The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live From The Walt Disney Theater Orlando W Karlous Miller DCYoungFly & Chico Bean | Ep. 196

Episode Date: August 23, 2019

On this crazy episode live From The Walt Disney Theater, Karlous Miller Chico Bean and DC Young Fly come out the gate roasting everybody who paid for a ticket and everybody else working in the building. The hood ABC’s song is created live on stage and the fellas discuss their favorite Disney movies. Plus Chico & DC reinact how it goes dealing with them people who own the local convenient store and also breakdown what it’s like when you family is beefing over a few little dollars. Karlous Miller and the crew go crazy with the Studs freestyle 🔥🔥🔥 This is the coldest podcast! #dcyoungfly #karlousmiller #85southshow #chicobean FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come here. Ooh. Ooh. I see by phone rolls right here. Ooh. She's mad. What's up post Malone appreciation my gee what's going on with you white I was in the building oh tith that's Ed Sharon fuck you talking about yeah that's

Air Sharon and post Malone yeah mullo in this motherfucker y'all have a seat let me see who in here have a seat this nigga right here been also for life this nigga boy your suit jacket big oh gee you got the big suit you got that Steve Harvey suit boy that's the first Steve Harvey suit mr. This suit still got the hangar in the back. He don't even know it. Hold on wait a minute. I feel like we in the goddamn Disney trying to game.

Look at this shit, this shit is beautiful. Yep, this is the Walt Disney theater. This is, this. I don't think Walt Disney ever been in here with this much niggins though. He might be surprised. Where Walt Disney shit? What in the world is right on?

Sir, sir, could you please sit down and stop throwing up gang signs? I am not, I am not affiliated with that gang. I don't know them niggas. What are there right now? That niggas said peanut That nigga, y'all. That's what it is. I know you, a gangster.

You throwing up gang signs with running shoes on you. That nigga ain't. Go ahead. Gangsters he, fuck y'all niggas. Look at dad right there with the mullick. Look at that. Right there. You got them.

I just sit right here. There we go. Boy, I love Alendo. Look at all these juicy-ass women. Look at the motherfuckers. Up top. All these juice ends. All the way up top.

That nigg. Them nigga seat off the balcony, they're like, yes! Yeah, y'all sitting up there in the Magic Kingdom up the top. That right there's. Shit over with seatbelt so y'all can lean over a little bit. We in Orlando. We all over here, rain every other fucking day. What?

How do y'all? Y'all got some of the turk? Hey, I got some crazy that mosquitoes out here, boy. Ooh, these niggas, they don't get fuck about dying. They say, be on you. Hey, me, nigger, come out with this. Do, it rained out of nowhere in Orlando. I'd have been out here all week.

It was sunny. I'm walking to the car. It's sunny. Out here, boom. Then all of a sudden, nigga, though. I'm like, nigga. Why you were walking to the car? God just pissed on me, man.

Ain't nowhere in the world. It's super poor. You can't feel your ass for real. Don't say that. I'm standing now. at the hotel looking at it rain across the street. Like, what the fuck is this? I said that one thing.

They say the devil beating his wife when it's raining in the sun out. That niggum must live in Orlando because it'll be raining in the sun out all the time. Hey, you know what thing I like about Orlando? If you ain't never been no well, you can bring your bitch to Orlando. Nice and a house for $65 a night.

Yep. And you can rent a 15 passage of van for 13 houses. You got your own pool. You don't need nothing. They got a whole little. Little thing out there you just wave it everybody else nobody come over you know what else they got a lot of in Orlando what You got that out you know what else they got a lot of in Orlando stoods my niggins the whole god damn all the niggas got shot and all the bitches got bitches got bitches now what happened

It's a nigger with a burger cake ground on the stud up but you said so what's up with you man What the hell you get that stupid-ass crowd? We gotta go see this nigger, man. This nigger is going to see this nigger with it. This is a birthday. You got to go to happy birthday. This is a stick, yes. Stupid.

Yeah. Who's that man? Stupid and stupid and stupid ass. Stupid ass. Stupid and, hey, who's out here. Hey. Hold on.

Wait a minute. What the fuck you do on the yellow? What fuck you do on your ass? Shit I get him, bullshit. Hold on, wait a minute. My nigger, your hair looked like somebody duck blunt guts on top of your head. It's a whole bunch of ashes.

Ah! This is the stupid hair section. You need to get that nigga your crown, bro, so we can hide that. You got a little drent, big braids. Ooh, right here, bitch. He's bald head. This nigga's stupid. This is his birthday.

Hey, it's my birthday! It's my birthday! It's my birthday! Come on, nigga, man. There you go. Hey! What I'm part to say? Come by say, come by...

Saabat se. Saabase. Saabase. Yeah. Fuck it. You can't think I was king of Haiti. Yeah, there you go. There you go.

Hey. It's just like a man. Come up. What a bad, bitch. That's more than 10 minutes. I don't know. That is a friend. We all here.

That niggas, me. What's up, Jay? What's going on with you? That's brother. What's on? Dick and Charles? What's up, Dick and Charles? What's up, my nigga?

Oh, he let me know. He leaned back. Go ahead and do your shit. That niggas. Show us what your check and do. Oh, hold up. What's your check and do. Well,

Okay. Oh. I can't leave. You got shit falling out your pocket, but don't do that. Oh, it's it automatic. You just don't make that ass. Man, get your ass up for you, you be on the phone. I can't make your head head off.

Who you wish? By yourself? You know that. Hey, Carlos, you can't walk past this lady right here. Lois, this lady right here got the loaf of his head here. Her shit looks like the cotton candy you win when you hit the things at the carnival. Ooh, I want them. Oh, damn.

That's your real hair? She looked at him. Oh, who the fuck on? I thought you were only five, bitch. I ain't no one. She looked like Tena Turner from the live version of Frozen. Right here, here. Do you want to give a snowman?

She had gold Tisha. She was 14. This bitch is a gayter. You separated your teeth with her first strap. I'm saying to rap, a trick daddy. This bitch is for real. Bitch, you don't know that. You don't know that.

We in Orlando. We in Orlando. Oh, sugar. Everybody on the time rub was like, fuck them, niggas. They ain't walk up here. Oh, that nigga gave me the crowd, too, ain't he? Oh, yeah. He got that shit.

I did not know I had the crowd. I'm right here. You got it from Party City. You're gonna wear that motherfucker all night. That nigga went to party city said, I want to be a Haitian. That nigga walked down. That nigga thought he was a shit. Hey, boy, you look like, you look with that robe and that goddamn braw with that hat, you look like you won the crackhead of the year war.

Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from the west side of Atlanta, he has been known to wash over 50 cars a day. Ladies and gentlemen, he is hooked up cabling over 30 trap houses around the west side. He has never came show but to money but one time. Ladies and gentlemen make some noise on the west side of Atlanta, the crackhead of the year. Johnny Boy Jr. Hey y'all, hold up. Hold up.

This shit don't need to say Haiti on the floor. This shit say maybe. Look at that niggin' back straight. Hey, hey, wait a minute, I can read. Oh, this, oh, all right, nigger. All right, nigga, I ain't know you, Sa-Bausau ways. Say by South. That nigga says South by South West.

What's the park? No South East West. What you say? What you're saying? South by Se. All right, but then. When I say Sa'Base, what you're going to say? Yeah.

Oh, there's more HACIS is in here. All y'all are you in here. All y'all undercover Haitians in here. Everybody know what to say. Real Haitian. All right, Sa'all by say. What the fuck y'all just said, though? What that was?

What that was? What that mean? Nah, is it Nauble-Lay, right? Na-Bu-Aid. I bet I can guess your name? Erica. It's right there on your titty. It do say, Erica.

That's somebody else's name on your titty? That's your girlfriend name? That's your wife? Ooh! That's your wife? Oh! all the stunts and they act just like niggas. I was in the mall, I said the bitch

with ashy elbows. I was like, she don't need wear a lotion. She's tough as fuck. Nah, that means she's a e-cuchat-a-ha-da. Studs. That's how they did a lady. How many of us have them. Studs.

Before we go any further, Studs. How many of us have them? Studs. I know any fun down with us They know like dick Are they taking all the women They put plastic dildos in on

I said damn real dick is struggling They don't want dick all of that color Hey It needs support You ain't tricking nobody I know what it is If I'm nothing than you You have still had kids

Hold on Cut Take the fake shit off you can't nut fucking minutes, but bitch, you ain't gonna never have a business. Now, stop. Studs. How many of us have them?

Oh! Stuts. Before we go any further, shit, what's a stud. Stop by South West, West by South West. South West. West. Stud. South West.

Stuts. South by Southwest. West. Ah! I am away. I'm going to turn this shit. Are you all? We're gonna get jumped out to the show.

They won't beat the shit out of this stuff. Well, you got my friend. Follow on that nigga, bye, side by, side west. That nigga, man. He's mad. I'm mad. I don't know. I don't know.

I had to get him before you get me. My nigga out on an echo show. What's on D? He just got out of prison. He said got out of prison. The new hit first show. And then he got an echo show. He's been locked up.

He's been locked up for a long time. He's got an Echo shirt. Boy got on an Echo shirt, yep. He's been locked up since the early 90s. Yeah. That nigga been locked up since 90's 7. Like Echo been dead. He just bought that shirt yesterday.

That thing ain't even a writing on no mold. That shirt came with a fifth sandwich. He bought that shirt that came with a fifth sandwich and a pack of the course. That's why he is. Hey, boy, you got a big-eyed head. Look at your car. That shit over my hat. Happy birthday to that, man.

I don't know that nigga, but he said... It's your birthday. Who's a birthday? Happy birthday. Oh, oh, y'all know what's your name? What's your name? She was like Fantasia. Cursey.

When she found out she could read. Cursey? Bro, why she looked just like Fantasia, though? I said that. She looked like Fantasia. Percy. When she found out she couldn't read. Everybody know that now.

I still focus with Fantasia, even though I know she can't read it. I don't care. I'm like, what you want? No, I don't worry, but I got it for you. She won't number two. Yeah. I hope her love. Sounded out for Fantasia.

Ah, I, ah, I. I didn't want number two. Hey, y'all. You're glad that's all my niggas on level two right there. I see y'all right there. Auntie, if you're gonna sit no four down, anybody got time. down anybody got time for that shit let them folk go she's talking about let me see uh uh yeah you is i'm stas i think you upstairs it comes here here here come here

look at martha oh hey man man's shit oh hey man's mark there let me see oh they down here they got the whole golden girls coming out they're great thank you for being a friend da da da da da da da da da drive i'm around you there's feet again she You know it's true, you is at the top left. I see was at the road the whole time. She's like, let me see where y'all at. My niggins like rerun. They were at the road the whole time.

Let me say, uh, excuse me. Y'all sit down. Y'all right there. Hey, y'all. You see how they have upgraded our furniture? A little chick old nigga want to argue. Oh. What you say?

Who? Not the nigg who looked like he paint? You don't sit your stupid hand down? Stupid-ass d'all. Dumb-ass painting from your dumb-eyed butt. Meant time I draw you, yeah. In four days, I gotta go. That nigga got the painter hat on, okay?

You come back, that nigga only got the lips done. You're like, that ain't mean. He's stupid. That nigga is the top poet in Orlando. He'll get up with all types of poetry. He can't talk to you like that. You Haitian now. Fuck you talking about.

Bitch, I'm the wall people. Ain't that Jamaicans? They can't vote. They can vote? No, they're not. They just don't make the noise. They just shoot you for real, nigga, and let the gun make the noise.

Nice yo, me, man. Oh, nice y'all. Shut your stupid ass up. I don't know what he said. Oh, no, what he said? Oh, what they want, whatever. That's a sign. We got to know.

What that is? Nah, that nigga just called Mufasa. Be careful. That was a hya. You know the king's stupid shit now let me know now what we're going with her This is some nice furniture right here. That's what I said. We got the up. They didn't bought the Hampton end couches to our shit This is no A lot. I know what this came for. Exactly. This looked like the inside of a HBCU cafeteria right here. These are seats you sit in

The first year, you like, you know what I think I'm gonna do this for real. This is this shit you sit on when your food ain't ready. When you wait, when you're waiting at the Olive Garden with the buzzer. They got a nice restaurant, but they don't really want people at their restaurant. We in the home of Disney, nigga. This is... This is Walt Disney. This is Walt Disney.

This is Walt Disney. This is about Walt Disney. Make it about all them. Yep. This is his shit. This is that his shit. Yep. Yes it is.

everything. I went to Disney on everything. I went to Disneyland for the first to home this week. With the Disneyland that actually went in there. I went to Magic Kingdom and Hollywood Studios. Nigger, that shit's so expensive. You got to join the gang to get that motherfucker boy. Oh, look. Wait a minute. What's y'all know? Hey, wait a minute, nigga, what the fuck? It don't be throwing shit. We're in Orlando, nigga. You're scared the shit out of me. What is wrong with the light-skinned nigger? What is your problem?

That nigga standing like a serial killer. Say what? You know what it is? That nigga worked in the goofy suit at Disney. He just happy to be out of the suit. Hey, man, shit. I'm free today, nigga. Fuck with me.

You got what? Man, go sit your hand down. You know how you're in bone thay? He snuck in here. Look, told the truth, we're about to go sit down. You're going to keep walking. Don't work down here no more. You don't want the golden girls to get on you.

Excuse me, sir. There's going to be four white ladies hitting that nigga with pocketbooks in the minute. Fix the microphone. That shit went off. I got another mic. I can't sing all the night. Come on, white man. He was scared.

We want to come out here to get it. Don't you come get it? Yeah, we in Florida. That white man is scared of the shit. That white man is scared of shit. Oh, the man is great. Yeah. As if the 85 sound show.

You know who this podcast is for? This podcast for all the niggins that fuck through the dig hole nigger ain't get butt niggins just flip the dick out the front of the boxes no he's trying to hide that little box he got right there that what he's trying to do that's a hairbox that hairpob is shaved that shit is you get that hairbox thing you don't know what it is oh you think you got something now We're niggas gonna push it.

They keep moving. Oh, huh. You know what I'm podcast for? Oh. Niggas walking party, see there, pick out a whole rehearsal outfit. Yep. A little bit too.

Sa-by-sau-oh. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Hey, leave that dick alone, man. Boso ain't fucking with you. Shout out to all the women. They got a tattoo on their titty, but not a titty sake, so the tattoo look different now.

That's a lot of women. There's a lot of women. That's why they stopped getting them on their tits. Shout out to the Haitian nigga in the back. That they keep standing up. He's a, we won his crown back in like 20 minutes. Nope. Oh Haitian.

Bye about how wet. Yeah, niggas I was spoken before I got here. Fuck, boy, fuck right. Didn't know a little a ad joint. That's the bad part of the blunt, shit. Get your life together. Nick be like, let me hit that. You be like, boy, hit what?

I'm still tripping off the fact they got one, two, three rows. The third row, man. We love y'all up there, man. Y'all all the way up there. Y'all all the way in St. Petersburg. We down here in Orlando, but we love y'all. There's all kind of Florida niggas in here. I know some Ocala niggas came too, so.

See? You're my four Peehan, what are they're in? That shit's so gay. I know some Broward County niggas who came in here too, so. Them the craziest niggins in Florida right there. What? Niggins in Brown County, fight the police. Okay.

Any niggas from Miami here? And y'all came to Orlando on vacation. I'm gonna yell out one of them signs I've been saying all week. Who's from a pop-cut in this money? That's a hell of a name for a second. Hey man, what you do with that nigga Bushla? Pop-cup. Fuck you tell them out.

Shy about so wet. That shit kids, though. How you get that shit? How you get that shit? Saba's away What I'm gonna say every small? What can I say? Nabilay.

Nabilay. Nabilay. Not today. Not today. Put it out again. Put it out. All right. Keep on.

Sava's away. Not today. Saba's away. Not today. Hey, me. Yeah, yeah What is it? What is it?

What is it? Right here. I can't kneel. You need to kneel. Now we're... That's... That shit ain't my size, nigga. I need the extra large,

Well, that shit was swallowing my head. That shit won't even fit on yours. Nope. Damn! I got to wear this shit like a lace front that's not wrong. Speaking of lace front, shout out to all the ladies who got a new lace front just for this show. A whole new lace front. But you ain't going to change it today.

Oh, she's right there. I can see it from here. It's glistening. Why do it glow like when you see it? I do it glow like when you first get it and then it kind of like it's ashy over the months. Because you ain't supposed to wear it for no months. You can tell that we ain't don't even want to be that no more. He'd be like, bitch, come on. Right. They got them Allen-Avison braids up under there.

They just don't want to fuck with them. Some of them ain't even got the Allen-Irison braid. They got that one little brady, look like a snake. That's swell. This is a swirled. You need to hit whoever did the swirl braid in your head. You can call me crazy, but I like when her hair ain't done. I swear her ass be fatter when her hair ain't done.

Oh, look her hair ain't done. Like, yes! Thank you. My, man, everybody was booked today. He just made me feel so good. No. Especially when she had a little flyaway in the back, you'd be sticking straight out.

But did the thing, no lady, if you know your hair ain't done, just put a little grease on that little back part right there. This should be so real. You know when a lady hair ain't done, when she got all the good hair hanging down, and she got a Nike hat on Ford like this. That's when she hiding all this up under here is fucked up. I know they ain't. You ever had to tell the woman her hat was fucked up?

Oh yeah, I remember the first time I ever seen a girl with braids that took all the middle braids out but left the top was in and put it in a ponytail. Boy, when she took that ponytail lose her shit came out the back like a line mane. Foof, I'm like, bitch, what the fuck? She was like, oh, that's a trick we know. We just take the middle out and then lead the top end. You can tell when somebody just get their hat there, though, too. Could them braids be tight?

They can't move their neck. He'd be like, hey, they'd be like, hey. I don't know why y'all let them braids y'all head that tight. You better hope it don't rain. You gonna get rain all in your eyes. You can't even close your eyes. Shit. Nigger to pull your shout back three inches.

Ah, bitch. You can't eat apples sauce. Stupid eyes, bitch. As we're talking shit, I'm seeing motherfuckin' slap the way down. You see them gave me this car. Fix your shit. You're going to wear this car, the whole damn. You be, you'd be missing house on time.

Like when the wind blow, you be like, God damn, my head, chilly. Hey, OG, you live in Orlando. You ever got a mosquito bite back here, nigga? Have been walking down the street scratching your shit like you confused? Uh-oh. Uh-oh, shocker car, and it'll be, what you want, hey, baby, O'Garney, undercover brother. Salute to you, my black sister. I love it, ooh, go now, that shit coming back. The 70s is coming back, but ladies, y'all gotta be 70s in the wintertime, not in the summertime.

Until you get musty. Bro, won't nobody speak on that. These ones will be musty as hell. And fellas, to y'all, too. See, how quiet and got fellas, you see how quiet. You see how quiet, the room got real still. Hygiene's is a real. And fellas, y'all too, stop wearing all that X-crass shit. Stupid-ass, you know you ain't going on.

What the head? You got on draw, shorts, headpants. What? Figured out. Them niggas be dressed like that just in case they go to jail. Niggia, you'll have had some new shit to put on when you get up. That nigga be talking about he's about going to play basketball. Not today, stupid-ass-ass-ha-bud.

He said, that's that South Florida shit. No, that's some stanky-booty-booty shit, boy. What's wrong with you? Must be on fire. Yeah, he's trying to scratch it. Nick's going through it out this bitch. Y'all live in Orlando. Do y'all fuck with Disneyland like that if you're from here?

I figured that. No, no, no, they don't do that shit when they are. That's fun for those who never went. Yeah, it is fun. Because you see all them characters that you grew up watching this shit and it's like bring the childhood back out you. Like, what was your favorite? My favorite Disney movie?

My favorite Disney movie? Yeah. Yeah. Goof? What you? When that nigga came out, I don't know who to fuck that nigga wore. Whoever that nigga opened that little silky-ass suit. I wanted to be that nigga so bad.

Ooh, don't you know it? That was Bobby Brown. That was Goofy. That was. That was Bobby Brown. That was Bobby Brown. That was my prerogative suit on. What's your favorite Disney movie?

I don't know. I was just thinking about the Disney World shit in a lot. Disney World shit, like a lot of niggas ain't gonna admit it, but some niggas be scared of motherfuckers in them suits.

You ever see like a real straight nigga and then like a character come back like work on with that big head ass shit,

blood. Go on, goofing and nigga quit playing, boy. Goof and that Mickey Mike Mike Mike was gonna still

fuck with you. Hey, Goose, come in where you ain't going. Give me a out. Oh, he's there. For my heart

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Like I won't one of those niggas though I fought with it because I know it ain't real like I Get me I know you feel but now they be in there doing they trying to do their job niggins like ah My favorite part about the disney movies is the songs because you remember them forever even if you don't fuck with the movies you know the songs name Akuna matata what a wonderful phrase For the rest of your day, it's a problem free. White man bring the mic to me. You nasty this hell, man.

That nigga walked out with that body like it was a dick, bud. That nigga nasty's hell. Hey, you better leave that white man alone. You don't know what the fuck he into. All right. Next time I bring the mic out, it's gonna have the zipper attached to it, asshole. Hey, but I thought with tomorrow to poop, bro. It was a real dude.

It was really the best message of the line game. My favorite part of the whole movie, bro. Y'all got to think I was slow, but I don't go for it. This is my favorite part of lying came, bro. You ready, white man? When I was a young one hug. When I was a young one hug. That was the shit.

You right. You're right. Hey, that nigga Poohman had to let this shit out, man. Yeah. When I was a young one, hoot. This shit got me kicked by the glass. My favorite part of the whole movie. You remember when Scar had the hyenas,

and they were singing, Be prepared. The stupid-ass hyena looked up and said, For what? To kill the king. Why is he sick? No, we're going to kill him. My line came so lit, bro.

I'm lit, bro. I got my shit. When that nigga found out he had that roar. When the nigga walked up on that thing, he's like, hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Haur! I was like, get that duga!

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Classic movies, man. Disney got some classic. And now that I got a daughter, I didn't watch all the shit that I felt like I was too boy to watch when I was a little boy. Like what? Moulon, nigger. Moulon is that shit.

Moulon, this is shit! They got a song on Moulon. Moulon is that shit. Which one? Which one? Hold on. Let's get down to business. Come on.

And their feet of the hun. Talk your shit. Bro. Did they send me daughters? When I ask for signs. You're the poorest group I've ever met that you can bet before we're through. That's right. I'll make a man.

Out of you Oh, that's a show! Come on Dray's a forest But with fire Within DC has a cup Oh

What? It says Haitian You know you'll never be But he went to party city That's why you Smell like it too It smelled like it too. Oh.

Oh. Hey, how bad me, yeah. Hey. She made me mad when she went above the reef. When she went beyond the reef, I said, bitch, didn't your dad tell you? Don't go over there. Don't go beyond.

I'm talking to my daughter like, see, this is what happened when you don't listen. That bitch went on over there and was like, see, everything's okay. Whose, whose. Look, this bitch went to die. Yep. I fuck with the Disney movie.

Because they always throw like some hood shit in now. Which one? What you mean? You ever seen lady in the Trump about the dogs that fell in love, nigga? Yeah. Nigger, this was a homeless dog who took a rich dog out on the street. This nigga got her some spaghetti. I was like, this is real nigger shit.

Told the bitch how to eat spaghetti the hood way, my nigger with no fork. A real dog. Remember all dogs go to heaven? That was my shit. Uh-oh, I got one for you. What? Bato. Bato.

What? The dog slat? On the ice? On the ice? On the ice, nigga? I don't remember. See, that's probably past y'all time. Y'all was already in some most shit.

Yeah. We was grown when that shit came out. Y'all was already grown. But having a daughter that exposed me to hot dope, the girl Disney movies is nigger Frozen. I don't give a fuck with nobody's shit. I didn't been singing that shit with my daughter in the living room in our socks happy as I'm. Do you want to build a snow man? I used to fuck with Frozen, but I was mad.

Why? Because young Jesus, it wasn't. How the fuck you gonna build a snowman without the snowman? I'm gonna tell you one song that got to be a little snowman. Yeah. It had been a different song, Loz. It had been a different song. That should have been lit up.

Do you want to sell? I'll tell you one song that got me fought up to this day. What? It fought with me, bro. I can't go nowhere. I only eat the same. little girl would not cut that fucking TV off that shit be on, it wake me up. Right.

And if anybody out here got kids, y'all have been walking up by this stupid-ass shit. Nick on, niggles. Hot dog, hot dog, hot dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog. I want to have another dog, please. Hey, business shabler. You have a real shit. Hot dog.

Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot ditty dog. That shit is a classic. How many dogs they're going to cook? God damn it. Hot dogs. Shit.

Hot dog. Hot dog. Big of you know that one, boy, hot digger it. God, that bitch is hot diggerty. Bro, we got to get in on this business shit. Yeah. We got to do some for the black kids, though, sir. Black kids, man, they don't really have too much.

We need some more black kids. Shones, man. We ain't got no more. We need to do at least a album for the black kids. Just use words that they can relate to as black kids. Like, what? Like, hey, ain't a nigga fitting to fuck with me. Y, B, bitch is trying to see what I see. Yo, see.

Yo, oh, better know, better know. That's what I'm gonna throw up in. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody hating. Go. Yeah. Fuck these patients.

Yo, I, yeah, is you on my line, yeah, finish, I don't know that ABC. I'll let me pray this, ABC, D, E, Fogg, H, I, J, I, J. Fuck around, you already know my name judge. Oh, I'm about to have some phone, now what's at the J, A, B, C, E, F, J, J, K. You are already know. Hit the L-O-N-O-P, because everybody's trying to see I'm doing that like me, Q-R-S with the T-U-V-V, skip a couple letters going back, we'll see, K, A, B, C, E, M-T, H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-B, H-J-K, L-M-N-O-B, H-R-S, T-U-U-V, W-X-Y-N-N-T. And then, next time say my A-B-B-C, why do I want y'all to sing with me?

I want the same by myself Cause when the feet that gets me, I ain't get no help Hey B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elemento P. Element Ope. Element Ope. Elemento P.

Elemento. Yeah. I remember when I was young, I thought Elemendo was a letter. Elemento. Yeah, that is the letter. It's called Elemento. Elemento.

You did Gooch. Hey, hold up, I, I said A, B, C, D, EOMC, I got a H, J, J, G, L-M-A, P, Q-O-S, I got a T-E-V-L-S, I need your baby, Mama ride in an S-U. Yeah, I was in the B, everybody see me on your TV, I was like E, and then they said the fellow, and then I sent H to the home it was for hello.

Hold on, you all don't know what fucking king, palo. You know what time? What, T-I-B? Let me go ahead and talk to him one time. Let's the A-boy shatter. The B-shodd with the C shouting. A, B, D, E, M-G, H-I-K, E-N-O, Cout.

Time, I'll put the nine-n-out and put the drive-mout, and everybody knows what some of the line. Like, what the goose back? Oh. Oh, fuck around and get the D-Roe. You don't fucking with the M-N-N-O. With the P-O. Come on.

It's L-O. What's your time? A B, C, D, E, B, C, D, E, Fide to walk it out, Yeah, and go off a house, Yeah, tried to pull it up, Yeah, the ABC got a long score. Yeah, it's Project Petto, do that, ABC, duh,

A, B, C, D, E, F, D, E, F, A, A, F, A, A, F, A, I have forgot the rules, And if I rob you, then you go to look soon. See, you know now, nigga, like me, ABC, D, E, E, B, A, G, A, G, A, G, G, W, A, G, G, W, W, W, the Al-A-M-N-N-B-A-N-N-D-D-D, Hey! Hey, you know now, nigga?

Hey! Hey, you know now, digger? Hey! Hey, you know now, nigga! Oh! And my back! Oh! And my back!

Oh! Oh, oh. It's ain't you know now, d'ning. Hey! Hey! Hey! My back. Okay.

My back. Oh. My back. Oh. Oh. It's my back. Your neck. It's my back.

You're back. Yeah. Go on. Oh. Side by subway. Sound by somewhere. Sound by somewhere. Oh.

Yeah. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Not today. Sound by way. Not today.

Way to way. Not two way. Not two. 135. What you say? 175. All we are. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Hey man That's just a concert, you just break out. Yeah! That ain't part of the song, K-C.

That ain't... I love that. We just fucked them ABC's up. A-B-C. It's a nigga right now that K-2 is ABC right now. That shit makes you feel small. Like, what, bitch? I'm wet by my two-time tables.

Hit that shit again? What? Two-time two. Oh! Oh! Six. Eight. What's ten times?

Bitch. Four round with that 12, bitch. One. Four pin, 16, 18, 20. One. What's eight time two? 16. Okay, okay.

What's 12. Two. 24. Okay, okay. What's ten times two? Four. Forty. Okay.

That is 81. Oh. You almost got it. Oh, yeah. You got it. Four row still. I'm like, ah. Ah, aye, aye.

Anyone. Ask that, you don't know shit! That nigger, he got to pee. He got to pee. Do the easy one. Do the size. Oh, some stupid shit. Ask him, do the side.

All right. What's five type one? Ten. What's five type one? You're talking about two? 20. That thing ain't said nothing. He's like.

I ain't come in the technology. I ain't come in to take no quiz, nigga, fucking time out. Oh, no, hell, dude. Oh, no, hell, dude. What are you going to say? Man, oh, no, no, dude. You don't know, now, oh, no, no, man. Ah.

Well, we'll be some cold-hand teachers. What are you going to talk? We'll be the hell of a teachers. Just some cold-end teacher. I've been one of the real teachers. I don't even fuck. I was told a little late, boy. I keep it real, keep acting like that,

but you're gonna be done for the rest of your life. Shit. If I was a teacher, every day, nigga, you'll just see me. That's how much my kids would love me. I'll be rolling that TV in. Remember that TV that was on the stand? What's up, kids?

Welcome back to Mr. Bigg, Glass. That's right, we're gonna be watching New Jack City today. Show y'all kids what crack cocaine does to the body. Ah! Well, we gotta give some old of these wrinkled. We gotta get some of all these. We gotta get some away. Oh yeah.

Fuck, giving them away. Let's sell them, nigger. This shit is high. You want to sell them? Let's get me away. What we're gonna do? No, we're gonna get it. Get that one to a girl with big tithes.

This is an extra large. Oh. Let me see. He's got big teeth. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I need. I need. We're giving away to teach, ladies gentlemen. We got the teeth. This niggas say, fuck with a real nigger, bro. This don't go with the running shoes, man. You got to get some tennis shoes.

You'll see this shit in Orlando. Skih me, my brother. You know what? You know what? We've been showing a lot of love to the bobby. I'm going to go up top and get this shirt to a motherfucker up there. You got to go and pop? Yeah, well, I'm going to go up.

All right, just text me when you get back. I'll see you tomorrow. Y'all boys, check a little. Wait. That nigg is not going to come back to two. But you better not go up there with one shirt. Yeah, beat the goddamn hell at you. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna jump you.

Huh, take the hanger too, just in case. I need to find a woman with some big breasts. I found so. I need to find a woman with a chest like me. Where are you at, girl? Oh, they got up, they like, I do. Oh, Lord. I ain't got a tear this, I ain't got us.

I didn't gave away all the big backs. Ain't no more, ain't no more big back shirts left. ain't no more left sit your big titty ass down ain't no more big titty shirts left ain't no all these is little mediums and shit you can't use this that bitch got out the bed with the cover in her pants she got ass ass ass what he got a fat ass boo you can know how to earn I know this shit too ma'am ma'am do you have an iron at home no you gonna have I don't feel like you know it's yours it's yours it better give it my hanger back she got a fat head let her toe walk it off her she got them long nails you know she ain't wiping that

ass will will will william will she ain't wiping all that ass the nails too long she missed a spot you know she is your walls ain't any long enough to get back there that fat ass boo miss your four dollars that air stick you right now right now Oh, stinky booty. Who else? Who else? Stigy booty! Hold on. Can you protect this back to the righteous black woman behind you?

Hello. We only got a few more left. People in the second row. Oh, wait, wait, wait. O.G. what size you will? Oh, that's all. Too big. Too big.

You too big. This amazing. Chico. You are submitting. Oh look, wait, wait. We got one left. I told y'all we need to get one of the guns. Foo!

Foo! You need to get one of the winners. All right. Wait, wait. This is a large. Y'all niggas, y'all should not be up right now. Come on, see this. There's no niggas, she'd be standing up.

Damn. You are fine-ass baby mama. baby mama. There's so many niggas standing out right now. That baby, ladies. That baby mama so fine. She's just because you want up here and her baby. Her baby daddy pay child support.

That's our fine that bitch is. Let me see you. Give me a hood. I don't know what them kids need. Yeah, your teeth is just like mine. But if they need some shit. I feel her heartbeat, I felt it. We fuck what y'all.

Oh, they got a heart murmur. My mom. Hey, they said, doo, do, do. Y'all's how stupid? Y'all's how stupid? When I gave away all the shirts? Yeah, we gave more hair. That's what I'm talking about, but they can't say.

We're a fault with y'all, but we just, we just, we just gave way about $400,500 worth of shit. No, he didn't. They don't know that, bro. What the fuck, bro? My bad. I should have let you sell it. I should have.

We got out of people that man. I'm thinking what to the bed through. Hey, bro. She'll be gone for a little minute, boy. I told her. him. That niggumose had to take that everybody over there. Where is my nigga, Chico?

Chico! Where are you? Hold on, listen to this music, bro. I can't do that. My nigger is lost. Chico! That's that wrong decision music. This is the music that be playing in the movie when the nigger trying to get some advice about this relationship.

I'm telling you, brother, you need to go. brother you need to go home man they shouldn't these streets I can't do this that recovering addict music right here I just need one more I can I can bounce back you telling me you ain't got nothing this shit real smooth I'm gonna start even pushing the jazz music like that there'd be some good shit they're Some pussy too, isn't it? Crackheads and snout some sugar if you ain't got nothing. You got some sugar?

Like anything that looked like? You don't really don't want until you had a crackhead to do some old dangerous shit. Like smoke a firecracker. You like, oh, he's about to blow his lips off. You said it's a new cigarette. Yes, it's a new one. Not that I'm old enough, I realized like that was dangerous, but when you fall 10, you don't give a fuck about that nigger lips.

That niggum about the blud them bitches off. Hold up, wait, you made to tell me it took that nigger that long just to get to the third level? Yes, boy. He just got there. She go! We down here talking about shooting crack-haired lips off. Ooh, look how desperate their blouse are. Yeah, damn.

We in this. Chico, are you safe? Say something. I did not know it was this many people in this. Look at this shit, man. Is that really Chico? It's another thing with Chico hat on. And I took my nigga Chico, Chico!

Where are you? D.C., this nigga went to pee. Didn't wash his hands, a little nasty nigga. Uh-huh. You ain't wash your hand. Brannig only washed the hand that he touched his dick with. Yep, that's all I did. That's shit.

With him since it was all right there. That's all. I do that shit all the time. I'm gonna wash her both my hands for. I need to get some of my pocket. What's up, girl? How you doing? I see you looking at me.

Shout out to all the beautiful ladies in here tonight. There's more women in here. Why y'all ain't happy? You said shout out to all the beautiful ladies in here tonight. Yeah. He basically got low 17. Oh, 17? They're like, yeah, I'm right.

All right, well, let me say it again. Shout out to all the regular-looking ladies to these shit. You ain't beautiful. Look, y'all is honest. I'm okay. Yeah, where the fuck this nigga comes from? Check out! I was scared.

Guess what? What? I went to Narnia. We've seen you. Oh, it's so great out there, man. What you see? All types of weeds and body shapers. You okay?

The real niggas. You got your channel? Yeah, it's all good. I'm tired. My nigga, you sweat, bro. Get some water before you fall out of this. You got your wallet. Let me see you're in hell.

Yeah, I got my head. You know, I keep that shit like a pistol. Oh, hit that big. You got shake it up. Yes, sir. Hit that bit twice. They be going to come out. Yes, sir.

Yeah, I ain't a little ass. My bad. I meant to tell you, I ain't a booed. Oh, nigg. Yep, sorry. Shit. That's the cost of saving the nigger life. You never know, shit.

You know, eat your ass and take the inhale. That ass was trying to kill you. That's what they call it asthma. Come on, man. Hey, give me five. You got to walk away on that one. Give me five. You got that one together.

Yes, he did. Let's discuss it. Hold on. Y'all be eating ass. I ate a couple on one hand. Oh, yeah. I am not a shame. You just don't do.

You just don't do that. real you don't did it a lot of times you just don't know it's because the pussy hole right there the boot hole right yeah right up they next though they really the boy whoever yards you're in you in both of their yards they share line between pussy and ass yeah they live in a duplex they stay upstairs they really stay in the same house they just you don't never know whoever in the kitchen at that time up there's the booty yeah pussy stay upstairs the ass in the basin in the ass I'm telling you anytime if you eat kutja like that

Guess what? You in the pussy? Now you're in the ass. Clockwise, counterclockwise and clockwise. That's how you get down there. All the fellas that he-ass makes them noise. Ooh, ooh, who, look at the right. You motherfuckers is lying, and everybody in this month. That's why they're all-fucking.

You're a liar, son of a bitch. Is it a nigga floor of his ass? I don't know. You know, that booty sweat. The niggas think about it, they're like, nah. I don't remember this bitch taking a wash up. Yeah, Sharon right here. I know you was eating some ass earlier, wasn't you?

Oh, yeah, I'll fuck it up. That's what white people do. They're awful to eat your ass. You ever have your ass eating? Huh? Yeah. You don't have to put any seasoning in order or anything. I already know how that tastes.

Yeah. That's how black women get back at white men. back at white man they make them eat their ass y'all don't know that right that's a secret in the black society that's how they get back at white man and make them eat their ass they're like all that shit y'all was doing that man let's find out excuse me sir gang gang gang gang you're in here with a white woman let me ask you a question is he telling the truth does she make you eat her ass he said that part yeah what yeah you are in the white woman's ass

If Martin Luther King would have heard that shit, he would have shot you himself. We did not put forth that for you to be using Negro mouth to eat Caucasian ass, my brother. As much as we've been too much in your life. You are in a gang with running shoes, my brother. You are slowing down your metabolism eating Caucasian booty, my brother. There's pork in it. Did you not know that there was pork in white ass? It has just as much calories as bacon and sausage, my brother.

Be quiet. You need to sit down. Don't be proud. Look at the white woman. Sit out, man. You sit out. Oh, look at you. Listen to the bitch.

My brother, my brother. Let me explain. Sit out. You are the black man. You are the king. Even though you don't know how to do anything to this. Learn how to do this for you and your people, my brother. She bought the ticket.

She said sit down. I got to sit down. You did not see the white lady when he said out, don't believe that. Who's a player, teach his own? Yeah, keep eating his own stupidity. Keep doing your thing, keep eating hunt, or whatever you're doing. I don't know, shit. Shout out to all the dog, dog women in here.

Yes. Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate rain. You chocolate, but that pussy pink. You're like, how? Yep. How is they so raw?

That's a dark. I like them even darker than that. I like them with the purple pussy. It looked like it been smoking weed. Oh, damn. I like, I like them lips. I like when the lips hang out, they'd be like. Yeah, me too.

Look like that pussy's about to say something. I'd be like, come on, spit it out. But I'd be wanting to know how come to pussy look like that and you ain't got no kids. Hey, they've been taking a lot of that. They've been taking a lot of dinga linga linga. I don't know, maybe she's an athlete or something. Air being athletic, make your pussy lip fall?

Yeah. No, that's for real, that pussy be a lot. Where the pussy lips dropped like nuts and we ain't know? Ah! Ladies just ain't telling us, bitch, my pussy lips dropped this morning. I didn't fucked around. I'm gonna be late for work. My pussy then dropped a half an inch, bitch.

Damn. But that do make that coochie fat, though. Like a little camtoe. I don't know. You like no cushy lips, they'll be all up in there. You know how like when you get a bill and sometimes you take your time and you open up the envelope and it just be like just a straight line. And then sometime when you just rip that bitch open it and fuck it up, I think some of these

pussas was open too fast. Hey, that's a good analogy. It makes sense though, I can ya. It makes sense. You ever open the box to see you too fast, that shit don't even pull out the box right. Exactly. It's the same way you gotta open up your pussy like a box cut. See how you use your tongue as a box cutter.

You just don't go in there and tip, pooh, ah, ah, oh, like, hold up, my nick. You got to find the south spot first, you like, uh, uh, uh, eh. Ah, eh. Nah. Nika just did the Tissipop. You got to do the Titsy Pop. There we go. There we go.

There we go. I don't want none of the ladies in here to be insecure about they pussy, though. Some of them crazy-looking pusses be good. What? What? Hell, yeah. What? That was crazy.

Shit. Right. Pussy lips look like Dumbo is. That motherfucker hit no. Boy, you ain't never had that crazy-looking pussy. You grab one of them long-ass lips. And wrap it around. You can put them on that long lip on my dick.

For real. Sometimes that pretty pussy don't mean shit. You be like, ooh, that big got pretty pussy. I might go crazy. Man. You said that what? That pretty pussy don't mean shit. Nah, shit can be dry as all.

She like, what's wrong, bitch, you know what going on. All right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Ah, shit. Trying to get her pussy wet, like trying to start a car with a dead better. Try it again. Let me try it again. One more time. Oh, what you got.

Grab your nipple, let me say. Try it now. You can grab your dip for a try now. Squeeze your teeth, let me see if it'll start. I can squeeze that choker. Pussy dry, then you gotta put a condom on that. It's fritching. You're gonna set on fire if you fucking around like that.

The condom will let you know, but the condom let you know. You! Yo! Yo! I'm a bunch of pump! You're trying to get in there with that condombo, that bitch. This ain't even rib, boy, sound like that. That pussy is dry.

Then they're doing all that, that's the thing, though. That dry pussy, they want to do all that movement. You'd be like, hey, hey, hey. This is not the time, okay? That shit hurt, okay? Tess, skin off the bottom of your meat. Ugh, wow. You're going to be moving, don't do that.

One in them, put some goddamn. Certainly in your pussy or something. Somebody is willing to be too rough with dick. You ever had a bitch grab your dick too hard? Hey, what the fuck wrong with you? What do you think this dick made out of? Teflon? This is scared.

This is a dick, not a skill at handle. Why you squeezing this so hard? And ladies, stop going on in for the meat. Dick, you've been fucking with. What dick don't work like that? Right, with the dry hands. Let's go with dry hands. What's a lot of?

A dick and shit. Your hands is too rough. Bitch, you got a callous? Right. You've been in the gym all summer trying to work out. You got them callous is on your hands. going with the dry hand, pulling the nicked dick, like, bitch, what are you trying to give me a goddamn skin disease?

Guess what? What is you going on? I had one girl who had Ex-M on her hands. Oh, my God. You and this bitch. I told her, oh, bitch, you got to do it with no hands. You got to do it with no hands, bitch. On the inside of rain?

Man, it was on the outside. I just ain't want her to touch it. I was like a lizard. Don't. I was about to say, you fucking with a bitch with Ex-M on the inside. I said, I don't know. Who fingers is that? But, bitch, get them lizzer's fingers on my dick.

Look, an auntie in the front, like, I did not come here for this freak-ass shit here. Yeah, she did. She perked up when we started talking about the fucking, hit on my part right here. She said, that's your husband right there? Your friend? Old-time friend. How long y'all know each other? 30.

32 years. That's beautiful. You knew in high school? You were knocking on off then. He didn't let. Go ahead, in your blood! Hey, I phone with her, because she's standing to keep a singer. She looked up like, listen, nobody's supposed to know that.

We love it. Y, y'all came and said front row, O.G., got the fieler outfit on, looking like you just sold four Nick bags. I love it, O.G. Don't come around here no more. There's no goddamn dime. You know, I don't care. No dime.

Niggles only, baby. That one of them old niggins who got the new person. Come on my porch again. I shoot the shit out of you. Nah, not him. He got a revolver. Same bullets in it's in, since 9-8. He shot a nigga.

96. Yeah, the motherfucker, court the first two, you're gonna catch their next three. Damn, she got ass. I'm gonna old schools. Yeah, she did have a hand. She knows she talked about it, too. She knew exactly too. Who else got an ass like that, bitch?

You know what's gonna. Yeah, ma'am. Did you know you had that much ass? So when you was getting dressed, she was like, I'm about to take all my ass to the show. You put all of them. What's your ethnicity? You don't know what ethnicity is, bitch?

Who you peeve in, black, black, white, Mexican, What's going on? Ed Nisi, what's up? Puerto Rican. They take care of niggas. They take care of niggins. What are the Puerto Rican's at in the bell? This is Puerto Riga's in?

Puerto Riga. Oh no, y'all just lying to a niggas and get over here? Or what? You mean to tell me all you niggas is Puerto Rican? No, they just know somebody that Puerto Rican. They don't know. I don't know. I'm talking to the girl with the pink hair.

I'm talking to the girl with the pink hat. She's Puerto Rican for real. Y'all do. The Puerto Rican women, but y'all, but. Unless y'all need a place to stay or something. Y'all say, damn, nigger. Won't know what that far. What is you said?

What's the fuck as you said? She said, bitch. She said, you know that bronte, papa. That's like road, man. South by South West. What are you talking about? Telemundo. It went crazy.

She was a real Puerto Rican though. She couldn't help that shit. It just come out. Yeah, I'm Puerto Rican. I did not know it was that many Puerto Ricans at this bitch. It right there, bro. That's here, right there. You know, Florida like to get away for everything.

Anything you want to go to the United States? They were like, look, just go to Florida. Fuck it. Columbia. Any Colombians in here? Damn. Ooh. Jamaicans.

That is real, listen here, Jamaicans? Let me tell you some. That is some of the greatest pussy. That's not pussy. Not pussy's boom boom boom you don't want to fuck the fat boom boom that's what you call it She called it fat pooh, hold up I just got one request y'all got to say that pussy please shade that Pussy y'all be doing all that dance and that shit be hairy than the bitch you're like who you

fucking or not not me give me a damn damn boom-pom they walk up on the nigga who they got for the they're like the hairy Pum-pum dance Herreepin. You need to close it right in the way, like, oh, move, bitch, move. No, leave the hair on mine. They let me know that pussy ain't been doing nothing. Let you know that they're open fast. Yeah, their pussy ain't been doing nothing.

Leave the head on it. No, they don't mean even open. I mean the thing you can close it back up now. Anybody here? Let me put this shit back to nobody who don't know. The Bahamas, anybody from the Bahamas in here? I love the Bahamas. For them.

What a Cubans in the Cubans? What about Hawaii? Ain't about it from Hawaii? Nika just making up shit now. What are you from Africa at? This is what you said, right here like it's just him by itself. That nigga went, ooh. What part of Africa?

Liberia. You is a motherfucker than a lie. Yeah, my motherfucker, Liberia. Liberia. How long have you been in America, gangsy? He had a whole life. Fuck you tell him out. Nick, Liberia fucked up.

Now you know it. He ain't got his life straight. How long you been here? The whole time. The nigga went when he was a little boy. I got one picture. Look, me in Liberia. You know, that grandma.

He had to connect the flight. Nick, you went there. You know a nigga about the lie when he threw his hands up like that too. How long you been here? Ah, shit. You know me, baby. Shit, you know.

You know. Like, for real, for real. Like, bro, I can go over there right. I ain't got to know nobody but my family. You ain't got nobody over there. Look at her, she said, no. She said no. He's from a pocket.

Don't let him tell you anything. He's from fucking Lakewood, okay? I want to go to Africa. The first thing I'm gonna do when I tell you to Africa, I'm gonna kiss the motherland. You going? When you're going? Yeah, I know I'm gonna wake up with a whole bunch of dirt

on my look, but it's okay. I'm gonna kiss. I'm gonna. I've been to Egypt one time, but I ain't never been to Egypt. Yeah, I've been to Egypt. Oh, ah, what the motherfucker? The pyramids, nigga. King Tut, all that.

That's some of the sexiest shit. If a bitch could be cute or bought it some shit, I can't see. You'd be like, bro, I think she's fine, bro. Yeah, they don't play. They don't play. They don't play. They don't play. It'd be a hundred and ten degrees.

You know, a hundred and a bit can't damn. They're like, uh. Be a hundred and ten degrees. They got sweaters on out there. They're not playing. They're not playing. They got some holes. Old sweaters.

You'd be like, I got that ass fat under that kooji. I'm telling you. It's not what it's called. What it's called? I don't know. No, I'm saying they really wear sweaters, not the... Oh, Kooj's sweater. Up under the shit?

No, they don't all wear the shit. They all, some of them wear like sweaters, like Kooji sweaters. But you know, they say that's just part of the coach. You know how, like, some people is like, to die for Christians, you know what I'm saying? You know how people, like, they just say, like, some people, Muslim, don't do that. Don't do all that, right.

But I tell you one thing. They don't do that. showing the arm shit. Yeah. I was over there with a girl. She had her arms. She had like a, just a halter top on. You know, regular shirt, the lady will wear in America.

Boy, them Egyptian niggas was like. Yeah. Niggas hit the arm, and they got hard. Oh, I see y'all. They had, they were like, oh my goodness. They were stripping off the arm. They still are flirting with you, though. When I went to Dubai, they had them ladies.

They got hard off the arm. What the fuck? She still hit you with the eyes when you. walk back let you know that they could go down I love I'm talking about I'm too I don't have my few share with Muslims and I knew you know what was a monster before what they are for me they can't wait to take this shit off you hit me I thought he said monsters they like some no Muslim Muslim they can't wait to take that shit no boom boom pussy be so oh boy yes sir you see I got everybody

wait a minute nigger now I'm on now yeah my name that's you just let me know how famous you really are yeah you ain't gotta be famous I wasn't famous I'm saying you guys was ready to go to hell to get you some pussy huh that bitch was on the pill that miss wanted or zan and I had it man this bitch risking her after life to get you some pussy you know made the whole field and her cut to believe in the hessons is like hey yo chill my nigga we ain't man I honed that shit up for her I was like where you want me to put this at Man, that's the most fucked-up shit I have ever heard. This is...

And they aren't a game of five, she's like right in the name of Jesus. Give me that. All right. Everybody's human. It's okay. Hey. Man, I'm jealous. They just walking around. The folks is walking around and scheming on who they want to fuck. They can't...

They can't... Hey man, you fucked up, bro. I was trying to help that, nigga, but you can't. You can't help him. It's my life. She does skin. Ooh, I know that pussy good. She got all her shit in order, too.

You think she ain't. This big got a house, a car, a credit good. You like, you're not regular. She's not regular. She didn't know. He was talkin about you. You know what I'm talking about you? This bitch, I guess you're not.

Nah. Don't fuck with her, D.C. This bitch. This bitch ain't got no house, no car, bed on the floor. This bitch. Don't fuck with it. Be got a minute refrigerator. They've got two caprisons.

This bitch, this bitch. This bitch got two caprisons. I'm taking both of the eight capricis. She said, don't jimmy like that. No, you can't fuck with her. She got that burgundy hair. That color right down. They can take all this snack.

They're like, you're gonna fuck, bitch. Just there, you're so security number. You got so stupid. You can tell niggas in Orlando I used to be in now, like these niggas are there falling asleep. They're like, oh, Lord, Jesus. They're relaxing, bro. They ain't never been no well.

This shit is nice to them. I'm sad, did you? They're like, I see it down. You should see the way my man was just up there sitting. This nigga got his feet up on shit. He's like, shit. Yeah. Now, you know, niggins are just stunned on that girl.

See, babe, when you fuck with me, you get exclusive shit. Ain't nobody up here? It's in all. I would love to hear that nigga next week. Yeah, we went to the little show and shit, bro. Yeah, man, me and my lady, we was up there. We had a little boof and shit. We weren't down there with everybody else, bro.

No, the shit was real player, my nigga. We had some fruit and all that old type of old fuck. That old type of old shit, bro. That's exactly how you're gonna explain it. How much was it? We ain't gonna get in all left. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Anything for my baby, though. She had a good time so to me on money ain't a thing. Look a nigga, special nigga, over here by itself. Look at this goo man. Look at that thing right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, ha.

He ain't gonna tell you that them C's only for a time limited. You only sit right there for an hour because they want them at the radio, so enjoy. Hey fellas, let me give you some game right quick. If you see your partner, he out with his girl and he speak to you real loud, nigga, don't go over there. He's scared of what you might say. Like if you out, you see a nigga out with hit later. He'd be like, aye, my nigga, Chico!

He don't want you to come over there. Yeah, I want you to come over there. You see, you can't be eating fruit with that girl just came from the bear from me and wash your fucking hands? Oh, don't do it like that, Carlos. She washed her hands. No, the fuck she didn't. Go touch her hands. I bet you they still got them, they ain't wet, I betcha it.

This is all good. I can tell if you wash your hands, turn around. They like the ad drive. Yeah, she wash them, they ash a little bit. That means she washed the lotion off, yep. Ain't no way off shit. That means they been ashy because they couldn't have got as shit that fast. Shit, nigger, that walked far.

I know I took it. The bathroom way back there. That shit is far. That shit is far. You tell if you're dealing with an old nigger or a young nigga. About what type of fruit you ladies? If he eating some shit like this, some cantalo. That's the nigg.

you want. Really? Don't nobody even like cantalore? That's a whole shit. You got to be turned on to catalog. See how that shit. Come out. That just ain't no regular food right now.

You know what that? You got to turn on the candleloat. Oh, the cougal turn you on. Oh, baby. Get some of that candleloat. If you see a hood bitch, she don't get that salt with her, don't even fuck with it, bro.

What type of salt? The hood bitch is put salt on the cantalope. I'm telling you. Some salt? No, that bitch got diabetes. right though I don't know if I don't know if it's I think is it is the Puerto Riggins is a job that do the mangoes and shit like that's just all Hispanic people nah but the way to man the motherfuckers the way they eat their motherfuckers the

motherfuckers juice be running down the arm baby you want to be like no I'm good poppy I don't never leave Florida without buying me some oranges off the freeway what you say dick I buy I buy fruit from people who sell it on the corners around her. For real. Yeah, yeah. That'd be the real fruit right now, though. Look, niggia, agree in this salad here.

Yeah, that's your hair. That's your shit, bro. You ain't got to put it in the refrigerator. That's the only orange I ever had with real orange juice in it. I don't know where they get this shit. I'm gonna tell you what a real fruit is. Niggas don't need no, nigga. From that old deacon at the church, nigga.

I'm telling you. Selling fruit at the church. Real church selling fruit, niggum. Nick. Nick? What type of fruit was the deacon selling? The beacon selling. Nick, real, no, nigga, they got cases and shit.

Got cantalote. You got water. Look at that. That's it. What's up? Beacon? How are you doing? He's selling.

That nigga, that nigger. They got water. There ain't no squabere. That ain't push-ass shit. Uh-uh. They got grapes. Not really, not even a green grape. The purple grape.

The ones with the seeds. They tell you that. Don't, don't do them green grape. Need do these purple grape. Now, if you want some green grape, now, I got some musketive for you. Now, hold a little. Musta die.

You can't eat too many now. You can't eat too many now. They make your lip burn. Don't know. Mustardine. Can't eat? Yeah, that's a real down south shit. You'll know that about the mustard die.

Well, your little bit burning. Hey, I went to a restaurant in Orlando. What is it called? Judy's. Called who? What's it called? Julius. What side of town is that on?

Woo. Y'all get it in over there, don't you? Where's the hood is part of Orlando? though. Well, you're gonna get these niggins fight, west side, east side, where side, nigga? Well, I don't know what side that, I don't know what side of Anderson Street on, but I rolled down that motherfucker, it was hood over there. Hey, when you asked that question, the niggas said, over there by Judas? High heels.

Look at the white people, they're like, yep, I know no parts of that right there. Hey, whatever that niggas said, it must have been really. really fucked up because the nigg on the bottom was like, don't go over there. High heels that bad? High heels? Look at her, she's like, no, no. It's okay.

It's how a nigga gets shot like every three months. It's okay, like. She was defending that shit in the back. It's not that bad. Like, some people got hit, but then nobody died. Like, yeah, let me tell you how dangerous your neighborhood is. If you can go to the store, then your neighborhood ain't dead.

Like, you can walk to the stove. Yeah. You got a store and walking distance, that shit fucked up. No, no. Especially if you got that set up where it'd be two gas stations directly across the street. That's some ghetto-ass shit. You can smell it. You can smell the station.

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Everything behind the goddamn gladdened. They're getting a baby diapers, wipes. The bad nigger. Spaghetti. Everything. Bro, I hate the goddamn stowl. You're in there like, no, that one. No, no, no, no.

Oh. Let the glass up. You say you want to switch this here? Right, that one? This here. Regular swisher. This here? No.

What do you tell me which one? I don't know what you said. Can you open the one? I don't know. No, no, no, open the window. Tell me. But my mama stay down on the screen, bro. I got it.

Tell me what you need. Swisher, swisher, swissure. Swisher, swishle. Swishle. Swishle, swishle. Go get that get away. Go get that get away. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, switch on.

Yeah, this one, turn around, that one, turn around. This here. Yeah, that one. How many you, you, give me, give me two of them. You got some, oh, you got a Zantak. Zanek? Oh, yes. Down here, Sentex.

Hey, my man, how much is this? One second, I must find Zantec. Oh, go, man, man. I am. Trying to get this, man. Okay, I have two Zantec and the, Zentec in the... How much do you?

This is here with a 4-2-49, 2-4-6, 2-4-7, 7-2, 2-4-9, 2-4-6, 1-2, 1-2, 3-4-5, 6-9, 2-1-2, 2-1-2, 2-1-2-1-2-1-1-2. Oh, you over there, that's $6, and now you, 4-2, 2-1, to Zantec. Most people don't buy Zentec. Oh, oh, don't give me a second, uh, this, going to be 15. Who? $15.15 for two swishers and some Zantak? It's going to be $15, you know, understand? What a nigga, boy?

What are you talking to, bro? I'm gonna this stuff all the time, bro. You give me a problem all the time. You give me problem all the time, $15. Bro, I knew you love that. What are you going to do? You're not going to do. You're not going to do.

I shoot this bitch. You're stupid, bitch. I ain't broken the top out of the truck, Nick, fuck wrong on that, Nick. You're a stupid bitch. You're a stupid, dumb bitch. Get that bitch. You don't scare me, bitch.

You not scare me, bitch. All right. You not scare me, bitch. You're a stupid bitch. No, let me out to do. No, no. Let me have to do. No, you don't get out.

No, you know, get out, stupid bitch. Stupid bitch. Nigg won't he let me out to door, but let me out to door. You know what? I am in this gang for a bin, this one. He, I am a friend, my friend is this guy, this guy here. He kick you at ass, get out of my store.

Let me out of the door. You're not going anywhere. Until you give me $15. You can't make me buy shit for, niggil? First of all, don't talk to me this way. You want to switch or not? What do you're going to, what do you go? Real talk, real talk, real talk.

As a man, bro, as a man, bro, who'll be living in this community for about 20-some year, bro. Real talk, let me tell you some, bro. Real talk. The reason why ain't nobody touched this though is because of us, bro. You feel what I'm saying? You got to respect the community, bro. If you don't respect the community, we'll fuck this motherfucker up, bro. Oh, I am very, very afraid.

I am so afraid of you and the people. Oh, you're going to fuck up my store, but next thing you know, you want uddle and noodle for a Kool-Aid. I am not afraid. I am not afraid of nothing that you say. So you give me $15 or do you get the fuck it back there? I mean trying to leave, my nigga. You won't let me go.

Okay, well, give me $40 then. So you should just say that the first time, bro, we wouldn't even went through all there. Oh, damn, bro. You know what you, bro? Hey, I see you next time. You do it. Hey, hey, hey, man.

Hey, man, yeah. That's really how that shit means, too, man. Hey, because you niggas don't be one to do that dude wrong, He's going, bro. He's tripping, bro. He'll let him live, bro. You'd be like, no, boy, Abdul back to get his ass walk. Boy, what, dude, boy?

You don't know how many time y'all gonna shout that dude's shit up? I'm telling you. Everybody got that store in the community that you go to to choose a little boy. I mean, you just stole out of there and everything, man. That's your community store. Your hood. You are arguing where I do all day, but let a nigger that's not from around there coming in and

try to argue what Abdul, nigg. The whole neighborhood come out. Come out. Hey, boy, Lee Park, man. Lee could low, man. That nigga good nigga, man. He gave me a free bag of Doritos when I was six years old, bro. I fuck you up.

Crane part about the nigger, back up. The nigga, it'll be a cool that damn dude to let you got some free. I appreciate Abdul. You'll see a nigga. Fuck, nigg. Hold on, no, no, no, let back go, let back go, let back go. You know, bro, right now? You scrape?

You scrape? No, no, no. Hey, hey, DC, DC. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's see what he does. Let's see what he does. Excuse me, excuse me, my friend. You've been walking around my store for a long time.

You know, pick up nothing. Could you please tell me? You're making me feel so specious, but you please, please, please, don't touch it. Everybody going to stand in that little dirty-ass stove, man. Wait, wait, wait one second. You really ain't got shit in hell. Wait one second, wait a second. Excuse me, my friend, I don't want to have no problem, okay?

So please, will you please tell me? me what you need. Man, what the little fuck niggas outside, bro? Excuse me? The little fuck niggas out side and like they're gonna do some. You are disrespecting the gang, okay. D-C. What's on, are you good?

Come, come, come, come. You straight? I'm straight. I'm straight, too. Wait, wait, wait. I'm straight. There is a guy there, right? Look at me, look at me.

There is a guy there, okay? I, you know, I take care of you. I take care of you. You see, I'm and I got the time before you. I need this space to do what we do. You come here, I don't bother you. You feel, if I'm going to talk to me, crazy. I need you to handle this.

Okay, I'm dude, check this out, right? Tell this shit up. Che this all right. Do this, do this, do this, do this for a fan. You see him with some money? Tell me. Yeah, he has his big of money, right? So do this.

Yo! Act like you need change. Yo! Okay. Hold up, bent out. He's gonna get back with you. What's up? You scream? Okay, right.

You're straight. I got weed too. So look, check this out. Right. Ask him, do he got chained for a hundred? You're going to get chung for a home. You're going to get churn. When he comes outside, you're going to get his own.

Oh, that's a very good plan. I like it. Excuse me, my friend, I'm so sorry. Yeah. That is my friend. He is my family. But what do you need? As a matter of fact, I see you have a lot of money in your pocket.

I was wondering if you can give me a change for a hundred dollar of you. Get the fuck out of the car. Get the fuck out of the car. Get the car. All y'all, get out of the car. Because I have changed. Pay attention to me, my friend. Get out of the car.

Get out of the car. Hey, my friend, please. Do you have changed for $100, get out of the car, bitch? Get out of the car. What's in this purse? No, I ain't got no chain, bro. You're a broke-ass, bitch.

What did you're doing? D.C., it's the money. Oh, we got to hear about outside. We already got them laid out. Oh, my friend. My friend, my friend, hey, my friend. Are you opening candy without a big? Are you opening candy?

without pay for my open number i see you candor in your hand get the fuck out of my store get the fuck out go that way matter of fact make sure you work that way they come sure you walk that way walk that way the buddy coming y'all you got to get his ass shh let buddy come hey bro you still want that weed fucking you get up yeah bring him back i do now bring him back in store bring him back in store Abdu, this the nigga, Abdu. You know what? I usually don't do this, DC,

but I come from behind the glass for this one. Keep your hands up. You ain't fucking with that dude. Keep your phone fucking hands up. Pussain. You know the fuck you at, why? You ain't no land on, boy? Listen, listen here.

You look at me when I talk to you. I go to fam, man. No, nobody's care. Look at me when I talk to you. Look, you come to my story, you disrespect me and my gang. So let's what I must... Stop all that cry, bro.

You just want a cry before? Gaisers don't be crap. Sound like a seal. Okay, stop your cry. Okay. Hands up, but I can see your motherfucking hands. This is what I do. You make me come from behind glass.

I don't do this ever, okay? So you have a lot of money. Look, look at me. Look at me. I want you to buy watch. Not no mobile. Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me, let me make it.

Hands up. I want you to buy watch. I don't do this for any. okay I want you this for you I usually charge a whole lot of money for this so what I need you to do is give me all money you have all of it I'm talking about the money in your account the money of your mother's house all of the money I give you what you give me money deal you done hey man pin number fuck niggins you heard him he's 85 85 85 85 85 85 85 85 oh that's shit this is a

second time y'all have robbed me on this goddamn show. Wait a minute. Where's a minute? I'm the fucking for ya. I'm sorry. I can't get robbed. I can't do anything. That's the second time them niggins then hypothetically robbed to me.

What are y'all trying to say? I'm trying to say is you got to choose your friends. Did you rob me for real? I would never rob you. You're my brother, Nick. We go to brother's for my world. I won't rob you, but you got to be aware of shit like that. You got to know when the robber's around.

They're in him? Let me tell you so. If a nigga do this too many time. The fuck D.C. Nicky, you were eating in that that shit, man. You were a gaster. Canterloat?

Man, this shit takes up. See, you probably picked the one up that had the flour on it. See, I put that one to the side. That's worse than that's robbing Carlos. Nigger, you just going to let me eat the guy. Oh, you said, what a robber's at? They didn't have him?

Black people look at shit before they put it in their mouth, nigga. You got the, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, it'll be good to go. Don't trust that about shit. You didn't see how the robbers was looking at y'all robbed me? No. They was critiquing that shit.

You ain't supposed to do that. Crazy for... The niggas robbing in there taking notes. Nah, he should have took two steps instead of four. That's what make their alarm go off right there. Them niggas ain't never been. All the real robber. What I did right here?

They ain't gonna say shit. I ain't set it up right now. I robbed the niggas who he came with. Come on, man. In the car. I had to get him out the car. No. Listen, D.C.

Out the only nigga ain't here that know what it is. What the OG? Come on, man. That nigga. O.G. He knew. You said, yeah. You had to get him out the car.

You had to get him out the car, right. Oh, he said, shit. I used to do motherfuckers like that all the time in the 70s, nigger. Shit, I mean my robber, the motherfucker. I had some smoky robbers in playing the background. He thought shit was sweet. I pulled that big, bill. I had a six shooter down here.

When the motherfucker got out, he had a cold suit on, kind of like that one, but a little bit smaller. I lifted out the six shooter. I said, hey, Jack, get your silly ass on the goddamn ground. Before I turn your monkey ass upside, goddamn down. And he did. He did it. He did it.

He did it. What he said he's going to do to the nigger, man? He said, hey, get your silly ass on the ground job, turkey. This ain't my job, but tonight I'm a working, working, motherfucker. Yeah. That I got him. I showed him. That shit has flash bands.

I'd be able to stop playing. Because, nigger, I'll just be funny. We're all right. I'm gonna tell you. He'd be like, yes. I'm playing, nigger. He'd be like, yes. I don't believe me.

Fuck. Fall. Hey man, I don't know if the people in here ever been robbed before. That's some scary shit, boy. When another crazy nigga got the gun, that bitch looked bigger. Tell the truth. It's huge. But when the nigga got a gun on you, that motherfucker this big, man, lay that motherfucker down, my name.

Like, where did this nigga kill him? And they got a 380, that shit looked huge as hell. I swear with four niggas, they had four guns. You're like, this nigga had a 380. No he did. It's just, what makes me, what's the worst part about a robbery is that you lose all control of the situation. This motherfucker can come in and request you do all types of shit because he got the gun. You got to be compliant, nigga.

Hey, fuck, nigga. Hey, hey, take your hat off, nigga. Put your shirt over your head like a motherfucking dolphin. That means he didn't know what the fuck he was going in there to get. Exactly. But still, he got a pistol. A dolphin? Yeah, nigga.

Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, nigga. They move like a dolphin niggins. Yeah, move like a motherfucking dolphin. Niggins so stupid, he's going all right to the door. No, stop trying to get away.

Fuck, nigga. Stop trying to get... Hey, let me tell you a real geyser, nigger. You just know how to act under pressure. It's a certain thing. It's called pressure. Nah, it's just, it's weird. That pressure is some serious.

You have been into some real shit. shit that shit is like it's warm as hell it's like it's pressure right here and you just got to handle it you know what I'm saying I don't been about it some real hard I got robbed I got robbed it was three niggas they was robbing another nigga the nigga the nigga who was at the dog he was like no bro not him he's scraped nigga I was so happy I wanted to start helping what happened what happened oh okay Y'all about to say, they like, he walked us, get that fault, niggum. He did.

Drop him. Now scared, bitch. Be like, come on, help, drop him. Them niggins was out. Hey, they're out here. My bitch, you better go get beat up, bitch. Say what? They ain't.

Told you. I mean, one time, I had done kind of, like, orchestrated a robber at one time. Oh, my God, don't confess. No. Something else. Excuse me. I don't have nothing to. I don't have nothing to give up.

Don't talk about this shit. I swear, he was like, get it up. You see, this is stupid. You're going to cause a problem. All right. Yes, you are. Look, you are D.C. young friend. Fuck, you mean talking about robbery.

No, I'm talking about that back in the day. No, no, no. You see, there's no such thing back in the day. Look at all the black people. You see what happened to Cosby? That was back in day. That was like back then, back then. Like, even when I was robin.

So he came back. Fire and shit your mouth. Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? What do you say? What? What do you say?

What do you say? I want you the nigger in the face. All right, after the voice, I can't do it no more. That nigger in your fame. I want you the nigger in the face. Shut up to everybody in this bitch. Who's going off a perk right now. That shit that kicked in.

Shout out to everybody in here who eat these. This is an edible. I forget what the lady name is who made them. All right. Y'all keep eating that shit. You don't know what's in it. Y'all. I would say this.

You can't do that, man. salute to everybody that's gayster enough to eat one of these and still live your life normally god bless y'all trying to get y'all on that shit man god bless y'all y'all keep smoking the pre-roll keep eating all this shit you don't know what's in it y'all is gonna be fucked up niggas is like man it's weed you like his weed they like yeah no it ain't it's weed cocaine hair run little piss anything niggins anything y'all niggins just eat shit man you just turn into a monster I'm telling it, it's a, it's a, I'm telling you might fuck around to get that shit and go death, Nick. I can't fuck with the edibles.

This nigga, this nigga, this nigga, this nigga, this nigga Carlos. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, nigga. What is your? Hey, hey, DC, DC, chill, boy, what the fuck wrong with you, dog? What? What? He needs some milk. Hey.

Hey, chill out, boy, you straight, man. You straight. You straight. You straight. You straight, bro. Look at me, bro. You just hide. Chill.

You just hide. Bro, bro, bro, bro. You just high. Hey, I can't hear, ma, ma. But, boy, bro, bro, boy, bro, boy, you say. Peace, go. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. No, you gotta chill, bro.

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Stop, stop, stop. I can't hear myself. You gotta chill. I can hear you, nigga. I can hear you. Chill, I chill. The police, bro, you gonna make it hot.

My phone? Get my bow, my ball. Dyson. No, get this, nigger, man. Hey, bud, you don't need your phone. Where you going? Where you going? Where you go on?

Okay, who will go? Ted! No, don't do that. Don't do that. The motherfuckers that call 9-1-1. Bro, no, put this shit up. DC, you just ate the edible, bro. You good.

You're good. You trip and tripping, bro. Listen. Hey, look, let look. Drink some water. My nigga started doing that. Drink some water, bro. Drink some water.

Drink some water, my nigga. Drink some water. Drink some water, bro. Come down, my nigga. Drink some water. Drink some water. Drink some water. Sit down, my nigger.

Sit down, bro. But I told you not to get that nigga this shit, man. The fuck, dog. Here you go with this shit, bro. Yo, we gotta... Ain't nothing wrong. Yo! You got to chill.

Stop. Stop crying. Stop crying, first of all. Bro, you just hide. Chill out. You just not. You just not, stop crying. Well, relax, my name.

Yeah, chill, chill, look at us, look at us. Look at us, look at us. Br, bro, D.C., we're in Orlando right now. Yeah, chill out, my name. Listen, DC, listen, watch this, watch this. Orlando, let D.C. know he okay. This is telling me okay. Say y'all, y'all ain't shit.

Y'all ain't shit. As a group, as an audience, whoever didn't participate, you ain't shit. I know. I don't know. No, bro, chill out. You gotta chill out. Hey, chill out.

Got to chill out, listen. Hey, yo, my guy, I'm telling you, you high. You tripping like a motherfucker, and I don't know why. All you gotta do is chill and drink a little water. My nigga, eat the candlelow, bro. Boy, think about your doing them. It's okay. Oh, shit, the cantalow got weed in the two.

Oh, nigger. Ugh. My bad, bro. You didn't drink this water, did you? Yeah, he did. And he poured it on the stuff. Niggins that water got weed in it. God damn.

I'm going to get my dog. I'm going to go home. You got to get off this couch, too. Because the couch got weed in it. I'm going to fall. Help. Help! Help!

Help. We ain't gonna make it. We ain't gonna make it to the club, bro. Help. Oh. I can't hear myself. DC. DC.

You remember Bozo? You remember Bozo? You remember Bozo? You remember this, right? You remember him? You good? Man, he's straight. He's coming down now.

You straight? Can you talk to me? Say something. See, he getting straight. You are okay, but you're just high off the edible. Watch this, say it again, see this, watch this, watch this. The hole's about to come. You said the hole about the car.

Told you, that nigg is straight, bro. I don't even know why he took us through all that, bro. They go right back in when they said. You were like, the holes, I can't hear a little bit, I can hear it. Hey fellas you know you got some real lads home boys if you say that like niggins some holes about to come through and they jump up and they help you straighten the crib back out them's a real potters right there they want to see you succeed my knee oh no he just want to head back because he know he ain't got nowhere to go and that's his only only thing that he's contributing to the to the pot as a cleanup Well, this shit gonna be dope. Got the white people at this show tonight,

so you know we're getting a five-star review on Yelp, nigga. Yep. We get good. They knew about that deaf shit, don't. I know about that dead shit. We gave the fuck with the people up top, so they do it. They get deaf.

That's another Haitian flag. Is that a Haitian flag or a Mexican flag? That's Italy. That's Italy. We don't get on that meth. They can't hear a thing. That ain't Italy. That's Mexico.

They just got it side with us. See that Mexico. Shout out to Mexico. Shout out to all the Hispanic people. We fuck with y'all. We love y'all. Fuck that motherfucking wall, nigger. You said it.

Fuck that wall, nigger, shit. I don't know what y'all gonna do, but you know, black people, we don't agree with the way they treat y'all. If y'all gonna ride, just say something, let us know. Fuck that. Yeah, let us know. We'll go down there with you. Yeah.

We fuck with y'all. I mean, if y'all gonna ride, let us know. Just know. It's a lot of Uber drivers. Just getting the Uber. We'll drop y'all last off. We got you. What you say?

The everywhere. Uber driving. Down here. That's a new guy. You don't need no way. You got to feel like no job like that. Hey, my nigga, you ever had to counsel of Uber because that bitch was too close to you already?

I know. I'm already. I'm ready to go yet. No, no one minute away. This nigga has my driveway already. Nah, give me somebody six minutes away. I don't trust a nigga too close. I counsel a ride because a nigger looks suspicious.

because a nigga looks suspicious. Niggil looks suspicious. I don't get a fuck, niggil look just like me. Nope. Now won't be no DC coming to pick me up, motherfucker. Hey, you have a caller to try to tell them how to get to where you at? They be them A-Rab.

Yeah, I do, I do. Make a laugh. What do you say? Make a laugh. What are you? You don't pass me, you got to come back. Make a laugh. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no say right. I come to. the place. I'm here. It says arrive a destination. You down the street. Look at your GPS. I look. You went too far. It said 1965. You down there in the 20s. Come back. Well, you know, say on the message, I'm sorry. You have to meet me. I don't need no where I'm from. I'm not from here. I don't know. Walk down. You got the car. Come to me.

Walk down. This nigger got the car. I want me to come to him. Walk down. This nigger can get to me quicker. Walk down street. I can't do it, boy. I'm not from down here. Can you come?

You went down too far. All right. I'm looking at the GPS. If you keep going to make a right, then make another right. I'm going to be outside. Hold on one second. Going down the screen.

Make a right. Another right. Hello. What do you say? I missed it. I said, go down the screen. Make a right. Then another right.

Okay, I'm going to council right now. I'm sorry. You have to get another right. I can come. You speak too fast for me. I'm sorry. Come on, boy. Come on.

But don't counsel the ride, bro. You're the only nigga I got right now. Oh, no, I saw this for you. Hey, you're the only thing I got right now. Please don't counsel the ride by, my nigga, please. Hey, DC, the nigga counselor around on you. Another nigga pull up, like, excuse me, yes, I am looking for D.C. D.C., I'm looking for D.C. Nigger counselor, and then you call another Uber.

It's the same nigga. Yeah, this is D.C. Right, where are you? I'm here. Is this you stand on the corner, blue chains, blue shirt? Yeah. Can you please put your hats lights on? Is this you?

Yes. I don't have one of them pussy-a-nig to do that shit, too. Nigger, see me and just hit the gas. Pull off on you. Hey, when they see your, I'm going to show you how much the world at your name. Nigga, you grew up with your parents telling you don't ride with strangers now. That's all you do, nigga, call the motherfucker. What?

I don't know who that nigger is driving the car. You don't give a fuck who it is either. You just like, I need your car, nigger. Fuck that. Scoot over. I needed to get to, I said this yesterday, we was in Tampa. A nigga with a suspended license in Tampa picked me up in the Uber and was honest about it.

He said, hey, bro, my shit suspended, but shit, we're straight. No, we not. Anybody could be an Uber driver right now. I even applied. Yeah. I clock in as soon as I lead this bitch too. Oh, look, that nigga drive Uber. He said, we're all about the money.

You're an Uber driver? If you drive for six hours a week, nigger, you'll get paid. Nicky, you get paid. You are Uber driving, my nigga? Yeah, you are. He's feeling out his application right now. He's like, yep, Jason. William.

That nigga's sitting in here at the show canceling rise right now. Nope, I ain't gonna be available till they don't. They got a small-eyed car, nigga, trying to be an Uber XL. Nika, you can't do that. He's like, they won't even allow a nigga to be an XL. Can you put your vent on me in? They ain't know what kind of car you got. You got a hybrid.

You want to be an Uber XL. Nick, you ain't no XL. You ain't no XL. Nick, you... Niggas, he's getting all the money. Shut your ass up. He get all the Uber pool money. That is, that shit right now.

Hey, see, you call that nigga tomorrow. Bro, what you're up to? Shit, out here chasing the check, nigga? He literally chasing the check, in the Uber. I'm far with Uber. Because motherfucker would really begin with right, my cousin's an Uber drive. I'm like, cuz, how much you get paid the week on that shit?

You're like, you know, if I really put my hours in, I'm like, bitch, if you get up and get in your car. How much you get paid, motherfucker? Shit. Somebody got a clock in, bitch, you clock in when you crank that bitch up. Stop playing. I ain't how I work. Somebody, I put my hours in.

Bitch, stop playing, bitch. If you get some rest. They're getting real niggerish. I had a nigger and Uber asked me for some cash, so he can get some gas, my name. I knew you got a 10 on you, I turn this bitch off and take you where you need to go. I really need some gas. No bullshit. I'm being honest with your cash app.

Whatever. Ah, that nigga, here's how to ride and get some gas money! I'd cancel this bit right now on my mother, bro. I cancel that bitch you all and be like, hey, bro, let me get your kids, right? Hey, that's the way. You ever believe that niggins to be on the outside of Walmart? Excuse me, so... That's the real shit, D.C.

Y'all, that's smart, no, bro. All the niggas that be outside of wall. Excuse me, sir. I'm so sorry. Hey, man. I usually don't ask for anything, man. But I really just... I'd stay all the way in a pop-co, bro.

If you could just give me a couple of dollars, bro, just to get back to the... I just need anything helps, bro. I just want some gas. I just want some gas. I got my whole family in the car. Look, then it'll be the white lady with the kids and shit all in the van.

I thought you were talking about them niggas who'd be like, excuse me, sir. Can you give me a couple dollars for my basketball team because we're trying to go... Oh, I like him, me. I like him, niggas. I said again. I don't fuck with this.

I can't play basketball. That's crazy. Yeah. That's what I say to him. I'm like, hey man, keep it 100. Y'all niggas ain't got no basketball team, do y'all? They'd be like, fuck, no, bro. We're trying to hustle.

You know, we could be out here rob a nigga, bro. But I had a nigga walk up for me with a little jersey, bro. We just trying to, try to raise a little money. I said, you might want a bigger jersey. That's what you did. No, but that's the reason I ain't get a nigga no money. He came up.

Excuse me, sir. You give me some money for my basketball. I was like, nigga, what grade is you in? You got a tattoo on your neck. I'm not giving you a grown-ass man. Hey, man, I still get a tour, it's the hustle, like it's the, you know what I'm saying? Like, you gotta add some balls to walk up

over the motherfucker and ask for some money. Oh, niggas get gangster depending on the city you go to. Salute the Baltimore, niggas, you go to Baltimore. Them niggas will wash your windows at the light, even if you don't want them to with the spray bottle. You had the light, shit, shit, shit, shh, shh, shh. That'll be $5, dude. Like, niggas, I ain't asked you to do that.

Hey, but like you were saying, it don't take no. It don't take shit to walking up on people and ask them for money. I got an offer. This nigga is so heartless. We had my grandma's funeral. Everybody's sitting around crying. This thing you just get up in the middle. Yeah, I know everybody's sad and shit, but, uh...

I was just wondering if I can get a couple of dollars. I'm trying to give me some cigarettes. From everybody? Whoever. I don't give, who else? You're talking, I know everybody's sad and all. I know everybody's sad. The family is going through it.

it right now, the whole . Hey man, that's the most humble you'll ever see a nigger when they need some money from you. They need to get extra humble. Hey, Carlos. It's a tone. I'd be like, nobody. You already know it's covered. Carlos.

What do you want? Hey, man. Hey, man. Look, first of all, I just want to- Time out, bro. First of all, first of all, I just want to say, I'm proud of your success, my name. I've been doing this shit for seven years. You're just not telling me this shit.

Yeah, I mean, I've been going through a lot, though, bro. And you know, man, you know shit fucked up, man. You remember what happened to Lord John? It's been fucked up. Yeah, I know, but listen, listen, right. Look, man, I ain't trying to get in your business, man. But, but I was just wondering, right, if,

let me stop, man, look at me. Yeah, I'm fine. Time to get to talk, because you're whispering. No, because I don't want my man, I don't want my man to know what I got going on. Ah, it seems like you don't want me to know what the fuck he got going on. I mean, I got you, I got you. But look, look, look, look, look.

Like, ha ha, ha, ha, look. Look. But look, look, I was just wondering if you can just give me a couple dollars, man. I got, you know, I'm late on the rent, man, and they're tripping. They said they're going to sit me in the babies out, man. I just need a couple dollars, man. You said they're going to put the babies out. Yeah, the babies.

You know, a little man, little man talking to everything. Hey, Chuck John, gentlemen. Joe John? No, yeah. You're talking about. Yeah. Damn. Hey, John Joe?

Let me see what he turned on. Wait, wait, wait, who will? See? I know your situation. You know how you know. You know ain't going to have you out there. You know. What's all, Cah?

What's all? Why? You good, Bob? See, you know your shit? You got with no feelings? He ain't playing. I love that. I love that.

Hey, shit. Uh, hey, shit. Uh, you got, you got. What you got? You got on you running? Yeah, you know, I just got down. You know, I just had to pay bill. You know, you know, your first shit, you know.

Yeah, all right. Shit, I didn't need a little song. He does something? Just a little song? What you got? What you got? I mean? What you got out here?

No, I got you. You know, I got you. You know, I got you? Yeah, just thing right down. I bet. Right now. Hey, that's why you, you. Hey.

That's why you, you, you. And you're crazy. That nigga, crazy. That nigga real, boy. He said he's ain't gonna look out for a girl, oh. Talk to him. You know, because they, you know, put me on.

You know, talk to him, you know what I'm saying? You know, you know, you're straight, right? You know I fuck with you, right? You know I fuck with you hard. Right. Listen, I'm gonna tell you like this. Right. My man over there, that nigga ain't right.

Uncle Charles? Uncle Charles ain't right, bro. First of all, I don't know if you know this. I don't know if you know this. I don't know if you know this, but it's between me and you. Right. The other night, right, we over there, you know, we smoke a little blood and shit. I say, man, I'm so proud of my man, D.C., you know, that's the poem.

Right. He was like, man, fuck that nigga, fuck you mean. And then he got to know to use your slogan in the disrespect, so I'm just saying, watch yourself, bro. Watch yourself, bro. I'm glad you, boy, you know what, I got you. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got you.

Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know I got, well, you know what I got what I got what I got to what I got to add my part. Oh, if you run down the shit. down the street, highway 85 that she'd be busy than the motherfucker.

Just go ask somebody. What's up, Coo? Why called? Hey, man. Watch yourself around that nigga, man. Oh, who? I don't know who that nigga you were talking to. Watch yourself around that nigga, brother.

Y'all nigger family. Why y'all act like y'all don't know each other. No, I'm telling you, budd. Hey, the other night, we smoking a blunt, right? Right. I don't foe buddy like that. Right. He came over to the crib. Another nigga.

another thing. You know, I'm gonna fuck with him at all, like that. And he said, hey, when you give a chance, you're gonna do something dirty to you. Well, they're gonna do something to me. That's on the family. You bullshit. A nigga, on me.

On you? You don't give a fuck about yourself. Yeah, on my. I can't trust nobody. Well, in the meantime, come, before I said, you scrape, cause you know what I said you scrape. You know, I got these little edibles that I got from my home boy.

Oh, but these bitch is busing, you hear me. My ladle-party talking about he couldn't help. Uh-huh. Cone boy, one of them, thirt, boy, take about four, five in a bitch. Yes, sir. John, John, John, John. Hey, hey, live here. John John John.

I'm talking about a deal. John John John. John. Take about four-five in a bitch. John John John. Come down. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got you.

Look, John, look, I was asking you for the money, right? But I got a better deal. My white boy just pulled up. Look, my white boy said, my white boy trying to get the half. For real? Yeah, the white boy trying to get the half. I told him a half. You told him to pull up over here?

Shh, shh. I told him the half was 300, right? Charge me $150 for it. I give him the half. We can split the money. But you know my house is fine. God damn, man. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

My white boy, he's scared. Hey, I told you here a good dude, man. Hey, it's all right. You got your boy with you. I got him to take care of y'all. This is my man right here. Look, just chill. I stop sweating.

Stop moving and shit, all right? Look, he wants a half. You want to have. Look, I need the money, so you give me the half for $300. I'm going to sell. I don't know. I don't know what he wants. He just won't have half of some shit you don't know.

It don't matter. Just give me something. They just need a half of something. They're white. You know how they do. They're going to go, nigger. They want every time. They're going to go snorting, all that shit.

Why, what's up? Why, what's up? Yeah, you... Hey, uh, I know my cousin brought y'all over here, but... I don't see a drugs. He's just playing, Jason. Just y'all chill right there, all right? What the fuck is you doing? That's what I'm saying, you know. That's what I'm saying. You know they got the police. I ain't got time for that shit, you know.

You're a crackhead. You don't know them knickers. Look at them, nigg. Look, police. Hey, Cud, hey, bruh, for y'all go to jail, fucking with the white boy. Let me get that little bunny, man. Cawall, how much you need, Coole? Give me something on. Sound long. Alright, look.

All, check this out. I got a 20. Okay. And both y'all are my favorite. You know what I'm saying? 10 to 10, bro. 10 to 10 to make a nigga your bad friend. You feel you, bro.

But listen. You see OG right there? Yeah. OG got the old pistol. He's selling. I know you need another gun. Man, I don't want that old gun, boy. That shit came with Adam and Eve, but I don't want that shit.

How you think they shot the snake? They had to shoot his ass. But the gun still work, though, bro. It got three bullets in it from the 70s. You know them bitches hurt? I know, for three's company, too. Alright, look, give me the 20. I don't trust you.

I get 10. Because you know you ain't going to get Uncle Charles. He's 10. Huh, man, he ain't with y'all 10. Y'all stop acting like y'all ain't motherfucking family, man. Y'all niggas all. candy foe up here beefing and shit like y'all don't fuck with each other four i've put y'all in the backyard make y'all nigga fight crack ain't gonna do a goddamn thing i ain't tripping off that goddamn

nigga there hey look john down look hey i love you baby love you too uh i love you y'all y'all y'all don't you stop that bull shit oh that nigger ain't your real cousin bro why you say that look y'all cause i know that i know that niggum man that ain't Not real cuz. That did niggas son, bro. Ooh. Hey, first of all, first of all, nigga. First of all, nigga, don't talk about my goddamn daddy, nigga.

Old school your daddy? Yeah, pop, they pop, OG, O-G, O-G. Look, it's the same nigga. Look, stand up, bro. Stand up, bro. Stand-up, O-G. Look at their arm, bro. Damn, O-G.

He tied it up. Yeah, God damn, O. Whom Chang got a tattooed right there. When Chang got a tattooed right there. Yeah, let's say, let me see it. I can know, I can read it. Yep, that's about seven in a half year right now. O.G., where you from?

Traffic tickets. You from Dubol? Yeah, let's get away from that niggins. Duval, get the fuck on. Get the hell on. That niggins from Duval. I ain't never seen the old nigga with tattoos like that. I'm talking about they look better than mine,

and I've been here. Who did yours? Then they got some tattooed done for some cigarettes. A big cotton and cigarettes. Look at the ushers. They tie. Y'all leg get loose in here. Man, tell these people. We got a whole other hour, bitch. They got the ushers in here dressed like they work at Home Depot.

Y'all got the Home Depot watch on there. Salute to y'all. D.C., bro. I know you hate this part, bro. I hate it, but you know what time it is. Cut the lights on. Let's run the motherfucking light bill out. Oh! Oh! We want that!

We're trying to leave. But we got it. We ain't trying to leave, but we gotta go. We're trying to leave, but we gotta go. I don't want to be. We ain't trying to leave, but we gotta go. Shout out to Orlando. Shut on Orlando.

Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Shout out to Orlando. Time out. Hey, my motherfucker, we all let you know. We get white, a white man. Bring D.C. another mic.

another mic. Nah, that's how good. Hey, Cat, I'm gonna. Y'all show us up, my nigga, he's been breaking us out every episode. Oh, hold that. This is the 85-step shoot. To my name is Orlando!

Hold up. Hey, Orlando, listen, man, we've been doing this for a long time. I know a lot of y'all have been watching us for a long time. Look around you, man, y'all. Y'all sold this bitch out. We love y'all, man. Oh, God, man. Thank you. We say, Salvador!

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