The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - 😂😂😂 Luenell in the trap! with Karlous Miller and Clayton English

Episode Date: July 2, 2021

The legendary Luenell tells all the hoe stories and entertains Karlous Miller and Clayton English with the tales of her Borat audition and flying to BUCHAREST to shoot. She's one of the chillest women in the comedy game and a true icon. Luenell prefers smoking joints and does so while telling Clayton and Lous the story of how she got in the comedy game.Luenell is a professional lingerie model and she explains the keys to her confidence while modeling in Rihanna’s Fenti line. J.O.N shares a few words with Luenell and might get flewed out. Plus, Clayton and Luenell share of story of protesting and rallying outside of the Comedy Store in Los Angeles and Luenell drops some real revolutionary pimp game in the trap! This is the coldest podcast! #Luenell #85southshowJUST ANNOUNCED:85 South Show LIVE is coming to a city near you!!!Ticket Macon: https://bit.ly/85southinMAconTicket Biloxi: http://bit.ly/85SBiloxiTicket Seattle *NEW DATE: http://bit.ly/85SSeattleTicket Sacramento: http://bit.ly/85SSacramentoTicket N. Charleston: http://bit.ly/85SNCharlestonHit Our Website for more info: https://www.85southshow.com/Get our custom merchandise: https://85apparelco.com/Subscribe To our Channel: bitly.com/85tubeWATCH KARLOUS' MILLER's COMEDY SPECIAL! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/karlousmil...FOLLOW THE CREWKARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/Director - JOE T. NEWMAN - www.ayoungplayer.comProducer CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/Producer - LANCE CRAYTON - https://twitter.com/Cat_Queso157It's Jon - https://www.instagram.com/holaj_o_n/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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somebody get in position. Oh. You see where that was gone? I do. You see where that was going? I was with it. You was with it? I do.

Yeah. I'll give you one, Lou Nell. I know you like that gangsta-ass music. I do. If you can spit, I'm with it. Me, you know I can go. That's the one. You want to hear something on that?

Yeah. That's a little too beautiful. You know, they... Oh, you want to go hardcore out the gate? You know, I might just... With a woman of my stature. You don't want to come? Romantic, motherfucking black...

Black King Lee. That's not anything. No, I really like the gangster shit. But I would like to hear what you would be like. I'd be like, hey, excuse me, Miss Lady. Don't mean to be shady, but would you like to get some lemonade? My name is Lose and I came from Mississippi. Don't you worry about the money, my girl, because I'm plenty paid.

She said, what you do? I said, I'm independent. I do whatever I want. I just, I spend it. She said, what? I said, huh? She said, what? I said, watch what I do.

I said, I'm independent like I said. I started coming off the top of the head and then I understood that she didn't really understand because she hadn't ever came across a man. Like me, the kind that you see on TV, the kind of ones that the college boys want to be like a magnificent, so outstanding. She never met a man that was so demanding in my presence.

She liked my essence. She liked everything that I was displaying, but I wasn't playing. I'm really on my grown man shit. And then I took her to my house because I own that bitch. Yeah, and that's a real life flex. But then she didn't even know what I had coming next. We might just have breakfast or maybe brunch.

Or maybe just pack it up and go. So where would they be drinking Hawaiian punch for breakfast? I bought the bitch a necklace. Hey, just to show her I could because I know she never been outside her neighborhood. And if I'm going to treat her right, you know what I got to treat good. Yeah. You're starting to get it. She's starting to get it.

You know, that's the type of shit I can be doing. Yeah, yes, baby, yes. Change their life right in one verse. You know. Yes, King, yes, King, yes, King. I know that place, but they drink a wine punch for breakfast. They put it in the orange juice. I know a spot like that, too.

But I'm keeping my mouth shut. Don't tell nobody. Right. First of all, before we even get into anything, welcome to the trap. Welcome to the trap. Welcome to the trap. It's only right that we got a clean pen in the trap.

Right, now look, let me stop. Stop the music right quick, because it's only right that we give you your proper introduction, you know, for the people who may not know. Because not only do we have a true legend sitting in the trap with us today, we have an actress, we have a writer,

let's go, we have a creative mind, we have someone who's been ten toes down in the comedy game since, before there was a comedy game. You feel me, traveled all around the world, was in the number one movie in America multiple times. You feel me, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, Ms. Lou Nell is in here.

And I want you to get all your proper respect. Come on, you see it to, you, you get this, you see how. No, I'm not, I know, I know, Thank you, thank you. Thank you. I've had the pleasure of working with you throughout the years, and I know you've never claimed no title of a queen of comedy, but you are the definition of a queen of comedy.

I don't disagree with that. Yeah, I'm telling you. Yeah. I never, you know, I never put that title on myself at all. Well, we see you as that. Thank you. Good. Yeah.

Good, good. So welcome to the trap, like I said. Thank you. Not the first trap I've been in. Hey. We appreciate it. And just noted, man. You just know that, man, we have so much respect

for what you do and what you have done and, you know, giving us a blueprint to follow in this comedy game. Yeah. Which is crazy, and I want to take this time to actually bow down and say that in the beginning, when the Instagram phenomenon,

comic actor phenomenon, started, and when people started to get really hot off of Instagram and making money, and getting popular, and sell and like going fast after people who had put in the work, I felt some type of way. And I was like, you know, fuck these motherfuckers. They ain't paid no do.

Fuck these bitches. You know, we didn't made our career out of likes and shit, fuck that. Our social media was like, that bitch funny, go see her. That was my shit. But then I had to bow down because the amount of time that it takes to create your content is a real motherfucking job.

Right. and doing this shit and having a vision when you could be out fucking up somewhere. It's wonderful and amazing. So I bow down to all you motherfucking Instagram content creators. If you can't beat them, join them, money. You got to.

You got to. Once you saw they weren't going nowhere. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I just had an issue with the word comic and the Instagram thing. I felt more like you guys were more actors, literally.

you know, and could go into phenomenal acting career. And some of y'all, you know, you gotta admit, y'all motherfuckers can create content, but then an hour on stage, sometimes is a snore for some of y'all motherfuckers, and that's just what it is. That's the game, yes. But the acting motherfucking game,

the writing game, the producing game, that's where y'all come in, and that's what you're doing right now. Exactly. Yeah, Strangay. Strangay. Strangay. Strangay. You looked at the whole scope of the internet and it was like,

we don't have no platform like this where comedians can come and just be comedians and talk shit and say shit and not have to worry about none of that other shit. Yeah, no sensational shit, none of that goddamn people want to be click bait and all that shit. No, we want to hear from the people we want to hear from. Exactly. I'm glad you in here. Yeah. Thank you.

So tell us, like, where your comedy journey start? How did you get introduced to the stage? to the stage and the microphone and things like that. Well, do you want the short version or do you want the real version? We got time. We got time today? We want the real one. You got time today.

We in the trap. We got juice and all types of shit. We got water. Okay. Well, the short, long version is I was living in Long Beach in a really nice apartment with a girlfriend of mine, who was my roommate, who was a hoe. Oh, okay. I like this story.

A real professional. Right. Right. Okay. She was a professional call girl. She was British and she was black and she sounded like Charday and looked like Charday but taller and thicker. She had all the boxes. She had, you know, she had the accent and she could usually, you know, just talks about some of some of any guys that would come up into the gentleman's, you know, courts and want to keep talking with her.

You know, she had that and they were like, ooh, and all the shit. and all the shit. So she was very popular. So she met this guy who was a comic and he started, you know, buying pussy from her. But then...

He must have been doing all right because when I started... He was established. He had pussy money? Right, right. Who was this guy? I'll tell you all camera. But, but he was doing well.

He was buying pussy from her, but then they started dating on the for real. And he would be at the cruise. And I'd be around that talking my shit, and he told me, he said, you know, you're really funny the shit you talk around here. He said, I do a comedy night at this club

called Miss Wiz in Long Beach, which you have to be in triple O.G to know about Miss Wiz, it ended up burning down and shit like that, but that was back in the day. He said, I do a comedy night in Miss Wiz and here in Long Beach, and if you ever want to come through, I'll let you go on the station a minute you walk in. And I said, I don't want to be no motherfucking comedian. I want to sing background for Luther.

I used to do a lot of drugs back in the day. That's what I thought I could do, whatever. I'm about to ask, could you sing? Yeah, I could sing like a motherfucker. Okay, okay, okay. So it was some basses for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I might have done it, whatever.

Anyway, so, but, and I've never been a joke teller, but I do, you know, I listen to Cosby and to Red Fox and to, you know, Philip Wilson and stuff like that. And so I was, I'm more of a storyteller. I don't really tell jokes. And those are the people that I listen to and that I sell, and, and I, and I didn't have no comedy material

to go down to this club, but I didn't know a couple of things that had happened to me that I thought was funny. I said, well, one night we were sitting on the patio drinking margaritas, me and a couple of girls, and I said, let's go down to this motherfucking club and see what this motherfucking talk about. He's talking about he gonna put me up the minute,

I walk in. Call this Bluff, let's go. So we went down there and I walked in, he's like, you next, I'm so glad you showed up. So I went up on stage and I killed that shit. First time I ever took the stage. And when I got off stage, this guy came up to me, he said, you know, you're a funny little bit.

I was like, thank you. And he said, I got a room over in LaMere Park, you need to come and fuck with me. He gave me his card. And so the first night that I ever did stand-up comedy, I met the late great Robin Harris. Oh, wow. And I felt like he was passing the baton to me,

literally, because I got approval like that the first I ever did it. So I went to the Comedy Act Theater, which was another popping place, you know, of Crenshaw, back in the day, and, you know, everybody was in there, just starting out struggling, the DLs, the Jamie's, the Bill Belamese, everybody, you know, was in there. And I met like DL and just guys started booking us together.

And then, you know, shit started. and then all of a sudden, Comic View came along. It was Comic View versus Deaf Jam at that time. Okay. You could do both, or you could do one or the other. And if you did too much death jam, when it came to acting, a lot of agents wouldn't fuck with you because they didn't know that you could be blue

and then not be blue. They just categorize you as you being naughty and shamed. naughty and shit like this, and they didn't wanna fuck with you. But anybody knows that if you can do dirty, you can do clean. Stupid, that shit just pisses me to fuck off. We could all be booked for the next church convention,

T.D. Jake's, hey. Holla at us and watch what we do. That's the beautiful part about being a comedian, and they're forgetting that part. No, being a professional comedian, that's a difference. I think they only do that with us though, black people. I know for a fact that they do. Yeah, because they'll let them go wild,

say the craziest shit, and then the next thing they'll be on a children's show. Exactly, whole ass sex-te. Have you ever been to a white comedy club and sat in the back and listened to white comedians what they say? Yeah. You ever done it at like the comedy store and shit like that?

Be in the back of the white room and hear what they say when they think niggas ain't around? What? Make you wanna, well, I'm gonna whip your motherfucking ass a minute. And you got all say, bitch, that all was in here, didn't you? Mm-hmm. Let me say some ratchet shit.

Yeah. But their shit is racist and our shit is funny. That's the difference. There you go. They want to shock you and say something racist, and we got to come every time. They ain't trying to shock nobody. They be sincere.

That's what shocked. That's what's shocking. Yeah. You meant that shit. Mm-hmm. They did. So what is this a Ouija? Boy, what the fuck is that?

No, this a rolling tray. I'm trying to figure it out, too. Oh, I'm like, are you doing casting spells up in this motherfucker? It's a rolling tray. That she do look a little. A little Ouija. Conjuring. I'm like, huh?

I'm like, what are we doing? What's that? You roll her right here, and then you sit the blunts right here as you roll them. I don't smoke blunts. Do you want to know why? Yeah. Because I just do not understand why you attain wonderful, amazing marijuana with a nicotine-infested

tobacco leaves. You don't know if you're getting hot off the tobacco or off the weed. Why not use like a rice paper or something really light like that or even a pipe and stop fucking with the great weed with the shit? The tobacco is the devil. I know it's the weed getting me high. Well, how you know when you got a wrapped in a fucking tobacco leaf? Because I'd have smoked the regular Cigarillo and it ain't gonna a goddamn thing.

I was desperate. That is my other shit. Well, whatever it is, it's a beautiful combination. Yeah. I feel like them. You're from the, yeah, you know, most. I'm a joint girl. Yeah.

Mary Jane girl. Joint. I want a joint. He didn't make any, bud. What a reefer that. Anybody got to reef them. I never said reefer. Really?

Never, no. I'm not that motherfucking square. Oh, reefer. Hey, you guys smoking reefers? Where is the reefer? What if you can just find a bag of reefer, like an authentic bag? It probably ain't no more reefer left in the world. Do you know how far weed has come?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. All the reefer probably gone. First of all, an ounce used to be what they would call, they used to call it a lid. It was three fingers deep. That was how you measure. an ounce of weed back in the day. They also didn't have the buds like they do now.

This weed has stems, seeds, every motherfuckin' thing else. Then they had this other weed called Tye Stick that was, it tasted like motherfucking candy, and it had a little string that used to go around it, and it was the bad of shit in the land. And then they came out with the sesame, which was the weed without the seeds. That boneless. Yeah, boneless. on this. So I've been through all of it. It's just all great to me. I just hate trash weed.

Like, don't try to smoke trash weed. I'm from Arkansas, and every time I go back to my family reunion, I have to bring my own weed. You do. Because the weed is trash. You have to. Trash. You used to a certain caliber. I'm just saying, I'm not trying to be boozy, but I am about my weed. That's the one thing you're allowed to be bougie about. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't play about that. Like, that's a lot. I'm in California. dumb. I may as well smoke grass. May as well smoke hate.

Nah, we don't fuck with that tie. I'm not going to smoke the good shit. It's stupid. The tie stick that's like chocolate tie. Oh, that was a good old shit. La la la la la. Mm hmm. Tye stick. Who remembers tie stick in the building? Yeah. Yes. Look, you in one of my favorite movies of all times. What is that? That damn bored. Bore? Yes.

The gift of Keep songgiving. That movie had me laughing so fucking hard. It's really inappropriate, isn't it? That's why I was laughing so hard. I went back and tried to watch it. I'm in the motherfucker. I went back and tried to watch about a month ago.

I couldn't get 10 minutes in. I was like, oh my God, I can't. That shit is so funny. Yeah, it's really hugely inappropriate and funny as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I know. So how did that come about? A regular way.

I had an audition. I had agent. Bill, wasn't it like Starwell? I had an agent named Starwell, and Starwell got me this audition, and they wanted somebody to play a hoe, but I'm like, what? I'm like, I don't know, I can do it. That's a good luck saying, anytime you come into something

with some holes, it's gonna work. Well, I played a hoe many times, honey. And you live with one. Exactly. And I lived with one. So I'm telling you, that's like your- Hose are my friend. That your good luck, too, man.

Back in Oakland, California, Hose was the motherfucking movie stars of West MacArthur Boulevard, let it be known. We gotta talk about Hose when we get a chance to. I'm gonna talk about Hose after I talk about BOR. Yeah, hell yeah. I like the line-up already. Welcome back to the 85 South Show.

We are in here with Lou Neal, And she putting us up on game right now. Yeah. Hell yeah. Let's get back to it. Why don't play no music, play me in? Play some play. You heard what she said.

Play her some pimper. She wanted to hit some pimping. Played motherfucking, um, drew down. Ah. Oh, well, we're gonna put this online. They're gonna try to, can't use other people music. But you, I started in Long Beach. Okay, coming back to Oakland.

Oh, you went back, okay. You came back to LA to move back to. to Oakland and came back to L.A., came back to L.A. and stayed. Okay, that's what's up. That's a hell of a strategy. It didn't stick the first until the third time to move back. You know, you know how we make it at the gate, you know?

That's true. She had been, long as you can stay in the game. I had to go back and regroup. You're lucky if you can't go back to your hometown or to your people and regroup. Right. You know? Where's my motherfucking joint?

I thought the hedge one. You thought like a motherfucker, Like a motherfucker, you've been sitting there rolling fucking blood for 25 minutes. So they thought about me, and I sat here and said that I was like... See that? You see that? You see that? Let me see that.

Hold on, wait a minute. Let me see. Where there? This is the end. That's the filter at the end. Hit it on this end. Hit it on that end. There you go.

Okay, guys. Come on. So Starwell got you to audition. Starwell got me to audition. They wanted somebody who could improvise and tell like some, like, host stories. They didn't want to write nothing. They wanted somebody who can improvise.

I didn't even have a car. My home girl, Bill Eman. Yomai gave me a ride to the audition. And I went in this room. Okay, excuse me, everybody, just a moment. That's how you like the ladies. Join. And that's how a lady sucks one.

Whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I heard that. You weren't ready for the realness. Uh-uh. No, sir. Wasn't ready for the realness.

Call me off God. Fuck me up with that one. So anyway, so I went in this room and there was this guy who looked like a madness. who looked like a mad scientist who turned out to be Larry Charles, who was the director, and there was Sasha Baron Cohen, who I had never seen in regular clothes, only as Ali G. Right, okay. But I didn't know that that was Ali G. Okay. You know? So then they, uh...

I had to break it back to life real quick, baby. You know what you're doing. You know, and sometimes you've got to bring it back to life. So, I went into the room and the dude, who was the director, who I did not know who he was, and he said, I want you to pretend like you're at a fancy dinner party and that you're a prostitute and you want to tell a couple of stories about being out on the streets and being a prostitute. And I was like, all right. And so I just started improvising and said one time,

I was out, and I was just, this guy, and went to look my ass, and that, that was that. And then at some point, I took Sasha's hand, just before COVID, I took Sasha's hand, I took his finger, and I sucked it, right? Now, I don't know if that had anything to do with me getting apart, but I got the part. That's how I got to shit.

And I was sitting, I was saying, And I'm sitting on Crenshaw and West 48th. And then I get an email to say, your ticket has been booked to Bucharest Romania for tomorrow morning, you know, be ready at 7 a.m. the car gonna pick you up. And I'm like, where? Like, what?

Yeah. Bucharest Romania. Like, do I need a shot? What the fuck's going on? I don't know. And that's where we shot the Kazakhstan season was in Romania. My black ass in Romania with like Dracula in the shit.

Where should I do this at? Thank you, baby. So who was the next day? What? They wanted you to fly out. They told you where you was going. Yeah, so I don't remember much because I was so high. Yeah.

But it was like 13 hours. We had to fly to somewhere. Then I had to change somewhere. somewhere and then go to Romania. Romania was not pretty or anything like that. How long when you were in Romania? About a week, a stinky-ass week. Damn.

Yeah, I ain't never been... It wasn't like I was in Bucharest and stayed in the city. That's where our hotel was, but we had to go to some little off-brand bullshit town with no plumbing. No plummet and shit and weird motherfuckers. Everybody looked like a sex offender. I was like, oh my God, is this like, for real, for real?

You know, I think they worked and they got a couple of some computers and some sugar, some oil or some shit like that. I'm like, what, what? Yo, and then they made it one of the greatest movies. movies of all time with this wild-ass shit. Right. It was nominated for Academy Award. Yeah.

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AXS.com. You should have brought you back. Well, they were supposed to bring me back. and then COVID hit. Oh, come. And then they had to finish the movie some kind of way that paid me, but I didn't do the movie. What?

That's the finesse right there. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine that I didn't do the movie. Plus they lied because at the end of the first, the real first borat, he and I got married after he couldn't get Pamela Anderson. Right.

And he and I got married. We had two little iteration kids at our feet at the bottom of the movie. But when they came back with this new one, he didn't mention me at all, and he had a totally white girl daughter. I'm like, this is incorrect, because the mother's gonna show up in three with your kids.

So I'm glad I didn't do the motherfucking second one and I'm glad I get the check too. You gotta show up with the kids. Miao. Sasha. And that's how we can get in there. We can show up as the grown kids. There we go. There we go.

We're in there. You know what somebody could. do that and show up in Sasha and my children. I'm looking at two motherfuckers. Who could do that? Did you hear what I said? That they could do a sequel. They could do it where they're me and Sasha's kids.

But we had a boy and a girl, I think. You could play the girl. I'm just like that. That'd be, bro. I'm playing something. That was just too good to leave. Yeah. It's stupid not to tag that.

That's right, darling. He really just pulled his gun before I did. I looked at my heart. Well, quickslamas, son. Quicks off a girl. That's what's up, baby. That's what I was funny. Well, you know, you could, but it's okay.

No. No? You've been killing it on the Vlad interviews, too. You got a very interesting point of view on a lot of shit. I had to have a very interesting point of view on a lot of shit. I had to have a very... interesting quote of you to even continue to do Vlad after Godfrey and everybody was like fuck him and he says some shit about Farrakhan and don't fuck with Vlad and da da da da

I Vlad is not using me I am not using him the motherfucker got a platform just y'all like y'all do and if anybody wants to know what I got to say about anything I'm like I'm glad to tell you. Whatever the fuck it is, you know what I'm saying? I did so many, I had to back off, and I was at work. I did so many even underground interviews during COVID with just regular motherfuckers. If you want to know what the fuck I got to say, I'm down with it. If I want to know what the fuck I got to say, you got a platform, so I'm down with it. You'd be driving a little game on them young, graced niggas. Because I'm a motherfucking G. That's why what are you talking about? Of course. Of course I do, because I care. Yeah.

I give a fuck. You know? Let me ask you, what type of, like, if they was watching right now, what type of advice would you give these young rich niggas who get caught up with all this bullshit and buying shit and shit like that? You know the shit that happens in the rap game. What type of advice would you? It's the shit that goes with the lifestyle.

Yeah. The goofy shit. First of all, I won't give no goddamn advice because they don't want to hear nothing for me. They think they know every motherfucking thing. You feel me? You can't tell these motherfuckers and nothing. If you could tell them something, they would be listening. They're not listening.

They're all about the money. They have forgot about anything spiritual, anything cultural. You know, every now and then, like, if you have 10 rappers, maybe five, maybe four of them are really conscious and want to do something for the community. Other than that, they did have bought into the bullshit about bitches and bling, and they don't know nothing about real estate, they don't know anything about stock. and they got all white folks around them. They ain't got no motherfucking black people that, you know,

they didn't out of, listen, this shit is a trap, and this shit is a motherfucking game. And the day you drink the Kool-Aid is the day you don't fuck up. You are not this shit. They do not love you. This is all the motherfucking game. It's all about numbers, and it's all about that paper. And the minute that you don't make a motherfucking paper,

you will see how motherfucking loyal they are to you. They do not give a fuck, and you need to remember that and know that at all motherfucking time. This has been to get what the fuck you can get and if you got to get out and if you can get out before they fucking drag you the fuck back down, those these motherfuckers love to build you up and drag you the fuck back down. If you can get the shit and you can get the fuck out and you win. And that's what I, that's all I got to say about that. See, that's the real shit you'd be talking right there. I know you, I know you was gonna say some real shit. You learned it. Did it make you dig hard?

Hell yeah. It jumped. They were like, man, she's doing it. She doing it. Intelligence will make a motherfucking dick heart. Yeah, yeah, because they be forgetting that, you're a whole lingerie model too now. For Rihanna. Rihanna, not fucking, you know, rainbow. No, not no, no, real shit. Yeah.

Hand selected. Yeah, that's, that's, you know, thank Rihanna for that. Yeah, so what would it feel like to be a sex symbol here in these streets? But the motherfuckeruckers is thirsty, first of all, because, you know, me, I'm just a, I'm just a chick, you know,

I haven't done the plastic surgery and I haven't done all that. That's the whole appeal. Shit. You know, this is the ass, this is these tities, this is the lingerie, let's go. What the fuck do you want me to do? If Rihanna says I can do it, then I can do it. I don't give a fuck when nobody else thinks that Rihanna said I can do it. Then goddamn I can do it.

And if she wants me to represent her shit, I'm going to motherfucking rock that shit. I hope she called me. If I don't suck my dick and if you don't like it, You can swipe, left, click off, and be gone. I don't get fucked. And Rihanna pays the bag, so there's that. If she ever need a nigga with the dick hanging out the drawers, I'd do it.

She's got no lack of motherfuckers like that. I'm telling you, she don't know me. You know that I've always said the motherfuckers who wear their mask with their nose out is like wearing your underwear with your dick hanging out. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Why are you wearing your mask with your mask?

That's what you nose out. Who are you trying to impress? That's like where he draws with your dick hanging out. DJ, what say you? You better. He don't know a lot of words. You don't need to. You leave him the fucking line, okay?

I've been trying to. You're gonna be scooped. Bro, don't fall, don't fall, don't look directly at Lou Neil. Ah! Don't look into her eyes. No, don't look at the first nigga to get flued out. Lunal, the flue this nigga out. We got a shoot.

Yo, Bill, make them stop. Hey, get that little nigger ticket. Make them stop, make him stop. Bill, make them stop. You all tripped you. Hell no. I see your Prince tattoo. Yes. Come on.

Did it jump again? Here you go! I'm not gonna be wasting hurdles over there. Jumping shit on 18. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is a Prince tattoo. You know why I got this?

First of all, I always wanted to have one. Second of all, I wanted it on my microphone hand. Third of all, Prince had a band called The Revolution. I got this when we was going through the George Floyd Revolution. Revolution. I got this to commemorate what the fuck we went through and to honor Prince. So that's why I got it, because the revolution.

That's what's up. Right. How long you've been wearing your nails like that? Wow, since 1977. And I know that because that's when I got on a high school. And my girlfriend was just, they were just starting to do nails. And my girlfriend was one of the first people

to ever start trying to do it. Vanessa Gutierrez. And so she used to practice on me. So I had nails. The only people I had ever seen with nails before me was Diana Ross, Cher, and Glodeon White. And then there was me. That's shit crazy.

Got some black history. Lojo. Yeah, it was a photo. Yeah. But I'm older than four, so. Yeah. That's why. You said the revolution, George Floyd, last time I saw you,

he was at the Laugh Factory, outside, during the whole protest, with the stuff. Lunell talked, he had hella white people listening. And she cussed this lady out, because she was playing with them. You tell it. Them little devil sticks, niggie. I know. Little white people, little trick sticks you do.

These little fucking boss. You talk about black people getting kids. You know, back in the day, you should have these clacket, clacket, clacket, clacket, clacket, clack, clack those balls. And there was acrylic. This bitch had something. She was swinging around and shit. And all the white people was sitting on the street on Sunset Boulevard in front of the Laugh Factory. And Jamie Massada had blocked out some prime real estate on Sunset Boulevard.

In Hollywood, the white folks was mad than the motherfucker. But he had to block it all because what would have stopped? Somebody from driving through and trying to kill us all, right, like they had been doing. So this, this, I had, you know, first of all, me and Chaka Khan got together after Amma Aubrey's murder. And on Mother's Day, we, the two of us, went to a park and had invited people on Instagram to come out if your kids have passed away. by gun violence, whether it be just street shit or the police. So we had a rally. Chaka Khan is an old revolutionary bitch.

Y'all don't know. She's not just Rufus or any of that shit. So she was the one who said, let's do it. So we did that. So then after that, I wanted to be active, but I wanted to be where I would feel comfortable. I knew that I wasn't walking up and down Hollywood Boulevard. This was before my knee surgery.

I was like, fuck that, can't do that. And I was like, I'm not going to be somewhere where I don't feel comfortable. And then Jamie Mossad said he was going to have the rallies in front of the live factory. I said, well, I feel like that's home. Right. I can do it there.

And we went, and this was the first time in my life that white folks was really motherfucking listening. We had hundreds of white people sitting on the ground listening to a nigger after nigger, after nigger, after nigger, tell him what the fuck's been happening, how the fuck we feel, and for the first time we felt listened to,

and we was there for that. Yeah. That's dumb. That shit was crazy. Yeah. And every motherfucking big celebrity that didn't come out to support that is a punk bitch in my motherfucking eyes,

because why are you just doing entertainment and you don't stand the fuck up? You know, stand the fuck up. What are you scared, that your Jewish lawyer is gonna drop you or some shit like that. What are you scared? Why you don't wanna get involved?

I don't fucking get it. I don't get it, I don't get it. That's real. I was there, I had to be. Once I found out, and then it was motherfucker I was a motherfucker, like comedian, comedian, but everybody wasn't a comedian. Some people would like activists in the community,

say real, you know what I'm saying? We wanted to talk because we had never been listened to. We had all these motherfuckers' attention. They're sitting in the street, sitting in the hot-ass street. Like the black paint, not on the sideway. Where you drive your car. Sunset. Right.

And we was like, yeah, sit there motherfuckers and listen to nigger after nigger, after nigger, after nigger, after-nigger. Because, you know, low-key, we were laughing too. Right. We were, that shit was hilarious. Yeah, I told that bitch up to say, if you crack somebody in your head with that bullshit, you're gonna start a whole ass right.

Sit your motherfucking hillbilly ass down and shut the fuck up. And that's what I said to the girl. And then... You're gonna literally talk to me like that? That's the shit that got her in there. Like, Lundell said some shit. She was like, bullshit. Or some shit like that.

But she was saying bullshit. She was trying to explain. She was like, no, when she was saying that white people don't allow black people to police their own communities is bullshit. Yeah, yeah. And like, yeah. It was one thing to explain. I get you.

Sit down, shut up. Shut the fuck up. So we took advantage of that opportunity to talk to my folks. And shout out to Jamie Massada for doing it. Hey, that was beautiful what y'all did for Paul Mooney out there too. Yeah, he's going to have an official, we'll see. I'll be there. This Wednesday, they're doing a thing for him in Hollywood,

and we're going to see who is there. was not. I would be there to report people of who showed the fuck up and who did not. This is supposed to be the official, you know, home going goodbye for his entertainment friends and stuff like that. So that's going to be Wednesday

and I will report later on my Instagram at Lunell at L-U-E-N-E-L-L. I will be snitching about who the fuck was there and who the fuck was not. To honor one of

my mentors and my friend Paul Monk. That's what's up, man. She got coming up. Well, you know, we got our names on the front of the comedy store. I thought your name was already on the phone. I know. What was it at? And they need to be.

Your name just now on that? Yes, mine, and so is Cedrix. And there's like a lot of us black comics whose names wasn't up there. I thought your shit was on there. I used to write my name on there with Whiteout. Oh. I did. And I don't have to no more because it's up there.

And when they had the ceremony to let us know, I thought it was just going to be in the front, and they wanted to take that plaque with our name's on to put it in the back. But our names are on the front on the Sunset Boulevard side. Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you.

You've earned it. You put your time in. Especially if you from that city, and you've been putting it down in that city for a good amount of time. But listen, Hollywood don't give black folks the credit they deserve. Listen to this.

So when we made, I'm going to tell you something, this is to the people who hated on coming to America. I just want to let you know that us who participated in coming to America could give less than a fuck, and I'm going to tell you why. Every day we were going to work with like John Amos and, you know, Vanessa Bell Calloway, Carcel Bouvet, and Rick Ross and, you know, people like this.

Arsenio and Eddie, number one. Number two, we were going to Tyler Perry's studio every day and sing sound stages with, I see Davis and Ruby D. And Whoopi Goldberg and Holly Berry. and Will Smith and Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg, when if you think of all the movies that they made for Hollywood and not Paramount, Warner Brothers, Sony, Nor Universal

would even consider, I've never even thought about putting any of them black people's name on a fucking sound state, and Tyler paid homage successfully before she died, she got to see that. So the pride that we had in making that fucking film, we don't give a fuck what the numbers are. We don't give a fuck you can suck our dick.

We were so happy and proud to be in that motherfucker. You know, every day, we were proud every day. Plus Tyler owned that Confederate Army base where white folks used to be there plotting on how to kill niggins, and he owns it, and it's bigger than Paramount and Sony and all that shit. So you know, you don't give a fuck about what the fuck you got to say, you were not.

rain on my motherfucking parade about coming to America. Talk your shit. That's the facts. Sometimes you just gotta tell people to suck your dick, man. Well, who have you told to suck your dick later? America. American. The whole.

Is that her name? No, the country. No, I mean physically, like, who has sucked your dick lately? These are things we don't discuss. There's been sucked, though. I thought this one. Oh, okay. I don't do that.

I don't get my dick suck and tell nothing. Okay, that's fine. I understand. You a gentleman. Exactly, because I want to suck again. Ah, ha, ha. You're out here telling people who suck your dick, huh? Watch what ain't going to happen.

Wait a minute. Watch what they ain't going to. I told them just enough to keep the shit going. You right, baby. You right. I'm going to give you the... That's what the bitch goes to say? Oh my God.

What are you getting? Are you gay? Y'all might have gotten them. It's okay to come out, the football player. What the fuck happened? Whatever. The football and the football just came out. No.

No, I don't do my dog like that. Well, I do everybody when they, no, I don't, I want to say something like that. But I don't want the people to come after me. No, no, it ain't the people, man. I know my dog. We didn't win and seen some holes together. That don't mean shit.

It mean everything. I know motherfuckers with 10 kids, like to suck dick on the weekends. Uh-uh, mm-mm. No. No. You better wake the fuck up. That's my brother.

Do you know where you are? I know. That's my brother. No. Oh, no, I'm not. I don't mean you. No, hell no. I'm saying.

Don't do him like that. No, I didn't mean you. You wouldn't know who was sneaking off. I don't think you're gay. Niggies ain't never had no questions about a nigga. But I don't think you're gay. I was bullshitting. I know.

My gay daughter is strong. I'm not gonna say nobody in here is, but you ain't. Look around, look around, look around. Look around. I'm really sad, though, that we're not in front of your beautiful theater studio audience, you know? I said, damn, I got to do, what, the COVID edition, and I would have loved to be in the theater. I didn't know you would do the live show. Our damn show would have brought you over there.

Well, I won't for free, but I'll do the garage for free, but I want to, you're right, I won't do the theater for free, but I want to do it. I wouldn't call you for free. You bet not? I know how you get down. Cash. I would cash you out. Ain't that a trip about, and the cash. You wouldn't even have to count.

I just walk up to you and unzip. your little pals and just drop it in there. And then once you lift it up, you're like, that's it. Un-siffed my little, un-sit. Where you, I just walk right up, your little pals right now. My little piles.

Oh, you mean this? Yeah. I said you meant this. Not the football! Not the food world! You keep money out now? I was like, you know where the zipper is, baby? No!

What? Yeah, I'm trying to hide it. You're talking about this little bag right here. Oh, my bag. Yeah, this little peg. That matches my tennis shoes. Oh, you're stunning on me. I'm trying.

I knew where I was coming. Yeah. I said, I can't go in there, be bullshitting. I'm going to represent for you guys. Everything hitting like a motherfucker, too. I know until that savage ain't seen. And he looked like the rich auntie. Got bracelets and brolecks and earrings and necklaces and...

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But you dressed down for me? Nah, I'm trapping right now. I'm trapping, too. I know. This is my trap jewelry. Oh, oh, what? What? What's the fuck up?

Welcome back to the A lot of a self-shoe. Oh, oh, oh. This podcast is the motherfuckers. Who guesses? Trap jewelry. Damn, I ain't doing shit in life. Where your trap jewelry at? Migger.

My trap jewelry. I'm out here, scroggling. Okay. Where you're trapped jewelry is? It's a scrubble. Where you're your trap jewelry? Right, where he's trap jewelry at? Lunette, give us some of your favorite rap songs of all the times.

Because we were talking off camera. I know you fucking with hip-hop a lot. I always see you over there fucking with Snoop. I love Eric B and Rockham. Okay. Paid and full type shit. I ain't no joke. I used to let the mic smoke. By now, slam it on the ground and make sure that it's broke. D-ch-d-dun-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.

Um, I love, um, heavy D, any heavy D. That nigga was smooth. I love heavy D. Red and peace of heavy D. Rest and peace, Heavy D. I'm very tribe called Quest. Oh, you like that real hip-hop. I like it, the real shit tribe.

I fucks with, you know, guru them. I fucks with Wu-Tang. Okay. And then seven chambers. Come on. I fucks with short, of course, if you want to go. Too short. Yeah, yeah.

You know, I fucks with Hammer. Don't hate on Hammer. Fucks with Hammer. Do you want to dance with the hammer? Do you want to dance with hammer? Yes. Where hammer? Which hammer ever?

The now hammer. The now hammer. The now hammer. Hammer. They put me in the middle. Did he walk around? No. Boy.

The Taco Bell commercial hammer. Go Hammer, I'm starving. Let's get some burgers. Burgers. That's out the dough. I got so much better than mine. Come on. Let's break.

Yeah, it's my weakness. Bumma'em, girl. Yo, sweet men. Now that's the way the hammer runs for the border, because the board is in order. Yo, yo, yo, sweetness. No, that was that. Don't do that, don't you.

That shit was crazy, though. And I fuck with 40, and I fuck with like MacDress. like Mac Dre and, um, uh, you know, uh, gosh, P.E. Public Denemy. Yeah, all the good shit. Queen Latifah. Come on. Motherfucking.

I'm only in the middle. MC Light. Motherfucking, the real. Roxanne. Kay? And all that old school shit, that's me. I love. Oh, they Houdini.

One love, one love. You look, you just. to have just one love, one love, one love, one love. You're lucky just to have this one. Rest and pizza, ecstasy. Yeah. Existine. That's all right now.

Like that shit timeless. I know. Because I'm a hoot. You know I'm a hoot. How do you know? Because I told you so, because I'm a hoot. That thing is. Come on, man.

Some say it's an art. Other say it's a shame that you would give me your body before your name. Them niggins was going, oh, boy. Name. Come on. And, of course, run DMC and OLL, L and all that shit. Yeah.

You know, because that motherfucking, mm. There you go, baby. Go ahead, baby. Doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it, well, doing it, doing it, doing it, well, doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it, well. I represent queen she was raised out of Brooklyn. L.L. Coojay probably love you. We like each other. You don't like each other?

Yeah, his wife too. We didn't kick it before. Not like that. You're so lovable, though. Everybody love you. You think? Yeah. That's good.

You have a great spirit. You know what I'm saying? Every time we see you, you bring some great energy. It don't matter what it's on. Well, I'm probably why I'm here, because I don't think that you guys fuck with, like, fake-ass motherfuckers. No, this is the realest show in America.

Did you know that this is the realest show in America? This is the number one. Well, you know, I have a YouTube show called Haley Nell. But I'm sad. That is the realest show in America. They did a poll. This is the number one rated show amongst black people between the ages of 13 and 86. Have you checked my stats, though?

You don't even know about my show. I'm gonna look. That's the whole, you know, I got lunatics. What's your hashtag? What's your people call? The 85% is. That's so Muslim. Nah.

Nah. Because we already accounted for the people who ain't gonna fuck with us. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't take that right out. We didn't already took them out. Yeah, we ain't even trying to fuck with the whole hundred. We know everybody don't like this.

Come on, man. Can your DJ go on the play or something right quick, you know? Bro, he's hiding. Play us and pimping. This the second time. It was sleep. All right, we're gonna replace this nigger with, Alexa.

Alexa. Pimper. Pippin, coming right up. What do you want to hear? Some funky dope shit? I want to hear... Oh, I love sugar free. God damn.

He said, I ain't never hit a woman, no. But I'll smack the shit out of a bitch while you bullshit. I said, what was that? Sugar free said, bitch, why do we wet? Why are you all on my dick? It's early in the morning. I ain't even peon. That sugar free is a monster.

Oh, I love it so much. You don't even know how much I love him. I don't even know how much I love him. Good boy. When I say you're jumping, I'd rather give you my bitch than let you breathe on. Last minute, end, oh smoke. I'd rather get my bitch tonight.

Hi, ho, silver. Bitch, if you look at me like that again, I'm suddenly to kill you. Ah! Oh whoa. Yes. That nigg is so good. Yeah, I love sugar free.

You got to be a hardcore, motherfucker, G, to dig sugar free. He's not, please. I bet if ever hit a bitch that she broke, as long as she got some pussy with her ass in a deep throat. Yeah! Every week, the bitch living the day that can move me.

She used to be a sweet taste in my mouth, but now I want to knock a motherfucking ass out. Yes! Bang, bang, chitty chick, lips, fingertips, ass, and tears now on her. That's how we do it in Pomona, boom. I left her. Oh, twop ass, ragged the mouth.

Nigger. That nigga be gone. Bravo. Yeah, Strangay. Man. Strong Jay. I got with some sugar free, right. That nigga go crazy.

Do he know? Have you ever met him? Yeah, we was on flight together, man. Did you tell him? Hell yeah, I told him. How did he react? Was he nice? Yeah, man, I fuck with him, man.

I really appreciate it. You're a pimp-ass sugar-free. I would have probably hit the track for sugar-free. Man. For a little while. You would hit the track for sure? I probably would hit the track for him. The strove? You won't.

Yeah, I would have probably hit it right quick. Right. I did, I did hold in Oakland for two weeks. Two weeks? Yes. But then what had happened was, I got busted. But in all the movies, I thought your pill was supposed to come and get you out.

But he did not come and get me house. I bonded my own self. I went on self out because I had that much money in my tent. I got out, I went back to the safe house. He was laying in the bed with the white beds. I took the dope, the gun, and the money. I was out. I never seen the nigga again.

His name is Freddy. Oh, he might be dead. Oh, shit. He might be dead. He might be dead. Shit. For his name is Freddy, he might be dead. Don't fucking.

Hey, uh, Frederick. This is all hypothetical. This is all. This is from an upcoming movie. We do a little story. She's talking about the biopic that's in the works. Yeah, we work. No, I'm not.

This shit is true to the mother fucking. You know what you did, you picked me for two mix, you bitch-ass motherbuck. How long do you love you in there? No, no, I got out because I had money. I bailed my own. He didn't even make no effort. No, he was in bed with the white bitch.

I'm like, and I'm like, that insult to injury. He had been in bed with the wine bitch. I'm like, okay, guess what? Watch this bitch. Damn. Swoop-to-doop out. I used to be a gangster bitch.

Against a bitch. I used to be a gangster bitch. I used to be against a bitch. I'm glad you gave him streets up. Well. Because the comedy game needed you more than them. Yeah, I did give them up. I was trying to think.

Freddy was looking for you though. What? He looked for you for a little while. Freddy? Yes. Freddy was looking around. You seen Lou Neal? That's in three.

That's three pans lines. I was what they call an earner. I was an earning now. You want to know when you make the most money as a whole to me or when you did was before motherfuckers go to work, like 7, 7.30 in the morning and they want to get their dicks up right quick before they go hit the financial district. Who? Whole got to get up early.

Rule number one. The early bird gets the cash. Okay. Or the worm. Okay. First. You get the worm first, then the cash. Fuck a worm, pay me.

There you go. Don't pay me no attention. Damn, we can write the manual, right here, right now. First thing you gotta do is gotta get up here. Get your ass up. Nobody likes a lazy hoe. Nobody. You're up and at them.

Nobody. Get up, bitch. Get to work, get that track. See, I used to be a bottom bitch, so I could get the best up. Show bitch ass up and get on that track, bitch. Fuck, resting your teeth. Go get that money for I smack the fuck out your hands. Alright, let me ask you this.

Thank you, thank you. What does the whole eat for breakfast? Holes don't eat breakfast. They eat that track for breakfast. Ooh! Ooh! This ain't the holiday inn, bitch. This is about my motherfucking cat.

You know? If a hud need breakfast, you don't want to make no money. Exactly. Go eat a dick for breakfast. Eat a dick. Brush your teeth with the dick. With the money. Eat the dick, brush the teeth with the money.

There you go. I don't want to give up all my game guys right now, you know. It's enough that kids are watching. They shouldn't be watching. Auntie don't mean none of this, baby. Don't you go on to sleep. Like goodbye and good night. Take ass to sleep.

So do they edit this or how long? No, all this shit is love. No going to edit and shit that we asked them to edit. Or how long is this show go on or whatever? You ready to get out of here? No, I'm just, no, no, no. This is what we do in the trap. We just talk shit and we just show love and enjoy our country.

I am only here after love because they are not paying me. I'm only, but I really do shit without getting the money right now. I've been in a pandemic. I've got a year's worth of money to make up. I'm not out here fucking around these streets. My tour is called the Fresh Out of Favorites. I ain't got no favorites for now, motherfucker. But if I love you and I'll fuck with you,

I'll be there. So here I am. Let's go. Let's go. What more could you ask for? You talk with you? I could have asked for some motherfucking Chinese food or some other fucking pizza.

We didn't get you that. No, you should have had that shit. We didn't know that's what you ate. Nigger, all this weed? What the fuck you thought a bitch was gonna suck What I'm gonna damn lipstick off of what the fuck? I mean, I'm just saying we- Oh, you don't have to have too many divas here.

No, we can get you whatever you want. No, I can get whatever the fuck I want my motherfucking self. Why you're on, why you over here? I can make it happen for you. No, it's already too late, baby. All right. What's up, DJ looking like shaggy and shit? That is shaggy.

It wasn't him. It was. Play that, play that song. You like that. That Shaggy wasn't me. Can you play that for me? Hey, bow butt naked thinking on the bedroom floor. How can I read this?

Yeah, okay. Come on. He's stupid. Play that Shaggy. You don't never give her an extra key. And they had holes over that. You're fired like a man. What's wrong with that man?

Stupid. Turn it up. That's what you like. Just right now, you know. Well, look here. There you go. We appreciate you coming through here. They're showing us love.

Lou Neal. And that's exactly how it goes, folks. When Lou Neal come through the trap, we might fucking around and be listening to Shaggy. Yeah, man, I'm an extra key. Amen, rich auntie vibe. Shout out to my dog Clayton English. You know what it is.

Shout out to my man Chico Bean. E. Gisha Young Clyde. Ghetto Legends Tour. Hey. Coming soon. This has been another 8 and 5 South Show production. Lunell, Clayton English.

They'll win. We're out of here. Turn it up. Turn it up. This is a family reunion. Word to me. One to me. What's it.

I was talking about with you. At this time, please ensure your seatbelt is purely fast. The tray table and seatbacks are up and lost. We'll be underway shortly and thank you for flying. I just talking about with you. He told that girl. It is longer than CVSman.

Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, it was long too. We can see it. We can see it. Oh, you like, empty punching bag. Yeah, man, it was great. When you said teddy bed legs. Hey, hey, y'all good back there? No, okay.

All right, we just did. They got the tour dates. Oh, word. Are we in the day? It's back on, br. Hey, man, we back in the game. Look, we got a bunch of them, too. Yeah.

7-17, that's July 17th. We're in making. Yeah. Then the 24th of July. We're in Biloxi, Mississippi at the Coast Coliseum. Yeah. Then August 7th, we're in Greenville. Bro, which Greenville?

It's Greenville at every state. But whichever one in the Barnes-Socor's wellness arena, is that? Remember, we couldn't figure how to say that shit. Yeah, I don't even know if it's the same. Is it North... Bro, is it Greenville, North Carolina, J-O-N? No, it's not. It's Greenville, South Carolina.

Oh. That's why you sit back there. All right. Then on August the 14th, we in February. We're in Fedville at the Crown Coliseum. And then September 11th, we in Jisonville. At the Vice Star, that sounds like a hospital. Yeah.

Well, we ain't, we're gonna kill them, no. So that's why we're gonna sound like that. October 1st, we in Seattle at the WAMU Theater. WAMU. That's an Indian. That's Indian. The Indian? Probably on the reservation.

Word. Okay, WAMU. Then 10-2, we in Sacramento at the Memorial Auditorium. Sacramento? Yes, Sacramento. Where they got some things out there. Word. I ain't have been to San Francisco.

Jay and you have been to Sacramento? We're about to go to Sacramento, boy. 1029, we're in Tallahassee. Yeah. Donald Tucker Civic Center. I thought they said Donald Duck. Yeah, that would have been dope. But we're gonna be at the Donald Tucker. They probably got a Donald Duck in Orlando.

Yeah. 115, we're in North Charleston at the North Charleston Coliseum. You know 115 is November? Yeah, but I can read numbers. But enough. About that. Charleston, South Carolina? North.

North Charleston. That didn't say the state, though. North Charleston? Yeah, it's north of South Charleston. But it's a Charleston in every state, too. 116, which is November the 6th, we will be in Greensboro at the Greensboro Coliseum. That's Greenboro, North Carolina. That's definitely enough.

Yeah, I'm like 30 minutes away from there. You know what I mean? So all they got to do is go to the 85 Southshow. Southshow.com for more information on new tour days that mean we got some more coming y'all we got yeah we can only drop these right now right these are locked in yeah well you see we are on our way to your city right now we stole these seats from spirit and um you know they we're gonna get them back no man we're just being resourceful bro we fucking around and got this plane you're just gonna go to sleep in there seating on that back

We're trying to get-o legends to us. It's ghetto. Get your ticket. I hate it here. I ain't got my seatbelt out of me. Well, why don't see the different color of mine? It's not even the same brand of seat. It's ghetto.

It's hell. He's better be glad DC ain't here. He probably on the ribs on. Yeah. Yeah. He's better than that. No, he, no, he just, he just caught an earlier flight. That's all that is.

But me and you don't want a hand from this shit, isn't. We should have killed me. Nah, this is a good investment, man. Look, we got our people in the back. She's mad. No, bro. We're gonna probably have to do another season of this show. What show?

You're another one. Man, y'all get the tickets. All right. Look, we got to get some extra seats for the plane. They don't let back. We ain't got no seatbelts. So, you know, go to the website, eddiesbibiotsov.com.

Seabeld Brown, but the seatbelt. There ain't no other part of that close. You're just gonna lay that across your waist like that. Y'all get y'all tickets to the show. Please, please. Look at our plane. Look at our plane. Help us.

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