The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live from Greenville Comedy Zone Pt. 2 | Ep. 94

Episode Date: August 25, 2017

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Oh hey. Hey, hit that one more time, Carlo. One more time, when he break it on. God damn. Hit that shit, Chico Bean. Hey. We want to put you on the remix. Oh, the remix.

We're recruiting you. Oh, it's good. Let's do it. Say, I got roaches running through my house through his house. They be crawling all over my couch over his cat. When people come and visit me, they're scared to sit down. Sit down. But little do they know my roach's parents so I can put them out.

He can't put them out. Hey, I said, roach on your knee, roach, on your keys, roach on your me, roach, Roach make you be Roach got disease Say roach on your tea Roach in your pee Roach everywhere

Roach over here Roach over there I said Roach Yeah We got roach Look at white people We got a roach

We got a roachia We got a roach He wants to sing Backin' Spray some rain on the roach in the hood It don't do them no good What they be like? Now I'm wet.

Nigger, now I got to go to a party that we have in the bathroom. Under the toilet because I have some crumb that you drop in the kitchen. Went for the refrigerator, baby mama said she got mad at me. Gay that miss on crumb. Now these bitches at the grill chilling with some old. Now we're eating honey. What? What do you tell them?

Everybody had roachia. They got roaches What'd they be like? Huh? Is there a roach over there, Roach in your hair, roach, in your snacks, roach on your back, Roach, in your weave, roach, on your teeth,

Roach, in your teeth, listen, there's a roach crawling on your dear door, in your trunk right now, and it's stuck. And there's a roach on that deal door. Oh, it's a roach. Where's that, D.C.

It's a roach. Where was it at? And then it turned into a butterfly. Oh, a roach you fly, roach you fly, roach's fly, roaches fly, roaches fly, roaches fly. Roaches fly, roaches fly. This is how powerful bevel is. You see us getting this over? This is the bevel razor.

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They be all in the open when people come see me. I be like, God damn, my roaches even watch my TV. I be like, shit, you a roach, I live here. They like, fuck you, nigger, this a house, too. I mean like, goddamn roaches in my house, shoot. Would you know about the roaches everywhere you go do? I got roaches in my house. They be like you drop some.

And my nigga, I got it. They be like you dropped some. Hey, my nigga, I got it. They be like you drop some. Hey, my nigga, I got it. They be like you drop some. Oh, hey, my, I got it. Roach over there.

Roach in your house. What you say? Keep going. What you say? I said, would they be dropping in the house? Would they be here? They'd be dropping crumb. Oh, oh.

God damn, that boy hit that crumb. I seen a roach coming out my old condo rap. That's nasty. He had it on like it was a cape. He was walking through the house, stunting on the other roaches, because it was a gold magnum. Hey, this is the 85 South show, man. We fuck with everybody.

Roaches include. Roaches. Shout out there. What white people got in their house? Caterpillars. Termites. We got groceries. No, they got groceries in their house.

That's the white people. White people got them. groceries we got groceries we got grocery yeah white people got the grocery nice air refrigerator grocery yeah with the freezing at the bottom of the refrigerator look at this she said niggas got eBT you show do I wish I had an EBT car right now I would go to Walmart and put it down switch it up watch this I got a song I got one for you This one for the hood.

Yo. Turn on for the hood, Carlo. I'm going to be a L-D-L-D. Y'all. Y'all. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody sell me some food stamps.

EBT. Hey, hey, you turned this. Somebody sell be some food stamps. 60% on the dollar. 60% on the dollar. Hey. 60% on a dollar. Yeah.

60% on a dollar. 60% on a dollar, 60% on a dollar, 60% on a dollar, how much is that 60% on a dollar, what, 60% on a dollar, yeah, 60% on a dollar, bitch, 60% on the buck. I'm gonna give you $20, I'm gonna need 16, bitch. You already know come trying to buy me some greens, bitch. I'm gonna get some macaroni, I'm gonna get some chicken. I'm gonna give you $60, you gonna get me 50. 60% on the dollar, Hey, 60% on the dollar,

yeah, 60% on the dollar, bitch, 60% on the dollar, 60% on the dollar, 60% on the dollar, Hey, 60% on the dollar, hey. 60% on the dollar, hey, I love that EBT. I ain't front and gave a girl $50, and she gave me back a hundred.

I was like, God damn, feeling good, like a goof troop. Yeah, and bought my baby 16 boxes of fruit loose. Because I didn't have to pay out of pocket When you got the food stamps, you in the grocery store Like a rocket pushing the car Knocking everything in How much it calls I don't give a fuck I got EBT, my friend

I bought some food stamps From my sister home girl She hooked it up Because she's the home girl 60% on the dollar She got it, that's why I call them Because every time I hit her up She'll boost that baller.

She got the EBT card. Call that bitch the weed card. Because every time we use it, go to the store and ball hard. Like four boxes is a cereal. We really balling with all this fucking cereal. I ain't going to lie. I stole me a sneaker out the store the other day. I don't give a fuck, nigger.

I wasn't fin to pay. I had them pocket full of money. I don't give a down miller still be a hundred-one. Woo! Damn I. Woo! That my. Woo!

Damn I. Whoa. That my. Whoa. Oh, they keep looking at me. Let me put it back. Ain't go lie. If he find out, I'm going down.

Let me drop it. Sit on the ground. Then turn around. Walk straight out. Nigger, what you're talking about? Ain't got shit for. Nickle, what you talking about? I ain't got sick, bitch, I ain't.

Oh, God damn. That boy ran in the fight, and they were going to say you stole the hundred burn from the liquor stole last night. D.C., you don't be stealing new you. Yes, you did. Yes, I knew. You said you was a real, real bad kid.

Yes, I am. But I feel you. I remember one time I stole me some muffins. When my mama caught me, she was mad and started bluffing. Talking about ain't no thief's going to be living in my house Tell I bust them open And then she put one inside of her mouth I'm like mama

How you gonna eat these stolen muffins you mad at before? She was like, so what, nigga? Don't steal out the stove. I'm like, hey, fuck that, so I ain't never stole shit again But DC is my friend so I'm gonna get them and steal it for me, nigga, yeah. I'd be like what you want. Hey, Loz, what you need?

Nothing. Whatever's saying that bitch. I'm going to get it for free, because they fuck with me. I grew up in here. I'm going to give them a dollar, and I'm going to steal your bill. Okay. And I'm old enough. I don't get no fuck.

Boy, you helpful as hell. Shut your ass up. Uno, two, three, four, five, six. All you know, I don't know, I don't know. Ose, don't say, 13, 14, how you say 15? Yo We need a shot

He's trying to buy liquor now How you say 15 in Spanish We're gonna do a shot Kise Kise Boy, that Kinse Kise was nowhere in my motherfucking

I would like He said Kise 15 He said I always just stuck in 15 Look at everybody All the niggins He's trying to count in Spanish

One two, three Quachos Cinco 6 One two, three, four, five, six. Oh, see. One, two, three, four, six.

Oh, see. One, two, three, four, five. Oh, see. Tony, bitch. Tony, Co server.

Hey. One, two, three, four, Cinco, six. Look at the white people. One, two,

three, four, six. We're getting a white people. We're going to break. Yaw shit. One, two, three,

four, 6. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I speak Spanish fluently. I do unto Zuluke. Brantiganto son-o. Brani Santi Rande. Ranspani Kani Santi Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Kani Krami.

Hey, what we know what I tell I don't do Sato fast. One, two, three, four, Cinco, Six, Hey, one, two, three, four, five, six. I say, one, two, three, four, five, six. I say, one, two, three, four, Cinco, Six.

Oh, my goodness, my God. You made the booty move quickly. The one, two, three, throw the booty cheeks to me. Say, ooh, God, damn. That was crazy. She just made that bitch pop. Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. She would just pop in that moment. Wait, just wait. Everybody just waits. Jesus. Let's just wait. Jesus. Come on, man.

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I saw. Did you really just turn sideways and hang your ass off that seat and clap each cheek individually? You did say Jesus was coming back. He right there in her booty, my nigga. He's right there. Whew. Look at you. Do it again. I don't bust my nut already. Chill. Shit, I got to relax. She want to go again. I ain't butt my net with bitch and shit. You tie. You tie. Oh, she is a stripper. Oh, she is a scruple.

Symposium. Hey, hey, catch me at symposium. Oh, my goodness. Took that motherfucker. Hey, bring the other mic back, man. Y'all get naked in there? Ain't-a. Hello.

What you say? Ain't. What's what that mean? Cheap. Don't know. That shit sound like an a ain't. It will. It will for the right person, for the right dollar, and the right dollar.

Can we get some napkins? Jessica. We get some napkins. That's what we're throwing. I don't know when they throw 100 bills in that moment. I fuck with this crowd. Y'all got turnt on the full Spanish words that we knew. All of the only,

this is the class that will get everybody kicked out. Everybody would like, see it. We did have fun, though. We did have fun, though. Hell yeah. Everybody fell. But what? We need to learn Spanish.

I was speaking Spanish. This is a Spanish. say no numbers, though. I don't think he's no none. Yeah, I don't even think you know none, Palmer. Yeah. I asked you how you say 15, you were like, ha ha. I don't think he no none, bit dog. I'm going to call his blood. I'm going to pull his Migo card. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. If you're a real Migo say all three Migos right now, name them. See what I'm saying? Oh, this is trying to be funny.

They're trying to be funny. Until his girlfriend slide in my dance, I said, Oh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I said, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I said, DC took his girl, knotted in her face. I said, DC took his girl, not it in her face. 1,000, 10, 15, not in her face.

1, 2, 15, 15, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 15, 15, yes, 15, 6, Chico, 1. Take, face, pull it in my face, Yes, indeed, take that booty plate, put it in my face. Shake it, shake it, shake and shake and she gonna make that booty pop. Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, she gonna make that booty drop. That ass looked like another professor ass.

I'm like, hold on, nobody love. Buddy love trying to come out that ass. Oh shit. Nobody love. This nigga retort. Nobody love. Ha! Ha!

No, buddy, love! I'm like, this ass look familiar. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Hey, man, what the fuck is wrong? You know that ass look for me. When that man, that man, start turning back into Mr. Clumber. No. Oh, no, damn it.

Nobody look. Bitch got an ass like buddy love. If you're watching this movie, that means you're all ready to turn fat again. Oh my God. Let me get some napkins, bro. Come on, Cleedy, come on. This shit is aggravated fuck out of me. That nigga, dumb, man.

There's water all over my arm. If you're watching this, that means you're all ready to turn fat again. Oh. Man, listen. Hey, you know they, hey, man, they turn the AC off of this motherfucker. Niggins is this hot as fuck. Hey, everybody in this bitch. God damn.

This shit looks like the front row of church. Hey, that wind feels good. Preach. Pastor. of a black woman right here. She had the motherfuckers sit there and fan you. Oh, God damn, baby. It's been sweating right here.

Oh, Lord. You don't even know this. But now you owe her $50. I owe you $50. You owe her whole $50 now. All right, I'm going to show you. I got a dick picking my phone. You better quit playing with me for I sure it to you.

You want to send it to me? No, I don't know. You won't send it to see. Oh, I was about to say, boy. I'm the type of a nigga to send it and be like, I want it to go viral. I'm like, I hope she's sending that to world. No, she's sitting at the world stars.

She said your ass going on TMZ. She's already ready. I don't get a fuck. Let me show you what I'm working with, though. Let's show you what happened. Excuse me. Yeah, watch the equipment bit now. Mm-hmm.

You really gonna show you meet in front of everybody? Niggie don't get no fucks. She jumped back. Ha ha ha! Now the hood bitch don't want shit to do with that boy. I can't fuck him, he retarded. Shout out to all the women who like medium dick. I ain't got...

Look at the way I go, no, no, I want big cock. She wanted... Big black cock. She's small. She won't a dick to say it's ass is her. Big black cock. Fucking big black cock. That's what I want.

He just be fucking, he can't even fuck where he want to fuck. He ain't got no mind of his own. Pull your cock out now. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Your fucking cock. That nigga be none.

She said he'd do what he want. He got his own mind. But when I tell him to whip out that black cock. Fucking black cock. Fuck me with your black cock. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't fucking stop.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Give it to me. Fuck, yeah. Oh, this fucking cock feels so good in my tight white pussy. Oh, my God. Fuck me, yeah.

That nigga being there like, man, I didn't fuck around and got to deal with this shit for ever, nigga. Because as niggas, sometimes you want to hear that goddamn fuck shit out of me, You'd like, all right, bitch. He do. He'd do that shit.

He'd be a nun. Huh? They'd be playing. They'd be role playing. They'd be role playing? He'd be acting like here's the first day of freedom. Yes, ma'am. I give him that pussy right now, ma'am.

Yes, it's been a long day in the fields. See? She's out in the privacy of my own. That shit just wake up when she wanted, boop. Naked shit go like this, these. Oh, dick. Wow. You got on GPS in her top?

Where you at work? I don't see you at your desk. I'm sitting in your seat. I'm in the bathroom. Well, I'm in the style. That's too much. She'll see little white feet. Ah!

Hey, this show been crazy here, man. I can't believe the type of shit that y'all let fly tonight. Ah! This shit been crazy. My nigga right here's just looking comfortable. We showed out, didn't we? You all right, bro? She's scared of me now.

You cool? You cool. My nigga right here looking like... That nigga ain't been out all day. Right, he left his phone unlocked at the career of him, son. He can't wait to go hold. Yeah, yeah. This shit, a beautiful-ass audience. Hey, it's a lady in the back who got a nice-ass afro.

Shout out to that lady with that nice-haired afro. Who that? Hey, come up here, let us see that pretty-haffro. Let me see that afro, girl. Come up here, let us see it. This is a pretty-assad afro right here. Let me see that frow, guy. You got to play something from the 70s for the afro to walk up.

Give me some beautiful afro, girl. I appreciate music. Any time I would have. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow. Wow, wow. She's a brink. Look at her, look at a D.C.

Oh, black queen. Oh, black queen. Ooh, said, ain't nothing like a black queen. Ooh. Ain't nothing like a black queen. Ain't nothing like a black queen. Ain't nothing like a black queen. like a black queen.

Oh, that ain't her. That ain't hers. That ain't hers. No, no, no, no. I felt spreads. That ain't heard. Nah, no, no. D.C.

They ain't her. Is that your own? She said, no, it's not mine. But, nigga, I paid for it. From Party City, she got it out of Party City. She cut the string off. She cut the string off. She cut the screen.

Put some sprits on it. Put some sprits on it. But, nigga, I paid for it. That shit felt like puig hair. Oh, oh, oh. Hey, but niggas, she paid for it. Did you sniff your fingers? Smell like nuts.

Ooh. He said her weave smelled like nuts. He said a weave smelled like nuts. He said a weave smelled like nuts. I said a weeds smell like nuts. He said a weeds smelled like nuts. I said a weed smell like that. He said a weed smell like that.

Smell like that. Oh, man. Oh, that's fucked up. It's fucked up right there. I ain't never seen nobody buy a wig fro. Hey. She had to find that motherfucker. You know what?

You want the wig throw all the way up now? Let me get that wig fro. Get that wig fro for you right now. Get that wig throw. Hey, D.C. No, that one don't fit. Let me see. Let me get this one right.

Yep. Get that wig fro flight. Oh my God. The wig fro. Whig fro. Negro on a wig fro. I thought she had to go to get the wig fro. D.C., one more time.

You know what? I can't reach that. Go up there and get that wig fro. Whig fro. Oh. Yeah, that's it right now. That's the one we roll right now. That shit was so high because the nigga ain't bought one since 79.

They're like, God damn, you want that one? You know, these right here on sale. Oh, you want these right here? All right, you know, we can get these for three for 29, but, you know, get five for 30 right here. We're going to three of them. J.B., let me get, you know, we got two more in the back. Let me get two more these. Yeah, I'm going to get that right now.

Right, that, right. They always bring it back slow like it's some jewelry or something. Yeah, you can't, we can't drop that right now. Yeah, they've been coming to get these right here I got it I got it Hey J.B, make sure you bring them up a two out there man We need to sell one that you got damn air for a wig, man

I should bet your ass I love South Carolina Bring some of them Jericho wig soon I love y'all boy This shit been live This is how you do a live show I ain't seen the motherfucker go to the bathroom yet

Except Maria and Jose P And she went to pee One time She went to Pee one time I don't even know She went to pee twice. She went in the girl bathroom and the boy bathroom. She stood up the first time then.

She went to sit down. She was over the toilet like to him. That how they let it drop. You're stupid, man. She almost fell because then you take her pants all of y'all. She was standing up there with the ass out like a little boy. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, man.

Hey, man, this is the 8-5 South show. Oh, shit, this is crazy. I think this podcast right here is for lesbians who wear tampons and boxer shorts. With the screen hanging out. String hanging out the dickhole. String hanging out the dickhole. String hanging out the dickhole

sound like a gangster, lesbian mixtape right there. Hey, man, y'all heard that motherfucking string hanging out the dickhole, my nigger. That shit go hard and fuck. That sound like a rock band. String hanging out the dickhole. Welcome, everybody. Shit sounded like Jane Bond. You got boxers.

We don't broke three mic stands. I will kill you. We wasted four red balls. You must play your allegiance to the triangle. We have offended all the lesbians in the building. We love y'all lesbians. I got two gay girl cousins in my family. He yelled and text.

It's 4 to 6 Puerto Rican outside. Like, where they got, bro? Try and start some shit. That nigga don't know no Spanish still. He don't know no Spanish. That niggins say, all that English said, hey, what up, Fufu? Hey, what's out, foo? My man dressed like he manager, Enterprise.

You know how that niggas. Who? It looked like Lucy. Yeah. He ain't bad. Manager Enterprise runner car, nigger. Hey, I'm gonna hook you up. Uglaid, boy.

That what you do for real? We ain't got no intermediates. Uglaid, boy. Yeah, no. Hey, man. Is it time to order some food, a nippin? Before he say your name, he'd be like, It's you, ugly, dick.

Did they hook you up? Ugly, dude. He'd be acting like the manager. Oh, we gotta hurry up in this shit. How they're gonna close the kitchen with all this money on the floor? Look at all the white people sitting down. Who the manager? They fucking up.

We won't work anymore. The kitchen clothes. How the kitchen clothes? What time? It's 10-0-4. They're closed. You're hungry. We got a grill.

Hey, hey, comedy zone. Look at this. You don't want to get this money. You can't be closing the goddamn kitchen. No, bro. Shit, that black woman to go back down and turn the fries back on. Until we know we're about to leave.

Let me go to get D.Wing, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, man, they're going to miss all this money. And then they're going to blame it on us. No, you should have kept the goddamn kitchen open. It is Sunday. The truck ain't came. They probably ran out of shit. Niggas been all that chicken wings since 7-15.

Exactly. They ain't got no more wings down there. Well, we out, God damn. Tell them we ain't got no more. The kitchen clothes. And out of been the goddamn Kroger twice. I ain't going back. Fuck that bullshit.

You all right? Yeah. What's you talking about? My hand hurt. You all right? Yeah, you know, this is the fuck up here. And I hit this bit too many time. What you're about to do?

Shit, nigga, I take my watch out. Oh, okay. Yeah, my nigg is still, you know. Yeah, that too. Ain't nobody. I remember when I got stab and that hand was wrapped up and I had to you their hands. She felt like I was fucking aversion.

I don't know myself. You can't get a stroke right with the opposite hand. I was trying. That ain't like that. This hand too rough. It's a rough hand. I said, this ain't gonna do it. This hand don't be real well, don't you.

See? How you doing, OG? I just noticed you right there with the glove. That's you later. I can't stop holding that. They've been hugging the whole time. You been laughing holding each other. That nigga hugging her like he got caught cheating last here.

I never leave your side again, baby. I understand. You taught me. Niggins begin taught a lesson, you taught me. I wouldn't shit without you. Hey, D.C., you know what they was listening to on the way over here. They was bumping that Barry White over here. That's an O.G.

Deeper and deeper and deeper. Deeper. Any time and any place, you fuck with Barry White, OG. I love that. He said, yeah, Nick. That nigga wasn't less than Barry White. That's no bare white. That nigga was listening to Lavert.

He looked like, Lever. I ain't much no. Which one, though? The big one or the skinner one? He's a big nigga. He's like big Lavert. No, he got two different moods when he was big. That nigga was going through some time.

The big one to sank his ass off. All that one is, I need my way back. The skinny one was just hitting the group. The skinny one was just in the group. What's some of your favorite R&B shit? I know you're making R&B. I'm Drew here. I'm Joddice.

I'm all. Yeah, Jodacy. Go hard. Like one of my favorite shit is that Rome. Y'all remember that Rome. Every time I see your face, it makes me want to sing. And every time I think about your love, it drives me crazy. That nigga, that nigga, that nigga, that nigga didn't you are so far.

That shit lit. I wake up in the morning to see a smile on your face, baby. Love it. That nigga didn't even rhyme the song. He just said what he was feeling every time I see your face. It makes me want to sing in every. Every time I think about your love, it drives me crazy. Like, nigger, that was a cold ass song.

Remember that Uncle Sam? I don't ever want to see you again. Remember that shit? I know it's the shit. Look at her. Early one morning while you were asleep, I received the letter, but there was no addressee. So I paid in no mind.

In fact, I wanted to send it back. Okay. But something that I was feeling said opening. It said, dear reader, once a close friend of mine, hopes that this letter finds you in time. Yeah. Because your love is ending, and my life's just beginning. With a woman that I know you wanted to you, and it made me want to say, I don't ever want to see you again. That was it.

That nigga, she fucked his homeboy, man. But y'all, but y'all, you know, I'm a Cisco, nigga. Oh, that nigga, Cisco was cold. That nigga, we go crazy. That thong-to-thong-thong-thong-thong-thong. Hey! Hey! That nigga said, that nigga said, ooh that dress so scandalous.

Hey. He didn't even know that voice. He don't even know that boy. The last man gets some pussy. Stop singing. The lesbian is getting pussy. All night long. We are not singing this shit for you.

Let me see that door. D.C. She don't need that kid. Before. That's not. Hold up. Hold up. She hating.

Not to eat the coocee. Chill out, now. Chill out. Hey. You see what happened? Hey, D.C. Hey, give me some doubt, bitch. You a real niggum.

You got your nigger card, bitch. You good. If I see you in the bathroom, I ain't even going to trip. I'm going to speak to you. I'm like, what's on? That's a real nigger's shit. Wait to your girl go to the bathroom, then start cheating on her. Wait till your girl leaving, then cheat.

Hell yeah. You know what she hit her with when she got up. She went, s, s, s. You ain't miss it. You ain't meant nothing. She's a real nigger, baby. She's a real nigger, baby. You ain't met now.

What you want? Nah, ya bitch a real nigga. You bitch a real nigga. Look, she's like, that one that, I really want to know loud. Hey, D.C., am I tripping, but don't she remind you to the original Harriet or Family Matters?

Oh, nigger. Now, she looked like the first Vivian. What's wrong with, what the fuck? She looked like the first Vivian on Paris. Y'all niggins going to act like y'all don't Fuck what Harry and what's wrong with y'all? Y'all, I know. It's a rare condition

this day and age to read any good news on the new paper plate. What? Love and condition. What? It's a family's high. Some people say it's even harder

to find. What do you say? And there must be some magic clue inside it. Down, down. Down, down. Because all I see Is a flower of dream

What do you say? Real love bursting out of every sea When a no, when, no, when, no, when in a day's gone by It's the sweet of love of the family Wow, wow, well, well, bam, ba-da-bon, ba-da-bon. Y'all acting like y'all don't fuck with her. I said, what's the greatest black sitcom? She said, power, nigger, really?

That bitch Power better than Martin, nigger, hell no. That bitch Just got cable. A different world? Nah. Hell no.

No, not a different world. He got the different world Glass in him. No, not a different world. Hell no, not different world. My two is Martin and Sanford and son. Then my two. So y'all going to act like

George Jefferson didn't make black history. The first black man to get on TV and call a white man a honky and a cracker Mr. Charlie? He did. He did. Hey, hey, it's some honorary black sitcom though. It's some honorary black sitcoms

because Golden Girls might be an honorary black sitcom because niggas fuck with Golden Girls. But you know what was really a black show but they was white? What? Three's Company, two. Oh, yeah, Three's Company, too. They had two people laugh.

on our door. Oh, that thing had two bitches. It was waiting for you. Two bits. Oh, that thing had two bitches. Ooh, I used to love that song. Hey, that was your thought. He was the best friend. That ain't going to land them hold down.

That's what I'm saying. If you know the theme song to a white show, then that made niggas fuck with it heavy. Like, what was the full house? Whatever happened to the disabilities. The milkman, the paper boy, evening TV. Yeah. I don't remember the rest. That's it.

Turn me down a little bit. Turn me down a little bit. Three's company two. Come and knock on our door. Come and knock on our door. We'll be waiting for you. We'll be waiting for you. That's about time.

Threys company, too. I'm older than y'all. I know the words of that shit. Everything is hers and hers is his. Three's company's here. That ain't too, though. Hey, but check this out. The coldest motherfucker on Three's Company. Mr. Furley.

That nigga dressed like a pep and we don't even know if he was gay or not. That nigga just walk in with swag like a motherfucker with a band-down around his wish with three, around his neck with three pitches. Full Jack, he comes to the party. I'm like, I don't know what Mr. Ferrelly got going on. That nigga just show up on every five episodes and get the rent and be out there, bitch. That's what it was. That's what Bookman were doing too.

Uh-uh. Bookman would act like he wasn't getting no pussy. You know those lame-ass-nick and shit begin all the pussy I don't know about that one What, Buckler? Good Times It wasn't a lot of fucking going on.

Good Time! That shit come on so strong, nigga. Good Times is an old last show. Good Times came out before teenage pregnancy. It wasn't even no teenage pregnancy when Good Time was out because you know if Thelma would have been in the hood that bitch would have been pregnant.

This young-ass motherfucker talking about Do Arthur! Do Rugrats! Hey, niggas was turk. Rugrats was turd, man. This bitch on Disney channel, this is it? My favorite cartoon theme song was Dark Wing Duck, though, nigga.

Darkwing Duck was a cold, my fool? That was a Darkwing Duck. Oh, that was a... Dark Wing Duck! Hey, who's that duck they called Deepada, da, da, Darkwing Duck. Let's get dangerous. What?

Darkwing dead. That thing will wear hard, my nigga. That motherfucker fucking said, When you're out of luck, Bidadoo, dark wing. That nigger. That nigger's a gangster. Dog-Winged Duck was a gangster. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy.

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That nigga brought, that nigga took his nephew to work with him. This bitch, I had acting like her relationship is all tight. What happened? None. No, this is. Do anybody want beer?

Got a little hot in here. What is like? That's nothing. What happened? Nothing. Oh. I don't know. Shit, we're just hanging out at the club.

Kitchen bent clothes. Fuck around to get hungry in this bitch. I'll treat this shit like the hood. I'm starting to fight in a minute. Shout out to everybody who know ain't no goddamn grocery's in the kitchen. You just keep leaving and coming back. Like some shit gonna show up. You say you're gonna want my hat, okay.

Why this is he stopped? That west side shit, dick. You know that shit gonna come out of me in a minute. Okay, should we take some questions? We should take some questions before. I'm gonna take on the trip with me, man. Take on the road. Why everybody can't?

She keeps trying to take shots so we can get her drunk before she go to the strip club. So she can go to the strip club. So she don't have to pay for no drinks on the road in the strip club. Hold on, let's do it. We ain't going there for nest niggers. Hey, audience, y'all want to do some shots.

Should we get some shots? Fake and pimp, you hear that there? Work that shit, senior. Weren't that, my man. No, I'm just saying, if we was going to do shots, we should do them all together. Everybody should do some, and we'll just order them all that wants.

Shit, you can pay for your own shit. If everybody put like a dollar in on it, you know what I'm saying, they'll cut the tab a little, you know what I'm going to cut that tab. We're about to pass the collection played around for shots, and I already gave my time today. Don't try to act like we're going to order more shit than we can pay for.

We'll just do prepaid shots, you know. We'll order them pictures. These five paid for. Now y'all want to do something for real? Anybody. Who all? How many we need? Make some noise.

I know. Jessica. It's your birthday. Hey. Oh. Wait, wait, wait. When your birthday is? Wait a minute.

She got the three bitches. She won't. She's gonna be on her shirt. She got Beyonce, Nicky Minaj. And who'd have had a third one is? Her auntie. That's her auntie. She's got a...

This is my auntie. She's no, Nicky. Yo, something is wrong with this dude, man. How many... We're gonna get some shots. We want to... What were we just drinking? Y'all ran out of everything.

The expensive... We're straight. We'll get that shit. Just blame them. Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna scream, nigg. If anybody come to me, about a tell him. Hit him in their shit.

Ah. Don't talk to me. Yeah. Who's going to pay for the... Don't talk to me, bitch. Don't talk to me. Jessica, bring them shits. We got it.

We got money. Don't talk to me. Yo, bro. Who's paying for the... Huh? Yeah. Bring all the little some. Miguel going to pay for some.

The stripper later going to buy two. The white lady going to buy... Who else gets some? She got two. You get some? All right. Just bring us some shots. She says to dance.

And if we need some... When she bring the shot... If she only dance in the club, what you call that? A scurripper? You ain't on the praise dance team at your church, bitch. Fuck you mean. Talking about you a dancer.

You don't be on there on Sunday. For the glory, the glory, the glory, the glory. For the glory, the glory, the glory. For the glory, the glory, the glory, for the glory, the glory, for the glory, the glory, the glory. The real bitch is started crying in the middle. The glory, the glory, the glory for the glory. Glory! When you hear that shit, glory!

Somebody about to get busy. Hey, when she bring the shots, you got to come get them. We're going to put them up here. Everybody, we're going to have some birthday shots. Any questions y'all want us to answer why we're? Shit, I think he's going to do that. I'm going to beat the shit out. Connor McGregor. I'm gonna bet against him.

Because I saw Connor McGregor. I saw the nigga stretching out his wrist the other day. You saw the video with the niggins. I don't know a lot about boxing, but I know when you're training and you're doing shit like that, you about to get your ass, who. What? I'm gonna bet against him because of arts. This thing's gonna be like

a hundred to one. I'm gonna put like a $5,000. But what if he'd say, getting all that, just, you know. I don't believe. I'm a nigga, you know, I'm a money out of one. That'd be more shocking than when Roy Jones got knocked out. And thank you. Nobody thought he could, nobody thought Mike Tyson could get his

ass up. Got his hand whooped. But he got his head whooped by a boxer. He didn't get his ass whooped by a nigga that ain't never boxed before. He didn't matter. You don't never know. Why do Floyd blink wrong? What he's just be like, ah. Hold up. What happened?

Oh, he definitely can't kick. No, he can't kick. He can't kick. He can't get the white girl trying to be on the outside. He ain't going to be able to kick. I fuck with y'all. She'd know what she told. Happy birthday, birthday later. Her birthday. You ain't got no dollars on that motherfucker.

They don't fuck with you. Every time she goes somewhere. She pin that shit on her every time she go out. She won't four to see it. Hey, how you doing? It's my birthday. Oh, that what's up? How old you turning?

Shit, I don't. North Korea broke as fuck. I ain't even scared. They don't even have the shit that can reach over here yet. over here yet. I am. I ain't scared. Well, you know somebody who's up your ass? They definitely keep trying, motherfucker. That ain't stopping them from trying today and got that they can reach

over here. Hey, North Korea don't want no smoke, man. The motherfucker will be shooting shit down no way it go. Well, we shot some shit off earlier. Where was it pointed, nigga up? They know where that shit went. Them smart, motherfucker. She got a question. What's your question, baby? Right here.

What is it? What is? Your arm long than a motherfucker. That has to be in their pussy. What was your question? Yeah, yeah, you're gonna give us a puss, you see that? Y'all enjoy y'allself. Don't. You gonna have to hold a girl.

Man, I don't want that puss. We want your puss. We want your push no more. You saw her jump out there. I'm fucking too. I'm fucking. Nah. Uh-uh.

You got girl pussy. You're gonna cry. You got that girl. girl pussy. You've been using yours. Her's ain't used. Her pussy still got the plastic on it. Oh, that boy can talk. She took his shit out. We'll do that shit. He and K talk all the way before he never heard

himself. He's like, hey-h-h-h-h-h-h-de-o? My nigga, is you saying Rebel Radio, nigga? Nope, he was talking about Rebel Radio. That's what he's talking about. That what he's talking about. He don't even know that, hell, since we've been over here, over here. here in Greenville, we've been feeling very welcome over here. A lot of people don't even know. 92 a.m. Rebel Radio.

We did a satellite remote over here at Maurice's Barbecue the other week. We were out there. Anybody eat Maurice's barbecue? That shit's the nastiest buck. I was just checking to make sure I wasn't the only one who got tricked. You ever had Maurice's barbecue? Let me tell you something, brother. That shit tastes like kitty.

Oh, God. And they got the nerve to be making barbecue soles out of mustard over there. Ooh. Yeah. Tastes disgusting. How'd you make your way over there? It's really not. How'd you make your way over there?

I don't even understand how you got over. Well, I come up here. I get up here off, I come up here off of, uh, I take 85 north and I get up over there off 26. Uh-huh. Take 26, all the way across, come over there, like you're gonna go back towards Georgia. Okay.

yep loop 26 you take 26 all way across till you get over about Charleston you can jump on 20 down there if you want to you know what i'm about to go spend my whole life savings on this ass right here now now wait a second i'm gonna go empty my whole safety closet box now wait a fucking minute you got 70 thousand goddamn no i no i got 70 70 70 dollars oh that sounds all right right right $70 than a mule. Hey, she's the goddamn mule. You see the ass on that one? Shit.

I was just about to tell you. You can smuggle 60 goddamn pounds of cocaine. This lady right here got more ass than a yard full of donkeys. She does. That's fucking funny right there, man. If you think about it, she does. I knew she was a winner when I saw her standing over. I said, any bitch would a quick weave with the chin strap on it.

I definitely want to be in the mix with her. Hey, hey, she, you know you got to be special when you go to the salon to say what color you want. Stop sign yellow. Let me get that guy. Nope, let me get to stop sign yellow. She don't go to no salon. That's not a hairstyle, buddy. You know what I mean.

When she wants to change her hairstyle, all she does is take that one off and put another one on. Hey, hey, hey, flip it again. God damn it. How'd you do it? Do it one more time. That's one. That's another guy. Damn. This is her summer hair.

Bitch, you bleed in your head. You bleed in your head. I just want you to know it's red spots in your head. Stop playing. No, for real. Let me see. She bleed, look. Come here. Let me see. Come here. Let me see. Beets got red spots in her head. Look, bitch bleed.

Uh-uh. That's-uh. That's shit that's... Pulled her scab up. That's what that happened. No, she was eating some wings and they had no napkins. She just wiped the barbecue stuff. That's buffalo sauce in her weed. Yeah, you got buffalo sauce. Fuck it, bitch. This shit getting on my nerves. Let me just get some buffalo streaks

Cause this shit This run out of paper town She'd be getting up shit with the weed Y'all so fucking nasty There we go Bring them up Sit them right here To all my

Give them to them to Don't worry about it We got paper They get two right here And it ain't coming out of my pocket Yeah She get one You said I don't know who card

That is Oh no who card that is I know who car that is I know Yeah, we balling. We balling. We put shots for everybody. Look.

Hot niggas be on the camera flex. She get one. Shots for everybody in this bitch. From your boy. There's two right here. From your boy. It's two behind them. Those two behind them.

There's three right here. Who, yeah. I ain't giving no shot to no, Miguel. Miguel. I got a dick. I got a dick. I got a dead. No, I look.

No, that's, wait. Them they two. And then Miguel get one. The lesbians. All right, cool. Who else was it? Birthday girl, two behind them. Niggins Taint Top, long in hell going out there, though. Man, man, that they were like, shit.

What is you yelling about? That ain't supposed to tuck that bitch in. Why is you yelling? We ain't even got the drinks passed out yet. You're just yelling at random shit. I turned 27 in 2004. What is that? Fuck they got to do anything. to do anything.

What you want a toast to? What you want a toast to? You want a toast? No, buddy, love. I'm about to make a toast. Hold up. Wait. We didn't need to get all the drinks yet.

Okay. Can I get some water? No, man. You want one? You want one? You don't want one? I don't need nothing to blame it on. When I thought, it was all me, y'all.

It is my daughter. It was all me. It is my daughter birthday today, but I'm not drinking. I don't know. I'm good. Hold up. Is that all, love? This birthday.

You want to see the picture, too? Jessica, we got three right here. You want to see the picture too? No, it's really my daughter's birthday. I sure. Everybody, wait. Wait, wait. Hey, start yelling shit.

Tea. Hey, bring me a shot glass. I'm supposed to water in that shit. I'll talk to tea however I want to. Keep yelling at me. I'm going to snatch your goddamn. Woof. I can act drunk.

Ooh, shit. Okay, ladies, relax. I think that pill didn't kick in. They bit ain't got loose. Jay yelling that shit. Shout out to all the niggins. They'd be acting drunk. They're some real freaks.

They'd be taking X pills and they booed. That's a good idea. Don't what, that's a terrible idea. I don't know about that now. So we got three more shots. That's it? Just three more? Four?

All right, bet. Chico, are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure, man. God damn it, yes. Pill pressure don't work on me. Chico, are you sure? Y'all better act black and split that motherfucking shot. This shit like communion.

Split that. You don't want one? I don't want that. Better split that motherfucker fucking shot. Who else want one? We got an extra one. Fly ain't wanted. Huh?

Do what? You want a shot too? You want a shot? Give a little shot. Because I don't need nothing to blame it on. She's bringing some more. Who don't want to pay for it? Man, look, I ain't taking no shot.

You got your, you got your cool shit, bro. We're trying to get some. Huh, she brings... Yeah, God, damn, I'm a protective at this. You're not getting on. You're not getting on. Hold that shit, because she's bringing some more. We don't do them all that works.

Wait, wait. Wait, though. We don't want to. No, nobody wants your girl, man. Mitchin' insecure hands down. This nigga got Beijing in his head. You two light-skinned. For Beijing, Miguel.

Can you put the little... Can you put the spread right now? I want the little spread right there. We ain't gave his lady. None of compliments. He's like, yeah, I love her, though. This nigga take the Beijing out the barba chain, just do it himself.

You straight, honey. Tell him you love him, man. We don't want you. God damn. This nigga spray to Beijing on his self. All right, while she bringing the other shit, we got any more questions? No more?

You ain't either. That's why Maria gonna leave you for a tall Puerto Rican. He don't even understand. I've been fucking nigger's girlfriend for the past six shows. I'm on the street. One dos, three, four, single, save. We got those right there.

This is the seventh one right here. I'm going for my shot. One right there, and then there's three right though. He don't even know I don't found no Instagram already. I don't drink, baby. I used to pop pill. My shit over with me. The gay girl?

Oh, yeah, get her one. She's a real nigga, baby. Oh, say some. Let's do this shit right quick. This shit getting out of control. Stop yelling at me. I don't get a fuck. I don't care.

I don't care. She doesn't swallow the glass. Look at this shit. Shut the fuck up. This is all. You got this. Everybody got that shit. Got to hit it with that vampire in Brooklyn.

Shut the fuck up. You got your shit. All right. Fuck it. We're going to drink this shit. You ever knew you can fuck the shit out of the bitch. Jessica. We won't say, um.

We won short. Wait, we just one, I think we just one short. The white lady going to buy some shots, and they're going to buy some, and Miguel and me. The stripper's not going to buy it. Bro, man, want to say something, bro. No, everything on me. You'll give a shout out to A-low.

Man, nobody got tired to remember all that shit, man. What the fuck is going on in here? Hey, you won't give a shout out to my goddamn cousin, she'll be wrapping her ass off right on there on Greenville now, girl. She's on that. She's on the A-Flow, though. They're talking like, boom, how old. King of the Hill.

And y'all gonna give a shout out my nigga Greenville and I was like right rap at them and no. Shit. Ah, damn. You should have text me that. Jessica, we're just one more short

right there and there we do. Hey, white, my mom. When are we coming back? We're not negotiating with the club right now. We're not paying for this. We not paying for this. What? Well, we ain't doing D.C.

We ain't paying for these drinks. We're negotiating with the club to come back. We're going to come back and do another live show. Then we're going to try to come back and do a stand-up. Yeah, do our stand-up shit. We need the club to just let us have a whole weekend so we can do what the fuck we want to do. But we need y'all.

We're going to come back and pay the drinks. We need y'all to let them know that we're good money. And when we come to the city, y'all going to come out and support us. They got to cut the AC on, though. How much we charge? We need 20 bands. We'll be doing my stand-up show just like this. Just two?

That's how you feel? They be here still do them credit card frauds and shit. You got a bank of America. If you get me $200, I turn it into $2,000, quick than the motherfucker. Right. Hey, I got a bigger. No, I don't, we don't do the credit cards. What was this bullshit?

Maybe in there sticking the paper in the ATM. I know how that shit used to go. Bro, stop talking to them. They're going to talk all night. We do not give a fuck. You know what else? I don't, I stop giving the fuck eight minutes. to go. These bitches ain't talking about shit.

I'm trying to get some pussy. My dad the car, I got the ship in it. Who gives a fuck? I'm trying to get some pussy. That nigga, these is. Yeah, I'm trying to get some pussy. She got to work the night. You don't have to work hard for that pussy.

You're working too hard. You got to work that hard for that pussy. She's going to fuck. What's wrong with it? All you got to do is stay up the 2.30 in the morning. She's going to wait there about to go to sleep. You can get that pussy. What's wrong with it though?

She's going fuck. What you say? Man, you say that shit, now ain't gonna see your ass at 4 o'clock. Yeah, you're saying that shit. She looked good in the club. When she show up to the room, she ain't gonna have that wig on. Yep. Or that ass.

Nope. The ass going to be gone. I'm like now. She's going to get to the house and get to taking herself apart like I'll go get you sucker, niggins. I'm so glad you picked me DC. You're like this bitch. You only take your lashes off? You're scared of shit out of the nigger when you wake up in the morning.

All my drinkers. your shit up. Yeah, there y'all go. If you had a good time in this motherfucker tonight, make some noise. 2017, we're bringing everybody together, man. Y'all make sure you all make sure you're like New Year's. Get your ass in here, bro. Come on Miguel, stop hold of your girl.

One, two, three. Win that in it. Because I used to pop pills, nigga. I used to be a real squeak, nigga, I'm telling I used to rob, nigga, I'm telling now. And then keep talking to me, beg you pay attention too hard, hundreds. I'm telling, I'd be like, all right, now.

I see that chain, I ain't always saved. Like some what? Trying to be your friend, Miguel. Yo, I'm trying to be nice. He's going to maybe rob him. Like, well, all right, give me the money then. Oh, shit. Hey, man.

Hey, slow, if you're ready. You ready to get up out of here. Y'all got to go to work tomorrow. That what I'm saying? We got to wrap up. That them, that them. A couple more what? She's like, come on.

You need a what? You need a couple more shots? You got your auntie on your shirt? All right, we're going to do this before your auntie. You got to buy the rest of them yourself. We're going to do this one for your auntie. What? What happened?

They're so drunk. They just start talking to talk to this. I'm off. You off. Yeah, we off, off. Off. All right. Hey.

On some real shit before we do. Before we do this shit, before we close out the show, what you're saying, sweetheart? Yeah, you can get to a picture. Let me get a picture again. Hey, no, that's what I was just about to say. We're going to do some pictures and shit out of this. I don't know. Oh, God.

Y'all showed us so much love. It's been so used to send the pussy. She thinks everything costs. How much it costs? Hold up. Can you know this? How much it costs? You need a ride.

How much it costs? No, wait a second. God damn, she didn't told she stole the pictures if we were shot. Oh, if y'all charged and I already took some of y'all-dick or her head bleed. Her head hurt. That big got a ghost. Hey, man. I'm a big out of angerism right now.

I'm some real shit. Thank y'all for coming out and supporting our live show. Yes, yes, yes. Y'all make shit. For all the people who ain't never heard an 85 South show, do me a favor, man, when you're at home the night. When you ain't doing shit, them kids sleep. Go on YouTube and type in that 85 South show and catch up. Yeah, if you keep talking where I'm talking,

I'm going to get that dick bitch to beat you up, though. You? I'm... Her and her home, girl. Sit down. I ain't nobody talking to you anymore. I'm trying to tell you. I'm telling you.

With them salt and pepper pants on. See, sit out. I fuck around and fight you. You got a tattoo on your throat. I know you won't call the police. You what? She won't. She got a tattoo on her throat.

She ain't going to call the police. I've been shot at before all you got to do it lay down That's it Hey y'all remember them two girls From Bebe's kids Why y'all do you know them two girls From Bebe's kids

The ones that were talking Right here Girl, you know he still love you No man I'm some real shit, yeah yo and T we appreciate y'all We fuck with y'all All the people who don't know about what we got going on

When y'all add us on social media and shit, and we appreciate y'all coming out. We got some merch right here. I'm about to run to the bathroom real quick, and then we're coming back to take pictures. Chico, anything you want to say? Hey, hold up. If you got a meet-and-grit ticket,

the meet-and-grreet-grit is going to be downstairs, right? The meet-and-gritty. You got to go through right here. It's going to be downstairs. And you got to have a ticket, but the meeting greet is downstairs. Look, Greenville, man, in all the realness, man. We love y'all.

Thank y'all for coming out here sitting in with us. We love y'all, man. We gonna get some pictures with some folks, man. We love y'all. Thank y'all so much. I'll be right back. I got to run to the bathroom. I drunk all that, I drunk two bottles of water.

I got to peece so bad, my eyes watering. It's the shit right here. Hey, hey, young nigga getting money like a motherfucker. You already know I'm doing that I got a couple do. Young nigger selling dope, I ain't ever going to cruise, and you know what's going down. Say, you know that it's going down. Young nika from uptown. Do it with my nigger's dough.

You know how this shit goes. cruising around the city, and I'm doing with pretty. All of bitches out for pretty, and you know. I'm there with shit, he say, Hey, but nigger got a cool beat, we gonna do it, nigga. You already know we speak the shit shit blowing, nigger.

I got a couple left with me, and me grooving, nigger. My nigger collars went to piss and he's gonna move it, nigga. Okay, the show is over, but we still groove in. You already know he's dick and still drool's ad. My nigga made the beat, what?

Oh, okay, my bad. I thought he was them. I was about to say, God damn. Hey, my love. How are you? I see a girl, I hate you all right. Who first single? All right, who are you guys?

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