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Episode Date: July 26, 2024Host, actor, and rapper MIDGET MAC sits down with Karlous Miller, Clayton English and Moneybag Mafia in the Trap! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website:... www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Sometimes you've got to hit a bitch with the Al Greig or money bag.
I just want them.
I said I just want him.
I can still feel the breezy.
Yeah.
You're going dirty.
Right.
All right.
All right.
Logis is that bitch recording.
I don't want to have to call Mac next week.
It's like, hey, man, come back and wear your same outfit.
You got to shoot the pickup.
You got to do your action scenes now.
A nigga hard-headed.
No way I'm supposed to be eating no chicken with bone in and with them breaking.
What's on there, babe?
When he got some braces off, me?
Oh, your birthday came for me.
Brits.
He took them off himself.
I ain't know that niggins.
I got the fake feeling of that chest.
I got to get your breath on that thing about three months ago.
God damn.
My man, fuck.
I got to stop smoking this shit.
I didn't see me so many times, standing there.
Clayton on the niggas looking at the nigger mouth.
That nigg, see when you get your braces off.
His braces is been on.
He'll tell the nigg.
He'll tell the nigg.
He'll tell the nigg.
He'll tell the nigg.
You're nip dry.
Say, hey, nigg, you're braced.
You need little comment.
You that type.
They need a little combat.
No.
We know this nigga just grabbed your carman.
He grabbed any car makes laying around,
trying to put it on his lip.
That's the only if he got some carpet.
Did you not?
You did.
I thought it for sure.
It's still what happened.
I seen the nigga put some strawberry and cream
little glossed on one time.
I ain't said shit until then.
I see the nigga poppy little.
I see any nigga pop they took that they put it on.
He pop them.
Yeah, you mopping.
Yeah, you mopping.
And they got the shit on.
And they got all the beats.
Play that shit then, clap.
I told that one earlier.
That nigga got the beats, what?
And they got R&B.
All kind of shit.
This is the part of what a nigga be talking.
Yeah.
I used to fuck with your home, girl.
But she was never you.
You're you too.
Yeah.
I want to fuck both of y'all.
Yes indeed.
I said I want to fuck both of y'all, babe.
Not one, not two, but both of you.
When you find out your pastor used to make music, this be the beat he'd be on.
That's what I was caught up in the world.
I was caught up in the world.
And then the Lord put his hands on me and he led me to salvation.
He got on that shit.
It is going to be on that new magic Mac album.
Never lie.
You saw the switch up.
We might have to get pain on this.
Mm-hmm.
Right.
Remember he said, don't bring him no bullshit.
Yeah.
We got to make sure we got to hit.
We take it up here.
Yeah, don't bring him no.
Yeah, don't bring them no.
Nah, nah, nah.
I don't think I got nothing for that right there.
I don't think I got nothing for that right there.
You know, I don't think I got nothing for that right there.
Y'all, I didn't see him pass on some shit.
Yeah, I don't think I got nothing for that right there.
I mean, it's cool for you.
You.
Y'all see LL Kudjay dropped the new album.
to do album. You know Will Smith
and a drop one. What? How the fuck would I
know that? How do you know that?
The word on curvy.
Word on the curb.
I said, on the way it's going to be
thought, he got to talk about when he slapped quid rock.
That's got to be the lead scene. That got to
be the lead shit. And he got to have a hard-ass
beat. In fact, that bitch got to slap.
Right. That big got a slap.
That ain't got to come in that hard, though.
I slapped you, niggas. Don't be mad.
Yeah.
That'll be hard, though.
Well, he did a song for the soundtrack for bad boys.
8-0-8 and jaw breaks.
What a hell?
He got a sample of himself.
Wait just play the clip.
Yeah.
Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
That slap going to be the hi-hat.
What?
You better keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
You made a drum get off a slap on the mouth.
You can keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
Like that came down.
Yike!
Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
I did it once, I do it again.
I slap you, I probably slap your little friend.
I slap the one, I slap a little twin.
I slap your cousin, I can slap a nigga Ken.
It's all for that me again.
Biggs, shout down people that talk, she was about Stephen May Smith.
Ah, stalking, slap, dinger!
A couple of guys who were up to no good.
Started slapping diggers in my table.
When I'm fighting some niggins got scared.
What's the white and a niggins niggins.
Yeah, they ain't heard what I said.
You better.
white name out your fucking love.
And I ain't playing about that.
You gotta keep my wife name
out your fucking mouth.
Put the baby on that bitch.
I slap a little bit on the same.
Slapping and slapping and slapping these bitch.
That nigga would have one called 21.
I put 21 on the end of that bit.
21.
Oh, wow.
Oh, why.
That pussy-ass nigger slapped the fuck out.
This shit might be hilarious.
That's what he was saying.
That's what he was saying.
The niggas slapped the fuck at that boy.
Then he went to court and he told on that boy.
21.
Niggas be scared.
That's why the niggas get slapped.
21.
21 and 21.
That she's going to go crazy.
Put Glorillo on that bit.
Manit me, I'll slap a beat, I'll slap a beat, oh.
Oh, I got a hole thing with me, I go to be jail, too.
I didn't slap the nigger, but a nigger did slap me.
Oh, yeah.
They slap a nigga to date, but that's why I love tomorrow.
That's why I love tomorrow.
That's why I love tomorrow.
That's why I said, started slapping niggas in the neighborhood.
The re-map.
One little comedian, niggas got scared.
She said, you can't make another movie until next year.
Oh.
Oh.
Gonna be time for another red tape.
for another red table talk.
They gotta have one after that,
they haven't talked about the other shit
they might want to talk about, man.
Nah, fuck that.
It's council.
It got canceled, it got to come back.
You can't cancel some shit
that you're doing in your base.
I know.
They're just back independent.
It ain't counseling.
Red, the table top, sit.
They just ain't shot it.
With Jada, oh, yeah.
He got to diss that whole too.
And my brother right there, man.
My boy, I don't know.
Yeah, y'all.
Shalong, I.
Back, who the fuck you didn't invite it in him, man?
These niggins walked in this bitch like they just didn't approve of what were going on.
No, we're gonna shit all this now.
They didn't let the GDs in the door.
Back, what you died off with?
I had some soldiers with me.
Bad, don't you let them niggins extort us.
Don't get him shit.
I got my pulse in this bit.
He walked in like they're gonna start telling us what to do, man.
I'm not listening to you, Nick.
Hey, what's the curse words?
Man, fuck you.
Not trying to listen to.
Nick, you don't raise shit up here.
This is my daddy's shit.
He's just, they want to come around.
I'm trying to listen to this.
He was in the hall where we smell some marijuana.
Man, this is my...
Get the fuck out of it?
Y'all ain't disrespecting no women in there, are you?
Bro.
What the fuck?
Back, what did you tied up with, man?
These niggins ain't distorting you out of it.
When you say your brother, you mean, like, your brother?
Like, y'all same mama.
No.
Oh, okay.
I know.
Got that nigga.
That nigga came in, like,
nigga, you good?
Now he walked in like this.
I'll turn this mother out.
I got to change my, my comedianade, cashes.
Moneybag, Clay.
So like that.
They can't beat Mafia.
Mom's going to Clay.
I'm going to come Clay.
You're going to do it like, yo, got it.
Your name's going to be Moneybag music group.
You remember?
Boy.
And then it came back like he's scared.
He looked like that nigg would be doing them skits.
Every time I see him, I think of that niggins would be doing him skits.
Which one?
What's that nigga name?
He from the DMV.
David.
Who?
Oh, the one that did he do the Baltimore accent?
Yeah, that nigger.
That nigga from Baltimore?
What's that nigger name?
The one's talking about Aaron Iron to Iron, Iron.
That niggins or not that nigga?
Nick, so I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
I got to find that nigga.
I'm gonna tell you that nigga name is just...
Damn, I thought that nigga name was David or something.
I don't know.
I finally.
Dune or something like that.
Not him.
That's a dick of African.
You said about Dooley.
That nigga got shot.
Damn.
Oh, he got some of there from Baltimore, y'all.
The African nigga.
He's a real live Africa.
You see how he tried to sneak the little guy out there.
You don't know, he's playing these instruments for real, man.
Oh, you're doing it right now?
No, he played these, I'm saying, when he was making these beats.
Blacks know how to play them shit.
I know.
I know that.
See this nigga with real instruments.
Not just one.
What I'm saying?
He's put the ass on the air.
Oh, gay, that universal black people here?
Nah, you're like...
Is that time?
Is it?
I'm asking you.
No, that I don't think it's...
That's too lovely for it to be that time.
Too loving.
Clacks, I know you're in here today, man, so you got to play me some pimp
so I can just at least jump this shit off the way it needs to be jumped off.
I'm not coming in.
I'm a love song, bro.
I just refuse.
I'm two streets.
You two streets?
I'm two streets with it.
Streets have roads.
You know from Mississippi, we got roads.
Ain't a lot of streets.
We got some roads, though.
It's a lot of roads.
Man, man, country nigga.
We got roads.
Instead of Mississippi, man.
We don't get a damn much.
You have a logical assessment.
Oh, shit.
We need to get married.
Let me get shot now, dude.
They're gonna switch it.
They're gonna switch it up.
See, booty shaking everything.
This song got hell.
You see baby right there, right?
No, can't stop.
She'd better start clown dancing.
You got served.
You got served.
I need the whole dungeon family on this one.
Your family on this one ahead.
Cujo going first, then Timo.
Come on.
Then I'm a slag.
I'm always for that.
I'm a slag.
Big boy in the next.
You can't really go wrong.
You can't go wrong.
Starting off with Cujo or anchoring with Coochard.
I feel like Gip going to have two verses on Hino.
They're going to do two eights.
I give Big Gip two eights on this one.
What a Celo?
Two separate 16.
Seelow is going to sing a 12.
He decided to sing on this one.
You know what I want?
I want one of them old Silo where he just wrap his ass on
and they just let him go at the end.
But let him do the song.
The song is so hard, you don't even know.
We got Andre 2000 at the end.
He got five trackbacker, check bag, bag.
And he's going to do $50.
He got a 502 that he's going to rap about this girl.
He liked in third grade and it's going to be the hottest shit.
We didn't heard.
But it's going to be on the flute.
Come on.
He can do what the fuck you want to do him in there.
And that be the thing.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna do this.
Man, shay, ma'ha, she ain't.
Yeah, why?
Old niggas been sitting on the front porch
since 1867.
A lot of black people don't die, dog.
But a lot of them ain't going to heaven.
Listen to me.
See, when we was in the fourth grade, we used to eat school lunch.
There's what nobody mama paid.
Sister, and the government
been giving niggins nothing for Christmas
except peppermints.
Damn.
And they did dad and dabbley
for the bad inside a lady.
Marri-chid, right-chae.
What's wrong with you all, man?
Timo come in all extra-sighted.
When a man love of one man
he grabbed my breath.
That's a freaky shit, bro.
Nobody ever says breasts.
Breast is freaky as hell.
I feel like breasts is only used to describe
when the niggins being a pervert.
I caught him looking at my face.
You didn't know him to say my tis.
He's looking at my tithes.
Well, you had them out.
But if he was looking at your breath, you are you motherfuckers!
He put it empathy in.
He climbed the tree and has his knuckles.
When you see some breasts, you weren't supposed to see him.
I turned around and he was looking at my breasts.
Journey, let me get a diet.
Nobody says breasts.
Yeah, you know, she's a nice girl.
Got a fat booty on her.
Some nice breasts.
It actually sound better, really.
Breast implies.
Even women who buy breasts, they don't never call them breasts.
I'm going to get some tities.
They don't never say, well, I'm going to get my breast enhanced.
Well, tithies, once they enhance, they titties.
Oh.
They go for breasts to tities immediately once the enhancement happens.
They do stop doing that shit.
Titties, I feel like titty's a nipple always hard.
Oh, Tiddy.
Think about how many tits you sucked on
and you thought you were doing something
bitch did not feel that shit at all
I'm gonna start asking at that point
can you get your titty work?
One of them always gonna be laugh
I understand
when they get them done
both of them bitch be dead now
drop dead friend
because they had to take a level off
and put it back off
and drop dead friend bro
they get another way
where they stay up yeah
no feeling
I knew a girl was some fake breasts
that was her spot all you had to do
is flip a little like the PlayStation shit
she lied to you
that's hilarious
She lied to you.
Hit the PlayStation Knob, nil.
She lied.
Yeah, they used the hit stick.
You used the whole thump.
Bidches in that morning on it darn well, they don't feel nothing.
Breast.
All right, I like that one.
But when you said, see, I'm how I meant to tell you this.
When you said something, what you say, you could,
something about when you could feel that.
the titties or something? Or you said, I feel like anything you said after that referring to
breasts. Yeah. I feel like and then the subject is breast. Yeah. For some reason I just saw
a hand moving slowly towards some breasts. They was covered because if they was out, they would
have been titties. But if they fully covered their breasts. Okay. Yeah. Right. Because every titty
is a breast, but every breast isn't a teddy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hamburger.
I don't get motivated
I like ass
I don't give a damn about
I'm an ant man
I'm an man
I'm talking about
Hold up
you just put a fucked up
visual in my hair
Ant titties
I'm gonna give a damn
I'm gonna get that boomerang
There you go
Huh
Yeah
Now you're talking about language
Yeah
Yeah
You a damn bitch been over
Yeah
I gotta have a little
Cbooshier
Yeah
You don't want to got them
They got to have a little
Cbooshier
Oh
You know what I'm saying
She got to be at least
To something to do something
Yeah
She could be for something
if she knows something.
Yeah.
Now, you know, as a titty lover,
I'm gonna, I'm a titty lover.
Yeah, I am.
So I'm gonna just go ahead and put it out there.
I didn't let a few soggy bottom slap.
I have.
I didn't, I've been totally disregarded more than one occasionally.
I ain't going to.
Nick's that, who am I?
But I know who I.
But in that moment.
But what you're saying is the same thing.
But the tithers was so nice.
I just, I let everything.
She got everything else passed.
So a bitch got tithies and low ass you still fucking win.
I did.
A lot of times that's the cost for the titties.
You got that ass?
Big-ass titties.
That worked.
It ain't going to have no ass.
Hope for it work.
It's going to be the best you can hope for is a little ass on it.
A little ass on some big tities is all you kidding.
All that an ass get a little bigger bit over, though.
No.
Some of that shit gets sharp.
You got the elbow
This shit turned to the right ankle, big
Big got that out of toothed
A cute booted
bitch
It's been booted perpendicular
I've seen it
I know who I am, Mac
I don't let a few things like
But you said you said
I did some things I could tell you boys about
Big Misses
Hello how
Fourth quarter.
How?
What do you do with the picture?
But you're saying you like, you'll take the ad.
Billet ass over.
I stand up and I dance.
Oh, shit.
Huh?
He danced in the push.
Yeah.
Ain't on the knee.
Like, Bobby Spur.
Ain't on the knee because the dick ain't going that high.
Hey, hey.
Talk that.
Don't that.
Then I'm standing.
So you standing on the bed?
Yes.
Yes, sir.
On the bed.
I see what you.
Stay on the bed.
You see what you said.
Dancing.
I was trying to, I was trying to see how it works.
I would like, do they, do they, do they get out?
See he good?
Maybe on the floor sometimes, but, you know?
Real hoarse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what he did you get down on the floor.
He played that music.
And then David Banner, bop, bop, bong, bong, bong.
Real shit, I told him to get on the floor.
I said, get your ass on the flow.
You don't hit, you know, what?
I had an experiment.
Y'all be having a little sessions, don't you?
No, I know, that's the first session.
That's the first second.
I had to do it.
I'm talking about the little people community.
Yeah, I'm like, y'all have a get-together.
No what I'm saying, I've never been to one.
Oh, okay.
But they do have them?
I want to go to one.
They have them.
I'm fucking all.
I, you, bro, I'm surprised you ain't been.
Yeah, I'm going.
I thought they would have to add you over five.
Hold on.
I am.
I am.
So when you get to.
Where you get the little woman from?
No, I'm trying to figure it.
I was out of town.
I'm saying they ain't falling on the sky, man.
They ain't got no app for this shit or something.
I want to.
I want one.
You want the app called.
This was so goddamn thick.
What's the app card?
I told that bitch, been over.
Go what?
Yeah, that puts it for the back.
58 seconds.
Got what?
Bang!
Buss.
Huh?
Bust a ride.
Don't you ever do that?
You ever do that?
Yeah, get up out of that, man.
Back up.
You ever have to leave a pussy?
Start do something.
Hey, hey.
Hey, bitching me so tight.
You're trying to back out that thing?
And Nick won't come out.
Oh, God.
I'm trying to tell you.
That'll be tight.
All right, try it.
Don't.
You don't know.
You ain't.
You ain't.
You had one?
You had one?
Yeah.
Listen, I'm beat.
Hold on, but listen.
Let me tell you something.
She got mad because I call her a midget.
Oh, yeah.
I don't like that shit.
That's why I call him black man a nigger.
Oh.
Yeah.
But that's your name.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you mad.
I don't want to call you a Mac.
Mac.
Like, I was like, I always wanted to fucking bitch.
But that's my name.
She went crazy.
Yeah.
She was like, I'm a little person.
I was like.
Nick, I went on a morin.
I said, yeah, yeah, baby.
Missy Mac.
She said, why would you call yourself that?
What?
I said, this is my name, baby.
I'm like, she's getting out of control, bro.
She's getting out of control these days.
What was her name?
Big Tracy?
No, she's like a fake-ass gaga.
You can't call a spade the spade.
Oh, so they, you could be catching a hell about that?
Hell yeah.
They don't want, okay
See, I ain't know that they didn't look at it like that.
But they be on you, that's crazy
I fucked it up
I fucked that little pussy up
I'm saying
I'm saying, I didn't get to do it
I'm saying I'm putting it
Wait, wait, man, hold on
Hey, bitch out here in Atlanta
I want so bad
Shit, a little red one
No, I'm just
I don't know what the name, a little red one
Yeah, what the fuck they be here,
they be at, they be where they are
They be, they be, I don't know,
Okay, come on the kids,
They're not gonna say, they're not fucking
They be where they at
I didn't see four my whole life.
Wait a minute.
He said he only seen four.
My whole life.
We got to use this platform.
You only seen four?
Yes, yes, bro.
In real life?
In real life.
Yeah.
Black women.
No.
You just midget females.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you didn't see them.
They got them online, I'm sure.
No, they got them online.
They're chunkin.
They're behind.
They're behind.
What are they behind this?
In the tree.
Anywhere.
Yeah.
Suitcase.
So you don't be on them like that either?
I tried to eat.
You gotta be a Facebook group or something.
Tell me about it.
No, because I was up.
You were in a bitch, I don't know about to do you.
Hold on, actually.
You don't have a fucking.
You come to a bit howl like me, you know, the whole time.
He said you're on the scene four.
We had one at the show in LA.
Ah.
This is my house.
How many have you seen though?
How many have you seen though?
In your life, women.
Women?
Yeah.
Because I went, I said I did the show,
little women another girl.
Oh, that's why.
Yeah, I said, I was running to plug in.
Bro.
You just that.
You know, y'all said, don't get me,
though.
When you said, don't you, don't you,
let me, get about my new car.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I like that motherfucker.
That's crazy.
That man, that's crazy.
Hey, man, welcome back to an 85 South
Yeah.
Yeah.
You had a very special guest in the house with us.
I don't need to know if this nigga a guest.
This is really like my third cousin.
For real.
That's what I'm.
But he in here with us today.
You know what I mean?
You love him.
Come on.
None other than Magic Mac.
Come on.
Yeah.
Ah?
Uh.
Take you a drink.
I'm not telling you to come on here and talk some shit.
You know the coldest shit talk is that I know.
Every time I see, you do.
doing what you're doing. You got a little red cup
and you're talking shit. Yes, sir.
Why it takes so long to get here?
You just call me, brother?
I know.
No, but you're on tour and shit now.
Yeah, but I came back. You said,
Nick, I need you. I said, hey, I'm beat up.
How's everything been? First and four months.
That's great, brother. Everything great.
Now, you didn't came in here. You got
everybody in deep thought now. Everybody
trying to figure out where these little women there
with these tight cooches. Everybody
won't. As soon as you said that, I'll see anybody.
No, you don't know. I don't know.
No.
No what?
They who don't be, come on.
That's like the rich nigger fucking with the broke bitches.
What do you mean?
Leave, they who they phone.
No, they're not.
They're who they phone.
They like regular niggily.
No, they can, but they're who they fault.
You can't go looking for.
No, no, no, I'll tell you some real shit.
A midget bitch.
I can't say that shit.
They can't say it.
Start over.
A little person in, a little person in Jasper, my city.
I want to strip.
Oh, shaking ass, drop a cash.
Huh?
Wanted to a step to her.
Like, what's up going on?
Trying to hit up.
This is, I don't even fuck with tall, nigga.
I said, what?
It's this tall.
The nerd.
The nerve.
The nerve.
The odd ass.
What shit?
I don't like those shit like that.
You need to hit her for me tonight.
I'm still on the bed, too.
I think I know the one he's talking about.
A little bad one.
Yeah.
On the silly thing?
A little long.
What?
What?
I ain't want a bad name, well, you're a bad motherfucker.
You've been searching tonight.
That's that one in Jacksonville.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The one in the car.
She's not.
She's a dog.
Yeah.
Okay.
I told I was going to the day.
Boy, this, boy, did you pay for a little
ones?
Like you see the little things.
Like you see the little.
She had the only fans, would you pay for it?
To my little, little woman?
Yeah.
Half off.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that out loud.
I didn't mean to say it out loud.
I think the same thing.
We said it first.
But then the person's regular.
I just want to do everyday activities
because it's convenient.
You know how you can get head while you drive.
Like you can fuck with a little person, I'm sure.
Oh, yeah.
All the type of tricks.
Yeah, why would you need to be doing on it?
What are you going on?
What are you doing?
Who the fuck that is knocking up a dude?
So you and this bitch just rolling around like some marsupials.
You know, this bitch is a koala man on you.
It's a spinal, my, bitch.
They're on here.
They had to look in here, that hey.
Nope, this is right here, nigga.
Yeah.
See, that's why you're getting attached to him.
Put some straps on, you know, to make it look like I'm wearing a bookback.
I'm sure they got, you imagine you talk to the club.
Niggas just walk up to it, pick up and walk the fuck off.
Jealous X.
Yeah, how you...
What the fuck?
I don't think they'd be going, though.
Who?
I'm just saying, I think little people probably just their perspective probably.
Like, it ain't no easy win.
You got to work for that shit.
Yeah.
Now, my bitch, it's rude.
I tell you that much.
The one like me, too, you get rejected one time.
Now, they're rude.
That nigga hurt.
Let that hurt go
Yeah
Don't be bitter
They need drop an app
I'll subscribe to that
I'll pay for that
In line
With the 499 a month
Littleass.com
Yeah
Lawn's the glass
That just lets you know
That all the markets
Is fucked up then
That's me
In every category
Oh yeah
It don't matter what you like
The Dayton game
Fucked up
Whatever you like
It didn't, you know how they go on Shark Tank
and they be over-evaluating the company.
That's how women are now.
Everybody over-evaluate.
You got to get your ass in trouble.
Now you've got to explain that.
Everybody over-evaluating.
They come in.
They act way more.
They're acting like they worth this,
but you're like, hey, your sales.
Your sales, but, yeah.
You were the negative, baby.
How much did you make this year?
Right.
And how much did you spend?
That's when motherfuckers get to explain the shit.
Well, you know, we had a lot of overhead.
I mean, COVID.
COVID turned up.
Bitch that were four years ago.
Well, we were on pace.
We got jammed up at the manufacturer
and they couldn't get it through customs.
So we lost a bunch of shit.
Man.
Explanation.
It's crazy.
We explained.
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but they're saying the same thing on the other side
what we over-evaluate
they're saying that niggas just
they don't have no value out of shit
damn so we under-evaluate
we don't even have an evaluation
they pretty much gave it all us the same number
That's a real shit
Based on some shit
That a nigga might have done
This ain't even factual
That niggas actually did all this
Because we all grown in
We all have met some women
Who swore they done so much for a nigga
But then
They did shit
Then after a nigga you gotta keep in mind
Women get their self credit
For some shit that they like barely did
Like you come home coughing
She gives you some soup
And two cough drops
And she swears she saved your life.
She'll nurture.
But she adds steps to it, too.
So, girl, you know he was sick.
So I had to wake up.
And you know how they did get when they sick.
Make him some tea.
Mind you, make him some soup.
Get him some night.
Bitch, that's one thing.
You went and got the shit needed and brought it back, bitch.
You're trying to individualize everything.
And she come in tired.
Oh, my God.
I hope you like the suit.
Bitch, he damn out of cane.
I have a get a suit.
Open the can, put it in a bowl, warm it up,
grab a spoon, walking back to him, get some crack,
bring the camphos out.
Get on the water.
Damn.
They're going to add all those steps in, bro.
You didn't do that much.
Thank you, but you didn't do that much.
Man, man.
The thing.
I just gotta work, bitch.
So did I.
They gonna get on your ass.
Mm-mm.
I don't understand why they don't understand that it ain't.
When the niggins say, bitch, I'm not talking about all of them.
It's like 11 people that the nigger really be knowing that's a real live bitch.
Because if you know more than that, I'm talking about like evil bitches.
Yeah, something wrong.
Like these ain't, like they don't get.
Them ain't even who we're talking to.
We're talking to the most evil ones
when the niggins save the word bitch.
For sure.
The ones who like, I burn your car.
Repeat offenders.
Yeah, people who stab people.
These ain't just regular women.
Those are bitches.
Oh, damn.
Those bitch is crazy.
I'm talking about the violent ones.
Yeah.
The ones who be fighting and shit.
The different between bitches and women.
Let me clarify that.
Absolutely.
I love the women.
I love the women.
The bitches.
The bitch is crazy.
Sometimes you end up dealing with them and you don't know until they bring that shit out.
He'd be like, oh, you ain't regular.
You want them.
You want them be worrier.
Niggins see a true form.
They'll tell you who they are.
The bitch like me.
Oh, you're one of them?
Because I'm not the type of bitch that a-oh, oh, shit.
You got a bitch fucked up.
I'm a bad bitch.
You look at your face like she turned into a wearable.
When they say they're a bad bitch,
that mean they're the worst kind.
They are the worst can.
I want to say, I ain't like the mother bitches.
This is the main way.
I ain't like the mother bitch who fuck with it.
Because the bitch can do some shit like,
make some shit that you all did together seem crazy as fuck.
You would be scrolling on like social media
and then he'd be like, yeah, we fuck wrong.
Yeah.
All that.
None of it.
First night, so what?
A bitch slipped up.
He was talking good.
Yeah, Ferdnight.
You're like, are this supposed to be embarrassing?
Yeah, he didn't do what he's supposed to do.
Yeah, he ain't a bunch.
I'm trying to, same niggas.
No, you're trying to same niggins.
What did you call him?
Yeah, he, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, motherfucker, you're mad.
Yeah, he, yeah, yeah, motherfuckeracca sat there.
Yeah, he ain't a bitch, was, is this supposed to be embarrassing me?
Yeah.
When you find out, when she find out, you, when she found out,
you don't want to be with her, then she takes your new bitch.
Yeah, he ate my ass.
That was one time on your birthday.
Don't try to make it seem like I was just eating ass every day.
Right, like a nigga put it.
She knows what type of nigger I have.
See, why you can't eat ass too fast.
So you're like, you're normally eat ass.
You can use that.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, you got cheap bullshit.
Come on, now.
Right.
Yeah.
Come on.
I saw what shit will be like, find a condom.
I'd be like, come on, baby.
I just be wearing them.
No, she's like, you know, damn will.
Whenever it ran for a condom on, if that's so bad.
Whenever you're not around,
it's to protect this dick for you.
I tie my dick up.
Every time I'm like a wave cap.
Don't you like how smooth?
Every time we're leaving.
Time my dick up.
Don't you like a smooth dick up?
How?
man that would be like that's crazy bro what do you think like if your shit was detachable
though i would oh shit my girl come
you're it's possible me bro i wasn't even about to play along with your improv
because I would have to start screw.
You walk out to be worse than getting shot.
You walk out the piece of shot, you get hit with four digs.
I get it!
Yeah, right.
That would be proud, if you'd be playing too much.
Don't you dick to me, it's gone forever.
You're not getting this motherfucker back.
Hey, man, it's going to play.
No.
You got to go to your homeboy and shit, man.
Look, man, look.
Hey.
Man, my girl got my shit to do this day.
I bring the motherfucker back, you know, last time I had a little dude on it, but you know, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know.
You're a terrible nigger, you're a barred nigga shit.
I don't like how you, I don't like his example.
Listen, I know how to have a little duttle on that time.
You know, shit got wild.
We was on X.
Oh, man.
Where did you get that verse?
Hell no.
Because you could never fuck after that.
Everything would be weird.
As soon as she get down the sucker.
Who dick is this?
Girl, this is my dick.
Stop playing.
You sure?
Girl, this is the dick I was born with.
You want to see the serial number?
I'm stupid.
That's horrible.
Oh, man.
Only way that works if your dick got a mind of its own.
Like, you can't take it off.
It's got to hop off.
Hey, man, look, you just fuck anything now, bro.
I'm out of here
You get caught
You got your girl
I got your shit for sick
I'm out of here
You wouldn't even want to go outside
bro
Why would you get your girl
Your dick though
Because if you get caught cheap
You know what I'm saying
Like that's your punishment
You in a dog house
She got to keep your shit
Oh hell no
I ain't put my digging no freezer
She got in a little box
With a little combination code on
You all right
Watching
Trying to see her put the cold in
Did it?
Did it happen to you?
Doesn't it happen to you?
Hell no
Fuck yeah
She opened that box
And there's more than one dick in there.
You're going to, no, you're going to have some questions.
She's fishing through him and shit, no.
I don't know where I put your shit.
I don't hear it for myself, dude.
I call you back.
No, fuck you're not.
I mean, that's it, now.
I would never take my shit off.
I'm not getting money.
Hell no.
Fuck.
That's it.
Hell no.
Nica be saying booboo-traps and shit, like with the fish and rod.
With the dick ride of a cold.
No, because the longer you leave your shit off,
you're going to turn it to a bitch.
Damn.
If your shit go off longer.
Once it comes off.
It's off.
Damn.
Niggas start getting all in this business and shit.
As soon as you get into it with a,
then you must have had your dick on, bro.
You were him crying by some peat my dick on me.
I keep my dick on me.
Who is my dick on this?
Who ain't got in this?
Who are you in this?
You, don't tell me, I keep my shit fucking, niggil.
That's how these things be talking about guns nowadays, though.
Got that dick on me.
That's a personal problem for you, young man.
Fuck that.
Rap this thing got two.
Man, we just didn't got old, nink.
Have we?
I told young nigga.
No, there's always been dumb shit.
I think shit, I think two days can be.
true. I think niggas, he is older, but also
dumb shit is dumb shit. And I feel like
we ain't never really make excuses for the dumb shit. We just
accepted it. It was dumb. It was cool. These motherfogers
they got to give you a reason why. That's what it
feel like to me. I don't know.
I don't know. My old nigga.
It's going to stay in my own lane.
They got a few old niggas that's out here making music for
old niggins. They're going to listen to them.
Who make old niggins?
Drop, you just said that
Will Smith from drop. Who?
Will Smith from drop.
Will Smith?
Uh-huh.
You old nigga don't drop.
Was that even
on here, don't say?
I only buy it if he go by his old rap.
He got to be the fresh print.
If it's not the...
I wouldn't buy no Will Smith album.
I buy it for...
You bought it.
You bought it.
No, the fuck I didn't.
You bought it.
No, the fuck I didn't.
You, nigger, Willinium?
If you don't shit.
Get the fuck not.
I don't even know that.
You thought, yeah, nigga.
He's trying to blame that on me
because that's his own boy.
You say, you were singing
me in the black, nigga.
You were a lot.
Nick, I went to Taco Bell
that someone and got that combo.
That's as far as that went.
Okay.
And you wasn't in there
and they wasn't playing that bitch.
Yeah, look at.
I wasn't playing it.
Yeah, but you were singing along
and you was not in your
motherfucker head.
At that time, it's all right.
How are you?
going to accuse me of such.
Because I know.
You homeboys with them.
That's what that is.
Okay, I say the same shit.
You were listening to-
Oh, no, no, no, no, wait, stop, stop, stop.
Look, I'm offended it.
I do that with anybody.
I do that with anybody.
You used to listen to Shaq music.
You're right.
Now, I take that one.
Yeah.
You see?
What I'm talking about?
Yeah.
So I know.
You still listen to Jaru.
Dang.
Everybody's thing, yay.
You got to go back to the Jaroos discovered.
It wasn't that bad.
It wasn't.
That thing you tried to make a scene like the-
Tyroo was wrong.
That's what I'm saying.
That he got a hit.
That thing got a hit.
Now, Shaq, I don't know.
No, he had the one.
I got the hand that to rock the cradle.
That's because.
You remember that?
See?
Most of you, I don't know.
I can't listen to Kazam, man.
You can't.
I ain't ever listen to no Shack.
Oh, no Willinium, no shit.
Well, you must don't know.
Just the two of us with that crack, though.
I ain't going to hold.
I'm the first nigga to make a song dedicated to his step band, man.
Oh, no.
I ain't going to lie, just the two of us in summertime.
Come on now.
You really lame to fuck if you don't like summertime.
That's fresh print.
Yeah, well, I fought fair print.
See, that's what I'm saying.
Just the two of us.
Carlos' uncle was the nigga that said drums, please, at the beginning of the summertime.
Your uncle was the nigga dancing like this.
Your auntie was the lady in the sole train line doing this dumb shit.
I'm not fucking.
But you're not about to act like Shaq ain't go platinum.
I ain't right.
That's the thing.
We listen to all the shit that they played, bro.
I can give a fuck.
That shit was jamming at the time.
At the time.
Especially you a kid.
Niggit, it was Orlando Magic, everything.
How are you not going to listen to this?
Bruchak was so cold when he was playing basketball.
He made everybody in the world listen to some niggas.
We ain't never heard of.
Name a niggins the group.
Name a nigger in the group.
These niggins, these niggas, why not a nickel learning or something?
What is a boosh knicker?
Niggins that want to cuss.
They didn't want to cuss
Mama said we can't have a cuss word
In our name
Even the Asian people's like
Fush knickers
That shit they catch all in
No markets
Oh
Shout out to Fushnickers
Who are they?
This is one man
You're gonna be a nigga on Facebook
Name Fushnickers
Appreciate the shout out of the
Asian Fast South show
That one has Shaq Fu
Shaq Fu
Oh yeah
I forgot about Shaq Fu now
The video game
The fighting game
He was on that bed
Picking ass
Doing karate
Yeah
He had little
He didn't even
No karate
bro
Yeah he didn't
No shoes
Pull it
Little bit
Little bit
This man
You just did
Everything
You'd be rapping
In the videos
Reality show
Come on man
OG shit
Appreciate your boy.
Yeah.
He was on that shit, man.
You gotta get your flowers.
And that shit really farmed off a lot of this shit, man.
All that shit came for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tell the truth.
You was really in love on that show.
No, hell no.
Tell the truth.
I saw how you was looking in her eyes.
It was acting, man.
He was acting.
My baby, I was pregnant at the crib.
True story.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
See, you can get enough of standing up on that goddamn bed.
you fucking me up with that one bro i'm just gonna let you know when you say you're
standing up on the bed i couldn't put that shit together but whatever worked for you yeah
i gotta mess you up shit i feel you you gotta get in where you fit in and if that's where you
fit in be right though only way on the knees ain't going down you know you'll be hitting air
You didn't have been up under the pussy.
No, hell, no.
He'll always be up in the pussy.
Oh.
Hmm?
Sometimes I just lay up under that motherfucker.
I mean?
It made me feel like the food that be sitting under the light at the fast food place
before the order go out.
Just put a little pussy heat on my body.
I started on my forehead.
Oh.
Open my sinuses up.
You're wild brother.
What kind of miss, man?
Then I put a little pussy right here.
middle of my chest.
A little soap.
Yeah, let it soak.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't have pussy on both thighs.
Two pussies on each knee like I played in the NBA.
Damn.
Pussy all on machine.
I didn't have pussy all over.
97% of my body.
That's how I get.
I didn't have a pussy right here on the back of my neck.
And I just wore it like a scar.
Spider pussy.
I had both legs wrapped around and I had crossed them.
And I was like a distinguished gentleman.
What are you wearing?
The ladies and fashion is Poussay around my neck.
Poussay.
Put in the house, you're pussy.
That's how I'm living, though.
I ain't mad at you.
This is that one day.
I can tell these stories, man,
because I'm at my age where I can start telling the stories about my life.
I can dig it.
You know, but this ain't about me.
But it kind of is.
How long we've been doing this?
You are me?
You.
Shit, it's 07.
That was your breakthrough year.
Yeah.
I love New York shit.
That's right.
Yeah.
But, yeah, y'all don't know.
I was on I love money too, but I added the don't get kicked off the first episode.
We can't have all that.
Hold on all.
I love money.
Yeah, I was on that bitch, right.
That was the, that was the, that.
challenges yeah what happened what happened you slap somebody no they had some shit
don't know um got to put on speedos for a competition to do something like put some some
some money in these draws or something they ain't doing it the equipment is equipment everywhere
I said I ain't doing that shit right and then after that I got on that drunk shit drink it drink
drink it drink it drink it I'm a bunch of fools of women and changed it up women
I thought hoops was talking that shit I about hoops was talking that shit out of everybody
She won that shit at end, too.
I felt like a dumb ass.
Anyway, cussed the ass out.
Cussed out.
What?
Cahooops out.
What?
Oh, you differ.
Cuss the ass out.
Quick.
What's say to him?
What'd you say?
So, okay, so what you say?
So they was going to let you stay
for not putting those draws.
Yeah, but when I went flat shit crazy.
You're right.
This nigga got to go tonight.
Hey, man, that had way good, bro.
You stood on business.
Yeah.
Hey, a nigga, what?
You ain't put me in no little draw.
Yeah.
Why is this the thing?
I was like, I don't know the all type of competitions and all
I'm going to do jumping and swimming.
I can't sweat.
So I don't anybody but I want to win the bitch.
I ain't about to go up with a biz ain't.
Huh?
Oh, I don't blame.
The fuck this and fuck you.
Oh, shit.
I don't blame.
I wouldn't put no little draws on.
Yeah.
I'd have put them draws on.
He'd have brought his own.
You're the dog, motherfucker.
He's a different type of name.
Yeah, that's a different way.
It's a lot.
You don't put the things on.
Yeah, you're looking at the glad half-empt instead of half-full.
That was wronged.
I thought you had changed and got your morals up.
You was out here.
Sletting yourself out.
I was having out of all type of drugs.
Where the drugs is there?
Somebody said little droves?
He's a little droves?
Yeah, he still got, he still got them on.
I told him he can change, but he won't.
That niggas still want to put them on.
Yeah.
You can get dressed now.
No, I'm good.
No, I'm great.
I'm comfortable now.
Wind blowing?
I feel like it could be myself.
Three episodes later, he still got them drawn.
It's the same pair.
We got to find something that's going to make him.
He agrees with Eric got that.
He really likes this girl.
He'll do whatever.
That's cold.
Well, who's a five, man.
Yeah, that's a five.
I apologize to you a five years later, though.
Yes, sir.
I seen how to slurry basketball, that's a baby.
I was drunk.
I was fucked up.
Yeah, that's shit to do with you.
She accepted it?
Hell yeah.
That's love, man.
That's love.
At least you know how to write your wrong.
Yeah.
I fucked up.
You should have came in wearing them draws.
She wouldn't accept the apology then.
You wouldn't mean that shit.
You think everything to tell you.
I'm back.
You didn't have to say you, sorry, just walked in like this.
Yeah.
We're talking shit for this thing, man.
Oh, man.
I didn't think anybody that ever done for me.
This shit won't know.
It's funny as hell.
I'm glad you didn't do that.
Be too old at home.
She wouldn't accept that that apology if that was the case.
You did the right there.
Like, fuck you, niggie.
You put on them, you put on draws and you cuss me out.
Take your ass off.
Every time you see you on some bullshit.
Yeah, like, you're in draws.
Pannies.
Damn.
I ain't gonna like that.
I can go back home.
I know a nigga's gonna clown me.
All that shit I talk.
No, no, no.
And they got some slabs back there, bro.
He do.
Man, how did the tour going?
They're going great.
I know you've been keeping the crowd entertained this shit
with your antics and shit like that, man.
Sure.
The Wisconsin tour.
Yeah.
What's the last spot?
Y'all just hit?
Shit, last spot was, uh, was it Virginia?
You know what I'm saying?
The last spot?
Okay.
We're in the Jersey, um, tomorrow.
Oh, y'all moving.
Yeah.
We gotta catch one of them shows, man.
Yeah, yeah.
We got one in the A.
When?
When?
Oh, shit.
Am I gonna be here?
Yeah, we're in that, mom.
You all in?
What is that Sunday?
I think that is a Sunday.
If it's a Sunday, I might be in town.
I need to go, yeah.
For sure.
On the slide, too.
Yeah.
I've been to be lit.
I feel like you got to bring something.
something if you go, like a wedding cake.
That's that DET weekend.
You got to bring something.
As long as I can get it from Publix, whatever.
Yeah, you got to bring some.
You can't just show up empty-handed.
I'll show up with some shit.
Ligger I got a cake.
What?
I don't know.
Man, just burning cake.
A card.
$10?
Show it with a bunch of deli meat.
I want some sandwiches.
Borset or Publix?
Boy's head.
Only the good shit.
Yeah.
Not even knowing that Publix and Boy's head is the same shell.
Exactly, sir.
This is different.
This has got a different t-shirt off.
No, it's different.
They put some flavor on their boys' hair.
They shit more than boys' head.
For real?
What the fuck, fuck y'all talking about?
Meat.
Dilly meat.
What the fuck?
What I look at you like that.
That's shit like that.
All this is you were to say?
There's a little deal that you don't even know about.
You know if you go back and get another loaf of bread and some pop-tarchs, you get these for free.
For real?
I feel like I'm on supermarket sweep around this shit.
I ain't seen no sign of nothing.
Why they ain't say it was two for six?
Sometimes they do that and don't eat show you the price.
Right?
Two for six.
Bitch, it's $3 a piece anyway.
This ain't no deal.
If you get two,
that's doing math for you.
That's fucked up, though, sometimes when you do the math.
Depending on what time of day, you need some groceries.
It's actually cheaper to get them bitches.
deliver the time you
spend going to get this shit
they could just bring it to you and they'd be
the same fucking thing that ain't no fun
the holes in the groceries though
but they're not
who does the hose be delivering groceries
no they don't it'd be a weird that nigga
pull up to you like it ain't never no
bad bitch goddamn delivery though food you need
the mood then listen
we all know about Wally World come on now
I get fresh go to Walmart
The Walmart
Look at the business be man
It ain't hard to get fresh.
They've got to close some Walmarts and George.
I said, I'm like, wait, Nick, you know shit fucked up.
When they started closing Walmart.
They closed a bunch of them.
They closed the one on Northside.
That shit been fucking closed.
Man, if that don't tell you.
That shit.
That shit big closed.
They let you know.
And then the one by the A.U Center,
they just opened back up.
But that bitch had been closed for the longest.
I didn't think they was opening back up.
Walmart got that bread.
Walmart don't never close, Nick.
They was closed.
Walmart like like like, like,
like, got damn $12 an roof.
I feel like that.
Like, I used to walk in there with money.
I used to be like,
nigga, I'm just going to buy some shit.
Especially as an adult, nigga.
You ever just went to Walmart and went fucking crazy?
I'm talking about you buying ridiculous shit,
barbecue grills and shit like that.
I bought a record player.
The record player, you put the thing.
I bought that the other day.
I think that's everybody low-key goal
is to be able to go into what.
Like, that used to be my shit.
I could go in this bitch.
I buy the most expensive shit in this bitch.
Whatever I want.
That's how much money.
I want to get to whatever the fuck I want and that shit won't affect my life.
When you want to buy the most expensive, I wonder what's the most expensive shit.
That was the basis for how much I want.
You get an important nigger, but when you get to that clothes area, you're going to be like, damn,
you're something like pajama pants right now.
I don't grab two things.
I still get my draw from there, T-shirt.
Oh, yeah.
Might as well.
Nigger, uh, pajama pant.
You know?
No matter what you need, bro.
You need a cheap little t-shirt.
You know you're going to go in there.
They might not have exactly what you want.
There's a pecker-ta-ta talk, like, $28.
I'm too boozy for Walmart draws, though.
I would not put my dick in Walmart drawers ever again.
The Haynes?
Never, ever again.
Hey, man.
Walmart, I'm not talking about the brand.
I'm just saying.
You just wouldn't even buy no draws from Walmart.
I'm just saying.
I would always, I would want to Walmart.
This didn't go to Target.
I got a question.
Tarjean.
Tarjeet.
You can go to Target to get drugs.
And what age can we do a man
to start wearing them draw draws.
What?
I'm not doing that.
Let me tell you.
I'm not doing that.
I bought a pal the other day that I thought was Hanks.
I thought they were briefs.
What a bitch.
This is a draw.
This thing.
This thing got a drawled face.
Hey.
They got a drawler?
Let me do a little.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Not.
Tiley Whitey.
Old man.
Big draw.
Big draw.
The one they get it right.
Tidy Whitey.
I'm not working on the fucking railroad.
I don't.
They said you up still.
You got some breaking bad drugs.
They got no Walter White draw.
I'm not doing that.
They got to do that, man.
They ain't going like that.
They ain't going to go out like that.
No.
I got a pack on.
I got two left.
Those drugs are tied themselves.
So they hang in the front.
You can see everything.
I can't do it.
I can't see that.
On me, bro.
Because then everybody in there who a grown man know that them Walmart draws got a time limit on it.
Okay, so, but they Walmart, but they hanged.
No, they don't.
They haze, they food of the loom, but they're just from Walmart.
So you're saying Walmart get the worst.
Now, this is what I learned in my life.
Them draws let you know when you're supposed to be that moved on in life.
Sometimes them draws are like, you'll be folding your laundry and them draws will look at you and be like, why you still weighing me?
You ain't moved up to polo drawers yet.
Hey, man, the polo draw is going to shrink, though.
Look at my neck.
Oh, yeah, let me do that.
I don't even fit you right no more.
I bought them for me.
That's why you got to get them Walter White drawl.
But just try it out, brother.
Just try it out.
Get them loose a little bit too so you can bring.
They don't feel too much like jail to me.
Huh?
Now, you fart, it don't get hot.
They just get them out.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
You're gonna get a little bubble in the day.
No.
Fuck, man.
Rich, I won man.
Rich, I went mad.
I'm like, he ain't fucking comfortable.
No, I couldn't see myself living like that, man.
I am.
You're gonna fuck comfortable.
No.
All right.
Hey.
Hey.
You too well, man.
A more comfortable guy.
Hey.
You do well.
Whatever it is you need to do to enjoy life to the folks.
But for me, I have set a different standard.
So you mean, Terry, you're going to be 80 years old wearing brief.
You ain't going to go get you no draw?
No.
I might be wearing a Louis diaper by then.
Now, I might have, I might be wearing some Walmart diapers or something there.
Some Sam's Choice Pampers.
Because I'm going to get to a point in my life where I'm going to,
I might just shit just out of the protest.
80 years old.
Man, you shit on yourself.
Get up, my house.
I shit where I want to.
Don't do that, bro.
Don't do that.
You got to flex with it.
You gotta have a nigga break a toilet to you.
Bring me my diapers and my wife.
I got it, I got it!
I got it!
Bring me to anything that's going to say baby a pat.
Bring me to Johnson Johnson.
Bring me to the baby pound.
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I get that by that age.
I'm ready going to get up out of here.
I get the shit on himself.
I'm ready.
And I mean you ready.
Somebody got to change your pamphly and shit.
They got a hold both your lead like a baby.
With my hand with your leg crawling like this.
They got your leg like that.
Oh, I'll get me up out of here.
You got to live.
They got a pool.
You got to live on a little.
No, I'm out of here.
The problem is,
all the old people jump up from it.
Tute your ass up now.
You got to sit up a little bit for them to get up under that.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Our generation of people gonna be so fucked up, man, we'll get dementia and shit.
The shit we're gonna be saying, one minute you're gonna be regular as here.
Grandson, I love you, and I'm proud of you.
Bitch, I might be.
Is you rolling?
I might be.
Hundred pounds of midget.
I had a hundred pounds of midget, too.
I know midget.
God bless his soul, I have no mention, man.
Whoa!
God damn, brother's trying to take me out the game.
Huh?
He's still here.
This is 40 years when we ate it.
Oh, okay.
Everybody.
We were all on the way out.
That's 120.
We speak it, hypothetically.
We live old enough to get dementia.
Yeah.
Who that?
Everybody.
You were in the hypothetical.
You was there.
You were still wearing prison throws.
I have them draws on.
A little one draws.
We have them draw on.
So you out here doing your motherfucking thing, bro.
You see the type of energy you bring in here.
We're just talking about the most random shit.
I love the shit.
I love the shit.
I love it.
You might be good luck.
I am.
It seemed like it.
You don't got to fight with another little person?
Ooh, I'm glad you brought it up, boy.
I'm glad you brought that up.
Bumphing with one.
You saw that?
He didn't see it, dude.
It was so quick, now.
Loss a real shot.
I was in a little, I was in a movie recently,
ain't dropped yet, so I can't say too much about it,
but it's a comedy movie.
I mean, the whole thing.
He's like, hey, we got a little nigger from our city.
You know what I'm saying?
He boxed.
You know what I'm saying?
So we're going to do a little boxing match for one of the scenes.
I said, damn, man.
You didn't pay me for that?
What that?
That's it.
Well, this was real.
Y'all only script this shit out of then.
No, this shit is real.
And I asked the nigga for the fight.
I was like, hey, we fighting for like 19, 20 seconds.
What are we doing?
He's like, no, until the nigga is knocked out.
So I heard that.
And I heard, I don't know, don't heard that.
I said, this niggas is about to knock me out.
Absolutely.
I'll let y'all see the movie, but I ain't go out.
And you're a real boxer.
Wait a minute.
I don't even box no for real.
But.
Why do you agree to that?
Who said?
So somebody get knocked out.
Who said that?
Who said that?
Who said that?
The dude that booked me.
So damn.
And then somebody did they dance?
He's like, hey, hey, hey, it's just a movie.
So if we see the movie and then this real boxer is beating your ass.
Ain't happening.
Oh.
having it. All right. You better let us know
that. If you come on here and say that
if we find the movie, they're going to keep
posting the clip of him BD or A.
Bitch, Maga, lie, motherfucketting.
They got nothing.
Look how he got them on the road. Yeah.
He punched him for real right here.
Look at 06.
Well, that's dope, man. Congratulations on your movie.
Shit. You're a superstar, my
nigga. You're the man.
Is it going to be on? What is it going to be on? You know?
Definitely to be.
Toobie blowing luck
Where are the number one right now?
I told my boy the other day
I said, well, they got all your new movie
They're about to start charging
Yeah
Tuba got all type of shit on that bitch
Yeah
You can see a old cartoon
They had one season
That came on when you was four
All that shit would be the blackest movie
That you need on the iPhone
They got the last
They got the last dragon on you
That's what I'm saying
They got some classic shit on that bitch
Blockbuster shit
Yeah
Bruce Leeu
That big do not ask
you are you still watching you.
We too young.
They're going to stay off.
That is going to go down moving.
That bitch will run.
You wake up two days now.
That bitch still playing movie, boy.
And then they don't wait on your head
to pick no movie.
You take too long.
They're going to pick that motherfucker.
You take your ass in sleep.
That way, you wake up to the 10th movie.
You feel me?
Tube is really a channel.
That shit just turned on.
That shit just don't go off.
Yeah.
Never go on.
You're going on with Dr. Doolittle or something.
You wake up in a goddamn.
Friends of the Files.
Tell from the Crip,
you're in the head going on.
You know what I like about Tube and movies?
they've been straight to the point.
The title tell you everything that the movie's about.
House school.
The nurse that saw the baby on the side of the road.
That's a real one.
That's a real one.
In the streets.
Hot summer.
I'm like, this shit directly to the point.
Me and my sugar mom.
I don't want to be a stripper no more.
Part two.
Where's part one?
Too, but you got some shit on that.
I like how you could just put whatever you want to on that.
I pitched the idea to him.
I want to see a show about studs who do construction,
who remodel houses.
What is called?
What is it going to be called?
Binders.
Stud finder.
In the wall.
In the wall.
It's safe.
That way.
Stut finder.
On the next episode of stud finders.
Or women who like women that operate heavy machinery.
I, you know, just, I feel like it's a lot of shit out there.
But most of the lesbian, I know, working tech.
They know about some computers.
So you want to see them type?
Looking for your type.
My type.
There you go.
Mm-hmm.
Then we can do the uncut version.
called megabytes
I'd be thinking of shit
you know
MTV should do
a true life niggas who like
be in relationship
to have a place to stay
that's a documentary
that win at Sunday
oh yeah the hobosexual
we're going undercover now
we're in my girl's house
she don't know I'm coming to spend the night
I'm going to go in
and cook for, rubbed their dick on her booty
and see if shit, let me stake them on y'all.
Who are these people?
Oh, that my homeboys, they're making a movie by my life.
You know you had a nigga that's thawed off real good.
Then by the end, he'd be fucked up.
Nigg would be living in the park.
Been washing my clothes down here, LA Fitness.
Go back to the truck stop, man, just seeing who I can.
I can meet, man.
He's watching the meet.
What time is?
Yeah, the nurses get lunch at 11.30, so they usually come in here every day and get something to eat.
Maybe I could pull one or two of them see if I can.
I get a call back and I said, I need a chart.
I have a phone charred.
As soon as he's plugged the phone there, I'm over, oh, damn it, she texts me.
Oh, guys, we got to get across town.
Do y'all mind if I borrowed this van right now?
Calvin took the van and was gone for over two hours.
Sorry, y'all. I just need somewhere to sleep.
That van had a lot of space.
Running on films here, guys. I haven't eaten to there.
You haven't eaten? I have an Aiden? I have an Aiden.
I'm so hungry. I'm delusional right now.
She'd up all night, texting old girl.
She blocked my number, but I got on WhatsApp.
That was happening.
I'm down to $7, man.
I spent $3 on cash app just getting to respond to me.
So I've got to come through, man.
I got to get the haircut.
I need to line up.
I'm having to sell some dick this weekend.
Just make ends meet.
Make ends meet.
Check to check.
They got this.
Oh, you mean, that's like terrible.
Niggin' down bad.
Nigel out there's just dick hustling, man.
That nigga out there finishing people's beers.
Niggins be going through the ashtray smoking roaches and shit.
Shout out to my partner and they came through.
So, niggas, steal all the roaches out of the ass tray.
They don't really mind because, you know, they've all got jobs, so.
I'm sick of this shit.
Cut the camera up.
Can you not follow me?
Give me my roach.
Oh, shit.
It's still good.
I'm sorry, baby.
How that child, man.
Sorry.
That shit's sad, bro.
Nigger be going through it.
Niggins be going through it.
That shit too funny, girl.
The motherfucker trying to lay up for a bit.
That's all he wants.
That's all.
Otherwise, I ain't got nowhere to go.
That is a sad.
I can't believe they told a story,
but that's a sad story to have,
Women be
Homosexual, too, though.
Oh, me.
Oh, absolutely.
They try to sneak, move in.
Yep.
Especially the ones
don't have nowhere to go.
They always fake
like they're going to leave
and then stop
and start crying
into the door.
Where am I supposed to go?
You're the one leaving?
Right.
You're not going to stop me?
Bitch, I'm going to lock the dog.
Your options is going to stop you.
It's cold in him.
You're going to hang that cover.
You fuck.
three days
bare minimum
I don't do this
bitch yes you do
you do I can tell
you're trying to do too much living
I hate when I get too comfortable
like her first night
you too comfortable
you can tell about what a bitch
what's the right amount of comfort
no too much living
bitch you're trying to catch up
on your show on cable
bitch trying to wash clothes
this bitch charging her phone from zero
you know
Bill Diggins is eating up everything.
She can't believe
snacks in the house, bitch.
You're evil, man.
It smelled good, man.
It's smell good, man.
Bishie, you got a chart?
You got a charger what your Wi-Fi is?
Yeah.
You got Wi-Fi, too?
What's the password?
What fucking whisper when they really want some shit?
You got a t-shirt?
I can do this.
These couch therapy.
He got to get some.
It's a lie.
Niggins get to vent their frustration.
What's the right amount of comfort?
That's too comfortable for me.
I said, man, I ain't got shit to eat in there.
We just got done smoking everything.
I'm like, shit.
I got some noodles in that motherfucker.
She's like, noodles.
You got some noodles?
I was like, oh yeah.
What if you just like noodles?
Who the fuck like noodles?
Not like that.
Not like that.
Not like that, bro.
You ain't just amped up by no noodle guy.
Yeah.
How should eat them?
She ate them straight out the pack with just the sauce.
Man, listen.
Or did she boil an egg and put some relish in there with him?
Like, she's making a spray-up.
Nothing else?
It was just noodles.
You wanted to put them in the microwave.
Boop, boo.
That would a motherfucker come out, beige.
You know, they'd be a little stiff, still.
Oh.
That's how she liked.
That's how she ate them.
She must have grew up unsupervised.
You can tell a lot about people about what kind of noodles they eat.
Bish, go in your bathroom and don't trip about,
you know, that soap will throw their PA band a lot.
Biss come out that bathroom smells like Stonecoastee, Austin,
just like...
She doesn't use your egg body spray.
You're like, what the fift.
Bid, that mint thaw.
I know, I smell the mintown on you.
Like, what the fuck why that are?
Too comfortable.
I ain't, I'm like, what a-
bitch, wash their ass with average spray.
You ever had a bitch get out the shower
and use your towel?
You don't know who towel that is?
No, she did.
What fuck does use towels?
Listen.
I got eyes with towels.
I don't get you in town.
Hanging on your door that used somebody.
You don't used already.
Yeah, because they used to only having one towel.
But why are you in that?
Bitch would be having one, two towels.
For real?
What type of women are y'all dealing with?
When the bitch down bad, they get not even,
they don't even get the basics.
They get the bare minimum.
I don't take shower that whole house.
You don't?
What you do?
I don't need that.
That water don't be hot.
It don't work sometimes.
Their water don't be on.
Yeah.
How you live?
How you live here?
Your water don't work.
I can't take a little on that shop.
I can't pull a pistol on me in nothing.
Yeah.
All the type of noise like that?
The niggas swaned in the Kirkbet, you better have that detach of the dick on you.
I throw this motherfucker that's a dick back.
I'm going to get that's dangerous.
I thought that you had.
You better be careful going over people.
You got to dick on some dunchoos, nigga, yeah.
Wow.
Because you don't know who in that motherfucker.
You ain't lying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bitch for me one time.
I was like, you look about yourself?
She was like, yeah.
I went over there.
First thing I seen, size 12 Air Force One is big in the boat.
I thought, no, this ain't yours.
He's five three.
So where does this nigga on that hide?
Yeah, that's a...
Yeah.
I was fucking a bit.
Pissing right here, no lie.
Standing on the bed.
You don't know who to fuck be in there.
Yeah.
That nigga that quick, too.
Yeah.
That nigga for Florida, got to be.
Yeah.
Okay.
You don't want to be in the living room, fuck it.
Then her cousin comes down there.
I'm like, ooh, y'all fucking fucking fucking.
My cousin Tasha, she liked to watch.
What kind of family is this?
You got to rest of it.
Freaky family.
Freaky motherfuckers.
Mm-mm.
Yeah, you got to be easy out there.
You really do.
I don't really want to go to nobody else.
I don't.
No, no.
Because on some people be having.
Everybody got their own rules that they have.
What are doing over there?
This ain't okay in my house.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
I tell other people family what to do.
They ain't my kids, but hey, don't do that.
I wouldn't like it if it was my shit.
Monefucking don't like that.
Times didn't change.
I don't even want to go over people's house.
I just feel like I kind of need to know in what area they live.
Like if I know your area, you stay up.
I feel like that's good enough.
This nigga prejudice.
No, I'm just saying.
I can't give you the exact address.
So what address you rang?
Yeah, my nigga on the east side and I'm over there.
Oh, I'm going east side.
We talking about distance?
I'm just saying, if I know what...
That's what I'm saying.
So what is?
Southside.
Now, you bitch, you got to be up and call
kind of somewhere where they don't pay no gang that.
You need a police president.
Yeah, I need a police president.
Yeah.
But it's safe.
Hey!
You need to be able to yell out.
What do you say?
Fuck that.
Need to be able to yell out.
So that's what you're saying.
So y'all, oh, y'all only go into white suburb.
Yes.
Because Cobb ain't white like that no more.
I don't want to be around a whole bunch of white people.
Suburb.
Because then they start getting bored and looking for shit to do.
I need to be in an area where it ain't a whole bunch of them.
Like where you're at?
Like cross sections and shit.
Cross sections.
Yeah. You know, like, I need to see that they be out there doing shit, but I don't want to see them too much.
I feel like if they know you live over there, you should get a path.
They should be fucking with the people who don't live over there.
What?
What?
You know how the people who live in a certain area, they should just be the local citizens.
Now, when you got people over here who're not acting like they from around here,
then that's when they get the police
and shit. Hey, we don't need to be going
70 down through here because the people who live
down through here know that you can go 65.
That sound like a white
people area when niggas come through.
No, it's a nigger area
that's trying to keep the young niggas from
taking over.
Like, why is you racing this hill cat up
and down the street? Don't you see that goddamn
school bus?
That's like, okay, I got it.
It's children that play, motherfucker.
Go down.
I can agree.
I got you with that.
Yeah.
Like I ain't the type of nigger who gonna be telling them to write nobody no ticket, but I will go to the meeting and say we need a speed bump.
That's still, I'm there.
You still tap.
No, this, nigg, we're trying to keep the property value up.
I said, I know it's bad.
I seen some black folk move in my neighborhood not too long.
I was like, yeah.
These him, my white folk over here.
folk over here.
Nick got out the car
sang this shit
and bit everything.
I don't like no shit
like no shit like that.
Nick I always
walking back and forward
to the store
y'all got too many money
man,
what the car is that?
Every time I leave
about to go out of town
and shit
that shit
can be sweet though
you move around
the right motherfuck
I ain't see him
he got there
how I'm moving
you know that
now he just
now started speaking to me
you never got too comfortable
over here
what's up
you stay over there
long enough
they're starting
coming you into the shit
white ladies
saw some motherfuckers moving over there she looked at me she's like they ain't white hard
in your neighborhood you know one of the she's a day who tried to keep this
neighborhood black I didn't even stay over there that boy ain't go over there
though ain't shit crazy they're looking for a house though
when you go and looking and you go and looking and you
you tell them the shit that you want they'll get like some of the shit you want and then it'd be
fucking ridiculous from the red we want a good view yeah it's a good view but it's a
fucking barn over there bitch i ain't asked to look at them funny the red bulls gonna have you up all
fucking night that's it's a you're on them edibles too one that's all
all the take.
No.
That's more than enough, real, real.
Like three, but.
Damn.
Three and one.
That's four.
That's four.
That's my.
Y'all niggas high.
Y'all niggas high.
Yeah.
What's that?
What did you got in your...
I gave me a high.
What is this?
This little bait.
Strawberry man.
Is it wheat?
No.
It's bait.
It's bait.
Nick, I seen one
They got nine
You could put
You could put a picture
On the front of that bit
I've seen that one
They got a video game too
You can play Tetris
You can got down put a track
Like you can locate
You can locate your bait
Bluetooth hair
And god damn that
You know what I'm gonna come out with
I don't want to say
I know nigga might steal my idea
Yeah
You know the lighter
The light of
The light of
Right
Yep
So why you say it
Just did it
I should have did
Yeah
Just do it
I don't know the world
You feel me
That's my idea
Nick
That's my idea
So drop.
Yeah.
Damn.
Y'all niggas addicted.
That's the worst thing.
I heard these are the new crave.
Everybody got on these faces.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me lose my bag out.
They have to stop the people at the old folks on from hitting the baby.
It's like losing the phone, niggie be like this.
Yeah.
First thing, you wake up, but you got to have it baby.
What?
You addicted?
I'm addicted.
What?
What's the long as you can go without the leg?
Huh?
What's the long as you're going to go?
Shit.
But when I sleep?
he never like
he never like I wake up
I'm a chunky
I spend god damn
look here bro
when they had the one
that didn't have
this much juice
bro when they had the one
that didn't have that much juice
in the
I'll get my
I'll spend my $8 a day down there
You're talking about
You're talking about a little circle one
Yeah
What's in that new motherfucker man
PCP water
I got to be
You spent 80 a day
Damn no
Not a day
not a day
not a day
weed is cheaper
so when they get to a
weed
you get eight dollars
weed ain't no way
you can smoke all that
in one day
look that bit
start tasting like
technology
bro when you got to charge
you can smoke it again
that bit take like
trigger damage
yeah
what a ton of neutrons
I got to throw that bill
I'm like I got to go
another one
because once you charge
it to me the taste
change
so I'm going to get a whole other
it tastes
don't let me be drinking
oh
smoking like a pot of net bone
Oh, God
I'm concerned
Oh, God
Me too
I'll tell the nigga
Would a dope at him
He's threatening to take my bait
He's going to tell
I'll please not the baby
Listen
His name is Clayton English
He got your face
He got your baby
His name is Clay
I killed
This motherfucker
Take my cow
That's terrible
That's terrible
That's terrible
$80 a day
You off that, though, please tell me you off that.
Because if not, we're going to help them.
I don't slow down.
This shit will laugh me about four-five.
That's a big one.
That's a big way.
They're on Uber-E.
But, no, that's true.
When they tell you what they're working with?
You know what I'm saying?
The percent of the oil on that shit.
They smoking on hypothetical shit.
Oh, man.
Download.
They downloading the smoke.
I don't, man.
I don't trust technology in there.
I don't trust technology in them to start smoking with.
Cigarettes and black and brown.
Everybody want to smell that stank-ass shit.
And we being under that shit, stank.
So what do you people want to smell a Kiwi Lime?
I'd be on the plane.
I'd be on the plane vaping.
You wouldn't even know it.
This thing is going to be on the no-flat list.
Smoking hookah.
They're going to be on a plane like this.
That's sir.
They have no idea.
They know now.
Sir, we know you've been smoking that thing.
Sir, we got every plane on PJ.
Sir, we got every.
red cameras. We can see the mess. That's different. Y'all. I ain't going to say that. I don't know. Nobody did. Nobody did not. Nobody did not. I need to watch the documentary on what's on that first. What we do is we take the water from the vape. Once you charge it, you reiterate what you've already done. That's why that shit hit there.
He's more than taking a hold on. Damn show, yeah. He probably took over.
I mean, it'd be somebody with me like, can I hit your babe?
Uh-huh.
People do that?
Yeah, yeah.
Everywhere.
Can I hit your baby?
I don't need to play like that, man.
I don't have to hit my goddamn right with you.
Hey, what buddies say?
That's what buddies say trying to live off a bitch.
My girl won't let me in.
You might have to eat.
You said what?
Fuck, Brown, let my face over her house.
She won't let me in.
Sorry, man.
I ain't mean to take the shit out of y'all.
I'm apologize to her just when I get my baby.
Got to get me the fuck out of you.
Day one, derail.
Durrell.
Been up for 27 hours.
You got to shower at the Waffle House this morning.
If you ain't done, die.
Hey, you know what a shower at Wafel?
The thing, baby, the stick.
You took a bird bag out with the Wafel.
Boothed on it.
Scrumping nuts at the Wobhouse.
Waxed my ass in the Wap house.
Did what I had to do with the motherfucking waffle house.
Oh, hell no.
Y'all's stupid.
What's wrong with y'am, man?
We need that.
Mac, what's next, bro?
Shit.
Movies and porn, baby.
You're about to do some porn?
I ain't found what that fucking was shit.
No, I've been on that movie shit, though.
Porn ain't movies.
No.
porn is cinema
yeah
if it got a storyline
like an intro
now I mean like in between the fucking
they gotta be doing something
like from start to finish
you know what I'm saying
like a plot
those are gonna be shit
drop it on some mail
yeah
somebody delivering somebody
and it turned out the delivery
is dick
Yeah, but after that, what's the transition to the next scene?
Fuck.
Then go back to work.
Would you want to see that nigga back on the truck driving after just fucking?
Man, I can't believe that bitch gave me some muscle.
What else is in store for me?
What was this?
That's all the pussy he got that day?
Come on, man.
This ain't a good.
Think, fall asleep watching this shit.
Well, I got to watch that shit.
Just a guy that's left for six hours, eh?
Got to see what happened next.
So they made it back to his crib, right?
Old girl who had the pieces delivered earlier ends up, that was his boss the whole time.
There you go.
You got to have a plaque.
That way you can win awards.
Award winning.
Well, congratulations on the movies, man.
We got a movie coming out.
We're working on one.
I'm going to put you in it.
A show.
You're going to have to do something.
What?
You're really going to have to act.
I can do that.
Does he be acting?
No, I'm saying.
He really gonna have to be on his life, his power shit.
We're gonna do rehearsal and everything.
Some Tarek the freak type shit.
Huh?
Tariq the freak.
No, it ain't gonna be nothing like that.
Tariq the freak.
You might be a pastor in this shit, man.
Hallelujah!
Yeah.
You're stealing from the church, though.
Yeah.
With a heart of gold.
You're gonna pick up.
You're gonna pick up.
What Rudy left off?
Nah, man, but we appreciate you coming through here.
We got on what?
We got on 35 South Shore.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Oh, I love.
Hey!
Okay.
Whole outfit.
A little snack bag.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
See?
That shit in there.
Play.
Yeah, man.
You know how you represent this.
It's medium.
It's medium.
You all know what type?
I think so.
What the game?
You got it right.
If not, we made sure to get it right.
He ain't got it on him.
Small.
God damn.
You need more than that?
Me neither.
They run big.
They do?
I think.
I think.
Yeah, it looks like it's the same size you guys.
Yeah, a little big right now.
That's what old people love us.
Hey, they run big now.
You don't need no exit.
You got a little weed on now.
Yeah, we'll be this all right.
It's good.
Put weed on.
Smoke you smoke.
What's an 85.
South Show starter kit.
I appreciate you.
To get you a meeting, we'll get you.
Come on, bro.
But you know, this your first time through here
don't let it be your last man.
85 South Show Mitch MacBee.
We don't.
Appreciate you.
We out.
It's beer.
Hey, hugs.
Ah!
All right.
That's a Uzi.
I'm scared y'all.
You ain't scared us.
Stay right there.
Let's take you.
More hugs, less drugs.
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