The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live From The Jacksonville Arena W DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 217

Episode Date: January 6, 2020

The coldest podcast returns to Duval to roast the dancing gay couple and the lady with the half a jacket! Dc handing out money left and right, Karlous is keeping it real and Chico is holding it down i...n the ignorant theatrics! This is the 85 South Show! Get ya tickets for upcoming shows here! https://www.85southshow.com/live FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:49 New Ball. We're a New Ball. So where? We're a New Ball. Where? We're New Ball County. What are we at? Duval County. What are we at?
Starting point is 00:02:03 Duval County. What we're at? And where we at, though. Duval County. And what we're at, though. Newball County. And what we had, though. Digger, look at this shit right here.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Oh, shit. We're about to turn it up. We're about to turn it up. Say, what I'm going to do you look at Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say what? Say what? We do not, do you guys,
Starting point is 00:02:39 We do loggard, We do loggard, We do loggard, We're dula, Duhla, Duda, da da, da, Roop de'na, Duh,
Starting point is 00:02:52 come on, Roof de Naa, come on, let's. We dooba, Duba, Duba, Duba,
Starting point is 00:03:01 we're Duba, Duba, Duba, Duba, You're Jacksonville, we're Jacksonville, Jacksonville! Oh, Duvall! Yeah! Yeah, we're a motherfucking Duvall. Have a seat! Have a seat!
Starting point is 00:03:24 If you got some ass meet, have a seat. Look at this shit right here. Look at this. Jacksonville, what the fuck is going on? What fuck is going on? Nah, no, no, I gotta let y'all know. This the most tickets we didn't ever sold on the 85 South show.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Y'all motherfuckers broke a record. Yeah, Dubal County. Yeah, they sold to show out. They sold to show out. Duvall, Duvall, Duval County. Spin one. Yeah, they sold to show out. Yeah, they sold to show out.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah, they sold to show out. Yeah. 85 South buzzing. Everybody in here, mama, daughter, sister. I'm a daughter, sister, cousin. Justinville, we in this bitch turning up. Everybody up top, what's up? I say, Jacksonville, that's where we at.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Where the football team is a kiddie cat. When I fell for a minute, told you I would be back because I had to come to Jacksonville. The answer so fast. Hey, the answer so fast. You already it's the truth, y'all. You already know what they go for with Drewball. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:04:30 You know that we're the truth, y'all. You already know a nigga fuck with DuBah! Dubour Count it Dubour County Newball County I said Dubeau Counted
Starting point is 00:04:42 All right son We in this motherfucker Hey hey Hey yeah It said Hey Hey yeah
Starting point is 00:04:52 Hey yeah Yeah Say yeah Yeah Hey Hey Jacksonville mother this think a boy head big than a motherfucker
Starting point is 00:05:05 than a motherfucker bro doing your name make a picture nigger yeah you know we on swing i say jacksonville yeah we in this bitch left to the right yeah we turned up in this bitch hey look at all these fucking people in this whole jacks and feel let's go have a seat y'all can have a seat we got you don't worry about nothing y'all motherfuckers came out and So, out!
Starting point is 00:05:36 Man, we love you. Man, we love. This what happened with black people, so black people. Wow, damn. Tities in the big screen. Look at the tithies on her. Oh, we got tithes in the building. Everybody in the bill.
Starting point is 00:05:56 We got teeth heads in the field in. My double D, double D D in the building Yeah I got the 10th Excuse me, ma'am What size are those? Huh?
Starting point is 00:06:18 She don't even know what you like? Yeah, I don't know. How big are they? Triple D's. Triple D. She and she bought her brazened Auto Zone. It's a big brown box.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Hold up, she ain't the only one. There's another set right there. Oh, damn. What size of those, ma'am? Big chocolate tities. What size of those, man? Triple D. God, damn.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I think I figured it out. I know why the teeth is so big now. Her name, Limelan. Her name, limelan. Her name is me, motherfucking watermelon. That's what her tithies look like. Girl, how big your damn tin is? How big your damn tini?
Starting point is 00:07:01 Shito, I figured it out. What? I know why the teeth is so big down here. Why? They're close to the ocean water. That's salt water, the truth too. Yep. That shit get rid of all the sickness.
Starting point is 00:07:17 What's up, man? Y'all got that brown water, boy. You dive in that water you want to. Ha! Ha! Damn, yeah, look at this shit, nigger. Ha! Ha!
Starting point is 00:07:29 Look at this. Let me see. Look what happened when black people support each other. Look at this shit. Boy, look at God, look at God! Y'all got us spent a life, L-SG in this motherfucker. My body all over your body, babe. Got the white people out.
Starting point is 00:07:51 They nervous? That's right. That's what you get into the 85 South Show. All niggins in the front row white people in the back. white people in the back like wait a minute i see you i'm not using this look at ma'am what the rest of your jacket in this bitch is a half delta she got a a hat a coat on what the fuck this is a half delta i mean i was gonna be a delta but i changed my mind you look dumb as hell she got a half a jacket it's been like a fortune cookie like she went
Starting point is 00:08:26 She went to go get the dragon and was like, how much is it? Two hundred, bitch, give me a half of it. I got a hundred dollars. I think that shit work. Give me a long t-shirt in the top. Song! So what's what to say? Stupid.
Starting point is 00:08:40 I'm gonna say, fuck you into him, okay? God, dang. That pussy, Harry here. Any cougar that was leather, that pussy. Harry? I know that pussy, gotta be good. You wear a half a jacket. You see, that pussy had looked like she just took some braids down.
Starting point is 00:08:59 The bitch looked like a half-yel. Boy, that jacket, dumb as hell. She had it buttoned up all around her neck. Yeah, she got that bitch glipped up like it's a whole coat. They ain't gonna notice if I turn the collar. I know what she got that outfit from. She go, C-I-T-I, C-I-T-A-C-I, C-I-T-T-A, C-A-T-T-T-A. C-A-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-A.
Starting point is 00:09:24 See? Hey man, then check it took me out. That fish went grocery shopping right out. She came about to see the trees, yep. Give me some of these Hawaiian friends, right. And she don't give a fuck, even. She said that like, yeah, man, what, bitch? Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Whatever she do, she's a supervisor on a supervisor wrist like that. Ma'am, you can relax. You can take your coat off. I can do what I want. It already is off. And what them old people say, rest your jacket, baby. It already is on. She took that bitch off already.
Starting point is 00:10:03 The bottom half. But you look at her out because you don't know what the weather is outside. Nick is a cold hop. This one see that come over with regulation ain't got those. Chico, this nigga right here got all these gold chains on. What do you do? Nigger you, you sitting up in this bitch like, sucker stepping to me. They want to get something.
Starting point is 00:10:24 What's you do, O.G? You work for myself. You work for myself. You know that nigga, dude. That nigga's got an overgoal from, I'm going to get you sucker. What's going on with him? He died from overgold. God, man.
Starting point is 00:10:41 He's dressed like the candy bands. You know that nigga. The only one in his job making some money. He's stealing like a motherfucker. Say my name three times tonight up here. I ain't fucking with y'all two niggins sit beside each other y'all look like the Jacksonville thing is that shoot up everything yeah I know that nigga got he probably got three initials in front of his name
Starting point is 00:11:12 fuck that shit Lil Tommy or something I don't know that thing FTS little Tommy that man got gold to them out stand on those two handsies teeth man too hatter He still got a burst. New Wall County, y'all niggas don't play. Y'I've been threatening us on Twitter all day. You motherfuckers better be funny or else, Nickle. I'm like, or else, what? This Jacksonville, you don't want to know what the or else is.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Jacksonville, niggins is heartless. They'll shoot your grandma house up on a Sunday morning. Yeah, I know that bitch, get ready for church. PAP, p, p, p, pah, pah. Yeah, I shoot back. Fuck your grandma. Back, pack, pack. You're mad if you won't show you up to, right?
Starting point is 00:11:57 She said that's the slogan, we bang them where we hang on. Bain no bitch he did, bain that shit, bach, bach, bach. D.C., you want me to tell you why I believe her? Why? Because her mustache lined up just like mine. She a gangster! That more good. That more good.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Oh, that boy good. She got the, she got that little bus there. Ain't it lined up, you know she's serious. Let me see. Time out. Hey, white man, who the fuck you recorded for? That ain't our camera. That thing got the old goddamn football team camera.
Starting point is 00:12:38 What did you record for with the Panasonic, white man? Who is this for? Hey, I love her shirt. Y'all saw her shirt. Y'all saw her shirt. She got the freshest shirt with us on that bitch. I see and see. Look, get up, girl.
Starting point is 00:12:49 I went to the discount mall and that spray painted that shit. Oh, look at that, boy, that shit is. That shit looked good, but that ain't me, I'll tell you that. Yeah, D.C., it looked like you got a clasp on that mama. Hey, the shirt fresh, the shirt fresh, but it looks like we died in a car wreck. Hey, chica, hey, Carlos, you got you looking like a dolphin on that mubble, man. Hey, Auntie, hey, that shit fresh.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Now, that shit looks good, dude. You seen nothing on Landau and you came with the outfit man we love y'all, man y'all. Y'all especially, man. I fuck with you, Missile. You got a whole 85 outfit. Excuse me, ma'am. What kind of cat is that you have on? She got a two type of cheetah prints.
Starting point is 00:13:38 She got a cheetah and a jaguar. This bitch. What type one? This bitch is a cheetah war. Ah! D.C. She got... She a lion and a...
Starting point is 00:13:49 Tiger This is a Chi-Haw! Shout out to my folks on this side. We ain't forgot about y'all over here. The whole side over here. Hold on everybody up. Look at the people at the top and the little BIP bar but they stupid ass.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Yep, y'all have wasted your money up there, nigga. We don't see you, sir. We ain't playing no basketball, y'all niggas. There ain't no need for you to be standing up. You might as well sit down, nigger. You can see everything. Everything from my death on brother. I think it's far in hell at a company till.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Like what the fuck? Like I just want to see what she felt to do. She's about to say, Ra, right. Boy. That's a real cougar right there. She thought that shit went together until she got in here under them lights.
Starting point is 00:14:41 She can't stop. She didn't realize they were too different. Oh, these bitches playing the fake mom. Let me go. I'm telling it. I know what she got that outfit, bro. C-I-C-R-C-R-A-C-R-E-R-E-R-E. Hey, my nigga, what the fuck is that you drinking out of?
Starting point is 00:14:58 My name? Who it is? What is that? That thing is drinking out of it. Look, white man, who are you recording this shit for, dog? Like, you gotta let us know who you work for. You can't, this is a black event. This is for us.
Starting point is 00:15:13 You can't just be in here recording for. Man, leave him alone before he turn around and tell you who he really worked for. Listen, asshole, I work for the venue. All right, you kick right in his face. Shut the fuck up. You're some evil niggins. Well, in Jacksonville, got the best outfits I ever seen at the show.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Shout out to the white lady right here. Thank you for being a friend. Travel out and road it back again. Your heart is true. You're a friend and a confidant. See you through a party Look at that here And fight every one you do
Starting point is 00:15:55 What wrong for the fuck? And it would be the friend If you're just a beat And the sign of that would take Thank you for being a friend Ha ha ha What wrong with you? That nigga flat chase the white lady
Starting point is 00:16:17 She had that golden girl's wig for real. That was her natural hair. A white lady with an afro. Only in Jacksonville. For real. Hold up, I said it wrong. It ain't even Jacksonville. It's Jacksonville.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Jacksonville. That nigga that scam, you're the scales. Stole no seats! Oh, scam in there, Nick. Hey, man, I had to go make him bro. It's straight. That nigga had one foot. He was like, boy, I saw.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Hey, DZ, the nigger was a guy. The nigger with the gold chain that got kicked out. What happened with the gold chain? They found out that the credit card was fake and they made it move. What happened, gold chain? The nigger been still in them seats. Damn, now you're looking dumb. You've been using them fake credit cards too long.
Starting point is 00:17:04 And they're the coached you, sir. Hey, big man that was standing up up top. You're about to have a nigga come sit with you. That's where he's supposed to be at. What happened, gold chain? You got drunk set on the wrong side. Shout out to the lady right there with the yellow hair Yeah
Starting point is 00:17:21 That nigga said cut that shit out Nicka fuck damn, bro. Don't you like you better not talk about my baby I know right this shit You know why he don't want you to say anything about it Well here he'll like fuck that I bought that weed That's me He'll want you to say that about it because they fell out about the hell already They already got to fit no way that's too bad shit
Starting point is 00:17:43 I'm gonna wear my shirt I'm gonna wear my shit. Don't wear that stupid ass. I'm gonna wear my shit. And when people feed me, they're gonna slow that. Hey y'all, y'all see the nigga. He didn't put his hood on like, fuck this shit, man. I said something that nigga went, man.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Hey, bro, cut that shit, boy. That's so stupid. Oh, that's how you know Jacksonville gangsters. I started talking to the nigga over there. The two Lord niggins got uncovered, man. I want that nigga here, man. I don't know that nigga like that. like that.
Starting point is 00:18:14 It don't matter, shit. Listen, y'all got to understand. Oh, niggie, I see you in here with the goddamn tank top on. What the fucking's wrong with you? Boy, you look stupid and shit. That tank top loose in the motherfucker. They look like, too. Biggin' about the nigga, probably a male stripper.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Probably going to do the mail review. That's the thing, Jacksonville. Y'all got to understand. We don't talk about people because we talk about ourselves more than anybody. We all got shit that. We can just talk about that backstage. Embrace your flaws. Embrace it.
Starting point is 00:18:42 I'm gonna fuck somebody gonna say about you that's wrong with you embrace that shit. Look at my head, nigger. So we do. I don't give a fuck. Nigger made a picture of me looking like MegaMind. I posted the shit because it was funny. Right. I do.
Starting point is 00:18:57 I do. I'm telling my fuck quick, yeah. I fuck fair. Show do. But I promise you, I'm gonna fuck the shit. I ya. I swear on everything. You're the best two things in life.
Starting point is 00:19:07 You're gonna do everything in two minutes. Both tennis. Eat the Coochin for eight seconds. And that makes it a unique experience when you're doing that fast. Oh yeah, you got to do all this shit like eat, booed and pussy. And the shit like that. Where you go? Ben, Beno.
Starting point is 00:19:23 It's for me. I'm too high to stand on this shit. I'll be in fucking around the field. Hey, boy, that shit do got wheels on it. Uh-huh. Cafeteria, refrigerator is they to put right here. This shit. I don't leave that shit.
Starting point is 00:19:41 He got, Okay. You don't have to play some with some white people. What are going on? Look, we had to beat in order. What's that? Look, the white dude texting, he didn't come for the show. He undercover.
Starting point is 00:19:53 He's a detective. This place, Eagle has landed. Right. You look, police is here. Right. Ain't no way you and her sitting up late at night, snort coke listening to office. Oh, man, we're about to watch the Jacksonville show.
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Starting point is 00:23:48 What happened, bro? Oh, oh, oh, shit your stupid and pie, nika. You ain't even doing the loose leg, yeah? Look what I did, I'd create a lot of loose lead. Look at this nigga. Right. Loose man, he got a white man. Oh, no, he's good.
Starting point is 00:24:04 No, he good. What's your doing white dude? He's like, he died. They're like y'all fucking, what's going on? They are fucking. They are fucking. You don't see the white dude? Stop, you're embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:24:14 That's your boyfriend? I don't get no fuck. What the fuck is wrong? What y'all is in this, man? Was that a gay dance battle challenge? I don't want no parts of that. What's up with you, Jacksonville? We're about to do it and keep in real.
Starting point is 00:24:30 What do you know? We're at the show. I'm about to show you how it goes. Yeah, gay, dance battle. Yeah, gay, dance battle. Oh, damn. What you do? What do you do?
Starting point is 00:24:43 What are you do? Shake it. Oh, go with the hands. Battle, what's not battling that nigga? What the fuck? Boy, they are on that shit. Interracial couple in here, be playing with each other's dick.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Stop! Stop! Look, look what they're doing, bro. What the fuck is wrong? y'all. These niggas are a couple and they want to have a dance battle. Man, if y'all don't sit y'all digging the boot ass down somewhere. What the fuck? Then he came and grabbed the niggins like he's mine. I was trying to take that, nigga. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:25:23 All the old black niggas like, man, I don't know what the fuck. I didn't came too, my nigga. Like people are. Make a man, I come up here with that nut-ass shit. I want to go on something goddamn way. I ain't come in for that shit. Y'all ain't trust, you see? Y'all niggins always trying to shit, hey. All this pussy and Jackson, we're...
Starting point is 00:25:38 This ain't the time. God damn right. Auntie said, you better believe this, you know. She better quit talking to me before I fucked them boots off her ass. Oh, Auntie, they'll pop the legs. She got the boots on that sponge bob with cooking burgers things. Then auntie got that little pouch over the pussy, that coochie hoodie. I know it's good.
Starting point is 00:25:58 For all the ladies that got that pounce, that's what we call it the coochie hoodie. You know what I call it? What? call it the pussy pavilion what's it for billion like yeah keep the rain off the country when it rained keep the pussy dry yeah keep the pussy dry what the single lady's at tonight you know man single lady that's fucking for two minutes where yeah see how many less it was I was just gonna tell you you're gonna have to be single to January too close to Christmas start fucking with you you ain't doing nothing
Starting point is 00:26:31 you ain't doing shit with taxi We y'all always echo like, man, y'all ain't buying your d'n shit. What a, what a real boss business that's buying their niggas and shit? Where you at? Ain't talking about something. Don't talk about some things, bitch. Hold on, D.C. Miss lady right here, you made a lot of noise.
Starting point is 00:26:49 What's the last thing you bought your nigger? You paid his rent. Bitch, come here. I got to hear you on her. Go get her. Go get her. Bring her to the front. She's talking about I paid him.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Hey, boy, move. Niggum, move. Sit y'all have y'all time y'all stop that stupid ass shit You just got paid you pay the rent You pay him hey DC Hold on we got a real story You gotta ask where the nigger live at though She said
Starting point is 00:27:20 Jacksonville got some hoods The rent 290 nigga It don't matter bitch you paid it It don't matter you paid it Ask how much you were DC It don't matter the bitch paid it. It's no matter.
Starting point is 00:27:33 She said her nigger lost her job and she motherfucking paid the rent. Now, everybody do want to know. But she probably leaving not the part that she lived there too. How much, how much is the rent? She, I'm 50, bitch, give me. Why? I want you to sit your ass out, man. D.C.
Starting point is 00:27:53 What you about to do? About to get her money, man. Okay, real nigga there. No, back up. I got this back. Even the game. You're gonna pay rent. Okay, you're gonna pay a rent.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Alright, you're that dead to real niggins shit. What? Get your abs up! Stop getting on your fucking knees. A real niggas in front of you. B.C. Stop getting on your knees. That's what he do.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Look, he's about to be a real nigga and pay your rent back. Yo, cash out. Be a real nigga, stop playing. Yeah, yeah, do that shit. You don't have, you're gonna do it. Now you gotta do it. Hey, don't get mad, bro. Don't get mad.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Do that shit. Yeah. Do that shit. We got to do the cash up. He's about to give her the money back to room. Yeah, he's about to get the money back. Ben's lady, if he would get her to rent money back, I know somebody by you a jacket. You got that, what you got?
Starting point is 00:28:44 PayPal. Got PayPal? Can somebody buy her a jack? You don't have to buy Jacket. You don't have to buy Jacket. You just got about the rest of that one. It's on there way. He said he got cash out.
Starting point is 00:28:57 He got Facebook. Oh, okay. Facebook. worry about it. Well, that nigga line, though. At least he's trying. You know that shit good when even the gay dudes jumped up like, bitch, pay mine. What sort of gang shit, you beat?
Starting point is 00:29:11 Fuck you mean. But that's the thing. Ladies, if you pay your man rent, how many y'all just not say that in the argument the next time y'all get into one of them? So if you pay a nigger rent, y'all get into it. You ain't gonna bring up the fact that you paid this nigger rent. I don't believe you. I definitely don't believe you. See, that's why men don't like women doing shit.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Because whatever it is that they do, they act like they save your fucking life. You can send it to the store for some simple shit. Like, babe, my eye is it. Get brain back some eyedrops. Next time she get mad. And you're going to do a bitch like me like that? If I saved your fucking life, who else gonna bring a nigga eyedroats, whole itchy-ass nigger?
Starting point is 00:29:51 That's what I'm fucking with, a nigga who got itchy dry eyes. That's what I'm saying. And if she paid your rent, you know you're gonna hit that fella. Bitch, get out. where? Get out of where? This is my shit. This is my motherfucking house, nigga.
Starting point is 00:30:08 If I don't recall, um, 7.50. That's why they ain't no shit, fellas. You ain't gonna be able to tolerate that shit. She'll go hit him with a whole other line. You mean get out of our shit? We must be leaving. When you got your own shit, you can do what you want to do.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Yeah, you did? She got a bye-by-your-dook. What I'm saying? Where was you? Bitch. I was up. my eyes. I don't know what she did. I'm just saying, I care about you. I just want to make you say it. Man, do y'all realize the first time we came
Starting point is 00:30:42 to do Jacksonville, we was in a comedy club? Man, we in the motherfucking, a greener, nigger. They still use this. She's got to play that in a little boot right now. They don't really be used something. They're doing us. some favor. It just looked like we're in some nice shit. Y'all don't know if you're coming in here for shit.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, this is, this is what like the millennium tour would come, nigger. This is, the millennium tour going to be in this bit. This is when you come. This when you come see the new edition reunion in this month of all. We on our way, though, got down. This shit.
Starting point is 00:31:21 I'm going to. Jacksonville Giants play here. The Jacksonville. The Jacksonville Giants. We fucking, oh, they're like the Hall of Gros and Trottos and shit. Yeah, I know. They're going to be traveling. White and blue ball.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Basketball, that's the Jacksonville Giants. Wow. Look at O.J. He ain't know who the fuck was gonna be here tonight. He just came anyway. What's shit? I want to go to the concert, too. This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Man, I feel bad. That nigga ain't pay your rent. Come here, babe. I'm a real nigga. Let me step in and step up, you, dude. Come here. Come here. You're so nice.
Starting point is 00:32:04 My shirt, say, big bitch. Show is, bitch. You think I needed a shirt to tell me that? What's okay, is that? Big girl, breaking all of the rules. Dick girl, can't your rent for you? Big girl, breaking all of the rules, but she ain't thicker than the soul on her shoes.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Say, big girl, breaking all of the rules. Big girl, pay your rents. Bitch, you gotta stop moving. Big girl, breaking all of the boots. Because she ain't taken into a script club. I said, slow. Hey, that's what this. I'm gonna say you have.
Starting point is 00:32:45 You better take it. You better take it. You better take it. You're on the other half, then. Stop, stop. I wouldn't give her shit. Now look you to touch this nigga dick on camera. I wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:33:03 All she gonna do is use the money to pay a niggurit. I wouldn't get her shit. Oh, boxed ass. What else? Well, you playing that puts it wet? Hell yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. To send up on her, all that ass just can't wait.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah, but that ass still shaped like a UPS package. Yeah, it's a great package on the inside. Right. See, all that and all the five, that pussy. That big girl, but you don't get an extra wet, boy. I'm just talking shit. I hope ladies know, you ain't no such thing as bad built. We like bad built business too.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Shout out to all the bad built women. Don't you love old bad built? Oh, like a bad built, but you know, they got to be like cute, man. When she had them knees that be like this. Oh, that's right. Look, his girl stood up. I'm bad bill. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Your girl is one of the Jacksonville Giants. You're not bad, baby. You're not bad, man. You're fucking one of the Jacksonville Giants. She is big. Ah, he's stupid. You're not bad Bill, baby. Hey, when she stood up, it was about 10 women in here, like, oh yeah, it's hope for me.
Starting point is 00:34:15 It's hope for me. It's hope for me. Where you're like a real bad bit when they had a knee that be like this touching the other knee? Well, that's that wit, that's that wet, that. me touching that other thing making it's a I don't know what it does that's what that is this is a warrens no let me get the fuck off this you saw this move you saw this let me get off this shit bad built is unique though because ladies ain't it's you god don't build y'all the same like usually if you got the big ass tithies your ass little and if you got the big
Starting point is 00:34:43 ass your tithes little and if you got the big ass and the big tities your breath stink there's some shit like that it'd be crazy extra extra read all about it we got today's newspaper That's that mosquito right there. You're looking real good. She said, man, how bad to me? Bitch, you came here looking on the phone coat. Put that motherfucker on. Like, I hope they don't bother me.
Starting point is 00:35:08 You got words. Oh, your dress. You did come in with a lot of information. Oh, lot. Everybody trying to see what this one. That shit said. My nigger ain't getting looking like Rod Wade. What's up with you, nigg?
Starting point is 00:35:23 Yeah, but he said, what's up, man, that's you. He's a little big girl. He ain't no real fat nigger. He don't even got no towel. I don't check no big niggins got a towel year-round. Hot, cold, whatever. I don't trust. No bit nigga with a towel.
Starting point is 00:35:38 I don't know. He wipe his ass. Go straight to his face. Got that out there. Put him over right on this shoulder. Pah! Shut out to everybody at the top, in the back, all way up there. I'm talking about in the top.
Starting point is 00:35:53 In the back, back, got their old baths for what? Y'all fucking a bell. When she yell out, they ain't heard shit, fucking scream. Ooh. Stop, don't do what they need. That's a bitch in the parking lot right now. Shout out to all the ladies, man. That's up thick to the lacefront, come on.
Starting point is 00:36:18 That nigga right there says, ooh, yes. A little, they gotta take it off the hot one. Bro, I had some heads so good the other day my dick restarted like an iPhone. Dude. She rebooted you? Man, she rebooted my whole shit. What a lady's in here that give, they know they get that bomb head. It ain't but 70 y'all.
Starting point is 00:36:42 You got a mustache. I know you some dick, great. Great, great. And I had a big, so I think it sounds like a rock while a drinking water. Oh, that you know that young, young man, young man, you like that. I think a crazy. I think it sounds like a ticket machine, no chicken cheese. Hey, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, young man.
Starting point is 00:37:19 This shit ain't the hell I need your ticket, buddy. One, she gonna hit you with that. And side to the motherfucker who gives that real head. I'm talking about knowing you busted that, and that dick dead, y'all don't need care. Just fucking that dead, got me one of them. Bro, a girl didn't me like that one time. I swear to God, she sucked both of my shoulders loose.
Starting point is 00:37:41 No. Son of you. You know, when they give me that real head, that gawk, that slob, that slobh, that slobby. Boy, that shit make you sound like a whole bitch when you like... Hmm, ha. Oh, it's... Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Shout out to the minute that I know how to do them tricks. I'm talking about that spit. I don't know. How you doing? You know it. Yeah. Do that shit again. If you do it with a lot of spits, you can't suck my dick.
Starting point is 00:38:19 That's what they do. You can't suck my dick in the morning. You got to brush your teeth first. I don't want no goddamn morning slob. They like to keep sucking after you. Now I'm in the band from brushing my dick with toothpaste. Like, you know what? You better get your fuck when I get gingeritis on your shit.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Women love us to keep sucking after it. They didn't have you bustling that and sound like a little bitch. like a little bitch. Yeah. She'd be like, stop, stop. She just hit you, lay down, little nigger, stop. I'm going to tell you right now, later. That's the most disrespectful shit ever.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Don't ever call me a little nigger why you suck. That's he said, she said, that's when you become my bitch. That's true. As fellas, you know, you mean, when you be nothing, she keeps sucking, you're trying to get her up off and your legs get the moving. Come on, baby, shit, stop, ah, stop, get off. She's like, nope, stop moving. Stop moving.
Starting point is 00:39:13 That's fucked up. We appreciate it. It might get back up and it might don't so. Do your name. You know who I want to here from? The lady with a little jacket. That lady with the little jacket. Because she'll come to the bed,
Starting point is 00:39:28 buttoned it with just that little jacket and the boots on. Tidens is out. What the fucked up? She only gonna suck it for half the time, nigger. Look, this has a tini look, chick on. She's gonna suck your dizz. She's gonna suck your dick. for half the time and come up like look you by the rest of my coach you get the rest
Starting point is 00:39:45 of his head and ladies I'm gonna tell you something right now if we fuck at like time and I get up and take a shower and you don't don't look at the morning that we're about to fuck uh-uh your cooch-stay boom that I bitch that I'm gonna eat the snack bitch boom oh no it's coochic crumbs you don't like that pussy from last night I mean I do but I be on to eat the pussy on to go down there look like the bitch got cornflicts on that shit oh yeah hey fellas you know what that's like
Starting point is 00:40:17 dc that's like when you wake up and you just eat your wage from the strip club for last night you know they warm love oh hey see you said something about them coochie crumbs some coochie from real fellas you ever had to sweep the bed all about people and shh god damn look like a nigga was eating the chips in this small fuck that shit ah i don't found the bitch with chips in her pussy i'm out the game nigger I'm telling everybody at the barbershop, I found my wife. Hey, that pussy is magical. You have the fucking around got some of their cooja juice on your t-shirt?
Starting point is 00:40:49 Oh, yeah, that don't come out. That shit, you got to throw that shirt in a way. You might look on to put that on the drill. Yeah, it's over with it for this shirt. Got a barbecue in that motherfucker. What that is? Barbecue sauce. Nah, fellas, every nigga here that got some pussy with the clothes on,
Starting point is 00:41:05 put the dick through the zipple, and then got that coochie on the goddamn pants in the shirt. And you don't know until you get somewhere. Would you drop the Krispy cream on yourself? Nah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I just, uh... See, I can't... I can't...
Starting point is 00:41:17 I can't do that shit. Man, that... I got too much to do all that. Pull it through this. I got to drop these bitches. You can't fuck through the zipper? I can't do that. No, I'm not...
Starting point is 00:41:27 Nick, I said through the dick hole up the boxers. I thought you were saying through the zipper, I can't put that motherfucker up. I might have said, do the zippo. I might have said, do the zippo. Don't fuck through the zippo. Nah, you can't fuck through the zippo. You can't fuck through the zipper.
Starting point is 00:41:40 You'll chase your dick. Freddy Krueber to have been beating me shit. I gotta drive me, bitch. I need to have both my legs. Because even when I'm back to death, I know how to do like 18 most strokes. You can't get all the way naked fucking bitches every time. Sometimes the neighborhood too dangerous.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Especially if you ain't at home. Yeah, the neighborhood too dangerous. Don't ever get but negative if you ain't at your house. Right. Shout out to all the ladies and they gave a niggas and just pulled one parents leg off. That's, look it, like auntie. That's how y'all used to fuck in the 80s. She probably left their boot on too. She had on one boot, one pants leg.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Bands to the side. Pannies to the side. That's what the dude. That's an honor. She's an old cuckold. She made canvas burning in her house. She'll give you some buzzer, but you got to eat your best of this first. Ah! Which kind of house? Eat that food. Scream meat. She old made screamings and corn. Who had hit down with their Christmas shopping? Christmas shopping.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Who ain't started yet? Who's thinking about not going? Who am I going? Hold on, we left some people out. Who petty is fucking ain't mine, nobody done? Because you ain't get shit last year. You won't do it all that shop. I got everybody some good shit.
Starting point is 00:43:01 You ain't get nothing. I got you motherfuckers next year. That's being a black father. Being a black man, you won't never get shit on holidays, man. You get goofy shit. Here daddy, he's going to paint I made in school. And you got act like that's the greatest shit. I'm like, oh, thank you, baby.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Oh, look at that. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. When you said Christmas gifts, he grabbed. I guess he got that white girl for Christmas. Time out, bro. Time out.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Listen, Auntie just said that she's not supposed to be here. to be here. Why? And her nigger just, she said she told her niggins she was going to work. And the niggins text, like, I'm about to come through the job. He just, oh! Hey, call that nigga on FaceTime. I bet you won't FaceTime the nigga. FaceTime the nix like to tell the nigger. They go crazy, you're about to drive himself crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:57 What's he at? What's he at? Oh, oh, boy. Call that nigga is. Don't call that nigga, man. Her heartbeat. Her heartbeat. Hey, the booked up on, Chico, is he probably in here, too. in here too. Niggas sitting in the back, I'm about to come through the job.
Starting point is 00:44:13 What you're doing? Let me text with my auntie. I'm here. My auntie's told, because she don't like that, niggins. You think y'all gonna break up after this? Yeah. So look, if y'all gonna break up anyway, you should just break up with him on camera so he can watch it,
Starting point is 00:44:28 and he'll know that it was not really old. Right, and he's gonna be live. Look at all the real niggas, like, bro. You gotta have proof that you, that you didn't have a good time. You need to add about here. He's gonna go crazy. Motherfuggers is out here risking the whole relationship to have a good time.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Can you imagine being with a motherfucker you got a lot too to go have fun? You got to fuck milk. Everybody's going to pull up, bitch. She said, it's not like this. It's not like this. He's going to go to your job, bitch. He is crazy. What time is it?
Starting point is 00:44:59 What do you work in? It may not be no one nighttime. 840. Where you work at? Pop-bye. Shit. In that case, the niggas that might be holy, got there. They closed in nine, though.
Starting point is 00:45:12 He only got 20 minutes. Hey, but no, some real shit. I always, I felt like she worked. No, they closed at 10. Where you were? I got my auntie with it, man. I felt like she worked at so kind of chicken place, though. I don't know what.
Starting point is 00:45:26 A bit got to get a sandwich. Hey, Jacksonville, the only city I buy seafood out of the nigger Trump in. You are by seafood out of the nigga Trump in. The nigga around selling seafood out of the cat. seafood out the cat-dam truck with ice in it. That ain't gonna be a drink, like you, like you,
Starting point is 00:45:44 what he gonna be sitting outside that job? All goddamn night with that one black and mild, boy. Okay, what are you pa-ah, boy? What are you gonna have one, we're gonna have one wine, black and bowers, some sunflower seat. I was asleep. Man that's what you do.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Look, this is what you do. Just get Auntie to drop you off from the back of your job and walk around the corner, be like, oh my God, we closed so late tonight. Oh. I'm going to tell you the safest thing to do. Just say we turn up until you get shit. It's a lot of life. He didn't even add.
Starting point is 00:46:28 He mad you went without him. Oh, yeah. Is he? He'll fern, too, so he got to watch this shit. He's going to find too, so he got to watch this shit. Don't see her in the front like, bitch, oh, you right now. Not only did she come, she got the best seat in the house, name. In the front?
Starting point is 00:46:42 That nigger ain't gonna believe she bought them tickets. Bitch, who you fucking bought you this motherfucking ticket, whole? No, I see. Ticket, two hundred fucking dollars, bitch. You ain't got no fucking money. Who bought you them tickets, whole? I kill you, bitch. That ain't that boy.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Nugger, fellas, we gotta admit. When our fellas get hurt, boy, nigger get mean in the motherfucking. This is the fuck. We say what the fuck we want, so we know we got that. We got that bowing this. Hey, you ever seen the niggins so mad that his girl, he arguing with her, but he's saying shit back to himself too. What's the man?
Starting point is 00:47:14 You know that nigger, man, when he's the man, me fuck-in'hawk got me fucked up. Hey, hey, boy, hey, I almost did it, I almost did it, I almost did it. Don't do it, bro. Don't do it, bro. Don't do it, bro. Don't do it, bro. Hey, fellas, you ever been with your home boy when he's mad like that? You're trying to calm him down?
Starting point is 00:47:33 and then as he started telling you the shit she did, you get mad with him, like, bro, chill, bro, what the fuck wrong with you, my nigga? What happened? No, they fuck that bitch, man. What happened, bro? No, man, this big got me fucked up, bro, I'm gonna do that shit, too.
Starting point is 00:47:46 What happened, my name? Ooh, eh, eh, right? So it's my little boy birthday. Uh-huh. You hear me? Yeah. You hear me. You know what I'm gonna. You know what I'm?
Starting point is 00:47:57 You know what I'm. We got a problem, sir? What happened, boy? Okay, we got a problem, bro. What happened, bro? So it's my little boy at birthday, right? Uh-huh. I pulled up, dropped the gift farm, and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:48:12 Who you're talking about your oldest time, on your auntie towel? My little, little boy. Oh, man, little boy. Okay, Ben. Yeah. So I whip up in the yard, skirk. Uh-huh. Man, Nick Pussetho sitting on the porch with the nigger, man.
Starting point is 00:48:27 What? Who? Who? Who? Well, we know, ho-ha-ha-ha-nick, but let push you up. I'm already. Bro. What nigger, bro?
Starting point is 00:48:37 Man, you know the only reason I ain't say nothing, boy. Why? Boy, the only reason I ain't say nothing. Won't have my fire on me. You ain't had your fire on you, nigger. Boy, you tripping, bro. You're going to always keep that thing on you, nigger. No fuck wrong with me, bro.
Starting point is 00:48:50 What nigger was it? What nigger? Who was the nigger, bro? Who was the nigger, bro? Who was the nigger, bro? Man, I don't know the nigger, bro. Man, I don't know the nigger name, bro, but you know.
Starting point is 00:49:03 That niggas, that old flecks in there and nigger, that niggins, they had all them gold chains. The nigger with the gold tamed, bruh. Bro, let go, bro. Let go, bro. Let go, bro. Let go, bro. Let go, bro. We're on our way back over that big, bro.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Oh, you're driving. My bad, nigger. My man, I'm tripping, bro. Yeah, you're tripped. You tripped. Kill this, me. What we go on, me, doll. Hold on me, though.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Hold on, hold on. I'm going to go to papile right quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My girl weren't there, brus. work tonight. So what in the head, what the head ain't? What you folks say, yeah, big dog? Man, you're going to be.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Something like Papa has been. Yeah, I already don't start. I ain't already. Hey, bro, was your girl that at work? Huh? The girls didn't work when you were in there? I don't think I see. She always be at the second drive-thru-all.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Yeah, bro. You know that. You want to go pull back around? Yeah, pull it around. You got it on this side. You say, bro. So on that, bro. There you go.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Hey, hey, hey, hey, eh. Nah, I don't want no motherfucking chicken. Ted Kishi comes to the motherfucker microphone. What? She in the bad, though. Alright, I'll be right back. Sit on a little. Hey, what's up y'all in that bed, daw?
Starting point is 00:50:34 What bad from that? That one right there? Ah, that bitch. There ain't nobody in that bed. But ain't nobody in this motherfucking bad, though, huh? I keep walking back to the floor. And fuck, bro. Hey.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Straight. Where ain't nobody in that motherfucker bad doing, bro. They said she was in that bed, bro. What's he trying to do? Let's take all the chicken sandwiches out this bitch, nigga. Hey, come up off all these motherfuckers, chicken sandwich with a butt's ass, nigger. Drop the potato wets, wets, man, give me that motherfuckers, niggum. Drop the biscuits, niggum with the biscuits, nigger with the biscuits, come here.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Nika got to get the biscuit, bro. Know what the fuck on on, put the biscuits in the bag, bitch, niggum. Let's go, let go, let go, let go, let go. What I'm in the trunk, bro. Nigger, let's go! Now tell me what you're phone, stay in me now. No, no, no, no, no, look. Don't pull all the way up to the house,
Starting point is 00:51:47 they're gonna see the car and shit, you know the fuck, because you're pulling off to the side right there, so they don't see a pull up. Cut my lights out. Cut the lights all, but. Oh, holy, holy shit. It's great. We're on that hill, bro.
Starting point is 00:52:00 We're on the hill, bro. Hit the fucking gas, bro. Tramission the guy. Dang. Damn. I'm driving this fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Whoa. Come on, bro. Whoa. Hold, hold, hold. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Fuck. Alright, hit it again.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Whoa. Nah. Nah. Nigg got some transmission. That shit under the hood. Well, I thought it might have been the batterer in my neighbor. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Okay, it's on track. It's on track.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Okay, I think I've got to put a little. Oh, fuck. We're back in the game, nigga. This bitch won't stop back on when we leave. Alright, bro. Hey, hey, gang, they go right there, bro. Tie your shit up, bro. Tie your shit up all the way.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Don't put it on your nose. You're gonna be breathe, bro. Alright, look, look. This one I'm gonna do, right? I'm gonna come around the backside. I'm gonna flush the nigga out the front, right? When you run around the cart, you're gonna like that nigga to fuck up.
Starting point is 00:53:22 See, come on. Come on. Hey, bitch-dow, what the fuck you're doing on my lady, my partner lady, hi, bro. Say what, nigga? Fuck you, pussy, nigga. Well, come on the poor shit, nigga. Come on the poor shit, nigga. Come on the poor shit, nigga.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Yeah, bring your pussy ass on the porch, Nick. Big chipper, nigga. Brie ass on the porch Brie ass on the porch Pry that motherfucker, don't. Let that dick have a ya, puss ass, niggins. Yeah. Bro, bro, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Let's go get these, niggins. It's too late, we did it already. Get the fuck in the car. Try, nigger, try. Try, nigger. Take the shit off you can't see. Slow the fuck down, slow down. I know I hit one of them, niggins.
Starting point is 00:54:35 You did, bro. Hit one of them, man. I asked you, bro. What happened? What's all do? What's y'all do? What's y'all do? What do you mean what we do?
Starting point is 00:54:47 What's all do? What the fuck is you crying for, bro? Because y'all say y'all want to go through all that. Digger, if you're going to tighten the park up, Nick. Y'all going to ask questions. You would say you were going to kill nobody. Oh, I did it like, I've been going to check since I was like 80 years old. I'm getting going to live for no further.
Starting point is 00:55:16 What are you gonna do about this? You know that nigga gonna tell. Yeah, yeah, he ain't gonna tell, bro. What are we gonna do about this, bro? You guys are crazy. Hey, hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, bro, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro,
Starting point is 00:55:38 come on down, bro. Why did you do that? Come on down. Why did you do that? All right, they're going to be all right, nothing. Would he deserve it? I was just girlfriend, your husband.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Mr. Robert, I'm okay with, but... killing somebody? Alright, bro. Alright, look. Shit. We got to put a bitch in the front, man. You get the top, I get the ballroom. Don't touch you, nothing.
Starting point is 00:56:15 They're going to leave him? You got a hundred. He got some money on them. It's drug-related. And that shit happens every weekend in Jackson. A Jacksonville weekend by the 85 South Show. Yeah, yeah. Y'all didn't know we was into performing arts.
Starting point is 00:56:42 What? Shit be happy to so fan. You be like, hold up. Nick, I do all kind of shit. I rap, I tell jokes. And I suck titty. In different cities. And I suck tits.
Starting point is 00:56:52 In different cities. And a little cities. And different cities. Real-d-digger shit. And different cities. And different cities. Real-d-dick. And-sititis.
Starting point is 00:56:59 And-sug-tittis. And different shit. Oh, no. Titty. Ditty. Daddy. Ditty. Really-ass nigger.
Starting point is 00:57:09 We are Jack to Ville. Real-ass nigger. I don't do shit, but keep me real. If you got a fat ass, I'm a smack. What did you all? The only place for a bitch to come with a hat for a jacket. It's going down, nigger. Y'all.
Starting point is 00:57:24 I ain't playing no game. Playing no game. Ligger with the green shirt, got on 36 Gold Chain. And I ain't playing. Y'all. It ain't a game. It ain't a game.
Starting point is 00:57:34 The girl with the big titty's been lying like shit to her pain. Ah, ooh, hey, ooh, hey. Oh, let it in the front. Got a big ass. Must. Play, ooh, ooh, get it wrong. Uh-huh, get it gone. Hannah's up titis in different cities.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Going to etchalady, make sure that she pretty. When I came outside, I was looking for a ride, to say, Loz, come on, you can ride with me. Took me to the show, think I want to go. Roll up the blinding and swung a love moat. When you came outside, I was looking at the titties, like, goddamn girl, when your mouse was going. Doeball, come on.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Doeball, count on. Duval, count on. Duval, count on. Duvall, Coney, Duvall Coney, Du Bo Coney Nica, Du Bo Coney
Starting point is 00:58:21 L, Coney Nica, Du Bo Coney L, L, L, Coney O'L, Coney O'O Cahill, We had Durn that shit on, just a little too big. Hey, turn that shit on, just a little too big.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Turn that shit, oh, just a little too bit. So I can talk this shit. Hey, hey, let me talk this shit. Move to the side. I think the beach. DC Young Fly, wanna try. Show on what you do, DC. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.
Starting point is 00:59:30 I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all. Childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more. And found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer. Yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner. He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal.
Starting point is 01:00:06 He was shot in his house unarmed. Pretty Private isn't just a podcast. It's your personal guide for turning storylines into lifelines. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed,
Starting point is 01:00:39 and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, and these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets. With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of Tangled Up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of family secrets.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Listen to Family Secrets, Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much.
Starting point is 01:01:43 And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else wanted to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem.
Starting point is 01:01:57 My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like, oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. And slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh, my God, it's go time. You actually sent it?
Starting point is 01:02:20 Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. All right, you've been playing the same thing for 15 seconds. Right, stupid-ass, nigga. Play for the cheers required. Yeah, let Dread play for the children cry. All right, you know what? Fuck it. Stop. Stop right now.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Look at those kids. Look at those kids. Oh, ma'am. Where? Give me some keyboard. Fuck that shit. I don't want to hear no drums. I want some keyboard. Play me some hemp shit.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I got the nigga who got down with the church with his grandma every Sunday. He can play the fuck out of the keyboard. Turn up. This song is dedicated to all the older ladies. who don't wax the mustache, just line it up a little bit. To all the women who got a little bit of hell to cooche because it's about to get cold outside.
Starting point is 01:03:21 All the real figures that don't never get butt-neged and leave your socks on. This song for us. Tram. She sounds like some trash and scotchis. A little bit of mingo. Love on that cat Fucking on your auntie
Starting point is 01:03:43 Fucking on your auntie, fucking on your auntie. Screw up. Fucking on your auntie, fucking on your auntie, fucking on your auntie row She can't get pregnant on your auntie, fucking on your auntie,
Starting point is 01:03:58 she can't get pregnant no more That's why I'm with him. Cause I don't have to use no birth control When I hit her She's old a lady Don't mean to be rude All she really want to have a nice family to do So I take her out
Starting point is 01:04:17 Where she wants to go She like to smoke weed And go to the casino When you fuck on auntie She makes some unique sound When you fuck on auntie she come In a bedroom and a night gown When you love on auntie
Starting point is 01:04:33 She makes some unique She came up on a tea She compressed in a night down like Get this pussy young man She said get this pussy young man She said get this pussy young man She said get this pussy young man She said get this pussy young man
Starting point is 01:04:55 She said get this pussy young man She said get this pussy young man Yes man Pound cake. Look like you make put-ass pound cakes. Oh, she made good pound cake, yeah. What you say, D.C.? She made good pound cake.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Put a little bread on it. What she's gonna set on that? Oh, she made no pound cake. Pound cake. Pound cake. Oh, she made a pound cake. Oh, she made no pound cake. She made a pound cake.
Starting point is 01:05:32 She made a pound pound pound pound. Pound-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-paw-pow-pound-kow-pound-k! I said it with a potato pie! Oh, pound-chick! Pound-k! With a little head on the tide, I said it, oh! Pound kicks! Pound kicks!
Starting point is 01:06:03 How y'all How y'all fellin' up top? How y'all feelin' up there? How y'all feelin' up there? How y'all feelin' up there? Oh, y'all act like y'all on here, niggas. Much love, y'all the ladies that had that braw yesterday. Oh
Starting point is 01:06:29 Oh That's hit is sour That's sour Oh we're cast in here These folks got to move And these folks do too Oh what's you gonna do Oh they need some
Starting point is 01:06:49 Pong cake Pound cake Oh Pound cake See the little red bell with pow-kake I'm on tape. Oh, oh, wow. I okay.
Starting point is 01:07:06 See, love, like she fared up. You stick at his job, make you live a more for she fed up. Look, one, two, three, that's that child, girl, yeah, you fed up. Look, you fucking out, cause she fared up. She's about to tell y'all See T-T-Sail
Starting point is 01:07:32 Oh C-T-Sail That nigger Like, hey She said, I don't care He's like, ma'am, you know what, fucking
Starting point is 01:07:46 Maw-Kee She worked for Satan S-A-F-E Oh, let me see your Tiki, baby. Take it, baby. Uh-uh. I need the other one. You got to show your ticket stuff.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Bitch, give me the other ticket. Look at the third nigga sitting there like, not me. One day. That ticket, ma'am. Take it. Like skin. Hey. You.
Starting point is 01:08:17 Get your friend. I see you over there. Let me see you over there with all that foreheads. Looking like my type. Oh, he's better. Sir, I don't know what you're waiting on. Ain't no more seats on that room. What's on?
Starting point is 01:08:35 Somebody got to move. Hey, somebody go get me two more chairs. Somebody got to move. Yeah, y'all got to move. We don't part in that seat. I know what it is. That big nigger sitting in both of them chairs. Get out of the folks seat.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Get out of them folks. Get your big ass up. Big nigger can't move. Big nigger can't move. Big nigger can't move. Uh-oh, somebody else got a move. Big nigger got moves. Big nigger got moves.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Be speaking them too. Big nigger can't move. Hey, DZ. When he tried to get up, he'd be like this. When he tried to get up, we be like what. Oh, when they're trying to get it off, he'd be like the one. When they try to get out, when they try to get out, when they're, when they're in together. Fuck it.
Starting point is 01:09:41 I told you that big thing was into your seat. You don't want no problems with this thing. He got three dress and they all locked in together. That nigga been sitting down for a long time. Look a big dude that had to move. Now there, big boy, where you go? Big boy, look at Big boy. I told you that big nigga had just seen.
Starting point is 01:10:00 A long time. Big boy ain't walked that far in a real long time. Look at big boy, he's sweating already. Look at big boy, he's sweating already. Yeah, he's sweating. He's sweating. He's sweating. He's sweating.
Starting point is 01:10:17 That digger's in a passer. Oh. Oh, oh, been a panse out. He ain't walking a long time. Oh. He's been a padd out. Look, look. He's fed up.
Starting point is 01:10:32 That, bigger, that's bad up. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. That's going to do you again, nigger. You ain't, this nigga don't got no seat. Whoa, whoa. This nigga has been sitting in everybody's seat. I got stuck in here.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Oh, damn. Stuck in here. You'd have had to move three times, Nick. He's like, can you go down? No, that's their seat, move. Hey, I told y'all when he was sitting over here, that nigga, he ain't had no seat. Damn, leprecha.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Hey, my boy, you don't even want that seat after the big boy. That seat hot than the motherfucker ain't it? That bit wet, that thigin' been farting and sweating. Already. The goddamn back, all leaning back and shit. bag of shit. Like, hey, this chel too big for me. Wait, sit down, big boy.
Starting point is 01:11:27 Look at big boy, man. I got to reheat this seat. You got to reheat his seat. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, he's better. Hey, man, don't argue with them people. Look at the white lady. Hey, we in Jacksonville.
Starting point is 01:11:49 Fuck this. Go get some extra seat. white lady because these niggins will shoot this bitch up out they chair this is a very violent place if you have any extra chairs go get them god damn it just add them i don't want to hear nothing about no safety and shit go get them goddamn chairs marcia like a game of texas marcia marcia like a real white woman she said well watch your mouth buddy don't you talk to me that way she goes i talked all that shit and she's standing like you're not going to say police Marsha, go get me two extra chairs.
Starting point is 01:12:20 You better go get that chair. I'm trying to keep these police officers from getting active tonight. Relax, mister, officer. Look, the white man, officer back there, like, yeah, I can't. Yeah, look at the white man. He ready for some bullshit. I got my canine outside in the car.
Starting point is 01:12:36 I got my canine unit just waiting. White officer, we plan. We are just planned. Right. Don't get to spraying that day. These are sheds. He looked like to do that shit when that's a bunch of y'all. He looked like the crew.
Starting point is 01:12:47 white police officer that ain't cool at all now listen here I'm gonna let you go on the marijuana but I gotta give you a seatbelt you're not doing us no favor dickhead let me go don't let me go a little bit let me go and they always tell you why they're doing your favor now look I could take you in on the warrant but I'm just gonna take you in on the suspended license bitch they're gonna still lock me up for the warrant too when I go the fuck trust both about that just do just do whatever real nigger do when they get behind you don't you want to catch me motherfucker don't listen to that nigga they're gonna beat the shit out
Starting point is 01:13:27 you when they catch me quick white on your ass they're gonna whoop your ass but they you must don't know this florida you know how they stop niggas who run out from they shoot that bitch up shoot that bitch oh they're not playing take my chances you know the motherfucker won't take you to jail when i think hold up hold up bro Mr. Officer, I don't know if you heard, but the word on the street is the white people got all drugs and shit that you're all looking for. And the reason why y'all ain't fining them is because y'all keep fucking with us so much. But, you know, that's just what I heard. Ain't no snitching nothing.
Starting point is 01:14:02 But police, they got all the cocaine, all the pills, all the aquaciddy, all the heroin, all the crystal meth. They be making shit at the house. That's how bold they are, Mr. Officer. They don't even respect the law. They are going to CVS and bind up all the Sudafed and scraping all the goddamn dope off of it, making another dope, put some 93 octane in that bitch, shake that shit up in the baby bottle, sit it on the windowsill, smoke that shit, all their teeth fall out. Amazing. I'm just going to tell you this. If you see a white person with no teeth, them the ones. He's going to hit you with the white man. All right, buddy. All right, whatever you say. We know.
Starting point is 01:14:45 Like, police officer, like, for real, we can take this opportunity to really, you know, build some camaraderie. Why do y'all act like y'all so afraid when y'all we ain't up the shit, we'd be minding our better? They are not afraid. The police officers get new guns all the time. They just be wanting to use them bitches. Well, we don't do a shit, but really mind that.
Starting point is 01:15:04 You think the police are scared of black people? He is in here with 5,000 niggins right now. Unbothered. He's not afraid. I'm not afraid. Shit, they be acting like they're afraid when they pull you over. I don't know what's on. Coming with that bright-ass flashlight, nigger, you can see inside the car.
Starting point is 01:15:19 We are not underground. What the fucking it? Shine that bright-ass light in my face for. Where you're headed tonight to the fucking eye doctor? If you don't get that goddamn light out my face, officer. Hey, Mr. Officer, I can- I'll tell you what. I think I speak for every nigga in here when I say this.
Starting point is 01:15:34 No, you can't search my vehicle. What you talk about? You ain't lost shit in this vehicle. And no, you don't smell marijuana. because that was from earlier today. Yeah, I got some weed in here, but you gotta find it. I'm not gonna tell you. Think I'm gonna snitch on me?
Starting point is 01:15:50 He got me fucked up, Mr. Officer, do your job. I don't give a fuck, I played deaf one time. Played deaf. Eh, yeah, them nigga pulled me over. They said, you know why I pulled you over? No. They let your head go. The nigga was like, you scrape?
Starting point is 01:16:07 Yep. Hold up, bro. Hit that bin one more time. Officer, who told y'all to say this shit when you acting like you care about us? All right, buddy, I got you. I got you your license. Hang tight for a second.
Starting point is 01:16:29 I'll be right back. Y'all get in the car and get the talking that shit. 421, 2, 252. 422. We got a Chevrolet Caprice, 199. 1996. We got two occupants, dreadlocks. It takes too low. Guess what? Well, we got a runner. We got a runner.
Starting point is 01:16:53 142. 142. We got a runner. 144. We got a runner. We got a runner. 1444. I need backup. I need backup on the highway 95. We got a runner in a 96 Chevrolete Caprice. All right, he's on foot. He's on foot. He's on foot! He's on foot! He's on foot! Breathe!
Starting point is 01:17:21 See? This Florida, you can't fuck around and run from Napoleon. You'll fuck around and get away and get ate by a goddamn alligator. You then made it, you don't jump off the bridge. Strange shit be happening in Florida, man. I had a dog to take me one time. Oh, a canine? Yeah, yeah. Word.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Yeah. You're superhuman. I get that man. Dude, don't confess to that that is a crime. The police is right there. It got a manned out. Who did what I saw? You were an officer.
Starting point is 01:17:56 It wasn't a dog. It was another dog when I was in a backyard. That was an officer. I know one thing. It was another dog. I thought it was a K-9. It was like, oh, that bitch's on the chain. White people would make up some shit when a dog is involved.
Starting point is 01:18:07 Dang, got no evidence. Did you hear me? The dog was on the chain. Ah! It was somebody else dog. I was in their back yard. Y'all be having them dumb-ass signs on the dog in the airport. Do not pet.
Starting point is 01:18:20 Ain't nobody petting that motherfucking canine. Ah! Oh, what's your shit? Go, man. You get up and back here? They didn't fuck up and let niggas figure out how to register, service, animals. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:33 The nigg was on my flight with a big-ass pit boy. Everybody in that bitch was scared. Didn't nobody even put their bag up. We all hell hell. that shit. Probably seeing the strangest shit in Florida. I saw a blind couple at the hotel today. I was like, I respect y'all
Starting point is 01:18:47 so much. Yeah, I saw them too. They was in the lobby. There ain't no way I'm about to be with the motherfuck I ain't never seen the movie. She ain't never seen him either. They ain't never seen each other. They are beautiful. I bet they sit there and ask each other. What you think you look like? Shit, I think I'm cute. You think you're cute?
Starting point is 01:19:04 Look all these fans successful black women on this front. Look, Jacksonville got some cute-haired hood bitches. Y'all like gay-stead with y'all buy this fuck. They just got boutiques on Instagram. They sell it all the fucking lace front glue. They'll take that lace front on, fast beach. What you want to do? She said, I'm a manor.
Starting point is 01:19:27 They're selling. Lips, lace front glue. And dress. Body suits. Where are you going to start? selling edges that's what the money is you got yours but there's a lot of people who don't I'm gonna come on I'm gonna start a company it ain't gonna be weed this it's gonna be edges like little pieces a little essence edge you gonna start selling
Starting point is 01:19:48 you can get an edge front call that shit everlasting edges that's what we gonna we gonna make a million dollars on that shit then like we know what's the reason for y'all losing y'all edges is it because of them tight-ass burr your mama used to put in your head when you was little. Go to the Africans, let them pull your scout back three and a half inches. Now you can't blink, you just... I remember my auntie had that shit. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Starting point is 01:20:19 My auntie a cougar, she put some lashes on her... Jacket. Leave me alone. Hey, Chico. She got the half the Thriller jacket on. You got the Thrift on Thrift Jacket. Hey, Chico. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:33 My auntie. What the fuck is that? Uh-uh. Sounds like an alien. It's coming. What happened with your auntie? What happened with your auntie? I tell her auntie.
Starting point is 01:20:46 I guess she gets old, so her eyelashes is gone. So she went in boxing. I'll dance is for the bluesy plus stuff. But she put around her youth too much glue. She had to put around the glue her left eye shirt. With the eyelash still on it? With the eyelash still on? It's just an eyelash.
Starting point is 01:21:03 Ladies, y'all be having some real big eyelashes These days Those shit look like church fans on your eyes You're like, bitch, it's cold, it's hot in here, blink on me Yeah, yeah, that bitch is be long as hair One girl was blinking, they kept clicking I thought she was taking pictures Seeing y'all with this big ass eyelashes
Starting point is 01:21:22 You'd be like, baby, I'm sweating, blink on me real quick Let me get some of that air Thing, I saw a stud bitch down here earlier With some eyelashes on They'll block it You can block traffic with them eyelashes, bitch That's the thing, fellas. It's fucked up for us. We can't come with no goddamn renovations. You stuck with what you stuck with. Imagine I came out this motherfucker with a boozy fade. Niggins be like, what the fuck is that cool fad shit on your head, Chico?
Starting point is 01:21:45 Man, you got a big-haired head. We'd be dying our hairline. First of all, man, my headline died a long time ago. So ain't nothing for me to die. Nah, ain't a fuck that. That should be funny here if I see you with a hatline. The bro. You out, look who my worrying around. You just be like with a hatline. I'd be like, like, go about this shit. that shit I do here. Nika can't show up with a headline. You can't go get a whole cut.
Starting point is 01:22:07 It's a nigga in here with a headline right now. Got a little sweat, Ray, keep tapping to do it. You look goofy as hell if you got one of them manned wigs. You're just in there patting your shit like a bitch. Damn. That man got this shit sold in, glued tight to his scalp. You got a whole piece. Ain't no way, man.
Starting point is 01:22:27 No, nigg. Y'all want a hell of that bad. That's no ball, man. Right. you'll know what you're going to look like for the rest of your life. That's why when my shit start going out in the front, I was like, fucking, cut it off. Let me get used to myself.
Starting point is 01:22:40 Because all that extra shit, I can't do that. When you start raining, you stuck wherever you at. Oh, hell now, boy, I can't go out there. What time you think? You're calling your job. Yeah, I'm gonna be a little late today. Yeah, this weather is raining. Like, sir, you have a car, yeah, but I got something else too.
Starting point is 01:22:58 The niggas who paint the headline and they went to fake jewelry. I don't give a fucking about nothing. A lot of niggas were fake juries. I never understood that. I did it when I was in fifth grade. Yeah, I didn't have some fake jury a bit more. I feel like if the nigga got some fake jury, he just practicing for the real shit.
Starting point is 01:23:15 Yeah, that's, you know what you look like. It's like, yeah. I like how this shit goes from little. Look, the niggins with the fake jury looked at me like, oh, here he goes. But are you got to understand, you can't have nothing. Listen, some of them diamonds
Starting point is 01:23:28 be entirely too big to be real. Like, if you're going to wear the fake shit, Fellas, at least get some newer shit. You can play off. You niggas got 48-inch stones. Like, sir, that chain will call $60 million if that was real. But listen, though, fellas, let me tell you something. You got to study whatever you're doing.
Starting point is 01:23:44 You ain't got to be looking like you bought. You go get a real 14-gold carry-of-the-cheon from, like, oh, 5. From that, nigga. He got all of them. I'm talking about real chain. I'm talking about golf. These women laughing too hard. Like, y'all won't go to the beauty supply store and pay 30 cents for some earrings.
Starting point is 01:24:02 Oh, that. Oh y'all in the belly button ring y'all put that little old that belly button now you see it then blew up Look how she got to take her jacket on there I got to keep taking it out God Damn she had to lean she finally took that jacket off not because she was hot because her neck was Can I see it? Can I see it? Can I see it? Can I see the jacket?
Starting point is 01:24:19 Can I see the jacket? She got that impossible wig on. I got to come down there. No problem, ma'am. I'm here to make your suit, Mr. Involtaire. Chico you be careful with that jacket is real expensive I'm here to make your suit, Mr. Impossible. You move and that was totally unnecessary,
Starting point is 01:24:37 I could have walked around that shit. Security niggas be doing the most to make sure they get their money. Here you go, brother. Like, nigger, it was a whole bunch of space. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, put that shit in.
Starting point is 01:24:50 I gotta show you how to put it on. Oh, it was a handkerchief. Down, nero, nero, nero, nr, oh, nero, nil, nil. This shit makes me feel like a vampire. Hello, hello, hello, welcome to Jacksonville. My name is Chico Bean. And I am looking for a lady to suck her blood. What's your step-wife, man?
Starting point is 01:25:24 Do not hurt yourself. Talk your shit. Stop, stop, stop. Queen Doa. That nigga hit that speaker, that shit a little bit. This shit is cold. It was over with for me. That shit looked like its thing.
Starting point is 01:25:38 Smell it, Chico. As long as in collars pot, you get rocking in. She said y'all, like, smoke. As long as you... I don't smoke. She didn't smoke. She ain't got no eyebrows. Try to buy y'all a drink.
Starting point is 01:25:53 It's just looking. A shot, a patrol. But they were like, ooh, what, no. So. Chico, you be careful with their jacket. I know she do. She got her cigarettes in that front pocket.
Starting point is 01:26:06 I know she do. She said, I'm trying to buy you a shuttle patrol, but they wouldn't allow me to buy it. So I just bought myself a shadow patrol. You ain't driving it. Sound like a white woman. I don't know what the problem is here. God damn, she aggressive. And you're strong, too.
Starting point is 01:26:27 God, damn. This is a car coil. I like her. Here you go, baby. This bitch is about to go back to sleep at 6 o'clock in the morning. Alright. What's up, baby? How y'all doing? What's up, Dyson?
Starting point is 01:26:49 What's up, baby? What's going on, nigger? They let you stay in the seat. Oh, shit. What's up? What? God damn, nigger. You got that goddamn...
Starting point is 01:26:58 What? Look at this nigger. got that motherfucking Japanese fighting Trina beard with a this guy got some crab legs on his chin Give me a hug That they got the beard like Shang Suu of Mortal Kombat What's your name, dude? What's your name, Lee?
Starting point is 01:27:20 What's up, Tommy Lee? What's going to, niggins? Don't you not sneak and record me. You got that bright-ass android like, niggins. I see that motherfucker That look like a Chevy Capri's head like you. board me with me. Hey, how with you, ma'am? What's up, baby? How you going?
Starting point is 01:27:34 What's going to go Walk around there, Walk around then, Pam. What's up there, Pam? What's up there, Pam? I'm smoke beer a little weed. Hey, baby, Hey, baby.
Starting point is 01:27:43 What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Hey, man. Hey, baby. I'm gonna get this guy.
Starting point is 01:27:51 See what we got in here. What's up? What's up, sir? You look like you're running for mayor, nigger. What? How did I come out there? Fuck it. Come on here.
Starting point is 01:28:00 That's it out of here. What's up, boo? Time out before I love you. Y'all don't have to go down here. Easy. You know, I'm fucking nerd. Don't worry about him. Fuck that.
Starting point is 01:28:09 Nope. You see that? That nigga, look how he's looking at it. Look at that nigga. That nigga ready to fuck. What my party? He already looked like he didn't been fighting the nigger. No, I'm chilling, bro.
Starting point is 01:28:19 No disrespect. What's up, gang? The old nigga had to go down to snap. What's up, big? Old links. You a lady? Hey, babe. Yeah, what's up with you?
Starting point is 01:28:29 I. Stop playing with me. This is you fuck about none of that shit in over there. Still got that kushi up under there. I was trying to put my dick in a face. What's up? What's up here? Fuck that.
Starting point is 01:28:40 We fucking. What's up with it? What's up? What's up, nigga? We out here. What's up with you? Hey, me, what's up with you?
Starting point is 01:28:51 What's up? That's your lady right here with the back of the rug on. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Ooh. Shit.
Starting point is 01:29:01 We out here. I had to come fuck with the people. We out here. Let's see who we got here. Hey man. What's up, nigger? What's up with me? Ah, damn.
Starting point is 01:29:12 This shit's farther up than I thought it was. Oh, let's head and again. Fuck you be. Take a picture. We got too great looking like Mr. Elliot. I said it. There we go.
Starting point is 01:29:27 What just started. Oh, dude. Fuck it. Might as well, be welcome. U.C. That's what's up, home? Hey, Monzie. Where are you going, back?
Starting point is 01:29:38 Right. Yeah. What the fuck you go on? You call that. I'm right here. Daddy, deem it. White man coming. I'm waking this white man work for his money.
Starting point is 01:29:48 Yeah, walk your ass up here, white man. You work for the Negro now. Little niggas. Follow me wherever I go. As a war. Hi, Jessica. Hi. Hi there, Jessica.
Starting point is 01:30:02 What in the world? Come get this shit. Excuse me. Ma'am. What's there? Ma'am. Excuse me. What's so ugly man?
Starting point is 01:30:12 Excuse me. Ow! Oh shit. White man. Come get this. She got the motherfucker fucking fur. With the fur. With the fur purse.
Starting point is 01:30:24 With the shoe up on there. With the goddamn fur boots. Booz, man. You ain't looking like a guy. All these things over here, rub you. This is a guy right here. Hey, wait, man,
Starting point is 01:30:38 move that way, man. Move that way. Ah. This is a game to go. What's up? What's up? Oh, right. Right, man.
Starting point is 01:30:47 You a girl. Oh, yeah. Look at all that. No, turn your ass around. Let's go. She said, I'm a boy. Nigger. What's up.
Starting point is 01:30:55 Hey. Oh, and, oh, and Lowe. We forgot to shout out all the ladies in Jacksonville. They got gold teeth. No, they're here, five. Got money in them. Come on, boom. Fuck you mean.
Starting point is 01:31:13 She do got tated in the bed. You want another one? Oh, shit. What are you doing? All right. I've got nervous. Now, y'all motherfuckers are sprouted around the top. Of course you've been.
Starting point is 01:31:25 We have to. What? That's bad. Come on. That dollar general crown. He said it was ugly. I'm like, no, it's you. There we go.
Starting point is 01:31:40 What's up? How old are you? You look 12 in this. Oh, come here, see. Boy, I'm out of this shit. Go. Walking through that crowd, y'all got all the weed or shit out there. Oh, y'all don't go.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Get out of the stage and be like, come here. I love y'all. How you doing? You gotta come from with your seat. You smell like candy. I was up. I ain't walking that far. That white man scared. Oh, look.
Starting point is 01:32:08 God damn, y'all way far. Bring your ass back down here. This the ghetto. Now, y'all, nigga, don't start or some shit. What's up there? All right, you said take a picture. Come on, Karen. Come on, white man.
Starting point is 01:32:21 We're going this way. See y'all later. I was going to stay. But that did it. She was must be. See what my feet my shoulder speak You should know to say D.C. I don't know, somebody got my shoulders speaking.
Starting point is 01:32:36 Boy, you dumb as hell. They're called that lady Mustard in front of all these people. Now I speak. I smell like checkers. Come on, I already stay nice and shit. They'll be one to put that deodor in on. Hold up. Look at white people helping each other.
Starting point is 01:32:55 Oh, I'll put a turkey number for you, John. White boy got dread how you do that? That nigga dress stupid in here. A nigga head looked like an onion. That's shit like brand stick. What's up, gang? What's up, Gene? They're right.
Starting point is 01:33:12 Both of these are- The white man camera in this bitch. Look, I got a camera. I got a camera right now. I need a nigga wanted. I got a camera going for, going for 150 right now, 10050. Nick, you got the camera.
Starting point is 01:33:23 Real Panasonic. Nick, I got the camera. And then come up here record this shit, Don't record this shit, my nigga, hold up. Come record this shit, my nigga. Don't drop that bitch, my God. You got the 150? No, no, that ain't real money, I don't trust your beer.
Starting point is 01:33:38 Hey, we can't, turn this shit off. Hold on, nigga. Don't look. Let's throw the white man Carol, Nick. And then he got that bit, Nick. Give me, Nick. Y'all see me, me? Turn the camera on, Nick.
Starting point is 01:33:52 No, nigger. Fuck your camera. Turn on. She's playing all the bits in that work for him. Nicky we just stole that guy down we got that man boy you did we're in that wall you're gonna make what dc at what dc what dc what dc oh my mother had taken busy with this group home oh niggins go get dc bro get them on your camera bro hello ain't no steps right there just do it from the stage my nigga you can't be mobile like that
Starting point is 01:34:17 you ain't good yet shit i want to school for this shit i know how to work this old mother father no lean back bro you all these women had a trouble pass I feel the energy I love him. Bro, you might well cool out. Chico got the camera. It's good. No, I ain't walking out then. I'm going to keep the camera right here.
Starting point is 01:34:33 Hey, my, Nick, give me a kid. Jacksonville, you on camera, nigga, make some noise. What are they at? Yeah. You get the full experience at the 85 South show, nigga. We do everything. Tell jokes, make songs, report the show. Nogues doing everything.
Starting point is 01:34:56 niggas doing everything in the 85 South Show I want to go because these niggas do everything. Everything. I'm with the group home. Who are you in? I'm with the group home.
Starting point is 01:35:12 I'm with the group home. They got your ass over there, D.C. You're going to be over there for a long time. Hope you got a sticker bar guy. Get a picture of me and this nigger, man. Not going anywhere for a while. Turn around there, get your camera on there. Shit, we at the 85 South Show, I want to go because it's D.C. fly and she go.
Starting point is 01:35:38 And then notes, you know what I mean? Many niggas do camera work and everything. Oh! To all the ladies with their tits out, appreciate you coming out with your tits out. And if you want to tuck them in, shit, leave them. them out so we can be friends they want for here i might come over and then put some on you leader bussy in a car we'll nick i'm a gang's at the end of the day gang let's say that i got for the tent is out for the camera this look like an old porno camera this shit mr marcus and him was
Starting point is 01:36:17 fucking on wesley pipes so y'all think it's not where that is Chick-up, what's a real nigga shit, though? I'm nervous. Why? Because they got their camera high as a motherfucker, and if you drop that bitch, I'm leaving. Oh, I ain't going to drop it. That white man ain't going to lose his job behind me.
Starting point is 01:36:41 Look at the police officers. Like, yep, just go a little bit further. Now I got a theft. Look, he's an asshole. He back there, count it up. Yep, that's over $500. That's a felony. Destruction of property.
Starting point is 01:36:53 This shit is. Miss lady, who dressed like two. different sacred tooth tigers tonight what's you doing after this oh shit who that it's your birthday happy birthday to everybody celebrate the birthday all my birthday people here if it's your birthday turn the fuck oh look is your birthday is your birthday and that's your little birthday twerk chico come record this this stupid she danced like tina from bob's burgers do it again don't get shot now do it again do it again we got your own more time oh oh you do dance like tina from bob's burgers
Starting point is 01:37:45 damn that ass ain't big but it's loose it's loose loose booed oh loose booty we fuck with it This nigga D.C. that took a picture with everybody. You got to, she don't put that. That's right. We show the people love. Why, Florida, why do so many y'all niggas got on them goddamn school caps in here? Like you're not in Florida. Nigger, it's winter time, man, Florida, me.
Starting point is 01:38:13 This y'all winter? Yeah. Seventy-five degrees is cold. She said, yes, nigger. You know, I love Florida women, bro, because they freaky as hell down. She said, can't I get another with my head in the wrong way? They lost some dick in Florida, brother. No, they don't.
Starting point is 01:38:31 Shit. Ladies, y'all ain't giving up no pussy to the night issue. You crazy. Auntie, not you. All right. I'm not fucking with you, Auntie. They are fucking, you go over Auntie House. Auntie trying to fuck this and shit from the 70s.
Starting point is 01:38:43 With the bedroom window open with the box fan in that bitch. They still got the box fans, still using their box fans. Time out. Did the white man just go home because I took his camera? Well, fuck it. I'm gonna go ahead and take a break. He was right there. There you go, white man.
Starting point is 01:38:57 Come on the head. Come on here. Come on, white girl, it's not gonna work like that. Time about, what's your name, dude? I'm dark. Say it louder, man, what's your name? Paul. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:39:07 Fucking Paul. Make some noise for Paul. God damn Paul. Where's Paulie? Where's Paul? Paul's right there. He's coming down to you, D.C. Paul on the left.
Starting point is 01:39:18 This is my shit right here. She says, fuck Paul. Paul. Hey, Paul ain't this. What? Don't be waving at me if you got a nigger. Don't be yelling my name, man. Right. I'm walking down the aisle, the girl like come and give me a hug. I'm like, that's your man. She said, don't worry about him.
Starting point is 01:39:33 Bitch, no, you don't worry about him. I'm not fucking with you. Y'all niggins be so got, y'all are some better niggins than me. Because if I'm never with a chick and see out, Cullos. Front hug and niggas, I'm leaving her hand. Carlos. Don't you have a front hug, a nigga, why you out with front hug, both arms around that nigga, Nick. Cullos.
Starting point is 01:39:51 What? She said, yo, buy a lot of that. A lot of a brother is in here. Way yet. How she knows who my brother is? That what she said. Wait, yeah. Which one?
Starting point is 01:40:01 She said black women don't she. Like real brother. Which one? Where ya? Bring his hand down hill there. Somebody that hit real brother. Let me see. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:13 Always trying to get on World Star. Where ya? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fuck it. If you're way up there, he can't do that. I didn't know the nigger was coming. I heard that little sneak shit. He put his brother away to fuck up now? I ain't know he was coming. Your real brother in this book?
Starting point is 01:40:32 I don't know. It might just be a nigga she thinks, my brother. I don't know. We'll see in the minute. How the fuck y'all know? Y'all ain't seen the nigga either. Y'all ain't related. Don't worry about it. I think you can't wait to get out of this boyish name, boy, wait, boy, I'm going to... What my brother? Oh, for the goddamn shake that big hair,
Starting point is 01:40:59 ma'am, ma'am! I got that O.G., more, I'm going to make your birthday wish, boy. Oh, shit, let's get close. Move the nigga, O.T. right here. Ah, uh-huh. Oh, G, got his shirt. Yeah, O.C. been right here, hold on. Hold on the... That, that, nigger.
Starting point is 01:41:16 O.G. Catching. Now, he's been waiting. This nigga been part of his since the Awka Luke days. Shake that, put there, pop that, put there, shake there. No, I'll tell you. He's a real OG. But when that niggas smile, he put the goals out first. Go ahead. That nigga won't go with shit.
Starting point is 01:41:33 I do not trust that shit. That's how he walked up. Yeah, that they're coming down. I'm still like, boy, about that time. Y'all fuck with that booty. with that booty music in Jacksonville that oh yeah for real that's i gotta come to a party in jacksonville to see how y'all really do dancing that shit up in the problem they shoot it out they shoot it up but so what i mean shit they shoot up parties everywhere stop making jacksville
Starting point is 01:42:04 sound like it's just dead man nigger it is dying everywhere these young things got Sanseville is a beautiful place and boys with gold teeth this up dick and all types of shit I'm trying to give credit everybody else like no niggis really bad bro you are not a bad bitch if you're still at a Walmart I don't give a fuck with no such you not a what yes you're not a bad bitch and I need some motherfucking draws so if you're still not a Walmart I got $50 you can give me nine packs of tank talk if a bitch is still out of Walmart that bitch that did a lot in life You know how hard it is to come out of Walmart?
Starting point is 01:42:41 You buy your drawers out of Walmart? Like them old folks stop for you. Nah, but I'll buy something that stolen, nigga. What fuck is you talking about? Then you gotta love yourself. What shit ain't bag? You can like, buy a bunch of shit.
Starting point is 01:42:50 Yeah, that's important. That's really supporting the community. I'm not putting this million-dollar dick in no Walmart drove. Whatever. When I'm sick, hey, let fuck with these. Ladies, if you're boosting, I support you. God damn. You got a family to feed.
Starting point is 01:43:03 I'm from the hood. I love who loved me. Come here. I know What you mean? How I know it's a million dollar dick I ain't even like a hood pussy hit different I don't give a vote
Starting point is 01:43:17 I know it's bad His pussy is just like It's appreciative It's juicy, it's warm It be like they know they need you too Like when you leave they be like So you're okay I'm like
Starting point is 01:43:29 I was like Yeah we'll bring you a little Honorable ride in mother She'll ask me how I know. It's mine. That's how I knew. That's how I knew. That's how I got you.
Starting point is 01:43:45 That's how you know. What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's happened? What's happened? You think having a fat pussy is attractive?
Starting point is 01:44:03 You think having a fat pussy is a tractor? She says you got a fat pussy. She over here talking picture. That's hairy. That ain't fat. Your pussy diabetic, man. She's a skinny with a lot of hair on it. You need some insulin in your pussy.
Starting point is 01:44:18 If you got a fat pussy, you're gonna fucking run against sugar. Ah! That's how she over here trying to play with a nigga. I got a big old fat pussy. You think that's what a nigga out here looking for? Ain't these pussy too thin for me? We need wet, ma'am. The cougar pussy, you got to play with it too much for to get wet.
Starting point is 01:44:41 Niggins look like you're supposed to be counting some money, nigga. She's like, what you're doing, bitch. You know what going on. Yeah, the spit star, man. He didn't talk of shit. What the fuck y'all got going on up there in that party booth? Y'all got some shit going on up there? Nigger not y'all. The ones are about y'all.
Starting point is 01:45:03 Party buff. They came as a family, but they were separated. That's the mother side. Daddy side. They're up there half. We're in the basketball game. For you to let the white girl go. Y'all fell out a little bit.
Starting point is 01:45:19 He was hugging her early. Like, bitch is hot. You enjoy yourself? You, you're enjoying yourself? You, you're enjoying yourself? You enjoy yourself? Is it having a good time? Is it rocking me what you're talking to you expect it?
Starting point is 01:45:38 Hey, the police officer said to bed is. It's just funny. Is it what you expected? What's the scene on YouTube? Hey, Tennis, was it worth risking your relationship? Oh, ain't you right by the job? That nigga don't get me fuck. Did the job call? That nigga right out of her fucking, yeah, you know my girl at the 85 South suits, so come on.
Starting point is 01:45:58 That nigga fucking at her house, yeah, bitch, come on. Yeah, bitch, come on, come on. They ain't got a way else to go, come on. He's telling her what you doing, she's still lying. I mean, worried, yeah, bitch, yeah, she still at the show. Come on, let do it. Fucked up, thing, his home boy are already to text. Man, you gal up here.
Starting point is 01:46:18 Niggins gonna tell. Oh, y'all, man. Yeah, talk to that nigga about you, bitch. You act like y'all speaking from his spirit. A nigga snitched on you one time? But let me tell you some. Let me tell you something. If I see my paca, main lady out, I don't give a fuck, I'm telling my punta.
Starting point is 01:46:37 But I'm gonna walk past you like a red niggum, I'm gonna be like, bitch, y'all. Right. Make sure you see me too, yeah, bitch. All right, hold up. Let me see, D.C., let me see. Fellas, if you out and you saw your homeboy girl out with another nigger, makes a noise, you're going to tell him. Shit, some niggas are, some niggas okay, so they're going to run up.
Starting point is 01:46:59 Hold up. Niggas make some noise if you ain't gonna say shit that's that nigger problem You a lame man nigga you're a line man nigga bro. I wish you a man man one nigga made some noise two times like it depends on the pot What he's wrong with you nigger? That he was like yeah I ain't gonna say shit but I'm gonna say shit, but I see what I'm gonna do here I'm gonna wait But I leave I'm not gonna tell him like bus you right here like I ain't gonna Investigation that bus right here by the clue right now because I don't think you get a pull up in and shoot the whole ball I don't think you gotta
Starting point is 01:47:30 say shit I think you just gotta let her know that you see her like you gotta speak like what's up tasha what's happening who your boy so but you gotta be that's what you say who your boy with you who your man right there am I couldn't or you gotta go up and ask where your partner hey what Greg is oh yeah Greg that's my that's her boyfriend right dear you paid it you paid I look I want to hear the lady because one of these ladies right He'll say a nigga snished on the ones that what the thing? What happened when the nigga snished on? Which one of y'all?
Starting point is 01:48:04 Yeah, what's a low down dirt ass? Don't get quiet now? Come on, you ain't shit? You ain't gonna never be shit. Come on now. Now you quiet. Your own cousin told on you. I want to wrong, okay?
Starting point is 01:48:18 Ladies, y'all definitely ain't going to not say nothing. You see your girl man out with another bitch. Y'all is great. Turn the fuck up. What? Y'all got my fucking friend. Fuck the fuck up, man. here now fuck yes sir excuse me sir I'm sorry but this nigger got us
Starting point is 01:48:34 fucked up ma'am could you please call on face time friend oh no this friend friend look who we're here look who here let's go the gang's all here let's go the gang is all here where you where you go go don't leave with a little bitch and bitch I tell you knicker and I wish that little bitch would say some bitch we'll beat your ass in here come on come on come on come on whoa no No one. No one. I don't know the hole. Oh, don't know the hole. Boy.
Starting point is 01:49:04 The whole light beat. Watch that. Watch that. I ain't saying shit. Because then you look like a hater. They ain't gonna do nothing up to fuck and get back together. So then. So pick her down and go crazy. Do it all over again.
Starting point is 01:49:16 Cause some niggas be pussy as soon as you tell him. You be like, hey man, I ain't even in your business like that, but your girl is up here holding hands with a nigger. Don't you know this puss-in'nigger hang up right with you and pick up the phone to call. And be like, Carlos said. See, that way you gotta be a real nigga, you got to hold that shit, that's shit.
Starting point is 01:49:37 That's a hussy and shit that you know that you know this bitch that did. Ah, wait, I add the 50s up. Like four five, and I just wait. She's like, where you going? Ah, ah, ah, ah, bitch. Been to do what the fuck I want to do tonight, bitch. He's like, well, ah, because in October you was at the mall, which is in.
Starting point is 01:49:56 In December, bitch, you were out with your girl. Hold on Jabbaugh. In January, bitch, you want that church, bitch, you went to Arkansas. Listen, bitch, put it out your pocket, man. You're a patient-ass nigga. I ain't doing all that. She is. They do?
Starting point is 01:50:10 You think women on hold for that whole shit. What? We're going to argue tonight, bitch. Tonight. See, he can't hold it in. That shit be eating in my life. We can't sleep at night. That should be eating in my life.
Starting point is 01:50:23 He'd be waking up. This bitch cheated. I can't believe it. We mean waking up. Ain't no going to goddamn sleep if I'm mad. Hey, wake the fuck up. What? Can't lose no sleep.
Starting point is 01:50:36 I need to eat. You got to go sleep. Shit. Go to sleep. You go kill yourself. I'm telling you. Niggas, we ain't sitting on no argument. Ladies, y'all to hold all the information.
Starting point is 01:50:48 Y'all are dig. Y'all fucking investigators. You just find out everything and just ask the nigger all the questions at the same time. That's the thing, fellas. Bitches only ask me questions they already know the answer to. They answer you shit, they ain't investigated because they ain't wanting to run the risk of being wrong. So they're going to dig up all the investigative shit and as soon as they get right. So, um, but before you leave, real quick,
Starting point is 01:51:12 it's something I want to talk to you about. What you, what, what? Um, you remember like six months ago when you said you... I'm be outside. Hold up, hold up. You remember six months ago when you said that you and... Carlos were going to Miami. So apparently one of my cousins who lives in Jacksonville told me that she saw you at a restaurant with some white woman.
Starting point is 01:51:44 White? Yeah, you don't know any fuck with pepperoni. What are you talking about? Oh, you don't fuck with white women? Ooh. Okay. Unthaw potato. Well, she sent me a screenshot of y'all. Look at me, look at me, nigga.
Starting point is 01:51:59 That's unthalled potato wedges. This ain't you? Hey. Look at it. It's on man. It's on man. It might need my shoulders. Look.
Starting point is 01:52:19 When he turned around, he's smooth. Look when I turn around. See, they do all that extra and shit. Do their whole investigation. Man, we don't do that shit. That's why when we catch our ladies fucking up, that shit hurts so bad. Because niggas be in our man like I wish you
Starting point is 01:52:40 would trap in you. Then you find out all this shit. I'm gonna tell you why it hurts. She got a whole other boyfriend. They gotta get married. That's the most shit. Ladies, y'all can keep secrets like. to keep secrets like they look in their houses niggie you have no idea
Starting point is 01:52:56 go on way they got no credit no they see by the time you figure out that they've been fucking this thing is sent a bear broke schemes and shit to a kind of false this we gonna get what to bring y'all moving i'm gonna tell you why it hurt fellas because you be out here doing dirt if you are not here doing dirt you really want to give a fuck what your bitch out here out here, Lord. Nick, you want to go and shit. Look at all the pictures. Shut, fuck up, dude.
Starting point is 01:53:21 Fellas, why you always get caught fucking the ugly bitch? She don't never catch you with your fine bitch. You just be wanting to like, hold up. You think I don't got no bitches. I'll be right back. This ain't even the one. She just sucked dick real good. I got another bitch that you gotta see.
Starting point is 01:53:39 But you can't say that when she gets you, nigger. That bitch. You gotta just eat the ugly bitch because that's the one you wasn't supposed to be fucking with. Now you just look like you just fucking around with all ugly holes. Really? That bitch looked like a fucking man. Then your girls start talking about all the shit that look good on her.
Starting point is 01:53:56 Oh, he doesn't get on me with that fucking monster face bitch. Oh, don't let her be fine though. You said the ugly one of baby mama. Really? Well, you know what that is. That ugly baby mama pussy come right on time. You ain't know you was going nothing, but you needed some pussy real bad. She was willing that night.
Starting point is 01:54:18 That shit hurt a woman's phone. Fizzy how they can't speak. When she said you were the ugly bitch, that shit. Well, crush her. Because she got to go listen to her home girls talk about all that shit. They be crushed. Bitch, he cheated on me with the bitch who got burned up.
Starting point is 01:54:39 Women be heartless. They don't give a fuck about none of that shit. That boy, that's going to hell right now. Like, that bitch is. She didn't be with the girl got burnt up? She is burnt up. Like, why he do me like this? Hey, that means, five.
Starting point is 01:54:53 The niggins still gonna be talking shit. I tell you what, I tell you what they burnt up, though. I tell you that. Shit, on everything. Oh. On everything. She said, she don't mean with a girl that burst up. Don't laugh at that shit.
Starting point is 01:55:13 Ain't shit. And if you're the girl that got burned up, I wasn't talking about you. I swear to God. That shit happened in Chicago. My cousin knows they all this. He ain't had shit to do with Jacksonville. I want to talk about you. Ladies, you ever been to side bitch and your man, girl look better than you,
Starting point is 01:55:34 so you didn't really say shit? Never. Every time you was the side bitch, she was worse than you. Nope, they can't take it. They can't take it if the side bit look better than you. Don't close to home. They can't take it if the side bits look better than them. Yeah, like they don't know how to talk.
Starting point is 01:55:51 The side chick be cold as hell. So, like, what that? I don't do that. She'd be doing it. Like, tell me, please. The side chick be cold as hell. She just do little shit to keep you from being with us. That bitch hurt.
Starting point is 01:56:13 That bitch is hurt. her panties in the better of the flow. I just been right for her. I told us I can do better, man. She better to tighten up. Ain't nobody more humble than the nigga than the guy caught around. Fellas, you ever get caught up.
Starting point is 01:56:24 You turn into a whole goddamn humble-ass nigga. Turn it to a deacon. You know, go to church, get my life together. Baby, I love, look, look. Trying to running around in these streets. Look, I'm sorry, I'm going to do better, all right? Look at me. Look at me in my eyes.
Starting point is 01:56:40 I love you. I never do this shit again. Whatever you need me to do, I'm gonna be a better man. I, you know I'm going through a lot. I promise, just don't leave me, baby. Hey, never told her that. Ain't, I ain't gonna be no better man. Nigger gets caught.
Starting point is 01:56:55 He'll need to try to respond. What you want me to do? I mean, I already told it that who I want when you back. That's very rare, though. Most niggas don't tell a bitch who they is by their first meet him. Niggas just be like, yeah, whatever you need to hear, bitch. You got to tell the bitch. Look, you ain't shit.
Starting point is 01:57:12 You just got to tell the bitch. good intentions all right fellas if you ain't shit embrace then ain't shit there's some women out here to need that ain't shit me y'all bitches ain't you are alert like y'all ain't shit either y'all ladies first of all y'all really ain't shit y'all do shit and try to come it up fucking around y'all do dirty shit dirty shit like you got a whole nigga that work at your job you been fucking in the car at the fucking break right on lunch y'all in the goddamn back of a 96 excursion fucking like a motherfucker on your lunch break
Starting point is 01:57:45 women be so low down when they cheat they just be loaded out they'd be fucking a nigga with no car that mean you really like this nigga you went and picked the dick up you mean you cheat on me with a nigga you gotta go get she like that
Starting point is 01:58:05 nigga look oh oh she like that that thing when your girl cheat on you. She actually liked that nigga. Oh, yeah, when me y'all. Nigger get caught with you. You don't give a fuck about that girl he cheated on you with.
Starting point is 01:58:19 Nigger might say some gay and shit. Like, yeah, I fucked up, but you want to jump that bitch? You want to jump him? She liked that bitch. Oh. She liked that bitch. You sound like it's supreme, though. Hey, this.
Starting point is 01:58:36 That's why the nigga going to hit his head when you see her out with the nigga. Hit that shit. She like that big. Hey, this is what your home boy be saying when he in the car with you, he catches with her. She like that thing. Nigger instigate like a motherfucker talking big shit. Hey, bro, why you think she did that shit? She like that big.
Starting point is 01:59:01 This nigga ain't even got no cost. She's going to pick him up again, the pussy, bro. Hey, bro. I asked him what some money. She ain't had none. She paid this nigger rent She like she lie She lie
Starting point is 01:59:16 One more time, nigga She like she lie She like She like that Woo Boy, this sound like some shot A, nigger One more time, do that shot at shit You heard my voice at the end.
Starting point is 01:59:46 One more time. One more time. One more time. She liked me. Oh! You put that motherfucking house fan on the end of that motherfucker. One more time. She liked that.
Starting point is 01:59:59 Hold up, Chico. We gotta do that shit with the light. Hey man, hit the lights. Turn the lights down. Turn the fucking lights down. Need to make this shit real player. your real player turn the lights down a little bit more you are down listening to the smooth broods of the 85 South show you want to thank everybody in Jacksonville for coming out
Starting point is 02:00:18 tonight and having a good time with us but this one is dedicated to all the ladies out there or cheat on a nigger what a thing you actually like you're dedicated you're cold-hearted mother she like she with that jazz DC she like me She la, she like, she laugh. Hey. She like that bitch, what? She like that me, she what? She like that big you lie.
Starting point is 02:00:59 She like she lie, she love. Hey, Jacksonville, look, man. Y'all broke a motherfucker, Fucking 85 South Show record tonight. Don't go nowhere. Before y'all leave, turn the lights down. We got to get this picture. You got to show the world that with Jacksonville
Starting point is 02:01:18 it did for the 85 South Show sold the most tickets of all time thus far. Get your last stuff and put the phones up. Get up and put the phones up, man, and let them know y'all fuck with us. We fuck with y'all. Let's go. Let's get right here, fellas.
Starting point is 02:01:35 We'll see y'all. We out this bitch, 2020, here we come. There we go, hold up, hold up, hold on, hold on. Let's get the, like that, shit. Like that, Nick. Put the phones up, nigger. Turn your phones up. She loves, she laugh.
Starting point is 02:01:54 Jacksonville, Duvall, Way, yeah. Like that. Are you? We fuck with y'all, Duvold, a long way. Bill, keep it up for the 85 South Show one more time, Jacksonville. You guys are all officially 85 percent of us now. We love y'all, Jacksonville.
Starting point is 02:02:31 Sold out the veterans Memorial Arena, y'all. Make sure you tell somebody what you see you like to love. Just make you like your love. I got to love you. Here is my child. Just make you look your heart. My baby's draw. This will go y'all.
Starting point is 02:02:59 I got crows. Three, two, one. One more. Three, two. Which one? Which one? I got a fart. She didn't force it.
Starting point is 02:03:08 No. That's a weird. Hey, you know what they say this? See, everybody in. I got a fart. Should I force it? You want to do that? You forced that, me.
Starting point is 02:03:17 Go ahead. Let me see. Let me see. Come on. Let me see. Go on. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:26 Okay. You know. A little jack. Come on. Man. Let me stop playing. Come on, man. We got still hard people.
Starting point is 02:03:34 Who don't car? That's respect for walking that pot on. At least they go smell it in the back. Don't we know, y'all. Should I press it out? Huh? That's a question that everybody's saying? Hey, D.C. If you got a fortune, you can rob the shit.
Starting point is 02:03:55 What up, Jay? He's lying, credit card. Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Starting point is 02:04:07 Just like... Hilarious! Ha! Three, two, one. How? My man! Fuck, yeah. Hey, big head.
Starting point is 02:04:20 Ha! She was asleep. She was asleep. She was asleep. Straight fell asleep, Lose. I saw it, looking at me and shit. We're gone.
Starting point is 02:04:30 Worked on. She was asleep. She was asleep. Here we go, y'all. Here we go, y'all. Three, two, one. Unusual, three-low. Thank you, baby.
Starting point is 02:04:44 See you, like, big. Look at y'all. Dress in a light. Uh-oh. Dressing that light. Dressing that light. Ha! Ha!
Starting point is 02:04:55 Ha! Dress on a line. Don't wear it next year. I'm going to come down and dress black for somebody. Three, one. One, two, and one. That's ridiculous. What's what? You thought you were going to be a monster? No.
Starting point is 02:05:06 What does she have a lot? Same thing is like. Appreciate you all. Appreciate your OG. With the Express, you got that shirt. Yep, I got it. Appreciate y'all. No, you're a game, no.
Starting point is 02:05:20 You know this giant. He came in. I don't know who it is. You don't know who it is. You got that head like this used to have in the 60s, and despite the civil rights. Yeah, she's going to take a selfie. That's not.
Starting point is 02:05:33 That's that original black man right here. Original, OG. All the school, I told. I don't. That's great. I love you a chill, right? Like, I... I love my dad.
Starting point is 02:05:48 You see his shirt tone really? Oh, yeah. They're doing a selfie. She's doing a selfie. Oh, she's going to take a selfie? It's about a selfie. Man. My life is crazy, right?
Starting point is 02:06:06 I got this is. I'm lying, man. I'm lying. So, yeah. This is the next. We don't know. What's up, God? What are you doing?
Starting point is 02:06:15 How are you doing? Oh, you're gonna see for me that, everybody. Oh, the motherfucker. You want to stop talking about. Come up! Big party y'all!
Starting point is 02:06:31 Here we go. three, two and one, and three, two, one. Guys, they're making it important. What I said, me. Mom doesn't want to take you if he wants to recording real quick. And I have to say, hey, Mike, Mike. Yeah, we're going to say, hey, yeah, we're going to say. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:06:56 I mean, I only people like, come out. Her name is Terry. You don't want to be anybody? No. Okay. It's going. What's up, Terry? Hey, Terry.
Starting point is 02:07:14 You're going to go to A-C-T in the morning. Well, Deb, you're going to pass, but you're going to be glad. Make sure you need breakfast. Your breakfast. Strong breakfast. They're going to be sitting down for a while. Good luck to you. And if you got a cheat and listen.
Starting point is 02:07:25 You can't say. Don't. Good luck, Terry. How about you? That's a man, bitch, rocked those attention. Out of your business. Yeah, me.
Starting point is 02:07:36 Hey, I ain't doing it like that. I stole the twill. Go on. You got a chick. Hello. Love. That's what I'm a two kids. She got some more kids.
Starting point is 02:07:47 You couldn't do them again. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I believe. She looked like I'm looking. She looked like I'm going to do two. Two different days. Don't have any other kids.
Starting point is 02:08:00 Don't see me no video about the money kids. You make a video of my? You make a video about the other kids. Look at me and their police are looking at you. Like you're right. I didn't know what I know. I know the girls that know how to write your papers. You got to find y'all.
Starting point is 02:08:20 You're going to be the third back then to go. I got that type. Yeah. No. No. We're going to another video making three videos. Do this video. Do this video.
Starting point is 02:08:35 You know how to hit me by call them. I'm sorry. Hilarious. Uh-oh, police man. Oh, baby, Dad. You're going to be on next year. You're sure. She's going to do more videos.
Starting point is 02:08:46 Hey, she said we got to cry with some baby clothes, but she's having a baby. Oh, baby clothes? Oh, you mean. My baby he got me. Hey, y'all, baby clothes coming next year. Okay. We're jumping in the big clothes, bitch. Yup.
Starting point is 02:09:01 It's gonna be like a little hug, glad, baby. Oh, you do. My one's gonna be like a little ugly lad, baby. That's how you gonna do it. Uh-huh. Come on, man. Only real, motherfucker, gonna put that baby in a little ugly bad baby. And he's gonna really be out here, too.
Starting point is 02:09:15 But they're gonna make them cute. Three, two, one. They're like, look, what he is. The ugly, baby. Oh, hey. Jump in, baby. Jump in, baby. Come in, sweetheart, sweetheart.
Starting point is 02:09:27 Got no ugly, ugly, girl me. Got no ugly, girl, man. Ugly, girl, me. And we said to the mama. They want to talk to this shit. That's funny. I didn't go out, bro. I had not seen the girl.
Starting point is 02:09:44 And three, two, two, one, one. Skit shit. Don't know. One. It's Carlos. Thank you, man. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:09:54 Oh, give me my shit. Shit. Uh-oh, you're riding the line of fire. What's up here? Let's see you got to beat up. You get off the bus. You drop my bed, y'all, down this street. He stayed right here.
Starting point is 02:10:10 Let's get out the bus. Let's get out of this bus. She got to beat the bitch up on the bus. She got the same. Hey, two, one. Ah, sugar. What's on the call? That's sugar out of rehab.
Starting point is 02:10:25 What I do? Thank you. What's over? What she said? No. That was your work. She had to be a lot. She's at all.
Starting point is 02:10:33 That's good. What she did you? No. She is a perfect. I mean, what she tried out of her. Oh, family.
Starting point is 02:10:43 She said to call it. She's at college. That's been great. And we're going to have a whole day. She got two best days. Look. And look. I got a drive-in-your-s-hers-on.
Starting point is 02:10:59 Good conversation. That's true, that's true, man. The two of you are gonna be asleep. Me and Joe talking in the back. So I was to a podcast. I saw this art exhibit. I was listening to his podcast for five hours. I'll listen to his podcast for five hours.
Starting point is 02:11:18 You just jump in the conversation. You just jump in the conversation. Hey, man, before I started doing it out here, Santa Monica. Yeah, man, before I started doing this 85 stuff, man, it was rough it out here in Santa Monica. No, San Diego, watch. Only the Bob sucks a little phone. That's all right. What?
Starting point is 02:11:49 You read the newspaper about that shit. It was dead bodies on that movie. All right, I ain't playing with you. All right. I've been in party with the niggins that's a killer. Yeah, I'm killed with this. How? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:00 Oh. We all know. No. Oh, they're going to feel. What's he? They were out in the land. Phil, did you get some food? I think they left it out.
Starting point is 02:12:12 Come on. It's back towards the production. Who were? I forgot about him, dude. I should have made him a play. Oh, wait. Thank you, sweetheart. Joe, that's your brother.
Starting point is 02:12:29 No, it's on me, Bill. Are you friends? They're looking like. Now, you see him about, you're in three minutes. I love it. I don't want to see. You're like Sanchez. Here we go to y'all.
Starting point is 02:12:45 Three, two, one. Blueberry. You got calories, right. You can't you? She's still fucking. She's still fucking with her. She ain't loyal. Uh, I guess you.
Starting point is 02:12:58 She's like a way to do. Give me a hug. All right. What's up, man? All right. Get in here. That's Tris Tris Tratt. You don't know about that.
Starting point is 02:13:12 You don't know what that is? Hey, Tris Trash was a baddest bitch a lot. What's up, beautiful? She don't know who Trish Tracks is. She said. She was like, I don't know. fucking no end. Here you go, y'all.
Starting point is 02:13:24 Three, two, one. Two, one. One more. Two, one. Who? They're going to be a house, y'all. She's a woman. She's a white lady that can have drink everybody.
Starting point is 02:13:35 Thank you. Love to y'all. I appreciate it. Because it's a birthday. Like, why? Hi, sweet hearts. Something. You know this dick can sing right here.
Starting point is 02:13:45 That's right. It's hard. You're like, this nigga here. It's soulful. Man, they're still building this bitch. They're still building this bitch while we're in here. From day, we're in there. What's up, this lady? How are you doing?
Starting point is 02:14:09 What's up? What's up? Chirona. What is? What's up? What's up, Chef? What's up, Chef? What's up, Chef?
Starting point is 02:14:19 That's your meet? Fair, Sha. Shout. Shout. That you make it. One. Right. Two.
Starting point is 02:14:27 One. Ah. Shout. You be sweet. You're going to be sweet. Yes, ladies. There you go. Oh.
Starting point is 02:14:40 Hey, baby. My lady. Lady. And in none. Y'all, wait. It's her birthday. Here we go, y'all. It's her birthday, too.
Starting point is 02:14:51 Good birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you. Yeah, it's weird. Thank you. Thank you. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:14:59 That's your father? Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. 18 years old. 18. Hey! In the 18-year-old ladies back then. Yeah, yeah, I'll try to put him on one close.
Starting point is 02:15:10 It was a grown woman about the room. You ready? My daughter. Two, one. This is the three. One. I love him. I love him.
Starting point is 02:15:20 What's your name? What's your name? You got an information from? Troy Montaigne. Troy Monta. Make sure you got your information. Jump in, baby, girl. Oh, my bag.
Starting point is 02:15:31 Hey! Hey! Hey! What's up, girl? It's Tina from Bob Burgers. Oh, oh, they're about to fuck. Oh, oh, you missed that a little hump on, Chico. That's his business.
Starting point is 02:15:49 Everybody does a little home phone. they have privileges okay you think it's no lady in that line they want to hump on me you're fucking crazy three two one just made out of attention it's on my head so oh say phone hey that's sexual arrest me i love him oh say fine take on now see if he would kiss your ass hold another set a problem i don't know she's gonna take some shit Oh wait, hold on, it's on record now. Oh, shit. Here we go.
Starting point is 02:16:29 Three, two, one. One, three, two, one. Three, two, one. Uh-uh, get that for my sister. Sister, come on, sister. You're next back. You got your own phone. You got your own phone.
Starting point is 02:16:45 This is for you? Okay. How you don't? I'm afraid. Look for it. That's a little. Man. What a old lady's it.
Starting point is 02:16:56 Here we go, y'all. And three, two, one. Three, two, one. All right. It was all very, you guys, no. No.
Starting point is 02:17:09 No, I'm sorry. When she finished, goddamn growing up. Whoa, I'm 20. Oh, my God. You're a good. On bills, like, oh, Bill. You didn't have been put out yet.
Starting point is 02:17:22 You don't know, struck. You still got all the hopes and dreams and shit. She's 20. Fuck, I'm gonna do with somebody 20, all that energy. You go to you all day and don't need it now. I can't fucking that. Yep. We're all day.
Starting point is 02:17:41 No breakfast of nothing. Damn. You've been to a show before? That's the last. That's the last. That's it. It's served. Super tennis.
Starting point is 02:17:56 We're out of here. Yeah. Have to get that. Oh. Oh. Yeah. I mean, what? Let me have them.
Starting point is 02:18:08 Don't have. What the hell are you going to put them? One. The shirt. Three, two, one. Hey. Hey.
Starting point is 02:18:17 Hey man, you better quit eating that pork, that's what's killing. How you left, bro? Damn, that was fuck, man. We almost had that shit. I was crazy. Fake stand in the mall. Yeah. And he said we, too.
Starting point is 02:18:33 Here we go. There he go. Just bakes. Three, two, one. Look at that big-ass cloud of smoke from Victoria's secret. Oh, I'm telling you. Who's that?
Starting point is 02:18:45 Same phone? Same phone? Same phone? I could. I was trying to grab one. Smoke something, ma'am. Go ahead, go. A&LE.
Starting point is 02:18:53 You're talking to them. Yeah, I'm talking to them. He did. He do coding, too. I got to fuck with that. He do coding, too. One. No, no.
Starting point is 02:19:06 No. Three, two, one. You do coding on computers? Yeah, I know. You're talking to code? Same one. Oh, for him. Jump in, too.
Starting point is 02:19:16 Uh-huh, this is the trouble, Nick, right here. He's got to be trouble. There's already got his dope real in. I think it's down inward, high. And three, and two, and one. I think I lean in. High. Thank you for you, y'all, man.
Starting point is 02:19:34 And three. And three, and one. Yeah, huh. I just feel like they would be appreciative, right? We all got one. No more. No more here. Oh, yeah, good.
Starting point is 02:19:44 Okay. Okay. Dude, man, you're so seeing your shit. It's all in your face, bro. What's that? This is that, man. That's so tired of you. That's so big.
Starting point is 02:19:54 Hey, Emo. Here you go, y'all. One. One more. Three, two, one. One more. Three, two, one. He can't, you know,
Starting point is 02:20:06 when they try to flex to you, that's, that's, no, I'm waiting. Yeah, you bet. Okay. What's up here? What's up here? Here we go.
Starting point is 02:20:20 Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Okay, come on the middle. I'll tell you the time, so well. Hello. Hi. What's up, babes? Everybody cool? Is everybody cool? We're groovy? All right, cool.
Starting point is 02:20:42 Here we go. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Okay, jump in next, who next? Okay, jump in next, who next? What's the man named? Oh, what's the name? Oh, what's the name?
Starting point is 02:21:05 Hey, baby, man. You gotta get that fine? He got my side. I think I got drinking out of a sipping cup. Look, his girl, like, Exactly! He can't hold shit! I bet he'd be dropping shit for all the time.
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