The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - MIDGET MAC in the Trap | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

Host, actor, and rapper MIDGET MAC sits down with Karlous Miller, Clayton English and Moneybag Mafia in the Trap! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website:... www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:15 You're going dirty. Right. All right. All right. Logis is that bitch recording. I don't want to have to call Mac next week. It's like, hey, man, come back and wear your same outfit. You got to shoot the pickup.
Starting point is 00:03:38 You got to do your action scenes now. A nigga hard-headed. No way I'm supposed to be eating no chicken with bone in and with them breaking. What's on there, babe? When he got some braces off, me? Oh, your birthday came for me. Brits. He took them off himself.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I ain't know that niggins. I got the fake feeling of that chest. I got to get your breath on that thing about three months ago. God damn. My man, fuck. I got to stop smoking this shit. I didn't see me so many times, standing there. Clayton on the niggas looking at the nigger mouth.
Starting point is 00:04:15 That nigg, see when you get your braces off. His braces is been on. He'll tell the nigg. He'll tell the nigg. He'll tell the nigg. He'll tell the nigg. You're nip dry. Say, hey, nigg, you're braced.
Starting point is 00:04:25 You need little comment. You that type. They need a little combat. No. We know this nigga just grabbed your carman. He grabbed any car makes laying around, trying to put it on his lip. That's the only if he got some carpet.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Did you not? You did. I thought it for sure. It's still what happened. I seen the nigga put some strawberry and cream little glossed on one time. I ain't said shit until then. I see the nigga poppy little.
Starting point is 00:04:49 I see any nigga pop they took that they put it on. He pop them. Yeah, you mopping. Yeah, you mopping. And they got the shit on. And they got all the beats. Play that shit then, clap. I told that one earlier.
Starting point is 00:05:08 That nigga got the beats, what? And they got R&B. All kind of shit. This is the part of what a nigga be talking. Yeah. I used to fuck with your home, girl. But she was never you. You're you too.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Yeah. I want to fuck both of y'all. Yes indeed. I said I want to fuck both of y'all, babe. Not one, not two, but both of you. When you find out your pastor used to make music, this be the beat he'd be on. That's what I was caught up in the world. I was caught up in the world.
Starting point is 00:06:06 And then the Lord put his hands on me and he led me to salvation. He got on that shit. It is going to be on that new magic Mac album. Never lie. You saw the switch up. We might have to get pain on this. Mm-hmm. Right.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Remember he said, don't bring him no bullshit. Yeah. We got to make sure we got to hit. We take it up here. Yeah, don't bring him no. Yeah, don't bring them no. Nah, nah, nah. I don't think I got nothing for that right there.
Starting point is 00:06:50 I don't think I got nothing for that right there. You know, I don't think I got nothing for that right there. Y'all, I didn't see him pass on some shit. Yeah, I don't think I got nothing for that right there. I mean, it's cool for you. You. Y'all see LL Kudjay dropped the new album. to do album. You know Will Smith
Starting point is 00:07:18 and a drop one. What? How the fuck would I know that? How do you know that? The word on curvy. Word on the curb. I said, on the way it's going to be thought, he got to talk about when he slapped quid rock. That's got to be the lead scene. That got to be the lead shit. And he got to have a hard-ass
Starting point is 00:07:34 beat. In fact, that bitch got to slap. Right. That big got a slap. That ain't got to come in that hard, though. I slapped you, niggas. Don't be mad. Yeah. That'll be hard, though. Well, he did a song for the soundtrack for bad boys. 8-0-8 and jaw breaks.
Starting point is 00:07:57 What a hell? He got a sample of himself. Wait just play the clip. Yeah. Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. That slap going to be the hi-hat. What? You better keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
Starting point is 00:08:14 You made a drum get off a slap on the mouth. You can keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. Like that came down. Yike! Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. I did it once, I do it again. I slap you, I probably slap your little friend. I slap the one, I slap a little twin.
Starting point is 00:08:38 I slap your cousin, I can slap a nigga Ken. It's all for that me again. Biggs, shout down people that talk, she was about Stephen May Smith. Ah, stalking, slap, dinger! A couple of guys who were up to no good. Started slapping diggers in my table. When I'm fighting some niggins got scared. What's the white and a niggins niggins.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah, they ain't heard what I said. You better. white name out your fucking love. And I ain't playing about that. You gotta keep my wife name out your fucking mouth. Put the baby on that bitch. I slap a little bit on the same.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Slapping and slapping and slapping these bitch. That nigga would have one called 21. I put 21 on the end of that bit. 21. Oh, wow. Oh, why. That pussy-ass nigger slapped the fuck out. This shit might be hilarious.
Starting point is 00:09:49 That's what he was saying. That's what he was saying. The niggas slapped the fuck at that boy. Then he went to court and he told on that boy. 21. Niggas be scared. That's why the niggas get slapped. 21.
Starting point is 00:10:05 21 and 21. That she's going to go crazy. Put Glorillo on that bit. Manit me, I'll slap a beat, I'll slap a beat, oh. Oh, I got a hole thing with me, I go to be jail, too. I didn't slap the nigger, but a nigger did slap me. Oh, yeah. They slap a nigga to date, but that's why I love tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:10:47 That's why I love tomorrow. That's why I love tomorrow. That's why I said, started slapping niggas in the neighborhood. The re-map. One little comedian, niggas got scared. She said, you can't make another movie until next year. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Gonna be time for another red tape. for another red table talk. They gotta have one after that, they haven't talked about the other shit they might want to talk about, man. Nah, fuck that. It's council. It got canceled, it got to come back.
Starting point is 00:11:22 You can't cancel some shit that you're doing in your base. I know. They're just back independent. It ain't counseling. Red, the table top, sit. They just ain't shot it. With Jada, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:34 He got to diss that whole too. And my brother right there, man. My boy, I don't know. Yeah, y'all. Shalong, I. Back, who the fuck you didn't invite it in him, man? These niggins walked in this bitch like they just didn't approve of what were going on. No, we're gonna shit all this now.
Starting point is 00:11:54 They didn't let the GDs in the door. Back, what you died off with? I had some soldiers with me. Bad, don't you let them niggins extort us. Don't get him shit. I got my pulse in this bit. He walked in like they're gonna start telling us what to do, man. I'm not listening to you, Nick.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Hey, what's the curse words? Man, fuck you. Not trying to listen to. Nick, you don't raise shit up here. This is my daddy's shit. He's just, they want to come around. I'm trying to listen to this. He was in the hall where we smell some marijuana.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Man, this is my... Get the fuck out of it? Y'all ain't disrespecting no women in there, are you? Bro. What the fuck? Back, what did you tied up with, man? These niggins ain't distorting you out of it. When you say your brother, you mean, like, your brother?
Starting point is 00:12:59 Like, y'all same mama. No. Oh, okay. I know. Got that nigga. That nigga came in, like, nigga, you good? Now he walked in like this.
Starting point is 00:13:11 I'll turn this mother out. I got to change my, my comedianade, cashes. Moneybag, Clay. So like that. They can't beat Mafia. Mom's going to Clay. I'm going to come Clay. You're going to do it like, yo, got it.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Your name's going to be Moneybag music group. You remember? Boy. And then it came back like he's scared. He looked like that nigg would be doing them skits. Every time I see him, I think of that niggins would be doing him skits. Which one? What's that nigga name?
Starting point is 00:13:46 He from the DMV. David. Who? Oh, the one that did he do the Baltimore accent? Yeah, that nigger. That nigga from Baltimore? What's that nigger name? The one's talking about Aaron Iron to Iron, Iron.
Starting point is 00:14:02 That niggins or not that nigga? Nick, so I'm going to get the fuck out of here. I got to find that nigga. I'm gonna tell you that nigga name is just... Damn, I thought that nigga name was David or something. I don't know. I finally. Dune or something like that.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Not him. That's a dick of African. You said about Dooley. That nigga got shot. Damn. Oh, he got some of there from Baltimore, y'all. The African nigga. He's a real live Africa.
Starting point is 00:14:31 You see how he tried to sneak the little guy out there. You don't know, he's playing these instruments for real, man. Oh, you're doing it right now? No, he played these, I'm saying, when he was making these beats. Blacks know how to play them shit. I know. I know that. See this nigga with real instruments.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Not just one. What I'm saying? He's put the ass on the air. Oh, gay, that universal black people here? Nah, you're like... Is that time? Is it? I'm asking you.
Starting point is 00:15:14 No, that I don't think it's... That's too lovely for it to be that time. Too loving. Clacks, I know you're in here today, man, so you got to play me some pimp so I can just at least jump this shit off the way it needs to be jumped off. I'm not coming in. I'm a love song, bro. I just refuse.
Starting point is 00:15:30 I'm two streets. You two streets? I'm two streets with it. Streets have roads. You know from Mississippi, we got roads. Ain't a lot of streets. We got some roads, though. It's a lot of roads.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Man, man, country nigga. We got roads. Instead of Mississippi, man. We don't get a damn much. You have a logical assessment. Oh, shit. We need to get married. Let me get shot now, dude.
Starting point is 00:15:59 They're gonna switch it. They're gonna switch it up. See, booty shaking everything. This song got hell. You see baby right there, right? No, can't stop. She'd better start clown dancing. You got served.
Starting point is 00:16:19 You got served. I need the whole dungeon family on this one. Your family on this one ahead. Cujo going first, then Timo. Come on. Then I'm a slag. I'm always for that. I'm a slag.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Big boy in the next. You can't really go wrong. You can't go wrong. Starting off with Cujo or anchoring with Coochard. I feel like Gip going to have two verses on Hino. They're going to do two eights. I give Big Gip two eights on this one. What a Celo?
Starting point is 00:16:50 Two separate 16. Seelow is going to sing a 12. He decided to sing on this one. You know what I want? I want one of them old Silo where he just wrap his ass on and they just let him go at the end. But let him do the song. The song is so hard, you don't even know.
Starting point is 00:17:09 We got Andre 2000 at the end. He got five trackbacker, check bag, bag. And he's going to do $50. He got a 502 that he's going to rap about this girl. He liked in third grade and it's going to be the hottest shit. We didn't heard. But it's going to be on the flute. Come on.
Starting point is 00:17:26 He can do what the fuck you want to do him in there. And that be the thing. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna do this. Man, shay, ma'ha, she ain't. Yeah, why? Old niggas been sitting on the front porch since 1867. A lot of black people don't die, dog.
Starting point is 00:17:48 But a lot of them ain't going to heaven. Listen to me. See, when we was in the fourth grade, we used to eat school lunch. There's what nobody mama paid. Sister, and the government been giving niggins nothing for Christmas except peppermints. Damn.
Starting point is 00:18:05 And they did dad and dabbley for the bad inside a lady. Marri-chid, right-chae. What's wrong with you all, man? Timo come in all extra-sighted. When a man love of one man he grabbed my breath. That's a freaky shit, bro.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Nobody ever says breasts. Breast is freaky as hell. I feel like breasts is only used to describe when the niggins being a pervert. I caught him looking at my face. You didn't know him to say my tis. He's looking at my tithes. Well, you had them out.
Starting point is 00:18:56 But if he was looking at your breath, you are you motherfuckers! He put it empathy in. He climbed the tree and has his knuckles. When you see some breasts, you weren't supposed to see him. I turned around and he was looking at my breasts. Journey, let me get a diet. Nobody says breasts. Yeah, you know, she's a nice girl.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Got a fat booty on her. Some nice breasts. It actually sound better, really. Breast implies. Even women who buy breasts, they don't never call them breasts. I'm going to get some tities. They don't never say, well, I'm going to get my breast enhanced. Well, tithies, once they enhance, they titties.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Oh. They go for breasts to tities immediately once the enhancement happens. They do stop doing that shit. Titties, I feel like titty's a nipple always hard. Oh, Tiddy. Think about how many tits you sucked on and you thought you were doing something bitch did not feel that shit at all
Starting point is 00:20:00 I'm gonna start asking at that point can you get your titty work? One of them always gonna be laugh I understand when they get them done both of them bitch be dead now drop dead friend because they had to take a level off
Starting point is 00:20:11 and put it back off and drop dead friend bro they get another way where they stay up yeah no feeling I knew a girl was some fake breasts that was her spot all you had to do is flip a little like the PlayStation shit
Starting point is 00:20:21 she lied to you that's hilarious She lied to you. Hit the PlayStation Knob, nil. She lied. Yeah, they used the hit stick. You used the whole thump. Bidches in that morning on it darn well, they don't feel nothing.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Breast. All right, I like that one. But when you said, see, I'm how I meant to tell you this. When you said something, what you say, you could, something about when you could feel that. the titties or something? Or you said, I feel like anything you said after that referring to breasts. Yeah. I feel like and then the subject is breast. Yeah. For some reason I just saw a hand moving slowly towards some breasts. They was covered because if they was out, they would
Starting point is 00:21:12 have been titties. But if they fully covered their breasts. Okay. Yeah. Right. Because every titty is a breast, but every breast isn't a teddy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hamburger. I don't get motivated I like ass I don't give a damn about I'm an ant man I'm an man I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:21:32 Hold up you just put a fucked up visual in my hair Ant titties I'm gonna give a damn I'm gonna get that boomerang There you go Huh
Starting point is 00:21:39 Yeah Now you're talking about language Yeah Yeah You a damn bitch been over Yeah I gotta have a little Cbooshier
Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah You don't want to got them They got to have a little Cbooshier Oh You know what I'm saying She got to be at least To something to do something
Starting point is 00:21:52 Yeah She could be for something if she knows something. Yeah. Now, you know, as a titty lover, I'm gonna, I'm a titty lover. Yeah, I am. So I'm gonna just go ahead and put it out there.
Starting point is 00:22:02 I didn't let a few soggy bottom slap. I have. I didn't, I've been totally disregarded more than one occasionally. I ain't going to. Nick's that, who am I? But I know who I. But in that moment. But what you're saying is the same thing.
Starting point is 00:22:20 But the tithers was so nice. I just, I let everything. She got everything else passed. So a bitch got tithies and low ass you still fucking win. I did. A lot of times that's the cost for the titties. You got that ass? Big-ass titties.
Starting point is 00:22:34 That worked. It ain't going to have no ass. Hope for it work. It's going to be the best you can hope for is a little ass on it. A little ass on some big tities is all you kidding. All that an ass get a little bigger bit over, though. No. Some of that shit gets sharp.
Starting point is 00:22:51 You got the elbow This shit turned to the right ankle, big Big got that out of toothed A cute booted bitch It's been booted perpendicular I've seen it I know who I am, Mac
Starting point is 00:23:12 I don't let a few things like But you said you said I did some things I could tell you boys about Big Misses Hello how Fourth quarter. How? What do you do with the picture?
Starting point is 00:23:24 But you're saying you like, you'll take the ad. Billet ass over. I stand up and I dance. Oh, shit. Huh? He danced in the push. Yeah. Ain't on the knee.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Like, Bobby Spur. Ain't on the knee because the dick ain't going that high. Hey, hey. Talk that. Don't that. Then I'm standing. So you standing on the bed? Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Yes, sir. On the bed. I see what you. Stay on the bed. You see what you said. Dancing. I was trying to, I was trying to see how it works. I would like, do they, do they, do they get out?
Starting point is 00:24:00 See he good? Maybe on the floor sometimes, but, you know? Real hoarse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he did you get down on the floor. He played that music. And then David Banner, bop, bop, bong, bong, bong. Real shit, I told him to get on the floor.
Starting point is 00:24:20 I said, get your ass on the flow. You don't hit, you know, what? I had an experiment. Y'all be having a little sessions, don't you? No, I know, that's the first session. That's the first second. I had to do it. I'm talking about the little people community.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Yeah, I'm like, y'all have a get-together. No what I'm saying, I've never been to one. Oh, okay. But they do have them? I want to go to one. They have them. I'm fucking all. I, you, bro, I'm surprised you ain't been.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Yeah, I'm going. I thought they would have to add you over five. Hold on. I am. I am. So when you get to. Where you get the little woman from? No, I'm trying to figure it.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I was out of town. I'm saying they ain't falling on the sky, man. They ain't got no app for this shit or something. I want to. I want one. You want the app called. This was so goddamn thick. What's the app card?
Starting point is 00:25:03 I told that bitch, been over. Go what? Yeah, that puts it for the back. 58 seconds. Got what? Bang! Buss. Huh?
Starting point is 00:25:11 Bust a ride. Don't you ever do that? You ever do that? Yeah, get up out of that, man. Back up. You ever have to leave a pussy? Start do something. Hey, hey.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Hey, bitching me so tight. You're trying to back out that thing? And Nick won't come out. Oh, God. I'm trying to tell you. That'll be tight. All right, try it. Don't.
Starting point is 00:25:29 You don't know. You ain't. You ain't. You had one? You had one? Yeah. Listen, I'm beat. Hold on, but listen.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Let me tell you something. She got mad because I call her a midget. Oh, yeah. I don't like that shit. That's why I call him black man a nigger. Oh. Yeah. But that's your name.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Yeah, I'm telling you. I'm telling you mad. I don't want to call you a Mac. Mac. Like, I was like, I always wanted to fucking bitch. But that's my name. She went crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:56 She was like, I'm a little person. I was like. Nick, I went on a morin. I said, yeah, yeah, baby. Missy Mac. She said, why would you call yourself that? What? I said, this is my name, baby.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I'm like, she's getting out of control, bro. She's getting out of control these days. What was her name? Big Tracy? No, she's like a fake-ass gaga. You can't call a spade the spade. Oh, so they, you could be catching a hell about that? Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:19 They don't want, okay See, I ain't know that they didn't look at it like that. But they be on you, that's crazy I fucked it up I fucked that little pussy up I'm saying I'm saying, I didn't get to do it I'm saying I'm putting it
Starting point is 00:26:30 Wait, wait, man, hold on Hey, bitch out here in Atlanta I want so bad Shit, a little red one No, I'm just I don't know what the name, a little red one Yeah, what the fuck they be here, they be at, they be where they are
Starting point is 00:26:41 They be, they be, I don't know, Okay, come on the kids, They're not gonna say, they're not fucking They be where they at I didn't see four my whole life. Wait a minute. He said he only seen four. My whole life.
Starting point is 00:26:53 We got to use this platform. You only seen four? Yes, yes, bro. In real life? In real life. Yeah. Black women. No.
Starting point is 00:27:02 You just midget females. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you didn't see them. They got them online, I'm sure. No, they got them online. They're chunkin. They're behind. They're behind.
Starting point is 00:27:11 What are they behind this? In the tree. Anywhere. Yeah. Suitcase. So you don't be on them like that either? I tried to eat. You gotta be a Facebook group or something.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Tell me about it. No, because I was up. You were in a bitch, I don't know about to do you. Hold on, actually. You don't have a fucking. You come to a bit howl like me, you know, the whole time. He said you're on the scene four. We had one at the show in LA.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Ah. This is my house. How many have you seen though? How many have you seen though? In your life, women. Women? Yeah. Because I went, I said I did the show,
Starting point is 00:27:55 little women another girl. Oh, that's why. Yeah, I said, I was running to plug in. Bro. You just that. You know, y'all said, don't get me, though. When you said, don't you, don't you,
Starting point is 00:28:07 let me, get about my new car. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I like that motherfucker. That's crazy. That man, that's crazy. Hey, man, welcome back to an 85 South Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Yeah. You had a very special guest in the house with us. I don't need to know if this nigga a guest. This is really like my third cousin. For real. That's what I'm. But he in here with us today. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:28:32 You love him. Come on. None other than Magic Mac. Come on. Yeah. Ah? Uh. Take you a drink.
Starting point is 00:28:41 I'm not telling you to come on here and talk some shit. You know the coldest shit talk is that I know. Every time I see, you do. doing what you're doing. You got a little red cup and you're talking shit. Yes, sir. Why it takes so long to get here? You just call me, brother? I know.
Starting point is 00:28:57 No, but you're on tour and shit now. Yeah, but I came back. You said, Nick, I need you. I said, hey, I'm beat up. How's everything been? First and four months. That's great, brother. Everything great. Now, you didn't came in here. You got everybody in deep thought now. Everybody trying to figure out where these little women there
Starting point is 00:29:11 with these tight cooches. Everybody won't. As soon as you said that, I'll see anybody. No, you don't know. I don't know. No. No what? They who don't be, come on. That's like the rich nigger fucking with the broke bitches. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:29:27 Leave, they who they phone. No, they're not. They're who they phone. They like regular niggily. No, they can, but they're who they fault. You can't go looking for. No, no, no, I'll tell you some real shit. A midget bitch.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I can't say that shit. They can't say it. Start over. A little person in, a little person in Jasper, my city. I want to strip. Oh, shaking ass, drop a cash. Huh? Wanted to a step to her.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Like, what's up going on? Trying to hit up. This is, I don't even fuck with tall, nigga. I said, what? It's this tall. The nerd. The nerve. The nerve.
Starting point is 00:29:59 The odd ass. What shit? I don't like those shit like that. You need to hit her for me tonight. I'm still on the bed, too. I think I know the one he's talking about. A little bad one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:12 On the silly thing? A little long. What? What? I ain't want a bad name, well, you're a bad motherfucker. You've been searching tonight. That's that one in Jacksonville. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Yeah. The one in the car. She's not. She's a dog. Yeah. Okay. I told I was going to the day. Boy, this, boy, did you pay for a little
Starting point is 00:30:33 ones? Like you see the little things. Like you see the little. She had the only fans, would you pay for it? To my little, little woman? Yeah. Half off. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that out loud.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I didn't mean to say it out loud. I think the same thing. We said it first. But then the person's regular. I just want to do everyday activities because it's convenient. You know how you can get head while you drive. Like you can fuck with a little person, I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Oh, yeah. All the type of tricks. Yeah, why would you need to be doing on it? What are you going on? What are you doing? Who the fuck that is knocking up a dude? So you and this bitch just rolling around like some marsupials. You know, this bitch is a koala man on you.
Starting point is 00:31:26 It's a spinal, my, bitch. They're on here. They had to look in here, that hey. Nope, this is right here, nigga. Yeah. See, that's why you're getting attached to him. Put some straps on, you know, to make it look like I'm wearing a bookback. I'm sure they got, you imagine you talk to the club.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Niggas just walk up to it, pick up and walk the fuck off. Jealous X. Yeah, how you... What the fuck? I don't think they'd be going, though. Who? I'm just saying, I think little people probably just their perspective probably. Like, it ain't no easy win.
Starting point is 00:32:03 You got to work for that shit. Yeah. Now, my bitch, it's rude. I tell you that much. The one like me, too, you get rejected one time. Now, they're rude. That nigga hurt. Let that hurt go
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Starting point is 00:32:41 It don't matter what you like The Dayton game Fucked up Whatever you like It didn't, you know how they go on Shark Tank and they be over-evaluating the company. That's how women are now. Everybody over-evaluate.
Starting point is 00:32:53 You got to get your ass in trouble. Now you've got to explain that. Everybody over-evaluating. They come in. They act way more. They're acting like they worth this, but you're like, hey, your sales. Your sales, but, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:05 You were the negative, baby. How much did you make this year? Right. And how much did you spend? That's when motherfuckers get to explain the shit. Well, you know, we had a lot of overhead. I mean, COVID. COVID turned up.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Bitch that were four years ago. Well, we were on pace. We got jammed up at the manufacturer and they couldn't get it through customs. So we lost a bunch of shit. Man. Explanation. It's crazy.
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Starting point is 00:37:41 at tear the paper sealing.org brought to you by opportunity at work in the ad council but they're saying the same thing on the other side what we over-evaluate they're saying that niggas just they don't have no value out of shit damn so we under-evaluate
Starting point is 00:37:59 we don't even have an evaluation they pretty much gave it all us the same number That's a real shit Based on some shit That a nigga might have done This ain't even factual That niggas actually did all this Because we all grown in
Starting point is 00:38:14 We all have met some women Who swore they done so much for a nigga But then They did shit Then after a nigga you gotta keep in mind Women get their self credit For some shit that they like barely did Like you come home coughing
Starting point is 00:38:30 She gives you some soup And two cough drops And she swears she saved your life. She'll nurture. But she adds steps to it, too. So, girl, you know he was sick. So I had to wake up. And you know how they did get when they sick.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Make him some tea. Mind you, make him some soup. Get him some night. Bitch, that's one thing. You went and got the shit needed and brought it back, bitch. You're trying to individualize everything. And she come in tired. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:39:03 I hope you like the suit. Bitch, he damn out of cane. I have a get a suit. Open the can, put it in a bowl, warm it up, grab a spoon, walking back to him, get some crack, bring the camphos out. Get on the water. Damn.
Starting point is 00:39:25 They're going to add all those steps in, bro. You didn't do that much. Thank you, but you didn't do that much. Man, man. The thing. I just gotta work, bitch. So did I. They gonna get on your ass.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Mm-mm. I don't understand why they don't understand that it ain't. When the niggins say, bitch, I'm not talking about all of them. It's like 11 people that the nigger really be knowing that's a real live bitch. Because if you know more than that, I'm talking about like evil bitches. Yeah, something wrong. Like these ain't, like they don't get. Them ain't even who we're talking to.
Starting point is 00:40:05 We're talking to the most evil ones when the niggins save the word bitch. For sure. The ones who like, I burn your car. Repeat offenders. Yeah, people who stab people. These ain't just regular women. Those are bitches.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Oh, damn. Those bitch is crazy. I'm talking about the violent ones. Yeah. The ones who be fighting and shit. The different between bitches and women. Let me clarify that. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I love the women. I love the women. The bitches. The bitch is crazy. Sometimes you end up dealing with them and you don't know until they bring that shit out. He'd be like, oh, you ain't regular. You want them. You want them be worrier.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Niggins see a true form. They'll tell you who they are. The bitch like me. Oh, you're one of them? Because I'm not the type of bitch that a-oh, oh, shit. You got a bitch fucked up. I'm a bad bitch. You look at your face like she turned into a wearable.
Starting point is 00:41:06 When they say they're a bad bitch, that mean they're the worst kind. They are the worst can. I want to say, I ain't like the mother bitches. This is the main way. I ain't like the mother bitch who fuck with it. Because the bitch can do some shit like, make some shit that you all did together seem crazy as fuck.
Starting point is 00:41:22 You would be scrolling on like social media and then he'd be like, yeah, we fuck wrong. Yeah. All that. None of it. First night, so what? A bitch slipped up. He was talking good.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Yeah, Ferdnight. You're like, are this supposed to be embarrassing? Yeah, he didn't do what he's supposed to do. Yeah, he ain't a bunch. I'm trying to, same niggas. No, you're trying to same niggins. What did you call him? Yeah, he, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, motherfucker, you're mad.
Starting point is 00:41:52 Yeah, he, yeah, yeah, motherfuckeracca sat there. Yeah, he ain't a bitch, was, is this supposed to be embarrassing me? Yeah. When you find out, when she find out, you, when she found out, you don't want to be with her, then she takes your new bitch. Yeah, he ate my ass. That was one time on your birthday. Don't try to make it seem like I was just eating ass every day.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Right, like a nigga put it. She knows what type of nigger I have. See, why you can't eat ass too fast. So you're like, you're normally eat ass. You can use that. Yeah, yeah. Now, you got cheap bullshit. Come on, now.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Right. Yeah. Come on. I saw what shit will be like, find a condom. I'd be like, come on, baby. I just be wearing them. No, she's like, you know, damn will. Whenever it ran for a condom on, if that's so bad.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Whenever you're not around, it's to protect this dick for you. I tie my dick up. Every time I'm like a wave cap. Don't you like how smooth? Every time we're leaving. Time my dick up. Don't you like a smooth dick up?
Starting point is 00:43:02 How? man that would be like that's crazy bro what do you think like if your shit was detachable though i would oh shit my girl come you're it's possible me bro i wasn't even about to play along with your improv because I would have to start screw. You walk out to be worse than getting shot. You walk out the piece of shot, you get hit with four digs. I get it!
Starting point is 00:43:42 Yeah, right. That would be proud, if you'd be playing too much. Don't you dick to me, it's gone forever. You're not getting this motherfucker back. Hey, man, it's going to play. No. You got to go to your homeboy and shit, man. Look, man, look.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Hey. Man, my girl got my shit to do this day. I bring the motherfucker back, you know, last time I had a little dude on it, but you know, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know. You're a terrible nigger, you're a barred nigga shit. I don't like how you, I don't like his example. Listen, I know how to have a little duttle on that time. You know, shit got wild. We was on X.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Oh, man. Where did you get that verse? Hell no. Because you could never fuck after that. Everything would be weird. As soon as she get down the sucker. Who dick is this? Girl, this is my dick.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Stop playing. You sure? Girl, this is the dick I was born with. You want to see the serial number? I'm stupid. That's horrible. Oh, man. Only way that works if your dick got a mind of its own.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Like, you can't take it off. It's got to hop off. Hey, man, look, you just fuck anything now, bro. I'm out of here You get caught You got your girl I got your shit for sick I'm out of here
Starting point is 00:45:02 You wouldn't even want to go outside bro Why would you get your girl Your dick though Because if you get caught cheap You know what I'm saying Like that's your punishment You in a dog house
Starting point is 00:45:11 She got to keep your shit Oh hell no I ain't put my digging no freezer She got in a little box With a little combination code on You all right Watching Trying to see her put the cold in
Starting point is 00:45:19 Did it? Did it happen to you? Doesn't it happen to you? Hell no Fuck yeah She opened that box And there's more than one dick in there. You're going to, no, you're going to have some questions.
Starting point is 00:45:31 She's fishing through him and shit, no. I don't know where I put your shit. I don't hear it for myself, dude. I call you back. No, fuck you're not. I mean, that's it, now. I would never take my shit off. I'm not getting money.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Hell no. Fuck. That's it. Hell no. Nica be saying booboo-traps and shit, like with the fish and rod. With the dick ride of a cold. No, because the longer you leave your shit off, you're going to turn it to a bitch.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Damn. If your shit go off longer. Once it comes off. It's off. Damn. Niggas start getting all in this business and shit. As soon as you get into it with a, then you must have had your dick on, bro.
Starting point is 00:46:14 You were him crying by some peat my dick on me. I keep my dick on me. Who is my dick on this? Who ain't got in this? Who are you in this? You, don't tell me, I keep my shit fucking, niggil. That's how these things be talking about guns nowadays, though. Got that dick on me.
Starting point is 00:46:41 That's a personal problem for you, young man. Fuck that. Rap this thing got two. Man, we just didn't got old, nink. Have we? I told young nigga. No, there's always been dumb shit. I think shit, I think two days can be.
Starting point is 00:46:57 true. I think niggas, he is older, but also dumb shit is dumb shit. And I feel like we ain't never really make excuses for the dumb shit. We just accepted it. It was dumb. It was cool. These motherfogers they got to give you a reason why. That's what it feel like to me. I don't know. I don't know. My old nigga. It's going to stay in my own lane.
Starting point is 00:47:21 They got a few old niggas that's out here making music for old niggins. They're going to listen to them. Who make old niggins? Drop, you just said that Will Smith from drop. Who? Will Smith from drop. Will Smith? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:47:34 You old nigga don't drop. Was that even on here, don't say? I only buy it if he go by his old rap. He got to be the fresh print. If it's not the... I wouldn't buy no Will Smith album. I buy it for...
Starting point is 00:47:49 You bought it. You bought it. No, the fuck I didn't. You bought it. No, the fuck I didn't. You, nigger, Willinium? If you don't shit. Get the fuck not.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I don't even know that. You thought, yeah, nigga. He's trying to blame that on me because that's his own boy. You say, you were singing me in the black, nigga. You were a lot. Nick, I went to Taco Bell
Starting point is 00:48:09 that someone and got that combo. That's as far as that went. Okay. And you wasn't in there and they wasn't playing that bitch. Yeah, look at. I wasn't playing it. Yeah, but you were singing along
Starting point is 00:48:22 and you was not in your motherfucker head. At that time, it's all right. How are you? going to accuse me of such. Because I know. You homeboys with them. That's what that is.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Okay, I say the same shit. You were listening to- Oh, no, no, no, no, wait, stop, stop, stop. Look, I'm offended it. I do that with anybody. I do that with anybody. You used to listen to Shaq music. You're right.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Now, I take that one. Yeah. You see? What I'm talking about? Yeah. So I know. You still listen to Jaru. Dang.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Everybody's thing, yay. You got to go back to the Jaroos discovered. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't. That thing you tried to make a scene like the- Tyroo was wrong. That's what I'm saying. That he got a hit.
Starting point is 00:49:09 That thing got a hit. Now, Shaq, I don't know. No, he had the one. I got the hand that to rock the cradle. That's because. You remember that? See? Most of you, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I can't listen to Kazam, man. You can't. I ain't ever listen to no Shack. Oh, no Willinium, no shit. Well, you must don't know. Just the two of us with that crack, though. I ain't going to hold. I'm the first nigga to make a song dedicated to his step band, man.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Oh, no. I ain't going to lie, just the two of us in summertime. Come on now. You really lame to fuck if you don't like summertime. That's fresh print. Yeah, well, I fought fair print. See, that's what I'm saying. Just the two of us.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Carlos' uncle was the nigga that said drums, please, at the beginning of the summertime. Your uncle was the nigga dancing like this. Your auntie was the lady in the sole train line doing this dumb shit. I'm not fucking. But you're not about to act like Shaq ain't go platinum. I ain't right. That's the thing. We listen to all the shit that they played, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:21 I can give a fuck. That shit was jamming at the time. At the time. Especially you a kid. Niggit, it was Orlando Magic, everything. How are you not going to listen to this? Bruchak was so cold when he was playing basketball. He made everybody in the world listen to some niggas.
Starting point is 00:50:38 We ain't never heard of. Name a niggins the group. Name a nigger in the group. These niggins, these niggas, why not a nickel learning or something? What is a boosh knicker? Niggins that want to cuss. They didn't want to cuss Mama said we can't have a cuss word
Starting point is 00:51:00 In our name Even the Asian people's like Fush knickers That shit they catch all in No markets Oh Shout out to Fushnickers Who are they?
Starting point is 00:51:14 This is one man You're gonna be a nigga on Facebook Name Fushnickers Appreciate the shout out of the Asian Fast South show That one has Shaq Fu Shaq Fu Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:51:27 I forgot about Shaq Fu now The video game The fighting game He was on that bed Picking ass Doing karate Yeah He had little
Starting point is 00:51:35 He didn't even No karate bro Yeah he didn't No shoes Pull it Little bit Little bit
Starting point is 00:51:41 This man You just did Everything You'd be rapping In the videos Reality show Come on man OG shit
Starting point is 00:51:51 Appreciate your boy. Yeah. He was on that shit, man. You gotta get your flowers. And that shit really farmed off a lot of this shit, man. All that shit came for. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Tell the truth. You was really in love on that show. No, hell no. Tell the truth. I saw how you was looking in her eyes. It was acting, man. He was acting. My baby, I was pregnant at the crib.
Starting point is 00:52:12 True story. Huh? Huh? Huh? See, you can get enough of standing up on that goddamn bed. you fucking me up with that one bro i'm just gonna let you know when you say you're standing up on the bed i couldn't put that shit together but whatever worked for you yeah i gotta mess you up shit i feel you you gotta get in where you fit in and if that's where you
Starting point is 00:52:36 fit in be right though only way on the knees ain't going down you know you'll be hitting air You didn't have been up under the pussy. No, hell, no. He'll always be up in the pussy. Oh. Hmm? Sometimes I just lay up under that motherfucker. I mean?
Starting point is 00:52:59 It made me feel like the food that be sitting under the light at the fast food place before the order go out. Just put a little pussy heat on my body. I started on my forehead. Oh. Open my sinuses up. You're wild brother. What kind of miss, man?
Starting point is 00:53:16 Then I put a little pussy right here. middle of my chest. A little soap. Yeah, let it soak. Mm-hmm. I didn't have pussy on both thighs. Two pussies on each knee like I played in the NBA. Damn.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Pussy all on machine. I didn't have pussy all over. 97% of my body. That's how I get. I didn't have a pussy right here on the back of my neck. And I just wore it like a scar. Spider pussy. I had both legs wrapped around and I had crossed them.
Starting point is 00:53:48 And I was like a distinguished gentleman. What are you wearing? The ladies and fashion is Poussay around my neck. Poussay. Put in the house, you're pussy. That's how I'm living, though. I ain't mad at you. This is that one day.
Starting point is 00:54:05 I can tell these stories, man, because I'm at my age where I can start telling the stories about my life. I can dig it. You know, but this ain't about me. But it kind of is. How long we've been doing this? You are me? You.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Shit, it's 07. That was your breakthrough year. Yeah. I love New York shit. That's right. Yeah. But, yeah, y'all don't know. I was on I love money too, but I added the don't get kicked off the first episode.
Starting point is 00:54:44 We can't have all that. Hold on all. I love money. Yeah, I was on that bitch, right. That was the, that was the, that. challenges yeah what happened what happened you slap somebody no they had some shit don't know um got to put on speedos for a competition to do something like put some some some money in these draws or something they ain't doing it the equipment is equipment everywhere
Starting point is 00:55:01 I said I ain't doing that shit right and then after that I got on that drunk shit drink it drink drink it drink it drink it I'm a bunch of fools of women and changed it up women I thought hoops was talking that shit I about hoops was talking that shit out of everybody She won that shit at end, too. I felt like a dumb ass. Anyway, cussed the ass out. Cussed out. What?
Starting point is 00:55:25 Cahooops out. What? Oh, you differ. Cuss the ass out. Quick. What's say to him? What'd you say? So, okay, so what you say?
Starting point is 00:55:35 So they was going to let you stay for not putting those draws. Yeah, but when I went flat shit crazy. You're right. This nigga got to go tonight. Hey, man, that had way good, bro. You stood on business. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Hey, a nigga, what? You ain't put me in no little draw. Yeah. Why is this the thing? I was like, I don't know the all type of competitions and all I'm going to do jumping and swimming. I can't sweat. So I don't anybody but I want to win the bitch.
Starting point is 00:55:57 I ain't about to go up with a biz ain't. Huh? Oh, I don't blame. The fuck this and fuck you. Oh, shit. I don't blame. I wouldn't put no little draws on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:07 I'd have put them draws on. He'd have brought his own. You're the dog, motherfucker. He's a different type of name. Yeah, that's a different way. It's a lot. You don't put the things on. Yeah, you're looking at the glad half-empt instead of half-full.
Starting point is 00:56:20 That was wronged. I thought you had changed and got your morals up. You was out here. Sletting yourself out. I was having out of all type of drugs. Where the drugs is there? Somebody said little droves? He's a little droves?
Starting point is 00:56:40 Yeah, he still got, he still got them on. I told him he can change, but he won't. That niggas still want to put them on. Yeah. You can get dressed now. No, I'm good. No, I'm great. I'm comfortable now.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Wind blowing? I feel like it could be myself. Three episodes later, he still got them drawn. It's the same pair. We got to find something that's going to make him. He agrees with Eric got that. He really likes this girl. He'll do whatever.
Starting point is 00:57:17 That's cold. Well, who's a five, man. Yeah, that's a five. I apologize to you a five years later, though. Yes, sir. I seen how to slurry basketball, that's a baby. I was drunk. I was fucked up.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Yeah, that's shit to do with you. She accepted it? Hell yeah. That's love, man. That's love. At least you know how to write your wrong. Yeah. I fucked up.
Starting point is 00:57:36 You should have came in wearing them draws. She wouldn't accept the apology then. You wouldn't mean that shit. You think everything to tell you. I'm back. You didn't have to say you, sorry, just walked in like this. Yeah. We're talking shit for this thing, man.
Starting point is 00:58:10 Oh, man. I didn't think anybody that ever done for me. This shit won't know. It's funny as hell. I'm glad you didn't do that. Be too old at home. She wouldn't accept that that apology if that was the case. You did the right there.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Like, fuck you, niggie. You put on them, you put on draws and you cuss me out. Take your ass off. Every time you see you on some bullshit. Yeah, like, you're in draws. Pannies. Damn. I ain't gonna like that.
Starting point is 00:58:40 I can go back home. I know a nigga's gonna clown me. All that shit I talk. No, no, no. And they got some slabs back there, bro. He do. Man, how did the tour going? They're going great.
Starting point is 00:58:57 I know you've been keeping the crowd entertained this shit with your antics and shit like that, man. Sure. The Wisconsin tour. Yeah. What's the last spot? Y'all just hit? Shit, last spot was, uh, was it Virginia?
Starting point is 00:59:15 You know what I'm saying? The last spot? Okay. We're in the Jersey, um, tomorrow. Oh, y'all moving. Yeah. We gotta catch one of them shows, man. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:29 We got one in the A. When? When? Oh, shit. Am I gonna be here? Yeah, we're in that, mom. You all in? What is that Sunday?
Starting point is 00:59:39 I think that is a Sunday. If it's a Sunday, I might be in town. I need to go, yeah. For sure. On the slide, too. Yeah. I've been to be lit. I feel like you got to bring something.
Starting point is 00:59:47 something if you go, like a wedding cake. That's that DET weekend. You got to bring something. As long as I can get it from Publix, whatever. Yeah, you got to bring some. You can't just show up empty-handed. I'll show up with some shit. Ligger I got a cake.
Starting point is 01:00:01 What? I don't know. Man, just burning cake. A card. $10? Show it with a bunch of deli meat. I want some sandwiches. Borset or Publix?
Starting point is 01:00:14 Boy's head. Only the good shit. Yeah. Not even knowing that Publix and Boy's head is the same shell. Exactly, sir. This is different. This has got a different t-shirt off. No, it's different.
Starting point is 01:00:25 They put some flavor on their boys' hair. They shit more than boys' head. For real? What the fuck, fuck y'all talking about? Meat. Dilly meat. What the fuck? What I look at you like that.
Starting point is 01:00:35 That's shit like that. All this is you were to say? There's a little deal that you don't even know about. You know if you go back and get another loaf of bread and some pop-tarchs, you get these for free. For real? I feel like I'm on supermarket sweep around this shit. I ain't seen no sign of nothing. Why they ain't say it was two for six?
Starting point is 01:00:53 Sometimes they do that and don't eat show you the price. Right? Two for six. Bitch, it's $3 a piece anyway. This ain't no deal. If you get two, that's doing math for you. That's fucked up, though, sometimes when you do the math.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Depending on what time of day, you need some groceries. It's actually cheaper to get them bitches. deliver the time you spend going to get this shit they could just bring it to you and they'd be the same fucking thing that ain't no fun the holes in the groceries though but they're not
Starting point is 01:01:27 who does the hose be delivering groceries no they don't it'd be a weird that nigga pull up to you like it ain't never no bad bitch goddamn delivery though food you need the mood then listen we all know about Wally World come on now I get fresh go to Walmart The Walmart
Starting point is 01:01:44 Look at the business be man It ain't hard to get fresh. They've got to close some Walmarts and George. I said, I'm like, wait, Nick, you know shit fucked up. When they started closing Walmart. They closed a bunch of them. They closed the one on Northside. That shit been fucking closed.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Man, if that don't tell you. That shit. That shit big closed. They let you know. And then the one by the A.U Center, they just opened back up. But that bitch had been closed for the longest. I didn't think they was opening back up.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Walmart got that bread. Walmart don't never close, Nick. They was closed. Walmart like like like, like, like, got damn $12 an roof. I feel like that. Like, I used to walk in there with money. I used to be like,
Starting point is 01:02:19 nigga, I'm just going to buy some shit. Especially as an adult, nigga. You ever just went to Walmart and went fucking crazy? I'm talking about you buying ridiculous shit, barbecue grills and shit like that. I bought a record player. The record player, you put the thing. I bought that the other day.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I think that's everybody low-key goal is to be able to go into what. Like, that used to be my shit. I could go in this bitch. I buy the most expensive shit in this bitch. Whatever I want. That's how much money. I want to get to whatever the fuck I want and that shit won't affect my life.
Starting point is 01:02:50 When you want to buy the most expensive, I wonder what's the most expensive shit. That was the basis for how much I want. You get an important nigger, but when you get to that clothes area, you're going to be like, damn, you're something like pajama pants right now. I don't grab two things. I still get my draw from there, T-shirt. Oh, yeah. Might as well.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Nigger, uh, pajama pant. You know? No matter what you need, bro. You need a cheap little t-shirt. You know you're going to go in there. They might not have exactly what you want. There's a pecker-ta-ta talk, like, $28. I'm too boozy for Walmart draws, though.
Starting point is 01:03:25 I would not put my dick in Walmart drawers ever again. The Haynes? Never, ever again. Hey, man. Walmart, I'm not talking about the brand. I'm just saying. You just wouldn't even buy no draws from Walmart. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 01:03:37 I would always, I would want to Walmart. This didn't go to Target. I got a question. Tarjean. Tarjeet. You can go to Target to get drugs. And what age can we do a man to start wearing them draw draws.
Starting point is 01:03:47 What? I'm not doing that. Let me tell you. I'm not doing that. I bought a pal the other day that I thought was Hanks. I thought they were briefs. What a bitch. This is a draw.
Starting point is 01:03:57 This thing. This thing got a drawled face. Hey. They got a drawler? Let me do a little. I ain't gonna lie to you. Not. Tiley Whitey.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Old man. Big draw. Big draw. The one they get it right. Tidy Whitey. I'm not working on the fucking railroad. I don't. They said you up still.
Starting point is 01:04:16 You got some breaking bad drugs. They got no Walter White draw. I'm not doing that. They got to do that, man. They ain't going like that. They ain't going to go out like that. No. I got a pack on.
Starting point is 01:04:30 I got two left. Those drugs are tied themselves. So they hang in the front. You can see everything. I can't do it. I can't see that. On me, bro. Because then everybody in there who a grown man know that them Walmart draws got a time limit on it.
Starting point is 01:04:51 Okay, so, but they Walmart, but they hanged. No, they don't. They haze, they food of the loom, but they're just from Walmart. So you're saying Walmart get the worst. Now, this is what I learned in my life. Them draws let you know when you're supposed to be that moved on in life. Sometimes them draws are like, you'll be folding your laundry and them draws will look at you and be like, why you still weighing me? You ain't moved up to polo drawers yet.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Hey, man, the polo draw is going to shrink, though. Look at my neck. Oh, yeah, let me do that. I don't even fit you right no more. I bought them for me. That's why you got to get them Walter White drawl. But just try it out, brother. Just try it out.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Get them loose a little bit too so you can bring. They don't feel too much like jail to me. Huh? Now, you fart, it don't get hot. They just get them out. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You're gonna get a little bubble in the day.
Starting point is 01:05:45 No. Fuck, man. Rich, I won man. Rich, I went mad. I'm like, he ain't fucking comfortable. No, I couldn't see myself living like that, man. I am. You're gonna fuck comfortable.
Starting point is 01:05:59 No. All right. Hey. Hey. You too well, man. A more comfortable guy. Hey. You do well.
Starting point is 01:06:12 Whatever it is you need to do to enjoy life to the folks. But for me, I have set a different standard. So you mean, Terry, you're going to be 80 years old wearing brief. You ain't going to go get you no draw? No. I might be wearing a Louis diaper by then. Now, I might have, I might be wearing some Walmart diapers or something there. Some Sam's Choice Pampers.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Because I'm going to get to a point in my life where I'm going to, I might just shit just out of the protest. 80 years old. Man, you shit on yourself. Get up, my house. I shit where I want to. Don't do that, bro. Don't do that.
Starting point is 01:06:57 You got to flex with it. You gotta have a nigga break a toilet to you. Bring me my diapers and my wife. I got it, I got it! I got it! Bring me to anything that's going to say baby a pat. Bring me to Johnson Johnson. Bring me to the baby pound.
Starting point is 01:07:26 Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people. around you. On Pretty Private, we'll explore the untold experiences of women of color who faced it all, childhood trauma, addiction, abuse, incarceration, grief, mental health struggles, and more, and found the shrimp to make it to the other side. My dad was shot and killed in his house. Yes, he was a drug dealer, yes, he was a confidential informant, but he wasn't shot on a street corner, He wasn't shot in the middle of a drug deal. He was shot in his house, unarmed.
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Starting point is 01:11:37 I'm ready going to get up out of here. I get the shit on himself. I'm ready. And I mean you ready. Somebody got to change your pamphly and shit. They got a hold both your lead like a baby. With my hand with your leg crawling like this. They got your leg like that.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Oh, I'll get me up out of here. You got to live. They got a pool. You got to live on a little. No, I'm out of here. The problem is, all the old people jump up from it. Tute your ass up now.
Starting point is 01:12:00 You got to sit up a little bit for them to get up under that. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. Our generation of people gonna be so fucked up, man, we'll get dementia and shit. The shit we're gonna be saying, one minute you're gonna be regular as here. Grandson, I love you, and I'm proud of you. Bitch, I might be.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Is you rolling? I might be. Hundred pounds of midget. I had a hundred pounds of midget, too. I know midget. God bless his soul, I have no mention, man. Whoa! God damn, brother's trying to take me out the game.
Starting point is 01:12:42 Huh? He's still here. This is 40 years when we ate it. Oh, okay. Everybody. We were all on the way out. That's 120. We speak it, hypothetically.
Starting point is 01:12:55 We live old enough to get dementia. Yeah. Who that? Everybody. You were in the hypothetical. You was there. You were still wearing prison throws. I have them draws on.
Starting point is 01:13:09 A little one draws. We have them draw on. So you out here doing your motherfucking thing, bro. You see the type of energy you bring in here. We're just talking about the most random shit. I love the shit. I love the shit. I love it.
Starting point is 01:13:20 You might be good luck. I am. It seemed like it. You don't got to fight with another little person? Ooh, I'm glad you brought it up, boy. I'm glad you brought that up. Bumphing with one. You saw that?
Starting point is 01:13:36 He didn't see it, dude. It was so quick, now. Loss a real shot. I was in a little, I was in a movie recently, ain't dropped yet, so I can't say too much about it, but it's a comedy movie. I mean, the whole thing. He's like, hey, we got a little nigger from our city.
Starting point is 01:13:54 You know what I'm saying? He boxed. You know what I'm saying? So we're going to do a little boxing match for one of the scenes. I said, damn, man. You didn't pay me for that? What that? That's it.
Starting point is 01:14:05 Well, this was real. Y'all only script this shit out of then. No, this shit is real. And I asked the nigga for the fight. I was like, hey, we fighting for like 19, 20 seconds. What are we doing? He's like, no, until the nigga is knocked out. So I heard that.
Starting point is 01:14:20 And I heard, I don't know, don't heard that. I said, this niggas is about to knock me out. Absolutely. I'll let y'all see the movie, but I ain't go out. And you're a real boxer. Wait a minute. I don't even box no for real. But.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Why do you agree to that? Who said? So somebody get knocked out. Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? The dude that booked me. So damn.
Starting point is 01:14:47 And then somebody did they dance? He's like, hey, hey, hey, it's just a movie. So if we see the movie and then this real boxer is beating your ass. Ain't happening. Oh. having it. All right. You better let us know that. If you come on here and say that if we find the movie, they're going to keep
Starting point is 01:15:06 posting the clip of him BD or A. Bitch, Maga, lie, motherfucketting. They got nothing. Look how he got them on the road. Yeah. He punched him for real right here. Look at 06. Well, that's dope, man. Congratulations on your movie. Shit. You're a superstar, my
Starting point is 01:15:24 nigga. You're the man. Is it going to be on? What is it going to be on? You know? Definitely to be. Toobie blowing luck Where are the number one right now? I told my boy the other day I said, well, they got all your new movie They're about to start charging
Starting point is 01:15:37 Yeah Tuba got all type of shit on that bitch Yeah You can see a old cartoon They had one season That came on when you was four All that shit would be the blackest movie That you need on the iPhone
Starting point is 01:15:50 They got the last They got the last dragon on you That's what I'm saying They got some classic shit on that bitch Blockbuster shit Yeah Bruce Leeu That big do not ask
Starting point is 01:16:00 you are you still watching you. We too young. They're going to stay off. That is going to go down moving. That bitch will run. You wake up two days now. That bitch still playing movie, boy. And then they don't wait on your head
Starting point is 01:16:10 to pick no movie. You take too long. They're going to pick that motherfucker. You take your ass in sleep. That way, you wake up to the 10th movie. You feel me? Tube is really a channel. That shit just turned on.
Starting point is 01:16:18 That shit just don't go off. Yeah. Never go on. You're going on with Dr. Doolittle or something. You wake up in a goddamn. Friends of the Files. Tell from the Crip, you're in the head going on.
Starting point is 01:16:26 You know what I like about Tube and movies? they've been straight to the point. The title tell you everything that the movie's about. House school. The nurse that saw the baby on the side of the road. That's a real one. That's a real one. In the streets.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Hot summer. I'm like, this shit directly to the point. Me and my sugar mom. I don't want to be a stripper no more. Part two. Where's part one? Too, but you got some shit on that. I like how you could just put whatever you want to on that.
Starting point is 01:17:03 I pitched the idea to him. I want to see a show about studs who do construction, who remodel houses. What is called? What is it going to be called? Binders. Stud finder. In the wall.
Starting point is 01:17:22 In the wall. It's safe. That way. Stut finder. On the next episode of stud finders. Or women who like women that operate heavy machinery. I, you know, just, I feel like it's a lot of shit out there. But most of the lesbian, I know, working tech.
Starting point is 01:17:43 They know about some computers. So you want to see them type? Looking for your type. My type. There you go. Mm-hmm. Then we can do the uncut version. called megabytes
Starting point is 01:17:59 I'd be thinking of shit you know MTV should do a true life niggas who like be in relationship to have a place to stay that's a documentary that win at Sunday
Starting point is 01:18:19 oh yeah the hobosexual we're going undercover now we're in my girl's house she don't know I'm coming to spend the night I'm going to go in and cook for, rubbed their dick on her booty and see if shit, let me stake them on y'all. Who are these people?
Starting point is 01:18:35 Oh, that my homeboys, they're making a movie by my life. You know you had a nigga that's thawed off real good. Then by the end, he'd be fucked up. Nigg would be living in the park. Been washing my clothes down here, LA Fitness. Go back to the truck stop, man, just seeing who I can. I can meet, man. He's watching the meet.
Starting point is 01:19:06 What time is? Yeah, the nurses get lunch at 11.30, so they usually come in here every day and get something to eat. Maybe I could pull one or two of them see if I can. I get a call back and I said, I need a chart. I have a phone charred. As soon as he's plugged the phone there, I'm over, oh, damn it, she texts me. Oh, guys, we got to get across town. Do y'all mind if I borrowed this van right now?
Starting point is 01:19:32 Calvin took the van and was gone for over two hours. Sorry, y'all. I just need somewhere to sleep. That van had a lot of space. Running on films here, guys. I haven't eaten to there. You haven't eaten? I have an Aiden? I have an Aiden. I'm so hungry. I'm delusional right now. She'd up all night, texting old girl. She blocked my number, but I got on WhatsApp.
Starting point is 01:20:01 That was happening. I'm down to $7, man. I spent $3 on cash app just getting to respond to me. So I've got to come through, man. I got to get the haircut. I need to line up. I'm having to sell some dick this weekend. Just make ends meet.
Starting point is 01:20:21 Make ends meet. Check to check. They got this. Oh, you mean, that's like terrible. Niggin' down bad. Nigel out there's just dick hustling, man. That nigga out there finishing people's beers. Niggins be going through the ashtray smoking roaches and shit.
Starting point is 01:20:44 Shout out to my partner and they came through. So, niggas, steal all the roaches out of the ass tray. They don't really mind because, you know, they've all got jobs, so. I'm sick of this shit. Cut the camera up. Can you not follow me? Give me my roach. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:21:10 It's still good. I'm sorry, baby. How that child, man. Sorry. That shit's sad, bro. Nigger be going through it. Niggins be going through it. That shit too funny, girl.
Starting point is 01:21:36 The motherfucker trying to lay up for a bit. That's all he wants. That's all. Otherwise, I ain't got nowhere to go. That is a sad. I can't believe they told a story, but that's a sad story to have, Women be
Starting point is 01:21:53 Homosexual, too, though. Oh, me. Oh, absolutely. They try to sneak, move in. Yep. Especially the ones don't have nowhere to go. They always fake
Starting point is 01:22:02 like they're going to leave and then stop and start crying into the door. Where am I supposed to go? You're the one leaving? Right. You're not going to stop me?
Starting point is 01:22:12 Bitch, I'm going to lock the dog. Your options is going to stop you. It's cold in him. You're going to hang that cover. You fuck. three days bare minimum I don't do this
Starting point is 01:22:26 bitch yes you do you do I can tell you're trying to do too much living I hate when I get too comfortable like her first night you too comfortable you can tell about what a bitch what's the right amount of comfort
Starting point is 01:22:39 no too much living bitch you're trying to catch up on your show on cable bitch trying to wash clothes this bitch charging her phone from zero you know Bill Diggins is eating up everything. She can't believe
Starting point is 01:22:53 snacks in the house, bitch. You're evil, man. It smelled good, man. It's smell good, man. Bishie, you got a chart? You got a charger what your Wi-Fi is? Yeah. You got Wi-Fi, too?
Starting point is 01:23:03 What's the password? What fucking whisper when they really want some shit? You got a t-shirt? I can do this. These couch therapy. He got to get some. It's a lie. Niggins get to vent their frustration.
Starting point is 01:23:21 What's the right amount of comfort? That's too comfortable for me. I said, man, I ain't got shit to eat in there. We just got done smoking everything. I'm like, shit. I got some noodles in that motherfucker. She's like, noodles. You got some noodles?
Starting point is 01:23:33 I was like, oh yeah. What if you just like noodles? Who the fuck like noodles? Not like that. Not like that. Not like that, bro. You ain't just amped up by no noodle guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:43 How should eat them? She ate them straight out the pack with just the sauce. Man, listen. Or did she boil an egg and put some relish in there with him? Like, she's making a spray-up. Nothing else? It was just noodles. You wanted to put them in the microwave.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Boop, boo. That would a motherfucker come out, beige. You know, they'd be a little stiff, still. Oh. That's how she liked. That's how she ate them. She must have grew up unsupervised. You can tell a lot about people about what kind of noodles they eat.
Starting point is 01:24:08 Bish, go in your bathroom and don't trip about, you know, that soap will throw their PA band a lot. Biss come out that bathroom smells like Stonecoastee, Austin, just like... She doesn't use your egg body spray. You're like, what the fift. Bid, that mint thaw. I know, I smell the mintown on you.
Starting point is 01:24:23 Like, what the fuck why that are? Too comfortable. I ain't, I'm like, what a- bitch, wash their ass with average spray. You ever had a bitch get out the shower and use your towel? You don't know who towel that is? No, she did.
Starting point is 01:24:37 What fuck does use towels? Listen. I got eyes with towels. I don't get you in town. Hanging on your door that used somebody. You don't used already. Yeah, because they used to only having one towel. But why are you in that?
Starting point is 01:24:48 Bitch would be having one, two towels. For real? What type of women are y'all dealing with? When the bitch down bad, they get not even, they don't even get the basics. They get the bare minimum. I don't take shower that whole house. You don't?
Starting point is 01:25:05 What you do? I don't need that. That water don't be hot. It don't work sometimes. Their water don't be on. Yeah. How you live? How you live here?
Starting point is 01:25:13 Your water don't work. I can't take a little on that shop. I can't pull a pistol on me in nothing. Yeah. All the type of noise like that? The niggas swaned in the Kirkbet, you better have that detach of the dick on you. I throw this motherfucker that's a dick back. I'm going to get that's dangerous.
Starting point is 01:25:28 I thought that you had. You better be careful going over people. You got to dick on some dunchoos, nigga, yeah. Wow. Because you don't know who in that motherfucker. You ain't lying. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Bitch for me one time. I was like, you look about yourself? She was like, yeah. I went over there. First thing I seen, size 12 Air Force One is big in the boat. I thought, no, this ain't yours. He's five three. So where does this nigga on that hide?
Starting point is 01:25:55 Yeah, that's a... Yeah. I was fucking a bit. Pissing right here, no lie. Standing on the bed. You don't know who to fuck be in there. Yeah. That nigga that quick, too.
Starting point is 01:26:09 Yeah. That nigga for Florida, got to be. Yeah. Okay. You don't want to be in the living room, fuck it. Then her cousin comes down there. I'm like, ooh, y'all fucking fucking fucking. My cousin Tasha, she liked to watch.
Starting point is 01:26:26 What kind of family is this? You got to rest of it. Freaky family. Freaky motherfuckers. Mm-mm. Yeah, you got to be easy out there. You really do. I don't really want to go to nobody else.
Starting point is 01:26:41 I don't. No, no. Because on some people be having. Everybody got their own rules that they have. What are doing over there? This ain't okay in my house. Yeah. Don't do that.
Starting point is 01:26:56 I tell other people family what to do. They ain't my kids, but hey, don't do that. I wouldn't like it if it was my shit. Monefucking don't like that. Times didn't change. I don't even want to go over people's house. I just feel like I kind of need to know in what area they live. Like if I know your area, you stay up.
Starting point is 01:27:18 I feel like that's good enough. This nigga prejudice. No, I'm just saying. I can't give you the exact address. So what address you rang? Yeah, my nigga on the east side and I'm over there. Oh, I'm going east side. We talking about distance?
Starting point is 01:27:32 I'm just saying, if I know what... That's what I'm saying. So what is? Southside. Now, you bitch, you got to be up and call kind of somewhere where they don't pay no gang that. You need a police president. Yeah, I need a police president.
Starting point is 01:27:43 Yeah. But it's safe. Hey! You need to be able to yell out. What do you say? Fuck that. Need to be able to yell out. So that's what you're saying.
Starting point is 01:27:59 So y'all, oh, y'all only go into white suburb. Yes. Because Cobb ain't white like that no more. I don't want to be around a whole bunch of white people. Suburb. Because then they start getting bored and looking for shit to do. I need to be in an area where it ain't a whole bunch of them. Like where you're at?
Starting point is 01:28:16 Like cross sections and shit. Cross sections. Yeah. You know, like, I need to see that they be out there doing shit, but I don't want to see them too much. I feel like if they know you live over there, you should get a path. They should be fucking with the people who don't live over there. What? What? You know how the people who live in a certain area, they should just be the local citizens.
Starting point is 01:28:45 Now, when you got people over here who're not acting like they from around here, then that's when they get the police and shit. Hey, we don't need to be going 70 down through here because the people who live down through here know that you can go 65. That sound like a white people area when niggas come through. No, it's a nigger area
Starting point is 01:29:04 that's trying to keep the young niggas from taking over. Like, why is you racing this hill cat up and down the street? Don't you see that goddamn school bus? That's like, okay, I got it. It's children that play, motherfucker. Go down.
Starting point is 01:29:19 I can agree. I got you with that. Yeah. Like I ain't the type of nigger who gonna be telling them to write nobody no ticket, but I will go to the meeting and say we need a speed bump. That's still, I'm there. You still tap. No, this, nigg, we're trying to keep the property value up. I said, I know it's bad.
Starting point is 01:29:41 I seen some black folk move in my neighborhood not too long. I was like, yeah. These him, my white folk over here. folk over here. Nick got out the car sang this shit and bit everything. I don't like no shit
Starting point is 01:29:52 like no shit like that. Nick I always walking back and forward to the store y'all got too many money man, what the car is that? Every time I leave
Starting point is 01:30:00 about to go out of town and shit that shit can be sweet though you move around the right motherfuck I ain't see him he got there
Starting point is 01:30:05 how I'm moving you know that now he just now started speaking to me you never got too comfortable over here what's up you stay over there
Starting point is 01:30:13 long enough they're starting coming you into the shit white ladies saw some motherfuckers moving over there she looked at me she's like they ain't white hard in your neighborhood you know one of the she's a day who tried to keep this neighborhood black I didn't even stay over there that boy ain't go over there though ain't shit crazy they're looking for a house though
Starting point is 01:30:42 when you go and looking and you go and looking and you you tell them the shit that you want they'll get like some of the shit you want and then it'd be fucking ridiculous from the red we want a good view yeah it's a good view but it's a fucking barn over there bitch i ain't asked to look at them funny the red bulls gonna have you up all fucking night that's it's a you're on them edibles too one that's all all the take. No. That's more than enough, real, real.
Starting point is 01:31:21 Like three, but. Damn. Three and one. That's four. That's four. That's my. Y'all niggas high. Y'all niggas high.
Starting point is 01:31:36 Yeah. What's that? What did you got in your... I gave me a high. What is this? This little bait. Strawberry man. Is it wheat?
Starting point is 01:31:46 No. It's bait. It's bait. Nick, I seen one They got nine You could put You could put a picture On the front of that bit
Starting point is 01:31:50 I've seen that one They got a video game too You can play Tetris You can got down put a track Like you can locate You can locate your bait Bluetooth hair And god damn that
Starting point is 01:31:57 You know what I'm gonna come out with I don't want to say I know nigga might steal my idea Yeah You know the lighter The light of The light of Right
Starting point is 01:32:05 Yep So why you say it Just did it I should have did Yeah Just do it I don't know the world You feel me
Starting point is 01:32:13 That's my idea Nick That's my idea So drop. Yeah. Damn. Y'all niggas addicted. That's the worst thing.
Starting point is 01:32:21 I heard these are the new crave. Everybody got on these faces. Yeah, yeah. Let me lose my bag out. They have to stop the people at the old folks on from hitting the baby. It's like losing the phone, niggie be like this. Yeah. First thing, you wake up, but you got to have it baby.
Starting point is 01:32:34 What? You addicted? I'm addicted. What? What's the long as you can go without the leg? Huh? What's the long as you're going to go? Shit.
Starting point is 01:32:43 But when I sleep? he never like he never like I wake up I'm a chunky I spend god damn look here bro when they had the one that didn't have
Starting point is 01:32:57 this much juice bro when they had the one that didn't have that much juice in the I'll get my I'll spend my $8 a day down there You're talking about You're talking about a little circle one
Starting point is 01:33:06 Yeah What's in that new motherfucker man PCP water I got to be You spent 80 a day Damn no Not a day not a day
Starting point is 01:33:15 not a day weed is cheaper so when they get to a weed you get eight dollars weed ain't no way you can smoke all that in one day
Starting point is 01:33:22 look that bit start tasting like technology bro when you got to charge you can smoke it again that bit take like trigger damage yeah
Starting point is 01:33:28 what a ton of neutrons I got to throw that bill I'm like I got to go another one because once you charge it to me the taste change so I'm going to get a whole other
Starting point is 01:33:37 it tastes don't let me be drinking oh smoking like a pot of net bone Oh, God I'm concerned Oh, God Me too
Starting point is 01:33:49 I'll tell the nigga Would a dope at him He's threatening to take my bait He's going to tell I'll please not the baby Listen His name is Clayton English He got your face
Starting point is 01:33:57 He got your baby His name is Clay I killed This motherfucker Take my cow That's terrible That's terrible That's terrible
Starting point is 01:34:10 $80 a day You off that, though, please tell me you off that. Because if not, we're going to help them. I don't slow down. This shit will laugh me about four-five. That's a big one. That's a big way. They're on Uber-E.
Starting point is 01:34:21 But, no, that's true. When they tell you what they're working with? You know what I'm saying? The percent of the oil on that shit. They smoking on hypothetical shit. Oh, man. Download. They downloading the smoke.
Starting point is 01:34:35 I don't, man. I don't trust technology in there. I don't trust technology in them to start smoking with. Cigarettes and black and brown. Everybody want to smell that stank-ass shit. And we being under that shit, stank. So what do you people want to smell a Kiwi Lime? I'd be on the plane.
Starting point is 01:34:49 I'd be on the plane vaping. You wouldn't even know it. This thing is going to be on the no-flat list. Smoking hookah. They're going to be on a plane like this. That's sir. They have no idea. They know now.
Starting point is 01:35:05 Sir, we know you've been smoking that thing. Sir, we got every plane on PJ. Sir, we got every. red cameras. We can see the mess. That's different. Y'all. I ain't going to say that. I don't know. Nobody did. Nobody did not. Nobody did not. I need to watch the documentary on what's on that first. What we do is we take the water from the vape. Once you charge it, you reiterate what you've already done. That's why that shit hit there. He's more than taking a hold on. Damn show, yeah. He probably took over. I mean, it'd be somebody with me like, can I hit your babe? Uh-huh. People do that?
Starting point is 01:35:48 Yeah, yeah. Everywhere. Can I hit your baby? I don't need to play like that, man. I don't have to hit my goddamn right with you. Hey, what buddies say? That's what buddies say trying to live off a bitch. My girl won't let me in.
Starting point is 01:35:57 You might have to eat. You said what? Fuck, Brown, let my face over her house. She won't let me in. Sorry, man. I ain't mean to take the shit out of y'all. I'm apologize to her just when I get my baby. Got to get me the fuck out of you.
Starting point is 01:36:14 Day one, derail. Durrell. Been up for 27 hours. You got to shower at the Waffle House this morning. If you ain't done, die. Hey, you know what a shower at Wafel? The thing, baby, the stick. You took a bird bag out with the Wafel.
Starting point is 01:36:36 Boothed on it. Scrumping nuts at the Wobhouse. Waxed my ass in the Wap house. Did what I had to do with the motherfucking waffle house. Oh, hell no. Y'all's stupid. What's wrong with y'am, man? We need that.
Starting point is 01:36:55 Mac, what's next, bro? Shit. Movies and porn, baby. You're about to do some porn? I ain't found what that fucking was shit. No, I've been on that movie shit, though. Porn ain't movies. No.
Starting point is 01:37:11 porn is cinema yeah if it got a storyline like an intro now I mean like in between the fucking they gotta be doing something like from start to finish you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 01:37:29 like a plot those are gonna be shit drop it on some mail yeah somebody delivering somebody and it turned out the delivery is dick Yeah, but after that, what's the transition to the next scene?
Starting point is 01:37:46 Fuck. Then go back to work. Would you want to see that nigga back on the truck driving after just fucking? Man, I can't believe that bitch gave me some muscle. What else is in store for me? What was this? That's all the pussy he got that day? Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:38:01 This ain't a good. Think, fall asleep watching this shit. Well, I got to watch that shit. Just a guy that's left for six hours, eh? Got to see what happened next. So they made it back to his crib, right? Old girl who had the pieces delivered earlier ends up, that was his boss the whole time. There you go.
Starting point is 01:38:26 You got to have a plaque. That way you can win awards. Award winning. Well, congratulations on the movies, man. We got a movie coming out. We're working on one. I'm going to put you in it. A show.
Starting point is 01:38:37 You're going to have to do something. What? You're really going to have to act. I can do that. Does he be acting? No, I'm saying. He really gonna have to be on his life, his power shit. We're gonna do rehearsal and everything.
Starting point is 01:38:50 Some Tarek the freak type shit. Huh? Tariq the freak. No, it ain't gonna be nothing like that. Tariq the freak. You might be a pastor in this shit, man. Hallelujah! Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:03 You're stealing from the church, though. Yeah. With a heart of gold. You're gonna pick up. You're gonna pick up. What Rudy left off? Nah, man, but we appreciate you coming through here. We got on what?
Starting point is 01:39:17 We got on 35 South Shore. Come on, man. Come on. Oh, I love. Hey! Okay. Whole outfit. A little snack bag.
Starting point is 01:39:24 Yeah. Come on, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. See? That shit in there. Play.
Starting point is 01:39:32 Yeah, man. You know how you represent this. It's medium. It's medium. You all know what type? I think so. What the game? You got it right.
Starting point is 01:39:43 If not, we made sure to get it right. He ain't got it on him. Small. God damn. You need more than that? Me neither. They run big. They do?
Starting point is 01:39:55 I think. I think. Yeah, it looks like it's the same size you guys. Yeah, a little big right now. That's what old people love us. Hey, they run big now. You don't need no exit. You got a little weed on now.
Starting point is 01:40:06 Yeah, we'll be this all right. It's good. Put weed on. Smoke you smoke. What's an 85. South Show starter kit. I appreciate you. To get you a meeting, we'll get you.
Starting point is 01:40:14 Come on, bro. But you know, this your first time through here don't let it be your last man. 85 South Show Mitch MacBee. We don't. Appreciate you. We out. It's beer.
Starting point is 01:40:24 Hey, hugs. Ah! All right. That's a Uzi. I'm scared y'all. You ain't scared us. Stay right there. Let's take you.
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