The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Live in Duval Late Show Roast Session W Karlous Miller D.C. Young Fly & Chico Bean | Ep. 165

Episode Date: January 11, 2019

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Does anybody have any rebirth? If anybody have something that we can smoke, the 8 and 5 South Show, what's up folks? We down here in Jacksonville, we keep it real. What niggas got a pocket full of money than for real? All the women find in they got big cities. Everywhere I look in the crowd, big cities.

Oh, so you know we got tities in the building. Hey, my boy, he got a white bitch with a tongue ring. She's a white bitch. With a tongue ring, she got a white bitch. With a tongue ring, he got a white bitch. Oh, and the, oh, in the... Hey, yeah, hey. Hey, you know, we're Jacksonville.

Hey. These are real killers keep it real. Look at these fake Christmas nights. Jacksonville. What's up? Jacksonville. What's y'all? Y'all, what's up?

Let me hear y'all next to know. What's y'all ladies? Good. That's it, Jay, Wynn. Man, the show started late You were standing outside And they started their hate They did shit and shit

It's supposed to start at 930 It's 10.30 What the fuck, dog? The show on black people time Hey You show when you're standing in line I said the show on black people time

You knew that why you were standing in line Fuck, damn, with your blind, roll that while we standing in line. Look at a nigga bitch like, damn, she fine. Come, hey. Damn, she's fine. Ticket can't even look like shit. Damn, she's mine.

Yeah, Jacksonville on call. If nakers wanted to see our outfits from Regency Mall, I say, what's up? Y'all niggas went shopping again. Shout out to that mickers with the fifth from Citi, 3. Oh, city trends. Little what you did. Little cheek, go look good that girl with that blonde wig. Oh, I see you, Ben.

Hey. I'm trying to walk in here. Hey, D.C. Blonde wig. We got one. Look in the back. That go another one. Oh, that's it.

Oh, they go another one. Oh, they go another one. Damn. That go another one. Damn. Oh, her. Three blonde wings Hey

Three blonde wings Wee buy wings We buy wings Three blonde wings Oh sale Three blonde wig Oh sale Three blonde wig

Oh sale Three blonde Oh sale Hey Oh shit That's my aunt Get to me Call too money

Oh I'm gonna cost my chula Shit How y'all feeling in the night Y'all like Everybody good Nah, we need more energy than that

This is an 85 social Waiting for a Jacksonville For you time back No, this This ain't Jacksonville It's Jacksonville Duvall Duvall

Doovall Doe What niggas get shot Where niggis get shot Niggas get shot What niggas get shot Hey, niggas get shot Shit,

niggas get shot Take a good shot Boy, that's everywhere Man, he got the white girl laying here with the big bird pants I said they're yellow Hold up Why

Look at your crown That shit say bride Bitch you must just got married We don't give a buck We don't give a book Hey, we don't give a fuck He's stupid Get that shit on man

I'm gonna say bride, like, look. Oh, shit. You stupid. I'm glad to get on here and say. I'm being married. A pony tail. You stupid. She bought that ponytail, and I can tell.

Sound good, motherfucker. I ain't going to laugh. Oh, shit. That shit do sound. That shit going hard a little bit. He sounds like Gerald Leverth. Go ahead. Hey, Jacksonville. That's all that shit. Fur coasts. United Detroit. You're in Jacksonville.

It's not that cold for ever. There you got a whole fur coat on in Jacksonville. Yeah, I got on one too. Hey, my nigga, it's cold outside. Fuck that. We started late, got a little chin. You're like, shit. I'm going to go get that.

She said, spark you. I'm anemic boo. Couple of their lace front's done twisted. That's when you know it's cold. With the lace front, the front up, be rolled up like a backwood. like a bankwood. Lace fried look like a blood.

Your lace friend You got your hair cut. What's up, boy? We in this bitch. Yeah, but no, what's up, boy? I don't know you like he know you, but you know. Oh, you know? Like, what's talk, ba?

I'm like, I thought that with your partner. I don't know. No, you know. I'm not bad, no. I was cool. I'm like, what's up, what's up, blah? Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah What do you have in that What do you have in that He got a razor

He got a banana strike to his belt In match your brain Yeah Yeah Yeah You're stupid as fuck, bro It is fun, brad.

Oh, this nigger. Snigger got a banana hanging from his hip. What the, what is that about? It matched her play, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck that. This thing got a banana hanging on this clip. Who I did that was? She's like, baby, I'm gonna fuck these motherfuckers up.

Look. He used it for when he go to the club, he's stuffing on the inside and trick home. They don't know it's not a real tell they get home. I think a walk around with a dick print bad. He got a banana he used for a dick print. He'd be like, yeah, I know. Nah You hit girlfriend

Why you ain't tell him to take that shit off? You must ain't got the car That'd be ride her damn Alright, you want to wear it, there goes Damn Why do you have that banana strapped to me? Shut the fuck up It no matter what he says shit funny

Fuck that way he bought it from for all. The lady behind you wants to know Let me get that Bethany with Project Pathos

Oh There you go You cold on there bitch Yeah he's cold I ain't gonna lie I want to see what else he's gonna say Okay

Hold on let me fix the cord Hold on Fix it for me You can't go too far I thought that was champion But no His shirt said don't know I swear the god

It's a D-O-N-O That shit do say don't-doh That shit That bitch said don't know They got an ass on it, don't know So when somebody Say Ain't what kind of shirt is that he be like

I don't know He made you stupid, man It's real fucked up Everywhere I take y'all Y'all messing with people He made shirts in the middle of my own Welcome to Jacksonville shirt Come on, get one

D. I got a sale going on Two Preetings D.C. Why you got your shade tone Which word? I think that nigga blind That nigga got one eye

Are you blind The accident just happened last year He ain't covered it Oh You can't see the show Take those off bro Some shit's on for a reason, my name. It's into that or you're cock-eyed.

That's probably what it is. Make him a lot of them glasses looking like you. He fucked up, leave him alone. Everybody's welcome to the 85 South show. Yeah, back there with that old, that leather coat on. I see you, principal. Hell, yeah. Trying to sneak in here.

That's Tyler Perry. Girl who is that It's Tyler Perry It's Tyler Perry Come on Tyler Perry Oh my goodness You see that too?

Tidal Perry Now, turn the music off. Then you call me got no pockets. Oh, you is stupid. Now turn the music off, this is a serious business. Hey, fellas, grown men. You remember when you was 20 you could fuck all night? Yeah.

You remember that shit? Mm-hmm. A lot of men can't fuck all night no more. If you want to go back to the days where you can fuck all night, I know the people at blue chew.com and they have given me a promo code so me and my partner's skin, goddamn, go get the blue chew pills and fuck these women all night long because that's what they want these days. Really? Go to blue chew.com and use the code 85 South Show and get you a discount on your chewable blue Bluetooth.com pills, because they're good and they get, making me get harder. Not saying that nobody's lacking in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit

it with the rock, hit it with the motherfucking rock, go to bluechew.com. Use the promo code 85-south. Now I'm not saying that this is FDA approved or nothing, but you experiment with shit all the time. Why wouldn't you want to experiment with bluechew dot com? If you out of luck and you have problems getting it up, here's what you need to do, Blue Chew. Blue Chew.com, go get you some.

Said bluechoo.com and go get you some. You can make love to your lady. Come on y'all. For a long, long time and hit her with that wood. I swear to God I ain't lined. It's a sexual stimulant It makes your meat get hard It's a sexual stimulant

It make your meat get hard It's parlor It's Tala Perry Oh my goodness! I just knew that was him That lady right there sleeping Ooh The lady right there with the flowers

On her dress, she's tired You sleep me, baby. It's a long day. Look, the nigga beside her drinking that fruity ice drink. You were missing it, too. Fuck you. You're their boys of being there. He was trying to still be a man who was like this shit, yeah.

Give me a miller light, not no more. Oh, look. They got grown names of his drink. They got a slussing machine, by that. This shit got looking at it. These niggins walking in here with a slushin' twist. Looking like they had a stage spell. Oh, my goodness.

I ain't know they were serving slushing. This Jacksonville. Free me one. Anything might happen. Look at them coming in. Looking like a lady's shit. Just sit on now. I don't know why they got ushers.

You're going to get my ticket, niggins. This fuck out my face. Come up, follow me. I'm gonna sit in the first open seat. What's your ticket say? Debron. Look, bitch, don't move. Throw your ticket away.

They don't know. Oh, this shit fun. Y'all is a live-ass audience in here tonight, boy. Welcome to the 85 South show. Look at the people in the back, looking at the empty seats. Like, yeah, I'm gonna take that motherfuck in the minute. Right there

Right there and there And then And there But we got ten minutes They're going to be my seat Come on sweetheart We're going down the front Look at those

Them dread, bro No That niggie shit Look like What a mill? It looked like He was under the drag And somebody

Start shooting And he had a disreasing And he had a disre Get up and run out the salon. Hey, them Florida niggas with hastiles like that, you don't fuck with them, bro. Them the type of niggas that shoot you won't even run. Just be talking to you.

Look at you, boy. Poor ass, boy. Want to make all those fucking jokes say something now, boy. Them Crocker can't do nothing for your head now, boy. You fend to bleed you. I told your pussy. Don't play with me, boy, didn't I? Now look at you.

You fucked up. You should have did your other show. What that, nigga. You shoot me. I'm still going to talk about your ass. You still hugged me. Be shot like your hair still fucked up out. So what that is?

They're like dreds, like up and out. How do you want your dress? I want my shit like open the out. Shit looked like a field goal. Maybe they don't want to want to kick you. Don't want to kick a field goal. Hey, Tico. A nigga got a dry head like there.

Y'all stupid. This nigga ain't laid one time. Oh, my goodness. Look at the people in the back, scared they're coming in chair. Like shit, I'm going. Watch the show from bright here They gotta walk through all these motherfucking people

skew, skew. They're like, fuck that damn seat. You know y'all can sit up here until these nigga come for real. What if they don't have no shit? They're just back there. Y'all some smooth motherfucklers. What, they got some holes?

Look at these white women. She don't walk in the wrong room. Yeah. The symphony next door, motherfucker. Oh. She thought she was coming to see some white gospel The white people didn't This is not what we paid for She's like, oh my God

I can't believe it It's so many of them I appreciate all the white people that's in here You guys are nigger love us right now Especially you ma'am Who? Oh, yeah, y'all, some real nigger lovers. Y'all in the mix of a bitch might get slapped.

All that, you got to look at that nigger pro behind you. Oh, they ain't a fro. That's a stupid-a hat, shit. I was like, damn, boy, that nigga, look, that's a real nigga right now. That nigg is D.S.L. Mid right now. Hey, you know why his head like that? D.C.

I don't go on. Because that's how your scars goes. Where you had, you just let your head get froze. Do you take it off and it's like that? Leave that nigger alone, bro. That's my friend. Which one? Oh, you're talking about your hat.

I forgot you were right now. He's sitting on a row with banana waste. That whole road. Hey, boy, that nigga, I forgot. That thing I had a banana on this. That thing, for real, got a banana in this big. Why do you have that banana on your waist? Tripp, if you went to prison with that trip

You're really the drip, trip, trip I got your banana right here, sweetheart Crazy part about he had to go through all Them niggins have to sit down Those niggum were like, oh shit Bro, when the fuck did we get to that point Where you got to put together a whole outfit Then hang some shit on it

I don't want to play no more I'm good When you make it Bro, if you got to do all that to get some pussy, I'm just going to start buying it. I'm not bad to start goddamn hanging order to me. I've been told, y'all, bound it was the way to go to it is.

These women don't know how to negotiate. You ain't got to argue. Like, what it is? That how much you want? All right, come on. This is all me. Hold up, bitch. I got a cue boy.

I got a cue boy, bitch. You hide, dude. Go tell me 500 for some pussy. I'm like, I don't even fuck that long. I told the bitch. To be giving you no goddamn 500. I told a bitch. I told, if I pay you $500, I got you for the week.

You ready to for the week. See, I told her, it just fit me in your schedule. I don't want no pussy that costs $500 a week. No, I said if I paid you. Hold on. What the fuck is wrong with you? Bro, they brought y'all all the way down here just to walk right now. Bit, man, that fuck, though.

Y'all was all you got that fucked up. Look a big, he's like, man, that forked dog, show. Ain't no too big for this shit. My bad, bitch, dog. My bad. He said he out of the back for this dog. Look, look, look, look. You tell a big boy don't want to walk back nobody, man.

Look, he got a slushie, too. He's like, man, I got a slushie. Man, I hit my nurse Fultan. Looking like a clump. One of the stars from the clumps. Hey, my boy, he was slushie. Hey, you didn't see that. That nigga had his tithes cup.

He had his tithes cupped up hat. So his tithes wouldn't be moving. Excuse me, y'all. No, I ain't holding my tithes. I'm holding my drink. But he had his, he had his whole arms with holding his tithes in place. That's the wrong for that shit. Hercules.

Hercules. Hercules. Hercules. Oh! They're close. I thought he was a killer, but that nigga got all his dreads on one side. That nigga has swooped all his dress over his shoulder. Excuse me, let me get through here.

Come on, Biggs, come on. Is his name Biggs? The nigga that swooped them all on one shoulder. Then that one shoulder bit out, let's sit there. spit. You got to throw six up. Okay. Quit fucking with people.

Before we move on. All right. God damn. Salute the Tyler Perry. Stand up Tyler Perry. No, don't wait. We need the people to see you. That's a principal.

We got a white girl, too. Yep. You're running for city council. Yeah, get them cameras out of here. Get them cameras out of here. I don't want nobody. This is supposed to be on camera. Do your show, nephew.

That one is going to run for city council get caught snobop. Got that. You stupid. Oh, shit. Hey, man, put that shit up. Oh, they broke your auto two. Okay.

All right. Stop. That's enough. Welcome back to the 85. I'm drunk. We didn't do enough. We are in here tonight. J. Coke.

I just like acting in Jerome. I don't fuck being drunk I don't fuck with being around drunk I don't drink we don't drink so it's just like having around drunk people man when you around drunk people and you sober that shit annoyed hey man hey bro you got to talk they language I fuck with I fuck with you bro you got to talk they like see you let them do all that hey bro if anybody fuck with you bro I kill a nigga bro Hey, bro, get your hand. God, bro, you see my fucking dread, bro, with your middle, bro.

Yeah, they swooped on one side, bro. They swooped on one side, bro. Excuse me, bro. Cool out, bro. You good, bro, cool out. You couldn't have told me no shit like that. Bro, fucking, fuck. Boy, killing anybody for real back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Anybody. Anybody, bro. That's why I fuck you, by here. You're a real nigga, hit. It's a point of mind, bro. You're a real nigga, boy. Say no more.

Say no more. He ain't right now. Don't fuck with their niggins. Where one, bro? Yeah, by right now. We're one. The nigga right there with the banana on the hill. Oh, yeah.

Oh, boy that nigger. Banana hip ad, bro. Cool live, bro. Cool live, bro. I got a banana two. It's in the clip, though, fuck, niggle. Cool live, bro. We're in Florida.

Let's start playing with these nigg. For they got there. Yeah, I know. We just playing banana. We just joking. That's how you feel, my nigger. Swang on with your banana ugly. Man, I know.

Hey, for real. Go get an apple, nigga. Go get a pal, nigger. I know. Walk around with a fruit bag. That's what's going to happen. We keep fucking with that, nigga.

We're going to leave out. It's going to be a whole bunch of niggas with all different types of fruits on their belt. Like, yeah, what's up fucking, nigga? Fruit gang, nigga. Fruit gang, niggle.

Walk around looking like an Easter egg. Well, get your stupid ass. All right. What y'all could do. You don't want to get shot by a nigger who hold his pistol underhand. Don't shoot your knee. Stupid ass.

What the fuck was said? What did he say? What was there? He holding that bitch underhand. like nigger. You don't want that shit, boy, nigger holding the pistol in this direction. That nigger, that's stupid. That'll be a hell of a movie right there.

What? What? He ponder pull up with a horn like that. What do niggas like that do drive-bide? What music do they listen to when they go through drive-bind though? I ain't got no type. Bad bitch in there. That bitch is the only, ah, ba, bha, bah, bah.

How the guns sound, bro. Ba, bah, bah. Nah, those niggas be at the car. Follow me. Won't you follow me? We go get these niggas. Follow me. Move your banana to a play.

Shut the fuck up, bro. We were just playing. We love, we bubble job. We don't want y'all to come for us. We don't want no smoke. Oh, we go. We got to say that. Put that up on the five print.

Really, yeah. Want no smoke. We at the 85 South Show wants no smoke. None. What? Both my cousins, they gay, gay, like gay, gay, like, gay. Like, yeah. They're niggas, but I try to tell them every day they're not, but they try to tell me, we are.

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I created there are no girls on the internet Because the future belongs to all of us So listen to there are no girls on the internet On the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts Or wherever you get your podcasts You know them outfits loose it Like shit boy you're all the way out there You're all the way out there

He ain't got to tell nobody. He ain't got to say none now, my nigga. What the fuck you get them old boots from? Did it match the suit? Nigger, they hit the exact same. It would a spark in the kind one. You get to turn them in to another color when he pht. I don't want that color.

Bro, shut your hand. And you did it. It's your cousin. Who got to work tomorrow? There's about nine people in hell. Y'all lie, shut up. Everybody in here said a dope. Y'all are the only one that's still thinking,

well, I'll tell it, we're going to keep selling dope. Fuck these nits about. Fuck that job, shit. Bro. Get a job, man. That's that dope shit. He was like, she's trying to stop him from selling dope. That's right.

You don't know what you're selling. You don't smoke the crook. You don't even. smoke the cocaine. You don't even know if you're real the night. You're just settling the shit. That's what it is. That's what it is. Young, nigger, don't stop doing that shit. You're young. You got energy and shit. Do that.

Sell dope in your twins, my nigga. So you can go on get caught and get your time back to wait. Hell now, nigga. Don't get caught. Don't get caught. You better run. You don't want to go to jail in your 40s. You can go in your 20s and you can come out and still look young. Hey, let me tell you something. If you still

settling to 3-5, my nigga, go get a dog. That three five shit ain't gonna get you no motherfucking money. Going to jail. If you sell all, if you sell dope, enjoy your life, niggas, spend some of your drug dealer money while you outside. Cause don't nobody get to take none to jail with them.

Nope. So it's sad when a nigga who you know was on call, you'd be like, hey, phone, had that long-ass conversation at the end. Hey, folk, you think, uh, that's the pause, ain't it? They're trying to figure out how much they're trying to ask for. Hey, ain't cuz' hope, uh,

shit goddamn uh you think you could got damn it ain't never no easy shit it's a lot of bullshit you think you could goddamn shoot to that crow go over there by your house and then shoot to their wall greens and then put 30 dollars 30 seconds yeah if you could just put the money on the green dot card and then call me and then give me the number and then throw the card away we should be too much man nigga told me hey man go jump over three alligators and

Go to Jurassic Park, but I need $40. What? I'm not doing that, boy. You got me fucked up. You locked up. What do you need? Some deodorant. Sit your stupid ad down.

Niggas be living a lot. It's real. Ain't motherfucking jail. Ain't nowhere to go. That's what it is. If you're selling dope and you in the streets, just know, nigger, they're coming. No, not really.

Don't say that. We get me, niggas. Niggas like y'all are dead on. They're coming. I ain't ever know. I ain't never know. You can run, nigger. Run, motherfuckerucker.

Get about it out. No. If you see them, go, go. Yeah, you can get in, how long you're going to run, no. Fuck that. Niggas, niggas need to keep it 100, man. I'm saying, some niggas are just saying niggas ain't. No future in the street.

To the ones who are doing their thing, just continue being smart, find another route and clean your money. See, he's telling you the same thing I'm telling you. Stop that shit. You're going to jail, nigger. Clean your money. I call it clean your money. Then you go to jail for money laundering.

Look at her. Ain't no money laundry, bitch. You get the dirty money, start a daycare. Get that shit right. Get you a barbershop Get a salon Call wash D.C., don't argue with her

She worked at the courthouse I know she's the clerk though She ain't doing shit She's just denying people Uh-uh You gotta come to court Like bitch I'm trying to pay for this shit Now now

Come to court 8 o'clock I'm so tired of her Hey don't go over there When they get over the bomb She's tripping I feel so sorry For niggas who still sell crack

Brough Because crack heads don't have have no discretion. They just be all in the street. Yeah, my boy got the crack over here. We could go get it, brother. Right now. Yeah, my boy, DeAndre, he don't give a fuck. He'll still don't get anybody. Yeah, you know, you know DeAndre.

Young nigga, he'd be riding through this motherfucker with Impala. He got the rims on that motherfucker. He'll pull up, too. That's who I get the dog from. Yeah, yeah. Telling all you been. Yeah, he's got all the good stuff. He's a banana on his way.

You ever seen him? He got a banana on his way. He keeps it cracking a banana. That's why he walked around with it. Yeah, the flail. You know the crack. I'm telling everything to be hyping up all the dope what. Man, my man's got big money.

That's why I fuck with it. What he got? He always look out for me. Man, niggia, all the way. I watch his cars, man. I fuck with the young niggins. Your young nigg got at least a hundred thousand of this. Auntie Hau.

Gee, he ain't got no goddamn hundred thousand. Yeah, that dude got money. I stopped selling crack because I didn't smoke it so I ain't know what it was. You what? I stopped selling crack because I ain't smoke it, so I ain't know where it was. smoked it because you ain't know what it was. I was about to say, you are a thug.

That shit hilarious. Shout, I used to fuck my dope up. I used to break it down too much. I thought I would give them too much. And then when I broke it down, I was like, shit, that ain't enough. I broke it down to a 20. I'm like, shit, this shit is like a 30.

Break that down. I'm like, boy, this shit is a 5. I just fucked my dope. Only my red niggas can relate. Look at their faces. nigga, you ain't never fuck the dope-up. Nigger.

When you standing there with the... I gotta give them money back, O.G., you're having it. You ever had them ugly rocks where you don't cut them wrong? Like, nigga, he'll go $215 pieces. Man, you ain't never made a J. Smoke your shit? I can't get past the smell or what it smelled like when they're cooking that shit. That shit stink like a motherfucker, nigga.

Whoever made that cocaine and mixed that bacon soda had a strong nostril, nigga, because that nigga, you ever smelled that shit being cooked, though? That shit's stank. It stank up the whole motherfucking apartment complex. Like, yep, right now, they're cooking that shit again. Shit smelled like chilling, man. I'm glad I ain't never get that close to it,

because I've seen what cracked, what cracked booty of your mind. How you ever see the nigga cooking that shit? That nigga bit high. Right. Like he's a whole chef. Nick a whole, the motherfucker shit. Nick, I want nobody in there. Uh-uh, everybody goes to sit down now.

Everybody can't see this shit now. Got their recipe. I'm trying to cook this shit up now. putting that recipe together. You better let me watch, man. That'd be a hell of a cooking show on the Food Network, Nick. What?

The dope bars I already knew. They ain't even want to get to me. I asked the nigga one time. I said, hey, man, because I felt like that way I was going to make some money if I ever was like to go crazy with the cocaine. I was like, I got to be the cooker because it's silly crap shit. It's bullshit.

I only keep selling my, and making my money back. And I ain't out here for that shit. You mean? I asked the nigga one time. I said, bro, how much you're a charmed? You know what I'm saying? Cookie. He's like, that's all I got.

I'm like, damn, that's all I got. I ain't going to get my life savings to go through gas. How you selling cracking only got five? That's the point of selling. Because I was selling three-fives. I would make it like 10 all the three-fives. I just stayed down. You feed me. Folks, what you're talking about, I stayed down.

I had five hundred, but two days ago, I had nothing. Hey. Hey, well, I can teach the nigger how to turn the goddamn real stone into a mound, but yeah. Oh, yeah. That'd be a hell of a hell of a man. show on the food that we're a chop crack edition. Niggas get introduced

competition this week starring D.C. Youngfly from the west side of Atlanta. I'm fucking the dope up. I ain't cooking shit. You're my kitchen fucked up. I told you the nigga them teach me. Oh, so you didn't fuck the... He asked for $500. I said that's my life savings.

I'm gonna give you my life savings to go to money. You got to get a nigga that's shaped like him to cook the dope. Oh, yeah. That's the nigga. No shirt on. That nigga like with the niggered. That nigga be cooking dope and frying wings at the same time.

Man, don't mix that shit up. Ah, you straight, baby. I do this. Look at that nigger right there with that sweater on in the door. Why don't sit your strong guy down? That's Ezekiel Elliott right there. That thing is just standing now. He ain't even laughing.

He's just moving his chair. Get your strong ass out the way? He's waiting on this bitch to stand up so he can show her that he here. Yeah, bitch. What's up now? Who you secure the guard for? You just at the door? They ain't got no seat. He just in hell.

Niggas. Hey, we in a hotel? Nope. No, this is the Time Union Center for Performing Arts. The fuck? Why they put us in the baby-ass theater? Yeah, it's like that. Because they're having some white people shit.

White people shit over there. I seen it because, boy, that shit will pat, I'll ride by. I said, but we ain't bring no white folks. I thought we did. That's a whole little world, bro. Hey, how you doing? Hey, hey, hey, Barbara. Hey, how you're doing?

Hey, how's the way? I was the guest, hey. Like, ain't none of that shit going on that bad Donald, bro. So when they come in, I'm so tired of these, bro. Don't nobody get a fuck by them kids. They don't know. They're going to fuck by the kids at Madonnell, bro. Yeah, yeah.

Nick, a car smoking in the parking lot, they got there. They ain't going to do shit, bro. There's nothing that shit going on. Can you park up here? She's a white girl going. These are you fucking about Missful, bro. Shit, lit. We had a bar mitzvah, shoddy with the gifts for.

Hey, what's Sammy? Hey, we're at a bar mitzvah. No, we're not parked yet. We still trying to find out. I think we're on the side over here. Girl, put your tits up. Hey. All right, we got to come back.

Hold on. Oh shit, this shit lit, bro. All these white people, what are they doing? We didn't see no black tour bus. Teddy, man, we had a barmenceful, bro. We ain't seen no black people, bro. We ain't seen two light-skinned, bitch. We had our barbeds for, shoddy, but they get some.

Oh, what you did. Hotel? Hey. Um, white twirl bus. Oh, we're on. There's a lot of shit going on down there. Yeah. Oh, three white people concert.

Oh, I see the Humney Hotel. Oh. Yeah, yeah Yeah A lot of gang shit going on Give me a second, bro, it's a lot of traffic out So what we do when we get to the Omni Hotel Because we're going down and bus a left

After that's what they're going on in their bitch, bro There's something in the white people out here. He said there's some concerts and they got a symphony going on the night on the night. Ooh, I bet they do thee for love this shit. Do you see us, Jet? I am on the right sound in the room. No he's not.

We behind this white dodge. Right here where everybody turning in. I don't see you though hey gang gang shit fuck around get hang quick whoa you ain't ready talk whoa what you want to do you really about whoa whoa oh born really tired and shit whoa whew whew what's up that's all I'm ain't doing up they're rapping on the goddamn on the ad-lil they ain't even rap what you really say come on

Get it, go, get it. Where are we going to? Chadrick! Chad Derek! Track Jonathan! You're welcome. Chadrick! Thanks.

Great show, guys. You with Stanford? No, I went to, uh... Actually went to school down here. Bro, that time we come out here, bro. You all got a new story about these play, bro. No. I'm gonna give a duh, we know you from Jacksonville, bro.

I ain't from Jacksonville, I just went to school down here. Oh, bro. Yeah, man. No, I wanted to... You're supposed to, bro. If you were down as a kid. I want to die as a kid. Well, you know how I...

This car got over the room. Where, bro? Keep going to scrape. And you're gonna see them, uh, some black tour buses. Hey. Hey, you did that bad dog. Nah, it ain't anything like that. Alright, break your ass.

Man. Hey, my father did too much, but he came out like he did. I hold you, bro. That nigga, he'd be tripping. You were like, bro. y'all nigga doing this side shit jeez gentleman we got too much bro shut your stupid ass all right so look you see them you see what the lights are there's a gate right there in between it i'm gonna jump out of turn it right here yeah right in between them no no keep on

you're gonna bust the right there right there told me to put some money on my phone right here yeah i'm open that gate for you all right come on all right she got it she got it she got it Yeah. I'm not gonna put no part of my fall, right? No, she gonna move wrong. You don't happen to be home in the minute, bro. That's an inch of a phone. That's an intro button.

You got it? Ah. Fuck yo, bitch. You don't get the fuck out of the way. Make sure I ain't close to me. Make sure I ain't close. I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna do. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Say, shit, what I'm gonna. Oh, a gang. Yeah.

Yeah, this night. Put some money on your phone. Say, go. I'm gonna get on my phone. I'm here. Yeah. If you had to do two months, I'll put some money on your phone.

Bro, you know what, baby? You know what? Two months, bro. You got a car, man, brus. You got there, bro. You got to do it. Slings you with that doing, bro. But I'm saying.

Too much. You got to eat that on the tip. You got to eat that one on the two months. You got a couple phone calls, dog. You got a lot of having two more. No, no, no. He would like, put one on the foot. And he like, oh.

Oh, he had the amount already. That's a little difference. My name. I already knew how much he needed for the two months. He didn't map it out already. Oh, you already end up! Take that shit on the chin, digger. Don't scrape by that shit.

Thank you. Don't do that. Don't scrap about that shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that. Oh, that phone number nine. Oh, bye.

Bye, guys. Thank you. All right. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. I got some time. I got the only time for that.

I got to get fucking fat. What's what I was? Every day I don't know. I don't know. I think I'm all white people. I was like, boy, we made. I know, but I ain't. I thought them old white folks was coming to see the 85 South shit.

I did. I did. I thought we were on perched. It got to be like some afric. Oh, man. Oh, man. Out of here. We didn't walk into the meeting.

We're going to be stars selling her on with it. Oh! Oh! I think it ain't perfect Big guys I can't take me too long That's all That's all

I'm gonna get one I'm gonna get a minute I don't get a minute I don't know I'm gonna take me too long That's all That's all that was up I thought they was coming to fuck with us too

I did too I was excited I was scared. I thought this was about to be the purge, nigga shit. So we're about to get sold today, y'all. You thought we was getting sold? Yeah, nigga, I'm ready to fight. No, I ain't nobody fucking with us. Well, y'all better watch the movies and pay attention,

but it's definitely the multi-purpose room, though, right here. This is the overflow. Man, this is straight niggas. Look at this shit, trapped the fuck out. Look, they didn't tow all the sound equipment. Look, white man back there scared of hell. They send in his seat, Mooney. He's like, no, put my meat tape in here, put my land drive in, put my meat tape in here.

This is a little at theater. They lied to us. They did. They did say they bit were like, whoa. I said, but this is a community room. For real. At a community college, that's definitely what it looked like. Look like you're about to come see a fire-ass hood Christmas play in this motherfucker. I was city council.

We are tired of these white people in our neighborhood. We got to do something about the high-class crime volume and the foot traffic is prostitution, drugs, young niggins want to cry with bananas. No reason. One crackhead that's in the city council that makes a shit.

I got something to say. I got something to say, I just want to know what's up with the police presence in the neighborhood. Why can't we police ourselves? I mean, we black people. I just want to know why they always at my auntie house. I just need to understand.

Somebody give me an answer. Hey, no, no, no. No, no, because I'm tired of them. I see him back there. Look at the back there right there waiting on me. Hey, police people. I see you back there. Hell, you on your phone, tell the baby.

That ain't the police people. That's an ambulance, no. Them are the police. Ain't y'all supposed to be in y'all car, stupid ass, motherfah? Somebody going to die fucking. Bro, they need a shit. Them the police ladies, but they freak it. How do you know they freak it?

Because she walked up to me, she said, give me your number. I'm going to take your ass to jail. Damn. And she patted me down, and she was like, why you got all this dick on you? You don't need all this dick on you. You could have left some of this dick in Atlanta.

I'd lock your ass up for possession with intent. Give me some of this dick. Then she told me she'd get off at 11 meter at the Waffle House. I don't know if she's going to bring the other one with her or what, but I'm with all that shit. Got to fuck her with the police belt on, nigga. That's how you do it. I want to fuck her with that bulletproof vest on. Just slide the titty out the side.

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You can't eat that. I always know had the police bands on. I'm never eat y'all ass, bro. I always die how I get it. I'm like, yeah, I eat your ass. I'm like, I'm not eat this bitch ass. Set up.

You can't eat the police ass. Not, bitch. I'm not giving you head at all, bitch. Uh-uh. Then work pants been on. Hey, fly, you heard with this nigga's seat? Fly, you heard with this nigga's seat? She had had the work pants all day.

You can't eat that. Who? Don't let the work pan. Uh-uh, she ain't gonna let you, she's gonna be like, y'all don't do that. I've been solving crimes all day. I like the bitch that keep it real, though. Got that little tang-tang-tang, a little taint-tang.

I ain't got a little taint-tong-tang. Three-knit, that tangle be gone. Nigger, you disgust. That first liquor pulls the doo-be strong like a shot of patron. That little first liquor, You gotta keep going, gotta be a gangster. Gotta be a gangster.

Like you swallow some medicine, nigga. Ah, ha. Gotta keep going, gotta keep on. Let that thing get wet. Take it gone, take it gone. That's why women be watching you eat the pussy. I can't believe he's doing it. He just don't know, bitch been at work all day, oh my God.

Look at all the nasty, but you been sitting down, though. So I'm thinking don't get a fuck, niggas, The niggas are eat plus in the doorway. I don't give a fuck. Take the more pants off. Oh, gong, gong. She was like, next. Little taint-tie.

That's all he's going to be thinking about. Little tic-tank-tine. That's a little taint-tang. It doesn't sound like the bridge to a song. A little taint-tie. N'n-gill eat it either way. What that is? A little tain-tie.

That back of the earring smell. What that is? Teng-tong. That shit is, what is behind the nigga is that make that shit smell like that, boy. It's called sweat and not looking at it. But I'm saying, no, boy, listen, I did all y'all motherfuckers go like this one time

and hit that motherfucker. You're a leave. You're like, bitch, I got to go to the hospital. This is bullshit. I am going bad in this motherfucker. I must have an expiration date. It's just dirty. I don't know what it is.

It's just, I don't know. I don't try all signs. I'm like, I can't really get back down. Like, what's... Ugh. You're just doing it, yeah. Look you there, we gotta go to work. Aye.

It was I. Look, they got an eye. It was eyed. They'd be really pink. They're going to call the police. Yeah, they're in here. All of them. All of the ones you're looking for.

They're laughing. Just got a little tang-tang. All of that. Tatea's there. We got a little meskin in their motherfucker. What's all of them? What a man? What's on, Miguel?

That's him. You from Jacksonville, Miguel? Hell no. What are you from? Where you from? Dallas. How'd the hair you get all we over here? You drove?

Ah, he's like, yeah, what else? The nigga, you could have flew, stupid that, boy. I'm trying to get you options. Like that, glad, dink, fuck around with here. Ah! How about this hand? What? You're always fucking with people, you know?

I love cool, bro. make them feel like we had a barbecue, we eat cool. Amen. Go with it, man. It's all right to 2019. We're already in the future. We're in the future. In 2019, January of her, man.

Still out here stressing. I just left church. Amen. Amen. Still out here stress about the same pussy. I ain't. I'm stopping. All my standards going up next year.

I'm sorry. Why are you going to wait till next year? I need to go get this shit all night. This year. It's a weird. Got two more weeks. I could hit some shit. I was like, boy, I was not supposed to hit that.

At what point did you realize you wasn't supposed to hit? The niggas can relate to this shit. I said it, because it's a different point. All niggas know, you realize it at different points. At what point did you realize you wasn't supposed to hit it? When she was put a little better die. Oh, you still did it. Hey, yeah, fuck you man.

I'm gonna put to hit that. Hit it, boom. While she walked away, I would like, oh, shouldn't it did that one. Yep, this is my ass shit. I don't give a fuck. Oh, brother hood. I don't get a fuck, fuck what y'all talk about,

Nick, my body count large, nigga. Niggins can't say, I don't get pussy, boy, you're a lie. Boy, body count all-way, but, boy. What's y'allong as highway? I think ain't got cars, nigga. Ninety-five. That's shit. What is the longest highway?

You got a car? This is me, yeah. What's y'all longest bus route? That nigga right there is enjoying himself. Salute to you, he like, shit, this shit, funny, fuck. Can you pay for it? Shit, you better laugh. Anytime a nigga pay for some shit,

they all away participate. You got to. Man, I spent all that goddamn money on them tickets, man. Fuck this shit. I'm laughing with that old shit, you know what that shit. They want to eat couch, too, shit. Nigger. They get these couching.

They couch is for sale. Still. Renner Center. These than Renner Center, center couches right here. They can offer up couches, look, this shit on off-off. They're gonna be picture of us on off-up.

Yeah, I'm sending these bitches for 65. Somebody had these bitches on Facebook. It was like, they free, come get them. With the rug. Who the fuck set the rug down? Like, yep, that's it right now. Uh-huh. That rug decent in the hell, though.

That's a good little rug to shoot some dice on. Hell yeah. Man, this that community church rug. Then get baptized on this rug right here. You're baptized. Yeah. because it's up on the hill. It's a small church to baptize back up on the end. They got a baptism

They got to lift the rug up and you get baptized. Oh my God. One time they lost the key so they had to reschedule too bad. Ladies and gentlemen, we're sorry we can't seem to find a baptismal key. Everybody was supposed to be baptized this Sunday. Just come on back next Sunday. And we'll make sure you'll get your blessings then. Just make

sure you live throughout the week and then come on back. You know, who and family invite everybody. when they get baptized. What? I gotta come back. Yeah. We ain't having no baptism pool in my... Mean evil.

Wow. Y'all tripped in the water, cross, cross your forehead. Welcome to Jesus. You're a Catholic. No, that's what they did. When I seen them start dipping motherfuckers in the pool, I was like, ooh, I ain't get to swim.

What? You ain't never got... You ain't never got the goddamn hole in your brain. Oh, good. No. No. No.

You ain't never got to go. Hell no. But you ain't no real Christian, man. They hit us with the slay. But they threw some shit. They were like, Oh, God bless you. God bless you.

Exactly. They must say want to run a water bill up at the church I was going to. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. But see, you got the, and one thing about getting baptized in the hood, you need to be first. Because, boy, if you like, hey,

that pool getting let dirty, get a little ring, you be like, man, you know what, I'm gonna put my feet in above. Hey man, you're doing here. Nah! Niggins, like, bring the dish and turn. I need bubbles.

I need bubbles. Yeah, you neck, shit. You gotta let their water out, Nick. Y'all is stupid. Look like somebody got their feet done in that bitch. Ew. That's why the black shirt, that way, you know, they got a limit. They're like, it's fire limit, because they know after that five.

They're like, star shit in that ballpark. I'm telling them, but that ring might come around. Ooh. They're like, yeah, we reached our limit. this Sunday, but next Sunday, we can try to fit her in. You stupid, bro. That's real, though. Some people don't get no fuck, bro. Church is hilarious.

I love going to church, especially when I'm an old lady catch the holy ghost. The one that be coming down with the Wauke. And all of a sudden, soon they care the whole of the goals, they got-down, like I am. She'll be over there by the goddamn drums. I'm going to wear, help! Amen. The holy goal is gone. She don't lost her energy.

This niggins said, help. Help me. Help me. My need. I need somebody come back and pick me up. Amen. You remember thinking about that? At what point in your life do your voice get old?

That's a good. Like, you just be at the gulf. Like, man, we was on the business then last night we can't. Oh, oh, man. What the hell? What did it happen to me? What the fuck? Bills, my nigga.

No, because I- When you realize you got bills, you'd be like, another bill. Oh. Another bill? God damn, another bill. Another bill. Yeah.

Well, we got another bill in this mouthful. Yeah, damn, man. Now, man, we were, shit, man. I'm trying to pay all these motherfuckers, But shit that drip too hard, man. And every time a nigga talk like that, you already know what time on the mind. But what's up to me?

Oh, man, you know what? You know what? It's been tired, man. They got me, yeah. I wasn't one of that. Like, do that shit, they creep up. It's probably an obscure age, like 46 or shit like that. You just wake up.

You just wake up. Boys just get tired. Ah. What the fuck? Oh, man, God damn, man. I didn't fuck around and lost my shit, man. God damn, man. You go.

Hello, hey, hey, digger, it's me. What the name's here on the goddamn phone? Nicky, it's me. My shit didn't switch, man. God damn. I got to go buy some hard bottoms now. Leather, jackets, and go see Frankie Beverly Maze. I ain't goddamn, got old.

They ain't going to be around no more. I'm going to be the old niggins and shit like, yeah, man, we've been going to our hands, grab me, potty, joy, man, Gucci is supposed to be there. Yeah. How old I am. I'm gonna be the youngest old nigga alive. Nigger, I'm gonna be the youngest old nigga alive. I don't give my fuck.

I'm 89, nigga, I'm in the party like this. Yeah, okay. Believe that shit if you want to. What's your knees start hurting? You ain't doing none of that shit no more. Niggia, you ain't going to... Don't give me a scooter. I'm the wrong nigga to get a scooter.

The shit, because you ain't even going to be 39 doing that shit. Nigger, you be in the club at 39. Like, look at these goofy head, nigga. you be in the club at 39 like this. That boy, miserable. Oh, no, he on that dope. Shit. That nigga just need a nap.

The older you get, the better sleep is. Nigger, I cut all you motherfuckers off for a 15-minute nap right now. I could go backstage and take a 15-minute nap and come back and have eight hours of energy. I don't know how God. Naps is this shit, bro. This is the crowd that I fuck with, because they had to take a nap earlier just to come to this shit.

Hell yeah. They were like, shit, what time that bitch started? Let me lay down right quick. You still going to the show? Depends on what time I wake up. Right. If I wake up, I'm going to go. But if I don't wake up, guess who ain't going to be mad?

My grown man, some time. They're going to work all day. My feet hurt. All the empty seats are motherfuckers who didn't wake up from their nap. That's what the empty ceases is. They're going to wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning and not know what there it is. Oh, shit. Yep, they missed the show with your old ass, stupid-ass.

This is how you know you didn't got grown. You ever cut a motherfucker off for calling you doing a nap? Oh, my God. Somebody who you know don't want... What the fuck, man? This bitch don't never call, man. Let me block this motherfucker.

You know what the fuck get nap up? Get this last eight minutes of sleep before this alarm go off again. When you be in one of them goofy-ass group text, nigger, and they get the text and why you're taking a nap, blingadoo, blugadoo, blugadoo, blugoo. Y'all just, don't want to be bothered.

That's what we're telling you. That's what that sound like. Y'all don't know friends. Well, shit. You're on, you're blocking, nigga, because they call it you. You're blocking niggins because he'll take naps? Yeah, but I'm 26, man. I ain't reached that moment.

You take naps every now and that. Oh, they part these days. And that's a bit of them. That shit gets me stuck. Now, obviously, it's Chuck Win the State Championship. I'm saying he was tougher to beat the same team twice. That's the assignment. What must this team do to get the victory of the time?

But, face it more ways. Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing, like, dude, we got 10. No, I take nap, nigga. I'm proud. I don't sleep. Nick, I'm like a robot, nigga. I'm talking to the niggins. I'm good.

I'm talking to the niggas who 30, 35 end up. They old old. No, they're old. Look at motherfucking, like, wait a fucking minutes, that ain't old. That shit taking your energy away. Every time you smoke, that damn. J.B. Would you light a... Niggie, that ain't old.

We just been doing this shit. Some cigarette killing these, all that sleep you miss when you're young, nigga, catch up with your ass. You be trying to make up for it, I'm gonna fuck all day, I'm young, bitch. Especially all y'all. That's what you're supposed to do when you're young.

Fuck all day. Not all day, but... All for a niggas. I ain't say long all day. It might be a minute and a half. All day. I can do that all day. Nine times.

Minute and a half. A minute and a half. Man and a half, 80 pumps, all day. 80 times 9, bitch. That's how many pumps I gave. That nigga just gave me 1,600 pumps the other day, dude. I go off the pumps. Fuck the time.

No, that ain't going to work. Talking about 20 minutes. Bish, fuck out that 20-minute, nigga. You 800 pumps in 20 minutes, bitch. Nine times a minute and a half, I gave you 1,600 pumps, man. That's what I salute all y'all. All y'all motherfuckers. They got real jobs and go to lunch, then come back to work.

That's me. In the way in the world, I could have did it. That's me. nigga, if I tried to take a lunch and then come back and work another four and a half five hours, I ain't gonna make it. I gotta take a nap after I eat, nigga, fuck that. I'd be in my cubble, just like, look

man, I'm gonna send them emails, give me about 45, 35, 45. Oh yeah, you gonna get five. Yep, that's why I can't have a regular job, because fuck that, man. I can't have a job either, because they want you to come to that bitch every day. No matter what. Every day, rain and sleet of snow. Same time. Bring your bitch ass in

and clock in, motherfucker. Then you got to listen to a nigga nine times out you know you'll whoop their ass in the streets, but they'd be talking to you. What's the problem, Shanique? Well, I mean, I mean, what's going on? What's good, but I mean, you got a car, don't you? I mean, I mean, Jesus Christ, man.

You're supposed to be here 45 minutes ago, baby, one more time. I mean, I ain't gonna write you up this time, because I'm nice, but one more time, you're late, baby. I'm gonna have to write you on up, man. Go ahead, clock in. Some time, you got your bitch-ass name. Take it to the bathroom, man. Just tell them, man.

Hey, look them in the bathroom. Hey, look them in the bathroom. Soon they come in the bathroom. He ain't gonna keep talking me like I'm a whole ass lick. I beat your motherfucking ass. You need this job and I need this job. Now I beat your bitch ass every day. We good.

No, you get that right white man. You still go to that white man. Be like, you're gonna do what, D.C.? Oh, you're gonna beat my ass. Oh, okay. Well, try it then, bud. Come on. Why, you don't shut the fuck up?

Hey, hey, hey, D.C. First of all, take your hood off when you talk to me, Goon, man. All right? I don't like the way you're talking. You're talking to me. Wow. See, that ain't how that goes.

You choke little Gerald up in them little styles in there. But you're gonna watch your little stupid-ass. Who you talk to? Well, I'm seems to be talking to a guy who can't seem to get to work on time. That's what I'm talking to, all right? But your brother's ain't stupid-ass. Yeah, okay, I'll take that. You'll take that.

You ain't got no come back. Hey, hey, asshole, your bank account's gonna stink after I let you go, all right? Get here on time. All right? Get her on time, D.C. Bro, fuck with you, Chad. You find in hell. Got to play that shit all. You find that hell. Yeah, ha-ha, very funny. But you know what's not funny?

I got a line of people on All-Nine who need to get checked out, all right? And you were supposed to be here at Open, all right? You were supposed to be here at Open, all right? Chad, I called a flat, Chad. What do you want me to do? I don't care anything about a... Listen, all right? Hey, man, amen.

What do you want me to do, fly, and listen. No, could Chad be acting like he'll go through real like shit? See, did what I'd be talking about when you ain't here, supervisor. The nigga be acting like, he big bones. He big bones. See, they ain't talked to a nigger. I don't told that nigga.

I need this job. Take a walk with me. Listen, though. Look, I want to tell you because I'm looking at me. You dig what I'm saying. Because you're my nigger. You're the reason why I got this job. And I don't want to make you look bad.

You feel me? We be boss. You dig what I'm saying. I'm trying to live my life. You feel me? Fuck a nigga like him. Be trying to hate him. Look at him.

You see what I'm saying. So look, though. I'm going to cool out because you my nigga. But look, you got to cool out. Listen, relax. Let's relax. You know what's in my car? speak to him. You know what's it? Look, it's on me.

Hey, I know. It's on me? I know. Yeah. I know. Fire his black ass right now. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Brad, Brad, look, man. Let him the fuck go. If he can't respect people when he comes here, he wants to come to work late, smelling like weed and shit, and calling everybody bitch-ass niggers, let him go.

That's what I'm saying. Fucking let him go. And that's the district manager. I'm going to, excuse me. Hey, D.C., hey, hey, how are you? He ain't got to you, bro. I already know, bro. You know?

Well, listen, listen, listen. You're a good guy, all right? You're a good guy. I like your whole thing. Fuck you mean, I like it. I like it. I like it. Very funny.

Bring that ass here. That's what I wanted you to do. Bring your ass here to work, all right? And you couldn't seem to figure it out. So me and Brad, we had a discussion and we, it was tough, it was tough, I'm not gonna lie, it was tough, he wanted you to stay. The group is his, he wanted you to stay. The group is his, but I, as a district manager of Bedbath and Beyond, I'm gonna have to let you go. We're gonna have to let you go, DC.

It's not personal, bro. You want to let me go. Yes, we're gonna have to let you go. Ah, shah, don't need anything out of here. They let a real nigga go. That's how y'all gonna do? Take your vest off, DC. D.C. Take my vest out now, man, y'all ain't getting shit back, fuck, niggas. Fuck you talking about who the fuck be putting these stupid ass in this thing.

Security, security, come about you, fuck. Bring your bitch-ass on, security. Security. Come on. Security. Come on. Security. Security. Security. Now, now you, you made me called Big Rashid up on stage. Oh, boy, you don't get your flex, Washington looking at, fuck road. Get him out of here, Big Rashid. Boy, your ass look like the white howl, ugly, man, boy. With the mannequin's shoulder, stupid ass, boy. Yeah, that's right. That's Big Rashid there.

Big Rashid. Hey, man. We got a problem. That's how they let your head go. Need to fire his hand with them uncontrollable arms. I leave that niggas low, man. Hey, he go in the pocket. Hold on. Man, give me the shit out your pocket, man.

Oh, my God. Niggins said he got uncontrollable arm. That why the nigga had to wait to grab me, then he was like, Dude. He can't fuck with this, man. Oh, shit. That nigga dropped me. I was like, this nigga, he's tripping, man.

Told you, well, that's crying. They know it's crows. High walk, bro. Oh, stretch your arms strong. Oh, man. What you do for 11, OG? Nothing. He's got security all day?

All day, you aren't everyday, like Monday, dude? Arms like that, he tells niggas, hold up, like, hold up, wait a second. Shit, he can't do that, he'd be like, hold up. That ain't stop, nigg, let me tell you something. Look, I got you. I got you, now don't move. Hey, man, hey.

Y'all wake all the bag up. He got me. God damn it, he don't do it. Stupid-ass on. It's like he walked in. Hey, hey, what y'all gonna do with them arms, man? No, brother, them arms ain't gonna fit you, bro. They ain't gonna work. No, stay too short.

No, they're the right length. They just, they don't fit your body. They ain't gonna work on your cell. You got them strong-ass shoulder. Them loose arm. You need can't go in their pocket, I'm telling you now. We'll fucking take them then if you want them, bro. Who you're talking to?

Shit, I'm talking to you. Keep talking to, shit. Who you're talking to? Nick, I'm talking to you. That shit. That shit hurt right there, boy. He can't have no aggressive bitch running up on him. Like, get thrown out of the bullshit, now.

Oh, leave that nigga alone, man. No, he said I almost drop me. drop me. They can pick me up y'all. I think I was through me in the crowd, I'm telling you. That way he spurt me around. Oh, shit.

They got security all every day. Well, you got to be in that position every day, bro. You got to be small like that, every day. Monday through Sunday? He don't be in the same building all the time. He just security all the buildings. He secured it all around

Jacksonville. What? Sometimes the nigger be outside. by the barricade can't come through him. Oh, you nationwide. Yeah, he all over the place. Barmills, too. You do everything? All right.

He will. You a deacon at the church? Who the fuck said, yeah. You know this thing? That lady, you know that? He's a deacon at your church, for real. That nigga at the front, Greek and everybody. Good morning. Good morning.

Woken. That nigga, be a hell of an usher with their moms. All, y'all come on this way, right here. Y'all leave this nigger. Here's your seat. I ain't never seen no shit like y'all just rostin'ning arm niggin'r round here getting the goose lick I said I said nitty round here

getting the googlet and I just might get my n'rown So we went red hats for this shit? Hey, bro, you came with that real awkward love, like, Yeah, my son said it, and you better like to say that man, Hey, y'allie, man. He told her, yeah, I'm standing firm, but what the fuck I just said? Nick Brown, yeah.

Hey, more, y'all say that one, y'all's gonna'all stop. I can't bite it by eatly. Hey, man. I know when bitch is me trying me on that shit, bro. Can they be trying to eat. up all the dicks like it's a pussy you feel that we don't pause wait time I when you said the joke what you ain't said but one time you said the bitch was

licking your nuts like she eating push oh my god I didn't lick in my left like she ain't pus the man hey who I don't do that don't do that to that little part matter fact get up don't stop don't do that right now the nuts that is a secret place that ain't because I ain't know we had a little time right there you feel it It's like a little, what you call it, the rooster neck? I call the rooster neck. We got a rooster neck right now. It's a little roosternet.

I didn't even know we had that, he did. She got that, man, look. I'm like, I don't do that. No, I'm like, don't do that. I don't know. He can get us, shacking on. She is. I thought she's going to wood it, so we already get the reason.

No, I am. Hey, look, I had that one dress and she told my son. Don't freak you out. I'm like. I'm like, dude. Time back. I'm gonna freak you out. I said, but on the freaking out, in my mind, it's playing boot holes on.

You feel? Like, that's a do-do. You feel? I'm a freak, but I ain't no freak freak. You feel. A freak I ain't master. Man, she died down there, she's sick me up, right? She'd get paid there, she started playing with my ball.

Then she started playing with my ball. To go back, then she kind of ease up. I'm gonna be easing up on. You feel, right? Sexing up. Like, you ain't got to ease up. You feel. She easing up.

She goes, she like, she, like, she lit her balls up with her mouth like, to put it on the nose. And after she put it on the nose, she's getting there. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, get up, let's get up. Cold tear, cold red, on the door.

Ah, Mr. Sam's put the chairs on the door, because she's dripping. Bidson's trying to lick the shit. Hey, it's gonna like that shit. That's like, oh, wait a minute. I'm not trying to discover myself that much yet. Bitch, stop. The boy scabbing those spooking balls

on the load without a hand. She was like, that's nothing. That she was testing the water. It was like, I ain't even know my ball that long of her. You do that. I said, oh, shit, there's been a nose of shit. She got that.

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