The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live From Phoenix Stand Up Live | Ep. 85

Episode Date: June 23, 2017

The 85SouthShow hosts DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller, and Clayton English are back this time in Phoenix at Stand Up Live! With their WildNOut style of comedy they have the whole place cracking up! Recorded Live they discuss the heatwave, Floyd Mayweather, single women, sex, and more!! Subscribe and Share our Videos! http://85southshow.com/ > INSTAGRAM http://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ > TWITTER http://www.twitter.com/85southshow/ > FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ FOLLOW THE SQUAD KARLOUS MILLER - @karlousm DCYOUNGFLY - @dcyoungfly CLAYTON ENGLISH - @claytonenglish JOE T NEWMAN - @joetnewman CHAD OUBRE - @chadoubre LANCE CRAYTON - @cat_queso Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Say what, say what, say what, say what. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. With your stacking ass. You're going to be in New Year's In terms. With your stagging ass. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ass.

While your kids still paying up in dirt. With your stagging ass. Hold up. Your alternated on work. With your stagging ass. Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stanging ass O's saying you gonna be late for work

With your stanging ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stanging ass We don't bend up and see with the shit Tell it to fucking these holes on the loo Niggas talking about Them nitty fun to hang with that shit But I'll fuck your bitch

And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it what you might see me I'm posted in the A, but I might jump on the plane in Parley Vuola-Fronté because my do-los I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities

Nigger went to Germany and felt some different tits Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different titty Hey hey hey girl went to Germany and felt some different tits I say they're small and they round but felt some different Titty Hey I like smoking weed I like it and hot I make bitches mad like

B.C. Young Flats. Bitch is walking out. Bitch is pulling up. I'll apologize. Again, I say I don't give a fuck. I'm crazy man. I don't know. I'm crazy, man.

I'm crazy man. For a crazy man. Two, if you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you. Give him some of that pussy girl. I don't like asking. You some of that pussy, baby. I don't like asking. If the pussy is real good, then please don't give me some.

But if this pussy is great, then Carlos really want some of that pussy girl. I don't like that. Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, go. Hey, that's good. What you got to smell, but I want to fuck, no. Pussy got a smell, but I'm going to fuck, though. Pussy got a smell, but I want, pussy got a smell, but I'm a pussy got to smell, but I'm a fuck, though. 85.

Five 85 High Black people don't Put it in this hot It ain't the one name that a real black person Can't do

And that's brought that window open Slide that boxway in there At your mom for $20 Turn that bitch backwards No matter how hot it is outside About the middle of the middle of the night when you're sleeping on that thin-ish sheet you're going to swear you haven't acconition you heard that black-ass word an aconitian I didn't learn how to say

accidition until I got growing there was always an acion addition much love to black people who grown who still fuck up words like aconidition emboleads and library niggas who use the word irregardness people who started off citizens would meet myself personally that's all the same motherfucker if you didn't 2017

is halfway over I just wish motherfuckers would stop saying at the end of the day because that shit happened at the end of the day at the end of the day the day is over there y'all here what i said i said at the end of the day huh today is over with what he's saying

that beat ain't no more that's why we are here now there's a demographic of people amongst us who never complain about the heat they still go to work with long pants on and flower shirts T-shirt under that, a bandera, and a hard hat. Still two boots. Talking to my Hispanic brothers. Meduel. Jesus. Pedro Paco.

Julio. Luis. Luis. Every black person in here, that didn't give a fuck about, I promise you. That right there. One of the rest! When I see the cell?

What's other minute. That's what we're doing over here in 85 South Baptists. We bring it multiple peoples together. When the temperatures get off into hundreds and you're acting to dish, you're acting a damn food. And you don't have nobody else to turn to. For all the niggas who bought a three pack of condoms tonight who are gonna go wrong and wonder if you can return to condoms. You can't know who I'm talking to.

But all the ladies that like to sleep in white meters and tank tops with no brawl and you wake up at one ten of them. Y'all are the reason we continue to push forward with the pocket. For all my niggins who have a pocket full of money, and still get the change out of the console about what. I'm talking to you. That's me. See, if you have never used one kind of two times, you're not gonna get all the jokes in the show any.

It's not for everybody. This podcast right here is for big girls who bought a waist trainer, but you were too big for the fucking white. You got to lose weight in the way. I'm not done talking to you. See, this particular podcast right here is for my brothers who are responsible enough to use a condom and then made the terrible decision to eat the pussy after he used the condo. I do that too. Think about that, of course.

This podcast right here is for all my broke-ass people who've been broke for so long waiting on a check in the mail for so long that now you beefing with the mailman. You think that it's this nigga fucking your man. Every time the mailman coming and ain't a check in there you look at him like this. Everybody with a check angeline on. You don't know what the fuck that is. You ain't even gonna check the end. This the people with new cars who say shit like service engine food.

With his food. Like this we're gonna in the future. Tell me something. This will the people ride in our faith. The car won't stop digging. And you won't take it to the shop. Your seatbelt on when it's steadily telling you to put your seatbelt on. We're talking to you.

We're talking to you. Come on, your tires, balls in the motherfucker that you ride off my face. You ain't never on tiles with a little prickling hairs on. You ain't never, you're out-use patterns. They look like they can get you the way you need to do.

Talking to all the people who turn the radio up before you make a hard turn because when you turn, your shit be clicking in my house. But if you turn the radio up, that shit never happened. There's more people,

there's more people. Clock in their car just started counting down like it's a goddamn bomb For the whole-ass cause you have a turn to make a right turn and get the Bitson you out of the gas you have to drive a little bit for it go back Oh Talk to him a bit seven It's little right Whatever you want I broke what you?

What? I broke one. I used to ask my mouth up. Sweary and die life. This you can't. It's a big thing. Hey? That's a lot.

And you had a life. She used the timing that I was too big a week. Get your ass out of my house. Go get your dog. Life comes from your sons. She said, I do. I don't know. White people

If I hear you say that ain't word I ain't gonna do shit I don't really gonna fuck about it But if you say it's twice Then I might just hit you in your fucking eye I'll be fucking white people for my ass, yes. I'll be fucking right people from my ass, yes. I be fucking white people for my hands up.

I be fucking wide people for my handswashed. It's all for my grave, babe, babe, day, great. Oh, my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, man. Getting around the whole face. Bitch, that's a sign you, man! Yeah! Fuck you, bitch!

You're some talent for them. I'm from there. I ain't number two to the fire, y'all, okay. I gotta explain why I think that... Bro, we can't... y'all get rid of this year, black. We don't care. That's all... that shit too hard, man. Do one more person of that shit. Do you want no verse of that shit for your friend guy.

All right. Y'all need to say your pussy hat. What's your fucking? Because I'm down there be looking like a favorite. I said a favorite. I say, I'm missing. Getting out in a wonder of a car. And I had called Uber

and there was the wonder of course. I said, bitch. I said, bitch, I ain't kidding it now. All right, it's too hot. Excuse me, screw it on the other. It was high outside. I think I'm gonna feel to die. Ooh.

Oh, no. Please. Please. I lost my water. You were crying, though. You spray. You fucking were tall. You were tall.

You say you'd be fucking white people for you. I know. I'd be fucking my great-great-granddad. Who you have shit? For your asses? Do you like me? I'm like, the enemy hates you. You can't help me saying.

But the outer being said, being that ass-oh. What's that? What you're gonna tell him? What you got to tell something? That's what I got a minute there. Remember in the movie at the white bitch sucker's a toe? Oh my.

There ain't no bitch on my turn on this. No. I always see how, like, guys, can you beat like, baby? This shit feels good at all. You got a bitch when you guys. Stop, how fuck you on for that. Hey, that was a nice little tune. And y'all show some love.

Hey, man, they got to show. You don't know what people are in life. Beats and shit. He wants y'all to know he makes beats, so please buy the beats. You got some beats. Beats. He'll make it right now. He'll make it right there.

He'll take the keyboard right in your car. Right there. He'll put your car into your nitty, too. So your sheep, your transmission bag, and you can plug into the cigarette light. He can add that it to the beat. Shout out to everybody who's cigarette lighting don't work. We see that.

I knew everybody who still got a cigarette lighter. Because now they just got these ones. Hey man, I'm still laughing that goddamn song. My granddad is here. My granddad is a lot. You got another part, it's a battery. It's a back part. We got on both sides.

You know, if you talk with the 8th by our South show, our hashtag is, this podcast is for. Yeah, so we had some fans submit some of their favorite, this podcast is for them. They created these. Y'all want to hear some? Go ahead. This is just, this shit.

This podcast is for niggas who put the microwave on 99 minutes, 99 seconds, and then they come back when they think is done. That's exactly who it's done. Whatever you had to change molecular structure, that should return to the rubber, silly pudding of concrete. Where are all the ladies that in here that know how to make a hot pocket? How hot pocket could don't be frozen in the middle. You gotta be a fucking jesus to figure that sleeve out.

I don't know how to work their goddamn sleeve. I brought up three plays fucking with this. Hold on, we talking about breakfast. We talked about broke food? I ain't had no microwave, all the lane. We talked about broke food? How y'all make y'all hot dogs? When they be bust, that'd be the best.

You boil them? Or you grab their bitches in the wet paper towel and throw that bitch in the microwave and eat that shit immediately. On the way out of the house. Fuck y'all. I got to go. It's all. on the inside of no no it's talking something that shit really bust opening

sprinkling in a motherfucker brother that thing was like a fuck-up pussy by the time you get that shit I was a grown-in took I was a grown-in before I ate a hot dog on a bun why you know all my shit was on a regular piece of bread bread never would say you have to get the sweater you go out of my you eat everything on bread I get an extra lighter a food to a end bread, rice on bread, sugar on bread, that's what I know, cereal on bread. I ain't had a hot dog all the time. You just had to toast the bread and take it and get your ass on. It was a long song for me, I never forget, me and my nephew sitting in the kitchen,

we eat toast and I'm talking about my... Toast. Toast. I said, nephew, we can't be this pole. I ain't need it for. I got a wrong, nigga, I'm talking. Hey, but toast ain't... If you eating toast, you had butter? No, nigger, no butter. Oh, you just... We fight, I'm getting him for he hid the jelly.

It's a frueton. Why? Why I feel like it would toast? He just put the bread in the oven to the shit got hard. That wouldn't eat a real toast. I'm telling you, bro. I think, we fight no with jelly. For real, you're going to eat the jelly hot

and not put the dough. top off me you know we let me know about the jelly at the bottom where it rang and clink me it's like it's sharp as night so you can get it in the board got it was he everybody had a hard night who he had the pest night and it pop you're out there pop you like shit it's a grab it's a grab you're coming out one way or ma'am who are what about you know you broke when you eat that uh cereal In the bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dog food, sir.

Yeah. Serial to let you know you ain't shit as a person. Yeah, pick up in the bag in the bottom. That ain't safe. People with real money stand on top of your cereal to get there. Excuse me. They don't eat those. The cereal not that bad.

It's the names that piss me on. You don't have fruit loops. Fruit toasting. No. They eat. Now they got one even cheaper than that. I saw one that said, fruity hoops. I'm like, I'm not about to eat the month.

about to eat no motherfuckin' beautiful. You know, they don't sound brutal hoops! There ain't no Captain Crouch, it's General Crisp. They can't take it no shit, either. You can buy you a lot! How about the Chief Frost and Flakes with the Polar Pell? Oh my Godfurt. Oh, my God.

What? What? What? What? Deep bitch and cold. Hey, this podcast is for white grader and not a brain have real good. They was in him. She had gave him some car earlier.

I don't need my shit, bro. I don't need my shit, bro. Need fish and cold. Hey man, you wouldn't have to hit the blood? That nigga, he wasn't a snuggling hit the blood. That's what he is. Who brought some weed? Hey, hey, y'all got you better.

You got to see that guy in, ain't right. You got to somebody say, hey, who brought some weed? Use your mind. Telepathily, tell him. Right. I wasn't looking for. That's what I was looking for. I wasn't looking for.

You say that shit, that's not looking for rap. I asked on the way out. That's right. to arrest it, just use your mind. When you spoke with, you got, you got special powers, and you got to start with it. Use your hat. Don't let your hat use you.

Use your high. Your high, I'll tell you that the police up there. Just look at you just see the light. Oh, shit. They don't want me to talk real shit. You saw that? They'll cut your head. You did that.

Fuck in. You don't snap. This is what you do. All right, let's do it again. All right, I pulled that one. Y'all bullshit, though, great. All right, you go. Oh, shit.

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Is it sundress season here? Man, it's naked season. No phone season. Who said they had a question? Oh, we got questions? You thought this was the question portion? It's not. Okay.

At now, sports. No. A little face, you good? You're good? I'm not to take questions. Let's see if we're going to make some questions. We got to make your little face good. We got to these questions.

You're saying like a balloon on. The same thing. What? What? What you said with the rindstone had? What they had say, juicy? That's a juicy. Detroit.

Oh, okay. Detroit, hey, watch our murder. What's up? Anybody sit next to where I need to count their money before they leave. Yeah, I know. Detroit, y'all got front porch with no house behind it. I said to Detroit. Those are you just fucked up, never knock your house down and leave you there.

Don't want to be there. I'm fucking with you. What happened? I'm from you now. I'm from, I'm from Mississippi. I'm from Florida. and then it's nothing. I'm growing that part of Mississippi where it's still 1867.

He ain't lying. They still part slanted downtown when you said. Yeah, yeah. That shit ain't no joke in this. It ain't no joke. Yeah. They let you know. It's a sign down in Mississippi.

It ain't no joke. That's the first time I experienced racism. Like, those people are always not we're ready for racism when we actually after they're hitting the race system. Like I was on, I was down for a show, and I think it was University of Mississippi. I'm going to step on that sign of being a niggas, you know what I'm saying?

Come down there, I swore on that time, all we heard was be at Dool truck, ooh, you niggers, get awful there. I was like, shit, you heard of them, let's go. What are you doing? That's one thing that I say about the South. Motherfugglers will hit you with the drive-by-n-n-n-nigger. Yeah, it was driving by a man, and I go to hit, nigg-n-n-n-n-n-nigger! You know, you know nothing about it.

You're like, you know what you really wanted you would stop. I thought I was ready for being prepared for racism. But that shit would be like, it brought me back into it. But the Southwark, you know, you've been to do some shit that's racist. It catch you on guard. Like, I'm from Mississippi. And they said,

There are some niggas. You're going, oh my God, where? There ain't racist. You ain't racism blocked up. Because we together the same niggas, white people together. Like they call the wrong niggas walk in right now. We're like, oh shit, they're gonna have this. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna go out.

I'm gonna fuck the point right there. What's this like? That's the white person, bro. Chill out. Rubber radio. Rubber radio. Yeah. Well, y'all know you're right, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, y'all's winning.

Y'all just don't get to say shit and we're good. Hold on. Look, back our man now winning the cattle, is that what are you wrong? Oh, I'm about to say, oh, look, when I need smoke a weed, right, I get real smart this shit. Hold up, I get real smart, right? So look, think about it, right? Y'all know we got white asses? Afrikanis. Real talking about truth.

This place. Africans. Look, now, think about it. Now, it's white people over there born. So think about the white president was over there born in Africa. He's a true African. True African. Now, he's a grew up, had kids, and his kids, and all this is Africans, white African. His white ass, come over here to America, we give him a white girl, have a baby. All that baby, an African American. So we got white African American American American. Look at the real

thing, I'm like, oh, I get one, I'm good a guy. Now, wait a girl. What do you call me? They're not Africanas or some shit. That's what they call themselves. Because they ain't from there, they came over there. So they're Africanas. Yeah, yeah.

They add some extra shit. They add an ER. So we're like African-American America. I don't know what the fuck we are. I name changed every 10 years. You remember we was Afro-Americans? And then we started wearing Afroes and they changed into African. What happened to the Negroes?

I don't know what I remember Negroes? Now Negroes had it hard. Think about it. Negroes left us a lot of history. They left Negroes spirituals. Negros got beat up with church clothes on. They got sprayed with war. Neuros did all the marching for the civil rights.

It wasn't no niggas then. It was all Negro. No, that was a problem. Negro grew when they tried to make, maybe that's how they wanted, they wanted to act like a Negro. Just like, look at the United Negro College Fund. I went to college. They didn't send me nothing.

Because you didn't have me. He grows with you college. How many? No, I'm asking. You, who are you guys? I'm talking that thing, but you don't feel bad. You're being a bad. You were bade.

First of all, first of all, I walk in the house, we are in a back there. And we told us my house with you from Arizona. So you're going to in the house that I've never been back there. Because y'all know are so little. And you're going to be. You ain't even, you ain't even that dog, first of all.

And house, if I was a house nigga, I was a big in that goddamn put a glass in the master's fools. I was a nigga in that goddamn fucking a whole household up because there was in that just, yes, mastering. Because there was a lot of niggins that killed that goddamn master. Who started this shit? Hell, turn up, Clay, never know! No, I said y'all a ass up, man.

This is about our hands up. But, hey, boy, I don't know. I'm going to be back in. But how the fuck did they even get in there? Who? I ain't, hey. If it didn't happen, that nigga, hey, somebody got some black pussy outside the house. How ain't getting in there?

Hey. Two shot, hey. Diggas, hey. No, all these, don't know. Oh, they got drunk. All right, they got through him. Don't question me. Because I got the same goddamn experience.

Hey, what are my merch out? How are you talking about? That's crazy. And you're going to be in Detroit. Y'all wear slaves. Y'all wear gaiters. Y'all wear gase instead of having a kiss in Giro. That's how black men, that's how you're in Detroit turned 15.

So he gave us. You know, if you turn 20, we're going to get you some buffs. I think I don't know shit. Fuck out. I know what I'm talking about. Tell her, tell him, tell him. You're real, nigger. Tell him, Dr.

Talk to him. Tell you. You got to go extra hard when he's nice kid while white. What? Tell me. But love you're always going to come and say, oh, he's nice skin so it don't be bad. How is it good for me? What did I do it?

Tell them you experienced the same shit. What did I get that you didn't get? Tell you experienced the same shit, right? Yeah, I ain't never had a longer board. You ain't got to get a Nintendo to play it out. Y'all won't play Nintendo. No, we're playing PlayStation. No.

Oh shit. Tell them, Black. Oh, too. You're a real nigga. You went through a nigga shit? Hey, I still don't do a shit. I was supposed to do a commercial before a couple that I can't say. What happens?

Because my background came back and they said I couldn't do the commercial. But then they called back and was like, you know what? We're gonna go here and let you do it. You got out there right. That's when your talent exceed what the fuck they didn't put on you. You know what I'm gonna. Real tough. What doesn't matter?

If you work for what you work on? don't matter what you did you can't kill nobody or you take a pussy or no it's a there's a lot of shit you can't come back from yeah it's a lot of shit you can come back from that's so that's why i was able to do that what you say like big cop hey did you see when he got out did you see what you got out when that motherfucker came out says hey hey hey That was to let everybody know, I'm back, bitch, it's... Hey, you know what he called pills, bad an hour. Uh-oh.

You drive down. You said this shit back then. Blas said what the shit started, he was blind. They said he was not guilty to the thing you can see again. Hey, that one, right? Nobody was no one. At first, that thing was being helped, this shit. You know, that nigga was like, man.

Come on, man. Get the fuck on, man. Get the fuck on. Like this thing, he won't want to black? That motherfucker left and did like this. Y'all got it. What did y'all drink? What did y'all drink?

I don't know. Fruited, stop doing that. That's why he's done it going to hurt later all tonight. But you don't know what you had. But you don't know what you had. It was fruit and delicious. It might not have been living. You put a pill, her shit.

She might be able to be able to be able to. That's all right. She said, I'm still alive. She didn't put it wrong for her. I'm going to stop. I'm still alive. See, she'll get you. Y'all leave her alone, bro.

You don't want to. She was the one that brought up to Bill Cosman, and she was like, I'm still alive. You need to put the day break drug in her shit in don't eat worse. Y'all really sleep? Turn up. Drink the four.

Hey, hey, hey, you think you'd be a slip. She's like, hey, where's some more of that shit you put in my dream? She made a feeling. She'll come up to you and make it. You put something in my drink? No, why not? You don't want to fuck me?

Don't hear you all about it. I put some in my drink. Right on and get that dick hard. I want to go most. I'm going to be able. You can be feeling like a little key. You're ready for a row two. You ready for room two?

Get your picture, every. Hey, that one of the thing. Shut up. Shit up. I'm gonna fucking shit out of you. 20 minutes later. Oh, I'm gonna fuck this out of you. I don't know what we're doing, bro.

What's we do? Are you ready for O-2? 20 minutes later. Yeah, man. You are a fuck fun, man. What the hell is broke with you, dude? No, we all respect nobody to take. No.

Oh, no, you bet not. And... But the way these girls taking drugs now, they can take out of tolerance. That's she's going to happen for real. I don't understand how much you take it when you just buy. You got a hundred in your pocket trust. So why don't take a 60? Tell me it is right.

I know. I'd be mad as hell if I find out. I paid a hundred foot of pussy and she let you get it for six. You know why? I'm only hit it like that. You got $20 back or something. You know? What you sell me that was $40.00 for a little bit.

I ain't never bought some pussy because I thought if I ever buy some pussy, they're going to be the one time. I'm coming real fast. Like, nope, I'm not feeling bad because I can't quit. You've got to take $7,000 for something. Hey, so we need to give a pussy projected progression chart. What's the pussy market doing? $60?

That's a... Well, let's see, it's, it's, it's, it doesn't have a like... It's plummeting. It's plummeting. It's plummeting. The pussy price is plummeting. Yeah, it depends on... It depends on the bitch and her status and her body count.

We do a body count now, we put the odometers on these bits. Yeah, in the piss. She said, she doesn't have a body count, but it depends on the status of her body count. Like, the status is of flight, niggas. Say, well, the PDDs, if you need a whole bunch of P. Pete did, you're like, ooh, that's at my price frame right now. Well, I'm like, I'm thinking in the long term, you know what I'm saying?

So let's be the fuck the Pete Diddy. For every Pete Diddy, she'd fuck a goddamn chingin. I don't know. It's still, I was trying to... But if she fucked a lot of... She would fuck like four chingas for every day, at least. But you have to think about, like, if she fought a lot of, like, you know, I got to change with this bitch.

You know, like, well, she might be violent. Oh, well, you know, okay, so there's another happening that now... Or you might fuck around and catch that one day, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I said you back. Hey, man. Teddy, I had a bitch to sniff me one time. She's laid on top of me.

I'm trying to kiss with a little man. She's like, uh-huh. But you know, I'm freaking, I'm like, I will for the bitch who sniff me. That's good. I'm past the body count age. It ain't no way I can win that. What, the body count? I'm 34.

How are you going to get a real number? My body count me, man. Look, I'm 34. I'm a murderer. I remember. Manson. Murder in 30. Frick.

Woo. You believe that? Mass. Brin, you can't kill no pussy. I saw a baby come out of a pussy, both shoulder. Ain't no way you doing that way. They let us have that look. They make a shit around like movie told.

Oh, you killing this person. Don't hurt me that? Yeah, they're taking this shit. That's for you. She'd get up and go right to work like that shit, that's for real. No, you guys got to try. Man, she's going to tell you what she's really doing.

Then you ain't doing shit. That's why I've been fucking like four minutes. You aggravated my boy. You ever make me That dick is irritate How about that? The dick makes me hostile, nigger, and...

Nope, that pussy's just big. Nope, you're not gonna do this. I don't know how big my dick is bitch, I don't care. Who's gonna be it? You got the bigger pussy, I don't care. No. You can't kill a pussy?

You can't? Pussy's now. Yes, you can. You can't. I want to tell you how you know you kill a pussy? How? At the end, at the end, at the end, when you fuck,

and she lay on the bed and she just slide off the bed. She just slide off the bed and lay on the ground. You're like, hey, you're right? You are right? Pussy still work. They're like dead. That pussy is like Jason in Friday to 13. You think it's dead.

With that pussy's in there, pooh-poo. That pussy's going back in like, boom, boom. That shit sounds like you mind you. You left the room. You don't have to rule. You don't want to eat yourself in a truck.

There's some real-ass ladies in here that'll tell you that you can't, you can't control your pussy. You ever just be razzed like, where the fuck am I going? Your pussy like, bitch, you make the left, you know what you're right. Bitch, you don't even know when you're playing. Make that right to go with Kamal's house. Yeah. Yeah. And shout out of that pussy when they give up and let you all the way into pussy.

Pussy. Like, ah. Aye. That lady right there looking like you don't believe. None of this shit. Nobody's fucking these guys. Who? Who's that?

We're like, nobody really getting no fancy. Who's it? Man, we all get pussy. It's somebody who believe in each and every one who is like. Somebody believes in us. I like eat cooch, too. And then we got a partner who say shit like that. So you might think it's rude in disrespect.

Like, I can't believe you said that. He said coochie. He ate coochie. Oh, God. You can tell you. A woman is always a friend for who she wants to want. a freak for who she want to be a freak fuck talk to me i don't tell you wait before y'all do that when you said that the lady with the rindstone had pitted one thing i tell your truth you have to blow right now

don't tell you every woman will be a freak for who she wanted to be a great for is like oh oh you're like well she's just gonna want to be a freak for you but i'm ready to another get you was just like and then she was like get you ready to get you What are you doing? You're doing? You're like, he ain't can. You're afraid? Ah!

She's doing the macho man, red. Ooh, yeah. I brought it back. You're a red. Oh, really, special ass. For freak. I'm a friend. You never fucked yourself into a position.

And you ain't shown how you got in that position? But you're like, how the fuck would I give you in? This is a good. When I need you, you used this. A man. Fella, do you find, like, to fuck that make you like not come quickly? Huh?

You got to find positions that just make you like not come to him. No, I don't like that positions. I just hop out the pussy. Hey, you ever get arrogant? You're gonna get arrogant in the pussy. You're gonna lose my middle, man. I come on. Right, come on.

Hey, bro. Come on. You ever get arrogant in the pussy, like, man, go. Let me turn over before I kill it with this dick. Uh-uh. I'm a whole stroking weight. alone stroking way too hard and he's using all that I got a little trip I got a little trick that I found out like go ahead like five women's ago it's like a little trip because I'm

gonna be coming I don't care man the pussy good that shit that she didn't get a little way I'm coming oh wow you're gonna tell it's no matter me that's yeah I did it oh round two It depends. If I don't mean, if I get mine, I'm like, shit, check, another body. I'm selfish. I got to really like you to order that. If I like you like, I'll make sure you buzz it up before I do this. Okay.

If I buzzed earlier, I'll apologize like I got a dirty car. Hey, look, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm going to put you on. Ladies, y'all got to stop blaming that shit on us. When we come fast, that shit is your fault. That person is looking behind you, negotiate. Okay, stop, booty leg.

Okay, don't. I told you. Okay, it's on me too. It's okay. When I really want to perform, like she's just saying, it's okay. It's okay.

Don't give me that. I'm too. You know what I'm like, you know what I'm saying? It's okay. No, it ain't okay. You feel what I'm saying? Like, no.

That's it. That's it. Two minutes. It gets a 10 minute. Oh, you're sitting there way over it. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to get right. I'm trying to get right. Come on, man, now. I don't do that.

Come on, man, no, I don't do that. Don't do the like that. How like we're in the way? I got to get right. A little movement to give me right. I've got a little rubble on the head and stuff. I'm like, come on this. Rubble over the lid.

Rub on the lid. Shout out to all the ladies back there that sucks so thick. We appreciate it. Hey, y'all's been with a Nobel Peace Prize. You are a real MVP. Real MVP. I'm talking about Nobel Peace Prize. She could be right now and down the money to king right now.

Bro, she's trying to suck your dick, like. Hey, she out there fiddling with the dummy word. Then you can tell them on. They're too hard, she ain't like she'll about a suck thing, no one. We're ready, bitch. Hello, this is what she gonna do? Sorry, I'm done. Hey, man, they love us when they do that,

especially when they get into it, and it just won't get right. Hey, hey, he stopped smoking. Spaghetti. Hey, turn, sorry. Oh. Look, we've lost the whole little church section back there. We apologize.

Hey, man. You can't get this shit out. Church people, the freaking one. The people. The church people make some noise. Put the drink down. Way to put that pussy on the knee when you take that church dress off. Mm-hmm.

Coming in so long, you get that pussy. Hey. We do nothing. Nobody had any questions. Nobody had questions. Nobody had questions. We're trying to be ever to act. What happened?

Oh, they don't got their drink and shit. Hold up, girl. Give you shit right. They're crazy. So we have no questions? Ha ha ha ha. Just white people. white people.

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Don't ever give me a hand job I don't want one I'm too grown, man, shit Oh, I had a bit to do me like that like Three months ago I'm in there, I'm trying to eat us I'm going to out of that She's like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

She was like, she was like, I thought she was gonna give me his head come. You know how he fell, when we lay it like this, and then they lay across, and we can't see the dead no more, what we're there? Ah, like his head, you know like that. They're like, ah, and then come up, spit on the head. I was like, oh, yeah, go down. Ugh.

This, excuse me, please. Oh, look at that. Get them out. What are you? What is you? What? That's the, dude, get me. You know, man.

Hell no. Look, drinks will go out if you need some spit. You make a tell like she tell. You know, go watch the land. You don't fucking touch. This dick expensive, you're not. Shit be crazy, man. We still be going through this shit.

I know y'all be going through shit. You know what the dumbest shit in the world is? What is? Smok booze to come back to your room and get butt-naked, lay in the bed and say some dumb shit. Like, I got a boyfriend. What? What?

She wants to see, do you care or not? Do you do you care or not? Yeah what I'd be like. So? So? That's a dirty trick to pull the lady. I don't care. You can be doing this?

Who? You? Yeah, yeah, you're fuck. I tell the bitch, stay with the nigger. Shit. Don't get no cool. Stay in him, I'm going to fuck. What you say?

I'm like, look. He picked up. Come on. He picked it up. Tell him you as your girlfriend. Tell them you as your girlfriend. And make it quick. Shout out to all.

Let's keep the dick hard to go down. Much love to all the sad niggas worldwide. We are out here doing that part keeping these relationships together. I keep a relationship together. Super glue, guerrilla, bitch, stay with her. That nigga believe in you. Why would you leave him? No, because I don't need your extra problem.

I was fucking with you, bitch, you was fucking like that I knew, and we haven't been cool like that. It's too real. I don't need to get it. What if he watched him? the show. It's a... So, man.

But no. That was having a dispute, and the only time I can see her is when me and him had a show. And she was like, he mad at me. I don't know, well, bitch, you need to suck his dick so I can see you. That's not real. I am. I don't give me fucking. I don't care.

Don't know. What's my hood was. Yeah, we're fighting. That's a real man. Ain't a real me. He's a real man. He's a man. He's a real man.

He's not a real nigga. I don't play. I don't know. That wasn't mine was. No, I'm not. Like, if it's your sidehold, like sideholt, like, man, we all, everybody, everybody. We all, everybody.

I'm for all the women, that shit. I'm a hole, too. You a hoot? I'm a complete hope. You a slut? I'm a lovable hope. What's like that? I'm a hold that give off love.

Just be safe. I am safe. I'm a safe, lovable hope. Stop slut shamed. Stop sledge. Slut shaming. I ain't slut shaming. Lacey, y'all got to stop slut shaming us too.

Y'all got to stop raw dick shaming. What? It take two people to go raw. We ain't at him going raw by ourselves. Y'all helped us. Tell them. We're gonna stop saying real shit, because we lose the crowd every time we get a nerve.

See, everybody got quiet like they don't know their stance. Because they're in here with their girlfriend and my friends and shit, though. See, y'all by y'all, y'all get it. They're like, ah, bitch, we didn't get all this. My team from Detroit. She didn't walk outside a soul in a quarter. It's so hot, she can't go. How many shows?

You don't have that shirt. You don't have some shirt out there. No. What I mean? She went outside so dope. You got to get that shit off. I got to get back in here. What you got coming up?

What are? I got the TV show coming up and shit. That's dope. What else? I'm still on the toy and shit. That's dope. You know what I'm saying? Anything like that I said I'm sure going on around the room?

We get everyone with it. Who? Who? She was living for the Chris Brown concert. Yeah. Y'all saw me? Yeah. Okay.

She was crazy. Oh shit. Hell back there with Chris. Y'all can catch me this weekend on MTV Beach House. They bring it back the MTV Beach House. So if you sit around the crib, playing it up on Saturday and so there's different that shit on and be like, I just saw it popping in there. Can you do what I say?

I'll sell you one. But I want you to bedazzle that bitch. You had to put all that shit on it. You're on my. Come with a prize. Come with a prize. Come with a price. We'll just be a bit talking about that shit.

We appreciate everybody coming down. See it out? Put it on now. I got that group of it. Y'all got that group of this shit. Y'all, y'all. You can swing my head in any way you want me. What are you doing, man?

I don't let how long my shit grubble. Grimble. Grubble. She gonna put the shit home over her. No, we want to see what was up under that hat. Oh, let's see them like to go. Wow. Fuck around and be a whole break.

That's your mama. You ain't gonna let to take a hat out. That's your mom? You said her, who did that fix it before she came? Who has your kids at this table? Just him? Oh, so you're the boyfriend.

That big is saying that you was here. Oh, you're the husband. That that you pulled her. take me, I'm a look. That's the world championship. You're what a champion? Wait a minute. That's your husband?

So when he threw his puff, you'd be doing the rubber band for. Sit down and let me do your house. You put them between your leg. You're a real guy. That's what I salute. I salute that love now. That's what I do salute for real. Hey, love you ain't gonna freeze the scalp fuck.

Got them get the black ears on. What you really do? That's what I'm saying. I know all about love. Shout out. to Hispanic people who were in love, you knew you was in love when her cousin did your tattoo. Shout out to all the white people in love who knew you was in love when her brother let you barred his mountain bite. Shout out there. I'm Hispanic people. They're off on his whole hands and putting their hands in each other's pocket for 12 miles.

They'd be gripping the shit. I see one little bitch tass out. He was holding him so such. Shout out to all the Hispanic women who used to be... They were holding the hell out of each other, man. You know what I'm saying, that's what they do? I don't know if they say I'm 12. I said, hey. Oh, give them a shout out. Shout out to all the Hispanic women who used to be a little and fine,

but then you gained a lot of weight now you're just big and fine hand. You've been fine two different times. You're a little fine and big fine. That's like a big fan. That's crazy. You like a big crime. You like a big woman. You like a big woman.

For real. I'm trying to fuck a big woman like trying to open some elevator though. You're trying to kick a toilet. You're trying to put in. Ha ha. Ha! Ha! Fuckin the big woman have your body tired.

You, after the next day, you're like, damn, oh, fucking shoulders and shit still burning. Just for fucking me. It feels like I'm still holding that big a little. You got to do a lot of shit before you don't. And I do a lot. Don't tell me what to do. I'm still going to hold that big-ass leg up. You're going to help me, too.

Bitch you're supposed to be good. Hell yeah. I'm talking about spit. Like, man, I don't know if I'm hoping. Man, they keep the sticks in the bed room. You don't even have to get up. She doesn't have juice, all this shit. She got a little peanut friend.

You're a little penit friend. I don't know. I'm going to fucking. You know what I'm going to have that. You're no real good duty, me and never slept. She don't slept in the, Cheeto next man. That's good.

He got a little pal of him. Yeah. We know you got a big bitch when she got a bag of cheese. He's like, this bitch. Cheezed. Cheezed. The cheddar cat. Who got a work in here the mark?

Oh, yeah. All right. We got to wrap this shit up. We're gonna wrap it all. We asked, like, we asked, like, do everything we did. They gave more money.

Oh, hold up. Child, a little folk right there. Chalchilling. Give me some of that pussy, baby. Yeah. Give me some of that pussy girl. She's fucking now. I'm taking it out.

Hey, she says he's from Chowla. Y'all fuck with a real nigger. Y'all. And if she'd give me some pussy, I might share my nigger link with. Give me some of that pussy, baby, baby. Give me some of that pussy girl. Yeah. See, to grab it up.

I see you with your friends I might fuck you again You text me all your numbers And you don't get in it Give me some of that pussy, baby Oh, I see I give me somebody that pussy-r That's a hood classic

To everybody who don't know it I need y'all start toning in to the 85thous We drop an episode each and every Friday night We used to these Magnificent T-shirts We got to be in the classic, though. Oh, this shit is the baby. Oh, oh, whatever, a second. 85 South Show, Danielle, you know what we're gonna be in the classic, though.

Come on. We got teetide's in the building. Say what, say what, we got. Tidivis in the building. I see a couple niggas who got Tidai's in the building. We got the same thing that we got to small ones. Tid a house in the building. Oh, yeah.

You got today. Oh, you look like you got your show. A little bitch. Let me see what. Oh, I'll give you a show. You're a real one, you're a poetia. You're a real one, you're a potentia. If you're a real one, you're a potentia.

And you're a real one, you're a potentia. You're a real one, you're a pottya. You have a real one, you're a pottya. We got to have fun. That's been like, man. We almost had to tell it. We did. I see how every other.

I see her every other. I try to give them tears out. We're trying to get a cold job. All right. Trit is big enough. What's the time? We're trying to get. Triple E out of form.

I hate for the years, you're gonna slip in there. That's why you have to want it, make. But it's not, man. I want to go outside and shoot a bitch in the hat. Push me to the edge of my friends are dead. Ah. Oh, jean, turn it off. Turn it off for a second.

Wait a one year. We turn that into a trice on. Before you get out of here. We got a break at 92 a.m., bro. Where you is? 2 a.m., right? 2 a.m. We got that cord.

That cord is long for nil. Live from Phoenix, Arizona. 92 a.m. Where are you? Coming to you live. I got my brother Ray now, man. Hey, bro. Come from Cleveland is down here.

Nothing? Some of you guys live. That's right. Hot dirt in the devil's tee out of there. Look at the tent. We came down to Fitch, Arizona. We drove up here from Texas. It took us about 26 hours to get up here.

The long way. Ran to the rich homie Kwan at a Chevron. That's right. Yeah. We didn't speak for them. We didn't do it. We had somewhere to be. Now listen here.

We're right. We still got tickets. They're giving away to see Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's new baby next year. Oh, look, before we do that, we've got to talk about this shit. I'll talk to them. I heard Beyonce had the babies. I heard it was already three. I heard it was three of them.

No, it was already three years old. They're three years old. That's why I saw the shit on your page. I don't know if it was Photoshop, that baby was the biggest fuck. Maybe they were just. It was like two blue icons already. Wow. Do y'all know that Beyonce predicted this?

In a song, she said, I can have another year in a minute. We'll be here in a minute. I might get a grid, but she knew it's the closing time. You're a day. That's smart. What time we got to wrap to show up? I don't know, because I'm flat. We got to go?

Ah? Say what? Hey, what? You were the heat. Because every time we went outside, we were like, man. You know what I said y'all around. Come on. We were an hour left.

We won an hour left. What time were we're supposed to go? Hey, y'all back, get up. I feel like we didn't need to run up out of here. They get a little crazy. Y'all fought me going to hour late then, though. Hey, how about you? Y'all want to analyze this fight?

This is Mayweller. What's y'all in? What's y'all in? No one's going to get his answer? Hold on. Make some noise you got Floyd Mayweather. Make some noise, you got Conner. Oh, you guys.

That's the same damn people. You got? Bro, who you got? Like this? Man, he can fight me for 20,000 hours. Come, look, man, it's boxing. They boxing. Connor don't box.

Connor kick you. He hit you with the knee. He hits you with an elbow. He can head. He said, but he could do all that. But he came to, he did, like, time, everybody like, oh, I'm sure. Have you ever tried to do some shit that you ain't never done before, and you thought you could do it, and then you realize you ain't shit at it?

I don't remember my first time. Just imagine you have a box where a nigga hit you in your face. That's when you realize, ooh, I'm not good. B'AW! Oh! I have to get better, I've been hit five times! I can't improve you. I don't remember my third time wrong when they got a succession.

I'm like, get up. He gave up. Hold, this shit is easy. But did you have to hit that d'nig with your offense? Probably the third. Oh, these niggins, they're not getting their shit up. He has learned because of it was. That's what I'm saying.

This is going to be his first boxing match. So he's going in the robbery and he tried to do all the top of his fight, though, y'all. Like, it's a fight. It's a fight without feet. It's a fight without knees. It's a fight without elbow. Boxing got.

specific rules. Lloyd is good not because he's not you out because he's a smart boxing. He knows how to dodge punch you. But guess what I know? That's what? He ain't never boxed the nigger who'd be in the ring like this though. What's he saying? That shit, he's going to be fucking up. He gonna be looking down and he's gonna get hit. That shit no matter when you can't use it. You need that with your feet, but if you can't bring the feet up and actually. Y'all saying, I'm just looking at everybody who ain't blacking the crown. They don't think that we talk about sports. They are talking about. They're talking sports, well, it's gonna be a hell of a little man.

Be and Heather were thinking about order who don't take room. Niggas be like, yo, out your motherfucking mind. Ain't your mother in a hole, nigga, fuck you talking about. Blanco bitch, that pussy had, nigga, fucking talking about. Y'all ain't even got no cable.

A little bit of that TV. Fuck you. Fuck you talking about that stupid-a-old little boy and talking about, fuck you. That nigga been a bitch. That nigga been a bitch. Fuck you, what?

That's how best friends. ain't over one you said no mom i don't know though man it's gonna be a cook one though no it's it is man he can fight he won my ass for too many i don't care it's gonna make what you say fuck the middle fuck man look he won't daze the needle fight it isn't ain't nobody watching that man look oh you're gonna watch it you just go straight from your neighbor one yeah you're right you know right you know like that you You know when the shit come on, that's gonna be the only shit on that day. You're gonna be looking for a job.

Hey, everybody's talking about. Straight, like a wonderful. Hey, man. The final one in that. After the final one about this time. It's gonna be even quicker. Who? I did.

I don't. You know, you know, Auntie. You want to buy yourself. I believe the bullshit, too. Yeah, he loves it. Yeah, and LeBron James showed up to game three.

Everybody allowed that one. And he was going to walk that guy. What that gold plate? I'll get out of the street. Hey, let me show what you said. You said you thought he, he was going to work their ass by himself. He can't be the whole goddamn team for the motherfucking shooters. Let me tell you.

First of all, you can't believe in the matter. There's a dog done the whole goddamn thought. Ain't no stand back behind the three-point line to play defense. Hold up and up and down. You can't believe in a man who don't even know how to make a grown man of sins. This thing don't even know he need to go balls. Like, I don't think anybody else. You don't even know you can cut that shit off.

Hey, so what are your bar, does this bar would be like? Man, look. This bar be like, look. I don't want to get no guards. We could just cut this shit up. Hey man, come me over to him. He's like, I got to skip this whole little part. That's the guy there.

He didn't even know how right now. Come. Oh. That ain't all right, boy. I can tell about your voice. You can tell you about your voice. You can fry the hell out some fish. She got some meat habitat.

She got some meat have potatoes. Come on in there and get y'all get y'all something to eat. Some of potato sandwich. She said some shit you ain't never. say some shit you'd never heard. Well, it's hot than a hoochie-cucci-ass. What?

We can't say that over here. See, there's some old people saying that shit's been too in death. He was happier than a sister on their dick trip. What? You told me about it. You got a whole lady's bacon,

tomato computer after us. We can't say that. Can't be fun with the lettuce baggin and tomatoes? They don't play. They don't play. The lettuce bacon, N-O-B-G-T community. You can't remember the lettuce, bacon, tomato. Oh, you can't fuck your hands up.

Oh, we're trying to make it on that burger. They're going to come off some shit up. Shit. We can't say nothing about it. Do y'all motherfucking thing. Oh, 10. I was in a meet, man. Hollywood.

They were like, they were talking about a contract. I saw how much they were paying a week. They were like, how you feel about me? big people. I was like, shit, it's dicked for everybody. I don't know. I told y'all when I feel, when I feel, I always keep two little dabs and some pussy right on both sides of my name.

Keep them up off, getting it. Somebody smell like some pussy. What is that? I can't get them up with this like vampire juice. It irritate their signs. Ha! Ha! What is that? The Alex is laughing up

This pussy back back This is a joke We can't even tell them the jokes no more He makes us apologize for the funny shit All the funny shit offend people And do, the truth of fend people I don't care Why? Why? We live in a

Pussy ass society Did you know that they don't even crowd valedictorians no more But they didn't want the other kids to feel pressure To do you? What kind of fuck is That ain't true for me You can't get the top of the hour ago without other people being mad. Like, he got to get an ass-be-gross.

Like, bitch, I'm smarter to you. If I had to get a high school speech, it's just so that y'all aren't going to be shit. The earlier you were embracing, the better off, you would probably fucking be. I really disagree with them letting the smartest person in the class talk at graduation. They should let the motherfucker that everybody like talking. That was the motherfucker who kept the class. A little bit like me to get up and talk. That's what I'm saying.

What would you say that? I'll be like a third minute. It's about fucking time. Pass me to weed. That fuck-ass-ass-a-nig right there and you want to pass me right there and that great little bitch-ass-nick y'all. So you're doing.

Stop. I got bullshit to that. Hold, hold to you, I'm just going to run. I feel like a man. I love graduation. Let me talk right till I am. I'll be right to that I ask. Could you please hold all applause

as pure place to me. Jesus! Who my brother! Big in there. White people be in there, so, you're so ghetto. I didn't even hear my name. I saw white people graduation this year. I saw white people

invited to graduation. What happened? Like, it was there white lady square enough and she was punching everybody. They were trying to get her. college. Why they do we do? Yeah, and the dude was taking, it's like, look at these white people fighting. These white niggas crazy. I love how she wearing two hats at the same time. She was inspired. That means she can wear two tracks at the same time. Two kids. I'm going to wear this from 8 o'clock in the morning. You know what? You know what we? You know what we?

Fake nothing, no, no. No. Yeah, it is, man. But she's scared to get your head in. So you don't want to fake shit, but you want to get your hat. Man, look, stop. Every time you talk, she gets hyped, just reminds me of my husband. She reminds me of my husband and her friend.

He said, I got to let you stop. No, nigger, no. No, man. Leave. Leave, dude, leave. Leave. The kids ain't got to go nowhere. The kids ain't got to go nowhere.

Them kids is at home. You got diabetes. Your motherfucking ass got food. Hey, she's her appointment and Katie the real beef face. Nine, man. My own shoulders, knees tall. This is my match, white and white. My natural neck.

I was born with this neck knees, my real shoulders. Get on all in. These bitches out here some fake. I got my real hips. It's okay that, asshole. I'm saying, no, but it's okay to what we need when you don't feel like, calm me or I? Y'all don't wear a hat you. Like you?

Can't wear a hat everywhere? Somebody like, somebody going to fuck with you? Somebody like you. Let me see. Look, see, I got beautified. You're the hypocrite, you know that? I got beautiful back and say, let's see. Uh-uh, this guy, this time.

You can't. You probably be like, ah. Y'all don't mean, see. You're like to win me to fuck up. That's when y'all be at the best. We love that shit. I like a real thing. We love when y'all be fucked up. Like that day right before your peer,

you start, we catch him running in the girls with the sweatpants on. Who is that? You don't get at your hook. So it's a cold? It's been a cold. We ain't gonna get that shit in the roof? Yeah, she had on hot flat.

She don't even know it's hot outside. She still will be her hot flat. She still won't be one hot flag. You can't tell my what you're hot. No. I've been 17 years. She is. I'm still up here.

It's pussy do what I didn't want to. It still be wet? You go down to that pussy black hair. She got to leave. That pussy gets... Don't leave when your mom started talking about a pussy. No, the pussy gets wet. Look at your home you got in the red.

Her pussy get wet. They're like an odd shit. She's going to get out of big away. Hey, hey, when she's doing her pussy still get wet, her pussy's head. Hey, we're going to call her to cussing out. What y'all leave for when I said my pussy where? You came out the motherfucker. He's all right.

He's all right. Oh, wow. You want to say? It's all right. Like you just be you. That's all I'm saying. Be you. Somebody don't like you.

You said again. What a nigga like this? Why not? What is wrong with you, man? Hey, there's no scripting around these bit, my kid's stuff there. Hey, man, I'm gonna say this. We in the desert. We in the desert, they got a different idea wet.

Two inches a year is wet for them here. The rest of the country. Hey, if you get wet, she said ain't get wet. I'm gonna find out. You fucking rather fuck that lady at being loved like a motherfucker. What if that's the one you can't do? I'm trying to get in that floor. Two weeks later, I have flashed in there with something.

I'm trying to get nice here. You got to get your Ryan's dog hat. I'm like, look. She, you got put that little handle and said, bring that ass here. Look, so you put me in that wheel now, right there. Third time, right there, the whole name. You hear me, all bull or shit.

4-1-K player and be in that side. You're not getting that. You just saw her poor. Her wheel already wrote out, man. Put my name right now. Put my name right now. That's old white lady's shit. She ain't gonna put you in the water.

Her daughter would always squeeze all that shit. I'm gonna get another rap. I'm gonna get another rap. I got it. Hey, she ain't gonna get that hat collection. She got a hat collection that's a boo. Now this is when I want to feel like marriage ain't black. Old mannequins.

This is my hat I wear when I go to the casino. This is my lucky casino. This is my good T-Hat. I'm going to listen to the Pan of Reunions cookouts. Ah, who is Bodez with these? We are in hats. Hey, hey. We are out.

We are. They leave. They love you. They love you. They don't leave. They can't eat. You got a free hat. Makes me hard.

You don't make some noise. I love her. I got to give you a favorite hat. They yell for because they know she's dead-ass here. They're like, oh, shit. He's going to start. Come on. Don't leave.

You all, man. Hey, did anybody go see it? Remember me? Yeah, we don't want to go see the Tupac movie. We got to find him on Facebook. Anybody go see the Tupac movie. Go see the Tupac movie. Just go represent.

Just go see it. Let's go see it because he's black. Go see. What you mean we don't do that? All right, damn. You gotta go. Maybe he ain't cover conversation with this motherfucker. Hey, hey, hello, baby, it's fine, that's okay.

It was good. It was good. Nice glass, is they prescription? You'd be ready to focus on your family. Come, go, get on, get on, good. What's your name, sweetheart? What's your sign? I just shout to y'all.

Y'all, shout to you y'all. I had to put y'all two pictures and talk down off with your name for the phone. Oh, man, I'm fine. Oh, man, I'm found. Thanks Tiffany She's going to say She's going to suck it I ain't hanging

I'm going to let him go so he won't chew nobody else I'm like, look he got two, get right there. I'm going to support a friend I'm a fucking friend I almost believe I almost believe her, I almost, I almost, I almost, I almost believe it. I almost, because you ain't laughing, she just stuck your tongue out, and that's how I know a bitch going. What's your sign?

What's your sign? You're a cancer? What point that is? Why you ask the shit if you don't know where to? I'm just trying to stay away from gymnastics. It depends on, what it depends on, so she might be on. She said, hold up. She said she's been Singapore for a long time.

She got two. She's been Singapore a long time. She got two jobs, so she should have some money saved on. She said she's been Singapore on time? Long time. Where did you spend your money on? What you spend your money on? What's your vice? What drugs you do? How high do you get?

You put access in your body? Oh! She didn't like it, but there was three ladies over there, like, oh my God, Clayton knows how to call it? Clayton is such a futuristic guy. She would come up to you so fast, dude. I got the ass if you got the ass. Me, you, ecstasy, my butt hole. Hey boy, that's wild, poor right, that's all right.

That should have never let us think of this, bitch. We all know how to that. This is the exact audience that we needed to be in front of, in front of it. Y'all would be in the house. That y'all will fucking stay. You know what I'm gonna be in the house, because it take a lot of you to get out your house into their heap, into your car, and out that call again.

You know what I'm saying? Hey, make sure you go for our 85 Sound Show T-shirts, and we don't have to take this. And we're gonna have 85 South Show fans. Right. We're gonna have some silly fans. For y'all. Just for y'all.

Who would be sold in Arizona? Yeah. Only be sold on. Not my hand. Y'all go to the 85 South Show Instagram and follow the Instagram. Subscribe to the YouTube. Any pictures you took tonight, tag 85 South Show. We're going to take some pictures after the show.

Hold on, y'all, wait a minute. What's that? What you got there? What you got there? I want to D.C. fighting a day. Get the fuck out of here. Go get that shit. Bring it up here.

Let's make it up here, please. Wow. Don't sludge it. Don't sludge it. Now you got it. Don't smudge it. Don't smudge it. Don't smudge it. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let them see you run that either. Okay, I got to explain. This is when I had a threesome and it was me, a dyke, and a regular girl. And the dyke was over there in the regular girl, coochie, and she was bent over.

And I was like, this is my chance. So I tried to stick my dick in and she was like, nah, chill out, bro. I was like, man, this bitch is tripping. You know, and then I was like, fuck it. So I started kissing on her back and she tried to do it again. She got over like, man, what on on? I said, bitch, you a girl. And we were, and she got mad and we were squaring up in the middle of a fucking. I'm like, bitch, be your assing her.

And you, go, y'all, y'all. And, y'all, man, what's up to you, bro? Shout out. J-Shon. Jay Sean, tag us on the Instagram, man. Shout out to Jay John. Bro. Hello, hold on.

I don't like how you made my body shape like a dot with a little tin right now. I ain't that big, man. It's a little tinny right now, man. Don't that look like a tint in from eye, bro. There's a shadow of your arm. Look, look at the ariola, though, man. Bro, that shit is some goddamn fucking. Hey.

It's been big, bro. This is really. I feel like my child just grew up. I got the blow in my ass. Is that not the funny is what the story is. Hey, man, y'all feet... Hey, thank you, bro. Keep giving us artwork, and then we get another.

We're gonna fuck around and that's a five-sown show. Art show. I got gay friends, too, so when they go see this, and say, oh my, look, bitch. Just be and you, man. Hey, you're going to ask you so much for me. Crazy part about it, I'm gonna be walking in the airport doesn't mind anything.

Yeah. It's Mark. What's your problem? Tidies and all, see the little kids there. It can't be mad. That's fine, that's my partner. It's art. Hey man.

They got Tidies out in the museum. This is what the world is comfortable to you. Y'all didn't have been in the museum when they got the fat white ladies, but white ladies just be fat, and they be sitting around the shit. This shit is amazing. bad ass you don't know what like that they're gonna be sitting over the lounges like this

and then we have it chunking and the motherfucker just sitting that you he's right yeah shit back he's trapping a bone right now come on a number okay i got to say he's though he's a eye man come on we got to say oh we we're out of here we're out of beat me at the spot don't say I'll love you come on Well, I, in conclusion, shout out to my man John Hill in this bitch. The John... John... John...

Oh, man. Hey, hey, hey. You got man alone before he cut off everybody Wi-Fi. John, hit me with some traveling to ask me that. Everybody's a fucking kid. John, hit me with some traveling music, man, so we can say our last good...

Play me some pepper, right? This shit is beautiful. Play me some pepper. Did you do this shit in 2012? I don't know. Why? No, he didn't even tell the story. We got all the Tid name, though, right?

They did it. She got the point of Tee for Tidding. Yes. I can't wait to put this shit on my long, bro. I got needs to know. Make sure you subscribe to our YouTube. Each and every Friday night, we got new episodes for you. This shit is due.

If you weren't a fan of an Indian Five South show and you are now, welcome. I got my head perfect. I'm like, it's just big, right? Make sure you stay tuned. We got season nine, Wilding out, premiere at the end of the money. Oh, thank you, you know what my name is. How about you got?

Oh, man, movies, TVs, commercials, all of the, this is in the work. Tell them about the Netflix. Hold the album, y' album, Clayton English, all the same. I bet you'll think that you're same. Hey, make sure you download Clay English album right now. all the same you don't know that funny as fuck you got it tell them it's funny as fuck no flex what you want to say to on black what you want to say to on black I'm in love with a picture

oh that's the one thing say I'm in love with a picture I'm in love with a teacher She's a deep girl And she's have my daughter And she's love and thank you to stand up Thank you to stand up alive letting us go to the crowd motherfuckin'

and doing some unconventional shit we could have easily just came and did a comedy show but we'd much rather come here and engage with the audience

and talk this podcast shit y'all all the neighbors I don't want to need and it's really I didn't fucking I ain't have phoenix every thought

you were brought by that I don't know I thought y'all was I thought y'all was just playing good mid-Brayed weed bro but I see it's floating there

We've got all right for people out here. And y'all are together, y'all, isn't it just like we do it? You know? How are you doing? How are you doing? Yeah. It's by himself. My name is Carlos Mello Smellon.

That man is D.C. Young Black. And this man right here is Salvador D.M. Thank you. And if you want to check out this particular show right here, check us out on YouTube this Friday. We take your pictures on stage, Japanese, and we appreciate y'all fucking with us. This is by our show.

Oh, thank you. I'm in a little bit of a picture. Yeah, I'm going to be in a lot. Come on, oh. Hey, I went to know and I'm in love in a picture. What are we at? Yeah. Where do we have?

Going up, I'm gonna stand. Where are we there? They pick out anything. You got a week. I'm gonna get calling for fuck you, you know? I'm gonna get calling for fuck you. Hey, but we appreciate y'all, though, everybody who came, we appreciate y'all, man.

We need a new job, there is no loss, you know what I'm saying? No, we appreciate y'all, when they're 50s to play. What did you call on still? We're in English. This is an ad-lap, so-so. Oh, what did you say, change? If you got a VIP ticket, you know, back you're over here,

to take your pictures. 85. Coming to the stage. You've seen a while now. Last comic standing. Who's got jokes? Give it up for Carlos Miller. Turn it off.

I apologize for my outfit. It's so fucking hot. I don't want to wear nothing. I was like, nigger, take these goddamn pants off. I can't believe you motherfuckers live here. It's so goddamn hot. It feels like somebody just got through fucking outside. Don't it like that hot ass after you fuck?

I'm like, man, get off me, shit. It feels like I'm cuddling with a fat bitch. Just stop. Anytime a motherfucker touch me, I get mad. Ah, shit. How do you sweating in the shower? This is some bullshit. Goddamn, 120.

It's so goddamn hot, nigga. They don't even put it on the nose. It would just say hot. Fuck the temperature. 100 and 20. Nigger, what's this and 20 shit about? Like 100 ain't a fucking nudge. And 20?

Get the fuck out. And 20? Y'all don't supposed to have all this goddamn heat. Some of this heat pose to went to New Mexico or something. Shout out to all the Hispanic people in this motherfucker. How y'all doing? Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

In Spanish. Translate my shit. I don't know what the fuck. the Hispanic people been up to I believe they got a bunch of money they've been at the airport heavy like a motherfucker not riding spirit either they be on delta I don't know if they had like a Mexican uh in-com tech season or something but y'all bawling out here I've seen it we got any single ladies here tonight about three that's it about three I'm gonna let y'all get together and figure out which one of y'all like me shit it ain't a damn thrill y'all one of y'all

bitch is fucking with your boy i know that that's just statistics shit three of y'all one of me somebody fucking with me shit look they're talking about it bitch i was here before you hell yeah how long you been single sweetheart how long is too long years what the fuck wrong with you no i understand you'd be single a couple months You may text the fuckin' back a few times, but years don't nobody believe in you, baby? You ain't got time for these fuck niggas. You be grinding. Okay, now if I ask you where you work and you say some bullshit,

everybody in the crowd going to fuck. You got two jobs. What you doing, though, at the grocery store and the elementary school, feeding these kids by any means necessary. I give you a salute. You thought I was going to talk shit. And it's your birthday?

Girl, you might fuck around get your pussy. Hey, two jobs. Birthday. This miss got everything going for herself. Somebody going to eat chib or see. All right, man. Y'all ready for some more. fly-ass shit talking before we get into this podcast shit.

All right. The next, my homeboy that I'm about to bring up here next, I know you know who I'm talking about because shit, if you got Instagram, you follow this snaker right here. This is one of the, this is one of the funniest dudes out right now. Not just doing comedy, it's just funny as fuck. No matter what he do. You see him on movies and TV shows,

wilding out and almost Christmas and the fucking hip-hop Hollywood Squares. It was just hosting the Chris. Brown tour, man got like 5 million followers on Instagram. He's a new daddy. He take care of all his holes. He's a good nigga. Oh, what? He's a magnificent nigga all around. I want everybody in here with two hands. And if you don't have two, take the one you got to hit your motherfucking chest. Welcome to the stage. My partner, D.C. Young Fly. Hey, hey, DJ, hey, let me tell y'all something, like, hey, why is it a hundred and 99,000 degrees outside, boy?

What you say? It's hot as hell. Nigga, I call 911, nigga, the polly pulled up. He said, what's wrong? Nigel, I need to get in your car. Fuck you're talking about. How is you saying, nigga, I feel sorry for somebody if they car break down. I knew you walked to the nearest Walgreen.

May I help you know? I'm in here for AC, bitch. Hell is you talking about? Why is it so hot up here? Why? I was just here Monaco. It was cold in hell. Like, y'all took the degrees from the other states and just add them together.

Why is it one? I look, look, I swore on everything on Google. It's 100. Monday, Tuesday. Wednesday, Thursday. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday is one-on-one. What's going on, man? Why is it so hot been out?

You can't even say a dope out here. It's too hot. You can't even sell no weed. You got an Uber Eats. Everything. Y'all got Uber Eats out here? White man, why y'all at that little bit of that table? Damn, y'all can't put no folks in a bigger table.

Y'all knees rubbing. I don't like that for y'all. Man, I ain't going to lie, man. I'm glad my boy be a car if you don't got off. I'm glad, man. I'm saying, though, man. That shit crazy, though, man. That shit happened 40 years ago.

Bitch, you're going to wait 40 years. The tail on him? I would have been here lawyer. I would have got the signed case. I would have did the same shit. I'm like, Your Honor! My client is 79.5. He's four years away from dying.

Listen. But I ain't even going to lie, though. But then before I was smoking weed, then before they say he was blind, before the case started, then they say he was blind. Soon they caught him off. mistrial. I didn't go walk straight up out of their business. I'm out of here. Get your can. Fuck that

can, bitch. Better come on for they change their mind. Hey, you talking about? Y'all motherfuckers a good cry. Y'all ready? We're going to turn up. We got a lot of shit going on. We got a lot of shit going on. Who the fuck calling me? Oh, no. Nah, bitch, I ain't got no weed. Yeah, you know, I'm still hustling. That MTV check ain't big enough. I'm gonna bring my partner out man he's been doing his thing man I'm tell you man y'all I've already seen Carlos he's a motherfucking fool you know what I'm saying and this one of one of the third partners of this motherfucker 85 South show I'll be ready can you see me nigger because I told you I want to do it long ain't you ready motherfucker y'all ready

make some nod for Craig Eglitz I told you Like, God damn, but let that shit pay. Cut it off. Follow directions, DJ. God damn, man. Trying to get his shine on this shit. God damn. What's up?

Phoenix, Arizona. What's good? We got to take Role. I got to see who all in here, because I got to see it look diverse. All my black people make some noise. Let's go. Let's do it.

Let's do it. All my Hispanic people, Latino people. You speak Spanish, you in the bill, and make some noise. Let's go. All right, goddamn it. Yeah, y'all represent.

My Mexican people too. Fuck Donald Trump. He ain't here. I'm gonna hear that shit. How are they gonna build a wall without y'all? Don't worry about that shit. Y'all, good. Where my white people?

That white people? All right, goddamn. We know, we know. You go to the black barbershop. We know you. We know him. He know all the verses to every Wu-Tang Clan song that ever came out. He knows.

Put triumph on. He'll run. rap the whole goddamn song. Let's see. Asian people? Who in here? Asian people? Yeah, that's right. Represent your shit. You ain't got to raise your hand. We ain't in class. It's all right. I have the answer. There's exactly one. It's me. And here's Heather with the weather. Well, it's beautiful out there, sunny and 75, almost a little chilly in the shade. Now, let's get a read on the inside of your car. It is hot. You've only been parked a short time.

and it's already 99 degrees in there. Let's not leave children in the back seat while running errands. It only takes a few minutes for their body temperatures to rise, and that could be fatal. Cars get hot, fast, and can be deadly. Never leave a child in a car.

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