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Motor therapy, eight dates. So you just came here to tell me, basically, I'm just living
all wrong. Therapy, date longer. I don't have the day longer. What, you got boundaries? I figured
this shit out already. You got boundaries? Yeah. I got a lot of boundaries. Yeah.
Ain't nobody about to talk to me crazy.
That's it.
That's basically where it started.
You get that one right,
everything else falling in line.
You got boundaries.
Yeah.
When y'all establish boundaries?
We're on top.
Look, this.
Most people from the hood and people who pour don't,
they weren't taught boundaries.
Especially if you grew up in a house with a bunch of siblings,
there's no about, people go on people plate.
I wear your shoes.
If you're my old brother, they fit, have a side.
Like, there's no boundaries.
So this is stuff that, like, at some point it had to click
for y'all where I gotta have, you know, lines in the sand
that I don't allow people to park.
Yeah, the first day I went outside.
I'm letting nobody play with you.
You gotta bring everything back in the house
that you took outside with you.
Ain't nobody fan to take nothing from you.
That's what your mama told you.
The shit, yeah.
They're the rules.
If they fuck with you, pick up a brick.
And where are all these bricks, Mama?
Where do you think it's just bricks?
And y'all don't think y'all need therapy.
You hear what you say?
No, because without.
Without that shit, we would have never been successful in anything.
It's not the actual actions that they was trying to instill in us.
It was, like you said, the mindset.
Because anybody who ever been through some shit like that
know that people play with you how they think they can play with you.
Right.
They're going to try to manipulate what they think is, you know.
If you get junked, fuck one of them motherfuckers all the way up.
That's cool when you a kid.
But when you are an adult, things have to be processed differently.
This one I'm telling you y'all
You can approach it with the same mindset
As long as you're not using it
For the same context
You can't approach
If you was out, safe for answer
The same way I said
When I went outside
My mama said, don't let nobody play with you
And nobody gonna take nothing from you
Blaset Blah
Okay
Don't let nobody play in your face
You can take that same mindset
And go and do a presentation
And rock that shit
Kill the whole anxiety
The whole nerves and everything
Ain't nobody fend to play with me.
You can't take that same.
Okay, so look, what he described is his mom
giving him a conflict resolution strategy.
You cannot use that as an adult.
That's a kid.
Somebody has to get to a point where they tell you,
okay, a lot of those strategies that you literally use
when you was a kid, you can't,
when you're younger, somebody tried to take a toy from you
or take that same stuff.
His mama's saying, don't let nobody take his stuff.
He can whoop their ass, and it'll turn out way different
than if you've grown.
and somebody try to take something
and it can turn it to a hole
you can't literally apply.
That's what I said, not the same context
but the same mind state.
Explain.
I'm not saying like as a child
you're gonna like you say as a child
you do take the action and put your hands on somebody
but by the time you're in the goal
and you use the same logic
you know that there's a consequence.
That don't drop off.
They right not.
It's my mama said hit you back.
You hit me, I hit you.
And then they're both in jail.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't assume that everybody got the same level of intelligence.
No, I'm telling y'all the majority of what's going.
I can say this with confidence.
Like when you get into, when we're speaking on just poverty,
a lot of the urban community,
they literally carrying around as adults,
the same lines they mama told them when they was young.
This is why you see so many people in jail,
in spaces where they got to go to anger management
because they took it literal.
Well, you know, some people got to go.
They got to learn that way
I don't want to come
I'm not having to wreck out
everybody
I'm speaking for niggins who
are, you know
Nick quote unquote
nigger normal
some people do need to go to therapy
they don't have some terrible
tragic type of shit
and some people need to go
just because they need to learn
how to express their self
and they have things in their mind
and they got trust issues
or whatever whatever the case may be
there is no
definite answer for that
but some people not going
Some people just going to be fucked up and be...
There's some people that ain't going to go.
Hey, just regularly.
Okay, let me ask y'all this.
You're not saying that I am.
I'm just saying.
Some people just...
For a lot of people that don't have a therapeutic source,
somebody that's confidential, they use the internet now.
Right.
And so...
Some people use this show.
Ain't that crazy?
This is therapy for some people.
I am a therapist.
Therapeutics.
Ladies, rub your tits if you love hip-hop.
This is the shit that they want to see me say.
And I'm not knocking therapy.
Therapy is great.
No, therapy good.
Hey, man, there's so many different forms of therapy.
It's therapy just taking care of yourself.
Sometimes cleaning your ass and getting your shit together.
And they're going to teach you meditation.
They're going to teach you to quiet your thoughts and meditation.
But smoking marijuana, that's a form of meditation.
That's why I be high.
Listening to music.
Look, I beat high.
So now you go to therapy.
That's my therapy.
It showed me how to separate my thoughts from my emotions.
Yeah.
I give the best apologies when I'm hiring.
Right.
It's therapy.
I'm telling you, it's a form of meditation.
For people to actually, some people, I'm telling you,
they can't separate what they feel from what's real.
This is why a lot of people,
they'll only be able to work certain type of jobs all their life.
You ought to think about this.
Pilots that fly planes, people that manage large amounts of money at investment firms.
anybody to have a higher level positions in life,
they have to be able to manage their emotions
and separate what they feel from what's real.
This is why most of those jobs,
they have to go to quarterly therapy.
They got to go get evaluated every so often
to make sure you is operating in the right space.
Otherwise, you can't do this type of work.
And the only people that can go around
and just fuck therapy, I don't need shit,
I'm going to just do how I feel how I want to feel.
Take them same philosophy, some childhood,
people with low-paying jobs.
because you ain't really got to think
you ain't got to do nothing
anybody depending on you
don't nobody life depending on it
you can't be no brain surgeon
going to work and you're mad at your bitch
you ain't operating on a nigga brain
you think brain surgeon
you think brain
bitch goddamn me
I ain't
so the bitch gonna tell me
you got life
drunk up
give me to get me this
playing a brain surgeon's like
bitch I ain't got time
for this shit right now
you're the motherfucking life
I ain't got time for this goofy
shit
it's a motherfucker
entertainment
give my phone
Come, bro.
Give my phone.
You think that ain't happening.
Listen, listen, if you don't take therapy,
separating and managing your emotions
from real life, you ain't gonna get
no successful positions in life and shit like that.
You can't be an important person
if you can't do that.
Even you think about people who do public speaking
in them big seminars, people like Grant Cardone
and stuff like that, you can't be up there mad
at your bitch talking. These people don't pay $300.
Man, those motherfuckers take Zinnakes
before they go up there.
up there.
I'm not really...
Whatever something they got to do.
You cannot be up there.
I took a whole 30, a perk 30.
If you want money, all you have to do is manifesting.
I remember when I made my first million dollars,
my father-in-law gave me the money,
and I started investing money,
and I started selling calendars,
and then my calendar just made $27 million.
All of them.
Because I'm white, and then white people can do anything in America.
Don't buy this seminar if you're not white.
I only want to sell this to white people
because it works.
If you're in America, if you're in America, if you're a regular white person in America,
you can tell everybody else how to make money.
That's exactly what happened to me.
I took advantage of all the racism and white privilege, and now I'm selling you shit that'll never happen.
Go to my website, and I'm going to charge you $60 to my other website.
That's right, rich dad, poor dad.
The whole point of that book was so you don't talk of women who already have to.
children. That's how you get rich. In America
if you're white.
Make your own kids.
Stop recycling these people.
This is stupid. Whatever, man.
Y'all don't want to hear this shit. I'm talking.
It's because I'm black. When you start tapping
into that, though you learn about, like, generational wealth.
You learn about multiple streams of income.
They eliminated us off the top.
We're black. Ain't no generational wealth.
Yes, you created. We've been
generations. You created.
We've been fucking.
I put all that pressure on me.
There's been 20 generations of us.
you motherfuckers, and now I got to save the family.
Now that you got a kid.
What you niggas been doing?
Ain't nobody else had no breakthrough.
Why you sell,
ain't nobody in this family ever had $7,000?
Why you sell the story?
Man, fuck this family.
Y'all mean, so, grandma.
Now that you got a kid, generational wealth.
And when you start listening to the different people,
even once he's talking about with white privilege,
you start to get an understanding for what amount of things like credit
because you can leverage it to put yourself and your,
and your family in a better position.
Like, we, you know, we don't have these conversations.
Even like a lot of white people, by the time they was 19, 20,
they already had a perfect credit score,
but that's because their parents added them on their credit score,
paid their credit card, on their credit reporter, on their card,
there's an authorized user paid.
They shit on time.
By the time you get 1920, now your score is already good.
That's how you get your jump start.
Generational wealth, understanding.
The only way you can see money is to create multiple streams
and, of course, live off of less than one,
or one of them.
That's going to be a thousand white people in the comment.
That's bullshit.
I work for everything I have.
You fucking blacks always think somebody gave or something, man.
I went to college.
I studied my ass off.
I went to Iowa University State Tech College.
Got my degree as a nail tech.
Learn how to draw blood and became a phobotomist.
Now I'm a surgeon, bro.
Nobody gave me shit.
If you want something in America,
grab yourself by your dick hands and pour yourself up.
Grab your pews
Listen, Tuts, I don't know who this chick is.
She's kind of hot, but she's fucking crazy
if she thinks that's how America works, man.
What's in here, chutz?
I'm telling you, man.
Y'all got to tap in.
What Morrow, the King, say?
It's very insulting to tell a man
to pull himself up by his bootstrap
and he doesn't have any boots.
But you know what's even crazy?
He said that one.
That was cold.
But you can't.
Give me my pants.
You can't pull yourself by your bootstrap.
If you don't have no fucking boots.
No, no, no, no, no, period.
If you had boot straps.
This, Nick, I told you.
How would you grab the back?
You, you're flying.
Nicky, you can float.
You are a magical Negro.
If you can grab your boots and pull yourself up,
Nicky.
But they listen, you're taking it too little.
But no, but that's what they're
crazy.
That's what it used to mean.
It used to mean something impossible to do.
They repurpose this shit to use on us, like, do some impossible shit, nigger.
Like, and make it seem like, hey, if you just work hard, you can do this shit.
You ain't never pull yourself up by your bootstraps because nobody can pull themselves up by the bootstraps.
It's impossible.
If you could, you can fly.
That's why that's my partner right down.
This is why you got to tap into multiple streams of income, understanding credit, generational wealth, management of emotions.
eight dates when you're dating people
so you don't have boundaries
so that you're not
you know it's so many people that they are victims
like their mindset is that someone is always
doing something to them
everything is somebody else's fault
or just life is happening to me
but you know what's happening to you now
is basically the results
of your decisions one to three years ago
so of course this type of mindset
it has to be developed in order to like come
up out of shit
literally and this is the stuff that we ain't talking about
this nigger having an epiphany.
No, your voice would be calming this shit.
Keep going.
Turing my shit.
Go to therapy.
Get an understanding for credit.
And listen, for y'all, urban people,
stop naming all these active streams of income
as if these are multiple streams of income.
Y'all be talking, I do hair, I do nails,
I'm an esthetician, I cut grass.
All this stuff require your time.
It's only a certain amount of time in a day.
multiple streams of income
is based on active versus passive
meaning you want streams of income coming in
where you don't have to trade your time for money
you want the money to flow in
things like books
stuff that you've already created a piece of work
and people can rent it from you
or buy it after your time
has already been put into it
but all this 19 different LLCs
and all of them require you to show up
that's not multiple streams of income
and you're not winning nigger
Mm-hmm real shit
that ain't even
no string.
They got a koi pond.
You with the little fish,
you got to spend so much time.
That makes sense because time is money
once you get, especially.
Active income is where you go trade your time
for money. And if you only got so much time in a day,
just because you get a bunch of different hats,
if they all require your time, you always going to cap out.
Yeah. Yeah. A bunch of different hats,
you're always going to cap out.
That's the weird.
That's a fucking store slogan.
Welcome to Lids.
A bunch of different hats.
You always gonna cap out.
And this nigga pull the shit on his head and walk out the dog.
We need to pitch that to Lids.
Lids. Fuck with us, man.
We started a no cap campaign.
No cap.
No cap.
No cap.
No cap.
What kind of weed is y'all smoking?
It's called eight dates
You gotta go out with the weed
Eight times
Oh my God
I'm from St. Peasburg, Florida
Shout them out
Shout out to St. Petersburg, Florida
Pine County, y'all know, Tampa Bay Area.
You can rap.
You sound like it.
What kind of rap you do?
That nigga said what kind of rap?
I'm saying like
You gotta ask, what you mean?
What kind of, name the different types of rap.
It's gangster rap, gospel rap, Christian rap.
You think I do gospel rap?
You're good.
Ain't that wrong with it's a little Christian rap.
I ain't said nothing was wrong with it.
I said, you think I do Christian rap.
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Do I see it come as you are?
They ain't what the church post said.
You can Florida, too.
You got a tass on your neck.
And know it to be hard.
If you ain't no pussy-assad nigger, you're Lord.
Stand up, you heard me?
I want everybody to walk to the front.
I've got the chopper for the Lord.
It's sitting the don't outside.
I'm a grinning them friends.
I'm about to get baptized.
Whatever.
Name the other types of rap.
What else?
What's this?
Alternative?
What's alternative rap?
Emo.
How'd it go?
Well, the nays be singing sad.
You know how they'd be singing sad?
Like Juice Whirl.
Oh, okay.
I wasn't, but okay, yeah.
That's what that's called.
That one song, yeah.
But he'd be, yeah.
All that shit rap.
And then you got like, that silly-ass rap, like party music.
Silly-ass rap.
A silly-ass rap.
It was what?
What was a silly-ass rap?
That silly-ship.
That's silly shit.
Get silly.
Get silly.
Literally.
You remember that shit.
The dance flow silly.
I was in court with that nigger, man.
We had tickets together.
A rap is rap.
This is a lot of different genres, though.
I don't know if you fuck with this then,
because that shit busts.
I had to eat it.
Oh, you bring it.
I do.
We see.
They know I fuck with it.
This shit started when I used to work at Domino's.
Now I just had to eat this shit like once a week.
I don't know how long.
that's gonna laugh.
Can I assume if I'm addicted to this shit?
No bread and no rice.
It might be, y'all, you gotta show some black side of face.
Why aren't you eating a piece?
You're the first nigga I ever see eat a piece of upside down.
Why you got to turn it over?
What is it about the back?
I tried to tell you I was a different nigga.
But every piece you don't ate,
it's been from the opposite side.
It didn't like a pop-tart when I first looked at it.
I was about to say, what the fuck do
the fuck the domino's got going on, nigga.
You need to stop eating pork.
Why?
Because it's not good for you.
No, this shit ain't good for you.
No, it's not good for you either.
No, it's not good for you.
Everoni beef?
No, it ain't.
It's pork.
With some beef juice.
Pepperoni is healthy because it comes from the elbows.
It's got ronia in.
It's macaroni, basically.
You don't even know what's in it.
Peppered macaroni.
I can't stand it.
What are you trying to tell me?
Hey, man, Mr. Brown made something.
You a special kind of ronit.
Make a daddy feel proud.
Why do you think pork not good for me?
Pork is not good for you.
Look, look, it might not be good for you.
It's not good for you.
That's what I'm saying.
Why do you think everybody got to do the same shit?
No, listen, let me tell y'all this, though, about diet.
Our experience on this earth is going to be different.
You're going to not eat pork.
It is.
So check this out.
If we all stopped, what's the point?
So everybody could be healthier.
How the fuck would we know it?
Don't nobody eat it?
Listen, we already know enough
from the generational curses that we already see.
What if motherfuckin'all still be living,
the same motherfucker gonna be like,
I told y'all need to eat this shit,
I'm here too.
I'm eating this shit by myself for the longest.
I'm still here with y'all.
I don't understand.
Why y'all keep trying to prolong life?
You ready to go?
Stupid.
You're ready to go?
No, I think, I'm ready to go.
I'm just like, you're going.
Is you ready to go?
Well, you're ready to not, then you're on.
I'm going to feel when I go.
You're trying to go sooner.
I'm before when I go.
I can't stay at him.
We don't get the heaven jeans.
It's not healthy.
I'm good.
I ain't before I can't.
Yeah, you know.
You hungry?
Yeah, what y'all got?
We got some pork and pepperoni and shit in the back.
You know all the pigs that died go to heaven.
It's not healthy.
It's not healthy.
You sure?
Start with pork first.
Eliminate pork.
Then work your way.
Mm-mm.
So what do you eat?
What meats?
Seafood.
Just seafood.
Just seafood.
I'm on my way to be in the vegan.
So you eat fish and shell fish.
But you know, a lot for black people...
She killed more people than poor.
What you mostly eat?
So how...
What's your meal plan?
So when I eat it's...
It's a vegetable and a protein.
And I eat food.
When you talk about fish, like fish, or you talk about, like, tuna?
No, like fish, like salmon, seabas, like fish.
That shit ain't even healthy.
For a lot of, it is.
Seabas is good than the motherfucker.
It's healthy.
It's going to run in a little bit.
It's good, it tastes like it's swamming some butter.
It's good, but it ain't healthy.
The sea bass is healthy.
They get that shit from the melted butter factory.
Listen, most of us at.
That shit does swam through movie theater butter.
God damn, that shit is creamy and butter.
We get our diet from, you know, our parents,
get it from their grandparents, it go all the way back
and when we were slaves, and we was just giving
scraps and parts of animals. This is what make up, like, a lot of our
diet. Who the fuck is we?
Y'all think we all the same?
I mean, if I eat seafood all the time, like, I would.
Y'all were about to trick me into this slave shit.
All of us wasn't no goddamn slaves, man.
What's your favorite foods?
Oh, shit, what I eat?
Anybody in this room would tell you. I don't eat the fucking
four things, so.
What you eat?
What you eat?
I'm a little bit about four, five.
What is it?
You just, I ain't telling you so you can judge me.
You need to stop eating that.
Then it needs to be two by the time you leave.
Come here trying to change my life.
I'm older than you.
Leave this long.
That's why you need to change your name.
What the fuck I do?
How are you going to tell me and I have already outlived you?
You ain't outlived me.
You just was born before me.
That's the same fucking thing.
That's not the same thing.
Now, we was born the same time and I died before you did.
You out.
live me, but you were just moving for me.
No, I mean, I had a life and I was already living
before you were even conceived.
I'm light years ahead of you.
I didn't forgot some shit that you ain't even learned yet.
Now this nigga sound like my daddy.
That shit do be true.
And this shit we forgot be important than the motherfucker.
And you didn't even know it yet.
I wish I knew that shit I didn't know no.
We ain't important.
Trust me, I've been up the porch.
The pork ain't what's killing motherfuckers.
That ain't even it.
Well, it's the same lives
It made niggas sleepy
Yeah, it ain't the pork
It's Johnson to Johnson
We as black people
Got to stop using
So much fucking baby powder
That's what's killing everybody
Don't nobody
Don't nobody want to talk about that
Your mom used
Put that powder
It ain't the goddamn bacon
It's the Johnson
And Johnson baby powder
That shit giving
Everybody's counsel everywhere
You was a baby powder
With a tuxedo man on it
Don't use no baby powder
That shit ain't good for us
Something about the chemistry
And black people
Yeah I bet stopped having them
Hit me with that
When I was a little kid
I remember that
Putting the pot on your neck.
Yeah, don't do that no more.
I remember my dad said that,
Nick, bumped up like motherfuck who was itching the shit.
This nigga dead serious.
All right, man.
Y'all don't want to hit the shit that's really taking us out.
It ain't the food.
It ain't the goddamn food.
No.
It ain't the beef.
It's some of the food.
It ain't the fact that we cook all the nutrients out of the vegetables.
That's what I'm going to say,
we ain't got all the vegetables.
The vegetables ain't even got off.
You know, y'all are using the grown terminology.
I ain't ever had to use vegetable cooking their niggas all.
comment. I cook my shit at 115. Nobody gives a fuck. I'll have you know my
carrot tastes like me. Man, eat your grass and shut the fuck up. So listen, as you get older,
you have no concern about your diet. My diet is your diet? I'm being serious. Listen, the older
I get, the more I eat, what the fuck I want to? You know what I mean? The niggas I didn't say
out here living right and there's the same thing. I don't think I eat enough to eat bad. Like,
especially not. Like, I got a baby.
and that shit is
I can't eat some shit
because he sleep
like he sleep
wherever the fuck he sleep
I can't turn the air fry around
like I can't have no beeping
with the microwave
I didn't try it
like it's either I'm gonna
let him sleep
or I'm gonna eat
so that's been my goddamn diet
so I can have a little pepperoni
you had to bring
back around to the port
she acted like I got a barrel
of pepperoni over here
so
man
no but as people get older
we should care about our diet
because the idea is
you know everybody's gonna die
but you don't want to end up
like in those fucked up positions
health-wise as you get older
listen we can joke all we want
but when you get older and you hurting
you're in pain you fucked up
you can't walk your knees
they're talking about you got gout
high blood pressure diabetes
that shit worse than a nigga that's just old
but guess what
you was born with that shit
you got shit to do with what
you eat or drink and none of that.
You're going to have that shit anyway.
That's why when you have a baby now, you can look at the whole damn DNA.
You can create a baby.
You want the blue eyes, long legs.
All that shit is already in you when you get here.
No, it's generational curses.
It's because we repeat the same eating patterns as the people before us.
That's why we end up with the same shit.
They got.
And we, okay, I say this.
We eating the shit wrong.
We eating the shit wrong.
We can't eat no big country breakfast.
If you ain't had no big country morning
Like
Listen
He's not on finish
Though he's telling the truth
Like because the big country breakfast
Right
So you
You was in the country
You was on the farm
Your ass already had to be up
He was up at three
And you're gonna hurt those carbs
Working
And you're working
You're working
So the amount of carbs you consume
So the big country breakfast
Is renting your motherfucking
Diller damn mess
You gotta get all that shit
Back up in you
After eating it
But we sit up there
as a person from the country.
Hold on.
You're a fuel to that shit
because if you're a country person,
you're supposed to have a big country birth.
No, that's what I'm saying.
He's saying that now.
That's because you have it because that's how you had to have this shit.
Exactly.
So if you stop eating the shit, you're going to die.
No, no, no.
Listen, what I'm saying here.
Your granddad ain't that shit.
He's granddad ain't, no, no, no.
You didn't do the work.
You ain't did none of the work.
You ate a big country breakfast and set up.
And set up.
And played a country breakfast.
and played PlayStation.
You're going to die, my nigga.
You ate a
Big Country Breakfast and they ain't get out
the house. At all.
You were ordering a Big Country Breakfast.
All day.
Niggas.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm just saying the origins of.
I'm not about to sit here
and try to reach out to these motherfuckers.
If that's what they want to do, fuck it.
That's what I'm in life.
I'm 38.
If you want to fucking keep doing
that shit, do it. It ain't no
we can't save a mass amount of y'all.
Oh, fuck it.
Some of you
niggas gonna do right
and some of you niggas
is not.
I don't give a shit
either way.
Basically, is what I'm saying.
Some people are going to eat pork
and all that shit
and they're going to live
just as long as the rest
of the motherfuckers.
Some of them people...
Exactly.
Some of them motherfuckers
going to be vegan for two years
and the next thing you know
they're going to be asking
for a piece of your pepperoni.
Everything is a fucking trend now.
Stop telling you.
telling people you're vegan. Nobody gives a shit.
Y'all just love to keep announcing that shit.
You know I'm vegan, right? You don't eat that.
That's how I'm fin to be.
Nobody asks you.
Everything I stopped eating is what started hurt.
Hey, hey, hey, you need to quit eating that shit.
What?
I stopped eating ribs.
I stopped eating ribs.
Two of my ribs, bro.
You should have had your ribs.
You pay attention to your diet.
You're right.
You're right.
Have you a salad with some food.
Hey, man.
I remember when they used to think sandwiches was healthy.
Remember?
We know a sandwich was going to be the healthiest shit
while I put lettuce on me.
These sandwiches.
This thing is sound like a subway ad.
Nothing for a loving sandwiching, bro.
They never stop eating sandwiches.
They started just taking shit off the money.
What if it's not the ingredients?
It's the construction of a sandwich.
Take one of the piece of bread off.
Anything you eat in sandwich poem is automatically.
unhealthily unhealthy in the house.
Fuck around and find out them sandwiches that's on the lettuce
is worse than the bread.
They've got them burgers that they put on two pieces of lettuce.
Found out that shit said,
the lettuce is what's killing, Nick.
The lettuce absorbed the grease that actually
isn't even french fries.
These motherfuckers say you're only supposed to eat
three French fries.
I'm through listening to these motherfuckers.
You just don't want to do the mental work.
You don't want to be disciplined.
Talk to them.
They're the same people who told us.
You don't want to get discipline with your diet.
Flexstone vitamins was going to keep us from breaking our bones.
These are the same.
With the Flintstone kids, 10 million strong and growing.
Well, what happened to the rest of the kids?
I'm sure there's more than 10 million kids.
You know how many black kids wasted a birthday gift on them goddamn vodka.
You know your mom wasn't trying to just go getting over.
I used to eat them bitches like sweet tarts.
Nigga, they were sweet tarts.
Now that you know, you've grown enough of the same people who made your favorite
candies was making them Flintstone.
10 million strong.
They'll love it.
When you have a drone fan of Flintstone vitamin factory.
Where did they keep those at?
Never.
They got the nerve to put a real warning label on them motherfucker.
Do not consume more than two.
This ain't nothing but vitamin C.
I eat the hair from him before I
15 milligrams of vitamin C
and some damatop purple
on it. See, he's talking about the stuff on commercials
though. I'm talking about going and seeking
the knowledge for yourself about the food
you eat. The knowledge is a lie.
You alcoholized up.
All that knowledge is a laugh. Okay, so let
me just say this. I bought them books.
That shit ain't even printed straight.
It's a lie.
Listen, let me say this.
God damn lie. Explain why.
Explain just
He got your books on the table
This shit pretty pretty
Man
It was the table
Tell me why
Not nine reasons
Niggins shit need pork
Nika preck this shit straight
Most of the book
Is it rocked the page
Well listen
Explain why
When you grow food yourself
It go bad
In a week
Maybe two weeks tops
But if you buy it in a canned good form
It can last for years
I'm about to tell you why
Because your ass
Don't know how to farm
You don't pour that shit out the ground too early
It ain't good to eat
It ain't a big country breakfast and dudge
It ain't nobody out of him farming
Shit you want to eat straight off day farm
No, what I'm saying is
So you're telling me the stuff in the can
It's real food that can last that long
Nika, they have a scientist
That come out there every morning
And touch that shit
And be like, hmm, progress on Scotty
This is going to be delicious
Yes, preservatives
Thank you
For chemicals that they put in the food
That shit is
delicious.
Why you don't never mention that part?
I don't want to...
He'll fool that good.
Listen, he don't see
where I'm going on with this little shit.
You like canned fish?
I was literally teens.
What's canned vegetable you like for real,
right?
Nothing.
Okay, y'all, I don't fuck with vegetables.
You don't even believe in vegetables.
I don't believe in this thing, baby.
How do you got a mess of me?
Fuck your size, baby.
I'm a miracle.
You don't eat no.
I don't even believe in vegetables.
Not anybody in this room.
Hell no.
What do you eat?
Don't make me say that
What do you eat, y'all?
First of all, I drink a lot of liquor.
What do we eat?
Look, man, if you want me to write down a list of shit
that to keep you looking young and healthy, I will,
but I'm telling you, all that shit is fake.
What do you eat?
What do you eat?
Food.
What do you eat?
It ain't but like five things you need to be eating anymore.
Okay, pizza, what else?
Outside.
That's an exception.
That ain't even in my normal dog.
Okay, well, what the shit is that you eat?
Damn.
Why?
It's bothering you?
I don't know what you think.
I got the secret, man.
She's about to be a vegan.
Go ahead.
You're doing it wrong.
It's not it.
It's not the vegetables.
All the vegetables are that is fake.
You see, he couldn't explain that canned good shit.
I don't have to.
What vegetable fake?
All of them fake.
They're not fake.
Plants are not fake.
Vegetables are plants.
So you tell them, I'm not saying that vegetables are fake.
not telling you that. I'm just letting you know
that you have genetically modified
are not real vegetables. That's what you're saying
genetically modified. Yeah, so he's saying what I'm saying.
Exactly. So all this. Y'all be saying
the same thing. So they should watch
their diet. So if you say
if you said, if you can agree that all the vegetables
are fake, why the fuck would you switch
your dad to eat all fake food? I didn't agree that all
the vegetables was fake. The vegetables in the cans
and the vegetables that have GMO
you know, all kind of shit being sprayed
on them. Scientists, you know, genetically
modifying them bitches to be able to last
longer so that companies can make more money.
Yes, this is why you're supposed to watch what you eat.
Eat organic, try to grow your own food.
All of this stuff is relevant.
It's a part of watching your diet.
There is no such thing as organic shit.
All of that shit is they got to come from somewhere.
That shit they sell in that.
No, it's growing.
You grow it, but you just don't put the chemicals on it.
That's what makes it organic.
Go grow your own food.
Organic mean is little.
It's going to be nasty as fuck.
And you're going to go right back to eat this shit.
That's what you can't believe I'm wasting 13 months on this shit.
Two squash and four cucumbers
It sound good
Until you go to the doctor
And they say
Tell us your family history
When something wrong with you
And then the doctor Mike
Come in there and say
Hey yeah
You ate that fruit
And that shit was poisonous
You tried to grow
At your house
Yeah you were spraying
That shit you learned
On YouTube on it
You don't put alcohol
On your food ever sir
When they ask you
Explain the illnesses
In your family
Exactly
All of mental
What if I come from a family
Full of Healthy Crazy Motherfellers
They ate good
They just was fucked them upstairs
Strong as an artist
That shit insane
The craziest venous you ever met in your life
Healthy as a horse
Plenty of energy
Nobody could take them down
At the mental institution
For security guards
To get my uncle Ned down
He used to break handcuffs like this
Beat up 12 police officers
Stunk a pull the stick up his ass.
Turn that nigga to a popsuit.
Bro, you got to stop.
That's why you go to therapy
so you don't be crazy.
You learn about managing your emotions
so you better deal with life
for you end up like Ned.
Exactly.
Turn that nigga drake to a popson.
Man.
Pay attention to your diet.
You should pay attention to your time.
your diet.
But treat yourself.
Eat some bad shit, too.
Because if you'll never eat no bad shit,
the good shit ain't going to work.
What?
I mean, you got to get this shit
something to do.
You can't just be out here
taking medicine all the time.
You got to put some bad shit in your body.
You got to eat some pepperoni pizza.
So when you go vegan, your body can be like,
man, remember you just eat pizza and shit?
It's the last piece of boo-bo.
and this is gonna do lettuce after this.
You know who would fucking agree with you?
Who?
Ocho Cinco.
Yeah.
He said he eats McDonald's every day.
Why the hell this niggins you ever see?
And it make a callous in your body
where you can't get hurt
because it's bad for you so it makes you tough inside.
Listen, when you make it, if he make it to an older age,
if he makes it to an older age,
when your body starts to meet, you know, it's demise.
Like, all this stuff playing a role in,
the quality of life when you get to that point.
Right.
This is, it's important.
Okay, so you're saying, if you twerk a lot in your 20s and then you eat right,
that your knees still going to be good.
If you eat foods that actually promote bone health and stuff like, like, you.
No.
You got to eat shit like that.
No.
Shit with bones.
No.
Bone bra.
So listen, I teach a Zoom class on diet, right?
Most people don't understand, like, you're only supposed to eat to get essential nutrients.
Most of the stuff that we eat is for like recreational, just socializing just, it's literally just more carbs.
This is why any diet or any time you're trying to get healthy, they tell you to watch your carbs.
Because, of course, you're just consuming more than what your body actually needs to function.
And most of us nowadays, we live off a convenience.
So we're not doing a lot of physical activity like how he was explaining it when you grow up in the country on the farm.
You're getting up at the cracker done working all day long.
You're burning off all this stuff.
You're not doing that.
You're not with the bone in it.
Yeah, we're not.
not doing that.
Bish eat a breakfast like that
and then go in the salon and just stand up behind
a chair putting on lace wigs
for seven hours, eight hours.
Nothing ain't burned off. That shit just
sitting. Who is we?
People doing this shit
every day. Who are you
trying to say? Just people in
general.
Urban people in general.
Poor people. My point is
these are the conversations
in our community that's not being had.
White people talk about this shit all day long.
You know?
Yes, they do.
They have come.
Listen.
People don't be talking about this shit?
I've been around them.
Listen, Star Wars was the greatest movie ever.
Did you see number 16 when in R2D2?
He has a brother, everybody.
His only shows up in episode 9.
That's the shit white people will be talking about.
What about?
Dude, bring some bacon, you fucking doucheback.
What about where we leave?
Dude.
He's about the white people for the child.
I need so much fucking bacon, man.
Let's give all the bacon to the blacks.
We make a million off pork belly.
Dude, we've got to sell it to them.
I bought a bunch of expired pigs.
I don't know.
White people don't be giving no fuck.
See, that's the thing about the white people.
They don't give a fuck what other white people doing.
No, they have these conversations.
I'm tired of me.
I'm tired of being grouped in with y'all.
The black community.
all these years of stagnation
motherfuckers get together
in two weeks and get some rights
we can't get our shit together
after 900 years
We don't have proper representation
Who represent the black community
What's the number?
Where is the building?
That's the problem
And some shit happening right now
In the black community
We don't have shit but Facebook
No, the problem
And there's no one we can call.
We don't have a building.
Every time some shit go down
and they call down the entertainer.
That's who represent us.
The problem is we need to have these conversations more often.
They don't never have their entertainers
doing no politics shit unless they run it for some shit.
You know black people I did
eat and went down there.
Who?
Invite you over to eat and be like, you better put some yams
on their plate.
You ain't get no yam.
We got to normalize talking about this shit, though.
Therapy.
We do.
Dating and getting to know people before you just fuck.
No, that's bad.
We have 300 years of research that lets you know that that's not true.
So you can debate it all you want to do.
We got a whole bunch of kids walking around with a lot of moms that feel like they bet off without daddies.
We got a lot of...
Them people chose to have them kids.
Stop acting like these people at accidents.
No, I ain't saying the accidents.
It was done on purpose, but it was done to be used as a pawn based on emotion.
You know how many, listen, let's just be real for a second.
I counsel people all day long, like I get paid for them to, you know, get on one-on-one calls.
I'm going to show up outside your office in protest.
I'm going to count everything you say.
You make the right decision.
Singer moms are hotter.
You don't need a man, sister girl.
You tell them.
Eat what the fuck you want.
Hey, hey, don't let her talk you how to eating that bacon.
Big girls are sexy shoes.
You just be like, you just want to save everybody.
No, we need to know that stuff.
Some people are going to listen.
Like, one thing you did.
say that was 100% correct. Some people are going to listen. Some people not.
But the idea is to keep giving the information so it becomes the norm that you talk about
this kind of stuff. Okay. Let me give them some information.
We don't give it to them. Eight days.
Look, eating a lot of vegetables does not prolong your life.
What?
Just like smoking cigarettes. You know what? I'm going to say this too. I'm going to say this
too. We eat the wrong vegetables. God damn right.
We're not eating the old people's vegetables that old people eat. Y'all nigs ain't eating root a baby.
Ooh.
Y'all niggins ain't eating motherfucking mustard green
When the last time you said somebody threw a motherfucking root abaker and something
You ain't ate a radish
Come on man
These ain't ain't ain't none of their shit, though
All them shits that them old people really used to eat
Y'nigas ain't eating ambrosia out here
Ambrosia, nigga
You're gonna be eating rhubarb
You're supposed to eat scuffin'alls
Niggas
Niggas ain't put snap peas
And nothing
Nothing
You ain't snapped the motherfucking peep
but you crack over the can
when the last time
you've seen a nigga
with a turnip
the nigga ain't
turt up with a turnip
is so I'm fucking long
When the last time
you had a big plate of beats
niggas
pickle beats
nigga you're not
eating the right vegetables
Y'all don't eat
no radishes
None
so hell man
And y'all niggas
eat motherfuckin'allin'n't
eat motherfucking sweet potatoes
And call them y'am
Them ain't yam
Yams looked like a fat-ass elephant tail.
Yams.
Chonk it in a bitch.
I ain't seen no niggas with no sassafras.
Man, y'all is crazy.
They're not, but they're not eating that wood.
You're supposed to eat those where they're at?
They're not selling.
You're supposed to understand what the vegetables
or the foods you eat do, like what your body uses.
I know what rudabakers do.
What they do?
Shit, they rule the baker.
That shit gets you right
You can fuck something off of Rudebaker
Rudebaker why your family was so deep
Come on, man
Come on, man
No, but for you gotta understand
What your body break the fools down into
Yeah
Like I talk about some foods
You know, your body turn them into digestive enzymes
Yep
So for people that eat a lot
For people that eat a lot of carbs and like
Red meat and stuff like that
your body could struggle to break that down,
but if you eat foods like pineapples, papayas,
certain foods that your body uses them
and they become digestive enzymes,
they can help break that down.
Yeah.
I know y'all don't heard them say
you have like a bunch of undigested red meat in your system.
Eating stuff like that can help digest that.
You got to just understand what the foods do
so that you eat with a purpose.
That's why you got to eat them root abackers and shit.
Ain't got to look at your boo-boo.
If you want to just get it all out,
if you got to see if you're healthy or not.
You look at your shit.
You got to get that magnitude.
You got to look at your boo-boo.
You look at your shit.
You did that.
You got to look at it.
Hold up, hold up.
What the fuck?
Hold on, I'm missing one.
I ain't though.
You're stupid.
I ain't through.
It's disgusting.
I know ain't-thum.
That magnesium side tray clear of y'all, too.
That's the home remedy.
Drink that shit.
Make it to the bathroom.
That out.
You might do it for a drug test.
I wonder if your body ever like, like,
like inside your body,
your body good, be like, man, come on.
I needed these little germs, man.
I'm trying to do something with these little stomach germs.
Okay, 36 vegetables for you.
You don't know nothing about these.
You don't know anything about these?
Black radish.
Black radish, the black one.
What you know about Okinawan's purple sweet potato?
Oh, you talk about the big ones?
That's what Mr. Miyagi from.
That's the long ones.
They long?
All right.
When a nigga ever had some Chinese artichokes?
Artichokes are very good for you.
How did the artichoke?
Okay.
All right, come on, let's go.
You want another one?
Let's go.
Fiddleheads.
What?
Now, I ain't never heard of that.
That's his fiddle fattles.
Oh, yeah.
This nigga dead serious.
I'm looking at it.
Fiddleheads.
All right, bet.
When in the last time the nigga ever had some ramps?
What is called?
Ramps.
I might have had some ramps like back in like.
That's no.
That sounds.
like an aqua technical room.
See, they're like some light spring onions.
You don't know anything about leaks, wild leaks.
Leaks, I know leaks.
You don't know about no leaks.
Wild leaks.
Niggins used to get twists.
Okay, what you know about that, dose?
Huh?
Dose.
How you said it?
Dose.
It's like pulse with a deep.
Dose.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah, it's tubular.
Mm-hmm.
No, see, it looked like cabbage, but it's actually seaweed.
Oh, it's kabbal.
Oh
See, this shit
pronounced a lot of ways
Some people call this shit
Yickama
And some people call it
Hickama
Old people in California
loves some Hickama
Okay, there you go
I knew you was a
Well-traveled nigger
Ain't nothing about some water
Chestnut or Crest or some shit
What you know about?
You know old people call it some shit
This ain't nothing but a little white
What you know about cold rabbit?
Huh?
Cold rabbit
Rabbit
Cabot
All right
How you rabbit?
It's like a mix between lettuce and cabbage,
but it's got some other shit growing on it.
It's rabbiage?
You can eat it raw or you can cook it.
What's it called?
Some people put it in a salad.
I can't tell if he said rabid or rabbit.
No, I'm going to show it to you to let you look at the list after this,
so you know I ain't bullshit.
It's called cold rabid.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that sounds like some old people shit.
We got some cold rabbit in there.
Okay.
What you know about Romanesco broccoli?
Romanesco?
Yeah.
You're talking about
the Russian
nigga?
No, it's
Romanesco
Broccoli,
aka Romaniique
cauliflower.
Yeah,
Nico Romano
it resembles
regular broccoli.
Uh-uh.
It's actually
cauliflower
of some sort.
It looked like
some shit
Super Mario
eat.
Dudeo.
This dick
power up.
Okay.
Do you know
what salsa fire is?
What is that?
It's a root
vegetable.
Sassafras family.
Nope.
Mm-mm.
It's in the family.
It looks just like
a brown stick, but it's a vegetable.
That's what it says.
It said, it looked just like a brown stick.
The vegetable is actually related to the
parchment, and it's tasted, and it's
a very versatile vegetable.
Why are we not eating these?
Y'all don't think I would lie to y'all right off the list?
Because of our culture, because
of generational curses. No, it's racism
that's keeping this good shit out the hood.
When the last time you ever heard of some
sea pickles or some pickleweed?
Sea pickles and pickleweed
sound like some shit.
You see how you, that can just be, that could just be Google.
You, you don't get certain internet just because you're black.
You're talking about what you're saying, you're saying, it's being careful.
You sound like you need to eat some sun choke.
You don't even know what that is.
Look like, look like ginger.
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You're right, though.
What is this?
This is the top foods that Negroes don't eat anymore.
You don't even know what tomato tillos are.
Tomatoes.
There you go.
Oh, nigger.
Little green tomatoes, man.
Make for some excellent goddamn sauce.
This nigger, he's so gangster with it.
Dipping in there.
White asparagus.
White asparagus.
White.
They all white?
Oh, they got like a little.
Two white people, no niggas.
So they got white.
You got a little green on the head?
No.
No, he's saying that shit like a little kid
that asked you to spell a word
that they can't spell?
Nope.
You never heard of tiger nut.
Tiger nut.
How you spell it?
It says tiger nuts
make for a good alternative to nuts
as a snack because very few people
are allergic to them
and they also tend to be high in fiber
and very satisfying.
Tiger nuts.
Help you go to the bathroom.
You know about tiger nuts?
I didn't know. I didn't know what that terminology, but when he said it's high in fiber.
They got some shit called Noble that looked just like cactus.
Everything looked like cabbage.
He said, you said cabbage or cactus?
Cactus.
Oh.
They got some shit called a yard loan. That's another vegetable.
Apollo broccoli, a.k.a. brocolini.
Broccoli, I had broccoli.
Nigga, this shit sounds like a cold-ass rapper.
You had brocolini before?
I never even heard of broccoli.
You had broccoli
You had sea bass and broccoli?
Yeah
Y'all doing it bigger than me
They'll pair it off
This nigga to my child
See, I was surprised
You even knew about the sea bath
It's like this nigga
This nigga really eats
Like four, five, nines
I fucked with this sea bass
They tricked me
I thought it was regular baths
And I'm like, this thing came
From the sea
For me
Give me two more pieces
That light bread
I knew these pieces
It was bigger
Dragon carry
What is that?
You don't need to get you
a vegan wife, then she'll cook.
She got to eat this meat.
She can cook all
kind of good shit for you. You won't even have to think about it.
She'll put it together for you. No, she won't.
What I need a wife for?
Whoa, you don't want no wife?
Tell him what the Bible say by the man that found a wife.
What did you, what made you come
in here and say, I'm going to put a wife on him?
You don't want no wife?
I didn't never say that, but what made you feel like I needed one?
A man that found a wife found a good thing
And a man who found a wife done fucked up
You was doing good
Don't listen to him
Don't listen to him
When the last time you're saying
I'm a happily married black man
You ain't
You don't think there's very many
Happily married black men
Hell no
You agree
You can find
They look happy in their pictures
So you want to be, you want to grow old alone?
I can't speak for people.
Let you tell it I ain't gonna grow old.
I'm just gonna eat pepperoni until my motherfucking legs fall off and then I'll be straight.
Don't worry, but I don't like I'm concerned you are about me.
Pepperoni in your sister.
Right.
Pepperoni in the system, baby, don't tell it will I need me some insulin?
That's what they be yelling.
Don't eBay con.
Because you'll be shaken, give you Parker's sons.
I don't listen to him.
No.
Whatever.
Oh.
Now, I appreciate it.
See your companionship.
Why?
Where your husband at?
Right.
Yeah.
That's him.
That's why he been laughing at your hair,
because he's sick of your shit, too.
That nigga wanted a piece of that pepper on the piece.
What?
What?
My boy.
That's a-ha-ha-ha-ha.
They're like, what?
Then they don't walk in my always present face.
That boy sitting back there like,
what?
Shit, boy.
Boy, foo, I might walk back there and get me one.
Dave McGill, talking about this sapsing-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-ass-haired shit.
She didn't threw away all my bacon.
He was in a turkey.
You think your nigga don't sneak off
and go get him a junior bacon cheeseburger right quick?
Baconator.
Shit.
That's for bacon, please.
Then they just eat naked bacon.
With the burger.
Got you inside of bacon.
Oh, shit.
In the car wash shit.
You didn't wash the car at the house.
He's telling that shit like you done did it before.
Boy?
She'd get in the car and look at key fall between the six.
She's reaching in.
Who the fuck man ain't bacon in?
That's a beef jerking.
She wake up, she smelled the bacon.
Oh, she said the little greasy paper towel.
It's coming out your poor.
Did you cook the bacon in?
Hell no.
Hell no.
What's this?
Watch your diet.
Watch.
It's important.
Right.
Pay attention to it.
Being to be an autodidact, self-educate yourself.
Don't just take what they give you in school, high school, elementary.
Don't educate yourself.
Go ask somebody who's more educated than you.
That's how you got fucked up the first time.
I hear you think you know everything.
He got a point with creating people, creating circles around you, people that, you know,
they say you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room,
so you definitely want to be around people you can learn from.
But stay in there a few more minutes.
Don't leave immediately.
For what?
Sometimes it feels good to be the smartest.
for you, isn't they? Tell them some shit
they didn't know. No, you know how many
niggas think they successful because they're in the room
of a bunch of unsuccessful mother. So they're
successful in the motherfucker based on the room they
in. They got to get out.
You're the best of the worst. Yes, and
they're being excited about that shit. I'm killing these
niggins. They suck.
They suck, though. They're not good.
I'm killing them. Yeah, but you got to play somebody else.
That's actually... That's when you...
That's what nigs did. Hey, I get that.
I'm telling you. That's when you're in the room. Everybody got $40
You got $200, so you spread it like code that black cross your arm.
You're killing them.
Don't do that.
You got to get in better rooms, get around people that, you know, can teach you some stuff.
But they're not going to let you in there because they know you don't know shit.
You're supposed to be here?
People who think like smart people just like, hold on, let's wait a few more of these underprivileged idiots to get here.
You got to do one out to reach a program.
No, you got to be a positive person.
You got to have your traumas and all of that stuff handle.
You got to be able to manage your emotions to get in rooms
and actually learn from people that got more going on
because they ain't going to let you around them if you're a stressor.
No, they're not.
But they damn sure are going to ask, hey, who man's is that?
Y'all know, buddy.
Don't think just because you're in the room, you're about to stay
because somebody will politely walk over to your hands.
Like, hey, man, you got to leave.
Don't nobody here know you, bro.
And you were looking at my nigga bag, too.
Who are you with?
You were you gonna make a nigga go back to the other room.
They got a room for unsuccessful people, too.
What goes on in that room?
Nobody ever talking about what's going on in that room.
I bet it's some great ideas, just no follow-through.
You think they're going to come get us?
No.
Why do you think they're going to come get us?
Now, you know, with people with an unsuccessful mindset,
they usually always want to be right.
They value, you know, they feelings over everybody else's.
You can't really see stuff from multiple perspectives.
A lot of that shit, it makes you procrastinate.
It stop you from being able to act on, like, good ideas and stuff.
And they can easily receive fear.
Most people that, you know, they're fully capable but don't apply themselves.
They take on other people's fear.
You say one thing about an idea they have that you feel like going to go wrong.
they ain't gonna do it.
That's why the motherfuckers
ain't successful for real.
You gotta stop being afraid to fail.
Niggas already be failing.
Yeah, fell up.
That'd be the problem.
It's just, the fear tack on top of that,
so you actually just be complacent where you're at.
Because it's like you're not doing well at all,
and then you're afraid of this idea not working.
If the idea don't work, you still, you already fucked up.
Niggins ain't doing well at all.
So, you get your one.
fail forward
fail to that shit work
no you know it's really one
and then if you get one you know you can get
another one you know you can get another one
like the other one. Not if you're still out of head
not eating your root abacus
you're okay man
and pork
you gotta make some together
black radish
come on
brocolina
come on man love Dorsey
This is your first time in the trap
Don't let it be your last time
Anything you want to leave us with today
Eight dates
Leave us with something else
Management of emotions
Do therapy
Watch your diet
Multiple streams of income
More passive than active
Change your mindset
Hell yeah
Because your way ain't working
don't be so nice to them let them know why
tell them your way is not working
stop educating yourself
clearly you are misinterpreting them people's information
you ain't heard shit them people said
stop receiving you heard what you wanted to
and did what you wanted to do with what the fuck
I'm gonna tell y'all some real shit though before we go
most people don't realize how you receive stuff
like how you interpret it how you processing in your mind
that shit is a reflection of what's going
on within you. So a lot of people don't realize
their responses, the way that they do
take information and respond
to it. It comes from what's going on within.
You know, when they do site studies, they take
certain pictures and videos. They'll show
them to a bunch of people, and it's a reason
why some people will look at it and see negative
and then some will look at it and see positive.
It's all what's going on behind the eyes.
There you have it, folks.
Everybody ain't built like that.
I told you, we give people too much credit.
Some people have limited capacity up there.
And ain't shit we can do about it.
Limited.
Limited.
Mindset has never changed.
You can't pour nothing in the full cup.
Damn shirt.
Man, work on self.
Everybody has the ability to change their mindset.
Hey, but if you already like yourself, stay who you are.
Don't keep changing because you're gonna fuck around and change
to some shit you should.
in the bend.
Sometimes you just got to leave well enough alone.
Oh, I can't wait.
You're already a good person.
Don't be out here trying to be a better person.
I can't wait to try.
Stay good.
It ain't enough good thing.
That thing is saying it like it's a plot to get somebody.
No, I can't wait.
Sometimes you just got to leave well enough alone.
Don't do all that extra and shit.
I'm acting so different.
I'm getting a rat tail.
Just one put on.
I'm not even going to grow it naturally.
And I'm going to make you treat it like it's real.
Shit like that.
Yeah.
And I'm going to direct shit.
I'm going to wear all type of old vintage clothes.
But you know what you said.
The idea is life is an ongoing journey to get to know you.
So you're supposed to get to a space where you like you.
That's when you really start to see, you know, things for what they are.
Sometimes.
I was just saying, hey, man.
People who don't like their self, they can't see clear.
That's a fact.
People who don't like themselves no more about themselves than we ever.
will. They might be doing
this all of favor.
I don't like me.
Yeah. I got to know you too.
Hey man, they don't
be so negative. I'm going to be so hard.
And I'm just, no, man, you don't know.
I'm really a piece of shit, man.
I see why you don't like you.
Don't make me tell you how bad
up with the person I am, man. Trust me, you don't
want to know.
But yeah, man, that's just a type of shit
we're doing over here.
This has been another
great episode
of the 85 South show
Yeah
Love, George
Love Dorsey
Let me
Let's go
Man, take us
What the people's like
Man, take us
some pictures, man
Who phone it is?
Your cat
His phone bang
Made
In Georgia
What's clips
This is an original
Peace
It's called
Fuck Raid
I was in the
bathroom doing my thing by
the rags. Next thing
I know
cough cough
gag. What is going on
from my dad
to my mom, the
owner trying to evict
us. He set off
a roach box.
Life
as a roach.
First of all,
we don't crawl
we got legs too
we in the bed too
oh shit
he almost stepped on my head too
life as a roach
there are crumbs under the refrigerator
crumbs on the counter
there is a loaf of bread
that's what I said
if you ain't scared
to be seen with the lights
song.
Life.
As a roach.
Please don't get us confused.
We ain't no fuck-ass-a-ass-ants.
I'm a motherfucking roach.
I'll crawl up your pants.
Don't ever go to sleep.
Cause we'll crawl on your head.
God damn it.
Cousin Johnny didn't make it.
That nigga is dead.
Shit.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
He just on his back.
And his legs still moving.
Once the lights go off, we got to get his ass moving.
Life as a roach.
What's crap?
Hey, what's up?
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