew. That's what they did. That's what I tell niggas all the time. I'm overcharging niggas for what they did to the cold time.

Hey, I'm still mad. I'm overcharging niggins for what they did to. For what they did to goddamn Bruce, Bruce and all the OGs in there. What have? Nothing. I'm just saying they worked hard. They had to get on the road and do the Chitlin circuit. Right, right.

So now I'm overcharging for the people that paved the way for us. Then y'all overcharged for us for niggas like me. You know what? Some of them stories, I don't be believing, though. Like what? Sometimes, like old niggas get the way. telling stories and they'd be forgetting that you don't heard them sometimes. It's like, they start exaggerating like,

nigga, I mean one time we drove eight hours. Shit, I did. It split $40. I was like, why the fuck y'all do that? No. Why the fuck did y'all do that? Nick, I used to be, I used to be tired of them driver. Word.

Just like, that's how I used to get paid on the road because there ain't none of the niggas had cars. Right. I was doing a nigga with a car. I had like a Crown Vic, you know, police version. You could drive that motherfucker to Alabama everywhere. Right. I make $500 and they give me five minutes on the stage going crazy.

But in my mind, I got $500 to do a show. Right. So shit, it was a win for me. So we, but I lose it because I get a ticket so I'm in the rear. Right. So shit, but that's how I think you used to be on the road. But how you used to be, how used to make your money is you do city to city. That's why I call the chip and something.

You do all them cities, you fuck around, I have a stack or 1,500, you know, so. And back then, that was better than goddamn work on a job. Hell, yeah. You know? You can have a hell of a weekend. Hell of a weekend. Right. Just hit a different coming spot.

You can come back home with five bands, you know? I'm talking about just in the beginning stages. Once I started doing my own shit, it was on after that. Right. Take off. Never looked. Look at these niggins talking that old kind of shit. Yeah, you know once we start.

No, you know you had the most... You know you had the most... You don't even like talking to old shit. I don't even like talking to old shit. I guess we could. said now it it but it ain't been that long you gonna like when it's all setting done you had one of the most legendary comedy nights in the whole country it'll be stupid for you to come on here with the comedies and me not

asked you and bring up tripping on Tuesday that shit was a statement motherfuckin't it really made the Atlanta uptown comedy club be known as that club it was a vibe man it was like something that you can't recoup I mean duplicate you know you know what I'm saying because it had all the comedians and it had all the industry it had everything it was shit it was deaf comedy jam in Atlanta you know what I'm saying every Tuesday every Tuesday and you had every celebrity any celebrity you could think of they came to it and they participated in it you know what I'm saying we used to do the fake orgasm content that's when women

was okay with having a good time and doing crazy shit you know what I'm saying so it was just dope you know what I'm saying and a lot of people came up out of it Right. You know what I'm saying? You came up through them shits. Because people, you couldn't just get on stage neither. They were booing the shit out of you. Right, right.

Do they booed niggas still? No. Niggins don't get booed. I think, I think. College show. No, I'm kid, wild ahead. Boo! They don't really count, though.

What wrong with you, boo? But see, it's a few colleges. It's a few colleges that are known for doing that. They were booed you. I ain't gonna say, but they are, because it's the same college where it's like, if they love you, they show you, they show you.

show you the most love. Yes, sir. Out of every show they have, somebody gonna catch it. Yes, sir. They fucking up one part of us. And they don't have a shit to do with how good the comedian is or none of that. It's just, that's just they thing. I had one show at this school.

They heckled me all night with Desi Banks. Fucking, yes, sir. I was like, that nigger not coming. But apparently his joke wasn't. His joke went viral, and this just what they say around campus all this. Like, everybody said the whole fucking school. So even I'm up here rocking, I'm just like, yes, er, yes, sir. Why y'all just didn't call this nigga then?

But I called him, I was like, bro, you got to come up here because they love your stinking ass. For real. Yeah, sir. Damn. Hell yeah. I was like, y'all did not. I like saying him do his thing. He's going crazy.

I like him. I'm gonna tell you who I like on social media doing them skits now. Do that. I like Desert Banks. I like Drew. What's name? Drusie, 2K. Yeah.

Funny. I like, I like your boy, Moneyback Mafia. Moldev, he goes stupid. That nigga's stupid. He's stupid. I like Super Cam Char. Can't. Get fucked by none of that.

Yeah. You know who funny to me, bro? It's one more. You know who fun to me, bro. What? Lala. Lala. Lala.

Which one is Lala? Lala. Sizzar hands. No. Skinny Lala. Yeah, that's her. Lala Milan now. Yes.

It used to be Lala Cister Hands. Listen, man. You want to lay a man. Hey, man, that character crazy and fuck, man. Lola, Malin. Yeah. I'm gonna check it. I like Pretty V, too.

Pretty V. Oh, Pretty V. I'm trying. I like her. She's funny and fuck. She's funny as fuck. She's funny as her. to the action.

She's doing things. There's a lot on there coming up that doing their thing. I just want to stay down and stay consistent and knowing that. You know in a few years, you're going to be OG. You damn near OG to these niggas now. Oh, hold on. Let me shut out. I let them do that thing.

Let me shout out some of them niggas. The nigga always be making me laugh. Tony Becker with the voiceover. Yeah. But he's OG though. He damned up there with me when it comes to social media shit. Currwin Claiborne, that nigger What's the dude that be doing the Christian?

He still forgot that shit. Kevin, is it on stage? Kevin. Kev on stage. I mean, I didn't even be watching people like that. He do like, it's not, he don't even come off like a Christian comedy, but he got that dead clean shit. Yeah, he's like, he still a real nigga with it. But I do want them to know that they can definitely transition that and take it to on stage.

Of course, Country Wayne too. Oh, country. but he doesn't transition into that motherfucker on stage that's how he's supposed to yeah but he took his time just like you did that's why people respect you and not that y'all need the comedians respect the o-g comedians respect but you see when we see people like you like i told people all the time when i said i was like oh he gonna be a right just the fact you being on stage yeah right you got to get in that war you got to get in that war you're all the way you're gonna fight you know what i'm saying it honestly you don't even have to do it because at this point y'all

can make a living without doing stand-up. You know what I'm saying? But at the same time, the fact that you're still doing it and you ain't got to do it, that says a lot. It feels good, you know what I'm saying? Just to get in tune with the people, you know what I'm saying? Like, they're gonna really let you know what it hit. And let me tell you why I work in your favor too.

Because now, that's the only thing working now, you know, is stand-up comedy and all the niggas that would just make me going on. And you can forever go on the road with that forever. That's what I'm saying. I'm talking about in all entertainment. Right. Not even rappers ain't making no money. Only people making money, it's niggas that know how to do.

that know how to do stand there. So it work in your favor. Now, unlike the other niggins that's on social media, that just stuck in just doing skits and this, that whatever. They ain't got no else to me. But it's a few of them that fake like they're gonna actually start doing comedy. Like every year, like every year they come out.

Alright, man, I'm out. Because they want to do it, right. It's scared. Hey, but this is a real game, though. But the more you do one, you're gonna get better. But you gotta understand. This stand-up shit is a real game. But on social media, you don't have to deal with it.

But on social media, you don't have to deal with. with the fails. Failures. Because you got by that by yourself. Yeah, so when they get up on stage, they- But stand-up is a real fight. You up there. Ain't editing on stage.

Oh no, sir. You better go for what you know. Yeah. It is what the biggest. It is what's the best thing ever. But you know what I always get respect to the OG. It's crazy because I did a radio and they were like my top five comedians. I had them.

I shot a low side. Um, but just the OG that paid away and, And since I'm gonna be a stand-up comedian, this ain't natin that motherfuckers is just rocking with me with, and this is just a title that I got. And it's like, look, I'm a stand-up comedian. Y'all got to take it for what I give it to y'all. That ain't what that war.

So I had to go figure out, what is a stand-up coming? What does a stand-up coming do? Who is he to say he is a stand-up coming? We don't really choose. Did this shit choose up? You see what I'm saying? So it was like, all right. Once I know that, it was like, all right.

Now I got to find my voice. on state what is my purpose how do I where's my strengths where's my weakness check this out and this one of them you know comedians and anybody can be a stand-up comic right you know I mean like a stand-up comic you know just you know it's say funny things right but a comedian can say things fun right so even to be a comedian you still have to go on stage to put you know shrink down to the stand-up comic is a small part of the comedian. Like, you're a comedian, because you can be funny on a song,

you can be funny and play, on the, you know what I mean? That's a comedian. Oh, hell. But that's what I'm saying? How do I perfect the stand-up? Stand on stage. You see what I'm saying? Just stay on stage.

That's the key to all this shit. And that's the craziest part about doing it. I don't tell nobody how to do comedy. I just tell them, just stay on stage. It ain't no right way to do it. It ain't no blueprint of this shit, just do it. And that's the shit they used to make. make shit like death jam dope because everybody came to the stage different they found

the way to make their shit different right different boys saying it's like if you watch deaf comedy jam 90% of the motherfuckers who do comedy gonna grab the grab the uh motherfucker microphone move the mic stand out the way then you'll see an old niggum come on stage and that niggins just turned to the side and tell all these jokes like and still get you know what I'm saying it's like they had little nuances that made the shit funny now it's like everybody watch what works what works let me see what's safe what works he got a joke about this I had a joke about that right I know the shit gonna work because I got a whole duplicate of what works right and that's what makes comedy and they ain't got no

they got no choice because that's all they know that now if if a motherfucker if I was 20 years old and I'm viral and a nigga offered me five thousand dollars to come up to a city I'm gonna do it too but you know what I ain't take I ain't so when they get when they get but they know they got to do 45 minutes so now in that 45 minutes they got to hurry up with some material right so they're going whatever they see work but you see but but see that's what I said I got to go tap in to go figure that out so I didn't go take money when they start calling they start calling 4500 fire rats can he do 15 20 minutes I'm like wow I don't even know what the fuck I don't even want to go out there and even had that name

you feel what I'm saying and burn myself up and burn myself up and burn myself, I said, nah, since they call them, just stay hot on Instagram, but I'm gonna go do the workout rooms and just come up with some materials and get five. So that's what I did. I did that for a year. You did it right. You did it right.

When I did it got right. You wouldn't, it won't, that shit, you could do that shit for two years. You get to make one. Two years. You get to make one run, and then the whole world get to know. Like, that nigg bullshit on that stage. Right.

They give you one more chance. But after that, it's over. Right. When your audience get mature and they pay to see you left, like the older audience, they really come for comedy. Young people, they don't know what come. Y'all actually teaching them what comedy is. You know what I'm saying?

Like we came up on deaf comedy jam, these young motherfuck are coming up on y'all are wild and out. So that's what they mindset of what comedy is. So they don't really know, but when you get older, you live in life, so your comedy is life. That's why colleges is hard to do, because they ain't live life yet. Right, they don't know.

Yeah, they still children. Yeah, they still children. They think they ain't. But when you get older and go through life, you really want comedy now. So it's a different thing. So all that bullshit you're bullshit in when you was younger, on these young kids, that ain't gonna work

when you go do these comedy clubs with grown folks. Like when you do comedy clubs, do it be older motherfuckers that's what they're old ladies. Grown, grown, grown, grown, because there ain't nothing but to grown. Yeah, that's who's spend money. That's what the consistent money is in adults. Right.

Young people are finicky and fickle. Right. They like shit. They like shit now. Then later on, they move on. Because it's about being cool when you're young. And being on the same shit ain't cool when you young. When you older, you want what you want, you don't want nothing else.

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Because they ain't gonna be thinking it next week. Right. So it don't matter. Right. Stay woke. So when you do these colleges and shit. But you ain't even had to lift that leg up, but it was already there. That they were like, eh.

Yeah. So doing the colleges and shit, those just fans that's gonna come see you in five, six, seven, eight years from that. It's just invest. You just lay in the foundation for them young niggas. Right. So they can actually see a comedy show. Because I was the young nigga that was only doing, at one time I was the only nigger doing like comedy shows like that.

Like hip-hop. like for a young nigga hip-hop. You know what I'm saying? So all them niggas not grown. So they grew with me. So that's why my shit's so I built that foundation. Right. Because I remember. You know what I'm saying?

It's just like y'all doing right now. Like this generation, when you get my age, like y'all already laying the foundation now. So when you get to this level, you're going to have a crowd. You're never going to fall off. Like you, you pretty much planting your seeds right now for later on because they're going to grow with you. Right.

And because they go, and when they get older, they're going to be like, hey, let's go see D.C. Because he's going to tell his old lady because his old lady going to see it as nostalgia. You're nostalgic. I'm nostalgia to a lot of people. Right, right, right. And that's what you want to be.

You want to be that song when it come on, you'd be like this. You know what I'm saying? Oh, my nigger Duvall down. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. Shuddy! For real.

Carlos in this motherfucker, hello. You know why we like Nick Cannon's so? You know why people like Nick Cannon so much? Because they grew up on this nigga. From Nickelodeon. It's kind of hard to not like somebody that you grew up with. It's like your family member. It's like a radio personality.

You in the car with them every morning. That's why people like Ricky Smiley are going to be there forever. Or Tom Joyner can quit when he want to quit. Because you're part of the family. Right. Nigel know you. Yeah. Like they don't see us.

They see us like friends. We ain't family members. You're their cousin, you're their cousin, you know what I'm saying? That's how they see it. Right. You know, and it works with you. That's the cold part about this. We ain't like the rappers.

Like they... Right. The rappers got to try to make it hit every time. Shit, it's hard. But the rappers would be thinking everybody gave her up on them too soon. Right. Rappers got a career like football player. You know what rappers start fucking up at?

When they start doing the shit they want to do. Don't nobody want to hear the shit that you're like, yeah. Do the shit that you know. We like. I got this new song. No! No!

I got this new artist. I got this new artist. We don't want to hear him. Let the man rap. Let the man. Started fucking with you and you might tell us about some more diggas. No. Make another one like we like, bro.

Let them rap. Oh my God. Speaking to, man, this fucking, I keep seeing his pitcher Andre 3000 with this flute, man. This thing got me fucked up. I like it. He look happy. But he happy as a motherfucker, but he think I was. But he think I won't buy the flute album.

That's where he got me fucked up at? Where the fuck is this nigga playing this flute? It must be a flute album. It is. Where is he walking from? Where's he walking from with this damn flute? It looked like he was at home food. I'm not the type that's going to get in nobody business,

but I know my nigga got some flute shit laid down somewhere. He looked like he wanted to swing on that nigga real top. You see that he was like, hey man. Hey, he was like, yeah. Fuck with y'all talking about. All right looked like goals to me. That nigga looked like he was happy. No, he definitely looked like in his own.

He looked like he forgot he used to rap. He just like, I did what? Oh, yeah, I remember back in the day used to do that little thing. That's goals. When you get to the point, you don't even care about this shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm almost there.

This is the crazy part, though, when it come to this nigga. We're not even asking for no new shit. We just want to hear the shit. He hate rappers. I don't, you know what? I don't even want to take him out his happiness because it looked like he's so happy. Like, you know what?

I don't even want you to say nothing no more. Nigger, share that. He probably got some five-ass shit written up. Yeah, I want to see him do that. I don't want to see him. I want to see that happy. He don't want nobody to see him that happy. He don't want nobody to see him ahead.

I know that nigga got three songs that have changed my life somewhere. I just want to hear the motherfuckers. He ain't got to leave him out. He can just drop. So just for you. No, I'm just saying for us. This is more people like me.

I listen to that. It don't have to have no fucking you. So for your own selfish personal reason. So I can be as happy as this nigga appears to be? Yeah. Come on now. I don't ask for much. That nigga got caught with the flute.

And then I seen people say, man, he's always having the flute. Then hell y'all be seeing this nigga out with this flute? I thought it was a stick. I know what I'm going to have to do. Since that shit I said ain't going to work. I'm just going to have. I had to find the nigger playing in the flute playing move one day and just pull up and want to be concerts or something is it doing. He don't be at concerts, he'd be like at the gas station.

Shit. Real? He want to be regular. That bad. It ain't want to be regular. He is regular. He is regular. No, I mean, he's regular, but you know how, like, you gifted with a talent that just.

No, when you get to a certain point, I know, like, it takes for you to get to that point to be like, oh, damn, now I get Andre, now I get Ricky Williams, now I get this, now I get Jim Carrey but you got to get to that point mentally right I get it you know what I'm saying I get why they like that you know what I'm saying but once you get to that point you can be like all right I don't want to go that far right you know what I'm saying you got to be able to adjust to stay in this world right but understand that piece too right right right now I understand everything Jim going through I just don't want to go that far you know what he's not he's cool he's doing everything he's supposed to do he's at peace and everything but at the same time I still like they would talk to the common folk you know what I'm saying like he

probably don't he see him but he see him for what they really are right he started telling him I know exactly no he don't talk shit on him but I know exactly like he see every human beings like I see all y'all right now right but I won't say it because I want to enjoy y'all how y'all are god damn motherfucker how you looking at me that's what that ain't going to tell how I see you but I'm just enjoying the moment it's a powerful thing You're a fuck nigger, that's what I just don't. No, it ain't no fuck nigger, man. It ain't even that.

Fuck's up. It's a- We gotta get a new carpet, man. You just observed, motherfucker. No, just understanding, just life and general and living and moving and understanding the earth and do some shrooms and never tell you everything. That's the difference. That's what you need. You've been holding out on the shroom.

Nick DeVos, think I'm a fuck, nigger, man. No, I don't, man. I was that bad. I was that bad. This don't even feel like no fucking. Okay, good then. It ain't. It ain't.

You just scared me. It ain't. It ain't. We checked it. This room has been pressurized. It is definitely. We even walked through here with the sage. We did not do.

Yeah. Yeah. No, Jim Carrey. That's my nigger, man. It ain't even enough room for no fucking nigger energy once you think about it. Jim Carrey, get it. Like, it's like one of the fans when you get to it.

It's like money. Like, but you don't realize you don't need money till you get it. until you get it, but you got to get it. You got to get it. You got to get it. It's like, yeah, there's some bullshit. It's like, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

I mean, it was cool, but I didn't need. What did you say? It was cool, but I didn't need it, you know what I'm saying? That's how everything is. That's a low point to be in. It's like money don't make you happy, but you need money to see it. Like when you want some pussy for so long, that it turned into you needing some pussy now.

Like when you won't turn into a need, that is, as a man, And that's a low place to be. That's low place to be. Because then you start, like, please, I just need some pussy. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. But everybody that watched this, this crowd. That didn't get vulnerable. Please.

Y'all need to get money. Right. This crowd need to get money. Need to. Don't do me at my age, not that y'all is. I'm what you inspired to be. But in the meantime, get that great. That's the fucked up part about our audience, though.

They're young and rich. But that's what y'all mowing that generation? They already got money. They got money. I'm talking about not just them niggas, but even the motherfuckers that might be these. Man, it's a few of these motherfuckers. Because those are the ones that don't get money, the motherfuckers that got it, that was raised by money, they don't know how to get it. But that's the thing.

Because they've been giving it to them. That's the thing, dude, well, everybody got some money. Right. Everybody got some money to some extent. You put it up. Now. You got team bands, you up. But that's what I'm saying.

Your lot is not somebody else's life. Right. You never know what that. they prepared for what they already got. And that's what I was saying. Well, we was on the road. Man, we're seeing a bunch of motherfuckers, big flexing life. And everybody knew how they had money.

Like, man, that bitch won the lotto, the scratch off. Right. $700,000. Right. And we like, everybody know that? Yeah, that bitch, big flexing guy. She bought a mama a Jeep. They'd be like, damn, like it just be type of crazy shit.

We had a lady with a crab cloth. She had money. You remember that lady? Who? The lady would... Ha, who? She had long paper. I was like, where the fuck you get out of the money at?

Who had? Man, we was on stage talking about what you mean and your girl if her hand was fucked up. We get to the fucking, some shit like that. We get to the meeting and green. She's got a crab hand. She was rich. She looked.

She was like, I have a bunch. I started to say something when y'all was talking shit. This nigga then pointed it all over. You remember the lady on the internet? Oh, I don't know if she had mud. He's talking about the lady with the nub. Yeah. She had on claws.

She had a club. You know what she did? She had the finger. No, it was no fingers. It was some shit. It was. What's that nigga that's always hit me up that? They say it was at y'all show.

The wheelchair. Wheelchair, man. Hey, he'd be on your ass, too. Man, he'd be on my hand. Wheelchair man, man. That's my palm, man. You know, he one of the niggas, I don't want to blow up because I want to be entertained by him just buying his nephew.

No, that's crazy. He didn't already blew up. This nigga got the only fan page. Yeah, but, oh, Lord, he doesn't. We didn't mention them too many times. That's shit done. Somebody told him, bro, you need to get this money. You got a fan base.

I'm scared. I'm scared. What is he doing on his only fan page? I know, do not. What's one of you, nigg, subscribe to this on all. No. You know how motherfuck. Do not click on that shit.

They just screenshot his bio on his only fan page, that niggas said, my leg don't work with the meat do. Ugh. I'm not even going to read the rest because it's fucked up. And how does he talk? Because you know his hands don't work me either. So how does he? No, see.

They use a voice thing. He smoked the blunt. He rolled a blunt. Yeah. He can do everything. That's what he'd be having people fucked up at. The butt smart. Genius.

This is the killing part. That nigga strong is a baby gorilla. That nigger has phenomenal upper-vice shirt. So if he grab you, it's over. You ain't never looked at this. You're in a chokehold. That nigger had a video. He's a video.

He rapping around you like a monkey. I'm telling you. This nigger be on Instagram, right? The nigger get up out the wheelchair and walk. All this part ripped. The nigger ripped. Oh, he's a walk. Man, that niggins walk and everything.

That nigger run and all that shit. Wheelchair, man. The truth, man. You got that nigger fucked up. Subscribe that nigger. All the fan pay you on. You said the nigger hands don't worry about. See, y'all are fucked up.

Now this nigga be at me for the next week. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Fuck with y'all. That nigger is not a person. That is a fucking robot. That nigger can roll blunts. The nigga be cooking steak and shit. He's gonna be at your next show like,

it me. So he wasn't a man in black. Watch this. It's the only nigga I ever seen fix his own wheelchair. Drop the mold in that bitch. The nigga damn show had the wheelchair upside down, putting new wheels on that bitch. And he tagged me in the video.

tag me in the video when he finished. Yup. Don't the nigger hands work. Wheelchair man been the truth. I'm 10. Bruh, wheelchair man can do everything. That nigga got a college degree. I got to see it myself.

I'm 10. Is that when he's showing his only fans? That's worth fan for. No, that nigga trying to get holes on his only fan. Don't, no. Don't support that. Not. I don't know.

Who told that nigga get the only fan bait? He took shit way too far that at motherfucking time. I'm scared. We do not condone that, but everybody But everybody, if you want to keep that niggins on that hand song. Tanned her ass up! Tanned her ass up! He didn't even get out the seat.

He made Huck sit in the chill. Come on. What flavor is that? Stop. What flavor is one right here? This fruit punch. Oh, that's what I want with fruit punch. Ain't no more Caprice.

Cold? A cold one? Hey, man, that's the next thing he's going to post it. He's going to have a chick in there. I'm telling you. Stop, bro. Say, give me my 10%. Give me my 10% with you, man.

He's going to go crazy. This is it for you. Don't put me in that video, wheelchair, man. Let him make it, man. That's my boy. You know, should have been on Vinescent back then when I was fucking run. Real?

Yeah, yeah. I fought a wheelchair man. He'd been talking big shit, bro. Salute the WorldChair Man and all your success. All of it. All your success. Hey man, when you're gonna bring the podcast back? Man, we've been talking about it.

I'm gonna bring the podcast back and have me and Jay Ski on the podcast. Everybody is. Shit, I hope he ain't in jail. You know, this nigga stay in jail. Damn, he good. He out now, he out. All right, then. Siri, which rapper got more money than everybody.

He was dead ass serious. Dude, that. Seriously? Shit. It took him a minute to understand what the fuck he was saying. Now they may be putting that shit everywhere. Somebody made that niggas some cheese cake and they put that shit on the cheese. Who got the best cheesecake to everybody?

Shout out to Jay Ski. Oh boy, Jay Ski skills. He's the vice president of Rich Bro. So what else we're talking about? Shit. Because I'm my old nigga kicking in. I feel you, man. Yeah, I'd be.

That's what we're talking about. We're about how it's time to go on head and goddamn, you know. That's how it be some time. Old nigga shit kick in. Hell yeah. Don't let this be the thing. The last time you pull up at the trap, though.

This is a mess with a knicker, though. Y'all making some money doing nothing. Really, we ain't doing shit? Just chilling and vibe, just being y'all. You can't say it's more blessed than that. Yeah, and that's the thing, man. We just, you know, before you, you have to sit up here and do a whole lot and now you can just be yourself

and make money. Yeah, we had to convince these people that we were good people, though. At this point, they trust them. Right. That's what I'm saying. And that's what you want to be. Know what we're going to do. They know what we're going to say.

They know that we don't play. Every Friday, we're going to drop. We're going to load it up. Go on 85. We're going to roll it up, y'all. Ain't going to play with them. A.K. Stay with him. Y'all, ain't going to play with him.

Boy, you lay with them. With the AK yet, though. You said, stay with you. with A.K. No, I got the filter, though. You say the A.K. I know. I know.

But I didn't want to say the filter though. He said the A.K. A.K. It's more ferocious. It's more ferocious. Hey man, did you think when you brought out the basic business that was going to do numbers like it's doing, still doing numbers? I mean, it's just something you just put out there for the universe to work. That's, I like to see, I get gratification to seeing motherfuckers that you wouldn't think say it said.

Right. You know, or seeing the world like the world just using. as a common word. You know what I'm saying? Kind of probably how you'd be with fuck you mean. I knew the shit was real, you know, you said. She was like, fuck you mean.

I'm like, oh! Just you're saying. I remember when your tag was kill yourself. Yeah, it's like, but that comes from doing stand-up. I just transferred it to social media because, you know how we do callbacks? Right. And people know you for your callbacks.

I just do that on social media. It's like, boom. But I realize I can mold the ecosystem of the world Right. With being me. So I just put it in words and put it in shit, then when I see people be in me, it just makes me. But see, it's like the one you push it out and the tags that you choose, though, it'd be

like, you'll pick some shit that's right there. Like the most gangster nigger can never say, man, I got to file me, and niggas still not smile or something. That's type of shit. Because it represents moments in culture, you know what I'm saying? It's just like my music. When I put music out, I put out stuff that you can tank forever. You know, our stuff that captures a moment.

Speaking of that, when you did that shit, what was that one? What that, what that, comedy view, when you did that, uh... Bitch is my girl past. Yeah. That shit was kind of like that. Classic. Classic. Yeah, that was my first hit.

When you did that. When you did that... When you did that... When you did that, like, how did that, like, transition, like, when you went crazy. Now, you went crazy. Man. Actually, that was like my viral.

Like, how you went viral? Right, right. That was my viral. Like, because I had, I hadn't been, I was like how niggas. That's how I can relate to the niggas on the Instagram because comedians be hating on. They used to do me like that because I blew up quick because I hadn't been in comedy but about a year. And then a year after a year or two, I did that and I was out of here. Right.

And so they was all hating and this, that, whatever. Because it wasn't so much hate, they just, to see a nigga come from, nothing and then pass right by them you get better right you know what I'm saying so just natural I guess so the same thing with y'all was so when I seen how y'all do it it just made me understand it more you know what I'm saying but it went and blew and I just rode that motherfucking way right because that shit was hot that shit was like a hit song that shit was crazy she was this cool kid listening in Miami I didn't realize how big it was until I saw how they stood up on comic dude

on TV like that's why you're on stairs you really don't really feel like you feel it but you don't really see what's how they really feeling it right and then when you see it on camera you like oh shit they really was like screaming right and that was when i really said oh shit this shit is real because like i used to get standing ovation for it every time i did okay so take so take it through this process right that joke classic you created it came up with it when you thought about it during the process how would you like oh this shit don't be a kill on the stage. I thought about it from leaving the club

and I bought a bitch a drink. And then when I was on the way home, I heard the beat and I was like, bitch you is my. So I sat on the toilet, I was on Golden Walk. I was on Garden Walk. See, nobody know this shit, though. I was on Garden Walk off Riverdale, the apartment's there.

I was in my bathroom and I wrote that show on a piece of paper. I was writing down the lid. And then I memorized and I was getting on stage. Back then, it was really, real hard to rip like either you had to have a joke or they were gonna boot your ass off stage right right so I had to really know that shit and I knew it's like the shit got a hit when I get for me when I hit that first initial like ooh oh I got it so when I heard that and I was

like oh this a hit and I kept doing it was one of them jokes I could do at any moment like certain jokes you could do at any moment right and that shit going just right like that's what the headline is honestly when you could do any crowd at any time and that shit working anything. This is one of them jokes no matter where I did it. Right. How I did it. Right. It worked. Right. So I knew this shit was big and I knew it was classic. Right. And then when I got on Comedy View, no, it was Edging Central Entertainment. Comedy All-Star. Comedy All-Star, but even with then I didn't, you know how you hot, but you don't really feel it. Right. You know what I'm saying? But then Common View, because Common View stayed on. Right. Because it kept repeating over and over and over and over, so it was building. The momentum, Steve. It was building y'all. Right. We were watching the hell out of this shit.

He was watching the motherfucking. I didn't realize. He was like, our big brother. You seen Leddebaugh? Yeah. Because I was the only one that young people can identify with. Because back then, motherfuckers wore suits. You know what I'm saying?

That moment. Like, it went from Deaf Comedy Jam was wearing hip-hop shit. And then when the Kings of Comedy came out, everybody started wearing suits. So at that time, I was like wearing jerseys and dressing like a nigger. Like a hood nigga, so naturally you just identify just like hip hop. You identify what it was and I had that whole culture at the time. Right, right. You know?

I just rode the wave and all them niggins my age. Well, they look a little older than me now, but they should. They went me now, like I told you later. Like I told you earlier, they're going to grow with you and they're going to stay with you. That's you were epic, boy. And the young niggas gonna fuck with you just because you, you cool cool in the motherfucker right and you ain't trying to be down that's where old niggas fuck up still dressing like them young they don't make that shit that old

niggas say yeah how you tell the five mics that all the time like nigga you dress too young in your face right stop that's right you're gonna go crazy on your man when he's like man you dress too young for your face like that shit tone that's like come on that all right all right he gonna love this That's my niggins too. Hey, let me tell you though. I didn't know that nigga was that cool. You're not going to know he that cool until you really get to know him.

Because he really one of them niggins is not going to speak, not going to say nothing to you, and he's watching you the entire time. No, five is one of them. Well, around me, he thinks he's a comedian. But he's chilling, though. When you get to know him, bro, a nigga, a night guy. He'll beat you up, though. He's a great guy.

He's a great guy. But he's crazy, too. Yes, yeah, definitely. Don't get it twisted. He's definitely, yeah. He's definitely crazy. But he's a great guy. That's why I tell the thing, I'm saying, bro.

He's a great guy. For me to be your friend, no nobody know you like this, man. You're crazy and fuck. Man, he's crazy, for real. That's my dick. So anything else we want to talk about? Because shit.

All right. He's talking about, all right. He liked that song. That's why he is. We all like it, but that's his shit, if that makes sense to you. So what's the question? How did I come up with it? It came up from a joke.

Smile bitch was a joke I used to always say on social media all the time, and I just, that's with all my songs, well, a lot of my songs come from my jokes. So I kind of feed it through the social media to get you familiar with it. Then I used to make a song about it. I was dancing with that on social media. Yeah, I was dancing. it was just like one of my jokes that's like I said like basic bitch all these was test for this shit basic bitch what that mouth do uh shit kill yourself you know

so I realized how much I got a hold on the culture so I'm like and then I and then I also tested by by putting other people on you know what I'm saying like I was like the shit and all other people shit you know what I'm saying like shit I bet you I can make this shit blow and they blow you know what I'm saying so it's like well shit if I can do that I can do that with my own shit so shit with that honestly it was a lot to do with God too because I mean I put out a lot of other song but this song it was it was big and just a hit it was just something for for the people for real he just used me

to to get that message off but for the most part it was that my formula was that and what I was going through with just I really live my best life I always live my best life even before the song and shit an anthem yeah it's an anthem and watching my watching one of my home boys die from cancer. You know what I'm saying? That, that taught me a lot by living your best life, you know, so all that came, made a play for it. Man, rest in a piece of Kool-A. That was cool. Yeah, Kool-Aid was a genuine dude. He's a good guy. And he was a funny knicker, too. He was a funny comedian. He used to always hit me to come up there and fuck with him in

Detroit. And they used to wait till the fucking cold. Man, come fucking with me and Nick. Like, people think living my best life is supposed to be about happy, but it's about times like this now like when you ain't got no choice but to live your best life right you know what I'm saying like that's why I learned through Kool-A you learn like I tell everybody live life like you know you're going to die next year like if you know you're going to die next year you'll do what really matters you'll care about what really matters and that's how I live I live now I still get money too but at the same time I'm enjoying my motherfucking life and I ain't going to let no shit scare me right we all going to die so fucking ball ball ball ball

Ball to your mother, I'm telling you now. But it ain't gonna be the day, though. It ain't gonna be the day. I'm gonna live a long time because I'm short. Short niggas live a long time. But I mean, eventually, even that is gonna come to end. You might live by 1006. You're like, yeah, damn.

Be 106 round this big. I want to live alone just to see how this shit play out. That's why I want to live alone just to see how, like, God, damn, because shit changing that. 30 years, that shit gonna be crazy. Yeah, 20 years have been changed. Like, did you imagine telling niggas back in the day how the shit is now?

Like, right. They'd be like, man, get your ass out of here. I'm gonna pay my middle school, and I was just up there like, damn, look at this shit. Like, you'd be like, I'm talking about 20 years ago, you'd be like, man, you know, niggas gonna be cool with snitching, that's what they, you'd be like, get the fuck out of you, like snitching rappers

and snitchers and that. You wouldn't be, niggas would punch you in your face 20 years ago, say some shit, and that's gonna be the hottest rapper or one of the hottest. That's how different shit. And that's just in a matter of 20 years. Right. You know.

Shit crazy. Shit changed. It evolves. So I just can imagine what it's going to be 20 years from now. Because it's moving fast. Shit, but that's the crazy thing. 20 years, ain't even that long time. But see, the older you get, you can watch from the outside looking in.

You can have to be a part of the bullshit. I could just watch. Like, that's how I feel now. I'm at the age now where I can watch. From the cup of my home, niggas do stupid shit. Right. He's like, I'm not ready to put in my stupid shit. Yeah.

I have to put it in my stupid hours. Yeah, I'm talking about overtime. Yeah, I watch y'all. I drug it in the dirt. Fuck that. I like watching. Dude. Just plain.

Every time you get caught, they just look at you, be like, you just plan. I hate when people stop young niggis from fucking up. I'm like, no, you fucking on my entertainment. Let them fuck up. Hell no, them in the way. Stop that shit. Let them, but that's how you learn your lesson

through your fuck-ups. You fucking up, they growth. We can't let them just fuck up too hard. No, no, let them fuck up. That's part of the ecosystem. We need them all the way up. Fuck up because somebody gonna learn from his fuck up. You see what I'm saying?

You can, uh-huh. But if we stop one fuck up, then you can learn from the fuck up. Yeah, but a lot of people can learn for one ass with him. Like, you see one of you? Like, no, I ain't going to try that. And then you're like, nope, I ain't. They don't learn. They don't learn because they don't learn from one death.

Them niggas don't learn, but some niggas do. But think about it, if one nigga die from a gun violence, get what? Another nigga only die from gun violence. and then there's nothing ain't gonna die from going to go about. That's the most extreme situation. Mm-hmm, you're talking extreme.

Nah, but think about an ass-women though. If a nigga ain't scared of an ass-wubber. As a woman build character. Yeah. A bullet, a bullet, and if you don't die, you'll learn a lot from, why you bull or shit. Shit. A lot of people do, they ain't get shot right.

Shit, yeah, you learn a lot of humble niggis around this bitch. They don't want no smoke He got me I know niggas soon as They can tell a gun in the room They can fill the lead Right

Like niggas ain't Shit I know There's some niggas It's been to jail long enough You can't get a nigga That did 10 years To go across the street

Jay walking Nika do two years They still come by A nigga do 10 years They ain't They ain't fucking off It might not even take The whole 10

It's right in Right it's right in Like man, I'm sorry I'm at the age See you you had the age Where a lot of your niggas locked up I'm at the age where them niggins Then they came out

And they just regular now Like they came out They came home from the real bed That 12, 13 Like they didn't came home From 20 years See my nigga my nigga good Man we ain't doing that stupid ass shit

No I ain't talking about your personal No I'm saying We gotta learn from them nigga though But that what I'm saying You learned from the outskirts So you learn from wrong But you learned from the outskirt I ain't say

go grab a motherfucker but if they are on reach shit I'm gonna start this shit now I'm gonna get a nigga one chance I'm gonna say hey man don't you and you know these niggins like to tell you but what you see a gun on all that I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm I'm talking about I'm straight up to get you one chance after that all right do you I ain't superman fuck that shit my favorite laugh for y'all niggins too like everybody shoot ah and this is what the old niggins you see keep living you see now my line is you see who and I love to say I told you so I live for that I mind my business, though.

Don't he come around me if I told you first, because I'm gonna make sure you remember. I love your young nigga playing. That shit be so fun. That shit be so funny. Yeah. And then I'm gonna get the $600 and they're gonna put half of that up. And put the $300 up.

Yeah, yeah. They got it all figured out. Yeah. But I mean, that's cool that they got some type of plan. Yeah, you better. You better have something because... See, I want the old head. I want the old head that ain't gonna know.

No, it ain't gonna work. You see what? You can't tell him, man. You can't tell him that. You can't tell him that. But see, I ain't, I'm the O.G. That ain't going to knock. I'm like, man, try that y'all.

You got to go crazy. I can get with. I remember when the nigga ain't had no type of faith in the nigger. And get with him, get who came out on talk. Get your money. Get you what I'm saying. I'm going to motivate the nick. The more motivation you give him, the less he ain't going to fuck with you anyway.

So he's out your way. The more he feels like you don't fuck with him or you're a crab. Nigger, you're a victim. You might fall victim. There's some game right. You dig what I'm saying? You got a motivated young nigga. That's what I mean by grabbing.

When niggas run up on you and they want to pitch to the business idea. Don't never say these. These are going to kill your whole thing. Don't never say, all we got to do is. Don't never say. All you got to do. You might have a legit pitch. But if a nigger hear you say, all you got to do.

All we got to do. Why is it weak already? You don't include it me too fast. It's a scam. That's the shit I was. It's a scam already. Whoa, whoa, you get to run the original idea by me first before I'm included. Maybe the second time you tell the story.

All we got to do, nah. He goes like, you right, you right, you right, you right. Man, well, we appreciate you fucking with us down here to trap the night. Most definitely. Oh, good, man, need it. I got to ride my motorcycle back. Y'all are bullshit. I mean, we don't have to tell these motherfuckers to follow you on shit because they already do.

Yeah, it's all love, man. I'll come back more often, man. I know I should have been here sooner, but. Yeah, man. I'm gonna come back to Chico here too. Swole head, man. He coming back. He'll be here soon, man.

But yeah, this is never. Back like it's braids. Yeah, this is a... Nah. Been a great first trip to the trap, man. Yeah, man. Shit, I got to show you the video, too. Okay, bet.

I got to show you. Yeah. So look, man. This has been the 85 South Church. You've been Carlos' Miller. You did. D.C. Yon. little so hot.

A little duvote. And we have this bitch, but we're in this bitch. Good night. We hit a lick. But you ain't never told nobody that story live, had you? Which one? How you came over that song? I don't think so.

Really. Taking a shit. Here you go to one of the cuts, brother. He said, taking a shit. What's that for right now? You don't wear it be happy. Something I did. What's a comedy shit?

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