The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Memphis Mane Comedy Special 2019 W DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 204

Episode Date: October 23, 2019

The coldest podcast returns to Memphis to check errrbody in the building! DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean waste no time brining the laughs and interacting with the people of Memphis, Tennessee! The squad deliver a classic show, paying tribute to Memphis rap and they take a trip down memory lane - back to when you had to ask your momma to stay over your friends house. If your looking for the funny real podcast - this is it! Get tickets to see them in San Diego! bit.ly/85sandiego2019 FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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on the iHeart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast one more time gonna pull out the tally waggery and whack the tally thank you sir what's up memphis tennessee hell no we're gonna need more energy than that I said, what's up, Memphis, Tennessee? This is the 85 South Show experience. Man, we're in Memphis, man.

You gotta wear the shit that the people get wet. You got to put on the black airport. These are the official worst shoes of niggas who are in what? Who's not funny. How many of y'all watch the show on YouTube? If you don't watch the show, you are in for a treat. The 85 South is not just. to show it is a whole experience and if you're in here tonight you're liable to be part

of the show you can't trust niggas who are they i don't want to say if they're not cutting grass they're robin you both on the steel roads you man they be a bush no y'all man we appreciate all in love man two sold out shows one sold out with four days of promotion man over 2,000 tickets sold and four days man Memphis we can't tell you thank you alone 85 South shit, we're like y'all. Appreciate you. Because you are witnessing the next kings of comedy! Oh, I win, man, for mine.

Salute to all the people up top. I hope y'all niggas got some health insurance up that motherfucking nigga. You're gonna have some goddamn nosebleed. That's the allergy section. They're catching all the dust. Yeah, this nigga funny, but shit! I love this shit. Man, Memphis, y'all gotta make some noise for yourself.

Y'all sold all these tickets in four days, man. In four days, man. Four days, man. Fuck with y'all niggas. Y'all ain't got shit else to do. Shit, we're in Memphis, man. These niggas are gonna rob their Nike factory as soon as they leave it. They ain't gonna rob the factory.

They're gonna hit that train, though. That fatter ain't hair shit, look, we got Black F-O-1. Yep. You say why now? Oh, a 10-free weekend, oh, nigger went down there. Oh, it's a tag free weekend this weekend? I seen the, niggins. Oh, shit, man, I ain't know that.

Hold on, wait a minute, we got a lizard. Oh! Oh, Lord. God damn. Been tried to slither my way in here. God damn. Damn, damn, baby, God damn. You're gonna let him call your girl a lizard.

He said, that ain't my girl. They want to see this shit again, sweetheart. She's like, that's right, yeah. They're built like a slim gym. Look at you, girl. I ain't loose it happened to us you hear me I get on some real shit we got Steph Curry in this motherfucker what's up with you Stefan Clayton niggins that Steve Curry that ain't that niggins that they got on slave boots look at the niggins

and they got the Frederick Douglas is on I'm digging me a who I'm digging me a who I'm digging me oh leave stop leave that young nigger a little Come here. And before I be a slave, I be buried in my grave. And I flee, oh, God! Hold on, wait, wait, they go back. They go back. I'm digging me a book.

Lay that nigga alone, bro. You can get them boots wet. They water resistant. water resistant I've seen no boots before at the museum they ain't had nobody with just boots excuse me ma'am who the hell are you texting right now you is in your phone like a motherfucker blonde wig she's an Uber driver she telling them not right now if you can hold for like an hour I'll be right now to pick you up stop looking at me lady you look like a sex-ass ice cream cone oh

There's something about your ass. Some about her. There's something about her. That's your lady right there, G. She keep licking her lips. He said, hell yeah, niggum, fuck wrong with your little head a, big hit a, nigg. Better move the fuck on, nigger. I just ain't hurt with the blonde wig.

She got the wig on the bitches used when they rob banks and set it off. Listen, hit, chump. You leave that guy. You leave that girl. I bet you're about to get caught. We know that's home. It's cute on her. Auntie, who that is?

She's trying to hit nobody. See, you say you'll make you. You see what? Yeah, just go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. They got the horses and he dressed like they work at the movie theater. They got the movie theater AMC.

Who the fuck put them best, though, y'all? They trifling as fuck. Looking like y'all are popcorn. They do a magic trick. Look at the white ones want to hang out in the hallway because they don't want to hear the show. I don't want to hear that shit. It's the real shit. Y'all don't want to hear this shit. Black Power! What's up, bitch? Where you at?

Oh, what's up, babe? What's at? Ah, get up. Let me see what you look like. Let me see what you look like. Let me see what you look like. Get up, bitch. Bitch, me don't sit down. You look. Just like me. Sit down. You look. Just like me. Sit down. I'm being that like, I am fucking myself. I am fucking myself. I cannot do this.

My dick is getting on soft. I cannot do this. Salute to the white man right here came to fuck with us. What's your name, G? J. J. I knew it. He said his name is Jock.

Where are you from, Jock? Damn the fucking rude. Huh? I stay down there, fuck, nigger, what? Are you from California? You came from California for the show? Hell no. Yeah, no.

You saw him, you're like, yep, yep, them you did. No, fuck you did. Not in California, not talking like that. Your wife's sister got married, and he was just in town for extra day. Why y'all was a boy, fuck? He probably from Orange Mountain,

is scared to tell everybody. He like, you got it. Yep, that's where in front. Those are my sisters. Yeah, no. We admit, man. Shout out to everybody, then it stole some shit got a Graceland before salute y'all.

How to fuck you steal somebody? They don't go down. They don't go there. They don't go there. They don't go there. They only go there to steal, they ain't. They ain't go there to steal? Artie, you're tired of this shit, ain't?

She's like, I'm tired of this job. You'll see it down now. She got that bird. She got the little bird mess house down. She don't want to argue with nobody. You know, she got this stuff down like Anita Baker. R.T. got that Nita Baker. Every weekend, that's another weekend.

No one in the world is going to love me. No one in the world can love me like you, oh, too, baby. Every weekend, that's another affair. Shut the fuck up, really? That's a little old. They all right. They don't know when they see that.

Oh, so tired. If they read it say B-23. Let's see, A, B, 23. She's sick of everybody. She's excited in them, y'all. Shout out to everybody who went here with somebody else, but y'all not a couple. Oh shit.

Y'all fuck it, but y'all not a couple. Who are a couple? Y'all be fucking, but you ain't a couple. No, I said the people who fucking but you're not a couple. She grabbed this thing, see, there are more like us. They made here with a bone. I know you fucking OG. You hear this thing, she just bought the balls.

Now, they're right. They're like, we don't fuck with each other like that, but we'd be fucking. Hey, Miss Lady, how long y'all been fucking? She's like, oh, what's up? She knows? You don't know how long y'all be fucking? What's all, D.C.?

Three years. Bro, she's been consistent, push through the whole town. Every week, bro, air week. You see how long you've been fucking with it. Don't fuck it up by trying to make your relationship. Just keep fucking. You know, I've been fucking for three years. If she would have been your girl, you would have been through fucking with it two years ago.

Ladies, you see how far a little bit of pussy'll go? Now, y'all, y'all been fucking, but y'all ain't together. How long y' y'all been fucking? By who? By third of day? By today? Oh, y'all. You still using comments.

You still using comments. y'all and say uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ah-oh-ah-oh-oh oh oh oh oh oh oh something in there oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh like it i'm gonna put my ding-ling on it remix you know how to play everything i said i like it so i put my ding-ling on it and i like it so up with my ding-ling on it and then i like you throw up with my ding-ling on that Then I had to get through up with that thing I'm trying that. Oh, I'm going to see.

Oh, ooh. Oh, oh, ooh. And I got it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh, man. What it is? I ain't stop.

That's enough. Oh, I'm going to get my first. Oh, shit. Keep on it. I forget how she came in. How she came in. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Got those came in life. Oh. If you like it, then you put your dangling on it. If you like it, then you put your dangling on it.

If you like it, then you put your dangling. Come on. If you like it, then you put your dangling. Hey, I'm back to now. Oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah. She got to have my baby.

She got to have my baby. All right. And that's how she got pregnant that second time. Showed it. Shout out to everybody that's recording. show for their cousins at the house. Yep. They don't get no fuck.

What's up, big, y'all? You good? Setting this, he comfortably, everything's good. That nigga ain't built like eight balls. Just trying to make sure. You get built like eight balls. Leave that niggins who are gonna get a killer. You can tits in on their arm rib.

Boom. Bo-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-----. Hey. They have all-rat to be to be in the club like. I know this ain't the song, but for some reason, I just want to wrap the other verse on that part. Said I was broke as a motherfucker of my life at the end. See, my so-called playing, they hit no ears to lend me. My job at me was fucking with no grief.

I worked so fucking hard, but the money is never increased. I quit my fucking tar. I have no job at all. I grabbed the gun. I grabbed the man. He's having a great time. He is having a great time. I see you, don't stop.

You, nigger. Yes, you. Somebody bust in and he told me what had happened. No, no. They were like, boy, they ain't in the rap, but hey. Hold up. We in Memphis, man. We're in Memphis, man.

So I'm gonna say, uh... The train more harder than drain on. Think you harder than the can't off. Take the life on living, but all the suckers will follow. See, tomorrow's got moot. Then they rap's not get the stove. If I take the fee out of bloat so you can hear him some rope. Look at it on.

Oh, Brad, that's how it up here. Hey, watch this here, Chico. What? It's been a long time coming, and a lot of dough running. You know? Must I try to dodge the cases. The living in the street

and telling so I had to go back to the basic. It's the intro to my life, intro to my world. Ridge grass, a promise, moving in the water. Poked up on the corner of my hip, hollied out of him on my hip, hollied out here, want it. Mike Locke, state, comic frogs, and the man's fuck. Let's go.

He didn't get shot. You're a whole nigga. Said, I remember you. Do you remember me? Hey, great, living school, running through a quarter key. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Memphis out of a three point five nigger dashed what's up yeah oh thank you guys all right Memphis's got them classic verses man except one most legendary rappers ever man

Just bleed, bring it that I don't get cut by these pullies making reads. Jumping out of chicken nuts, cutting balls down the quark. Bab his winters in my long, niggas think me for a band. I'm gonna shoot him in his ass. I'm gonna show him who the boss. When you're gonna learn, if you drop in this game, then your ass, I'll get burned. When I turn on my time,

no rocks on the night, take your fair chance at the job, but I got to dance to the shoes of this shit. That's why I keep a revolver. How to hell you rob, but. Boy, I'm gonna start you with pistols slap from my mouth. It's a pop, it's intending one. I'm calling shot after shot. Whether you like it or not.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got one for you. Okay. I got one for you. I got one for you.

Keep it on. Keep it going. Keep it going. I said, Give it up Yeah, right, Keep it go! Y'all right, give it go!

I say, Oh, boy! Chickie, chicken, boh-p-a-chikin'-ha-chikin'-ha-chig-ha-chig-ha-chig-ha-ha-chig-ha-ha-ha-ha-chic-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Mivis man, we're in remiss. We give everybody. No little friend in Hollywood. What she goes on dick, what she does it real good?

No, she does it do, Hollywood. Sucks on dick, uh, does it real good. Really good What I'm On my nose Come on a guy Come on a guy Come on

Come on Come on On the finger Bang in you Okay What What? What?

Say my gunny Hey All the boy Left Run a train Squeeze on my nose Stop That natural curly

Here Please no touch Oh Let's see. Talk yo shit. Come on. Come on, chigo. One more.

One more. One more legend there, man. Still, I can get paid down for Lucha Libre. Fuck all the bullshit and he say she's safe. Those who oppose me shall get no big waste. My own real niggas end up in cock play. Poor a fucker, you're gonna hear this and feel me. Really wanna kill me.

kill me next if you're in your heart to pull the trigger get your murder charge I don't think so my dick oh yeah white man ain't rap shit you ain't rap damn song white man no no no no song I know what the white man want to hear Uh-huh Uh-huh Uh-huh I say my name is Chink With the 85 South

The white man bought his white girlfriend out You know what it is A young fly, Carlos Miller is here, I said Uh-huh The white man got an F-150 park in the parking lot Uh-huh Uh-huh Uh-huh

Uh-huh It's crazy. That's what we do. We fucking Memphis. Shout out to all the prostitutes will be walking around that pilot. Ow! That she's going to be stuck in my hell.

Uh huh. Uh huh. Ah. Yeah. Uh. Oh, it's easy and it's strong ATL. Every night I know he shakes the bank so well. You already know you heard what I said.

Well, Everybody makes a noise for loose less, a loose leg. Lose man. Lose man. Lose man. Lose me. Lose me. I'm thinking in time.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Now some of y'all women mimon.

Oh. Oh. You got? Yeah, this is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for niggas who got all the lights on on your dashboard in your car. All the lights on. Your shit say that the trunk open, you need some breaks. When she'll wipe of fluid is low.

You need a transmission, a whole change. No, nobody knows what the ABS mean, but it's all right. It's all right. I don't know, I think my shit be about to stop, that's what this... I'd be like, damn, my shit, back to stop. I don't like when the check engine, like, come on, that bitch say service engine soon, like when you mean... How soon? Like, this week or like, later on this month?

Oh, this niggas that they've been riding around for the motherfucking two years when they check engine light on. Ain't that wrong with this, bitch, man. It's a sense of mine. I ain't never on to check engine. It's a sense of mine. mine. My sense went bad. You ever throw your car so long and fix itself? I'm going to be fucking, I guess.

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Kill everybody on the highway, park that damn goofy-ass car. She keep hearing that, bruh. Yeah, that shit been in a pop, stupid. She hit that one more time. Hit the emergency, like, bruh, bha, bitch. Boy, that's nothing that way came up like that sound right there. That got that gritty. Like, oh, that is.

I'm woke now, baby. That's what it is. Yeah, I've been one time we pulled over, nigger. I pulled it over. But I really pulled over to fuck my girl. In trucks, they would rhyme by that bitch. Shoot, that shit. Oh, we're shaking.

I'm like, bitch, we need to go home, bitch. We need to do this in the house. Y'all was fucking in the car. Yeah, fucking, hey, bro. On the highway? We were driving. I was driving, but I did some gangsy shit, bro. That shit was dangerous too, but I was driving,

and we were fucking at the same time. Literally, yes. Big Nick can do that, right? I was driving. I was like, baby, this shit, danger, but go here. Go here. I was tear that ass on, so I was driving at the same time. I was like, oh, shit.

Fuck, I don't know if I want to drive and fuck at the same time. Oh no. See, I don't be thinking about my insurance premium and shit. Yeah, but they catch you fucking in that bitch. I know it's going to go up. Because I told him I was only going to drive my car 15,000 miles a year. You start slinging dick in your car and instrument. car and extra mouth because I know if I start fucking I'm gonna miss my exit but

if I tell him I ain't got no way to stay and I said a dick they'll understand you sell a dick yeah they ain't had no way to fall so I had to fucking the car I had to write that off as a business this right this right off you did come on baby come on now me you speak game that went right over their head yeah they don't do taxes to him right so do all the ladies that that didn't fuck in the car before, but the car was too small and the windows fogged up, y'all got hot and had to stop. Yeah, I know somebody know. They're fucking in that Nissan Awesome, well, that bitch didn't fog the fuck up. You got to get out the car to let the windows, they open on the doors, baby.

God, damn. Bitch, I broke your gift, chef. Ain't nowhere to move. She just, I can't move, babe. Where do you want me to go? I'm sorry about your get shift. I'm sorry. Memphis is the home time boy you're on the on the streets of Memphis you live with a scene four niggins drive past you with their seat lean back like this

Like who is driving that ghost niggas me go like you know me hill They're in the casket driving the car I love this goddamn city man this is one of the man listen I love Memphis man Memphis niggas Memphis niggas show you love only the way Memphis niggas can like they you would know Memphis motherfucker fuck what you because they ain't gonna be like hey man ain't fuck with you man they'll be like Chico mate big head a nigga Mike hey come in my little shoot big face that niggil man ain't funny a fuck little face a nigga Mike they talk to my aunt to you man she love you big face a man auntie get on the phone she's 60 years old what's up chico look fat no

little eyeball having an eggo man we love you by me as well somebody grandma would roast me bitch stick around stick around bitch I stick my face in your gauze bitch I got bit by bitch we got to work in the morning ain't nobody going there y'all ain't going y'all ain't call no some of y'all work at home anyways

nigga with the safety fence on where you work didn't they got a whole goddamn safety vest on right now what you do that nigga park calls you got a diaper bag on this shit that way he had the keys he worked in fed eggs nah that nigga got shot that's a shit bag he just got it made special this man got a fashion over shit bag on bro what you got in that look at them purrish the shit oh that's been him that boy been pooing all show that niggins in their pouch and pulled out some fashion over sunglasses. What the fuck?

What the fuck row with you? What's your name, OG? It's not an OG. Eric. You'll be surprised, that nigga probably like 40. Yeah, I still don't like him, OG. That's, what you do? That nigga, phone don't even work.

He's just told. He's a security guard at Fed X. That niggins stand by the door and look for boxing. Put that down. Put that down. Put that down. That too weird. That ain't got no.

Can't come through here with that. That ain't got no label Shout out to all the ladies in here who know they got on a broad that they wore yesterday Oh, sour titty Ain't got a wrong with that I fuck with that, that's a real woman right there, we see that I fuck with real women, bitch, if your brown panties match every day, you ain't the bitch for me, I'm sorry, that means you got too much time on your hands,

you ain't never got on a Victoria's secret broad, no haines, draws, ever bitch, you don't want errands, fuck wrong with you. Got no real bitch, ain't you got no, Bits ain't he got no draws just see ass crack right now yeah Lord of y'all that bitch ain't got no bidspring I can tell she can't wear draws this gonna fuck her pH balance up shout out to all the women who got them long pussy so you can't even wear sexy panties you gotta wear them gray draws look like you've been a chill because your pussy long but your torso

short I like the hood bitches when they're bad on the flow you just watch TV like That's the bed, a couch cushion. You're back going to hurt like a motherfucker when you wake up in the morning. You didn't do that shit way too many times. You can tell you're comfortable. I ain't row from the hood. I used to fuck me just on paddlets. Hell yeah.

Stop sliding. Stop sliding, you're gonna hurt your knees. This made a good palate. She got a snugget laid out of the floor. Now you gotta get up from a pallet. No, you got to roll around. If you're on a pallet, you can't just get straight up like that. You got to get that.

Hold up. Then you can sit in the couch, like, damn, I gotta go get the palate. Shout out to all the ladies who they gave a niggas a pussy on the pallet before. There's some ladies that ain't gonna give a niggins a pussy on the pallet tonight. Fuck as you're talking about. Pallet at the house cold as hell on that hardwood floor. The pallet made out of a dice game blanket and two pillows.

This is how people... This is how people sleep when they ain't got a pallet. This is how people sleep when they ain't got a pallet. You tired? No, ain't tired. I think you're just waiting to fall asleep. I think I could just go a little bit along now. That nigga looked like a dead body.

Oh look, said we're laughing about this shit. Hey, make some noise if somebody ever tried to spend the night at your house without asking you. You just look up, you just look up on your couch at two in the morning, then they're on the count like this. You want to wake his ass up, they'd be like, don't do it. Like, I'm not to say so. Hey, bro, who is, man? It's your cousin. Man, that's my boy from school, man.

Why that guy got his arms in his shirt like he just told on the first 48? Fuck around with this nigga. He came over here two days ago. Niggas, men sleep. Still, I don't think the nigga dead. Nah, he's breathing. My man. You.

What's up, bro? Hey, man, when you, uh, when you go on, man? You've been over here about, you've been over here about four, five days, man. You've been over here about four, five day, man. You shot somebody, you can't go home, man. Man, where we go to them at? Huh? We go down left.

What? What? But Rico, bingo, bing on, butt, fuck wrong with you stupid ass, why he bit? No, man, you can't put your arm back in your shirt. Can't put your arm back in your shirt, bitch, now. Cause we only got two pallets, I got a panic, he got a pallet, and you... Yeah, you on the couch, the couch is for the kids, bro. You got to get your big ass something, bro.

You got to go, bidco really told us to tell you got to leave. Bid down your heels. Man, hi. She got to go here. Let's say, I got to go, I got to go, I got to go, I got to go, I got to go, I got to go. Oh, it's coming out and coming to... She's about to shit out some... She's about to shit out some Chang Wings right now.

Got that right? I gotta go. She's like, this is the perfect time. Nigger, damn show, trying to spend the night with you on the slip. Oh, for real. I stay spending night on people hounds. I don't get a fuck. I don't give it out. Especially when I realized that nigga had, like,

egg-waffles and peanut butter jelly. I was like, what the fuck? Don't stand over here every night, man. Shit. You ever stayed over some of my house, get food? stamps that is a treat they got all the different types of cereals from roll-ups lunchables you're like nigger y'all got lunchables in here the piece of ones too big you're all rich the cinnamon toast one the pop-tiles oh the brown

ooh that was the hardest thing to do man to ask your mama could your partner spend a night that was a process right my nigger that was a real problem mama was a hoarder Hey, hey, you think I could spend the night, bro? Hey, I don't know you got to ask my mama. I gotta ask you. You gotta ask. She gonna say, no, if I asked.

You thought you... Can I spend night too, bro? I ask for us. Y'all got to ask for us. Y'all got to ask you. Alright, let go. I know how to do this. I do this a lot.

Okay. Alright, come on. Where's your mom? Where your mom, man? She in her room. Mama Carlos. Hey, Mama. You want me to take the trash out?

I took the trash. I take the trash. Get the trash. Get the trash. Get the trash. You is it? Is it okay? Cause Carlos got the game.

And we, we love paying. Oh, no. I'm sorry. Miss, no. Let go back. I hate it. No, you did. I do this.

You did. She didn't even look at you. She didn't even turn the stories down. You got an ass nicer than that. Watch this. Mama Carlos. I like your hair. It's real pretty.

You got a ass, here we are. I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I was just wondering if, if me and John John could, cause, I'll be right back. Can we, you, you play too much. Why you stuttering? Scared. You stupid. Marcos, hey.

Is it okay? Listen, I see your grants need to be cut and I'm gonna cut your grams tomorrow, but can me and Chico spend a night? Tonight, Macalos? We can't? You say call my mama to come give me. We can't.

I like beer, oh, me, or mama, Cullo? Oh, I want to go on. We neither. Cullus, it's your mama. Man, she don't never let me do anything. But probably could last time y'all stayed over here, y'all broke her account. I know what happened. I know why she won't let her's over here, because you peed on the sleeping bag.

I drank too much of Capri's sons. I said I was sorry. They're going to be scared. Now, every time we come on here, she goes to the little boy that we pee-ed. Nah, it's because she said you had fucked that girl on her pad. I did. I did. I'm sorry.

I just want to stay the night. Please. I don't want to go home. My mama a hoarder. It's so much shit. Could you please ask your mama, can we stay? Please. My mama a hoarder.

It's so much shit. It's like, soon as you hit the dough, it's like, oh my God. Mom, they want to spend the night, but say no, because they'd be eating up by a lot of snakes. What's she saying? I see y'all later. My mom said to get off a porch. Can I ride your bike?

I'm gonna steal that bike. I'm gonna get it. I don't get a bull. I told that nigga. He got a chain on it. Your uncle got an axe on it. Yeah? Let's go get it.

I'm gonna get that body. Hey, Uncle, white man. Can I see your axe? Mom. They're still out there. They don't know what they do. Where my friends go? Where my friends go?

Why they need me by myself. You're ugly. I'm gonna get me, hurry up, hurry up, I'm looking up, hurry up, hurry up, I'm looking up. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. Hurry up. There you go.

Hold on, don't leave me, nigga. Hold on, let me go to the stick wheel. Oh shit, ah, ah, my legs, my legs, ah. I was scrabbing my legs. I sniffed on the pad. You can't even ride a bike right, that's why you won't let her spend the night. I'm sorry. What colors go?

I'm out of going to see if he can come back outside. Go see if he can come back outside. I'm gonna go hide the bike. Miss Miller. Hey, can Carlos come out? We're about to play football. Huh? Carlo.

Why you're looking like there? Carlo, you're in trouble? Loose, what's on, Los? What, bro? Man, somebody stole my fucking bike, man. You poor shit! Somebody stole your bike? What did it look like? Man, somebody stole my bike.

The one I'd be ride, man, y'all can't help me for that. Somebody stole. You poor shit. Who stole your bike? You heard, you heard, you heard, who got it? Will you let me over here? You know what? If we would have spent the night, that shit wasn't in a half.

Nope. Nicky wanted to try all three of us like that. I think I know who stole your bike. Who? It's this dude that'd be coming around here. He'd be having this shit bag on his stomach, right? Yep. He worked at Macy's.

No, he worked at FedEx. He worked in FedEx. The security guy. God, nigga. Yup, got the boxes because he got the tools. That's who did it. Because he little brother go to our school. You remember a little timid.

He said, remember, because he always said he wanted to bite? I don't know him. Right. I think he did it. I know he did it. He did it. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. You know who they said, did it. A white dude. What the fuck is those keys to? What's you handing me keys to white man? A jail cell? This is a correction officer. What's up girl?

Don't be screaming at me. Ain't you the same girl who liked DC earlier? No, that was my twin next to her. Oh, hold on. Let me see what her friend looked like. Stand up friend. Not again, not you. You know, you already did it.

Talking about your friend, the one with the expensive weave. Looking like, Nickyman. Let me see. Oh, okay. I can see myself arguing with you in the Walmart parking lot. Let me tell you how I know you're my type, because when you got up, you had to pick your ass up. Salute to Jill Scott walking up the aisle. Hey Jill Scott, you love me. Oh, touch me. Uh-huh.

She tied. She's like, up. Let me see. Let me see. I know these seats. It's 30 seats right here. You say you in what? 23.

Get up. I need you to get up. You shit is not right here. White lady didn't wash her hands when she peed. Ah, she can't straight out. Your hands still dry. You ain't wash your hands. A lot of niggins don't wash their hands.

You lock eyes with that too soon. They can do. Yeah, shit, I didn't. That ain't dabbing nobody up no way, shit, man. That's my dick, shit. That's some nasty ass shit. Watch your goddamn hands. That's hand.

I know my dick, me ain't gotta watch my hand, shit. It's my dick, shit. She was mad. Fuck my hands. I don't even wash my chicken. Kiss my ass. Fucker you're talking about. She can make some good chicken.

Who can make some good chicken? That white ladders? Look how big dude is. You think she fucking up chicken? That nigga is eating pigs, that niggins not eat no chicken. She's gonna come to the chicken, still on the bag, bitch. Fuck around. I need to, uh, put this shit in the oven, bitch.

You said you wanna make chicken, bitch. You have to cook baked chicken. Who got the best chicken in Memphis, mine? She said, I got your best. I don't trust you, fried chicken. I don't trust you fine, chicken. You're weave too long. You gonna fuck around and set yourself on fire.

on fire trying to find some chicken. I fuck with it. That grease gets to pop in the whole week, get on fire, baby. She's go crazy. I fuck with it. She'd be standing there twirking why the chicken, friend.

You can tell she got good fried chicken. The way she's saying it, I got some fried chicken to knock on. I won't know that shit. No, you gotta fuck with a friend, bro. That one already meet. Which one? The one with long yellow weed.

She didn't know how to cook friend fry. I thought with her. All you got to put seeds out on friend, frown. You're like, boy, you did you just thought it with this. Niggins be impressed by the little shit. All hood, nigga, though. What that little, that little bottom bone, you put the fries in, you shit got out of. You all hear the feedback on the mic.

You hear that shit? The feedback. Yeah. You know why? You know why? Why? Because the fucking white lady who do the sound, quit. She did.

Yeah, she got mad. She's like, well, fuck it! And just walked out. Are you serious? Ain't nobody back there. Today? Damn. Yeah.

Bussin. We don't give a butt. They better have our money! Yeah, fuck the sound. Yeah, that ain't affected bottom line, but that bitch. She quit? Yeah. I don't give a buck.

That's been lighting and big. We will. They can't kick us out. They can't tell everybody, like, leave at one time. They'd be like, they want to stay. Yeah. They can try, but it is. You can't put the niggas in Memphis out.

That's why we're trying to tell me, we just stick together and say no, like, I swear on everything, and we just sitting here and be like, bro, we ain't going on no fucking world. Like, y'all, y'all, no, they'll be like, all, right. They're going to go outside and lock the damn doors and turn this bitch into a jail. We'll just be locked in.

Nah, they're going to cut the AC off. They're going to be like, man, we should go on outside. The bitch turned it to the Super Domey. Tried to kill us, bitch. Ah, that that nigg said, this guy said, this is fucking. Miss, turn it to the Super Dome, nigger. That's how that, well, you stupid.

What, we can't make jokes for this year? I mean, no, man. Shut up, Miss Lillian. Is she mean? No, no. She mother-in-taxed. Who you texting? Niggas in New Orleans that we made that joke. Hey, baby.

Niggas, you're talking crazy, baby. That nigga, Gayd Almo came alive. What you said? He don't see that. The niggas started looking at his little pouch. I got something for this situation. I don't know. I am prepared for anything.

He said I got something. I have something in my little pouch for this situation. Ah! You're gonna see somebody outside. You lock their keys in the cup. You're lucky keys in the cup. Okay, let me tell you something. That's why I always keep this one.

Your baby, need a pamper. Hold on, I got some wax right here. Salute to them two niggas up there dressed the same with the green. Our niggas look like the background. What green screen niggas y'all rap group, ain't y'all? Big brother, little brother. Green screen, nigger, then it be William Miffin'am, mate. If you put something on our shirt, you can't see it, Mike. Those niggas, they dressed alike in their dancing group.

One-on-one-one to change shirt, but he's like, fuck it, I got two shirts. I wish I could do that shit. Y'all niggins be killing that shit. That's more. Her banging over her eyes, ma'am, can you see? Shit, come on, where you want to sit up, shit. Just go sit out. Somebody tell her that shit on backwards. Look how she's walking across. Look, you're walking with a purpose, man.

Yeah, she's coming to catch her man. I know he's in here. I've seen it, I've seen it on his life. That looks stinking and walked. It's gonna boost too little. Ah, excuse me, excuse me, uh-huh, they talk about who me, excuse me. It's flanking here. She looks like the lady who beefing with your auntie.

Mm-hmm. The one that's married in. Y'all will stop talking about me. I like her. What's your name, Boo? Francesco. You know she's crazy. She's doing sand language.

Fuck y'all, three of y'all. She just got her head, though, and smell like sprigs. This edge control. That has style. How I did a motherfucker. That's it. It's here right there. It's hush.

It's crush it. But like, what color you want? Give me the flame a high chito, bitch. That's what I'm looking for. Flame a high chino bar. Snigkin got on a loose shirt with a pocket on it. Loose-ass shirt. It sure looks like it wet.

Things that came from a poo right last day. I bet it's like six niggas on the top, bro. Sleep like a motherfucker right. right now y'all love their knox the fun out they got them pill that kicked in on the air they're not no purchase it but we had a nigga in here last show y'all he was on the pier cold can i'm talking about dance for our street whizzy right there just kept dancing that nigga was doing a chicken wing to get like here i'm talking about when y'all see this shit y'all will be like this d'i go hooo he's gonna be famous he said he was

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Y'all could have been anywhere tonight. Shooting the niggas and shit, but y'all decide to come here with us. Come thug it out. In the carter. How many roll that in? One, two. Nigg got on a tight-out shirt. What the fuck?

You won something, my name? Wants something in a carnival. He was like, yep, let me get the green shirt. This nigga dressed like a hurricane. Look at this shit. Weather Channel shirt wearing ass. It's going to rain tomorrow. Well, by the nipple right here. It's gonna rain right here. It's a thunderstorm around my area.

Oh, that's his girl, no, that ain't a girl with the glitter shirt on. She like, no way, that ain't. Damn, Beyonce dressed. No, that ain't. Big of the deep throat, no it ain't. So, like, oh, yeah. It's not like, Rick and smile that, no it ain't. That nigg is dressed like a club promoter walking out right now.

That nigg is dressed like a club promoter walking out right now. phone call. She didn't make it look like a scratch-off. No, what are you? Whatever. She loud as the fuck. Yeah. And the credit part that she whispered. I am not even talking loud. You sound like James Earl Jones. Everything that the sun touches is your kingdom. Mufasa voice.

serious voice all the time man bitch go sit down on this pussy she's loud to fuck this type of bitch to get put out of court for arguing with the judge and the fuck running I can go to jail

so I mean and that's why I came to court from I was already in jail bobo in there for parking tickets stupid at she keep arguing with the court the judge they won't let us stop there Man, we just want you to pay the fine, ma'am. That's all we need you to do.

And running, and put it on there. And the fuck, a fine, or something, whatever. Get a lot of probation. Removing from the court room. And I've been removed, so. Y'all ain't going to do nothing and put me in any little ad box, and still go to jail. I don't have been to a 101, my ain't, I ain't been out of there. My ain't scared.

My ain't out of my cousin down there. He got my fucking fruit road, love sand noodles. And I ain't scared. I love a bitch ain't scared. I do. I do. Because their bitches don't give a fuck about bringing you with them Yeah, they do. They're gonna fuck you up. They ain't gonna go to jail by their self and DC got a blood in this pocket get him too Like I'm just not to do all this time by myself Like stupid bitch don't tell you about a little bit if your bitch beat your ass and you go to jail nigger that's the toughest ride to jail ever

How about when the police can't figure out who did it so y'all both in custody now. Craying from seven police cars. Big. We got to come bar her ass out of jail. This ass is so big right here. Bam. Where, hold on, where is it? This is a real ass right here.

For real. Can't be, let me see. They don't even make real asses no more. Stand up. Your wife friends are telling you to stand up now. Stand up. Let me see. Oh, shit.

God damn. Oh. A hell yeah. As look like two Christmas turkeys. Back to back. Yeah. Oh, that shit was beautiful. I'm through fucking these women with these big ass booties.

Why? Because they ain't wiping them good. Got like a little crease right in there because your home can't get in there. It'd be right there to look top and be the little tissue piece. Right. Little dirt, we see it got a little hair on it and be like, ah, uh-uh. Yeah, we're too fucking with them. They ain't wiping all that ass.

Salute to all the ladies that got the ass, God gave them. Salute to y'all. We'll appreciate your job. Talk about the same as you grew up with. You'd have had that same ass your whole life. Hey, I seen the white girl. She had no ass. I'm talking about...

They're being puttin. That being puttin. She was like, she went up. Yeah, white with my ass. Some of the white women be had my ass look like a regular Nintendo cartridge. Remember how square that motherfuckers was? Look like you put a regular Nintendo cartridge and some jeans. Like, bitch, you got the box body.

What I would tell Tico, I see it, when I seen it, I'm like, look at the struggle, look at the struggle. That's the struggle they go through. They just walk around feeling they butt bones touch. What time is it? What time is it? What time is it? He still on 90s 10 times. He's like, oh, shit. And left him for a long. I don't know what you do the other thing right here. So goddamn funny. He'd been falling asleep through the whole show. I've been seeing him.

Every time the motherfucker fall asleep, he just ain't like he agree with what they said. Tell him, oh, gee, this is that overtime, you weren't he's born to work today. They called you when you was in the house watching some goddamn friends, Sanford Riron. Johnny, could you come in a day? Oh, how many? What, what did you buy? You got about $6.8, that's six. Are you security or? That thing got a station wagon right now. Are you security or in that stand? Oh, oh. You got to do stupid shit with stupid shit happen.

Oh, yeah. So if some shit happen, you're going to jump up and break it up. He ain't going to do shit. He said a phone. He said, no, lie that. He ain't going to shit. That niggins said a fruit on Tuesdays. Let me tell you something.

You need to stop taking the vitamin. You need to get some of these pure fruit right, yeah. I ain't, I ain't even tripping off him because I know if some shit kick off, baby, then he's going to get to beating his shit out holes in here. I can just see her ass now standing there like when you're about to pick your mortal combat fight. Baby D. Wins. Oh, you crank myself up. You take my phone.

Look that man alone. This shit, nice. This is the nicest building in Memphis. in Memphis. The rest of that shit, you can tell y'all niggas been through there, mine. Man, don't give a fuck by no roof, mind. Fuck, a roof. Me on to that bitch, y'all, anyway, mine.

Real talk, man. This is. This look like when you come here, your high school graduation, that, nigga. It is. Yeah, yeah, I can all right. I know the high school graduation buildings. This shit is that big enough for, really graduation. Cannons center of shit.

I got a cannon on me, too. Fuck you talking about. This shit ain't big enough. niggas I think I look like Travis Scott right then I thought you was Travis guy you got that Scott that is Scott Travis you got the mama here I go you got the mystical thing I want to tell you what you need to do these stuff take no better than you need come again so you're saying the niggins juice oh if you squeed it on this is a man you were recording this with an android

you could just put that on oh you ain't able to watch this shit we're gonna be stuck one spot crazy part about she ain't even recording the bitch's had a phone up the whole time you know she is because she got that old school jerry carroll right there you got that original 1980s curl that's that mic that ain't got your shit ain't natural like that you ain't put nothing in it you ain't put no soul glow or nothing you woke over your shit we just went like that oh what no water look you don't need know her bitch shut up And she got a lace run on, why the fuck you're talking? That's perinatural like this.

She lift that lace front up. It looked like somebody was about the roll of blood and stopped. I salute to you because you, if it's currently like that, that's what it is. You got that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, love. When I think about you, feeling can't explain. No, that's a real shit, you can tell. I know it's a real hair. That's a cougar right now. She got a gap.

She ain't got insurance. She ain't fixed her gap yet. And I know she's a gangster because she got on them troubled teen Nike's when you, when you watch more. Yeah, I curse and fucking fuck my mama. Them the Jordans they be having them. I'm like a woman with a gap. They like to show you they can split that. Women with a gap suck big, great.

Great, nigger. That's a real, I swear. Boy, you gotta be with a gap. That's a real woman. Look at mama she's having the flashback That gaps will be you want a woman with a gap oh I take one that suck her thumb with that fat-ass tongue Oh, I can't take a bit with that that suck a tongue Hell yeah oh my god

That is the best head look like she'd eat the shit out of apple Tip me up Salute the OG in the back with the with the straw cowboy hat on I see you back there oh yeah right there OG pops player right there You see him with his hand over his face got there looking like you looking like you just left for earth one and five concert Nigger what's up with you? What's your name O.G? Huh? He said mail mine move on mine That niggins girl That they got a switch blade in his pocket

What's your name? What's your name? We asked you what the name was Melvin Nick a name Teddy Tidin what you're from titty Scrow Hat? Who? He's from Missouri.

How the fuck you get over here? Don't fuck with MDC. That old school nigga got a boat in his backyard. You don't want to fuck with him. That ain't got otter riders in his knee. That's like that, fuck. If you get out there, you got damn, 40 steps. One, two, three, four.

Third down, boy. He stuck there. Going back up, boy. That's his homeboat right there. Be with him. Don't go on there and get nobody to go over and get some fear for you. You should have never started talking to this. He ain't going to never let you get no fucking...

That's my nigger, bro. I got to fuck with you, because you can take a joke. You think what I'm saying? You ain't going to let that shit get to you. You know why? You're going to go on there and get nobody. That's right, OG. Ah!

Oh my God, they can say a fruit, brood. What the fuck. That's a real nigga, bro. Shout out to everybody sitting on the very last row in the whole thing. I'm talking about you, the last goddamn row. They ain't got no seat. They on the roof. They're like, yep.

Boy, I got a bird-dive view from up here, boy. These things are hilarious, boy! Stop playing! Stop playing! I can die up here! Stop playing! Look like you're waving for help off the shore, the ocean. Oh my, I love coming to the hood.

Oh, this shit. Where this shit feels like home? This is my. This is my man, man, man, man. I smell the person that want to be giving up in him. You smell it. Where is that? It's like, right, right, right, right.

It's over there. Oh, I came down here, I'm like, huh. Well, all the ladies in here that a fucking dick on the first date. She got up, her pussy was still in the seat, like, sit up. God damn it, sat down. This is why I'm like this now, sit up. A loose pussy! She stood up and said, hello!

Hey, man, hell no. Hurry up, ma'am, ooh, it's kicking in, she got a shit. Well, yeah, go, yes. She thought she had to poop, that motherfucker, oh, I got a fuck. Bruh. She really just got up and ran out of here. Oh, shit.

She really did. She got a body of you. How's so stupid. She's the only one fucking on the first date. That's all the way, all the way. Hello, my children. Ain't no other ladies ain't here giving up. If you really like a man, you ain't gonna fuck them immediately. I don't want to fucking meet.

I'll wait to the second date. You gotta shake his hand. Man, whatever, ladies. Might as well get it on out of the way. Would if the nigger can't fuck? Now, you don't waste the six months of your life. You're mad. You, man.

thought that nigga was the one he he read to me he do everything but he just came up girl now you back fucking with that nigger that don't got a car because he fucked the shit out you thought you found him nope back on over here baby make that talent you know what I'm coming to do she want that pallet dick if you fucking right boy anyway you can do a lot of shit listen this is your last time still in my car I'm telling you

niggas just be sitting in like here all right like I told you but you was sleep okay I told you that you let's make some noise a nigga ever stole your car and you ain't know if he was playing

or for real That's why you fuck on the first date you're a whole geyser you get your car stole your pussy get up after you everything She doesn't get up at be like you want to take a bath all right hey DC she gotta put her push you on the leash when she need the house come on

now but stop moving why are y'all abusing that lady she says not talk about my aunt tica you know it true and why you're gonna bring your boyfriend around her why you don't bring me around to the family yeah bro whatever y'all say it must be true because the nigger who's in next to her is laughing his ass off here didn't they're that turned the opposite direction they can't She didn't need me, bro. Her pussy really was sitting in that seat. Girl, her pussy like, save me. I want to go home with you, please.

She don't know how to treat me. Boy, whatever y'all eight ladies is kicking in. Y'all got to go take them dookies. Hey, bullshit. That's a little chin on. She tried to walk out. You saw that she had a tough-ass shoulder. She got on the waist trainer. That's how he walked. Waste trainer, that's how they walk. Bish walk like Woody from Toy Story with that goddamn waist train on.

What's the fun of this hill with that waist train on? Can't do shit. Bitch, you be looking like the letter T. What is the waist trainer for, ladies? Is it to train your waist or to hide your stomach? Both It's really a spine protected, that's what it is.

Y'all will do everything to hide they got damn stomach except work out on it. You'd rather buy some other shit and tuck the rest of it in your penis. This is fucking stupid. They needn't go work out. Like, bitch you got on the waist trainer trying to work out.

Oh, give a fuck. Let that, let that their damn stomach hang ladies. Man, where a nigga go? What? Hold that a little motherfucker like a baby. I got you, baby. Nick, it's gonna push that bitch back.

And that pussy's gonna be like, oh, thank you so much. Oh, I appreciate you, bro. I was under there all day. It was warm. Oh, that is crazy. Yeah, push that pussy. We'll push that. I saw that.

We put somebody came out. Uh-huh. I don't like, they all like. They all like. At least in front of the next nigger, it's like, what the fuck? Boo, nigga, like, ah, nigger. Ah, I'm glad you came here. Free me.

I was in there for two years, nigga. Don't worry, man, man. We're about to get out of here and let y'all home and go to sleep. Y'all, they lie, no, we ain't. We're about, I'm about to start. Being an adult change, how long you can be out in public. It's something about being outside to make you want to go to sleep bad. I'm about to start the grill.

I ain't. I'm about to start the grill. We ain't. Got to start the grill. I'm right to put some poochie. You say what? You ain't got to be the work till three where you work at? Part of it.

Fuck that. You working serves. What's that? Look, she goes to me and show you're pushing the whole show. No, she got her stomach blocking it. She can't do that. What? Just the fuck y'all.

Try to look at her pussy. She got her stomach in the way. You can't just see that pussy. You got the goddamn put the pass code in. Yeah, you can't sneak and look at that. You gotta see that on purpose. Mm-hmm. Gotta put it on top of your head, pop, yeah.

Oh, you gotta get that thing out this nigga purse in the front to be able to look through clothes. He got one of them in there too. Let me tell ya. BV. We got some of the wetest, pus. Why? Wettest. Why?

God, that pussy ain't open. It's just sitting right there. It's like somebody is going to find me one day. It's just sitting there without all the fluids. It's just sitting there. And when you see that motherfucker, he'd be like, ooh-hoo. I said me, well, I'm telling you what. She's like finding a waterfall.

And you're like, I ain't going to tell nobody about this shit. Because you really can't, because you don't want to. Remember the first time you hit the big girl? You looked at that pussy and you were like, God damn, look at all this pussy for me. About 30 pounds of pussy. You remember? That motherfucker were heavy. It looked like a fist.

Hey, let me tell you something. I know who's saying one he know what I'm talking about me I'd never forget I I mean I didn't even if you know what I do no to women you was making love to making love to that push that push was so wet and I was still trying to heat it I was still in it like with the friends did I got out that motherfucker kept the car don't see that nut dripping just driven I'm like oh shit this bitch is pick her up her wife

yes she is and then the fuck that the big girl ain't that she ain't good then she gonna get up and make you some sweet and size starburst you ain't never even seen that shit done before she got yeah I got some nine ladies roasted in the oven too man like damn

fried nine ladies this nigga you're a bad bitch I make love to a mile I don't give a fuck what you I'll tell you I lick that little part right I lick it build your confidence up that you know

bitch you know shit call that that macaroni and cheese on let me and they don't matter if you big ladies if you big fucking be confident somebody won't you you just look for the right nigga it's a nigga out here right now that won't you

won't show ass right now that's the thing man like who like you stop trying to make motherfuckers who don't like you like you like you like that's real you yeah I'm real because think about it everybody that you already like

you don't fuck with him no mom you got to stop fucking with your type your type don't fuck with you right you got to go with what you fuck with yeah so ladies your man might walk like that but that nigger love you come in love you do anything for you Let me get me, I'm gonna grab the kids. You are, I ain't my nigga, this nigga, man, you straight? That nigga was just sitting in. He just found out him and his girl like together. He didn't know.

Till we asked, he was like, I know we was together. You good, my Jew's your name? Justice. Justice? Like the Justice League? I'm gonna go get the kids. Where you from, Justice? Low Rock, Arkansas.

Little. You and her. Shut up, Gold Dress. Dress? Then she go again. Hurd. Sound like Fat Albert. Her.

Leave that later alone. Sparkling and Dress. I like this shit. She from Lurrock, too. She's a Uber driver, Uber X-L. She got a suburban. Is it just you or you just... Ha ha ha.

For some reason, I like her. I don't know why. Don't tell it, she ain't got on no panties. That's what they. Yeah, you can smell it. That's fucking disgusting. I can smell what a bit going. I'm like, hold up.

You wouldn't pay two bills and you went to a gross dog there. Pussy guy all day on it. Ah, I like it a lot. You look that it's like taking two shots of patron. Ah, shit. No shit take like cranberry juice Ugh Uh

So like you're like you okay I'm okay Man Play me some traveling music man I hate this part of the show We hate this part of the show We got to lead Because we know y'all fuck with us enough

To fall asleep in this bitch Just in here with us I don't want to go home Oh what to go home Oh Bruss don't break I don't want to go home. I don't want to go home.

Gotta go, bro. I don't want to go home. I don't want to go home. Where do you want to go if you don't want to go home? I want to go home with her. Where do you want to go if you don't want to go home? I don't want to go with her. What she's going to do if you go with her?

She's going to cook for me, make sure she'll eat. She's going to stop my meat. Put me right to sleep. I'm going to fall asleep in the crease of her arm. When the next season comes, she's going to give me that check. She's gonna give it any neck You know niggas were sleepy Because they already walking out

Memphis, man We're missing money Because it's all this You already know what to your hands down Hey man, we appreciate y'all coming to fuck with the 85th time show Thank y'all at your home I'm going to say in my name

We're missing my name We're missing my name We're missing my name Well, we are. We are messing up. Maybe, me, be nice. Maybe, bang. Beepa.

Maybe mine. Maybe bank. Oh, we see right. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, baby, ma'am. Thank you. All right, me, and piss.

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