The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Looking For A Woman Who Listens w/Emmanuel Hudson Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 236
Episode Date: May 15, 2020https://85apparelco.com/ On this hilarious episode Emmanuel Hudson pulls up and breaks down what happens behind the scenes at Wild N Out (and how Karlous dont give af) and clears up the beef with Spok...en Reasons. Karlous Miller and Chico Bean hold it down in the quarantine and educate Eman about how to take care of a woman wit kids and they break down the latest news with Travis Scott, Dj Khaled and catch up with Michael Jordan and #thelastdance. Emmanuel Hudson tries to find lady on the show and we find out what type of ladies he likes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right.
Jay, oh, this is too song.
This too sexy right now.
It's too sexy.
We're going to put that on the R&B mixtape.
All right, Joe, we're officially starting to pre-show.
Everybody's standing down for the pre-show.
In five, four, three, three.
Two, one, it's the 85 South show pre-show, and that's the show that come on before the show
even start. That'd be my favorite part, could that part be so hard.
Chico Bean in the building, oh my God, you didn't pull up, you know the 85 South got something
rolled up. You're pulling up in the yard, we're getting some feedback. That's why this
the pre-show, because we don't need that. We work in out the books showing love till our folks
Trying to holler at some hoes, but I hope that they ain't broke.
See, you thought that I was going to say something about some thoughts,
but I say that a lot.
I ain't saying that no more.
Because they already know that it's the 85 sound show.
If I get the girl shit, I got to get the mouth, bro.
What's it all about, bro?
You know, I'm doing news.
That's why I be reading everything about what the people do.
Woo, kick it off, kick it off.
That's how you do it.
The 85 South Show, we speaking so fluid.
You know, Jay Owen, bout to make us dance, and ain't a nigga on the show.
Got no goddamn ass, but we straight.
Ain't nobody in this bitch sick.
Ain't nobody coughing the sneezing of none of that shit.
This the 85 South Show pre-show.
We about to go, my nigger Joe, he hit the blow like, whoa.
Now he ready to film.
You say it's going down, baby, and I know that it is.
Okay, low, what you're going to talk about this week?
Because I didn't came down.
my motherfucking main town.
Let's get it in.
Well, let me look at the page just to see how it.
Look, the first thing that is safe
is fit to sink out a book.
It's a self-help guy.
It's called hustle harder.
Hustle smarter.
And in the book, he's talking about his daughter.
No, he's not.
He's talking about Oprah.
Once again, he said, if we can't be friends,
let's be enemies then.
I said, enemies were Oprah, yeah, he gains her for real.
She got plugs everywhere.
You know she riches a bill.
It says DJ Callie.
E.J. Kelly's gets ambushed by a bad bitch,
oh, she had a big bush.
He said, hold on, baby girl.
That's complaint.
He looked and kind of shot like, I'm a family man.
He said, a family man, you know that dead's fucked up.
She was twerking on alive when he ain't got no head cut,
that shit crazy.
Just because he is rich, I mean, I guess you can't trust
no big booty chips.
It says, Dogg the Birmingham Hunter,
tired of being by itself.
He engaged 10 months after his ex-wife death.
Damn.
Hey, that's kind of fast.
I guess the lady that he, like, got ass.
Oh, a whole lot.
A whole lot.
What happened to his ex-wife?
Did she get shot?
Mm-hmm.
But she tried.
She got sick and somehow she died.
Well, rest in peace, we wish you the best.
But your ex-husband bought a new bitch your wife dress.
He did that.
He did.
I don't fuck with dogs about it, honey.
Yeah, that they got racist.
Yeah, there's a lot of, it's a lot of, it's a lot of,
remember him and Hulk Hogan got caught at the same time.
Saying nigger.
That really broke my heart when Hogan got caught saying nigger.
He didn't break in mind.
I knew Hulk Hogan was saying nigger.
He was saying brother too much.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I always thought the brother, I thought he was like fucking with us
because he, you know what brother the whole time, he meant nigger.
See, you might have been a little too young.
See, he was trying, see, he was like,
Soul brother.
You know, like, back like late 7th, early 80s.
Right.
You know, they called the niggins the soul brother.
So he just kind of picked up the tag.
I knew he was, I knew he was with that shit.
Oh, man, you're smart.
I mean, I knew he was raised because he kept trying to fight Zeus.
You remember when Debo was right there.
Yeah, yeah.
That's that no-ho's bar right there.
Yeah, Debo was a whole wrestler.
Mm-hmm.
Bro, a lot of shit been going on in Atlanta, though, bro.
Man, I know.
It's my fucking back open, bro.
You're a fucking wide open.
Man, I'm surprised, but when I go.
Right down here, it was wide open.
I'm talking about everybody outside.
I said, well, the pandemic must be over in Atlanta
because these niggas said, fuck it.
I'm back outside.
Now, I saw a picture of some niggins that greenbra at line.
They say to get some Jordan.
I don't know.
But then I was like, that could just be internet cap.
But then I thought to myself, what other reason would the nigger have standing in line?
At the mall.
Yeah, it's always been that for Jordan.
That's the only time niggas standing line at the mall is to get Jordans.
Now Yeezysys then fell into the play.
But for the most part.
I ain't really seen no Yeasie line.
Yeah, I just seen a couple of easy lines.
You know what I mean?
But Jordan lines is legendary.
Jordan's been having lines since 84.
And you got to salute Jordan.
We both got our Js on right here.
Let's say that because we'll get to that in just a minute.
Oh, yeah, we're just going through some shit right now.
Oh, yeah, we're just going through the Friday Belt.
My bad, Mike.
My bad Mike.
We've got a whole bunch of shit to talk about that one.
I'm sorry, I just tried to throw you in the pre-show, nigga.
You're the main show, my fault.
Yeah, man.
You know we got that.
It's a tribute.
You didn't fuck the tribute up.
Yeah, my fault.
It's all good.
Family feud airs in Africa
Man Steve Harvey getting so much god damn money
Right
But the one thing about Steve
I don't think he's about to get no bunch of new fans
Now he's just about to have a bunch of haters in Africa
That's a good point
I don't know this Steve Harvey man
But he told my girl
He said think like a man
Ag like a lady
I tell my lady think like a lady
Think like a lady act like a man
Right. Do you think they're going to change the questions for the African family feud?
No, no.
Do you think it's going to be the same question?
We've asked 400 Africans.
It's not the African version.
It's just the show isn't.
Oh, it's just the show and oh, but that's, oh, nah.
You see what I'm saying?
Steve, no, no.
This nigga tell my guess.
To think like a man.
To think like a man.
Hey, man, take it from your young homies.
If you want to really change the game, change the questions.
Go over it.
And ask him some African shit.
We've asked 450 Africans, what are three things you love more than your goats?
That what is nothing.
Let's see nothing on the board.
That's the number one answer.
We're going to play, Steve.
We are going to play.
Yes.
We are going to play.
We are going to play.
We are going to play.
Okay.
We have asked four.
What do you do for a living?
I do not do anything for a living, my wife.
I am here.
For a living.
For a living.
I've watched my whole life to be here.
Look at the Africa's going to be bad.
It's fuck them, niggas.
Hey how we live, bitch.
We got cars and shit over there.
Niggas living in a lavish.
That's a crazy fool making it lavish.
African niggas over there watching this shit like these motherfuckers have no clue how we are left.
No clue. Fuck these guys.
There's no.
You don't even have a mask guard.
We will send some to your country.
You know the best thing about this, though?
Diamond studded mask.
The best thing about this whole little talk we haven't.
We just threw in about eight different African accents.
None of them were consistent.
Nope.
So for whatever part that we even sounded like, shut out to them.
Oh, and I gotta give a shout out.
We're speaking in for Africa.
I gotta give us, rest in peace to the brother
that just passed away in Africa
that had 47 wives and 156 children.
No, that thing had like 241.
No, he had 156.
281 was a miscalculation.
He had 156 children and 47 wives.
Listen, man, you the coldest nigger ever.
47?
See, a lot of people don't understand.
understand that in other countries you can have as many wives as you can afford.
That's right.
As many as you can afford.
So that means Slim could afford 47 wives.
Hell yeah.
And they don't tell you what kind of wives they were.
All of them weren't quality.
It don't matter.
Because it don't say what level of afford mean.
A Ford mean afford.
So that means if all he could afford was two goats and a motherfucker and a piece of land.
He gave it to 47.
47 motherfuckers.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaking of being able to afford shit, this nigger here.
This nigga Travis Scott
Speaking of Travis, he just has his 20th birthday
Happy birthday, Travis.
That's why I'm saying, speaking of it before,
Allegedly this nigga bought a $3 million
Bougatty.
Three million dollar Bugatti?
Terrible investment.
Yeah, buddy.
You can't even dry that.
I hit a pie hole and I'm pulling over
and cussing the street out.
Digger.
Ain't no way.
Fuck you, pavement, nigga.
This bitch calls $3 million.
My girl a billionaire.
Man, my girl is a billion.
My shit would probably be.
But now, I don't want her to have that much power
over it.
be able to take some three million dollars shit back she's not gonna take it back she'll break
up with you and then know you take it what you gonna do leaving your bugatti fucking right i am
white girls don't take shit back what are you are you gonna be able to act like these
motherfuckers you used to this is gonna be a different experience are you going to be able to maintain
the bugatti if she leave if you leave she gonna make sure is we'll just call me if the car
needs anything
White women love you till you did.
You don't watch movies.
Yeah, I do watch movies, but I watch a lot more snaps than I do movies.
You've been used to just too much abuse.
Yeah, I've been watching Snap.
They love you till you did, but they make sure you did.
They'll do that to you too.
You know how they come on.
July 17, 1993, a stormy day.
In Madison, Wisconsin.
Shell under was on her way to work as usual,
what they didn't know is her husband lied dead for three days in the garage this is snapped then
they go to her interview or in jail well i mean he was abusing me and i just did what i had to do
i'm like that's what i was just about to say ain't no way in the world nigg black women ain't
killing their man fuck hell no hell no man no not not her she get on me god but i'll get her new
nigger to kill him like she if she made another nigger who is street nigg she'll have him do it
Nah, did she have him do it until it starred?
That she could, stop y'all, stop this shit!
I know!
No, she don't want nobody to hurt this.
She just wants you to be scared, that's all.
She ain't gonna care you, though.
Ain't nowhere in the world.
I never understood that.
What?
Like, hood chicks and break up with you and be mad.
Like, you broke up with me.
What did you want to argue for?
Yeah, because I should be the source of your happiness,
nigga, don't be smiling after I broke up with you.
Your whole life should be fucked up,
nigga, write some baby face songs or something.
Ain't no way in the world.
You should be walking around.
don't happen. You gonna go to work after I broke up with you, nigga? That mean you're still
functioning. I think the dumbest shit that's ever happened to me in my years on earth. A bitch
quit fucking with me until I started fucking with somebody else. Oh, that's normal. You didn't
want me. I'm supposed to be by myself? No, I didn't want you with me, but you with another
motherfucker. That's stupid. That bitch likes something about you. So I want to know what she'd like
about you and I need you to be able to. All the shit that this month, all the shit that you
Nah, nigga, you must be doing something different.
You must have rolled out a half an inch of dick for this bitch or something.
Something ain't right.
I got to know.
That's how they feel.
Strange.
Well, you know, that's life, though.
That's life.
You know what else is like?
What?
This shit.
Nigger, you didn't turn it to a civil rights activist on me.
You up in here looking like goddamn Maynard Jackson.
You needed
Sir
What is going on?
I got the Tiger Woods
That's what's going on
Listen, this is the thing no, Loz
Like I'm not cutting this shit
To this shit over with man
To the quarantine
The George Jefferson?
The George Jefferson
I ain't fully got the George Jefferson
Yeah, I see you
But you did come on
The Quarantine Headline Highline
And we turned it up
But I'm not cutting it
Because you fuck it for what
Fuck it!
Fuck it! I don't care you right
Nick Maynard Jackson
Chico Maynard Jackson
Fuck it
Fuck it
I don't get it
You're not to get no new bitches in the quarantine anyway.
Nope.
And even if I do, this is what it really is.
Right.
If you can't appreciate me at my Maynard Jackson,
you don't deserve me at my Chico Bean.
Damn.
I feel like you older than me today.
I look like I am right here.
I'll tell you that much.
This shit crazy, man.
How are you liking it?
I mean, it feels good to know I can still grow hair,
but just not the important places, but I still grow it.
Oh, that's the worst fucking part about being bald.
All your hair ain't gone.
Nope.
Nicky, your side as healthy as a motherfucker.
I'm side, niggas.
Like you said, what's the pose, bro?
You just come and goddamn hide your shit like this, and it worked.
But, you know, I just...
The crazy part is, just about you doing that and taking it off on this shirt, this show.
You're about to get some old pussy.
I mean, it is what it is, because I don't got no physical insecurities, Lowe.
Like, I love the way I look, no matter how I look.
But, you know, it's just the really for me to just show motherfuckers that no matter what you got going on, man,
embrace what you really are.
Because once this shit, go to whatever is going to go.
to you're gonna be able to put the glist and glamour back on yourself you're you're gonna
hear with your thighs out oh niggid i had i had to wear the w sss u to you know rest in peace
homecoming because it ain't gonna be one for nobody this year okay that shit over with all right
homecoming is done so i'm just rest in peace the homecomings all the hbcc u
i got to throw some of you hate on me yeah i know you love me niggins j cole says some of the
coldest shit what he said i don't give a fucking niggas hate on me nigga just know that you
hating on that nigger, nigger.
Changed my whole perspective.
Yep.
Put it in perspective for you.
He ain't even said like that.
He said something like that, though.
It was something to that effect, man.
Hey, welcome back to the 85 South Show.
What's happening, bitch?
What's happening, bitch?
What's happening?
You already know what it is.
It's the motherfucking man, Carlos Miller.
I'm in here with my nigger, Chico, motherfucking,
We in the house, baby.
What you go at?
What you go at doing the quarantine trap episodes, bitch?
Yeah, I'm at the house.
See, a lot of people don't understand.
I don't live in Atlanta.
Right.
So, you know what you expect, motherfuck, because I'm not here.
They always act like we're coming to record this show in spite of.
Right, exactly.
I don't live here.
Like, look what you could have been on.
Exactly.
The fuck out of here.
The niggas not supposed to do nothing because I'm not here.
When I'm here, I'm not, we got to work, but it's a team effort.
It's been like this.
The first day.
Exactly. This is what I was calling in on the phone. You should have known if you're a real 85 social fan,
do you know I've been calling in on the phone from the first episode when they was, you know,
we've been doing this, man. Like, this ain't nothing new, man. We got the structure already down.
We're just putting it forth. Now we've got to make some adjustments because they didn't shut the world down
and we can't come physically see our people no more like that. But we salute to everybody who's been
hollering at us telling us they miss us and they've been watching us through the quarantine and we've been
getting them through the quarantine. We miss y'all too.
That's the first thing I want to ask you, love.
Okay, bet.
What you miss about the road the most?
Man, that's what me and Fly was talking about.
I miss the people.
The people is what make the shows dope.
You know what I'm saying?
I miss all of that.
I miss seeing the people out there laughing,
having a good time with their shit on that they made.
I miss, you know, just the run of the entertainer life,
just doing different shit every day.
Right, you know what I miss that too.
You have a show, and then you'll do some other shit.
And then you come through 85 South, and then you go to audition.
You know what I mean?
I miss the hustle.
Right, the hustle.
The grind of the act.
I don't miss the actual traveling part, but I do miss the grind.
I miss the traveling part.
I don't know.
I actually miss the travel.
You know, because that's my shit.
You know what I mean?
I like to drive.
And, you know, I miss them, them three, four hours road trips.
You know what I mean?
We're chopping up game in the car.
You know how much game we didn't built up in them rise.
You know what I mean?
You build up so much just understanding of just the life that you living when you're able to
go through it with your partners, man, and just us not being able to actually get out and see the people, man.
That's the part I miss, you know, the actual travel of it.
And the crazy part is we was talking a couple days ago, just how different shit going to be now.
Because think about how many hands we didn't ship in the past year and a half.
Strangers, we didn't hugged.
I'm talking about depth.
I'm talking about over at least 150 hands a show at the least.
So now that a cough and the sneeze is the most criminal thing.
them is the new bullets now so how do you how do we get back into doing what we didn't
built up doing like how do you adjust to that like that's the problem I miss seeing women
with sun dresses on fat ass boot oh my god I ain't seen no ass all year bro oh my god I'm
talking about just a strange lady just walk back with a fat bootie a surprise fat
booty and when you ain't know was coming right oh no shit one of them man I'm
talking about the ass so fat you speak to her hey how you doing excuse me ma'am
Hey, babe, just want to let you know, hey, excuse me, ma'am.
You're looking lovely in that dress.
Man, that's the crazy thing.
Like, a motherfucker's fine enough walk past you.
You would help her with whatever she got going on.
Just the...
Nigger.
Oh, that's what we got.
You can go here.
Whenever outside open back up, ladies, I don't care what time of year it is.
I wonder if the ladies with the fat ass is sitting at home, like, I miss niggas looking at this ass.
Right.
It's got to be one.
But they're putting them on the Instagram.
know but it ain't the same it ain't the same it ain't the same as seeing that
morpher the way gravity hit that motherfucker when they walk
just think like when shit do over back up women gonna be out trying to ignore
niggas but they had a random compliment and so long hey how you doing me lay got a fat
ass booting right you think them women ain't sitting at home getting as horny as
niggas is they're gonna be our clit on hard like a motherfucker like ah niggie they're
gonna want i'm telling vibrated her whole clit off
Pussy just smooth right now.
Yeah.
That damn Amazon is so out of tissue, but they still selling dildos.
You ain't telling me that motherfucking Amazon got more dildoze than motherfucking essential items up there.
Yeah, probably so.
They ain't ran out of dildoes during this whole quarantine.
But you gotta think people been buying tissue for years, they probably had a backstock of dildos that they just been waiting to get rid of.
So now that motherfuckers booming.
So they're like, man, we got to go hit the, get in the closet.
We got something from the 80s back then we didn't run.
Like, because everybody at the house.
But I was just, our deal doodles made out of recycled plastics.
That could be a, that could be.
Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's, that's, it's, that's, it's, it's, you get to get, you get, get the SDD from the game.
Dildo's, like, it'll be too many lawsuits.
Bid just to catch it, you get the STD from the game.
that damn ocean that you got ocean water pose to be good for the pussy oh for real
salt in it oh okay there you go oh damn a hood gynecologist shit right there boy hey my love for the
pussy is so deep how deep is your love for the pussy man whatever pussy it pussy called me the night
answer that bro i just need you to ride with me somewhere no question you gonna take that ride
I'm riding.
That's the hard part about getting stuck in the house.
Because the thing, anytime you fuck with you getting some pussy,
you're putting your life on the lane anyway.
Yep.
I take that ride with pussy.
We might be going to put in some work.
We might not come back.
But there ain't nothing like riding with some pussy, though.
Just looking over there and sit there.
Just like, yeah.
You know the best, before you even get some pussy,
you remember, like, actually, like, driving back,
knowing you're going to get some pussy in the car.
Come on, man.
And you ain't never fuck before?
New pussy.
And you know you about to?
New pussy.
Whoa, the excitement.
That shit like going to the amusement park.
Like, ooh, I'm about to get on the goddamn drop zone.
And, oh, man.
See, that's the shit I messed about outside.
Some of the best pussy I think you'll ever get is some of that.
My home girl want to give you some pussy.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Yeah.
We get a lot of that.
We get, like, we get women that come up.
I get women that come up to me and my DMs all the time.
like tell collo's i said why they don't tell me they just tell you i know and then bids
tell you they're like we don't listen tell us a game it's a game see they just they're gonna
tell you they tell me they want to get you the pussy then they tell you they want to get me to
pussy and then don't get nothing none of us the pussy right it might be a game it's a elimination
this is on zoom laughing at us right somebody gonna hear that room
because where you was like we get a lot of that now they're gonna think we get a lot of that now they're gonna think we get a
lot of pussy. No. We get a lot of pussy offers, but then, you know, it's the clothes and the
deal is different. I'm tired of, I'm tired of goddamn being, uh, fucking persecuted for the
pussy offers that I get. Right. I just get a lot of office. I don't get a lot of pussy. I don't get
a lot of pussy for. Just the office. You mad at me because somebody else wanted to get me some
pussy before you did? You should have spoke up. Right. For real. And then the thing is,
that's the only thing you get. It would be impossible for me to get all the pussy's
that somebody wanted to give me.
So that's why being considered is just enough.
And you have to get to a point in your life as a man
just to be happy with that.
Because when I was a young nigga,
that would have never been enough.
Right.
That would never be, that would never suffice.
20-year-old Carlos Mill.
Well, at least I thought about it.
Bish fuck you, blah, blah, blah.
Right.
As a grown man, thank you, baby.
You know what?
Just for you to even consider me.
It's a blessing and an honor.
And I appreciate the consideration.
And you know what, that's right.
Getting off of pussy should be looked at with the same prestige as getting considered for the, like, a police prize.
It's really like being accepted to a college.
Right.
Or what's that, that Martin Luther, the Nobel Peace Prize.
It should be just as prestigious.
Like, it's a lot to come with that.
If you, if a woman see you and the work you put in.
What if the city just, like, you know how they come through and do yard of the month?
What if they did like a nigger of the week or something?
Like, just pick a random man in the city.
It just at work, he's smiling and shit.
Post the article who is this thing
Nobody really but a lot of women
Want to give him some pussy and we're glad that we live in our community and do it like an interview style
You know I mean why do you want to give this niggins and but well every morning I wake up I just see him out there cutting grass
Have you seen in his yard? His grass just got them lines in it and my grass ain't never got no lines and I just said
If I just had a man to cut some lines in my grass
I give him some pussy then you go to the next lady well
He always let me go in front of him at the grocery
store every time we're in there and I just want to give them some pussy. That right
there is that you know what you write loads we need to start that series and
take it to oxygen that would be dope well for real I don't think they'll let us
say pussy but hey we can say box something you know I mean prize whatever you
want to call it got damn that's the one thing though I'll be having a whole lot
of thoughts just sitting at the crib quarantining you and me both bro I just
wonder what the holes doing though they still doing the only fan but I'm just
saying like I understand that's like work to them so I'm saying like when they're not at work
you get what I'm saying like in a free time yeah like when they real life honed
that internet shit fake that's a whole other question what is a hole's free time when she's not
what I'm talking about you know like safe for instance she a hoe right like that's her lifestyle
okay but she got to have a personal life too not the not the people she's fucking with why she
in character.
Like, who is the
nigga that's spending the night
with these arms? The nigga that see a wrap her head
in the mirror. Yeah, right. Who the
nigga that be having? Like, what these
holes doing when they not
putting on?
At the end of the day,
she can only do so much fucking.
Somebody getting the majority
or that, boy, the majority.
Somebody getting a skunch mold
than everybody else. What's that?
A skunch? It's a unit of
measurement. A skunch is a
Unit of Measurements.
Yeah.
It's a skunch moor pussy.
We all can, we all can use a skunch moat.
Yeah.
If you're trying to help us get a skunch mow or pussy.
Michael Carier, my uncle put me up on what a skunch is.
For real?
Yeah.
Salute to Michael Collier.
O.G. Veteran.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, I'm gonna set the last OG y'all.
I walked up here to Tracy.
He down there rehearsing that.
lines of shit right now. He's like right behind me back there rehearsing his lines and um
he walked him to me a hug me man he said man are you in this i said no he said you in this
i was like what nita so we'll see what happens you know i got me some coke co they call it the
last o g me if i'm not the last o g i don't know who the fuck is i'm gonna show you all some of this
that's a good question like the shit time to change i don't have a sense of time no more
Nick, last week at 3.30 in the morning, I'm frying chicken.
Like the fuck.
Five o'clock in the evening, I'm asleep like it's three o'clock in the morning.
There ain't no time no more.
This shit has shifted everything.
Oh, you didn't feel into that little matrix.
Yeah, that matrix of time.
It makes you feel like time.
Because the day don't mean shit no more.
No more. It don't.
You don't even.
You're sleeping at weird time.
You'd be up to 7 in the morning.
Going to bed at 1 o'clock in the afternoon and shit.
Waking up at 9.15.
Now you up all over again.
watching all types of old YouTube videos and shit you magic school buss and shit like that
I don't even know what the fuck to search for no more I don't know what to look for
I don't look up everything no you haven't she it's some shit you ain't looked up yet
that's what we got to just not gonna cross so much alien shit I didn't switch the
kind of aliens I don't even fuck what the aliens live out of space no more now I'm fucking with
the ones middle earth aliens them yeah the ones that got to go all right to the bottom of
ocean to get to their crib yeah that type of shit man's crazy man like I
watched the documentary on lady with the world biggest titty she's a nice
lady when did you watch dead at on YouTube on YouTube yeah hey man I didn't
been watching all types of shit on YouTube like what a whole bunch of shit I
watched the documentary on comedy from like the early 19 whatever I don't even
know the early that when it was just black and white shit oh i'm talking about and it was
entertaining this some shit that they used to roll the tv in for you to watch in school i'm watching
all them shows all this shit they used to roll the tv and for you to watch and you'd be like oh if
it's a movie but it wasn't it was the bullshit i'm watching all the bullshy and i'm like you know
what i should have appreciated this in the third grade because this is some good information
well you know the best shit to watch during this whole quarantine has been hands down
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I disagree
Nicholas Cage is about to play the Tiger King
They got a movie coming out
Anyway
For real
Some of the other best shit
Yeah Nicholas Cage
Nick
The Headless Horseman
About to be the Tiger King
Nigger have you seen the Tiger King
Yeah I've seen the Tiger King
You put me on the Tiger King
Man this shit is so funny
Carol Baskin's
This nigga
Was at his boyfriend funeral
talking about this man balls in front of his mom.
Hey, that shit right there made Carol Baskins a whole celebrity.
Carol Baskins.
Killed her, husband, whacking.
Can't convince me that it didn't happen.
Better to the Tigers ask him.
Curl Baskins.
I'm like, boy, this shit, we didn't got to a whole other stage.
Like the quarantine, if it wasn't for the quarantine, would that shit be as popular though?
I shouldn't have never seen that.
That baby tiger.
That you already know?
That's your shit, that baby tiger.
You want to come over here and love on this little baby?
Love on this little baby tiger.
I've been watching the hell out of this last dance shit.
Oh, the last dance.
That's what I say would have been my favorite shit to watch, man.
Now we'll be shout out to the mic.
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to the MJ.
I got the sixes and teens.
You know what I mean?
Salute to you, MJ.
It's been interesting to watch because, you know, I was a little boy when Mike was playing.
So I wasn't into, you know, watching the sports with the, you know,
the intrigue that you watch it with now.
I remember that shit.
The Bulls was like the only team that they televised them every game.
You had to because Joe was going to give you that work every game.
But just seeing how the, them niggas talk, like niggas is consistent, man.
Like seeing them on that episode that came on the other night when they was in there drinking them beers,
the niggas was in their cussing and talking shit, I'm like, man, niggas is the same.
No matter how successful they get, no matter what they accomplish,
niggas got a level of just instinctive nature in them to be,
niggas and when we get around each other it's gonna come out exactly what I was gonna say
bro that shit ruining my childhood listen Scottie Pippen said about the time the fourth
quarter come all he wanted a cold bill I was like this nigga here yeah yeah like your
uncle in the backyard he just tall like to shoot jumpers ain't no difference you see that segment
where them niggas that was getting a they tickets from Michael Jordan uh-huh this nigga
Michael Jordan had his own office right Mike told the digger he said man you got what your
We need some tickets.
Talk to Mike.
Right.
Never mind.
Hey, man.
Y'all just wait until we get back to the crib.
Mike was gambling with Bob from marketing off Martin, nigger.
I was like, damn.
Mike is a legend for real.
He was in there flipping quarters with Bob from marking and off Martin fruit.
Gina, you have some great friends.
Now I know why I left Detroit.
Gina, what a happening party.
I mean, everyone's getting down.
Well, introduce me to your famous friend here.
to your famous friend here.
Um, Keith, this is Bob from the research department.
What's happening?
All right.
All right.
You know what?
I have a big problem, man.
I have to make her introduce you to me, man.
What does that mean, Keith?
That means I don't know you.
And why?
Because right now your career is right about here.
All right? You want to go here, don't you?
I'm sure you do, because everyone does, man.
In order to get here, you need the hammer pants, man.
Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!
Hammer!
You know what I'm saying?
Alright, man.
Hey, that was freak.
Whoa, look at the bottom on that chick.
Excuse me.
Think about what I said.
Listen, after watching the documentary, I wouldn't,
if I seen Mike, I wouldn't say nothing to Mike, man.
Michael Jordan, the asshole.
Just out of the-
The scariness of this nigga carrying me
and breaking my whole spirit there.
He'd be like, Michael Jordan, look, I got this shoes on.
Yeah, what else you're going to wear a little nicked?
The fucking wipe for me, man.
Michael Jordan got to be an asshole,
because he'll go over there and gamble with the niggas that park
because they won't take a picture with them.
Nope. Take your money, but won't take a picture.
I know the niggas were gambling with Michael Jordan every day.
Mike, you don't get a picture, me and my family.
No, nigger, flip your quarter.
Holder, nigger, got the body, got tired of that shit.
Nick, hold me money trying to take a picture.
Your picture is a shit.
What you're going to pay me with it?
Man, flip your quarter.
Hell nah.
Mike, I couldn't even do it.
I just see Mike and just appreciate that I'm in the same space,
because you ain't gonna break my motherfucking spirit, Mike,
because you're a legend, talking to be crazy.
I'm gonna say something back.
That's why you wear motherfucking color purple jeans, nigger.
Hey, man.
Horace Grant bitched ass was snitching on the whole team, man.
Like, Chico, what's wrong with you, man?
Nick, Mike, man.
Like, I just wanted a nigga did the side of my shoe or something.
Just shake my head.
That nigga will call me little.
I can't see you, little ass, nigga.
How much did you lose to him?
My spirit.
That nigga broke my whole soul.
No, if I'm talking about, like,
Then you got your check, didn't it?
Oh yeah, he gonna get it from me.
Think about how much, nigga.
I don't know how much money I didn't gave MJ in my life,
but I'd have gave Mike a lot of bread, well.
Man, that nigga said they was on the front of the plane,
playing cards for a dollar.
Michael Jordan came up there.
Like, nigga, why you wanna play?
He just wanna beat you.
No, he said, nigga, I wanna have your money in my pocket.
Exactly!
That's some cold shit, man.
Even if it's a dollar?
Even if it's a dollar.
I know Mike did told the kid get the fuck out of his face before.
Ain't no way in the world he had,
Hey Mike man can I get you the side of my paper man fuck you little nigger hey
Hey man deal deal but did you see this nigga slim that he was gambling with with the jerry girl oh yeah
what the fuck was Michael Jordan into man man man that nigger was with a black golf gambler i didn't know that he existed was a black golf gambler with a jerry girl
this nigga had the gang bang a jury girl too come on man man man mike was into some shit man now you
Michael Jordan wrote this nigga a check what type of nigg is
Gambling with a checkbook.
$57,000 check.
Mike then wrote the dick.
Then the white man say Mike owed him $1.2 million.
Mike don't owe you shit, white man.
Then the nigga that wrote a book.
Then the white man that wrote a book, talking about me and Michael Jordan gambling problem.
Nick, that's your bitch-ass out of here.
Mike ain't got no gambling problem, nigga.
He should dunk on your bitch-ass for that shit.
Bitch-ass, nigga.
Hate no Mike, man.
But it make me, you know, I like the fact that they showed Kobe's your appreciation for Mike, man.
Like, you know, just showing that, you know, it's okay to give props to your idols, man, and when he got embraced by Mike, I know that took him to another level.
It's like if you idolize a nigga growing up and then he embraced you and, you know what I mean, show you the moves and all that.
It's kind of like the last dragon, nigga, like, yeah, nigga, I'm show you how to do it.
You're the master.
And that was dope, man, being as though Kobe wasn't here and him that before he left to be able to say that about Mike was dope.
But just seeing how them niggas operate.
Somebody made a video of Kobe doing all the Mike shit.
Oh, yeah, Mike and have...
Man, that niggas got that shit down, man.
What you think about the Isaiah Thomas shit?
Man, that nigga, Isaiah Thomas, and Mike is like 50-sitting J-Roo, nigga.
Nigger.
Isaiah Thomas and Michael Jordan is like,
for them niggas hate each other forever.
Muffer fucking...
Isaiah was sitting on the couch.
You can tell he on fucking Mike because he was sitting on the couch like this.
Well, I don't really know what the process will...
Hey, E-Man!
What's up, nigger?
Man, put your goddamn...
Oh yeah, what's going on?
Put it in your pocket, make it.
But not to where a nigga can see.
This is making the game, man, it got the halfway concealed curve.
It's like the stop curving.
You can't tell him shit, you know he got street beef.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.
We're going to talk about it.
He got beat.
Isaiah Thomas and Mike.
He got an Isaiah and Mike situation going on.
Hold on.
We'll get to that in a meeting.
We're going to wrap that up.
We're going to wrap that up.
Yeah, good to see you need.
I know.
He's so good to see you, nigga.
Hell, yeah.
Yeah, so that Isaiah and Tommy
that was fucked up, though,
because there's like,
nigga y'all still, like,
Mike don't fuck with this nigga today.
But you got to think about the shit
that was being seen.
I don't got to think about shit.
No, the shit that was being said
to the dang, dog.
You got to think about this shit
that was big.
And he got to be in a documentary.
You know that nigga was tight.
He didn't have to be in it.
But that just despite,
I'm going to get on here
and talk shit about this nigga.
And Mike was like,
yeah, let him get on this motherfucker.
Fuck that Lord nigga.
But you got to think
They competed against each other, and they was whooping Mike ass.
Nigger probably hit Mike in the stomach with an elbow.
It's one of them Mike ain't let go yet.
Yeah, I know one that mean ones, niggum, I want to be like Mike.
And ran down the court on that nigga.
Mike ain't never let that go.
His son was there and shit.
Man, I remember growing up, right?
I don't know if they're going to show this in the documentary, but when I, you know, I'm from D.C.
So Mike and them came and played the bullets.
I can't remember the nigger named, but the nigger dropped 37 points on Mike.
Didn't say nothing to Mike.
Didn't say nothing about him.
Nothing.
Just dropped 37.
Mike then made it up in his mind that this nigga was talking shit and came back and said,
I'm going to score 30s.
I'm going to score what he had in the first half and dropped 37 in the first half on the nigga.
The nigga never said a word to Mike.
Mike just was like, they got dead.
You score, Nick, what fuck wrong with you?
You're going to score on me?
You don't score 37 on Mike?
Like, you been watching the last day and shit?
No.
The bulls?
I knew you hadn't.
Just leave us along.
What you've been watching during the quarantine?
Call a dude.
Amen.
This nigga been practicing for the beef.
This nigga been practicing for the beef no matter what level the beef take off.
He's ready for street beef.
We gotta talk about the beef, man.
American War beef.
That's bigger than this right now.
This nigga ready to ride up on a helicopter, 1425 down.
16 up.
Oh, my God.
Because I'm tired of people accusing me.
Asking us about this shit.
They accusing me.
Why y'all, why y'all said, budd up?
Who?
Look at him, got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Who set it up, brother?
Nobody said it up.
Exactly.
He said it up.
He had him.
Okay.
You didn't know already.
Let me hear your proper introduction.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the farm.
My man Emmanuel Hussein.
Our brother, we came, a lot of people that we came in together.
We came in a while and out together, man.
Has a great new song out right now.
Chest moves.
That's shit going on.
Yes, sir.
You know, you're rapping ass, we've been new that.
We're like people that don't know.
So wrong.
It's still my favorite.
Man, who hurt me?
That shit go hard.
Could you be released that?
You're looking at three niggas that we got an anthology for shit that we didn't put on TV.
So, you know what I mean?
Like black people, this is, you know, three of the last five original, you know, when they bought
Wiley and out back season five, we three of the last five that's left on the show, man.
So we didn't been, you know, we came in the game at the same time.
Right.
When niggas ain't really know what this shit was going to be.
And we was, you know, Nick just had the vision to fuck him with us.
and it turned into what it turned into, so we found that.
And he's not saying that, you know what I'm saying, just to be on somebody, yeah, just the confidence type thing.
This is what we have been told from the producers themselves.
Hey, man, that verse you spit on that shit with Nelly.
That's the hardest verse you ever spit on.
But don't it make y'all mad, though?
I get this TV, but, like, it's more to it than what it was.
Right.
Like, that was a whole verse that they cut, like, they cut half that verse.
I was like, oh, man, because I said something about,
because that was when I first, when we first got on,
and I said something like,
ABC, they said all that extra stuff,
but I was like, now I'm sitting on MTV and BET,
and I know my ex see me.
So something like that,
so it was a bunch of letters,
but they cut.
I'm like, come on, you stop in the nigga, grow, bro!
You're not about to be on there growing.
Oh, man.
You thought they was going to let you pull the whole pistol out.
I thought.
You ain't learned, nothing.
I thought.
Which is the man, so we're going to get right into it, man.
You were like, we know, you know, we didn't got the back story because we, you know, we didn't
know what it was.
We knew what it was.
When you first got the while.
When we first got on, you knew what it was because you was dealing with that.
And honestly, I can't blame you because under the same circumstances, you know, I, nah, it would have been a different scenario.
Nigger would have got me for that.
But what made you at this point say, you know what?
I just want to go ahead and just get it all out and be done with it now.
Because you could have been done it at any point.
You didn't already been the winner in regards to the moves that you'd have made and the success and everything.
But what made you this point say, you know what?
I just want to go ahead and just air out the grievances and get it on out of the way so I can move on now.
What'd be like on stage?
No, just in general.
On stage, I mean, on stage, of course, you ain't had no choice.
But I'm talking about the song and the live that you did where you just laid it all out.
What made you go and do that?
Because, you know, the years behind, like holding all that stuff in, to be honest, which, it ain't that deep to me.
It's not like, oh, man, I've been carrying it.
It's not, it's like, it is what it is.
But just leading up to that, him kept talking, like, that much trash.
Like, him was doing a lot, and you know who him here, who him is.
But he kept doing too much, and it was like, hey, man, that ain't got to do with me.
Because before we even find out that him's going to be on Wild and Out, it was like, people were sending me DMs, like, yo, check this out.
And this videos of, like, him just talking trash.
I'm like, bro, it's been like eight years, bro.
Like, why are you still mentioning my name?
You know what?
still i'm gonna let you have it because i could have went back you know and forth with him
then but i was just like now i'm good a couple months later oh yeah you see him dissing nick and all
this extra stuff now he's gonna be on wide now i'm like bro like i'm trying to like i don't have
anything to say to him so the fact that jarl brought him on like wild and out i don't know maybe
maybe it's god like hey man do what you got to do now and it and it wasn't even bothering me
you know years or months before after happened it wasn't bothered me but it's like
Like, yo, this man, keep, okay, then I guess I got to add out.
Then on top of that, like, I don't know when people really watch why not,
you know when Nick come and he do the old, the musical guest,
you can see us just lolly gagging the background, dapping each other up,
like good episodes or something like that.
So you could see me dapping him up, you know what I'm saying,
in that little commercial break, whatever.
Yeah, you can.
Because somebody, what's the name man, pointed out.
She was like, he was like, you don't see him dapping each other up.
That was in exchange, like, he was like, oh, good, good job.
like yeah you too bro that was me like all right it's cool done what got me with when
everything came back up was him knew the episode was coming back out so he waited so
whatever he had planned I don't know anything about all I know is after the episode because
I didn't even see the episode I didn't even watch it all I know is I started getting DMs like
oh you cooked them and did da da da and then my home boys hit me like yo look what he posted on his
page I'm like man the beef is over with like you know I go to his page he posts the
the splits and I'm like
dog like see you trying to
you doing something when you had already
knew this episode would come out so
if you claiming that we squashed it
even though you never fully apologize
why are you doing I guess you're doing
it for the clout but you putting up splits
like you didn't know this episode was going to happen
so you was waiting on this
and then started to start something up
so when I seen that he did that I'm like oh this
nigga will not quit so that me
personally I took it upon myself
to get back in the music
You know what I'm saying?
You should have been back in the music game.
Yeah, but it's a little, yeah.
It's just tough.
And when you listen to chest moves, it's not necessarily like a disc record, but it's
a PSA.
And you know, a PSA don't care who feels a tat, like, all right, I'm back.
Like, this is what I do musically.
And if I can physically do something like what a lot of people would do, I'm going to do best.
That's why in the verse it says, you know, put away the swords, there's advantages in the pen
because there's an old saying saying the pen is mighty than the sword.
It always will be.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I salute you for being as talented.
You know, you're one of the most talented niggins walking.
So we always, you know, have established that.
But, you know, my thing was always, you know, just in general.
Like, you got to understand the power that you have and, like, the power of your words.
So you got to be strategic in the way that you place those words out into the public.
You know what I mean?
And you call, and Chico actually called me.
He called me, like, after live, he wished he had to got a hold to me before.
But he conversation, he was like, man, chill out.
Yeah, don't do that, man.
Let all that go.
So I took that as, like, you know where?
Instead of going back and forth with him, let me do what I do best.
And, like I said, that's when I put out chest movement.
When you think about it.
And when you think about it, he's inspiring, niggas.
He got to.
Yeah, got two, man.
Because, look, man, demonstration is always better than conversation under every circumstance.
So I just always was taught that.
You talk about that gangster shit.
That's just what it is.
You know, that's the reality.
You know, and I've always been taught that it's much better to,
move and let your moves speak for you then you coming out your mouth because you're always
going to give somebody an opportunity to prepare for the moves that you make if you prepare
them with your word and that's exactly what what inspired the the title of the track chest
move because it was well thought out just being an artist period you know what I'm saying
was just well thought out like the the song is three minutes and say a lot of people don't
know this the song is three minutes and seven seconds 187 code for a hundred you know
Coltimore 197 right so I dropped it at 307 p.m. This that and the third like
strategically like... See this what I'm rapist. She'd be going to jail they'd be doing way
too much I would have just cut the bitch off when it went over.
When I was through talk hey 17 murder then I got it on the mixtape it's gonna be
311 that's cool but that's the thing though that when you are artists like you
like to get back in the game I ain't want to just put out a track like because a lot
of people don't respect me as and I I can admit that a lot of people don't respect
me as no rapper. Regardless if they hear it through the goofiness on stage or the music
that me and my little brother do. I think you give people too much credit.
What you mean?
Because, man, you shouldn't let people opinion shape anything.
At all. And I just was about to say that. Whether they take you serious or not, man.
Fuck with a nigga. Look at my shit.
That ain't got nothing to do with music.
It didn't do.
It got something to do with opinions. That's a song.
You know what I mean? It's like, I don't, like it's just, you gotta take the power of a motherfucker
saying something about you away for it people gonna talk about you especially if you reach a certain level
it's like you're gonna always get people who won't get their opinions about what you shouldn't
shouldn't do you ain't been watching the last dance but that's something else i got from mj like
you know everybody has an opinion on what he should and shouldn't do and when you get to a certain
level of success it's natural that people gonna have those opinions and they're entitled to those
opinions but you're entitled not to give a fuck about them because you're gonna have to move
the way that you got to move and i just say that as a rapper we didn't
I don't know how many songs and I know how talented you are so the ability that you have to be able to
put music together man niggas who get paid to make music can't fuck with you so you got to you got to
embrace that like and fuck what a nigga gonna say and that and that and the way that you end up giving
that power is engaging people the more you engage and argue with a motherfucker who ain't got nothing
better to do but to argue with you then you ain't doing nothing of putting yourself in a situation
This nigga love to argue.
He keep a little ugly bitch on my timeline.
I'm like, man, why you give a fuck about this little fat bitch opinion?
Leave that.
Hey, but.
Don't nobody care?
People that don't know how to communicate always tell her you like, oh, you like to argue.
No, nigger.
I like to communicate.
I think you just like the type.
Ain't no way you're going to argue with everybody who say something.
How are you going to determine what effective communication is with a motherfucker you ain't ever seen or met before?
This is a nigga on the internet
is Narnia, nigga, you arguing with the lion.
But that's the thing.
Even, like, I'm not wrong for typing.
Like, I like to converse, whether it's with anybody
or you guys, mom, a tree, a squirrel.
I like to all go communicate.
So if you come at me, don't look at that.
You got the right one.
See, I'm glad this niggas like y'all that exists.
I don't have to.
But the thing is, you got to take some responsibility
because you are throwing some shit out there
and hope a bitch bite.
like yeah you you know yes you will
yes you will like yes you will
yes you will
you're throwing some shit out there
carlo's going to start nothing but he'll show like
he'll finish it carlo's a post whatever he wants
and you can clearly see it's going to start something
but that don't mean he's going to engage in it
but you do I do engaging
that's what I'm saying Loses say all
man I didn't say Lose say all types of shit
in person to motherfuckers
but you got to know that when you engage
in the conversation
you creating their energy
to win there.
I know you
bitch you're going to be
like,
hmm, I didn't see you.
I'd be more calm to that.
Oh my God.
But you're seeing
talking about V. Lose,
the man that literally
they will say
they will say
all right guys
like on winding out
they'll say like things
that you can't say
and not supposed to do
legal terms.
Loss will sit there
and be like
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Right, right.
As soon as they leave
man, this junk is
Like, Nick, your music is terrible.
I don't care about all this.
Like, and he'll say anything about the girls in the crowd.
And me personally, a person that's known to speak their mind,
I even look at Lose and be like, what are you doing?
But in defense of this, digger, he don't give a fuck.
That's the crime, but I'll do you get a fuck.
You give a fuck.
It's a difference.
And you talk about a nigger who don't give a fuck at all.
I'm talking about not even a little bit.
He, I didn't, and this is the crazy thing is I didn't been in situations where I didn't
seen this nigger and
looked at him and said, bro, you really don't
give a fuck. And I don't get it.
Listen, what is it? It comes with
a certain respect. Like, okay, yeah,
I'm going to say something and you're going to know
that's on my mind long as you like, but
Lose is to the point where
I'm, and behind the scenes of Wild and
out, I've witnessed it. I've witnessed it.
Like, it's a different relationship.
Oh, so I'm the problem?
It ain't that to the problem. You're definitely not the problem,
but you take risk more than like
a lot, a lot people would be a lot more
people because you like me and this
nigger we'll sit here and we'll
know that we got some fire or
you know we'll discuss some crap
and then Nick and stepped in and be like
we ain't doing that we ain't doing that so it's like
me and him professional wise we'll go
okay well he the boss do what he got to do
I witnessed this nigga backstage
Nick or say a joke
and he'll really say
I think I'm gonna say that on state
this nicole's looking at him
you're going to say that
hey man that that's terrible to be honest
with you and I don't know
why we and then but he'll take it further than that
he's like so you're always doing that like
we always go on stage the joke
look it sucks
and I'm gonna be the one to say it now mind
you now mind you a lot of
people have their opinions on what Nick do
but a lot of people are not going to say and if you
do say it then you you know
that's consequences him
he know those consequences and he will
still go, because he don't
give a fuck. But it still sucks. Whether the
consequence is not, it sucks, Nick, and then Nick
or do this. Ha, ha, ha, Carlos, you stupid.
No, Carlos is serious. He's serious.
He don't, that's what I'm saying. You got to find
to keep yourself from engaging and getting
heated with a motherfucker. You got to find
what your not give a fuck is. He didn't
embrace his not give a fuck. He knows what it is.
You ever seen the bad heartbeats? Yes.
You remember when they wouldn't let Duck play the piano
and the nigg was just back their fucking off
and Duck was just like, man.
That's what they're messing up my song, J-T.
And when they flip the nigga over, that's how I feel about comedy, nigga.
Like, don't ask me then.
Don't ask me, that's the one lesson I learned when the motherfucker would be like,
if you, like, before the show, you remember, like, back in the comedy shit,
when we were coming up doing comedy and the motherfucker be like,
hey man, did you see my set?
And he was like, nah, I was in the bathroom.
Do you know that shit really hurt motherfuckers?
Like, they want your criticism, but they wanted to be the criticism that they want to hear.
I can't see that.
Don't ask me.
But listen, that's why y'all call me.
I don't give a fuck.
My not give a fuck is I just don't give a fuck.
I'm not even going to be present to even be.
I'm over here in my own little bubble in the way.
I don't do nothing nobody do.
I don't give a fuck that I don't do it.
You go into the club, y'all going to party.
Man, peace out.
I'm about to go for a walk, nigga.
I don't give a fuck.
That's the level I long to read for.
Right now I'm in the Emmanuel stage.
I'm trying to get to the low stage.
And then I'll finally complete, be complete when I'm in the Chico stage.
It's like a Pokemon.
E-Mond.
Colossi-Mond.
See, this is the thing.
Tico B-Mond.
Tico B-Mond.
It's like what you were saying about me, though.
It's like, it's still hard to break the whole comedic thing to open up and be like part of the group.
It's like, however motherfuckers come up with what they come up with, that's their routine, that's their formula.
But when I'm in my bag and motherfuckers keep saying, hey man, what you think?
It fucking sucks.
You're not working because you fucking taken away from the shit that I'm doing.
You should have just left me alone.
I'm telling you.
You need what I'm saying?
It's kind of like if you see a motherfucker walking, like a motherfucker who's about to go on stage
and they get in their process.
He'd be like, hey man, what you think about the lights?
Bish, I ain't seen no lights, just leave me over there.
I don't, I can't have, I can't give you no opinion on your comedy.
I cannot wait to reach the level of like carelessness.
I've witnessed it.
He is a type of comedian and for another comedian is on stage and he has to go up next.
And the comedian before him bombed, that's the first thing coming out of Carlos mouth.
Like, it's just insult to injury.
You don't have to do that.
Because you have, that changed the whole energy in the room.
The crowd knows this nigga bomb.
But you're funny without having to do that.
You would literally come on stage.
That nigga sucked, didn't he?
Ah, I'm like, oh my God.
You do know we got to see this nigga backstage.
It's an elephant in the room.
I don't care nothing.
That's the thing.
Comedy is by yourself.
It's just you in that fucking microphone and that stool if you need it.
That's all you got.
Fuck that.
If a nigga go on before me, that means that that ain't the nigga that they came to see anyway.
So if he bombed, he fucking up my show, especially if he bombed and go over his time.
They booked this nigga to be funny for 15 minutes.
He'd go up there and bomb for 20.
Now we are negative five minutes in the funny.
I gotta go out and be funny for five minutes just to be at zero.
So if they booked me to do 30 minutes or an hour,
I got to do an hour in five minutes
because they booked this dickhead.
And then don't let the host go back up
and this nigger not be funny
because it nigger than bombed.
And now the host just killing time for an extra five minutes.
All right, man, y'all ready to see this, man?
Okay, everybody, make sure you got your drinks, man.
We're about to bring your headliner to the state.
We got the chicken wings.
We're about to bring the special.
Then I got to go to an hour and 15 minutes because they didn't hate it this
nigga the whole time.
You were talking about the shit I'm doing,
I'm making sure everybody eats me.
But see, you see how you explain that?
That comes from years of not giving the fuck.
That's how you build up that level of not.
You don't just get to that point if you don't embrace the fact that this is the process
that I'm going to have to go through.
Oh, my God.
So you got to find a process that you've got to find a process that you, you don't know,
you want to go through like that that's the thing like i don't give a fuck about what nobody think
about me so i don't care that you're going to say whatever you're going to say that i'm doing you
give a fuck what everybody's i don't that's not true i just don't mind letting you know i don't
like not it comes off as it comes off as oh you really care no no no i'm i'm petty
oh i i i like this okay i like this but i've been learning loads i've been i've been i've been
I've been doing better, right?
You have not been seeing me
on your timeline just going crazy.
Oh, man, I didn't see you argue with motherfuckers
and say some of the most disrespectful
shit in the world.
I'm talking about disrespectful
and it's like, bro,
what is the point?
Just like y'all embrace all-keller-ness,
that's how I embrace mine.
Like, I'll sit them like,
I'll do it on purpose.
Like, I know, like, the type of talent,
it's a talent.
Like, I'm a surgeon when it comes to, like,
you know, rebuttal.
I'm a remarkable marksman
when it comes to this, you know, rebuttal stuff with these marks.
A remarkable marksman when it comes to remarks.
Ooh, this is the perfect analogy.
You know why that's not fair?
Why?
Because, nigger, that's just like, you know, I'm fucking X-Men, Wolverine, always get in a bar fight, right?
Yeah.
You're a whole fucking mutant.
You can't just be out here fighting regular people just to prove you a mutant.
Hey, man.
Why is this?
No, you can't engage in civilian activities.
See, that's how kids grow up the way they do.
Look at your hair.
That's how they grow up the way you.
You look famous.
Right.
That's our kids.
Now, so y'all let kids, it's people like y'all that sit there and tell other people,
come on, he's a child, he don't know.
Well, he's going to learn with me.
He's going to learn with me.
Because there's a lot of people out here turning the other cheats.
And these kids thinking, oh, like, you know, he's just going to turn.
I don't like that analogy.
That ain't your responsibility.
Oh, I'm talking about your analogy.
That ain't your responsibility to be teaching no kids how to deal with nothing.
I'm not, hey, I'm not, what you mean?
I ain't trying to teach them to deal with this.
I'm letting you know, like, in some people, without telling you,
I'm letting you know there's some people out here.
that's not going to care.
Right, but I just don't understand.
I'm them people.
You're going to have to,
I ain't going to say you got to
because you can do whatever fuck
you want to do,
but I would hope that you reach a point in life
we're getting a 12-year-old together
on Instagram or Twitter
no longer satisfies your knees as a grown man.
Like, fuck that little nigga, man.
He is 12.
That nigga is, he don't know no better
and it's not up.
You didn't fuck this.
You think you're helping him.
You don't understand.
Now this is going to go through his whole life
fucked up.
Good.
You didn't create it a serial killer.
My whole life.
life is chest mood. By the time that
nigga get 30, he gonna find me in black.
You know what? Thank you.
Back then, you told me you was the
only one that shot. Shoot the shit out of the
bowling alley. Shoot the shit out of my fucking
this nigga that started a whole
game. You had fucked up a whole community
just because you wanted to argue with
a nigga that still got to take geography.
That shit don't make my sense.
Okay. Okay.
Speaking of us, speaking of some comments.
As salute to you, you got your shit
rap like you ready for the ergo by do Jill Scott
battle, I knew it.
I knew it.
Yeah.
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I believe it.
Mm-hmm.
Go ahead. Keep going.
Bray, have you seen the episode about D.C. Van?
Yes.
My nigger, what's this nigga name?
Augustine.
Armendez Sr.
This nigga said, watching D.C. Young Clay,
talk about his extra.
Man, reminded me of mine, a 92.
I bought it for 1,800 and sold it three years later for 1100.
But that was back in 06.
So he had the flex, the inflation rate that went up, so he got some money for that motherfucker.
No, he had the, D.C. had the, the Jamie Fox when he was writing Jingle, Jingle van.
Yeah, he had the, he had the murder van.
When he pulled up, that's the first thing I said when I see that motherfucker.
I was like, nigga, you got the boys in the hood.
You know, what up, Mark?
What up, fool?
Exactly.
The ball.
And that.
What a buck?
What a fool?
And they had that real murder van.
Shout out to D.C.
Man, he's going to sell the van for $5,500.
No, he's not.
He's not selling that for $5,500.
And if somebody buy that van for $5,500, they buying it to put it in the museum somewhere,
just to say they got it from D.C. Young Fly.
Any 85% is they got an extra $5,500 that they want to buy this van.
I know.
the nigger who got right hey tracy's chicore you see what tracy chicore missing chico can't wait
to the three of them are back together doing shows appreciate Carlos and dc holding it down so do
i i definitely appreciate my brothers holding it down we appreciate the whole team that's what
we do we holding it down from every angle you all mean hey this motherfucker said who'd be in the
background laughing like that one fish from sponge bob that's joe that's joe man
Joe got one of the most iconic lands in Negro history.
Ha!
What make you say?
Kevin Elliott.
Carlos is their cousin that show up at the family reunion
with good weed for the young side of the family.
Yes, Lord.
Ain't he able?
Won't he do it?
I don't get it.
I know he will, because I've seen him do it before.
See...
Mm-mm-mm y'all ain't ready for me
DC MBT said Lowe's from the city
With the white lady male who got her nails done
Know the fuck I know that is that is very vague
I like what what city is that Lose
This bitch is gonna say it's smoking weed like breathing to them
Cause I never see them not smoking I was just thinking that who that's what I probably wrote that
Yeah you got me you look like the type of nigga to have a goddamn
A burner account nigga you look like no 16 burner accounts
But I was just thinking that like...
We think in regular motherfuckers' trodling
is this this nigga in this liver room,
you fuck, Chico Bean, big-in-ass, niggins.
Listen to this, man.
Y'all smoking none, stop, bro.
If it wasn't for the weed, you wouldn't want to be around me.
This is the shit that's keeping me from taking real medication.
You get what I'm saying?
If you think I'm crazy, when you see me,
you should see me when I'm just...
I ain't had no weed.
I'm real...
real edgy. You feel what I'm saying?
Oh man, my PTSD and shit.
I doubt he's like that, but no, no.
I think of non-stop.
Just, yeah.
You don't know how high I'm trying to get.
That's why you need to stop judging me.
But see, that's the thing about weed smoke.
I don't know, we smoke are all the same,
because she goes pretty calm.
But weed smote, it's like, y'all say things like,
it ain't never killed nobody.
That ain't the point.
I don't like people that smoke weed to the point
weed to the point where they got to do that before they do anything.
People got to get high before they get high.
It's this thing they do.
They go, wait, well, let me, you said you're going to go, wait, well, let me, let me tell you
why.
Let me tell you why.
When you see me smoking, I ain't high yet.
I'm smoking to be high later on.
So by the time I get high, I'll already be back at home.
So by the time I walk through my throat, guess what I'm going straight to my motherfucking
kitchen.
So I'm not smoking to be high here.
I'm smoking for the future.
Because this ain't
This weed ain't gonna kick in
Until later
This is why I don't need to be around him
Because I be wanting to smoke
You need to
No
That'll help you
That'll make that little 12 year
Not mean as much to you
Nope
You know what the fuck
Not like that
I mean like as in like
Like
I know
Like I know
Like I don't know
I just want to say that
My mind will open up even more
And now it's
You need that
Your mind to open up more
You'll realize man
That energy I could be giving him
I can just go do some other shit.
I go get on call of duty and goddamn break a record or something.
You know when you're going to stop giving the fuck, though?
I'm going to just tell you, as soon as you have a baby,
you'll start prioritizing this shit.
You're just by yourself right now.
You're just thugging.
You're raw dick in life.
In life, you're a young man.
You got money.
Muffucking holes like you.
You're living better than 87% of the average nigger.
Maybe you might be in 90s.
97, 98th, yeah.
Yeah, you're in the top 2% of black men.
You got a life is good for you.
You own shit.
You got a mustache.
You got no ball spot.
Your blood good.
You got no STDs.
That's true.
You got no baby mama.
You know, your feet small.
They always got your size.
Yep, every time.
Eight and a half, nine.
That's not true.
But that's true, though.
At least you can buy the display.
When you have a baby, you start to learn different things.
Yeah, you won't even know.
for the mother.
Yeah, you won't have a bad time
because your baby gonna be hungry again.
Let me ask you something since you,
since I got kids.
Would y'all have another child now,
knowing the world is the way it is?
Yes, you know what?
This is the biggest advantage I have now.
I get to pick the mama.
Oh, oh.
Nick, if I knew I was about to have a,
like if a guy I was like, go have a baby,
I know exactly what to look for.
Yeah.
I'm talking about you're not afraid that's a child,
like, all the outside.
No, I wouldn't have one unless it was that situation.
It got to be under the circumstances that I established, but I know how to raise a child now.
Hold up, Chico, we got to clarify something.
Because the niggas who are watching this going to know exactly what I mean when I say you get to pick the mama.
The women going to be like, you're painting it for everyone.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't know my life.
Well, break that down to me.
What you mean by you get to pick the mom?
That's too raw.
That's that raw.
It ain't the fuck good.
I break it down for you.
That niggins don't never pick the first baby, mom.
That shit just happened.
I'll break it down for you.
I ain't picked shit.
They go like, this is the easiest way to explain it.
It was just like when you play Mario 3, you know how this shit be blah-blah-blah-blah, and then you had to jump up and whatever you hit, that's what the fuck you is.
And then a lot of times...
You want to the raccoon.
You're extra fuck that.
Right.
And then the fuck that part is one shit.
A lot of times that first and after you use a Super Mario after you had a baby and get to really know what time it is, then you go da-da-da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da-da.
It gets bad.
For 18.
18.
You don't never get to come out the basement, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, you know what I mean?
But the thing is, like, you, you ever had some rock pussy before?
Of course.
You have another nis and pussy before?
Yes.
Okay.
And you were nervous that whole time.
No?
You weren't.
Okay, well, good for you.
What you got a, what you got a vasectomy, Nick?
This nigga got a pacemaker.
I just know what I'm doing.
What type of shit is?
Well, you need to write a cross, nigger.
As in, as in, as in.
The type of girls that I have released in, I wouldn't mind being my, my, my girl.
Until, yeah, I mean, okay, your girl ain't got nothing to do with the mother of your child.
See, you got to, you got to understand, yeah, you got to, you got to understand.
Your girl and your baby mama ain't that I mean living the same.
No, that ain't the same, because you got to understand, your girl only has a certain level of say-so over your life.
Your baby mama has a guarantee say-so over your life.
Guaranteed, it's no cut.
You know what, child support and baby mom's, y'all make them sound like.
It ain't even about the child support.
It ain't about the money.
No, I'm not saying about it.
I'm saying those two things, y'all make them sound like the boogeyman.
I don't like that.
No, no, no.
See, it's not about being a boogeyman.
It's about understanding that you have a responsibility that you get.
No, don't tell him nothing.
Don't tell him nothing.
Don't tell him nothing.
No, tell me.
No.
I can tell about your attitude, nigger.
The first time you don't get your baby, you're going to jail.
jail. First time you pull up in your back. Now, my, shoot him open the door. You're going to jail.
You're going to cuss out the neighbors.
In the window. You're going to jail. Cut up on all your arms clunk because you then broke the window.
Bitch, you got me fucked up. You're going to jail. Climbing through the window. You think you like to argue now.
Ooh, Chico, you know who is? You know who is? Don't have that nigger around my baby.
That's you. That's you. That's you. I, that's you. I'm where y'all got the wrong email.
You don't know.
You don't know.
Maybe I don't.
Maybe I don't.
You think shit annoy you now.
I'm talking about some shit that annoy you on another level.
You can't write a lot of songs to feel good about this shit.
You're chilling.
You minding your business.
You ain't got no problems.
Then she hit you with the goddamn wop-whop.
And now you ain't got no choice.
You can't be like, get off my phone because you in your bedroom in the background.
Early.
Early.
In the day.
In the daytime.
You know what I mean?
Let's say you buy some shoes right.
buy some shoes, right? This is a scenario that
really happened to a partner of mine.
And I'm glad I ain't never had... Just some shoes? You bought
some shoes, right? And you come
in there and get the shoes to your baby. Your baby
love the shoes. She's like,
Daddy, thank you for my shoes, Daddy. Ooh, Daddy,
look how fast I'm running my shoe, Daddy. Thank you, Daddy.
You're like, yeah, I'm a good father.
Then she hits you soon as you get on the highway.
So that's what we're doing? We're bringing shoes in here.
Why would you buy her the size that she wears? She is growing.
Like, you don't pay attention.
You're like, bitch, what, what the poop?
She wears it?
No, no, she ain't going to wear that size in a couple months,
and then you're going to be complaining about having to buy her some more motherfucking shoes.
And now what you're going to do?
You're going to turn the car around.
You're going back.
You're going back, and you're going to take the shoes.
Guess where you're going to go.
You're going to jail.
Oh, you're going to jail.
Oh, some baby shoes.
Your baby ain't going to know.
What's going on?
Daddy?
What's wrong, daddy?
No, fuck that, man.
I'm telling you.
You're going to jail.
You go to jail.
You're going to jail.
You know,
call one of us when you go to jail.
Yeah.
All right, so how did y'all make you through it then?
Because we hell of a niggas, and we know how to motherfucking navigate shit.
We see the type of shit that piss you off.
We navigate shit differently.
Like, I'd use my personal example, man.
I know that I don't have no out.
Ain't no out.
So ain't no point of me getting mad about some shit I don't had no control over.
I made the decision to have a child.
with somebody. So now the responsibility that I have because of that, I can't get mad
and nobody else because I made that choice. So I got to take whatever come with it.
It's just like if you go and you do something and the consequence, if it's any consequences
of your actions, you got to deal with that.
But I don't know that those are the consequences that come with it.
Right. I'm going to tell you what it's like. Even if they are, you got to deal with it.
So the best of you can deal with it, the easier make you make the whole situation because
as the man, you got a responsibility to keep your cool.
Because if you don't, shit, you're ugly.
If you get a baby mama, it's like you're in a fight.
But both of your hands behind your back, you can only use your shoulders in the fight.
She's going to beat the shit at you because you ain't got no hands.
It's just shoulders.
Even better than that.
You can't even defend yourself.
You just got to kind of roll to take the stand off the question.
You can't even really hit back.
You just kind of like, Meg it don't hurt a lot.
Just, boom.
And even if you get your hands losing, she knows all you.
your moves. I think they know me better than no one's
hell. You get to fight somebody
to know all your moves. You know how you say you are
marksman and you know how to end a rebuttal
imagine the motherfucker that then learns
your rebuttal system and you come and she
hit you with some shit that make you feel like you less
a than off the break. You think
you come to one of your most five rebuttals.
You got me foo-woo-woo-and she come back with the
woo-woo-you-like, I can't believe this bitch just hit me with
my own shit. Then what do you do?
You sit in your couch and you go like
this. You shed the fuck. Hey, show him your hair.
Show him your hell.
You do that.
All this.
How you get that?
How you beat this?
All right.
Look at this.
Why you think everybody fall the ball?
I'm going to ask the question that I know y'all probably don't have the answer to, but I trust
all more than any other answer.
Shit.
We did.
Who, then why?
Like, who is supposed to tell the women to stop acting crazy?
Nobody.
The fuck is wrong with you.
So why do we got to deal with that for the sake of because why we got to keep up for the sake of these?
That's why.
Because you couldn't pull out and use a condom, that's why.
And this is the reality.
That's why.
That's the reason why.
And I'm lucky.
I love my baby mama.
We cool.
But if in the situation that we wasn't, that's the thing, it's a lifetime commitment.
If I was just telling her this today, if she was to start smoking crack, knock on wood.
I couldn't be like, woo, I made a fuck-up decision.
I get to quit now.
My baby mama crackhead.
No.
Because you know, I'm just going to be the nigger.
Because if there was another nigger, you were telling him, she'd been a crackhead.
Right.
So you got to deal with.
have crack head the whole time.
And vice versa.
If I just go out here and start tripping, she ain't got no out.
I'm still going to be her baby father because you know why?
I fucked raw and went hard.
That's the craziest.
That's the most, that's the hardest part about being a baby daddy.
You can never let your baby mama fall all the way.
You can't let her fall off.
You cannot let your baby mom fall off.
No matter what, you can't let her fuck because that's a reflection of you.
Hey, your child see that.
I'm willing to admit that you know how much this is.
hurts because now keep in mind with girlfriends that like I'm gonna let you fall off you're
getting on my nerve but the fact that he's telling me like you can't let your she get to do
whatever she wants and I can't let her fall off this is only this is the only way you can avoid
all this shit we're saying have a wife if you get a wife you safe unless y'all get divorced
then you really fucked up then you're really fucked that's why the divorce takes so goddamn
long because they figure you'll work it out but this thing is we're speaking this baby dad is not
husbands.
No, right.
And you got to think.
So this kind of like some shit you were here from like behind the liquor stuff.
We fucked up.
Right.
We're trying to tell you so you don't.
You're coming around to get some air your tire.
And it's us standing there.
You coming to put some air in your tire.
Man, this nigga standing.
Look at this motherfucker over there.
Got life all figured out.
Life all figured out.
Don't you young motherfucker?
Come here and let us talk to you for a second.
Give you some gage.
Look at me young, nigga.
Oh, my.
Look at my shit.
Look at my shit right here.
Nick, I had hair right there.
You still got a chance.
You still got a chance. You go out in their world. You be somebody. Husband.
So y'all are completely telling me there's no way around the craziness.
No.
And there's nothing we can do about it.
No, because there's no way around your craziness.
Because you're going to react the way you're going to react as a man.
You didn't live for your whole life building up your character and your persona as a man.
And when a motherfucker tested that, you only going to react a certain way.
Now, normally if somebody tested, you got out.
Bitch, I don't know you or we ain't got to do this no more.
the baby there that ain't the option ain't an option ain't no fuck you forever unless you just about
to just go on some shack biological didn't bother if you want to do some shit like that then you can
be a dead be dad but we know that you're not that type of nigger you're gonna be a great father
but being a great father is i had my uncle told me something that rings true to this day he said
no matter what you do my nigger you're never doing enough if you ain't got no money but you got
all the time you ain't got no money if you got all the time and you ain't if you're and if you
You ain't got all the money and you ain't got no time, you ain't spending no time with them.
It's just, it's always going to be a problem.
So you've got to be able to navigate it to make the shit work for you in the best way that you can.
But you got to understand, even when you do, you got another grown person who got to say so in an opinion that is valid no matter what now because we share a child.
Actually, your opinion comes second as the father.
It's tough.
Yeah, you just, especially if you're going to live there.
I just got to really scare me, bro.
Think about it, bro.
Think about what, think about the black father.
Think about the role of the black father.
Oh my God.
Think about this.
Before you go to right, this podcast is for the baby daddies.
Right.
Think about something like Section 8, right?
You can't even get Section 8 if the black father in the home.
If a black man is in the home, a woman can't qualify for that assistance.
Because they feel like if the man is present, then you shouldn't need a government assistant.
So that goes to show you the role of a man.
So they can put your ass out the house and help a motherfucker be straight without you.
Give a motherfucker all the assistance to be straight without you
and expect you to still have to navigate that opinion
of a motherfucker who's living their life without your help.
Who, Chico, are you in your uncle mode?
Drink some water.
You're going off.
He didn't do nothing wrong.
I mean, I'm just trying to help you.
I'm not know, but he didn't do nothing, Chico.
He didn't do nothing.
He ain't do nothing yet.
He ain't do nothing.
But he just said, no, but time, look, you heard the young man.
You heard of the young nigg.
Oh, man.
I don't know, boy, shut up.
Like that young niggins.
No, man, you heard the motherfucking talking that dumb-ass shit.
I got a strategy.
I know-in-the-bidgest.
My nut come back out to front of the pussy.
Man, life's going to work that little young-n-nay-ass.
I don't want it to, man.
Look how he got his shit, man.
He love his hair.
I don't want him to lose it.
Come on, man.
You know what I'm saying?
We try to help this guy.
Love him, look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He's selfish.
Man, all he got is his stuff.
He got his damn watch on the top of his wrist
because he felt like he could just do any goddamn thing.
Then watch how your wrists move when you get some of this life in your bitch head.
Leave him alone, man.
He ain't do nothing.
He ain't do nothing.
He ain't even do nothing.
He's out of these motherfuckers.
Motherfuck out here living by itself.
He can't even jail time.
Sleep in his clothes with the playstation controller on his chest.
Oh, me.
Nigger, they're sleeping all this shit on the night.
Shoes and everything with the PlayStationing controller.
Electric bill high as fuck because he had left Call the Duty on all goddamn night.
For himself.
Oh, my God.
Nick, I ain't never had to fold no clothes.
they never had his baby come in there and say I'm hungry after y'all just ate none of that shit
none of that truth control will be sitting right there bro i know your life motherfuckers we used to be like
i used to be like you in the goddamn apartment looking around i forget all that all right so what's
the positivity what's the fun the fun is i get a person the my baby when you leave my buddy when you get the baby
when you're your baby when y'all pull off and y'all don't have to deal with the wicked witch no that's the
best feeling in the world.
When you get the baby back to the car
and you hear your car crank up on the first triangle,
and you make that right
and you be out the neighborhood.
And then your baby be in the back.
That is what we're doing today.
Whatever you want to do,
whatever you want to do,
I don't give them as long as I ain't got to deal
with none of that shit.
And then the thing is, when you come back home,
whatever you did, better be sufficient.
Don't come back in there with some shit
that ain't what's sufficient and what's needed.
So that's the thing.
I didn't figure out this.
Like, I know that my responsibility is not just my daughter and my daughter mom.
He ain't going to get it till we show him an example.
Think of some shit like this, right?
You think you being a good father.
You go to fucking Walmart and buy 200 school supply items.
You buy every fucking thing on this list.
You drop that shit off and be like, yeah, dad did that shit.
Guess what your baby mama has to do.
Call you and say some shit like, why you ain't get no glue stick?
They're going to need this glue?
Why you ain't get the glue?
And you know how life works, this is how life work.
You're gonna go back to Walmart.
You're gonna go back to Walmart.
You think you're mad now.
Wait till you get back to Walmart and they got a glue sticks.
I told you.
You said, they gotta go to school without no clue.
Right when I think they're about to be like, okay, just go get the glue.
Nah, but the thing is, and then we gotta tell you, we talk about daddies that's active.
These are good fathers.
We ain't talking about them niggins that don't do shit for their babies and niggas
just leave a woman to just be fucked off and nigger don't give a fuck.
Hold on. Wait, wait. This is a perfect opportunity for us to talk to them
niggas who don't take care of their kids who fucking up the whole ecosystem.
I don't get it. The whole ecosystem of parents. I'm tired of playing step daddy boyfriend. I'm tired.
You been doing that? I'm been doing that.
Everybody got a baby these days and for some reason the baby daddy is not in their life or it didn't
work out and then knowing the type of person that I am I can't fight I got
accept you you want to talk to them niggas right there let them niggins know
how hard it is for you being there having to leave another nigger baby and
they love you because you a man you know shout out to your step kids all
of them just because you ain't with their mama no more they mean until they
mama get a new boyfriend they last stepdad is still their stepdad
damn tired of y'all getting these women pregnant and not being there and then
when it's my turn, when I want to talk dirty on the phone
or I want to come over and have sex,
the baby wanted to be up and watch Paw Patrol all night.
And I can't get none because the baby comes first.
Where is the daddy?
Take the baby so me and the girl, we can do grown folks stuff.
Stop having me deal with that.
And then they get mad at me because they see me as a good dude
and they see that I don't want to help.
Not not don't want to help.
But they take advantage.
Not they take advantage of it, bro.
over there fucking them kids mama and you ain't gonna help better help but that's not my
job whatever you fucking name mama let you know right now ladies with babies that's not if you're
fucking with me i'm coming over there with a care package for you and the baby real frosted flakes
lunche booze telling me that's not my job that man's telling you what to do you're not going to be
over there fucking them kids mama and not going to have nothing to do with racing from a single
mother household you know how will and i would have been to go to sleep for a nigga to fuck
my mom if he came with snacks.
Chico, one of them niggas.
That's a real.
That's reality.
That's the reality.
Ain't nobody ever bring me no care package to come over there.
You just gonna come over here and fuck my mama with nothing for me but conversation.
What's up, little man?
Nigger, nothing.
You see that polar bell on that box of frost and flakes right there?
It's the little shit.
Fix that.
So that's why I come with a care package.
I ain't coming over the house with just dick.
I got a whole lot of that, but I'm going to bring some shit for little man so he can
look at me and be like that.
Well, relax.
When I come, no, fuck that.
No, fuck that.
Cause this shit is important to me.
When you can, for all the niggins, pay attention to this.
If you come over there, man, it don't take nothing.
Just go to Kroger, you know what I mean?
Wherever your local grocery store is, get some snacks and shit that you would have to have as a little boy.
Watch how little man or a little lady be like, Bami, Daddy over here.
I'm gonna go ahead and lay down real quick.
I'm gonna drink this last Capri's son.
I'm gonna go ahead and lay that.
Just chill.
You just relax.
Dricks.
My bad.
You tripped.
I've dated someone.
I've dated someone.
who had a kid right and the baby daddy wasn't you know around or he was
considered a dead beat and I watched and this is me going over there just
like at weeks at a time going to visit we stayed in two different states so
whenever I go visit so this will really this will really caught my eye
when I go over there when I go oh let me like what when I go over there I would
notice she says oh my son doesn't eat eggs he does she told me in the beginning
that's just a random fact but when I was over there I noticed a
more time I came over there when I started eating eggs he started eating eggs and he would
tell his mom at the at the table she was like he was like mom I want eggs you like but you don't
eat eggs and then he'll eat eggs so he started eating his egg and I'm proud you proved my point
if he would have had a male figure in that house who showed him how delicious eggs were in the
morning he he does like eggs right she don't like he don't like he and then convince him that
he don't like it and that's why you can't
you over there fucking on them kids mama
and not help raise them.
And not bringing no eggs.
As a boyfriend, though?
Whatever. It don't matter.
There's something little as that.
If you had came in the house with a carton of eggs,
every time that nigga you came over.
Hey, little man, guess what I got for us in the morning?
Yay!
E-man's here.
I'm going to sleep, mommy.
Guaranteed.
I'm going to sleep, mommy.
Y'all, y'all go ahead.
If y'all need anything, I'm going to turn the TV or let me fall asleep.
You think he wants to watch Papa Trot.
He just don't fuck with you, man.
Any time I was trying to stay up and be up and shit when a nigger would come through the apartment,
because I don't fuck with you, nigga.
You don't just get to come over here.
So you're saying, be good enough to the woman to where when the kid know you want to have sex, he'll bust and double.
Man, because that's your main motivation.
You got to understand that.
Go ahead, man.
As a black man, especially with a black woman, if she got black children, you as a black man,
owe that time that you over there to that Lord child to teach him something if you can.
Yeah, you don't have no strategy.
Teach him something.
You're going over there empty-handed.
Teach him, don't go over there empty-handed.
You just go over there coming there.
What's up, little man?
Give me fine.
I'm not talking in that sense.
Like, I'm not that type of person.
I go over there.
I like kids when they're not.
I like kids.
I like kids that I have to get back.
The snick is that I can return.
Not that, you know, what I'm saying.
They cool.
I'm talking about just like the baby, like the mama can't do it.
And it's not her fault.
That's why I'm mad at the baby daddy.
It's not the mama's fault.
It's whenever she's like, oh, the father won't take the kids this week, he's tripping.
He don't have no way to take him.
Where is he at?
Give me the kid.
No.
I'm going to go drop him off the baby daddy house.
The baby daddy don't have no house.
The niggas is a bump.
You better not.
He don't have nowhere to take him.
Why?
He's going to come get the kids.
You are going to be outside.
You can't go outside right now.
Yeah.
The baby daddy don't got shit.
And then he can't take him over his mama.
His mama, oh, them kids.
She ain't got time.
Those kids ain't got time.
It's ain't been quarantined.
You can't have been over here by the hell
because nobody won't watch.
That's what I'm,
you got to understand what he's saying.
Oh my God, this nigga.
Another nigger has already came over there
with nothing to awful but dick.
You got to be greater than that.
Three, four, five, nigga.
He is a vampire.
You got to be greater than that.
This nigger has lived for thousands of years,
know every situation,
stuff that I even bit.
Like, I don't, I don't understand this nigga.
You could ask 90% of women who have kids.
90%, maybe 95.
How do you know this?
Because.
I'm talking, I listen.
Listen, me too.
Maybe it's 90 to 95.
I would guarantee, I would bet my money, if we was betting,
I would bet that 95% of women who have children who are single mothers will admit that their baby fathers are bombs.
And the ones who aren't bombs got a whole other family with a bunch of kids.
Niggas will leave their baby mom with one kid, go be a stepdaddy for three more kids, handsome.
Man, I'll be like y'all are strange.
And when you go, and like you said, you got to listen.
Like, I sit and talk to the women that I deal with the guy kids,
and you just see how stressed out they be about the littlest shit.
I see.
And it's just like, damn, baby, you're in a position where you stressed out about, like,
don't know, nut, like, man, my son's got a tooth that's sore,
and it costs $200 to get the tooth pulled, but I call him and he's that one man.
And I'm just looking like, dang.
Do you help with the 200?
Of course, especially if the pussy good, you deserve that 200.
You are relieving my stress.
How selfish would I do.
He never going to go to sleep if it's too.
Right. How selfish am I to come over here and be getting some good head and my stress relief.
And he crammed over that.
All right now, bro. See, don't do that, though.
You don't have no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
We can have this great conversation, but don't put, see, see, when you say stuff like that,
it's women out there that's watching this going to see this and be like, so that's it.
Okay, cool, so all it does take pussy.
All I got to do is have good pussy and that's going to be taking care.
No, no, no, no, no.
First of all, I'm not saying that because you got to have more than just some good pussy to get around niggies,
like us you got to have a whole lot more but if I'm over there and we didn't reach the point
where you are distributing the good pussy that how I got a I got a logic I want to put out here
good pussy is like parking lot all these spaces are good but it's one that's right there by the
door we didn't park closer before don't this shit just hit different yeah when you go up and
you think it's the handicapped spot but it's one right beside that don't have a clue on it
nigger but all of these are good spots you still get the same outcome you're
car get out and you're going to be straight because you got a parking spot but when you find that one that's like whoa yeah yeah and it's like it's your spot and it's another nigga that didn't appreciate it he parked the scooter in that motherfucker
he didn't park the scooter in that bitch and wasted the parking spot and here you come with a car
or the little or the little key a car when you pull up and you think it's open and it's just half a car in the yeah they're one of them and he he ain't even appreciate the reality of what's going on so you got to understand you had a point now you had a very unique point you don't have no children bro right you don't have none so you got to you can set the board the way you want to set it and nigger
and first of all don't i don't even know why you spend so much time talking to
of this thing. This nigga is, he's rich.
That has nothing to do with nothing.
It got a lot of, you, that means
your life should be so easy.
Because y'all, but y'all are looking at it like,
y'all think this just take care of everything.
I ain't gonna fay, y'all got my thing to get out.
Y'all are way to more matured.
That's the only thing missing from that equation.
Fine-ass woman, baby, no father.
Need a few dollars.
Niggie, you won!
Forever.
Because that.
You always need a few dollars.
A few dollars add up.
No it don't.
No it don't.
No it don't.
No, a don't. A few dollars don't add up.
So 25, four quarters don't make a dollar?
No, because you, maybe I need 25 a set here.
You're trying to make it seem like we're not tapping.
We're not doing no tricking.
This right here is we are building the ecosystem.
This is ecosystem building.
We talk about what do you think we working as hard as we work for?
I'm not going to work as hard as I work if I'm going to be over somebody house and be in their space and not be able to contribute.
I'm not going to come up with.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, are we talking about somebody?
We got to get down to the specifics.
Are we talking about a woman you actually want to be with or just, are you going to be with nobody?
I don't want to be with none of them, but I want to be around them.
Like, listen, you got to understand, man, your time is valuable.
That's more valuable than any money you got.
So if you're willing to go spend your time with a motherfucker and it's a few dollars that will make that time more helpful for everybody in the equation.
More pleasant.
More pleasant.
So you said that's okay to do for multiple of women with kids?
If you are able, that's in the Bible.
If you able.
If you is able, you can be fruitful.
No, I don't tell me this.
I mean, but you're the one picking them.
If you pick the woman with kids, then you should do it.
I don't be knowing.
Everything in me doing good, then boom, I got kids.
Well, I can look at my fucking tell.
Every time.
No, you can't.
Every time, a lot of girls, even on their Instagram, a lot of girls don't even put their kids.
I don't love nobody in my business.
I get to them.
Then all of a sudden, this is junior and this is junior at.
Start looking at them hips.
Like, I don't get it.
Well, listen, that means that's on you.
You got to start asking better questions, nigger.
Stop asking them goof-ass questions.
So what's your favorite color and where are you from and all that shit?
Do you have any children?
Is the nigger active?
And if not, then you know what you're going into.
I like that.
Is it a nigger active in your life?
Y'all still cool?
Everything be going good.
Yeah, because if you say where they're dad, it had to get mad.
Right.
Boom.
Active.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Because the kids, I got the kids this week.
Okay.
You had the kids last week.
I got the kids.
Okay, what the dad are at?
See, that's, you're asking her the wrong time.
You just gave them.
I don't know.
I'm not.
Another example where a few dollars.
Exactly.
Oh my God, bro.
I can't do it.
You know what I mean?
All right, well, let's just sum it all up, you main.
If you're messing with a lady who has some babies, you're going to need a few dollars.
If you're messing with a lady that got some babies,
you need a few dollars.
It's going to cost you a couple dollars.
Every time you got to feed them, house, and the fucking.
Oh!
Yes, you can't.
It's like a tax.
It's the cost of fucking somebody, mama.
That's fucked up.
That's them kids' mama.
And you want, that's the kid's mama.
And you over there trying to put your weird, I'm out.
And they're messing with another person because now the kids are involved.
Nope.
All of that.
Listen to this.
Stop being a hoe, man.
Get your life together.
You over there trying to freak on them kids.
Mama.
It's going to cost you either way to do that.
Because God don't like ugly.
If you want to go over there and do all that freaky shit to a woman,
find you somebody who ain't nobody.
Mama who belongs to the streets.
She is their mama.
She is almost getting right with God probably.
Oh, I love and hate them talking.
Listen, I'm just talking shit.
I don't want nobody to crucify me
because every time I talk shit,
as a comedian on a comedic platform they try to crucify those if you just told them get one that belongs to the streets you think you're gonna spend a few dollars on that one
but that's a whole nother education yeah that's a whole other tax bracket you're gonna have to jump in on that one so you're much better to spending that few dollars on them lunchebles niggins how much a box of caprice
why don't you just find you a nice girl and settle down I because boom they got keys you like every time you think things are going good they don't tell you everything at first because I don't
know you like that. Then right when you get ready
to just, okay, you know what, I'm interested in you.
Well, if you're going to accept me. How many times
has this happened to you? Junior.
Junior at. That ain't too many
to deal with. Two. That's just the juniors.
Two, oh, it's be used more than you. But see, you're looking
for a relationship, right? Yes. You want a girl.
I don't, I'm, that ladies there are still.
Oh, my man. This is easy. This is easy.
You know how many, fine there is.
When I'm looking for goofy shit like a relationship, then you change the
conversation. You know how many, fine.
as women watch this tell them what you're looking for I my name is Emanuel they
know your name right you guys know my name um I'm just looking for someone that
that the music is nice I like that um turn it up player let him give his a profile thank you
we're gonna turn this shit to 85 South Show dating platform love connection uh 29 no kids
uh I love God Christ to be exact um I'm doing all right um financially I have a big
family so I wish to have a you know a big family in the future I guess you don't
mind dating someone with children already I don't mind dating someone with a child a
child the S is mm-hmm I think that's my betty yeah because you're a young
nigga the two or three might have been throwing you up you should have started with
the one yes I know right now in my life no s is on the end of child start with one
two then stress you maybe two if the baby daddy is present is present and like y'all not
cool but he take care maybe
Would have heard the baby daddy are cool and she got more than one?
Maybe two.
Just two.
Whoa, whoa.
What type of lady you're looking for, man?
What type of lady you're looking for?
What type of lady you're looking for?
I'm looking for someone that, um, that knows how to accept a man in the, in the presence of God, you know, because that's what you have to go.
That's some cold shit.
Ooh.
I ain't even that type of nigga, but I can't wait to tell.
Girl, you're looking at a nigga standing in the presence of God.
Yeah, so someone, someone that, now this is a tough.
This is a tough.
This is a tough.
Yeah.
I feel that shit.
Someone who actually listens and when lets the guy lead and not question everything.
Wait, wait, wait.
Some of these things, you just...
Oh, yeah.
Let them get it out, though.
I feel you, but...
You'll go back.
We'll go back after.
Let them get it out.
You ask me what I'm looking for.
Let me tell them what I'm looking for.
A woman that...
This niggas about to clown.
Wait, stop the music.
I can't.
I can't drink.
I can't...
I can't...
Ah!
I'm looking for a woman that listens to me.
I'm looking for a woman that listens, oh, hey.
Oh, shit, man.
This is niggins.
Oh, wait.
This shit I left.
He said you're looking for a woman that listens.
Like just the ones he been funny with,
they're the only ones that don't let.
I'm like, you're someone who's out and then let some man lead and doesn't play.
Oh, get the fucking.
You might be able to find a unicorn, Nick.
Look how Marvin Gay looking at you.
Oh, oh, shit.
Hey, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He laid it to the cow and loz.
That's the woman that listens.
Oh, wow.
Oh, look how we're looking at that niggins look.
Hey, Obama and Michael Max, all the bigger, look at everything.
Oh, look at Obama.
Look at Obama.
Look, I'm mad at your black-ass look.
Martin and her, she ain't listen.
Look, nigg, that nigga, like stupid-ass stuff, nigg.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This, nigg.
This is funny.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Listen.
I got this.
Look at D.C.
looking at me.
We all are looking for one to listen.
This ain't just the manual.
We all are.
We all listen.
Listen.
Now you're about to call your mom.
I'm going to be all.
I'm going to.
Hey.
I'm going to.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Hey, this is Eddie by ourselves.
He's looking for a woman that's going to listen, let him leave.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, my story.
Oh, man.
We all live.
I don't even tell him the rest, yeah.
Oh, fuck the rest.
He'll figure the rest out.
Keep this.
We're going to chronicle this.
Ten years, we're going to come back and be like, hey, he's bad.
Hey, man, how's that search for the woman that listen going, digger?
Oh, my God.
Ah.
It ain't no dude.
There ain't no woman that listen.
Listen.
To what?
I listen to what I want to hear until you say some shit I don't want to hear
Then I'll hit none of that shit
But Emmanuel is looking for it.
Hey, listen, you find the one that listen, nigger.
You have beat the game.
The credit's going to start rolling after that one, boy.
Woo.
Hey, if you find a woman, then listen, don't fuck me.
That nigga, he's ashamed.
Oh, mercy, mercy.
I'm not even sure if that wasn't his pose before I walked in here.
Oh, man.
Yeah, he was singing at first, then you said that shit, he went.
This thing is it!
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, man.
Look at that woman on their pitch of singing.
Guess what she's doing?
Not listening.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Dude, oh, man.
Yeah, what the fuck, man.
Oh, man, that shit there.
Oh, my God.
Hey.
That was it.
That was it.
He said some cold shit right before that, though,
Lowe's you looking for a motherfucking stand in the presence of God.
I'm looking for a woman that listens.
Man, God was like, man.
Go ahead.
man you got out of that man you had it at first thing you just go you want some devil and shit now
nigga you you're wishing for some evil shit now you want to fuck the matrix of that shit
man you're trying to ruin the matrix well well listen if you're out there maybe you're in the
comments i don't know how the video going to work but i'm looking down at the comments if you
are out there ladies leave a comment i will be checking the comments if you like to listen
Obviously, that is one of the most imposters.
That's like a dragon ball.
Whatever.
It's like a dragon ball, ladies.
But if I could, you know, if you like to listen, you're in these comments.
Boy, I've been doing this.
I've been doing this shit, so I ain't never met nobody.
Listen.
Call you mommy.
She'll listen to you.
That's the only one that's guaranteed to listen to.
I can see that there's a clip right now.
She's going to listen to tell you say some shit you don't want you, nigger, hey, man.
Women don't listen so much.
You are telling them something.
And they were repeated just to let you know that they're in here.
He's like, God, I can't stand you with it.
So you're saying you don't like me?
That is not what I said.
Oh, my God.
This nigga said you better call your mama.
Your mama listen to you.
That's a shirt.
And then she just don't.
She only going to listen to a certain extent too, but at least you guarantee that one.
Hey, ladies, in the comments, hey, man, if you listen, just put, I listen in the comment.
Please.
I listen, hashtag 85 social.
And then we're going to let a man you find out just how.
full of shit you really are you to try to joke I didn't choke laughing hey man I don't
even know if we need to go nowhere else out of that we we do we might had we might
had to go ahead just call that one yeah man this is called the I listen episode
you know this episode is for the fellas only oh the ladies ain't gonna understand this they
might not get it they're not gonna understand they're not gonna understand it that's
this is a good thing about coming on the show bro you get a lesson you get a lesson you get a
laugh and you get love. Oh, man. Oh my God, bro. It's not just you.
Lesson, laugh, and love. Oh, wow. Triple L. Love the lesson and laugh. Hey, man. Some
things just never going to happen to you, man. You're out here looking for some impossible.
I lost it. This man said, look at you. Look at you. Look at me. The funny thing is, this
This nigga, look at, I'm in the right, but this, he's looking dead at me.
I don't think y'all understand.
I don't think y'all can see it from that trajectory.
Oh, man.
He could be looking at any other thing in there.
I'm put in the perfect position for the law and say, look how this nigga Marvin Gaye looking at.
This nigger's an ancestor right now.
Oh, bro.
And look how he's looking at me.
Me and Marvin Gay got the same birthday, man.
Hey, me and Marvigay from the same city.
Come on, but, but not.
And Marvin Gay don't fucking that shit.
Marvin Gay is related to your best.
Hey, man, you got to get that paint to put it in your house.
Remember you back bad asses.
Whenever I get into an argument with shit?
Yeah, you gotta look at that Marvin, man.
With Marvin just won't pass that painting in your house.
That's why they're gonna let you know.
Gay.
Stop that dumb-ass shit, you join?
Gay.
You got to tuck the picture, Inga.
Gay.
Marvin is hot at this point in you, bro.
Oh, man.
Highly.
No, you didn't have to point that out, bro.
I lost it.
I lost it.
I lost a few pounds.
I lost a few pounds, like laughing, burning back and laughing.
You know who this podcast is for?
This podcast is for everybody who let Marvin Gay down.
Oh, my God.
And at some point, we all.
Let Marvin Gay down.
Stop letting Marvin Gay down, fellas.
This is the 85.
People have been hitting us about getting their art on the wall.
You can get your art on the wall.
I'm gonna make sure, Joe, can you drop the PO box?
Yeah.
we can get some new fan art because we got a lot of fan art we just haven't switched it out in a minute
y'all be doing some dope art man at the uh at the office a bunch yeah man bring some so we're going
to switch them out and you know what that's what we're going to do the 85 south show we're going
feature fan art of us like we're going to try to feature some fan art we've been meaning to do it
we just ain't brought none over here we're going to feature some fan art and show y'all for all this
fan art this is going to make a great name scream saver nigger right there oh my god bro that
This has been one of the funnest.
Oh, that boy.
I knew it.
I knew they was going to get ready to grill me.
I knew it.
But you did that to yourself.
Don't put that on dust about.
Every man, they didn't look at you like Marvin.
Nigger, I cannot wait.
I would never let you down again, Marvin.
There you go.
Anything you want to say to them before we close out, bro.
Hey, man, keep supporting these guys, man.
Keep supporting these guys.
These men, I can get on here.
I can literally get on here and, you know, they'll allow me to, you know, support my own brand,
but it ain't even about that, man.
Keep supporting the 85 South.
So every last one of them, people that come on here, I'm telling you, bro, this is what we need.
Because even though I'm up here joking from the bottom of my heart, dog, like, love the lesson and laugh, bro,
because these niggas teach me a lot.
They put me on so much game.
And I appreciate, you know, everything and everybody else, but I actually come to these guys for advice.
I've seen a, speaking of advice, I've seen a comment that was like some hating stuff.
A girl tweeted, she said y'all actually listened to the 85 South show for advice.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know if you remember seeing it, but I'm like, I do.
She said, y'all listen to Joe Budden in 85 South, like she was disappointed.
Yeah, but you know that comes.
We give great advice on this show.
I'm sorry that she doesn't like it.
Man, we're sorry, I agree that you don't like it.
But you know one thing that I know about people who leave comments like that, they dig in, they booed in, they smell of feelings.
They do.
Those are the same people.
And you know what she probably don't do?
The one that left that comment?
Listen.
She don't.
No, she don't.
Hey, man.
Get that dick out your ear and fuck what you heard.
Hey, man.
Hey, this has been another rendition of the 85 South Show.
I am Carlos Miller.
I am Chico Bean and this is our brother E-Man Hussing,
the one and only, motherfucking E-Man hustle.
Let's see you, bitch.
Go run that chest moves up.
Run that chest moves up.
Run it up.
Run it up, yeah.
Oh.
My Mace.
My Mace.
Oh, my God, dog.
This nigger here.
He need him, my love, baby.
That's gonna end.
Him and Kodak.
Oh, boy.
Nah, I lost it, bro.
Your own niggas is hilarious, man.
Bro.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sure.
Hey, man.
Hey, Loz.
Where's my trap jumping?
I got a fire fit.
See what I'm saying?
What size you need?
What size you need, immediate?
These shoes are the way perfect with the trap jump.
What size you need?
You want a t-shirt?
Meal, bro, with the hoodie.
I want, bro.
That is fire.
Okay.
You know what? Watch this.
I do it with a manual right here.
Alright, look, because I just did that one last week.
We did a bunch of shit.
We got them on.
Are we ready?
Are we filming?
Ain't that right?
Production, man.
Yeah, yeah.
You're apparel?
Yeah.
85 apparel.
He made one a script.
We'll do one with the script and one freestyle.
Yeah.
Man, you got this.
Let's go.
I ain't talking about shit.
Do we need to find another option, man?
The street's hungry.
Oh, we're working through it.
I haven't figured out of that, right?
You're tired of me?
Yeah.
I saw you roll your eyes.
You know, we're trying to get rid, man.
I just want to get rid, Chad.
Faddle.
I'm hilarious, man.
We got to do another draw before.
Hey, uh, Damon, are we wrong?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's on you, Tico?
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