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Man, that's a fucking charred.
Because you know everybody
everybody's crazy to stop.
Staying outside her window,
that's a stalking charge.
That's my girlfriend.
That's my girlfriend.
That's my girlfriend.
Young niggins just got a stock in charge.
My girlfriend.
That's my girlfriend.
That's my girlfriend.
That's my girlfriend.
He got a stalking judge.
Niggins got a court date coming up.
Everybody got to pay the up
He got a stocking charge
Nigger got two court days coming up
With a man in the city sheriff
Yep
He just got to peanut
Outside on that barn right now
Peanut
Yeah
I'm outside on that bomb right now
I'm outside on a bomb right now
$100,000 a bomb right now
Can't even have my gun right now
Can't even have my gun right now
Can't even have my gun right now
That's my girlfriend.
Damn.
Uh-uh.
That's my motherfucking girl.
Hey, coming up in the number eight spot.
That's my girlfriend by the hood-nigger harmonist.
Hood-nigger harmonist.
That's fine.
Hood-nigger harmonies.
That's fine.
Come on.
I like that.
Mixed tape.
Mixed.
Hood-nick-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Hey.
Hey.
I'm going to let my brother produce
I'm a document my brother getting clean man
I don't think he want to get clean
He lied to him to rehab, bro
He lied to him, I know he's gonna run
Make a TV show out of this shit
Yeah, I'm gonna call him
You got out on goddamn camera
He lied to because he already said he'll do it with an intervention
He's like, look, I know you know the fool's an individual, right?
I'm gonna just do it for the money
So once you didn't tell me that
That's a good idea.
I want to see you at a rehab.
I want to see you to rehab.
Boy, you want to go.
That's just be funny, man.
He don't want to go.
Yo, your brother.
I'm going to like, go inside.
Let's keep the mic on.
My brother is hilarious, bro.
That thing ain't been in the house
and almost 14 years.
My daddy pad got in the house.
You can't tell that this shit.
He wearing my daddy suits.
He's still doing this shit, man.
He's still doing this shit, man.
He's still doing this shit.
That shit.
That shit bothering you
because you don't brought it up before.
The way he just said is about
I think he went on my desk.
I'm like, man, I don't get a fuck what I said.
I'm like, bro, that shit, nope.
Y'all heard me.
This nigga went
and damn shit.
Nigga, I ain't know how to fiddle about it
when you said.
They did it too.
He knows he's balls.
Oh, my.
Right.
Hey, man.
Why are you doing?
That's how you want to remember daddy, bro?
No, you spoke a dope
a dog with daddy, too.
That's not like one of them church books
where you're talking about the redemption.
Smoking dope in my daddy suit.
Smoking dope in my dad is stupid.
Thank you for subscribing to the audiobook of
Smoking dope in my daddy's suits.
Before I get this start, I want to dedicate this
my little brother, John John Whitfield,
a.k.a. D.C. Young Fly.
Smoking dope in my dad's suit.
I'm smoking dope
And my daddy's suit
And I'm smoking dope
And my daddy's suit
Oh man
I bought a shoot
And it's gonna shoot
And it's gonna shoot
And I'm smoking that dope
And my daddy's
Bout
Baysline gonna be like
Do-d-d-d-d-o-d-o-d-old.
I'm smoking them rokey, yeah.
Yeah, I'm a nigga dumb in hell, man.
Smoking dope in my daddy's suit.
Go crazy.
We're gonna be giving up those tickets today at 4 o'clock
to see Talapair's new play.
Smoking dope in my dad's suit.
Starring, McCaffeefer.
That'd be a hard ass church song.
That'd be a hard-ass church song.
They'll do that bitch, I can't tell the bitch.
I'm smoking dope, ooh, yeah.
And my daddy's too.
And I'm smoking that dope, yeah.
And my dad is too.
My dad is too.
My dad is too.
And I'm smoking that dog.
Smoking that dog.
And my dad's soup.
My daddy's stoop.
And I'm gonna go to church.
In my daddy suit.
In my daddy's soup.
Nick on the base killing that shit.
He's going crazy.
My dad is too.
My daddy.
I'm smoking dough.
And my daddy's poop.
The nigga on the drum don't know what to do.
Keep playing.
I bought a shooter.
You say y'all they be battling?
Bro, there ain't nothing fun than saying
2.65 y'olds fight.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Rney.
Brums.
Bro.
I can't live with a nigga.
I said,
and where are you going to?
Bro.
You got to live with this,
you go to those folks.
You go to the old phone.
Bigger.
Bigger, my bad.
I mean, like, swangling a nigga.
They've been standing in a pad two years.
They hate each other.
Hate each other, gang.
Can't live without each other.
Can't do it.
I was on that niggins other day, man, I'm about tired of your goddamn uncle, man.
You know, my nerve.
My uncle walked out of, though.
My dad said, yeah, he out there smoking that crack.
My uncle walked in the door.
He said, I don't smoke crack.
I smoke dope.
My dad said, well, do you, dick?
Whatever the fuck it is.
That used to be funny.
My granddad and his brother used to just sit there and talk bad about each other.
That sure used to be so fun.
Look at him.
Ugly.
So it was an ugly stupid motherfucker.
Just all day.
My brother told me he were going to commit a crime.
Just to see what I were going to say.
He's like, come in, come on the put.
I'm going to hear that.
I don't want him.
He told the door.
He's going to throw.
He's a screen dog, so he's still here.
He's telling him.
He's talking about.
Hey, I'm going to hurt him.
I'll tell you what.
You're a little during that.
I do you a debt.
You should be at it.
Hey, well, listen.
I swore on everything.
They're over 65.
This is years ago.
This is 2,000 like 7.
We're on the block,
a late night, probably like 10.
We're chilling.
Deck, two old brother named,
Debt and Jr. They both smoked, though.
Debt said, hey, nigga, you're winning Mama Purr?
Junior out there while I should call. He's like,
no, he ain't going on in a Purr, me. He's saying,
Nick, yeah, she did me. I'm tired of shit, now.
Now, Mama, he's too crackhead trying to fight for a spot in the house.
Now, Mama's tired of your head going in the purse, motherfucker.
Nigger, he's talking about, man. Get out of my favor.
Pott there, bro.
Nigger, dick, Dick, Jr. ass up.
Nigg, that nigga, shit, that nigga on the country.
I'm talking about head on.
nigga.
What a niggie?
I was nervous, bud.
That niggins, they're walking in the house.
You don't know everybody outside.
We're like, you need to go to the house.
You're trapped.
Don't lay down.
Don't lay down, man.
What, no?
You can't lay down right now.
That's about two hours.
They got that niggas on your head, but I was like, ooh.
You need to be fighting all the time, though.
That reminds me of my favorite Jay in Atlanta.
Like, a nigga named aunt.
He used to live behind the comedy club.
I walked out there one.
I walk out there one day, we had an audition or some shit.
Ant and the nigger in the parking lot fighting.
Nigger, aunt, then, he's a bust ant leg with a tube of a fuck.
You know where they had like the box for the power
and they had the long pole going up?
Man, Aunt got one of them trying to hit the nigga.
Every time he missed that motherfucker, he could take him about.
No.
Hit that motherfucker across the head and split this whole shit, bro.
He had, dude, I let him still call?
Man, he caught his ad, though, one good time.
Cool!
Ooh, man.
It looked like on the cartoon where a motherfucker gets smaller.
I saw a nigga park, this nigga here?
He told one of our partner, Slapa, Jay.
Well, he really won't know Jay.
Well, he was a Jay.
He was just told the nigga slap.
Block party lick.
He told him, hey man, that shit.
He told him, hey, man, he over to slap him.
But that nigga, can't be groceries in their head.
Yeah, that nigga fell with the dog.
But that nigga fell on his head.
That nigger walked on.
All that niggins said one, let me get a dime, bro.
The nigga said, man, nobody got no dup for you.
Hey, man, man, man, man said, red, you're over the sloat that dink in a man.
He's like, man, he's like, that sloat that d'all.
Yeah, that d'all had the grosses like this.
And he had the grosses in their head.
That d'clock back on his ass.
His grosses ain't far, but he didn't.
That nigga had some eggs in there.
And this dude had some grosses in there.
That he has to sit in there that kidney tape.
This is intangible.
break. They had laid at the break, boy.
Talking that shit was so fun of them.
Atlanta got some of the fun of his jays, though.
I'm gonna do, DJ as a kid.
It's just what happened to he's, they were jade,
but some jays on our street, never look skinny.
You've like the dope, don't.
You ever seen when them jays check the nigger,
you ever seen a J check the nigger, though,
that's playing with him like, like he wanted them.
Like, I remember my home, matter of fact,
Rex, Pete Bryan, but he ain't even sell dope.
We just out there, the four-way to kickin' it,
talking shit.
So he felt like, because he'd be out there with us,
you could talk to these people that kind of way.
A lot of shit come with this gang.
These are real humans.
These are real people to beat your head.
Bro.
He said something rhymed by the nigger wanted some.
And when he robbed by a, Brian was like, I think he was like,
yeah, make it your jackass on, man.
Man, that nigga threw that bitch apart and jumped out of that goddamn truck.
And we're like, hey, look here.
I ain't one of these dope smoking that nigg.
Yes, yes, yes.
You smoke, you're trying to get a straight and understand.
First ball, now you're lying, you.
I ain't shit to be played with, nigg.
Say that shit again.
This shit right here.
I was like shit.
You know me.
I'm type of niggas.
We're jumping on there, everybody.
We ain't doing that.
Let's see if you're gonna stand on building.
That's shit again.
Funny thing about them strong-ass jays,
after they then robbed a few motherfuckers and they don't smoke.
Can't tell them nothing.
They don't smoke good.
Now they're losing their weight.
Them young niggas beat shit out of them then.
That's when they lose all the integrity.
But that's what it was.
That's what they're going to keep jab in.
You get a hundred of them motherfuckers.
They'll take the gorilla down.
Who?
A hundred jay?
One gorilla.
See to think about it, if you put a hundred jays around the gorilla,
they're not going to fight them.
They're going to convince the nigga to be with them.
Hey, man, Arrumbay's there.
Everything cool, man.
Don't look that nigga directly and I.
Come about a Rambay's hair.
Arambe, get your motherfucker like that.
You might shit your motherfucker down.
That might be my gorilla, his name.
Don't look him in eyes.
Hey, come look them, kids.
Let no kids pay harumpey, man.
But you guys can't tell him, don't look him in eyes.
Don't look him in his eyes.
And he don't like no pit bull.
And the high time, any animal, though.
Man him.
Give him him.
Give me that, man.
Give me that, baby.
Oh, man.
Cangaroo.
Give me the kangaroo.
All, yeah, Tim.
Hey, Jay's contained any animal, man.
You can tame any animal, man.
I saw a nigger walking the squirrel.
Man, walking the squirrel.
Man, walking the motherfuckers squirrel.
I said, nigga, walk a cat in LA.
Bro, if you put a hundred Jays with a gorilla,
I promise you they're gonna tame me.
And it's gonna be one white girl, Jay,
like, he's my boyfriend.
He really just has a fine way it's fresh stuff.
He doesn't hit me, he doesn't hit me.
He's never fine with me.
I put him out on my.
And be beat the shit, a rumble in his finger.
He's never vines with me.
He's fucking ass.
He'll be tailed ass.
That niggins stupid.
They're gonna be a chimp when he get through hanging with them.
The fuck y'all do the Harambe.
Hey, man, he's a junkie now.
Damn.
He's smoking that shit.
He didn't smoke his shit, man.
He likes to shoot up.
Look at his arms.
Look at his fucking arms.
You got got his skin.
This man is saying that.
He's like a booboo for out now.
A rumble for out now.
He's like a regular.
This nigga was a gorilla, not here a chip.
That nigga, a whole chip.
Rubey, what the fuck happened?
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Love the chip.
Hold-a-chill, rubbing him on the head.
They had to poli-assment-closed and shit.
What did you see?
You're a liar!
You were there.
You was there.
You fucked up while he's already on probation.
He on probation.
Like a motherfucker.
Violin parole.
That that, dick, in court.
You're supposed to hold you,
nobody to chew.
H.
Assault with a deadly weapon.
He was throwing shit at the police.
Did you or did you not?
Did you not see the drug transaction?
That's when he looked back at her.
Talk to him, babe.
Talk to him.
Tell him something.
But you had that dink first.
Would you add that d'nigher?
You swear to tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth.
You can't put a hundred jay from the gorilla.
No, you're right, but see, I ain't looking at it from their perspective.
The thing with tame it.
They're a taming.
That's a fact.
But wouldn't it just be fun to see that shit just one time?
Motherfuck, whoop the shit out of that day gorilla.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth?
That's one of them times where I hope man prevails.
Because if one gorilla whoop a hundred motherfuckers.
You heard that motherfucker?
You can't smoke in here.
You can't smoking here.
You can't smoking here.
It's over with.
The first 39 motherfuckers gonna catch it, though.
Yeah, you gotta send 39 motherfuckers in there.
That's too high.
I'm talking about.
That's what?
That's too high.
sitting in the highest ones in first.
You got something in on that milk.
Yeah, yeah.
They got to go in like zombies.
Them nigga don't sleep.
But what if that first group of niggas really get the jump on them?
I'm talking about they who are who are who are who will get their head knock on the mouth.
And they're going to be sitting there.
Left the right.
Man, that nudge, I'm going to tell you.
They're going to take that monkey.
That swipe going to knock out by.
The only motherfucker who getting knocked out is the motherfucker who too high and step on his foot.
That's the only motherfucker that you.
I just see some shit at that they broke down.
I'm sorry, me, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bat.
A hundred of a shit when they got down, bro.
They said that the monkeys, the, uh, them guerrilla get tired quick.
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
Marky!
But you don't know what quick is.
Yeah, quick might be, guerrilla quick might be 18 men.
Guerrillas are trained to fight for 22 minutes.
22 minutes straight.
Yeah.
You need 90 minutes a half.
You're tired of running in a circus, nigga.
He ain't tired of you.
Hey, man.
But one thing about a big muff, it got to be somewhere
vulnerable on that gorilla that you
can hit this motherfucker and it hurt for real.
Like, every
video game we ever grew up playing
every motherfucker got a weakness.
They had a little red circle around.
Like you might have to dodge that motherfucker
three times then kick him in the nuts
from the back of something. Three times
in the nuts. Now he ain't weak enough
where you can grab him and fold this bitch ass
up. They get a sound like a real big of
ooh.
That's the only way to beat him, it's got to beat him.
There's got to be something stupid like that.
Man, how you beat the gorilla?
Man, you got to kick him from the nuts three times,
and then when he get down on the third one,
you got to stomp on his nuts like a cigarette.
You know, the balls sit up there by a hand.
Like people.
Like a pit bull nuts.
That's crazy.
I wonder who's going to break that fight up.
Somebody got to grab a vest, man.
Go ahead.
Pick them up, somebody pick them up.
Pick them up.
They got the ball, they got the ball around on the end.
He got that like, shihuahua.
My mind, when on?
What happened?
Yeah, let me see the pack.
God, hey, man.
You a lifeguard?
You a lifeguard?
He's a lifeguard.
He's a lifeguard.
He's a lifeguard?
But I'm telling you, it's some kind of way
you could beat that gorilla.
Some kind of way.
The nigga, Ticklish or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get that nigga a banana pause.
You might have to just dig your thumbs in his eyes or something.
You got to get that close.
It's some kind of way you can beat this mother.
You got me fucked up.
Oh yeah.
And another thing they said throwing dirt in them nigger eyes.
They don't like that.
That fuck them up.
Throw the dirty eyes.
He's going crayed and you get them little nuts.
You get them a little nuts.
What is this, though?
Now, he didn't call you grabbing them.
Oh.
That's where you're going to win.
A hundred motherfuckers. That should be
enough to be the girl. I feel like that should be enough.
No, it's not, bro. Y'all going to see a hundred people now.
The most we talk about that, I'm starting to think,
right?
Like, y'all are going to see a hundred people now, bro.
I'm starting to think we can make it happen.
That's a lot of people, that's a lot of motherfuckers, man.
A hundred rush.
In German, yeah, see them niggil out there.
He's a hundred wretched.
Did y'all see that?
See the nigs from you go slobby out there.
My name's Boris.
Did y'all see that video?
The stud came out.
She was like a hundred studs versus a hundred nils.
And the nigga Super Ray was like,
Run it in, bitch.
That nigga said boy-ass bitch.
He said, running a bitch.
He said, and we don't fuck you.
He said that strip-boat hard.
I bet that pussy's wrong.
He said, you got all that pussy built up in there.
Nigger, that's a man.
Honey-stead and we ain't got them on food.
I ain't going to be trying to fight.
That's how they're going to win.
That's how they're going to win.
That's how they going to win.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They're going to win just like that.
It depends.
If it's like a hundred stud with piercings and shit,
I don't want them.
I want everything.
Long got a coochie pretty leg.
They got a piercing here and here.
You're crazy.
That'll be a fun little fight.
We'd have found bad bag.
You took care of them over there.
We're all good.
They're going to send it up.
They're going to put 10 other prettiest studs in the front.
And then they're gonna make you think that they're ready to fuck.
Soon as you get ready to fuck,
they're gonna catch you in a vulnerable position,
take niggas out one by one.
And they all gonna have strap on.
Motherfuck, I'm gonna be like,
somebody getting them off back.
Where y'all got them off?
They're fighting with their face on their head.
They're gonna find a hundred niggum stuck in their head.
Niggins is over there with a dip on the head.
They're lying.
We got one down over here.
They ain't crazy.
with. They're going to have a strategy.
That's what I'm saying. You have a strategy. You can beat
in a motherfucker. You're going to hold out there with
dildo nunchucks and shit.
Stop there.
Hit you with dick.
You yell out.
You get one of them out.
What if they sound off like,
balls?
Put that plastic on his ass.
You just see that.
You're like,
you're like,
you're like this.
Dink ball.
You're like,
Boss dick
This nigga over here
Make a motorcombe
Dick it, Bobo
Dick, boss
Bulls
Bulls!
It's gonna be
shooting roses out of hand
Oh,
oh, you're gonna
bro.
You bought what?
God.
That's crazy.
Stead versus a hundred knick?
That's a perverted shit.
That's a perverted shit.
And niggas are already
be like this
on the other side of
Oh, we're using
We're using dirty tricks.
Things I already know
what we're doing on.
We're using dirty tricks.
You got my partner
in the chokehold.
No,
You got my father in the top, y'all.
You get the dirty sand sheds?
Yeah.
This nigga took.
You're going to get a stud, three fingers, nigga, damn.
Throw this away from him.
That is great.
That is for the three, niggins.
Three.
You know what I'm saying?
Man, you put a hundred studs around a hundred niggas, man.
98 of them going to fold.
Yeah.
For sure, for sure.
They're going to fuck.
For real.
I already know how to make them fold.
How?
Give them all your old polo.
What the hell?
Mm-mm.
Give them your shorts?
Nope.
We're going to have a basketball tournament.
5.05.
Niggins said give all your old polo.
You said that shit.
Yeah.
He's talking to third.
You got these polo bars.
I got these other dogs.
I got the ethical controls.
I don't know anything.
Oh, look at all they're like, are they like TikToks?
Because you know ain't no ventilation.
Like the pretty ones are these, like hood, hood dike, hood dike.
That way, I didn't leave them business alone.
No pretty babies.
Man.
The ones.
They're going to work for it.
They're going to hook more than that.
They're going to be more than that.
They're going to spike, boy.
They're going to sprinkle them to me like that, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you now.
Play with their asses.
Play with their head they want to.
Some of them are they're going to get wet.
Some of them are going to get wet by the stud.
You're going to get that stuff.
You count on, it ain't gonna be no, there ain't gonna be no smooth shit.
Like, you know where I'm gonna sleep with these?
Like, okay.
He's all, boy.
It's over with.
Man.
With y'all, nigga, Devin'Hill for her.
A couple of thuds versus a hundred niggins.
A couple of niggas.
Yeah, some of them have that strong.
Some niggins get papped.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
Because some of them studs really gonna come to fight.
They don't fuck all the other shit y'all talking about.
Yeah.
Slaps shit out.
Oh yeah, you with that.
I can't take them serious.
You're in that freaky shit.
Who?
If I get slapped real hard off the dribble,
soon as the fight starts,
oh, you, oh, you on that.
You on that type of.
You're imagining, though,
you wouldn't, like,
you getting dogwalked by 55 studs.
It's over with you.
You don't see no way out of it.
I'm ripping somebody teddy off.
Just because they ain't going out like no bitch.
I'm biting that.
I'm biting that motherfucker.
Fuck what you're talking about.
I'm enjoying a little bit.
How about it?
Whole titty getting ripped off.
Tell me, I got to leave my mark.
You got to leave a hicket on,
the ex-forehead.
Why, you got them on the ground.
John's so vast.
I didn't want to watch me fuck a girl, bro.
I said, you did it.
You did.
You did.
You ain't going with you.
I ain't going with you.
I said,
I'm saying, if your ass ain't on real,
your ass ain't on.
Go fuck.
You can be joined.
She can watch me.
Mm-hmm.
I'm a little while.
I just ain't a big fan to have a shit my way.
I look at the glad half-foot instead of half-emptive.
But bitch want me to fuck a bitch?
Let that be that.
That glass is.
That cup is running over, my brother.
I'm looking at it like that.
So you're just going to go on and go do it?
I don't do that, but I don't talk about it.
Yeah, I ain't tripping on that, but I'm like, shot of you.
And then she's like a pretty stud.
She ain't even really like a stud.
She's like, I like, I like, I look at you.
You don't need to want to be gay for real.
You don't.
That nigga hurt you that one time.
Come on, man.
They really do.
They really what?
They really be committed.
No, some of them, dude.
No, some of them.
Some of them, some of them do.
You're going to be committed, bro.
Bro.
Some of them are they just be like.
If you think.
They're still, but they like boys from time, time, gang.
Shit.
I'm talking about none.
They don't like men.
They like dick, though.
Yeah.
That's it.
Okay, that's, but they still like dick.
Some of them.
Yeah, and some of them.
Yeah.
But they just be liking dick.
They're down for you.
Who?
Maybe, maybe not all them.
They have to wait.
Certain peers that they like.
They sound out of them.
I don't want nothing.
You ain't never had a stood trying to hold it.
No, I found it so weird that you want to fuck somebody that act like a nigger.
That's weird to me.
Yeah, yep.
Niggas talk about it like it's cool.
That's weird.
That's really weird.
But you like boys.
You're on boys.
She might got a pussy, but her mind, she's a motherfucker-nicker.
So, me, hey, you're a nigga.
That's what you want to think.
That big a third is Batman.
Why the fuck you want to?
I don't get what.
I don't get a fuck.
I don't get me, buddy.
I'm the two.
Hey, look, girl.
Is it?
Is it?
Don't get me wrong, man.
Now, she wanted them fine.
You know what I want to pay like a nigga on them five ones?
But she thinks she's a nigga, you ain't going to do it.
That dick, no, but they got some, they got some, they got some, they ain't even believable.
Like, you got, like, that joke I got, like, if you fuck with the fans, you got to fuck with the ugly ones too.
You don't want to try to tell you, you can't describe that, yeah.
Yeah.
You can't be like they think.
This is my mother fucking.
What she's saying?
What she's saying?
It's bad.
If he's bad, I do it.
Now, look, could you got some fine-ed-a-boy-d bitches like.
All right.
That was my boys
Super right-day, God.
I'm thinking girl boys.
You got to say girl first.
Can't say a boy first?
You can't say a boy first.
No, the girls,
they're gonna be first.
They're not a nigga first.
They're not a nigga first.
Biologically, they are women.
Right.
You're going about what they call it, the pronoun.
Is it the pronoun?
Oh, you're talking about her and she.
Her and she.
You ain't fucking with day and nil.
It's a gangster one.
out there that's pretty, though.
Like, this shit ain't even believable.
I don't want no gangster.
I'm past that phase of my life.
I'm saying.
I want a feminine woman who's scared of bugs.
No, we're talking about thugs.
Once it comes, kill a spider.
Yeah, women who can't slam the car, though, real hard.
Mm-hmm.
I like women who do women's shit.
I do, too, sure.
Feminine and soft.
Yeah, real solid.
My little baby told me, she cut her grab,
her dad and taught her cat her dad.
Her daddy had a son.
What the heck are?
You fucking sad.
Not you calling you.
I'm cutting the grab from God.
Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck.
My dad to cut a grade.
He wants to build a car together.
For what?
She like motors.
Wait till you meet him,
who got a power drill
to actually know how to use it.
Right.
She thinks she's the baddest motherfucker in the world.
You hear her because shit, I'm fucked up.
You put that bad together?
Yeah, because we was on the floor.
That crazy.
I know a bad bitch that can hang drywall right now.
That's fine.
Can hang drywall.
That's fine.
She's redoing houses and shit.
She's missing.
No, she's blessed.
A lot of women, Mexican women know how to do that.
You know what I'm saying?
Lickin'I lost in the house.
There's a lot of fine women out here with grown men and ad job.
Mississippi, especially them Latino women, bro.
You seen these new truckers they got?
No.
They've been on the road.
You know what TikTok.
They've been on the road.
They've been on the road.
Get out the truck.
Yeah, get out of that road.
Asper.
Huh?
I said, TikTok showed me that this bad bitch is doing.
God damn, baby.
Yeah.
Showed out of 18 wheel of ass first?
Yeah.
Everybody in that witch?
Loire.
By your own?
She just came around.
I ain't over.
She carried around too low.
She's a lot.
I ain't away.
Like this, that's 14 hours.
They'd be dragging two low.
Oh, somebody ain't went to sleep.
She's driving cross country with both tithes on steering.
Come on, now.
Man, got a real good.
With a head set.
With a head.
Hey, she's the only fan.
Hey, with the head set on.
You know what you're talking about.
You know what I know.
With the headset on.
And she got the little hot plate in the background.
You can tell she'd be making a bird.
burgers and shit.
Living our life on the road.
Why you're always on the road?
Trucks no like this.
Knicks putting up to the truck stop.
Beating a head in.
That's her name.
Truck stop,
Lot lizard.
2.180, I'm pulling up.
2.180 I'm pulling up.
Wait, you could be a lot lizard and a driver?
No.
What's a lot lizard?
That's a lot lizard.
They're at the truck stop.
They'd be working too.
They be working, wife.
I ain't even know that what that's up.
That's why the turkeys on there.
That ain't wide, but it's good.
It's got a lot to do with it
It's got a lot to do with it
Oh God
It's got a lot to do with it
They just walk up
It ain't none of their airs to talk going
No, they walk up to give you prices
$20 for a B.J
$40 is about so much pussy
For a strike
$50 for a half an hour
You can get your
They'll advance you your check
They're coming up with money
When you're a trucker you can send a request
And they're up to a certain amount
They'll advance you that shit
And that's what they're doing.
That's what they're doing.
Hell, y'all.
You know, that road is getting lonely.
He's lonely, wrong that road.
Niggins.
Muppah getting hard.
Where do you think that TV?
You think that TV is...
Man, I ain't fucking three weeks I had to hang my dick at the one.
Come on, man.
You think that TV ain't stopped and got no head with their driver
before he got there before that TV got to stop?
Just keep America going.
Hell yeah.
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And what keep niggas going?
He hit, pussy.
Little prostitution.
Little lot of little.
A little 60 dollars shot.
That's it.
A lot less.
And the good thing about it is they know that they ain't like,
they ain't even like prostitute worthy, so they charge.
You know that was a thing.
Ours amounts for the pussy.
They'd be like $47.
$63.
You get some pussy and see it for $63.
And they ain't got to text the bitch back none.
And she got some ones to get it changed back.
$47.
$7.
Come on, man.
You grab it's a Subway sandwich and Big Mountain Dew shit let you fuck for $31.
If it's $63, you give a $70, do you let her keep the train?
It depends on if you got paid that week or not.
If you need that seven, you got to put it back.
Man, you get a Subway sandwich a 2-liter Dye Mountain Dew.
Two-liter?
Oh, yeah.
Not a $7, though.
And then she's going to let you fuck for the 31.
But that's not including the sandwich in the drink.
She can't eat no chips because of something.
back teeth crack.
Because she'd be drinking
them dad Moundoos up all night on the track.
Working that lot.
A lot less.
They don't make a lot of money, but they make enough to
sustain.
You can tell, too, but you can tell.
Like, they know they TV fart up.
And dental insurance is a motherfucker.
That's the game. I see why folks TV
fucked up. People can't get that T-fit
with the insurance.
Man, that shit is expensive, bro.
The insurance is crazy. They're like, look, you're going to give you
$1,000, $2,000,
but you can use that up to $2,000
but your tea cleaning
going to be $8555.
So I get two tea cleaning.
For free.
That's all the insurance.
That's all the insurance is full.
I'm like, what about the root now?
Yeah, that's it called $25.
Yeah.
They should base it off how many teeth you got.
If you got bad teeth,
then they know you for.
Yeah, if you miss it like the teeth
that you got in your mouth.
If you...
Your biological teeth...
My eyes sure is already.
I'm fucked up.
I said...
I'll cut off in the suitors already.
So you're telling me it was a weird...
If you're missing them aside once...
They can't charge you for them.
They already go.
But I'm saying...
It's based on the teeth in your mouth.
But then they say...
Your biological teeth you was born.
But then this is what they say.
It's like...
It's like buying a space at the cemetery.
They're like, even though there's not a teeth,
you're going to envision to put a tooth there.
So let's insure that little spot.
They got a cover.
We're going to insure each gun.
You got to be
grown and had that insurance, though,
because they treat you different,
dog.
Like, if you go,
if you go to the hospital
right now for a gunshot wound,
they're going to be like,
nigga, that's vertigo.
Going there with...
You got no insurance.
Going there, huh?
Yeah, but no insurance.
I haven't been enough for some real shit
in the fault.
Like, nigga, that's vertigo.
Get that, that's vertigo.
Go in there with some insurance.
You go in there for vertigo,
they'd be like, yeah,
but did we tell you about this gunshot wound?
Hey, you're back.
When you're going there?
You're going there with insurance.
When you go in there with insurance,
and make sure your dick don't fall out that little road,
they'll pull it to the side of it.
You ain't got no insurance.
You're in there a butt-ass-neck-old-old-old.
They don't get you no warm blankets.
They don't do that too much.
It's cold as a motherfucker in there.
You're butt-ass-nacket.
The lady who puts that a little bit.
The lady who puts that look hard in us.
You got your legs tucked all the way up underneath that.
You are under the bed.
They ain't told us.
You don't fold your bed up in that day the state could stay walking.
Let me say something.
Anytime you're sitting in that bitch and you ask yourself that they forget about me,
you know that insurance ain't.
Not your ass out.
You're trying to tell you, bro.
Those folks cheat you like shit, but you ain't got no insurance, but vertigo.
And they're about to tell you about it.
Vertigo, vertigo, vertigo, vertigo.
Placebo pills.
We're going to give you something for that.
Shit.
Well, they hit me out when I got a stout because I know they had no insurance.
They took me surgery in a day day.
A lot of metal.
A lot of metal.
A lot of money.
It ain't down no more.
It's not a lot of money.
And if you do that shit.
Use the fuck out of it.
Use it up.
Yeah, bro.
If you think something wrong about.
Use your plan.
Yeah, use that.
Get you some insurance.
That's shit important.
It depends on which insurance.
For real, man.
You'll have some bullshit.
You'll have some shit.
A lot of that.
Dill insurance is a trade.
And they don't cover shit.
Dillard insurance is a trade.
I see why a lot of people teeth fucked up.
They'll explain why the niggas can't get their teeth fit.
It don't be there.
They don't want to.
They can't.
That's a $400 a job.
That's like six, five different train minutes,
and they got to get fit.
Well, they got an alternative.
They need to do a documentary on the side of you.
That's 12, Hunter, right now.
But you need to go.
I got conspiracy theory about that shit.
They need to, because I'll be trying.
Everybody got a different story on why they miss it.
They said.
Like, people didn't have a bad experience at the dentist, bro.
I have.
Because, nigga, I was grown before I found out they could give you some shit that make the shit not hurt.
Right.
They got some shit in that, bitch.
That make you not feel shit.
Come on, when they shoot it in, they're sending out of the gas.
They got some other shit when they shoot in your gun.
They got some other shit.
But you can't feel your motherfuckin' lips, though.
By then, you can't feel that lip for about two hours.
I'm already howling this gas.
They got this motherfucking mask, right?
They put this shit on their niggins.
And you'd be like, fuck, they're about to do the surgery.
Then after building that gas for three minutes, you'd be like,
these motherfuckin' motherfucker better hurry up.
Then the next thing you know, they're motherfucking doing it.
And then you encourage them.
Like, man, get that shit.
Get that.
Man, this shit good, bro.
I just, I'm just happy to be in this.
Like, bro, life's so fucking good thing.
It's like, nigga, this shit, post.
You're only hurt.
I can't be able to sleep.
I can't understand.
I ain't like that shit, bro.
Then when you wake up, what are that?
The bed high in the world?
Nah, hell, my, bro.
They gave me with the goal.
I was too high, though.
See, I didn't get, it don't lay.
So soon as they take the shit off, you ain't had no more.
Yeah.
That's the fucked up, boy.
But I was like, nigga, this shit, Michael Jackson.
Yeah, on God.
I see why?
Yeah, I don't know what that shit is,
niggas in the little World War II mass.
Uh-uh, that shit.
Don't put me in a guy.
Look, man, it's all the difference in there.
Always get me to the sleep they got there.
Oh, they're having me crazy why I can't get you to my stuff.
Man, they're crazy why I won't get you together.
Yeah, they put me to sleep.
Yeah, that's different.
Because later, yeah, man, they don't get you.
She was like, this shit worked so fast.
She was like, look, they're going to give you the shot.
They're going to give you the shot.
I ain't trying to do that, not in none.
She's giving me the shot
Already, she's like
When she smacked that teeth
She was like
Man, you ain't even gonna know when they gave you the shot
I'm like man, I'm gonna know man
I know everything
This bitch I'm already hit me with the shot
Now they ain't even though
She walked out she was like so
Yeah you know the surgery going to happen
About 20 minutes you're gonna be all
I'm like yeah man I ain't even tripping man
Woke up your name
Hey man
Yeah man shit out
I had had had a dillin surgery
They made me go get this pill from the doctor
From the pharmacy
It was just one pill
in the bottle. They said, you gotta take this shit when you get back to the chair.
Man, I took the shit. No bullshit. Walk up at the house, man. I'm not how the fuck I got to.
I know my brother took me, but I don't know when. He brought you back. I just remember.
They was like, all right, go ahead and take the shit. And then I took it. Sit down and I woke up on my
motherfucking couch. I'm like, what the fuck was in that pill? The pill was real small, too.
I got a pill from Daryl Mama one time
I thought I was gonna make me sleep
But fuck me up, boy
I'm talking about, I just wanted to sleep
the whole trip to floor
The man I'm fucking up for like three days
I'm talking about spinning
He's spinning
Spending
Mora gave me some blood pressure
I don't know what you gave me
I was gonna fuck up for three days
Was your hair hurting?
No
I just want
I have a hard time sleeping in cars
bro
Okay
So I wanted to go out there
Shoutin gave me
Oh you did me
She didn't have the blood, too.
Man, I got this my blood in his body.
That's fuck.
I got a teaspoon.
I got off the pills.
I didn't have with no pill in.
But it was how he stood up.
Yeah, the real mama gave me a pill.
He gave me a pill.
Yeah, he knows what I'm talking about.
She gave me a pill, but I'm trying to support me.
Oh, yeah, I'm in the back, throwing up, spinning.
I can't do nothing.
I'm supposed to be helping my baby mama drive.
I ain't talking about it.
Yeah.
She's like, I got the first five hours.
I'm gonna sleep these five out
I'm gonna get more than that
I'm gonna cross over in the past little five out
hell boy they had a bleak day niggins
they just let you know they got some shit out here
they just know you can't just be taking anything
they got anything about everybody everybody
everybody different it'd be all right
while with the hood have no idea
bro they got some shit out here
on the drug shit
like the legal drug
man these are some bad motherfuckers man
and when you take it you be like
Niggas is on this.
Listen.
No.
Every day ain't no way.
So he's like, I know a nigga
ain't a fucking way.
I'm like, bro, you got to be tripping.
Why are you on this?
I'm a regular nigga who don't
been through some shit.
This shit got beefed.
Oh, my motherfucking drugs.
You need that.
Look how low I am,
right?
He's got me 15 as in a day.
You know, something wrong with you game.
For real, for real.
Your Tyler was just a crazy high game.
I said, I'll say, I'll put him.
My motherfucker better better did it so much.
Boy, it'll be hot up.
Oh, bro.
I'm telling him.
That one said.
I got on a person said when I got stabbed,
so I ain't started hearing about it in the rap,
the athlete.
I was like, oh, okay, okay.
I remember the day I discovered all the white kids
at the school was on the Adderall and the shit.
They're going crazy on the act.
I ain't even know what I was out in the school.
Don't that act?
On the ad.
That was a crazy-ass time, though.
They used to fuck me up by jail.
Like, they bring the nigger their prescription
and then they shannon it.
I'm like, you ain't supposed to take it like that.
It ain't going to hurt like that.
You need to do how you're supposed to do
You had some fucking
Who was on like Prozac and shit?
He used some water
Did you go out high school
With somebody that was on their Prozac and shit?
It was always like a few motherfuckers
Who everybody knew was really on them pills and shit
And they was always fucked up
Well on their prozette like them downers and shit
Oh like that anxiety medicine
Yeah, anti-depress
It's all off and shit
Zola
Zola
Alexa Proe
Alexa Proe
Let me get in that bitch
On their medication, man, getting high.
They used to get high on the whiteout, too.
The whiteout.
The Marcus was crazy.
The Expo Marcus.
The bitch was strong, eh.
No, that white was strong.
I fucked with the whiteout.
I fucked with a couple of them bitch.
The bitch was strong, ain't.
I was fucking with the whiteout.
You fuck with the whiteout?
No, I was fucking with the whiteout.
When we started getting the white boy in this school,
they were four-hats.
Everybody hit the bitch in one time.
When you pop off the top, they're like,
who this is a good one?
Fuck, boy.
Man, hell, no.
I was on real, bro.
Bro, back of memory, huh?
That's your brother back of memory.
That's what's wrong with your head, man.
Because that niggins said, oh, this is a good one.
He said it's like, oh, this is a good one.
What the bad ones was?
Dread out.
They made them over here.
You can use this bitch a few times.
I'm just, this nigga.
He was on the real shit like, yeah, but I fought the Molly now.
I'm like, Molly.
The whole time, who got there?
You have a whole patty.
He's talking about Molly.
I'm like,
doing Molly.
Who the fuck doing that?
Not the nigga getting pills
from Derell.
This is a real drug.
Lickin'all.
Three days.
Be a motherfucker fucking man.
Y'all licking it.
No.
Y'all licking y'all licking your hand and shit.
They're like,
yo, my god, got that another nigga lick your hand.
Yeah, that bull bull.
Oh, yeah.
Licking, nigga, Molly out of the hand.
Look at the chrism.
Oh, yeah, that boy was a hard guy.
Let me smell it.
Nick a nigga shit.
I beat your ass.
You got in dead all your drugs.
And one lick.
One lick and slit is a dove.
And guess what he's going to tell everybody in the hood?
I hear a lick.
That nigga out there lick your whole head.
I'll tell him.
That drug was different.
I couldn't get out.
That nigga mojo.
That boy, told you a bro.
Motherfucking mojo.
What was happening a load?
And you finally have made it up in this, motherfucker.
I ain't got that all, man.
What?
I didn't got out of it.
I told you.
I've been trying to come fuck with y'all, man.
What's been stopping?
You've been there with?
No, I came down here.
Remember the one time I came with you was busy?
Yeah.
My boy did run one for me.
And I did pull up.
I did pull up on back.
Okay.
I beat his ass in the game.
He ain't tell us that.
Yeah.
You know, we let our guess, you know.
Come on, man.
No, I see.
No, I see.
You were like, don't win.
We got to run out.
I don't know what happened that thing.
Remember what you was, you was really trying that day.
If we was, if we were just on some regular shit, I'd have beat that eye.
I'm coming back, yeah, come on.
Because I really, in my, I really don't think you could beat.
What y'all's playing?
I whipped the nigger in about four different shit.
I think we're playing a boxing game or something.
Wipped him in his favorite game.
More than combat.
Then I did that.
And then I woke the nigg on, uh...
Can't you get Sonny?
Ready to rumper.
I who whipped shit, I'm ready to rummed.
Oh yeah.
They're trying to drop the, uh, I don't want everybody on the episode,
but they're trying to drop the new, uh, Mario car
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't finish telling them.
I whipped the shit out of them on that.
What else we played?
Basketball?
Whatever.
All the shit I played, I whooped the thing in.
He kept on to run it back.
That's why I called one.
Run another one.
I'm trying to run another one.
Run it back.
Yeah, he had told me.
He had stabbed me up, though.
He had told me it was going to be a little boy.
He was going to spend a board, whatever was on the board.
But this nigga played mad in for real, bro.
You beat you.
I told you that, though.
You're crazy.
I ain't going to hold you.
I told you.
Who you beat him?
Who you beat them?
He ain't gonna be played with.
Oh, okay.
And they go crazy.
That's what you're making niggas mad.
I'm beating them with Chicago.
Motherfucking feel like I'm not supposed to win with them.
With the whole time.
Yeah.
They feel like I ain't supposed to win.
Who you play with?
You know I went Henry Schwad.
I went Big Ben.
You didn't do what you were supposed to do.
I didn't do no way in there what I was supposed to do.
Oh no.
How you beat me that?
That's your girl.
You fuck around for a lot?
Yeah, I'll fuck around.
I beat you.
No.
No.
No.
We just had a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little bit, a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.
Little something.
All you're rich too.
I'm fucking around.
I don't get rich.
What the heck in there?
Yeah, no.
Y'all are the rich nigga.
Who?
You and D.C.?
No, she got it too, though.
I don't have, all right.
I'm trying to dub me because I used to sniff them off
from this shit.
That's all the truth.
I mean, I gave me a bit.
This dink like, I don't.
He can't, what you say, fly.
You can't say, I can't be my,
you can't be my, I can't be my.
I'm like, yeah, man, I used to smoke a morgue.
He's like, what, what, you said a morgue?
Oh, shit, you think that's what I'm going to talk to each.
Nica, you do margars?
No, I ain't saying like it was a habit.
I don't say I was a kid.
Nah.
It's a kid right now who know, like, I know what you're talking about.
No, Flato.
You ain't that sniff, like.
It was how you said it, though.
Oh, I mean, my bad.
You let us know.
You let us know.
You was like, that wasn't just, like, that was your thing.
Yeah, you was doing it.
You was the big in the classroom when you were stealing the teacher,
Marker, like, me and said it.
She didn't I just have a blue marker up in there?
John, I'm not using you of anything.
Empty your pocket.
I've been using a blue marker all day.
You've come to my bag.
He got to smud the blue marker right down.
What?
What?
You're trying to hit it too quick.
Role on his mouth.
John, you got blue all around your mouth.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
That ain't me.
You can stand up all the markers that fell off his lap.
Just top.
You're just a bunch of tough.
You'd be breaking your shit every time.
Oh, shit.
The dick said you stand up a bunch of tops fall out your pocket.
I'm not blaming nobody.
But since the school year started, I have been through 10 packs of markets.
It always happened between fifth and six period.
Not mean, bro.
I didn't do it, bro.
The teacher catch on the switch brands a market.
Now, this thing got attitude.
Why don't get the other markers no more, Miss Jackson?
It doesn't make much of a difference to me, y'all.
Marcus is a marker.
Bitch get off!
I knew it.
No, the Expo.
See, he remember the brand in there.
That's addiction.
Mom, come on my mom was a teacher, bro.
I like, that shit was all right.
You didn't do this shit at the house.
No, this shit just was around.
But he's brand-new-ass.
You're like, God, what are they making these bitches out?
He liked them because they stink.
They stink, but they were scorn.
I don't know what was in it.
That's how that whiteout was.
That nigga was getting up earlier,
just sniffed markers before school, like cigarettes.
And then you all had sniffed whiteout.
Yeah, but I went doing it like how he used to do that stuff.
Whiteout, nigga.
That's white out.
You were a killer whiteout, too, boy.
He's talking about me.
But you couldn't even snobider with me.
White out.
No, mojo.
Oh, he's going crazy.
God.
Damn.
Hey, you don't take it all.
Fuck an eight ball, you got about a whole food table
for that d'nick's face.
A little pooh-to.
Everybody watching that nigga get to sat.
You pass the mojo.
He get quiet in him.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Pull hit line for him.
You fucking do it out of your hand.
He's doing it off your hand.
He's doing it off your own.
Oh, that's a dick.
Watch this.
What a written.
Damn, Mojo.
I wouldn't have been doing drugs with you anyway.
Yeah, drugs are bad.
I'm just glad I got it out of the way earlier because a lot of my parents are older not doing that shit, I'd be like, young.
He needs to fix your shit.
What the fuck?
We're young and stupid.
I'm glad we got that shit out of the way young and stupid.
Yeah, that's amazing though.
Some of the shit you think about that you survive that you would never do again.
Never.
I got to do family feud in the morning.
You on now?
Good George Wiley?
Yeah, he did say he wanted...
I want you to come on there and be my family.
Yeah, I want you to come meet my nephew.
You're gonna come to meet my nephew.
You're gonna come to meet my nephew.
I'm for George.
Mm-hmm.
Go on that.
Pop shit with O.G., man.
You're becoming a regular on family shoe.
You're fucking around and win the money.
I'm gonna try to tell you, man.
I'm trying to get down there and do the little 60-second shit.
You understand?
Go ahead, Steve, drop that $20,000.
That's how much the prize is.
Mm-hmm, the extra.
But you can win more.
Oh, hell yeah.
They get money on that money, well, they get a lot of $20,000.
On family fuel?
Yeah.
Everybody won't win everyone.
I like the part of the family few where they bring the motherfuckers out and just ask them about the survey.
Name three different kinds of monkeys.
Mm-hmm.
They always ask you some shit.
They don't really make no sense.
make no sense. If you had to hide your house keys
on your body, where would you have?
Where would you most likely happen?
In my breast, Steve.
Breast!
Did you hear what she's saying?
Hear no breath?
Let's see.
Nope.
Everybody in the crowd,
oh.
Shut up.
What would be when they say a dumb ass answer?
Because the breast wasn't a bad way.
That's one of the bad answer.
I know my son had everything in their titty.
I mean, but he should have been up there.
It should have been there.
So would have been a stupid answer?
A stupid answer?
When you could have had the keys?
I like when that stupid answer be the number one answer.
Because you'd be thinking it ain't going to be on that.
Right.
And they stole it too.
Between your toes.
Bing!
What the fuck?
And for the still!
Two hundred.
We asked the family can go to the bonifron.
We asked you what you think.
asked you what you think your wife's favorite body part on you,
you said, these nuts.
50 points.
Oh, they won the money!
Who is crazy?
These nuts with the number on now.
Ain't no fucking way.
At all the points.
You're like, that everybody said that.
These nuts with the number one now.
That shit ain't never gonna go out of stuff.
Ain't never gonna go out.
Two thousand years from now, they were like,
you know, you know what was popular back then?
People used to get each other with a popular, popular little catchphrase.
Mm-hmm.
What was it?
I don't know.
I got a few ideas, but it was something like these.
These what?
These nothing.
He's going on.
Whatever.
Y'all seen the, uh, the, uh, Wilming.
He got his teeth and I'm glad.
He did.
Yeah, man.
They did the nigga Tee.
They got first in the motherfucker.
That internet used to be scared back in the day, boy.
That shit was different,
that shit was different.
The other boy.
The birds are chaffin.
What happened to him?
Exactly.
But you know what, though, the internet was so different then, though.
It was from what it was.
Now, you got to think about it.
That's when it started to take it time.
Fly was, fly was a, they won't let that shit fly now.
I mean, I do it.
It's like, you could do it.
They're my friends and I don't have to do that.
No more, yeah.
It was more so of a, that was my coming before I got introduced to come.
I was like, oh shit, I ain't got a rose on me.
But no.
When I'm saying this...
No, but I'm saying it...
I already know I had to do this money.
I'm just saying how sensitive they made this shit now.
Now, you can say anything on that motherfucker.
They want to flag you.
Oh, yeah, that too.
Put your face down and stuff like that.
Just because, you know what I'm saying?
It's the shit that's a guy sensitive, bro.
All these communities and came to have.
Oh, yeah.
It's a duck.
You still can do what you need...
These folks be bored.
That's what they even got going on.
I just say do what you need to do you do.
I'll be sadden the motherfuckers on TikTok or jump into, like,
something to get a nigga who killed 10 people
free to date because he old.
Like, they were literally gang up and be like, yeah, y'all need to free
that, dick.
They don't need no, nobody did.
No, they gave him folk and stuff in the
life shit. He needed to do it
them good white folks. He need to do it
white folks. But people get involved
and shit like that because they need to feel
accepted. Sometimes
there's just be a bogus-ass cause just
to bring some people together.
Like-minded motherfuckers,
they think of some bullshit to do.
You ain't got no friends
You don't finally
Found 200 people
That think just like you
You feel accepted
Your voice is now finally valid
You feel like somebody
Oh nigga
You now got a gang gun on militia
Yeah
But any bullshit out there you can think of
Somebody get slapped
Don't fuck your militia bitch
It's a group right now
They're protesting because they want vaginas on TV
She's crazy
It's a niche group
It's a group for everything
And I like pussy
But I ain't in the group
That's walking right in the
On TV
I love pussy
They ain't really doing all that shit
They got a group
parking for that
Marching for that
Marching for that
They march on right now
What's the same man
That's the same man
You put your marching suit on
That's what I'm the best shit
About the internet
Is fighting that type of shit
I ain't a titter man
Because you don't even believe
That type of shit
be going on in the world until you come across that shit.
What?
Just shit like that.
Just group shit like that.
Man, brother, listen.
Everybody got groups.
You got groups.
I got group.
Yeah, fight.
They're going to see you smacked the harder, buddy.
Fuck all that.
Let me.
I don't disrespect you.
You don't disrespect me.
But I feel like we should stop allowing groups to make disagreement as it.
as if I broke, I broke the law.
Yeah, we can't, we got to be in the disagreement.
God damn, I disagree that you put it on the same level
as I broke the law?
Yeah.
Come on, gay.
And then now you marching?
Come on, man, that's not how they go.
First of all, I disagree with everything you're doing.
Yeah.
I'm not outside the establishment, marching.
Marching.
Come on.
It's just we don't agree with it.
I just don't agree with it.
And you damn so don't agree with what I'm talking about.
They want to make y'all ass agree with it.
They're going to force you to agree with it.
They're going to force you to agree with it.
I'm like that one thing.
That one thing that I have a problem can't force me to do shit.
But we're not talking about no particular community.
We're just talking about groups.
That's why we just said group.
Group.
We're putting no title.
Special interest group.
It's just group.
Everybody got a group.
See, right now that's group.
You're on Facebook group right now.
We're talking about you.
We forced to think the way everybody will think that how they want.
We got to get our group together as black men.
Fats.
And that's what this is.
We should have been.
This is us.
People who are watching this, you're part of their group.
You know what I'm saying?
We're speaking for us.
You know what we're speaking now?
We're just speaking out against us, people like these groups saying that we can't disagree.
With the shit, okay.
You feel what I'm saying?
Can't make disagreement as if I broke the law.
Right.
And that's with anything.
Right.
That's like right now.
They're about to ban porn.
That what they're saying?
They're going to do?
They're going to do?
I mean, we're going to miss.
I've seen a lot of porn.
But that ain't our size.
Don't do that.
Don't stop porn.
But you know.
But you know.
They fight free you, too.
They're going to work.
That was the only fan for.
What?
You know why?
What?
Because the state going to beat the case.
Still, though.
Still, though.
They're going to end porn?
I'm missing.
They're for the end?
I think so.
I ain't read no porn love like that, no way.
They ain't got no.
Yeah, I ain't watched the point on it so long.
Twitter free.
Twitter is super free.
Twitter is crazy.
Nigger.
We got to be careful.
You do got to be careful.
Don't throw it for you.
You got to be careful.
Just phone, phone.
Yeah, you got it.
Your thumb and accident and hit that heart.
You'd be like, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, God.
And that shit, it never stopped popping up.
Bro.
Come on, gang.
Come on, gang.
Diggas, all of your time.
Niggas.
You both a dick.
I'm on the plane watching some shit the other day.
Uh-oh, you go crazy.
My headphones, I got them Apple headphones.
I'm thinking they connected to the phone.
They did.
I'm looking at.
No.
They was connected to the other phones.
So, this shit loud.
Why, everybody...
Loud as hell.
Stupid.
Loud as a motherfucker.
Old lady.
I'm talking about you.
Watching the point on the sky.
Disgusting.
It was six.
And watch about...
You got to judge it, dink it.
This motherfucker about six seconds, man.
That's crazy.
Up in the sky?
On your dead to sky?
No, we was on...
No, we ain't...
We was just said out.
Oh, oh.
Damn.
You couldn't even wait.
You couldn't even walk.
And he was like, who!
See, get back.
Yeah.
Oh, skip that shit up there.
Put that shit up there.
Yeah, put it up there.
Shit, that nigga on the planet player.
That nigga played a pocket pool like a world.
The butt jacket, that one fucking through the pocket.
They call that pocket poo.
That thing is stupid me, y'all, right.
That's how you living, man.
That shit was a lot.
No, I mean, that was...
That's old way.
They're about to fan this shit.
It's all you freaky-in' nigg.
That need tired.
That need tired.
You can sit and watch it.
I used to sit and watch it just look at this
this dude talk crazy, man.
He ain't clean up with that,
they didn't play.
They don't talk how they used to talk back in there.
They said some dumb shit back in the day.
Why would they ban porn?
Why would they ban point?
Exactly.
I don't know it's up for you, niggas.
Oh, you freak-ass niggas, who ain't getting pussy, it's crap.
Y'all, niggas been to go crazy.
But they're gonna bear.
They're just gonna be there.
Like, blue corn?
It's more porn on the internet than it is
or anything on the internet.
It would?
It's more porn.
He said it's more porn on internet.
anything that's a lot of crazy-ass explicit shit out there Instagram what they ban like
if they band porn what's gonna replace it oh that's it oh that's it over with it no page
and bro what's gonna replace porn yeah what they're gonna be they're they got to be dressed fly
no the VR DVD gonna come back no I'm talking about the VR well that's crazy you don't
brought the pussy even closer yeah yeah yeah I nigga buying internet pussy for real for real
Yeah, the bitch walks. She's a hologram.
She's a hologram.
Hi, John.
Me too.
By the hell, girl.
Looks bad.
Bad coming up with shit.
He didn't even touch that.
You're in the room.
You're going to roll by yourself.
Look, a stupid head with the big-haired
with a big-haired goggles on.
This big name Blake in two hours.
Hi, John.
How are you?
How are you?
Would you like to reverse devil coxed me?
Tonight?
Well, that's a hit that point.
But it's niggas that really, it's motherfuckers out here that really be invested in to that shit, though.
Yeah, bro.
They get a steady on that shit, bro, saying that it's like fucking up a lot of niggas, because that's all they do.
Like, fucking up their social skills.
They don't know how to, for real.
A lot of these niggas don't even know how to talk to a chick, for real.
I saw a video.
So on you.
You know, I watched a lot of them in your ass.
They put interviews and shit.
You like cock.
Just go right there to it.
But I'm watching one of these little interview,
because you know, I'd be up on all that little culture and shit.
Niggie said he ain't get no pussy.
If he was 26, I don't like, I don't know.
You're talking for a turd.
You can't even get right?
She's like, you have a dated black girl?
He's like, yeah, I love Ebony women.
Yeah.
Oh, I can't.
Yeah.
I can't imagine.
I love everything.
I can't imagine.
That's crazy.
But he's the thing, though.
I wish I would have waited to 26.
26.
Even after high school, listen, I can't understand that.
I fell into that state.
But if you don't get it, if you don't get it.
18, 19, I'm like, what that shit late in for?
15 was all more late.
Nicky could respect it.
They were like, all right, no.
You had by the money.
We start, we start thinking you're looking at the shooting.
Better hurry up.
C-1717 for wrong with you, man.
You better hurry up.
You ain't on the other side.
Yeah, man.
You're going to get some pussy, man.
We had a community, bro.
Right.
You're all going to tell you, babe.
Hey.
Hey.
you start fucking something.
Hey, hey,
get all of them
goddamn bumps off of your face,
I'm telling you.
Hey. Why are you breaking out?
I can't add my,
I got to wait at my baby
get a little old.
I'm trying to get him right now,
but, you know, he's a child
or he's a baby, so he don't know.
Two, four, he'd be fired at that money.
I'm like, I'm like, you got a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
He's like, boyfriend.
Niggins stand and run out half the hair, boyfriend.
Bagged be like, man, come here.
Come here, come here.
You got a fucking boy.
You got to stop doing that to yourself.
I swear to God.
He'd say it like he'd know he'd be infighted, too.
No he's fucking with you.
But he's a child, he don't know those.
I thought you were going to say fat or something, me.
I'm like, man, he's a fly-yo.
He's too young.
I'm trying to get him right early.
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Tell me, they're trying to get them right here.
They don't know.
They'll walk right up to you and your girl.
Oh, she's trying to be your boyfriend.
They don't be doing, bro.
They don't.
They brain don't register shit until they, like, eight guys.
Bro, all that shit is sexual anyways.
They not, their minds ain't even developed to even understand what the fuck that is.
You know what I'm saying?
So when they get older
And now they're thinking
They know what they like and all their
Some kids are fans
Some kids are fans
Some kids are fans
All they mean is they was
Expobos to some shit
They shouldn't have seen
That's all that is
That's all that means
I said the post of the other day
When my daughter and her friend
That would have plaid the plaid short
I can we close the door?
Hell no
There's no
Can we close the door around my house
Hell no
All do is open
I was raised with curtains, baby.
I wasn't even allowed to have dough.
My dad took the dough off the hensis.
Damn.
Nigger, I used to put the air mattress up to block my shit.
And I was trying to...
On the dough?
Nigger, I would put the air mattresses up to block the door way, Nick.
Move the rock.
Damn.
My dad did shit.
My pop said to the nigger.
He took the door off the hinges, nigga.
Yeah, damn.
Put the air mattresses out.
He come here and pop it.
I want to tell you about this shit.
My mama knocked that bitch down.
You need to clean this motherfucker up.
Yeah.
I used to sleep on two out of the actresses.
I was shit.
Pop sucked that bitch.
I don't know.
I told my dad the whole summer.
I ain't even know that nigga was hungry.
The nigga tried to try to be a good dad to them.
It's no controversial when you're black and you close the door to your room.
I mean, you're doing something.
You're doing something.
You're doing something.
Because they're like, why the door got to be closed,
you're doing.
Some kids are slowly trying to close the door so they won't hear the clothes.
You know what I'm saying.
They'll try to close the door.
the door, and your folks don't know your door been closed about an hour or two.
Yeah, come open that bit.
Somebody that came through the window.
Yeah, like I just did that.
Somebody that came through the window.
See, that shit has escalate, though.
Boy.
And you close that door.
And we got to close that door?
Yeah, they take that shit person.
Open that mother, and open that motherfucking.
Oh, don't have it locked.
Oh.
You lock a door?
That's why my shit got off the hinges.
I locked.
Boom, boom, boom.
Stop playing.
And then don't take too long to unlock it.
But I ain't had a lock.
I didn't had to lock.
I had to lock.
You're doing nothing.
In their mind, you're doing nothing.
Why I take you so, now you're doing something you're going to be doing.
Hey, because in their mind, when they go open that door,
your ass in here thinking, you're grown.
You think you what the wrong with you?
That's exactly what you think.
You're wrong with you.
You're going to see what you're doing.
And they always want to tell you.
You ain't paid shit in here to have no clothes.
Who knew you had to pay bills to close a dough, then?
That shit crazy.
You know when you go to sleep, your door open.
Why are we like the red opposite door as parents?
We said, hey, close that door.
God damn noise.
Mm-mm.
Mm-hmm.
We're the opposite.
We're the opposite.
We're the opposite.
Close that.
Closing that door growing up.
Now it's like, hey, y'all go in that room and close that door.
Right now.
Don't know.
And don't come back out there, motherfucker.
You get that motherfucker, like, tied out.
Close the door is crazy.
Because we came from outside.
We were going to try that.
We're trying to be, we're trying to go outside.
I'm trying to go outside.
We're playing in-hop right now.
I can't miss another game.
I got, we can't even know what in the hop here.
They don't even know where outside.
Ain't even what outside used to be.
Man, I'm going to create an interhop lead.
Bro.
Playing any, do you ever play in-hop for?
It's a baseball with a tennis ball.
Oh, yeah, we didn't be, we just call it baseball.
Oh, no.
We ain't had no baseball, so we just used the tennis ball.
Oh, no.
It ain't, like, play it played like baseball with the ball and bouncing.
Bro, we used to go outside.
When you pitch it?
Yeah.
We ain't played like that.
Just trying to find the most dangerous shit.
We can find them.
Ketching on the beach.
What y'all doing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Y'all playing the street.
Niggins tell the truth.
Breaking glass.
That was far than a motherfucker.
Breaking glass.
What y'all doing?
throwing rocks at this mailbox.
We definitely used to walk the wood.
Y'all have been 32 rocks at this mailbox and then somebody ride up and say,
oh, you know that Ms. Robinson.
You're hoping to get y'all goddamn man over here and get Ms. Robertson's mailbox back on that goddamn stick.
Now, why the fuck would you be the hardrocks at that, man?
We used to do this stuff shit.
I'm from Mrs. Stephen, Nick.
We find us a good ditch.
We in that.
Nigga, the ditch can be 500 feet down that way.
Ain't nothing but smates and wrinkles.
Bro your billboards?
Oh, we were breaking glass in the ditch.
Oh, man.
Don't let a random batches end up in the ditch.
man every country nigga than seen a motherfucking snake that's the trampoline that they
wouldn't post to see out there fucking around the wood that this big man you want to go down there
see it hell yeah i got to see this shit and that motherfucker got to crack the motherfucker crack the
motherfucker around and see it for real that with the water part oh no we yep yep yep yeah crack
a fire fire come over and they be mad and there's a motherfucker
They're not knowing we're going to turn this shit right back home.
So as y'all leave.
We've been to turn this shit right back home, okay?
This is it over three hours.
What is y'all doing?
Lick, running down the street getting me big.
My father got hurt, though.
I was already in the project.
We didn't do no shit like that.
They thought that fire.
They ain't got right into it.
Through his ass.
Plan.
He got right in front of it.
That million man mark.
That million man marks person.
He was like, boy, min'am all.
That my fucking had that million man markup.
Boy?
This shit's made to put out five, motherfucker.
You're 40 pounds.
That's a boy sitting his head
30 feet, boy.
I'm scared.
You ever seen a nigga chasing a football
looking up and hit a park?
Oh, shit.
You ever seen a nigga chasing the football
and hit another nigga?
Like a baseball?
No, my bad baseball.
Oh, no.
Oh, niggas running to each other.
I've been there a couple of times, not in a country.
I see a nigga running to a car chasing
after their football.
I see a nigga up out of the baseball.
Two niggled jigs.
Boom!
I see a nigga jumping for the bay ball
get the tea and all that.
Stupid.
Like, why you're called?
Ain't called.
Ain't nobody calling that.
Why you jump for the ball?
Like, any nigga who jumped,
like, you're just being extra.
You're just trying to be pretty.
That he said.
The ball?
The ball hit him?
The ball hit him?
No, that big came out the sky, too.
Bo T.
Yeah.
They won't be a shirt.
Yeah.
Out of that.
They got to get the screws in this shit.
Walk about laughing like a motherfucking stupid-ass.
Yeah, you jumping for
You jump right into the ball
I got knocked out
I got knocked out
Running into another
nigga going for a ball
Both of a jet collide
Boom
What's great at
Yeah I went out
Young nigga too
I woke up dizzy
It's like he passed out
Nigger when you wake up
She'd feel like shit
crawling on you and shit
You dizzy
You wooze
I'm like what the fuck
Game over with
Game over with
We were out of me and him
We were both fucked up
We head on
Yeah I had a concussion
Yeah I had a concussion like that
Both five mama was right here
Well, the nigga hit me, nigga.
I ain't even, this, nigga,
he ain't even had to hit me like this.
And we just playing no pads on or nothing.
I caught the ball.
The nigga was standing right there.
That nigga, big as a motherfucker.
Knocked me out.
We had the pot.
I woke up.
We in the hospital, nigga.
I woke up, all I seen was my football cleats.
Nica, my legs was asshing in the motherfucker.
I was hurt, nigga.
I was hurt.
Knocked me the fuck out.
My mom was like, I told you,
I told you, stopped going out there,
and I put no pads on.
Oh, you just had on, you didn't, we just out there just playing.
We got some pants and, in, in shoes.
Well, I had on the t-shirts and some shorts and some cleats.
We got out there just playing.
Shit, I told you, I got hit like, I got hit like that one-time playing football, man.
I know that shit had to affect me long-term.
Man, this motherfucker hit me so hard.
They thought he was a good player.
Man, this motherfucker hit me so hard.
From the blind side, I was playing a cornerback.
I never forget this shit.
I'm playing cornerback on this side.
I see the quarterback, like, dude, the little option.
This motherfucker running up the sideline.
So I break, and I'm running over there.
I'm looking at the quarterback.
I don't see nothing but the quarterback.
This motherfucker came back down the field.
And as I'm running like this, this is my pursuit.
Boom!
That would be the word here.
The shit was so loud.
The shit was so loud.
Everybody kind of like...
That clack like a mouth for me.
All you heard, all looks heard was,
whoo.
And then it's like, I got hit from the blind side.
So it ain't just like, I got hit and hit the ground.
So when the motherfucker hit me, I can just see my...
I'm just falling backwards.
He's spank.
And I'm looking like...
And then I look, I was like,
that looked like my goddamn shit.
Pah!
Not when I'm like, when I land, I'm sliding.
Let my fucking slip.
My coach looked at me so disappointed.
I had a big-ass clump of dirt on my head.
You got the grass day and you did.
You okay?
I'm like, yeah, I'm straight.
I'm trying to put the shit back on.
I got something like dirt and mud.
And the niggum.
And the niggins then broke all the buckles on the goddamn helmet.
God, damn.
You got to get a new helmet.
I had to go get a new helmet for real.
Ring Miller or another way.
I think everybody got to fuck-up football.
Man, that happened out.
That motherfucker hit me so hard.
My coach was like, after practice, my coach was like,
hey, if half of you guys had enough,
as much hard as Carlos Miller, I'm gonna do.
He's standing the helmet still to the side.
Oh, yeah.
I need to have to be, you know, they fit.
I ain't have to do shit, the rest of the place.
Still fucked up.
He's trying to talk to him.
We got every day.
They just let him happen.
They just let him.
He was running after practice that day.
You had enough to deal with the day.
You would that be like a fiddy.
Oh, you don't tell that'd be too happy.
Checks, scrapped up by that nigga, yeah.
That motherfucker had to laugh and face a dance on you.
Making out the earhole, man.
Hey, coach his helmet don't fit it.
You ain't gonna need it today.
You're really done for the rest of the thing.
Hey, but that I found out I had, ah, my nigga.
I remember the nigga.
First of all, I can say this.
It name was Scrozier.
He was in the slow plan.
Damn.
But he played on football
He wasn't really slow for me
He was the type of nigga
Man, super strong
But the coach didn't like me
The coach told that nigga
It's just talking me, Jeff Lug
Man, as soon as the nix say hype
niggas that piqued me up
I'm talking to that, he walking with me
I'm like, oh, what the fuck is you doing, bro?
He told him he walked with it.
He walked, I'm like, bro, the fuck that you're doing,
Coach, go, go to win up
and go out, coach
He said he's sorry
I can tell you how you know you ain't bullshit.
We had a nigger that was on our team that was in the slow clan.
No.
The nigger ain't no left from the right.
But this motherfucker was a prototype athlete could nobody on the team tackle him.
This motherfucker didn't know his left from his right.
So the coach put a black wristband on his left wrist and a white one on his right wrist.
That's the dog.
Bobby Booster.
Bobby Boucher.
That mother.
Man, this motherfucker.
That, nigga, bound me on my back.
Nick, all I was doing was saying,
he-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
Nigger's standing over me, like, man, what the fuck I'm wrong with you?
I'm like, nigga, I'm like,
he-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
I'm like, man, that would be playing too much.
I'm like, I'm going to die.
That's all I'm going to die.
That's all I'm going to play football in school.
And a lot of niggas in different schools
were from different neighborhoods that we didn't like,
so we get to take that shit out on the field.
I don't even want the ball.
I'm gonna tear your ass up.
Touch that ball, see what I do.
You know how you could have easily got a highlight in football, though,
on special team?
Yeah.
On kickoff?
Special teams ain't like how it used to be no mother.
You could find you one motherfucker who ain't looking and just knocked the shit out of it.
That's how a nigga did you?
That nigga called me on the crackback.
That's what it's called.
That's what it's called.
He didn't come back.
He really did some dirty shit.
It was a bitch move.
I don't respect it.
I never respected it.
But if he would have did it straight up, I could have respected it, but since you had to sneak me, I ain't, I ain't never respect it.
The crazy part about the nigga know who he is.
He told me. He told me. I did that.
Oh, he knows who it did that. He knew who it did that shit.
No. He knew that name. I ain't laid there.
Jackson. You seen that bitch where you got back to him.
It was Jackson. He's a little hard talk that shit now.
That's the one thing about me. You do me wrong. I'd never speak your name.
What was the nigga's name, below? You remember the nigga Jersey number.
I don't. It was at practice.
It wasn't even in the game.
It was person.
It was person.
Plenty niggas in the huddle and shit.
Dog-pound, dude, go on.
What about you about, though?
Because I always been that nigger.
And we got no M&Ms and that?
I always been that nigger.
That shit makes people very uncomfortable when you're that nigger.
Especially when you're that nigger for a long time.
Right.
Even when you ain't trying to be.
It's just enjia.
It hurt niggas because they want to be the nigger,
but they don't know how to get that attention.
And they think that you be seeking attention.
See, the thing is, it's like,
even when you're that nigger, though,
it's like, you are that.
That nigger because you're doing what the fuck you're supposed to be doing.
Like that other niggins could easily be that nigger,
but he don't want to embrace the role as himself.
Right.
Because he's too busy.
But he's too busy, but he's hating that you that nigger, though.
But no, he can't even know that he got the potential to be that.
To be that nigger because he ain't fucking.
We all can be them niggas.
Yes.
It just got to be just one nigger.
That's your point.
You think it's one nick.
And it's more than one nigg.
You're the nigger.
You just don't know how to be the nigger for yourself.
For yourself.
You got to be, you got to show up as yourself.
Right.
They're like, because the nigger you're supposed to be, I can never be that nigger.
I can't be that.
I can't want to be, though.
But you can be that, it's a way you can pull that off.
But the energy you're spending hating on me for being the nigger that I am.
You could have been investing that shit in yourself and being the nigger you need to be.
That's all I'm saying.
And now we can shed to be the niggas.
You get a nigger together.
You feel me?
The niggas.
Hood and harmony.
Damn.
Good nigger harmony, man.
Come on, man.
And five nings and boned thuders in harmony.
All them.
nigga got-down rap fan.
The hell you're gonna get mad at one
nigga for rapping fan.
Now you gotta have a style of
how you rap fan?
How you rap fan?
Hey man,
bone thugs don't get enough credit.
They don't, bro.
Man, when the last time you listen to
Days of Our Lives,
nigga?
I did why I said it
all the other day that got-down
that little bit of a little bit of it.
That's the own hard.
Fat.
Hey.
All this shit go crazy.
Back in the day, all that, man.
Give me some of them.
Open up.
It's got to get that money, man.
Like the steak cup and steal my shit out.
I got to have it.
Oh, man, you don't be needing on this.
Yeah, I'm going to be in the room now.
Now, Lowe's coming up to give my shit out.
Hey, man, this is the thing about Mojo.
He didn't ask these people for all this shit.
You don't need all this shit.
No, I'll be eating that shit.
That shit would be going on.
But sometimes, you know, that shit be the same thing.
You know something like, but you know, Loz.
You know how that shit be.
You can't wait.
He was like, hey, man, go ahead, tell that shit out.
You don't get a fuck about that shit.
You bought, like, Chico.
When she goes on a gourmet meal won't touch that shit.
She'll have all that type of lamb tower, all that shit.
She's going to have a gourmet set up.
That's what I have.
I don't know shit.
Chinat and fries.
He had a little doctor pepper over there.
I was so happy to be on that weed of water.
I didn't give a fuck what they put in that room.
Y'all are going to put some pickled pepper bits in that, brother.
I don't know.
I told the four, man, hey, Tified, you don't get to that motherfuckers.
I told him a fried straight.
I only want to be there all day.
That anticipation, that shit do me dirty.
You get wind.
I'll be ready to work.
I know.
You pull up, nigga, it'll be time for you.
I'm from the job.
I need to be gay time.
I'm like, who are up?
I'm down to eat my shit cold.
Fuck them hood and shit.
I can't sit there.
I'm going to have a deal.
I'd be like, damn, man, give me the mic, man.
And the beach, they beat.
And the beach, they're stabbing eight nigg.
Stopping eight, no cow.
That's a nigga, the next year, we had three openers.
Damn.
Nick, Le Duvall asked to speak to the supervisor.
That's it.
Hell, yeah.
Duvall, like, man, it's three minutes.
What y'all was it?
What y'all was it?
We were just at this past week.
Camping Orlando.
What?
That bitch is the lid, though.
Tamping Orlando go crest.
That's the list.
Man, it rains for goddamn hard
that morning I was trying to leave Orlando.
Nica, I tried to lead, too.
My flight ended up in the lane.
My boat of mine was delayed.
Come back, I was coming here.
But, bro, it was like a goddamn tsunami, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We talked to have them in there, though.
Oh, thank God.
We were straight.
But Houston was like that.
We were flying the Houston, nigga.
They had to take us around.
They, nigga, they had to take us a couple different routes just to put us on the ground.
Yeah, it was like rain.
It was like, yeah.
Oh, bad, man.
Then we had an earthquake.
Atlanta had an earthquake.
It was.
You know, I went back to Houston.
I think it was one in Illinois.
It rained like hell that stuff.
It was put Tennessee.
The other morning.
Houston was fucked up.
Yeah.
I told you I came back
because I was shot that podcast and shit
man, it was raining so goddamn hard
it was like some shit
off Gotham City, nigga
yeah, Houston was fucked up
It wasn't that bad tonight
No, it was, Nick, because I was on stage,
and we heard the, nigga, that shit
at Thunder So loud
I'm like, we forget the fuck about it
I said, I know how y'all
how that weather get down here
and you see y'all get the flooding
and all type of shit
You're gonna be a catastrophe, nigga
trade of truth, going to have to say your ass.
God.
He's the only nigga I know with the boat
Hey man
No cap, boy
Trey's gonna go get your purse
Hey gonna go get your head
Hey man for real
I'm gonna go get your game
Shout out to the relief gang
The Nick coming now
Man shout out to be a brother man
He's gonna go back
I don't know about the government
Trade the truth coming
He's coming
My boy coming, boy
My boy, boy.
That nigga ain't gonna use his tongue
When he ain't gonna use his tongue
When he ain't getting their truck though
Come again
I'm 10 of you,
I'm 10 of you, bud
And the crazy part of it
He's been doing that for a long time
Yeah, I'd be telling him all the time
Like he'd been doing that for a long time
I hear him a hard time
Not the niggins actually do that shit
Like he still do that shit
No, the way he put on
For Houston, niggas
Bro, the trade the true weekend
is the weekie, motherfucker think
It's all about having fun
But that niggas literally
Bring the stars out
To give back, nigga to the community, bro
He's like, hey man
I want my friends
to pull up so my city can see y'all say hey and then y'all just kick it come on game that niggins
come on man ain't nobody do everything in that window my nigga like hey you want to see my friends my
that niggins that niggins be coming up with an event nobody's doing that we got fashion show for the homeless
people we got softball game dogball hot dogs for the kids right balloon animals we're
we're giving on all bites for the kids we're going to have a horse today all over my horse
Niggin.
He's two five of gifts or day.
What he said?
Two birthday parties.
We're going to release some dubs.
Bro, that digger don't sleep, you know.
After a party, got the strip club.
Nick, that nigga hit me outside
to five in the morning, bro.
Comedy show, that's the first time at Day of Chappelle.
Three men's a piece.
We're training.
When I had Cat Wheat would bring out Day of Chappelle, game.
Except the entertainment.
On the real nigga can do that.
On the red nigga can say,
Hey, man, you want to see my free?
Don't act like he ain't have me and flying Chico on that, man.
Come on, y'all.
Fat now.
Fat now.
Fat now.
Chico was that a year I went.
Fat now.
It was that tough.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
I was a delos.
Yeah, Loseon was on it.
He didn't see that night.
Damn, that right.
I forgot all that with the guy.
Shit, I thought I got to see him twice.
We were that same night.
First time I was frowned out.
I ain't really paid attention.
But the second time, I'm like, okay.
I went to the nigg of the nigg of
and do the summer camp
the shit he'd be doing at the house
who day? Yeah, that nigga
do a comedy show at his farm
damn. Every summer is like
they do shows all weekend
and shit. Everybody be just, everybody
who pull up, be on the show.
Nick, I'm up there. Me,
Jaliel White.
Michelle
Wolf was out there.
What's the crazy white
dude?
He was there.
It's the summer camp.
Yeah.
I had a ball.
That's five.
Summering?
No, that's the light.
Or some shit like that.
Hey, man, welcome back to the 85th century.
I hear it.
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And $3 worth of gas.
Now, only black people or people from the black community
are going to be able to understand the importance
and the significance of $3 worth of gas.
You had shit.
$3 worth of gas.
It's like, I know if you're here.
It's the broke as you can possibly be
before you all the way flat broke.
So if you buy $3 worth of gas,
then let me know you either.
I bought one or two other things.
You probably bought you like a Pepsi
and a loose black and mild.
Or like a 99-sick pack of them
white grape, white owls or something.
I know it was some kind of smoking accessory,
but you needed them $3.
Because black people buy gas
depending on where we're going.
Like if a nigga know he got to get paid tomorrow,
he'll buy $3 worth of gas from the gas station
close to the house and then just go to the house
and weigh on the check to here.
and then put 50 in that I feel a little.
Come on, man.
Okay.
Black men want, like,
niggins don't even feel
these shit up for real for real.
And I, because I know my car.
I know my car and I ain't really on E.
I'm on E, but if I put this little bit in,
they're just going to put it a little bit extra on them.
Some people don't fill their car
because they don't want nobody
to ask them to take them nowhere.
I ain't got no gas.
I ain't got no motherfucking gas.
But a nigga feel like they put in gas in your car,
I'll give you $10, that ain't enough.
That ain't enough.
That ain't enough.
That ain't going to refee.
That's gone when I started this bitch up.
When I started up, that didn't ran out.
You ain't calculate how many miles you're going.
No, $10.00 used to...
Ten dollars.
Back in the day, now.
But we're talking about that shit with $2.
$5.5 right quick, man.
You're talking about that shit was $1.85, $215.
Yeah.
Now, you got to keep in mind.
She used to be sweet.
Yeah.
You used to be able to give a nigga like $15, $20.
That nigga would take you from your house to your job
to get your check, in cash you.
Stop by the liquor store.
Take you to get some weed.
Shit on the porch
and smoke with you.
You ain't had to get this
nigga but like $20.
Got that check on.
The nigga tank's still for it.
$10 on half.
Tanks still for it.
But the nigga who's taking you
ain't never really put
25 in the tank right here.
He keeps that bitch right at the porch.
So when you said you're going to give him a duds,
he's like,
I'm going to put the whole dup in the fuck.
I'm going to put 10 in my pot.
They're going to race.
They're going to make dollars.
That's why I can drive?
You'll be with a nigga
as soon as he gets out,
he came back in.
He's like,
when you put the guys in?
I can't remember a lot of talking about this guy.
Hey, you check got out.
You said something, though, we're like, when you broke,
them goddamn double cheeseburgers.
That's what I'm telling you.
Be so goddamn delicious.
You remember when you guys to go to McDonald's?
When their bitches was a dollar when they had two pieces of cheese on?
Talk your talk, no.
That was the double cheeseburger.
That's how McDonald's Gitchie.
They made them a dollar.
The McDonald's only had one.
They didn't see.
I remember when the Big Mac came, when the Big Mac came,
it's like, oh, now we eat luxury.
Now, I got too much of a burger.
And I got sauce.
It got three buns on that big.
But the bigger tasty was like that.
I ain't never had a burger with three buns.
What the hell I got a bun in the middle for?
No.
I got two burgers in the middle.
I like the daily double.
I got a bun in the middle.
This shit for no reason.
I don't go out.
Y'all ever trying to chicken wings?
The mighty wings.
The motherfuckinnell's wings.
The McDonald's wings.
The McDonald's wings.
I never did no shit like that.
The mighty wings.
The mighty wings.
The mighty wings.
The mighty wings.
The mighty wings.
They all shit.
Look to work in McDonald's chicken.
with them, it's in my pocket.
Loose wings?
Nick, I go right to the freezer and eat them, bitch.
Hey, but I got three buns.
This lady's brand new.
I can tell.
That led it wet.
You were fucking with this Big Mac.
The Big Mac.
I feel like everybody had a Big Mac face.
When you open that box,
because everybody ain't got the box,
you hold on that bit like it's a juice box.
If it's with it.
You got what it is.
Oh, my God.
You got three buns.
You got to get some extra season on their home.
Bit, man.
Bunt at the top.
Get a little extra song.
Big man.
You know what's fucking.
You know what's making them bun.
I used to work at McDonald, man.
You was making them business.
But I was making Big Macs, man.
And the lead is fresh.
You know the niggas that did the McDonald commercial?
I've seen it.
The lead is fresh.
Flyer, I ain't never fuck with the big man's like that.
I had the little face, but then I jumped to them quarter-pounders.
Listen, you start fucking them up, nigga.
If you're a quarter-pounder, you're an OG.
And the nigga fucking quarter-pounders, OG, McDonald, affiliates.
You don't got, you don't want nothing to do with no Big Mac.
My mama, my-a-quarter-pounder.
My-a-pounder-a-old-old.
I ain't never understand quarter-pound.
His whole team of a motherfuck up quarter-pounder.
No, you're tripped.
You start to get a cheed-berger.
I'm a double-cheed-burton, nigga.
Blat, no, man.
Bit Mac came to play.
I ain't got big-packed money.
Blot.
You didn't hit 30, right?
I got three bucks.
You didn't hit 30, nigga, you got to go get the quarter-pounder.
For no reason.
Because you know, they got the double quarter-pounder, too.
Sam.
That's just the fat people's shit.
Don't do that.
I didn't say, do it.
Hey, no.
I just said a burger king, that quadruper star motherfucker-oldold.
That quadruper stat motherfuckers?
Like four beats on that bitch.
They're just doing too much.
They're trying to kill you.
They're doing too much.
Wendy got that baking, mate.
But I still don't know what the quarterfowl there to do that.
I want all the restaurants to go back to the original recipes, man.
Because don't see that same.
When Wendy's back, when Dave, when Dave dad,
that meat don't even look the same no more.
Whoa, that was crazy.
That was crazy.
That was crazy, mojo.
That was wild.
Because I know what he was saying about when Dave.
if I did.
But I'm a little bit.
Let it simple a little bit.
I ain't.
Let it settle.
Reset.
God.
Start the whole conversation of him.
You said, let me get different.
Now what you say?
And he said, when he died, man, meat just changed, man.
That big is that.
Whoa.
Oh.
That shit was over, man.
Meet the discolver.
You don't let the same way.
See, back in the day, it was thick.
That ain't given that this little thin, man.
Hold on to him.
Nobody wants to feed me.
That ain't even what I was saying.
I'm going to let your ass.
That's about a quarter pounder, man.
Grew up on that quarter pounder.
No, I went to fuck with that.
Oh, okay.
I'm telling you, though, man, shit just, hey,
I want that, that wind is,
I want yellow wind is back.
Mm-hmm.
The fries are coming to yellow part.
Okay, I understand.
You know, like that red-cooked.
Red-cooked.
Damn.
Bro, we were talking about this shit.
Red-changed everything.
I want Sonic back.
I want Sonic back.
like it was. Sonic used to wait
for you to order your shit
and they'll look out at your car
did start cooking your shit.
Now, may I
believe Sonic putting Taco Bell meat
in their bird.
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Sunny so long. I bet their burger.
I'm trying to cut all that. When I bit it,
I was like, hey, this tastes like yesterday.
Like, it feels like a yustin' ain't burgle
Nick, last time I had Sonic, I was standing up
driving back to the career.
Boy, it used to be good.
Nick, y' yostomack ain't never been there fucked up,
you damn there standing up, you gotta roll a window down,
nigga, I was in that bitch.
Hey, bro, I ain't even gonna care.
I think, what the fuck I was gonna be, I think I would be Tennessee.
A nigger skated to the car game.
When he skated to the car, I was like, man, I'm a skater.
He ain't really no skater.
I don't need no way.
They got him on skate.
Man, I ain't tried to.
He ain't tried to come out there with the mill, man.
Stumbled.
Stumbled.
Stumbled.
He will.
He was trying to skate off the curve.
Man, the nigga came off the curve.
Ooh, shake then weight, fried in wait.
All you say, hit the wheel,
just, wheeze.
I'm like, man.
Fly you yell out the window.
You need to go put your shoes on, gang, man.
I'm waiting 20 minutes for this shit.
Why your steak and shake food be cold soon as they handed to you?
The fried.
The fries.
But the fry ain't shit.
The fried little hell, man.
No fries.
Y'all's a bitch that a nigga from the fry.
No fries ain't like, I don't know what to me is.
You got to bite him like, I need a whole buck in the way.
You got to bite your motherfucker and you got a bitch your hand two, three times.
He's like, he's a bad.
You know the best of trash, too.
Them goddamn school lunche ass frat.
Them gits just being like, they don't never get cold.
Nah.
I go check a sweat, man.
You forgot.
I'm going to check a sweat, Frank.
Check a sweat.
Check a bag.
Checker got the bad fries in order.
I thought McDonald's had the best fries.
They used to.
There's something happened.
They used to.
You used to go crap.
No, McDonald's still got it to checkers.
Madonna got the best friend.
A Walmart.
The United got a bit of bread for it?
Yeah, Madonna got a bed friend.
They got a bed friday.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they fuck.
We fuck with them.
They're number one on a prize.
Wendy's used to have some dog-ass fries too.
I robbed.
We rode that all.
Fuck, so, man.
That's so, like, I just seen the commercial.
I think what I'm saying?
I got it wrong with my wallet.
That don't know got a bad prize.
Man, you gotta be the plug.
You gotta get us some gift cards, man.
Oh, darn.
It's the stomach.
You remember those stumbles with motherfuckers
have all of them McDonald's gift card?
It'd be like $3 a piece on them, bitch.
Yeah, my mom used to work for the corporate office,
Nick, we used to get the free meal.
Y'all were there, man.
Yeah, yeah.
My mom, that's how I got the job at McDonald's,
because she was in the insurance and safety department.
The what?
The insurance and safety department.
Oh.
So motherfuckers spill a coffee on their cell.
They used to call my OG.
She could get the claim and shit like that.
But, nigga, we used to do all type of shit through.
We used to have McDonald's money, nigga.
I went on the field trip one time.
My OG ain't won't give me no money.
She gave it to McDonald's money.
It was like $20 of that shit.
My teacher didn't like me.
So we go on the field trip.
Guess what this bitch is,
a nigga take us to?
I got the McDonald's, the nigger take us to Burger King.
Oh.
You KU.
Them over there.
I'm in that bitch just looking at them.
They're looking at me like,
no, you might well go on.
Get your bitch at back on the bus.
Guy, you can't even eat.
That's the truth.
Mr. I bray you, you bitch-ass nigger, man.
Sound like a hater.
He was a hater, bro.
He was a hater, bro.
That nigga went to...
He knew I had to McDonald's money.
That nigga went to Burger King.
Wow, he must say you're showing it off.
He did.
I'm in his class, man.
He didn't that bit like, nigga, we can't move.
It was the fact that we passed three McDonald's just for the niggins could go to Burger King.
My nudge.
That's curate.
I never forget that, man.
I didn't get that whole thing.
My head was hurt like a motherfucker.
I ain't a McDonald's, about 10 play a year.
But McDonald's used to be a reward.
You make the honor roll to go to McDonald's, bro.
Right, made the honor roll, go to McDonald's.
Nick, McDonald's signify the special occasion.
Nick, your mama just got her income tag back.
No, it was shit with a man.
You were like, whip up in that bitch.
You'd be like, what the fuck?
Ain't nothing like getting that brown bag.
And that bitch hot.
And a fried cookie.
We filled that bag and that motherfucker's hot.
And they make all that noise.
Don't let them up on.
Listen, don't let the motherfucker take their food out
and give you the bag.
You know it's some fries at the bottom
in that bitch.
Man, then that fell down.
That's the best one.
The first prize.
Whoever get the first bitch,
you're like, man, look,
that niggins can get the first one, man.
I like the ball out.
Them bids that fall out of the bag.
They don't be the one.
Because whoever came up with the concept of McDonald's,
like, the evolution,
this motherfucker had to be smart
or like either high as fuck, bro.
Could think about the shit they sell it.
Diggas go walk some duggins.
Bruff.
Fish sandwich.
Yeah.
Don't go on a hamburger.
Nick,
there's two hamburgers with three buds.
With three bucks.
Chicken nuggets.
Uh-huh.
Chicken salad.
Uh-huh.
Chicken sandwich.
Uh-huh.
Chicken sandwich.
Come on, man.
The first never passed with some bad motherfucking.
McDonald's used to have cookies, nigger.
Oh, you tell them warm them bitches up?
No.
Before that, nigga, I'm talking about the cookies in the box.
That's what I'm talking about.
You tell them to warm the motherfuckers out?
motherfuckers out.
No, nigga, that look, with the, uh,
with the, y'all know what? You're talking about the little
toebox? No, nigga, I'm talking
about the one with grimace and the
frack kids on that, bitch. They're running
from Ronald McDonald, niggins to buck.
Quarter pound, man.
Quarter pound, yeah, yeah, that, shit.
It was a little wild.
He's trying to put that quarter poundle off on
everybody. He didn't know about the quarterfounder.
You ain't for a half of them coming to say that, dick.
No, quarterfinder. Anybody that's
about, man, you know what you're talking about?
Nick, I thought we had
money when I was eating a quarter pound of me.
My little brother in them was still eating nuggets, me.
I knew I was an adult when I was like, yeah.
Let me get a number.
Give me a number, goddamn three.
So as you say, let me get a number anything.
You all the little onions is true.
You knew what time it was.
The little onions on there.
They did two.
The little dice onion.
What about what about the church of chicken day,
Nick, don't play a little.
Come on, man, two drums and a best guy.
Turn chicken?
What?
What?
What?
Hey, when I was.
See, they're dropping this shit.
When I was at the height of my fatherhood, when I was a struggling single father out of this, nigga.
Churches used to save my life, man.
Churches with a lick.
I go up there and get the $2.99 snack bop.
Uh-oh.
Come on.
Snack balk.
Get two of them, bitches.
Crazy.
The shit come out about, it'd be about 823.
I ain't bust the whole 10 yet.
With that leave.
Fent to go get the motherfucking drink from the dollar store of them, two-liter.
Here you're talking about.
You're talking about.
You know, churches think like $0.25.
Pau pie pie chicken was better, but churches, it was great at that.
Churches was affordable.
Yeah.
And it was, and when that shit fresh.
Churches get you fooled.
Mm-hmm.
Churches exposed the church game.
Right.
Because even if you don't really like churches, at least churches show you, hey, Nick,
this is how much chicken you post to be getting.
We're fucking with the other folks.
Put his price.
And if you fuck around to catch churches right after they had like a rush
and they don't refried all the chicken?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Who did you think?
You would think you had a rick.
Oh, for sure.
The bitch that got re-dip?
Papa.
Out of who?
Bidgette.
Bip.
You could tell.
You're like, oh, let me get them two dogs on right up.
Nigger, but KFC used to have these honey barbecue wings.
Oh, my God.
Listen to them.
Hey, they fought the game up when they put the KFC in the Taco Bill together.
I felt like that.
I felt like that one of the barbecue wings.
You're like, man.
I don't even know what to get tiled over there.
Hey.
You know what I'm talking about?
Dem motherfucking wings.
All right.
The Honey Barbecue went...
They inched into our memory, fam.
People think that we lying about this shit
and the people who work in corporate
at KFC.
They won't listen to it.
You need to hear the voice of the street.
The Honey Barbecue Wings was the best thing
y'all ever did.
I swear to God, they were.
That shit better than the original and the Krispy, right.
Back.
Bro.
Backs.
I'm got.
Back.
At least sell us the solvers.
We'll make our own wings.
Sell us the motherfuckers.
You don't understand.
I got to tell my story about this shit.
My brother, Yard, right?
This nigga used to work at KFC.
I love them wings so much.
I would put my order in.
Brough, bring me them shits when you get off work.
I used to be up.
I'm like, man, the motherfucker's your clothes.
He'll be here in a minute.
Right, right, right, right.
Well, bitch, a little buzzer now.
And they went up with that box,
and they'd be soggy and wet it.
Because he didn't put me about 31 pieces in it.
That one never skis about no song.
They were wet in here.
They were like, dang.
Y'all rediffing.
Man, the best part of the wings
was when the little Christmas shit came up on your finger
and you just eat this.
It gets stuck up.
Man, I need them people that sell me that sauce.
I ain't going to bullshit you.
What's the name close to him, though?
Who?
Pop out.
They got the little small ways.
They're too spicy, though.
They get the honey barbecue once they is a little spicy, but them bitches is the closer we're going to get to them.
KFC, not going to bring them back.
Now, I ain't ain't going to lie, man.
Popeye had this little sweet, uh, bread.
They had this little shrimp, bro.
The sweet and spicy shrimp.
They were like the sweet and spicy Asian shrimp like shit.
I know what you're talking about.
They sold it for like seven months.
But they were real small.
But when you buy them, it was kind of like dipped with like some orange, little flavor.
And they'd be stingy a little bit.
They'd get you like 14 on.
because the bitch was so delicious
you're coming back
getting some more
they just stop serving them
that bad shit on the market
who the fuck told
when does to switch
that barbecue sauce
bro I thought I was tripping
gang
why they
why they do that
they had the best
barbecue sauce
then that she got real tangy
they were real tangle
that looks sweet
they made little sweet
you got dark
you like
oh this shit
the first time
you're the first time you
the first time you see it was this
you thought
you got an old pack
That first time you taste me, you talked to hear the old pack.
Yep.
You talked for you in the old pack.
And one of Pocang's chicken tastes like they don't sell chicken, but they'll sell you some chicken.
We don't really steal chicken, but we can do that.
These motherfuckers ain't committed.
Yeah, and the crunch on their chicken don't be.
It's like they pull that shit out the grease a little too early.
Sweet tea ain't never sweet.
It's just turning to a community service.
We're activists now.
But food used to hit different.
That shit does not say the same no more, bro.
Nigger, Gola Corral used to be good.
It still is.
I walked in there the other day trying to be in-carried.
You don't know what you're eating my food?
I did the same way, bro.
I didn't know who you here.
Niggins said, what's you doing at here?
I ain't got a mother like that guy.
I want to eat this shit.
I want to eat that buffet, too.
I'm telling you, I want food.
Go to Corral and show you that deep down inside,
you're really a fat motherfucker too.
Just by the shit you didn't got,
and you got two slices of a piece of steak.
A steak.
Some fresh fries.
A piece of salmon.
Chocolate chip cookies.
But you can't be telling,
because everybody is there's no shit.
Macaroni and cheese.
You got to put sushi.
You got sushi.
Oh, this shit.
Everything your doctor said, don't eat.
Some ice cream, some gummy words.
Some gummy worms.
Chocolate
And the crayon part about it.
We got a little tomatoes on.
We got a boiled tomato.
Two fish and get cut up.
And the gravy part of the body, you can come back.
When you're done?
But you get so full out of that food?
That's how you know.
That's a bullshit.
You get full of quick as fuck.
You get full because you know you ain't supposed to be eating all this shit at the same time.
You got five flicks at one time.
You got eight different animals in that motherfucker.
You had fish, two slices, pieces, some gummy worms,
ice cream and ice cream and
vanilla six chocolate chip cookies two sugar cookies don't make you no better because they
up there cooking the beach talking about you want some that shit be fresh as a mile they're like
thank you so much when you come up to the thing that like you had the steak you like how the hell
you know that they be watching you eat that steak bro anything else you can tell the eye but somebody
got the aisle or you got there get that snake on out of the yeah you'll eat a buffet at the
chinese stuff yeah I got one by the crib I go up in all the time my kids I'm from the show I
know what they do they what you want
They weigh your plate or you just paid
You're the first time I had crab lids
You pay one it's over with when you get done even
He had crap, nigga
I'm like, how do you know I ate at stake
Look, look at my dad
He would go like
Truck stops
And like, he went to this China buffet shit
He was like, yeah, we're going to go ahead and eat
We're walking these motherfuckers
It's Asian die
But they got crab lids at the buffet
And I'm sitting there like
I can get some ground at
They're like yeah
And I'm like, I mean I can get it
They're like, it's a buffet.
I'm like, I know where the buffet is.
But them crap land.
They're like, yeah.
And I'm like, how many can I get?
They're like, as many as you want.
Man, my dad, look, I had three plays of crayon.
Three places of crayon.
My dad, they look at me like, he looked at me like in the whole time.
I was like, you don't buy ground land.
It never broke me here.
There's a buffet.
Dinkie, I'm tired all these bitches up.
Shoney's used to have that good breakfast buffet.
Shoney's.
Shoney's.
Sean is don't get enough. Hold on.
Shoney don't get enough credit.
Come on, man.
Shoney.
The rest of the piece to show me.
All that piece shone's, man.
Good, good, bro.
That's where all the church fulls.
That's how you know the economy fucked up,
that we lose in every goddamn thing.
Everything closed.
This whole country broke.
Fudd Ruckers is gone, man.
But you got to understand.
The buffets is really what kept everybody going.
Food, nonstop.
You ain't complaining in no place where you paid one time,
but you can eat so it ain't.
No, $10 at that day.
There's no explanation for you to be walking around here
talking about you hungry.
You hungry.
Oh, what's the way?
You could hang out of the fuck you want.
My father's just been like,
Yeah, you mean you're old.
I don't get just a moment.
Because when we get to the house, it ain't going to be no.
Listen, all that, you hungry.
There ain't going to be none of that shit made on.
You said that for some other shit.
We don't even know what that mean.
You hungry.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Do they call them times as a little black kid that you said you was hungry?
And you really was hungry and nobody believed.
Nobody believes.
I'm hungry.
Lay your ass down.
See, see, see.
You couldn't help with the crack
because you were so hungry for real.
I am hungry.
Nick, a stomach eating itself.
I'm hungri as a motherfucker.
Lay your ass down,
but I need that piece of chicken
that one of the soul.
I promise I promise I'm hungry for it.
with me hungry
You're laying in the bed
You're thinking about them
Three wings that's on the stone
I want the one on the right
Nigger
I'd be laying that pops
To come in there
Eat all three of them bitch
What?
He didn't made a stale
He'd made a sandwich
With out of the moose
And he'd put three wings
On one goddamn stealth
Oh the niggas do shit
Like y'all need to go to bed
You can go on lay down
We can go
We can go
I think about this shit all the time, bro.
Like, as a little black child,
how many times you was truly hunger?
Or how many times you really?
Oh, you put them nice.
You was made to go to bed.
You were like, can I just get some water?
Hell no.
Leave it.
My mouth dry.
You're in the bed.
I'm just thirsty.
You're going to lay your head die.
You lay the fuck to have.
I'm thirsty.
Shit your ass down
That motherfucker
need that to go to sleep
No cap, bro
That shit
I'm a shit we actually got in trouble
But sometimes though
Some kid do that just to get up
You've almost got a whooping
You know, you just want to walk
Get your stupid ass on
Nick, I got a woman
You almost got a whoopin
Because you went to the bathroom
Lay your ass down
I had to be
I had to pee
Nick I got my ass with one night
my father said mopped the kitchen flow
and this nigga told me
he came up, bro. He mocked
the kitchen floor, the nick came down and he said
don't come out on this floor to flow
with it. I say, cool. Nick, I'm sitting in the room
watching TV. I started hearing the
water. This sounds like some water was overflowing
hitting the flow. Nick, I look in the
kitchen, nigga, he had left
the water running. That shit started overflowing.
I was running in the kitchen to turn the motherfucking
sink off, nigga. Before I can even
say anything, this nigga was whooping
my ass. This nigga
Like, didn't I tell you not to come on this motherfucking floor?
And I'm trying to tell him something like, he didn't whip my ass.
I don't win the room to cry.
He'd say, he'd come back a row.
He's like, why are you going on that floor?
I tell you to go to the floor.
I'm like, Papa, I'm trying to tell you.
The water was overflowing, and I went in and to cut it out.
That water wasn't overfloor.
I was like, come to the sink.
The nick came to the sink, nigga, there's water all on the sink.
This nigga going to say some, why you ain't say nothing then?
Like, nigga, you was beating my ass.
Hey, what the fuck you wanted me to say?
No, you know every motherfucker fucking dude.
Then the nigga going to say, well,
That whipin for all the other tabs, like I probably should have whipped you and I didn't whip you.
God damn, I can't validate that shit now.
Niggins, took my ass up, nigga.
Fuck that.
I thought I was doing a good thing.
You probably been talking while you were getting your ass whoop.
I was trying to, Nick.
The water was over.
You see my popper folk.
Yeah, that nigger went, nigg.
That nigger, man.
You smite your ass.
That one here, though.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I'm going to whip you.
No, they were, no.
I'm going to tied up the day, bro.
They were brought in the bar.
Listen to me.
They had called them up.
They got a lot of ass whoopped today.
What, nigger?
All right.
Saturday, I'm going to bring a nigga to your room.
He's going to tell you.
They had called him like, hey, look, he's been acting up.
Oh, send him on on over here.
You got to say nothing else.
That's all you need to do.
Bring them.
Bring them on over here.
Hey, James, can you get my son that two-A-ass whoop-ha-ha-ha?
No, I want you to tell him that.
But I want you to whoop his ass.
Man.
I gave you a deal on that last ass-whip.
They used to request them motherfuckers, man.
I'm telling me, they used to request them, bitches.
He used to whip ass.
And now the kid, you know, my daughter and my nephew and shit,
I'd be like, man, y'all don't even know that nigga for real, man.
Y'all don't know that nigga.
He don't know that.
My grandma managed to whip each and every one of her grandkids before she left.
For real?
She whipped all us.
Well, my uncle's going to crazy.
He whooped all the niggas, you know what I am.
At the time, that needs beat everybody at.
cut everybody out and the nigger sucked at it.
Put that bowl on your head and cut your shit.
You got anything to say? You get your bitch had beat up in no way.
My Cubs try to get out there, get off my part
of that bowl, nigga, but I'm going to swore, nigga, the bowl on the head
did the head like this. Keep your head still. I said, he's going to beat everybody
up there, you keep moving. Stay still.
With the bowl on top of the nigga head.
They still spit it.
Keep your heads, get the bowl just.
I said, you're going to get out of that. Beter.
You got to beat one of and beat all of us.
Everybody got to get that out.
Yeah.
Hell, no.
We treat the nigga like chain guy.
Got them put him sheep across the tire nigga down while he's sleep in the bunk bed,
covered mouth up.
Fuck, you got to have.
You a bitch.
Go to sleep.
That shit that shit like prison.
Hell, yeah.
He didn't play that shit.
That nigga, all of get it.
You got to catch the nigga while he sleep creep up on.
I'm glad all my people were old in my family.
I will keep thinking about all my old drunk ass augurs.
They get drunk and you have to knock him.
This one guy's out.
Mom were doing this shit sober.
He didn't drink, smoke.
All these niggas, you're drunk as fuck.
14, 15.
You would have to knock the shit out of it.
The weapon got to stop in this, 1415.
My mom, she got the lad will go.
I remember.
I felt like she knew it with the last one,
so she kind of like went all out with it.
Yeah.
And this is it.
Yeah, she was it.
She like, I didn't get the energy to do this shit.
She gave it all that.
She gave me a lid.
She gave me a lid.
She was like, oh, my God.
God, why that ain't what that come from her?
She's like, that's it.
And I ain't who your hand no more.
You're on your own now, buddy.
Yeah, 4-take, that about it?
Yeah, I want to do this shit.
You're going to get an ass with 14?
Yeah, but I'm going to pop my head around about 13-14.
Yeah.
Nick, when I told my mom, I ain't, nigga, I'm talking about that, I ain't put it out.
That nigga was like, I told her, I'm like, I ain't get no weapon.
That nigga said, who's going to stop me?
For real, for real, for real.
He didn't get no ass, if you get your ass out.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm leaving.
He's like, where are you going to go?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Nick, I'm going to put you out of one and know where you're going to be at.
But now kids
You're gonna abuse
You abuse me
But I've seen this show
It was a little clip on Instagram
With this little boy
Talking with his dad and shit
You know what I'm talking about
He's like yeah
We don't feel like we can talk to y'all
And all game
Back in the day
Talk to her
And him about what
Shut your bitch ass
You couldn't even be in the same room
With your people
You make eye contact
You in my mouth
Hey go on over that man
You ain't know what's going on
We're too much of that eye kids
friends.
There's too much of their
stuff, bro.
Too much of their friends.
I don't want to hear that shit.
Man, go that way, man.
You don't see me talking?
No, nobody ready to read my turn to me.
I don't care about nanny what going on.
I don't care about nanny on the outside.
No, nothing.
These motherfuckers, the kids got
opinions now.
Fuck your opinion, nigg.
But you know, you know what?
You know what you're talking about
how we feel.
All there.
What you want to eat today?
Fuck.
You're having an option.
You're going to eat this motherfuckettty.
You're going to eat this fuck out.
You tell the motherfuck out.
You tell the motherfucker know you feel bad this day.
You're going to go home and see a spoon.
You know what I'm glad.
I'm glad that I got the noodles.
I'm glad my mama wasn't one of them.
Ravioli.
My fucking don't need to eat ravioli out the can.
I still do.
I'm talking about these new kids.
I can't eat raviolis out of the day.
My baby.
My baby, I get it.
We got them parents that had the snacks in their bedroom.
Yeah, there's some bullshit.
That stank.
That is stint.
That ain't stint thing.
Uh-uh.
They'd be high in the snacks.
No, they had shit.
Yeah, nigga, we go through a case.
You got a good snack, too.
You got a little refrigerator in your room.
Bro, we weren't that, man.
Everything in our house was welcome to us.
Y'all got some traumas for this, thing.
Man.
That body grew up good, man.
I grew up good, too.
I grew up good, too.
And a motherfucker.
Yeah.
So he'd been had a pinch.
I ain't get no pinched travel grown.
No, nigga, anything.
I ain't never had no pitch.
You come to my house.
Anything that you might want is over that bitch.
I had a little beer with snacks in it, but I ain't never had no pants.
I don't think my mom has locked up with the stuff.
Anything you can get from the store, I got.
Listen, bro.
I had soddies and cinnamon swirls.
They ain't never had no pants.
My mom ain't wasting no section of a fucking no motherfucketting snacks, nigger.
We're going to put some cad goods in there, bar.
I remember one time my mom was, when she was doing like, what's that shit?
Hey, can you remember that shit that lean position?
My mom had, she had got, like, you know, them companies that's in the food?
Right.
Me and my brother ate all that shit.
She's maddened the motherfucker.
No.
You know they had a little weight lost kid, shit?
Man, we was eating all that shit.
Man.
We was eating all that shit.
That shit crazy.
We used to come home and just eat whatever the fuck we wanted to, man.
My mom used to come home and bring them McDonald's pancakes from that to the house.
All that shit was to the house.
Fish filets.
We frowned up against the crib.
Nick, I remember one time
They had fucked up and put the wrong shit on the Burger King truck
Nigger, me and my partner had about 500 of them
goddamn Oreo cheesecake
We had about two boxes of them vicious that we had split
Nika, we had Oreo cheesecake every motherfucker
That's how we used to do all this shit, bro
When the Burger King had an extra shit off the truck
Maybe we're taking all this shit home
I ain't eat good till I ate at other people's house
That shit. You're like, oh this is how y'all eat every night?
This shit crazy
Like y'all go to the stove and get this?
This one I started realizing
What the fuck we ain't doing?
So you tell them this at the grocery store
They got the grocery store I'm going to
They're saying we ain't got this
We only go down that aisle
Oh hold up man
So got to shit
I think about this kid though
No we used to have shit
We used to have like
But the only thing they hid in the room was
The sodas and shit
My mom did they put off
Because we'd go through a whole case of coke
Sprite middle
Man, man, I know
Man, my mom
We eat it's dup, but they would give us our own shit.
They'd give us our own juices and shit.
We'd go through that, and then we'll start hitting their shit.
Best thing you smoking when I caught foodstown.
Nigger.
Oh.
Oh, but that was lit.
I was lit.
I was lit.
I was like, boy.
I ain't feel bad.
We feel we're going to get spite, nits.
That only time you could tell the motherfucker, you homeless.
What?
I didn't get it.
I ain't got nowhere to go, but I got these stats.
Then they were like, where you want us to sit it to?
Look, 35 and a three,
five and a three, five-played-d-dye-d-d-d-a-stay-dust-old.
You just told me, horrible,
you got an adress in the car.
No.
Then you'd be like,
shit, sit-in-here.
I come get it.
I come thinking, love.
I ain't never get to have my own food stamps,
but I did used to fuck with this girl
who was stealing from her job.
For real.
And she used to look out.
But you used to buy food stamps,
so you don't know about going standing in line.
She used to give me some of the money.
She used to give me some of the money.
Doing an application,
and send down, shit like an interview.
I'm talking about this to like you accomplice.
Oh, for real.
What?
I ain't never had to love you.
Now, when they say you approve.
I ain't never.
You look up, you like, for real?
You were telling you and say when you say, for real.
They were like, you got them.
You like, for real?
Like, hey, hey, hey.
Stick to the script.
You know you got them.
What the fuck do you talk about?
For real.
Okay.
Why would you be embarrassed to hell?
I know.
Shit.
Who?
No, I'm saying, like, when you up there trying to get them.
And they're like, you approve.
You're like, for real.
Like, yes, for real, nigga.
No, they're going to give them to you, stupid.
How much you was getting in stamps?
When it was good at first, it was like $2.68.
Yeah, it was like $2 a month or a week?
No, a month.
And then the folks were like, oh, no, y'all tripping, that shit went down, $198 real quick.
It was smooth.
And I called it at another break.
They were like, but you, but you know, they get by $4.
Hell, yeah.
If you got kids.
You got kids, though.
You load it.
Today you see somebody with a grocery.
cart that's full, you're like, oh, they got
snails.
But see, that's the thing.
I know they got stout.
A lot of people been scathing off of that.
You follow in their ass trying to fill you with their cards.
But not, you know, one selection, two selections that old.
When they set the trust up and all that shit
and they don't show no income on their taxes,
that's how they get all that shit for free.
Thousands.
Right.
But I really were fucked up.
So when I had with getting food stuff, I was brought up.
Rent your own house to you.
What you say?
I want to make that.
That's what I'm saying.
You get the voucher.
Yeah, me.
I want to make the voucher.
Hey, no, jaw can't bring a bit, man.
No, cats and stouts.
I'll stop going when I got a wild house.
Let me stay with you.
I'll stop getting food stumps when.
I got a wild life.
Let me stay, let me stay with you.
Nope.
I'll feel this bitch up for you.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Don't take that.
You make too much money to get staps, don't you?
They should get everybody some stuff.
This country waste more food
every day than some motherfuckers have it all year, bro.
Everybody should get some goods.
We're not head stem, but.
Everybody, bro.
Send me a little one.
Send me a little 150.
Just so I can cook three times
and post the shit.
And the food wasn't that high.
God damn.
The inflates are so great.
That one fifth ain't shit, but.
Nick, Ed 25.
Oh.
God damn.
You gave me one six?
I go steal an egg a day.
25 eggs, you got milk cooking.
You got me in my little mile of egg.
I'm telling you, bro.
You get you a chicken, you can get $1.
The motherfucker's figured.
They really got the game figured out.
They went through everybody's favorite food and found out what's the common ingredient.
He got to do it.
He got the price up on that bit.
Holy come.
Holy come, hold that out.
They got his own bird.
He's pushing them out.
How many eggs you need?
That's how they do it.
Hold them over the legs in the neck.
They pick eggs
and make the shit and say they don't eat chicken
but you eat egg. Come on, bro.
What the fuck?
Eggs are in everything.
Oh, me.
I want to eat meat.
But you eat eggs, my mom.
They're crazy.
That's a baby chicken.
There's a baby chicken.
There ain't no baby chicken fetus.
There ain't no damn baby.
Chicken feeders.
You got too deep for the intro.
That's eggs.
I'm going to fuck up that bird
and that egg is a chicken fetus.
I wouldn't give a damn what it is.
We just stopped before it came a chicken.
Yeah.
How'd you get an egg to turn into a chicken, though?
Just like a tadpole, turn to a fish.
They got to sit on that.
We don't fucking know.
Oh, when they don't sit on it no more, it's a dog.
They don't keep that bitch warm.
They got to cook.
Oh, fucking no.
But that shit, do this.
They grow some legs.
I think that's how it wasn't, though.
I'm real.
The mama don't, so soon as the egg come out, they take it.
The egg come out, they got it.
Yeah, they get them bitches.
They had a recall on eggs.
How?
The chicken was bad,
Nick.
Chicken said.
That's about for him?
No.
Nigger to us.
Like, what wrong with that nigga?
I don't know.
Agree, bud.
We go to.
Hey, green, bud.
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You don't never know how to...
Why do you call the recall, nigga?
It might be some shit happening at one of the factors, isn't he?
Right, right?
Somebody got fired and put their ass on the machine.
And why eat?
What makes these
eggs come out brown?
The chicken
What's wrong with the chicken?
Why the chicken shit
Now burn right in?
Chicken with cage free
Why the chicken
Popping out of these brown hair
They're fucking sick
They're supposed to be
All the colors
They chose the white
They put the white ones out for a reason
Oh they come out like that
They come out white
They got some blue eggs
They got blue hair
I've seen the blue egg before
They're crazy
Brown eggs
They don't want you to be
So check this out
So check this out
Because a devil
A devil lead
When you bore that
motherfucker
The inside
Get different
When you think about
What that little
That little egg
That'd be in
What I'm in them
Double Ed?
What they call?
Devil Ed
Devil Ed
They called
Deviled Egg
Oh I don't like
Saying that word
Devil Ed
Yeah I said devilette
Yeah I said devilette
Yeah
They're double the head
devil that word right that.
You know, when you do the double end?
Yeah, bro, when you boil them on fucking the bitch,
it'd be like real puffy on the inside.
Ain't that the same thing?
You know, I understand that they have already,
you don't know how they make devil there?
That's not just because they bought it.
They have to take that shit out,
and then they do some motion to it,
then they put it back in.
They ain't know anything.
Can they take the skin out here now?
I'm like, how do they do all that with the skin on there?
They cut the shit out,
and then they take the hard-boiled center,
And then they put that in the bowl
and they mix it with all the shit.
And then they put it back in.
You thought that they was just...
And they put it back in the shell?
And back in the...
The shell is gone.
After you boil that, it's the shell gone.
Oh, okay.
But they take the egg part.
Right.
Let's say we cut the egg in half.
Right.
They take the shit out of it.
Right.
Mix it with some other shit.
They take that after they mix it up.
Right.
Put it back in there.
Sprink a little paprika on it and then get it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
See?
Guy ain't know that ain't know that even.
You didn't know that?
No.
No.
I don't put me in the boat by myself.
Look, man, that nigga, look.
I'm like, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, back, friend.
The nigger just lost me.
Listen, I'm like, I ain't never seen a thing like,
I'm like, dang ain't know you.
I didn't know that.
I ain't seen a shit on that west half.
They're already ready.
They already ready.
They never see a little egg.
I ain't got to see no bitch to know what the fuck.
Stop saying, man.
I ain't never seen on a dick.
I ain't never seen no shit like that.
They already pre-read.
Yeah, I thought they were, I thought they just cooked an egg.
You're like done.
Y'all think some bitches
just come out, okay.
I thought they come doubleed already.
I thought they come double.
Y'all, they're just talking about
boil legs, yeah.
Okay.
They boil them, but then.
Boiling double, same thing in my neighborhood.
Boiling devil?
About the same thing, God damn.
Oh, me.
This nigga bed, this grandma,
Grandma makes more of them devil legs.
My baby liked them devil legs.
I make them devil legs
and he loved them devil legs.
That boy ate devil leg
the whole week and you.
Now, my favorite thing is when you make them double lead.
You make them double lead, I can't.
They don't put a lot of people up on game, bro.
Them devil lead?
I didn't need a lot of things.
Ain't nothing good as them devil lead.
I've never seen the nigga take the bit out of the shell.
Cracking.
Take that part out.
No, they crack it first.
Right.
They get done.
Throw the shell away.
Right.
They cut their own hair.
They take all the yoke.
Throw that out.
Mm-hmm.
Put it in the bowl
They put in the bowl
Makes it with some other shit
They put the mayo
Manet
Yeah I know that
Come up
You make sandwiches like that
You didn't put them inside
The double egg
You just take the shit
On the inside
Make a sandwich
Come on now
The devil lead
Yeah yeah
You make a sandwich out of that shit
You use the egg
You're already
You're already here
I'm gonna leave me
It's a round
You're here
You didn't know
He didn't know
He didn't know
You didn't know
I'm coming too now
We didn't know
No
So I'm coming too now
Okay
I'm coming to that guy.
We didn't know.
I'm coming to two now.
That's my best friend.
We used to make sandwiches out of this shit.
Nah,
I'm gone.
Hey.
You're going to talk about.
I know what you're talking about it.
And you can use the egg, though.
You just chop out of that shit out.
See, I didn't do that.
I don't bore an egg before put it in a bowl with some mayonnaise.
Yeah, everybody never said this.
But, put off a bread.
Egg salad.
Got niggas through them silver rice milk.
So egg salad is inside of half an egg.
I can't fucking make a double egg.
Huh?
Egg salad is inside the double egg
that would make it a double egg
Hey
I'm gonna hit this weed one more time
Because you close
Yeah
I don't know if that's 1,000
Right
You're damn there
You're closed though
You just, it is you just taking it
Mixing that up with some shit
And just putting it back in there
Yeah right right right
Basically if you yeah
That's shit right
I just found out I'm like sun and side up
Like three days ago
That's how
We used that walf
I was at home
He made this shit
He made them
The dog
I'm doing the lover
We've been talking about food
For like to lay an hour
That crayon
I'm like no
I'll cook up
You'll get me out of that stove
I'm like man shit
I'm like man you ain't talking
I'm like god damn
You know what's fight though
The motherfucker fucking frittas man
Step your breakfast game
I need a fattaud
You don't need no fuck, that is.
Shit delicious, man.
It's like a baked egg.
It's like a baked egg.
It's like a baked scrambled egg.
I don't even like omelet.
But it ain't.
I'll fucking ummel it up, boy.
That big steak ummaily that I hop?
Oh, my God.
What the house don't get another fresh, bro?
I'll have pancakes falling out.
They trip.
Man, I hop pancake.
They're fresh toast.
They're fresh toast.
They get like the pot.
The milk shake go crazy.
I'm like, bread to go crazy.
and milkshade.
This shit tastes
like the pot.
Grits.
I mean,
those pancakes at Al-Haw
used to be different.
That bitch used to
have a little
crisp on them.
Yes, sir.
You remember the Chris on them?
They're a blueberry
motherfucker.
Still a dog.
I don't even fuck
with nobody's.
I stand on that.
Y'all like Dennis?
Hell no.
I ain't never been a denny type of
nigga.
They decided
tried to get their game up.
They were trying
to like specialize in burgers and shit.
But Al-Hop was supposed
to do the same shit.
They did.
But everybody said,
fuck that,
We don't want y'all to change your shit to burgers
Nick go back to pancakes and they were like
That T-Bone steak used to be a bad motherfucker
I have too
Yeah, T-Bone steak
Oh, my mom, that bitch don't taste like nothing now though
Who that T-Bone steak?
Telling you, bro, the whole food system
is falling down
It's fucked up, bro, this fucked up, guy
But you know what you like the food?
You went to the U.K. You liked the food over there?
That shit tastes.
That shit tastes.
That shit trashed, bro.
That bitch is real.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
Nick, I went to five guys over there.
I was like, y'all need one more nigga back.
You're walking down the street.
They got the whole.
And let me ask y'all this, right?
What y'all think of when China said about all the luxurious shit?
They said they was making all that shit.
Yeah, they just put niggins on game.
We stole your idea when we take.
That's racist.
That's racist.
I was right.
You were crazy.
Don't do that shit in front of riding, man.
I was that playing, man.
They made his people, but them his people, but them his
Because of this shit.
I'll do that shit in front of him.
He ain't meeting that shit, Brian.
Bro.
They said all, like, everything that motherfucker's been...
But everything comes to China, right, bro, we make nothing.
That's what they basically said.
They're like, nigger.
$15 make that.
We don't make it?
Who gonna make you?
The Chinese man says, see, that's how racist they are, bro.
They don't want you to think that some luxury shit can come from China.
Right.
Right.
That's how I said.
What the Chinese people don't know is black people been fucking.
We're fucking with y'all, bro.
Facts.
Been buying shit from me.
Come on, man.
We bought shit from China here real.
We supported y'all before y'all perfected,
counterfeiting the products.
When y'all was misspelling the shit,
nigger Gucci with two holes on it.
Right.
Or my mama.
We were buying all that shit.
Louis Vuitton.
He can't tell me all of them fake ass shoes
they were selling at the flea market.
I was buying them.
Come on, man.
I respected the price, too, when y'all went from $60 to $45,
I was like, ooh.
Red part is.
Red coming off.
Red coming off.
I don't care.
I don't care.
That the fake shit was the real shit the whole time.
The whole damn time.
Mm-hmm.
They just made it better.
The whole time.
The only difference was they weren't allowed
to put the label on the shit.
Some had to be different.
So the fake Air Force ones,
the Air Force, who knows, was really ones.
All they needed was, like, a couple more sides.
That bitch is the field different.
Some of them fake were like, hey, my man.
You put your feet, that bitch,
them bitch is flopping.
And they go.
You know how they, you can tell they fake
When them bitch is slippery
Yeah
Them bitches don't have no grip
Yeah, it's a wrap
You had two days
You slide the middle
Back in the day
You slide it in the shoe
How many wears?
Two days, too well
Yeah, you gotta know how to wear them though
You're a yellow, you're a yellow fella
You're a yellow fellow
You're gonna be same color of your ass when you take that
Hey, Chris
So this was my question
Nicky, we're the same color, nigga
Is luxury shit even luxury
anymore?
No, it's an illusion
This is a knowledge, bro
It's an illusion
It's not that.
Now, some things cost
where it'd be like, okay,
but the cost to make
is not that expensive.
No, they're telling you
$4,200 for that first.
That shit be a drug.
That shit is.
It might be like
700 depend on the quality.
I bet you they is.
It's because of the night.
I ain't at an art exhibit.
Nick, this nigga sold air.
Like $100,000.
The nigga was like,
yeah,
One shit and sold it.
Air.
Bro,
motherfucking don't be having nothing to spend their money on, man.
No, that should be a drug front
tack right off, all that shit right now.
You can put whatever price you want to put on something.
Like, if you draw a picture with a smiley face on it,
you can say this $150,000.
And for a motherfucker pay, they paid.
You get somebody to pay that drug money, clean.
Yeah, yeah, clean this shit.
Got art exhibits, clean this shit.
I'm going to make a motherfucker picture with a smiley face.
What?
Clean this shit.
How some whole fart in the jar.
It's not about...
It's not about...
Bad going to be that.
I got $20,000 right now.
It's not about the actual arc.
Hold it, hold it.
It's what you can insure the shit for.
Because when you put the insurance on it,
it's not about like the, it's like how much does it mean to you.
Right.
So you put the insurance on the shit, and then you hold it for a few years.
And then you take it to the auction house, and they say,
well, shit, it's already insured for $20 million.
So I got to have at least $20.
Then you take the $20.
$40 million that they sell the shit for,
and then you just buy you some stocks
so you don't have to pay no taxes on the shit,
and then you get a loan against the money
that you bought in the stocks,
and then you take the stock money,
and then you get a loan against the money,
the hard money, and then you don't pay the taxes
on shit, because it's more money.
They know you good for it
because they're like, bitch, I got it in
hard money already.
So the chances of them giving you
whatever the fuck you ask for
have gone up exponentially.
Right.
Yeah.
Talk your talk about.
I ain't gonna lie that replica
guy ain't winning, though.
The attorney-in-go do the replicas and shit.
But that's the dang.
They let you know.
All rapleca.
Yeah.
That's why I don't give a fuck no more.
I'm fair to start buying ridiculous shit.
All them $9 Frank Mueller watches
that keep popping up on my Facebook.
You're gonna be sported now about time
they be getting into your house.
They've been having a Louis Vuitton on that shit
popping up on my shit.
They'd be knowing that way
you gotta put shit on here, like, man, you know what I'm saying?
You got to watch that shit too, though, because sometimes that shit be backwards.
It'd be VL.
Man, I don't give a fuck.
I ain't, I heard him anyway.
Yeah, they used to have black people in the petting zoo.
Yeah, they did say that.
They did.
We ain't got to say why I'm sitting here with the shit on.
Yeah, we do.
That's why I said it.
Make you feel bad.
Yeah, you got, you got no rebel call on, do you?
No, this is a real deal.
No, I can got this shit off Instagram.
That's not because I've seen it.
It was $2,500.
God damn.
You're getting that money.
I'm going to do a Mojo's closet.
You're going to resale that.
God, damn.
I'm talking about me, all kind of shit.
You might see me.
I'm going to say it so it would have to pop up on my feet.
I'm going to give me some of the knockoff Louis Vuitton,
but I want the shit.
I want the raincoat in the past the match.
You got to get the boots, too.
Nick, I am.
I got the boots.
You got the Louis Boots?
I got some Louis Boots.
I got some Louis Boots.
You ain't got the knockout, though.
Don't believe that, y'all.
You know our fans, too, they see you in it.
Oh, did that knock off you were talking about what?
Yeah, yeah.
And bullfucking bleed don't loo.
And he'll have.
Got to move you on now.
Give a fuck.
Give me the website.
Move you on now.
The thing about, I'm from Mississippi.
We never even had no Louis Vuitton, so that shit.
The women don't know.
Like designer shit, ain't never mixed.
They ain't.
We would go and just go get some goddamn dickets shorts.
Listen, bro.
And some $40 new balance.
New balance.
Right.
New shirt.
Right.
Or some goddamn rebark.
The .
With the bed thine smoke.
What?
What?
Nick ain't not fend to spend nothing on nothing.
Ain't going to go out here and see the same motherfuckers I've seen every weekend of my life.
Right.
You think I give a fuck.
Yeah, we got one shoes though, bitch.
Yeah, you know these bids we're all sell this week.
$29 for the old man new balance.
I'm going to wear them fresh in here with the cagas in the shirt.
Right.
With the cagas in the duck.
I'm on some other shit right now.
Right.
Is it wrong, though?
If you go get that fake shit and put it on?
No.
Who gives a fuck, nigga?
As long as you happen.
Yeah, but just don't put it on
like you spend a lot of money more.
Don't act like you do that.
That's when it hurt.
You're like, why we're crazy?
No, you ain't did that.
No, you ain't did that.
Just let a nigga see the shirt.
It's fly.
Just keep going.
You feel?
You don't know.
You don't put no sauce on it.
Hey, man, I think I got, I know I got a cousin
that be wearing like all the knockoff shit
all the terrible knockoff
shit, though. The terrible, I'm
talking about what shit be misspelled and
everything, man. I know a comedian.
And this nigga here, he just
he don't give up. He just
keep wearing the shit.
Damn.
What's the name of?
Who is?
Who is the nigga name? No, don't say it.
Okay. Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Yeah. You don't want to... He knows what he is. I just told
him on lie the other day, though.
Who?
I did tell him.
Look.
What are you talking about?
Don't do it.
If you can't say nothing nice.
Don't say nothing nice.
Don't say nothing else.
No, I'm saying anyway, but don't say who it is.
No.
No, but no, the nigga, he got all the different shit, though.
He got the shit, and you know it because they ain't on the website.
Yeah.
But some shit be seizing it from other places.
No, no, no.
No, this ain't like that.
Uh-uh.
Don't give them no breathing room.
It's some bullshit.
It's bullshit.
He knows it's bullshit.
When I told him it was some.
Some of it be real, though.
That's how you break it up.
That's how you fuck them up.
You sprinkle a little bit of...
Yeah, they, yeah, they're getting rid of...
Why they put so much press on this shit?
I got some for you.
Women wear shit that don't have no brand.
Bro.
Jerry be fake as fuck.
Shit is a motherfucker.
All of them clothes and rainbow look good.
All of them clothes and rainbow look good.
I'm like, damn.
I don't give a doubt.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
But let you house a fake shit.
You're a try for a nigger if you went fake shit.
But if she wears some shit with no brand.
These hoes can't get in the shower with that, Jerry.
Come on.
You got to take that shit off.
They're going to get your rad.
Your neck is green.
Your ear is going to stink.
Your head and your body on two different pillars.
That's a neck state.
He never said the next thing.
Tell you, bro.
But things don't know better when they got real diamond earrings, though.
Yeah.
Like you can't tell the difference.
When they diamond.
You can look at the back of it until if it's already green.
That shit ain't real.
The back of it.
I'll still lick your pussy.
I know you will.
With the fake it rings on.
I don't care.
Yeah, I don't get it down about it.
I ain't saying, come in, let me see, yeah.
We go down with that.
I don't get a fuck about that shit.
I like the, I like to see the difference between the fake shit and the real shit.
But I, oh, you give a fucking look.
Some of them ain't, some of them ain't got it like that.
And that's okay.
And that's okay.
I still like that.
They don't have to have it like that.
That's one of, you can definitely
Shit, a lot of these niggins with the money
You can change that.
Ooh.
Oh, I was like, that's the rules up.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm saying, a certain, you ain't,
they ain't going to question this,
because they're like, yeah,
I know he got back.
So they ain't going to question.
I'm like, who's going to be fake.
Some of this shit has to be fake.
Because if it was real,
the shit would cost $30 million.
Damn.
It depends.
You got to just know what the fuck you're talking about.
That's all.
Because you can shine without having
to go in there and spend a whole lot of money.
I swear on every time, bro.
They tell you.
You don't need a ring with four carrots.
No, get a ring with a half a carrot.
You're like, what they make those?
They tell you in the song.
Niggas want to get what they hear in the song.
Because they don't understand.
That's how you get caught slipping.
Yeah.
That's how you get caught.
Like, if you want to, I can show them a motherfucker like, bro,
even with a $5,000 dollar of budget.
You're straight.
You want a ring and a chain.
Now, you might not get the, you listen to me.
You might not get the chain you won't.
You ain't going to get the chain.
You won't.
Go finance way.
get you change your need.
To get you the confidence
and be like,
oh, this high field
to have a lot of food.
It ain't going to be that
Jailant hurts, though.
Yeah, it ain't going to be that Jalen hurts.
Yeah, that Jailen hurt.
That was the game changer right there.
That's gonna let motherfuckers know.
Hey, boy, that much.
It's levels to this shit.
Yes, it is.
That shit looked like it was moving.
Yeah, that's my business of dancing.
It ain't a rapper out here
got that shit.
Yeah.
Oh, that might have some of that shit.
That nigga had jewelry on.
Yeah, that was jewelry.
That would have flawless shit
And he had one-hour
Willie Gold on his ass
Real deal
And when do
Niggas develop such a love
For jewelry though
Like when you don't have shit
Jury was a thing
But it was a luxury
Now it's to the point
When you see it so much
You think that that's a part of it
That shit biblical
Jewels, even gold teeth in the Bible
But not to get too deep
But niggas and shit like that
We come from all of that
More different
Drug dealers really made that shit cool
And Mr. Teethicals and
Mr. T?
Mr. T had that shit on.
Mr. T had that shit on.
Fuck, what you're talking about?
He was at all.
He was dad and a nigga to try to take it.
Like,
I wish you what, fool?
Take all these things.
I'll stick your neck.
I do that, fool.
Like, snatched my neck out my neck.
We're laughing, but
he was a bad motherfucker.
He was a bad motherfucker.
In his time.
I got a family shoot in the morning.
Hey, man, we got to rap.
We didn't even introduce it
to a motherfucking guest.
Man, welcome back.
To the blackest show on TV.
We've been in here just talking shit
with what, man, this ain't even,
you ain't no guest, though.
You're a special guest, but you ain't like a guest,
we're just in here talking shit
about hypothetical shit, man.
That's a fact.
Funny-ass, nigga, all the way out of Chicago.
Got Facebook on fire
with the hypotheticals and the skits
and talking all.
You got all kind of skits going viral
and shit like that, man.
Then you got sets from the club going viral.
You're doing your motherfucking thing.
None other dead, Mojo.
Come on the movie, man.
TV shows, and Talapair, all on tour, talking shit.
Come on, man.
We've been talking shit together, though, no longer.
I know, but I'm saying, I got to say it from a non-biased perspective.
I appreciate that.
And say it like I wasn't there.
That's thanks.
I was there, but I know what you did.
You were there.
But, yeah, they didn't.
They didn't know.
You got a lot of to know.
Mm-hmm.
You were coming in our time of shit.
That's what I'm saying.
Now you see why I had to talk the shit to you that I was talking.
I was like, hold on, bro.
Hold up.
You're too comfortable.
You're talking a lot of shit.
You ain't been doing this shit long enough to talk to the kind of shit.
Oh, oh, okay.
You got beside yourself.
No, this nigga, you know, Lowe's had been talking shit.
When I was coming, when y'all were doing no cap and I were coming and open up.
Lozsche's always talking shit.
I used to black, bro, when are you going to leave me alone?
That nigga, like, you ain't been doing this shit long enough.
Nick, you know, Zach Wors was that.
Nick, I don't like this so many people like you.
you all ready.
That niggick told me straight up.
But I respected
it, though. Because I knew
what you meant. I knew what you meant.
Well, we had a five-hour drive, though.
And it hadn't hit me. I'm like,
this nigga ain't said, shit, he ain't.
In at least a year.
I'm like, damn, Lord, you ain't said.
You're like, you're on your stripes now.
Nick, like, shit, I ain't...
You thought you were just going to walk up
in the game that didn't nobody say shit.
No, we got to make it a little hard.
Yeah.
No, y'all did.
No, man.
But just cause it's like, you know, that's just how we welcome each other into this shit.
Damn show, yeah.
It's a fraternity.
They're gonna make you prove it.
They're gonna make you prove it.
Yeah, you told me when you were coming in, though,
how Lavel and all them was doing when you first came in.
Making that nigga go last and everything.
Damn.
But that ain't, that's the thing, it's like, it ain't to see you fail.
It's to be like, you're supposed to be up here with us, nigger.
We could all follow each other, so if you're gonna be a big dog,
you gotta do big dog.
shit.
Yeah.
Do it.
When you do it, do it.
And when you do it, they like, when you get off, they like, what?
And you're like, yeah.
They like, all right, nigga.
You're good, nigga.
You smooth.
You got the test.
You passed.
Now, just continue, because it ain't no easy game, bro.
Like, that's what the perception for people from the social, they think it's easy.
And the OGs be like, we think it's easy, but we got to make sure y'all is getting the firepower
because y'all get the recognition fans.
They got it backwards.
They had to work for the recognition.
You know what I said?
So once we got the recognition,
they were like, look at these niggins that ain't put in no groundwork.
They ain't went through no real, real struggle for real.
But be called this.
Yeah.
A comedian.
Yeah.
Just to be laid with that?
Yeah.
Bitch, that ain't just no any.
You always can go get some money because you can grab a mic and go do some.
You go do something, yeah.
You just can't be called this and not know what the fuck you're doing.
You're doing.
No, that's a fact.
You can go anywhere with this job.
Lounge, church, birthday party, strip clubs, your shit, nobody shit, any shit.
Someone that allows you to talk some shit.
Man, you can go to a club that don't have a stage
and convince these motherfuckers to give you $100, $200,
and you can bring comedians to the end of the bar every Thursday from 8 to 9.30.
You could always do this.
Nicky, you can host karaoke 12 times a week.
Right.
You can be a bullshit comedian
and get five restaurants to throw you
a $250 budget, and you got
five nights of the week.
Monday night, we're at Roscoe's Cravehouse.
Tuesday night, we're in Jonesboro
at the mattress factory.
Pull up behind the fucking stove
after 7 o'clock, they can let us set up
three mattresses
It's the midnight show
It started at 12
And Wednesday night
We had
He's not allowed
Come on man
On Edgewood
Right next to Edgewood piece
Right
Thursday night
We had
We had
We had club
The show started at 1130
And it's over at 4 o'clock in the morning
Open mic
You want to get on the list
You got to call
Sweet Dick Willie
voice mail. All comedians splitting
$50 to piece. Friday night
we had Joanne's catfish lounge.
There's a lot of lounges in this motherfucker.
In Carrollton, Georgia.
It's an hour and a half rat, but if you call me when I get
off working at 5 o'clock, you can ride with me.
And don't forget to call, who?
Joanne and put them
motherfucking orders in.
Shit, you got to call
Sweet Dick Willie
and get on the list.
And you got to call him
before 5 o'clock.
And he's not going to answer.
If he answers, he's going to tell
he to hang up and call his voicemail
because he's going to forget your name.
But, Lowe's, when do y'all,
when do y'all, because
you know, you see the O.Gs,
you see the older comments
when you come in there
and they're making it, you know,
they're going to make an uncomfortable for you.
It ain't going to just be easy.
But when do y'all be like, okay,
I just a nigga good.
At one point do that be like, okay, this nigga's good.
When we see you at Joanne Seafood Comedy Cafe
that we do every Friday night.
And we didn't check in with Sweet Dick Willie.
If you don't check in, if Sweet Dick Willett in the front,
that's been 86 years old.
If he don't know, he didn't see them all.
If he don't tell you funny, you got work to do.
Motio Brooke bullshit.
He brings a lot of women's through here,
But I don't...
Who are you like?
Arnett's Jay.
Because he...
You know.
No, what's a nigga name from L. Lane?
Uncle Levi?
No.
You're talking about Uncle Levi at the bedroom?
No, I'm talking about somebody else.
The fuck, man.
I met him at...
Chocolate a feather.
Nope, I met him at the J-Swite
at J-Anthony Brown's spot.
Spike.
Spike.
Spike.
You took it right out.
You talked about...
I thought, Spike did the improv.
Spike.
Spike.
Spike, gangster.
Then Spike a tear you right in and now.
I love, you tell a nigga like, no, he might have gone quick.
I love, I love.
He said what?
He told a nigga, no, you might have gone quick.
Damn.
Straight to his face.
He will.
He will.
This ain't for you.
Yeah, until he's seen me.
I remember, but I remember, like, the first five, six, seven times,
Swipe would give me that unc feeling like.
This wouldn't have it.
You ready?
When comedians starts seeing you in them spots that they know it ain't about the money.
When you start doing that shit
Just for the
When you're just like shit
I'm in the room
I might be too good
I got to get something
I got to get a little bit of it
Fuck is you doing it
Man
Don't get a little bit of it
Shit
Hey man you're going up
Nah I ain't doing shit
You're going up
Yeah
I might be
Yeah like when you still
Got the love for the game like that
Because sometimes it's just like
just pulling up
sometimes you just want to see
if they jump
just wet the night
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
I ain't even
I ain't even
to do nothing
I'm fend to just go up here
and see
see how
if my mechanics is all
nigga
See if I'm going
If I'm going
If I was
Like if I just had to jump
up here right quick
What the fuck
would I do right
What would I say?
What would I say?
You got to stay
ready like that
That's how I'd be
I always got some shit
Ready to go
Whenever I walk in
Whatever room
You walk in
Nick
if I got to do
right here. If the Hawks said they got 75,000 for me to do this hand tan right quickly.
What the fuck would I, how would I do it?
Would I need the, I need the mic with the cord on it, just drop the motherfucking down.
Hello!
Can you dig it?
This is going to turn the PD pop loop.
I told you.
Y'all wasn't listening to me.
Nice, he was popping on.
Now he was popping on.
Yeah.
Nigger Loz, when I saw you do that show
and it wasn't no stage or shit,
like, niggas, we was all just standing up
in front of the nigger.
You just thought he was a rapper.
This nigga was doing joke.
My mom and this niggas just doing joke.
But that's the type of shit I used to,
I used to make my own shows and shit like that.
And when I was coming up in Atlanta,
it wasn't like it was a whole lot of comedy clubs,
but we had so many comedy spice.
Because it was just like,
nigga, you could just walk up in any restaurant.
Because it felt like every restaurant here
had like a stage space.
You would just walk up to that bitch
and be like, man, come back Wednesday
and talk to Roslin.
She's the owner.
Man, he's going there and the lady be like,
yeah, let's do comedy.
And when I'm going to put the budget together
and y'all bring the people.
man, and you got a, now you got a room.
You got a room.
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But this one made it keep going though
When niggas used to come to the city
Like because you know
They'd come to do uptown and shit like that
But when you had a room that was jumping
And you can get niggas from out of town
To come with the shit
Because they ain't gonna
Because the local comedians
Gonna come anyway
They're gonna come and work out
But when you got to show.
You got a motherfucker coming from Nashville, Chicago,
you know, a national headliner,
and they stopped through that and fucking with you.
That's why all the Atlanta comedy rooms
was able to be going on for so long.
And the niggas who was from the city
had enough courtesy to let the nigger out.
He gonna be gone next week.
Let him go and get the bread.
You know what I'm saying?
I take the little feature bread,
because I can come back in two weeks and get the,
I could do this shit all year.
He might be here twice.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
So it was, but that's, it's also a respect thing.
Because if you bomb, you're not getting paid.
Mm.
Because now we gotta stay the show.
Now we gotta put up one of the crowd favorite niggas
who they didn't see three weeks in a row,
but he's gonna go up here.
And do it up.
Yeah, cause now they gotta pay him a little,
they gotta throw him some.
Right.
Because you ain't gonna get shit.
You booed, you don't put,
now you didn't put the integrity of the show at risk.
At risk, cause you didn't came in this bitch a bomb.
You know, your boy, he ain't...
He ain't really doing it now.
Hey, buddy.
We're trying to mott.
They put your boy up there.
You saw you, the goddamn...
You brought it back?
Because when you...
Man, when you got a room, that shit hit different.
These people coming back after a while,
they don't really give a fuck who on the show.
Right.
They come in to see you.
Right.
Because they trust your word, like,
all right, we didn't came in...
Even if the comedians ain't shit,
you still hold this motherfucker now.
And then when you ain't there,
and somebody else hosts,
they're gonna tell you.
Hey, don't bring him in.
What happened?
Man, that boy slapped the shit out there waking.
Don't bring that boy.
That boy, babe.
It's hard to find a motherfucker to host your room while you're gone.
Because these things will be their backstaffed the hell out of you.
They'll go tell the owner.
Look, I do the shit for $75.
Me, me, my partner, them.
Undercut.
Hell, yeah.
Fuck the whole budget up.
And the great part about the dead do it, too,
because they love the same money.
What?
In the business of saving money.
Oh, they're closer.
They can get there faster than you.
They live up the street.
They wanted the shit anyway.
They just ain't had the hard to do it.
They felt like you shouldn't be done no way.
Right.
Let me hold it down.
Matter of fact, they're going to be my room
and you come when you need it.
Yeah.
Tight shit.
That's shit.
Talk about my shit?
The one I told you to come before?
Did you even know they were going
I went hollad at Rosling about this
Right
She was there
I'm a Wednesday
Why y'all ain't never
It's how it be man
I missed them days
That's when shit was really fun though
With that
Just the comedy grand
I wish I came up in there
A tutel I ain't gonna lie
It was just dope because it's like
Yeah because you really
It wasn't nothing hell
It wasn't no popularity concept
nigga, either you funny or you know.
They're like, if you was really fucking with the comedy,
bro, you would catch all the rooms.
You get what I'm saying?
It'd be three, four different spots going on.
Nigger drive all way from Riverdale,
stop in Atlanta and do some shit,
then ride all way out to goddamn Stonecrest
and do the late night show.
Hell yeah.
That's why I love, it's certain spots in the city
that we always gonna have love for, like,
like Dugans, all the sports,
and like, what's the other shit?
Barnacles, all the barnacles and shit like that?
Man, Dugan's always had a hard-ass comedy night.
Full Stimp used to host them shits.
Double D used to host them shits.
But everybody had a room, though.
It was a little wing spot out in Riverdale.
My boy, Bexhine, that motherfucker used to be jumping like a club,
nigga.
Man, motherfucking backstage or Old National.
The piano bar?
Oh, yeah, Piano Bar.
Piano bar probably this got down
But this is why the show used to be so cold
These like 20 grand
And backstage and all that shit
These older black people
So if they like you
They give you money
Especially in the piano bar
And like baby grand and shit like that
Yeah because the room's so small
They don't charge nobody to get in
But if you go in that bitch and you do your time
And they love you
Nigger you're gonna make at least $100 just from
Mr. Willie and Charles
and then Miss Loretta might throw you a 50
ball and rub on your nipple or something
because it's like, you think
these are the little hood club but these
are all the black folks who got like
they can get money like a mother.
Ms. Loretta, she missed the comedy show
and got down 10 years
and this bitch a whole
doctor, Dennis. Right.
That's her jaguar out there.
Real cool.
Her husband and died, left her
300,000, everybody in the club.
Oh, Ronald got big mutton.
She didn't get that big old pretty house?
Yeah, big old pretty house down there.
She's staying Griffin.
Why the fuck she always on old nation?
She drives.
Mitt Rodland get fucked up, but she's driving her hour and a head back to Griffin.
She comes so she gets our work.
She's been there six o'clock.
She's a cougar.
Her girl and then drunk, three bottles of their reasoning.
Ready to take her.
young nigga right back. You can spend
a night with me, but I got to bring you back in the morning.
That's a long drive. Can you drive?
What? That's a long drive.
Come on, now. Next thing you know you
were in there with Ms. Ross. Driving the hell out there, Jack.
Now, fucked around and hit her two times.
They had to cook. She had to quit fucking
because she lived too far. She lived
down against Griffin. It's damn them
making, for real. I'm crazy part about
my first comedy show I ever seen with you
when we went to, because that shit never crawpile
with us when we were young. I didn't
know that world existed in Atlanta
like how he's talking about comedy clubs
and all that? I've never
called her a comedy show I probably
last on. I'm probably
last on. This is the one
thing that's true about it man.
Any given night of the week. It's going to
be some kind of comedy going
on somewhere.
I said I didn't know
that way down here. Yes.
We were the shit club. We didn't
like that. We ain't ever go to no comedy club.
That night when you start,
but right before you started going on the road,
that was the first show I ever seen it.
That's the first thing I did in with a lot of community life.
When that first came to it, Atlanta, like, oh, yeah, okay.
I was still driving the trucks and shit, bro.
I was out on Ford and industrial.
You know, the hotel that's shut down now,
right before you get back on 20, I was staying right there.
I walked up the street and went to Babe.
Oh, you were a lot of Los Angeles.
Was hosting amateur night, bro.
That British night.
Now, this was in, like,
904.
Shalda was host the amateur night at Bay.
Shawley's all that.
Don't sleep with here.
Carlos at every spot.
They were in the night's sleeper.
That was the night's end.
They got the purple logo.
That was fucking different.
The bitch was about 35 dollars
a night.
I was driving a truck.
Oh, yeah.
Extended snake, motherfucker.
Hey, boy, that's nice thing.
Yeah, boy, that's nice.
Hey, that man, that night's in so dangerous, boy.
What?
I've been one town.
That's another life over that way.
Thank you, boy, I got a story.
That's what an industry.
That's another life.
I'm a working one.
This is what I'm in the street.
I'm working one.
Got some shit on me.
My folk called me.
He said, where ya?
I'm like, shit.
I'm right here.
We're going to force this stuff.
He's like, shit, I need some.
What's shit?
What's he at?
He's like, shit.
Diggie?
I'm at the nice in.
He's like,
Nick, I'm in cellmo too
I'm like, Nick
I'm in cell phone
He's talking about come out your door
Nick I can come out my door
Nick we're up, we both up for no good
I'm talking about I was at the same
spot same hotel
same level
Dutch dough
He called me looking for something
This is how you know you at a bad hotel
We have no business being in here
When you go to the lobby and you see them whole
posting them ads on back page and
Craig List.
I used to go to the comedy house,
bro. They used to have us staying at the days
end.
Day's end on it.
When you go out to the lobby,
you can't stay in that hole.
All the holes from Craig's list
and just sitting out there
in the lobby.
You see them sitting over there
posting the ads, 31,
Columbia, South Carolina.
In calls only.
No.
You know that over there.
You know, this back when you had to
Nick, you know all around in a little hotel
competing.
And call.
You click the shit, don't it can pop up.
You see your ad right there.
That'd be sitting right there.
Them low-budget prostitutes
always got a bag full of dirty clothes.
Dirty clothes.
It's been sure to do it.
Like, bitch, get out of that.
Them outfits dirty in the motherfucker.
Bid, go to the laundry mat when you live.
Biddle you just put on a dirty body suit.
You can't go some quarters?
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, I'm taking.
Oh, I'm taking.
Niggas.
You know, I got a bag of dirt clothes.
Four dirty-ass outfits.
Nigger.
What are you doing in?
Yeah, bro.
You can see the clothes dirty through the bag.
You know what hotel stepped up?
The bag dirt.
The Burtle 6 stepped up.
Yeah, a motel 6 stepped up.
A little bit.
It's a little bit.
They didn't fit in the way yet.
They stepped up.
You're the right spot.
It looked real ecology.
Yeah.
It looks like a door on room.
It looks like a little door.
It looks okay.
With a flat screen.
With a bed and a flat screen.
Okay.
You know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy.
We can sit here and name all the shit in hotels that we ever stayed at right.
Nigger.
But you would think, like, as your career progressed,
and we start staying in nice and shit.
Like, I noticed the nicest shit,
when I started staying in nicest shit,
that's when the shit really got ghetto.
The nice hotels is the real ghetto shit.
No, for real.
Fuck your talk.
Oh, me.
For real.
You just be hearing shit.
Like, what the fuck they got going on?
Like, you know it's some shit.
And you know it like, this is supposed to be some nice shit.
Why is a dog walking?
Mm-hmm.
In a hotel, bro.
Big ass dog
Going crazy
Big ass dog
And you're like
I'm not feeling
Listen to this shit
All night
White people
You're fine like a motherfucker
In a nice hotel
What
Oh domestic as hell
Oh yeah
Three four in the morning
Get off of me
Tom
And handy
I had to win
I had no window
I had to win
One hotel
And they were like
Yeah we had
We had to shut down
One side of our hotel
Who could
They might be not
Really gonna tell you this
But you know
They think we're friends
Just because
You're not supposed to tell me, girl.
The fuck are you telling me for?
They, like, somebody, killed this up.
Man found his wife,
or cheating, killed her,
came to the hotel, kill this.
Damn.
So they was restructuring me.
That they could pay for that room.
I was like, what the fuck?
He came back to the hotel and kept this up.
Yeah, they were.
He came to the hotel.
And the crazy part, by it.
Get what?
He worked for the law for me.
He worked for the law for me.
Damn.
You don't remember that hotel we was in?
They might as in the same room.
They didn't know.
I'm like, what's like, what the fuck?
I'm like, man, with the head?
They gave me the same room.
They gave me the same room.
You got that bitch shit, oh, yeah, that's all right, dude.
I ain't been my father, oh, guys.
What's up, bro?
I ain't jumping there, so I see that,
I'm like, what's that, guy?
Now, the hotel me, everything, though.
I don't like when they put me, try to put me in one of the handicapped rooms.
Oh, man.
I love a handicap room.
Uh-uh.
You can be more spacious, nigg.
You can take a shower, send down, nigg.
That's something about.
They're buying that and I'll make me feel right.
You're looking at Glad House.
You're looking at a half-in-law.
Nah, I don't like them.
Yeah, when we come back from,
Wouldn't that be some funny shit, though?
Like the hotel, they give you the handicapped room.
Like the hotel, they give you the handicapped room,
and then they get a handicapped nigger the regular room.
They catch you coming out there bit.
That the nigg got my room!
See, if I say, he's like that, he was like that.
Swiss with me.
That's fucking.
That's sweet.
I believe they got our room mixed.
Damn.
Come out, dude.
They really need to be on the first floor.
And they talk a big trip.
They don't even go to elevator.
In the first, you make it going to go to elevator, God damn.
What's you doing with that big bath room?
Normal boy.
That fuck.
That butt.
That, boy.
I think they'll be talking about.
You're going to walk.
You can walk right in the child
You can walk right in the child
You can't
Listen
You can walk right in
Ain't gonna step in
Ain't no dope
Ain't shit
Walk with you walk in
I meant to say this
I'm glad we're still
Talking this shit
Like I saw the
On one of the post
We were talking about the dude
With the white girl
The crazy nigga right
They don't even
They were like man
I bet dude with man from real
He probably whooped their head
That nigger came to the meet
And greet
Everybody who we be fucking
with on our shows.
Always come to the meet and greet and be like,
hey, man, y'all fucked up, fucking with.
But you got to understand
the people who love us,
them the people who be in front,
we ain't never had...
Anybody that came up?
Anybody that walk up?
They really love it.
Yeah, bro.
We ain't never...
Like, bro, we didn't stop niggas
from actually fighting.
Facts.
Niggas got each other by the shirt
and be like, you're looking.
And we're like, you better not do it.
You better not.
He like, don't do it.
You better not.
All right.
They let them
They both let each other go at the same time
All right
All right
But you see that
I'll have to go
I want to make sure that we said
That shit on camera
Because these people
Who get on social media
Instead of their fuck
They're talking about
We never had nobody
For real getting mad
At none of the shit
They didn't say
They know
They know why they came, bro
Them niggas at the top
They might get mad
Because they're at the top
But them
But them niggas on the bottom
A whoops of mass about us
I think
I believe they'll fuck
something up. That whole front, that whole bottom row.
Man, shit.
We don't seen them getting mad at somebody.
Tell them, y'all got shit to fuck up.
You needn't try to do something.
Go ahead, Colo.
Kiko.
Hey, talk about that lump on the back
of that nigga hit.
And then after the show, the niggins shit, walk up
and be like, you heard what they said, look.
Nick, shit, how long did you add that knack?
That was a baby.
Touch it. It's hard.
Bro, they come there for that shit, though.
You remember somebody just threw their fake leg on the stage,
bro, when we were taking the picture at the end?
Through that whole leg, took it off, and do it.
You picked it up then.
We took a picture with the motherfucker.
We took a ass up and grabbed it.
Remember we had that month.
We bent the motherfucker and took the picture with it.
Hit the knee part.
Because it's a locked, nigga.
If you don't lock it in, it just keep swinging.
It had to lock the knee.
You're lit.
The real, you're living.
Well, we had a later with no wrist came.
She was like, I got a surprise.
She was like, what?
She was like, whee, come on, bro.
She's coming to all the show.
When I seen a hole pulling their teeth out of that, y'all mean, we, I was like,
nigger, this shit.
This shit a different life.
That lady scared me.
That scared me.
That's an aster.
Because if she catch me for on her, bro, I'm going to get some head from it.
No teeth?
She doesn't came like three shows.
You got them going, got them little sharp pieces in because all that teeth ain't gone.
See, exactly.
I'm gone.
Oh, all the TV ain't.
No, there's a bit a piece of teeth in there.
Be a little piece of glass.
Before they're kidding, I'm my ass.
They're smooth.
Wow.
Come out.
Come out.
You got charmed tea.
Bitch, is you teething.
Let me see.
It's teething.
Hell no.
A little piece of glass that, boy.
I got to do family feud in the more.
All right, bro.
We're fine to go.
What time is?
Got kids off his school and do family food.
Yeah.
Got to do my father do this.
Mojo?
Yes, sir.
This is your first time stopping through here, man?
I have fun.
Bro, we ain't even talk about the other shit.
We got to do it in.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Leave the door open to do that shit again.
It's your first time stopping through here.
Don't let it be your last.
Flat, what you got coming up, man.
Hey, man, we loaded, man.
Got some old music, you know what I'm saying?
That shit is just dropping hot, boy.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
More produced and more movies, more TV shows, man, more 85 South, man.
They don't know what's going on.
Jay-O.
Jay-O.
Man, we got a slowdown remix, feature of Kim Ali, Eli Derby, June, I heard.
Talk to your talk.
All right.
Talk to your talk.
Bang.
You make more media, make them up with.
Pop your shit.
Man, what you got, bro?
Shit, I'm trying to bag shirt on the wood.
Chame a lot.
I know it.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm doing that.
I ain't.
Mm-hmm.
You know, my boy all the way calling, be on my tailor.
But, nigga, when you get dropping, bro, that shit be funny.
I'm trying to get back to consistent shit.
My gay girl, my gosh time.
What's a drink doing?
I can't sleep at night.
Nigger.
That shit's so funny, bro.
Bro.
You have to do that.
I know you fucking lying to-to-uh.
Yeah, I'm getting ready to start.
Right soon we get down, we don't want.
You're going on your own shit.
I got 15 theaters lined up, pre-sale.
Pre-sale went up yesterday.
That went up yesterday, Chicago, I'm doing Chicago.
Where they can get the tickets?
MojoBrux.com.
Okay.
Grab a ticket, see the people, Netflix, Tyler Period.
May 22nd.
May 22nd.
May 22nd.
We're doing a premiere this weekend.
That's what's up, yeah.
Cheerie.
Yep.
What's your character on nothing?
Nick named Basil.
Basil?
Basil.
My name, Basil.
I'm a driver.
This nigga named after a season.
No.
But I'm telling you right now, though, I was in my bag in that, motherfucker, though.
Shout out to Tyler Perry.
Tyler Perry really allowed me to, like, to be me,
be authentically me in his character.
So I think just a little different than a lot of the comedies he didn't do it,
but this shit, this is funny.
Pop your shit?
I ain't worth it.
Yeah, a lot of shit.
I'm going to take it out, man.
Fly, I'm gonna call you.
Did you watch it?
What?
I'm gonna call you.
When it comes out, I'm gonna send it to him out.
Oh, yeah, I'm about to say, God damn.
He can't put me on the spot on the hell, I don't know.
I got a lot of him.
That shit was fine, nigga.
That shit was lit.
That shit was lit.
He tried to get a lot.
You're like,
I'm gonna watch me again.
I'm like, I'm like, huh?
Come back.
Yeah, I don't want to get caught in a lot.
What did you think about?
To give a whole little syllabus on that bubble,
but your acting was on point.
Hey, ain't finished you yet.
But I didn't see, though, I didn't see you.
The first two episodes?
Nah, you snap.
You're in your bag.
You're in your bag.
You went lying when you said.
It felt like, but please don't lie.
You saw that shit.
I saw that shit.
Motherfuck it, I'll make that bitch.
Nigger'd be mixing shows up.
When you and Canaan got into it.
No, that ain't the one guy.
That ain't you guys.
Oh, okay.
That's real tip.
I appreciate y'all, though.
Before we close, I let me say this, man.
There's much respect, though, to the 85 South family,
especially Carlos and D.C.
Like I said, I was doing show.
They were doing no cap.
Swedish Day Comic Jam, and I was coming out during the first five minutes to open the act,
and these niggas treated me the same.
Then Lowe's a little hard on me.
Flah went never, like, fly was all the way.
Lose was a little hard on me, but I just wanted to just tell y'all, thank y'all,
because y'all are part of my story, you know what I'm saying?
When I tell my story, these niggas that I, you know what I'm saying,
that I watched y'all, and I came up behind y'all,
and I just respect everything that y'all done done for the game,
and that I know that y'all going to continue to keep doing for the game.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's much love to y'all.
You're doing your shit, nothing?
Yeah.
How many years have been up?
11.
11?
Yeah.
I'm going to keep being hard on it.
Because I want you to be somebody.
I was doing this shit before y'all even start doing this shit.
I didn't see plenty of them come and go.
Come and go.
It hurt me so bad one time I was getting some gas.
I seen a nigga over there playing the scratch off.
Joe.
And I looked, I said, I know that, Nick.
What the fuck he's wearing all that brown fuck?
He turned around and he had a job.
One of my real partners.
I was fucked up about that.
Not the nigga working for UPS.
I ain't never said he was working for UPS.
He would cousin grab with his brother here.
That was a family business shirt.
And she said to Whitakus.
Don't be talking about my partner that worked for you, P.S.
I'm talking about another nigga I know.
Oh, Jay, the Whitaker's lawn care.
I knew he was down bad.
That nigga had got on one of them trucks.
I think I need some 85 South here.
Yeah, we got Chicago colors, too, man.
I still got my favorite.
Come on, huh?
I mean, it ain't a myriad.
No, I'm going to wait this motherfucker right through the airport.
Yeah, dude, you will.
At least.
It will.
I absolutely will.
Mojo, you know where we at, man.
85th time.
You know it.
Mojo Brooks.
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Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.
I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you.
Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network.
Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcast.
favorite shows. Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a
trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness. I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few
of the powerful stories I'll be mining on our upcoming 12th season of Family Secrets. We continue to be
moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. Listen to Family Secrets
Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Our IHeart Radio Music Festival, presented by Capital One, is coming back to Las Vegas.
Vegas. September 19th and 20th.
On your feet.
Streaming live only on Hulu.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Brian Adams. Ed Sheeran.
Fade.
Glorilla.
Jelly Roll.
John Fogarty.
Lil Wayne.
L.L. Cool J.
Mariah Carey.
Maroon 5.
Sammy Hagar.
Tate McCray.
The offspring.
Tim McRaw.
Tickets are on sale now at AXS.com.
Get your tickets today.
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