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Episode Date: March 14, 2025Justin Whitehead, Karlous Miller and Clayton English chop it up in another classic edition of the 85 SOUTH SHOW! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our We...bsite: www.85southshow.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I would play that shit for you, but it's not, he didn't diss me.
He dissed, huh?
No, he thought he was dissing me, but it wasn't no insult.
The only thing he said was that at that time, at that time, I wore a car.
The freaking shit y'all got going on, baby.
What can you say about a nigga's
What can you say about a nigger that's doing better than you?
Your shirt.
You're not going to be fucking your bitch.
You shouldn't even waste them full-time in the studio.
Wasted gas, tie, and how much of you paid the record.
That was his baby mom.
Yeah, stop it, man.
Fuck that nigga.
Of course.
Fuck that nigga.
But, you know, he called the police on me, bro.
I had to turn myself in.
That's my mom.
Did he snap?
No.
I'm glad for you you won't get out of this shit.
What you do to make the nickname call,
well, see, we exchanged words.
And you told him, you're going to put some file on his ass.
I did, and he recorded it and took it to the TV.
Oh, damn, he set you up after you you rapped about you.
That ain't a very rap of him.
They ain't very a rap music of him.
And God damn, what's so funny, bro, it was during COVID,
so they called my, they called the police department in my whole time.
and told them I had a warn-out.
And so I'm cool with a few of them back at the grill.
So they call them like, hey, it's a warn-out for you.
I'm like, for what?
And they, like, goddamn terroristic threat.
I'm like, who the fuck I thread?
So they called a nigga name.
Trying to get it done.
Why that shit keeps stopping?
Oh, internet fucking.
So we're waiting on.
Now, we're about ready.
He just wanted to hear that song and shit.
I went to turn myself in.
I'm about saying, anymore.
Snacks coming.
Yeah, we did.
I don't make so.
Snack time, hold with it.
Chew you spit.
All right, fuck the internet, man.
Let me spend it in there.
Who are the drink?
This is all the snack we got.
Don Julio.
Chew you spit, niggled.
See, what we used to do,
we used to take a peppermint,
drop it into Don Julio.
And then we give it to a bitchy chain.
That's what you call that pie out.
What's wrong with you?
Let's go
Do it then
Fuck it
Welcome back to an 85 South show
Frankie
For we go
Hey
Been crying
Sponsored by the same people
Who make
AK 47s
NATO
And Black Rock
Nato
Some shit that ain't gonna never happen
Well I should better
My price is gonna even go up
No
I know that
You know who Black Rock is
them the motherfuckers they own America they own everything that's what I said the price got to go up
they got it I can't say that I said that tell them I want an expense account
I thought y'all was talking about a product with no tax on not the motherfuckers say they
manage a fund with 10 trillion dollars then yeah I mean I've heard of that bro I'm
can't manage that 10 trillion dollars niggas 10 trillion dollars do what the fucking
want to do that that's how I manage it boy that ain't that shit go right there
hey y'all's dollars get 100 over there you
Singles, get your ass in that double bag!
Get them from over there by the hundreds.
I wouldn't even want that pressure.
Who seen 50?
What about the 50 is that?
Anybody seen the 50.
Who had to fuck the 50?
Oh, shit.
No, that's $10 trillion.
That's a little different level of pressure.
I don't want that.
I'll take it.
Yeah, I try it.
You'll try it.
Hey, hey, hey, billionaire's guys.
It's real for billionaires now.
Trigioners, though.
Trigorous is even more.
real.
I can buy an island
and go there.
Your boy, it's me,
Luigi.
You know, he's out there.
These people were a billionaires, would they?
So now people are they fucking around.
They can get it too.
I still believe they got the room.
Oh, no, bro.
I ain't even at Starbucks by myself
if I got a trillion dollars, nigga.
I'm with the...
That's what you would think.
But they've been moving like that for how long.
Think about how long.
If you saw a trillionaire,
we wouldn't know it.
If I got a trillion,
I'm not going nowhere where people at.
That's what you think.
That what I know.
But don't nobody know.
Yeah.
Even the forms list, the most, it don't put everybody.
That ain't the right list.
He got killed for a different reason.
They ain't so much he had money.
I'm still, it was a billion dollar company.
How much money did he have?
He's a billionaire.
He's a billionaire.
Oh, I thought he was a billionaire.
Yeah, he fucking, I don't know the actual title, but I thought he just worked for the
country.
The last of that turned owned United Health Care.
So the guy that killed him.
But he was on the board of the shit.
And it's a billion-dollar company.
He's a chair of a-chair.
Yeah.
So the guy that killed him had money?
His family had a lot of money.
He went to private schools.
You know what I'm saying?
He had a big job.
He had enough.
He had enough.
With the good college.
And back problems.
That's the other thing.
Niggins didn't hurt.
Leave them alone.
The killer?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
A nigga that back hurt will shoot you.
I mean, my back hurt.
I ain't like nobody for two years.
on, man. A black man with bad feet
than killed more people
than the motherfucking penitentiary.
That's our old niggas be mad. God damn
some bitch would step on my foot.
Eight people
dead. Dead. Foot injury.
And guess what else? I didn't
do one day.
No one killer.
Step on his bunnies.
You knew better than a step on his foot.
Man, this shit is crazy though, man. I don't know.
what part of America, what season
we're in right now?
The finale.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
This is the...
Don't say that shit.
This is the bonus shit.
We had deleted scenes now, brother.
Yeah, we've been out.
Oh, we have deleted scenes.
You seen this one yet?
Yeah.
Watch Hollywood burn.
Why?
It's going to be burning over there.
It's going to be froze over here.
Right.
He's deleted scenes?
You see it?
That shit crazy.
We didn't see that.
Over three hours of Poonish footage
The director's cut
We're in America
The director's cut, now
So you're telling me we on that third disc
In the DVD set that don't nobody watch
Because if you remember last year
It was slow
Last year was slow as shit
This year
It's not let up
This year it's been
That should slow as far as what?
Just the news and shit
That was that. Remember we talked about cat
Williams for personal
shit.
Oh, yeah.
Right now,
this year, bro,
we,
hey, it's true.
We got drones.
We got
aliens.
Aliens.
Trump back in office,
aliens.
Wild fires that came
put out.
Winter vortex.
We got a snow
apocalypse.
Planes disappearing
getting shot out
the sky.
Like,
yeah.
Shit going down
is the last season,
bro.
It's shit crazy.
Well, I just
you don't like episode three.
I think we might be in
reboot.
Yeah.
We might start it out.
They're not even going to give us another movie.
This is the reboot.
We start back over.
America, a John Woofield.
I'm good without thinking about none of these.
This one directed by Quentin Tarantino.
This is the Tarantino.
Why there's so much blood?
Feel like we stuck in that unnecessary-ass gruesome scene.
Like, ah, you're going to kill everybody in that?
Right.
There's 70 people in there.
Why, there nipple clamps on that man's balls, Quinn.
Man
Nah, half of that shit on you
Want to think about
It's all good, man
You ain't got to think about it
Think of all the shit
That just disappeared at the news
The tunnels they found in New York
With the Jewish people in?
Yeah
Crazy
That shit just went away
Like a motherfucker
There's something come right behind
It doesn't make you go away
Yeah obviously you don't think
It's just how to talk about shit
It ain't juicy enough no more
I don't mean to Vero
But
Vero, we got all this technology
Why motherfucker's not using it?
But Elon got all this money, right?
We're behind.
He basically in Cali, right?
Right?
I think it'd be everywhere, but yeah.
But he based out of California, he got a lot of...
Why he ain't got no robots out there pouring the water?
All these droves flying around.
They can't squirt nothing.
Well, you know, he might be part of what's going on
because...
He can buy up all this shit and doing the way.
You know what happened, bro?
Well, that's the oldest candidate they could approach you.
Y'all niggas live in Atlanta.
y'all might even been around when the shit happened but like every time when olympics is coming to a place
something's going to happen to that place where they clear it out every time if it's Atlanta
Atlanta all the LA went all the crackheads in there.
And it's been Atlanta like that I mean we had land I feel like we built up a lot of shit but I don't feel like we had no catastrophe.
They moved people instead of like land in LA they got to move there's no space you got to move land to get to build something big like an Olympic village.
Okay.
What I heard from people who was born and raised from Atlanta, they did some drastic shit.
They moved people and they bought it in the Red Dog.
Oh, the Red Dog.
Yeah, they were moving structures and once the people got out.
Yeah, justifications were definitely going on, but one, like, to, like, to, like, to, like, to, like, to, like, to, like, to, that, that, that, yeah.
That when they bought them, that, that, that, get them niggas out of here.
Boy.
But, logan was a lot of hood still standing when the Olympics game.
Yeah, I'm sure.
But they ran a lot of niggas out.
Under the home still there and shit, yeah.
But they put a gate in.
over there.
Stay your ass in there now.
Don't you come out here
about to try to come watch
this track and feel.
Those boys
in the house.
None boy of home
tale will be the one
for me, boy.
I don't be around them.
By the time I got to Atlanta,
that was,
that was, that.
We didn't have no business over there.
I never went in myself personally.
Yeah.
Only, I, I know.
When I was at that gas station
in front that bitch,
them young niggas had some gas.
So you're going there again?
And I go to that.
Shopping across the street.
See, when I got here, that was gone.
I got here in 12.
It's getting nice and shit over there, though.
Like, it looked like
obviously white people are already walking,
and it's a park when you turn by the Chevron
down Whitehall.
I mean, not Whitehall.
Boat.
John Dobbs.
I mean, no, no.
What the fuck is the name of John Wesley?
You're talking about Hollowell and,
yeah.
Yeah, then you go up to that, what this is?
If you go up past that bitch
where crucial
and all that shit is
and you keep going
on the left
that little hood
as apartment complex
with the gated shit
that's low-key
got some of the best
views of the city
if they ever build
anything that's like
six plus stories
I think that's what it is
yeah
they hadn't redid that shit
yet
ain't nobody got there yet
oh
somebody's going
a lot of shit
they got a lot of shit
that was one of the last hoods
that they got out of that
yeah
but if you
if you ever went
into that bitch
and went to the
Well, you can see, like, the skyline of the city.
Like, it's a perfect...
You buying weed over that, too?
Yep.
Man, look, drop him, look, drop him bitches off.
Sometimes, look, man, sometimes, I've never known.
I was Uber before the Uber with a big super.
You understand what I'm saying?
Hey, you just had to call a bit.
What we are?
I'm getting off the egg.
Just keep coming down.
Come on, come on.
Bitch, what the fuck you got,
big God, just comes to the back.
Come to the back.
She knows she lived far.
Just comedy when you pass the CBS or you're left.
It ain't no CBS.
Yes, it is.
coming. She knows. You've been on highway 317 for 20 minutes. Man, I don't see no damn
CVS. Just keep going. You're going to get that pussy, though. And I'll be down. On the late night.
On the late night. Well, a minute later, on your left-hand side, it's going to be a CVS at the goddamn
light. There it is. Back on the game. I told you, it was up there. You just had to keep coming down.
Where you stay? I stay right behind now. Jackpot.
Crazy. He's going to never tell you the apartment, though.
Nick, you gotta, because you know you gotta find some where to park.
Hey, shout out to the bitch to just come down and hop in the car.
And show you where the park.
Call leave with me.
Come on.
You don't remember that shit, though?
Late night missions.
Yeah, but.
I don't do them no more.
You can't do them anymore.
We can't do that shit.
I mean my last one.
I don't fucked around and got too visible.
If you can't pull up on me, we ain't got a little bit.
Man, I can't be pulling up late.
That what I'm telling you.
Get some rubbers at the racetrack.
No.
What's your going on?
What's your wrong with?
Bro, we're grown.
Ah!
You want to get it out?
Get it out.
Yeah.
Same rubble.
Oh, girl, she'd be in here?
Yeah, get rubbers.
Do you do that?
Oh.
If a bitch can't pull up on me, bro, we ain't got no being in dealing with each other.
Damn.
Ever.
But you know what the difference?
I mean, I can pull up on her too, but I'm just saying, though.
Like, if you can't pull up on me, that's really a deal, bro.
Because I'm not coming to you all the time.
I'm never going to know.
Well, sometimes that's just going to be the case.
Some of the best puss that I don't have had
did not have any vehicle
predication.
This might be why the pussy's good
because it's isolated.
This bitch can run rapid.
This shit would be warmed up.
I'm so glad she's sitting with it.
I'm glad she's immobile right now.
That's the outskirt pussy.
No, no, no.
Not did they and they eat.
That may be bad.
in my 20s.
Early 30s.
Yeah.
Not, not.
I'm doing it.
Last week.
If I got to go pick a bitch up,
if I can't afford the Uber to me,
you know what I'm saying?
I got to feel like just getting out rides.
No, that's what you can't afford.
You know, he's on camera.
That's what that is.
Now, just,
however you get on camera.
You can book a car service if you want to get up out of way.
You got a SUV sitting out of that all night.
That's some technically trafficking.
What?
Sending the Uber.
You put that bitch in the Uber Black.
Now, you gotta wait the traffic down after the Uber Black.
That's a kidnap man.
If you put that bitch into Uber Black, you are nefariously.
I'm not going to pick you up, bro.
If I, if you, you know what I'm saying, that's too much, bro.
Hell no.
I think that your name is not as different than us.
Because you don't understand, bro.
You don't spend 30, 40 minutes going one way.
You gotta drive 30, 40 minutes back.
Yeah, yeah.
And I don't really got tired of chilling with this bitch all.
already reading.
Damn, Uber again.
We go the same way.
Hey, hey, same way you can't go back.
No, I'm talking about going and pick
her up and going back.
Brother, it's only 30 or 40 minutes.
The ride on me, yeah, the ride over going to just like
it might fuck up my whole vibe.
I had a bitch put her feet on my dashboard
one time on the way back to the crew.
I don't want to pick her up and she put her fucking
bad feet on my goddamn dashboard
and got offended because I asked her to take them down.
I don't give a fuck.
Bitch, you can hang your head out to where
Don't put your fucking seat on my pants board, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't care if you sit in the seat with your face in the seat.
No, hell no.
You can't do your ass in the head, bitch.
No.
Ain't no rules in your car.
No, hell, no, bro.
Let's run your little bitch and run over here to get the bush.
No.
You can put your feet on.
I'm not that hard off.
I'm not that hard on.
No.
I'm looking for signs of agreements.
He said he already fucked.
So her put her feet on your dashboard,
that let you know you're gonna smash on real.
Huh?
Yeah.
Her putting her feet on your dashboard let you know you're gonna smack.
Yeah, because I'm my head going to the pussy.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
This is the family show.
Hey, look.
Grab up by that pussy, hat.
That's how I used to be.
That's how I used to be.
That's what these young niggas are saying.
Spin the block, grab the pussy.
Amen to it.
I live far.
Spunt the block.
That's the only thing about it.
So what that mean?
The Uber going to call too much?
No, it ain't nothing about that.
That's what I know.
You got to really appreciate it different if they bring you some pussy to the woods.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They come out of your house.
But you got to appreciate it differently if they bring you some pussy in on it.
I do.
That man, you wanted me to have it.
There's a lot of women needs some way to beat up, too.
And you could have been anywhere.
Uh-uh.
They could have been anywhere.
I mean, they got a combination to be on somebody couch.
They don't have no maintenance on their car
So they don't like making long trip
Yeah, that's true
They'll get stuck
Yeah, she knows she needs some tie rods
Yeah
She just don't know what that is
She think they're trying to rip off
That man said something about some tie rod
Whatever the fuck that is
I think he's trying to get over on me
Come on they said the brakes were supposed to be
$99
When I got it
You need rotors in every damn thing
What does you even talk about?
Basically
bitch your car smell
That bitch shake every time she's
thawking. The whole time she's
slowing now, that bitch shaking and she don't believe
she needs rolling.
Women don't always tell you what the
fuck be happening to their car, though.
Like, when they tell you, you can tell
that she's lying about some shit.
It just started making the noise out of nowhere.
Out of nowhere.
They're doing it.
I don't know. I was driving it and I just heard
like a grinding sound.
She ain't tell you she tried to put the bitch
in park while I was still rolling.
That bit, now, she having transmission issue with that song bit.
You got a grinder.
Grinding.
My car don't go backwards.
What's the worst issue you ever had with a car, brother, before you start making bread?
I thought you about to ask, what's the worst bitch you ever fuck with?
Oh, no, hell, no.
I don't even want to know that.
What did you have?
The worst issue he had with a car.
One time, my battery blew up one time.
My car caught him.
I'm sorry.
That's what I'm about to say.
It better not be nothing but that.
Yeah, I remember hearing about that.
Yeah, I remember hearing about that.
It was terrible.
That's how you know, motherfucker, the hair.
Is that what caused it?
The battery?
Mm-mm.
Oh, what was it?
It was, I had a blowout in the tariff.
Oh, he burned it up.
My Cadlet.
Say, he burned it for hands.
He just smoking a blanket about.
No, I just.
Burned the whole shit up.
At my three, my, uh, 300, my head gasket blew.
that shit was
I can't owe no money
on it no more
boy they still
be won their bread
Chrysler
who over the bank
yeah
they don't get a fuck
by nothing
they're paying
off a $300 by now
my nigga
no I think
they're gonna let you
beat
no at that moment
at this moment
at this moment
nobody
anybody should
anybody know me
I had that 300
forever
man everything
happened
to a car
that can happen
you got every
my shit
that was the cold
this shit
I was fucked up
about that
where was it
Florida.
No.
The worst shit, though, when your transmission go out.
And you don't even know until you're trying to pull off and it'd be, huh?
Well, when your alternator go out.
That happened.
But you don't know if it's your battery or your alter.
That's relief, though.
The alternator really be relieved because you assume it's the worst.
It's cheaper than the battery too.
And then the alternator, you're like, ah, it hit me.
But I get it done fast, yeah.
And I'm saying, like, right before the bitch go out, it starts acting out, too.
Your life starts going on.
You went to your wife's popping on this shit.
Oh, what's fucking going on in my car, man?
I had a fucking nice flesh.
That damn alternator.
That damn alternator.
Starter.
Mm-hmm.
But if you got an old school, that alternate ain't shit to put on.
You can pretty much get anybody put that bitch on.
You can fuck around and be riding.
Bless you, you can fuck around and be riding the end of that shit that take premium gas.
You got some shit on.
All the car shit that I hate to deal with the most is the fucking, it's tires, though.
What you mean?
Tires.
They're buying and replacing tires.
I just, I just ran out the warranty on the shit I had.
I had the warranty on the tires.
They go by mile.
The crazy thing is, it was just, it covered the shit.
That shit, it don't even matter if they knew or not.
I never got flats in L.A.
Right.
I got my car out there.
I never had flats out there.
I came to Atlanta, bro.
I've been to the dealership more times than, I'm talking about whole new time.
Just riding Atlanta streets.
Yeah, the rules for me.
Smarter.
Them niggas going to make you stuff.
Like they throw screws in the street.
The worst part about tires is buying a car that take two different sides.
I see you stop where I'm at, you got to die.
I had a bend one time.
The wheels in the back were bigger than the ones on the front.
Yeah.
And they, that fast and furious, motherfucker.
21s and the bat, 19s in the front.
Then it were four meters.
So all of them, you had to change all of them at the same time.
And you couldn't put the fucking front, I mean, put the back on the front of the
little shit like that because it was.
On my bins, I had a, I had a whole of my shit, and they was like, yes,
going to be $60 a plug.
I said, all right, boom,
do that at that dealership.
They said, oh, man, you know,
you had the silence,
we got the silencing mats in your tires.
No, it's some shit that make it
so you can't hear the tires.
Like, it's some silencer pads or something shit.
It was $600.
Yeah.
From from $60 to $600 for that time.
That's how they didn't get you in the sales.
You ain't got a BMW if it ain't leaking.
Oh, I ain't ever had a B&W.
Oh, what did you say?
Oh, your Bens.
Oh, your BNWs are horrible.
Yeah.
Mercedes is always trying to sell you another Mercedes.
Mm-hmm.
Because they want your,
Mercedes, he'd be trying to sell you another Mercedes.
You can't go for your maintenance B or maintenance A,
and then they'll call you and say, you know, you can get the 25 for me.
Shout out Mike Laws, man.
And then you email me every time he's sending your little link to the other car and shit.
Hey, man, you've seen this one?
No, man, ain't seen this one.
I don't want to see this one.
I don't know how y'all think.
If people hold off, they might be able to get some cars for some cheap
because them shit is not moving.
Nah, niggas ain't buying cars like they used to.
And cars is being built.
built a little bit better in some instances.
So, I see, Benz, I got smart.
You know, they trade the grill on their shit every three years.
So for a superficial, well, fucking,
they're gonna trade that bitch in.
Yeah, when you buy them cars,
you just got the bottom one you like.
Because if you're just trying to keep up with the numbers,
you know, you might, because like,
like you said, it'd be the subtle little changes,
but it's just like, I want that motherfucker,
but I like the 21 version.
You know, he don't want that.
You don't give a fault.
He didn't come out.
No, no, you don't.
No.
They got to grow on you.
Some of the motherfuck got to grow on you.
You just don't want that bitch
technically the first year
come out.
They ain't got this bitch
figured out all the way yet.
It's going to be fucked up.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to, yeah.
A motherfucker got to really figure out
all the goddamn kinks in the motherfucker.
All the recalls and shit
because they're going back.
After two recalls,
you can go ahead and get that car.
They're going back.
But sometimes they wait later on
because I had a fucking,
like a 09 Lexus.
And I took it to an oil change
and they typed in the VIN
or whatever.
And it was something.
some type of recall with the dashboard or the fucking airbag or some shit.
So I had a loaner for like a week.
I'm like, damn, I thought they would have got out of recourse.
Not as you the car, dude.
People out there, they need a car.
What's the bad way to get one, what they need to pay?
Middle of the road.
Get you a pistol.
What, you're trying to, like, save up and buy a car or something?
Yeah, they need something like day-to-day.
Like, if you don't know shit about cars and you don't want,
and you, like, you want some shit that's reliable as fuck,
get a camera.
It don't even matter if it's the old one
The old ones are the best one
Hell yeah
These motherfucking cars last
You need a daily driver
Toyota's period
You need a daily driver
You're gonna depend on
That you ain't going to have to pay
A lot of repairs
And all the shit you kind of need
Is affordable
The tires still gonna be
You know what I'm saying
And you're gonna have parts everywhere
The only thing
I ain't probably fuck up on Toyota
The motor on the window on the inside
You might have to trade that bitch out
But everything else is silent
A lot of shit on the motherfucker
Probably ain't gonna work
except the motor going to be good engine.
But no, they be putting like 300,000 miles on the bitch.
Yeah, because I know somebody who got 431,000 out of 2,000-sett ambulance.
You still just see an old-ass cameras on the road all the time.
If you take care of them, motherfucker, for real,
Honda's a good, too.
And so how much, what they're going to run somebody out there?
Somebody, what they need to come up with to get down, like, let's say,
what we're talking about, like, we're talking about just,
this is the regular person who wants something they can rely on 20-10?
You're a 2015?
Man, shit, probably, in the five.
anything about the five and up range.
Five thousand.
So you can get you a camera in and five and up range?
Yeah, yeah.
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But if you ain't got, but like, say for instance, you can't use cars.
you got, you ain't got but a little bit of bread, like $3,000, I get a Honda.
Because even if the Honda fucked up, you're going to get like an 05 or something.
Older the better.
O-2.
Like if you, if you know, from 9 to 8 to Ophoto, Tranmission will fuck up.
I had the accord four door V6.
The thing about it, no, is that's what I was just saying.
Even if the Honda fucked up, that bitch won't completely die on you for you for me.
That bitch ain't.
Like, it still gets you a little bit more.
I had a hot.
And you got, that buy you another time to, like, fix it as you go.
Bro, I had an 88 Honda Civic.
My mama sold that, motherfucker.
If you get an old Honda, you in there, bitch.
Pop-a-Logh.
Because you're going to pay a little bit for it.
I had the flip-up lights.
I think I had the 88.
This is like in 2000.
With the flip-up lights.
The Accord, but it was a two-door.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
But, though, what I came back and got was like the 0-1 Honda Accord.
No, it was like an 0-2.
Long shit.
Four-door cord, yeah, the V6 shit, yeah.
That was the first time I had carpad, and they took that bitch, too.
Yeah, you got to run that bitch into it.
You got to run that bitch into a treat it.
That's funny.
I ain't know how to travel is real.
I get on a name of it, too, though.
Oh, yeah.
Because them cars last and bone.
Oh, my God.
It just isn't exceeded on.
It's really on, like, what you need it.
Get your car that don't have a computer.
See, that's real advice, man.
It's real shit.
It's your car that don't have a computer.
When somebody want old school money, they got a little fuck off money.
A little fuck off money?
A little fuck off money, they won't look.
When it comes to the old school, though, that's like, it's more of a personal preference.
And they're going to have to keep spending money.
Every nigga like different kind of old school.
But he's still talking about like a reliable car for old school for like a little fuck off money.
Right.
But it's got to be something affordable.
Or Lexus is I.S. 350.
A I.S. 250.
No, a boss is Burry.
He's a little fuck off money?
A dependable car?
Yeah.
Yeah, here you know, I bet you'll be running, too.
It is going to run.
And it's going to be, yeah.
How much?
About 2,000 hours.
A suburb.
A old suburb.
You can have some oil in the driveway.
You're going to have some gas, too.
It's a tank.
Yeah.
You can build it in.
Keep building, yeah.
I mean, it's the same.
It depends on what you like.
Every nigga like different kind of old school.
I remember back in the day with GMC and shit.
You're not going to be able to get what you want.
If you hadn't got no money, don't get no old school.
Yeah.
But I got what I want
When I was like
I'm gonna make sure I get enough
To get the fuck I want
But yeah
But if you ain't got no money
To put in it
It ain't gonna
Yeah
You ain't gonna have a pot
And just put gas in it
And just put gas in it
And ratin
You gotta have a patient too
Especially if you ain't got the money
For this shit
You can get so much more
For your book
As opposed to just doing
And spend
Fucking 15,000 on the money
Carlos
You can get a $550
for like $8,000
2007 or eight
Benz 550 and that bitch
still going to have
ain't going to have but like
115,000 miles on
but you know how
motherfuckers is some motherfuckers is some motherfuckers
want the old foreign some motherfuckers want the
old goddamn American
I'm telling you right now
550 is definitely work
especially if you got a couple thousand
that you can put in it and get it
updated to me
just one of the best
cars you can have.
And that'd be amazing.
Like, for the price.
Nice.
You would never get that kind of bang for your book.
You get a fucking, them cars about 450 horsepower.
Right at 500.
You tune it, that bitch would be 500 horsepower.
So that'd be running like the V-12.
Running like a motherfucker.
They'd be running like the C-100.
Exactly.
Probably faster if you think about it.
If you're only the thing to C-100.
Yeah, because the only thing to C-100 is a V-12.
You're going to V8
Welcome to Car Talk
Oh man
I know a little something about
If you're going to fuck with an old school
You got to be ready
Because you got to spend
Not unless you're just going to lead that bitch
I already know
It's like a child
It's that motherfucker like a bitch
You're going to have good days
It's very bad days
It's like having an old fucking baby mama
But when it's fun
It's fun
When you ride
When you ride
You ride
That's infuri
Like, somebody looking at your shit.
Like, why don't get that out of him by that friend you?
Ha!
What do you say?
You do that at the whole time.
Some of the best old schools, though, is just an unspended project.
That you steal a drive or just sitting up?
No, motherfuckers that you could really just, like, if you got some shit that you know you got this.
Hell yeah.
Some shit you know you're going to get painted eventually anyway.
You ain't going to baby that shit.
It's dry the fuck out of it.
Oh, yeah.
But then when you throw that can on there, you're like, hell no.
It's special die.
Really.
And you walk my shit out of the end.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, I'm gonna walk to the stove.
But nigga Duke's a hazard when that shit is...
You can't bathe them.
Hang out the woman on that motherfucker
while they just got primed on.
I go crazy, man.
Trying to shit out of.
Sit up on that bitch.
When you got the can on it,
you got to put the seatbelt on.
When I had the monty,
that bitch gets sideways.
I'm about to bring that bitch back out.
I ain't bought this money color for real.
How dark do you tint the windows on the old school?
What you mean?
Before it just take away the look.
Sometimes the look, make that motherfucker.
The darker or the better.
Wake that nigga up, he high.
A cutty with a motherfucker in tent.
What are you like?
A cutty with a chin.
Yeah, no, sometimes that shit got a hit right with the paint.
It needs to be black.
That shit's super hard.
Yeah.
Sometimes if you got that shit, it's just a personal preference.
You're talking about for street purposes?
You're talking about, if you fix it up one and you ain't put no wheels and no shit like that like classic.
Leave me the glass house.
That's what I'm saying, like, do you put any of the tin on those?
I can go with a very light tank
because that's just the stupid and fucking reason to get pulled over.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Because they pull you over anyway just to see the motherfucker.
Yeah.
Walk around a bit three times before they get to the window.
They're going to see that.
But sometimes you got to just throw the dark-ass tin on there and hope for the best.
Yeah.
I ain't know your shit could be too dark.
Some places don't know.
I mean, I've been knowing that, but, like, that don't make sense logically.
The fuck you need to.
to see up in here, but then they say
the back can be darker as it want to be, but then
they make you let the wonder down when they pull up on the car.
Because they get blasted.
They can't see what you got in there.
If I'm a motherfucker who's about to do
some shit like that, I'm going to shoot in the way.
It don't fucking matter.
You ain't going to sit my gun until it's too late.
Yeah, it's going to be too late, niggins.
They shouldn't be so fucking dirty.
Y'all some dirty.
You're some dirty.
Dirty.
I bet one is as dark as a song bitch, and they always
make me let my shit down before they come up
to the front.
Your back ones?
They make me let them
bitch down.
They pull you over for that?
No, when they pull me off
from speeding and shit.
No, hell.
I know you got some babies back there.
Yeah,
what are you got back there?
Who are you hiding?
If you get pulled over,
you get the ticket anyway,
so how much is it worth to you?
They're very rarely
that the nigga go.
I don't came across.
They're going like they're doing you a favor
if they really got a legit reason.
How you get out in town?
There's some people
I know they fought with the show.
And I caught you going 83, so.
I'm gonna let you slide on the tent.
Hey, man, please.
Well, yeah, that'd be the bullshit.
Let me go on the damn ticket.
Some motherfuckers are just pay that shit and don't even give a fucking.
Think about it.
Sometimes it's security, though.
A tent don't really cost them, but what's the tent?
Like.
$125 or something like that?
I pay it every time before I take my tent off.
Yeah, but then you get all that shit on your driving.
But they ain't a moving by a lake.
My driver's a fuck-up.
My driver is a fuck-up, anyone.
Yeah, you're a high-speed chase-head, Nick.
We don't did that on a no more, man.
I'm a new person.
Come on, man.
You still have to be chasing that nigger.
We're trying to rehab his public persona.
Yes, it's 2025.
I'm not that person no more.
That's real, bro.
Oh, you ain't J-Rock no more?
Oh.
J-rock with your crack rock.
I don't even know who that nigga is.
You ain't serving them monkey nuts no more, man.
I ain't even that nigga no more, bro.
The nigga was out here serving monkey nuts.
Oh, now he's one of us to forget.
It's a New Year, bro.
New Year, new year, new me, bro.
I was the same niggins with these monkey nuts.
I ain't allowed to God damn.
Can't grow.
Not from that, Nick.
I don't, bro.
I got a pocket for a song.
Hey, man, I'm done.
Who's at here serving monkey nuts, man?
She's so silly.
Niggins used to love to say that shit.
You're not out of serving straight monkey nuts.
Hey.
Some days over it.
I don't know who that nigga is.
The monkey nuts is a long time.
See shit.
Leave the monkey nuts a lot.
Yeah.
I had to put the monkey nuts down.
The monkey nuts and send your ass in the train gun.
It was going to warm a lot.
You got caught with them fucking monkey nuts.
What you in here for?
Man, law don't pull me around a few monkey nuts.
And my own wrist.
Mungkin nuts make them go crazy, though.
They found some monkey nuts under the seat.
I ain't even put the bitch.
back there had to be another nigga
who were Ryan than my kid.
It was my friend's mungin-knit.
That's why he ended up in the high speech day.
He wanted him to find the munkin-nuts.
Nigger had to tuck the munganut.
I see the muckin-nuts out of the car, by it.
No, he didn't see shit.
He tried to say he saw it, but he didn't see that shit.
He didn't see that shit because I was gone.
Oh, man.
That shit was out of the one, bro.
He didn't see that shit.
Mung-in-n-n-old.
What if they went back to look for him?
He did.
He went back and looked for it.
But he found the bad that I had the dope in.
And he tried to bring that back.
I beat that shit.
There's some residue and change, man.
He wanted to, yeah.
He tried to say that with my shit.
He could have been anybody's shit.
That could have been anybody's shit.
Right.
He could have planted that shit.
I don't know who bag of oil because when they came back in court.
See, the first day in court, they kept on to my cocaine instead of the judge.
Like, when we came back from reset, he was like,
Before we bring the jury in
I've been here y'all talk about
cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine. And I don't see
nothing on the tape, where is it? So the DA
stood up talking about. Oh, it's at the crime
lap. So he was like,
all right, if y'all ain't got in here tomorrow, we're going to throw
the charge out. They come back in the net, they were
like a half of eight ball. I didn't even have no
powder. So that shit, though. That's shit.
I was like, man, how many people
they don't fuck over like this?
Damn. Looking for me, they ain't have no progress.
Because if I had progress, they probably would fuck me over.
They brought a whole little bag yet.
It was a half eight ball.
I don't like, brer.
I told my lawyer.
You should have stood up and told him, look, y'all.
I do my cocaine.
Nope, nope, no.
Nope.
I told my lawyer that though.
I said, hey, I had crack.
He said, you ain't had a shit.
There ain't no monkey nut.
Oh, man, you know who.
I don't even do.
Do you stand up and say, there ain't no monkey nuts in court?
Hey, just young.
Those are not muckin'uts.
No.
I've been framed.
I had munkin'nets, y'all.
Can I speak?
Your honor?
No disrespect to the courtroom?
No disrespect to be, Your Honor.
But that made no muckin.
But that day in his hands.
He's not mucking.
I were like, what the fuck?
Damn, I try to get you.
Two of my witnesses that I want to call up.
Who is it going to be some crackhead?
I've been buying from him for a loan.
Oh, shit.
I didn't ask for powder on silver.
He never let me down now.
I can't attest.
He does sell market now.
I do a test.
Oh, he got it all.
10, 20, 50s, whole slab,
half a flail, cookies, cookies, onion rings, all that.
The whole case.
Just to prove, anyhow, that damn half-eight on.
Oh, about cocaine.
Nah, that shit.
I've seen him with a half a key, one.
Oh, that ain't got nothing to do with this.
Man.
Boy?
Hey, what's wrong with ya?
Man.
You just hustling with no plan.
What was your escape, bro?
Percy, I always thought I just needed some money to move that.
Man.
They can't be, they're trying to need the mugger nuts in the pan.
They're trying to pin the mugged nuts on me.
For some reason, I just thought I just thought I just thought I just
needed this elaborate amount of money to move
to Atlanta. Why? You had
enough money to be up. What you was trying to come up here and do?
They're trying to do a big rap video.
But see, the plan, well, I'm going to do it.
Dude, but it's shoot a rap video.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You can't dare to rap, right.
I'm thinking, I'm going to have a game,
fuck.
No, no, I'm thinking I'm just going to come up
these motherfuckers, and I ain't
going to have to work. I'm just going to have me
some band said to this side,
and I'm going to be able to just do comedy
and I'm straight.
That's a good thing.
You were selling crack to do comedy,
I mean, hey, I have you.
That's mugging man.
You could have to do it for right, oh.
That nigga was smoking mungin'n't.
No, I wasn't smoking shit.
You could have to come up here and scrubbing with all the other.
Well, have to sit the fuck up for, I have to do it.
I still didn't have to do it.
Yeah.
You just fucking.
And I still came to do the shit.
I could have got the nigger on at the mall.
I had to call me a security guard.
Hey, man, I ain't touched muckin' nuts.
It's 99.
I'm freaked.
That's the fucking up part about it.
I still had to come up that bitch and struggle.
Like, yeah, you were selling crack.
And what year was that?
From 2009 to like 2012 when I moved up.
These are very far past post-prime crack years.
Yeah.
But people still smoke.
I didn't say they didn't.
I'm just saying.
It was very niche.
No, I'm not surprised.
All of you sound like, Pooka,
Like, pook-pooka-pook-a-pook-a-oo.
I'm gonna be surprised that people smoke crack.
I'd be surprised when new people start smoking crack.
That would I be wondering, like, what?
You know what?
Do you sell it to somebody who smoked it?
That was new.
I sold it to some classmates.
And that's what I'm thinking about, like, how in the fuck?
Like, a little bit, you're supposed to be someone doing something with yourself.
I don't smoke crack.
Do they buy?
Do they buy it with an attitude?
No.
I don't want to hear shit either.
No.
See, I'm gonna tell you.
They say, they used to try,
like, give it, Justin.
See, they used to try with...
Check the fuck up, Justin and take this money.
No, they used to try with other people.
They said, help you with your homework.
I help you in your own work.
And it be people like that, though, bro.
It be smart.
It be the smart ones.
Yeah, man.
But see, no, they tried, like, okay,
of course they didn't just decide they were going to do it.
They don't fuck around and got with some people
who are already smoking the shit,
and they get them to do it.
So they used them to do it.
I don't know.
I feel with some people that smoking.
I don't know.
I feel like they get with you.
No, no, no.
I ain't never got nobody on cramping.
If you're chasing a crack, yeah, you're fine the crack, yeah, you're just, you're selling crack.
You don't have to get a job.
You don't have to find them.
To talk to a crackhead long enough to get on crack is a lot.
Sometimes people can smoke crack and not be crack heads.
Yeah, you have functional smokers.
You got people who.
You got people who smoke gloves.
There's some people who smoke anything.
Man, what we're doing today, man, weed, crack, heroin, speed.
No, well, I don't know about all that.
I don't know about all that.
I just know there used to be people who smoked.
You know what I'm saying?
It might be things like this, but I know people who smoke cracks.
No, they do.
I know back in the day it used to be people who literally would get a wife
all the money to go pay all the bills and then keep just enough to go smoke some rock.
And they go to work every day.
Oh, baby, give me a rock money.
Bring it back to that.
He's going to get a hundred money.
She put, you know what?
His hat probably felt great.
That's his last responsibility of the week.
That niggie take his work clothes off
and put his cruelly and show.
Got me off.
He can't get to get a gruelman all week
with a town and a brink.
Put on the money in here.
Hey, hey, y'all still on the block.
They're going to drop me out about something 30.
No.
He turned into a gruelan all we did.
But see, you know, they got places to go.
You can either go over somebody.
Because it's gonna be somebody that got a krill and it's gonna be either they ain't got enough money to buy no dope
They'd be at work talking about that shit. So right we still smoking rock this week yeah
See people at work probably don't know my boy got the money in us now
That nigga that you had hit that shit he had it but no like it'd be people like okay some of them get a room and some of them go to people housing that like let's say it was later on my street
Yeah it was laid on my street who
she had a creole but she didn't really have no job
so her hustle was she let it
and it's just like a gambler
you know how a gambler
they get a cut they get their house or whatever
yeah so yeah it's the smoke of rental
it's the smoke B&B
like if you buy a dog you're going to have to pinch
her neck off that bit
and then you know what she's still going to hit
your pipe and she still going to hit your pipe
but see but this what the shit
really come in there she's charging the toll
yeah she's going to get her piece and she's going to hit
your pipe but see what
But she really won't, she really want to back out the goddamn, out the hit, out the pipe.
That's when all the crack start to marinate on the damn brillo.
That would, she really won't.
On the back end.
Yeah, she won't that part.
But see, the crime, the person who smoked, that's what they really want.
See, they really go to start arguing who's going to hit the pipe for her.
I've seen all kinds of stupid shit, bro.
So they don't want to hit it first?
No, a lot of, like, they'll hit it first.
Like, if they're smoking the body itself, they're going to smoke the whole goddamn thing.
but like if they're sharing with the motherfuck
they really rather have the back
after all that dope their cook on the goddamn
that's why they're right.
But whatever motherfuckers smoke at all of?
That's an ass with them.
That's what makes them fight.
No, that's the fight.
But see, they ain't going to put the whole piece up now.
If they put the whole piece up there,
they got some shit going on.
But whatever piece, even a piece of a piece,
if they break off the piece.
You just ain't going to get no more.
And somebody just hit, so now they,
they, but did they put it in?
I don't, yeah.
It depends.
Like, a lot of, a lot of,
See, like, you know how, like, crackhead, they still move just like everybody else.
Like, it's going to be some bitches out there.
Yeah, yes, they do.
No, I ain't somebody like that.
But it'd be some crackhead, it'd be, it'd be bitches out there who really ain't gotten in.
So they go with a nigga who got out of dope.
And so, you know what I'm saying, they play their part.
They do what they gotta do to get their, they get their hit.
Okay.
Yeah, they gonna do what they gotta do.
Right.
But see, a lot of- He comes back talking shit to the one, bitch, I'm the dude.
Man, man, what do me?
Look at all these muckin' nuts, I got it in my box.
Damn, man.
Nah, that shit, that was crazy, bro.
You see a lot of shit in that, though, brother.
I'm sure.
What y'all think is over?
What?
No.
It's fentany.
It's always a new something that's like.
I ain't hurting it.
I'm about the fentanyl in a little minute.
Yeah.
They're adapting to it.
They killed enough people.
Man, when I started seeing the police fall out when they twist this shit.
Dog, these mons are.
motherfuckers don't want it if it ain't got fent in it that's crazy some of these
motherfuckers like the hills and shit or just drugs real drugs oh oh oh I don't know I'm talking
about them real drugs something in the fuck up your heart beat that's crazy so
bro how do they how do they take this shit like what you're talking about I thought they
was smoking it like crack fett dog yeah they didn't just put it into everything
yeah they'd be snort and smoking
They mix it in the, they mix it into the shit, they stretch your shit out.
So how do they handle it is here?
Super powerful and it doesn't last long and it gets you super extra high.
And it make your shit on yourself.
Yeah.
Who the fuck buying something that make you shit on yourself?
That ain't fun.
They're not buying it under the guys of it being fentany.
No, they buying it thinking it's whatever the fuck else it is.
But I'm saying, he's saying it make you shit on yourself.
Oh, okay.
After about the second time, I'm gonna know it's a dope and I don't want no more that.
They don't care nothing about that.
Man, you think.
Cocaine.
That's how they didn't know it's good.
All that shit don't even make your shit.
The heroin makes you stop you up.
The opioid is making so you can't shit.
So you just be happy when you do shit.
Is that what's in lean that constipate you?
Yeah, okay.
That's opioid.
That's what makes the stomach big.
Yeah, lean.
It constipates.
Yeah, they be backed up.
Make you retain water, all type of shit, man, bloat you.
Consipated and rap slow.
slow.
No, you can wrap your ass on.
Man, that's dope. You used something that's slow, though.
But I'd be looking at them
niggins who, like, I get it.
There's a grown man who's, like, candid.
Sweet.
Dricking a shirper and shit.
That shit be sweet.
That shit.
That shit is.
It tastes like medicine if you don't.
Oh, I don't like medicine.
It's fucking up so many ways.
It's going to fuck up all that shit
constipates you, all that shit.
Jolly Ranch.
It's going to take it.
your teeth up because it's too much sugar because
one is syrup, then plus you're putting it in soda
that's more syrup. Then you're putting the candy
in the soda in the syrup. That's more
sugar and then that shit. It don't give you diabetes?
Sipping it. There we go.
Yeah, come on man.
So look at all the shit. The shit
lead to.
It ain't no shit to be done.
Like how motherfuckers be trying to
I can't put down the cup.
All that bullshit, that shit ain't to
fucking be done. You better. And that boy
I need to pick up a cup of water. The cup
Gonna put you down.
He needs, no, man.
You know, I'm surprised they ain't.
Okay, I don't, I'm not here for that.
Br, I just need them to do a documentary on his ass
because I ain't seen enough.
You'd be making them.
He can't put down a...
I need to, yeah, he needs somebody.
He needs some tough love.
I don't know, man.
I want everybody rock how they rock, man.
Yeah, but he feel like he is okay.
It's made homage to the shit that was before.
This ain't nothing, you know.
It ain't nothing you came up with.
Ain't nothing.
You started.
Yeah, no, he's out of here.
How do you let yourself go like that?
You don't just wake up one morning and be like, uh-uh, I'm big as a motherfucker.
Hey, man, food is comfort for a lot of people when they just eat.
When they're uncomfortable, people be uncomfortable a lot.
And then they got little genetic issues and shit.
Genetic issues, you eat and you gain weight faster than other people.
I can't gain weight for shit.
I was looking at people who get that big, like, they must just be better at eating food than everybody.
Do you ever watch this shit?
They're real competitive.
That shit crazy.
They don't get better and eating food, but they're not eating better food.
No, they're not.
That's the fucked up, boy.
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Anybody that got enough drive and want to to cook for themselves four or five times
a day, deserve to be there.
Do they do that?
I thought a lot of them do with fast food.
You'll be saying that shit?
No.
All they do is cook.
They cook or they have a cook for them until they get to talk of shit.
You know what it is?
They get the man and then the person be like, I'm.
I'm not going to continue doing this.
You can't keep talking to me crazy.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted some bacon.
Any addiction boils down to a lack of community.
Enableness.
No, it boils down to a lack of community.
They don't have enough friends.
But some of them got a lot of people around them.
They just give them shit.
They should have.
They don't be real friends.
Three friends that come through every day and help them eat with the.
That's the life they're supposed to be living.
And they're doing it because they're lonely.
and they want, so don't nobody
come so they eat, that's what it is.
They need more people.
Some of the bad people crying at home right now.
Starving people, all the whole...
Fat people need homeless friends.
There's somebody out there.
They believe in those.
How much do you wait?
Take you two homeless people with you.
Hey, hey, hey.
How many times you eat a day?
Six, give her four.
Take four with you.
No.
You ever seen it?
They come through.
The shit that they break down to what they eat.
When I first wake up, I eat a giant family-sized box of frosting plates.
That's before I get out of bed.
Then I go downstairs and I make two packs of bacon, 24 biscuits, a dozen eggs.
I'm like, where the fuck do they get this?
Whole people just came by in the morning.
And then you're going to look at the news and it's going to be two homeless people missing.
They could have got the old chicken.
They don't fuck right.
You know how don't crackhead fight about that?
they're going to be fighting out they got them.
But once you get to a like a pack
of bacon at a time, you're just a big
motherfucking, like. I can't eat that many
eggs, I can't eat them in the mcgrits.
We didn't get the money from for the grocery.
That's what I'd be wondering if TLC
or either discoverer whoever
on this shit be. Yeah, that's giving it to them.
We'll keep your fridge food. Yeah, yeah, we will.
That's fucked up. We're going to see y'all
we're going to see y'all a check to go grocery
shopping or a week before we get out.
Because you know it's some bullshit. Just think about it.
When the show come on, they pretend like they're waking up.
Somebody had to let the motherfuckers in the house and mic them up.
We do this shit.
What if they starved them before they started shooting?
You can't eat, like the doctorate, you can't eat nothing for $40 before you come here.
Oh, that's fucking, that's fucked up.
I never thought about this.
They didn't eat in the house and they ain't eight in two days.
Fucking, just put it in there.
The producer will be coming up when he put the little microphone on up.
How you doing, big guy?
You ready to make some TV?
I'm hungry.
I know, I know.
I know.
Hey, Wiz, I'm going to find, too.
Hey, hey, who wants a pack of bacon?
I do.
Hey, who's my big movie star?
They all low to the ass.
Because you got to think about the bathroom scene, bro.
You know they hold them out for the food,
but they tell them you won't get no food
until you go in this bathroom
and take a shower in front of everybody.
It's a TV show.
You know they have to be like,
all right, hey, big man.
We're going to reset the cameras
and we're going to get the other side
and then we're done here.
Yeah, we're going to get out your way.
Yeah, we're going to get down early.
So you think they direct the bathroom?
You think they direct the bathrooms?
Oh, my God.
They get fired if you don't get those good episodes.
You don't see that they put in every episode.
Can you please turn back?
We didn't get that shower.
We got the shower scene.
Let me get some of this way.
Bathroom scene.
Then we're going to get you another.
A pack of bacon and we're going to get out of here for the day, buddy.
Another pack of bacon.
Hey, tomorrow when we get here, I want to see how many eggs you can eat.
We're going to the grocery store.
No we're not. No, we're not.
We're going to Instagram.
Hey, I'm going to text you and you give me your address so we've got sent some groceries over.
You know, they record going to the grocery store too now.
So they're probably where they spend the other money.
They probably sent some food stuff.
That's getting that under the per diem.
That's per diem, okay, okay.
They get it, my fucking, $600, they go crazy.
Okay.
We've been getting trouble.
I ain't got to go by the fucking.
Hey, you can see them coming.
There you that.
Think about those niggas are I'm caught on.
They run commercials on here.
They don't help them motherfuckers at all.
You ever see the one where they car break down on the highway
and they have to literally wait for somebody going to get them?
They can't help them unless they're about to be in danger, bro.
Yeah, it's like a.
You can't interfere with life.
That's fucking.
No, it's not.
That's not, what is, who made that law?
I would be going to Houston if it wasn't for you.
They said, we're not allowed to interfere.
It's a more shit they made up.
Bro, they're cars, we're breaking down on the highway here.
They got, they went a whole production crew.
They got trucks.
They don't help, no.
No, let them roll.
This is good folks.
You don't run me up to the gas station.
No.
We like seeing you fat bitch and suffering.
Remember the.
joint, what was a girl, Ruthie, on one of the real world shit?
Remember, they was like, well, they don't usually interfere,
but she was about to drink, like, get drunk and drive in the car,
and they went to stop it.
Yeah.
That girl was lost people on they had.
Yeah, yeah.
So I think it's like, it's something that they like that,
like, unless she was about to be in danger.
Unless they're about to be in danger.
She used to get so fucked up on this, you know.
Man, Ruthie was fucking lit.
What, you was this?
This was real world, probably.
Oh, anybody named.
Well, anybody named Ruth.
She's real world so old.
What?
Damn.
That's the first reality show?
I'm saying, but we talk about an early one.
When did that shit go away?
That shit was the first reality show in became.
They kept bringing that back.
They still got a real world.
They didn't bring that shit back.
Road rules was funny.
They're still doing a challenge.
They got all these motherfuckers driving around doing weird-ass jobs for $75.
Yeah.
They falling out about the $75.
You've seen the one Cam Newton and Kyle Preeto?
Oh, the Navy SEAL.
That shit, that's some serious, boy.
They're doing some real shit
I smoke too much
I can't do that shit
Yeah you'd be the fucking round of the fella
No
Cam was out there though
I said to jump on a helicopter
He's just an animal boy
He's not in the helicopter
He's still an animal
bro,
pull himself up in that bitch
Oh yeah
That doubt proves a lot
He had to go up to the helicopter
He didn't let him know
He's still athletic
How many of the players
You think can go back in the league right now
Football?
Yeah
They don't want to
I don't think they want to
Boy hitting
This nigga's hitting
It ain't heard
After you didn't play for so long
You know it'd take them
make it about 20 minutes to get out the bed.
Hell, yeah. That shit hurt. If you could get out the NFL and not be hurt, you did
all right. Yeah. See, I'll be sometimes thinking a motherfucker like T.O. can go back and
got down. That nigga 50, bro. But, you know, maybe he can't. He don't want to take it.
Go back and do what?
No, man, he's still athletic as fault, but he might can't take a hit.
If that's how you want to die, I can't see that.
He might not can't take a hit, but... I want to go out on the field.
I believe that motherfucker can still perform, but didn't he just do some amazing shit,
money to him?
Then you better take their athleticism to the big three.
I don't give a fuck if you didn't play that, but nigger, no.
He got hooped, though.
I don't know.
I'd be wondering about this shit, too.
Like, I wonder if Cam Newton still he wanted to play ball.
I mean, yeah, he's young still.
Like, he's still at the age of an NFL player.
I don't say, do he even want to?
I think he could.
But, like you said, do he want to?
I don't know.
He might be, he might be.
It depends on his saying, I was down his podcast.
He said he, no, he's done.
Oh.
He felt like he can't play, but he's like,
ain't nobody trying to pick him up, so he's done.
Oh, so is that just a decision
because ain't nobody trying to pick you up,
or is it because you don't want to?
He tried for a few years to get picked up.
He don't.
He don't have shit to leave.
He got the money.
He ain't hurt.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
That's blessed.
You ain't got to worry about that,
what, the CTE or none of that.
That's the thing about it being.
You got to know when the gracefully leave shit alone.
Every time.
That's respectable.
That's life.
No one to hold them, no one to fold them.
You don't just work forever.
You got to enjoy the life you made.
You got to make a good life.
I've seen something on TV where somebody said,
quitting while you're ahead is not the same thing as quitting.
I can't remember what shit, what that was over.
I was like, that's dope.
Quit while you ahead is called winning.
It's not the same thing.
You're moving on.
I was like, damn, that's...
If I win a bunch of money at the goddamn crap table and I quit...
American guy's.
But I told Frank Lucas that the last time he went to pick up.
That's dope.
Simone Biles says she ain't going back to the left.
I'll just be greedy at this point.
Yeah, this bitch can't beat me.
And she's been training a long time, man.
I know she's tired of that shit.
He's trying to go to the football game.
She got that check, so she's good.
She can teach somebody how to do it.
That's probably what she'll do.
I'm going to be happy to see some mobiles every time she pop out.
if she start hosting some
some shit or whatever
I'm gonna be happy to see some more
when you can't tell nothing
to the Olympic champion
that's the that's where I think
really the Olympic because the Olympics
I don't think they get that much bread
like outside of the sponsorships and shit
if you don't got no sponsor
you got to parlay your shit
into Olympic champion
like start them yeah
and you host this shit
and you go on Ellen
yeah yeah
you gotta go dance with Ellen
do the ball drop in New York City
Oh, Ellen.
Yeah, Ellen gone.
She didn't move out to country.
Can't dance with Ellen.
Who the hottest motherfucker out now?
Ellen out here licking pudding.
Conant.
That boy ain't wrong.
He ain't wrong.
Right.
That probably is.
You got to go on there and do it.
That boy ain't wrong.
You better do whatever dance than they do it.
I'm not going on there.
Must a freestyle.
You don't want you on there.
You're old.
I know.
I know.
I know.
He looked must in there.
La Root.
Huh?
That's what they said.
It's a lot of young niggas.
A lot of young niggas.
Young niggas in the room, it's going to be must-up.
Niggas got on socks.
It's going to must-up.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're jacking off in that house.
I'm also sure, but I'm also sure you got motherfuckers that's cleaning that bitch.
If you got that shit, you got cleaners.
Hey, man, them little niggas getting to it.
That little nigg is getting to it.
That little nigger's getting to it, man.
Shout out.
That little nigg.
Please do not take this as a slight.
I don't want y'all niggas trying to flip on me and fart in my face or whatever the fuck you all this.
That nigg is.
That nigg is being too.
Go up at your house.
You open the door
in this
is a nigger ready
corner.
Fuck.
Ah!
I got in my eye.
I would kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
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Big no, he's coming, he's coming.
Here, footstead, your footstil.
There's a dead boat.
Pull it out, pull it out, put it out.
It's got him right in the iron.
And let's go to the slow for it.
Scratch it.
They feel that.
Got them.
They want to go zoomed up on your eyeballs.
Take that and he fights out.
Slow motion.
Please, do not take this as a slight.
No, I love that.
I salute don't look anything, man.
I'm talking about that shit is.
I never watched, I watched the clips.
They're in part.
I only seen it.
From clips.
They're an empire and they work together.
That shit's dope as fuck, man.
The niggas help each other out and get on them.
Got to, bro.
They got to get on here.
We got to swap it out.
One for one.
You know, they did have a thing where they had comedians.
We'll bring them to the old niggins.
And we, yeah, we in the gap.
Yeah, they did something for AMP.
They had, like, comedians come there, and, like, they stood there,
and they were, like, trying not to laugh.
And, you know what I mean?
Oh, they tried.
He didn't get him.
He didn't tricked him.
He was on there.
Right.
They tricked you.
He was doing this shit, though.
He was funny.
He had a whole little bit for him, so it was funny.
But the niggas was just a couple of them laughed.
No, they came back around and set up some shit with it.
They told the audience not to laugh.
Oh, no, this is a whole different, John.
That's some bullshit.
Yeah, no, this is like Kaiser, not the show, I don't even know what's the show to be.
What's the nigga, Duke Dennis, like, all them was.
You don't make us laugh.
Okay.
You're getting fart-bubbed.
Yeah, they had a bunch of...
I don't know where it plays them out.
Pull him down!
There was a bunch of comedians in a house for like 25 hours.
Oh, I ain't know that.
Yeah.
A nigga had told me about.
No, man.
No, I know what Clayton.
I ain't talking about.
Yeah.
They did that shit on what's the name too, right?
Who's got jokes?
Yeah.
Many niggas not laughing shit.
Yo.
Yeah.
Some crazy shit.
Yo.
And told him not to laugh.
They did that on my season.
Yeah.
That was part of like the show.
So y'all went out there ripping and they're looking at you like they're taking a picture.
Man.
I fell out with my family over this.
See, how the fuck y'all participate?
Oh, they was in the crap, not laughing.
Yeah.
Shit, one time, on one of the grounds, we came out,
nigga, they and switched the whole audience to white people.
White people, white women.
So they were doing shit on purpose.
Yes, it was part of the show.
It was part of, it was giving you a little tabs.
Not before my time.
You know, I used to look at it on TV late at night, but that was about that girl.
That's a old shit.
I was going to get my pajamas watching that shit.
No, I'm saying, I wasn't in the game then.
I always got a little shenanigans and shit.
When the convenience come out, you ain't going to laugh.
Right.
Like with three men, we all go find.
Yeah, I went into the game.
Everybody got their monkey nuts.
They did the shit when they came out to fix your makeup.
And then when you turn around for them to figure, they hit you with a pie.
Them niggins shit out of your heart of say.
He was mad.
He was mad.
They probably hurt.
You know, how he just makes you to keep performing.
I get hit with some pie.
Oh, it was one.
while he was performing.
What?
What you thought it was?
What you thought it was?
He had to be performing.
I thought, oh.
He didn't stay.
They like, hold.
We got to fix his makeup.
Man, that man.
Johannes was on stage.
Shout out your Hansi, man.
Your Honest, man.
He was on stage.
He hit you with the day.
And he told me, he said they was kind of like,
just kind of, he knew something was off.
But they sent the girl out there, the real makeup lady,
like, hey, you know, we got to do your thing.
And so she started doing it.
And then she was like, one more day came back.
Whop, bap, bap, hit him with that.
And then you're supposed to keep performing.
They just, that's just some trifling shit.
Whoever thought of that part of the show you.
It looked like you got mad.
Who in the talk to you from this?
How much did you get paid for this?
They're not a lot.
Nothing unless you won.
Hey, this is what we're going to do, y'all.
The comedian going to be on stage performing.
Then the clown going to run out and punch him in the dick just to see what he do it.
Shit y'all alone, man.
We didn't put a heckler in the crowd.
Kind of glad.
With a microphone.
Yeah.
He got a microphone.
And he on bullshit.
Is it a comedian or just somebody?
Yeah.
He's another comedian.
You're not doing that shit, didn't it?
Ali Sadie.
Ali Sadie.
That was him?
He did one season.
Oh, that's funny.
I think he was the heckler.
That's crazy.
Who else did that shit?
Was it Rodney Perry did?
I think I said it.
Rodney Perry did one time.
I thought he was a co-host.
I know it, but he was the, he was Bill co-host.
They used to dress him up and he'd do the heckler shit.
some time too.
Damn.
I don't know, man.
Them things were just throwing shit out there to see what works.
All that shit back in the day were dope.
Laffaloosa, goddamn, uh, what was a big black company?
At Laffa Pallooza, man.
I had a ball.
Like, when they used to do that shit, they used to have that shit at damn there.
Every club in the city.
It had something like, showcase or something that.
night for people trying to get on like they would like whoever would rift the
showcases they would like let them open up for the Laughaloosa show so they pretty much
already had a comedian like they had a whole weekend where they would just have a whole bunch of
motherfuckers come down here and do like seminars and shit all day like talking to different
motherfuckers than like casting or they have like some shit like Kenan ivory Wayne is gonna be at the
up your hotel from two to five
on a panel with like
East of Reagan, you know what I mean?
They don't have seminars no more, bro.
No, ain't no more seminars.
Financial ones, but not like that.
I don't know that.
They don't have seminars, though.
What they call them?
Different, you know, festivals.
Oh, yeah.
All type of shit.
Oh, yeah, the festival is just like money grab now,
though.
Pay your money, come up here and tell you
to take your ass home.
That's why they got to always make sure
they give some money back.
I got to do some giveaway shit.
Got to
It's more appreciated
Now
Right
People be
Really going through
shit out here
Absolutely
You gotta help
It's up to the people
To fix the people
Because the people
Who are supposed to be fixing
People don't be fixing
They stand so don't
And I don't want to help
You don't
No
I thought it was
A motor go with them
He said I want to help
I do want to help
But I don't want to help
All right, I just not got some money.
Why shit cost them, knows it ever cost it.
And I'm supposed to help.
It's a conspiracy, dog.
I swear it is.
These niggas got trillions.
Elin and them, trillions.
They ain't trying to help.
I know, but they're not helping.
They're not helping.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, if they won't help, how you?
You won't help with trillions, but I got a help with my 30,000.
These niggas don't be helping, so, like, I feel like...
They don't be helping.
That's how you get that much money.
The only way I'm going to get that much money
is if I don't help
because that's the only way they got it.
No.
Everybody knows that's super rich
but don't be helping.
They don't help at all.
They do not be helping,
they're, bro.
They won't help their family.
Jay, he said he won't give my brother $4.
Didn't he say?
It was something like $4,000.
It was like $4,000.
Somebody won't want $4,000.
But that's that...
What are you talking about?
They swear they will, though.
They call it the trickle down.
They said, the trickle down.
Nick, there ain't no trickle.
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Yeah, truth is a very little bit.
I feel hold, but if I was the cousin on the other end of the, I would at least ask every now and then.
But that 4,000.
Because I'll tell her, hey, ain't shit changed since the last time.
It actually worked.
But did you really try, though?
Like, you can't give me a lead on some money?
How did you ask him?
A rapper?
How did he ask him?
You can't show up with the credit later and be like,
go and fix everybody credit.
I feel like I got one shot at my cousin and his Jay-Z.
He might have tried to rap to him.
I got to go bigger than four grand.
I got to.
Even if that's all I need, I just got to go bigger just because I don't
want to like be you. But see, the way he's looking at it,
he's saying you can't go to the bank and get that
shit. Why are you coming to me?
Because you're my cousin. I know you, nigga.
I ain't saying
it's right. I'm just saying.
I know you. I know you.
I saw you in Kanye chop a part
of Rose Royce for a video shoot.
Maybe Jay-Z give it to him
around text time.
Write the shit off.
You see what I'm saying?
My man, give me that money, bro.
That was in the budget. Well, nigga, I could have
chopped the cars. You know.
I used to chop car.
That was a business expense.
They wrote that off.
That's what I'm saying, though.
You could have had him chop the car.
Yeah, a hole could have gave him a little job.
That's something of the worst shit you can do.
Give him a job.
That's the problem.
You ask for a handout.
You should have asked for a job that pay $4,000.
And he probably would say, you know what?
He probably would have been like a lot, so you know what?
I don't want this man working for a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little job.
You got a little $4,000.
Did that increase your chances of seeing them again?
What you mean?
I'm going to ask for something else.
What you mean?
If you give them a job?
It's just like feeding a monster.
You'll never get it full.
But if they have the talent.
No, no, no.
It's that old school shit.
You write them off.
$4,000 that I never see you again.
Don't come over here, no more.
Oh, then you give them over $4,000.
They got it back.
You didn't give it back.
So now you know, you're in the wind.
So what they call you to give it back?
Huh?
What'd they call you to give it back?
You know they're going to want 10 next time?
No, what if they call and give it back?
To give it back?
Yeah.
What do you do?
You don't answer that.
You ain't even taking money back.
I paid to get rid of you.
So you take it as they might be calling back from some of them.
Probably.
I'm gonna respect it back.
Because you wouldn't call me to get it back.
You would just get it back to me.
Oh, I'm gonna answer.
If they still owe me, I'm gonna answer to see what they're talking about.
But they're paying at all.
I'm gonna fuck with them.
I ain't gonna try to chase a nigga down to get it.
I'm gonna get it.
They're making the effort to pay it back.
Yeah.
That's what I'm wondering.
A lot of times the motherfucking pay it back
and they let you keep it sometimes.
But that ain't all the time.
Oh, yeah.
These motherfuckers are you to call you, borrow something,
pay you back, and then turn around two days later.
Family do shit like that.
Barred that shit right.
Your mama do shit like that.
I am not holding your fucking money for you.
Now you pay me back and then you pay her back
and she'd be like, I just wanted you to be a man of your word.
Oh, well, that's different.
I thought you were talking about like a motherfucker
borrow something and borrow again.
But yeah, no.
You know, it's people, I respect like that.
I try like, all right, this motherfucker actually
attempt to pay me back.
And I know, like, they're having a hard time
with some shit like that.
I'd be like, nah.
But I got a home, but I'm taking the court right now.
For what?
$1,200 on?
I just so glad.
The principal of it.
You know.
What happened?
He, all right, the wheel came out.
Man, I'm getting a little too specific,
but just know.
You got an open case.
It's a court case.
You can't talk about it.
Okay.
I paid the money.
under the pretences that you were going to pay me back.
And I asked for my money back.
You told me you were going to get it back in pieces.
And I look on Facebook and you enjoying yourself.
And you ain't gave me but a hundred dollars.
So when I asked you for it back and then you don't respond.
And I know you're looking at my story on Instagram.
I start to feel like a bitch.
So now I got to ask you for my limb hunting more pieces.
Do you think, you know what I'm saying?
Like, what's the deal, bro?
So, all right, cool.
I just let the law help me.
I don't even want to do that.
fight them in there.
Yeah, I don't even want to do that.
But see, you think I'm a bitch.
So I'm out to go on ahead
and let them people do it.
Yeah, you're saving them from getting killed
by somebody else.
Hopefully that teach him less
because I ain't going to do shit.
I ain't going to do nothing.
I ain't going to meet you up.
I'm saying, like, you're going to fucking.
That's somebody else that really would, like, kill him about it.
How much fun was he having?
Enough to piss me, y'all.
That thing was mad to tell you rubbing his hands.
That thing was bawling.
He was on.
He was on Facebook going crazy.
I seen looking more.
He was on Facebook like that.
Let me get over here and go crazy.
I said he was good.
I said he looked him.
I was looking at the place Justin ain't been this shit.
He was in dollars, well, you know, I don't been, but he was in dollars.
He's in Aruba.
I ain't even in a ruble, you motherfucker.
That nigga had one picture and pumped up everything.
He's way at the top.
You know I couldn't come to Dallas without seeing my cowboy.
Bill, I'm far back in the way, even at the game.
Hey, I got to do with it.
Those tickets still cost
Mm-hmm
Bro, if you just try to pay me back
And this don't go for anybody
Looking at this thing
And they're gonna just sweetly
If you, you know what I know
I know you just having a goddamn hard time
And you attempt to pay me back
Bro, I'm nine times out of ten
I'm gonna tell you
You know, like shit
You can keep that shit
Because at the end of the year
I got to write something, ma'am
You can have it
I'm through getting away shit
My motherfuck no appreciate
They don't
They don't
Nothing
They're like a cat
And you give them a little bit, they're coming back.
Yeah, they don't appreciate nothing.
Nothing I understand.
My fucking, car you with the saddest story in the world.
And I feel like if you know, if you know you owe a motherfucker, they shouldn't have to ask you about their money.
But you, that be the shit.
They make you assholes.
You know what happens?
Shrinkage.
You gave them it was what they needed.
When it's time to come back, that little.
That little?
That little.
You want that love?
You aren't that bad.
That little five?
Yes, I need that little five?
Yes, I'm fucked up.
That was a big five when I gave you.
Man, if I just had to start telling your sad story.
Five would put me back on my feet.
I ain't sure.
I'll tell him, I'll make them, hey, I was fucked up when I let you get it.
Shit, I just had it.
You fucked up?
Absolutely.
We got everybody got their own brother.
But you want that little five.
You want that little five back?
You don't even know what I do for a living.
I'm out here slinging muggy nuts.
Take a chance.
That may think you really got to breathe.
I take your risk.
When you're setting dope.
We are selling dope.
It just ain't illegal.
Purple dope.
Yeah, they need that shit.
That's it.
Yeah, man.
People treat you fucked up.
Maybe.
You didn't save their life.
My thing is, when did I become the emergency contact?
Just a few years ago, I was a nigga needing some bread.
So how in the fuck, what did I sign up?
What did I sign up at?
Soon as you weren't viral.
You ain't the only one they call in that, what you think.
You ain't special.
But I don't want to be one of the one that called.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't call me.
Don't long talking.
You in a,
you're not listening to them say that story.
I got a number.
A lot of that shit fabricated anyway.
Yeah.
They practice that shit.
Oh, no, they plan that shit.
In the mirror.
I'm gonna see if Justin,
I'm gonna hold of some.
Last time I was with that nigga,
I was around with him.
He had the envelope had about 12 bands of that.
He said that.
Cologne with $400.
I know a digger got some bread.
They're buying $400 a cologne.
I think the cousin trying to get me straight.
I'm in dealing with it.
This girl will be sitting on that.
You asked Justin for the money yet?
What he said about the money?
Oh, let me be quiet.
He fend to come get, okay.
You ain't got to be a money when you come back.
Twelve bans, you say?
Man.
Mm-mm.
Minding for them.
Don't ask me.
There's gonna be some hard feelings this year.
feelings this year.
Yo, this shit, it's different.
I got some discipline.
I don't give a damn if it make you mad.
If it make you mad, if I tell you, no, you know what I'm saying?
I ain't really got it like that right now to give.
And you don't fuck with me, then.
All right.
I can't.
I can't.
Oh, yeah.
I can't.
All my money is tied up.
I'm building something.
AI.
You just start making those.
I'm buying an apartment with Killer Mike.
I'm buying one of Elon.
Elon's robot.
I put up my money with Killer Mike.
He invested in an apartment.
Got stocks and I ain't got it on me.
I can see my money, but I can't get my money.
I can't touch it.
They're going to penalize.
I can't get to it, man.
Who won't me that barring?
I got some money put up.
I got it in a nest egg.
Got some money?
No, I'm about to open up a hot wing spot.
Yeah.
I don't remember why you stay.
Yeah, man.
I'm gonna need you.
Hey, that one you got
to finish.
You know,
give him a little hoax.
Yeah, don't be out here
fucked up.
Now, get yourself together.
So when I open the bitch up,
so I got a need you
and ready to be ready to quit.
I'm going to need you for a time.
I'm not going to say you were going to add low
for the money.
Man, that nigga told me he invests on a damn hot.
Big got a chickie's butt.
Puss that nigga open a goddamn.
You got to be as dumb as the request, though.
You should have hit me yesterday.
I don't invest my money
in fucking American dollar.
Why you ain't go?
Why you didn't say something?
Bro, I just need it.
You've been fucking up for two weeks.
I'm gonna say you gotta give him some hard shattering shit.
I just let my, I'll just let a nigga borrow some money.
And you need someone?
And they're like, what the fuck they got to do with me?
If I would have knew that you need it.
Bam.
They just say some shit to throw a nigga
out of my money tied up at SeaWorld.
Got a whale, man.
The money tied up.
And whale snacks.
The known shit be.
Orlando got these tags and feed a whale.
He's got a semen from the tags.
It's crazy.
It's every.
It caught more to feed a tiger.
They eat a ton of food a day, niggas.
I don't know how much.
A tiger got to be by seven.
You never asked me yesterday like a motherfucker.
I don't know what you feed a tiger.
Uh-uh.
How much is what I'm saying?
You can't just throw that bit two whole chickens and go home and go back in the house.
No, you get it like a couple of pets.
You got to buy a lot.
Livestock.
Get a whole chicken.
That's what I'm saying?
You can't get on just one whole chicken?
I've seen them.
If you didn't raise this tiger,
you don't have to give it something alive.
They ain't going to eat no dead meat.
Like one tiger probably three of them.
A tiger that had been in the wild is they ain't going to eat on dead meat.
No, no, no.
The big pack of thighs?
You know, like the big pack that you get from like one of the stores.
They probably eat about the shit in both.
30 to 40 pounds of meat at a time.
Three of those.
And he's good.
Yeah, that's often to say.
It got to be, that's a snack to them.
You know, that damn little?
They're good.
Three cow legs.
They're good.
It ain't no treats.
Well, bro.
You think you feel it?
No, I'm saying.
But you got to think about it.
When they're in the wild, they probably be bored in this shit.
A tiger eat a whole buffalo by itself.
And I know that bit more than 40 pounds.
Okay, but also look at this.
Maybe not a buffalo.
Look at this.
I mean, they ain't going to eat all love.
He's going to call the family over.
Y'all come get some of this shit.
Plus, if you got a family.
They're not no 100% on no kill rate.
What you mean?
Like in a wild?
more than they kill.
Every hunt, they go on.
Think about trying to,
every time you're hungry,
you've got to go catch something.
And kill it.
You might just die.
A lot of them do.
There's a lot of tigers that probably just shrivel up.
He is not good hunters.
I got to keep running.
They keep running from me.
My food keeps running for me.
All he do is vying a carcass,
and he eat it, and it's rotten, and they kill him.
I try it.
Nah, they told me not to do this.
Stop.
They feed them all the fucks in.
That's like, though.
Y'all remember y'all seen the nigga had a tiger
in the apartment in the Bronx years ago?
I thought it was going to be some new shit.
In New York, back in the 90s and shit.
They got the whole tiger in the apartment on the 19th floor.
The nigga never left.
The nigg was in the house.
Niggles in the house growling.
The craziest part, though, is.
the motherfuckers had the pictures of the tiger
looking at the window.
The nigger was on the window.
The SWAT team was hanging off the side of that bitch.
Tiger looked at the window.
What are doing down there, nigga?
That's crazy.
Can you imagine the old nigga?
You live upstairs from the nigga with the tiger.
Like you're sitting at the crib and you click like a tiger war.
It's way louder than a lion's world.
In the stereo.
So you're there was your job.
Do you think it's the live?
So you hear in this shit.
You're like, you get some motherfucking tiger in that bitch.
Right.
And they got some house speakers in there.
Yeah.
Because there's no way I'm going to believe there's a tiger.
I'm not in the Bronx.
I'm like, that niggas speakers is crazy.
He said he bought a bunch of them because he thought he was going to get a zoo or some shit.
He ended up with one little.
He kept one.
And the motherfuckerucked grew up in there.
And the reason that that motherfuckers found out was he brought a hurt kitten home.
And the tiger slashed at him trying to get to the kitten.
He got fucked up.
They took him to the hospital.
His brother tried to say he got it bit by a rock wilder.
And they knew there wasn't, yeah.
It was three scratches.
He came to that shit and they said, yeah.
It's a tiger in his house.
I don't want him to do with this.
In his apartment.
He ain't got a house, my wife.
Yeah, it's a nigger with a tiger in an apartment.
What in the apartment is strong enough to hold a fucking tiger?
No.
One of them New York apartments, though.
It was a Bronx apartment.
One of them New York apartments got them strong doors.
It's like a prison.
Bro, I'm saying, on the inside, what is he?
Nothing.
He's confined in his son.
It's his baby, though.
He's been knowing his man since he was a baby.
He's sleep with him probably.
Yeah.
He'd be in there like, he'll be on to cuddle up.
That's his bitch.
Even if he don't, bro, you still got a whole grown-ass tiger just walking around.
Or the nigga lives in fear.
Bro, I'm telling you.
Like, how do you feed?
Nah, he was crying with it.
They can't have got that tiger.
He loved that tiger.
Man, bro.
Something ain't right, dog.
That grown that man with crying.
Man, you seen...
No.
Yeah, now, he wasn't right, obviously,
but yeah, he loved that tiger, nigga.
That shit was in the house,
walking around, slapping shit.
Bro, these people be having...
He's all the animals in the fucking house,
and something will be legally...
You see...
I don't want none of that shit.
That's what I said.
I don't know what season of America we end,
but, yeah.
I don't like fucking with a chick
that got a whole lot of animals.
If you got a cat,
I'm not coming over there.
You got a...
The only cat, you better.
have is one of your pants.
These girls who got dogs, I'd rather you have a real baby.
Have a dog in your bed, bitch.
I can take a dog before I take a...
That dog took his shit and then watch his name.
Yeah, you think about shit like that.
I can, I can fuck with a bitch who got a dog before.
Three in the morning, this dog licking his nuts real loud.
Like, hey, man, come on, bro.
This dog out of here, man.
That dog, man.
It depends.
It depends.
If that motherfucker train, that should be kind of cool.
Yeah.
But I don't care about a dog
But I don't care about a dog
But like I'm talking about the cheese
They'd be having a bunch of animals
And shit
Like what?
Bid just be having a lizard
A hamster, a dog
A cat,
Bird and all that you is
And everything
I'm good
Long as she ain't got no cats
It's stank
Long ain't no cat in that bit
Don't be a cat in there
Cat keep all the other animals
chill
Like it make out the animal
Scared so they don't really
You just tell the girl
That she got too many animals
That's funny
I don't talk there no one
But she had a lizard
She had a lizard
A hamster
A cat, a bird
A guana
A hamster or a bird
Like
He's got a snake
It's one of them
You know what I'm scared
I'm scared of shit
I'm too scared of shit
Oh shit
I'm scared of shit
I used to be out there
I ain't scared of dogs
But I'm scared of other people dogs
I'm not scared of dogs
I don't like when you
Get a dog you don't know
You don't put your dog up
Yeah put your dog up
I don't know that dog
And that dog don't know
me, just as well as I don't know the dog.
Have some respect.
Have respect for your dog.
Don't just bring a goddamn stranger.
I don't really want to communicate.
I'm good at communicating with animals.
Like when I see the dog, like, I get close to it.
I'd be like, I just let him know.
Like, I'm not scared.
I don't show no fear.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't exude it and I just whisper it.
You know what I'm saying?
You got a hate spirit.
You're talking shit back.
I bet you're going to lean over to him.
That shit.
You don't tell no cat that shit.
No, cats love me.
Because they come up and they just, they just want to be rubbed.
And I know how to, and I-
A fair time a cat brush up again my leg.
I'm gonna rub the cat.
I don't fuck with cats.
I ain't said, just get them.
Yeah.
Declis.
Cat broke your heart.
Mm-mm.
No.
My uncle had a cat.
My uncle had a cat when I were young and that motherfucker would chase me.
I had to really, I'm damn gonna get me.
I had to really.
Wide my side.
I almost didn't make it.
If I went by his door when that cat started.
I almost didn't make it.
She's a cat, man.
Bro, I don't give a fuck.
He said almost didn't make it.
There's a cat, though.
I know I'm going to have a little girl
and she's going to want a cat
and I'm going to have to break up.
Because I'll spoil a kid,
but that when I draw the line,
you ain't bringing that motherfucker to my creek.
Nobody wants a cat no more.
That's an old lady thing.
If I give me a cat,
it's going to be one of the big expensive ones that.
Ain't a much more.
Yeah, with the crazy eyes.
You said big, expensive one?
Yeah, I'm getting.
That's the motherfucker.
Yeah.
That's the motherfucker.
Yeah, I'm getting, yeah.
That's she gonna get biggest.
It's a beautiful cat.
I'm getting the lynx.
You're gonna be just like that nigga with a tiger in your house.
You can see no motherfuckers on Instagram that'd be having the links.
They'd be feeding them to the chicken legs and shit like that.
All this shit.
I don't want no shit like that.
Yeah, I don't need no shit like that.
Hey, man, fear's made up, bro.
got me a bobcat.
Can't be scared of something.
You can collect the bobcat
roaming where I'm from.
No, I don't give me one.
They're not going to collect no bobcat.
Bobcat's got the mug and he's going to collect them.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, he's talking to, you know what I'm saying?
Get one.
I can't collect one.
I don't want to raise out of him.
You got to raise them.
A bobcat is fucking vicious.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
It's a cat pit bull.
Yeah, but I believe that that bobcat.
might tag that pit bull up if that bitch I ain't trying to go now.
Boy, I can't tear anything up in this path, bro.
Boy, I'm telling you, them bitch, is off the chain, bro.
Because they go for the monkey nuts.
I want a pet wolf-re.
Is that the name of this episode of Monkey Nuts?
Easily.
Monkey Nuts.
Easily.
There you go, Joe.
What else we got coming up, man?
We literally be in here talking shit all night.
No, we can.
We have, man.
We got to get the fuck out of here.
I got to go.
I got somewhere to be.
My son is in the car.
I got to go to show us a monkey nut.
Monkey nuts on sale
on my Shopify
You know what I'm saying
I got
Straight drop monkey nuts
I got
I got some
Touching bus monkey nuts
For you motherfuckers
That ain't really
Yeah
Wow
Touching bus
Mugin Nuts
You know
That tension bus
For you motherfuckin
I whipped it a little bit longer
For you motherfuckers
Who ain't got it
Nigg got a pocket
Full of Mildic Crick
Re-Rock Munkin Nuts
If your crack melted, boy, you ain't got yourself shit.
Now, some of that dough used to stick to the bag,
because it was a little water base and it didn't lock up all the way.
You had the water base dope.
Sometimes you get some bad shit in the country.
Damn, that's a lot.
There's a drop.
But it was good dope.
It was good dope.
But it just would hell if you sold crack because you had to store it differently.
You couldn't put it in your pocket like Lowe said.
Yeah, put it in the foil.
No, when you put it in plastic, you just got a really,
You know what I'm saying?
You gotta leave it.
Now you gotta put in the boil.
Can I get two ice-cute?
But if you let it get too much air, it gonna turn in the touching buff, and then they're gonna lose weight.
So you gotta go and get off that goddamn hair grease.
That what we used to call it, that hair grease.
You're trying to settle it wet?
No, it went wet.
It was still, because you'll get some shit look like dialed soap, but sometimes it'd be hard, like the glass, but sometimes it'd be fucking hair grease.
It then, because if you, like, you can make it straight, you can make it hard, but you're gonna lose it.
a lot because it's all-based
dope. You can make it hard dope, but
it's like, you...
That shit's going to lose. Still getting oil-based.
That's crazy.
Don't tell them no-bug about
the drug game today, man.
His motherfucker's going to try to start it crack.
You got a pay for that. And with that being
said, we would like to say
good night. Eighty-five show.
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