The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live From The Jacksonville Arena W DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 217
Episode Date: January 6, 2020The coldest podcast returns to Duval to roast the dancing gay couple and the lady with the half a jacket! Dc handing out money left and right, Karlous is keeping it real and Chico is holding it down i...n the ignorant theatrics! This is the 85 South Show! Get ya tickets for upcoming shows here! https://www.85southshow.com/live FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This is the 85,000.
Yeah. Yeah.
New Ball.
We're a New Ball.
So where? We're a New Ball.
Where?
We're New Ball County.
What are we at?
Duval County.
What are we at?
Duval County.
What we're at?
And where we at, though.
Duval County.
And what we're at, though.
Newball County.
And what we had, though.
Digger, look at this shit right here.
Oh, shit.
We're about to turn it up.
We're about to turn it up.
Say, what I'm going to do you look at
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say what?
Say what?
We do not, do you guys,
We do loggard,
We do loggard,
We do loggard,
We're dula,
Duhla,
Duda, da da, da,
Roop de'na,
Duh,
come on,
Roof de Naa,
come on,
let's.
We dooba,
Duba,
Duba,
Duba,
we're Duba,
Duba,
Duba, Duba,
You're Jacksonville, we're Jacksonville, Jacksonville!
Oh, Duvall!
Yeah!
Yeah, we're a motherfucking Duvall.
Have a seat! Have a seat!
If you got some ass meet, have a seat.
Look at this shit right here.
Look at this.
Jacksonville, what the fuck is going on?
What fuck is going on?
Nah, no, no, I gotta let y'all know.
This the most tickets we didn't ever sold
on the 85 South show.
Y'all motherfuckers broke a record.
Yeah, Dubal County.
Yeah, they sold to show out.
They sold to show out.
Duvall, Duvall, Duval County.
Spin one.
Yeah, they sold to show out.
Yeah, they sold to show out.
Yeah, they sold to show out.
Yeah.
85 South buzzing.
Everybody in here, mama, daughter, sister.
I'm a daughter, sister, cousin.
Justinville, we in this bitch turning up.
Everybody up top, what's up?
I say, Jacksonville, that's where we at.
Where the football team is a kiddie cat.
When I fell for a minute, told you I would be back
because I had to come to Jacksonville.
The answer so fast.
Hey, the answer so fast.
You already it's the truth, y'all.
You already know what they go for with Drewball.
Hold on.
You know that we're the truth, y'all.
You already know a nigga fuck with
DuBah!
Dubour Count it
Dubour County
Newball County
I said
Dubeau Counted
All right
son
We in this motherfucker
Hey hey
Hey yeah
It said
Hey
Hey yeah
Hey yeah
Yeah
Say yeah
Yeah
Hey
Hey
Jacksonville
mother this think a boy head big than a motherfucker
than a motherfucker
bro doing your name make a picture nigger yeah you know we on swing i say
jacksonville yeah we in this bitch left to the right yeah we turned up in this
bitch hey look at all these fucking people in this whole
jacks and feel let's go
have a seat y'all can have a seat we got you
don't worry about nothing y'all motherfuckers came out and
So, out!
Man, we love you.
Man, we love.
This what happened with black people, so black people.
Wow, damn.
Tities in the big screen.
Look at the tithies on her.
Oh, we got tithes in the building.
Everybody in the bill.
We got teeth heads in the field in.
My double D, double D
D in the building
Yeah
I got the 10th
Excuse me, ma'am
What size are those?
Huh?
She don't even know what you like?
Yeah, I don't know.
How big are they?
Triple D's.
Triple D.
She and she bought her brazened
Auto Zone.
It's a big brown box.
Hold up, she ain't the only one.
There's another set right there.
Oh, damn.
What size of those, ma'am?
Big chocolate tities.
What size of those, man?
Triple D.
God, damn.
I think I figured it out.
I know why the teeth is so big now.
Her name, Limelan.
Her name, limelan.
Her name is me, motherfucking watermelon.
That's what her tithies look like.
Girl, how big your damn tin is?
How big your damn tini?
Shito, I figured it out.
What?
I know why the teeth is so big down here.
Why?
They're close to the ocean water.
That's salt water, the truth too.
Yep.
That shit get rid of all the sickness.
What's up, man?
Y'all got that brown water, boy.
You dive in that water you want to.
Ha!
Ha!
Damn, yeah, look at this shit, nigger.
Ha!
Ha!
Look at this.
Let me see.
Look what happened when black people support each other.
Look at this shit.
Boy, look at God, look at God!
Y'all got us spent a life, L-SG in this motherfucker.
My body all over your body, babe.
Got the white people out.
They nervous?
That's right.
That's what you get into the 85 South Show.
All niggins in the front row white people in the back.
white people in the back like wait a minute i see you i'm not using this
look at ma'am what the rest of your jacket in this bitch is a half delta she got a
a hat a coat on what the fuck this is a half delta i mean i was gonna be a delta but i changed my
mind you look dumb as hell she got a half a jacket it's been like a fortune cookie like she went
She went to go get the dragon and was like, how much is it?
Two hundred, bitch, give me a half of it.
I got a hundred dollars.
I think that shit work.
Give me a long t-shirt in the top.
Song!
So what's what to say?
Stupid.
I'm gonna say, fuck you into him, okay?
God, dang.
That pussy, Harry here.
Any cougar that was leather, that pussy.
Harry?
I know that pussy, gotta be good.
You wear a half a jacket.
You see, that pussy had looked like she just took some braids down.
The bitch looked like a half-yel.
Boy, that jacket, dumb as hell.
She had it buttoned up all around her neck.
Yeah, she got that bitch glipped up like it's a whole coat.
They ain't gonna notice if I turn the collar.
I know what she got that outfit from.
She go, C-I-T-I, C-I-T-A-C-I, C-I-T-T-A, C-A-T-T-T-A.
C-A-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-A.
See?
Hey man, then check it took me out.
That fish went grocery shopping right out.
She came about to see the trees, yep.
Give me some of these Hawaiian friends, right.
And she don't give a fuck, even.
She said that like, yeah, man, what, bitch?
Oh my goodness.
Whatever she do, she's a supervisor on a supervisor wrist like that.
Ma'am, you can relax.
You can take your coat off.
I can do what I want.
It already is off.
And what them old people say, rest your jacket, baby.
It already is on.
She took that bitch off already.
The bottom half.
But you look at her out because you don't know what the weather is outside.
Nick is a cold hop.
This one see that come over with regulation ain't got those.
Chico, this nigga right here got all these gold chains on.
What do you do?
Nigger you, you sitting up in this bitch like, sucker stepping to me.
They want to get something.
What's you do, O.G?
You work for myself.
You work for myself.
You know that nigga, dude.
That nigga's got an overgoal from, I'm going to get you sucker.
What's going on with him?
He died from overgold.
God, man.
He's dressed like the candy bands.
You know that nigga.
The only one in his job making some money.
He's stealing like a motherfucker.
Say my name three times tonight up here.
I ain't fucking with y'all two niggins sit beside each other
y'all look like the Jacksonville thing is that shoot up everything
yeah I know that nigga got he probably got three initials in front of his name
fuck that shit Lil Tommy or something I don't know that thing FTS little Tommy
that man got gold to them out stand on those two handsies teeth man too hatter
He still got a burst.
New Wall County, y'all niggas don't play.
Y'I've been threatening us on Twitter all day.
You motherfuckers better be funny or else, Nickle.
I'm like, or else, what?
This Jacksonville, you don't want to know what the or else is.
Jacksonville, niggins is heartless.
They'll shoot your grandma house up on a Sunday morning.
Yeah, I know that bitch, get ready for church.
PAP, p, p, p, pah, pah.
Yeah, I shoot back.
Fuck your grandma.
Back, pack, pack.
You're mad if you won't show you up to, right?
She said that's the slogan, we bang them where we hang on.
Bain no bitch he did, bain that shit, bach, bach, bach.
D.C., you want me to tell you why I believe her?
Why?
Because her mustache lined up just like mine.
She a gangster!
That more good.
That more good.
Oh, that boy good.
She got the, she got that little bus there.
Ain't it lined up, you know she's serious.
Let me see.
Time out.
Hey, white man, who the fuck you recorded for?
That ain't our camera.
That thing got the old goddamn football team camera.
What did you record for with the Panasonic, white man?
Who is this for?
Hey, I love her shirt.
Y'all saw her shirt.
Y'all saw her shirt.
She got the freshest shirt with us on that bitch.
I see and see.
Look, get up, girl.
I went to the discount mall
and that spray painted that shit.
Oh, look at that, boy, that shit is.
That shit looked good, but that ain't me, I'll tell you that.
Yeah, D.C., it looked like you got a clasp on that mama.
Hey, the shirt fresh, the shirt fresh, but it looks like we died in a car wreck.
Hey, chica, hey, Carlos, you got you looking like a dolphin on that mubble, man.
Hey, Auntie, hey, that shit fresh.
Now, that shit looks good, dude.
You seen nothing on Landau and you came with the outfit man we love y'all, man y'all.
Y'all especially, man.
I fuck with you, Missile.
You got a whole 85 outfit.
Excuse me, ma'am.
What kind of cat is that you have on?
She got a two type of cheetah prints.
She got a cheetah and a jaguar.
This bitch.
What type one?
This bitch is a cheetah war.
Ah!
D.C.
She got...
She a lion and a...
Tiger
This is a Chi-Haw!
Shout out to my folks on this side.
We ain't forgot about y'all over here.
The whole side over here.
Hold on everybody up.
Look at the people at the top and the little BIP bar
but they stupid ass.
Yep, y'all have wasted your money up there, nigga.
We don't see you, sir.
We ain't playing no basketball, y'all niggas.
There ain't no need for you to be standing up.
You might as well sit down, nigger.
You can see everything.
Everything from my death on brother.
I think it's far in hell at a company till.
Like what the fuck?
Like I just want to see what she felt to do.
She's about to say,
Ra, right.
Boy.
That's a real cougar right there.
She thought that shit went together
until she got in here under them lights.
She can't stop.
She didn't realize they were too different.
Oh, these bitches playing the fake mom.
Let me go.
I'm telling it.
I know what she got that outfit, bro.
C-I-C-R-C-R-A-C-R-E-R-E-R-E.
Hey, my nigga, what the fuck is that you drinking out of?
My name?
Who it is?
What is that?
That thing is drinking out of it.
Look, white man, who are you recording this shit for, dog?
Like, you gotta let us know who you work for.
You can't, this is a black event.
This is for us.
You can't just be in here recording for.
Man, leave him alone before he turn around and tell you who he really worked for.
Listen, asshole, I work for the venue.
All right, you kick right in his face.
Shut the fuck up.
You're some evil niggins.
Well, in Jacksonville, got the best outfits
I ever seen at the show.
Shout out to the white lady right here.
Thank you for being a friend.
Travel out and road it back again.
Your heart is true.
You're a friend and a confidant.
See you through a party
Look at that here
And fight every one you do
What wrong for the fuck?
And it would be the friend
If you're just a beat
And the sign of that would take
Thank you for being a friend
Ha ha ha
What wrong with you?
That nigga flat chase the white lady
She had that golden girl's wig for real.
That was her natural hair.
A white lady with an afro.
Only in Jacksonville.
For real.
Hold up, I said it wrong.
It ain't even Jacksonville.
It's Jacksonville.
Jacksonville.
That nigga that scam, you're the scales.
Stole no seats!
Oh, scam in there, Nick.
Hey, man, I had to go make him bro.
It's straight.
That nigga had one foot.
He was like, boy, I saw.
Hey, DZ, the nigger was a guy.
The nigger with the gold chain that got kicked out.
What happened with the gold chain?
They found out that the credit card was fake and they made it move.
What happened, gold chain?
The nigger been still in them seats.
Damn, now you're looking dumb.
You've been using them fake credit cards too long.
And they're the coached you, sir.
Hey, big man that was standing up up top.
You're about to have a nigga come sit with you.
That's where he's supposed to be at.
What happened, gold chain?
You got drunk set on the wrong side.
Shout out to the lady right there with the yellow hair
Yeah
That nigga said cut that shit out
Nicka fuck damn, bro. Don't you like you better not talk about my baby
I know right this shit
You know why he don't want you to say anything about it
Well here he'll like fuck that I bought that weed
That's me
He'll want you to say that about it because they fell out about the hell already
They already got to fit no way that's too bad shit
I'm gonna wear my shirt
I'm gonna wear my shit.
Don't wear that stupid ass.
I'm gonna wear my shit.
And when people feed me, they're gonna slow that.
Hey y'all, y'all see the nigga.
He didn't put his hood on like, fuck this shit, man.
I said something that nigga went, man.
Hey, bro, cut that shit, boy.
That's so stupid.
Oh, that's how you know Jacksonville gangsters.
I started talking to the nigga over there.
The two Lord niggins got uncovered, man.
I want that nigga here, man.
I don't know that nigga like that.
like that.
It don't matter, shit.
Listen, y'all got to understand.
Oh, niggie, I see you in here with the goddamn tank top on.
What the fucking's wrong with you?
Boy, you look stupid and shit.
That tank top loose in the motherfucker.
They look like, too.
Biggin' about the nigga, probably a male stripper.
Probably going to do the mail review.
That's the thing, Jacksonville.
Y'all got to understand.
We don't talk about people because we talk about ourselves more than anybody.
We all got shit that.
We can just talk about that backstage.
Embrace your flaws.
Embrace it.
I'm gonna fuck somebody gonna say about you that's wrong with you embrace that shit.
Look at my head, nigger.
So we do.
I don't give a fuck.
Nigger made a picture of me looking like MegaMind.
I posted the shit because it was funny.
Right.
I do.
I do.
I'm telling my fuck quick, yeah.
I fuck fair.
Show do.
But I promise you, I'm gonna fuck the shit.
I ya.
I swear on everything.
You're the best two things in life.
You're gonna do everything in two minutes.
Both tennis.
Eat the Coochin for eight seconds.
And that makes it a unique experience when you're doing that fast.
Oh yeah, you got to do all this shit like eat, booed and pussy.
And the shit like that.
Where you go?
Ben, Beno.
It's for me.
I'm too high to stand on this shit.
I'll be in fucking around the field.
Hey, boy, that shit do got wheels on it.
Uh-huh.
Cafeteria, refrigerator is they to put right here.
This shit.
I don't leave that shit.
He got,
Okay.
You don't have to play some with some white people.
What are going on?
Look, we had to beat in order.
What's that?
Look, the white dude texting, he didn't come for the show.
He undercover.
He's a detective.
This place, Eagle has landed.
Right.
You look, police is here.
Right.
Ain't no way you and her sitting up late at night,
snort coke listening to office.
Oh, man, we're about to watch the Jacksonville show.
Come hit there.
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I know you're winning.
You got the white lady that managed the pottery barn in this Montgomery.
I know.
What do you do for a living, G?
He said, watch you guys.
That's all I do.
Who the fuck is paying him to watch us?
That's exactly the shit I'm talking about.
You know I always have to like people what they do in our shows.
What's up, nigga?
Oh shit.
What happened, bro?
Oh, oh, oh, shit your stupid and pie, nika.
You ain't even doing the loose leg, yeah?
Look what I did, I'd create a lot of loose lead.
Look at this nigga.
Right.
Loose man, he got a white man.
Oh, no, he's good.
No, he good.
What's your doing white dude?
He's like, he died.
They're like y'all fucking, what's going on?
They are fucking.
They are fucking.
You don't see the white dude?
Stop, you're embarrassing.
That's your boyfriend?
I don't get no fuck.
What the fuck is wrong?
What y'all is in this, man?
Was that a gay dance battle challenge?
I don't want no parts of that.
What's up with you, Jacksonville?
We're about to do it and keep in real.
What do you know?
We're at the show.
I'm about to show you how it goes.
Yeah, gay, dance battle.
Yeah, gay, dance battle.
Oh, damn.
What you do?
What do you do?
What are you do?
Shake it.
Oh, go with the hands.
Battle, what's not battling that nigga?
What the fuck?
Boy, they are on that shit.
Interracial couple in here,
be playing with each other's dick.
Stop!
Stop!
Look, look what they're doing, bro.
What the fuck is wrong?
y'all. These niggas are a couple and they want to have a dance battle.
Man, if y'all don't sit y'all digging the boot ass down somewhere.
What the fuck? Then he came and grabbed the niggins like he's mine.
I was trying to take that, nigga. What the fuck?
All the old black niggas like, man, I don't know what the fuck.
I didn't came too, my nigga.
Like people are.
Make a man, I come up here with that nut-ass shit.
I want to go on something goddamn way. I ain't come in for that shit.
Y'all ain't trust, you see?
Y'all niggins always trying to shit, hey.
All this pussy and Jackson, we're...
This ain't the time.
God damn right.
Auntie said, you better believe this, you know.
She better quit talking to me before I fucked them boots off her ass.
Oh, Auntie, they'll pop the legs.
She got the boots on that sponge bob with cooking burgers things.
Then auntie got that little pouch over the pussy, that coochie hoodie.
I know it's good.
For all the ladies that got that pounce, that's what we call it the coochie hoodie.
You know what I call it?
What?
call it the pussy pavilion what's it for billion like yeah keep the rain off the
country when it rained keep the pussy dry yeah keep the pussy dry what the single
lady's at tonight you know man single lady that's fucking for two minutes where yeah
see how many less it was I was just gonna tell you you're gonna have to be single
to January too close to Christmas start fucking with you you ain't doing nothing
you ain't doing shit with taxi
We y'all always echo like, man, y'all ain't buying your d'n shit.
What a, what a real boss business that's buying their niggas and shit?
Where you at?
Ain't talking about something.
Don't talk about some things, bitch.
Hold on, D.C.
Miss lady right here, you made a lot of noise.
What's the last thing you bought your nigger?
You paid his rent.
Bitch, come here.
I got to hear you on her.
Go get her.
Go get her.
Bring her to the front.
She's talking about I paid him.
Hey, boy, move.
Niggum, move.
Sit y'all have y'all time y'all stop that stupid ass shit
You just got paid you pay the rent
You pay him hey DC
Hold on we got a real story
You gotta ask where the nigger live at though
She said
Jacksonville got some hoods
The rent 290 nigga
It don't matter bitch you paid it
It don't matter you paid it
Ask how much you were DC
It don't matter the bitch paid
it.
It's no matter.
She said her nigger lost her job and she motherfucking paid the rent.
Now, everybody do want to know.
But she probably leaving not the part that she lived there too.
How much, how much is the rent?
She, I'm 50, bitch, give me.
Why?
I want you to sit your ass out, man.
D.C.
What you about to do?
About to get her money, man.
Okay, real nigga there.
No, back up.
I got this back.
Even the game.
You're gonna pay rent.
Okay, you're gonna pay a rent.
Alright, you're that dead to real niggins shit.
What?
Get your abs up!
Stop getting on your fucking knees.
A real niggas in front of you.
B.C.
Stop getting on your knees.
That's what he do.
Look, he's about to be a real nigga and pay your rent back.
Yo, cash out.
Be a real nigga, stop playing.
Yeah, yeah, do that shit.
You don't have, you're gonna do it.
Now you gotta do it.
Hey, don't get mad, bro.
Don't get mad.
Do that shit.
Yeah.
Do that shit.
We got to do the cash up.
He's about to give her the money back to room.
Yeah, he's about to get the money back.
Ben's lady, if he would get her to rent money back, I know somebody by you a jacket.
You got that, what you got?
PayPal.
Got PayPal?
Can somebody buy her a jack?
You don't have to buy Jacket.
You don't have to buy Jacket.
You just got about the rest of that one.
It's on there way.
He said he got cash out.
He got Facebook.
Oh, okay.
Facebook.
worry about it.
Well, that nigga line, though.
At least he's trying.
You know that shit good when even the gay dudes jumped up like, bitch, pay mine.
What sort of gang shit, you beat?
Fuck you mean.
But that's the thing.
Ladies, if you pay your man rent, how many y'all just not say that in the argument the next time y'all get into one of them?
So if you pay a nigger rent, y'all get into it.
You ain't gonna bring up the fact that you paid this nigger rent.
I don't believe you.
I definitely don't believe you.
See, that's why men don't like women doing shit.
Because whatever it is that they do, they act like they save your fucking life.
You can send it to the store for some simple shit.
Like, babe, my eye is it.
Get brain back some eyedrops.
Next time she get mad.
And you're going to do a bitch like me like that?
If I saved your fucking life, who else gonna bring a nigga eyedroats, whole itchy-ass
nigger?
That's what I'm fucking with, a nigga who got itchy dry eyes.
That's what I'm saying.
And if she paid your rent, you know you're gonna hit that fella.
Bitch, get out.
where?
Get out of where?
This is my shit. This is my
motherfucking house, nigga.
If I don't recall, um,
7.50.
That's why they ain't
no shit, fellas. You ain't gonna be able to tolerate that shit.
She'll go hit him with a whole other line. You mean
get out of our shit?
We must be leaving.
When you got your own shit, you can do what you want to do.
Yeah, you did? She got a
bye-by-your-dook. What I'm saying?
Where was you? Bitch. I was up.
my eyes.
I don't know what she did.
I'm just saying, I care about you.
I just want to make you say it.
Man, do y'all realize the first time we came
to do Jacksonville, we was in a comedy club?
Man, we in the motherfucking, a greener, nigger.
They still use this.
She's got to play that in a little boot right now.
They don't really be used something.
They're doing us.
some favor. It just looked like we're in some nice shit.
Y'all don't know if you're coming in here for shit.
Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
Yeah, this is, this is what like the millennium tour would come,
nigger. This is, the millennium
tour going to be in this bit. This is when you come.
This when you come see the new edition reunion
in this month of all. We on our way, though,
got down.
This shit.
I'm going to.
Jacksonville Giants play here.
The Jacksonville.
The Jacksonville Giants.
We fucking, oh, they're like the Hall of Gros and Trottos and shit.
Yeah, I know.
They're going to be traveling.
White and blue ball.
Basketball, that's the Jacksonville Giants.
Wow.
Look at O.J.
He ain't know who the fuck was gonna be here tonight.
He just came anyway.
What's shit?
I want to go to the concert, too.
This is crazy.
Man, I feel bad.
That nigga ain't pay your rent.
Come here, babe.
I'm a real nigga.
Let me step in and step up, you, dude.
Come here.
Come here.
You're so nice.
My shirt, say, big bitch.
Show is, bitch.
You think I needed a shirt to tell me that?
What's okay, is that?
Big girl, breaking all of the rules.
Dick girl, can't your rent for you?
Big girl, breaking all of the rules,
but she ain't thicker than the soul on her shoes.
Say, big girl, breaking all of the rules.
Big girl, pay your rents.
Bitch, you gotta stop moving.
Big girl, breaking all of the boots.
Because she ain't taken into a script club.
I said, slow.
Hey, that's what this.
I'm gonna say you have.
You better take it.
You better take it.
You better take it.
You're on the other half, then.
Stop, stop.
I wouldn't give her shit.
Now look you to touch this nigga dick on camera.
I wouldn't.
All she gonna do is use the money to pay a niggurit.
I wouldn't get her shit.
Oh, boxed ass.
What else?
Well, you playing that puts it wet?
Hell yeah, it is.
Yeah, it is.
To send up on her, all that ass just can't wait.
Yeah, but that ass still shaped like a UPS package.
Yeah, it's a great package on the inside.
Right.
See, all that and all the five, that pussy.
That big girl, but you don't get an extra wet, boy.
I'm just talking shit.
I hope ladies know, you ain't no such thing as bad built.
We like bad built business too.
Shout out to all the bad built women.
Don't you love old bad built?
Oh, like a bad built, but you know, they got to be like cute, man.
When she had them knees that be like this.
Oh, that's right.
Look, his girl stood up.
I'm bad bill.
Yeah.
Your girl is one of the Jacksonville Giants.
You're not bad, baby.
You're not bad, man.
You're fucking one of the Jacksonville Giants.
She is big.
Ah, he's stupid.
You're not bad Bill, baby.
Hey, when she stood up, it was about 10 women in here, like, oh yeah, it's hope for me.
It's hope for me.
It's hope for me.
Where you're like a real bad bit when they had a knee that be like this touching the other knee?
Well, that's that wit, that's that wet, that.
me touching that other thing making it's a I don't know what it does that's what that is
this is a warrens no let me get the fuck off this you saw this move you saw this let me get
off this shit bad built is unique though because ladies ain't it's you god don't build y'all
the same like usually if you got the big ass tithies your ass little and if you got the big
ass your tithes little and if you got the big ass and the big tities your breath stink
there's some shit like that it'd be crazy extra extra read all about it we got today's newspaper
That's that mosquito right there.
You're looking real good.
She said, man, how bad to me?
Bitch, you came here looking on the phone coat.
Put that motherfucker on.
Like, I hope they don't bother me.
You got words.
Oh, your dress.
You did come in with a lot of information.
Oh, lot.
Everybody trying to see what this one.
That shit said.
My nigger ain't getting looking like Rod Wade.
What's up with you, nigg?
Yeah, but he said, what's up, man, that's you.
He's a little big girl.
He ain't no real fat nigger.
He don't even got no towel.
I don't check no big niggins got a towel year-round.
Hot, cold, whatever.
I don't trust.
No bit nigga with a towel.
I don't know.
He wipe his ass.
Go straight to his face.
Got that out there.
Put him over right on this shoulder.
Pah!
Shut out to everybody at the top, in the back, all way up there.
I'm talking about in the top.
In the back, back, got their old baths for what?
Y'all fucking a bell.
When she yell out, they ain't heard shit, fucking scream.
Ooh.
Stop, don't do what they need.
That's a bitch in the parking lot right now.
Shout out to all the ladies, man.
That's up thick to the lacefront, come on.
That nigga right there says, ooh, yes.
A little, they gotta take it off the hot one.
Bro, I had some heads so good the other day my dick restarted like an iPhone.
Dude.
She rebooted you?
Man, she rebooted my whole shit.
What a lady's in here that give, they know they get that bomb head.
It ain't but 70 y'all.
You got a mustache.
I know you some dick, great.
Great, great.
And I had a big, so I think it sounds like a rock while a drinking water.
Oh, that you know that young, young man, young man, you like that.
I think a crazy.
I think it sounds like a ticket machine, no chicken cheese.
Hey, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, young man.
This shit ain't the hell I need your ticket, buddy.
One, she gonna hit you with that.
And side to the motherfucker who gives that real head.
I'm talking about knowing you busted that, and that dick dead,
y'all don't need care.
Just fucking that dead, got me one of them.
Bro, a girl didn't me like that one time.
I swear to God, she sucked both of my shoulders loose.
No.
Son of you.
You know, when they give me that real head, that gawk, that slob, that slobh, that slobby.
Boy, that shit make you sound like a whole bitch when you like...
Hmm, ha.
Oh, it's...
Oh.
Oh.
Shout out to the minute that I know how to do them tricks.
I'm talking about that spit.
I don't know.
How you doing?
You know it.
Yeah.
Do that shit again.
If you do it with a lot of spits, you can't suck my dick.
That's what they do.
You can't suck my dick in the morning.
You got to brush your teeth first.
I don't want no goddamn morning slob.
They like to keep sucking after you.
Now I'm in the band from brushing my dick with toothpaste.
Like, you know what?
You better get your fuck when I get gingeritis on your shit.
Women love us to keep sucking after it.
They didn't have you bustling that and sound like a little bitch.
like a little bitch.
Yeah.
She'd be like, stop, stop.
She just hit you, lay down, little nigger, stop.
I'm going to tell you right now, later.
That's the most disrespectful shit ever.
Don't ever call me a little nigger why you suck.
That's he said, she said, that's when you become my bitch.
That's true.
As fellas, you know, you mean, when you be nothing,
she keeps sucking, you're trying to get her up off and your legs get the moving.
Come on, baby, shit, stop, ah, stop, get off.
She's like, nope, stop moving.
Stop moving.
That's fucked up.
We appreciate it.
It might get back up and it might don't so.
Do your name.
You know who I want to here from?
The lady with a little jacket.
That lady with the little jacket.
Because she'll come to the bed,
buttoned it with just that little jacket and the boots on.
Tidens is out.
What the fucked up?
She only gonna suck it for half the time, nigger.
Look, this has a tini look, chick on.
She's gonna suck your dizz.
She's gonna suck your dick.
for half the time and come up like look you by the rest of my coach you get the rest
of his head
and ladies I'm gonna tell you something right now if we fuck at like time and I get up and
take a shower and you don't don't look at the morning that we're about to fuck
uh-uh your cooch-stay boom
that I bitch that I'm gonna eat the snack bitch boom
oh no it's coochic crumbs you don't like that pussy from last night
I mean I do but I be on to eat the pussy on to go down there
look like the bitch got cornflicts on that shit oh yeah hey fellas you know what that's like
dc that's like when you wake up and you just eat your wage from the strip club for last night
you know they warm love oh hey see you said something about them coochie crumbs some coochie
from real fellas you ever had to sweep the bed all about people and shh god damn
look like a nigga was eating the chips in this small fuck that shit
ah i don't found the bitch with chips in her pussy i'm out the game nigger
I'm telling everybody at the barbershop, I found my wife.
Hey, that pussy is magical.
You have the fucking around got some of their cooja juice on your t-shirt?
Oh, yeah, that don't come out.
That shit, you got to throw that shirt in a way.
You might look on to put that on the drill.
Yeah, it's over with it for this shirt.
Got a barbecue in that motherfucker.
What that is?
Barbecue sauce.
Nah, fellas, every nigga here that got some pussy with the clothes on,
put the dick through the zipple,
and then got that coochie on the goddamn pants in the shirt.
And you don't know until you get somewhere.
Would you drop the Krispy cream on yourself?
Nah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I just, uh...
See, I can't...
I can't...
I can't do that shit.
Man, that...
I got too much to do all that.
Pull it through this.
I got to drop these bitches.
You can't fuck through the zipper?
I can't do that.
No, I'm not...
Nick, I said through the dick hole up the boxers.
I thought you were saying through the zipper,
I can't put that motherfucker up.
I might have said, do the zippo.
I might have said, do the zippo.
Don't fuck through the zippo.
Nah, you can't fuck through the zippo.
You can't fuck through the zipper.
You'll chase your dick.
Freddy Krueber to have been beating me shit.
I gotta drive me, bitch.
I need to have both my legs.
Because even when I'm back to death,
I know how to do like 18 most strokes.
You can't get all the way naked fucking bitches every time.
Sometimes the neighborhood too dangerous.
Especially if you ain't at home.
Yeah, the neighborhood too dangerous.
Don't ever get but negative if you ain't at your house.
Right.
Shout out to all the ladies and they gave a niggas and just pulled one parents leg off.
That's, look it, like auntie.
That's how y'all used to fuck in the 80s.
She probably left their boot on too. She had on one boot, one pants leg.
Bands to the side. Pannies to the side. That's what the dude. That's an honor.
She's an old cuckold. She made canvas burning in her house.
She'll give you some buzzer, but you got to eat your best of this first.
Ah! Which kind of house? Eat that food.
Scream meat.
She old made screamings and corn.
Who had hit down with their Christmas shopping?
Christmas shopping.
Who ain't started yet?
Who's thinking about not going?
Who am I going?
Hold on, we left some people out.
Who petty is fucking ain't mine, nobody done?
Because you ain't get shit last year.
You won't do it all that shop.
I got everybody some good shit.
You ain't get nothing.
I got you motherfuckers next year.
That's being a black father.
Being a black man, you won't never get shit on holidays, man.
You get goofy shit.
Here daddy, he's going to paint I made in school.
And you got act like that's the greatest shit.
I'm like, oh, thank you, baby.
Oh, look at that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
When you said Christmas gifts, he grabbed.
I guess he got that white girl for Christmas.
Time out, bro.
Time out.
Listen, Auntie just said that she's not supposed to be here.
to be here. Why? And her nigger just, she said she told her niggins she was going to work.
And the niggins text, like, I'm about to come through the job.
He just, oh!
Hey, call that nigga on FaceTime.
I bet you won't FaceTime the nigga.
FaceTime the nix like to tell the nigger.
They go crazy, you're about to drive himself crazy.
What's he at? What's he at? Oh, oh, boy.
Call that nigga is.
Don't call that nigga, man.
Her heartbeat.
Her heartbeat.
Hey, the booked up on, Chico, is he probably in here, too.
in here too.
Niggas sitting in the back, I'm about to come through the job.
What you're doing?
Let me text with my auntie.
I'm here.
My auntie's told, because she don't like that, niggins.
You think y'all gonna break up after this?
Yeah.
So look, if y'all gonna break up anyway,
you should just break up with him on camera so he can watch it,
and he'll know that it was not really old.
Right, and he's gonna be live.
Look at all the real niggas, like, bro.
You gotta have proof that you,
that you didn't have a good time.
You need to add about here.
He's gonna go crazy.
Motherfuggers is out here risking the whole relationship to have a good time.
Can you imagine being with a motherfucker you got a lot too to go have fun?
You got to fuck milk.
Everybody's going to pull up, bitch.
She said, it's not like this.
It's not like this.
He's going to go to your job, bitch.
He is crazy.
What time is it?
What do you work in?
It may not be no one nighttime.
840.
Where you work at?
Pop-bye.
Shit.
In that case, the niggas that might be holy, got there.
They closed in nine, though.
He only got 20 minutes.
Hey, but no, some real shit.
I always, I felt like she worked.
No, they closed at 10.
Where you were?
I got my auntie with it, man.
I felt like she worked at so kind of chicken place, though.
I don't know what.
A bit got to get a sandwich.
Hey, Jacksonville, the only city I buy seafood out of the nigger Trump in.
You are by seafood out of the nigga Trump in.
The nigga around selling seafood out of the cat.
seafood out the cat-dam truck with ice in it.
That ain't gonna be a drink,
like you,
like you,
what he gonna be sitting outside that job?
All goddamn night with that one black and mild, boy.
Okay, what are you pa-ah, boy?
What are you gonna have one,
we're gonna have one wine, black and bowers,
some sunflower seat.
I was asleep.
Man that's what you do.
Look, this is what you do.
Just get Auntie to drop you off from the back of your job and walk around the corner,
be like, oh my God, we closed so late tonight.
Oh.
I'm going to tell you the safest thing to do.
Just say we turn up until you get shit.
It's a lot of life.
He didn't even add.
He mad you went without him.
Oh, yeah.
Is he?
He'll fern, too, so he got to watch this shit.
He's going to find too, so he got to watch this shit.
Don't see her in the front like, bitch, oh, you right now.
Not only did she come, she got the best seat in the house, name.
In the front?
That nigger ain't gonna believe she bought them tickets.
Bitch, who you fucking bought you this motherfucking ticket, whole?
No, I see.
Ticket, two hundred fucking dollars, bitch.
You ain't got no fucking money.
Who bought you them tickets, whole?
I kill you, bitch.
That ain't that boy.
Nugger, fellas, we gotta admit.
When our fellas get hurt, boy,
nigger get mean in the motherfucking.
This is the fuck.
We say what the fuck we want, so we know we got that.
We got that bowing this.
Hey, you ever seen the niggins so mad that his girl, he arguing with her, but he's saying shit back to himself too.
What's the man?
You know that nigger, man, when he's the man, me fuck-in'hawk got me fucked up.
Hey, hey, boy, hey, I almost did it, I almost did it, I almost did it.
Don't do it, bro.
Don't do it, bro.
Don't do it, bro.
Don't do it, bro.
Hey, fellas, you ever been with your home boy when he's mad like that?
You're trying to calm him down?
and then as he started telling you the shit she did,
you get mad with him, like, bro, chill,
bro, what the fuck wrong with you, my nigga?
What happened?
No, they fuck that bitch, man.
What happened, bro?
No, man, this big got me fucked up,
bro, I'm gonna do that shit, too.
What happened, my name?
Ooh, eh, eh, right?
So it's my little boy birthday.
Uh-huh.
You hear me?
Yeah. You hear me.
You know what I'm gonna.
You know what I'm?
You know what I'm.
We got a problem, sir?
What happened, boy?
Okay, we got a problem, bro.
What happened, bro?
So it's my little boy at birthday, right?
Uh-huh.
I pulled up, dropped the gift farm, and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Who you're talking about your oldest time, on your auntie towel?
My little, little boy.
Oh, man, little boy.
Okay, Ben.
Yeah.
So I whip up in the yard, skirk.
Uh-huh.
Man, Nick Pussetho sitting on the porch with the nigger, man.
What?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Well, we know, ho-ha-ha-ha-nick, but let push you up.
I'm already.
Bro.
What nigger, bro?
Man, you know the only reason I ain't say nothing, boy.
Why?
Boy, the only reason I ain't say nothing.
Won't have my fire on me.
You ain't had your fire on you, nigger.
Boy, you tripping, bro.
You're going to always keep that thing on you, nigger.
No fuck wrong with me, bro.
What nigger was it?
What nigger?
Who was the nigger, bro?
Who was the nigger, bro?
Who was the nigger, bro?
Man, I don't know the nigger, bro.
Man, I don't know the nigger name, bro,
but you know.
That niggas, that old flecks in there and nigger, that niggins, they had all them gold chains.
The nigger with the gold tamed, bruh.
Bro, let go, bro.
Let go, bro.
Let go, bro.
Let go, bro.
Let go, bro.
We're on our way back over that big, bro.
Oh, you're driving.
My bad, nigger.
My man, I'm tripping, bro.
Yeah, you're tripped.
You tripped.
Kill this, me.
What we go on, me, doll.
Hold on me, though.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going to go to papile right quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My girl weren't there, brus.
work tonight.
So what in the head, what the head ain't?
What you folks say, yeah, big dog?
Man, you're going to be.
Something like Papa has been.
Yeah, I already don't start.
I ain't already.
Hey, bro, was your girl that at work?
Huh?
The girls didn't work when you were in there?
I don't think I see.
She always be at the second drive-thru-all.
Yeah, bro.
You know that.
You want to go pull back around?
Yeah, pull it around.
You got it on this side.
You say, bro.
So on that, bro.
There you go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eh.
Nah, I don't want no motherfucking chicken.
Ted Kishi comes to the motherfucker microphone.
What?
She in the bad, though.
Alright, I'll be right back.
Sit on a little.
Hey, what's up y'all in that bed, daw?
What bad from that?
That one right there?
Ah, that bitch.
There ain't nobody in that bed.
But ain't nobody in this motherfucking bad, though, huh?
I keep walking back to the floor.
And fuck, bro.
Hey.
Straight.
Where ain't nobody in that motherfucker bad doing, bro.
They said she was in that bed, bro.
What's he trying to do?
Let's take all the chicken sandwiches out this bitch, nigga.
Hey, come up off all these motherfuckers, chicken sandwich with a butt's ass, nigger.
Drop the potato wets, wets, man, give me that motherfuckers, niggum.
Drop the biscuits, niggum with the biscuits, nigger with the biscuits, come here.
Nika got to get the biscuit, bro.
Know what the fuck on on, put the biscuits in the bag, bitch, niggum.
Let's go, let go, let go, let go, let go.
What I'm in the trunk, bro.
Nigger, let's go!
Now tell me what you're phone, stay in me now.
No, no, no, no, no, look.
Don't pull all the way up to the house,
they're gonna see the car and shit, you know the fuck,
because you're pulling off to the side right there,
so they don't see a pull up.
Cut my lights out.
Cut the lights all, but.
Oh, holy, holy shit.
It's great.
We're on that hill, bro.
We're on the hill, bro.
Hit the fucking gas, bro.
Tramission the guy.
Dang.
Damn.
I'm driving this fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
Come on, bro.
Whoa.
Hold, hold, hold.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Fuck.
Alright, hit it again.
Whoa.
Nah.
Nah.
Nigg got some transmission.
That shit under the hood.
Well, I thought it might have been the batterer in my neighbor.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Okay, it's on track. It's on track.
Okay, I think I've got to put a little.
Oh, fuck.
We're back in the game, nigga.
This bitch won't stop back on when we leave.
Alright, bro.
Hey, hey, gang, they go right there, bro.
Tie your shit up, bro.
Tie your shit up all the way.
Don't put it on your nose.
You're gonna be breathe, bro.
Alright, look, look.
This one I'm gonna do, right?
I'm gonna come around the backside.
I'm gonna flush the nigga out the front, right?
When you run around the cart,
you're gonna like that nigga to fuck up.
See, come on.
Come on.
Hey, bitch-dow, what the fuck you're doing on my lady, my partner lady, hi, bro.
Say what, nigga?
Fuck you, pussy, nigga.
Well, come on the poor shit, nigga.
Come on the poor shit, nigga.
Come on the poor shit, nigga.
Yeah, bring your pussy ass on the porch, Nick.
Big chipper, nigga.
Brie ass on the porch
Brie ass on the porch
Pry that motherfucker, don't.
Let that dick have a ya, puss ass, niggins.
Yeah.
Bro, bro, bro.
Let's go get these, niggins.
It's too late, we did it already.
Get the fuck in the car.
Try, nigger, try.
Try, nigger.
Take the shit off you can't see.
Slow the fuck down, slow down.
I know I hit one of them, niggins.
You did, bro.
Hit one of them, man.
I asked you, bro.
What happened?
What's all do?
What's y'all do?
What's y'all do?
What do you mean what we do?
What's all do?
What the fuck is you crying for, bro?
Because y'all say y'all want to go through all that.
Digger, if you're going to tighten the park up, Nick.
Y'all going to ask questions.
You would say you were going to kill nobody.
Oh, I did it like, I've been going to check since I was like 80 years old.
I'm getting going to live for no further.
What are you gonna do about this?
You know that nigga gonna tell.
Yeah, yeah, he ain't gonna tell, bro.
What are we gonna do about this, bro?
You guys are crazy.
Hey, hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro,
come on down, bro.
Why did you do that?
Come on down.
Why did you do that?
All right, they're going to be all right, nothing.
Would he deserve it?
I was just girlfriend,
your husband.
Mr. Robert, I'm okay with, but...
killing somebody?
Alright, bro.
Alright, look.
Shit.
We got to put a bitch in the front, man.
You get the top, I get the ballroom.
Don't touch you, nothing.
They're going to leave him?
You got a hundred.
He got some money on them.
It's drug-related.
And that shit happens every weekend in Jackson.
A Jacksonville weekend by the 85 South Show.
Yeah, yeah.
Y'all didn't know we was into performing arts.
What?
Shit be happy to so fan.
You be like, hold up.
Nick, I do all kind of shit.
I rap, I tell jokes.
And I suck titty.
In different cities.
And I suck tits.
In different cities.
And a little cities.
And different cities.
Real-d-digger shit.
And different cities.
And different cities.
Real-d-dick.
And-sititis.
And-sug-tittis.
And different shit.
Oh, no.
Titty.
Ditty.
Daddy.
Ditty.
Really-ass nigger.
We are Jack to Ville.
Real-ass nigger.
I don't do shit, but keep me real.
If you got a fat ass, I'm a smack.
What did you all?
The only place for a bitch to come with a hat for a jacket.
It's going down, nigger.
Y'all.
I ain't playing no game.
Playing no game.
Ligger with the green shirt,
got on 36 Gold Chain.
And I ain't playing.
Y'all.
It ain't a game.
It ain't a game.
The girl with the big titty's been lying like shit to her pain.
Ah, ooh, hey, ooh, hey.
Oh, let it in the front.
Got a big ass.
Must.
Play, ooh, ooh, get it wrong.
Uh-huh, get it gone.
Hannah's up titis in different cities.
Going to etchalady, make sure that she pretty.
When I came outside, I was looking for a ride,
to say, Loz, come on, you can ride with me.
Took me to the show, think I want to go.
Roll up the blinding and swung a love moat.
When you came outside, I was looking at the titties,
like, goddamn girl, when your mouse was going.
Doeball, come on.
Doeball, count on.
Duval, count on.
Duval, count on.
Duvall,
Coney, Duvall
Coney,
Du Bo Coney
Nica, Du Bo Coney
L, Coney
Nica, Du Bo Coney
L, L, L, Coney O'L,
Coney O'O Cahill,
We had Durn that shit
on, just a little too big.
Hey, turn that shit on,
just a little too big.
Turn that shit, oh, just a little too bit.
So I can talk this shit.
Hey, hey, let me talk this shit.
Move to the side.
I think the beach.
DC Young Fly, wanna try.
Show on what you do, DC.
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All right, you've been playing the same thing for 15 seconds.
Right, stupid-ass, nigga.
Play for the cheers required.
Yeah, let Dread play for the children cry.
All right, you know what?
Fuck it. Stop. Stop right now.
Look at those kids.
Look at those kids. Oh, ma'am.
Where?
Give me some keyboard.
Fuck that shit.
I don't want to hear no drums.
I want some keyboard.
Play me some hemp shit.
I got the nigga who got down with the church
with his grandma every Sunday.
He can play the fuck out of the keyboard.
Turn up.
This song is dedicated to all the older ladies.
who don't wax the mustache, just line it up a little bit.
To all the women who got a little bit of hell to cooche
because it's about to get cold outside.
All the real figures that don't never get butt-neged
and leave your socks on.
This song for us.
Tram.
She sounds like some trash and scotchis.
A little bit of mingo.
Love on that cat
Fucking on your auntie
Fucking on your auntie,
fucking on your auntie.
Screw up.
Fucking on your auntie,
fucking on your auntie,
fucking on your auntie row
She can't get pregnant on your auntie,
fucking on your auntie,
she can't get pregnant no more
That's why I'm with him.
Cause I don't have to use no birth control
When I hit her
She's old a lady
Don't mean to be rude
All she really want to have a nice family to do
So I take her out
Where she wants to go
She like to smoke weed
And go to the casino
When you fuck on auntie
She makes some unique sound
When you fuck on auntie she come
In a bedroom and a night gown
When you love on auntie
She makes some unique
She came up on a tea
She compressed in a night down like
Get this pussy young man
She said get this pussy young man
She said get this pussy young man
She said get this pussy young man
She said get this pussy young man
She said get this pussy young man
She said get this pussy young man
Yes man
Pound cake.
Look like you make put-ass pound cakes.
Oh, she made good pound cake, yeah.
What you say, D.C.?
She made good pound cake.
Put a little bread on it.
What she's gonna set on that?
Oh, she made no pound cake.
Pound cake.
Pound cake.
Oh, she made a pound cake.
Oh, she made no pound cake.
She made a pound cake.
She made a pound pound pound pound.
Pound-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-pow-pound-kow-pound-k!
I said it with a potato pie!
Oh, pound-chick!
Pound-k!
With a little head on the tide, I said it, oh!
Pound kicks!
Pound kicks!
How y'all
How y'all fellin' up top?
How y'all feelin' up there?
How y'all feelin' up there?
How y'all feelin' up there?
Oh, y'all act like y'all on here, niggas.
Much love, y'all the ladies that had that braw yesterday.
Oh
Oh
That's hit is sour
That's sour
Oh we're cast in here
These folks got to move
And these folks do too
Oh what's you gonna do
Oh they need some
Pong cake
Pound cake
Oh
Pound cake
See the little red bell with pow-kake
I'm on tape.
Oh, oh, wow.
I okay.
See, love, like she fared up.
You stick at his job, make you live a more
for she fed up.
Look, one, two, three, that's that child, girl,
yeah, you fed up.
Look, you fucking out, cause she fared up.
She's about to tell y'all
See T-T-Sail
Oh
C-T-Sail
That nigger
Like, hey
She said,
I don't care
He's like, ma'am, you know what,
fucking
Maw-Kee
She worked for Satan
S-A-F-E
Oh, let me see your Tiki, baby.
Take it, baby.
Uh-uh.
I need the other one.
You got to show your ticket stuff.
Bitch, give me the other ticket.
Look at the third nigga sitting there like, not me.
One day.
That ticket, ma'am.
Take it.
Like skin.
Hey.
You.
Get your friend.
I see you over there.
Let me see you over there with all that foreheads.
Looking like my type.
Oh, he's better.
Sir, I don't know what you're waiting on.
Ain't no more seats on that room.
What's on?
Somebody got to move.
Hey, somebody go get me two more chairs.
Somebody got to move.
Yeah, y'all got to move.
We don't part in that seat.
I know what it is.
That big nigger sitting in both of them chairs.
Get out of the folks seat.
Get out of them folks.
Get your big ass up.
Big nigger can't move.
Big nigger can't move.
Big nigger can't move.
Uh-oh, somebody else got a move.
Big nigger got moves.
Big nigger got moves.
Be speaking them too.
Big nigger can't move.
Hey, DZ.
When he tried to get up, he'd be like this.
When he tried to get up, we be like what.
Oh, when they're trying to get it off, he'd be like the one.
When they try to get out, when they try to get out, when they're, when they're in together.
Fuck it.
I told you that big thing was into your seat.
You don't want no problems with this thing.
He got three dress and they all locked in together.
That nigga been sitting down for a long time.
Look a big dude that had to move.
Now there, big boy, where you go?
Big boy, look at Big boy.
I told you that big nigga had just seen.
A long time.
Big boy ain't walked that far in a real long time.
Look at big boy, he's sweating already.
Look at big boy, he's sweating already.
Yeah, he's sweating.
He's sweating.
He's sweating.
He's sweating.
That digger's in a passer.
Oh.
Oh, oh, been a panse out.
He ain't walking a long time.
Oh.
He's been a padd out.
Look, look.
He's fed up.
That, bigger, that's bad up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
That's going to do you again, nigger.
You ain't, this nigga don't got no seat.
Whoa, whoa.
This nigga has been sitting in everybody's seat.
I got stuck in here.
Oh, damn.
Stuck in here.
You'd have had to move three times, Nick.
He's like, can you go down?
No, that's their seat, move.
Hey, I told y'all when he was sitting over here, that nigga,
he ain't had no seat.
Damn, leprecha.
Hey, my boy, you don't even want that seat after the big boy.
That seat hot than the motherfucker ain't it?
That bit wet, that thigin' been farting and sweating.
Already.
The goddamn back, all leaning back and shit.
bag of shit.
Like, hey, this chel too big for me.
Wait, sit down, big boy.
Look at big boy, man.
I got to reheat this seat.
You got to reheat his seat.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, he's better.
Hey, man, don't argue with them people.
Look at the white lady.
Hey, we in Jacksonville.
Fuck this.
Go get some extra seat.
white lady because these niggins will shoot this bitch up out they chair this is a very
violent place if you have any extra chairs go get them god damn it just add them i don't want to hear
nothing about no safety and shit go get them goddamn chairs marcia like a game of texas marcia
marcia like a real white woman she said well watch your mouth buddy don't you talk to me that way
she goes i talked all that shit and she's standing like you're not going to say police
Marsha, go get me two extra chairs.
You better go get that chair.
I'm trying to keep these police officers
from getting active tonight.
Relax, mister, officer.
Look, the white man, officer back there, like, yeah, I can't.
Yeah, look at the white man.
He ready for some bullshit.
I got my canine outside in the car.
I got my canine unit just waiting.
White officer, we plan.
We are just planned.
Right.
Don't get to spraying that day.
These are sheds.
He looked like to do that shit when that's a bunch of y'all.
He looked like the crew.
white police officer that ain't cool at all now listen here I'm gonna let you go on the
marijuana but I gotta give you a seatbelt you're not doing us no favor dickhead
let me go don't let me go a little bit let me go and they always tell you why
they're doing your favor now look I could take you in on the warrant but I'm just
gonna take you in on the suspended license bitch they're gonna still lock me up for
the warrant too when I go the fuck trust both about that just do just do
whatever real nigger do when they get behind you
don't you want to catch me motherfucker don't listen to that nigga they're gonna beat the shit out
you when they catch me quick white on your ass they're gonna whoop your ass but they
you must don't know this florida you know how they stop niggas who run out from
they shoot that bitch up shoot that bitch oh they're not playing take my chances
you know the motherfucker won't take you to jail when i think hold up hold up bro
Mr. Officer, I don't know if you heard, but the word on the street is the white people got all drugs and shit that you're all looking for.
And the reason why y'all ain't fining them is because y'all keep fucking with us so much.
But, you know, that's just what I heard.
Ain't no snitching nothing.
But police, they got all the cocaine, all the pills, all the aquaciddy, all the heroin, all the crystal meth.
They be making shit at the house.
That's how bold they are, Mr. Officer.
They don't even respect the law.
They are going to CVS and bind up all the Sudafed and scraping all the goddamn dope off of it, making another dope, put some 93 octane in that bitch, shake that shit up in the baby bottle, sit it on the windowsill, smoke that shit, all their teeth fall out. Amazing.
I'm just going to tell you this. If you see a white person with no teeth, them the ones.
He's going to hit you with the white man. All right, buddy. All right, whatever you say.
We know.
Like, police officer, like, for real,
we can take this opportunity to really, you know, build some camaraderie.
Why do y'all act like y'all so afraid when y'all
we ain't up the shit, we'd be minding our better?
They are not afraid.
The police officers get new guns all the time.
They just be wanting to use them bitches.
Well, we don't do a shit, but really mind that.
You think the police are scared of black people?
He is in here with 5,000 niggins right now.
Unbothered.
He's not afraid.
I'm not afraid.
Shit, they be acting like they're afraid when they pull you over.
I don't know what's on.
Coming with that bright-ass flashlight, nigger, you can see inside the car.
We are not underground.
What the fucking it?
Shine that bright-ass light in my face for.
Where you're headed tonight to the fucking eye doctor?
If you don't get that goddamn light out my face, officer.
Hey, Mr. Officer, I can-
I'll tell you what.
I think I speak for every nigga in here when I say this.
No, you can't search my vehicle.
What you talk about?
You ain't lost shit in this vehicle.
And no, you don't smell marijuana.
because that was from earlier today.
Yeah, I got some weed in here, but you gotta find it.
I'm not gonna tell you.
Think I'm gonna snitch on me?
He got me fucked up, Mr. Officer, do your job.
I don't give a fuck, I played deaf one time.
Played deaf.
Eh, yeah, them nigga pulled me over.
They said, you know why I pulled you over?
No.
They let your head go.
The nigga was like, you scrape?
Yep.
Hold up, bro.
Hit that bin one more time.
Officer, who told y'all to say this shit
when you acting like you care about us?
All right, buddy, I got you.
I got you your license.
Hang tight for a second.
I'll be right back.
Y'all get in the car and get the talking that shit.
421, 2, 252.
422.
We got a Chevrolet Caprice, 199.
1996. We got two occupants, dreadlocks.
It takes too low. Guess what?
Well, we got a runner. We got a runner.
142. 142. We got a runner.
144. We got a runner. We got a runner.
1444. I need backup. I need backup on the highway 95.
We got a runner in a 96 Chevrolete Caprice.
All right, he's on foot. He's on foot.
He's on foot! He's on foot!
He's on foot!
Breathe!
See? This Florida, you can't fuck around and run from Napoleon.
You'll fuck around and get away and get ate by a goddamn alligator.
You then made it, you don't jump off the bridge.
Strange shit be happening in Florida, man.
I had a dog to take me one time.
Oh, a canine?
Yeah, yeah.
Word.
Yeah.
You're superhuman.
I get that man.
Dude, don't confess to that that is a crime.
The police is right there.
It got a manned out.
Who did what I saw?
You were an officer.
It wasn't a dog.
It was another dog when I was in a backyard.
That was an officer.
I know one thing.
It was another dog.
I thought it was a K-9.
It was like, oh, that bitch's on the chain.
White people would make up some shit when a dog is involved.
Dang, got no evidence.
Did you hear me?
The dog was on the chain.
Ah!
It was somebody else dog.
I was in their back yard.
Y'all be having them dumb-ass signs on the dog in the airport.
Do not pet.
Ain't nobody petting that motherfucking canine.
Ah!
Oh, what's your shit?
Go, man.
You get up and back here?
They didn't fuck up and let niggas figure out how to register,
service, animals.
Yeah.
The nigg was on my flight with a big-ass pit boy.
Everybody in that bitch was scared.
Didn't nobody even put their bag up.
We all hell hell.
that shit.
Probably seeing the
strangest shit in Florida. I saw a blind couple
at the hotel today. I was like, I respect y'all
so much. Yeah, I saw them too. They was in the lobby.
There ain't no way I'm about to be with the motherfuck
I ain't never seen the movie.
She ain't never seen him either.
They ain't never seen each other. They are beautiful.
I bet they sit there
and ask each other. What you think you look like?
Shit, I think I'm cute. You think you're cute?
Look all these fans successful black women on this front.
Look, Jacksonville got some cute-haired hood bitches.
Y'all like gay-stead with y'all buy this fuck.
They just got boutiques on Instagram.
They sell it all the fucking lace front glue.
They'll take that lace front on, fast beach.
What you want to do?
She said, I'm a manor.
They're selling.
Lips, lace front glue.
And dress.
Body suits.
Where are you going to start?
selling edges that's what the money is you got yours but there's a lot of people
who don't I'm gonna come on I'm gonna start a company it ain't gonna be weed this
it's gonna be edges like little pieces a little essence edge you gonna start selling
you can get an edge front call that shit everlasting edges that's what we
gonna we gonna make a million dollars on that shit then like we know what's the
reason for y'all losing y'all edges is it because of them tight-ass burr
your mama used to put in your head when you was little.
Go to the Africans, let them pull your scout back three and a half inches.
Now you can't blink, you just...
I remember my auntie had that shit.
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
My auntie a cougar, she put some lashes on her...
Jacket.
Leave me alone.
Hey, Chico.
She got the half the Thriller jacket on.
You got the Thrift on Thrift Jacket.
Hey, Chico.
Yeah.
My auntie.
What the fuck is that?
Uh-uh.
Sounds like an alien.
It's coming.
What happened with your auntie?
What happened with your auntie?
I tell her auntie.
I guess she gets old, so her eyelashes is gone.
So she went in boxing.
I'll dance is for the bluesy plus stuff.
But she put around her youth too much glue.
She had to put around the glue her left eye shirt.
With the eyelash still on it?
With the eyelash still on?
It's just an eyelash.
Ladies, y'all be having some real big eyelashes
These days
Those shit look like church fans on your eyes
You're like, bitch, it's cold, it's hot in here, blink on me
Yeah, yeah, that bitch is be long as hair
One girl was blinking, they kept clicking
I thought she was taking pictures
Seeing y'all with this big ass eyelashes
You'd be like, baby, I'm sweating, blink on me real quick
Let me get some of that air
Thing, I saw a stud bitch down here earlier
With some eyelashes on
They'll block it
You can block traffic with them eyelashes, bitch
That's the thing, fellas. It's fucked up for us. We can't come with no goddamn renovations. You stuck with what you stuck with.
Imagine I came out this motherfucker with a boozy fade. Niggins be like, what the fuck is that cool fad shit on your head, Chico?
Man, you got a big-haired head. We'd be dying our hairline. First of all, man, my headline died a long time ago.
So ain't nothing for me to die.
Nah, ain't a fuck that. That should be funny here if I see you with a hatline.
The bro. You out, look who my worrying around.
You just be like with a hatline. I'd be like, like, go about this shit.
that shit I do here.
Nika can't show up with a headline.
You can't go get a whole cut.
It's a nigga in here with a headline right now.
Got a little sweat, Ray, keep tapping to do it.
You look goofy as hell if you got one of them manned wigs.
You're just in there patting your shit like a bitch.
Damn.
That man got this shit sold in, glued tight to his scalp.
You got a whole piece.
Ain't no way, man.
No, nigg.
Y'all want a hell of that bad.
That's no ball, man.
Right.
you'll know what you're going to look like for the rest of your life.
That's why when my shit start going out in the front,
I was like, fucking, cut it off.
Let me get used to myself.
Because all that extra shit, I can't do that.
When you start raining, you stuck wherever you at.
Oh, hell now, boy, I can't go out there.
What time you think?
You're calling your job.
Yeah, I'm gonna be a little late today.
Yeah, this weather is raining.
Like, sir, you have a car, yeah, but I got something else too.
The niggas who paint the headline and they went to fake jewelry.
I don't give a fucking about nothing.
A lot of niggas were fake juries.
I never understood that.
I did it when I was in fifth grade.
Yeah, I didn't have some fake jury a bit more.
I feel like if the nigga got some fake jury,
he just practicing for the real shit.
Yeah, that's, you know what you look like.
It's like, yeah.
I like how this shit goes from little.
Look, the niggins with the fake jury looked at me like,
oh, here he goes.
But are you got to understand,
you can't have nothing.
Listen, some of them diamonds
be entirely too big to be real.
Like, if you're going to wear the fake shit,
Fellas, at least get some newer shit.
You can play off.
You niggas got 48-inch stones.
Like, sir, that chain will call $60 million if that was real.
But listen, though, fellas, let me tell you something.
You got to study whatever you're doing.
You ain't got to be looking like you bought.
You go get a real 14-gold carry-of-the-cheon from, like, oh, 5.
From that, nigga.
He got all of them.
I'm talking about real chain.
I'm talking about golf.
These women laughing too hard.
Like, y'all won't go to the beauty supply store and pay 30 cents for some earrings.
Oh, that.
Oh y'all in the belly button ring y'all put that little old that belly button now you see it then blew up
Look how she got to take her jacket on there I got to keep taking it out God
Damn she had to lean she finally took that jacket off not because she was hot because her neck was
Can I see it?
Can I see it?
Can I see it?
Can I see the jacket?
Can I see the jacket?
She got that impossible wig on.
I got to come down there.
No problem, ma'am.
I'm here to make your suit, Mr. Involtaire.
Chico you be careful with that jacket is real expensive
I'm here to make your suit, Mr. Impossible.
You move and that was totally unnecessary,
I could have walked around that shit.
Security niggas be doing the most
to make sure they get their money.
Here you go, brother.
Like, nigger, it was a whole bunch of space.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Oh, put that shit in.
I gotta show you how to put it on.
Oh, it was a handkerchief.
Down, nero, nero, nero, nr, oh, nero, nil, nil.
This shit makes me feel like a vampire.
Hello, hello, hello, welcome to Jacksonville.
My name is Chico Bean.
And I am looking for a lady to suck her blood.
What's your step-wife, man?
Do not hurt yourself.
Talk your shit.
Stop, stop, stop.
Queen Doa.
That nigga hit that speaker, that shit a little bit.
This shit is cold.
It was over with for me.
That shit looked like its thing.
Smell it, Chico.
As long as in collars pot, you get rocking in.
She said y'all, like, smoke.
As long as you...
I don't smoke.
She didn't smoke.
She ain't got no eyebrows.
Try to buy y'all a drink.
It's just looking.
A shot, a patrol.
But they were like,
ooh, what, no.
So.
Chico, you be careful with their jacket.
I know she do.
She got her cigarettes in that front pocket.
I know she do.
She said, I'm trying to buy you a shuttle patrol, but they wouldn't allow me to buy it.
So I just bought myself a shadow patrol.
You ain't driving it.
Sound like a white woman.
I don't know what the problem is here.
God damn, she aggressive.
And you're strong, too.
God, damn.
This is a car coil.
I like her.
Here you go, baby.
This bitch is about to go back to sleep at 6 o'clock in the morning.
Alright.
What's up, baby?
How y'all doing? What's up, Dyson?
What's up, baby?
What's going on, nigger?
They let you stay in the seat.
Oh, shit.
What's up?
What?
God damn, nigger.
You got that goddamn...
What?
Look at this nigger.
got that motherfucking Japanese fighting Trina beard with a
this guy got some crab legs on his chin
Give me a hug
That they got the beard like Shang Suu of Mortal Kombat
What's your name, dude?
What's your name, Lee?
What's up, Tommy Lee?
What's going to, niggins? Don't you not sneak and record me.
You got that bright-ass android like, niggins. I see that motherfucker
That look like a Chevy Capri's head like you.
board me with me.
Hey, how with you, ma'am?
What's up, baby?
How you going?
What's going to go
Walk around there,
Walk around then, Pam.
What's up there, Pam?
What's up there, Pam?
I'm smoke beer a little weed.
Hey, baby,
Hey, baby.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey, man.
Hey, baby.
I'm gonna get this guy.
See what we got in here.
What's up?
What's up, sir?
You look like you're running for mayor, nigger.
What?
How did I come out there?
Fuck it.
Come on here.
That's it out of here.
What's up, boo?
Time out before I love you.
Y'all don't have to go down here.
Easy.
You know, I'm fucking nerd.
Don't worry about him.
Fuck that.
Nope.
You see that?
That nigga, look how he's looking at it.
Look at that nigga.
That nigga ready to fuck.
What my party?
He already looked like he didn't been fighting the nigger.
No, I'm chilling, bro.
No disrespect.
What's up, gang?
The old nigga had to go down to snap.
What's up, big?
Old links.
You a lady?
Hey, babe.
Yeah, what's up with you?
I.
Stop playing with me.
This is you fuck about none of that shit in over there.
Still got that kushi up under there.
I was trying to put my dick in a face.
What's up?
What's up here?
Fuck that.
We fucking.
What's up with it?
What's up?
What's up, nigga?
We out here.
What's up with you?
Hey, me,
what's up with you?
What's up?
That's your lady right here with the back of the rug on.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Ooh.
Shit.
We out here.
I had to come fuck with the people.
We out here.
Let's see who we got here.
Hey man.
What's up, nigger?
What's up with me?
Ah, damn.
This shit's farther up than I thought it was.
Oh, let's head and again.
Fuck you be.
Take a picture.
We got too great looking like Mr.
Elliot.
I said it.
There we go.
What just started.
Oh, dude.
Fuck it.
Might as well, be welcome.
U.C.
That's what's up, home?
Hey, Monzie.
Where are you going, back?
Right.
Yeah.
What the fuck you go on?
You call that.
I'm right here.
Daddy, deem it.
White man coming.
I'm waking this white man work for his money.
Yeah, walk your ass up here, white man.
You work for the Negro now.
Little niggas.
Follow me wherever I go.
As a war.
Hi, Jessica.
Hi.
Hi there, Jessica.
What in the world?
Come get this shit.
Excuse me.
Ma'am.
What's there?
Ma'am.
Excuse me.
What's so ugly man?
Excuse me.
Ow!
Oh shit.
White man.
Come get this.
She got the motherfucker fucking fur.
With the fur.
With the fur purse.
With the shoe up on there.
With the goddamn fur boots.
Booz, man.
You ain't looking like a guy.
All these things over here,
rub you.
This is a guy right here.
Hey, wait, man,
move that way, man.
Move that way.
Ah.
This is a game to go.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, right.
Right, man.
You a girl.
Oh, yeah.
Look at all that.
No, turn your ass around.
Let's go.
She said, I'm a boy.
Nigger.
What's up.
Hey.
Oh, and, oh, and Lowe.
We forgot to shout out all the ladies in Jacksonville.
They got gold teeth.
No, they're here, five.
Got money in them.
Come on, boom.
Fuck you mean.
She do got tated in the bed.
You want another one?
Oh, shit.
What are you doing?
All right.
I've got nervous.
Now, y'all motherfuckers are sprouted around the top.
Of course you've been.
We have to.
What?
That's bad.
Come on.
That dollar general crown.
He said it was ugly.
I'm like, no, it's you.
There we go.
What's up?
How old are you?
You look 12 in this.
Oh, come here, see.
Boy, I'm out of this shit.
Go.
Walking through that crowd, y'all got all the weed or shit out there.
Oh, y'all don't go.
Get out of the stage and be like, come here.
I love y'all. How you doing?
You gotta come from with your seat.
You smell like candy.
I was up.
I ain't walking that far.
That white man scared.
Oh, look.
God damn, y'all way far.
Bring your ass back down here.
This the ghetto.
Now, y'all, nigga, don't start or some shit.
What's up there?
All right, you said take a picture.
Come on, Karen.
Come on, white man.
We're going this way.
See y'all later.
I was going to stay.
But that did it.
She was must be.
See what my feet my shoulder speak
You should know to say D.C.
I don't know, somebody got my shoulders speaking.
Boy, you dumb as hell.
They're called that lady Mustard in front of all these people.
Now I speak.
I smell like checkers.
Come on, I already stay nice and shit.
They'll be one to put that deodor in on.
Hold up.
Look at white people helping each other.
Oh, I'll put a turkey number for you, John.
White boy got dread how you do that?
That nigga dress stupid in here.
A nigga head looked like an onion.
That's shit like brand stick.
What's up, gang?
What's up, Gene?
They're right.
Both of these are-
The white man camera in this bitch.
Look, I got a camera.
I got a camera right now.
I need a nigga wanted.
I got a camera going for,
going for 150 right now, 10050.
Nick, you got the camera.
Real Panasonic.
Nick, I got the camera.
And then come up here record this shit,
Don't record this shit, my nigga, hold up.
Come record this shit, my nigga.
Don't drop that bitch, my God.
You got the 150?
No, no, that ain't real money, I don't trust your beer.
Hey, we can't, turn this shit off.
Hold on, nigga.
Don't look.
Let's throw the white man Carol, Nick.
And then he got that bit, Nick.
Give me, Nick.
Y'all see me, me?
Turn the camera on, Nick.
No, nigger.
Fuck your camera.
Turn on.
She's playing all the bits in that work for him.
Nicky we just stole that guy down we got that man boy you did we're in that wall
you're gonna make what dc at what dc what dc what dc oh my mother had taken
busy with this group home oh niggins go get dc bro get them on your camera bro hello ain't
no steps right there just do it from the stage my nigga you can't be mobile like that
you ain't good yet shit i want to school for this shit i know how to work this old mother
father no lean back bro you all these women had a trouble pass I feel the energy
I love him.
Bro, you might well cool out.
Chico got the camera.
It's good.
No, I ain't walking out then.
I'm going to keep the camera right here.
Hey, my, Nick, give me a kid.
Jacksonville, you on camera, nigga, make some noise.
What are they at?
Yeah.
You get the full experience at the 85 South show, nigga.
We do everything.
Tell jokes, make songs, report the show.
Nogues doing everything.
niggas doing everything
in the 85 South Show
I want to go
because these niggas do everything.
Everything.
I'm with the group home.
Who are you in?
I'm with the group home.
I'm with the group home.
They got your ass over there, D.C.
You're going to be over there for a long time.
Hope you got a sticker bar guy.
Get a picture of me and this nigger, man.
Not going anywhere for a while.
Turn around there, get your camera on there.
Shit, we at the 85 South Show, I want to go because it's D.C. fly and she go.
And then notes, you know what I mean?
Many niggas do camera work and everything.
Oh!
To all the ladies with their tits out, appreciate you coming out with your tits out.
And if you want to tuck them in, shit, leave them.
them out so we can be friends they want for here i might come over and then put some on you
leader bussy in a car we'll nick i'm a gang's at the end of the day gang let's say that i got
for the tent is out for the camera this look like an old porno camera this shit mr marcus and him was
fucking on wesley pipes so y'all think it's not where that is
Chick-up, what's a real nigga shit, though?
I'm nervous.
Why?
Because they got their camera high as a motherfucker,
and if you drop that bitch, I'm leaving.
Oh, I ain't going to drop it.
That white man ain't going to lose his job behind me.
Look at the police officers.
Like, yep, just go a little bit further.
Now I got a theft.
Look, he's an asshole.
He back there, count it up.
Yep, that's over $500.
That's a felony.
Destruction of property.
This shit is.
Miss lady, who dressed like two.
different sacred tooth tigers tonight what's you doing after this oh shit
who that it's your birthday happy birthday to everybody celebrate the birthday
all my birthday people here if it's your birthday turn the fuck oh look is your birthday is your
birthday and that's your little birthday twerk chico come record this this stupid she
danced like tina from bob's burgers do it again don't get shot now do it again do it again
we got your own more time oh oh you do dance like tina from bob's burgers
damn that ass ain't big but it's loose it's loose loose booed oh loose booty we fuck with it
This nigga D.C. that took a picture with everybody.
You got to, she don't put that.
That's right.
We show the people love.
Why, Florida, why do so many y'all niggas got on them goddamn school caps in here?
Like you're not in Florida.
Nigger, it's winter time, man, Florida, me.
This y'all winter?
Yeah.
Seventy-five degrees is cold.
She said, yes, nigger.
You know, I love Florida women, bro, because they freaky as hell down.
She said, can't I get another with my head in the wrong way?
They lost some dick in Florida, brother.
No, they don't.
Shit.
Ladies, y'all ain't giving up no pussy to the night issue.
You crazy.
Auntie, not you.
All right.
I'm not fucking with you, Auntie.
They are fucking, you go over Auntie House.
Auntie trying to fuck this and shit from the 70s.
With the bedroom window open with the box fan in that bitch.
They still got the box fans, still using their box fans.
Time out.
Did the white man just go home because I took his camera?
Well, fuck it.
I'm gonna go ahead and take a break.
He was right there.
There you go, white man.
Come on the head.
Come on here.
Come on, white girl, it's not gonna work like that.
Time about, what's your name, dude?
I'm dark.
Say it louder, man, what's your name?
Paul.
Whoa.
Fucking Paul.
Make some noise for Paul.
God damn Paul.
Where's Paulie?
Where's Paul?
Paul's right there.
He's coming down to you, D.C.
Paul on the left.
This is my shit right here.
She says, fuck Paul.
Paul.
Hey, Paul ain't this.
What?
Don't be waving at me if you got a nigger. Don't be yelling my name, man.
Right. I'm walking down the aisle, the girl like come and give me a hug.
I'm like, that's your man. She said, don't worry about him.
Bitch, no, you don't worry about him. I'm not fucking with you.
Y'all niggins be so got, y'all are some better niggins than me.
Because if I'm never with a chick and see out,
Cullos.
Front hug and niggas, I'm leaving her hand.
Carlos.
Don't you have a front hug, a nigga, why you out with front hug, both arms around that nigga, Nick.
Cullos.
What?
She said, yo, buy a lot of that.
A lot of a brother is in here.
Way yet.
How she knows who my brother is?
That what she said.
Wait, yeah.
Which one?
She said black women don't she.
Like real brother.
Which one?
Where ya?
Bring his hand down hill there.
Somebody that hit real brother.
Let me see.
Yeah.
Always trying to get on World Star.
Where ya?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck it. If you're way up there, he can't do that.
I didn't know the nigger was coming. I heard that little sneak shit. He put his brother away to fuck up now?
I ain't know he was coming.
Your real brother in this book?
I don't know. It might just be a nigga she thinks, my brother. I don't know.
We'll see in the minute.
How the fuck y'all know? Y'all ain't seen the nigga either. Y'all ain't related.
Don't worry about it.
I think you can't wait to get out of this
boyish name, boy, wait, boy, I'm going to...
What my brother?
Oh, for the goddamn shake that big hair,
ma'am, ma'am!
I got that O.G., more, I'm going to make your birthday wish, boy.
Oh, shit, let's get close.
Move the nigga, O.T. right here. Ah, uh-huh.
Oh, G, got his shirt.
Yeah, O.C. been right here, hold on.
Hold on the...
That, that, nigger.
O.G. Catching. Now, he's been waiting.
This nigga been part of his since the Awka Luke days.
Shake that, put there, pop that, put there, shake there.
No, I'll tell you.
He's a real OG.
But when that niggas smile, he put the goals out first.
Go ahead.
That nigga won't go with shit.
I do not trust that shit.
That's how he walked up.
Yeah, that they're coming down.
I'm still like, boy, about that time.
Y'all fuck with that booty.
with that booty music in Jacksonville that oh yeah for real that's i gotta come to a party in
jacksonville to see how y'all really do dancing that shit up in the problem they shoot it out
they shoot it up but so what i mean shit they shoot up parties everywhere stop making jacksville
sound like it's just dead man nigger it is dying everywhere these young things got
Sanseville is a beautiful place and boys with gold teeth this up dick and all types of
shit I'm trying to give credit everybody else like no niggis really bad bro
you are not a bad bitch if you're still at a Walmart I don't give a fuck with no such you
not a what yes you're not a bad bitch and I need some motherfucking draws so if you're still
not a Walmart I got $50 you can give me nine packs of tank talk if a bitch is still
out of Walmart that bitch that did a lot in life
You know how hard it is to come out of Walmart?
You buy your drawers out of Walmart?
Like them old folks stop for you.
Nah, but I'll buy something that stolen,
nigga.
What fuck is you talking about?
Then you gotta love yourself.
What shit ain't bag?
You can like, buy a bunch of shit.
Yeah, that's important.
That's really supporting the community.
I'm not putting this million-dollar dick in no Walmart drove.
Whatever.
When I'm sick, hey, let fuck with these.
Ladies, if you're boosting, I support you.
God damn.
You got a family to feed.
I'm from the hood.
I love who loved me.
Come here.
I know
What you mean?
How I know it's a million dollar dick
I ain't even like a hood pussy hit different
I don't give a vote
I know it's bad
His pussy is just like
It's appreciative
It's juicy, it's warm
It be like they know they need you too
Like when you leave they be like
So you're okay
I'm like
I was like
Yeah we'll bring you a little
Honorable ride in mother
She'll ask me how I know.
It's mine.
That's how I knew.
That's how I knew.
That's how I got you.
That's how you know.
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's happened?
What's happened?
You think having a fat pussy is attractive?
You think having a fat pussy is a tractor?
She says you got a fat pussy.
She over here talking picture.
That's hairy.
That ain't fat.
Your pussy diabetic, man.
She's a skinny with a lot of hair on it.
You need some insulin in your pussy.
If you got a fat pussy, you're gonna fucking run against sugar.
Ah!
That's how she over here trying to play with a nigga.
I got a big old fat pussy.
You think that's what a nigga out here looking for?
Ain't these pussy too thin for me?
We need wet, ma'am.
The cougar pussy, you got to play with it too much for to get wet.
Niggins look like you're supposed to be counting some money, nigga.
She's like, what you're doing, bitch. You know what going on.
Yeah, the spit star, man.
He didn't talk of shit.
What the fuck y'all got going on up there in that party booth?
Y'all got some shit going on up there?
Nigger not y'all.
The ones are about y'all.
Party buff.
They came as a family, but they were separated.
That's the mother side.
Daddy side.
They're up there half.
We're in the basketball game.
For you to let the white girl go.
Y'all fell out a little bit.
He was hugging her early.
Like, bitch is hot.
You enjoy yourself?
You, you're enjoying yourself?
You, you're enjoying yourself?
You enjoy yourself?
Is it having a good time?
Is it rocking me what you're talking to you expect it?
Hey, the police officer said to bed is.
It's just funny.
Is it what you expected? What's the scene on YouTube?
Hey, Tennis, was it worth risking your relationship?
Oh, ain't you right by the job?
That nigga don't get me fuck.
Did the job call?
That nigga right out of her fucking, yeah, you know my girl at the 85 South suits, so come on.
That nigga fucking at her house, yeah, bitch, come on.
Yeah, bitch, come on, come on.
They ain't got a way else to go, come on.
He's telling her what you doing, she's still lying.
I mean, worried, yeah, bitch, yeah, she still at the show.
Come on, let do it.
Fucked up, thing, his home boy are already to text.
Man, you gal up here.
Niggins gonna tell.
Oh, y'all, man.
Yeah, talk to that nigga about you, bitch.
You act like y'all speaking from his spirit.
A nigga snitched on you one time?
But let me tell you some.
Let me tell you something.
If I see my paca, main lady out, I don't give a fuck, I'm telling my punta.
But I'm gonna walk past you like a red niggum, I'm gonna be like, bitch, y'all.
Right.
Make sure you see me too, yeah, bitch.
All right, hold up.
Let me see, D.C., let me see.
Fellas, if you out and you saw your homeboy girl out with another nigger,
makes a noise, you're going to tell him.
Shit, some niggas are, some niggas okay, so they're going to run up.
Hold up.
Niggas make some noise if you ain't gonna say shit that's that nigger problem
You a lame man nigga you're a line man nigga bro. I wish you a man man one nigga made some noise two times like it depends on the pot
What he's wrong with you nigger? That he was like yeah
I ain't gonna say shit but I'm gonna say shit, but I see what I'm gonna do here I'm gonna wait
But I leave I'm not gonna tell him like bus you right here like I ain't gonna
Investigation that bus right here by the clue right now because I don't think you get a pull up in and shoot the whole ball
I don't think you gotta
say shit I think you just gotta let her know that you see her like you gotta speak like
what's up tasha what's happening who your boy so but you gotta be that's what
you say who your boy with you who your man right there am I couldn't or you gotta go
up and ask where your partner hey what Greg is oh yeah Greg that's my that's her boyfriend right
dear you paid it you paid I look I want to hear the lady because one of these ladies right
He'll say a nigga snished on the ones that what the thing?
What happened when the nigga snished on?
Which one of y'all?
Yeah, what's a low down dirt ass?
Don't get quiet now?
Come on, you ain't shit?
You ain't gonna never be shit.
Come on now.
Now you quiet.
Your own cousin told on you.
I want to wrong, okay?
Ladies, y'all definitely ain't going to not say nothing.
You see your girl man out with another bitch.
Y'all is great.
Turn the fuck up.
What?
Y'all got my fucking friend.
Fuck the fuck up, man.
here now fuck yes sir excuse me sir I'm sorry but this nigger got us
fucked up ma'am could you please call on face time friend oh no this
friend friend look who we're here look who here let's go the gang's all here let's
go the gang is all here where you where you go go don't leave with a little
bitch and bitch I tell you knicker and I wish that little bitch would say
some bitch we'll beat your ass in here come on come on come on come on whoa no
No one. No one. I don't know the hole.
Oh, don't know the hole.
Boy.
The whole light beat. Watch that.
Watch that.
I ain't saying shit.
Because then you look like a hater.
They ain't gonna do nothing up to fuck and get back together.
So then.
So pick her down and go crazy.
Do it all over again.
Cause some niggas be pussy as soon as you tell him.
You be like, hey man, I ain't even in your business like that,
but your girl is up here holding hands with a nigger.
Don't you know this puss-in'nigger hang up right with you
and pick up the phone to call.
And be like, Carlos said.
See, that way you gotta be a real nigga,
you got to hold that shit, that's shit.
That's a hussy and shit that you know
that you know this bitch that did.
Ah, wait, I add the 50s up.
Like four five, and I just wait.
She's like, where you going? Ah, ah, ah, ah, bitch.
Been to do what the fuck I want to do tonight, bitch.
He's like, well, ah, because in October you was at the mall,
which is in.
In December, bitch, you were out with your girl.
Hold on Jabbaugh.
In January, bitch, you want that church, bitch, you went to Arkansas.
Listen, bitch, put it out your pocket, man.
You're a patient-ass nigga.
I ain't doing all that.
She is.
They do?
You think women on hold for that whole shit.
What?
We're going to argue tonight, bitch.
Tonight.
See, he can't hold it in.
That shit be eating in my life.
We can't sleep at night.
That should be eating in my life.
He'd be waking up.
This bitch cheated.
I can't believe it.
We mean waking up.
Ain't no going to goddamn sleep if I'm mad.
Hey, wake the fuck up.
What?
Can't lose no sleep.
I need to eat.
You got to go sleep.
Shit.
Go to sleep.
You go kill yourself.
I'm telling you.
Niggas, we ain't sitting on no argument.
Ladies, y'all to hold all the information.
Y'all are dig.
Y'all fucking investigators.
You just find out everything and just ask the nigger all the questions at the same time.
That's the thing, fellas.
Bitches only ask me questions they already know the answer to.
They answer you shit, they ain't investigated because they ain't wanting to run the risk of being wrong.
So they're going to dig up all the investigative shit and as soon as they get right.
So, um, but before you leave, real quick,
it's something I want to talk to you about.
What you, what, what?
Um, you remember like six months ago when you said you...
I'm be outside. Hold up, hold up.
You remember six months ago when you said that you and...
Carlos were going to Miami.
So apparently one of my cousins who lives in Jacksonville
told me that she saw you at a restaurant with some white woman.
White? Yeah, you don't know any fuck with pepperoni.
What are you talking about?
Oh, you don't fuck with white women?
Ooh.
Okay.
Unthaw potato.
Well, she sent me a screenshot of y'all.
Look at me, look at me, nigga.
That's unthalled potato wedges.
This ain't you?
Hey.
Look at it.
It's on man.
It's on man.
It might need my shoulders.
Look.
When he turned around, he's smooth.
Look when I turn around.
See, they do all that extra and shit.
Do their whole investigation.
Man, we don't do that shit.
That's why when we catch our ladies fucking up,
that shit hurts so bad.
Because niggas be in our man like I wish you
would trap in you.
Then you find out all this shit.
I'm gonna tell you why it hurts.
She got a whole other boyfriend.
They gotta get married.
That's the most shit.
Ladies, y'all can keep secrets like.
to keep secrets like they look in their houses niggie you have no idea
go on way they got no credit no they see by the time you figure out that they've been
fucking this thing is sent a bear broke schemes and shit to a kind of false this we gonna
get what to bring y'all moving i'm gonna tell you why it hurt fellas because you be out here
doing dirt if you are not here doing dirt you really want to give a fuck what your bitch out here
out here, Lord.
Nick, you want to go and shit.
Look at all the pictures.
Shut, fuck up, dude.
Fellas, why you always get caught fucking the ugly bitch?
She don't never catch you with your fine bitch.
You just be wanting to like, hold up.
You think I don't got no bitches.
I'll be right back.
This ain't even the one.
She just sucked dick real good.
I got another bitch that you gotta see.
But you can't say that when she gets you, nigger.
That bitch.
You gotta just eat the ugly bitch
because that's the one you wasn't supposed to be fucking with.
Now you just look like you just fucking around with all ugly holes.
Really?
That bitch looked like a fucking man.
Then your girls start talking about all the shit that look good on her.
Oh, he doesn't get on me with that fucking monster face bitch.
Oh, don't let her be fine though.
You said the ugly one of baby mama.
Really?
Well, you know what that is.
That ugly baby mama pussy come right on time.
You ain't know you was going nothing, but you needed some pussy real bad.
She was willing that night.
That shit hurt a woman's phone.
Fizzy how they can't speak.
When she said you were the ugly bitch, that shit.
Well, crush her.
Because she got to go listen to her home girls
talk about all that shit.
They be crushed.
Bitch, he cheated on me with the bitch who got burned up.
Women be heartless.
They don't give a fuck about none of that shit.
That boy, that's going to hell right now.
Like, that bitch is.
She didn't be with the girl got burnt up?
She is burnt up.
Like, why he do me like this?
Hey, that means, five.
The niggins still gonna be talking shit.
I tell you what, I tell you what they burnt up, though.
I tell you that.
Shit, on everything.
Oh.
On everything.
She said, she don't mean with a girl that burst up.
Don't laugh at that shit.
Ain't shit.
And if you're the girl that got burned up, I wasn't talking about you.
I swear to God.
That shit happened in Chicago.
My cousin knows they all this.
He ain't had shit to do with Jacksonville.
I want to talk about you.
Ladies, you ever been to side bitch and your man, girl look better than you,
so you didn't really say shit?
Never.
Every time you was the side bitch, she was worse than you.
Nope, they can't take it.
They can't take it if the side bit look better than you.
Don't close to home.
They can't take it if the side bits look better than them.
Yeah, like they don't know how to talk.
The side chick be cold as hell.
So, like, what that?
I don't do that.
She'd be doing it.
Like, tell me, please.
The side chick be cold as hell.
She just do little shit to keep you from being with us.
That bitch hurt.
That bitch is hurt.
her panties in the better of the flow.
I just been right for her.
I told us I can do better, man.
She better to tighten up.
Ain't nobody more humble than the nigga
than the guy caught around.
Fellas, you ever get caught up.
You turn into a whole goddamn humble-ass nigga.
Turn it to a deacon.
You know, go to church, get my life together.
Baby, I love, look, look.
Trying to running around in these streets.
Look, I'm sorry, I'm going to do better, all right?
Look at me.
Look at me in my eyes.
I love you.
I never do this shit again.
Whatever you need me to do, I'm gonna be a better man.
I, you know I'm going through a lot.
I promise, just don't leave me, baby.
Hey, never told her that.
Ain't, I ain't gonna be no better man.
Nigger gets caught.
He'll need to try to respond.
What you want me to do?
I mean, I already told it that who I want when you back.
That's very rare, though.
Most niggas don't tell a bitch who they is by their first meet him.
Niggas just be like, yeah, whatever you need to hear, bitch.
You got to tell the bitch.
Look, you ain't shit.
You just got to tell the bitch.
good intentions all right fellas if you ain't shit embrace then ain't shit there's some women out
here to need that ain't shit me y'all bitches ain't you are alert like y'all ain't shit either
y'all ladies first of all y'all really ain't shit y'all do shit and try to come it up
fucking around y'all do dirty shit dirty shit like you got a whole nigga that work at your job
you been fucking in the car at the fucking break right on lunch y'all in the goddamn back of a 96
excursion fucking like a motherfucker
on your lunch break
women be so low down when they cheat
they just be loaded out
they'd be fucking a nigga with no car
that mean you really
like this nigga you went and picked the dick
up you mean you cheat
on me with a nigga you gotta go get
she like that
nigga look
oh oh she like that
that thing
when your girl cheat on you.
She actually liked that nigga.
Oh, yeah, when me y'all.
Nigger get caught with you.
You don't give a fuck about that girl he cheated on you with.
Nigger might say some gay and shit.
Like, yeah, I fucked up, but you want to jump that bitch?
You want to jump him?
She liked that bitch.
Oh.
She liked that bitch.
You sound like it's supreme, though.
Hey, this.
That's why the nigga going to hit his head when you see her out with the nigga.
Hit that shit.
She like that big.
Hey, this is what your home boy be saying when he in the car with you, he catches with her.
She like that thing.
Nigger instigate like a motherfucker talking big shit.
Hey, bro, why you think she did that shit?
She like that big.
This nigga ain't even got no cost.
She's going to pick him up again, the pussy, bro.
Hey, bro.
I asked him what some money.
She ain't had none.
She paid this nigger rent
She like she lie
She lie
One more time, nigga
She like she lie
She like
She like that
Woo
Boy, this sound like some shot A, nigger
One more time, do that shot at shit
You heard my voice at the end.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
She liked me.
Oh!
You put that motherfucking house fan on the end of that motherfucker.
One more time.
She liked that.
Hold up, Chico.
We gotta do that shit with the light.
Hey man, hit the lights.
Turn the lights down.
Turn the fucking lights down.
Need to make this shit real player.
your real player turn the lights down a little bit more you are down listening to the smooth
broods of the 85 South show you want to thank everybody in Jacksonville for coming out
tonight and having a good time with us but this one is dedicated to all the ladies out
there or cheat on a nigger what a thing you actually like you're dedicated
you're cold-hearted mother she like she with that jazz DC she like me
She la, she like, she laugh.
Hey.
She like that bitch, what?
She like that me, she what?
She like that big you lie.
She like she lie, she love.
Hey, Jacksonville, look, man.
Y'all broke a motherfucker,
Fucking 85 South Show record tonight.
Don't go nowhere.
Before y'all leave, turn the lights down.
We got to get this picture.
You got to show the world that with Jacksonville
it did for the 85 South Show
sold the most tickets of all time thus far.
Get your last stuff and put the phones up.
Get up and put the phones up, man,
and let them know y'all fuck with us.
We fuck with y'all.
Let's go.
Let's get right here, fellas.
We'll see y'all.
We out this bitch, 2020, here we come.
There we go, hold up, hold up, hold on, hold on.
Let's get the, like that, shit.
Like that, Nick.
Put the phones up, nigger.
Turn your phones up.
She loves, she laugh.
Jacksonville, Duvall,
Way, yeah.
Like that.
Are you?
We fuck with y'all, Duvold, a long way.
Bill, keep it up for the 85 South Show one more time, Jacksonville.
You guys are all officially 85 percent of us now.
We love y'all, Jacksonville.
Sold out the veterans Memorial Arena, y'all.
Make sure you tell somebody what you see you like to love.
Just make you like your love.
I got to love you.
Here is my child.
Just make you look your heart.
My baby's draw.
This will go y'all.
I got crows.
Three, two, one.
One more.
Three, two.
Which one?
Which one?
I got a fart.
She didn't force it.
No.
That's a weird.
Hey, you know what they say this?
See, everybody in.
I got a fart.
Should I force it?
You want to do that?
You forced that, me.
Go ahead.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Come on.
Let me see.
Go on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know.
A little jack.
Come on.
Man.
Let me stop playing.
Come on, man.
We got still hard people.
Who don't car?
That's respect for walking that pot on.
At least they go smell it in the back.
Don't we know, y'all.
Should I press it out?
Huh?
That's a question that everybody's saying?
Hey, D.C. If you got a fortune, you can rob the shit.
What up, Jay?
He's lying, credit card.
Ah!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Just like...
Hilarious!
Ha!
Three, two, one.
How?
My man!
Fuck, yeah.
Hey, big head.
Ha!
She was asleep.
She was asleep.
She was asleep.
Straight fell asleep,
Lose.
I saw it, looking at me and shit.
We're gone.
Worked on.
She was asleep.
She was asleep.
Here we go, y'all.
Here we go, y'all.
Three, two, one.
Unusual, three-low.
Thank you, baby.
See you, like, big.
Look at y'all.
Dress in a light.
Uh-oh.
Dressing that light.
Dressing that light.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Dress on a line.
Don't wear it next year.
I'm going to come down and dress black for somebody.
Three, one.
One, two, and one.
That's ridiculous. What's what? You thought you were going to be a monster?
No.
What does she have a lot?
Same thing is like.
Appreciate you all.
Appreciate your OG.
With the Express, you got that shirt.
Yep, I got it.
Appreciate y'all.
No, you're a game, no.
You know this giant.
He came in.
I don't know who it is.
You don't know who it is.
You got that head like this used to have in the 60s,
and despite the civil rights.
Yeah, she's going to take a selfie.
That's not.
That's that original black man right here.
Original, OG.
All the school, I told.
I don't.
That's great.
I love you a chill, right?
Like, I...
I love my dad.
You see his shirt tone really?
Oh, yeah.
They're doing a selfie.
She's doing a selfie.
Oh, she's going to take a selfie?
It's about a selfie.
Man.
My life is crazy, right?
I got this is.
I'm lying, man.
I'm lying.
So, yeah.
This is the next.
We don't know.
What's up, God?
What are you doing?
How are you doing?
Oh,
you're gonna see for me that,
everybody.
Oh, the motherfucker.
You want to stop talking about.
Come up!
Big party y'all!
Here we go.
three, two and one, and three, two, one.
Guys, they're making it important.
What I said, me.
Mom doesn't want to take you if he wants to recording real quick.
And I have to say, hey, Mike, Mike.
Yeah, we're going to say, hey, yeah, we're going to say.
I don't know.
I mean, I only people like, come out.
Her name is Terry.
You don't want to be anybody?
No.
Okay.
It's going.
What's up, Terry?
Hey, Terry.
You're going to go to A-C-T in the morning.
Well, Deb, you're going to pass, but you're going to be glad.
Make sure you need breakfast.
Your breakfast.
Strong breakfast.
They're going to be sitting down for a while.
Good luck to you.
And if you got a cheat and listen.
You can't say.
Don't.
Good luck, Terry.
How about you?
That's a man, bitch,
rocked those attention.
Out of your business.
Yeah, me.
Hey, I ain't doing it like that.
I stole the twill.
Go on.
You got a chick.
Hello.
Love.
That's what I'm a two kids.
She got some more kids.
You couldn't do them again.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I believe.
She looked like I'm looking.
She looked like I'm going to do two.
Two different days.
Don't have any other kids.
Don't see me no video about the money kids.
You make a video of my?
You make a video about the other kids.
Look at me and their police are looking at you.
Like you're right.
I didn't know what I know.
I know the girls that know how to write your papers.
You got to find y'all.
You're going to be the third back then to go.
I got that type.
Yeah.
No.
No.
We're going to another video making three videos.
Do this video.
Do this video.
You know how to hit me by call them.
I'm sorry.
Hilarious.
Uh-oh, police man.
Oh, baby, Dad.
You're going to be on next year.
You're sure.
She's going to do more videos.
Hey, she said we got to cry with some baby clothes, but she's having a baby.
Oh, baby clothes?
Oh, you mean.
My baby he got me.
Hey, y'all, baby clothes coming next year.
Okay.
We're jumping in the big clothes, bitch.
Yup.
It's gonna be like a little hug, glad, baby.
Oh, you do.
My one's gonna be like a little ugly lad, baby.
That's how you gonna do it.
Uh-huh.
Come on, man.
Only real, motherfucker, gonna put that baby in a little ugly bad baby.
And he's gonna really be out here, too.
But they're gonna make them cute.
Three, two, one.
They're like, look, what he is.
The ugly, baby.
Oh, hey.
Jump in, baby.
Jump in, baby.
Come in, sweetheart, sweetheart.
Got no ugly, ugly, girl me.
Got no ugly, girl, man.
Ugly, girl, me.
And we said to the mama.
They want to talk to this shit.
That's funny.
I didn't go out, bro.
I had not seen the girl.
And three, two, two, one,
one.
Skit shit.
Don't know.
One.
It's Carlos.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Oh, give me my shit.
Shit.
Uh-oh, you're riding the line of fire.
What's up here?
Let's see you got to beat up.
You get off the bus.
You drop my bed, y'all, down this street.
He stayed right here.
Let's get out the bus.
Let's get out of this bus.
She got to beat the bitch up on the bus.
She got the same.
Hey, two, one.
Ah, sugar.
What's on the call?
That's sugar out of rehab.
What I do?
Thank you.
What's over?
What she said?
No.
That was your work.
She had to be a lot.
She's at all.
That's good.
What she did you?
No.
She is a perfect.
I mean,
what she tried out of her.
Oh,
family.
She said to call it.
She's at college.
That's been great.
And we're going to have a whole day.
She got two best days.
Look.
And look.
I got a drive-in-your-s-hers-on.
Good conversation.
That's true, that's true, man.
The two of you are gonna be asleep.
Me and Joe talking in the back.
So I was to a podcast.
I saw this art exhibit.
I was listening to his podcast for five hours.
I'll listen to his podcast for five hours.
You just jump in the conversation.
You just jump in the conversation.
Hey, man, before I started doing it out here, Santa Monica.
Yeah, man, before I started doing this 85 stuff, man, it was rough it out here in Santa Monica.
No, San Diego, watch.
Only the Bob sucks a little phone.
That's all right.
What?
You read the newspaper about that shit.
It was dead bodies on that movie.
All right, I ain't playing with you.
All right.
I've been in party with the niggins that's a killer.
Yeah, I'm killed with this.
How?
Yeah.
Oh.
We all know.
No.
Oh, they're going to feel.
What's he?
They were out in the land.
Phil, did you get some food?
I think they left it out.
Come on.
It's back towards the production.
Who were?
I forgot about him, dude.
I should have made him a play.
Oh, wait.
Thank you, sweetheart.
Joe, that's your brother.
No, it's on me, Bill.
Are you friends?
They're looking like.
Now, you see him about, you're in three minutes.
I love it.
I don't want to see.
You're like Sanchez.
Here we go to y'all.
Three, two, one.
Blueberry.
You got calories, right.
You can't you?
She's still fucking.
She's still fucking with her.
She ain't loyal.
Uh, I guess you.
She's like a way to do.
Give me a hug.
All right.
What's up, man?
All right.
Get in here.
That's Tris Tris Tratt.
You don't know about that.
You don't know what that is?
Hey, Tris Trash was a baddest bitch a lot.
What's up, beautiful?
She don't know who Trish Tracks is.
She said.
She was like, I don't know.
fucking no end.
Here you go, y'all.
Three, two, one.
Two, one.
One more.
Two, one.
Who?
They're going to be a house, y'all.
She's a woman.
She's a white lady that can have drink everybody.
Thank you.
Love to y'all.
I appreciate it.
Because it's a birthday.
Like, why?
Hi, sweet hearts.
Something.
You know this dick can sing right here.
That's right.
It's hard.
You're like, this nigga here.
It's soulful.
Man, they're still building this bitch.
They're still building this bitch while we're in here.
From day, we're in there.
What's up, this lady? How are you doing?
What's up?
What's up?
Chirona.
What is?
What's up?
What's up, Chef?
What's up, Chef?
What's up, Chef?
That's your meet?
Fair, Sha.
Shout.
Shout.
That you make it.
One.
Right.
Two.
One.
Ah.
Shout.
You be sweet.
You're going to be sweet.
Yes, ladies.
There you go.
Oh.
Hey, baby.
My lady.
Lady.
And in none.
Y'all, wait.
It's her birthday.
Here we go, y'all.
It's her birthday, too.
Good birthday.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's weird.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's it.
That's it.
That's your father?
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
18 years old.
18.
Hey!
In the 18-year-old ladies back then.
Yeah, yeah, I'll try to put him on one close.
It was a grown woman about the room.
You ready?
My daughter.
Two, one.
This is the three.
One.
I love him.
I love him.
What's your name?
What's your name?
You got an information from?
Troy Montaigne.
Troy Monta.
Make sure you got your information.
Jump in, baby, girl.
Oh, my bag.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What's up, girl?
It's Tina from Bob Burgers.
Oh, oh, they're about to fuck.
Oh, oh, you missed that a little hump on, Chico.
That's his business.
Everybody does a little home phone.
they have privileges okay you think it's no lady in that line they want to hump on me
you're fucking crazy three two one just made out of attention it's on my head so
oh say phone hey that's sexual arrest me i love him oh say fine take on now see if he would
kiss your ass hold another set a problem i don't know she's gonna take some shit
Oh wait, hold on, it's on record now.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
One, three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Uh-uh, get that for my sister.
Sister, come on, sister.
You're next back.
You got your own phone.
You got your own phone.
This is for you?
Okay.
How you don't?
I'm afraid.
Look for it.
That's a little.
Man.
What a old lady's it.
Here we go, y'all.
And three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
All right.
It was all very,
you guys,
no.
No.
No, I'm sorry.
When she finished,
goddamn growing up.
Whoa, I'm 20.
Oh, my God.
You're a good.
On bills, like, oh, Bill.
You didn't have been put out yet.
You don't know, struck.
You still got all the hopes and dreams and shit.
She's 20.
Fuck, I'm gonna do with somebody 20, all that energy.
You go to you all day and don't need it now.
I can't fucking that.
Yep.
We're all day.
No breakfast of nothing.
Damn.
You've been to a show before?
That's the last.
That's the last.
That's it.
It's served.
Super tennis.
We're out of here.
Yeah.
Have to get that.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
I mean, what?
Let me have them.
Don't have.
What the hell are you going to put them?
One.
The shirt.
Three, two,
one.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey man, you better quit eating that pork, that's what's killing.
How you left, bro?
Damn, that was fuck, man.
We almost had that shit.
I was crazy.
Fake stand in the mall.
Yeah.
And he said we, too.
Here we go.
There he go.
Just bakes.
Three, two, one.
Look at that big-ass cloud of smoke from
Victoria's secret.
Oh, I'm telling you.
Who's that?
Same phone?
Same phone?
Same phone?
I could.
I was trying to grab one.
Smoke something, ma'am.
Go ahead, go.
A&LE.
You're talking to them.
Yeah, I'm talking to them.
He did.
He do coding, too.
I got to fuck with that.
He do coding, too.
One.
No, no.
No.
Three, two, one.
You do coding on computers?
Yeah, I know.
You're talking to code?
Same one.
Oh, for him.
Jump in, too.
Uh-huh, this is the trouble, Nick, right here.
He's got to be trouble.
There's already got his dope real in.
I think it's down inward, high.
And three, and two, and one.
I think I lean in.
High.
Thank you for you, y'all, man.
And three.
And three, and one.
Yeah, huh.
I just feel like they would be appreciative, right?
We all got one.
No more.
No more here.
Oh, yeah, good.
Okay.
Okay.
Dude, man, you're so seeing your shit.
It's all in your face, bro.
What's that?
This is that, man.
That's so tired of you.
That's so big.
Hey, Emo.
Here you go, y'all.
One.
One more.
Three, two, one.
One more.
Three, two, one.
He can't, you know,
when they try to flex to you,
that's, that's,
no, I'm waiting.
Yeah, you bet.
Okay.
What's up here?
What's up here?
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Okay, come on the middle.
I'll tell you the time, so well.
Hello. Hi. What's up, babes?
Everybody cool? Is everybody cool?
We're groovy?
All right, cool.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Okay, jump in next, who next?
Okay, jump in next, who next?
What's the man named?
Oh, what's the name?
Oh, what's the name?
Hey, baby, man.
You gotta get that fine?
He got my side.
I think I got drinking out of a sipping cup.
Look, his girl, like,
Exactly!
He can't hold shit!
I bet he'd be dropping shit for all the time.
Yeah, that's he did that on birth.
You got the cone this shit.
Like a whole lot.
Yeah, he looks like me.
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