The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live from God is Dope on Edgewood | Ep. 40

Episode Date: September 9, 2016

Karlous & DC are out of the studio and live on Edgewood at the God is Dope clothing store. They're talking all things topical of course. Check us out on Youtube! Keep commenting, subscribing and sharing! #ThisPodcastIsFor #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You can't hear yourself? No. You know, the scenery is just different. It's a different scenery. I feel like we're back to square one. Bro, we're out here. We got chicks walking down the street with big asses. This is what we need to be.

I'll tell you. We're gonna catch a nigga selling weed right here. We just stick our head out of the door. Hey, yeah. Get them three for tens. You know you be... Bro, you know you can still get a three for ten now. I remember three for ten with that pop and out then they went for four for a ten.

They still got the three for ten down here. We're in the old four four. That ain't. I can't hear myself. You still can't get yourself? Nope. Yeah, you're not going to hear of this. Oh, we're not going to hear ourselves?

You can hear both, but you're not. Oh, I can hear you, but you can't. What the fuck? Why your shit so special? Because think I can read better to you. That shit don't mean that. But I'm saying, like if we took a literacy test, I would score... We need our sponsors back.

I would score higher than you. 85. 85. 85, hey. Hey. Hey. Welcome back to the 85 South Show for those of you who don't know. What I need these for?

What's happening? Just wearing these for decorations, man. Carlos Miller. I know you looking like, damn. What the fuck y'all look? y'all at. Where the podcast at this week?

Bro. We are in Arabia, Arobia, whatever that shit is. No. What we at? Nicky,

this is Edgewood. We're still in Atlanta. We're in Atlanta. Yeah, man. She just feel like we got trees and shit. We had to bring some scenery to this shit,

man. We want people to act like that. We need to have some hula some hula girls. That's the next episode. We just had to get them out the hood first, man, and bring these motherfuckers around some shit.

What they know about their photosynthesis? I don't know, man No, we're out here, man We're down here God is dope For those of you who don't know God is dope

Shut out to the plate We're here with the whole staff So if you see somebody Walking here and buy a t-shirt Just know that the hustle Don't stop This is a real black-owned business Just because they let a nigger sit in here

Bitch that don't mean that they don't stop It's not old They're money You feel? As a matter of fact I need two shirts A medium Give me a large Appreciate it

Give me the shit They got mad I want the one that got messed up No Jesus was a blood No, he was against disciples He was a GD because he had 12 disciples You're going to hell for that shit

We're not going to sit here and act like They were all in the comments So Paul denied Jesus three times That's what you were trying to say You kicked the hat down, bro I did, what happened? Yeah, kick the hat, man We got merchandise, man

This is for all the people who drink coffee And write their own gospel songs That's what this mug right here Yeah, it isn't Like if you like to wake up early Any female who wear a jean hat is a, she like taking it in the ass. Yeah. This is the hat that she has on.

I don't care what you're talking about. Like when you have to go drop your hair for the abortion money off, this is the hat she come outside with. Talking about thank you. It took you long enough. Took you long enough, her asshole on five. Much love to all the ladies who don't never have, they have for the half of the abortion. Yes. I ain't got it.

What are we going to do? Bitch, you want to keep it. That's the excuse. You want to keep it. We're going to put it on your debit card. Spank a butt-a-old little girl. And when a nigga don't want to cut the girlfriend, that stanky booed that little girl. Oh, bitch.

You know, they're going to be talking shit like here, wasn't they? Oh, yeah. They're going to see the shit. Y'all got all that money. What the hell are you? Y'all is, y'all got kicked out the studio. No, what happened is Steve and they record live. Right now.

So we had to do it with somewhere else. Yeah. You know, the money don't stop. It don't. Just because Steve, you want to keep going to work. We got to work, too. We work. Fuck, you mean.

Out here. Hey, speaking of work to break, your movie came up. Yes, which one? Oh, nigger. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to bullshit. I'm like, damn, it's me, though. Man, digital lives matter, man.

It's out right now, man. In my bio, go get the link. Go buy it for $4.99 and quit telling me that you can't re-see it because you already seen the first time. Bitch is like the movies. Once you go on the movies, you can sneak in the movie again, but you can't see it again. You feel what I'm saying?

So buy it again. Motherfucker. While you explaining all this, it's a nigga standing at the door right now trying to watch the window. Yes. He would want nobody. Look for 48 cent

Won't nobody look He'd been trying to get our attention I hate them Jay They'd be wanting to watch shit For a crazy number Hey man I'll watch your car Right now for 17 cents Like what the fuck I'm gonna get 17 cent

Like I would give you a dollar He'd like nah I just need 17 cents That's one of the reasons I don't really come down to this area These are the most helping you park ass niggas you ever seen Like you park a nigga just show up out of nowhere Come on back

And then you know they got that little train You know they got that little train shit For what? The motherfucker only go three blocks Right This street ain't before And niggas are sitting down to go to the third block. Like, bitch, if you don't walk. This is where all the old crackheads came to live.

They don't even live down here. They don't paint the same. Right. They fuck around patrol the area. All these crackheads, they're trying to cross over the weed down here. Right. I'm coming out the store, the lady ran across the street. Your man, you want to buy some sexual activities.

How much she was trying? I ain't never let her get to that part because I ain't want to buy nothing. Better be glad I want to walk her with you. I would say, shit. What is him for? No, you wouldn't have. She had them dirty-ass fingernail. This is a strange look.

If you never been... I hate a bitch with dirty fingernails, though. You never been down edgewood. It's about to get interesting, man. We got to, like, we should just do... It's going to get dark in the minute. We should just do an 85 South Shore. Is that a nigga going by my car?

Hey, man, go check on your shit. It's the nigger sitting on your car for real. Oh. You never know what Mike had happened on the 85. It's not going on. When you're in the hood and you ain't got no keypad to get into no motherfucking parking deck and your shit across the street

and the tow truck waning the guy he's going over there to see if you paid for the parking this is how you know there's shit because we

didn't nobody over here park we just keep looking over there every time somebody pull up in that way you gotta make sure

this shit here real yeah niggas niger is trapping this shit this shit this crazy

show though this is the 85 South show in the hood we should just go on a hood to hood tour that's what we should

like we'll do like we'll do one show over here and on edgewood end up this shit his big guy

he big guy all time with my mic got all time you stupid that bitch did just give up like it got off that bitch just dropped that motherfucker's ain't shit going on yeah we're gonna go to every hood bro we're gonna go to hood the hood I like that

next week we should do an episode of the podcast in your hood we should do one at the KKK me what the fuck that should be fun I ain't gonna be there what the hell over there talking about killing you I'm like y'all crazy

the KKK just ain't what they used to be man it's like 11 rednecks and three of them winning. Ain't nobody's got a fucking KKK. Why fuck this shit I want them in KKK holes. You would? Yeah, yeah. Give her some, some, put powder on my dick. What? Yeah. Hey, bro, sometimes you'd be losing the fuck at me.

Because she don't want black dick, so you got to put powder on it, baby, power. So you're going to try to sneak a dick on? Like, when you, how you think, how long this shit going to be? So when the powder where all, she's going to be like, oh. I'm like, yeah, bitch. You can't put powder in a pussy hole. You can make a doughlack. That shit going to dry up.

You're stupid. So, at the end of the day, we winning. Speaking of the stupid as, fuck, I'm about to read some of these stupid ass. Go here. Because, you know, I always keep up with the comments. Shout out to everybody who leave comments on the 85 South Show. Y'all are hilarious. This show has really helped a lot of people.

I'm about to pass out. It's like 900 degrees in this bitch. Open the dough. Like, then we're going to hit the traffic, make it. Like, this shit is real. We'll mute that shit. You're going to open up. Meem-Meo.

How that nigga been sitting on that concrete? You still all day. I have no idea. I know his ass hurt. And then you got paraplegic legs from sitting. on that shit let me see what the comments say all right uh we're gonna have to hire a nigga to hold the door open i'm 10 some bullshit no opener see what i'm saying see how we need our studio we just need the love the love didn't i need to i need to i need to no see that's the that's why

we need to do everybody come back together and just get the love because you was getting too comfortable i want to get too comfortable i like ac that's what i'm saying bro ain't no AC in the real word. You know it ain't. It's hot out here in these streets. You know I know that. We need to put a fan in the dodo. Y'all ain't got a fan. Yeah, but the fan. All this God is dope. God wouldn't want us to be in hell. But that's why we keep praising them.

Lord, have mercy. You think this height. Where do you get to hell? I ain't going. I'd be down to cussing devil ass out. Listen, man, all that evil ass shit, you can steal no fan. You can't steal no AC, man. You ain't evil. I don't. Look, I don't. I don't. I don't. I'm not at liberty to speak on the devil. Nigga, I'd have been stealing like a motherfucker.

Don't send me to hell. Since we already evil, we might as well, still a whole bunch of AC. Speaking to hell, we're going to go to the comment section, man. Let's do it. That's what's keeping us alive right now. That's all we got. I'm telling. The fucking fan.

My nigga Blake Biven said, this podcast is for the baby mamas. They got one baby but three baby daddy. How the fuck is that? Nick, that's shit like an algebra equation. I don't tell you, if you got one baby but three baby dad. So she really got one baby and two possibles. It's like a spade game. No, this is what happened.

I can explain this shit perfectly because I've been in this situation. Not with like a baby mom. Yes, you have. But like sometimes she gets pregnant and be like, D.C., I'm pregnant, it's your baby. But then she'll be like, Lose, I'm pregnant, it's your baby. Then it'd be a random-ass nigga and she'll be like, it's all y'all baby. Longest me and you don't never see each other, she's going to keep getting child support and baby diapers and shit from over.

See, that's the problem. See, me, I go get the test. Anytime you say go get the test And then they back up It's a problem But see Most niggas won't go get the paternity test Because they did go wrong

I did Which I did I'm not going to lie When you take the test It's kind of like admitting that you was in the wrong Like your pull-out game But when it comes back

Like you ain't You ain't a dad You got a ha ha ha Ha ha But a lot of times The nigg don't get to go Ah ha They just be like

Then it's over with I mean, you don't want to just be having kids out there, you know what I'm saying, your child calling another nigga daddy. Hey, on some real shit, though, if a chick... See what I'm saying? If a chick say you got her pregnant and the baby don't look like you, you ain't got to take care of it. That's what my uncle said.

For real. Long as the baby don't look like you. Your daddy would be fucking. I mean, your uncle used to fuck a lot of bitches wrong. I know. That's why he ain't here no more. For real? Yeah.

He's gone. The hose didn't kill him, but he's gone. He ain't here no more. Karma. Damn. fucked up. So if you don't learn shit else, trust your own self, my nigga.

Let's see what's up, man. Who the hell? Hot heads. This nigga Carlos got that fire. Game. You gotta say the... Yeah, I was fucked up. Because you're gonna try to put me out there

like I'm selling something. Yeah, I didn't know what I'm going on. I was like, this nigga Carlos got that fire. Fire, fire emoji game with foe and a cry face. No, that's actually a duck. I don't know what the fuck the duck mean, but that's the thing, fellas. I've been dropping a lot of sad.

There's a lot of niggas out there who like this side. Give them some side-nigger knowledge, man. Look, first of all, the first step that I'm seeing, a lot of... We got to get some money, man. We got to get some goddamn money, man. I can't do this shit every week. No, man, we tugging. So look, the first thing I've been noticing about these up-and-coming side niggas is they are very emotional.

You can't be emotional being the siding-old. Like, I see the side niggas. They be taking pictures of the chicks while they be out and being all in the comments section. Like, damn, I can't get my photo credit. Like, nigga, you're the side nigga. You don't get no credit. It's just like being in the Secret Service, my nigga.

You're really a man blow-up dog. And nobody even supposed to know that you're there. You a man blow-up dog. She use you when she wants it, put you back in the closet. But see, that's the thing. You got to be conditioning your mind. She's not using you. You got to allow yourself to be that.

Yes. Yeah. I don't mind being inside me. It's on some masochistic shit. You've got to kind of want the pain if you don't know what masochism is. I don't know what master charisma is. I'll be reading this shit.

What the hell of the master charisma is? What is master charisma? You don't put it out there. Let these motherfuckling know what master charisma is. Come on, masochist. That's when you like pain if you're massacism. Oh, you're old 50 shades of gray-ass. Yeah, I tie a bitch up with a leather belt.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Yeah. That time I tie the motherfucker up with a leather belt. asking what the cocaine why the cocaine motherfucker for a go to

I think she's getting out the belt watch that bitch that's the worst part of robbing the motherfucker when they want to tell you what the shit is no the worst part

of robbing the motherfucker when you tie them up and you see them coming out the night you're like god damn man you have to work

on your night game man that's coming out what you're talking out what you're talking what you're man a leather belt oh

you can get some better equipment and my nigga my gun on on hand one bullet hey shout out to be Simone, man. My nigga Andrew Palmer said,

no lie, this is the fifth time I watched this episode because it's... Teet ties in the building. Well, we're sorry, y'all. We do have... Teeties in the building.

But we can't look at them because they are home but girlfriend. Yep. Well, only one of them. So we only got a titan in the building. Hey, man, much love to all the chicks who got that little hair

between the middle. Oh, I hate that shit. But I had to shout them out because I seen one earlier For real Yeah, I had to look Have you ever seen ladies like where Like chin has and shit And they can tell you looking at it

Because like their eyes up here You'd just be like, hey yeah What you, damn? That's the worst when you get caught staring There's some shit that's fucked up I'm like, what you're looking at? Bitch, I'm looking at your chin has You know you got them

Not by the hells of my chinny chin chin Fuck you mean I have a problem with staring at shit Like if I'm in people's face and I ain't looking them in their eyes I have a problem with that because that shit got my attention stupid chin having ass

Why are you always roasting motherfuck Cud bitch you've seen that My chin has itch So I know yours do No my shit I was just wondering like if your shit Was ever gonna get long I don't know man I'd be looking at my shit

In the same little ones Brother dinner The barber ended up Curn my shit Boy do you know how mad Why you got mad I didn't know how long it was I did not know

I was putts out of eight Just to get them chin hair? I'm talking about sloppy this. Right, you got like 11 chin has. Because that's 11 bitches. I had eight. I did not know niggas with 11 chin hairs was for real like he had beefing with the barber when

he cut them little laughing. Yes, you have to ask especially if it's like your shit, a nigga ain't got an ass. He assumed that a nigga won't. Assume that a nigga want that. You don't just cut this ass, nigga. You can't be mad at him because it don't look like you want that shit on purpose. It looked like you just. You shouldn't even touch this because that's accidental.

You know what I'm saying? Like, how did this get your attention? Right. You feel what I'm saying? Like, oh, shit, but you got a goddamn shit out. Hey, that's why you brought up a good point, though. Hey, these niggas out here just cut motherfuckers' hair, however the fuck they want to. Yes.

Cut that boy shit out. Stop, nigger. Barbara, when you get to a nigger face, stop. And you just, and you want to just assume that a nigger want that little thin-in-a-ish moustache. Ask somebody how you want their shit. Yeah, niggas out here looking like Leonardo da Vinci with the little pencil thin. Your mustache right on top of your lip. Look his hair.

Big-ass space for your nose. You see how ever long the nigger lips is, it's how long. his motherfucker mustache is. If his lips go out further than his mustache, you fucked up. You fucked up, bro. Damn, and you wonder

why your ass always sitting in your barber chair. Bro, if you ever go in the barbershop and a nigga sitting in his chair, don't even ask that nigga what time on his. I'll tell you. He on his way out the door. That's why he's in the first chair. Fuck you mean, dumb-ass nigger.

A nigga got two clippers. Yeah. He only ain't got assets to the other shit. He only got two clippers. That's the one nigga you got to avoid. The nigga who's sitting in his own chair and the nigga who's standing up in the mirror and lining his own shit up.

That thing can't cut help. That means he boy. Them the two niggas who can only cut little boys have real good. Don't let them niggas cut your grown man, help me walk around this bitch with the same mustache and goddamn sideburn looking exactly the same. Nigger really be trapping out the barbershop. He just needs some way to sell his weed.

Hey, I almost swung on the niggie, bro, because I'm getting my shit lined up. He tried to put the Beijing on man. I was like, I'm a grown-haired man. He's got me. He's like, hold up, cut. Like, no, nigga, move. You're done.

You done. But you're bald head anyway. You're gonna spray you put it on my... I got a whole beard. What the fuck I need some Beijing in my beard for, man. Nigger tried to get me that shit on my face. I said, nigga, ain't,

ain't nothing over there. Ain't nothing right there. Fuck on my face, man. Hey, I just noticed some shit. Talk to him. The 85 South Show just hit half a million view. Hold on, wait a minute, you're talking about to like all together.

Yeah, you was about to act fake exactly. You'd be getting a hundred million fucking views, man. I'm telling her. Flabrogast. Right. I appreciate everybody, man Everybody who subscribe Everybody who watch

The other half a hundred Half a Miller Other half of who? Milly Oh okay Yeah, other half a hundred Yeah man We appreciate everybody man

Who go like, subscribe Talk shit Ad We don't matter Roll some motherfucker We appreciate it man Because this is what we do this fuck You feel what I'm saying

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My dumb man would say analytics. Analytics. So I'm looking at the analytics. Analytics. Put the shit in italics. But look, we don't cross over. Look, this shit gonna bite the fuck out of you. We have crossed over into a whole other market.

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No, real niggas. We do not. Man, Christians are Jews. Like, you know how, like our ancestors. Talk to me. We niggas. You feel what I'm saying? So you're saying our ancestors are just niggas.

They niggas and they Jews too. They do. You feel what I'm saying? We got Jews in the blood. I don't know how that shit is, but we're Jews. I don't know either, bro. You got me lost in the morning. That's why we like Jews.

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whole 50 thousand what you're gonna do different on this second leg bro i'm gonna try to uh damn i'm fucked up i'll bet to tell her myself i'm gonna try not to fuck no hos you gotta do that that's i mean it's boring out there brum why would you want to get successful if you can't fucking no i don't understand like all y'all's successful a nigger who getting married at an early age you old put your ass nigger you a bitch that's how you feel yeah because you got other females who we talk to you like why we can't get married

because bitch we ain't they're putting pressure on you they put pressure on the bitches see all my real dudes you have to be firm and have some cahunas have some big genitals and say hell no why not when you see your girl in the ring in the ring section that maces

you spray that bitch with mace don't do that don't do that don't do that what you're looking at what you're looking at you want a necklace You don't want a necklace? That's bullshit. Why you can't get a bracelet? Get married.

He's on a ring. Because you're not going to be young forever. You're going to need somebody to run down there and pick your pills up. Like when you were old nigger in your feet school. I was up. I was going to sell them. The bad bitch is not going to be there to put your feet in no eps and salt. See, you'd be wanting to get these bad bills.

You got a house nurse. But you just don't know. You want an accident away from being single. You can't call this bitch if shit get real. Hey, babe, I was in an accident. Well, nigga, you better accidentally lose my number. Real talk. When I got stopped, nigga, that whole little time.

I was like, no bitch want to give me hand? How many holes you lost when you got stabbed? Every loud one of them. And you still alive, my name. Like, I'm talking about, I couldn't get a bitch to change my draw. Right. That's fucked up because the bitch had already counted you out. Like, well, guess that nigga ain't going to make it.

Yeah. That shit was fucked up. And when I got, you survived the shit. And when I got my cast off, I said, it's pimping, pimping. When I get back, I can wait to back. See, ladies, every nigga has a reason why they ain't shit. Y'all should have never turned your back on this shit. If y'all read, if y'all would have just been there by my side, I'd be like, man, you know what?

I'm going to do right. Yeah. But now I'm going to fuck you still out your purse and take your baby caprisons. See, this whole podcast is for niggas who are in transition into being better niggas. That's why we started this foundation right now. Bro, it's so out of here. I feel like I'm cutting graze. Nigel, I'm so hot.

I ain't even hot no more. Look, I'm so hot ain't even hot no more. Nick, I don't feel like I've got to cut three yards. I feel like a dog whisperer. I feel like I can talk and listen to. dogs. What you say, buddy? You and this sleepy-ass microphone. Oh, tell it. These motherfuck are hot.

That motherfuck are like, boy, how the hell of it? Microphone. Hey, how the hell of this bitch? Oh, tighten that bitch up. Oh, okay. This whole podcast is for niggas who ain't transitioning. Yeah, man. These who used to not be shit, but now you're getting old and you're realizing that you, you know,

life ain't all about not being shit. Hey, y'all got to watch the camera so the flies are going to be all on the lens and shit. They can't even see a nigga cut a fly on the lens. It's a goddamn. They were like, damn, that was a good one, but it was a fly on the goddamn lens. It wasn't a regular fly, though. It was a D.C. Young fly.

Yeah, I'm about to say, they're going to be like, the nigga looks just like D.C. Landed on the camera, like, fuck you, me. Fuck you mean. That's it funny. That's crazy. Oh, man. Hey, they say Bill Cosby are going to have to go to court in 2000. Man, they don't give a fuck.

That nigg in that motherfucker like, dick I got about three years left. Hey, Bill Cosby really don't give a fuck. He said that he went black. He can't see himself. That she's going to be so funny. He's going to throw a whole bunch of pills at the judge. Fuck you. He's going to go to court.

Drop that in your drink, bitch. He's going to go to court. Everybody's going to be in that bitch. He's going to be the only one. Everybody, everybody's going to be like, he's going to be up like, I did it again. He's going to have everybody in their bitch, knocked out. Especially with my, boy, hey, any juror, don't drink shit during his trial. They're going to come back to be a mistrial.

Everybody back their sleep. They're going to be like every juror back to sleep. Hey, Bill Cosby, he going to beat them charging, man. Man, do you think. make he care. Nick, if I was 8 and 9 fighting the death penalty, hurry up, give me the death penalty, I'm tired. You're stupid, man.

That nigga ain't even fighting no death penalty, though. Shit, if all of them, first of all of them, all of a sudden, saying, oh, I remember that? I took a drink from him, too. Oh, yeah. Bitch, just because the nigga gave you fruit puns. That don't mean no pill was in it. You know a pill in your drink when you got out.

I'm telling it, that bitch sizzling like alcohol salsa, bitch, it's something in now, bitch. I don't think these women's lying. If you just wake up and your draws off, You're going to ask a lot of questions. It's 2016, bro. You know how long the Cosby show been on? I ain't no allegations have came up the whole time I watched the Cosby show.

That's why you don't believe it. That's a good reason. I don't watch them kids grow the fuck up on the Cosby show. Hey, now bitch came out and said, this nigga Cosby doesn't drunk me. You feel what I'm saying? The kids are grown. The kids are grown on the Cosby Show. They've been one of the kids.

Right. I don't know, man. I don't understand. That's some touchy shit. That's some touchy shit. And y'all go send this black. I don't believe. You think he killed?

I don't know, man. The nigga can't see. It's fucked up, bro. I don't give a fuck. Be a Kyle, I'm on your side, brother. They took your showdown. They tried to... What are they trying to take away from?

Just like with the Nate Parker shit, with the... Yeah, man. He's about to do the Nat Turner shit. The nigger... I'm gonna stop using the end word. The dude... I'm about to ask you that.

The dude... It wasn't a mistrial. They find them not guilty and because of some of the evidence and shit just didn't add up. So you're telling me if somebody who found not guilty of a rape charge

is more, you know what I'm saying, not the person to be in the spotlight for somebody who was found guilty, did his time, and came out, so he's okay? That's the fucked up part about it because when you got to charge like a rape whether you guilty or not guilty,

just being accused of it is just bad. That's what I'm saying. Like any business can be like, he touched me. Come here. Are you raped here? What? What?

That happened in that Chris Brown house. All that chick had to do was say he did. And the bitch came out to be a thief. Listen to me. You're a thief and heffel. Talk to him. Bitch can't even get an Uber X-L, you cheap-ass bitch. Let me tell you something.

All these holes out here, man, they got motives, man. You feel what I'm saying? Let me tell you some fellas, if you bring a bitch over your house, this is what you do. This is my method. You tell them, put that pussy on me. She said, you know I'm coming to put that pussy on you. You screenshot that motherfucker.

Oh, shit. Screenshots and send it to your homeboy so everybody can have evidence. So when this bitch So you're collecting your own evidence Fucking right So if this bitch Be like Oh he text me

I'm like look This bitch What I say Put that puts on me She said You damn right Damn It's it

It's in there I don't want to hear that shit Nope So you're saying You got a whole bunch of screenshots In your phone I got a whole bunch of screenshots

Of bitchy saying Yes No maybe Maybe's Maybe's I I changed my plans Like maybe I'm like

Oh shit bitch I had something to do I'm gonna call you back Damn bro Brum It must be It must be very exciting being you, bro. No, it'd be some lonely add times.

I'm in the house just scrolling. Like, fuck, I can't get no pussy. I guess I'm thinking, like, the average, nigga, you got four million followers, right? So that means... Probably only hit by 20 of them beats. That's what I'm saying. Damn, damn, out of four million?

Hey, man, it'd be a whole bunch of kids. Damn. I was just about to... Well, shit, I ain't even going to ask it in. I figured out of four million, you would at least have a million just holes that just like... No, I ain't with Chamberlain. Oh.

I'm close. Nah, I ain't even going to lie, though. I don't hit over a goddamn 100s. No, I kept in real. I don't told my bitch this shit already. I don't do it. I don't hit over a hundreds. I'm in the hundreds.

Damn, bro. I'm in the hundreds. I don't want to fuck a hundred people. Your dick going to look like beef jerking. You don't fuck the 100 people, bro. You're right. I'm 30 something. Thank you.

You're 30 something. Bro, I've been fucking for about 15 years. Nigger told me in the thousands, which is possible. I've been fucking so long. I remember when pussy hat was in style. I remember there too. Yeah. That's how long.

I was in high school. Hodes and scared to shave because I didn't want to bleed. Bro, I remember when it wasn't no magnums. I remember that, too, until I got old enough. Ah, ah, ow, out. I didn't be scared of him, pull that duress out. I'm like, hold on. All the condoms was one color.

I ain't put that duress on. I'm like, on up. You put your duress on. I mean, put the duress on. Oh, wait a minute. I had to turn my back. Put the duress in my drawers, the rapper. That bitch can't see that.

She's like, oh, you must got a troll. Hell, yeah. A lot of niggas don't get these jokes. Because they don't wear condoms. I'm telling you. See what I'm saying? Shit go down in Atlanta. Save the wild.

Save the wild. Them niggins just going to somebody who got high blood pressure. Ain't no fire. We really, it's a forefront right now. It'll never be no fire in George. It'll be the firefighter.

I always go to people's house who got high blood pressure. I'm feeling sick. I ate too many lemon pepper wings. I like, bitch, get your ass up. You can't eat no damn lemon pepper wings. This is you a diabetic insomniac. That sounds like a car.

I'm going to run in my son yet. What you do this weekend? Man, what did I do, man? I jacked off in a pretty-ass hotel room. Yeah. That's about it, man. That's shit crazy, man. You know what we haven't done in a long time, bro?

We haven't done no strip club reviews. Let's talk about it. Have you been to the strip club lately? Yes. I was just in magic. For real? Yeah. What they're doing over there in magic, bro?

Man, just a lot of bitches, man. It's just out there just dancing, just ass everywhere, a pussy just everywhere. So what's your, so right now, what's your top three strip clubs? in Atlanta blue flizane that's no one yeah all right cool uh uh uh uh I like I like fileis I like violence I like fileless I like and I end I go with magic okay and then I go with magic because I'm I don't go to magic like that you feel what I'm saying because nigga tried me back in the day like the DJ tried me and my

pious take on some broke we was broke hey what's so we was broke what's wrong with these but you don't say that shit on the mic nigger you don't say you broke nigga in the white like I'm only a nigger with a white t-shirt on, motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? So you took that shit person? Oh, yeah, I took a person. Why did DJ take such pride in this shit? Because if niggas ain't throwing no money down me,

you ain't got no more money, take your pussy ass home. Like, God, damn. I'm going home. I was already going home anyway. What if my ride ain't ready to go yet? Like, you know what I'm saying? You got a road with a nigga. He got a lot of money.

And don't be rapping on the stage. Yeah, cut your motherfuck of my car. I'm in the ATL. Yeah, but yeah, bro, you ain't throwing no money. He got your ass off stage. Yeah, we need cinnamon, caramel, broke-ass knick off the... I'm like, damn, you bitch.

They got a lot of little slick shit they'd be saying. Ever since then, I had a grudge on Magic, man. But I got it right. Nick, can you hear me? I can hear you. I just don't want to record this

for nothing. I can hear you. Keep going. Because I just feel like, they're going to be like, yeah, man, that show was good, but we didn't have audio. No, this.

We got this. We got this. We got it. We got it. We got it. This is for all the niggas who didn't believe in us. Yes.

And still don't. They don't, but we still here. We're still in this bitch We still gonna work Nick this podcast He don't matter We could be in the Trump

This podcast right here This podcast right here This is for niggas who got Their driver's license But they couldn't write in cursive And they fucked up on their little line part So now you got that little dumb-ass shit On the bottom of your license

This podcast is for niggas Who got the whole day place Standing up because the barbecue place That you at got roaches No this podcast right here is for all the Freaky bitches who only got one nipple pierce because it hurt real bad and you just got I hate those bitches

I can dig it I mean I fuck with it but I'd be want to like play the both on this podcast right here is for all the niggas who got their kids named tattooed on them but won't go see the kids my partner this podcast for the nigga who got the tattoo of the little boy on his hand but then years down the line you found out he won't his yeah

this podcast right here is for all the chicks who look like a completely different motherfucker with the makeup off. For real. Yeah. This podcast for all the bitches who look better on Instagram than in real life. This podcast right here, though. This one that we're doing right now. This one's for everybody who know that God is dope,

and you smoke dope listening to gospel music. And this podcast is for my partner who brings in their water, because you know everybody in this beach hot. Let's do it. Water break. Hey. Water break. Here we go.

Shut up to Nuss. Hey man, when the baby coming, bro. Shout out to Nessel. I'm trying to get an endorsement deal. Shout out to Nessel, pure life. It's Nesley. It's who? I thought they made chocolate.

It's Nesley? Nessle. Nessle. You're talking about Nelsel. You're a ratchet-ass little, man. Cut, take two. Shout out to Nessly. My nigger, my nigger King Retro said this podcast is for niggas who sneak their own cup to the McDonald's drink machine.

Shout to this podcast for people who still sneak snacks into the, movie theaters. It's this girl named Honey Mustard that say you give her life. Tell her, I give you life and I can give you ketchup. I wonder why they call her Honey Mustler. Probably a pussy like Honey Mustler. But I wouldn't want your pussy to tell like a hundred muscle because that's a little tangy.

You don't want that La Tane Puts. Your first three little licks. Yeah, that first three little, you got to get that tag on. That shit tastes like Margarita's salt. They get that latin. Damn. You got to eat that push for mature or gone. The first three legs like licking margarita salt

how it sounds like you gotta eat that pussy with some chalk on try what you doing oh shit pussy put some little winter fresh baby hey shout out to my nigga Derek Donnell he said this podcast is for niggas who stay a little bit longer at the weed man

howl because the police just rode by bruh that ain't the true of shit that's so fun and bud you be about to go out though you're like ah shit hey did you really mad because you don't know if they're about to bust in that motherfucker or not

did you watch Childish Gambino, New Show, Atlanta. I'm pissed off. He had a funny-ass scene on that when he was in jail. I'm pissed off. The nigga found out his ex-girl was a dude. I'm like, nigga, how you ain't know that? Everybody in this bitch know that.

The nigga said, bro, your ex-girlfriend is a man, nigga, you gay. And he was fucking. He was like, bro, what the fuck you talk about? Like, nigga, she locked up with the man. She wasn't supposed to be in here. And he was fucking? And the nigga was like, dumb-ass look. I'm so mad.

I'm so mad. They got a show called Atlanta shooting in Stone Mountain, which is Well, they shot it all around the city. The nigga Chautish Gambino, he's just from Stone Mountain. Okay, cool. That's Stone Mountain. That's not Atlanta. They should have called somebody.

I'm saying shit I said last night. They should have the nigga phone. I mean, I'm from Atlanta. You know what I'm saying? First of all, any black man who's doing his thing, first of all. Salute. Salute. Salute.

I pray that you are prosperous and all your endeavors. Yeah, and let's not get it fucked up. It don't matter what you do. Yeah, it don't matter what's going on. I salute that. But, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. tie with a hundred cheese, but niggil, you shouldn't want some shit

called Atlanta. In Atlanta. In Atlanta. I don't know anybody in that motherfucker who was in Atlanta or from Atlanta. I'm talking about the city. We're talking about if you ain't go to APS schools, motherfuckers, I don't care. I'm from Atlanta. Born and raised. I don't did a lot of shit in Atlanta. So I'm an Atlanta native. You feel what I'm saying? I'm an alumni. This is how I know you really from Atlanta. Because you say Atlanta. Yeah, I'm from Atlanta. If I'm only saying, I'm a lot of Atlanta. You know what I'm only say to, hey, we just say Lano.

I'm from Lano, nigga. You feel what I'm saying? And, and, nigga, I ain't even know nothing about it. First of all, I'm mad at my people's because I ain't getting no audition. You really, in your feeling about it. Oh, you're fucking right, nigga.

I ain't gonna go shoot some shit in New York and not have a nigga from New York in that bitch. You feel what I'm saying? Calling New York. Who are you talking to? Whoever over that shit? Because first of all, I'm mad at my people's,

first of all, because I ain't get no audition. And I'm mad at their people because nobody in that Lama in that motherfucker. So, but at the end of the day, It's a good show. It's a good-ass show. Great show.

You got a show coming out? Nope. I'm going to call it Atlanta Part 2. The other real Atlanta. That's what's up. Fuck you mean. When the other movie come out, though, bro? No, NM.

11, man, I'm proud of you. Man, I appreciate it. Man, I'm proud of you. You got a shit. Can we talk about that? We can talk about that. Oh, man, my name is just soul shit. You know what I'm saying?

He's doing the thing. You know what I'm saying? A couple bricks, couple pounds. You know what I'm saying? You know, found the plug. My nigg is the man. So if you need it It's for the low love

My dick is doing this style No, it's the real shit, bro We did have a pilot get picked up Yeah, man, I want to do you and Clayton English Shout out my light skin, brother Yeah, so we got that jumping off Man, so make sure you pay your cable bill We still got, shit

We still got like, what, 15, 16 episodes of Wilden out Yeah, that shit still, that shit just parted off We still got Craig that show coming up Yeah, much love to everybody Who been so fucking with us I'm fucking with us since the jump off. I jumped off on season 5, so if you've been watching since season 5.

That right, too. I jumped off the season Sam. You know what I'm saying? Rooking of the year for season, Sam. Season 8 going correct, right? What's been some of your favorite shit from this season that's played? Man, I like the Jada Kiss episode when I roast his doughboy. You know what I'm saying?

The Travis Scott was crazy. Hold up. That was that. Nah, E-Man told that, his birth certificate was on. Burger King now. Man, that shit was funny. That was some funny asses. That was funny his hair.

You ate Michael. Blackson on that, though. Which one? On the last one? Yeah, the, wasn't the episode before that. I don't know. I ain't never see that part. The Bella Thorne one.

Yep, it was the Bella Thorne one. I killed him and, um, Dopeboy, man. We went crazy on them. More him on the wild stuff. Yeah, man, they got to turn up, man. A lot of people would be like, man, you, they don't understand. We can't talk too much about it, but, you know, we try. We try.

You know, it's another network, so, you know, certain stuff can't be. That is it. Like, we thought it was going to be all gravy going straight to MTV. It's going to be a big-ass network and everybody. They don't understand that. Nigger, we got to get them used to us all over again. We're so ratchet and we're so rough. They be like, no, don't say that they're going to sue.

We're like, what? Speaking of Ratchet, nigga, you posted this picture on Instagram or you in a suit in the woods. Did you read the comments on that? Man, I loved it. Nigger, that shit was her. I had to keep it thorough. I had to keep it hood. You know what I'm saying?

I had to bring the suit to the woods. You feel what I'm saying? You had that L. Green love and having this suit on it? I just wanted a deal to come out of that motherfucker being in the bat. Like, what the fuck? You feel what I'm saying? They could have just caught the deal looking at me. Oh, man, it would have been beautiful.

So that's what you're doing this year, man? You got to get suited and booty, man. I'm trying to get that white people money, that commercial money and let them know. I ain't scared to get an old suit, Nick. What you mean? You mark-ass, Nick. I get in a suit. You know what I heard?

What? Nick, I heard his Yeezer season. He's talking about Yeezing. He went crazy, man. You just heard, I mean, I heard he just made a ruck up of selling 700. thousand in merchandise Oh look He did a what

He made He got a rucker I don't know if it was It's a what It's a ruckle A what Nigger you heard me I just

That's just funny I used to say It's a ruckle I don't know if it's in Madison Square Garden Anybody help Nick you can talk on this show It said Madison

Madison Square guard Was it at his show He got the The ruckold holding Merchandise How are you supposed to say I'm just saying it Like you said

How are you poor to say I'm saying rucket I'm saying rucket niggled what you're talking how you said he got it huh

the record not nobody don't nobody want to say yeah he he got the record on god damn yeah yeah he set the record

yeah he set the rucker for the for the merchandise he got 700,000 how much somebody was I think who who was up under him that sold 500,000

beyond Beyonce. He got to be. I don't know if he's Beyonce. I'm not putting that out there. But he out beat them over a quarter million dollars. Anytime anybody break a record, guess who had the record first? Who?

Beyonce. Or Michael Jackson? Beyonce. They better be glad Michael Jackson. Oh, my God. That nigga be, I showed you how to sing merchandise. I'm like, what the fuck? What would he be selling at that?

He's going to be selling it. What's some weird as merchandise you could buy at a Michael Jackson show? Fingers. You'd be like, these are Michael Jackson fingers You're dumb as fuck And he got like countdown fingers too So you can get him like If you don't have a partner like D.C. Youngflat

You're losing Knicker buying five shirts It's just countdown fingers It's just Michael Jackson can sell anything, bro Like it don't matter What would Michael Jackson say If a nigga was smoking a blunt at the concert

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You dumb as fuck, girl. He was hitting that shit. Can you just imagine him getting high? Like he probably won't nobody in his room Some shit so strong He needed a doctor They went to real medical school To give it to him

And I can see Mike right now Like he has an anger problem When he doesn't want nobody around He don't want to get high I just want you to leave Leave damn it Leave He was like Mike

What if he didn't even talk like that With no cameras around He doesn't apologize He didn't get mad They called him holes back Just leave Leave Okay, I'm sorry

I just want you to leave Okay, Mike I'm sorry Oh shit Hey Michael Jackson will never die Never, he's a Like listen to me bro I don't think everybody

Understand like how strong Michael Jackson Inspired I don't care Who is in the fucking industry Right now If you Michael Jackson has something to do

Michael Jackson has something to do With every fucking person Doing music or entertaining somebody right now I'll listen to He was the first person ever I was listening to ever. Ever. Ever.

I went, and this is why I'm so crazy. I jumped from Michael Jackson to Eminem. Damn. That's a big shit. Let me ask you this. We were talking about Halloween and shit. Last episode you was going, that shit was funny as hell too. What's you doing for Halloween, my nigga?

I'm scaring the hell out of kids. How old? I'm just put on a, I'm going to put on. Nah, I can't say that. Don't do that. I'm not going to do that. Why are you always fucking with me? Because that shit is fun, bro.

I don't know. Like, me growing up, it's like terror. It's always fun seeing the motherfucker's scared. Right. Like, I that dick is scared because of me. Ah, ha, ha, ha. You're an ass, man. I don't know.

They did it to me. Shit. No, man, much love to all the parents getting that shit back. School just started back. Yeah. You know, that's why the clubs and shit being in. Oh, man, club going crazy. But I know, I know, for real, though, for Halloween, I'm going to buy a whole bunch of eggs.

And I'm going to just wreck them all the bus. Bray, you're giving the wrong impression. Nah, we used to do, like, who got the prettiest throw? I remember I threw it over a house and over a bush, and it still hitting them all the bus. That shit was so pretty, man. I was like, oh, that bitch, he met it. Me, man.

I was like, oh, that shit gonna be a world worker. For real. What was trick-or-treating like on the west side, my nigga? Nigger? Knock on a nigga-dough, though, if you want to an a half-us-and-down. Trick-try? I'll be trying to ask you some intelligent shit. Nigga ain't ain't going to open a door.

You're going to hear a nigga in the house. Y'all get the fuck out of my butt! I just be asking you random answer. So, D.C., how do you feel about the United Nations? Hey, man, you'd be so fun to, like, a trick-or-treat on the west side a look like a gang fight. It'll start off with three of y'all and end up with, like, 100 kids, five crack-heads, chaperone. That's how we're going to end this podcast.

I'm just going to ask you a homelmuch. It's just like, five crack-haired chaperone, and then they're like, let me get some candy. Like, niggas, because you walk with me, nigga, you know, motherfucking cannon. God damn, I made sure you were straight. I can't get no twig. Okay, check this out, D.C. When you're dealing with, like, a homeless, this craphead, motherfucker. Yes.

What drug do you prefer your homeless person be on? You want him to be on crack. Why is that? Because when he hits it, whoever you're telling him he is, he's going to think he's him. These are going to be some ghetto math questions. Yeah, check this out. You meet a bad bitch at Central Station. I know exactly what.

Hold up. For folks who don't know that. Let me set the word problem up. We're just doing some ghetto word problems now. Most don't know who's Central State. It was the most. Tell them about the station. Hottest Club, the hottest club in Atlanta.

The mother, listen to me. People from around the world within this club, like it was at least a thousand people in one spot. But the shit was so ratchet. And don't close to 6 o'clock in the morning. You might see a bitch twerking with no shoes on and a nigga throwing chicken bones on the floor. That's how ratchet is. Love that club.

So let me finish the word problem. You meet a bitch at 6. Central Station. Bad. You call her, she tell you she live with her mama and her three sisters. Who is the finest woman in that house?

The mama. I'm going to go with the mama. You're going to go with the mama? I'm going to go with the mama. Oh, it could have been the baby sister. That's what I was doing. That's a two-part question. You're a real hood, nigga.

I was like, is he going to get both of them? Yeah, you got both for them. Yeah, okay. Oh, nigga. We might have to take this shit to the lightning round. Okay, let's do it. The little sister be the finest. Yeah.

Listen to me in the house. She'd be having edges. Yeah, she got edges. You're like that a hell of bitch, pretty teeth, good grades, no stretch marks. She got a future in shit. Yep. She's getting scholarship offers for her poetry. They don't know.

Where did she get eight to you? Fuck a life. She's about to get pregnant. Yes, sir. Back to back. Consecutum summers. That thing is stupid. All right.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I like this game. Come on. All right. All right. Let me see.

Yeah. Let me see. Okay. Check this out. It's Friday. Mm-hmm. 1159 You stuck at the house

It's three bitches texting you One of her She's fine but she annoyed the hell out you The second one she's kind of fun But she'd be bullshit And the third one You could just call her whenever the fuck you want to Who are you gonna hit first?

You said the first one is what now She annoying as fuck She anointed as fuck But she's fine But she's fine. Yeah. Okay. The second one, she cooled in the motherfucker.

She ain't that fine, though. She ain't that fine, though. And the third one, you could just hit her at 7 o'clock in the morning, put your balls on her eyes. Okay, so who I'm going to fuck? Who are you going to hit first? You stuck at the crib. You can't go nowhere. I'm going to try the annoying, bitch.

First. I'm going to go with the annoying, bitch. Okay. You feel what I'm saying? Just because she's fine as fuck. I got a hit. She's so fine, you just deal with all her other boys. I deal with it.

It's late at night. Like, how annoying can you be? In the wee hours, bitch. If you are known in the wee hour, this the last time I'm fucking with you. All right. The second one, I probably fucked up because I hit the first bitch first. She found out. So she found another nigga.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Right. And the bitch who I can hit any time, she's just waiting. You know what I'm saying? Or she could have went to sleep because she stripped. All right. I'm going to see if you were a real nigga on this one, though.

I'm about to see. I'm about to push. I'm going to push it all the way out. Push it. I don't know if you ready for this. Come on. I'm ready. Let me see.

Let me see, man. This is on some real ghetto shit. Okay, come on. I don't see a lot of shit now. I'm telling you now. I don't see the lot of shit. This is real ghetto shit. I don't see the grandma who had a walker, like, just get up and don't use the walk in more.

This is a little nigger ghetto shit. This is a real world situation. Okay. You just met your new chick. Just met my new chick. Y'all just had sex for the first time with a condom. You're on your way out of the dough. She's been over the couch.

You got the condom in your hand. What do you do next? Go raw, wha-o-wa-o-wa-o-wa-a-o-wa. Nick, if we had a pride, you would have won that motherfucker. I would have been wrong. Pellas.

Anytime she's about to let you hit it from the back, it's up to you to wear the condom. She don't give a fuck. That's why she turned around. Yep. That's why she turned around. Or you could use a trick. Put on the rubble.

Fuck. Take it out. Play with the pussy. Eat it. La-n-n-n-la-w. While you eat that. You take that motherfucker out. Na-n-n-knack.

Go back. She never know? Let me interject. That's how you make a little boys. I got a little boy. Trust me. I know that's exactly how you make a little boy. I'm saying to be the best feeling in the world.

For making a little boy. Best feeling in the world. I don't know. It's just like skin on top of skin. You know what? It just gives it just get an inch and a half. You just like, ah. You stay talking about the extra inch and a half.

Yeah, but you know what? These women, they like to blame going wrong. on us. Nah, because when you put on a rubber, it's like it's like having on

a bubble coat. A bitch really don't know how tall you is. Right. Until you take the mobile out. Right.

Right. So my God, you ain't tall. You're like, yep. Hey, bro, you make a lot of good points. I do.

You make a lot of good points. Make a lot of good points, man. It takes two people to go raw though, man. But the crazy part of fellas, this is how you know, man, listen,

man, because I don't did a lot of fuck it, man. Fuck a bitch with a rubber and then fuck her without the rubble and see the, see the analytics the analytics.

The analytics. And see, see the numbers, man. Can we just keep it real? See the numbers, man. I'm going to keep it all the real with you. Ain't nobody ever fell in love with a condomone. I don't think so either.

I know for a fact that it's not possible. I don't think so either. It's not possible, bro. Even the women was like, that's true. And sometimes the rubbers fuck up the friction of the pussy because it's just rubber. It just

Sometimes they work too good It's just all in their day You ever went wrong Because the condom worked too good She's like shit I don't feel nothing either I was just about to tell you the same shit Like have you ever just been fucking

And felt it pop And then start feeling that pussy Open up like Yeah You be like Nick this shit feels real Who this feel like real pussy I love that shit

I remember boy Have you ever been fucking a freak And they bit pop And you got to get up back That motherfucker like it's a house fire. I'm gonna be like, potho shit, I'm hell no. Not me. You ain't get me. You know, the hell you ain't. You ever took the rub off

too fast? You ever take the rub off too fast and the juice splash? Man, I hate that shit. It's on my cheek. Oh, my cheek. See, I like, I like, I like taking the rubber off because in front of the bitch, just to show her. Like, you know what I'm saying? The motherfucker will be stretching off. I'm like, ha, ha. You're stupid, isn't it? Yeah. Need a little help. stupid.

The motherfuck just don't come off that easy, bitch. I feel like every time you take the rub off you got to do it like a magic trick. You got to say, voila. Some shit. Apricadebra. Right.

The motherfuck would be like extra skin. The whole nigga. The motherfucker don't want to come out, baby. You don't know what's wrong. The fuck is wrong with you, don't. Motherfolk, come out. They're like, ka-paw! Hey, man, we're going to start talking about six-stakes. I feel like somebody can

sponsor us and send us a box of rubble. Yes, please do. Because we really do be advocating for people to have safe sex. I remember I was at one of the malls and got them, they was giving out free condoms. I got a whole bunch of condoms, bro, and I use all them bitches. I don't believe you. Bro, and my partner, we had got a big-a-tray bag full of condoms, bro. I don't believe you, bro.

He ain't got to. I know what I did. I used all them. Because you're the only nigga I know that could buy a box of three magnums and have five magnums at the end of the night. I don't know how the fuck you do. These days, I'm using them, rubber. I would too, too. I'm using them, brother.

You got to, man. No. They got some shit out here that you can't get rid of. It's called kids. You had that shit forever, my nigga. It changed your life. Kids ain't no hope, man. This has been another dope-ass episode at the 85 South show, though, man.

Shout out to the staff of God is dope. Got the whole staff out here, man. They're going crazy. Hell, yeah. Hey, man, we got to. a show coming up too in Baltimore. We're going to be at the bought me in D.C.

My nigga Chico Bean. We're going to be at the Baltimore Comedy Factory, September the 23rd and the 24th. Make sure you hit up the Baltimore Comedy Factory website so you can check us out. 85 South Show just hit half a million views. We're about to

get the other half a million. Yes, we are. Shout out to the Kardashian family. I gave you the Kardashian Family and shout out the episode you want to shout out to the Kardashian Family. Because they're really giving black men opportunities out here. What are they doing?

Did you see that Tiger had got his Ferrari repossessed? And then his girl went and bought him a whole other goddamn car. Why his shit keep getting reposite? He just don't like paying bills. I do not know. This nigga hate paying bills. This niggas get the car. I bet his credit fucked up.

I believe so, too. His credit got to be fucked up. But your credit ain't. His credit can't be fucked up because they wouldn't repossess your shit then let you get some more shit if your credit was fucked up. So whatever it is Tiger doing, that nigga winning right now. bro who else shout out to little wayne lewayne going through some shit right now

every time you see this nigga he's saying fuck cash money bird man we need we need to get back in that booth man he ain't i wouldn't get in that motherfucker either they ain't pay you for the shit that you already did you fucking right man shit is crazy out here who else got out of jail this week my partner te teetay

man stay away outside probation violation man hold you down bro this how we get down over here man keep sending your comments please this podcast is for we love those we have some funny ones on twitter did you see him no you ain't seen nothing i'd be retweeing people anytime they say something good i just retweet i just see call o dc y'all fun in here poop they can be saying some of other shit but y'all look at the last self-show yeah they'd be trying to roast us man i don't be giving they be talking back especially that nigger rodney rodney just show up at four in the morning leave 11 comments hey we're already in obliviate this man i'm i was i was from the skating

Oh yeah Skatering and Rodney I would mute the hell out of a nigger tweets I won't block it But I mute the hell out of your shit Me too bro Especially if I see like 12 of them bitches Straight in the row

Yeah like If all your tweets Is a link to your Instagram I'm like fuck you Mute motherfucker Fuck you mean But we appreciate y'all man We're the 85 stop show man

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The studio This your man Carlos Miller It's your boy D.C. young flizzle Hey, guess what though Before we leave God Is dope God

Is dope Hey yeah God Is dope He didn't need no to your disciples Why Because he was that knicker He didn't need no 12 disciples

He was that knicker But sometimes He needed a little help Peter and Paul Yeah But Paul denied him three times He ain't really need no help He's just for with his people

Yeah God's dope God's dope My nigga Noah got a ark With some fish on that bitch I know it was stanking on that bitch It was stanking on that bitch My nigga Jonah in the well

But he prayed up to God Hey, and he shot him out that little hole that they got. You think it's real? Because that shit, he shot them out that hole. Like, how you was in the right time, in the right moment to get up out the hole. But anyway, it was in the Bible, so let's do it. Yeah, yeah, it was in a Bible.

Everybody, who was that the last supper? Eating up all the cornbread. You got that. Yeah, every pitcher, the nigga was like, ah, I, ah, they were playing twister on that food. Yeah, Jesus had a sister. God had a daughter. My nigger Jesus walked on water.

Buddy couldn't swim, though. Jesus couldn't swim. Nope, buddy walking, walk. We out of this, bro. Jesus couldn't swim, though. I believe Jesus could swim. I'm not going to let you lie to my Lord. They never said nothing.

But I'm just saying he's Jesus, bro. That's why he walked on water. He was like, man, ain't nobody goddamn getting in that goddamn water? That water was cold. That water was cold. 85 sound show, we're out of here, bitch. Fawking it ain't. Eighty-five.

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