The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Merry CRIIIIMAA! | Ep. 61

Episode Date: December 25, 2016

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My stupid a. Peruna advisory is advised. This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. I like smoking weed.

I like getting high. I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly. Bidtsch is walking out. Bitches pulling up. I'll apologize. When I say, I don't give up for I'm crazy, man. I'm crazy, man. I don't give up for I'm crazy, mate.

I'm crazy, man. I'm crazy man. I said, I'm crazy, man. If you're not being, I would see you with the shit. Dead little. Fucking need holes on a lot. Niggas talking about them niggins fucking hang with that shit International

I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now ain't tell it where you might see me I'm posted in the A but I might jump on the plane In Palet Vu or La Fonseca's my noose I got the jokes I'm everywhere

You see me with it I'm off in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different cities Hey, nigga went to Germany and felt some different to it. Hey, hey, a nigga went to Germany and felt some different cities. I said they small and they're round, but felt some different cities. Hey!

We got today's in the building. Say what, say what, say what, say what, say what, today's in the building. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. Why you're scared of the trap? Oh, you're scared of the trap. Why are you scared in the trap? Would you scared of the trap?

Were you scared of the trap? Could we end up in the trap? Would you scared? Would you scared? Where you're scared? Why are you? Give me some of that pussy baby. Yeah.

Give me some of that pussy girl. D.C. Young Fly, he really brought back the beat. Yeah. Because you know I want some of that pussy girl. Give me some of that pussy meat. Give me some of that pussy baby. This ain't no Santa Claus. Well, Santa Claus.

Now, hey, there's some shit that I don't understand. You really mean to tell me that you think the president is a couple. And hell, now your mama worked her ass off. Put that overtime in. Ain't no Santa Claus. Every time you see her talking shit on 80s South, because you know a real nigger Christmas on that's not a lot. Ain't nobody do shit.

Yeah, we might have to smoke some loud. But that's all we really get and we're going to get to. Hey Ain't on sound a cloud Uh I'm gonna stop playing with these niggas I hope these s' Listen to what I'm saying with these niggas

Ah, shit fucking damn with these niggas Because they chalk up Like a block of ya Playing with these niggas But uh I know that this blow Might sound like emin'em But the shit that I'm finning them

Might be offended them But I ain't really feeling them The shit that's really finning them Harrowing time ten in them Man I'm killing them Hey, then we're talking to beat. Hey, dude, we talk, boy, baby. They're going to kill you when you done.

This is another episode of the 85-stop show presented to you by me, Mr. Bubbles, nigger. Much love to all the tall midgets. Showing love to my niggas who got real current roles. Hey, man, the rims are already sold. Those not live like this one. This one live is a motherfucker, though. She didn't gave up the neck

She didn't gave She didn't She didn't get She didn't gave up the neck She didn't gave up the neck The neck The neck The neck

The neck She didn't give up That she didn't give up the neck Hey I'm here Give me a cheek Yeah I'm hearing She didn't gave up the neck She didn't gave up the neck

And gave up the neck She didn't gave, she didn't gave She didn't gave, she gave up the neck And gave up the neck Yesterday was the time and the place She gave up the neck And she gave up the face Because she gave up the neck

She gave up the neck She's engaged She's engaged She's engaged She's engaged She's engaged She's gave up the neck Well you know

If you got one If you got one ear you good I got one I got one Baby let me get the key To the rover truck I was listening to Drew in that early this day I was listening to Juvie

Watching that little movie Baby let me get this beep shit over bro But to a certain extent All that you're showing With them holes Be getting my name bent I'm showing you love

But I love my money Even more You disrespect and you play me Off the top You gotta go My people play me We ain't getting down No more

They ain't the way it's supposed to be But that's the way it's gonna go Hey didn't Who's he signed Cash money I don't know Where's Kleefe in them Man

Crying in my arms Running to the restroom Oh, Taylor Gang? Yeah. Oh, that's a perfect scene. Yeah. Bleaching your skin. We got to line.

Turning yourself into some white folks. Bleaching your skin. Bleaching your... The black nutcrack. Turning yourself into some white folks. You're bleaching your skin. My shit don't... You're turning yourself into some white folks.

When you're bleaching your skin. Bleaching your skin. your skin and you're turning yourself into some white folks Why you want to put some toothpaste around your ass

Why you want to put some hair cream around your crack Why you want to bleach your fucking skin and be white I'm a tell you black man that shit ain't right Oh I say you're bleaching your skin Turn yourself into some white folks

You're bleaching your skin Turn yourself into some white Bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white folks Bleaching your skin You're bleaching your skin You'll be bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white folks

Bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white folks Bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white folks Turn yourself Turn yourself to some white folks I bleed's my skin That shit burn every day

And in my own black people Said I had turned them away I named my baby Blanky That's some white shit I bang remote about me That's some white shit So when you bleed your skin And fuck what you mind

You'll be bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white folks Bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white I wish I would never do that Turn your skin Turn yourself to some white folks Turn yourself, turn yourself

to some white folks Ain't my child blinking Name my child stinking Name my child everything That I shouldn't be naming Oh Oh What?

You'll be bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white folks bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white folk Bleaching your skin Turn yourself to some white folks Turn yourself

Turn yourself to some white folks I'm still my Oh Oh My man That's how you sang when your skin is burning From bleaching You be bleaching your skin

In your skin, turn yourself to some white folks bleaching your... Hey, man, that shit, ignorant, turn it off. That shit, ignorant as hell. Everybody's going to be upset, man. That's a fundraiser. That's a funraiser song, huh? Like, we are the world. How you living today, my nigga?

Man, I'm good, man. That's for the Jamaicans bleaching their skin African people. Just be you. Man, we were... Some flat pulled up the documentary about the people bleaching their skin over there in Jamaica. Which way should I swan? this mic. I don't feel this mic is in the best place that he can

possibly be. I feel like it should be over, so. Y'all don't let the Jewish man come in here and buy shit and put screws in this motherfucker. We slowly turning this bitch into a radio station. Real talk. We slowly turning this bitch

into a radio. You only got one. Everybody do. You can't hear me? Hold on. You're popping. You're popping. We got the black nut cracker, man. No, he's just one arm. This is fucked up.

Black people shit always off, man. Why he got one on? He used the other one that cracked the nutt. How long has he been an arm? And then he got Tina Turner half. They're going to swear that shit look like me because it got to be a little. Ah, you stupid.

Oh, the nigga talked. Oh, this, I went to evolve and he used it for a bit. You got Mr. Bubbles and you just see. You want to speak, Mr. Bubbles? Hello, Mr. Papa, do you see who I am? What's wrong with you? I didn't want to come on the show with it if I wanted to come by myself

because he always wanted to do the bitch and they don't never really introduce me. No, wait, no, wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, look. Look, I'm a big friend of the 85th's episode. I've been watching the show since episode 23. The shit didn't get good to 23. Hello. Hell of, this is he?

Hold on. Hold on. Not a shit, want to fuck up. Mr. Bavins, look, I've been trying to get on the 8-5th episode since the show first started on episode 23. The shit didn't get good to episode 23. Hey, man, fuck all that. You know when it got good? Who the fuck?

Who the fuck? Who the fuck? Who the fuck says something? You heard of the other? Who the fuck says? something to you who the fuck say something to you don't say i show big good what you are i ain't never even seen him right except christmas i man fuck you you know exactly who i am this is mr bubba's i'm i'm mostly responsible for most of this show mother you go awesome nigger we got both of them

nigger don't you ever disrespect me don't you ever disrespect me don't you ever your The motherfucking life doesn't respect me, nigga. You know what I do? You know what I bring to the motherfucker table, nigga? The legs, nigga. The legs. Nigger, I like the surface. What?

What? None of this shit is possible without me. Mr. Bubbles made all this shit possible, nigga. Swear to God, nigga. You want some of this hands, you little nigga? You, nigga, what kind of question is that? There's a bad shit in the woods? That's a bad shit

In the woods, nigga You know I ain't got one Oh, I'll pull the shit up Niggas think it's a game out here I'm pulled in the cap, huh I don't put it in a cup Bitch ass, nigga Put it in a motherfucking cut

You a little niggum I ain't ask you how big I want to put the shit in my fucking You got a little liver You got a little liver Let a nigga try me Try me Turnmites all in your fucking body

Bitch ass Nick. Put it in the motherfucking cup, nigga. Ask your daddy about me, nigga. Nick, nigga, look under this drum, nigga, you ain't I'm sitting there, but straight dick me. Oh, man, get out of here, Mr. Buggles.

Straight dick me. This nigga got a dick in a drum. He beating the drum. Oh, man. He beating himself inside the drone. That was on the hand. He was on the hand and they beat the drug.

And nobody asks you shit. All right, my bad, Mr. Bogle. You had a tattoo between your Motherfucking eyes, nigga. You, what? If I get a safety pin, I'm gonna pop your name. What, nigga? What, you name gonna be there, Mr. Bubbles?

What, Nick? Mr. Bubbles. How you're the nutcrackle but your name, Mr. Buller? Who the fuck said anything about cracking some nuts? You put nuts to your mouth, I didn't push. I ain't put no motherfucking nuts. Oh, that's a shit.

See, niggas always gotta make shit gay. Niggas always got to make shit gay. You're the nutcrackle. Nick ain't anybody said nothing about nothing about that. How about a whole day said when you come around all shit, first of all, You probably looking for nothing right now. First of all, who the fuck said something about some nuts?

Who said something about some nuts? Where your heels are on your shirt? Nick, I don't have no motherfucking heels. These is boots. Motherfuck got on some of a ugh. These is boots, nigga. All right, let me stop, man. They motherfuck going to think something really wrong with me, man.

I thought something would. I was going to let you talk out all your problems. We're going to have Black Muppets. We're doing everything. Man, I'm going to have been a thought. Looking at them Christmas ho. I'm going to look at these. Ho, ho.

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We're in this big, hey, and they're crummer. Not Christmas, a bitch is crummer. Hey, in the bit, and the crummer. Cromber? Crummer. Yeah, I'm talking about crummer. That shit spells C. R-I-I-I-I-M-H.

Z-R-I-I-I-I-M-H-C-R. I, I, I, I, I, M-A-A-A. Hey, what M-A-A-A-A? E Crumma's in this bitch, and everybody got some toys. My nieces and my nephew, shout out to my little boy. Open and gifts and tan up everything. Hello, my girl.

She said she wants a diamond ring. But I ain't know. We was already in love. But real nigger, so I had to go and buy some hugs. Hey, ooh. You know I show a love. Yeah. She showed love when I got.

I gave that girl them oh, hey! It crumbs's in this bitch, cause it crumontime. It crumontide. It crumbs in this bitch. I said it crumontime. It's crumotide. Yeah, I said it crumos in this bitch, it crumontime. It crumatime, crumatime.

Cremot time. Cremotty! Cremotty! I ain't gonna lie. Man, my kids ain't come in no time. Ain't gonna lie. I was like, oh, I need to grind. My girl said she wanted to go on a fucking date.

Looked her in the fucking face. Told her bill need to be paid. Hey! Going lie. I snapped on time of that. She's for real, man. I told my girl like yesterday. It looks like she wanted to go tomorrow to the movie.

Look to her and say, bitch, move, please. It crimmers in this, bitch. I said it crummer time. It crummering her, bitch. I said it crumontime. Don't know. It grimace off in this bitch. It's crumontime.

Cremont time? Cremont time. Okay. I'm on the phone call, calling Mrs. Claus. Get these balls. Yeah. Slade bell time. big big dick and drum

fucking stocking yo bitchy bjacking dada up under the tree plugging like a sockie hey it crimos

in this bitch I said it crumontime in cremotein that bitch I said it crumontime it crumontine it crumontine I said

it crumontime Krimat Krimat How you spelling C-R-I-M-A A C-R-I-M-A C-R-I-M-A

C-O-A-A-E-C R-I-I-M-A-H Cremmer time Cremant Cremant Time Cremant Time Hey Say your sound like we got drink Hey

Say your salad cold Like you got drink Hey Say your sound like you got drink In Cremontime In Cremontown Yeah And shout out to my niggas

Who didn't get shit Damn It still Cremontime Up in a bit Shout out to my hoes Who ain't get shit It's still criminal time up in it beat Shout out to my niggas

Who's still locked up I know that you was out here We're up One time Fucking shit One more time All I'm trying to say my niggas Shit

It's criminal time Hey That's a new Christmas class Nigas Ghetto Christmas carols What's some of your favorite Ghetto Christmas carols? Come on man

I like all that shit I like all that shit You know the temptation shit Start off like In my mind Hey A lot of them songs sound like the nigga drunk Rudeau

The red nose reindeer That nigga was drunk as I like silent night though That's the best shit You're talking about with the temptation You got to do it When you got to go to church that bottom chin got the move

Oh Horrieve Even we see harm I still move Mm-hmm Ghetto Christmas Carrie Every nine boys

69 boys What's that song? You know the song Twelve Days of Christmas Oh yeah I want 12 days Changer

11 Billie Blin Oh 10 Saga tight Y Y 9 pack a week

8 Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, five fresh gold chain. Four, 30s, one, a three pack of drops, two girlfriends, and a cat a leg to put it all in. Yeah, that was that shit too. That shit were crazy. Yeah, you mean, you, you just killed.

I missed the few. Seven of them, bitch. Hey, but you know what, though? You get an E for effort. Hey. You get an E for motherfucking effort. You know when D plus was in? D plus, maybe it would get a D plus.

Yeah, because you fucked up seven of them. I ain't fuck up seven. It's only 10. Start popping off that five. I got the last four. You were like, five, yeah, j, yeah, five. Okay, that way you want to go. I know.

I knew. I knew the five, four, three, two, one. I knew the countdown. But look, my nigga. He finished strong, though. He finished strong. He finished strong. I started out strong.

Run the tape. It's all good. Can you hear me? Show the tape. No, my nigga did this motherfucker thing. Don't be hating on that nigg. You can't fucking do it. Mr. Bubbles, I'm going to go get a peanut and put it in your mouth.

You're going to have a nightmare. Pause, nigger, pause. That shit came from up north. I put your ass in the candle. You're a burn, bitch. Man, this nigga, I always got to get fired of this shit, man. That's why nobody fuck with these shit, man. I ain't even that nigga homeboy like that.

Fuck, get this nigga, lo. Nick of them fucking purr him up. Cat. Is that you? Cat. Cat. Well, what? How did I get in here?

That's the only thing we got in here that's Christmas Eve. What is that smell? That's it. The candle? Nick, we got a pinesawed candle burn. I'm telling me off. Pinesaw, we didn't have been cleaning. At the end of that candle, the fat bitch on the commercial go pop up.

Y'all need to clean this table. Merry Christmas to everybody, man, live from the 85 South Show. Clayton, did you get anything off your ghetto Christmas list? Yeah. What did you get? Yeah. Off my list? That I wanted it, that you wanted.

Yeah, I got a little Christmas list that you wanted. Yeah, I got it. A car. Talk to him. I got an old school. I got an 86 Monte Carlo SS with the T-top three-fif-old. Oh, that's nice. Nick, you're having a good ass cruma.

Yeah, it was for me. I worked hard. That's hard. His Christmas outside. Yeah. Man, what you get for cruma, man? What you got for cruma, man? A whole bunch of smiley faces and thank yous.

That's all you need. Yeah, that's all good. What you give for criminal, man? Man, shit. I'm here, man. I'm just blessed, man. I'm blessed to be alive, man. Yeah, I'm just, hey, I'm just, I'm just,

I was going to take the blessed route. Yeah, we're going to take the blessed route. You're the only one who, but see, on some real shit, though, you're the only one who got something. I'm just trying to dress up, my ain't shit like, you know what I'm saying? Well, y'all got some shit. I could have just said nothing. I, I, I, I, I, I, I didn't want, hey. What did you see me with?

You know who this podcast? Y'all niggas started shopping for exactly. This podcast for the niggas who dropped their presents, their kids' presents off early, but don't watch them open it because they know they ain't shit. Wow. That's terrible, my nigga. Just drop, they feel. whole butts up. You're like, yeah, I got to go, though. Niggas can't even face the disappointment in their

kids' face. Nick, about a hundred to us. You know what I'm saying? Jeffie here, baby, mama said, just be like, oh, my God, okay, I was wrong. Everything for the dollar store. He can't even watch. Oh, man. Them dollar store toys? The dollar store. This podcast for kids who got them

dollar store to do the same shit to your kids because fuck all that. I remember when I had dirt bikes and the little man came on the dirt bike and the glue wore all The man had to use When he came off, I started using I wanted that nigga off the bike

Because I had other toys I was like, nigga Spider-Man Didn't get a motorcycle I didn't have every All the tag team wrestling men So I take the dirt bike wrestling men And substitute him for somebody So I had a duggly boy

And a dirt bike duggly boy Now you see You was a smart little boy Because everybody was a wrestling man with what I was growing up That was Spider-Ramp Whatever the fuck job You see your little wrestling man up

Hey Clay you know We grew up in the 80s A little muscle man Whatever the left last toy they bought for you. That's what it was. Get all these heat man's

for all them cabares. Pick these ninja turtles up all of them. All the GI Joe's don't, I'm throwing them out. The he man? You remember we grew up in the 80s.

We played with motherfuckers who had regular job. Just a nigga with a cable man you're in the poor I'm on. I wasn't here. I mean, you wasn't even here. Man, it was a little, you don't understand. So back then...

My dad was still fucking my mom with a rubber then. Nick, no, he wouldn't. No, he wasn't. He just took a minute. They was in love. They weren't using the strongest one. Bro, people didn't strong as firm. People didn't start using rubbers.

It was sperm that didn't even kill them on. They were like, go on your blood. What do you think? I was like, y'all don't want to? I've been in these balls for the last 38 years. Ain't nothing for me. Hey, hey. They're like going to kill me.

Listen, listen, I know when you go out there. It's going to be a lot of people. There's going to be a lot of hustle and busts, but when did it feel like you should zag Zig? Hey, you'll be surprised at the other sperm. Take a Zieg. Get in there, kid. The other sperm was trying to go, and they was like, hey, let him do his stay.

Go ahead. You had your shot, Billy. Go ahead. You had your shot. Sit out over there in the left ball. We're over here, the right ball. Hey, Clayton, all the old spurn was selling them out to get down there. Look, when you get to the fallover the tube, it's going to get bright.

That's how you. I ain't gonna know you're going on the right direction. But the crazy part about them in the fuck with them. I'm like, if you're in here, how to fuck you know? I never made it to the end. I never made it to the end of the chef. It's like gold treasure that they always heard of. He keeps telling you the story.

Well, the first time, I was in the bathroom. Everybody was like, it's that time. We're going out of the dick. I was in the bathroom. Can you picture when they get shot out Like that he was like Oh

This ain't it This ain't it They're on the dog They're like bro This ain't it Wasted They like They die like

They died like on Hey man That shit That shit took me out the game I can't do nothing That's funny I can't do nothing Why the fuck

What the fuck is wrong With you man They're like You had your turn Billy Let your blood go Let him do it Nick, I skip.

Go, kid, go. I skip it. That kid represents the left sack. That's a left sack. That kid has a future. He likes future. Represent for the ball, son. You don't want to be here.

Kid, once you leave, we have 12 hours, then we're out of here. We could have been mucus. Hey, we could have been mucus. You'll be surprised, bro You'll be surprised, bro It's sperm down there telling us Look, at least we're not snot We could have been snot

We could have been eyed boogers Listen, listen to you piece of snot Let that kid get in there That's funny You should have never been in the dick You should have been snot All right, somebody gonna steal that.

That's too fucking good. No, they're not, because that's mine. Oh, man. Declared it. 105, seven. Because I was born from a sister you were on your old nutsack.

That's what's up, man. Fly did you give some good gifts? Well, you do the life story. You got to go all the way back to your dad's ball sack. And you got to let us voice those sperm. Hey, bro. I like how you're drinking Hennessy

out the bottle like Pauley on Rocky. You remember Pauley? You remember Rocky brother-in-law? That's not it, Rock. I've seen you move faster. Fuck you, Paulie. Oh, man. If they was beefing.

They do. Once the hole go open, we'll see who go out first, nigger. They go to home. I wish you would move. Hey, Clay, what the nerve sperm was saying. That motherfucker was doing the homework

to figure out how to get in there. So it's 33 million of us. I can just find the way to just use everyone else's momentum to slingshot me forward, I should be able to thrust into the fallopian tube at such a high velocity that it'll shoot me straight into

an ovary, and then my chances increased by at least 63% of possibly becoming a person. That is funny. Damn, man. That's hilarious. You got smart kids, be happy you've got here. This podcast for all the sperm that made.

Man. You wouldn't be here. If I use the other ones for momentum, I didn't go straight past him. That's hilarious. Oh, that's hilarious I hate y'all. Y'all retarded. Hey, man.

That's hilarious. This is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for niggas who didn't get nobody shit for Christmas and didn't get shit for Christmas but you're smiling

because the family is still together. Yes. There's always one nigga that's just happy at the family together. Hey, man, I'm happy to see everybody. I'm happy to see her. Or that one cousin

that's helping all the kids open their toys and when the kids ask them, who bought this? He, well, you know, I helped pick that out. You know who this podcast. This podcast for the young, thight-ass cousin who got like six kids,

but she made sure they had a good-ass Christmas all by herself. No hell from no-fuck-a-knickers. She'd be doing this shit, and she'd make her best at the holiday end. We're going to talk. Shout out to her. This podcast for everybody, no tree. No tree. No tree.

They got one of the little-ed-ass-tree. It's on the countertop by a kitchen. We got that tree you hang up in the car. The motherfucker damn near nutman's side. Yeah, she's just dead. He's like, damn, they go to the tree right there. Bitch, my name is Mr. Barber. Mr. Barber, don't fuck with me, this year.

I'm sick of this shit, man. I'm just saying, man. I'm just saying, too. I'll snap the shit at you, man. Don't try me to shout it. Hey, you like... You're made out of a milk, dude. Nick, I put these boots on your motherfucking lips, nigga.

No, I bite you away. Cool out. Make this nigga, man. Get this nigga, man. Get this nigga, man. Get this nigga, man. This nigga don't know me. Man, you like Wendy.

Nigger, it ain't always Christmas, my nigga. Kill that man We'll do some shit like that What type of nigga Grab a nigga from the back man Bitch that nigga talk Nika face me like a real nigga dude Can't even see this nigga man

Can you turn you around? Man stop right here Man keep your motherfucking hands yourself man Oh you can see your out through your Hey man whatever whatever I feel like I gotta talk to you like this Hey Lose move me my nigga move me You got a lot of glitter on fan come on man

Nigger, it's a holiday. What the fuck, man? Yo, Lose, I didn't come here to argue with these niggins. You asked me to come on this. Hey, bro, all right. Yo, that nigger... Chill, bro. Put him back on there.

He's going to be on the dashboard in Lowe's car. Man, fuck the police, Lose. Let me talk to him. Stop. Let me tell you. Lose ain't got shit. He ain't gonna never have shit so y'all can keep the fuck on going.

Now, I might be a little hot, but guess what? I can do that. Because I missed the problem. Like, you know what? He's going to get through that locked up. Y'all need to learn how to treat people when they come on the show, man. Oh, man. We know it for making more fun of the league.

The holiday cheers. It wouldn't be a Christmas holiday. Why you got all the red bull, man? One of them is mine. It's open. It's open. Oh, my bad. Amen.

The drunk of hell, it's open. Can I get it back, please? I want it to get, you. I know you wanted one, but you want it, mine. Fuck it then. Fuck it then. I ain't got none a drink. Fuck it.

Hey, I ain't got none to drink. Well, well, fuck it then. Hey, I ain't got none to drink, but what? Fuck it then. But what? Fuck it then. But what? Fuck it then.

I'm thirsty than the bitch. I'm looking at your bitch. I swear she looked like she can get wet or something. Girl get on your dick or something. Hey, what you're trying to get hit or something? Hey, I want to lick the pussy because I'm thirsty in the bitch. Well, fuck it then. Fuck it then.

What? What fucking then? Fuck it then. Get what? I'm gonna burn my goddamn eye Shout out the Red Bull for still believing in us They still believe in us Can we just speak on that for a minute

They've been believing in us They really like the niggins are thirsty and nigga They must see something that other people don't see man And for that Well we do it, we do it We do a lot of these And it's sponsored by Red Bull We did have done more podcast in less time than a lot of people have done.

I feel like Rick Flair talking about this podcast. Your problem is you don't get in the studio enough. You don't like that we've got better host than you. We're flyer than you. We're higher than you. More pieces of the pie than you. See, a lot of people have been asking about the pretty boys. we're going to bring to the Christmas show.

I want to let everybody know that without the pretty boys, there is no Christmas. There will be no happiness. There will be no gifts. There have been a lot of people who wanted to throw shots at the pretty boys because we are the 85 South Show podcast champions. Too much makeup.

When you're a champion, you do what losers don't do. We drink blue-red bull. Make that noise again. That's the sound of excellence. I hear a lot of talk. I hear a lot of talk. I hear a lot of talk from the pretty boys, but I don't see a lot of action. Part of the problem is, I never.

see you with anything that costs more than $12. Everything on me, brother, custom made. From the belt to the shoes to the drawers. I even had my bitch custom made. On the inside the bitch is 24-carat chocolate. So you're telling me you had your bitch custom made. That's how you like it, brother. You can take your bitch and you hugged your brody ass on the body here.

There nobody give a dab about no custom bitch. You do what I'm saying? Because if I'll put that bitch on my head, you know what I'll tell her? If you can smell... What the pretty boys is her cooking. See, that's what's wrong with most of these fellows. They're so worried about a bitch. So I end up acting like one most of the time.

The only bitch I see is you two pretty bitches. And you know what it is when the macho man comes to town. the cream rises to the top well I have one thing to say when it comes to fighting the evil spirits

that I possess I should take the souls of all of you motherfuckers we should take a walk to the wild side of hell You got hit the bell

Bitch What? You know what? Stone Coast Devost What? Listen I don't give a damn

about no motherfucking demon What? I said I don't give a fuck about no demon What? The macho man I kick your motherfucking candy ass

What? Hey boy They fuck what Stone Cold Fuck the motherfucker He was what He was to this day Nicky

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Every Tuesday Make sure you listen to Pretty Private From the Black Effect Podcast Network Tune in on the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcasts Or wherever you listen to your favorite shows And what was the best Christmas you had? The best one

All of them All love Yeah I'm here 24 years man man, I had 24 Christmassy, man. You feel what I'm saying? Hell, yeah. It was good just to be here, man. Some people came to even do shit.

It's my 33rd Christmas and shit. Yeah. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Your side bitch, you ever try to hit you with the, like your ex-bitch trying to text you Merry Christmas and shit? Like, you ain't give a fuck about me all year.

Yeah, but they put, they're supposed to put Mary X-mas. That's how you're ex-posed to do it. ex-mas. Hey, stranger. I'm still lonely. Ludolph in town. My bitch gone about your being in a bit. Fuck, why would you text the strangers? Oh, goofhead girl. Dumb-a-ho. But if you are lonely, you can text. I remember them dumb bitches. The 85 South Show

hotline. 1-800. Dumb bitch. Confessions. Stupid-ass bitch. Confessions of a dumb bitch. That'll be the voicemail. You dumb-ass bitch. That's why you can't reach nobody. Fuck-ass-ho. Hey, man, dumb-ad-ho sent me

the goddamn news from 2014. She ain't know that once she was. you say them bitches and they come up on your act loud they tell you what day they took the picture on dumb-ass bitch that don't even look like that no more she said you're 2014 oh well what happened in the meantime October 12th October 12th

it's been so mangled it's disfigured she probably then sent that picture to every nigga she didn't met since October 12 my pussy was best not every one on but the ones who got a pussy picture dumb ass bitch I bet your bed on the floor you stupid ass

On the Christmas episode? Yeah, don't do that to them. Damn. To the bitches. Not this Christmas, though. Well, God damn. Y'all can call them a bitch, but I can't. Let's show some love to the bitches, man.

You got excessive. You got to trick them in it. They didn't even know they were being called bitches. All right. You call them a few bitches. They agree. They agree with this. No, get them all out.

Get them all out. Dumb-ass bitch! I like how you felt that from your feet. Let's do it. Christmas bitch. Let's call it females now. You old dumb ass female. Oh.

Oh. Silly-ass girl. Woman. Girls don't like to be called goofy. They don't. Boy, that's right. Your goof-ass. So what are you saying?

So what are you saying? Do you just call me a bitch? Get your goof out of here. I just called you a fucking goof, my nigga. That's why you don't pay no bills. Yeah, go on out there with the goof truth. Wow. You can't give no.

Now go, go do all that stupid shit. You can't give no girl, no type of leeway to say nothing. What you mean? Like, you just can't give no leeway to say. That's why you can't give them no leeway to say. That's why you can't. You got to be the man. You got to do your shit.

What's you talking about? I'm just saying you can't, like, if you're living with your girl, like, you got to obey about her rules. What you mean? What you mean? What you mean? What I mean? She got to make, when you live with your girl, you got to live by her rules.

Yeah, like, if you ain't pitching in, you can't. No, man, I make new rule. No, you can't. You can't really say shit. I make new rules. You can't. And then a lot of niggas don't understand that. If you don't pay the bills, you don't run shit?

You can't run this. You can't run shit. I don't know. You have no. She can cheat, come in with the niggins and everything. Like, you better not say nigg. You don't pay no bills over here. You're fucked up.

You ain't paying no bills. Shut the fuck up. Don't jeopardize your house. You like her grown-ass son. Now, if you can't pay bills regularly, what you need to do is pop up when you have some money and just put it down unexpectedly. But you got to do it more than once a month. Amen.

This is a Christmas gift that we give me to y'all niggas. Y'all need to be on y'all shit, man. You can't be out here just. just you just you got to fuck a real good but pay a bills from time to town town sometimes i come over to the niggins house and be like you ain't did nothing all day wow you're like no you ain't got a job you're going to get a who you're going to get in you sure you don't want me leave for your mama get here if you don't have no job nigga you got to watch dishes you got to watch dishes do laundry I got to do some

keep the motherfucking living room straight you got to be domesticated you got the ass cut to go out you like hey babe you know the fellas trying to do 10 you can't be right And this is the golden rule right here. This is the golden rule right here. Don't let her come home to no house full of niggas. Oh! That's how she's going to come here. Oh, really?

She just keep asking a bunch of questions. I fuck with you then. This is how you know she's fucking one on the other. Twan, you know, I fuck with you. Ball, boom, man. I fuck with you, too. But this nigga don't do shit. He got to go.

You're like, this is my old woman. Like, you're just going to respect them and disrespect me. Yes. Yeah, she's fucking them. that's crazy that's what I don't know she come home on some crazy shit you don't know she gonna kill these niggas or what so y'all just in here just chilling huh how long y'all y'all been here what time y'all got here so y'all just in her she mad she's just like so y'all just in the house just smoking bloods just in the house huh okay is that my cold

press juice wow is that my charcoal lemonade oh when she pointed out her shit it's awful So I know, so a nigga just sitting on the blanket, huh? Just, wow, like, I don't be sleeping on the blanket. I'm talking about everything, irritate, huh? So you don't know how to close the drawers? So you like my dog in the bathroom? So your little friends can feel comfortable? Oh, okay.

He's that vicious. He's that vicious. See, that's your problem. You get so fucking fake around your friends. When they ain't around, you fucking love my dog. But then, all right. They be going in, too, man. I run this shit.

I'll be going crazy. Hey, man, chill out, man. I run this shit. Hey, chill out, your ego, not your amigo. I'm gonna say that again. And you're trying to flex. Worry about your home situation. Hey, this is the worst shit ever, though.

This is the worst shit ever, though. We're giving our gifts of knowledge. Since we can't goddamn give y'all gifts individually, we're giving our gifts of knowledge. And you can't unwrap this shit till Christmas. That's a beautiful part. That's a crazy part. Don't never let your homeboy fuck around and laugh loud

and wake your girl up. Put that nap before she got to go to work. Niggas, she'll stab both of y'all. Hey, she comes out. She'd come out like the girl from the rain. Like, it'd be the light flickering in the hallway. She just started inching closer and closer. Nigger what was so funny?

Right, babe, we were just, I told. Can you keep it down? Some of us have to work in the morning. One of us has to work in the morning. I have to work in the morning. It went from some of us to one of us to I. You can always tell when your girl Don't like one of your homeboys

When he come over She go upstairs and be like Babe, come here He's still here Man, you gotta pop up with some money, man You gotta pop up with some money We're trying to take you how to not be that name If you stay out all night

You better come back with some bread You need some proof And these letter things you pull some move I'm gonna tell you you can't go wrong with groceries You don't matter what it is If it 3 o'clock in the morning He got a handful of groceries Baby!

You don't know. The bus broke out? Look all these garbage. Did you know broken clothes at two now? I got all these gross. Look, you see the wrist. Look, this is how long I've been carrying them. Look, look my wrist.

I got indenteds a bag. These bag prints. Oh, shit. Gross. Holes in one bag. You're like, oh, that was the fruit. The fruit. So, Flack, you're saying, if your nigger just been out too late,

just come home and start cooking bread. Come on with some groceries. Come home with some. Come home, you make, see what I go back. Man, look, look all these groceries. Look all these growing. I'm cooking this shit. I'm putting a bed here.

I know it. Man. Oh shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, text. You say, say, I can't believe. Huh? What you say?

Man, I can't believe. Where did all this? Nick, put it around, cooked a whole pack of the sauce. They got 90 sauce. He's like, baby, hey, I'll try. This nigga got the kitchen looking like a waffle house. I'll try. You want to eat anything.

You want to want a waffle. You don't need egg, but I'm going to eat egg, but I'm going to try today. Why are you scrubbing this shit? This shit like cooking dope. The same thing. You want a waffle or pancake. I'm cooking both up.

I come home. I know I'm late, but shit, I got this shirt. This Lord right here. This Lord. Look, I got all. My pops used to say that. My father was like, you know,

if you come in late, you got to have, like, he had to bring, like, a fish sandwich and the R.C. cola. And my mom would be like, I ain't, but shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? You don't want your girl hungry.

You don't want to hangary. You know what I'm saying? This is a trick, though. We didn't say this shit on here a few times. Don't never let your girl think you having too much fun Without her Hey man It don't matter what it is

You got to tell something like this part lame me How will you answer Hey hey Hey Big of me in there Oh I'm coming this dude Hey

Step one Step one Step one When you answer that phone You can't have no joy in your voice And you need to get away from Anybody that's happy Like if your homeboys in the background

Like Digger, we ain't this bitch And we fucking hoe We just this bitch And you're like Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, what's up? You good?

How are I? No, no, it's just us We're in here, I mean, it's a little loud No, I mean, call you Hello? Okay, yeah, hang up on you. You got to call out like you're disappointed.

Oh, bro, bro. You got, when you answer, when you answer, like, what you're doing? What's up? Hey, that's the, that's the making break. You got to say wish. I was with you. Go somewhere else.

Go somewhere else. That'll make a break the conversation. You have, how you answer what you doing? That's going to set the tone of the whole shit. What's you doing? You need to have your shit together right then. Right. If you say, huh, she'd know you about the bush.

What you're doing? Yeah, we came out to this little bar man. Have you ever was trying to talk to your girl and the girl asked a thing to just walk up trying to have a conversation? You're like, baby. She's like, hey. Oh, shit. Oh, baby.

You got to push this bitch. Like, yeah, why? Not now. I've been watching you for 30. 30 minute, why now? No, she hit a bitch who way across the room. Who was that? Who's not even talking to you?

No partner girl. And she way to fuck over there. I don't know how your phone pick up this good. Who is that? That was somebody drove by playing a Marik Harris song. That's what that was. You buying some water.

Oh, really? I'm stupid. I'm stupid. Y'all over there with bitches and everything. You buying some water. The cash shit and said thank you, baby. Oh, man. For real?

Oh, so she just calling you, baby, man? Oh, so everybody in there just calling you baby. Oh, okay. What's she thanking you for? I'm like, man. about some water. Oh, really? She said thank you, babe.

I'm like, man, come on. She's nice. She like her job. That's wow. She loves it. Unlike you. That's wow. What else can the nigga do

to avoid that crazy shit? Like, if you, like, this is the thing. If you line and she called you, you got to stick with your lie until proven guilty. Until proven guilty. Because, like, if she got friends,

yeah, because if she don't have no video tape. And she knows you, and she's like, she got a picture, but she don't know her, friends just told her that you was with a girl in a pink dress. Now you're like, in your head, how do you fuck? She knows that. But you're not going to give it a hug.

You're like, a pink, for real. You know, I like girls in blue dresses, y'all. You know, I had a bitch with a pink dress. I didn't get no conversation. What is you talking about? What did you say when she showed you the picture? You were like, bitch, I was telling her I don't know like, bitches in a pink dress. Hey, this is the shit, though.

This technology had you so fucked up. That's when she pulled out the Snapchat. And she showed you the video You grinding on this bitch And eight seconds Just looping it And you're just trying to feel like Bitch how the fuck

You save a Snapchat Do you? Man, what are you talking about? How the fuck did you save this shit? I don't understand They got so much shit going on I remember one time I would talk to a girl on Faytime

And nigger I'm in fucking Oklahoma Bia A niggas got me on Snapchat White Security officer at a fucking mall

10 minutes go by Who if you're on Fentine with? I'm like I'm looking around now I'm like man I don't know I'm talking to my man I'm for like five hours I'm in my hotel

I'm in my hotel with like I didn't spend you know I was on my fucking paytime I get what I'm saying man my paytime don't even work out of here bro I had to serve it

man that's the best shit you came up with oh man they didn't want to get caught you know what they're doing though you know what they're doing like how to fuck one function

let your phone gonna shut down no girls work together they work together they got an app They got an app that's on the dark net called We Need to Talk It's an app

What's going on? Man, these motherfuckers are talking about We need to talk And motherfuckers just match up stories And help each other But he's supposed to be so-and-so Is anybody willing to check in? Like, you know what I'm saying?

And they check you know what I'm saying? That shit like a little community of motherfuckers working together This shit I didn't know this shit But what about We need to talk They'd have fake profiles and shit too

Oh man Like you'll be like You made a fake profile to watch me. It might be some shit like JJ Bubble 03. Hey, this is what I do. Check this shit out.

You'd be like, JJ Bubble. Anytime I see some, hey, this is the number one rule for that shit, fellas. If the shit seemed too good to be true. I'm telling you anyway now. I'd be blocking everything. Look, this is the number one rule.

If the shit seemed too good to be true, it is. Yes, sir. You got to look at this bitch profile like, man, this pretty-ass. Come on, man. What's you want my ass for? Come on, man.

You know you ain't shit. You mean to tell me this bad-ass bitch ain't got her but 300 followers and six pictures don't fall for that shit who the, nigga, you know how long Instagram been there? Who the fuck got six pictures? Come on, nigga. What if y'all got to say, like her people, her family house

for Christmas, and they know you've been fucking up. They don't really fuck what you do on comfort. Oh, if you got to go to her family house and you've been fucking up. Don't go. Tell them the Grinch stole you. I got kidnapped by the Grinch. My fuck, do me in the trunk. I couldn't make it. You know where you're shitting that?

That's a cash-22. You go over there and be two They're going to swear you fake his hell. But if you sit over there and you be yourself, they're going to be like, nigga, I want to jump this, nigga. He thinks it's sweet. You know what it is? Look at him sitting there eating sweet potato pie.

This is how you do that shit. I'll snap that shit out his goddamn mouth. But this is how you do it, Kat. You got to just play up the love, though. You got to act like it's all about you and her. We're like, yeah, we've been through some shit, but we're working on some shit too. I mean, you know how she is.

No, tell me how she is. No, you got to talk to her daddy. Be like, shit, I ain't, hey, I'm growing eight. That old bullshit? It could have happened yesterday. Hey, that old bullshit. Hey, man. I'm leaving that bullshit alone, man.

Refocusing this shit. What if my mom pops hit you with some weird shit, like, hey, man, look, all I care about my little girl heart. Okay. This is the Trump. And I just want to know. I just want to know where you be buying your pussy.

I thought you was on some real shit. Because I was about to hit you with the big joker. The real nigger big joker. When her daddy asked you some uncomfortable shit, it don't matter what the question. This is, this the answer you need to... Well, you know I'm thinking about going back to school. That'd get all the heat off of a, nigga.

It don't matter what happened. Nigel, if you fuck up bad, just act like you're going back to school. But you gotta fuck with one of them girls who dad is want them to get out of the house. You ever been on one of them? Like, they would tell you tricks on how to get their little girl out of there. Like, hey, you know she likes sneakers. That twig shit, you gotta take that back.

She likes sneakers. You'd be like sneakers. Hey, the big ones. Get the king's eyes. She'll be out this bitch in no time. You be like, damn, pop. You hell, motherfucker. I know she gets a little while.

She gets upset. She, but she likes to smoke weed. Give her a little weed. Hey, on some. Hey, let me ask you. Hey, let me ask you. Hey, let me ask you this. Bye-bye black sheep.

She's going to go to sleep. All right. This was crazy. What about when the girl introduced you to her daddy and her daddy a little nigger? Like a little nigger. Like a little, like a little nigger. Like a little nigger.

Like you like, you were like, like, you mean like a. No, this time I'm saying like, you're like, man, I wish this nigga would get wrong. Oh, I'll beat your head. I'll whip this little nitty. You mean like a frail nigga. Yeah, like. Oh yeah, so you ain't even really tripping on how to treat his daughter cut. You'll be her dad.

You'd be like, man. That thing shook your figure with one hand. He shook your finger with one. Your whole hair covered his hand. Her mama, her mama the big one in the house. Pleasure to me, too. The mama the biggest one. Yeah, her mama the biggest one.

Go out the way, Stanley. You don't have to hit me like that. Not in front of company. I'm sorry. The nigga weird. You look over there, he's dead with his fanging his drinking. What the fuck? What's that?

Why the chicks who got stepdaddies He act like he loved her the most in the family Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's my daughter. No, it's not. Y'all don't even have the same last name. You just got here last year. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's my daughter. Oh.

Hey, Clay, he said, look on. There he is. Your girl, lean off like, it's just what my dad does with his egg knock. Don't worry. She pulled you to the same. Sadd and say some weird shit. Look, look, look, my dad eats cat food.

What the fuck? What? He's been doing it since I was little. Do you want some? Oh, shit. Hey, this podcast is for niggas who meeting the family for the first time this year. Hey, if you meet your girl family for the first time and what her aunties don't try to fuck you, you're not a handsome nigga. He'll do something weird when you get by and by himself.

He'd be like, hey, you ever taste blueberry, red book? He's like, hey, Dad, I'll kick your ass, man. No, I want to be this from him. Hey, her daddy weird than the motherfucker, man. I hit myself with his dad.

And then with everybody coming to room, he had like you, he had like you fuck with him. Stop! Man, you man. This nigga, man. It's a nigga weird, man. All right.

I'm really that for real. Oh, man. So a blackie nigga beat your ass. All right. I'm like, this shit sound like this, man. You know he got calm and since, because you look back and wink. You got, you got compensated. I didn't do anything.

You got it. That's why guy. He just came over. I'm like, nigga, you got comments. Oh, man. When your girl introduced you to her alcoholic father, and he disappointed that you don't drink. What type of nigger do?

don't drink. You sure that's a dude. You're a dude, right? You're a man. You're a man, take that. So you're a fucking my daughter. So you mean, you're telling me you're a grown man. You don't drink no kind of liquor.

I don't know what she got this nigga from. Motherfuck say, all the type of shit. I don't know what type of man don't drink no liquor. Ain't no type of man either, man. Don't want them to meet him. I guess he don't need pussy either. I don't know what they do. No pussy, nothing.

I don't know what they make it need new niggins with them. I don't know what they're making new. Nothing, bro, nothing, leave nothing. Oh, this is another episode of the 85 South Show. Christmas. It's been, hold up, man, hold up, man, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold up, man, breaking news. Breaking news. You know, this is make one year we've been doing the podcast.

Yeah. Is this one year? Yeah, man, we dropped our shit on. Christmas. Yeah, man. This a full year. And Nick Ripper will be one year and there's a every year.

Running on blunts and sipping on liquor. I be in pussy. It is Christmas and we ain't bitchy. I be in pussy. Everybody knows it's the 85 South show. I be in pussy. The coldest podcast that didn't ever came out, bro. I'll be in pussy

Three of the coldest niggas that didn't ever touch microphones I'll be in pussy We're on a motherfucking podcast Out here getting it man I'll be in pussy Wait till you bitch Find out we'll be dropping these

Every week Every week She gonna wanna fuck even me Or one of the three One of the three One of the three One of the three Hey

Smashes to these holes Yeah Fucking all day pussy Yeah Got these on my dick Hey, these bitches want to touch me. Hey, all these bitches like the 80s house show. Hey!

All these bitches want, we be going to, bro. I got one. Hey, Colos, the only black reindeer, had a bunch of Chinese holes. And if you ever saw it, you'd be like, that's my nigger lo. All of the other reindeer was like, that's my nigger, we went to school. Yeah. No end it off the top, though. You a nigger Lose ain't cool.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa needed trees. He said Lose, yo, with your eyes so tight, won't you roll the blunts up for the night? Then the nigger got Santa high and went on the deliveries. Carlos, the only black ring deer. He'll go down in black history. Hey, hey, hey. Sashing through these holes, fucking all their friends. I don't care about they hate kids, I really hate this.

I go on to their mama house, sleeping on their mama cows. Then they got a weird daddy and he's sticking his finger in his mouth. Oh, oh, jingles. Jingle my balls, jingle my balls every day. Oh, what fun it is to get some head in a one whore open slay. open slay. Jinkle my balls. Chink of my balls.

Chingle my balls every day. Oh, what fun it is to get head and a one whore open slay. Hey, fuck you mean. Merry Christmas, everybody, man. Oh, with your stank and a. Stank and a. Stank and a.

Merry Christmas. With your stank and ass. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. With stank and a. Your stank ain't ass. Your stank ain't ass. Your stank an ass.

You're going to go to a club on cruba with your stagging ass. You're going to be in New Year's End church. With your stagging ad. You're going to go straight back to work. With your stagging ad. Why your kids still playing up in dirt? With your stagging ass. Hold up.

Your alternated on work. With your stagin' air. Now you got to try to crank it first. With your stagging ass. O'Cid, you're going to be late for work. With your stagin' ass. And you ain't going to have no fucking job. With your stagin' ass.

Hey, with your stanging ass. With your stanging ass. You ain't going to have no fucking jaw. With your stag and ab. Hey, damn your neck is black. With your stanging ass. That bitch ain't text me back. With your stanging ass.

That's all right. I'm a fuck her friend. With your stank and ass. I'm going to do that shit again with my. Niggas selling dope. With your stanging out. To the white folks. With your stang an ass.

Might do it again. We just taking ass. Nigger, take this shit. With your steak and ass. Broke with your steak and ass. Broke with your steak and ass. Broke with your steak and ass. We in this bitch and you know we be going on hard with your staking ass.

Hey, don't stagging ass. I ran out of breath like a motherfucker. I thought you about to chop and screw the shit. I was like, nigga, that was hard. Nick, even when we fuck up, the shit, be hard. I don't see how you do that shit, dude. This is a great. Hey, but that thing is that we're going to be going crazy with y'os.

Oh, shit. I need my hell. Oh, shit. My nigger, God, ass. Oh, man. Hey, this is a, this is going to be a dope-ass, this is a dope-ass Christmas present, man. Yeah, that nigga is really tall.

I know the nigga K. Ruck, so when he started, I be like, oh, shit. But when he go, when he do good, I was like, that nigga bait it. He bait it. That niggin ran out of brother I was like I'm like every now there

When he went fast I'm like oh he don't wake This nigga don't listen to Eminem boy he came That nigga that got some motherfucking Enthusiasm He said boom We're just thinking that

Oh I was like Oh he was thinking of shit Oh my thing Oh that shit Yeah it's in that hand Yeah it's in that Hey man Hey we got to drop the 85

South show mixed tape We're missing too much money Yeah we're missing too much money No we're missing too much money No real talk So we need to go back and listen to and get all the song and just go back. That's the thing though. See, I know how you

look. Look, we're going to go in the studio. No, we got to actually do something with some music. No, listen. We really just be beating on the table. For real. We got 40 songs. We can take all this shit. We got hooked. All we got to do is Teddy's motherfucker. Hey, make a beat to this shit. And when the nigga here,

you're going to go home and listen to all the goddamn episode. Speaking of which, shout out to LJ. The nigga that sent us the dope-ass remix the titties in the building. Make sure you post the link to that shit. Or, you know, we're going to put it in here somewhere. You know, even if we took, like, a break right now and then let that shit play for,

because it's like a minute and some, and then we can come bring that shit right back or some shit, and then, you know, whatever. And then on the other shit, I know you put it on the intro. You know, because the motherfuckers be like, niggily, y'all know y'all play a whole mix tape before the goddamn show come on.

I'm like, nah, nigga, we might have to spread that shit out then. I'm getting too much for free. Too much. Y'all out there free base. No, what y'all, hey, but that's what we're saying, though. And next year, what we take. What are we taking the show at 2017, man?

It's got to do with freebase. To your mama house. Man, yeah. We've been over there before. No, we're going to do this. That's your mama house episode. Yeah, we do a your mama house episode. Ooh.

With your mama, if your mom, if your mom, if your mama fuck with the podcast. Ooh. We're coming over there. Ooh. But your mama can't be nasty. Nigger. And your mama got to have big titty. And she's doing that.

I'm sorry. It's too much shit to hook up. That shit is shut, her shit. Like if your mama really fuck with the show and she'll let us come do it at the crib and y'all. Y'all could do that, my, oh, that shit will be lick. My mama's a hoarder. I want to hear the shit that y'all's going to say, bro. God, damn.

No, we're not going to do that to you. That shit, no, it would be like, I want to hear new shit that I ain't never heard before. That shit would be like, ah! I want to scream, bro. That's wild. You're going to be like, why your mama got so much shit? But that was a dope-ass idea, though. That shit would be hilarious, bro.

We can't do it. We do it. You know my shit to plug up. Like, I know that shit is shut down. If you live in Atlanta and your mama fuck with that. the podcast and she'll let us come over there and do it. Don't try to rob, but the shit we'll be on deck. And fry some chicken and shit and just let

us kick it. P.S. Don't try to rob. Shit, we'll be on deck. Yeah. You're going to take that thing on their mama house. We're at your mama house. With the llamas out. We're at your mama house. We're in the mama's out. We're at your mom. When your uncle going to come downstairs, the

nigga ain't out of his room in there. He's like, what the fuck going on down here. I'm right to get your old back up. Yeah. Hey, in your mama house Hey, on your mama's house Hey, you got a weird daddy sticking hip-panger in the mouth

Hey Woo! Hey, I was just doing sound effects on that one You caught up That's your mama house That's your funny That shit

I need that whole little cook about the weird daddy shit That's just funny That'd be a dope Just the phone The weird daddy shit Oh man

Y'all got any more Weird Daddy story Hey, how are you doing? He was drinking the drink, though. Hey. I don't really like putting glass to my lips. He'd look around and see if people catch him, and when he gets caught, he don't do shit.

Hey! Hey, man. Y'all tripping, but look, I got... My baby mama daddy was in jail, right? When she was pregnant. He was like, he want to talk to you. I was like, what can that nigger tell me? What can he be?

Tell me. Amen. Where are you by your pussy? I didn't talk to him. Hey, man, you ever notice that old nigger still by pussy at old prices? So look, I gave the bitch $30

for the pussy. How did you do this? How? Who gave you the pussy? But he don't tell you the other shit where I had to pay a bill, had to fix an alternator. She needed a new refrigerator. Oh, man. Man, look, the bitch's talking about she's

going to $40 for the pussy. Like, bang, you know, what, fuck, what. I got a man, you get you 10, my fucking, I don't know what I'm gonna. What motherfuckers talk about saying? Old niggas get to say a whole conversation without saying. You ain't got the uncle that talk like this. Man, be, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what? Get me $3. Get me $3. Get me a little bit. You know what I got me. Ooh. He's a motherfucker at me. Oh.

Shit, my motherfucker. I mean, fuck. You know, let me. Go work in the morning. back in my neck Friday. I mean, straight neck Friday, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean?

Hey, time by. No, no, look, look, look. Look, look. I know, you know, you don't, like, leave my fucking, you don't know. I don't know what I'm going to sit. Give me a thund out of neck Friday. Then like that's right now that get you straight, you know what?

You know what I'm saying? Nigger words get stuck right here. Let me put my ear to your chest. What? Give me a stethoscope, Nick. You can't. Oh, yeah, I can give you a ride. I can't give you a ride.

But this is the thing. No, that's all you should say. No, but they don't like it. Why you ain't do like this? You should say it like this, that. Don't do all this thing no, ma'am. But they don't like you say it when you say what they said, loud. Like, say that give me a rad shit.

Oh, you just give me a ride? That nivom up. Get me a mark. You know what I'm going to be. You know what I'm going to write. The crazy part about a deaf person understood all that. He's like, what did he say? This nigga ain't deaf.

He's just been drinking saying 8 o'clock this morning. Let me know. You get ready to go. That's the nigger who don't like talking around people because he don't know who knows anybody. Hey, man, you know what I'm at me. I don't know why niggas on drugs. They just get hit real good.

Man, what the... All they got them yelling, man. What is you holling for? It's night time, baby. It's this o'clock in the morning. Look, gung, yin, all that got them yelling. How the fuck is you screaming for it? You ever see the jugger, like, just telling himself to calm down?

You can calm down. Who is that? Gonna blow your own. Shit. Don't do drugs, kids. Don't do drugs, kids. Because drugs is bad. Don't do drugs, kids.

Don't do drugs, kids. Drugs is bad. You'll be homeless, you'll be looking, not there looking phony. Drugs is, drug is bad. You'll be acting cold, acting, asking as if I'm morning. Hey, you got 25 cents, no, do you got 35 cents? No, every time you get, no, you're going to be like, damn, I'm a hobo. Real, yep, shit just hits you in their heart, yep, you ain't got no house.

Hey, don't do trucks. You said it never put crack, what, near your mouth, hey. Don't do drugs. My mama already told you, put the shit down. Hey, but guess what? You homeless, look around. Church is over here, checkers over here, Madonna's over here. Hey, you're in the middle of the street.

Hey, you don't know where to go and feel. Hey, ain't nobody gave you a dollar, and you hungry is full. But get what? You standing at that motherfucker drive through light. Digger was so. Hey! Hey! Hey!

I need my third dollar. Hey! What he said, on a other thing. Hey! Get me away money, I want to know to me. Hey! Anything you don't get a $30 in the win.

Hey! What he said, translation, $30. That's going to hollers. Pay them hoax. And the father. Put them in the whip, tell them ho what we're doing though. My nose running, damn.

Because I've been doing blow. Hey! I said, don't do drugs, but I just did so. I said don't do drugs, but I just did so. Hey, fuck you, me. Never again. I'm gonna hug you. Everybody going out to chew your butt in this thing.

They ain't doing you. That ain't doing no. Flew me up. Happy holidays, everybody. It's your boy, D.C., your Flizzle. It's your Uncle Carlos Miller. Man, Clayton English, man. Yeah, man.

We appreciate y'all for rocking with us, man. It's a year anniversary, man. Happy holidays, enjoy Christmas, man. And tell everybody who's been fucking with us, we love y'all. We love y'all. We love y'all, man. That's real. Next year, it's a movie.

We got a Christmas movie coming out. The Pumps Who Stole Christmas. It's going to be great, man. It's everything. Hey, the live show going to be out soon. Make sure you go grab you a 85. South Show hoodie, T-shirt, sticker, something. Yes, sir.

2017, the podcast only getting bigger and bigger. Yeah. Can we get a Merry Christmas from Randy and Ricky? Oh, oh, yeah. Stevie. Your little life's here in there. Yeah, we got to get that. You know, child.

Why how shit chained your life. You're going to be ready to get up out of here. Look, we've been here 20 minutes, fellas, we've got to talk. Let's get it. Okay, got. Got to get out. You gotta go. Nobody on some lotion.

Chasbill go with it. That baby lotion, he'd be like, We got to date tonight. We got to date tonight. We think we're like, oh, that puts a far, then. Oh, that puts a far, then. Oh, shit.

Ah! You gotta get that lad a little bit out. Oh, that's a fun, man. Ah! waiting to That is funny Oh shit I got to write that guy

Oh my gosh What time is 1130 I gotta go I'm playing Santa Claus I got a trunk full of presents Welcome back to 92 a.m. Rebel Radio with you man Stevie

Over here 92 a.m. Rebel Radio White Christmas Got my brother Ricky over here We ain't hearing. I'm just wrapping up these damn gills with some damn weak-ass tape. Wait a minute, Randy. Shit, keep coming off.

I don't know how to fucking tow. They keep saying tuck and foe, tucking foe. Will you come do it? Shit. You don't have give a wrap wrap that some bitch up and duct tape. I put it in the motherfuckettles everywhere. Listen here, we've been drinking moonshine all afternoon trying to get the toys wrapped up with these kids. Now, one of these damn boxes I'd left my cigarettes in.

I didn't fuck around and wrapped the cigarettes. That's a little treat. Well, whoever gets my cigarettes just knows it. I know all these kids smoke, but those are not theirs. Ricky, we appreciate you coming through here every once in a while, you know, bringing a cheered 92 a.m. Rebel Radio! Rebel Radio! Christmas! A lot of people seem to have it fucked up.

I'm Stevie. It's my brother Randy. That's her cousin, Ricky, over. And his wife is very fuckable. His wife, Deborah. His wife, Deborah, got some of the prettiest tit. It is in Pickham County. Hey, hey, she's my sister first. Yeah. We meant to bring that up.

We meant to bring that up, but she's not. Let's make sure we keep it in the family. Now, listen, you know, it's the holiday season over here at 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. We're just about giving away all our Conway West tickets. Conway West. We got about three or four of those left. We're giving away a four-wheel. Yep.

You're going to give it away? We're going to give away four-wheelers. We're going to give away four-wheelers and don't forget about the banana laptops. The banana Macs. Got you. We got to give away the board and killed my cousin.

I can't stand to look at it so I just want to get it out there. Well, we got to give. You're giving away a hundred for, Willey? Listen here. It's Christmas time, and we got to give us a special shout-out

to all our sponsors. That poor one came with a ghost rider for real. All our sponsors who've been fucking with us all year. Atlanta Falcons. Georgia Bulldogs. Georgia Bulldogs. Don't forget Trump.

Donald. Can't say that one. I don't remember getting no money from him. I'm sorry That little greasing Now TG.I. Fratis He don't represent white people. He's orange. Yeah. TG.I. Fratis did

send us some gift certificates up here. Cracklebarrow. I like to shout out Golden Corral. I like that. No, I like high racetrack because you go get a donut and a smoothie. Race track.

And some guys. What's the shit you had? Quick trip. It's from south of the board. Autozone. I like all those on. They got the racetrack. They got them on the rolling.

Quick trip Racetrack The goddamn Track race Now I'm glad You brought up AutoZone Napa auto parts

O'Reilly Auto Parts They're all cousins Pep Boys Anywhere that got some auto parts What's a redneck? What's a redneck Christmas? Let's just let them know Well first of all

You gotta get some power tools You gotta have a dog With three legs You gotta get a new dog Come on Probably gonna need a new two bucks You're gonna need a tracker You don't need the John Deere lawnmower

I love John Deer Now look here A lot of motherfuggers You got to shoot ducks You got to go duck A lot of people think they're doing good yard work But they don't even have no Joe blades You got to have sharp Joe blades

To get a good cut on that wood See a real one gonna go down there And lick the edges of that dry Damn right You got to turn your weed eater sideways Get out wet and fly Hell yeah We got some more tickets

Coming up in the next couple weeks We're gonna be giving away some tickets to go see usher not that usher no the washer the dancer I'm going to see the new movie not the one that the George Washington is yeah

which one is that the George Washington the one where he's killing the vampires yeah that's the one I have not seen a movie since Rambo you've seen Rambo right the old the old birth of a nation the old birth of a nation the old birth of a nation

I don't like the new birth of a nation I don't know know what nation day was birthday. Listen up. White Christmas. I got a surprise for you, fellas. I don't know how you're going to take it. Hold up.

What did that? Oh, they're shooting outside. All right. That's why I said. We got to hurry and get the fuck out of here. Excuse me. I just put it. I just want to give you guys a heads up.

Got an email the other day. Just got 21 Sabbath. Say you want to come up here. I look at it. I look at it. 21 Sabbath. That's a Christian. Hold up.

All 21 of their ass is not coming in here. Maybe two. Two savages could come, but not down. I'm not sure 21. No, 21. Two Savage can come. Two of them. I'm still trying to mind.

Keep the other 19 in the parking lot. Now, God damn, Randy, I knew he's going to get excited. You ain't let me finish. Now, hell. I don't know if this guy's 21 or if he's in a gang or 21, but his see his name is 21, Savage. He wants to come up here on 92 a.m. Rebel Radio. Now, let me ask you this. Is he in any way related to macho man, Randy, Sam.

I think this is his nephew. Okay. Well, then he's welcome here. Any goddamn. Well, I don't get it down one. Until you find out, tell them 19 of their asses got standing parking lot, only two of the savages could come in here. This segment of 92 a.m. Rebel Radio was brought to you by Paula Dean cooking supplies.

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