The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live From The Nashville Comedy Festival Show 2 Crack Smoke In Yo Body! | Ep. 180

Episode Date: April 26, 2019

SEE THE COLDEST PODCAST LIVE IN YOUR CITY! https://www.85southshow.com/live The coldest young comedians in the game turn up for the second sold out 85 South Show at the nashville comedy festival. The first show was hilarious but in the second, DC Karlous and Chico Bean hit their stride and bring the non-stop laughs. You know they roasted everybody in the audience and take it down memory lane - reminiscing about growing up with off brand clothes and food! In this episode the fellas create an all-new catchy hit " Crack Smoke in Yo Body!" #85southshow #dcyoungfly #karlousmiller #chicobean FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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How many 85%ers do we have in the house, y'all make some new? How many of y'all watch the 85 staff show on YouTube y'all? Ah, we're about to have some fun tonight, y'all. Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? I got Chico Bean in the house tonight, y'all. Guess what?

Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? I got D.C. Young Fly in the house tonight, y'all. Ladies, where my ladies at? Ladies, I got Carlos Miller in the building tonight, y'all. She didn't stood up, she didn't feelin it. Y'all give it up for my boy, J.O.N., y'all.

Give it up for J.O.N. Now, give me more than that. Give it up for J-O-N. And my man Just Will in the house, y'all. Give it up for Just Will. We're about to get this party started, though. Just make sure you go on YouTube. Subscribe to the 85 South Show.

Tell two people to subscribe. Go on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter. Follow the 85 South Show. You know what? Can I tell y'all something? Can I tell y'all something? you are watching the next kings of comedy right now y'all give it up for the 85 sound show we're about to get this thing started young black dudes getting together doing their thing

independence ownership y'all we own this give it up for the black people we own this if y'all ready to get the show started say hell yeah start clapping fuck that stand up stand up stand Stand up! Come on, everybody, stand up! Stand up! You are witnessing greatness in here tonight. You don't see this nowhere. You see a show like the 85 South show anywhere?

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energy you can for Tico B, D.C. Youngfly, and Carlos Miller, this is the Eddie B. Ah, Madfield, what's up? Matchville! Oh, this is that pop-locking shit, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, let me get some, let me get some, you gotta get it to me, you gotta get it to me, nigga, oh, oh, you gotta get to me, nigga, oh, oh, ugh, ah. Ah, yeah, y'all, y'all, y'all. Yeah, y'all old niggas like a crackhead. Y'all old niggas can't do that.

You got, who, you, who. It looked like you got crack smoking your body. Who? Crack smoking your body, babe. Crack smoking your body, babe. Crack smoking my body. Yeah. Yeah. Crack smoking my body, babe.

Yeah. Oh shit. Excuse me. This is my crack voice. What's up, Jay-O-Wan? You good? Play that shit, Jay-O-Wan. Nashville, y'all good? Y'all can sit on down.

Right now. We're about to get the show started now. We're the 85 South show. It's going down. We in Nashville, and this is the town. Pop, like, let it drop. I got one brand new socks. I'm with D.C. and Carlos,

and you already know that big on rock. I say, yeah. One, two, what you want to do? Stupid, you already know. I ain't never been no hole Yeah No matter what type of problem you face it My nigga in the front rode up

Like he got his shirt out up the gas station Yeah Crack smoking your body Yeah Look at Snowbody Look at Snowbody Come on Snowbody Crack smoking her body, babe

Crack smoking her body Yeah Yeah Hey, black smoking your body, babe. You better stop. We didn't really make a crack-head dance on. That's it right now. Hit that shit one more time to go.

The fuck my party, you're gonna be seeing this shit all next week. Watch, you're gonna be at the job, be like, crack smoking your body, crack smoking your body, crack smoking your body, crack smoking your body, back. One, two, rock, three, rock, four, Bounce if you got that crack on the store

Take it one, two, loo-le, oh yeah, trackhead, bouncing like you go to, you already know it's true Jamie Crankhorn, Jimmy Crack Corn, Jimmy Crack Corn Jimmy Crack Corn Jimmy Crack Corn Amy All you got to do is just buy some crap, my nigga Hello, is it you?

Am I high? I'm going to cry Keep it going D.C. Don't stop. I want to cry. What are you all? Tell the people what your own. I'm on a motherfucking song. Hey, all.

Oh, what? Bring it off. Buh. I'm on a body. I'm on a black smoke in your body. I'm on a perkinson. I'm on a lor-a-tap. I'm on tired of all.

You're on everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Tylenol, nigga. Tylenol, eight hundreds. Yeah, you only get them from the, yeah.

They don't sell the best. They're all right. They're like, what you want? Tylenol from the gas? They said, uh-uh, I need an 800. The 800. Got them Tylenol's look like a mic and like, you like, I can't swallow this hole.

I'm gonna break this up. That's the time they get you at the foot surgery. What happened? Uh-oh. You ain't got to get up. That ain't a white girl. Oh. Ah.

Oh, he's bad. Crap smoking your body. It got crap smoke in your body. Crack smoking your body Crack smoking your body I'm saying that's all the next week That why she freaked out She by herself

Yeah the niggins sat beside her He was like, oh That's an Uber driver Yep Alright, chill. You going to the show Shit, come on, I'm going to go Oh, come with you

That shit by you You were my last drive Shout out to everybody up top, up top What y'all doing? Hell yeah Shit Y'all up there in the in-school suspension section Big-a-haired children.

Good detention, good detention. Hell yeah. What the ladies at in here tonight. What are the ladies. Yeah. We love y'all. Last year I got some sex-ass. You're welcome.

Who said thank you? I want to see if she really sexy. Her. Her right there. Her right there. Oh, that way, way, way, way like that. Like that right there. We don't weigh wrong over like that.

Hey, fuck that, man, you are, good. I'm just playing, baby. You're sexy. You are, yeah, yeah. You sexy, like, after eight, got that. Ah, you got that third shift sexy, baby. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Some motherfuckers don't get sick.

She got there, what you're doing after this time, yeah. I'm just playing, baby, you're beautiful. Thank you. Nashville, how y'all doing? Hey, this, you know this nigga gangbanger. He got this rag-tad around his neck like juvenile, nigga with your wanna self-tholded with the people about to come. the people about to come.

I'm telling him. Where you from, Geys? Nashville. What part of Nashville? What's the section? The part of where the gays is it? Southside. What's the south side?

South side of Nashville. That nigga got one goal, too. You better leave that nigga on? Real, for real. Is it the north side of Nashville? The niggas fuck with the north side, south side, east side, west side. What is the side?

What are you just throwing a white man? That nigga, look, he tried to do it on the low, but he was like, ain't nobody paying attention. He's like, you ain't nobody paying attention. He's like. You ain't see what he threw up. Clarksville. It was Clarksville, bro.

Clarksville, bro. That's where the hood is, motherfucker. It gets real over there, son. Where inside of Crushville? Where inside of fucking Clarksville? Clarksville, bro. What a head that's at? Oh, Clarksville is.

That's what it is. Clausville ain't no, ain't, what that is? Boy, they ain't no hole over that. There ain't no hole with that. What Clarkville is? What crossville at? Make some noise. You hear, you alive. You are alive.

Make some noise. Man, them niggas got knives and all types of shit on them. And Clarksville? Those niggas do not play. East side of Clarksville. Look at their lane. Oh, just the east side. Look at them.

All right, now y'all ain't fin the gang bang on the nigga. God damn. I just was trying to see the wings. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Scoo me. Scoo me.

Scoo me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Scoo me. Scoo me. Scuba! Remick! Remake! Remake! I said, did the remix to the Scoooby!

Yeah, oh, baby, would you move me? I said, Scoo me, Scoo me, Scoo me, Scoo me, Scoo me, Scoo me. Get your ass on my way, though. Excuse me, skew me. Y'all done, boy, I'm tired of the bitch. I ain't know you was even doing that. I ain't know you was even doing that. I'll be tired.

I didn't know you were just doing that. Shit, we need a drummer. We got a keyboard. He can play that shit. He can play that shit. He got everything. He got the organ, the drumpad. Do something stupid eye about it.

That nigga ain't enjoying the show. He's like, hell yeah. Crack smoking your body. Crack smoking your body. These niggas is talented. These niggas are lit. He's supposed to be up in with us. I love that deal, well.

I might fucking round and move out here. I ain't lie. I love this shit. Man, nah, dang, dang. right, dang. I love that. It's dangerous than the mother, but don't try to act like I don't know about the danger.

Shit. I don't know. It's dangerous everywhere, fuck it. As long as y'all show love, shit. That's all I care about. Yeah. It's dangerous in Nashville for different type of shit. Y'all got that.

Woo. Excuse me. Scoo me. Excuse me. Y'all got that goddamn hot chicken out this motherfucker. That shit scared the shit out of me. He motherfucker gave it to me with a pickle on and I said, this go on turkey sandwiches.

A hot chicken with a pickle on it. That shit comes with pickles on it. I was like, nigga, what is this for flavor or garnishment? Nigel, what's the country shit? I couldn't eat that bitch. That bitch smelled too hot for me. When I smelled it, I choked out. I can eat that shit.

Who the hell would want a pickle on his chicken? Hey, people didn't y'all fuck with the pickle on the chicken? Bitch, you better put that pickle on the side. Put that pickle on the side or make another chicken, bitch. Now you got my shit tasting all chickle pickle. I don't want no chicken pickle. I thought that was eight balls sitting right there, man. God, damn, I thought you was eight ball.

Mr. B, Mr. B, they call it Mr. B, Mr. B, Mr. B, they call up Mr. B. Hey, you better cheer. That nigga took this gun in his ass, you better stop. Ah! Deacon Jones, and ah! Hey, Deacon has been here with us during the first show, and now the second show. Thanks, Deacon. We appreciate you.

Make a show me safe. That nigga, you know, old niggins get musty quick. You got that old spice on. You know, the older on it lasts me two hours on old people. I bet you go over there that niggas smell like barbershop. That's why old people don't go no one long. alone, they're always in the rush. Where you're going? I just got to go home and put on some old the other. They make y'all, that's y'all uniform. Why they make y'all dress like

Cheesecake Factory greeters? Yeah. Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory. How many? Oh, it's going to be two. Get on a five minutes late. This nigga look just like this couch. I ain't like. I almost sat on that nigga. I was like, ah damn. I'm not about you. My bad. Hey man, get the fuck from over that. That old nigga. pull a razor on you. I do, man. They're about that dad right now, man.

Pop right there. That nigga good at landscaping. He'll got some grass. How y'all feeling, Nashville? You get your line up right there. How y'all feeling like Nashville? This is the second show. How y'all feeling, man?

Y'all feeling good. Keep up. Hey, white lady. Hey, us. Ah! Oh, she is not feeling it. Move the fuck on. I didn't come here for the bullshit.

I'm not even making my fool's shit. I'm not even making my fool's shit. salary tonight fucking with these people on a Sunday. That's their white lady. Like, listen here, if I have to call my husband Henry up here, we can shut the whole thing down. He's got the keys to everything. My husband's good buddies with the sheriff up there.

Up there. We can have the whole thing. You keep talking your shit now. I'm going to call Henry up here and we can shut the whole thing down. Oh, God, damn. You guys are already double parked out there, and I didn't say nothing. Get Henry jumped on any big, fuck wrong. with you shit it was a real niggas you better help too white woman fuck wrong with you

let me be here and like come on white girl get your nicks in she said no i'm not i'm not not here for that no i had a different mission i didn't she thought we were for real she looked up you guys gonna fight we're just boys auntie we boys and auntie we love you girl she left she already left henry come up here yeah they said it you know those three negro boys were talking about what's all my niggas in the regular seats I'm gonna regular seats. What's up, Nick? What, man?

You sit your black ass out. I can't see you. Nick up, like we're cousin. What, what are caught? Stupid hell, having a whole conversation. DC, hey, DC, hey! DC, you see me?

Hey! You look like a shadow up there, motherfucker, niggas. Sit out. I ain't lie, I just see a niggas that move. It ain't any saying that he's dancing on a low. I wish I was as high as she is. Look how she leaned in in the goddamn seat. She's fucked up, right?

She's sitting in her seat like this. She's geeking up in this big. Laughing, lay the hair. You can tell she like hot flaming Cheetos. This motherfucker, yeah. Yeah. She looked like a bag of hot flaming Cheetos. Ah!

Omega cherry! Bitch over that dress like the Caprizona juice. J-O-N. Why are you playing the music? The Chicago Bulls used to come out to, nigg. come out too, niggins, hailing from... What the fuck did you eat? Yeah, when you eat booty, that's what happens. You gotta get that shit out!

Hey, you make sure you keep that mic for the third show, nigger. Woo! Shit! Nigger, you ate enough ass to make you burp. Hey, so did. I showed it. Showed it. Ladies, y'all love that shit, tell the truth.

If you like your ass, eight donuts, come on, scream! And look at all the niggas who ain't never ate that girl ass, like, bitch, what the fuck you're talking about? So, so, hold on, who been doing all this, be? When do you ever, like your ass, bitch? My man right there really talking to his girl, he was like, no, fuck that, tell me who the fuck been eating your ass. Tell me who the fuck been doing it.

I don't know. Another nigger. Ah! Oh. Nick, I hate hearing that this girl achievement. I don't know. What's wrong? She's fucking, bro.

That's what happened. Don't see that. Nigger. That's the worst shit ever. What are you playing them demo games music? What the fuck wrong with you, boy? That's it here. Do-doo-do-do-do-doo-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.

That's what it sounds like you're going to your head. Yeah, that that's the first game that come with the game. Why cut that shit off, man? Not used to be telling the story. Well, that's the NBA 2K or something. That's the music. a nigga head when you find out your bitch jean you be sitting there trying to think of something be ding d'em it in a bing d'n d'i bing d'n d'i bing d'n d'i d'i d'i d'u'll be your thought

yeah we're gonna be your thought this a bullshit i ain't lie i ain't bullshit they been really gonna god-down soup me nigger some collo shit i ain't put on deodorant that morning god this bitch gonna buy me this goddamn outfit ain't gonna be fucking another nigger I got these jeans on, this is dirty. How the fuck you gonna say something if your girl bought you an outfit? Right. If she's cheating on you and she bought you an outfit,

niggins, shut your ass up and enjoy your outfit. See, that's what's wrong with Nick. She bought a nigga outfit, leave her the fuck alone. It depends on where you get the outfit from, no. Don't just go buy me no shit. There's a whole outfit, though. It's an outfit. You go buy me some Burlins and Co-Factory shit.

You then came back with a first down coat and some Wrangler jeans and some Mount Hill Your girl gonna buy you shit. She feel like you're supposed to be wearing anyway. There's always gonna be some shit that you don't want, but it's some shit. She'd be like, you'll look so good in this. Hey.

This is that the first down coat, man? Yeah, I got you something. Is that the first down coat? They got a mountain on it. I'm not wearing that. Hey, and to all my fellas out there, man. No disrespect, but if you can't afford for your polo man to have one person on the horse, don't buy that shit.

Alright, I'm tired of stuff. I'm tired of saying you were having a whole game. You got three, four niggas on your horse. It's like, nigga, that's not a horse. That's the horse, that's the horse from the goddamn song with the humps on the back. That's a camel. They got a whole bunch of niggins on them.

We got a nigga riding that bit. Nick with a stick. They're walking that motherfucker. It's a nigga driving behind them. Them the US polo assassins, nigga. They go to assassinate the polo man. The US polo assassin. Stop buying that bullshit.

Hey, I ain't even going to lie, bro. I swear on everything. I remember when we were buying that shit in school, right. And me and my partner was literally like trying to convince other niggas that this was polo. They were like, no, no. I'm like, nigga, P-O-L-O. Fuck what the other shit say behind it. That shit said polo.

I don't give a fuck if they say polo cousin, polo mama. That shit said polo and nil. Ralph Lauren don't need to say polo. I killed the nigger once. I said, but get what? Ralph Lauren don't even say polo. Yep. It's St. Ralph.

So you adding the shit at the end made the point. Right. And he was like, I get it. But then he came back to the net day. They were like, he still at the same thing. Right. Yep. I want that argument that day, though.

And fuck them labels. I don't get a fuck. I used to wear all that shit. All that man, embrace that. Embrace your motherfucking horses. All them niggas that's on your shirt. Embrace them. Name them.

Name them. How are you going to embrace them? Nick, you wear that motherfucker like it's a regular polo. You see a nigga looking at your logos. You see it, niggas, look, at your face, and then look, right at your shirt. All right, shout out to everybody who grew up on the cheap shit. You ain't getting no real shit till you got grown. Yep, that was me.

Then you got it, and you were like, you know what? I really kind of fuck with the cheap shit at this point. Especially Chaps. Chaps? That was like an under polo, but you know what they say, what Chaps mean? Could have had a polo shirt. No. That's what that mean.

Thanks for that, D.C. Thanks for that. I never knew that one. That one is new. Shout out to all the niggas that used to go to Walmart and get that faded glory. You niggas is rocking that faded glory. Don't do Walmart like that. You got the faded glory.

Don't do Walmart like that. Your tag got a U.S. flag on it. Yes, it dutch. Bro, when you said that a nigger put his head down, you heard somebody hard. Oh, nigger. Hey, bro, my dad raised me on Walmart and Target, nigger. I don't get a book. I'll never give him.

She said, period. Period. I ain't say now, bitch. Yeah. Bro, in my school, all the girls who had the Walmart shoes got pregnant first. I don't know why. I guess they were trying to compensate so they was getting that pussy. You got them in the buddies?

Yeah, but I got some pussy, though. That was mine. But look, no, nigga, I swear I'll never get this shit, nigga. My dad took me to Target, niggled out $300. Nick, I had bags in both hands. Couldn't even walk, y'all. Looking at other people, come bad to buy shit in that motherfuck. I'm like, what, damn, y'all, y'all can't buy nothing in Target?

Like, y'all is tripping. I go home right, me and my partner, R&P, my part, man. We play the game, and I'm excited, nigga. They before school, I said, bro, can't wait a man. I'm going to show you my clothes, nigga. I'm showing them my clothes, nigga, I'm pulling them out. I'm like, nigga, look you that. Nick, I'm coming pulling them out in bag.

I'm like, nigga, can you believe him paying with $15? He's like, yeah, yeah, I can believe in a bag. I said, how the fuck you know? I didn't tell you, nigga. That's what's a surprise. Hey, man, that's fucked up, man. Ain't nothing like the first day of school, man. That first day of school outfit, boy,

you look at that shit 90 times. Shit, nigga. You ever put the jeans hanging off the bed, put the shoes at the bottom of the jeans and put... I ain't had no bed like that, so I just had to lay my mouth on. And take it one step further and put the goddamn socks in the shoes

and let them hang over. See, y'all can do that. I'm the type of nigga they got to put my shit on. I can do that, put that shit all on the bed. Like, oh, that shit looks good. They put that motherfucker on and go right in the mirror. Like, boy, this shit ugly than a motherfucker. When your car is making a strange noise,

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nigger put me on, nigga put me on, look like an outfit, man. Somebody think, you dead in there, see your whole outfit on the bed. Oh, that dinkin, I died, man. That's the thing, when you got their fresh outfit, there's nothing like getting that compliment

when you come in, oh, man, you fly. Oh, you like that right there? Yeah, I put something light. I ain't really do too much tonight because I knew I was coming out here, so I just took the little slacks on with the fucking gaiters and shit. I can't tell a nigga shit when he got his shit on.

What, boy, when he got that shit on, niggas, you can't tell a nigga in a night. You can tell him when the nigga ain't got his compliment yet because the nigger here thing funny. You're stupid. You're dumbies a papa. Appreciate that, bro. Who me?

Oh, nah, that ain't that like, baby. Ain't this shit? I always had to defend myself, Nick. Really? Yeah, Nick, I grew up different, bro. I literally grew up different, bro. Like, I wore fake clothes tonight, tell great. What did you mean fake clothes?

Like, nigger, fake clothes, you look at my shoes. If I had on F-O-1, you had on F-O-1, you could tell you're over 90 and I was 50. Damn. But I was still the nigger that was trying to persuade, you'd be like, look, you need to take those 90 back and go get you two pair of 50.

Yeah. Shout to all the niggas who go buy a real pair of 4-1s and change the little thing right there and put them on the fake shoes. Y'all nigga know what going on. Y'all did it. Niggas than wore fake shoes before. Remember them?

Remember them fake Jordans? Nigger, remember they had them clear Jordans? They had SpongeBob and shit on the side of them. Niggas was rocking the shit out of them. You know, down where Jordan don't fuck with SpongeBob, nigga, you see-through Jordans, really? The see-through Jordans, the clear one. Your feet was sweating in the Georgia.

Oh, nigga shit used to be fogged up with the dirty socks like, nigga. You need to go to jail. Hey man. On some real shit. I still got a fake pair of joins that I ain't never going to well. Uh-uh, throw them away. What you get off?

They mean too much to me, bro. They're a pair fucking threes with Barack Obama when he became the president. That was the rhythm of the fake joins. They would get him from the African, yeah, if the new, at the new PI. He on the side of them bitch is doing like this. I was like, bro, I got to keep me. Well, I just, you know, like for people, it's other options.

Like, you know what I mean? I'm into the fashion shit heavy. I'm into the fashion shit heavy. It's other options. It's cheapest shit that's name brand that you can buy your kids. Don't buy your kids them Jordans with the man on it that's not doing this, nigga.

Yo, you've seen your son to school, your man or your man George's coming off the bench, niggas like, oh, nah. They're gonna beat your son up. He's gonna have to fight. He gets suspended the first day. Like, I had fake shoes all the 10th grade, nigga.

I'm damn-n-n-grown man. How you think that feels? Keep explaining to other niggas. Like, I'm different than you though, bro. My mama ain't got no money like you know, bro. You feel? You said, real. $50, $90.

Who was, I'm smarter than you, bro. Right. You got to, you got to explain the niggas where the other 40 went. That other $40 is utilized in my household. But that's what my roasting skill came from. That's what you get them from. Mine came from, like I said, I used to have, my mother who was buying me size 13 shoes when I wore like an eight and a half that she was getting them cheap.

It's a true story. That is a true story. I never forget. I had to pay a motherfucking of Ben Baker, Jordans. They was a size 13. I had a bad jeans shorts on and a red shirt. And we used to walk to school. We didn't have no school buzzers and shit in D.C.,

so we used to walk to school. I used to go to my cousin house and knock on the door so pick him up before we give my man Rashid. I go knock on this nigga door. This nigga open the door. He was like, damn, bro. Why to fuck your shoes so long? I'm like, nigga, just come on.

Let's go to school, my nigga. They tell my dick, come on. My nigga, them was the hardest shoes to walk him, bro. Nick, they was five sizes of two big. My nigga, I'm talking about. But your feet ain't even walking in them motherfucker. My nigger. You gotta get put on the crane, ugly.

Big ass shoes. But that was my mother, that was what she said. She said, look, nigger, long as I'm buying the shit, you shut the fuck up and wear it. You want to wear what you want to wear. You get you some money and buy it. And I was like, bet. Because I can't wear these big ass shoes to high school.

I ain't gonna get no pussy, mama. The fuck as you're trying to set me up for. Not a 10. Not a few sad. I'm 13. I won six. My sister was six. I was probably like in a three.

But my sister wore six. And she had like real shoes. I just like fought this shit. Put on two pairs socks, little big ass shoe, you know. I got a whole bunch of room in the back of that motherfucker. My shit, JP, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. They got the flip-flops on. They're like, why you walking like a bit?

I'm like, shit. I'm trying to keep these motherfuckers on, but that's it. Not creasing. Hey, man, this is a row-ass shit. Why's just the whole-time, why I'm in front of my shoe, bent up? I'm like, boy, I don't know why they bent up. I'm like, that.

That's, they bent, that's, they've been. in school was a motherfucker, dog. Like, that is a different type of embarrassment you go through when you're in school, my nigga. What happened? You know, I'm just looking for a lot of people. Oh, okay, yeah, my bad. You can't just stand up like that to look off,

like, oh, nigger, I thought I was about to jump off. Appreciate you. Look at all the niggins pull their lighters out. That nigga out. Right. Nothing about that. We are the world. But, yeah, that embarrassment in school, man.

Like, that was a different type of embarrassment. You go to school and shit, and motherfucker see you with the fake shit on. What happened? What? I know. I feel like we're getting judged right now. They're gonna put me out.

No, bitch, they made money tonight. We good. Yeah. That's how you talk your shit, Flah. That's how you talk your shit. When you make the gangbanger stand up, nigga, hell, yeah. Nigga, on the hood,

nigga, made good money tonight. Nigel, fuck these four. Spoke your club. They ain't putting the south side out. Here, you're talking about it. But I appreciate that, though. She cared, though. They were like, put that hot, put that hot.

That's right. She was concerned. They don't want to show it here early. They're like, we paid our money. They can put that hot, nigga. Right. Not yet. Wait till the end.

Do that shit out like Popeye. Want to hit this shit, Carlos, so I won't get in trouble by myself. Man, you know. Shit, I go to jail with you. That's a nigga for your ass right here. Hey, man, this is a little bit, man. Hit that motherfucker.

That's probably how everybody in here starts smoking weed just like that. Come on, nigga, this smoking one time. See how I make a feel. I took you sit on the low, you've seen it. It's that muscle memory, bro, my bad. Hey, man, all you light are still in, niggas. This is, eh, y'all disrespect. This is what we really be doing when y'all think we'd be out fucking holes,

niggins just be sitting there trying to get it like together, hitting the blood, man. Right, cause why? Black men don't cheat. Nope. Shut the fuck up, ladies. You heard what we said. Black men don't cheat, come on y'all.

Black men don't cheat. Say it with me, black men don't cheat. Black men don't cheat. What we cheated on? That's a country song right there. What we cheated on? I don't turn in Professor Club of that bitch. Black men are the most faithful niggas out here.

Come on, buddy, love. Black men don't cheat. God damn. Let me tell you another thing, Tuckie. What's your tip man? Black men, you understand? Do not cheat, man. Okay, brother. Because it ain't in our nature, man.

See, the white man do all the cheat, man. Talk your shit. The Asian man cheat. Right. The Hispanic man cheat. So no. But the black man, no sir. And you know why, brother.

Well, I know why. Do you know why, brother? It's the melanin. You right, brother, but it's more dear. It's deep. Excuse you. It's deeper than that. See, the black man can't cheat

because the black man has been getting cheated since he has been here. been here. So basically what you're saying, nothing from nothing leaves nothing because he never had nothing to begin with. You can't cheat when you're being cheated. This entire system has been set up to cheat us.

You are deep, brother. So there is no way that we can cheat because the system won't allow us to prosper enough to have anything to be able to cheat with. Talk your shit. I can't come behind that. I don't know that many words. My brother is fine.

I love them niggins. Don't nobody talk like the niggins from the nation of Islam. Man, I grew up with them niggins in my household. They'll make anything sound cool. My dear brother, it seems that you are representing an organization around your neck. The neck is the most important part of the human body, but on the black man it's even more important. You are covering up your cheek, my brother. If you were to dedicate yourself to the community in a way that you could...

My sister? Shut up, bitch. My sister? He's trying to tell this nigga by itself, damn it. Wait a second, my sister. Get him, Diego. No, she didn't, no, no, my brother, that's where you're wrong. See, I could never be messed up because I am focused.

And the focus is where it needs to be. My brother, take that off of your neck and put it in your pocket. And you know what you wear around your neck? The pride of the black man. That's what you wear around your neck, my friend. You said, no, my brother, you can't take it off? Absolutely, I understand. Leave him alone, chico.

He got that little holding it through. No. What's the hell wrong of this man, man? Hey, man. This is he said, leave it below. He got that little thing. What, you're stupid, why? You stupid, why?

Fuck all these things. That's what they got that voice from us from, a nigger with that machine. Oh, my goodness. I don't give a fuck, I see in that movie and went home and did not go in. I said, fuck that. I need somebody go in with me, boy, fuck that bullshit.

I don't get a fuck how old I am. It's a ghost in that bitch tonight. That movie's not some bullshit. Like scared, you know you were scared, niggins, you know you were scared. It was a good movie. You got to pay attention to the detail in the shit. It takes more than one time to see it. No, I'll say it one time.

I don't need to see it again. Yeah, but I mean, but that's what I'm saying. It's a bunch of different meanings, man. It's like, one is we are our own worst enemy. Like, that's one of the biggest things. You fuck yourself up more than anybody else ever fuck you up. It's in your mind. It was too much in one way.

It was like yourself trying to kill you. That real. That's the part I couldn't relate to. Look, she's like, you got a point. I'm a real, nigga. I ain't never killed me. If something ever happened to me, don't never let them tell you I did it.

Right. That Carlos killed himself, bullshit, bullshit. Right. With the cage back up, my nigger swore God on his mama here, never do that shit. I know for a fact. He didn't do that. You better look at some more evidence.

Show him. I'll be right now. He ain't do it. I ain't do that. Ah, damn. This nigga right. hit play for the titans fuck is wrong with it the nigga the tennessee titans before they came the Tennessee titans just walked in the field and you made up niggas alone them them strippers your

auntie be going to see on thursday night give it up for chocolate wee-wee-wee-man nigga got a jack-o-weewee-man he got a dick sock on under his jeans are we ready all right chocolate we-wee-wee-man them niggins be named weird shit this is move oh look at he They can't even sit together. What the fucking y'all nigga doing? This nigga had to drop their friend on. All right, that's your seat, bro. All right.

Why we so far? Fuck that. They keep going. They talk about this. Where is we going? Nika strong in the motherfucker. Look at these nigger. They need help, also.

Get your ass up. Just like a black lady. Get your ass up, girl. You better leave that lady along. She's over here watching the show. She said, that's excuse me. She said, why, why, why. Man, we need to find our seats.

Man, we need to find our seats. But which way, though, ma'am? Excuse me Right here, ma'am, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, I got to... Now she want to tell me what to do, she said, bring your Oh, I'm that goddamn proud boy. Get your ass right. Get your ass on.

Okay, Mom, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You got on the level jacket like, you're sheriff's wife. How are you doing? Who is the lady that can help you find your seats? Sure. That's that cougar that hit you in the back of the head.

That's that cougar that hit you in the back of the head. You better get some way and act like you got some damn sin. damn sin. Sit down somewhere. She wouldn't help them big niggas find a seat. I got up there. She said, now you know goddamn well. My supervisor is right goddamn now. Don't you walk up here with that bullshit on my side? Excuse me, young man. What's your name? Cheerio. Come here. Uh, uh, uh, uh, cheerio. Look at these niggins. These niggins don't walk all the way around. Look at these stupid that nigga. Goofy as hell. This nigga that's trying to show his muscles on. Look. Hey. Hey, look at Auntie. She's over that poster.

They better not come back over here. This nigga is trying to show off his muscles. You strong already. Niggas, stop exercising. You're embarrassing your friend because he ain't as strong as you. Stupid-ass-a-boy. That's his little brother, tall of him.

That was so stupid. Auntie got a VIP table in there. She ain't bushing. Auntie got that leather jacket on like she had goddamn Black Panther. Yep, the other us just hanging on them. The ones in the back. You got a birthday girl right here.

What's up birthday girl? That's your girl. Where the birthday people at? Trying to get some cooching. That what you're doing. Happy birthday to all the areas in the building. It's all about the tourists, though, but sorry. Happy birthday.

Oh, hi-tees, about to come up, bitch. Happy birthday. I'm so ready to turn the fuck up. Ain't nobody ever made up a new birthday song. We've been singing the same one for years. Happy motherfucking birthday to your stupid ass. Happy motherfucking birthday to your stupid ass. Happy birthday.

Happy motherfucking birthday to your stupid ass. It's my birthday, man. Do another year, who, with your stupid ass. Hey, happy birthday to your motherfucking stupid ass. Oh, happy birthday to your birthday to your stupid ass. Oh, happy birthday, I say birthday to your stupid ass. What's that? Stupid ass.

Stupid ass. Oh, it's your birthday. It's your birthday. Oh, it's your birthday. It's your birthday. Oh, ooh. Wake up, it's your birthday, spirit. His dick is how stupid.

That shit was cold. In your birdie. I wouldn't got that temptation on them. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, that was definitely an old-ass singer. You brought that time. You look like he listened to the eyes, bro. Yeah.

Who, who. I'm happy. Most of all the ladies in here with big-ass boots. I've been seeing some of the big-ass boots. biggest asses in America. Real asses, too. Real asses, too. Gotta make everybody get the fuck out

for your stupid ass Cuban. Get out here. What's in that backpack? This thing that brought a lunch. Don't you got a loaf of bread and some... I got some meat cheese. Doritos. You want some brinkles?

You want to leave it out? Fuck that part is a big man. I'm gonna be like, I said the wrong goddamn seat. Nick, I got a lunch in this bitch. Crave part about you slink, got a table, though. You lay that motherfuck out. You go. He's mad.

I left my shit in the car. God, yeah. He's the type of a nigga that bus, he bag and chill like to chill pop out the bag. Hey, D.C., you just made me realize something with what you just did with that birthday shit. What? You know one of the most fucked up parts about the fact that we can't listen to R. Kelly no more? Why? Is we gonna lose out on that oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that part of the song?

For real. That, ain't nobody else do that. Like that, that nigga was the only person to come in. It don't matter what you say. Like, they got the white girl right there with the hair. Oh, oh. But to leave her ass alone,

they lock your ass up and it ain't fair. Oh, oh, oh. Big man just came in here with a lunch. He's not gonna shake. And he's gonna eat it in everybody's face, and he don't, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Damn, man. We're going to miss a bunch of shit. That ain't a word. That ain't a word. Relive.

Oh. Nicky be scared here and I'd be walking clothes. That's your girl right there, but he's, he not. He didn't want to answer, but he answered. Hey, that's the one question nigger don't want you to answer at the show. That's your lady, man. Go here, bro. Yeah, that my lady, bro.

Man, now I gotta hear this shit, bro. Hey. This is a whole little group right here. Y'all, y'all, this shit got that. Damn. You just had that project voice. Hey! That lay all the bitches in the hood.

Let all the bidsons in the hood. Now wake up, bitch. It's time to go. Kish outside. Ha! Love ratchet puss. I ain't like a ratchet girl. Ooh, I love y'all.

Y'all. Y'all just so, oh, irresponsible. I love y'all. You like the irresponsibility? It's just irresponsible. I remember one time I fuck the girl. She's talking about, thank you. I got to go get my kids.

I said, bitch, where are your kids? You bought to go get your kids now? One thing about hood chick, they always know exactly where their kids said. You ain't cheated. They weren't far. They were her sister.

I don't know. No. All right, well, how old would you think that the motherfucker can watch themselves? Because y'all swear that motherfucker's five. In the black community, that niggins. My mom was leaving me in the house by myself. I was like five, they don't touch shit.

That was why when they say shit now, they be like, like it's just unusual. My mama lives my stupid ass. Do you know that the average five-year-old black child in America can prepare at least three meals? Yep. You know what my house? I tell you what my was.

Ladies, you ever woke up and your baby cooking, He ain't a cooking noodles. Not microwave noodles, on the stove noodles. My first meal. Man, man, made me some. My first meal was that good chef boy, yardee. Ravioli, nigger. I heat up some ravioli on the stove.

He ain't never woke up to your baby. Muh, your noodles ready. What flavor you made me, man, man. Shrimp. I ain't never had that much food to do it three meals a day. What? Three meals a day just being able to cook three different meals. Three different.

Ooh, y'all booze you. Black children are advanced. Oh, that cereal, that was it. We had different boxes of cereal, like, boy. I miss cereal. Like, they ain't going to waffle, but. Look, this nigga name and all the shit, his baby could cook sandwiches, hamburgers, spaghetti.

French toastics. Because you a shelf. That little bread with the cinnamon and sugar shit on it. It ain't quite toast, but it ain't necessarily. just bread either. It's like Italian. It's their powder on it. That's what it is. That's really nasty. Black children are advanced. Fuck that.

Yeah, I miss cereal too. Cooking like a motherfucker. If I'm around to make a birthday cake. Who lactose intolerant in this mother's brother? Can't leave your white friend. Come on. Come with me. Come with me. Come with me. Come with me. Come with me. Come with me. I didn't bring my running shoes. God. Come with me, bitch. Come in. Stop running white girl. You fuck around and follow this show over with it.

We in Nashville. What happened? A white girl fell and skid their goddamn knee, and I think one of those niggers pushed her. I want to see some IDs, man. Pull some fucking ID out, bro. Nobody's going in and out this motherfucker. So we figure out what happened to her.

That's the only dog y'all can get out. She'll be like, I'm going to let their head. They're going to run on nobody here. I was about you took the thought out of my mind. I was like, Mom ain't with that sham jacket. She's going to be the one. First of all, you ain't going to come in here talking to my baby's all. I was there.

They didn't push that girl. That stupid bitch fell. That's what she did. Because I was sitting right damn join the show because them three funny motherfuckles are handsome and fine and... D.C., she'll say a cuss word you ain't never heard before. I don't give a

good goddamn who sent you down here. You ain't going to touch my goddamn baby. You know that white girl fell. They fall in all the movies. They fall in real life. They sent them my babies in no goddamn prison behind the old clums-haired white woman fuck around and be the Nashville

three what that is what that is what that is what the hell what happened no you just you know

every time something happened to a group of niggas they just group all the niggas together and call them

the group with the name that they're from like Nashville three we in jail on some charges ain't got

shit to do with her falling causing a scene and disorderly mischief y'all two gonna be caught

I'm the only gonna be on the run and fuck that Because I seen them put y'all in handcuffs, but I was like, I know what they feel to do shit. Why that nigga run off like Magiva, nigga? You ain't seen what he did? That was a real nigga shit when you got to run,

but you got to stay out the fucking way too. Yeah, but that's the disguise run. But you know, black people do some stupid shit, like leave their phones, so they got to come back. Look how that nigga running, man. Yeah, that they're running like he's dreaming, nigga, God. Because you can't call those scenes, bro. You can't act like you're about to take off.

You got to add like you're going to get something. When you were letting the niggas see the police and you got to play in your run, like you can't run right then. That's a dangerous run, but you know that dangerous run when you hit that goddamn. Bop! Oh, see that's how you get shot right now. Yeah, that's the scary.

You hear a bang! Let's get him. This nigga know how to survive. Hey, man. That nigga just did the worm backwards. And look, then when the nigga run by, you got to take. Oh, man. I grew up in the hood, boy.

You didn't know that shit. We need to teach a class on how to run with niggas start shooting. A lot of niggas don't know how. Wait, this nigga laid on the fucking ground. It ran all the way. Yeah, I got carpet burn all in the back of my head. That shit hurt. I was just like, keep going.

This is that real wood right here. This that motherfucker wood from the 70s. I ain't never seen no shit like this. This nigg is amazing. You gotta know the cold, man. How you ran? Listen, I would love that shit if we were together because they coming straight out of him stupid. Because you look like you had something.

You were like, ah, there they go. When you see it, you got to be like, oh, they go to police. All right? Everybody know what they're about to do, right? Yeah. Y'all niggas, go ahead, bud. No niggas look like they're about to get out in the car. I don't see them, go, go on.

I'm not making no eye contact. I'm out of here, bitch. Go ahead. Fuck that, well. Fuck that, well. Yeah, I've been running from a motherfucker. He's going for real. You have been running for, yeah, you have been running from the police, niggins, and you turn around, and they are chasing you, nigga.

That shit put an adrenaline rush in your ass. You're like, shit, they ain't, oh, shit. Nah, I would, what you gotta know is how many niggins are there? I remember one time I would kill anyone, put on his head. Nick, I heard the keys, nigga, all I heard were, shit, shake, see, see, see, then I'm running all I hear. Shit, shit. I'm like, yeah, I don't burp these ass, y'all. Not knowing it's another nigga.

I look back, turned over their way. There's another nigga like, oh, I'm like, ah, shit. I can pop my stupid ass. You ever been running from some shit and you ain't know what you was running from? Hell yeah, that's niggas. That's every day. Somebody go, oh, shit, right now, everybody leaving,

you ain't going to know what happened until you get outside. What the fuck was it, bro? I don't know. I think that's just in niggas jeans. Yeah, it's instinctive. That shit comes from slavery, fuck that. Picking cotton and you just see a nigga just shush-shu-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-h-h.

He's trying to get away. Look, that man gonna be tired of here. He's sagging and he's trying to go up on the stick. That nigga walking up a stick. I told you, but when you sag, that shit hurt, that shit. That's hurt like a motherfucker. I'm gonna pull your pants off. And sometime, that's what my shirt took in. I'm tired.

I'm tired of being a young nigga, man. I want to be old, fuck it. Here we go, shit. I've been doing this shit. all day, would you say, what you say? I know I get old, bro, that shit hurt when I got in the car the other day, well. That's how you know you're getting old.

I got in the car, I'm like, oh, shit, god damn. That's how I feel to get old? Yeah. I ain't even want to get out. I know I was, I feelin' I got when I got old niggas. I went down to tie my shoe one time, and I'm like, shit. Ooh, goddamn, I got to get up, nigger, shit. And to brace yourself, bro.

Oh, God damn, nigga, when did this happen? Carlos, you old already. That's exactly why I said. You get into cars, nigger. I knew I was old when I took a shit. I ever grown person in head and took that first grown shit. You're like, this came out of me. I got to make a doctor's appointment.

Ain't no way that's a regular shit. This got to be canceled. Yeah, your ability to hold shit. This shit's thanks so bad. I got to clean my bathroom. That's how I'm getting. Where is the parents'all? I got to mop this goddamn bear through.

Your ability to whole shit change as you get older, too. Like, nigga, you have been on the ride home and trying to make it, and that shit is there? I'm talking about, it's right there. I'm talking about it's right on the edge of your asshole. Like, come on, nigga. It's right there. You got the music

turned up all the way, all the windows down. You're listening to goddamn some bullshit, neighbor, and we are the world. Oh, come on, God. Don't do me like this. Come on. You catch every red like their ears. You're like, oh, and the closer you get the home, the more the shit be like, oh, you think you're going to make it, okay, okay, all right. Nicky, you get that motherfucker, get on this.

That shit be right there. Thank you, God. Oh, thank you. I ain't never eating that shit again. Oh, man. I did that shit the other day. That shit was right there. And I know I'm a young nigga, bro.

I'm 27. I know I had to shit. No alcohol shit. And it's just so bad. One time I left my shoe in the car. I'm walking around the whole house. What the fuck their shoe at? And that's the thing.

I can't shit on myself, but I did one time. And it only takes one time for you to shit on yourself for you to know. That's not some shit you want to happen. I was in the seventh grade. I never forget my mama got mad at me because I was fucking around the street and took my front door key to the apartment building away from me. So she let me keep my house key and took the front door key. So I'm walking to the bus stop in the morning to go to school.

and I had ate some cereal, nigga, and I'm walking, and I get up like two blocks from my apartment complex, and then I took that step, and that shit said, I was like, oh, maybe it's a fart. Then you go, I went to let that fart out, and that shit stiffed my whole body up. I was like, oh no, that's some shit right there.

Ooh, every step after that was calculated, my nigger. I'm like, all right, I got to turn around. Wow. He ain't making it back silly. Then it seemed like every step I took the apartment complex just got further and further away. So I say, fuck it, I'm gonna run, nigga. I gotta run.

I'm just coming. One, two. And then when I started shitting on myself, I just felt the shame, so I'm just standing there on the corner. A fucking Franklin Street just shitting people driving past. Now I got to walk back to the apartment with shit all in my jeans I had on some Old Navy boot cut jeans So it caught everything, nigga

I'm like, oh Then I get to the motherfucker I'm like, I'm finally back at the house And can't get in the front door I'm like fuck I had to stand out that bitch for 30 minutes And my nigga Billy came outside to go to school He came outside like, what's up, Bing? Would you fart it out here or something, nigga?

I'm like, No, I did more than that. Nick, I had to throw everything I had on in the trash, right? How old you were? Nick, I was in the seventh grade. I was like 12, nigga. Shit on myself, and then I called my mama called me, right? She happened to call the house and see if my little brother had left to go to school.

She was like, but what the fuck you're still doing in there? I'm like, uh, man, I, I had an accident. She was like, what kind of accident? I was like, I used the bathroom on myself. Swear to God, she went, ah! That's the fuck you get. If you had your front door key, you wouldn't have shit on yourself. Go to school.

I told you to go to school with a shit-a-dood. No, I changed clothes and took a shower, but I have not, I vowed that day never to shit on myself again. Because when you shit on yourself, it takes a little bit of your confidence as a man away from you. Right. Your whole life flash before your eyes up until this point like this, I'm going to go out. Fuck that shit, fellas. Because you'll fuck your goddamn bowel movement up trying to hold that shit in.

Real talk, bro. Real talk. And the more you hold it, you can feel the shit like, nigga, you really trying me to hell? I'll open your boot a hole up. That's how I feel when you shouldn't. Just how you're moving. That's how your body lock up.

That's the thing. When you shit on yourself, when you shit on yourself, it takes that shame away like that most people have. Most people be like, you have a go to a bathroom and be like, oh, nah, I ain't using this. It's too nasty. When you shit on yourself, you be like,

I'll make it work. Fuck that. that. I shit in it. I know how to shit like a bitch piss at the club, nigga. Not me. I get comfortable. Fuck that.

I hold myself because, you know, I got a lot of shit. I hold myself and I sit on the toilet and let that shit go, John. Fuck that. I refuse the shit on myself. I feel you. I do too.

I can't hold that shit in no more. I will, boy. You know, I'm gonna give y'all just from a nigga that shit it on the cell. I'm gonna tell y'all the cheat code to not shit on yourself a place that you can go that's always welcome and uncomfortable

when you're on the road and got a shit and you can't make it go to a hotel, nigga, hotel lobby. Just go to the hotel, act like you're standing in. Excuse me, man, I left my key with the bathroom that down here, man. Around the corner, all right there.

Until you're going one to one but you actually need a key to get in, you just... See, that's... See, that's... See, that's how old I am. I know I got a shit at least one time before I go anywhere. I can't even walk to my mailbox before I shit.

I can't go out that do-town boo-boo. It's a boo-boo. You know, Black and Mild make the shit. Because soon as you get in the car and get away from your crib. That's the worst noise in the world. Don't let you have plans and you're about to go somewhere fun, like six flags. And you're really in a good move. Soon as you get in the car to.

You're like, man, don't do that right here. I'm gonna ride, rides and everything. Nigger's so disrespectful. You are eat some shit that you know gonna fuck your stomach up. Taco Bell? Like I said, last time I ate Chipotle, man. I would never eat that shit again. Man, I was at the mall.

The mall like five minutes away from my house. I had a chicken bowl, nigga. I got my... One of them chicken and rice and beans and cheese and shit, and I try to call myself being adventurous. Man, let me get some of that motherfuck and some of that green shit on that. No, you were assholes. You got the guacamole.

Nick, I said, give me the guacamole. It's already made like shit. I said, yeah, Nick, you're right. I ate that shit, Nick. I got my car. My house was five minutes away. It seemed like. As soon as I started my car up, all my doors locked from the outside.

It's like the motherfucker nigga from Saw. You want to play a game? No, I don't want to play no game. You about the shit on yourself, Chico. I got a shit on myself, my name. Don't have a nephew like me. Yeah, well, I'll never get my brother's shit on his self. He's old.

Blunny, man. Why don't smoke that shit in? No. No, I did. No, I did. You might have lost it when you slid down. Well, I ain't lost shit, bud. I got the blunt.

Oh, alright. You know, I'm gonna block patrol. What that blunt ass? Stop playing. You told me, I got the blood. Alright, cause you got me looking like a crackhead. Crack smoking your body. Crack smoking your body, babe.

Shit. You gotta hit the move. That shit made my nerve back. Call me down. Yeah. That should be funny saying y'all ladies, they got to piss what you got them club outfits on. Y'all motherfuckers were

up a car door and kneel down quick did a bitch bitch i got the peeve pull over let that ad drive they let their home girls know look there's some shit i'm gonna need help peeing in like if they got on a tight-ass dress they'll just like hover over their home girl's shoulders and just piss i just seen them do it i'm in my i'm in my sister's pet on her and then you see they all go to piss at the same time i don't know how y'all get y'all bladders you think they all going to pee you crazy they went to text the side niggins ain't really nothing I'll be through it about an hour. That's the one you said, yeah.

You had to see her walk down. Yeah, I seen her walk down. I was like, ooh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I love that, Nashville. Y'all got some of the prettiest women. Y'all do, man.

It's like it's hidden gyms down here. Just like, ooh. That's what I wonder. Like, what were these women that the last thing we came? Some of these bitches just got out of jail. Right. No, I ain't, you know, because last time we came, y'all went here. Some of y'all don't work release or something.

It was some, it was some nigger bitches in the front laughing. He a nigga stupid, shawd it. It was some Project Pact-looking bitches in here. I'm like, oh, she got all-go-Tee for her mouth. Yeah, digger, yeah, nigga. Yeah. Couldn't even smile. That bitch did it all night.

Look at her. She had him, Sean, I'll walk in heels right down. She had him with a nigga named James. Terrence. It's a nigga named Terrence. Look at James Gouffat. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you ain't feel to talk about James.

Jaybo here. Oh, it's a nigga named James up there at the top. They got a civil rights name. You know, get a stupid-glass. That nigga Glass has got the rope on it. Big nose having that. Nick, you're the only James in here. That nigga Glasses fall off his face a lot.

Ugh, a lot. Leave James alone, bro. He's the last one. Look at that. Look at a motherfucker. What you doing? What happened? We were that bad news and you gave me a rad bull, baby. So that mean you're energetic. Look like, yeah.

That man's drunk to red bull. Hey, hey, hey, hey, be careful up there, ma'am. Ain't nothing stopping you from flying over this, motherfucker. Just calm down. She said, you gave me a red boy, yeah. James, sit your head down for you for you for, me. What's a journey? What's up with these strong-ass niggins walking around?

Big man, sit down. Hey, man, and with the other strong. Y'all go out there and fight it out to see who the strong nigga of the show for the night Nicky ask for strong man get your eyes on what turn is that that they were sitting there mad as fuck man they didn't let the strong nigger walk through your two time bro everybody said everybody seen them niggins everybody see me I'm gonna get up I'm gonna hold my jacket when I go fuck yeah gonna come back with his shirt off yeah they taking shirts at the front door I couldn't help it they said

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They need to take that shit. That shit make you feel guilty as fuck. I am there a jail later right now. You're an ass-over memorizing that, man. I ain't an ass-over shit. They'd be putting that bullshit.

man and you know one of my biggest fears is being up at two o'clock in the morning and they're one of the commercials or have you or anyone in your family and there'd be some shit that you didn't did before have you or anyone in your family ever smoked regular marijuana if so you may be entitled to a large lump sum of cash if you call 1-900 John Richard Whitfield we'll be able to get you your money just like that bro I just see the commercials just like that I was listening to all the bad she's like Yeah, if you ever took this shit, this shit might make you feel some way, make you want to do some shit. Get what this shit said.

What? It might make you want to commit suicide. I said, commit suicide. And then the fucked up part, it would be some shit for depression. You'd be like, nigger, the side effect for the depression medicine is suicide? Yes. So you're telling me, I'm going to fix the problem. Then after that, I'm going to kill myself.

Oh, shit, it worked. Aw, what the fuck? Them side effects, but you ever realize how fast they say this shit, there be some shit. I never forget the restless leg syndrome commercial. I don't even know what that is, nigga. But they start yelling them side effects. Side effects may include loss of foot, loss of leg, loss of toe, loss of fingers, loss of eyes,

loss of everything, loss of love, loss of life. You'd be like, nigga. I saw one of those commercials that says, may cause yeast infection in men and women. I was like, oh, shit. I would hate to have that. Boy, had an itchy dick with a bunch of flour on it. Shit, looking like a mushroom.

Looked like a broccoli stick now, now. Nigger, you got funnel cake on your dick, nigga. Dick looking like a whole funnel cake, nigga. You got funnel cake pot on your nuts, sir. You better wrap that bullfogle up like some flowers and surprise your girl. You didn't get your bitch a burrito. Yeah, yeah, the dick fatter now, ain't it?

That's a scary shit. You're doing it a bit. You better listen to that shit. I'm going home to take nothing and shit. I just go. Fuck it. Hell, yeah. For what, Atlanta, bitch?

What part? Who? Conley Road. That's a Joe Byrne. Conley, Conley, Conley. That's over that light was. Shit, that Joe Burr. Staten, what, Conley over that, right?

Conley Road, you know what I said. I don't know what kind of side. I'm a west side, nigger, bitch. What wrong with you? That Clayton, Canada. down there that they can go fuck wrong with you no i fuck with you chowdy you know that john burr i went to price i went to price i went to calva look at all the nashville motherfucker like bitch wrong city fuck you don't know nothing about none of that shit represent

bitch represent fuck that about none of that goddair shit you in nalbill bitch ternet like she's from everywhere she said bitch i'm from nashville too i'm from nashville Tell Atlanta, where you from? She go, D.C., Del. She's crazy, him, black. Woo. D.C. Excuse him, why see you play. You're not even supposed to be able to produce sounds that sound like that. Girl, man.

Hey, ladies, listen to your man burt. Listen to him fart. Listen to him burt. And when you can tell what type of a nigga he here. If he burt, like, bruh. You like, okay, okay. That nigga give you a little... You need to watch that nigga.

That nigga ain't a grown man yet. That nigga had a petite burt. Niko to fart, nigga, your man fart. You're like, okay. That nigga just, and then that nigga fart would be like, you know what? Like, baby, come here, let me see that bitty hole. Come here.

See that booty hole. Why did I not hit no noise out your booty hole? Hey, babe, what the fuck? And they strong win out your asshole. Oh. Your ass sound like a yawn, nigga, you need to get your shit. I'll tell ya, bro. I'll tell you, fuck that.

This niggas is crazy, man. You're fucking. This nigg is retarded, man. And watch how he sneezes, too. Hey, that shit, I can't take that shit. Some of you motherfuckers sneezes from another planet. I don't know how you niggas be... Man, that shit is some of the funniest shit to me.

I think it's just from childhood. I always found sneezes funny, but some of you niggas. Yeah. Because you know that shit make your heart start. That thing is a murderer. That shit makes your heart start. Anything that sneeze like that to kill somebody. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. My allergies. Fuckin'em with me. That you loud sneezing and ass knit. Hey! You know the ones that don't make no noise? The ones that don't make no noise.

You know who else? The motherfuckers that can't stop. Like, nigga, I got one bless you for you, my nigga, I'm sorry. I'm not going to keep blessing you, my nigga. It's somebody else that's going to sneeze. You need to go see the head nose. Yeah, what the fuck, nigga, you get one bless you, you multiple sneezing niggas, man. Old people sneeze, they give you multiple sounds.

That thing about it turned into another motherfucker. Who drank you, well, this shit is delicious. Delicious. I can't wait to be that old uncle just walking around, just taking food on people, please. Yep, that's a nice, your old turkey leg right now. Ain't nobody go whoop no old nigger ab, and anybody's going to watch you beat no old nigger up, bro.

Fuck that. If you old, go on ahead. There's some heartless niggas out here to be the old man. That they hit an old nigga, damn here. Hold up, pop. Hold up, pop. I just can't wait to get old enough to sit like this. I ain't that old yet.

You got to be an OG to sit like this. My dick is suffocate. I do that shit. I'll be up here dying. I don't know. It's something about maybe it's when your balls drop. They sit down to the side now. You ain't squeezing them.

But once you get to a certain age, them old niggas is sitting there. That's an inappropriate ass. I feel like any time an old nigger sitting with his legs crossed like that, he's making an indecent proposal. Talking directly to your auntie, so how much for some of that pussy? No, Joanne, you name your price. I have all the time in the world.

This nigga sound like the pit bull of Willie Dynamite. You got to collectivize, Willie. You think it's stupid. You put, any nigga got his leg crossed like this is stealing money. out the fucking collection plate. Yes, well, the plan is going according to plans. Everything's beautiful. I mean, God is in the blessing

business, isn't it? I can't hold on. I can't do this too long. Them niggins ain't supposed to sit like this. You start to suffocate. You start to cut off an ass circulation. I can't do it. My fuck get to talk to you crazy. Hey, uh, Youngblood.

I see you got your thing around your neck and everything. That's cool. That's tight. Hey, ain't nobody trying to eat all this shit, man. He's killing your ass. He's loving, though. This anybody saw his. Hey, what if he was a rapper?

Carlo, what if he was a rapper? Hey, man, y'all fuck with that music, man. I love him coming out, man. You know, a co-a-knit-n-nobin-n-n-law, man. Hey, man, we're about to have all the motherfuckers is like that boycott. I wish they would do that I wish they would do that shit come right in the middle of the commercial

and take that too that's a salt my nigga you can't do that. I don't get a fuck, I'm like, shut up! Hey, bro, you gotta stop this shit. Hey, man. Y'all started it. You should say everything you're thinking.

Y'all know I'm the young niggon get no fuck. salute to all the niggas in here from Nashville that hold their guard funny as fuck when they fight salute to all y'all hood ass niggas it'd be funny when you see how the niggas hold their god in the hood and the street fights man that shit is like it's different techniques but that shit

be funny as a motherfucker to me you got the niggas that shit looked good so your nigga hit his ass shout out to all the niggas who changed their stance up because the last fight you got beat up Nick, a fuck did way one time, like, nah, I got to bring it down here. Yep.

You know the last nigga I ever wanted to see? I never want to square where the nigga to hold this shit like this. That's the name about to bro. Yeah, he's gonna beat the dog shit out your hand. I'm gonna tell you the only... That nigga held like Jack Johnson. That nigga hit hard to the motherfucker.

Only thing in the fight, man, you just got to pop it off. Fuck it. That's the only thing. All that anticipation. What's up at this? Fuck all that. Pop it off.

You never know what might happen. Just pop it all. That nigga might be scared. He just talk shit. Why don't I get a fuck, what? Yo, y'all, all that. You're like, oh, this nigga got that. He's gonna do something.

All that, okay. This nigga, what's up? Oh, hold on. Oh, I got him. Hey, look, Pop's like, that's how you do it, young blood. That's how you got damn doing. Hey, Papa looking at me scared of here. He's like, I hope the young thing ain't about to hit me right here.

Oh, yeah. I learned, I say, man, you just gotta go for what you know, hitting them nigga first, cause them niggins nine times out of ten, don't they'd be scared, bro. They'd just be having a whole lot of talk game. But what's up, white, man, that shit don't mean. I slapped y' ass, nigga.

You'd be like, hold up, real white, we ain't talk about it. Duh. You're like, well, this nigger was a pussy, I'd say pop it off just because if you had never been stole in the fight, nigga, that's the most influential punch in the whole fight. Nigger hit your ass first. You see that white light, nigga.

You'd be like, hold up, bro. Oh, I ain't better. Somebody didn't just a nigga home me, bro. Help, nigga. You didn't pay attention, my nigga? Nigger, no, I didn't just, you know, I didn't got stole before. My man, Kenny stole me. My man, Kenny stole me.

We was arguing like mother, doing all that arguing and shit talking. I'm like, well, fuck you then, nigga. And this is my home boy, so I'm thinking I'm straight. I go sit down. This nigga, my head. I'm like, oh. That man, he didn't fuck with you. You know, he didn't fuck with me that day.

Y'all cool now? No, that's my man. Yeah, that's my nigga. Because I was able to, I was able to, I was able to punch me and be my friend again. No, because I mean, he ain't knocked me out, nigga. We got to fight. You're not about to hit me. That's good.

No, nigga. You fight your home boys in the hood. No, you ain't really about to be cool again. You fight your shit. You fight your niggas in the hood. How many niggas have never gotten to a fight with that. Do you know that I still on that nigga back? I don't give a fuck how long it's been.

You thought it was over with bitch and a nigg. Fuck that. We ain't cool. How you hit them? How you hit them? How you hit them? Cool. You got, you got beat up again.

doing that stupid ass shit. He would like, niggie, you ain't learned the first time, nigga, fuck him, fuck. And they can lose through the punch like a rock'em sock'em robot. Cuboo. You can tell he's got to fight a long-ass time. That old nigga fight, they talk, just hit you. Now, I've told you ass, now, stop playing.

Hurt, don't it? Hurt, don't it? You got to keep going, old dude. You got to hit his ass again. Like, hurt. Get your ass up. You can't breathe. Old nigga try to give you a whoopin.

Don't fight. That's not a whoopin. That is a fight. Don't fight. I told you. I thought I told you that. Old nigger hands harder than young nigger hands. Them niggas have been through a lot.

That's label right there. That's label. That nigga hit with the strength of civil rights. That motherfucker is going to knock your ass out. I wouldn't even be out here fighting them young niggas. Have you seen how these young niggas built? Man, I'm a nigga. You can't fight a grown nigga and he crying like he twirled.

Well, what happens when this man is going to punch me a motherfucker and then he turned to grab him and then he hit my leg? Fuck that. Ain't no young niggas fight no more anyway. These niggas are shooting you. They face is real tender. I'm telling y'all, listen, listen, these young niggles matured on. Like 89, you can't try all along because the other than they're going to beat your ass.

Look, they face is tender. They ain't never been in shit. They say killing. That's wild. You hear them, they're like, oh, they go get my fucking good, man. Hold up. I heard the nigger with the throat. He said, niggas, don't even fight no more.

No, they definitely don't fight no more. Niggas ain't fight no more. Because you gotta think. It then changed. Like, every fight I didn't ever lost was before the niggas had camera phones. So ain't no footage of me losing the fight. Right.

But if you lose a fight now, everybody see you get your ass whoop. Because everybody going to record, somebody going to record the shit. And then it's one thing when you telling the motherfucker how you lost the fight, you can dispute that because niggas ain't see it. That niggum whooped your hand.

No, he didn't. Shit, I was fighting that nigga that he could I slipped. When that footage, niggas is like, nah, yeah, you ain't slip. He knocked your ass down right there. Pause it, pause it. Pause it. Yeah.

But at the point, no, cheat, you got to be a good loser. You just can't say, Lou, get knocked down. Ma, you got to lose gracefully. You got to get beat up and then just continue to take the ass with him. What, boy, that shit wasn't nothing. You're going to have to knock me out again. They're going to go, this nigga ain't no hope, but he will lose a lot. You better hope that shit happens.

Nigel would not want to fight you, though. You're going to have to keep beating his ass again. Shout out to everybody that ever lost. You learned a lot. Ain't nobody undefeated. If you had all you niggas walk around like you undefeated, you must have just been in that fight. If you didn't ever fought a bunch of niggas,

you'd have lost some fights. If you've been in more than two, you didn't lost one. I lost one. I'm talking about, ooh, when you know you're losing, your mind tell you, like, boy, you is losing. Right. I remember this nigga name. You either need to do something else or run, nigger.

He is whooping your ass. I should have known. better I was fighting a nigga name Emmettip you know what I mean swear to God you have your first missincky they all you know it was one of them houses with this nigga hand like four brothers and I was good you know I got got I know how to fight so I was thinking I can whoop anybody and this nigga was smaller to me which is hard to be nigger I went to swing on this nigga he ducked that shit and hit me three times I did not want to fight

no more after that but I couldn't not fight the niggas everybody seen him hit me three times they were like ooh I'm like that should be be it right there, let me keep going. This nigga whooped me for a good three minutes straight. I was fighting back, but I wasn't connected on nothing. This was one of the one, one of the windmill's hit. Nigger, no, he hit me. I swung at him right and missed, and that nigga ducked and went,

and I was like, oh, all right, this nigga, he ain't playing, all right, bet. And I went to hit the nigga again. He moved again, he hit me right here. I was like, oh, oh, I ain't, um. Hold up, wait, wait, wait. He ain't gonna wait, though. Wait, no, he waited.

He waited. A real, nigger, who know how to fight. He's gonna wait. What you gonna do? He waited. He waited. I give him that Emmetep if you watching. Thanks for not dogging me out, nigga.

Because that way, I would have to shoot you after that ass. Fuck that, Chico! You try my nigga again. We're gonna jump your bitch ass. Fuck, nigga. Get your round again, Chico, go back out now. Yeah, I don't know if I want to fight. That nigga probably no karate now.

I ain't fucking with that nigga. That nigga got better. That nigga definitely got better. He knew how to fight like a man as a child. I know that nigga is amazing now. Amazing now. He changed the life over here. This nigga probably is a secret agent.

This motherfucker got the hands of God. He better fast and stronger. Right, that nigga. He changed his life for him. Yeah, he probably. He's a firefighter now. He's a firefighter or a gangster, one of the two. Or dead.

M.O. T. I like to see hoodb bitches lose the fight, but still be talking shit. And bitch, still cute. Still, mother. I can buy some new hair. Bitch ain't dead. I like the bitch that look for their hair. Well, my, where my, where my,

Oh, fuck them bitches. I'm not going to fuck. I paid $200 for that goddamn weird, bitch. They're like, bitch, you need to get in this car for they jump you again. Again. I'm going to fuck about those stupid-ass house. Amen.

And that's the thing, ladies, the way y'all hold y'all. Y'all motherfuckers. Well, goddamn, you'll move this hand. Quick than the bitch. Uh-uh. I like the real bitches. Y'all know when y'all close your eyes, soon as y'all start hitting.

Some of y'all know y'all close your eyes. Close y'all eyes. Soon as y'all start in, soon as y'all get, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. So like how he said, y'all, close your eyes, and they don't want to get their ass with.

Nah, you don't want to run in the one of them bitches that grew up in the house with nine niggers. Come on, Bert. She's going to beat you bad. And she's going to call you a bitch every time she punch you. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Listen, I seen the bitch on YouTube. She was getting a hold of Benny.

That's when she can't get up. Then her friend tried to jump in. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. you better not jump in. I said in one girl, she was giving the bitch to bed and like, she would put them all pants up and shit. She was like, come on.

She went grabbing no hell. She every time she'll grab it just to throw the hole. She was like, ah, ah, ah. Wow, oh, this whole five. That whole five. I said, ooh, that bit bad. Women fight crazy as hell, girl. I need to marry this bitch.

This bitch is good. You see a bitch get hit in the face with some shit you ain't never seen in a fight before. A fucking refrigerator dough. Don't hit that bitch with the refrigerator, though. That's the thing, and women fight, y'all would hit the friend quick. See, and niggas, we'd be like, what sort, bro? Y'all, you better stand back by one-on-one.

But the bitches, soon as they see y'all get out the car, they already know it. I'm gonna swing on the yellow one when you hit that bitch, right? They've been playing that shit. They already know it. It's gonna be a one-on-one. Yeah, it's gonna be a one-on-one. Listen, I'm gonna hit that yellow one, shit. Soon as it pop up, oh my God, y'all said one-on-one.

Don't jump her, don't jump her. The girl that don't want to fight, she's just asking questions. Why are you kicking me? Get off of me! No, it's the motherfucker that's recording it. Why y'all fighting her? Y'all see, she not fighting bad. They hit her with the camera.

Shut up, bitch. I'm not with them. I'm not with them. I'm not with them. Oh, shit. And you're a whole ass nigga if you ever ran on your niggins when he was getting his ass with you.

You just got to get beat up with your dog, is he what it is? Yeah, it's what it is. You got to take that L with your home boy. That's why I don't go out with niggas. I won't fight with you. If I won't fight with you, I can't go nowhere with your nigger

because I don't know what you did to them niggins. You say, you don't apply to everybody because it'd be niggis. like the nigger with the throat who'd be in the club. I went something out of the war saying something to me and my nigger. We're in this motherfucker the night. Don't say, be in the bitch.

And one of his partner to tell her, hey, man, calm down, man. How you got shot in the throat the first time? Right. That's the thing. Like, you can't go nowhere with no niggas. You don't fuck with. You don't know who this nigga is

or what did it did. Some niggas deserve to get their ass work. Some of these niggas and did something to catch that ass with. So if I'm out in public with you, I got to be able to fight with you because if I can't fight with you, I can't go nowhere with you.

Real nigga shit, real nigga shit. If you know you're out here in the street, right? Like, I'm one time I had a problem with a certain neighborhood, but the club we were going to was in the neighborhood. Why are you going over there? Man, because I don't give a fuck.

That's what you're going to do. Because we was already up one. We up. You dig what I'm saying? Right. So the nigga would, every time we go to the club whoever with me, I was like, look y'all, I don't fuck with you a nigga like that.

So if they look at me, I'm going to look at me. like, nigga, fuck y'all, but I'm letting y'all know, this way we're going. So if y'all with me, you're with me. If you ain't, get the fuck out of my car right now, because I'm whooping your ass when we get back to the hood. Right.

And you'll nigg will ride with me, but you know, every time we go to the club, one shit popping out, you know, I can't keep a guy. You feel, you, I'm gonna fuck, shit. I'm in here. Yeah, you see, he got his- back to the club, nigga, I'm in here, nigga. You see, he got his back against that wall.

That's a fucking right. You can not take your back off that wall, nigga, you take your back off their wall. That's when the stomp out happens. You gotta go to the bathroom. Everybody. Hey, I'm going to the bathroom. Walk with me.

That is the worst, nigga, get to stomp. You see a nigga get stomped out? You're like, ooh, they stomping that. What'd you say? What you say? Oh, they play Lord John. Like, like, back in the day? That little John crime off shit.

Nick, I know some niggas that had stomped you out that never would have made it. It don't matter what they plan. Hey, I remember one time, it was a nigga I knew from school, y'all. I fought with them, but we won, like, everyday buddies. and shit, right, and he got there, I got swung on in the club, bro. Those folks start jumping his head.

And I was, you know, I'm watching. You know, like, damn. But it just so happened, we made eye contact. He was, and he was like, oh, I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're on your own, but let me go go to this car right quick. Cannot help this, nigga. Right. Ted Security, hey, man, they're killing the nigga back there.

You might want to go. I ain't coached you, nigga, fuck, right with you, that shit, that's dangerous. Nashville, y'all had a good time tonight, man. We had a good time. We got another show on deck, man. We got to get her, Gary, get back out this mom. You know what before we get out of here, no, you get me that goddamn. You got to give him some swag right quick, J-O-N.

Hey. And you over here with the motherfucker organ, you ain't did shit. Fuck wrong with you. Who got you? Hey, ooh, I said, oh, oh, oh, oh. This shit sounds like hip-hop. Mix with Mario. On, on, on, on.

It's the hip-hop level. Well, he's fighting browser. Oh, oh, uh. Nashville, y'all had a good time. If y'all had a good time, y'all remember. Nashville. Y'all had a good time. You remember this.

What we got? What we got? Shout out to my nigger. Crack smoking your body. W. Crack smoking your body, babe. Crack smoking your body. Crack smoking your body, babe.

Crack smoking your body. Your body. That shit's stupid. Crack smoking your body, babe. Crack smoking your body. Crack smoking your body, babe, babe. Hey, man. I love Nashville.

Thank y'all so much for coming out, man. Nashville, thank y'all so much for coming out, man. Two sold-out shows. We got one more to go, Nashville. We love y'all, man. We love y'all, man. Appreciate y'all, Nashville. See y'all at the meet and greet.

All right, Matt. Thank y'all from representing what the 85 shots up. We love y'all in that, Phil. No. You're just fucking out of it. Y'all, niggas. Hey, man. Hey.

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