The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live from The West Palm Beach Improv | Ep. 84

Episode Date: June 17, 2017

DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Clayton English take the 85 South Show live on the road to the West Palm Beach Improv. Shoutout to Miss Tammie! > INSTAGRAM http://www.instagram.com/85southshow/ > TWITTER http://twitter.com/85southshow >FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/85southshow/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Parano advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin, and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. We got Tid eyes in the building

Say what, say what Today's in the building All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio Tidaz in the building With your stagging ass You're gonna be in New Year's In church With your stagin' ass You're gonna go straight back to work

With your stagging ass While your kids still paying up in dirt With your stagin' ass Hold up your alternated on work. With your staggin' air Now you gotta try to crank it first With your stagin' ass Oh shit, you gonna be late for work

With your stagin' ass And you ain't gonna have no fucking dog With your stagin' ass If we don't bend up and see with the shit Tell it too Fucking these holes on the low Niggas talk about Them n'niko fun to hang with that shit

But tell what I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in a I might jump on the plane in Pallé vu la Francé because my no loss I got the jokes I'm everywhere you see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities

nigger went to Germany and felt some different cities hey go went to Germany and felt some different cities hey hey I said they small and they round but felt some different titty I like smoking weed I like it and hot hey I'm on my left girl I'm I make bitches mad like BC Youngfly Bitch is walking out Bitches pulling up I'll apologize And then I say I don't give up for I'm crazy man

I don't know crazy man I don't give him some of that pussy He'll give some of his dick to you Give him some of that pussy girl I don't like asking Give some of that pussy baby I don't like asking If the pussy is real good

Then please don't give me some but if this pussy is great than collo's really want some of that pussy girl i don't like assy pussing got a smell but i want to fuck don't know what you got a smell but i'm a fuck no pussy got a smell but i'm a fuck no pussy got a smell but i'm a pussy got a smell but i'm a Y'all better get ready to rumbo. Hello? Oh shit. I thought the music were gonna be way louder than that.

Alright, turn it off. Turn it off. That shit is embarrassing. No, I thought the shit was gonna knock. You know what I'm saying? I thought everybody was gonna be able to head. Nah, it looked like an asshole. It's just a personal song between me and you played off the

motherfucking iTunes. How y'all doing tonight? Make some noise. That was weak as hell, bro. I don't know how y'all think we got here, but shit, we didn't fly, we drove. It was a miracle. All the weed in the car, I had a whole ounce in my shoe.

I wore some boots. Every time I saw the police, I almost shit a little bit. Oh, my goodness, oh, I'm guilty. I'm guilty. I didn't know this many white people were coming. How y'all doing tonight? y'all better not start no shit white people be cool

till they get drunk then they start that shit come here man gotta tell you come here oh here he go with the shit who we ain't here tonight with we got damn what was that did I break some

we good okay I ain't know what the fuck that ain't really leave a lot of room to tell jokes in this bitch but y'all showed us so much love I was like we gotta tell some jokes look at all these people we were supposed to start on time but the white people

fault this time. It wasn't on CPP. No, I got to keep it all the way 1,000 with y'all. I wouldn't be shit. We was like, come on now, we were ready. I was like, hold on. Like, six Chevy's pulled up. We got away. They got money. Niggas say, yeah, what's going on, bro?

Sound like both of your holes know about each other. Yep. Look, we're going to be talking plenty of this type of shit tonight, man. But we had to man, we got a beautiful audience. Big round of applause for yourself for coming out and supporting this. Yeah.

You know, us as comedians, we see a dope-ass audience. The first thing we do is want to tell some jokes. So I don't even know if you have had the privilege of even seeing this next guy that I'm bringing to the stage actually do stand-up comedy, but you know he wanted to fund his motherfuckers in the country right now. Y'all start clapping. Welcome to the stage.

Show some love. My brother, D.C. Youngflah! Keep it going to get up you. And birthday like kidnap you. Let's get clapped through. To me stay on us like tattoos. Keep it going. That's a long-end walk.

Oh shit. I put my pistol up. Yeah, they're floater. Yeah, they're floater. Hey, what a security go. I go. Hey, hey, security. Bring your head here.

Hey. Hey, security. Come here. Yeah. Come here. Come here. Let these folks see your hand. That nigga in front of me.

I said, I ain't need scared of you. Fuck you're talking about. Hey, y'all let a nigga whoop your ass with these skinned ass. Come here, nigga. Come here. Come out. With them thin ass suspenders. Come here.

You're about red tape. The motherfuckers out. The motherfucker can't eat. The motherfucker hold up. Your drawn, nigga. Fuck you. I don't want you to walk my head. What's your name?

You about to cry, Jeff? I'm just your bullshit. That nigga said, Jeff. Jeff. You all right, Jeff. Y'all mess with Noah for Jeff and his suspenders. What that female that was screaming? Where are you at?

I heard it with three single ladies in here. Where y'all at? Who? Hell no, bitch, you're black in hell. I can't see y'all, let me see what going on. Oh, there you go. What's up? I ain't hit that ass.

You bullshit. What the other one at? Let me wait my options. Before I just choose, you know what I'm saying? You know how you just choose the wrong one? You're like, God damn. I would just wait it two more minutes. What are the other one's at?

Where they go? Look, they don't fight them a nigger. Damn, you, you know, already? Shit, we got some white people in here. Hey, white man. Ooh, you got an 85 South shirt? Do you really fuck with us, or you want some other shit? I'm Brady's Daddy.

Oh, it's Brady's Dad. What's up? Y'all make some noise for Brady's Dad. They don't know Brady. Brady's one of our lady friends up top. I ain't going to tell you what she really do, but she's my friend. Because her dad in the building. Y'all really have a good time?

Y'all really have a good time. I appreciate it. Y'all been rocking with the 85 South Shore for a minute? Man, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. So that means none of y'all got TVs in this bitch, huh? All y'all just fuck with the podcast on your phone type shit? Do y'all fuck with it on the computer?

Y'all be seeing the videos and shit we be posting. What about you, black girl? Is this your brother? Y'all got on the same shirt. Oh, what are the odds? Y'all know each other. I know what's going on. Got a little white woman to clear it up.

I know what's going on. That's your mama. I don't know, shit, y'all dress alike. Shit, that you're talking about it. That got to be mother and son, shit. Y'all too old, that'll be girlfriend and boyfriend shit. That's girlfriend, boyfriend, shit. That's what y'all do in West Palm?

Y'all dress alike? So you don't know her, bro? No, bro. For real. Oh, you're a true fan. You got some tidies in the building. Yeah, we got ted eyes in the building. What do you do about that way and there?

What? Ted eyes and the belt eyes. Hey, man, we feeling got to turn up for y'all, man. I hope y'all came to enjoy y'all time. They did say we could do what the fuck we want to do, but that don't mean do what the fuck we want to do, black people. Okay? Our names on the contract, you fuck it up.

They're going to look at me, and I'm going to come find your ass. You understand me? So we're going to have a good time, man. I'm going to bring some of my partners up. Carlo, bring your ass back up here, Nick. I'm about to bring my own your partner up here, man. He won last comic standing, man. He's doing his thing, man, all over TV shows.

man, he's going crazy. Clayton! You already know, though. Yeah. Oh, what's that all right now? Just take a photo. I take my pillow. Go to go to go to.

Thought that he could rob a plan for some noto. Give it off a Clayton. My a niece. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's do it. We in here, y'all ready? Y'all ready, y'all good? Y'all in here, y'all looking good.

South Florida in the building. We're gonna go ahead and take Roe. Where all my black people at? All right, God damn it. All right, all my Hispanic people, Latino, you speak Spanish, you're in the building with all that. All right, Trump ain't here. You can make more noise.

Fuck all that, man. Be loud as you want to. Fuck him. How he gonna build a wall without y'all? y'all. I want to hear that shit. Where my white people at, white people? All right?

Yeah, hey. This motherfucking sound like the Wolfman, didn't he? Hey. Who else I'm missing? Anybody else? Where the island people at? From the islands? Overseas.

Yeah, where y'all from? Trinidad. Okay. Yeah, y'all rude ass. Get your ass out of the way. It's the reason they call y'all rude butt. They're rude to God. Y'all rude for no reason.

You had somebody from the islands for some directions. They point with their lips. Can you tell me where the bathroom is? Hey man, I said, where is the bathroom? You ask them again, they get mad. Where the bathroom? You want to go? Not go.

I'll show you about this. You go. Get your ass out of here. I'm going to bring them to the stage right now, but I need to know where the energy level is in the building. right now, I need y'all to make more noise than you to make it all goddamn life. I know we kept you fucking white,

but we're in the building right now. Man, come on, let's get this thing cranked up, man. 85. 85. 85. 80. Make some noise with my homie. Carlos Miller.

DC Young Flack. Hey, it's all. Can you bring that Hennessy from the back? We need that hit us in from the bus. Y'all ain't never been to an 85 South, so I can tell. Reach in your pocket right now and fill your last $80. Who won it? My dick, hard.

Who won it? Who on it? If the left, nothing. Is that a refurbish beat on? Is that a refurbish beat? Did you remake the beat? That's just the intro. I can tell you that's a YouTube.

We didn't want to get sued. That ain't the real one right now. Hell no. They can't come in. They can't get the money. Hey, we had the paper beats. Who are the refurbished? It's the left nut hurt and but the right nut working.

Who wanted? Who wanted? It's the left nut hurting but the right one working. You want it. You want it. Hey! Hey! I need to see eyes.

Can I blink? I need to see some eyes I can't see her eyes I can't see her I made she with the shit hold up Can we have a spotlight This is our nigga Chad

This the nigga Chad He thought he was stealing And he wasn't steady Hey can we get a Red Bulls too please I gotta tell everybody That story Why you keep telling them that story Because they always want to know who Chad is

Y'all remember back in the day We started on wait a wait man Can I do it can I preface it Preference it then So they were Right Okay If y'all listen to the podcast

Regularly Make some goddamn noise That's what the fuck I'm talking about Big show Don't be live I'm talking about That's what I'm talking about

Now if you know We do a podcast We got people Behind the scenes And we got people On the scenes So behind the scenes We got a homeboy

Chad He produced the shit And go ahead And run with it Yeah That's what you call Preference Nick

I just wanted to see Who we had To listen to the show And how people Got in there What the nigga Man Who been

Walk with us in day one. So you know the light skin, Nick, Chad, right? You remember we was in Steve Hart and all that shit, then all of a sudden we was in the trap. Yeah, they were talking about a nigga would take money and shit. That was that nigga right up. What did they say?

What was they said? But he wasn't taking money. There was some real slide shit. You feel what I'm saying? That's why we still rock woman. You feel what I'm talking about? Because we're real niggas, and we got kicked out to gudder. Yeah, that ain't.

We ain't. We didn't do with nothing to that. You know what I'm talking about? We got booted. Uh-oh. We got the lights in here. Oh, yeah, now we can see y'all too. Y'all.

Oh, yo. Some niggas don't put their head down in their bill. They're like, man, these nigger tripping, man. They ain't you got to do it. Baby, can you see it? I see it. These are you guys. And here's some vampires in here.

They can't get their picture to it. Bro, we got everybody. We got everybody listening to the show. We got the lady who waxed the vaginas. Who? This lady right here. You waxed his vaginas? Yeah.

You by yourself? No, she with the nigger that billed the well. Okay. So you know what's on their website. You look like you're fucking putting up with the click of a button too. He looked at you like here. He's got that LeBron headline too. God, damn.

You might well go bow, bet, doll. Just call it quick, bid down. That's how you know she really love him. When she's favorite you when your headline looks like rain on a windshield. Ah! Ah! Rainy night in Florida. Rainier.

This nigga here, man. Biggin' here, man. You got the Etter sketch headline. Nick, shake his head. That bitch be gold. Look! Look, she looking at it. Like, she's looking at it.

Like, where are they laughing at it? He can't be talking about you, babe. Now with that hair, that was a good one. Hey, look, you're guessing about not you, baby. He's talking about the other dude. One stop. You got that sketch, fuck that. How was it going?

That would have got her kicking out of clan right now. Fuck that. That's what this podcast for. Yeah, welcome back to the 85 South Show. If you do not know, my name is Carlos Miller. This is my man, D.C. Young Flag. This is my man, Clayton English. If you don't know what the podcast is,

welcome. This is your intro. We're here to teach you because that's exactly why we start doing podcasts because it's for niggas who don't know what a podcast is. And it's happening right now, but it's still happening later on. In the future. You get what I'm saying? It's happening right now, but it's still happening later on. And it never stops happening.

Round like next Tuesday. Yeah. It don't stop happening after that. Okay, I just had to prove my part. Well, we got word sheets. When shit comes on. He gave work sheets. Yeah, I've been ready.

Uh-huh. We had stopped doing worksheets for a little bit. No, I tried to make the shit look respectable. I know. The nigger loads used to come in with vanilla folders and shit. I know he was doing too much, my name. See?

This shit off the top. He had this shit wrapped with string. He was like, this is what we got to do. I was like, dang it. Stop writing on that board. That's how I know you didn't do good in school. You said vanilla folders. He said manila.

I think he said manila. I said, it's a vanilla photo. Okay, never mind. I try to ride with you, dog. What is it is? It's Man, all the teachers, they call it Manila. Man, you asked for a vanilla folder where I'm from. We ain't on Manila.

And you know the crazy part. Is it Vanilla? What, a vanilla phone? A vanilla phone. Every time I ever won, I gave you one. He was like, this don't taste like vanilla to me. Why you got all the beer down now? All the beer?

All the beer and the liquor down there by yourself. This is one beer. man. No, we do, you know, we do shots on the show, so. You're fucking right. You just have a cup or your hand, if you're that thirsty. Please, sir. I know y'all look, I know y'all looking like, what are they celebrating?

I don't know if y'all watch the news today, but me, me, Clayton, and D.C., we just got a letter in the mail last week. They about to give us some reparations. They are. You said, I quiet shit got, for real? Yeah. We ain't going to get a lot. It ain't going to be like $3,800.

See, the key to get reparations is you got to go kicking with white people where they feel comfortable. And you just got to put the bug in their ear. You just got to be like, you know what would be cool. Plug me in on. Oh, you just stand on. 40 acres in a mule. That would be real. Like, you got to go.

One out of five white people got an extra home just for fun. Yep. Real talk. They got a beach house. This is not some shit. And they're going to go. A vineyard. Just some shit where they go kick it and enjoy themselves.

You got to start going. You can't start going. They put their daughters in it and all that. Black people start asking your white friends, what's up with the vineyard? Tell them, I'm trying to go to the vineyard. What's up? One in five.

This is not a rumor. No, it's a stat. It's the truth. Like, the first four are going to be like, what are you talking about? But that fifth was going to be like, dude, when do you want to go? Don't pack anything.

We're leaving this evening. Just go. That's how you get them. We did it. We did it. Yeah, we just got back from it. It's like get out. Don't dream.

Drink no tea, don't fall asleep the whole time. Take a lot of Adderall and a lot of cush. Take a lot of ceteas because you want to stay up. You don't want to go down. The indica put you down. The sotiva keep you up. So take some sativa, some adorals. We just did it.

When we went to the Dominican Republic, we didn't know that they was running a scheme over there. What scheme? Oh, the shit nice. The shit nice on the resort. Real nice. Real nice. Oh, yeah, but the rest of it is Haiti.

The rest of them. I told them. I know. The rest of the rest of. You get off that resort, the rest is Haiti. Y'all act like that if you won't Dominicans. You know what it looked like? We know.

It's more Dominicans in the Bronx than Dominican Republic. Tell them what we saw, Carlisle. It looked like we were in a fucking lint trap the whole time. A what? A lint trap. I don't know what part we was at, but they only sold pussy at 3.30 in the morning until 6 o'clock in the morning. I didn't ask. All the bitches were big.

All them were big, and they walked like they got babies on me here. What kind of? All along walking like they got babies on their hips. They just sat down like this. All day. Three-thirty in the morning. I'm like, man, damn that walks starting to get sexy. If you look at it too long enough, you find the sexy.

And you're like, I like the way that bitch been to the left, though. Real talk. I ain't the fuck though. That prostitute walk looked good from a distance. Then you get up and you be like, oh, goddamn. This motherfucker was, I didn't know that's what was. No, you got to be careful with that shit. because I know it's not a lot of cars over there.

Come on, man. Take these people, who bends to the Dominican Republic. Yeah, you could donate your shit over there. Like, they love it. You get paid. You're Dominican? That's what's up. I'm glad you here.

Shout them out. Hey, tell them. Good boy. Tell them. Tell them. Are they lying? Are they telling the truth? Tell them.

You need to have a license to ride a little bit of him. Are they lying or they telling the truth? Hey, this was, that was the shit that had me scared. The little bikes. It ain't a lot of cars. So grown men riding bikes together. I've seen a dude. Hey, hold on my baby, we go down!

Hold on my baby, we go now! But I didn't like the seating arrangement. It was the dude who owned the bike, and then the dude who worked with him, and then the little boy, and then his girl. I was like, they just mixed their order up. He'd be a little girl at the end. They got to balance it.

See? They don't. So how long are you being free? Don't do that. That's slavery, bro. I went over there, and I'm like, you know what, I'm glad to be a nigga. Made you appreciate that shit.

Hey, man, I'm telling you gotta go all the place in that port and what's going on over here make you a, buy, buy. You appreciate that flow a little harder, you hear me. I know they're struggling because they're selling you shit

you can't even take home. I'm telling them. Wash the machine? No, what the fuck I'm gonna do? I don't want that, Bobby. What the fuck am I going to do? All right. Them little kid, they'll come

ask for a dollar and come get something out of the tree and be like, huh? I'm like, little nigga, I can go grab that. Yeah, we sent it. They ain't even climb up the tree. They just, pique. Those niggas hell over there.

I miss it, though. It's beautiful once you get a fuck out from up in there. Yeah. And you know, they cook everything live. And also, can I say this too? I love all my Dominican people, especially the ladies. I don't want y'all to think we're coming at y'all. Matter of fact.

No, we're just giving them an update on their family members. I appreciate y'all. I get y'all a hug. No, we took care of them. We tipped them and shit. We let them know that we was going to tell you to go holl at them. Send them $30.

Send their ass of money. Hey, $3.000. The show is sponsoring, aspiring Dominican, come on. Bitches for $0.60 a day. No, we told them we was going to tell you when we got back that you need to send them $30. That's like $3,000, whatever the money is.

You feel in some time, boy? I appreciate it coming. We didn't give a foot. Well, you shouldn't. Because if you did, it did. It just means that he ain't taking care of his people. That's what it is. Hey, shout out to the Dominican dude.

He cut my head, too. He cut my head. I'm going back buying three houses. How much you think that's going to cost you? About feet at all. Shit like playing Monopoly. You get a good role. Hey!

Boy, walk, we in there bitch. So you said Dominican houses like Detroit houses, but half off. Nigger, half, half, half. On the clearance rack, Clarence rack, Nick. If you got cash, they'll build that motherfucker right then. front of you. Go get niggins and everything. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You got what? Hey! You want complex? Hey! You want complex? They want, duplex. They want. Hey! Hey! Hey! Yeah! We got one! Next thing you know, it's 22 scooters in the yard.

Everybody working like a motherfucker. It's the lady with the baby on the hip mix of concrete. How much more! How much more! How much? Hey, he said don't want to dick. Take that down. Hey, this would fuck me up, though. No business, Poppy, no basement. I didn't know the money was different. I picked up a Snickers.

The man said, 1,000. I said, woo, shit. What's the money ranked? $1.1.1.000. Damn, I ain't even hungry no more. I wait. You know, the currency different, like he said. So I'm at the ATM.

I see the same shit. All they say is quick cash. But he said $1,000, I hit that bitch, bough. That motherfucker said, crack. I said, I know that, what was the noise? What was the noise? What was the noise? It was just like, crack again.

Hey. You know, I'm using that, Now look. Hey, hey, hold on. Hey, what the noise said? They were like, kakak. Hey, this is the crazy part, though. He didn't went to the ATM and got,

all this goddamn money, find out. This thing got this much money. 20 goddamn dollars. 20. That gave that nigga a whole book of money. A whole bunch of shit. And this shit was gone.

They were like, Kink, Kink. I'm like, I know they ain't giving a nigga no change. Out to ATM? They were like, Kik, Kink, Kling. I said, what the?

I know I ain't. Shit, that's it. How to change here? Kring, Kink. I was like, this shit here. That shit was fun, though. You didn't need a tourist. You went to the 18.

We are tourists. I went to the tour guy. bro you went to the ATM and got out enough money to buy snickers bro i did not know that a thousand pesos was $20 i don't even think so i got a pay so i got a quick dug i don't think they pay so because on the money you spent more in the transaction feed yeah it told me it was taking $20 to give me $20 see i ain't been i don't think it's pesos on a cruise i don't like that shit too tough man it ain't What is that?

Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who is this? What is this? She's pointing to you, so I'm looking at you. Nick on bad rats ain't supposed to be here. Hold on.

It's a walkie-talkie? Get that bitch. Pick it up. Let's see who won't. Talk on that bit. Talk on that bit. Fuck around on them. Spend my thousand pettos.

Fid to see who on that bit. You know how to do it. Let me see it. I know. As well. 65, 42. You have a half of 36. Where about that.

right now right now to you. Don't be playing on that shit. Come again? Act like we got an emergency. Don't, don't do that. Man, let's force the shit up, man. Let's go crazy, y'all. Let's see these four panic.

You get me. You go crazy about your goddamn self. Let's see them panic. They're going to be with us. No, the fuck they're not. Wait, wait, hold on. Don't hit the button, see if they come back. Y'all don't know how to have fun, man.

You got to make them panic. You feel, man. You got to make them blue. That's mine. In the meantime, we got to make them. Not anybody who don't have a job but looking for one right now. Look, you ounce are too white, bro.

That's why they like, that shit ain't real. That's why you got to do it. You got to act like, mayday, mayday. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's too much. You gotta have that, Nicky. That's how much on. Nothing, nigga, ah!

No, you gotta say to call. Hold on, let me see, lemme. He said, no, they're not switched on. Check it in, this is Jack Rabbit Slam coming in over and under rubber ducking, quack, quack. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all.

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to find your podcast they switch channels they switch channels uh they took over channel 37 everybody go to channel nine right now turn to channel nine hold up black who lost they walking i got one black history Put the chains on the doors. Put the chains on the doors. Ah, I'm at the sales. I'm at the house.

Hey, boy, I went to a school just like that shit. I believe you. First day, nigg got raw for two ounces. I said, yeah, I'm gonna have to kill on the- At school? At school? What's the dude name? I don't know that name.

You know, no, no, you know in the movie the lights kid who got beat up. Oh, I don't know who got rock. You're talking about Joe Car? No. No, he was like, he's gonna be dead in a week. Remember, it was the lights kid, he had on the suit and he had on the suit,

the shoulder pads and he was in school and he looked like he was too old to be in school. For real. His name was kid something. I can't remember. Y'all know what the fuck I'm talking about. Y'all like, shit for not helping me. Everybody cried like that wrong movie bit out. No, it's the movie. You know what I'm talking about. He had the black guy in the beginning of the movie

and he was like, Mr. Clark, they keep fucking with me. You know, Kid Ray. You know what the fuck I'm talking? I'll come out there. It was a light-skinned girl who asked. None of a bad thing. No, it was her back there. It was her. She black of the Barry's. sweeter the juice than the motherfucker. That's what I'm talking about. She knew. She got poetic justice braids. Ain't no way. She wasn't going

going to not know the answer. Yeah, yeah. Hey man, the summer coming up, this is the most fun time to be black. Oh, we got them back! Don't do it. Code 66, where you're at. Mudcat come across. Y'all bullshit. Make them panic, man.

Wait, wait, too, in my turn. Bro, we're not giving you this shit. Bro, we give you this shit. It's going to be Hey, I'm going to be thinking of all this shit. Yes. He don't think of a repercussions. That's part of the reason I'm right with it. You got lit like once, y'all.

We ain't doing no whole. No, this is our event. We're going to pay for this shit. We're not making them come in here. We make them go ahead and do. We're going to have to pay for. You know how much ambulance calls just to show up? We can't be wasted.

We don't know. They're just hearing it. We could be like, oh, they're outside. If I'm about to die, don't call the ambulance, man. Get me close. Get me close. That's going to tell you. I'm going to tell you.

$1 a thousand dollars. to come. Get me close. Let me tell you one reason why that shit ain't going to work. Because the white people going to snitch. Yeah, they were playing with the walkie-talkie. I told him that. Carlos said it was a bad idea. Don't give Carlos, just take him down.

We got to let the white people talk for us anyway. They're not going to let them just run it here under now. Hey, we were on this walking talking. They was on their walking talking. Yep, they're fucking around again. Did you pass it back? Big show.

Look, Big show got his walking talk. Clear. They're going to this fucking out. Big show. Just talk to the people. for us, man. Just talk to him. They're going to believe he's on. You got the Hulk Hogan mustache?

Nope, they were just... Get him over here, brother. I don't know. He might get drunk and tear his shirt off. Let's do it! Wait a minute. You're not going to go in here and miss this great show up, brother. What? Can I use the walking... No, man. I'm not going to do it.

They don't want to fall. They all day. I got a show. We had it been late. You know, we got a leap. Like... Get to camera, man. You want to see some shit. Come on, man. Live life, man, let go. Look at the web designer.

I can hack into the mainframe if you want me to. What do you say, Clayton? If you really would like, I could go ahead and I can hack into their main system and I can reroute their whole server so that then it will crash the whole system.

See what I'm saying? You're down for at least a week. You're like, you goddamn right. You do that shit. Hacking ain't even that hard. It's a program. Hold on, what this nigga talking about? I could just see it.

What happened? They just all on the roof, just looking for shit. that ain't there. No, man. You never seen a nigga just panicking it for no reason. Let's do it, bro. Let's not.

No. Why y'all controlling the fucking walking, talking, my nigga, it ain't y'all. We ain't shit. We haven't seen the nigga with some shit that ain't theirs. We found it together. We're not supposed to have it. It's really Dominican Republic. Okay, look, look, no, it was her.

She did it. It's her, but don't you want to see some shit go down? Check this out. Yeah, she wants to check to go down. Look at them boots. We got to know she wants some shit to go down. Them boots laced up to her neck. She waiting for some shit to go down.

She wants some shit to go down. I fuck with her, though. That's just a terrible idea. But we're not telling them where we're at. They already know. How they know? Because of what? Because of this.

Somebody could have just came here, unannounced, just roaming, and lost their shit. See, this is the shit to get you caught up in a cage. Somebody lost the walkie-talkie. Everybody in this bitch, we ain't seen a nigga with a walkie talking yet. Not the security niggins. Okay, check this out. You know they're recording this?

And they're doing video. They let them know that it's all funny games. They go. So what are you proposing? You want to start a riot? See, this is why we don't normally break him out in the late. If it don't work, it don't work. Y'all tried some shit.

I ain't with the shit. Y'all tried that shit. I just want to talk to the lady in the kitchen. Well, can I talk to the way I talk to it? No, because you're going to say some shit You're going to be like, they shoot down here God damn, come help us out, and then they go

come in here. I'm not going to say no shooting. I'm not going to say like emergency words like Mayday, may they, save us. I'm not going to tell her what going on all. I ain't going to say no shoes. This mother is a man, emergency words. Save us.

It's an emergency. Okay. You gotta let the shit go away from you. Who gonna show up to save us is the question. That lets you know what they talk with us about. Somebody. Give us some more emergency words other than May Day. I can't.

Stop. You just got to feel like you're vulnerable. It's gonna be hilarious. Trust me. No, man. These are niggas that would have kept me in school. Like, no, man. Does somebody in here have a walk and talk?

No. Who got the other one? Somebody does. Security has to. What is it connected to? It's not cool if you proofreading and see where it coming from, bro. You ain't got to do it.

No. Yeah, no. We don't even know who on the other hand. Hey, watch this. Tell him it's a bad idea. Do it. Thank you. Thank you.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yolly shit. I wouldn't have one Mr. 12th grade fucking wild niggins. Wait a minute.

I had to be that niggum fucking with town. I just want to make sure everybody fully understand, y'all do know y'all gonna go to jail for we do. We're not going to jail man. No, they're going to jail for we do. You got a little fame. They're the front line. I'm going to say it was

the show. It was performance art. All right, man. You see all this shit that's going on? I'm the nigga getting my lie together. They was bullshit at first. I thought they were playing. Ain't no way it accidentally was over there. Nicky, I'm James Comey over here. This nigga

tried to get done. To do it, man. To do some shit. I didn't want to do. Huh? What did you say? Give me this shit. I told you all. They want to see this shit.

This is? Shit. Don't make sure nobody. Hey, man. Please don't turn shit on. People out there. Hey, no, for real.

I don't know what this connected to. Oh, rocking. I can't wait. You hear me. Hey, but I'm waiting for that foot. Come outside. You all right. Y'all ready.

Shit. My name, my man. Save it. Save it. Ah! Ah! Come on.

Just get him a groove, man! Oh, shit! You an asshole, for real. I was just getting them a groove. I was thinking the other movies and shit. I'm trying to get this shit. Hold on. Let's see what they say back.

In the meantime. They ain't never heard no about a dive-a-foil, so they get cut off. No, they took it away. You heard that? Cut it off. Cut it off. Look how she looked.

She knew it was a bad idea. Tell them it was a bad idea. Who said that? She was with me. It's terrible done to that. She was texting. somebody under the table they're doing it anyway. She knows somebody at the fire station. Don't worry about that.

False alarm. I'm here. Shout out to Hennessy. Not because they are sponsored, just because they be helping us get through. Why they're not sponsoring us? Because they don't know the magnificence. Hey man, shout out to the goddamn Golden State Warriors.

May, man! HAL! Stop doing that. For real. Here. Hey, put the shit back on the charge. The battery dead. Put that over there, man.

Put that over there, man. Oh, shit. Turn it off. We don't broke the people's shit. Man. We're not paying it for it. It was like that when we found it. Y'all enjoying yourselves in here tonight?

Who drinking Hennessy? What's you going through? No, because this is... This is not just a drink. This is medicine. No, you want a shot? We're doing shots? Can we do this?

Are we allowed to do this? We can get by shot to have by the twin one over, right? That's a club. Not you with the gruff voice. Not you with the gruff voice. Shots, yeah. I'm talking to her with the cute braids and the eyelashes. That's what she's talking to.

She was the lady. She was the lady who waxed the pussy. Oh, come on. Get her shot. Well, then we know what it's looking like. Come on up, bro. Yes, yes. Look at this shit.

She's bad. All right. You know what they say about names. All right. Everybody will come on all the way up on the stage. The freak ass. All the way up on the stage. Hold on, hold on.

I got hold the mic. Girls who get dressed like that head. State your name. Share. Mm-hmm. We can share. I'm from Fort Lauderdale. Mm.

Yeah. Represent where you're from. Mm. Fort Laudette. M. Okay. You and 11 people. All right.

Put it. Madey. I didn't say that. Help! She's fine everywhere. She even had a fine forehead. See, I know what I'd be doing when I'm passing out shots.

I was looking for blemishes too. And who wasn't? She looked like Photoshop in person. I bet you can't find another fan when they drink. Who else want to get drunk? All right. Look at the motherfuckers in the back. I know you did.

Come on. I know you're desperate, so come on. You can come up here. You're desperate because you're in the back. Come on, that's here, girl. Who you got in the back? Who you got? People in the back don't know how to go back

to their TV. Come on in the back. Stand up if you think we're talking about you. You ain't got to be dance with they bullshit. Come on. Stand up. Come here, girl. No, we weren't talking about you.

No, I'm just playing. Come on down here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How are you doing? It's seen like she's going to join the church. Here the eyes in the building. Yes, it is.

That's that wall. That's that way. I'm sorry. Oh, oh. I didn't know if one of all the day was doing it like this. Bro, she got on them tall-ass jeans, too. Oh, yeah, she got on them long jeans. That's the mom jeans.

Why your glass so big? I don't think that glass ever had liquor in it. That cold was for lemonade, and you came up here. Try to give me your glass. She's... Come on. Where you from? What's your name?

Candice. Hey, Candice. Every Candice. Every Candice. Hey, Candice. Candace. One Candace was gay, but she still let me hit. Just go glass big, don't mean you get more. Right. Yeah, all right.

She looked like she'll get mad at you for cheating on her, but she already cheating on you. Right. Right. Like she's going on her side nigga, calling like him up, and you out here with this bitch, I'll call you right back. Who else needs them looking at their sister? Come on, baby. Oh, look. Look at how old. It's matching shirt. Come on, you got to get up. You got to come on. You need to stay drunk with that decision. Come out.

Come on. They do got matching shirts now. I told you. What y'all? Y'all work an outback or something? I thought you didn't know him. She turned around and talking about to, uh, what you want, baby? I told you.

I knew she knew that nigger. She's talking about her, what you want, baby? That's a groan lady. Look at there. That's somebody auntie, right? Ooh, that's a woman. That's a woman. You haven't been in the store.

You haven't been in the store. You know, you're like, whoa, that's a woman. Go talk to you. Niggia that's stop doing what he's doing daddy. Look, hold up. Whoa, ah, ah, that's what we want, God damn. Shit, I have to fight your son for that. Look, what's up?

What, fuck that, nigga. I know he the same age, but look, that's whoever. Kick your ass. God, damn. Shit! How are you going to fight us, son? Get back, nigger, get back, nigger, watch out, nigger. Yeah, go to sleep.

Go to sleep. Let's go to sleep. That's whoever. God damn. We're going to win. Oh. Move, guys. Look.

That's whoever. Move now. Now, now. Sit out. Damn. That's who about. Come out. Bring that ass here, girl.

God damn. Who you will? I'm having to knock his all that ass. Shit. Ah. Okay. Sleep. Go sleep.

Get in the car, girl. That's a hell about. Hey. DC going to walk up and snatch the blue. Bluetooth out that niggas out. Hey, man, get your stupid ass old. He ain't talking no damn about it. Get her that shit.

Look at her, let me go that. She went, oh, I tried if you motherfucker want to. That nigg got a nice. Sex of the motherfucker, rang your head. That nigg got a pocket full of $2 bill. Get her that drink. Can I pull it? Go here, pull it.

Hold on. We got to get your name, though. We got to get your name. I get it. I'll tell y'all tomorrow. Move. Hey, y'all need to tell ya. You want a little bit more, baby.

Stop. Hey, this is around, man! What wrong with you, boy? You gotta quit playing. Yeah, sir. Hey, go on, go on you. I need you to go and get you out. All night, baby, you know me?

I tell the ass song, yeah. Yeah, I keep a dick, pick, won't see? Shit, jump to the... Hey, we jump a loose right, this bono. You ain't got to think about it, b'bam. You ain't got to think about cook that one. Hey, that's what, whoever! I ain't play.

Rub it's okay, robin. Hey, hey, wait a minute. You don't need, don't drink on there, please. Are you driving? I ain't no shame about, no worry about it. She got a ride home. Are you driving? Yeah.

Because look, look, I know you don't know how Uber works, so I'm gonna show you, let me see your phone, and I'm gonna show you. You see you're doing like skin shit? Don't worry about it. No, let's go on that. Go ahead, go ahead. We can't take this thing in nowhere.

Go ahead. Hey, that's what? That's whoella! This boy fuck, it's beautiful. Don't you drink all that either. I don't need drink for shit. I might take a sip, nah. Don't you think of your ass, so you know what I'm saying?

I heard that bust, yeah. I get down there, you need that gai-d-d-d-d-d-d-lick. Hey, I'll make a beat on that pussy. Hey, wait a minute, let me see. Hold on, what is that? That's a who wallet. Hey, let me see, let me see.

That's what I'm gonna do with that. I'm like, God. Damn, that's a whirder! No, look, this is, Hey, this is what I'm gonna tell everybody too, look. Hey, you playing our script. No, don't do that. I got on my boss to you too?

Fuck, no, hey. Look, if your auntie looked like this, you gotta let us know before we come to the barbers. Because otherwise, what you're gonna wind up saying? That's a whaler! I don't do a fuck, who I'm with? I'm gonna have to cheat today.

She looked like she don't want to leave. I got a ass in there. You see it? I ain't ain't any touch. No, she didn't, you gave her all the liquor. You gave away all the liquor. And she ain't going to drink all that. She better not drink all that.

You can do your time? Yeah. I know you can't drink all that. Hey, Clay, she's old school. She's going to put the glass of her purse and the liquor ain't even going to spill. She got a zip-lock bag. Come on. Where that little boy at?

Where did it go? What's it named? She used the babysit you and put liquor on your guns. Look, disrespectful. Just to slap that girl all on her shoulders. Y'all stupid. She do look like she got that little sensual. You did get away all the, sit down, go down, sit down.

Sit down. You're going to get this. She got a fat ass like a pregnant ass. You know, you got that little sensitive pussy. You go right there to get that. She got that, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Back down. Back down.

Woo. Ma'am, we appreciate you coming up here. Who you came with? Sexually harassed you. You know as long as you stayed up here, you must have been with it. That's you? That's you for how long. He's going to stab you in the car. I need to know.

You know what I'm saying? The limits of two months? I got a fight. Bro. Hey, bro, could you stand up so you can let the other niggas know that it's possible? Just stand up and be a role model. There you go.

There you go. There you go. How you do it? How you pull it off? It was it. He don't fuck up. He don't fucked up his home life. He don't fucked up his home life.

Yes, it is. I'm going to tell you what secret, though, bro. she was up here for too long. That means she'd think about something. Hey, he drank all that energy that you gave her, too. That's a lot of woman. Look, she loyal as fuck.

She poured him hair for it. Told you, I still got the juice, nigga. Don't you ever think a bitch lost it. She's gonna be in the car and take that wig off. You see how them young niggas was on me? Them young niggas was on a bitch, turn out. Now, when you wake up in the morning to cut grass,

You got a bad bitch. She would have dead head out. She's gonna take that purple wig up soon like the show over. Woo shit. She said Ameri K. Incent, sweet potato pies. I know she's having them fast fish fries at her now. Shout out to all the ladies with a hustle.

You got a goddamn hustle. We fuck with y'all for real, because y'all making it so much better in the fucking world. If you can't beat that bitch, sit out. Don't walk back up here. You stupid. You gave way all the liquor

You gave way all the liquor I had to You tricking, bro He said the pussy's anyway You should have just said Hey, my name D.C. I didn't believe it No, that one was gonna get it

She was a bit wrong dog She fucked the nigga with the serious button up That's how I know I got a chance Man, you didn't get You ain't have to give a shit This nigga 49, I'm 25 Man I'm gonna put my ass up

Hey! That's a rubber Look that pussy. But see, that nigger, 49, he can do the same shit in a house that he bought up. He got a hipper board. Oh, niggas be buying houses and fixing bitch's future and shit. No, fuck that. Everybody in here getting away, dick, dick's like pennies.

Don't nobody really want dick. Hey, oh, see, mine's special. That's true, dick like penins. Don't touch it, girl. Oh, mine's special. See, mine's like a 50 cent coin. Well, you know what I'm saying? When you get it, you better keep it.

Keep it. Are you saying old niggas fix their future? Nigger, old niggas set them up to win. Listen here, baby girl. I got a pension coming through in May. I put you and your kids on to get your son some braces. Get your skin. Oh, the nigger got a list of shit he gonna do.

I'm gonna put there. I'm gonna get the root put on the house. Oh, hey, old niggas will fix your pants. You remember that little porno tape you take? Don't worry about it. Is this gone from the internet? Yeah. Nope.

Shout out to the old niggas who got juice. Like, can't nobody tell you what to do. at your job, you just been there for 30 years and you just, you got keys there, all the coke machines and water fowls. You got them keys that snap back on the hill. Them keys, that's the first shit they come right back to your hip.

Make the black man feel important. They give them a ring full of keys. That nigger like Captain America in the building. And then this nigga let you in. You lock yourself out your office? You know the motherfucker I can't stand at the job. You want to Coke?

Hey, I'm gonna turn my back, get what you want. The motherfuck I can't stand at the job. Nobody's supposed to use this bag for. God damn it! This nigga needs motherfoth... That's how he'd be with the keys. I don't like the nigga who always want to tell you what time he got to be in tomorrow.

I ain't never had no job. Yeah, they... I don't know what it feels like to be around them niggas. You ain't never had no job? I had one, they fired me, so it's cool. You wait a minute, you didn't ever work. No, I was the nigger that was, like, Like, nigger, it's competition when you see me.

When I come in, I'm gonna do everybody's job. I'm trying to get past just being the fried nigga. On the first day. On the first day. But there had to be a nigga to tell me down. That's why you ain't staying with no job. I was a worker. I wasn't doing too much.

I ain't trying to be back. Because they pay you the same. It didn't matter how much work you do. My mindset was my own manager mode, nigga. You was already in manager. I was already a manager. I was already a manager. He got to get in manager mode.

You know why? because he's the assistant manager. You the assistant? Ah, you ain't need... Somebody got to override those diseases, niggas. No, this, you're the assistant manager. That's what you do.

Because you ain't the king. The king is heavy on his head. But you're the king liaison. No, no, no, no, no. You can just come and be like, you know, the king is getting wary. He don't work your burger game. He don't have much, so much to do

that I am the only one to alleviate his pain. Come to me with their problems. I shall help you. That's what you got to do, man. The assistant manager. He'd be working on the schedule and shit. Okay, you need charity off. All right, you know you only get one Saturday month now.

You want them cool managers? They're like, let them smoke and shit. He's talking about, where you work? Wait, wait, wait, wait, where you work? We're going to bleep it out. Joe, bleep it out. We don't want nobody to get fired to come to our podcast. He's a company, man.

Now, we ain't going to tell you where you work at. I don't know what is it with it give us the field he said he said he said jewelry this niggins sell methamphetamines get the fuck out of here man I want to hear this shit this nigga breaking bad I sell crystals this niggas selling that dope man that wasn't secret of it I knew that he fucked his laugh because he told me early I know it's jury he made the shit sound gangster then he did he did I fuck with

Crystals. Crystals. Uglad, boy. Huh? You're going to go there that nigger the motherfucker security guard. He just chilling at this.

He was like, Nick, you don't work. He working the beard. Nigger, you guard the crystals. I glad, boy. Nigel be like, you want something, though. We're just making this nigga work.

Hey, man. Big salute to everybody who is. You got a job. Yeah. And you can be a creature. He can watch every bitch that walk by. He is secure. Don't tell him that his lady just came back from the bathroom.

Yeah, he's been doing that. Fuck you're talking about. See it? That's what we're talking about. Long as he called. So as she getting in the car. Your eyes better stay in your motherfucking head. No, he know how to look.

You got to point her out. Look at this trifling bitch. Just got a pussy lips just a hanging out. You got to add like everybody. stealing though. Look at this whole hill. Stilling out of pink. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. He got clothes in the ass. Look at this bitch. Dirty ass feet.

Look at there. That baby ain't even got no coat on. This is some bullshit. I know what going on. What? Oh. I only had one job. I got five. That shit hurt my hair. What were you doing, though? I was parking calls. Listen, I used to work for Turn the Field at the Braves. You know what I'm saying?

Everybody who go in the Braves, when they got down, get out of their call, who parked? me ugly air boy and they fired my hair why they had to let you go Cud man I ain't want to work in the rain it wasn't like rain rain like little drizzle like oh we had outside a little rain ah it was like I can't see who over there rain

you got me fucked up I'm like I can't even see the fucking cars I couldn't see the car I couldn't see the car car about to hit me hey hey nigga hey fuck what you doing like no nigga I'm gone and I felt my ears tingling up that felt like the flu

I said, I'm out of here. Hold on, you see how black people don't go to the doctor just diagnosed that self. My ears start tingling. That shit felt like the flu. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what the flu is, but I think it starts like that. I think I don't survive through a few strokes.

Huh? What? You survived a few strokes. I think so. You know that shit be fucked up, and you'd be like, ooh, I shouldn't sit like that. Like, yeah, we do a little dumb shit. Like, ooh, my right side hurt. I should lean on my left mouth.

Bro, that's not a stroke I don't know My whole shit hurt My heart hurt My chest hurt But I was going to pick up some weed And we were smoking weed While we was driving

So I couldn't stop smoking weed But I'm trying to I've never not inhaled I'm like You think you're the only one sick I got restless leg syndrome I'm just trying to like I'm watching TV late at night

They convinced me I got restless leg Do you lay down and still feel like you walking? You wake up in the middle of your night? Hey, I'm sick then the motherfucker. Ain't nobody told me nothing. I need them socks, money. You wake up in the middle of the night, your legs just dancing their ass off.

These shit's rag-topping. Oh, I didn't notice what it was. They come up with all type of shit. Do you have? He talked about. No, man, my whole shit was shutting down. And I was trying to, I'm like, man, I just gotta go pick this up. And I'm gonna be back in the game.

Then once I flip this, I can go to the doctor. Yeah, it's dumb, bro. You want smoking the weed, bro? It was more exhale to inhale. Way more exhale. I'm mad as fuck, man. Shout out to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Hey, shout out to the goddamn warriors, man.

Hey, that's what the fuck. Hey, say what you want. If you want me to go into sports, At this mode, I'm going to go into it. A lot I ain't in it. I don't give a fuck. Nope. I'm mad as fuck. Why are you mad?

I'm glad the nigga Wong because his mama need a ring. I believe in motherfucking LeBron. I was talking shit. I was like, oh, fuck that shit. I didn't bet all this money on these money on these money. Okay, the thing is, the thing is, you believed in one person. Yeah, you believe in LeBron. I said, you got a book.

That's the problem. You don't even know who nil me here. Motherfuckers wasn't saying Stephan them. They were saying we go on with the Warriors. The Warriors from the wind because the way they played together is the same. We just put that shit in ESPN mode.

I'm just saying. It's what they do. And then you add a piece like KD. It's a rap. Like LeBron amazing. But LeBron going to have to be super amazing. He needed at least three people. He'll have to be amazing.

Then Love would have had to hit every three that he fucking took and he didn't even hit the free throws he was supposed to take. They did that. They lost. That's what I'm saying. Y'all-hs. Hey, I hope it's the cast.

Fuck that. For the Cavaliers, Jay-R. Smith. J.R. Smith does. Serve his own limited edition bottle of Hennessy. Because that motherfucker hit every three, they blew to that motherfucker. And he's wet that bitch up. And if Kevin Love would hit them goddamn free throws, it might have been one more game for us fans.

I bet it my baby mama. If the Warriors win, I get to get a handful of weeks straight, no puss. Get what? You win? You're winning. Give me that mouth. I went with the Warriors. I was going to win, too.

I didn't. I made a stupid ad bit. It seemed like, you're going to be faithful if the calves win. I was like, yeah, I'd be faithful. Hey, and fuck all them. You don't think we're going to lose. That's fucked up. Y'all really know how to rub shit in and make it worse.

and they make it worse. No, all the sports people, too, all the sports people, they talk about Kevin Durant chasing the championship, all this shit. Fuck that. Y'all set the trend.

That's the purpose. Because y'all kept comparing people to joy. Oh, he ain't got this many rings. He ain't going to get this many rings, so y'all made it about rings. That's the purpose. So when these young boys get in here, and they go try to chase a ring.

You put that motherfucker on your middle finger. You try to talk shit. Fuck all that, man. Go get your ring. Go get it. Put it on your middle finger. Get your mama some more shit. You said I don't need kiss my ass.

Tell your mama, That's what you was leading up for. I don't know it. He happy hell. No, I'm glad the nigger got one though because he looked like a genuine one nigga. You know what I'm saying? Like you do shit for his mom. He did. He motivated a lot of people, though, man.

You seven feet tall. You got legs like hockey sticks. You ain't even supposed to be playing in the league that long. You get your shit however the fuck you need to get it, my man. That's the whole purpose of getting it. You want to be a champion. But you know who he inspired the most? Who?

Little boys who don't brush their hair. Most definitely. He's like, look, I can't be somebody. I'm so futuristic. I don't even brush my hair. Shout out to them niggas, man. Yeah, man. Oh, no.

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what you ball head you can't look at me hey hey you're talking about you know you can't do that You're mad because I can do shit like this. You niggas with hair just be doing shit. I can do stupid shit with my head. What a bullhead niggas that makes the noise one time, man. I'm the only one. Yes, nigger. Look at that nigger right out.

What that shit, shot at him? I see you ugly. Hey, hey, hey, I see you. Hey, I see you, that. Five-firefire out of head. Hey, he made the light shine right in your eyes off his head. Oh, boy, yes, I do. You don't see the old, you don't see the old pimp

nigga back there with the, I see, he selling with the Dick Tracy head on. Hey, man, that motherfucker saw history is for the law. That niggas. That niggas sell boiled peanuts. That's bad, boy.

I got a couple of them bald peter. I said, damn. That's the whole lot. Hey, he only date women with grown kids. What that woman at? He ain't left my mind. I don't want you to know.

My mind is telling me, no. Who? My body. My body is standing at me. Yeah. Yeah. Who you're singing to that later? Yes, I am.

What is that over there? That's the woman. Ha-d-d-ha. You know I'm ready. Oh, man. You know I'm ready. Wait a man, hold on. Did we hear there?

We ain't talking about shit. We ain't talking about none of the news. We ain't talked about shit, but the damn war. Should we talk to them? That's what I feel like we should do, but I don't know. I feel like, I told you it's a broken spirit in this audience. It's a bad one? It's a fucked up spirit.

It's a fuck, though. If you need help with something. Let me tell you what it is. Let us know. We'll fix that shit. They're going, it's somebody here going through something right now. Who going through something?

What's she going through? Hold up, now, we ain't going to judge you. We're going to help you because everybody go through shit. You feel what I'm saying? What you're going through? I'm laying over a bitch that I don't need light, you know what I'm saying? But I'm living through it. You feel?

Sometimes you get the best advice in the places that you least expect to get it. I ain't shit ever. I'm just saying. Shout out to the girl with them tall-ass boots. Tall-ha boots. all-ass boots on. But for real, you really just gonna sit there with your pussy's out and just act like we ain't gonna look.

We, I saw like your pussy shadow. If we said, they did you see it? I saw the pussy shadow. Y'all niggins said it, them balls, bro. I'm gonna lay it no. Ain't, no pussy that for a hot, that's a ball bit, dog, I'll just lay it on. You didn't gave her a whole balls.

You didn't stay, don't, they lay you know. Tell them them. You know how that one in the club don't we get no pussy. Hey, watch out, man. Oh, she got a ball bit down. Don't fuck, huh. She got my own. Play me some pimping, man.

It's about that time where we talk to these people. Got so warm, huh? You didn't met somebody. What's that lady name? I got to follow her on Facebook. You're going to follow on Facebook? Yeah, I'm going to follow her on Facebook.

What's your name, sweetheart? There's some sneaky shit like toky. She'll say an old lady name. Fresy! What is it? Hey, Tammy. That's even sexy. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Tammy. Tammy. Talk to Tammy. The other day she was just made for granny. Oh. Her grandchild is three days old. But she don't know that I'm about to go low. Oh, Tammy.

Oh, nigger, excuse me But your lady Got a Big old booty Hey I'm gonna make sure she get home Save tomorrow But tonight

You leaving by yourself Oh, I'm a beat your ass So else for that boo. What? For that booty. What? Oh, for that booty. Oh, for that booty.

You're talking about the ass? For that booty. Oh, not the ass. Oh. We got big old teed ass in the building. You're talking about Tera. We got big old tin ass in the building.

What are you? I bet your Ariola big his head. Biggie's head, uh, I bet your Ariol, you're the biggest hell, one or two. I bet your ARIO, your little big his hair, uh, woo. Your ari, your little pig is hell. Uh, uh, uh, oh. Ah! This is right, uh, uh, uh,

Tami got that ass, niggas right. Blue songs are better. What's that note you hit? Hold on you hit, hit it with it one more time. Oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh. Ah, ah, ah. Oh.

Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah. Tell me, that nigga gonna be behind you doing this shit. I'm gonna be right behind her in track, like, Booty. Me, me, my. Your erie, your little pinkies hair. Oh, how to hell? But there I don't like me, dog, God.

Duh! I feel like some baking up here because, shit. Hey, these are the same life that they broke this we're checking with. This is the hottest motherfucker. Hey, man. I feel like I'm performing for my probation officer or something. I'm so real shit.

It do feel like a nigga park the box shipping, right? I ain't lie. Hold on, we gonna read the Bible. I feel like we're doing a hood video and we ain't got no lights. Who used a car light for real. Oh, fellas, this is an urgent call. We've been going through the comments, getting a lot of feedback from the fans

who watched the 85 South Show. I'm going to show you the effect that we haven't as a community. Kayla Glenn, I don't know where she's from. She said, I love Carlos for the fact that he will scoop the tithes up. See how quiet shit got? Fellas, you're not doing your part out here.

You're making these ladies go out here about these big fake titties that's under their chis. wasting money and if you could just scoop them up I don't know man Put the titties where you want them come on

that's the thing about long titties It's like silly putty Put them where you want them You want them up here Hold them up here What do? Hold them up here You can throw them over the shoulder

Like a continental soldier You gotta scoop them and mash them together Make one super titty You got to pull You got to put on like three balls. One to bring them up, one to bring them together, and ones to keep them now. I ain't never heard no real this yet. Yeah, you know, I read that.

No, no, you read it with your spirit. Because I'm a tithologist, and I know for a fact that women have three bras. They got their go-out bra, they got their business bra. Then they got the bra that make the tithies look amazed. Okay, okay. I don't give a fuck what size tibus. She has, she got that one bra to make them bitches look like superstar titties. Right.

Even if she's an A cup, she got the bra that make them look like an A plus. Hey. Like, is that a big A? I have never seen a big A cup. She got a big A cup. Ladies, work with what you got. Talk to them. If your tities is the focal point, make them focus on the tities.

Put that good bra on and put them tities up and make them tities bounce. Don't let them see that your stomach fuck though. You really gotta have confidence in yourself. Keep him up, hold his chin up. And if you know your stomach fucked up, don't want to show it. Keep your chin up. Like, bitch. Because somebody...

She's like, what's you looking at? Shit. I cannot just see your stomach like, don't fuck with you. You look hungry, bitch. You're talking about. You're stupid. If you ever touched it?

You're like, ah! You be doing this shit? That's why I fuck with the lights on. I don't have too many bad experience. Because I'm a freaking niggins. I like being all full-playing shit. I fuck around and lick the girl in it right here. I ain't know she had X-a-A-A-Ah.

That shit tastes like lizard skin. I'm telling him. I was out to my homeboy who made out with a bitch who had keyloids on the ear. And he was licking them shits. And I don't think he knew where he was. My homeboy, she had keloids. And she was...

He was licking on it. I would have scared that. That's what I would have did When I would lick that shit That's it These women Will trick the fuck out of you And they don't even know

We'll accept that shit I'm fucking with a beautiful ass girl One time Had some long ass pretty hair I'm kissing on her neck And her ear and shit That she put the shit behind her ear

Or where the ear was supposed to be This bitch had a burp potato chip Yeah up here You know the little burp potato shit I was like What the fuck happened? They took that skin and put us over else.

Like it was a whole little piece, miss. It was just like this part. Look like she was in the Batman movie. That part would come. That shit looked like a Zappas potato chip. Right. Hey, oh, everything. I feel like I lost my taste buds for like a month straight

when I let that bit lick, though. I was like, ah. I had let that bit hot. Ain't nothing wrong with eczema, bro. You just got to be. Yes, it is wrong with eczema. No, warm me. She could have been like, oh, baby, listen.

It's a little rough over there. I'm like, oh, shit. She ain't say she I'm gonna switch side on that ass She didn't let me lick Like see in her mind It was feeling good But in her mind she knew I was getting

To the ex-ma man you mean Like she in her mind She's like ooh that feels good She could have told you And he stopped You started on regular neck meat Bitch you know I'll start You was on regular

You was on regular neck meat And then I came over here It was lizard skin And the bitch knew I was getting close And she should have warned me I wouldn't trip You're an asshole I was a suicide

You should have just gave her Oatmeal bath And put some motherfucking Avino skin tripping Oh man You need to start fucking If a bitch got a problem You fix it

Slap some tea tree oil On that bitch net You need some eucalyptus We gotta start rebuilding these women Like we be fucking with these old ass cars I saw a lot of latest.

I got an 86 Mardi Carlo that this bitch is going to be all right when she gets a new transmission. He's stupid. You got to fix all the shit that the last nigga broke. I love old school.

I'm starting to like them, though. You know, I just put that thing on 28. Y'all seen my shit? The one I put on 208s. Hey, D.C. I put that motherfucker on them. Dang, yeah. Wow, I'd be like,

yeah, a nigga little body bitch trucked. Hey, wait a minute, no, wait a minute. Tell him about when he tried to turn the corner. Oh, yeah, you gotta got the, my sick, fucked up, so I got an eye. Because you know, the real big in hell. What, fuck me, me, me get around.

Hey, you talking about doing all that. And I got AC. How'd that, Nick? Yeah, yeah. You ever see, nigga, talk shit here, window, that? I can't hear you, bit, dog. I got AC, I can't hear you. Oh, look, how you hit the AC flex on him?

I can't hear you. I got AC, bit, dog. Hit my jack. Fuck wrong with him. What? You can tell when the guy he used to A.C. He's like, bro, you cut that bitch off.

He's cold in this bit, yeah, I guess. Uh-uh. I ought to fool my lips out to want to own it. This is what I can't believe, though. I can't believe that y'all really don't know each other and her dress just like. Yes, you did. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,

wait a minute, wait a minute, I heard you, I'm a scream, wait a minute, Hey, Joe. What? I shoot every drug deal. It's four drawer deal. It's four drawer deal.

signed a disclosure agreement. So y'all got the same shirt on. I mean, mine's as longer. You can't, I know what that is. He can't get lost. I know what's happening. Bro, how you feel? What have you got the same shirt?

How you feel, knowing you out here dressed like a single black woman? I told him. What are you in here, dread like? Look, even the white girl looking at you like, he's not real. I thought he was a killer. Her shirt came inside his shirt.

He didn't even know he had. He had two shirts. He was like, look, what you gonna wear? Put this on. That's crazy a bit out. He saw her shoes like. Y'all know people still do that. Florida, y'all ain't still dressing alike, right? Yeah, they are. Apparently he's motherfuckers. I've seen a bitch and her nigga dressed out with some matcher sikonis.

I fuck her sikone. I'm a bitch of heart. Bro, I ain't no hate it, but I think you're jealous. Every time I see a nigga walking to the store with his girlfriend. I'm like, she really believing that. It's the summertime. You can tell that, real Lord right now. Until you pick over that AC,

ain't a lo, ma'am. Come on in a beat right quick. When you realize it's 103 outside and they walk in and you got AC in the car by your goddamn self. Like, what did this nigga say to convince her to walk out there in this heat?

Baby, we walk to the store and get some chips and some juice, we're back in the game. Or, or, what did she do to not be able to ride with a nigga with AC? Real talk. Probably talk shit.

Get your hot ass out of my car. Talking shit like you got a ride. Where are you going? You have been in the middle of argument. Where are you going? It's like get your ass out of my face. Or she was faithful to the nigger with no car because she believed in him more than he believed in itself.

True. I ain't met a bitch like that, though. She could be sleeping in the car with the other nigger, but he got to believe in the bullshit. You know, we'd be coming up with some good bullshit sometimes. Real talk. Ladies, what's some good bullshit that the nigger convinced you to believe?

Like he rapping, he's going to make it. Like... If the edge of the tape, you already know who it is. No the fuck, I don't know you, nigga. Explain yourself. You already know who it is. I know, I don't.

Ladies, you know dudes to tell you in the fucking thing. Why you can call me back last night? Bitch, I died last night. I was dead than the motherfucker. No, I... Nigger was dead. I died in the car wreck last night.

That's how they be on Instagram. I didn't want you to be out here by yourself. Came back to life. I got to call my baby. That had they be on Instagram. I tell Instagram that shit before anything. Y'all post shit on Instagram. You be about to die.

I'm about to die. Y'all read my mama. I just came back a lie. Everything good. God is good. I'm on Instagram, though. Like, bitch, you dead. I can't fuck with Instagram like that, too tough.

I'm going back to Facebook. That is sneaky as shit. You can like some shit. You on that? Poked some shit. It ain't need all notified. Like everybody who follow you. You ain't got to know you poked that bit.

Instagram be telling everything. So-and-so coming. on this bitch. He liked it. He followed this person. God damn. Can't do shit. That's what you think is safe. But when your girl read it, it'd be like, DC tried to fuck this bitch. So it's me in this whole DM.

He's like, oh, this bitch, bitch. I don't care. I tell the truth. That's the shit. Tell the truth. You trying to fuck that bitch, tell your girl. Yes. I was trying to fuck her. Yes.

Yes. What? Bro, that's the worst advice you ever gave. No, it ain't tell the truth. You can't be lying. A bitch if you don't like me, tell me. What the fuck I'm here for? Because you got money.

Okay, now I know what's happening. He goes to this dug and get the fuck out my face. In that situation that works. I respect the pimping. Here you go. I'm gone. She want the money. It cool.

Cool. I want the pussy. He goes to your honor. Give me my pussy. We part away. Look at all these relationship people. Ah, quick lines to each other. Keep going.

Give them some more. Y'all got to tell the truth, man. Tell the true, man. Hey, man. Ladies, look. Stop telling these niggity y'all love them and shit, and the nigger don't love you like that. It's somebody out there that really loved you.

You feel what I'm saying? Your king is out there. You feel what I'm saying? Somebody going to take care of you, baby. You know what I'm saying? This is what I tell my girl every day. You know what I'm saying? Somebody out there for you.

It ain't me. You know what I'm saying? Somebody out there out there. I'm just here to help you or sis. You know what I mean? There you go out. That why I'd be telling her, go out. She was like, you want me to go out.

Bitch, look, clothe though, bye. Go out. See other people. She gonna find that nigga You gonna be sad I ain't gonna be sad I ain't gonna be sad You see that's the young nigga

Oh my goodness No When I was bad The nigga she gonna find Gonna be way better than you And they're gonna be tall Guess what Mugucking successful

That's a purpose Don't go less Because bitch you're coming back If you go more I ain't y'all about you I ain't gonna worry about you I'm gonna be at the wedding You'll go

Yo kiss her all right Kiss her Kiss her Fuck you're talking about I kiss her No, come on wet For somebody say no around this bitch Damn, no

They're gonna get No, they're together Fuck that I need to be a breakup counseling Look, stop lying to each other You like him No, not really You like her

A lot, well look, bitch You need to equal her not really Because you're a lot She gonna hurt you And look, that's how it is That's just life Hey, you know what? They're laughing but you're kind of good

at this shit I'm telling the truth I fought with eight shit bitches because I ain't shit in this point of time I'm like Look, look, look, bitch I'm gonna let you know three months from now

I ain't gonna be here You tell them that on the first night No, not on the first night I fought with him, your vibe cool I'm gonna be here next week Now I mean You know, you know So you do this shit like

You do this shit like a part of minutes Yeah, I do it like it's set up bitch It's like taking the school We gotta start off at daycare You know we just can't jump straight to high school Now bitch I don't know how you at in middle school Don't know how you're acting elementary So we got to keep going

Because you might turn out A different person Elementary school bitch I gotta drop you off Bro, you got to That's a complicated thing That ain't complicated Because when you've been through something

And a motherfucker won't really dead But your mama It makes a nigga act different Now, are there queens out there You're fucking right You know what the ladies are? Women get treated accordingly It's an asshole out there

But like, oh, he hurt Look, look, the little asshole Right there to the lap the loud. Somebody hurt his little feelings. Yeah, that's all. That's what happened. Everybody is going to hurt. Hey.

Look, that dude. He's so hurt. That's why y'all in the relationship, because y'all scared to get hurt. She only said after she hurt, though. Who? Yeah, she hurt. She doesn't want to try to tell you.

Because you got to know somebody else. You, you see in you and them, you'd be like, oh, he hurt like me. You fucking right. See, I ain't no relationship bad nigga, like jumping for a relationship, the relationship. That lame-ass shit. Man, I'm from Mississippi.

We never had shit. I'm a man. I don't like shit. I fuck with you till you don't like me no more. That's what I'm saying. That ain't called a relationship. Yeah, whatever.

We ain't got to be shit. Long as you still fuck with me, I fuck with you. You do the same shit. It's just on the older version. I don't give a fucking. Hey, look, look. That's what, yeah, exactly.

You know. You can put titles on all that shit. Don't put titles on. Don't fuck it up. At the end of the day, you like somebody until you don't like them no more. Most definitely.

For whatever fucking reason, it don't matter the reason, but that's what the fuck it is. Somebody tell you, They love you. Somebody tell you they fuck with you the long way. I like you. I like what you do.

No, you fuck with me. She's lying, man. To you don't fuck with me. Lying. Because all the day... And the only consistent thing that people do is act out of character. That's the only consistent thing

that people fucking do. There's somebody in here right now that don't know their girlfriend, boyfriend, brother friend, middle name. You fuck the game up right there. Yeah. Niggas right now. He's dead ass.

He's going to be break up on the way home. You don't even know my middle name, so. We've been together two. You don't even know a nigga middle name, dude. Yeah, I'm been mad as a motherfucker driving. Faddy Fitch, it's Cortez, beat. Hey, get what? Scrantz.

Craibald, you know girls out with keep their game, but they're gonna go to them never delete their thread. They're gonna go all way three years ago. Your name is Joseph Ricardo Wilson. Ugly, boy. Now drop me off to my new, nigga, oh. Wow. Where is that?

Where is that? I'll drop your bitch ass off. Rob, bitch, pussy, pussy. That's crazy Yeah, I've been hurt though I've been hurt though for real You been hurt? Yeah

Like I have How did you get over this shit By doing what I'm doing That's why I heard You can tell it's hurt No not about success It's just jumping around That's a part of being hurt

Because I don't want to be committed to one person That I know that I'm not going to like I'm like no bitch I'm gonna hold in the moment I'm gonna tell you this I'm like damn I like this I ain't gonna like this tomorrow

Nick I'm gonna tell You know what I'm saying? I keep it real. There's somebody in here that don't like their motherfucker right, man. They ain't gonna do it because somebody probably don't point at the direction. No, I'm saying, I'm speaking like out there

but that shit go real well, you know what I'm talking about. But you're succeeding hurt more than you hopping around with other bitches. You know what it is? You know what it is? Trust me. But you know what makes me happy?

You know what makes me happy? What? Real black, look. Like I see, I like seeing black couples and shit like 20, 30 years and shit. I'd be like, damn that shit what's up. They don't make them like that no more.

Do you think they really love each other? Do you think they just worked for shit out? They went through all the bullshit. They went 20, 30 years. That's back when niggas had families in different cities. Yeah. You have you a family. You got three families in three different cities.

You can maneuver that. You know what I'm saying? I see this family every two years. And they had social media back then, so it's all he says, she's saying. But niggas be having the same family in the same city. Like, y'all kids at the pool together. and you're trying to act like you don't know them. Can't nobody take no picture y'all

and send it to your girlfriend, social media. I ain't recognize them. They was wet. I can't do shit. My grandfather was a wizard. This nigga had two families across the street from each other. I was like, God damn.

How'd he do that? I don't know. I ain't get to meet them. They knew that's the part. You just got around. I wanted to ask the mother fucking. That shit cool. Could wait social media and now.

You can't, man. Folk be like, why don't like coming out in daytime? I like, fuck, you take pictures and shit. Yeah. I got to do my seat. at eight at night. Hey, hey, can I say this? Two in the morning, right, what's open?

We might not be able to go back to where we stand. Why? Because you post it, look, this, I just want to know how this do life work. He posts a little Instagram video. And the people around

the hotel we stay in that to figure it out where he had. Don't tell him in a hotel. We're in the motherfucking neighborhood. Let them know. All right. Nice and it looked nice. You're not helping it. It looks suburb, but in rid of the Poker Bean project. Let him know.

It is. They tricked the fuck out of. We thought this shit nice. And then, and then the nigga on the Airbnb come to check on the nigger. Who will you know ran out from an Airbnb and the owner come check on y'all?

Nigger, get the fuck on, nigga. Wait till this shit over with. He's trying to mention his shit ain't fucked up. At the end of the day, wherever we at, they didn't figure out where this motherfucker at

and it's about 15 juveniles. Bad-ass, legit, outside. Hey, D.C. in here? Bad-assie-in-h-h-old. About seven snots. Everybody white code is not everybody

EGT in here You know, Chad so white He don't know how to lie on the Prussia It's 16 y'all, y'all nigga, he's in here Oh, wait, hold up, y'all wait I'm going upstairs Like, why you ain't lie, man? Not I ain't know he in here, all I heard he in there

About seven Kodak Blanks out of that. Man. Y'all, hey, hey, y'all boy, don't need no loud, dude. Like, come on, bro. Hey, shit, dog. God.

He can rubble up to the car like Dominican Republic ugly-ass, I'm like, all right, I'm hit one of y'all, nigga. Nobody had shoes on. They had one of them. Even the bitch. She was weird. They were, all of them niggily were hitting their own.

I know what's happening. Man, you're famous than the motherfucker. That's all that mean. This girl came out trying to take a picture. D.C. was like, how old are you? 12? She was like, 12. I'm 13.

I was like. That shit be sad. Then her little ugly bitch sister came out with a fat-ass dude like this bitch. I was like, damn. Huh? No, that was her sussel. With a big-ass speaker. I was like, damn.

She had the ass like somebody. But she was ugly, though. And I already had some pussy set up, but don't look like that what going to happen. So I told her, I was like, she is down the hall. You feel what I'm saying? Like, on some just in case this one don't show up. So I'm like, hey didn't tell you to say all this.

I didn't. I'm honest. I know. I'll let you know if this shit going to go so well or not. No, not really. This nigger here, bro. I'm honest. I'm honest.

I'm honest. I'm telling you. Okay. Don't go to court being honest. That's all the time I lie. I don't know what y'all talking about. Bro, you was killing it in the shirt so hard she didn't went to change.

She better. She could have this shirt. She's going to flip that shirt inside out and it's going to be like that shirt. Shout out, I used to do that when I was a child. But the black part, going to be the white part. Nobody never told me not to do that. What?

I used to flip my shirt inside out and have all the deodorant. Just like. Wow. Nobody told me take that stupid ass shit off and put on another shirt. How was you flipping your shirt? Because when I grew up, you know what I was, you know what I'm saying, I was less fortunate.

So after that went, wearing it the right way tomorrow, take that bitch on. He don't even flip it inside out. We're in hell. We're wearing a bit to school. With the deodorant. Hey, you know what this thing he said? He said, we was less fortunate. What were there, unfortunate?

No, that's just dope because they just show me that you're making progress. Oh, okay. Because I don't think about it. I was in between that fortunate and unfortunate. No, I was like, I'm lying. It was a time where you would have said, we were poor as fuck, but then you saw somebody who actually was,

you were like, what we were is. No, you poor as fuck, we were as fortunate. Yeah, we would less fortunate. I know exactly what you mean. Y'all was just about two or three opportunities away from here. That's all the war. That's all the war. But, yeah. Hey, how are you doing, Ms. Lader?

You work here? I'm about to say y'all late. You work here? Y'all sell food in this bitch? What are wrong with you? Not now? Can you help? It seemed like, hey, we're on mic.

What the fuck you mean you can't hear? She said, you work here? What? You got food? Why? Are you okay? Hell long, nigga, I heard you. You're trying to play me?

You isn't West Palm Beach, sucker? What the fool hitting out, hitting on the night? Who orders something from the kitchen? Is it good? It's all right, because there ain't nobody got no food in that bit. Niggins in here, I already know what going on. You know not. They got a plate, but that shit is still full.

The tacos, sausage. Where they are? This nigga got sauce but no food. That's too much sauce. There's too much sauce. It'd be hard. It'd be hard to order wings, don't these black people? Because we got all set of rules when they come to ring.

Hey, come here. I want to talk to the nigger that's cooking them. But no, let me speak to the nigger cooking the wings. He got to come out here and holl at me in my face, my nigga. Look at me, nigger. Look at me, nigger. All motherfucking flats. Look me in my eyes, when I say that. Hold on, look. Look me in my eyes, my niggie.

Fried hard. Extra lemit pepper. That man when the bitch would come out and the grease still on them, then put the lemit pepper on there so the shit'll stay on there. Diabetes limit. Don't make me come back there, my nigga.

All flats. He really can't fight. Hey, hey. The nigga talking to all that shit. They cook on with his ass. because he ain't even really in the wrong. You know the good guy I always win. You know another black person request.

Don't give me that little fucked up one. Just throw that shit out. Oh, if you one of the people who work at the wing spot, if you count that little fucked up wing as a wing, you need your ass. We're looking for your pussy ass right. I got 11 wings in this shit. 11 wings and this shit.

The fuck is this. The wings might be bullshit and they'll try to substitute your fucking wing that got fucked up. Who put this big-ass piece of fish in here? I didn't order no goddamn fish. What my three wings that, bitch? My fucking didn't get you five goddamn wings

and a big-haired piece of fish. No, no, no, it's you order. No, I didn't. I ain't gonna lie, I start respecting the waiter, though, until when I really realized how much they were getting paid. Yeah. Because I was, I, look, check this out, bitch. I used to wait tables.

I used the weight tables. It ain't on your side like that, but I'm trying to explain why y'all should get a little bit more tip. Let me tell you why. Because, at first, I ain't feel like I should give you a tip. Bitch, you all, you gave me with some water. You feel what I'm saying?

I ain't, you know, I'm looking for no duck because I could really got the water my damn self. You know what I'm talking about? So, when it was, nigga, I used to go out of bees a lot. And then I overheard them. She was like, why you got the wait just talk about you? I'm like, what you're talking about? That little new movie.

They're like, nah, you don't like the tip. I'm like, what? I don't like the tip. I went ham, bitch, yeah. Anybody got a tip? Y'all don't want to wait a tree? He's talking about a nigga, y'all getting paid hourly. She said, we get paid by commissions.

Oh, wow, how much you get paid an hour when you in? Two dollars, nigga. She was like $2, $2.25? I was like, I was sorry? Y'all take their hon on the split there. I ain't know that shit was real? Damn, that's it real. No, nigga, we get two.

That's it real. Y'all come in there, because I used to wait tables, y'all. My folks come in there and be asking for shit. shit you ain't even got at your own house. That's shit real. Keep asking me for shit you ain't got at your house. Can I get a clean fork? Do you have that at home?

Shut your little nasty ass up, bitch. Leave some money. Stop wearing all that goddamn coffee. Motherfuckers want to come in there and have meetings for them little pyramid skins. Oh, I'm waiting on the meeting. Bitch, you sell cut-co knives. Get your ass out of here. You know, we need the restaurants where the cook about to beat the manager ass got the best food.

You know, like, them old under-the-table-a-cooks, this motherfucker ain't paid me in three motherfucking weeks. Walk around with my money in this motherfucking pocket, man. That nigga come back here one more motherfucking time who'll beat this motherfucker-in' hand. I couldn't do that shit. Them people in the kitchen be... They be on cocaine, too.

I ain't going to lie. Who? The kitchen manager be on cocaine. I was working my job. They came arrested this nigga. He's looking at everybody like, we're supposed to help him. He got... Hey, nah, you should have gave me that case on what I asked for.

It's a bitch-ass, nigger. Fuck you, man. Take him to jail. He's slow. I would sell the weed at my job. Real? Yeah, yeah. I would park the car and sell the weed.

I'll park a car. I was like, hey, I got that, y'all. And they'd ask for it. I'm like, look, on the ground. They get him on the ground. It's already on the ground. I'll parky car and say you weed. Well, man, I used to love it.

It's already on the ground. I used to ask for overtime. I'm trying to tell you, I used to be a whole-out worker. I used to ask for overtime. I had one of them so fast supervised. We got to give everybody your turn. Bitch now I want to work. Let me work.

I'm asking to work. So you can sell weed. So I can sell weed. I ain't get that extra little money. But I'm so glad you made it. Well, I'd be on the verge of the crew. Like, boy, I can for the block up now. Yeah, if D.C. didn't make it, he would have sold niggas some rabbit food.

Nigger, I don't get a fuck. What a year? I would have sold your ass. I'm gonna get rid of. A nigga, a nigger. Demali, D.C., on that shit, man. Everybody in here, would have got robbed. That's why I said, I'm glad you made it.

I'm safe. I know the real meaning of being saved when you don't, when you, like, on the edge I want to go do some of your old shit, and you get that little voice, be like, no, my son. I'm like, yep, I'm saved. I know exactly.

I'm saved, boy, I'll be like, ah! That cocaine right there, my son. How the Lord sound? No, my son. Like, yes, I'm saved. I thought Jesus sound like young Jeezy.

Because sometimes I'd be sleeping there. Well, who you talk to? No, I don't know. It's different as Jesus, is the Lord. It's the Father of the Lord. He's the same person, man. He got alienses, man. But they got different voices.

Over here, he's the Lord. Over here, he's Jesus. Over here. He has sons. He got to talk of the Mikos, okay? He's over here. He's Emmanuel over here. They're like, hey, man.

And then sometimes I just hear a young Jesus voice out of nowhere. Be like, let's get it. I'm like, what? Is that you, Lord? I think the Holy Spirit sound like P.M.C. You be going through some shit and you just hear a voice say, smoke some bitch. And you're like, you goddamn right. I don't know why I'm tripping.

What am I worried about? We haven't reached the pinnacle with that shit, bro. We're living in a time right now in 2017 where you can buy weed with weed on it. Huh? Yeah, bro, they got the weed with the weed on it. Oh, yeah, no, I don't like that. They're cooking weed. They got weed now.

I don't want none of that shit. I used to pop pills. Give me weed. I don't want none of that shit. Stop selling me that other fucking shit. You was on the pills, too? Man, I was on. Nigger, I used to tell a nigga,

get your bitch ass on the floor, nigga. Gotta be geeked up, doing some crazy shit. Look, look, think about that 25 live. Boy, you got to be guilty. Hey, you never robbed the nigga and he laughed at you because you're just naturally a funny. I ain't going to lie, bro. When you plan to rob a nigga,

The whole purpose is rob a nigger Get some money Rob a nigga Boom, boom, boom, boom Get the money That's too many I wouldn't have did it Because there's too many

God damn boonks in there No, because you might have You might have a problem You know, not a pop a nigga on side of the head You rob a nigga boom boom Boom, boom If it would have been like You might have been like you

No, because you might have got a problem inside head, lay him down Chill out now You feel what I'm saying? Chill out now I ain't caught I ain't caught hurt nobody Oh

I just can't get the money Now But when you go Rob a nigga And he ain't got no punter You be like bro I just did this shit for nothing.

That changed my life. I started selling cocaine. So a robbery that yielded nothing was like, nothing. You agree in my mind, everybody had something. I'm like, nigga, you got something. I don't care. If, nigga, something. I didn't even like the niggas you.

I was like, damn. I don't even want them. See, that's why I'm glad I came from Mississippi. They got really here. Some of that shit wasn't even the option. My town's so small, how the fuck you're going to rob somebody? They could come over your house and see their shit. Hey, man, the motherfucker.

That's my goddamn TV. No, your problem, man. You don't rob in your community. You keep your community as safe as possible. You take that shit four exes up. You hear me. Take that shit over that. Won't fuck with them a nigga like that?

Fuck everybody at the chuckles on down. Everybody from the chuckles on down. Won't fuck them dick. That's right. My friend stayed two streets over from me. Did y'all learn anything tonight? Stay in your motherfucker community. Do we got it?

Yeah. Do you fall away from your home? Don't be over that old hang around like them niggum fuck with you. That ain't your own to take your ass home. Do we have any questions from the audience? Listen there, buddy. You come your ass down right now. 92 a.m. Rubble Radio.

Oh, shit. Now we got to get white. We got to get in here, buddy. Big show came out tonight. You got to make everybody feel comfortable and welcome. What about the Mexicans? We got the Latinos. All the Hispanics.

The Dominicans. I hate Mexicans that can't speak Spanish. You're not real? Yes, you are. Yes, you are. No, you're not. It ain't your fault. Like, how many kids you got those?

No, I have two. Like, bitch, you ain't real. Cut this shit out before we get jumped. They actually in the house tonight. I know. They feel the same way. Don't y'all hate Mexicans that can't speak Spanish, Mexicans? Thank you. You ain't real. It's like a black nigga not knowing

who Mar Luther King gave. Hey, you know me. Let me tell you how I started fucking with the Spanish shit. This is how I started fucking with the Spanish community. They used to, like, it was, they had a fucking, the Spanish grocery store behind my apartment complex. And then I didn't know that it was a grocery store till one day I walked up in that bitch.

And I was like, damn, everything, it'd be cheaper. But I don't know what it was getting the shit from. Because everything looked like air got put out that morning. Like you had to get it right then. So that's why I started fucking. fucking with Hispanic people. And then one time I was doing my laundry and I didn't have enough money

to get like no real laundry detergent and the Hispanic lady sold me a bag of laundry detergent for like $3. She sold me some out of hers because she had a bucket. She sold me a Ziploc bag. I was like, where does this bitch get a bucket of tied from?

But they keep a bucket. They don't never get no big-assed like luggage but they keep a bucket. I'm like, why don't you clothes in a bucket? I got to make a note of this. I know this is a good show because she leaned up in a job. adjusted both titties.

She pulled them up. Bro, the show's so good when you gotta adjust your titties, that's what I'm working for. Sometimes you gotta get situated. Fuck all the giggling and shit. Sometimes you gotta get situated. Sometimes you gotta get situated. Sometimes you gotta get situated.

I've seen four more in the back. Much love to all the minutes. Adjust the tities, man. With them big ass bras with the hooks that click like a seatbelt, that big ass. It's about 11 hooks on that bitch. Nah. Shout out to the security guard with the weak ass

The security guard got suspenders on the weekend. Hey, no, no, fuck that. Shout out my man, because he's from down under. Not only he a brother, he's from Tasmania. He's from down Australia. That's the nigger with us. Yeah, he's from overseas. He from Australia.

I want to see him. Straight up. Let me see him. You got an accent, shit, all types of shit. Come on and speak that Australian shit, fool. That's here, and represent, bro. You know, I know. That's my man's, man, for real.

You got to come this way. You got to come this way. He said, fuck it. He's just going to do it. Yeah, because, you know, he come over here, you know. That my nigga, though. That's right. He made sure we were safe because, you know, shit get riding on the way up to the stage.

And, you know, he got the accent, so he's, hold on there, Mike. Hold on, wait a minute, Mike. Hey, I ain't gonna lie, I remember I fucked the French girl. That shit was lit. I don't want to have to rough you up, bro. I would hate for him to have the justice and send him and grab somebody. I fuck the French girl. That shit was crazy.

She was like, ooh, dig so good. I don't know, what a bit is crazy. Say it again, ooh, dicks, so good. I was like, is it good or good? She was like, good. That's what you hit her with? Yeah, yeah. I was like, this shit is.

I can't wait to tell my man, fuck that. I got to record. She's like, no door a bitch move. I ain't never fucking on London, bitch. Say it again. You stupid, man. Good or good? It's good.

I got to show these, diggas. This shit licked. Oh, man. They ain't gonna know who you is. Bitch, we're in cross country. You're stupid, my nigga. We got anything? Anyone want to talk about some shit?

You know what I'm talking about? My nigga, cat? There you go right there. Hey, come to be a cat! There you go to be a cat! There you go to be a cat! I know it sounds like... Here's a nigga your girl, D.U.

It sounds like a little elf laughing. But it's him. My man, cat got the RT laugh. He'd be giving out all goddamn merchandise and shit for free. I'm like, man, stop doing that cat. Yeah, yeah. That's my nigga cat. Who else?

Yeah. Wild out, wild out. Yeah what, next show, ugly, boy, fuck wrong with you. Hey, you think that is, that's a whole other tone. You came to see a sit down, fuck wrong with you. Sit down, ugly, boy. It is. You ain't going to talk to my uncle like that.

We're going to bring them to me back, though. You're going to come to that motherfucker? You're going to be there? My nigger. No, that's why we, that's exactly why we came down here to do the shit to show the club. Wait a man, wait a minute. This South Florida, right? It's like South Florida.

Did y'all have a good time? Because, hey, I'm gonna say this. Y'all want to get out of house anyway. What day it is? I'm gonna say this. South Florida, y'all wait. South Florida, I fuck with y'all. The further north you go in Florida, the more south you get.

So that shit, y'all respect. No, I know. You're a nigga, everybody starts with shit. Look, y'all know how light skin people be when they get drunk. They don't really know what going on. I know what's going on. I know what's going on. They started talking about South Florida, North Florida.

They know I know what's going on. I didn't have to get more south going off, motherfucker. No, hey, do I not know what I'm talking about? This nigga said it get more sound when you go north. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You don't know what I was talking about when I said it? See, that's what the fuck I'm talking about. You're talking to the niggins who go up further up north,

their motherfuckers get you with the boy, you're supposed to bite here? because we got their love the Florida Gators and we love alligators more than we love your ass you got the real niggas talking about I love alligators

but it's you motherfuckers I don't like they know what I'm talking about I'm just making sure you know I don't ride with you I don't know who I'm a swing on I know

trying to figure out we're good we're good you can peep the demographic you can see we're good I heard a couple Hell no, you tripping. I'm like, who said that? I got to put my eye on that, nigga. I don't think they're in here.

All right, they're making sure. I don't think they're in here. I don't think they're listening to us. The real killers don't even talk. Everybody in the club could be fighting. They just be standing up. Nick in the maid. The nigga who yelled out some shit.

Do you get over there? I'm like, what the fuck you're saying? I was just saying. I was just saying. I didn't see you so good. shit go down. I know. Have you seen a nigga get bitched out and you can't wait for him to act hard again?

He was like, ooh, the nigga just got bitched out. I can't wait for his neck's hard. I see the nigga get slapped so hard. I knew he couldn't hear on that side. A slap hurt is really worse than getting punched in. You got to think about it. A slap is like, five. And now your face is over here.

And you know people watching and the sting is just rubbing in so loud. You got to come back. back. It ain't no telling what you might come back, too. You feel what I'm saying? So when you slob, nigga, he'd be like, fine. Oh, boom. Oh, man, I'll slap a nigga, quick. Nothing is funny. Say what? What happened? Man, nigga, ain't about to fight. He about to fight? That's the dumbest decision ever. You can't come back, man. Ain't no tell you how that shit might roll. Just stick to be in 49. Oh, kid, that shit. I know it's for the money. Fuck that. Fuck that.

Fuck that. What a white butt's in? Fuck that. He don't even hit him with the fist. It's kind of like a slap. It don't matter. It don't matter. How much money he's going to get?

How much money even to get? He don't matter. You feel to loo like this on national television? You think he's going to lose to somebody who ain't never boxed before? Man, he going to grab that. Like, this motherfucker ain't never even got. Like, he ain't fighting unless he able to hit you with an elbow, a knee, a pinky toe. He's able to hit you with every goddamn thing.

And you mean he just got to use his fist. And that's a real fight though And Mayweather than Master But that's a real fight though How much That's not what he gonna do But niggas ain't out of red No bowls, bro

They got a box They ain't no MMA rules It's boxing rules This dude said What if they're getting $300 million? That's what the TV We just get five

Nige That nigga ain't going to Nicky you know how many Mee's of this shit Gonna be on Instagram This boxing rules What they're going to be? They're going to be

Some many Mee's on Instagram With this shit right here bro This is a mimee All the me-mees. That nigga gonna be like, they're here five with the Jordan face on that one, right? Man.

So you bet on Connor? You put money on Connor? I ain't put money on, man. If I lose, I gotta talk to somebody. Hey, bitch, I lost 10. Let me highlight you. So you put money on Conner before you put money on Floyd? I ain't put money on shit.

I'm gonna watch who the fuck gonna be this nigga. On Instagram. It's gonna be Floyd. I don't know. It's gonna be somebody. But that's a big paycheck, though. Floyd might get a whole little. little hundred pieces.

Niggie, look, let's say... Man, you can knock me out for it, too. Nigel, what's... Let's say you the nigga known for stabbing, niggas. What you're going to do with me? I'll be like this, nigga. Fuck all that. Niggin, I'll be like, here, street fight.

Whole thing. Glows on everything. What's happened? What's happening? What's happened? You can knock me y'all. You can knock me y'all. Two mill, nigga.

What y'all are you talking about? That's what you got to be. Two mil. Two mil. That's all going to be saying. I'm telling you what I'm saying. saying that will flood, bitch, two mill. Don't matter.

Shit. Don't matter. I don't know. $300 million is that shit. Who are to split the $300? So the winner gets $300 million. You're going to fight a nigger with your rule. Like if you're the nigger that's known for stabbing the nigger.

Beat my ass. And the nigger known for shooting a nigger. And you're going to be like, hey, I challenge you to a night fight. I'm going to put my hand down. You're going to win, nigger. This is what he do. He's boxing. I'll make that ball for him.

You go. Coaching the shit, and this motherfucker throwing his whole life away for $2 million. I'm an entertainer. I'm gonna be the nigga that took the most hard. This nigga don't know what the main damage is. Fire! I'm trying to goddamn knock myself out.

Fah! The shit ain't working. You got to hit me a little harder, nigga. Fah! Come on now. I'm going to start fighting back now. You got to hear me a little harder. So you said you, Connor.

That's what's going to happen with Conner. Man, I'm getting my ass beat for $2 million. man. A million. Fahre. Niggia. $500,000, nigga. A million. A hundred thousand.

Fah. $20K. $5.000. $10,000. Fah. Womp my ass. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You're saying, whenever these niggas have a celebrity battle, if it's with you, it's going down. It's going down. You're trying to win or what? Let's get this money. They think we don't like each other. They're gonna be a couple.

Fuck you, your mama bitch, something, my dick. Look. He's gonna split. So Chris Brown, Soldier Boy, if it was you. Listen, it ain't even fitting to be an argument on who gonna lose. All that.

Man, I got a rip. Hey, hey, hey. Ay, Lou. Sign that motherfucker. Nick, look, we're gonna do it like that. I'm gonna go like this. You gonna knock my ass? Linger, Honey, Honey, Honey, man, fuck that.

Did you see how the nigger started at $2 million and went all the way down to $10,000? You know how I see. You know how niggas. You know how the $2.000. That's a long process. Nick at the house, he doesn't sign.

He did. He's like, man, Floodd. Come on, man. God, damn, all he's doing it, knocking on the guy. You know what I'm saying? Look, I tell him two men. I'd have been knocked out for three before. Five.

Two. 10K. Let it run. Run it. Man, run it. Man, fuck that. All right. We've got to get the fuck out of him, man.

Y'all are crazy. No, y'all, hey, y'all have been fucking amazing, man. Y'all never disappoint, man. South Florida and this is my fucking, goddamn. I ain't going to lie. Shout out to everywhere, goddamn, poking beans, apocke, Altamont Springs, goddamn, goddamn, green acres, plant city.

I don't know. Wretched City. Shout out all that shit. We got any more questions? Shout out the whole Florida. So we want to miss here, Florida. What up? Shout out of y'all.

Hey, and can I say this too? Because my family from Pensacola, nobody in the rest of the country. No, I know. There's something new. But nobody in the rest of the country say crackers like motherfuckers in Florida do. So I appreciate that shit, man.

Just for keeping that shit alive, man. For real, I appreciate that shit. Don't nobody say crackers like motherfuckers in Florida say crackers. So I appreciate it. Hey, man, I'm gonna just take that nigga Floyd, like, man, look. Checking me 400,000. You ain't warped my ass.

You texting a nigga right now? Yeah, yeah. Wop my ass for 400K. Shit, we ain't got to do all that. Fuck on him. I'm gonna put fuck con on it as a hashtag. Whop my ass. He can walk my ass for 400K.

He can walk my ass for 400K. Fah! He can whip my ass for 400K. Four hearty cake, five. Hey, y'all got to say them fine. All right. All right, I'm going to put this in on Instagram. We're going to put this in.

All right. Do that shit. Y'all got to say five, all, all right? It's all ready. White people, y'all know when to say five. All right. We're going to pray. He can walk my ass for $400K.

Five. He can. You weren't ready for that. Do that shit. Do that shit. You're ready for that. You got to do that one. All right.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Flut. Somebody hold his phone phone. You ain't got to sign that contract. You can walk my ass for $400,000. You can want my apple for $4,000. You can want my ass for $4.00K. You can want my half a $400,000. $400,000.

Yeah. Yo. This is an 85 South show. That's a podcast. Yeah. For niggas who are take the loss for 400K. Yo. Oh, put it down.

Yeah. Send them the video. That shit lit. Post it now. We got any more questions before we get out of it? Who this podcast for? This podcast right here is for all the. responsible parents who left their kids at home to babysit

they self. You know, black kids start babysitting ourselves. When we five, six years old, you get a key to the house in the first grade. You get to the third grade, you start paying the light bill. You got damn right. You never knew where you got that damn light bill money from in third grade.

But black children face a lot of responsibility. You remember when you were seven and had to watch your five and six-year-old brother? Ain't that crazy? Shout out to all the older cousins that raised half of the family. You had to babysit everybody because you was the oldest.

This podcast is for older ladies who like young dick. This podcast right here is for all the ladies who take that dick. You made something come out. You made something come out. I'm like, yeah.

Ain't done. Yeah. Yeah. This podcast is for ladies. They take that dick and fall asleep when they get through. Not them young hoes that be up on the internet. Look out for you. You should never fuck in front of her.

She'll never let that go. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. For everybody who will win by Publix and got one of them rotisserie chickens is a Hawaiian sweet rolls. And fed they got damn family. That's me.

I feed a bitch with a whole bunch of croaker chicken. How long can you be a sad nigga For the rest of your life You can be a sad nigga until you die You ain't never been to an old nigga funeral It'd be like all the holes He ever fuck with in the first two rows Like why is that lady crying like that

You don't know, that's just That was the sad chick right there That lady who stand up at your uncle funeral And talking, don't nobody know her You know the lady that shake everybody hand without showing her teeth Bro, you a side nigga It's prosperous, man

You can be that shit Are you planning on being the main, nigga Oh, I don't Everybody say you got the wrong goals Bro, don't let her trick you Into being the main, nigga That's the wrong goal You gotta keep in mind

You start being the side nigga Because you realize that she wasn't shit either I need, nigga Sometimes you could be the side nigga to yourself That's too advanced That's too advanced That's where you got to hit them with.

Bitch, I come second only to me. So how can you come before us? What else? What else out there in these streets? Woman. That's all the sex. A woman. I forgot about you.

Tommy. I'm going to let you know. I'm going to think about you. I'm going to let you know. That's the one. That's the one. Tammie had that booty in them tits That motherfucker got a wagging on

Hermin had that booty in them titty Got a wagging on Tammie had that booty in them tits Wagon on Tammie had that booty in them tits Hey hey Tammie had to do with Woh Hey Hatson

Had that booty in them cities Hey Hatson Tim had that booty in them Tettis Look at my baby mama call us She knows you in him fucking off Oh, my word, bitch! Oh, my word, man! Oh, my word, bitch!

Oh, my word, bitch! Oh, they're my daughter. Hey. Hey, man, love you. Love you, boo. Y'all did help me for like three more hours. I got to scratch it. You're going to stay here, three more hours?

Yeah, I got to scratch it. Yeah, man. Thank y'all for support in the 85 south. show. If this is your first time experiencing the 85 South show, don't let it be your last time. Hold on hit the beat so I can tell them what they find us at. Yeah, ho. You got to make sure you support the show on YouTube. Yeah, ho. You're going to keep doing the ad lit? Hey, here. Yeah, ho. Pull your phone out right now and go to YouTube, type in 85 South show. Yeah, ho. Every Friday, yeah. Every Friday, man.

Air Friday, bitch. Yeah, ho. Hey, if y'all had a good time. Matt's what you know? Yeah. Oh, that good? Yeah, oh, you know, bitch? You should have been in a stupid hr-a-holt. And what you say, bro? Sometimes it's like, sometimes shit happens.

It don't be us. I mean, y'all don't got too far. We used to drop three on a week. Look, look, look. Fuck all that. I'm going to dress this shit right now. Addressing, you like skin, nancy. First of all, this shit is free.

You're not paying for shit so you can place. we don't give a fuck about your goddamn complaints because we're doing this shit for free it's hard as fuck to get us all together that's gonna be working he'd be working

and just to get us together you'll owe us some more money so what we're gonna do right now is we're gonna plass a hat around and y'all put the money in it and we're gonna take up collection and whatever the Lord want us to have

we're gonna throw up in the air And whatever he keep up there with him, that's for him. And what fall on the ground, that's for us. That's a good one. That's a good one. And that's what the fuck we do. That's a good one. Because this shit don't cost y'all nothing.

But if we're afraid tonight, we love y'all. See? Thank y'all. Get a black man on this brown lick. Get a hell. Hold on. Your eyes get cussed out. When it's just a corner of Hennessy laugh,

a nigg going to find something to yell about. Well, cut the motherfucking life's off dead. So they paid for the show? Well, they're kind, because I'd be wanting to give y'all shit like once every two weeks. They'd be dropping the three back to back. We got to give them a show. I'm like, what's shit?

They ain't playing. Yeah. Shit. It takes a lot to get this nigga, man. You don't know. This nigga, rider, it's crazy. This nigga only won't green sour patch kids. It's weird, man.

But I'm the one that really, they got to tell, like, chill, fly. It ain't really that serious. No, because you try to choke people. Man, well, I don't be bullshit. Right. Y'all take that fire shit like he's, that's for the money.

For me to get home, I fight your ass up. I do not want to see you out here fighting and losing for $400,000, at least get the whole million. We got to, we got to, we're talking about none. I ain't got to get shit

to the government. No, no, no, they're going to get some. No, they're going to get some. Ain't no under the table. Nick, this is how I'll be in the production. This is me and Floyd talking about. Whatever y'all got going on, they want me and Floyd.

This is on the table, bids me. Damn, how is going to be... Pay me 10 on paper. So pay me 10 on paper. $3.90, under the table. D.C. You're a fucking retorting, that's what I mean... It can be under the table.

It's what's wrong with white people. Y'all was trying to bring black deals in and put it on paper. No, man. A drug deal is under the table, man. Under the table. So you're saying you got to get paid in cash, but... Man, Floyd got it. He keeps a million. He'd be like, hey, man, you know,

Give me that. That's mine, that's me. How are you counting out? How are you counting it out? You know, yeah, yeah, let me get that. Let me get that. Let me get that.

Let me get that. Who asks you be, I need that. That's the one. I'm going to be in the video. I'm going to interrupt the video. Yeah, you know, yeah. How are you doing Instagram? I need that.

Let me get that. This is the 85 South Shore. You know what's happening? We're going to get this money one way or the other. Even if we have to do a podcast, then open up a barbershop that sell rims and sold food out the back. We gonna get this money regardless.

Even if we have to open up an income tax service that sell used cars and insurance, and we're gonna have to finance and buy-heel pay him. Even if we have to wake up every Saturday. So let me do the deaf shit. Okay. Even if we have to wake up every Saturday and have a yard sale and sell weed on Saturday nights.

Even if we have to go back to the Dominican Republic, get three of them fat bitches on the sky, SEL Pussy on the weekends, we gonna get this money. Even if we have to get in these streets and sell dick hand to hand to these ladies who got these good-ass jobs. I'm not talking about women who just go to work. I'm talking about the assistant managers,

them cafeteria ladies. All the women who work at the hospital, changing the beds and shit. Bed-paying bitches. Yes. All the ladies who work at them toll booths for the business. boosts for blotemis all the airport ladies with the big bulls is in the diamonds yes any east all the hairstylists and the ladies that waxed the

vaginas I said the ladies that waxed the vaginas let it cook for a man shout out to all the ladies that go get their pussy wax belita and's hairy smooth In the front. A's got a ponytail. Smooth in the front with Bigfoot ass. She got Sasquatch

Booty. Hey. Tell them who the podcast is for. Man, this podcast for everybody who ain't even imagined that we would be up in this bitch doing this. For this long.

God damn. Shout out to all the people who didn't believe in us at first. I'm talking about 200 plus episodes. I'm talking about over 800 million hours. Listen to talk to them I'm talking about

That shit free Y'all ain't even pay for that shit man Fuck y'all So all the white people who are here for the first time It is all right if you put your other white friends Up on the show and be like yeah These are my friends I know these guys It's cool

Hey just do what white people do And they want you to listen to some new shit They look at you the whole time Just Just do that Shout out to all my Hispanic people, man. Translate some of this shit to Spanish for us. Hey!

Oh, my God. We're working on Spanish. Sabo Domingo, Domingo, Biblieueteca, La Ledgee. Como do this, much love to all the Asians. I saw a few Asians in the building. You're racist as fuck. That's not racist. Shout out to all the Haitians and Jamaicans.

So, by saying. Everybody who like oxtail gravy. Hey, hey, hey. And one more, what time make oxtails cheap again? Hey, I love ox tail. Much love to all the white people in here that know how to roll a blunt. Hey, white people. Hell yeah.

Shout out to all my niggas who used to sell dope, but you gave up the game to be a good father. Only for two years. It ain't about four y'all. Right. And y'all was selling mid-grade. I'm talking about niggins who work at Napa Auto Parks with all-go-T.

Oh, oh, O'Reilly's auto parts, faces. Out of all the ladies in here who got a good job. But you got a... Boy! You got a tattoo that's out in public that you're embarrassed. You got bad bitch on your titty working at AT&T. She got the, uh, no, that's, got the paws, the dog paws. Yeah.

Dog pose. Sing that shit. Dog pose. This nigga like a young fucking. Goat. Them dog paws on your teeth. Got a dog pause look like an arm. your titty say hey dog balls look like arms cause your titty say hey dog paws look like arms

cause your titty say hey i know this girl with a nigger face tattooed on the booty cheek y'all that don't stop me i still smash like every other week y'all name on a titty y'all y'all it don't look pretty yeah y'all said a home boy did it what what he lived in another city Hey, I had this girl one time. What did you say, Carlo? With an ugly tattoo. What a tattoo? She said she's the shit.

She the shit. Hey, a doo-doo. Hey, do-do. Right on the chest. How on the chest. Why should do that? What she did that? I still fuck with it, though.

Huh? Because the ass will fat. Oh, oh. We should have went to Miami. Hey, Miami. But we never would have met him in the tent. Hey! She didn't want with the booty and the tits.

Yo, booty in the tits. She got the purple weave. A nigger getting mad Can we say in them tetties? I know he'll man I don't give a damn I'll kick his ass I know the nigger man

We've been talking about the tini For the whole damn show And he already know If you let us see it one more time We're gonna have to look at them shits Again We're gonna have to Again

We're talking about Tammy tittis One more time Fuck that Miss Tammittis Got a niggle we're missing All my fuck That keeps me your

I'm with her in the kitchen Hey, I can eat them neck bone And that coin too And I say you fucking feet You got coins, booed Oh, give a damn You bills out this all day You a supervisor

Hey, I eat that pussy Y'all with a fucking bowser Hey, I don't get no fuck I eat it in the sun I'll see your son Bye, having fun Hey, you're stupid man Oh, man's

Hey! Oh, Miss Tama hey! Your man coming home in 10 minutes. Hey! Let me finish. Hey! Let me finish. Hey!

I love you, bitch. Get this shit off. Turn this shit off. And, man. Y'all been fucking amazing. God-haired man. Y'all made some noise for y'all goddamn sales, man. Woo!

Hey! All right. Shout out. Shout out to Tammy, old dude. He's gonna be waiting on D.C. in the parking lot. Hey, he goes right there. Wait, come here. Let me talk to you.

Come here. Come here. That's that old nigga you don't get close to. He's going to be out there like that. He'll be going to stab you. I'm going to make that nigga. The old nigga got the piss on his thigh. Come here.

Let me talk to you. No, come here, D.C. That's how you know an old nigga want to fight. They get low to the ground. Come on. Hey, that dude got that dirty. You got to lean into the shoot it. I don't give it down.

I'm gonna make his head go get the car. Go get the car, nigga. Hey, make sure y'all... Make sure y'all continue to support the 85 South show. We got the new season of Wiling Out premiering at the end of the month. Plug, plug, plug, plug. You got it?

What do you got? Tell them you on two with Chris Brown. Oh, what I got going on? Plug, plug. Who playing the music? My nigga right here. Oh, all right. Let me start talking about me tabbing.

I got so much shit on the table. Yeah! Let me walk. What I got on the table? Oh, I got a TV shows and shit coming up. We ain't give away no t-shirts. I got more stand-up around the world, man. Hold on.

I'm about to get the t-shirts. What the fuck you doing? You want me? You get a TV, a shirt, nigger? We got to give it away the right way, though. We got to see some tips. This shit like John Spriggins show We get them right bitch and show tithes

Every day We can see some titty It's dead for the day All right We're gonna do it I see y'all titty So I know who got Who did it first

Nobody Miss Tammel Hold up now, Yuggin Don't you Wait a minute now Don't you do that We're not doing that Now I took that drink

But we ain't showing no tits What you think? I mean, you know what I'm saying? We can do a little something. What do you think I'll get the shot? Come up! Lowe! Lose ain't slick.

Nigger when it's going to go hit the blunt, man. I know we probably did. I know that he'd be doing that old niggins shit, man. That's that old niggins shit. Yeah, if we're going to get the shirt. Yeah, do your thing. That's old niggins shit, man. That's an old niggins shit, man.

What you said old niggins still on that young shit? Yeah, old niggas still on that young shit. Yeah, I'll be back to get them. Yeah. Sit down. Man, come on, man. Look, he don't gave a shirt to Chad. Get him, that shirt right now.

He don't want to give it away, though. Look at you. He don't. He wants to sell everything. Come on with your fat-ass head. And, come on with your head. Chad, go give it up to you and be like, you know we can sell this. I know, man, give me this shit.

Then you're going to get the biggest shirts of all people. Ain't that many big people in here, nigga. What's wrong with you? He gave me these big ass shirts. How big is it? How big is it? Find somebody that can wear that bitch. Extra large and shit.

Come on, man. We need mediums, nigg. Real people sizes. This, nigga. It's an estuar. He cannot, he not gave us shit that we don't really sell a lot. Hey, black. Hey, let me give a shout out.

Shout out to all the short niggas in here who'd be wearing their girl basketball shorts to sleep. If you do, dick smell like coochie? This nigger went to sleep with some Yukon Husky shorts. Let me see. Who an XL in here? Who an XL? That don't mean you bid. Who?

You? You're an ex-M. I swear to God, when we get more money, we're going to get them T-shirts guns. They got it, the NBA game. You want this shirt? And we're going to shoot them shit. You're going to feel the medium.

Baby, we want you to look sexy and not look like you're going to sleep in this, motherfucker. And we do have some shirts for sale, too. Light skin right here. Come, come get it. Come here. Come here. Come here.

No, she's going to cut it up so a tini's pop out. I know how they do it. On that T-L-C shit. I know. Don't go chasing water fire. Let me see your ass with this t-shirt on doing the video. Gail, your skin ass can't fit no after a lot. Come here, come out, come out.

Come here. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, that's a Lord. She can't get this either. Give it a large. She needs a smile. Y, but. But.

But. You're going to give it to your boyfriend. Get your ass on. I got your shirt. I ain't. I ain't. I'm a lot. Me.

Bitch you scared. You're stupid, bro. Why you so fucking mean? She's so skinny. She hit the bitch behind her. Me, move, girl. All right. This shirt got to be picked out

because a nigga is going to make it like that bitch. Well, we're getting that shirt to a nigga with a job who's going to wear that and flicks. Nah, we can't give it to a nigga who got titty, I'll tell you that. Don't do that. You'll take it? You'll take it?

Come here. Come on now. Oh, that shit. Hold up, Tamer. Hold on now, Tamer. Come on now. You got to do this shit again. Hold on up, Tommer.

This is her woman. Hold up. Give my mic. All right, niggie. Every woman stand up. Be fine then a man. Uh-uh, get it moved now. Uh-uh.

We gotta walk. This shit like fiend fish. Come here. You got to play with the fish. Come on now. See what that thing won't like. Oh, come on. Here we go.

Gotta play with that fish. You got to play with fish like that. Ah! So same time, man. Go on sit down. Shout out to all the Wednesday West Palm Beach for just being fine. What what? Just fine.

Well, how much he cared to hold the goals? I got to come down there with it. That bit need help. That bit need some help. God damn. It's a lot of fun. I just walked around all the ladies in here fine. Hey, yeah, I don't get cut lights on.

I'm going to see. Hey, man, I'm not disappointed at all. Like, look down here, look. At all. That me. That me. Well, this is it, right? Let me get my shit out.

We out this bitch. We're going to be taking pictures. We're going to be taking some pictures. I'm showing dick pitching all that. I don't know where, though. Where? They have a lobby. We're in a lobby.

Any bit taking a picture with me. I'm letting it all ready to be no. Any bit taking a picture with me, you're going to show you the dead pit too. I'm like, look down here. Yep, that me. Look down here, that me. Right on. He might be bullshin.

He might not. If you squeeze me too tight, hey, look down here. You give me a kiss on the cheek, look down here. If you went to Two friends or more One of y'all with it Look, both y'all Look down here

He did that shit Hey, I'm our VIP I ain't got nothing to hide Shit On my VIP Meet and greet people We're gonna do that on stage And then outside

After what's in the lobby If anybody want pictures We can't I don't care I'll let you feel it on South because I know my potential This nigga You're good

Nah niggie We're moving back We have been feeling I know where I go I know what's happening Hey man I know what's going on I know what's going on

I'm fucking with the 85 South show We out this bitch No, thank y'all I appreciate it! That's a woman! 85. 85. 85,

85, hey! Ha! What we're going? On this, okay, cool. Man, I don't stay, man, we're tall. Man, real tall. We're moving this table. Teddy need to cut some of them

skating lights off, man. This shit, and I feel like bustle the move in there bit. Hutt, hot, hut. That's cut them down, man. Light man. That's why he ain't doing it. He ain't white. I said, like, man.

Oh. Shit. Those bitch are baking. Light man. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebene. The podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network.

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