The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live from Greenville Comedy Zone | Ep. 93

Episode Date: August 18, 2017

The 85 South Show Live Comedy Show in Greenville with Karlous Miller, D.C. Young Fly and Karlous Miller! Get 10% OFF BEVEL CLICK HERE: http://bit.ly/85SouthxBevel The 85 South Show hit the road and came to a sold out packed house in Greenville, South Carolina. You know they had to sing the hit "Everybody Has Roaches" plus brand new songs about things like drug dealers body type and you know they had to roast the entire audience. In Part 1, the show gets pretty wild but the team also takes a moment to examine the events in Charlottesville and provide insight. Chico Bean, Karlous Miller, And Chico Bean get to know the crowd with there own individual stand up performances and then they crank up the podcast! Plus two lesbians get in on the roasting action and you wouldn't believe what happens when the crew spots them front and center. ▶subscribe AND SHARE our videos!!! https://bitly.com/85tube ▶INTAGRAM! https://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ ▶ TWITTER https://twitter.com/85SouthShow ▶FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.instagram.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.instagram.com/dcyoungfly/... CHICO BEAN - https://www.instagram.com/chicobean/?... CAT - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ JOE T. NEWMAN - https://www.instagram.com/joe.toscano/ CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ CRAIG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ MUSIC BY: https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ SHOE Connect: https://www.instagram.com/globalsole/ INTRO SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfqar... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This context and language is not suitable for children Shit might be said They might hitch up under the skin And it might be a low blow But guess what? It's funny as fuck though We got Today's in the building Say what, say what, say what, say what

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And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass If you don't bend over see with the shit Tell it to fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun of hanging with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent

And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the end But I might jump on the plane in Pallé vu la Fonseca's my no close. I got the jokes I'm everywhere. You see me with it. I'm off in Africa.

I'm telling jokes in different cities. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits. Hey. Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty. Hey, hell, niggum went to Germany and felt some different tits. I say they're small and they're round, but felt some different titty. Hey! I like smoking weed.

I like it in high. Hey. Bitch is mad like BC Youngfly Bitch is walking out Bitch is pulling up I'll apologize And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man

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Then please don't give me some but if this pussy is great than Carlos really want some of that pussy girl I don't like that shit. You see him do what he do. I need y'all to make some noise. I mean some real noise for my road dog, Carlos Miller. 85. 85.

85, high, hey. You already know it's a national holiday. It is side nigger Sunday. Makes you know it. Oh, my side niggas in the border. People out here in relationships with no titles, how y'all doing? Shout out to the niggins who might get the busing for the first time tonight. Ladies got them on that little probation.

What's you doing, that little white girl, sir? This nigga is 6'3 got a 7 of your old white girl with them. What's you doing with her, sir? I believe it, but she is a little white lady. You look like you stole her from the grocery store. Come on, little white, baby. How long are you ever with her?

God damn, you's a bold nigga. In South Carolina, shit. Ain't no way in the fuck. I'm like, just meet me at the crib, sweetheart. Oh, fuck that. You just putting this nigga through all kind of trauma, huh?

I'm gonna take you to the most racist places I can think of have proved to me that you love me. If you want this pussy, Jaquine, you gotta come to Mobile, Alabama. How much cord I got? I can't see. Y'all looking good in here tonight. Make some noise for yourself one time. Make some noise. I don't know if you know, but this shit gonna get wild. This is not your thought. This not just no comedy show where motherfuckers gonna be standing up here asking you a bunch of dumb-ass questions. What's the late shit? This is not the 80s.

This is the new shit. We're gonna shoot a live podcast in here. What y'all? A lot of people, I heard that, like, y'all didn't really make no noise when they ask y'all if y'all watch the podcast. So I'm telling you, I'm some people in here who don't know. So before we get into all of that shit, I need to let them know what the 85 South show is and who we make the podcast for. It's not your typical podcast.

We have a real specific audience that we're targeting with this podcast right here. This podcast right here is for women who bite their fingernails and when you try to look at their hand, they hide them and be like, no. This podcast is for ladies who got two kids

with two separate daddies, but they look just alike. This podcast right here, we make the 85 South show is for niggas who go raw and fall asleep don't even need no towel. Just. Pussy juice everywhere. Sheets

just crunchy. You don't even let your kids in your room. Don't go on there bring your head back out of here. This podcast right here is for ladies who got a vibrator, but the battery has been dead, but you still use it. It

don't even vibrate. You just using the part now. That's your lady right there? This you? Okay. How long? This motherfucking star. I counted her thing. How long? We've been together this many. How long? June 7th. This new. This is a new relationship. You ain't even hit that wrong yet, huh?

You didn't get it. They're lesbians. Y'all so late. Wake your dead ass up. That's your best friend. So you didn't trick down that person. Every time you're like, bitch, these niggins ain't shit. Well, maybe you gay.

Have you tried pussy lately? I'm just saying, we best friends, bitch. You know me. How much drum I start in your life. Oh, come on, get these seats. I ain't going to step on you shit. How you doing? It's your birthday.

It's your motherfucking birthday. It's your motherfucker. It's your birthday. Oh, we're about to get you fucked up. What's you drinking tonight? These are your home girls? Who driving? Keisha.

Y'all going to let the bitch name Keisha drive. The shit sounds like a good idea to everybody in the car fucked up and y'all get pulled over. Keisha? Hell no. So on as he see Keisha, he's going to search the car. What's your other home girl name?

Eisha. Keisha, Eisha. If your name Misha, y'all got to sit in the bed. Your name, better not ran what they got down. What's your name? Okay, all right. Y'all, I know it's set up when I see one. Where is my waitress?

Waitress Can I get a waitress We still got people coming Hell yeah CP time Them the people We make the podcast for Niggas who called

To make sure they're late They started shit Alright I'm about to jump in the shower I'm on my way I'm on my motherfucking way That's our target audience Can I get a waitress over here though Waitress?

What's your name? You got a name? Jessica. Jessica, make some noise with Jessica. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we got Jessica. Gonna be our waitress tonight. How you doing, Jessica? This is the birthday girl.

Get them whatever they want. Just get her fucked up. Any more birthday ladies there? What are it? It ain't your... Tell your boyfriend by you some. This your first girlfriend? It's not.

You've been a lesbian since high school. Do you try dick sporadically to make sure you still don't like it? No, don't just give up on dick. Now, dick then came a long way. Shit. You walking around, I ain't had no dick since 99. Girl, you know how far dick didn't can't say 99? Niggas doing all kind of shit.

cutting the hair back it's some new dick out here try how long you've been a lesbian forever never like boys never back in the day what day what day was it 99 2000 you you are you up for some dick you know that you ain't tried digging 17 years I'm telling you dick just like very The vegetables, the older you get, the better it is. What? No. She got to try the dick.

She's light skin, pretty, good skin. Cut the mustache, bitch. What you doing? Cut the, no, I understand you all the way down, but cut the mustache on. You're fucking up. You're fucking up. No.

We get it. You win. You end, cut the mustache, bitch. I'll just fuck it with you. I'm gonna talk my shit. I don't give a fuck. They paid us already. Y'all know we were some shit talkers when we came in.

Who else in here celebrating the birthday? Where the birthday people are? Y'all show the birthday people some love one more time. My birthday people. We got one right here. Happy birthday, boo. Who in the back? Who birthday in the back?

She had. Oh, happy birthday, boo. Who else? Say what now? I thought you were lying for some free shit. Happy birthday, boo. Somebody run up there and go get some, Chico, you run up here and get some strap on this real quick.

Get that long one. I'm just fucking with you. I'm just fucking with you. My first cousin is a lesbian. She is stud. Yeah, this bitch should be taking shit too far. She got a briefcase with dicks in it. She got all kind of dicks.

Got the strap on with the foreskin still on it. The foreskin hanging off the tip. I'm like, these bids are got to dildos with the fucking foreskin on it. That's not what? How you know, a little white lady? What's your name? Emmy? Are you a little person or just a little person?

You are a little more. I can't believe this nigga here then stole that little girl and raised her to be his girl. That niggins her and raised her. Uh-uh, eat your vegetables. You're going to be big and strong.

I see you. That's you? How long? Three years? Let me see what we're going on three years ago. You called it right after that Beyonce single lady shit, huh? Yeah, I know, I know. Let me see who else in here.

What old school niggas? What are my OGs at? The old niggins name Lee, Larry, Calvin, Melvin, Learoy, Melvin. Won't got no Melvin's there? What a OG's there? I want to have no old couples? All right, fuck it, dear.

I don't like this old Price's right-ass microphone. I feel like... What? No, it worked good, though. I don't want to start fucking with shit. My motto is quit touching shit. Leave it along. Quit touching shit.

That's how shit get fucked up. Shit working good. Everybody can hear everything. Fuck around and switch the bitch. We'll never get the sound back right. I can't hear. We got any single ladies here? Tonight. Single ladies. About six. About six. How do you know all y'all love me? You do?

What's your name? How you doing? You got a man somewhere? No, wait, wait, don't be putting me in shit. Wait, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Don't be putting me in shit. Wait, wait. Don't be putting me in no goddamn relationship, hey. And you're, well, that's what we need to keep it in your mind. See, really I don't like it because you don't know how to act in public. You didn't embarrass me in front of all these goddamn people, man. I'm just saying, you yelling at me like we're really together. That's how you say, hey. See, that's the shit I don't like.

Bro, you don't know where no more little bitty white bitches at, do you. Take me to the tree house that they live in. I'm going to follow. Look, I don't have enough room. Man, hook me up. I need about three of y'all. I ain't even going to fuck. I'm just going to have them cleaning up baking cookies.

Singing little songs. We're going on a trip on our favorite rocket ship. That was for the parents who had to watch SpongeBob and shit all day. You got kids? Two? Get the fuck out of it! You know them? You know them?

Oh, and you know about her kids and everything? White people tell you all their information. You're like, hey, well, my name's Karen. How you doing? This is my man, Jamar. We made out of a basketball game. Two kids, 10 and 5. Hey, I may be a white bitch, but I can break some hair, okay?

What fuck are you talking about? That should be funny, man. Shout out to the white people who don't like white people either. Man, they're fucking tripping. We're going to kick it over here for a minute. All right. Before we move on, I got to introduce you to my play of partners, my co-host. you know what I mean

the other group the remaining members of the group I ain't David Ruffing but these the temptations you know together like individually we some bad motherfuckers fuck shit all way up but then you put us together it'd be like X men we'd be fucking up everything

it just be that's why they'd be trying to keep us separated because we fuck shit up area where we go and tonight ain't gonna be no different the first home boy that I'm bringing to the stage oh this

here. What can I say that you don't already know? Wait a minute. I ain't even going to bring him until they let the girl with the motherfucking yellow hair in. Uh-uh. No. Hey, I know I've been up here for a minute, but this I-motherfucking show. And I know this

nigga right here, I'm going to give me two more minutes, flat. It's a chick with a whole yellow hair. You heard what I said? She got a whole yellow hair. uh-uh don't you fucking hide make me excuse me white man let the girl with the yellow half straight in she VIP white dude she VIP right there anybody who got yellow a whole yellow half

everybody with her they good trust me she probably ain't got no ticket just gonna argue fuck you time bad well uh we in this motherfucker a little way hood bitch to say that we in this motherfucker In this what? Motherfucker! We end this motherfucker. Matter of fact, that's the hashtag tonight. Put that on social media.

We end this motherfucker. That's with two D's spelling out murder. M-U-D-A-H. Put the H on it. Make it all way ghetto so they'll know it's us. Put the motherfucking H on it. yellow hell

hurry up please she don't even know when she walked in that just gay this nigger a whole nother shit to say hey what's your name yay yo this bitch said

dope and friday bitch sell dope and everything her name yeah yo excuse me man I don't know if you know this but your seats is right

here. Fuck you talking about Chad, would you mind escort those lovely young baps right here? You know what Babs are. Real nigger shit.

So all the people who are not black tonight, I want you to know you are more than welcome to be in here kicking it with us. We're here for everybody. Put your listening ears on. You'll fuck around and learn some shit. Hell you. Shit, whatever. I make a bitch move.

Because I know a bitch don't want problems with you in this motherfucker. Come on, boo. I'm about to move. You can sit right here. I'm not. All that ass you got, I'm trying to bust on you if you get what I'm saying. How you doing? Who's your home girl? This bitch is like she could drive good then the motherfucker.

It's all right there hood bitch that can drive real good. This is her. What's your name? Tea. Yeah, yo, and tea? Oh! These bids are going to change your life or rob the shit at you. All right.

I'm about to get the hell out of here. But just know, that shit that I was talking, we're talking shit just like that. Make some noise if you enjoy yourself so far. That's all we want. We're here for a good time. Turn the fuck up. I want everybody get loose tonight, get lit. It's a celebration.

We're celebrating people's birthday that we don't even know. Now that my, now that Yeo has sot down, we can continue to proceed forward with this shit because my next home boy I'm bringing to the stage. Funny as a motherfucker. One of the fastest growing niggas in the game right now. You see him on everything. On everything.

He's the new host. Mr. MTV, TRL. You just saw him on Irv Got it New Show Tales. You can see them every Thursday night on Wilden out. You can catch them in the movie almost Christmas. This is my man right here.

Y'all welcome to the stage. Mr. D.C. Young Fly! Fucking me! How does it live? How does it feel? Woo! That at DiAngelo right there? Play that shit again.

It's an old lad mic right here. This Richard Prada mic right. What kind of stage we on? This shit was an aquarium. This is a, with some 50s in this, motherfucker. Ah! That's your wife. Ah!

Hold on, hold up. What a damn? That's your damn, where? That's your wife? That's your wife. That's my wife. How long y'all been married? How long?

Hold on. We need to hear this shit. How long y'all been married? Nine year. You know I'll be smoking weed. She said, been together for nine, marry and 11. That was another nigga, bitch. Y'all love each other.

You love them to death? You got two kids with him and you love him to death? She got some life insurance on your bro. Not enough. We need to beat this bitch ass y'all. We need to beat this bitch ass, bids, y'all. Hey, y'all ready to turn up? Y'all ready to turn up? We're feeling to turn up, man. I'm about to bring my partner out here, man.

Y'all know. He's gonna motherfucking crazy. Yeah, y'all know what going on. I'm about to bring my partner out here. Hold on, hold up, hold up, because I see some cougars in here. Let me tell y'all some. Y'all cougars, I'm gonna leave y'all to fuck alone, okay? I'm 25. If you 10, 15 years old to me, bitch, leave me to fuck alone.

N'uh, because y'all don't moan like them young girls. Uh-uh. I had a cougar, her moan sound like a nass car. I swore on everything. I was in there hitting that ass, right? I'm hitting that ass right, and all of a sudden I heard, Yeah. I said, bitch, they'd be racing on your street.

And then, you know, you know, those old motherfuckers, they don't like shaving that cootcha hair. Man, you can't eat no hair rat coochie. Eat some hair rat cootcha like eating sunfly seeds. You just be f, f, f, I got to shave that couture hair. I ain't going to hold y'all too long because I'm going to be up here all goddamn day. Who the birthday girl is? What, Misha, Nisha.

Who is Misha? You Keisha. Isha. Stapisa. Oh, you're Stacy. I bet your middle name, like, tequila. Eglah girl, put on you. Ah!

I feel, hold the hell with this mic. Who mic does it? They're mine. Shit, pour the cane with some tight-ass sweatpants, man. We ain't got no other mic. Y'all give you. You love me? I do.

I need some pussy, bitch. I'm gonna keep one haul and I ain't 40 too weak, girl. I'm about ready to hear me. I can't wait to put a bitch in the yoke. Bitch, come here, come here. I got a special move too. What? I bent that ass over and you lift that ass up,

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Hey, white woman. White people always act like they ain't white. Hey, white woman. God damn, bitch, I'm talking to you. See? God damn. We're about to turn out. I'm about to bring my motherfucking pot out here, man.

You have seen this nigga a while and out. 8 to 5 South Show. This nigga here's doing his motherfucking thug-dizzle. Y'all make some noise for Chico, beat. God damn Keep going, don't stop Fuck fun with you The AMG 63s

I tell all my holes Break it up Break it down Bag it up Fuck it up Fuck it up God damn They live right here

I tell all my holes Throw me up Get me head Slop and suck Look it up Hey Slug it up serve up hey

Fub it up Hey Mim it up Hey I was getting some hair The other thing In my bathroom

When I seen the mouth On a bitch You know I had to She went down And got the balls I was like On coat Bitch who went

On the honor balls I was like Too low fucking showing I don't want my ass shit You want that

bullshit Cut it all Cut it all DJ For I fuck around And be up here Hey Who was that

To just scream Like that But you sound like You're giving birth In this motherfucker Greenville, how y'all doing? Nah, fuck that, man. We need more energy than that.

Greenville, how y'all doing? Hell yeah. They got me up here like a stripper bitch that's trying to get on, nigga. This is the catwalk. Your hair really is yellow. It's more like a golden tent. You ever seen Media Man?

You like, it's like the Golden Lords. You remember the Golden Lords on Media Man? That's that, nigga. That's what it is. I'm happy to be up here, man. This is, this is, we always come to Greenville. This is the first time the 85 Southden came. If y'all ever been to any shows where I've been here in Greenville before,

anybody ever seen me before it? Damn. What the fuck was the rest of y'all at? God damn. Nigger was like shit, nigga, we ain't know you was here, nigga. Fuck that. Y'all keep coming on Sundays when football on, nigga. Fuck that.

I hope that changed this year. I hope we boycotting the NFL, nigga, for that bullshit they're doing the Colin Kaepernick. Yeah. Look at the old. The old nigga was like, hey, nigga, I was fucking with you when you was talking. about getting your dick suck, but not leaving football alone, nigga, no, I ain't gonna do it. That's what it is, man, but we got a great show

on deck for y'all, man. This 85 South Show is something real special. We can't really shoot a live podcast. You know what I mean? We want y'all to be involved. This shit is going to be fun. So I hope y'all ready to turn up. Y'all ready to get this shit going all the way live?

No, I said y'all ready to get this shit going all the way like? Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm seeing all the people y'all was talking about now. Is that the white girl? Goodness gracious. Oh my good You look like something

My daughter watch on TV You look like one of them little Hannah Montana No that wasn't what I was thinking about I was thinking like one of the door characters You know like the little door Like the map You built like the map

You know what I'm saying Fuck around getting naked And find where you're supposed to be going there God damn she built like the map And this motherfucker map Map That's probably how you call it To give you some pussy don't you

You hide in the bathroom Map She jump out I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map. Hit me from the back. I'm the map.

Oh shit, man. All right, man. We can't get this thing started. So I need y'all to stop making some more motherfucking noise like y'all ain't seen. That's all ready tonight. So put your hands together one time with B.T. Yon Flood, Carlos Miller. This is the 85 South Show Live Greenville, South Carolina.

Lano! Chico being stupid is here. Can you spell map? M. A P. M. A. P. M. M. M. She built like the bough. Nibon.

Niggins to go find a truck. Hey. We can smoke milk sack. White people y'all smoke crack. Hey. All know that. Hey. back, hey, if the nothing in here, yeah, I'm a rack, back, back, you a bitch, man, fuck

up. Can you spell M-A-a-c-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-knap, nigger? Yeah. So she feels like the map. Yeah, that's a new beat that he's playing right there. I ain't never heard that shit, man, that shit is sounding so player. We in Greenville, South Carolina, about to do that. Five South Live and you already know we keep the real good vibes

He's gonna be on the scene about to kick this shit I'm up on the motherfucking panel getting off Carlos Miller won't you talk some shit my nigger They don't know how good you get when you get to kick in there real-up My name is Carlos and I got some shit to say I'm happy because my girl got on birth control yesterday Oh So you know what that's about

I'm gonna fucking fucking fucking fucking And ain't gonna never pull it out I'm so nasty Nance I'm disgusted Oh it's disgusting But nuts I be busting A nigga who be keeping it real

She gonna suck all the dick If I pay all the bills Hey Look at the white girl clapping that's the map She's like shit I like my bills paid too even though i'm white i like when that shit come through you know when the duchin people get harassing you they be like mo let me tell you you don't know what it is because the

starting and no dick in like 18 years oh that's her girl friend who's me is her best friend because she's got the trip and she's been game and then she slipped in who hey tricking her home girl out the pussy huh and now her home girl like pussy God damn They do with that gay shit I offer some dick they like We don't do that gay shit

Yeah What? They call my dick gay Because that was gay as fuck They say they want no dick Today And she looked good She from the hood

She got a little ass She kinda cute up in the face If she shayed a Mustang Hey Hey, hey, I ain't gonna lie Sada Hey, hey You don't went crazy then

But get what no? Hey, Yeah, yeah Hey, if she's safe away fucking a bitch It is hard to explain They got a deal though at their house That got a real thing I'm like, damn

Royal deal don't bust in us She's like, hey, my bitch's getting to come Home and we gonna fuck I said I got a dick Made out the same shit As the Chucky dog I'm like God bam That's the shit that I be using those

She's like hell yeah And you know I keep it real Oh, I find out if she's cheating. So I had to smell the dildo. Oh! Wow. That's what she said. You smelled the dildo?

That's what she said. Oh, you smelled the dildo? I was stuck. I was like, he smelled the dildo? No, I ain't never smelled the dildo. I'm sure I probably smelled like plastic, though. Yeah. The dill does smell like super glue.

I don't broke the mic. I don't broke the mic. and cut the deal though. Hey, you said, she said she ain't, she ain't, she ain't, she said she poured grease on that bitch. What kind of grease? That ain't gonna make the busiglid glue. Bleach.

Oh, she's time to come. You put bleach on the dick? She said she pulled bleach on the dick. You really? Hold up. Bro, we thought we had it bad. Can you imagine coming home and your dick is bleached? Man, let me call you back.

This bitch done bleach my goddamn dick, bro. Damn, damn. I can't do nothing with this dick. This dick, I'm dark skin, this goddamn, this dick bright, white now. Do it change colors? Do it get spotted? It looked like it's been bleached. It's plastic, duh, ugly, girl.

Hey, what? It's plastic. You ain't gonna see no real dicks in the. Let me get that one with that real skin right now, right now. Oh, yeah. Like I said, that pig skin. They got the dick with the real vats. in it, nigger the goddamn vein running through that motherfucker.

That's shit with the throbbing and everything, Nick. Hey, wait a minute. What y'all not gonna do is sit up here and talk about my homeboys like that. All right, yeah. You said you ain't had no dick since 99, 2000? Goodness, you got it. So you ain't had no dick in 99. That's crazy.

I know that, but you know, sometimes y'all have it, and they be like, no, I don't want that. Bro. You ain't. I don't like that. She is dup. She is do for some dick, niggas. You like the senses when they come to dick.

You only, they can only come around like the senses for you. Yeah, and that long, your pussy's going to close up like an earring hole. Damn. Got to get that pussy re-pierced? I'm going to go downtown and get my pussy repierced. Look, when I put this deal over in there, don't take it out for four to six weeks. Leave it in there. We just fucking wish it.

Congratulations. I fought with gay people. Like, my best friend, she gay. Y'all say something of the funniest shit. Gay people say something of the funniest shit. I swore on everything. We was in Tennessee. I was like, man, I got some bitches fin to come over.

She said, you got some bitches? I said, yeah. She said, man, I love my dick at home. Damn. Damn. That's a real dilemma. Like, did she keep the dick with her like a gun, she was in the trunk?

Oh, like a pistol. Like a pistol. So what y'all do when y'all get through? y'all just hang the dick up. We killed that hooter. You said she killed that shit? We killed that ho. She did tire.

She didn't tie a dick, a string on the dick. She ain't sure she finished with it. She just threw it over her shoulders might use it. Bitch, rodeo gay superhero. Damn, man, that motherfucker using the dick like a nunchuck. Man, come here, bitch. God. Stop.

Y'all abusive, man. Y'all don't know how to treat people. I just thought out what LGBT mean. What? I used to call it lettuce, bacon, tomato. Mm-mm. Really? Letters bacon, tomato?

Mm-mm. I just found out what it mean. Really? Like, L-mean, like, lesbians, be, or... Bisexual... Trash. Damn, y'all act. Like, it's a PowerPoint.

L mean! I'm gonna broke this goddamn fake brick. We're gonna duck this stage up for us all said to die. This brick got dangerous. That ain't even real brick. The fire mars are gonna shut their bitch down. It ain't. They didn't build this club for three people to be up here.

This bitch, unstable like a motherfucker. Hey, lie. Every time you move, it'd be wobble. This shit built like a Mexican church. Hell yeah. Jesus Jesus Christa. Jesus Christo. We got into Hispanic.

Hispanic people here tonight. Hispanic, right there we go. What's happening? You ain't no real Hispanic if you don't speak Spanish. You don't want to hear that shit. Oh, boy, you're good then. You're gonna speak the shit to each other. She ever said some shit she ain't know.

You'd be like, they're saying to English. I don't know that part. Hey, that moment, I ain't never met a Spanish dude with that deep of a country accent. He's like, you speak that shit to a goddamn word. I speak that shit to a fucking timeout. I'm like, nigga. What part of Mexico are you from?

How long y'all been together? Four years. What's that shit they be doing with them damn hats? What's that shit they be doing? Mexican hat dance? No, you remember that shit. Are y'all not Mexican? What are y'all?

Puerto Rican. Are y'all going to make a hell of a baseball player? Hell yeah. And you're going to use the conga like him. Who Dominican? You Cuban? You're Cuban. Okay.

Colomba. Colorado. Yeah. I see your mom in the back. I see your mom, wife. Hey, we got the dope lady in the back. She said, Holombollah. She got three husbands in prison right now.

Got to go take her call. I'll be back, okay? She's from Columbia. She got some loose cocaine on the bottom of her purse. That's what I said. It's a little three-five, a eight ball. She said, Colombia. I'm like, God.

Who else? Who else? We got Colombia. We got, what's all she is? She was more. Aggressive. Venezuela. Niggas.

Niggas. Niggas. Nguer is lying now. Man. Niggas lying now, man. Nick over here ain't know what the year. He just said Latin America. Nigger lying now.

They're going to start saying countries you know ain't nobody in here from. Quam. Like, where is that? Hey, all my Hispanic people, let me ask you this. Well, y'all pissed off the Sammy Sosa with the skin bleaching shit. What? Because that shit broke my heart. I remember Samin Sosa.

I thought he was going to eventually learn English, but the nigger never. English, but the nigger never did. Then the nigga quit playing baseball. Now he's a pink man. I'm the only one who was fucked up. He let us go. He did turn white. Why this shit keep changing, man? Fixed the auto tune.

I didn't look like a chicken brass. I might have to jigger my cord. Damn, I don't broke it. You broke that one too? I put mine on the floor because my shit broke too. Only left for Sprocket, nigga. This is the shit George Jetson work on. George Jesse.

You can tell this is a black show. Shit just tell. right in front of you. When this show started it was so much shit on this table. Bro, fuck this shit. Fuck it, fly. Get it out of here. No, boy, because you know the white fuck gonna be calling bro. Bro. Hell, fuck what you.

I know exactly what that bro mean. No, nigger, they're talking about that mic stand. Exactly. Don't reply, don't reply. And you know, white people petty, too. They'll send you an invoice for an odd number. $147 worth of Mike Sands. You guys fucked up up here.

Yeah, fuck you. All right, fuck you. Shout out the Yeo. How you doing? This is the one I was telling you about. I've seen that fat-haired booty. Oh, my goodness. Ma'am, how long your ass been that fat?

How long your ass been that fat? That's a real ass, too. I can tell you when she's sitting down, that ass won't eat more. Were you in an accident or something? Because that ass swole up. The food. What kind of food? You tell my bitch, I'm about your whole plate of that shit.

See, she looked young, but this bitch is scared of shit at you. She'd tell you her old shit. I'm 41. My son. God. Damn. I got a 23-year-old son. My baby girl's 17.

What the fuck? Exactly. Man, you got to worry about her son being, man. And the nigga is fucking her. Like, you got to fight her son and her boyfriend to hold her house. She said right. You don't know how. You don't know how old black women are to throwback Thursday.

She'd be posting pictures with niggins. Nick, you knew L.L. Koojay, Ben. But she was old enough to get in the club with L.L. Koo-J was popping. Bix be grown in the picture with Bowow while when he was a little boy. She's holding the nigger. Why is Bowow wow on your hip, bitch?

Old enough to be a Rakeem groupie. This is fucking crazy. A Rakeem girl. Yeah, she'd be fucking. Fuck her so good, she'd just be looking at you. Man, what else going on today? Y'all been enjoying yourself in Greenville? Huh, huh.

Been to join you? Let's act like we read, you mean to join you something. Can I get some holes poke through my goddamn paper so I can still look at that ass while I'm reading. Them niggas left me without a paper like I'd be cheating off them, nigga. That shit crazy.

Fucking, let me see the paper, nigga. D.C., what the fuck you do? How do you get a hole right there? Man, look, man. I've been cheating on shit. Who in here watches the 85 South Show? Why? Because y'all ain't got cable or y'all just got Wi-Fi?

What's going on? What's about both? Oh, you know what's from Wildin' Out, so you don't know shit about the 85 South Show. You must ain't got no phone. Well, you know now. Make sure you download this shit, okay? Them dreads or them fake dreads with them yarn shit. So you ain't never watched the 85 South show?

Okay, well, let me tell you who the podcast is for. Tell her who the podcast is for. The podcast is for niggas that ride behind the ambulance or the fire truck to get past traffic. God damn. You gotta be a gangster to do that shit, my nigga. Goodness, gracious. The podcast is for niggas who do all the driving. Don't tell you they ain't got no license

until the police pour you over. The podcast is for black people who love dogs, but your dog ain't never been inside the house. Ain't here a house dog. Exactly. The podcast is for fat niggas with athletic legs. Fat nigger can dunk, nigger. fat nigger that can jump. That's exactly who

we make this party. You ever seen a fast fat nigga? Yes. That shit has scared of shit out of you. Like, let's race. That's what I was just getting that. This podcast is for big girls who could do the split at the party. Shock the shit out of everybody. How do that lads and their hip bones just don't pop?

Ask them. We got some big ladies in him. Where the big ladies is at? Makes a noise. Big ladies! I love big ladies. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Somebody ain't clap. Somebody didn't clap. I love big women. I'm talking about the real ladies.

big bitches. You was going to wear a waist trainer but you just couldn't fit that bitch either. There we go, baby. That's her. She said, ah, you know a woman, when she got that little piece hanging right here, nigger. That's that real big one. She'll baked the shit out of some cornbread in this motherfucker. She'll go downstairs and use day kitchen

and bake a whole cornbread from scratch in this motherfucker. Hey, if something ever happened. You don't know about it. She is. She's talking about it. Yes. No, fuck that. We're through with you. You can't use a single band. You can't She's the straight dance, but that ain't. That ain't for you.

She'll bake a cornbread flavor dick. She'll be like, baby, I got something special. Eat this cornbread flavor dick. It got real corn as the balls. Look at it. She don't eat drums. She only eat flats. They don't like drums.

They're shaped like dicks. Give me the flats. Flats. All flats. She stick her tongue through the two bones. Yeah. Ah. You is crazy.

Hey, how's it? Ugh. Hey, it's a back dude, too. Shout out to all the real men in here that ate the pussy too fast after she peed and it tastes like a shot of patrol. Ain't nothing but booty sweat, don't worry about it. Ain't my little booty sweat.

You ever eat the pussy at the bag up on me? Ah, whoa shit. Nope. Better stay in there like a trouple. Uh-uh. Pussy strong like margarita salt I'm in that pussy like Ace Ventura

Ha ha ha ha ha Let me see Oh man Shout out to all my niggas Who got a decent looking girl That everybody trying to fuck She said uh-uh He said that

He said that Bro, it's hard To today here though You know you can't Hello? We ain't doing shit The white people back their fucking with us All right

All right Got something for their ass Say one more thing about the pussy Look at these left Don't he like Look a little KKK's to you Brough Hey

I know they hot like the KK It's hot as a motherfucker right there I don't trust No counter torches no more I know They got us under the goddamn French friday This shit

They distracted us I just now noticed This bitch don't even have a roof, nigga. We're sitting up on the rafters, my name, that curtain ain't real. That goddamn naked AC vent going to have everybody sick. We'll lead this bitch with me so thiloma. What an exit, though, just in case. That's it.

It's right there. One way in, one way out. Look at the white man. He's laughing. Yeah, they don't even know it was about to go down. It's about to get real in here real fast. Hey, look at the niggas sitting on the steps like his heart broke. He looked like he's trying to stop a nigga from getting there fucking with his sister, I'm going to wait for that nigga on a porch. Fuck, Dad. Hey, you work here, champ?

That nigga got bullied inside the comedy club. I'm sick of the shit. What's you doing, my nigga? You work here? Huh? He said, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I work here.

Yeah, I work here. That thing is snuck in this guy. Yeah, of course. Well, we didn't fuck with everybody on the front row. And y'all's going to let him just slide. He got the flip-up glasses and then stole the Asian-Lag. Well, he'll get you. It's a good lady, boy.

Where do you see this Asian lady from? Where do you get this Asian lady from in South Carolina? She's the only one in him. What are you from him? That's my girl. He had to make sure his other girl wasn't in here. Yeah, this is my girl right here. That's my girl.

Where you find that, bro. How long you've been with her? Five years. Five year. Keep doing your motherfucking thing. Bet that nigga got some awesome cuticles this shit. That nigga drive an acro. That nigga nilbed is in place.

That nigga drive a nice-ass acro. She threw his feet and everything. Lay your ass down. Get your feet done. Ah! It's a stick ship. Uh-huh, boy. He on his second clutch.

You stupid and fuck, bro. You stupid and fuck. try to drive a stick ship to fuck world fly god damn uh-uh he had to race a big brother if you beat me you can date her you can't know but if you lose if you lose you belong to the triad you like god damn i got you have a nice car can you drive your nice car you drive your nice car do you drive your nice car hey oh how are you you dumb and fuck what do you go jor what do you go to If you lose, you must pledge your allegiance to the triad. See, y'all so racist.

Them the wrong Asians. We didn't call her every kind of Asian. Ma'am, we apologize for our ignorance. We're fucking around. She's going to be after the show. She'd be like, just for your information, I'm Polynesian. Like the sauce. That's a real place?

Yes. Polynesian is a real place? I don't know. What happened? They're island Pacificers? Pacific Islanders. I'm so sick of this bullshit. They're island pacifers?

I've seen the bitch in the Chrysler Pacifica outside. I know. And listen, it's a black woman right here so confused. She was like, nigger, I just thought it was a sauce. What the fuck? No, they're going to be arguing in the car. Bitch, it's a motherfucking place. Look it up. It's a motherfucking place, bitch.

That's probably why Chick-fil-A don't be giving you too many of them, because they gotta get a pool. Hey, they got to fly I'm over here. Dang. Now, hey, where the hood bitch is at next week. Gonna be like, bitch, this Polynesia her. Yeah, yo, got some. They're hunting mustard.

Yeah, hey, listen. I love Hunter Monster. Hey, listen. And look at D.C. I let that creature when you sleep. Ah, I still know. Yeah. Ah.

Hey, man, this podcast is for all the black women that grab shit out the air when they fussing. at you, nigga. That shit is really... First of all, nigga, what you're not going to do is tell me what the fuck is going on with my motherfucking life. You'd be like, this bitch didn't...

Chico, you ever made a black woman so mad? She just argued with herself. I don't know who the fuck this nigga think I am. The nigga got me out here looking dumbed in a motherfucker. He must think I'm a motherfucking Joe. Motherfucking sausage head. That told this bitch that we don't

fuck with me. Who we don't fuck with? Who was that when his mama was in the hospital? But who was he calling when he sick? Where the nigger stay at? Where all his clothes at? Who is kids called mama? Who his kids fuck with? Who name on my motherfucking neck?

If he don't fuck with me then. If he don't fuck with me, who he fought with? Hey. And then they do that shit with your homeboys around. You be fucking like, nigga. This bitch crazy. Still, don't fuck with you. You can do all that.

Stay on don't fuck with you. Ladies, y'all be on some bullshit. y'all get mad oh my god when the nigger home boys come around time out you can't stay mad time out we don't argue in front of the company fellas you ever had us trying to argue in front of the company putting all y'all motherfucking business in the street y'all need to get your motherfucking little dick ain't home boy yeah look dick and why you think the niggas so mean little shout dick baby dick i'm a real bitch i deserve more dick didn't that and the nigger got the letting me all the bitch and know I'm satisfied with the little dick

nigger you got to sit there be mad as a motherfucker you can't say shit and your whole put your clothes on so we can get the fuck out of here this bitch is telling me too much about you nigga your home boy be listening but not listening they always say the same shit man y'all crazy is a motherfucker around this man y'all crazy here too much he can't take it bro let's just go bro I got you Hey, bro, let you ride out, bro. You see, I'll be dealing with that.

No, but let go, bro. See what I be dealing with, bro. I bet. Be saying, bro. Let's it ride out, bro. Let go, bro. Yeah, fuck this shit. Nika, leave your ass, nigg.

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bitch you big as hell by the hips smoke like a sexing in the motherfucker trying to be a real meagger bitch bone lugging and some more shit I see why you win her

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She probably don't like that, because they keep no big. She went in the dude. She said, y'all don't use it. Y'all just in that motherfucker, boy, I bet your tongue's strong than a motherfucker. You could tell her. You probably can open an annihilator and put the whole paper in your mouth. Don't take the paper off. Spit the paper out.

Be like, this bitch then lick the cup off a nileator. So all y'all do, it just lick each other all day? Uh-uh, they do all the type of shit. I mean, what game people do? What the gay girls do? If y'all ain't fucking, huh? Shit sound like turkey cheese when the tickets got there'll be eating the ticket. They'll be doing shit. They'll be ordering cheese sticks.

Watching oranges and new black doing each other half. It's real gay. It ain't a lot of fucking, there's a lot of girl shit. It's a girl tired. Hey, what if she got the fake dick on, like when you're about to take a drug test? The fake drug test dick. You got the drug test dick. What the fuck is the drug test dick?

What if it's the boss though? She peeled us there. Hey, y'all just too tired, man. No. We love your baby. We love your baby. We love your baby. On some real shit.

We love your baby. Ain't nobody picking on y'all. We love y'all. We know she a real nigger, because ain't no way she sat down and peed and came back that fair. Real talk. That bitch, whipped the dick out, pissed real quick, shook that motherfucker off and came right on back. I know she a real nigga, because she ain't, wash her hand. She got a

She don't got to wash her hand She hands sanitized the dick before they came They got no bacteria on him Oh shit Bro, we got some celebrities in the building I don't know if everybody can see But we got my home girl The Brat sitting right here

With the headband Shout out to the Brat Oh shit I thought I was Willie the Brat was in there That's dialogue Hot fire Hot fire Damn my nigga got the shirt on

The White Lady They're looking for him for real. Oh my God, the brat. Babe, it's the brat. I thought my nigga right here was in the Navy, my nigga. You got the uniform shirt on. That's your nigga? How long you've been with him?

Uh-oh. This is on and off right here. Salute to everybody in here that had been in the relationship for a ghetto number of years. Like, y'all have been together 10 years, but it was a ghetto 10. Like, y'all went together for two. broke up for six months, got back together.

Went back together for three years. Broke up again. Start fucking with two other people. Y'all broke up, then I got back together again. Wait a lady, like, we don't do that. We stay married, go fuck somebody, but come on back tonight. She said, ain't no need to go elsewhere, baby. I'm the motherfucking map.

He can't even find his way without me. He's so stupid. That shit going to go. I can't wait to tell my bitch said in the apology. Hey, sweetheart. You my map. I can't find myself without you. Whoa.

Oh, blood it. But what if she accompanied? You know, them bitch, sometimes they just be, they just frustrating. They're a compass. A lot of them are accomplices. Real unstable. Real unstable. God damn yayo.

I'm going to be louser, my bitch, a compass. Hell yeah. Yayo and tea. Looking for some old niggas. Look, Tate. They'd be setting old niggas up at the motel stick. Go on pour the dick out, baby. I'd be right in there.

Wait to her. Get what niggins run out with his pants. Where that little young girl go? The little young one. The bitch with the yellow half. That nigga out there with no pants on in the knee pad. Goddell, I put my goddamn knee pad on. My knee brace, I'll go and fuck the shit out of her.

She'd have left with my wallet. Ah, dang. The bitch got my military ID and every goddamn thing. I ain't even going to be able to pay to get my car to dick. God damn. Ain't going to be able to have to keep my Cadillac overnight. How are you in a Taint Taint? 208

You know what, that's crazy She just looked grown Because hood bitches don't drink water Mm-mm, mm-mm This nigga is retarded, man They age fast You know the crazy thing, though The bitch's been grown since she was 13

Hey, listen You haven't known something Hey, fat asses like that Always come with some type of nigger issue It's that you can't just have business with a fat ass Like, there's always at least one nigga that's still around that don't know that ass ain't his no more.

And you're gonna have to interact with that. If your nigga sitting on the stuff. Like that, nigga. Exactly. That probably the nigga she tricked. He's like, huh? Bitch don't think I'm in here. Exactly.

This bitch got me fucked up on you just gonna bring another nigga to our house, nigga. I'm telling you, that shit's crazy. But the niggas she fucking sitting in the back in the dog. He texted her off the old flip phone. You're just gonna act like you're single in here.

Bitch, I'll beat your motherfucker in a plate. He said, he sent him. Threats that ain't but three work play with it think it's a game bitch three exclamation points that man face blowing the steam out the nose pistol emoji pissed the emoji no you know the flip on there got no emojis so it's like semi-coly apostrophe apostrophe yeah what about what not what a minute Why are you yelling that out?

Like the nigga that was trying to kill. The nigga want to know what happened. He said, Bobby Valentino. You left your keys in your shoes, Bobby Valentino. You know what happened. What? What? Whoa.

Look a bit man. He like, tell the story. Like that Nick Lowe's was in, the parking and the time. He saw the shit. He saw the shit. He saw the video. Well, tell me what happened.

I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. First of all, did y'all see the shit? Make some noise you saw the shit. Nah, don't make some noise, just blink. Just blink. Just blink. Yeah, okay, everybody's all the shit.

It really was, it was fucked up. It was fucked up. They caught Bobby out there with his goddamn pants off over the transsexual house. Damn. And now, ain't a nigga in here, no, if you get caught over

the transsexual house with your pants off, it ain't no way you can explain your way out of that. Nope. It ain't like them niggas jumped you and took your pants off. What happened?

Man, the niggas had tied me up in the parking garage, stole my motherfucking pants in my military ID. No, that ain't what happened. You was over there negotiating some shit. Well, that ass came with a butler here, go madame. God.

He got up with the ass, made me lose focus. But basically, the nigga got caught up over the transsexual house with his pants off, and a nigga pulled his phone now and recorded the shit. This nigga going to try to run away. But the shit he was running away from was impossible because the hallway was goddamn six football field long. This nigger running down the hall-ass niggins, the nigger with the deep voice just called him.

Bobby! Hey, yo, Bob! Bob, you left your shoes and your keys, Bob! And they got hell on. They got the hell on. The hallway was so long the nigger was running, he just stopped running and just waited a little bit. Bobby, you left your shit on her! And the crazy part is whatever she was going to charge him for what they did.

I know his keys and shoes was worth way more than that. This nigga left you left your Bentley keys. I'm like, that nigga left a Bentley key in that motherfucker. Ain't no way. And that nigga went off. First of all, they just go to show you, real niggas. We got to step it up. We got to step it up.

Ain't no way. These niggas out here getting caught over to transsexual house and we ain't got four bitches a piece. It ain't that we ain't faithful. We just got to do our part. We're going to have to share ourselves with these good ladies who deserve at least a piece of a nigga. You lost a song, you lost on.

Damn, D.K. can't clap. They ain't know what their main lady. Look at that nigga like, shit. Yeah, I can. I'm a piece of a nigga. Yeah. I'm a piece of a nigga. Me too, boy. Me too. So all my niggas out here with no hope, just stay decent.

You ain't, just stay decent. You ain't got to be the nigger of her dreams. She take naps to. Live by that. You so stupid. You stupid. Man, let's get into some gangster shit. They do.

I feel like getting into some gangster shit. It's the perfect time. We ain't never sold dope with D.C. Bro, we ain't never sold dope. Oh, no, y'all ain't ever sold no dope. Well, all my real niggas who didn't get to sell dope, but you wanted to. Makes some noise. I'm talking about all my niggas were a street nigger in their mind.

I'm talking about when you listening to Gucci, a nigger can't tell you you ain't sold it dope. Exactly. I'm talking about my nigger who listened to cheese in and be a grin with that nigger. Be like hell yeah When that nigga Jesus said I gotta have a brick left Do anybody want it

And you wanted that bitch I wanted to sell dope Oh huh What you're gonna tell I wanted to sell dope No that ain't going But I couldn't But I couldn't

Oh shit Let me make sure my mic gonna work If I did it I had a couple white folk fell dope too, couple blunt folk, they were pretty cool. But the white boat come with the money every time, but the black folks is wanting nick or a dime. I would have been the coldest nigger out there selling dope. I would have credited you a second, say you straight folk.

I'm selling cocaine, I'm selling crack too. I got them pills and even handsome lean food. Who? So bean. Getting money like a casino because I hit your block and leave my keys like Bobby Valentino. Yeah. You know I got that work. Hit your motherfucking block and then I dispersed.

I got peels, weed, and lean. I wouldn't be Chico Bean if I didn't pull up on the sea with a bag full of work. And you know that I did that. And if I so dope, I'm gonna make all the cash back. DC. You ever sold up? Kind of Reggie, yep, you ever did it for the 30, yep, is you a nigga from the west side? Yep, is you a nigga that's not to be tried?

A nigga that's not to be tried. Well, I knew it, nigger, hell yeah, tell them about it, D.C. We would have been some cold-ass dope boys, and we would have been out there on their block selling that shit to all the james. Pull up with a little white. Hey girl, fuck it, I'm paid. Put some soul on that bitch. Hold on, oh, that's what we're doing? Put your soul on that bitch on that bitch.

Turn the trap shit off. We're going to turn that shit to Joseph. Straight Joderson. Turn that bitch in the jodison. You ain't got nothing for the latest. Oh, yeah. See, this is what you can't do, bitch. Oh, oh, look at D.C.

My nigga about to pass out. That nigga, that nigga, that nigga, that nigga, damn. That nigga look like the gingerbread man that did, tent push up. That nigga built like the, hey, that nigga got the body like the daddy on the proud family, niggins. Boy, your body built like you got a sit bag up on that shirt. Get up, don't look, he got shot, y'all. Don't be doing me like that Yeah, and they talk about my body

I know I ain't got no bad You ain't gotta talk about my body Now listen looking at my chin You ain't gotta talk about my body Love mama I understand you don't want no bread Like they used to sell drugs for my niggas niggas that shape like they used to sell drugs for my niggers that shape like they used to sell drugs if you got your money up and you don't give a fuck hey niggins that sell drugs they be doing the most

most of them niggas really chubby built like the snapchat ghosts i don't know why they's so big but they bodies is so large but since they got money big big Bitches be riding in their cars, I mean you should pay some weight, because that must mean you got money. Because when you skin it like D.C., that probably mean you struggling. Goddamn, keep going D.C. One more time.

I see a couple white people up in here. Y'all better be glad that I still don't say, okay. Hell, yeah. I would have sold you an IQ Prophan. Who would have thought that bitch was a mile and decibelotron? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, D.C. Come back! Selling pills, you know that he did. I sold pills too high got flintin, stone vitamins for all of your kids. You know it's real. It's real. You know I sell everything.

Everything. I got fake Gucci purses in wedding rain. Where? It's going down. I'm willing to sell whatever in your town. If you can't go to sleep, give me a call. I got two canisters but some probe will fall.

If you don't know what that is, then you need to start. to start asking Because that's the same shit That killed Michael Jackson Hey Hey Jiko Bing I don't never get old

Shout out to all the ladies I got a box of birth control And I can give it to you It don't matter Just holler at me And if you can't swallow pills Then I got a IUD for you I'm talking to the ladies

Who got the pro control Perk control. Let me tell you what happened to me. Oh, whoa. Let me tell you what happened to me when I went to go get some birth truck for a bit, right? Let me tell you right. Okay, okay, look.

Now I had the nutting in a bitch shouting. I'm gonna be T.I. Listen, son. Oh, look. Listen. Now look, I had nutting in a bitch shouting. Now everybody know you know, cause I ain't no crimp shouting.

So listen, she said, now you nutting in me. She done it in me. I said, look, that's a possibility. Look. So I went to the stove. I said, what the fuck? I get the birth control. She said, aisle 10.

I'm on aisle 10. I'm looking in the glass. I'm like, bitch, I don't see nothing in them. Let me get some condoms. I'm going back and hit this bitch in her stomach. Hit this bitch in her stomach. Lay down within a ralphor. Hit this bitch in her.

God down. God damn Peace he ain't gonna hold up But he had a bitch pregnant Took a door ride a roller coaster Yeah, what I'm stupid This now the baby got a dead In his forehand

Oh The baby came out like that Oh Where my dad did Oh shit This is the 85 South It's for a podcast This is a podcast for niggas

Who mad a little bit That their son don't look like I'm gonna know We get it I don't like how my cord keep going on I need a rainbow White woman I feel like the nigger

But I might give me a white Buller just be at the house White woman Come here What you want? Nothing Why? White woman.

White woman. That could be her name. White woman. My name is Jesse now, bitch. It's white woman. Where she is she? My lady. Fair lady.

My fellows crave some ale. Bring us your best libations. It's been a long fortnight since we've had a good drink. White woman. Do you imagine if niggas was the ones that was Vikings and shit? Back in the day, that should have been lit. If the slavery was different. Hello, Jessica.

Jessica. That should go. We would like some ale. Your finest ale, none of that cheap stuff. Bring us your finest libations. King of the throne. And some hydrogen and oxygen, carbon also, which is water.

H-2-0. Oh, yes, yes, my friend, my lease, yes. My man, Chad. Chad. Chad. Chadwick. That's the nigger who everybody thinks Steve Harvey stole from. That's a nigga right there. Chaddywack. All right. Chadwick.

Chadwick. Chadwick. Chadwick. Please, Chad, do not leave. Please dispose of this waste. Would you bring me a can of the reddest of bulls? Suppose of this waste. Hey, I know this guy. This is Doug Funny. Look at Doug. Doug Funny, look at Doug.

Doug Funny, everyone. She's sagging, too. It's a sagging ass state right here. Hey, what's your? It's a sagging ass state right here. Hey, man. Y'all going to support football season? Nope, fucking folk.

Nope. Look at the white lady, what? What's you say, still? Nobody. Hold up, wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on. So nobody in here watching football this season, everybody with the shit.

Make some noise, you ain't watching. Make some noise, you're not watching football this season. Bro, brother say he's watching college. College football? He watching the school, he always. always wanted to go so NFL you watch it who makes some noise you watch in the NFL this year look a nigga something I ain't in the real like they go fuck that nigga I play fantasy I ain't watching the I ain't watching the team that was denied white woman I want sugar please

yeah leave it don't just leave it no let her go back and bring it back leave it that sugar free y'all ran out we'll go to the store go to the store jessica I hate when they make excuses White woman? D.C. I need a bill. White woman? No, I am fine, my sir. My sir, I am okay.

Shout out to everybody who gave up on 2017 already. You're just waiting on 18 to start your shit. You be like, shit, 17 ain't work out. I'm gonna fuck him up, 18, though. It's rough out here, 2017, man. It's a lot of shit going on. How your 2017 been? My 2017 been great, man, and we've been blessed.

We've been blessed in 2017, but the crazy part is you got to really embrace your blessings because the world of try to fuck your blessings up. The world will make you think you're not blessed when you watch this bullshit that's going on out here in the world. Hey, hey, take your time and tell that story. Hey, man, listen, for example, man, y'all seen the crazy shit that's going on in Charlottes. Wait a second, my sire is displeased with the straight choice. I just told this, motherfucker, I, sugar.

This bitch game is sugar free. You all, you light skin, bro. White woman, I've been seen this, okay? I wanted more. Damn, white people always buzzing in. I get hit in the head and scary movies. You saw T? Jessica's dad.

Hurricane. Duh, the bitch, one mile up in. You saw T? Which one? T right here. She got a ad, too. Yep. Sometimes I know we picked the wrong on.

See, it ain't the craziest ass, but it's the type of ass that hood niggas are fight over. Like in the yard. She got that drug dealer girlfriend, buddy. She got that surprise and that good pussy. Say what? Take my shirt off? You don't want to see that nigga. That nigga had tennis and I'm telling you.

You do got a dike chest. I'm just letting you know that. God damn, DC. We were playing ball one time. Who the hell picked the girl? Oh, that color. Oh, shit. Like, man, put the shirt back home, man.

Oh, this nigga D.C., man. That's fucked up. Because he's sitting over here looking like he needs some insulin right now. Hey. You green, you in. Little-haired ad boy. Get his head. Pin-haired ass, boy.

Fuck wrong with you. E-E. Ugly, boy. Fort-re-law with you. Uglyleine, boy. I bet you know how to fix ties. Ugly a kid. Arrow with you.

I got you. I got you. Fuck it. You grin, you end. You better hold them laugh, see it fucking with me. That nigga says you grinned, you in. I'm reading all her text messages behind.

She's going off on somebody with the text. She didn't say about four long. Don't text me this bullshit. No more ugly. Look, she ain't bullshit. She's going on. That nigga, D.C. a treacherous. That nigga said, if you grin, you're in.

We played in school. If you said to talk about me and another motherfucker, I'm like, ha ha, ha, ha, what? Yeah, you better hold that shit in. Hold that shit in, bit dog, because them shoes ain't all the way clean, you feel? I've been saving your ass for two days. I've been watching your ass.

You better shut up. Oh, some say some shit I wanted to say yesterday on your ass. Sometimes people be making you talk about their ass. We're roasting in the hood and shit. My homeboy then went to the flea market bought some Air Force One. One of them bitch is real, one of them fake than the motherfucker.

You can't tell until we get to the club and get under the black light. The fake shoe look fucked up than the motherfucker. Stitches in that bitch, bright than the motherfucker. I was like, boy, that shoe fake than the motherfucker. How a nigga shit? That nigga's shoe glowing up like an angel. Hey, remember when niggas used to wear

them clear Jordans, niggas? Them plastic Jordans, nigga. Oh, man, when niggas used to have them motherfuckers and they'd be foggy on the inside, like, nigga, you had them on 24 hours, didn't you, Nick? Hey, this nigga got morning dew in his shoe. Get my stupid ad do. That nigga got morning do in this shoe, nigga, you need to take that motherfucker on.

Guess what my stupid ad do? What? I would a seat-through Jordan with no sauce. Oh, nigga, you definitely had the morning do with your shoe, nigga. Your shit was fogged up like a car when you come outside of like 5, 36 o'clock in the morning. I would never do no shit like that.

I thought I was fresh in here. I did have a pair of SpongeBob, George. Remember that era when they had the cartoon characters on the shoes? These motherfuck had like they never had no fake shoes. But when I said, you can, like, I know y'all well, fake shit. There's some niggas got fake shoes on now, don't want to talk about this shit. Nigger put them up on the tail, damn. How do they see this shit?

Nigger, every nigga in here back in the day when that goddamn D4L was popping, bought a shirt out the gas station at least one time, nigga. One of them thick-ass long white tees, Nick, D.C. If you catch D.C. If you catch D.C. This nigga, look at this nigga, look at this nigga. Look, man, look, I'm nasty, man, go on with the show. No, nigga, you got to let a nigga know.

I turned around this nigga. Nigger, which way are you pointing? It wasn't for you. He was trying to tell that these are not the type of girls you play with. Because I know these things pulled up. I like me and choke. I don't know who you're talking to. You could choke me.

D.C. I choke your ass back. You don't fuck with them, bro. You getting that killing each other. Listen, that's why hood bitches be so confident because they know they got at least three. that they can call on you at any time. They got one nigga that want to fuck real bad,

but she's just playing with him, not give him no pussy. Then they got a nigga that think they their brother who's just gonna do anything he wanna fuck too. Then they got their real brother, and this nigga always just coming home and shit. This nigga forever just coming home. Yeah, I just came home. Like, nigga, what do you not home?

Nica, what the fuck? Them not the type you fuck with. They pulled up in a photo cutlass. One of them old Impala's, nigga. Yeah. I don't trust no woman who got beat in her car. You said waist trainers and tummy tea. Y'all do that?

Somebody said, woo, you must have made a killing off them motherfuckers who haven't just made that noise. I don't trust no woman who got some beat in her car. No, no 15, no 12, no 8.05, no none of that shit, bitch. I don't like that shit. You pull up, mm-mm-mm. Say what? Why, why, mm-ee.

Who you talking to do? She wants your shirt. She wants your shirt. My niggins. Here I go! Mm-mm. I put the dick in your mouth and make you turn! Here I go!

This nigga said, that's that shit sound like, you hear that shit beating up the block. Bro, you're going to give her your shirt, she's going to go home, my nigger, go ahead, man. Don't pay that hell. I'm going to throw that shit fast in hell.

Oh, motherfucker. What are you at? Turn around. That's the I, go ahead. Hey, fly. I was like, eh, I don't want to buck up. You know how a nigga be like, you know what? She might give us a pussy.

They got. Uh-uh. That's the, I got to work tomorrow, booty. I don't care. She got work. She's coming straight for the dick and going straight home. Come on, now, I ain't got time. Yeah, yeah.

I like you. She go to bed at 10.30. When she get home, her nigga, going to wear the hell out that shirt. Hey, when you get that shirt at? I like that motherfucker. You got some old? Some moat. Damn, boy.

If y'all like these shirts, man, you ain't had the chance to grab you one. We got them out there. Got them out there. Make sure you go holl at us. Get you one of these dope-ass shirts, man, wearing on you, you know, when you're pimping out, washing your car and shit. I don't, Sunday afternoon. You can cut it up. Yeah, yeah.

Let the tithes hang and shit. You wanted some socks. Yeah, you can cut that more than a kid. I'll make sure you get some. What you're doing? What you working tonight? You're a dancer. If I see you put that shirt on the pole, I'd be like, this bitch real.

She's that fat girl from Walmart that everyone Walmart got. That's her. I know you probably working Walmart in the electronics department. Any electronics? Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Greenville's small than the motherfucker. Hold on, let me see.

Anybody ever seen her at Walmart working? For real? She worked late night. I throw this goddamn red bull let you. Ooh, if you throw that red bull on, the real girl going to come out. She think I'm going to flirt with her and play with her like the home boys. Don't be playing with me, God. Don't be acting like you like me and shit

and then don't like boys. You do. I got to think about it. I don't like that clap right now. You're a niggil, man. We do this shit like this. See, the girl's slipping out. She doesn't been around real nigger too long.

She clapping like a girl and shit. Give us two weeks we're going to have this getting a hell done wearing dresses. Is this something about them, 85? Nah, niggas, just make a bitch feel like a bitch. We need to have an intervention, an 85 South Pole intervention. Just feel like a bitch. They hand me up in that motherfucker. This shit, dope as hell.

We'll have a recap. And make sure y'all order some chicken wings, too. The lady in the kitchen. They're good. They're so good. She didn't even got hurt no more. You just ain't ate all day. God damn, shit.

They didn't get rid of the plate and everything. Oh, shit. We almost forgot. Carlos, you were just talking about how the niggas 2017. Hold up, don't say that, yeah. I got to, because, you know, this is a real niggas show, and I've got to let the real niggas know who

eat chicken like that, that this is one of them spots to get your chicken at. I'm telling this ain't even no club promo. The lady who in the kitchen, like we were talking about earlier, she got their auntie hug. When we walked in, she hit us both with the auntie hug. We grown-ass men.

She hugged us like a little boy. She had Chico on this titty. I was on this tit. She ain't fuck with me. That's what I ain't even have to know. I was like, she could cook like a motherfucker. Because this is a white club, but she doesn't brought all her seasonings from home. Yep.

Lowry's. Swear to God. Mrs. Dash. All that shit in there. Tony Sachery, everything back. Why I ain't get no hug? You ain't come back there. You came in the other door.

She saw me. Oh, well. The only black lady that was in the kitchen. Yeah. Yeah, so order that. What you were saying about 2017? Oh, yeah. We were talking about how people hired 2017

has been, man, so I ain't really get into it. She's been cool. She's not a 24. She's been blessed, man. You know what I'm saying? She's been real blessed, Mike. But you know what? We'd be doing the show every week. You don't never flex enough on the shit you'd be doing. Let them know what you're going. I don't like, do what I got going on. I just

like popping up. They were like, you on there. I'd be like, a little sound like that. What I'm doing? I'm on Telemundo. That's where I'm on. You're about to get into some novellas. He's into novellas. He's a Hispanic monkey. I've got to show him.

that for real. Hey, man, I'm poor Reagan, and I ain't know his bad man. Look at this, he's so 12. Uh-oh. You thought I got salina. Hey, hey. Hey, time out, my nigger.

Time on. Don't think we won't jump the shit out you, my nigga. We're them niggas. What the weak black people have it? We'll beat your head, there. There ain't no fair ones. He said, I ain't old-glad,

you had shit. Shit. But see. They got pretty skin. Why, get the hell on. Ugly, but for real, though. I got a lot of shit going on. T-L.

Hell yeah, makes a noise for that. This nigga gonna be hosting TRL, man. Yeah, man, who bringing that shit back? We're in the South. We're in the South right now. They ain't to show me how to talk. And you don't understand why Puerto Riggas be saying,

nigger until you go to New York. And them niggas, yeah. You hear me? Them niggas are right there with us. I'm telling you, Puerto Rican niggas go hard. They do. I like the razor blaze under their tongue.

You like the D.R. bitches? I like the D.R. women. Where you at? I ain't know I'm fucking a Cuban girl but she like

she had a sleeping disorder every time I fuck she I'm like this bitch yeah I'm like hey she's like huh

you wanna fuck again no bitch make up nah for real but I like D y'all women y'all just it's in your nature

to just take care of a man just off the top ooh papilla let me fix your shirt bitch I had the shirt while I had it on I'm like bitch

that shit hurt that shit hurt that shit hurt I love All Spanish women Well shit black women like to take care of you too They just gonna put you through it After you pay that bill

No not even that They pick up that kid that ain't told More that long Black women like a black woman love like a fraternity Nick it's exclusive You got to prove you worthy I won't prove you worthy I woke the truth

Once you prove you worthy You're in for life nigga you're good You can't never get out You got to prove you worthy They're gonna haze the shit out you, though. They're gonna haze you away. They will love the shit out.

They'll love a nigga through some shit that you ain't supposed to be loved. Exactly. But they're gonna talk shit the whole time. You could be on the edge of motherfucking death. A nigga shoot you. She's gonna take you to the hospital, but that ride,

she's talking shit the whole way. If you wouldn't have been out there in the motherfucker street, would never got shot. Got blood all over my motherfucking. Ooh, I can't stand your ass. I should quit fucking with you two summers ago. Yeah, that's that hazing.

They're going haze you, but they love the shit out you, man. They take care of you and all that shit. Black women will put your ass out. Quick. And be mad than a motherfucker you got somewhere to go. Get the fuck out. Bitch, I'm going. Where the fuck you going?

Where the fuck you going? Where the fuck? No, no. Where are you going? You know what? You ain't going no motherfucking way. You're going to talk to me. You're going to talk.

Click. I want to talk. I want to talk in this motherfuck. Lock the door, loz. Lock the door, loz. That when you put it on the floor. When she locked the door, she hit you with that stupid a look. Click. Exactly. For the hit the ad damn the forehead, soon as you turn around.

Stop playing. You play. You play too fucking money. Yeah, bitch. Move. Can't stand your head. If I pay the bill, bitch, you better move. You and that dough going down. Shit. Black woman to put you out your own shit. You forget Yours. Bitch, get the fuck out my house.

You be like, all right, bitch, I'm leaked. Wait a minute. Hey. No, you really pay the bill. That's it. Real nigger's shit. She said, get the fuck out. You are, listen, when you say get the fuck out like that, you're fucking with a nigger that's going to fight.

That's the only thing. Some girl like that shit. They like being hit in love. Yeah, I like that. The woman, they don't get on girls to call you a puss-ass nigger so crazy. Yo, puss-ass-ass-nigger, you ain't gonna do shit. You be like. You got some black girls.

They're gonna do a motherfucking thing. Bitch-ass, nigger. You'd be like, ah, okay. Okay, I'm a bitch-ass, nigga. You got to damn right, you're a bitch-ass, nigga. What you're gonna do? But you can not do nothing, nigga. You ever have.

As soon as you act like, you're gonna do something. Oh, my God, don't you put your ass on me? Hit our ass anyway. You got a hit in the leg. You got to hit in the leg, chico. You can't hit in the face. You'd be like, oh my God, then you immediately going. Baby, babe, babe, baby.

What the fuck wrong with you? Oh, you just yell real loud. Shut the fuck up before I kill you. Wait a minute, baby, I was just playing. I ain't going to kill you. I love you. Come on, calm down, don't call the police. I'm a different breed.

Nope. I throw your ass on the ground and hit you in the leg, bitch. You better get out of the way. I told you. I told you that. What if that was your face? That d. That was your face.

That nigga, that was your face. I told you. I didn't want to do it to you. No, you got to hit him in spots where ain't nobody going to see. Like the collarbone. Like, bitch, I, I told you now. Yeah. What if that was your face?

What if that was your face? Hey, you ever had your girl call the police and y'all make up before the police get there? No, that's crazy. She didn't call the police. They show her three hours later. Y'all had to act. That wasn't us. That's the people upstairs.

Oh, time out. Me and my baby in love and nip, we're here watching power. We watch the power. We on episode six. That wasn't us. We heard it too. We heard it too. I don't know who that was.

Carlos. Then he caught a nigger in the back. What going on, babe? Uh-uh. Niggins act like he don't know. Who had to do? Hey, hey, love. Hey, D.C., man, y'all ain't seen a white girl, man.

When you said, have you ever had your girl call the police? She was like, yep, yep, sure would call him. Sure would call him. He going to call on you. Hey, bro. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You better let them all that shit. You better let them motherfuck to know you ain't do that.

Because if they show up in that white woman injured, nigger, we ain't going to never see you again, motherfuckerger. We never. Never see you again. She ain't even got to be injured. She could be sweating. Uh-uh. Lock his ass on.

Look, see like, you goddamn right. No, so, nigga, can you talk? I'm gonna tell you, bro. I don't think that that nink can talk. I'm gonna go and tell you. You didn't lost every argument. Don't even say shit. Oh look.

Oh, look. What was you doing, D.C.? That nigga on the get out mood. Let me see. That's what I'm saying. Let me see. Flash the picture. Flat down and not.

Put the flash on. Take the picture, put the flash on that thing. Oh, look. That nigga can't even talk. That nigga can't talk no more, D.C. She's making them laugh. Laugh, babe. I know you better like a man with a voice.

Don't know one that wasn't no weak man, do y'all, lady? Wait a minute, we? Stop! You don't want no man at all. She said, no, we don't. We know you don't. But, yeah, what? Oh, this shit, see, she's talking too much.

She's like this. I don't fuck the lesbian before. You can hear me. See, God. This is what's going to happen. Those are symptoms. God going to humble her. She's going to find out that she got a boyfriend the whole time.

Show little. She got an athletic nigga play linebacker. Yep, she's going to be on the episode of Catfish. Yeah, yeah. Like, babe, you know, I just. Did it? And what's up, man? I ain't gonna lie.

I fucked the lesbian like, it was like a week ago. She was like, I ain't had no digging so long. I'm like, I, man, I fucked her before, though. No, I fucked up a photo, so I know she could take it. She just went gay. I don't know what happened. You know what I'm saying? Then she came back.

So, you know, I'm like, I ain't bad. I'm fend to fuck this hell again. I remember because I wanted that pussy again. It was good. I got in. I'm like, she, look. I'm like, bitch, what the fuck is going on? She's talking about I ain't had dick in so long.

She's talking to, get what the bitch going to say? I ain't need nothing. I went to sleep with the rubber on, nigga. Woke up with the rubber still on. Got back hard, rubber still on the dick. Like, ah. Damn. She's going to talk about something, I'm late.

Bitch. I ain't need nothing. She's talking about, I'm just letting you know. I said, well, you need to let somebody else know. Who the hell you think you fool? I don't know if I could do it. I know, right? Because after you do it, it'd be going to be awkward than the motherfucker.

It's just to be quiet. I hate going to see that. Then she can look at you and say some nigger-ass shit. You want to get on this 2K? No. No. She ain't going to say it that nice out. Bust your motherfucking ass in that game. She ain't going to...

Career mode. They got a creative player. Got a creative player. She gets to download no profile on your shit. Like, bitch, you got a profile. Hey, this shit retarded. I know, man. I can't believe y'all...

I can't believe y'all. Sit here and let us talk this shit. I was about to say we talk so much shit, but it's love, though, man. Like, this is the thing. Look, he's like, taught that shit. We make jokes about race. Your God keep, real talk, your God, keep bending over like she's dropping her keys and shit. She ain't driving shit, she's like.

Hey, come on, man. Come on, brother. Listen. See, pop with it. Hey, that nigga Gray pay his bill. He can't pay his bill and leave. He like, look, look, I want to see the rest of the show. Look, just tell Carlos stop looking at my guy.

girl, my name. Miguel, if you ever I'll tell it. Miguel. That nigga name's Juan. You don't get to talk Bruno Mars looking at that, fuck, what I was you? Hell no. You know Maria ain't going to lead your head. Don't tell you. I don't speak Spanish.

I'm speaking in a bed. She might be tired of your shit, though. You do wear a cacket shorts and long-sleeved shirts. See, tired of you have a long-sleeved shirts and rolling them up. You know they buy short sleeves, you know. Hey, D.C., he got that outfit on the white men well when they say my dad's a fucking lawyer guy

watch your mouth okay he got on boat shoes he got on shorts he got a briefcase ugly man don't nobody use briefcase which yeah man I was just I was just about to say I was just about to say we talk a lot we talk a lot of shit on this podcast

we make jokes about everybody we talk about race but one thing that we can say is that it's all love and y'all know it's love so makes a noise for making sure this shit is love because it's a lot of shit going on They try to trick you like the TV and try to trick you and make you think you crazy. Like everybody hate each other.

Like that shit that happened in Charlottesville yesterday. They'll make you think everybody hate each other. But fuck that, man. I stay with white people. I know. I'd be like, man, how y'all feel about that shit? They're like, shit. You know?

I'm like, right. Exactly. But don't let the TV. Me and Lowe's was watching an interview today on CNN. And yet for people that don't know this, man, the people that be on the politicians, their job is to say everything without saying nothing at all. So filter through that bullshit. We was watching the shit. They kept saying, well, both sides of the interaction last night.

Both sides. Me and Loz was like, nigger, what's the other side of white supremacy? Did anybody know that? Would you say what? No, there is no other side to white supremacy. There is no black supremacy, nigger. Ain't no Asian supremacy. Hey, is it Latino supremacy? My man.

Exactly. He said, no, signor, Herrs Jose. And nigga, gay you a man's gay. No, Miguel, Senor Jose. Juan. One, two, three, four, six, six, or six. It ain't. So therefore, the only other side, the white supremacy, is oppression, niggas.

So that's what motherfuckers is out here fighting, oppression. And if you oppress... I know how to fight the shit. How you fight it, Carlo. It's going to take everybody. It can't just be black people. Exactly. It's going to take everybody.

But see, y'all see what happened when the white foe was pushing up on the police. No, this one's going to have to happen. It's going to take everybody, and it's going to have to be beautiful. It's going to be some transgender beating the police ass. I mean, not the police, but the white... The nationalists. They're going to be fucked up. And it's going to be some strong niggins with some cute-ass dresses on,

beating the fuck out of them, bro. Hell yeah. And then it's going to be a whole lot of illegal immigrants just show up, like, midway through the fight with fruits and vegetables. Fills and vegetables. Make sure everybody nourish. PEP! Get his ass!

They're going to do that. And then it's going to be a whole bunch of bloods and crips and niggas from Chicago pull up and it's going to be like a fish fry, barbecue. Like, the food going to be good and shit. It's going to be magnetic. It's going to be a lot of old white people there, like our third grade teacher, like the nice white people, they're going to come. They're going to bring oatmeal cookies for everybody. Hell yeah.

It's going to be a whole lot of black ladies just walking around with attitude just because, like, fuck that shit, we in this motherfucker. That's going to happen. And who else is being oppressed right now? The little people. The menches, what about the men's going to come? The little people, they're going to come out, do a cute little show. Everybody going to have to get together and ride. That's what it's going to happen.

And then the way you ride is to stop letting the boy. shit infiltrate the reality of the shit you know is really going on. They were talking about on the interview. They was like, well, the reason why Donald Trump didn't say anything specifically about these groups is because he didn't want to shine any light on it. I'm like, but when that nigga talking about gangs in Chicago,

he's shining all the light on them and those goddamn vice lords. Those vice lords. Those vice lords. And they get real specific. People like Larry Hoover. Jeff Ford. And black people. You remember about when they were talking about the voting? What you got to lose? What the fuck You mean, everything.

Everything. Everything. But see, they think this shit. This is not new to us. This ain't new to black people. We've been dealing with this shit. We ain't ain't got shit. We've been waiting on this shit for the land eight years, nigga.

In December, when January were coming up. Like, shit, it's over with. Jesus is coming back. White people got that shit back. Hey, yeah, I see somebody leave a comment under the video, man. He was like, yeah. He was like, McGregor's gonna kick Mayweather's ass. Donald Trump is in office.

It's the year of the white man. I'm like, nigger, what year wasn't the year the white man? What year was the year the nigger? I didn't miss that year. Jesus is coming back and you know how they might say that he's going to be, it's going to be a big old boom, we're going to be back. Nope, I got a feeling it's going to come through a text minute, he's going to be like, nigger, I'm here. Oh. Oh.

And I'm like, who is? It's me, nigger. Jesus, Emmanuel, Jesus, all the niggas, I'm here. Where are you at? And what if that's the way Jesus really came back? He didn't see everyone by your text message. Hey, I'm back, y'all. Just make sure.

Oh, he's coming back on the Instagram video. But, like, yeah, ball alert, personal video. Yeah, Jesus is now. The Jesus text message is going to come through on the same text message when your phone bill do. It's going to be 82-6-2. It might be a little gift, you know, them little picture thing when it pop up.

It's going to be, oh, just a random number. It's going to be like, Who is this? Jesus gonna come back and be petty as hell He gonna come by your house and bless you You take a picture with put it on the ground My Lord and Savior stop through here and bless me Niggins gonna text you again why you ain't tagged me bro

I just got back I'm trying to get my followers up bro Exactly Jesus got all the followers though that ain't because you imagine if they start booking Jesus at the club a club of prison Jesus coming through for the walk through the night man so everybody where your cross is to get in you know what I'm saying? Everybody wearing the cross in free before 11 for the Jesus

walk through. He's gonna embarrass the hell out of focus. He's gonna be trying to lie to Jesus. Hey my nigga, you baptized? Yeah, yeah, shit. I don't know how they're gonna be looking? I mean, shit. You know, now the niggins start talking about some other shit. Hey, bro, you baptized? Me, I'll be in there.

But you know, some hood, nigga, think baby Christian mean they baptized. Yeah, it's just a baby. They did that. Y'all. Like, niggas, that don't count. They got to dunk you to baptize you, don't you? They had to hit you with the... No, niggins. You really got to get in that motherfucker like, it's out of God too. But they got to hit you with the don't.

You love Jesus. He said... I'll kick it with him. Make some noise if you were kicking with Jesus if he came back. I want to smoke with him. That'd be the motherfucker better. Like, Jesus, man, I'm hiding a motherfucker. But you gotta let Jesus...

Would you hit Jesus blunt, though? I don't know why smoke. Fuck, yeah. No. I got... You know, I don't want to answer this. That's another level of high right there. You hit Jesus' blood. Be like, wait a minute, Jesus.

Jesus. Jesus' pity. He ain't going to never have his own blunt. He's just going to show up soon as you like you. You're going to be trying to hide it. He's going to be talking for a long time. They're going to burn your finger. I knew you had a blunt.

Let your boy hit it. Fuck, Jesus. The third time you don't show you're going to pass the bitch back or nut because you can't ask Jesus. I'm like, bro, let me get that back. Nah. But the crazy part is the blunt don't burn when he's smoking. Can they just stay the same?

Ah! Your shit came apart. Gee, God, don't like it? My microphone was fucked up. That nigga Mike came straight apart. Yep, Jesus said, no, don't say that. Yeah, I know, right. Hey, man, y'all made a classic song.

For those of you who don't watch the 85 South show, they come out every Friday. You know what I mean? Every Friday a new episode premieres. We do a lot of dope stuff on the show, man. But we really then made some classic hits on this show. And recently, I don't know if y'all was paying attention for those who don't know. Carlos and D.C. made it classic about roaches, man.

Everybody, man, that's a classic, man. That is a classic, man. We got to do the live remix and put you on. There's some roaches, yeah. Make it beautiful. Roachette. You got to put that tempo on that. It's for all the lovers in the house.

We got some roaches. The live version. We got some... We ain't turned to the roachers too. We got down. Let's just do it. The song, what? We got broke, what?

Say that roach. No, Nickle. She ready to say that air. We got a roach, yeah. My hood, folks. But you're playing like you're on cocaine, nigga. I'm gonna need you to speed that shit up. That nigga, high hell.

Come on, nigga. Huh, you ready? We gotta rotate, yeah, yeah. We got rootage. Damn. Come on. We got a roadie, yeah. We got road tan.

What we got them? What? Neither roach over there Roach in your hair Roach in your plate Roach in your skates Roach in your snacks On your back

Roach on your weave Root in your tea Rootay Say it to him, Carlo Hey Hey Hey Hit that one more time

Carlo, one more time When he break it Un God damn Hit that shit Chico Bean. Hey. We want to put you on the remix.

Oh, the remix. We'll recruit you. Oh, it's good. Let's do it. I got roaches running through my house. Through his house. They be crawling all over my couch. Over his cat.

When people come and visit me, they're scared to sit down. Sit down But little do they know my roach's parents So I can put them out He can't put them out I said, roach on your knee Roach on your keys Roach on your me

Roach make you lead Roach got disease Roach say roach on your tea Roach in your peevee everywhere Roach over here Roach over there I said Roach

Yeah We've got Roachers. Look at white people. We got a road chase. We got a road chase. Look, he want the same bad ass. Spray some rain on the roach in the hood.

They don't do them no good. They be like, now I'm wet. Now I gotta go to a party that we have in the back room under the toilet because I had some crawl that you drop in the kitchen with for the refrigerator, baby. Baby Mama said She got mad at me Gay that miss on call

Now the bitch is that the real chilling with her Eighty 85 85 85 85 85

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