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Yeah.
Hey.
You made an anthem for it, dang.
Yeah, it did.
I had to.
Motherfucking I had to.
That's all right, duh.
Why you had like you from Mississippi?
It's cooling.
Right.
Cooling like a bitch, bro.
Right.
I'm inside like that.
I'm just out.
Don't jumping around like a bitch.
No, yeah.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
She's gonna let a real, nigger.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Baby, that's the whole lot of shit.
Uh-huh.
You got a chick, if I got around with your nose,
don't real tight when you do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A little bit of slurly but that's, okay.
Uh-huh.
You're gonna get out.
You ride around with your big baby and bump the shit I did all day.
What?
I have cow a gym.
Um-huh.
Um-huh.
Um-huh.
Man, no.
Some ox tail.
Ox tail.
I got oxies, man.
Don't say that.
That's a drill.
That's a drill.
You know what?
You know what?
I don't know what?
You know what?
You know what?
The ice tails.
The ice tails.
We're not dead.
I don't go real out.
I got a lot.
I'm like, who is this?
No.
You know what it?
No.
Nah, bro.
Hey, them the ones that form your addition right there.
That's what they started your office.
That's the one that started on the opioids.
Yeah.
What, the outcome?
But you know what it is?
But you know what it is?
What's the utter?
Rocks?
It's rocking.
Well, I said rocks.
I used to get them confused.
Yeah, the rock.
If you don't get the rocks, they're the one
make your man want to fight.
Yeah.
This one of the old ones.
Now, you remember the motherfucker dropped the roxy behind the oven
and ripped the stove out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got on Perkins in the streets, for real, for real.
Not all the streets.
That's the same shit.
No, because I got stabbed, they got to scribe.
No, I'm saying, but they all the same drug family.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all the different categories.
Different names.
Same drugs.
Same.
That's what I'm telling them.
So I got what you call it too?
You know what I got?
You got it?
You got it?
No, I was at the Starbar.
The other night.
Uh-huh.
I guess they had a lot.
No.
These niggas had the fentanyl test strip.
I was trying to stop the overdose shit.
Yeah, they was free.
They just had a basket of the bitch.
So niggas can take them and got damn test the shit they got.
That shit is, you know what?
Because that Narcan got to it.
But that's what I'm trying to say.
To the people that are out there doing it.
doing this stupid-ass shit.
I understand you want something that's potent.
I don't think they're doing it on purpose.
Br, these people are they not doing it on purpose.
Why are you putting that shit in that lawn?
I know you're trying to stretch to the match, but God,
that shit is powerful.
And it's what the cartel pushing that too.
But it's too fucking powerful.
Oh, so look.
It's more powerful, right?
It's more powerful, right? It's more powerful.
It's more powerful, but it don't last as long.
So now you're doing more.
Now you do it more.
Remember, you need it.
Systematic.
Before you needed two, but now this shit, woo, you're up through that,
but you're down quicker, so now you're doing four.
It's systematic making.
And then you got to keep in mind,
you get sick as hell if you don't get that shit too.
And they have heroin added, they don't even worse than heroin.
They don't want heroin no more.
They want that shit.
Because when they got in it, it don't hit the same.
And niggas ask you for that shit on the street.
That's crap.
He ain't mad.
That why I'd be asking a nigga what they smoke,
because you know these nigg on K2.
I don't smoke.
I don't see you get rolled.
You understand me.
Hey, Dad, Caddy.
That's okay.
All right.
Better keep on your weed on.
That's a roll.
You hear me?
I worked hard, so I could always have my own weed.
No cow.
I remember I told y'all, I roll that blood with Trick Daddy what time.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I remember.
The dick, I was living with like, hey, this ain't no bulk, isn't it?
The dick is like, I don't smoke no bulk around the hole.
Lisa, Lisa kept it real.
A dick, I didn't get rude.
And he said, Lisa kept it real.
Because some of these, nigg, don't keep it real.
That's why I'd be like, what it is?
Who rolled that?
What's in it?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
if you tell me what's in,
I'm gonna believe.
I'm like, what's in it?
You said it weed, now.
That what you told me?
I don't even like pass my god.
Yeah, we're at the stage of now.
If you ain't got no weed, don't pass me.
You don't already help that?
Pandemic.
That's COVID, yeah, COVID helped me.
The bad wood with my boy.
You want a chocolate one?
They got chocolate.
They got a grapey.
This is a flavor of the week, too.
too.
Oh, let me get the chocolate.
Flavor of the week, man.
I take the chocolate that cake.
Shout out of backwards for giving us the flavor of the week.
Today we're smoking chocolate backwoods.
Chocolate and day.
We in here get chocolate wasted.
Hell you tell them out.
I wonder who the fuck came on with it.
This ain't nothing but a regular name chocolate.
This ain't nothing but a regular blunt name chocolate.
We're giving them credit to a black person.
I hope not.
Give it them credit to a black person.
Raba.
You do the guwobob, you know, guava got nicotine in.
I said be fucking a nigga.
Oh.
That backward, like Russian roulette.
You don't know what's gonna have a whole land of the night.
That's the lot-fucking.
I'm with you on that night.
It's the thrill of the chat.
But see, you know if you wet it first, you still can make it work.
But you know what?
There's some consistency with these little shit they've been doing.
With the middle right there.
These backwards.
Yeah.
I like, because you can see them bitches and they just be better.
Like, I ain't, I never seen none in here with like holes and shit.
I ain't got a stale pack yet.
I think the aluminum be drying the pack out.
Might be.
The ones that come in there stay fresh and they roll tight.
They stay, they stay roared.
They don't come undone at all.
But you know, shout out the backwoods again
for listening to the customer complaints.
We've been putting our, been fouling our complaints and shit,
and they've been listening and they're working on.
They got some raps out now.
See, they got like some little leave type.
Hey man, what's one of these ones you need a flat verse on?
Every time we get a musical guest in here,
My role to his manager kick him.
Facts.
Man, shit.
I might need them on some on that new project.
Come on.
You want them rapping up you need the niggins.
You know the niggins say he hook.
I do, hey, hey.
Do the double up.
I got a song called Sticks and Stones.
You think you're, you're going to go?
You said what?
I got a song called Sticks and Stones.
Say no more.
You already know Stis and Stone.
Don't break my phone.
I picked them bitch back up and thorns back.
Yeah, man.
I phone around to catch that motherfucker.
Nica?
Yeah, my niggins.
Yeah, my niggins.
Yeah, my niggins.
Go on, man.
But that's what make him do.
Don't turn the other cheek.
I ain't anything.
They're like, man, what wrong with them?
Don't smack nobody.
Don't ask you wrong with him.
That family number, everybody more.
Yeah.
Like, we would get him some help, but I don't want to, like,
take him to therapy, and then the shit that was wrong with him
is what was making them good the whole time.
What you're talking about that, ADD, shit?
No what I'm saying?
Like, when people ask him,
fuck wrong with you? I'd be like, bro, leave him alone.
Oh, yeah.
Because his crazy is what make him tell him.
Now, if we go in there and find out why he craves it,
then he might not want to fuck with y'all like that no more.
They were telling me,
those you should go to therapy and talk to somebody.
I'd be like, okay, but what if they fix my affliction?
And now I'm stage fright.
Now I'm scared to go out here and stay in front of these people
and talk this shit, because they didn't fix my affliction.
No, you can't believe that.
I believe it.
I believe.
I believe therapy.
I believe.
First of all, therapy, don't fix it.
Nothing.
Thank you.
Tell them again.
It's okay.
It ain't going to fix it.
But what if they make that shit better?
Get some shit out and then maybe put some shit together.
Right.
And the only thing that motherfuck up I'm doing is give you another perspective.
Don't put my file.
That's all those same.
So what makes you think like that?
Hmm, bitch, fuck you how?
The best, the best they can give you is these are the tools.
But they're going to find out what made you say that.
Right.
They're going to be like, you know what?
You may have like an intrusive outburst disorder.
Now you're going to fuck around and find out that that one day,
that you kicked your ball out of the yard
and it got ran over in the street
that shit fucked you up.
He heard that motherfucker
he made up some shit.
He might have been in talk
to that later.
No, because they used to tell me
like my outbursts when I were young.
They were like, you got excessive outbursts
and I'm like, no, you're just mad
because I don't want to agree with you.
That might be to rich.
I don't have to agree with you.
I always, like, how you question shit?
I was that shit.
I was that child like, why?
You're one of them all active air teeth
Yeah, they were like, you know what?
We need to walk in a single file line, like, walk on the line.
But you'll be outside the line and shit.
When I'm pigeon-told, bitch, I don't walk foot in foot.
I walk outward, oh, so I ain't gonna never walk on the line, but I can walk over it.
And they always thought I was trying to be funny.
Yeah, I don't want them to put my fault.
Whatever it's fucked up with me, it kind of, I know it worked.
It got to have an adverse effect, too.
Like, it could be negative, but I know that's the shit that give me
like, confidence or, like, perspective or something.
Wait a bit.
Right.
Right.
Let me see that.
You know, it's me as mental health money.
So I've been focusing on myself.
Hold on with you.
Hold on with you.
He rolling the happy work.
He's rolling a roach.
I ain't never said.
He do that shit all the time, bro.
Right.
This comes from popping them axes.
Go ahead.
Don't why we're trying to tell a nigga, leave that shit alone?
No, I see why the old nigger rode don't make them switch the men.
You stupid.
That's about their drug.
That bought a hair on, that about their hair on, that ain't that.
Hey, do more drugs, you get a smaller blood, you saw.
Let me get a pen, Joe.
You know what the nudge?
Let me get a little pen joan.
He said, the bunch of drugs, you do the smaller the black kids.
You know, when you get out to that last little bill, you look, my blood's getting small.
Hey.
You start, you start, you start looking for the roaches.
You start looking for the roaches, you can supplement.
That bitch who's looking for him.
The roach is the best part.
I just hate when it smoked like hash.
Like when it be real harsh.
Like the brung the fuck out your throat.
Like when you hit it, you're like, ooh.
Maybe I shouldn't say that.
Hey, Clayton, you remember the motherfuckers who rolled a peeing joint?
You'd be able to look a little trade like that.
They'll just get the weed off the table.
Yeah, that's enough for me, right?
That's enough for me, right?
That's enough of me right.
I told you about the niggies.
Oh, you got.
I was never that nigga that rolled up all the roaches.
Go up.
Go up the other side.
Yeah, you good.
Oh, that's just a great for you straight.
All the roaches.
We get your whole bottom shit, Nick.
I hate that, nigga.
Yeah, I ate some pussy one day.
My whole beard turned great, man.
Real?
Yeah, that's how I got.
But you see, it ain't just the bread in the past.
That's a disease, my boy.
You're always trying to give a nigga a disease.
Ain't nobody get you a disease when you came up here with your head on top of your afro looking like Bobby's world.
I helped you with lotion and you're going to get on these cameras and try to get me a fucking.
No, no.
That is wisdom.
That is wisdom. I wish I had it.
Your shit gonna be great one day.
Maybe I'm eating the wrong cooches because my shit ain't been growing.
I've been around the world.
Oh, okay.
Maybe I need to go out of the country.
You do.
You're not for like a motherfucker.
I just, I just, I was the country?
You're the wrong motherfucking pussy, man.
So?
You got to keep that in there.
You don't know her.
She's brand new to you.
That's a brand new toy.
Brand new.
Brand new.
Brand new.
Brand new youths, that's a brand new to you.
It's new to you.
It's like finding a jacket.
That man's got some miles on me.
Yeah, but don't ever go back past three fucks ago.
What's you mean?
You don't, that's as far as you should be able to go back in fucking history.
Oh, other dudes she fucked.
That's fine.
Don't never go back through, when you go back past three relationships.
You nose.
That's you.
You're doing two guys that much.
You're trying to know, all the niggas, she fucked like you want to know vividly.
So how you fuck you?
My nigger, you were 178 weeks back.
No.
No.
You mad about some niggins she fucked in 11th grade, my boy?
It'd be them old, old goddamn Instagram pictures, too, with the blur revision.
You're like, this nigga, you mad at?
No.
You got to let her head at.
It all depends on who the nigger is, too, now.
This nigger is NFL league ball and now that shit.
Oh, you know how many?
You know how many, all the time out?
You know what I'm in the NFL knickers that and smash your bitch?
Of course, but you find out this nigga is your favorite player.
Oh, yeah.
That's the, that's a.
That makes it even better.
They do?
Yeah.
That's sad, now.
Now she got to buy all the tickets.
For me, I look at it like, bitch, how you fuck this up?
Don't get a season passing.
I'm trying to see the game, bitch.
Can you get that some 50 yards?
They get back in with that dick.
They go on a Super Bowl, that shit, man.
You're a better nigga than me.
I mean, Skybots.
I wouldn't even watch the sport no more.
Turn that shit off.
Man, I don't want to hit that shit, bro.
Fuck your whole mind.
You got a nigga.
But you can't use that shit because there's too much.
too much.
Now you can't wear the jersey.
Now you can't...
Now you got to find another team on PlayStation.
The crazy part is, your girl
got you the jersey. Now what if you built your team
around the nigger on, man? Now you got to trade this
man. That's
crashed. You got to...
You got to start an old name scene.
She thought about him and you.
This guy's got you a game one,
they got a tugging.
You got a knock.
You got a lot. Man, you ain't even watch the grass
things off it. You take him just staring it.
Man, throw that.
That's shit away, bro.
I'm little pregnant, but I think I'm going to wear it.
That's what your dumb assed ass.
Every time the nigga on the interview.
Every time you're on the interview, you're sitting there hate this whole ass
ass nigger right here, bro.
He's smelling.
She's like a game on.
He just smelled it with you guys.
Would it be worse if it was just a nigga on the team?
Like, he ain't even known him.
He just owned the motherfucking team.
He just all way.
Hurrah.
Every time somebody's scoff.
Like, he ain't a star.
This nigga just played after the third quarter.
He on special team.
He didn't a dude.
run. He ain't even got no position.
Lined up, that what they tell them.
Go out there in between 50.
Some of that niggins don't need put their pads off.
Man, you're still mad.
Your old lady got them goddamn.
One nigga had on a sweater.
No care.
One nigga had a sweater.
Any of that merge?
You're still mad anymore for your girl.
And the crazy part is the shit fit.
The shit fit.
Her ass ain't never been that fat
till she put them Minnesota Vikings.
I'm gonna tell you right now.
Bitch, who was you fucking that you can fit their shorts on?
The training camp, shit.
You don't find out, you don't fuck.
Traymore.
What's you doing with five ass?
You got this, nigga, whole outfit.
He's still in the shirts.
You open that closet in the garage.
You see a helmet and some most shit.
Big Ben, don't fuck Dante Cole, palp.
Come on, man.
Damn.
It's been fucked your childhood hero.
Hey, I know, I do know a dude.
He got vintage shit, right?
Right.
He said, he got this niggas, Olympic jersey,
um, his college
shit, all his shit, and he got it
because it was a bitch that he used to
fuck with, and he stopped fucking
with us. And he found
that shit, and he bought all that shit, man.
He bought it, though, he just took it.
No, he bought it.
Because he was...
He said like he took out of that shit.
That you're going to be in this
fucking a nigga.
Get through these.
Yep, that's what I want.
Pregnant all these.
Give me this.
You say
this is your favorite plan.
Put your mother crazy.
is. Women don't even have to think about this because these niggas ain't really out here
just fucking a whole bunch of spectacular women like that.
Ain't no WNBA jury.
Like some things out here is having a ball.
They're hitting all the look.
You know what I'm saying?
But they're, niggins ain't really just out here hitting those spectacular bitches.
They are.
It ain't the niggins who got three exes in the WNBA.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it ain't.
It's probably.
No it ain't.
It's what it.
It's what it is.
It's what it is.
I wasn't around them.
It's a nigga that's hitting them big big.
It's one of the little trainers or something.
It's a nigga that hitting them big,
hey, because I'm serving.
But these, like.
They get suited up.
They're not expecting.
I'm saying it ain't,
it ain't a nigga that's around enough
to even hit a lot of them.
Yes, it is.
But like, I'm saying, three exes.
What you mean by three exes?
Like, he might have fucking some chicks in college
who went to the league.
But this nigga ain't just in the league posted up
in the, in the fucking hallway waiting to get chose.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no.
But he might not.
But he might be known.
They're not going to be wrong with no one bitch.
What you do on my what?
What?
Oh, okay, I see what it is.
So niggas get passed around WNB and like a hole.
You own bitch hopped.
You bitch hopped.
She calling all the girls in the other rooms.
I got a little eater down here if y'all want to pull up.
Yeah.
He got that same right then.
Guess who just pulled up.
For WNBA all start,
they, for all-stop weekend, they got two niggas in the room
in the action.
What y'all trying to do?
So all y'all won't saw, that's crazy.
Take these on.
What you mean?
Take these to all.
They probably be getting wild.
Hey.
Oh, drink that, huh?
They probably be running a train on a dick.
They probably pick you up and make you...
Two bitches to grab through it, made you fuck.
You don't even know you the holes for the night.
Hey, you're the other lady.
Hey, my boy, roll up.
You smoke, right?
Yeah, you're the hole.
They got everything a nigga walk.
Yeah, bro.
brand new PS5, big bag, or soft.
Hey, they'd be saying this shit, they'd be saying this shit like this.
Give him a perk, watch him go, correct.
She's telling the home girl's in the bathroom.
Oh, we keep him on a weekend.
I ain't bought him no return flight.
Right, right, right.
Ha ha!
Hey, get him no return.
I ain't booked him no return.
I'm gonna take him to TJ Max in the morning
to get him some drawings and shit.
That's great.
Shoot that thing like a hole, hold, hold.
Hey, hit up, me, come.
With that nigga, whatever?
Hey, and some of them got to the other time.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
How are you getting home?
How are you getting home?
Lord, what is it?
Yeah, I'm so crazy.
Hey, they ain't booked them.
Like, home.
That's funny.
This niggas in the dump.
Now that shit's posse, they're getting this money.
Niggas is going to be out here getting ran by the rest.
He can get ran through.
I'm hungry.
Hey.
Hey, he's hungry.
I'm hungry.
I eat.
She called it from practice.
You didn't eat yet?
No, I probably order something, though.
Well, hurry up and eat.
I can put it on the room.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I'm on the way.
I don't know if there's a nigga laying on his stomach.
Feet up.
You imagine you fuck, she'd get up and go to the bathroom.
Her home girl six-throw with no shoes going to come out.
I ain't sure of what you're doing.
Name, what's how she go?
Tugging on your back on the back.
Stop, stop.
Stop.
She's on.
Uh-uh.
She's next with her shoes on.
You know what time it is.
So as old girl stuff out the room, her home girl run up to you, going to eat it right quick.
I can't.
You know I'm here with your friend?
I'm here with your friend.
I'm here with your friend.
Hey, little man, Dio.
Hey, little man, Dio.
See the dick like the whole ho.
Well, y'all is going to hell.
Niggas ain't even sitting courtside just up there with the family and shit.
Uh-huh.
With grandma.
I got some good six.
I'm going to roll 11.
That way, as they roll G430.
Damn, bro.
We know that they ain't happening like that.
Yes, they are.
No, they ain't getting it like that.
Because you know, the pay ain't the, the only reason you get it is the pay.
Oh, I don't cut them in endorsements, naker.
The pay ain't the sign.
The endorsement is going to crazy.
Oh, they get some M.
It's a few of them against some M.
A few, though.
Nag, don't take the one?
But some of them is different than.
60 and 70 M's.
If you mean a woman, who ain't never been
over, who's getting flued up.
Come on, bro.
You haven't been swollen?
Come on, bro.
That niggia is getting flued out.
We used to fucking win me with regular checks.
We used to win with regular checks.
Hey, man, we're in set up in a lot.
Nick's settled for a bitch in the basement.
You understand me?
It ain't even about the money.
It's her grandma's basement.
It ain't mommy.
It ain't mommy is staying at grandma.
That's what I'm saying.
We got to quiet.
We used to pay them for shit.
You made a bitch who was making $300,000 in seven months.
Then she got a little Nike shit going on.
Shit.
One M is a lot when you're fucking with a woman.
Hey, there can be buying all that little shit.
She's going to buy you all that little shit.
Oh, nigga.
She's falling the hell out of a nigga.
This nigga out of hell cat, a challenger, and a chart.
Oh, skept.
She can't drive, man.
What on?
She don't want to.
She don't want to.
That's crazy, bro.
Hey, bro, I hit y'all tomorrow.
I got to go to sleep.
My girl got practice at 6 in the morning.
I got to drop off.
I got to go catch rebounds.
All right, bro.
Nigh, they catching them all throwing them back to his girl and shit.
You keep your elbow straight.
They're 4 in the morning.
Keep your elbow straight.
You want to go to sleep.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
How to put these shots up.
That ain't sleep in and catch the ball.
That'd be crazy.
Your girl walking through the house, 6'5.
She ducking every room.
Nothing but ass.
Six 5, number of ass.
She comes drop her titty in the middle of your face.
That ain't nothing but the Lord.
I don't see the problem.
You damn near 6 5 yourself.
Well, you, your bitch, be 7 feet.
You got the center.
That bitch, you got me?
Yeah.
You got Liz Cambridge.
You a little nigger next to her.
Oh, shit.
Get your hand off my head.
Stop, I just got these braided.
I can see.
You're trying to put you on the car.
She's trying to put it with three fingers.
Don't be looking at nobody.
That's crazy.
Scary.
Your girl found out you was fucking with them WNBA players,
and you ran through.
She's going to leave.
Damn.
Then you went in the championship.
She won the championship.
She threw you in the air.
You run to her.
She picked you up and swing you around.
Wee.
She get hit with confetti and shit.
Stupid-ass, boy.
You a bitch.
You can't come on the floor my other baby dated there.
What?
You got to stay out there too.
He stayed too.
Ah, you're scared.
Ah!
She took a picture with both of them.
She got them both in the same.
He got them both in the same picture.
He wasn't on the text.
He didn't let me know when you're ready.
You sitting there watching the game.
Niggins sitting beside you cool in the motherfucker.
About the end of the four quarter.
Bro, who are you here with?
I met you a little partner while I was up there watching.
That's crazy.
That's your man.
They're mad, man, man, eh?
You didn't flew both us out here.
Look at him.
You stupid, dad.
Look at him.
He's gonna be petty to, hey, bro, come here.
Hey, my boy, hey, hey, no disrespect to you, my nigger.
No disrespect to you, my nigga, but what hotel she put you up here?
I'm in the Marriac.
Ah, nigger.
What floor you on?
The floor?
Nick, I'm on 11.
No.
She got, bro.
Okay, I did see you in the lobby.
She got us in the same hotel.
Saw West.
I saw you did morning on Salt Wats.
Say Lynn, bro.
It's crazy.
He's on that 9 o'clock.
Bro, that's crazy.
I know you didn't fucking wood.
Shit, I've been fucking with her.
What's the day?
The day is the championship.
Shut!
I've been fucking with her since she's had the knee shit.
Fing something shit, fuck that knee up. Remember the surgeon?
No, you ain't the nigger with the 94 Chevelle.
No, I'm a nigga with the hellcat, the Challenger, and the Chargers.
And she told me she loved that dick alone, bro.
That's crazy, bro.
She told me she loved that nigga alone, bro.
She's been playing both of them, bro.
Bro, we just went to Puerto Rico for my birthday.
I sent her to money for that truck.
That's crazy, bro.
That crazy, bro.
I never thought she'll do me like that.
No.
Now, y'all standing down at the end of the tunnel
just waiting on her to come out.
Is this something you want to tell us?
They're crazy.
So you're going to go to Puerto Rico with him with my money,
and you're rich already.
That's crazy.
There's something you're going to go to Puerto Rico.
You want to tell you.
It's going to take my money.
It's just something you want to say to us.
Y'all be taking money, everybody.
She's taking it.
The shit blowing up.
But it's going to happen soon.
We're going to be watching Stephen A. Smith, one of them girls.
They do with everybody, man.
She be taking money.
The money y'all paid on she takes it.
That's crazy.
We turn Stephen A. Smith on.
She's one of them girls going to be,
whoop them nigg's ass in the hotel.
W.N.A.
all the footage.
That's funny.
I'm going to have my son
come drag, you hope?
Do you want to press charging?
No.
I just want to get the rest of my stuff.
She's big and for, I'm going to have my
cuss or my cuss.
All the whole going to come jump you.
You a big bitch.
That's crazy, bro.
Y'all's stupid.
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What flight you're going to get on in the morning?
She ain't booked me no flight.
This nigga him on a friend, bad hair.
What are you about those?
You want to know.
They're crazy.
Since I didn't confront us about this shit, she ain't got no.
flight home.
I key card don't work at the hotel.
Oh, no.
Can you let me in room for any of them, please?
My soul is in there.
Sir, sir, in order for us to get you a key, we're going to need an ID and a credit card.
I don't got nothing on me.
It's in the room.
Shout up and seeing me all day.
You're not getting in there, my brother.
We can't let you in.
We're going to bring your stuff down.
Bring my stuff.
Why you touching my stuff?
What are you going to hit you with that?
So what am I looking for?
It's a blue suitcase.
I got some lotion.
That's my personal.
Folks.
Get my head phone, bro.
I got my head phone.
See, no, I need to go in there with you because I got to get me.
Can I go up with you?
Can I go up there with you?
Yeah, but you can't come in.
You can't be touching my name.
Be wrong that you come in the room.
You got to do everything from the door.
It's right there.
All you see is, listen.
Excuse me.
Hey, Clay.
Get my headphone, bro.
Why, you're stupid, bro.
Oh, bro.
You need to scan the room one more time before you get out of there.
Man, he had left one of my hip buds.
Bro, I brought everything with me.
I brought everything with me.
I mean, trying to try to fight everything in the book to stuff.
Oh, what?
All my stuff is in there since I was three years old.
Brother, you didn't unhook the PlayStation.
Boy, that's crazy.
Get my controller.
Well, that's one of the controllers, isn't it?
I don't play games.
Is that crazy?
It doesn't matter.
She bought it.
She bought it while you was out there.
That's my PS5.
It's brand new.
No, bud.
They ain't there getting all your shit out.
That's when they find the weed.
So you were smoking in here?
No, that...
No.
No! He paid it. That's her weed.
That's her weed.
She played for the WMBA smoking weed.
She played for the Phoenix Mercury.
I'm not lying.
Get out of that now.
You're stupid.
Nick Herbert.
And the fuck the part is he can't spell her name.
What's her name?
Her name is Latarsha.
L. Small A. Apocity.
She played for y'all.
She played for y'all.
She played for y'all.
Well, that's funny.
Do not piss nobody off
that will go by any being,
do anything to get some get back.
I'm talking about it.
They don't get a fool.
What it is.
They ain't got no morals on that get back.
They said, get back.
They don't get back.
They don't get back.
I just want my get back.
What?
That's horrible.
Some people think they'd be getting get back.
They really just be crashing out.
They'd be crashing out.
Why's it not?
I don't care.
I just, I don't care what happy.
I want that.
You're like, bro.
That make it worse on you.
Get back is crazy because motherfucker actually had to put effort into it.
Ain't no way this shit just randomly happened.
But you fuck my granddaddy.
Oh.
I was scary that the motherfuckers who are not hurting themselves to hurt you.
How did this happen?
You did this shit directly on purpose.
How did you even talk to my granddaddy?
How did you even talk to my granddad?
How did you get in the same way?
You did this shit.
You played this shit.
You knew you were gonna be like this, nigga.
You've got to die left sucking them brinkly balls.
That's you nasty.
That was all part of your plan.
You exactly who I thought you were.
That was part of her plan, J-O-N.
The suck some wriggly balls.
You were like, bro.
You is crazy, bro.
I saw that video that dude told it away later.
dude told that white lady.
Yeah, this bitch got pregnant by my granddad.
The white man said,
your grandfather?
Yeah.
He was just fucking right.
Oh, I'm about to say,
Granddad putting that whammy on the ass.
You don't want your granddad to fucking you, bitch.
I think my granddad was a slave.
Shut the fuck up.
Because all my uncles and them,
they're too old.
You don't remember.
I'd be like, so how granddad was?
I came in ten.
He was.
He was, he was, he was a working man.
He barely came on.
You know he passed when I was.
I'm like, what was he, a slave?
Because you had been 79.
So if you, if you can't remember, I know this thing was out of you.
I don't know.
Maybe your great-granddad.
I know my grandma was going on.
No, probably your granddad because you said your daddy was already old when you were good.
My dad was 61 when he had me.
Okay, so his daddy.
So since the one, nigga, you the, nigga, you knew bar routine.
So when your dad was born?
He knew civil rights the whole.
When it was your daddy born, one year was your daddy born?
And when it ended.
He saw it all.
He saw the beginning and the end.
Oh, y'all gonna do this shit for real.
Y'all gonna do this shit for real, huh?
He was there on the first day.
Count me in.
So what are we doing?
Listen, bro.
Marching.
Listen, I did the story.
So we're just going to walk down there?
Bro.
That's sure.
My dad had graduated.
Nobody take the bus.
Listen, let me tell you some more shit.
I found, though, I thought my dad had graduated from high school where he was 24.
God damn.
Because it was older, you know.
Hold on.
Wait.
Wait.
What year was your daddy before?
This is like, my dad was born in 31.
Okay, so your pops was born in 31.
Right.
Granddad is absolutely.
Absolutely was a slave.
Okay.
I mean, unless you're, like...
Nick, I looked at the book and did the numbers.
I was like, wait a minute.
This nigga graduated when he was 30, too.
He was in Screeks.
That's in the Screeks.
So probably...
Maybe one more granddad.
The minimum...
No, with the minimum for his...
He probably has to be 1915, right?
For his great-great-granddad.
No, my grandma was born in 1911, so we're probably around that time.
Hold on.
No.
His mother was born in 1911.
No, okay.
Your granddad is mother.
My daddy's mother.
Your dad's your grandmother, yeah.
That's my prime mom.
So your great-grandparents.
Oh, my great.
For sure.
So that's great.
God, that's right there.
Right.
That's what I said.
No, that's my granddad.
I don't know my daddy-daddy.
Oh, you were talking about your mom.
You're talking about my daddy-daddy-dad.
Okay, so your daddy-daddy-daddy-old.
Yeah.
I don't think he met his dad.
But your daddy was born in 31.
He was born in 31.
So granddad had to be born like 1908, 19-0-7.
15, 15, probably the lowest, I think.
No care.
And he said 19-0-0-something.
Hey, yeah.
That's what it is.
Well, I come from a long-leaning.
You're old motherfucker by no cat.
God damn.
Like, they talk, they're talking past it.
Like, my auntie, they're like, last one.
She's like, yeah, it's just me.
I'm like, come on, Auntie, don't do me like that.
Don't do me like that.
Don't do me like that.
Come on now.
They're going to rain good.
She's like, yeah, it's all on you now, baby.
I'm like, don't do me like that, Auntie.
But you got to get them stories while you can.
I do, but I can try.
That's how I know they old.
I get me by granddad.
My granddad.
My auntie, she's the oldest one in the family, my great-unton.
As soon as she gets on that liquor, that's the first thing she'd say.
She'd get the talking shit.
Y'all do know that out of all the millers, I'm the oldest one.
So I get the seat, I get the last safe.
Right, y'all right.
That ain't what that means.
Right, right.
That is hierarchy, though.
It's kind of like, you know.
It don't mean it's going to say something last.
It don't work no more.
That's that.
And then nobody do what she does.
No, but see, back in the day, tomorrow's used to like,
that shit used to stick.
Even the nobody's, but they had like a name
that was kind of like an elder.
Say for the drunk, right?
He's like every little bit of 54th.
He could come in and tell the kids what to do
and they all have to listen.
Like, man, you know, y'all, shut up.
Shut up nothing.
Go outside and pick up the sticks.
And they just, pick up this.
Pick up the sticks.
Boy shit in, though. That shit real.
Hey, you never had a hot summer team picking us some egg.
Yeah, that'd be some shit you do at your grandma house.
Y'all, chit. Y'all come out here and get them sticks up out of that yard.
Mm-hmm.
And get them pecan, too. We can eat them and sell them.
I'm already knowing how many pecans you got to sell to make $5?
$3,000. 3,000.
It's 200 pecans in this yard.
No.
Go across the street over there.
They got some pecans in there y'all.
If you ain't never been around the old people
That's some shit
You don't want to see them eat
They make the most fucked up faces
For them pecan be whooping
them old folks' hands
They just sit
Ah
Ah
Give me none
I tell you eat those shit
Ain't them bitch is so good
And dry
They fight through that shit
Give me some water
Give me nothing
Give me a bad
Boy that shit
Pick up some more
That's some sad shit
I can't eat them
Man you got me thinking about home
But all them old ass people
Used to be outside
When we got out of school
That should be so fun, bro
They used to just sit there and lie
But we couldn't say that
But we knew they were lying
You can't say that lie, boy
They just sit there and be lying
You got some story too
That's damn it like calling them a bitch
You lie
Who I would never lie
You stay in a child's place
You don't say that
Where's your mama, get them
Then they tell your mama
Like you've been cussing
Let me tell you about your mouth
And then go fix his mouth
To call me a motherfucking lie
Ain't nobody said that
It's always one auntie trying to instigate
Who knew it did?
You're stupid
You ain't saying nothing.
man my uncle used to sit there it it don't matter what we were talking about he would
always say you he always say you know back in them day they didn't let black folks
had no ketchup yeah I ain't boy shit back in them days black folk went out eat no ketchup
that's why a lot of older people don't eat ketchup now back in them days they didn't
get black when you go get your hamburger yeah if they did if they put some on sometimes
they put some on it and whatever they put on it and whatever they put on their
you didn't get to tell them.
You just had to eat your burger.
You just had to eat your burger.
But they didn't get you no ketchup or no salt,
no pepper, none of that.
You just, they were just,
that was for white folks.
Back them day.
Back them day.
Oh, dear.
Oh.
You know, back in them day,
they didn't let, they didn't let,
they didn't let black folk listen to radio.
We get to listen radio on Sunday,
but just hearing music on Monday, too.
No, we had to whistle.
We sang our own.
That's why a lot of older people don't like music now.
We ain't get to listen to music.
You know, back in the day, back in the day, we didn't,
they ain't let black folk have no radio and stuff like that.
You know, we ain't get to have all that.
Those good stories, though.
Could you see where we come from and you can see what
motherfuckin'na day just taking advantage of you?
Some of that shit be, it'd be so extreme,
but you don't know if they'd be bullshit or not.
We had to walk five miles just to eat.
And you know, back in them day, they didn't let,
you couldn't run.
You couldn't run?
Black folks couldn't run.
couldn't run. You had to walk.
And when you see them white folks, you put your head down.
And when you see them white folks, you're supposed to
ball up like a tornado coming
and took your legs all the way in.
Back in them day. Back in them day.
You couldn't look them in their eyes.
You could look them in their eyes. They'll spit on you.
And if they spit on you, you can't even
wipe that off. You got to leave.
You got to leave it. You got to leave that
on there. You know, back in them day, they didn't let black
people wipe their face off.
You had to just wear that home.
Until you got to...
You gotta leave it!
You gotta leave it?
Stop.
Bro!
That's real.
Because when you hear the old story,
you hear how disrespectful
those folks really used to be, bro.
Yeah, spit on you and you better leave it.
Well, shit.
At least y'all got them old-ass story,
but my grader didn't remember shit.
Damn.
That motherfucker had said, me gonna give him a bill.
I'll break it to him.
me looking at me confused as fuck.
Well, he had all the time.
I'm like, well, thank you.
Like, my dad had all the time when I was nine.
Like, shit.
You had to explain your daddy he got a son.
Man, I grew up with my granddad.
One of the funniest days of my life
is when one day my uncle was trying to watch the football game.
And my granddaddy was drunk talking shit.
Like dad, shut out
Oh, he said, Dad, shut up.
I don't want to hear all that shit.
I'm trying to watch the game.
My granddad
went the fuck off.
That's your motherfucking problem right there.
Shit.
Want to sit there and worry about that goddamn game.
They got their money.
That's it.
That hit home on in.
Boy, he was on his head.
Boy, my granddad used to talk that shit.
That's funny.
You get your goddamn, I'll tell you.
You get your goddamn ass somebody.
That's how he used to talk.
My dad would never let my brother in the house.
for a long time.
I ain't get that shit.
I got him trouble for letting the nigger in the house
because he was on dope.
But that nigga knew that he couldn't
come past that living room.
He knew he was already in too far.
He got in that living room.
He was like,
I was like, dude, come on.
He was like, no, just tell him I'm in here.
That nigga, I was like,
my dad said, what?
He in the house?
My granddad even come home
drunk there, motherfuckner.
My granddad would come home.
the motherfucker, wake up.
Everybody in the house
cooked breakfast so he could go to sleep.
Wake everybody up.
The babies, the kids, everybody got to wake up.
No.
Just so he can go to sleep.
Eat breakfast and go back to sleep.
Damn.
Hey, J.O.N.
It's about that time.
We've been having way too much fun.
Come on.
It's about that time.
Yeah.
It's about that time.
Play me some motherfucking pain.
Hey, fuck the paper towels.
Bring it.
I told you, J.O.N.
had some music, face.
Come on.
Oh, you can do one of your song on this, motherfucker.
Oh, what you call?
Hey.
Beat on it.
Hey, gotta eat on it.
Hey.
I'm playing.
They're playing.
They're playing.
They're playing.
They're going to fuck the whole damn team.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
You're gonna put the whole damn team.
You're fucking the whole damn team.
Because I was waiting in the tunnel for, to get out the shout.
And I've been standing out here.
standing out here for about a house. She got me staying at the Marriott. I'm flying out.
And she ain't booked me no return flight. What's that about?
Have me walking around the lobby with the gray sweats.
Her teammates looking, but they ain't said nothing yet. I'm the only thing on this trip.
And every time she out the room, she showed me a whole tip with the nipple on her and his peers.
She said she's been playing basketball for like nine or 12 years.
I can't remember.
I know one thing I'm going to tell you, though.
Her name's LaTarsha.
No, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
No, Cal.
Back to all.
No, Cal.
First of all, we was voted the Blackest Show amongst Black.
people between the ages of three and 71.
You're doing this.
What we're rolling on?
71, we're talking about people still in their right mind.
I don't know how this is even possible,
but right now currently, we're in the run is
for a Soul Train Award.
No time.
We're in.
Come on, man.
Let's go.
I don't know, but even if I'm bullshit,
it sound right.
It sounds good.
It feels right.
Because they still had a soul training award.
Oh, yeah, they do.
They're going to bring it.
And I want to give a shout out.
That's it?
A special shout out to none other than the man in the milk of the legend.
That nigger, Chef Boy R.D.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Chef Boy R.D.
That ain't enough class.
Everybody in this room is raised our Chef Boy R.D.
Hold on, man.
You come to my ravioli?
Shout out of Ravioli.
You know he from Cleveland.
He's a real nigger.
Shep Boy Arndy.
That nigga from cleaning.
Oh, I'm trying to get a shit boy ID.
That need a real name with Chef Boy Arndy.
But they're still saying it.
So they just said Chef Boy R.D.
That's right.
That's why I wanted to shout him out because who's it is.
This all, even when we roam, we write.
But that ain't got shit to do with what we're doing right now.
I see the food is coming in and the blessings.
No, I don't want nothing right now.
The blessings are rolling in.
And we got a very special guest on the show with us today.
One of the coldest niggas out.
here doing this shit man let's get it let me tell you how I stumbled upon it you know
I'm always in the street fucking around mm-hmm you feel me trying to find out
what what's the next new shit that was gonna fucking around and ran up on some
shit that really just made me a fan none other I'm gonna talk
who that moonwalkers who that's meeting yeah welcome to the trap
welcome welcome welcome my niggins my brother pop your shit my niggins yes
Glad you here, bro.
Glad you here.
I don't want to get none of this chicken.
Welcome to the motherfuckin'clock, nigga.
Crom on you.
Told you, this is the blackest show you ever going to see.
I don't really see.
I ain't even know they made motherfucking lost tales in Atlanta.
Don't try it like that, my boy.
You're saying?
I ain't even know how to live with her.
Yeah, Dan.
What you thought of what just said?
Donna.
Yeah.
That's great.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I didn't get known.
That ain't get known.
That nigga took one of them
ancestry test, bro.
And now that he'd think he'd think he like 4%
We got on these side
And he'd been different ever since he got the result
Oh yeah
He didn't even pay for the rest of the kid
They ain't even tell them what else
He just saw what he made
I'm finding out where I come from
Or at least where they brought us
To where they stole us from
But you was Haitian for three years
You think I forgot about that shit
South West
Thank you
That was before he got the ancestry
He was Haitian for three years
I remember that
Right when Fed and Wettie Wattie
came out and everybody with Haitian.
It was a lot of Haitians coming to our show.
That's what that war.
And they kept giving me the flag.
Well, they tried to claim me, but...
They were trying to adopt me.
They tried to adopt me, but I got adopted by the Ethiopians first.
Oh, you were talking to hell and mama.
Nah, they took it.
Like, I was talking to Hell and Mama.
Hell and Mama swelled up and down.
Then I'm Eritreian.
You got it.
It's in the features.
You could tell, like, look at the features.
So that's why I'm claiming East Africa.
I ain't going to do no research.
They claimed me first.
What Nigeria?
Nigeria tried to adopt me, but I had
already been adopted after.
I'm a real west side, nigga.
Everybody's in Nigeria.
Y'all believe that shit?
Do you like, do a little test?
Y'all believe that shit?
No, hell not.
I don't believe in shit.
They play, like, random select.
They just give you.
I do.
Look at me, niggas.
I know my people in front of the United States.
Right, because you like Azure.
Hey, not that a nigga look like that.
I wonder if anybody ever took one of them tests
and that shit came back and they just,
you know, they show you where you're from.
They're just Atlanta on that bit.
Just Atlanta.
They don't never show you like the shit in America.
You should just say Atlanta.
Mm-hmm.
The fuck the part is they got all that records they just won't release.
What if you do that bit twice and you get two different results?
That's what I do.
Well, that's when you question shit because that's what I did.
My shit came back the same, so I'm like, I ain't going to do nothing about.
Oh, this is the same nigga.
He thinks he's slid.
I think they're going to use all them samples to clone motherfucker.
But I said, you know what?
I wasn't going to do it, but I realized I got locked up, so they already got my dead name.
And my fingerprint.
And my mugs.
They don't get it from you.
They don't get it from your kids.
How?
Because I watched them.
They get it from that placenta.
But they be trying to act like they throw that shit away.
Oh, they throw it in the trash.
But they keep it.
They got the motherfucker.
They come in the middle of the night and get them sheds.
They do with the placentas.
They do.
When they come pick up all the biohazards.
What do with the placentas?
They take them somewhere and then they run.
Experiments.
They don't know.
Yeah, man.
Stimson.
What?
Can't never keep shit clean.
You were trying to keep that clean?
I was trying to eat like this.
You see it coming in?
I was eating at an angle.
You were eating in it.
You were leaning in it.
But I knew right that, but I didn't know my shirt was dipping that, Lord.
See what I'm talking about?
Damn.
Told your nigga crazy and fuck, bro.
That's all good.
I need to.
We got to get into the moonwalking story, man.
How all this shit, jump off?
Like, what was your introduction to the music?
It's being around it.
Aaron is listening to that motherfucker all the time.
Yeah, music throughout the house and shit.
Farm was in the third.
Choir singing all the time.
He was just around all the time.
He's brother had a job, so he played a lot of hip-hop shit.
Oh, where?
A lot of pop, played a lot of big game and shit.
So that motherfucker was just all the time, you know what I'm saying?
Played music and my old boy had a Bronco with 4-15s in that bitch.
Oh, no, he did not.
I don't fucking had a bronco with 4-15-10.
I feel a song for anybody got a heart murmur.
that was he was like one of the reason why like real like rap shit rap shit like yeah the
household yeah that's right crazy now that we've grown we can look back at the shit like
the music that we grew up around like you say your pop play hip-hop my dad did too but not just like
now that i think of all the songs that was his favorite like rap song it really defined what kind
of nigga he is right right like my pops is the reason why i'm such a tupac fan that
My nigger was the biggest Tupac fan.
For all the thug life shit, and they would just let this shit play.
I was like, bro, it must be one of them days.
You couldn't tell my OG shit about Tupac.
Tupac and ghetto boys.
My dad would cut that shit off the type of niggins.
Bill and fuck that shit playing.
Cut that shit out.
You know, back in the days, they didn't let black folks have no radio, so that's why a lot of older people don't like me.
My dad did not know how to work radio.
Back in them days.
He's getting that bitch, all you hear, Jay.
You turn that motherfucker, man, cut that shit off, man.
He only want to hear gospel.
Man, I don't want to hear nothing that shit.
Right.
I don't want to hear nothing.
That's what I am like I am.
Like, I love music.
But when I want my quietness, man, I don't want no TV playing.
I don't want none of that shit playing.
I just want everything shit to fuck off.
What's your pops was playing?
My part played a bunch of shit, like from everything from like the two parts
It's all the way down to like the shit, like the oldest reddens, like...
Okay, so you got a, yeah.
He got a mixture.
Yeah, every goddamn thing.
My pops had a lot of that 80s shit still, too, like club, Nouveau and shit like that.
My pop.
And he used to fuck with, like, a lot of, like, war and, like, all kind of music.
Remember that, so I think it was a Coomodee.
I go to work.
Mm-hmm.
My pops had a tag in front of their Bronco that said I go to work.
Mm-hmm.
Banging that shit.
With the 4-15?
I used to hear that bitch come around to crazy.
You know, my daddy, like, how you know that show?
Muffo pull up, real friend, like that type of shit.
I go to work in that shit from around the corner.
Like you said, like that type of shit to find who a nigga was, my father.
He went to work, but he also got this shit off on the street, too.
Nigger, my daddy would play ghetto boys, my mind playing tricks on me a hundred times in a row.
No.
He wanted to play some shit.
Over and over.
Son, you ain't hear what he's saying.
What he said.
What he said?
Bown, b'am, b'am, b'am, b'am, b'am, b'am, b'n.
Don't know what he's talking about.
You're here.
Son, d'i.
Four walls just stand there the nigger.
You ain't, see, you, you just keep living.
Cut that shit.
Oh.
So who, like, your favorite artist?
Who inspired you?
Shit, people with my parts, played one bigie.
That's great.
Michael Jackson.
Of course, you know, that's what-
Michael Jackson is the coldest nigger in the history of niggas.
For real, underrated opinion, his best album is off the wall.
Which one that is?
That's the one with, that's the one that looked like the circus.
That's the one with him with the love, with the suit on, with the concrete behind him.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, Mike was smoking weed on that, Alba.
You can tell.
You could tell when the cocaine came in.
The nigga was smoking weed on, like, on Thriller and off the wall.
He was just still smoking weed.
Mike was on holes, too.
Listen to him, like Mike Ferreifero was on the hole.
What?
And Prince.
Prince had a hove, nigga.
Prince had holes, nigga.
I'm talking about hooges.
Ready to go.
I can tell you specific points where I know it was at the age.
You know what you're like saying.
In that in that groupers say,
nigga be talking about, nigga, I don't want to have no pants
for my ass out.
Yes, you would.
Hold up.
Let me ask you this, though.
In the same thing, you'd be like that with your ass out.
So you're saying.
Right, nigga.
Michael.
off-the-wall era.
That's your favorite Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson off-the-wall is my favorite Michael Jackson album.
I'm saying that, because you know it's like...
My favorite era of Michael Jackson is when he took the music
and turned that shit into like movies.
Oh, okay.
He bent, yeah.
All right.
Because he went to the movie.
Yeah.
Remember that shit?
The game?
The game with the arcade.
That shit was like a series of music videos just...
That shit ain't made no sense he really looked at it.
It was just all over the place.
But they were just like, you know what?
Let me just use these cameras and do some shit.
Let them rock.
My favorite era of Michael Jackson is Puerto Rican Mike.
Puerto Rican, when the fuck was Mike Puerto Rican?
You don't remember keeping it in the closet?
That's Pete Puerto Rican Michael Jackson.
When that nigga was dressing like a bullfighter,
then he just had the big scarf around his waist.
Like what the fuck is that big scarf?
And it was hanging down half his leg.
Like a matter of doing.
Man, this nigga had the little pony tail.
Oh, you talk to the way you make me teal, all that type of stuff?
I'm talking about keeping in the clothes.
it the way you make me feel, oh, that's Puerto Rican Mike.
That's Puerto Rican, Mike era.
Black or white.
You know, Mike had the pony.
The nigga turned into everybody, didn't it?
Earth's song, Michael Jackson, when that nigga brought that elephant back to life.
Tell me this shit they didn't fuck y'all up, when that nigga back to life.
They said, that's my favorite era of Mike.
No, his, my favorite mic video is Smooth Criminal.
That's when it started.
Because remember that nigga thought he was,
That that nigga thought he was, uh, motherfucking Fred Astaire.
That's, that's, that's that one.
That nigga was colder than Fred Astaire.
That nigga invented the boots where you can lean forward.
That nigga was doing dance moves.
They only did those cartoons before that nigga.
That was crazy.
That the nigga would do with our type of shit, bro.
I'll tell you when Puerto Rican Mike came back, though.
Nigger turned into a car.
You rocked my world?
You're in a robot.
That's, you remember that album?
When they had, you rocked my world,
that's when that niggas just started mixing up all his personality.
But that's Puerto Rico.
That's why he went to Cuba shoot the video and shit with Chris Tucker.
Damn.
Yeah.
That nigga is the greatest performer of all time.
If you want to see Mike when he was at the height of his crippling, though, you got to watch the way you make me feel video.
He did it.
He was a Crip.
Big Crip.
Boopold.
And he was a guy.
Bougapone.
He told a lot of little story.
He got to say Mike your Tupac fault.
Tupac literally fault everybody.
All right, Mike.
You said it.
I'm just relaying what we're saying.
Look it up.
Look it up.
Mike and Tupac got the head.
Why are you ever about who was around?
Park got into some kind of altercation with it.
They said it was over, uh,
Quincy Jones, Kadada, right?
Oh.
That's what he said.
Two-Pock girl, but Quincy Jones daughter.
Oh, okay.
They said Mike knew.
Mike won't play.
What if you get rid of fight Mike and he just,
And he just did some Michael Jackson-ass shit.
Mike, I'll whip your ass by my bitch.
You ain't bad.
Too.
Can I hollet at you?
You ain't nothing.
You ain't shit, too.
He caught a nigga, too.
You ain't shit.
That shit was funny a phone then.
I rough them up, put them all up against the gate and shit.
We're watching Snipes now.
Man, I'm telling you.
I think Mike can fight.
I do, too.
I think he was.
On the damn mood, nigga, try to swing.
Look, you ain't here Mike, nigga.
You slow, too.
You slow, too.
When I'm going.
And then, dude.
And that way he'd be to go crazy.
And if Michael Jackson slapped you...
He might turn on.
He's about to keep...
If Michael Jackson slapped you,
it's gonna leave a scar,
because he got that tape on his finger.
You didn't see it coming to.
And you know he died some blows fucking with Joe.
Fact.
He had to get...
You know what I'm saying?
They had to get quick.
He had to see it.
That's why he can fight so good.
That's what they don't tell.
That's where all of the moves go from.
You had to break that nigga out.
That was blocking the towel.
Ah!
He got to go real quick now because you don't get to get the kick of your ass.
Pull the nick on that belt.
That's why he learned how to fight so good.
That's what they don't tell you.
Mike got to who.
Mike was whooping everybody in the house.
He still got the house.
Yeah.
He was whooping all the ass.
You ain't see the episode of Black Dynamite, their cartoon,
when Michael Jackson was the one whooping the shit out of everybody.
I believe it.
No, Michael, yes.
Where they got a video of Michael when he was in a limousine
and all the women was out there just on the,
and he was like, oh, look at her tities.
I mean, ooh, I mean.
Michael was on the pole.
Michael's in real.
Look at the one with the tiniies, bribing down.
Look at her tini spousers.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
He just had a slick little way of saying it, though.
Can't get mad at Mike, man.
Dirty Diana was about the hose.
It wasn't about one.
Mike would just let you know how they get down.
Then he let you know Billy Jean.
It's not my lover.
She's just a girl who think that I'm no one.
That was a stalker.
But the kid is not my son, shout it.
That's what Mike said when they asked him who baby it was.
He was like,
One of them things?
This on the fuck out that baby.
It's not mine.
That's crazy.
They do it to everybody.
They blame the babies on Mike, bro.
They were putting babies on Mike, man.
They had to make a song about this shit.
They don't have to eat this shit.
One way, one other.
I have to tell them.
Who much goddamn money?
Before she tell them.
They're lying on me.
Billy Jean, one of you told her.
She was just trying to pump fake.
She was just dead.
With another nigga child.
I got your baby, Mike.
Look.
I wasn't even rude.
And he petted.
If you think, damn, when you think about it, he was petted.
What do?
Billy Jean blamed them babies on him, right?
Right.
Mike told him flat out, made a whole song, went platinum.
Hey, the kid is not my son.
Right.
And then right after that, went and bought some kids, nigga.
Like, bitch, how dare you lie to me?
I buy my own kids.
He bought some children?
Nick, how do you think he got them ones he got?
Blinkets?
He bought all them kids.
He bought some babies.
Yeah, he definitely had them, what do you call it?
Serrigate, look, what is it?
Serigated, you know, they, they, they, they didn't, I think they just put it in there.
They just put it in the-
Yeah, they laid it up for him.
I don't even think they use his shit.
Oh, I thought it- Oh, yeah, maybe.
They looked like Mike.
I don't know.
Dermatologist.
Well, somebody did it on his behalf.
He says the dermatologist, baby.
It don't matter.
He bought them kids.
We can't figure out who their dad is.
They say, Mike is, and fuck it.
Mike played too much.
I knew he would fared up when he dangled blanket over the bag.
He was like, I have something for him.
Fuck the world.
I was like, oh, they're great.
crazy. I don't think he was playing.
I think if he was who they say
he was, the nigga was hot. It was like, I thought
this goddamn baby. I will.
I think he was trying to show
him off, and the baby started wiggling
one of the shot.
Fuck, I should have did that.
The baby started panic.
The motherfucking wind started blowing this shit.
The baby woke up.
Started panic.
Boy, you stupid, bro.
Uh-oh.
What was the point?
Didn't the baby have his face covered up?
Yes!
What he was showing how long?
Mike started to be freaking out.
Hey man, what's going on?
Mike started smiling.
He's like, oh, shit.
He's away.
He's away.
Only Mike could do some shit like that.
Cover the baby face up and go outside.
He did what he's crazy, bro.
He might have been high on that shit like that shit he was on.
You remember he even doing that movie while the interview with Oprah?
And she was starting to get on her nerd.
He just started singing.
He's like,
he was like, he just talked over.
She was like Michael
He was like
She never got on hitting my fucking nerve
Oh man
Mike was a real nigga
You saw the clip where the nigga
Wouldn't stop playing the drum
And Mike just kept singing
And then they were like
Brad, what he's gonna do?
Brad is fired
And he's just singing
In the middle of performing
Yeah
He's dumb in hell, bro
Mike was a real nigga bro
That's fuck, duh
He fired that man in the middle of the show
Oh
You know, Jake, you ain't see that shit?
Well?
Oh, he's a clip that shit.
He was singing.
He was singing and they're on during the show.
Brad, what you're going to do?
Jobs gone.
No, he did, brother.
Oh, God, boy.
Yes, he did.
No.
What?
I thought that was part of the song.
No, man.
It was a breakdown.
Brad, what you're going to do?
Jobs gone.
The nigga wouldn't stop playing this shit
So Mike just came
He was supposed to play the breakdown
Yeah
Some shit
It's a whole little tape of him
Going off on people, man
That ain't the first time
He'd just sang some shit
To somebody in it was funny
That's a real legend man
That's a real
A nigga with petty though
Real petty
Oh that nigga with Patty
What you mean
That man was a perfection
Oh that nigga with Patty
What you mean
Bro that nigga won
And said
I just want to say
I love all my
brothers, all my family, even Jermaine.
But he got everybody else up there with him.
He got Janet, he got LaTroix, he got all the other.
They all pointed that nigga.
Right.
That's the niggas.
Cady, brother.
This nigga Michael Jackson is so cold.
Even Jermaine.
What y'all don't realize is that niggas shot a video out of space
with a futuristic Xbox PlayStation console in the video on real.
Motherfucking.
That motherfucker went out of space for real.
You said something?
With him and Janet?
Hell yeah.
Scream.
That thing, by the crazy.
That thing ain't go out of the motherfuckers.
Oh, shit.
That's why that nigga was screaming when they were running out of oxygen.
Ah!
That we don't make it back.
That's a green screen.
I forgot the name of that song.
You remember that video he had?
And there was whole, the whole video was Claymation.
That's it.
Oh, that's a speed demon.
Yeah.
You're talking about with the rabbit.
With the rabbit, yeah.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Him and the daddy, that's right?
No, that's a great.
You got to watch the moon.
They're talking about speed demon with the clamation.
So you started this.
Yeah.
When you bring up Mike, everybody on the show get excited.
My mic funny here.
That motherfucker was a leisure.
It's a big shoes to feel.
What?
Yeah.
Like a motherfucker, man.
We gotta keep his legacy alive.
He was a real nigga, man.
I'm teetting.
I think it kind of.
It kind of just is, man, because I think the music, it's just going to get play.
You're going to hear this shit someplace, man.
You know what I just wanted to hear?
And, like, you know how people, like, start blending song?
I want to hear some Michael Jackson mixed with some Nipsey hustle.
Like, I want to hear Mike lyrics over Nipsey beats.
Okay.
That's fire.
Somebody could do that.
Somebody looking at it right now, be like, I'm about to pull that up right now.
It's probably already out there.
But, you know, that trap Michael Jackson, that's been my shit.
Nipsey did that.
I've been listening to this nigga, like, he had real.
fucking artist.
I ain't gonna lie.
Michael Jackson right now on some shit.
Trap Michael Jackson.
With a future shit.
Little future and little baby.
What?
I put 4-2 Doug with him too.
Mike and 4-2 Doug will put some shit together.
Mike and 4-2 Doug will put some shit together.
See, 42 Doug, I ain't even going to like 42-D remind me of an EZE.
I can see that.
Like his swag, it's like, it's stand out and it's like, okay.
Like it just 50 persona of an EZE.
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That's the OG right there.
Yeah, man. How you pull that shit off?
Did a distribution situation with a company out in LA.
netted to them, they put it together, you know.
Yeah.
Made it make sense.
I always kind of pictured him on the song, you know.
You know, at the point at the time when the song took off,
he was taking off too as far as being on stage, talking crazy to the women and shit.
Yeah.
She made sense, you know what I thought you was gonna get on that bit?
Who?
Lizzo.
Mm-hmm?
Would have been kind of like, obvious, but, you know.
You heard of the shit?
She fucked with it?
No, it's crazy.
I don't even know if, I don't even know if she heard it.
Did you shoot the video to it already?
She got you, man.
You shot the video to it already?
I know you put the big baby here now.
Yo, Kate here.
Your Lord.
Liz don't got to play the food to that bitch in that.
Hell, yeah.
She'll put a verse on that bitch.
Putting her ass.
I know she doesn't hurt that shit.
She'd be showing her ass at the wall.
I'd be butt-ass naked.
I'd be like, y'all damn.
One thing she don't get credit for, though,
is how smooth her ass is.
I ain't going to lie.
Big baby be looking good, now.
It's smooth.
It's smooth.
Big baby be looking scrumptious now.
Confidence.
This is a motherfucker.
You hear me?
You're never, you don't hit this.
She'd be like, you won't hit this.
You'd be like, I'm Mike.
That's what I'd be judging the ass on.
Like if I was in a big Buddha contest,
smoothness will be a category.
Smoothness.
So you don't like the dimples.
No, I didn't ever say that.
The dimples let me know that ass is real.
Like when it got the rivets in it like a golf ball.
Right.
I ain't mad at that.
Bill and sell a story.
I like when the ass be heavy at the bottom.
That's the app.
pit of me a ass to me.
Mm-hmm, you like it to drop.
Yeah, we're like heavy at the bottom.
Mm-hmm.
Like water alone.
Well, I'm trying to think what booted is heavy at the top.
She got the top of heavy.
That's bad.
That's bad.
Now, you know, some asses have a firmness all the way through,
and there's some of them be light until you get to the bottom.
You were like, oh, you can pick up.
That's what is that.
Yeah.
Like that ain't big when it's spread.
You're like, oh, damn, what's going on?
Some asses be big as hell that don't move.
They're like, ooh, that way that thing.
But then some of them, like, jello.
They got a whole latinous.
Yeah.
From the top to the bottom.
It's spread because it's got to go with the whole circumference.
That's why it's possible for a woman
to have a little fat ass.
Right?
Yeah.
I see that.
You see what I'm saying?
A little fat ass might not look like nothing in some pants.
You get what I'm saying?
See, that shit come out and they blossom like it.
But see, no, a little fat ass sometimes when they bent over is already.
the spread, like you ain't got to spread.
But the soft of the ass, the more it's gonna smash.
Yep.
In the pants.
Yep.
So some ass come out, you'd be like, bitch,
you had that in them.
The soft of the ass.
Some of the asses be stiff like security at the club.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
ain't no twerking over here.
Right.
You go.
Sit out.
Sit down.
Sit down somewhere.
Come on, you know, that shit.
Angry ass.
You're stupid.
I don't know.
How do fuck we didn't get old,
conversation about that.
It looks transition.
Lizzo.
Does she show her ass?
He did say,
yeah.
I don't think she'd get a little crazy for a smoot.
I think they're exploiting all that black women
and they're getting too much ass for free.
I think so, too.
I feel like twerking should be kept within the community
and we keep it tribal.
All this just random twerking for nothing.
You're just getting it away.
They're just getting all the sauce away.
You seen that little channel with a lady doing this little
It's really confusing us as men.
Because we're giving them credit for being better people than they actually are.
Like just because she threw some ass, we think she's a good woman and shit.
Like she's a good person.
Like you want to get to know her.
They shouldn't even know nothing about it.
Right.
Twerking, she'd be like, oh, you know how to dance.
That's part of rhythm.
That's crazy.
I don't even think that deep into it when I see twerking.
What do you think?
I don't think about getting to know.
Yeah.
You think about getting to know?
But see, that's what they get it misconstrued.
They'd be like, I got more.
I'm like, but baby, you broke ass to the table first.
You live with ass.
She lived with me.
You came in, ass first.
I'm responding because the ass were talking.
Who's out there?
Somebody I'm coming here, pussy first.
And that's a mother part.
I said, what's your name?
You said, I'm going to talk to the ass.
I wouldn't mind being an old-ass nigga.
I'm like, Granddad, how did you meet grandma?
Well, I was at a brunch in Houston,
and she started bushing that pussy wide open.
Right in front of me, I have, baby girl.
What's your name?
been with her ever since I ain't ever had ass put on me because back in them
day women ain't have had they couldn't work back in them days they didn't let
back in them days they didn't let black men get no ass over them you and if somebody
throw that ass on you just had to leave it on you right you couldn't do nothing
with it you couldn't take that off you had to let up finish you couldn't take no
ass back in them day back in them day well that's so funny brother bro
That shit is crazy
They take away a nigger imagination
Man, they just give it to a boom
You mean back then
The woman would cover it up
So you're like
You had to just imagine
What that thing looked like
Now you just
I'm like all right
Okay
There it is
Present outside the box
Yeah you don't have to wonder
What it looked like naked
Because if you
If you look far enough
You probably go see pretty much
Bro you remember
A painting line first came out
You remember
You know, bitch, you're nipple.
No, I don't want to see that.
I don't want to see that.
No, I'm saying, like, you didn't.
They couldn't see that shit like that.
You couldn't see it through the garments and all that growing up.
I'm talking about old people.
I ain't seen.
Old people with the world.
I ain't no paid on the head.
You couldn't see tennies.
You couldn't see Cleveland, bro.
This shit on the chest, right?
I remember.
I remember church tennis.
Listen, I don't remember some church titties.
Nah, so I grew old.
I hope she prayed.
That's two combinations of words.
I never thought I'd here together.
What?
Church titties.
That's the funniest shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Sister Mabeline?
You ain't seen Sister Mabeline tettys boy?
You can't help and see it.
No, they're not.
They may be long.
That's what I'm saying.
You can't help to see them.
You know, long tithes in one session, you're like, yeah, that what happened?
I'm traumatized.
I'm traumatized.
Yeah, but you ain't never seen the tithe.
Y'all really just triggered me.
This is traumatic.
I figured it out.
What happened?
I grew up in Mississippi.
All them women got them big-ass titties.
They just-jews.
And they was hugging me when I was a kid.
Yeah.
You're doing so good.
Come here.
I'm so proud of you.
And you got these big-ass titties.
And now I'm a grown man.
And I'm walking around and thinking everybody
supposed to have big-ass, enormous, ginormous tithes.
That's why you like tithe.
And now I need hug.
I'm lacking them.
You know what the Lord tells you?
Because I've been living out here for so long.
What?
I ain't getting enough big teddy hug.
That's why I'm a rebellion.
That boy need to go to church.
I need to go to church in Mississippi.
That was wrong.
Get a hug.
Get a hug.
How you doing?
You still out there in Atlanta.
Come here.
Get your mind.
Any line, nigga, you crazy in here.
I remember when I saw a woman's stomach.
Almost lost my mind, nigga.
Why?
The stomach.
I don't know.
You're a freaking Arabic man or something.
This thing is a freaking Muslim.
Hello.
Got them stupid.
That, nigg.
Oh, my boys.
I saw her teeth.
Bro.
Oh, I want to show you shit!
You don't want to see that.
You want to see no Cleveland, no nothing.
They wore stockings.
You got to understand, you're brown and your legs are pink.
No.
What the fuck?
Here, right, we're wearing slips.
They've got their slips under this skirt.
Don't count.
She got to pull all that shit down.
She got to put all that shit.
You don't want to see that shit.
That's what a slip for so you don't see the panty line, right?
Yes, this one's trying to tell you.
You liked it when slips just went out.
Well, when I got like the fourth-fifth grade, shit started to change.
I don't know what happened.
You start saying legs.
You start, what?
You're talking about when you?
At school, you're talking about your age.
See, I'm on.
I'm on.
But you're talking about your age.
You're not talking about the church no more, right?
Yeah, I'm talking about.
You're not talking about.
Church, they start coming as you.
They come as you all shit.
I got you.
That shit started to kick in.
Come as you all.
Niggas are wearing jeans in church.
It was forbidden.
Who is your favorite old lady at this?
Crazy?
Who?
Who was your favorite fine old lady at your church?
Favorite fine old lady?
Yeah.
Like you knew she was fine, even when you was a young nigga.
Her name was Sister Thompson.
She had a goal too.
Ooh, finding in the bitch.
She's strutting, ooh, she's strutting that motherfucker.
How she used to walk through that?
Well, she's strutting that motherfucker.
And when she stands still, she had a bounce to her.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I was like, damn, sister Thompson, what?
She has some juice and little.
She needs to be praising the Lord like this.
Why?
I used to be in that motherfucker like, boy,
so it's a tongue-fying.
Oh.
Hey, why, I ain't never
to want to pray to the Lord, that's satsy.
He was on that, baby.
Yeah, God.
Yeah.
She had a barrel through that.
I'm sorry, when she's sitting there on a load,
she'd be like,
oh my, my son's a tons to find a fuck, boy.
She was like 58, but look every little bit
34. It had all the deacons, bro. You see all the married women be like holding their
husband in hand like, you better not go, man. Oh, Lord.
The niggas be trying to run over there. Who niggins are trying to run out? What niggins are. How are you doing?
So how you doing? She's just walking in the chair. I was like, boy, she was bad.
She was bad, boss. She had to bounce to her, bro. She had to have to her, bro.
It's fucked up because I know what he's talking about.
He knows.
He's country.
He's not been enough enough.
So when it's jucing like that.
Juicy.
And she didn't wear stockings.
So we said, we were.
You was paying attention.
I paid attention.
Boy, when I was paying attention.
But when I, when I said, you know, the skirts used to come like all the way down.
This thing is a whole.
This thing is a whole.
She got legs.
And she knows how to you, well.
That's what is.
Hey, man.
Oh, that thing is stupid.
Calf muscle.
He got to him.
This nigga freak as hell, bro.
Turned on off a calf muscle.
Listen, bro.
He ready to rich.
Listen, bro.
Listen, bro.
Listen, I used to see a stomach.
Get on through there.
Let's get on through there.
What?
What, when I got up age, I was already up through that now.
I'm taking like, oh, y'all, I remember when the niggins used to have to imagine y'all give, man, imagine my little nephew, nine.
And I went crazy off for a cap muscle in the stomach.
This nigga already seen the pussy at nine.
I would have lost my mind at nine seeing some pussy.
I'm about to say, I know you lost your mind the first time you've seen a titty for real.
Oh, more definitely. I lost my mind.
Every time I see a titty like the first time.
Am I seen a titty?
It never goes away.
See, I want them children that will learn off the girl.
The girl did it to me, and I was like, oh, that's what you do.
Think about it.
Your girl can never pull her titty out too many times.
No bullshit.
You can be dead to fuck seriously.
I'm sick.
Titty.
Look, now's not the time.
Put that titty off until we finish this argument.
If she just showed you a titty out.
I'm gonna think she's slow.
Look at you.
We're in McDonald's, y'all.
Put that shit up.
All right.
Everybody in a dick, can they see you?
They're like, number two, bro.
Let me get a number two, bro.
You're childish.
I'm like, you childish and fuck.
I just want you to know.
Man, shut up.
I'm about to leave you.
This is going to move somebody.
You're going to move.
You're going to leave her.
You're going to leave her.
I'm about to move.
Married. Why you want you to get married, bro?
This machine is right kind of ink.
This shit, I should do the type of stupid shit I like that.
Babe, babe, babe, baby, babe, put your, put your teeth in this honey mustard from it.
Oh, y'all.
That's why, I can't go to them with a loo.
He's giving me little teeth out of here, well.
Nah, don't believe that.
Why, you stupid, bro.
My God.
You're gonna leave her.
I'm about to ask you to take my last name.
That's cool, but just at the right place.
Yeah, I'm sure.
We're in Family Dollar.
So what?
Why you pull your teeth at?
So soon as we get over there, where ain't nobody at.
It's nowhere for us to hide in this bitch.
You can't even use the bathroom, man, bitch.
See, that's the benefit of your girl having some saggy teeth is once you get older.
She ain't even got to do all that.
Pull her whole shirt up.
She can just lift that bitch.
You act like you're trying your shoe.
She looked up like she showed you her beef her.
She showed you her beef her.
She got the titty through her belt, look.
You got your gun.
You think it's dumb and fault, bro.
I'm fucked up a little bit.
You're stupid, bro.
Because who the fuck told us nothing like sagged titty?
I don't even think we had a vote in that.
Bro, you tank top, some sagged titty and a tank top is lit.
Because they ain't really sagging, like, they stop, like, right at the stomach part.
This shit funny because it's true.
You feel in me?
Because they start, like, right here.
So when she's teet at mo, you're like, oh, that motherfucker drovel a little bit more.
Okay.
I like sagging tithe.
I like trying to make them walk when you fuck make them move in the same direction like this.
Sometimes you can make it the motherfucker do like, look at that.
That boy double-dutching the titty.
I got one titty going left on one going.
counterclockwise, I'm in my bag.
Whatever.
Judge me, are you in?
Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 show.
Come on.
We got Moonwalking in here with us in a day, man.
That niggins.
That nigga over here chilling and got us talking about the wildest shit.
He on the front part.
Hey, cool.
Y'all nink crazy.
Don't care.
No, no, you got to be.
This conversation is too deep.
I had to bring y'all back.
I needed to regroup.
That nigga took me out.
Little titty's in the taintop, though.
They go crazy.
Y'all would get loose.
I like little tithes because they're loyal.
They ain't going nowhere.
They're right now.
She wearing a bra on it just for her own confidence.
That titty ain't going nowhere.
That bitty don't got no move to it.
Little titty's standing on business.
Them titty's gangsters here.
We on the block, 24-7, never going nowhere.
We're out here.
I don't care.
I like our tities.
I like them all.
Small titty, big titty.
But I did see a bit.
She ain't had nothing but like nipple.
It was like nothing but nipple.
I was like that.
I was like shit.
Nothing but nipple?
That's it.
It was like, it was like, that's just, that's it.
That's it.
I mean, that's cool.
I'm going to flick them.
I'm going to fuck, witch.
I'm gonna lick it.
I'm gonna let the nipple, man, that puss got wet.
A little titter?
That puss got wet.
Not if you're just-knit.
Now, you know ain't about to lick that morpoh, that puss got wet.
That's chest.
That's a chest.
Yeah, come on, baby.
Sternum.
I already got madboos, dude.
God damn.
Yeah, that ain't high blood pressure.
You'll be hot.
I can't be the only motherfucking with tities.
We can't do this.
I lick them nipples, man, that coochie got wet, pump.
That was the trigger.
Niggas was scared to touch it.
Soon as I leaked it.
That shit was like licking braille.
I said, what that was?
I heard that bit cut on like an HVat.
That bitch kicked on like an AC.
Boy, what?
That pussy with that pussy with the towel.
I'm going to say,
hmm.
What is wrong with you?
Then it came on.
That bit came on like the HVat.
I'm trying to take it.
Man, they're going to get wet.
enough where you can hear it sounds like somebody walking through the house with some
wet shoes on what's it what's it? Glockes. You go on somewhere, brother.
See? That's this shit. That's that shit. I wish somebody to record that shit and
put it on iTunes so I could fall asleep to just good pussy noises. You can listen to the ocean.
You can listen to the ocean, good pussy noise.
Then you'd be falling to sleep.
That's that A-S-M-R shit.
They got it on Twitter?
Yeah.
But you got it like, put your phone down, though.
My his motion on their mom-up.
It's on the only fans.
You are now listening.
Twitter lets you know.
P-U-S-S-Y.
P-U-S-S-Y.
Squatters.
Squatters edition, 3 o'clock in the morning.
Oh, man.
Y'all nigs is crazy, bro.
We can talk about this shit all.
all night.
My shit drop, bro.
I got to get my shit dead.
Niggas ain't talking like that, no one, though.
Yeah, that's exactly what we need.
We need platforms like this when niggas can't express hypothetical tears and shit.
Yeah, especially niggas who fucking.
Niggas who ain't fucking me, that'd be so goddamn mad all the time.
Can you imagine having a pop...
Get you some pussy, man, shit!
Can you imagine having one of them podcasts?
These niggas really just fine women with low self-esteem, like,
See, that's why don't nobody wants you.
That is fucking hilarious.
You know you was a loser when you picked her up.
Nobody liked you.
Yeah, you look good.
Yeah, you look good, but don't nobody want you?
I believe it is.
Bitch, you can't even make a quip.
I always wonder what the fuck they find these girls at.
Bro, them girls don't give a fuck.
They want their $1,200 podcast fee.
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever payment is.
Pay news.
That's all she wants.
And that's cool if you said a pussy.
Like, say that.
These women be on these podcasts saying some ridiculous shit.
Y'all are misogynistic.
What's misogynistic?
That's when like, when your man don't go to the gym and shit.
What?
She don't even know what the fuck she just said.
Never mind.
Go ahead.
Do your little show.
No, because I see what y'all trying to do.
Y'all trying to make this thing.
Like, I don't know what.
misogyny it. We know
misogyny, you know misogyny.
Don't have like I don't know
massaginy. Don't do that.
Let's not do that.
Okay?
Let's not do that.
What we're not
getting you
is like, I don't know
that massage.
That's when the other fish show up.
But you are attacking her.
How dare you? How dare you?
Let's go.
Let's go. We don't have to put up with it.
You ever see when they get up and walk out?
Like, yeah, but how many bodies do you have?
See, we're not, no, uh-uh.
Nah, uh-uh.
I said, bitch, walk all the way on to them.
No, because you don't ask, you didn't ask them.
Why you're asking me?
Who bitch, we're having a lot of shit, too?
They just look at each other too.
There's so much stuff.
Let's go.
Where your bag at?
I can't believe y'all brought me down here.
Where is my stuff?
I'm like, why you brought everything?
But y'all niggins is dumb, bruh.
You came straight from the airport.
Bruh.
Y'all is stupid.
Black Market.
That y'all can see.
We got merch.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Come on, man.
At scene on Black Market.
These niggins on the podcast be saying.
Oh, we got something for you.
Some ridiculous shit about the relationship.
Them relationship podcast niggas.
Hey, I ain't even gonna lie, man.
Some of them niggas be some hos.
Some of them niggas be some hoes, man.
They really be gagging up on the women.
They'd be acting like some real bitches.
Like, you know, but I'm gonna be some hos, bro.
We really want to argue with the women, bro.
That's what they're good at.
That's all they want to do.
So what you're saying is, you are a hush.
You are out here saying the pussy, because you are a hush.
Like, bitch, come on.
Then when her brother get out there, we were just having a conversation.
When I said, hos, I could be a home.
I could be a home.
We all.
The word.
The world.
I just feel.
What do they find these men?
Oh, that's the whole ass shit.
That's some whole ass shit.
Well, that's funny, bro.
The only women I have sex with
The only women I have sex with have had less than seven bodies.
I can you believe that?
Can you count on two hands?
That's a lot.
I wouldn't want a wife.
I know every nigga personally that my girl is fuck.
No, you don't.
That's weird.
I like that.
I like the nigga who got his own theories and shit.
You know, every last one of them.
I know their first names and they're last.
Now, see,
right now, see, right now, she kept skipping me.
Now, see, a black woman has a monthly cycle.
See, that's God's way of throwing away all the pussy she didn't use that month.
So technically, technically, spiritually, it's new.
Scientifically, a pussy's new every 28 day.
And see, that's where the myth of the phoenix.
came from?
It's like a used tire with a new inner tube.
There you go.
That's all the cycle week.
Because the tread still fucked up.
But the tube on the inside, you can use that for a lifetime.
A used tire with a new intertube.
A new inner tube.
Little cap.
Whatever.
I think it's all in the mind.
Amen.
Because psychologically.
Women are some of the beautifulest creatures we got.
They can be worked on
And they can be guided
You dig
So I'm a little crazy
Yeah
Some I'm a little crazy
Yeah
So I'm a little crazy
And you fuck niggas
Y'all niggas
I ain't no king
Some of y'all niggas
Some lame man niggas
And you want to argue with hos
Instead of building some shit
With the motherfucker
You dig what I'm saying
You can tell who just got
They cool card
I imagine you have 100 women
On your team
And all y'all get money
Versions you just having 100 women
On your team
And you cussing them hoos?
Ain't nobody got it.
It ain't that hard, no.
It ain't a hard.
You're tripping.
All you got to do is, it's not hard.
Like, women, all you got to do is really listen to what we say.
Listen a little bit.
If you fucking with a solid dude, whatever the fuck he's saying, it's that.
Right.
Don't think it's some other shit that you made up in your mind
and you do everything.
What the fuck a motherfucker is letting you know?
Right.
That'd be the problem.
They do shit that's important in their mind.
And that might not be what you need at.
This is junk.
You know what I'm saying?
So.
We in that state, I don't need a man.
And they don't say shit.
We need women.
So at the end of the day, we're together.
Whatever they say, I just get the opposite.
You got to kind of unhear what they said.
Like, whatever they say is really the opposite.
If she says she don't need a man, that's what she's crying out for.
Some help.
Because nobody asked you that.
Right.
She's just on the street screaming that shit.
I don't know, man.
That you do.
Soon did you get home, what happened?
But, you know, sometimes it's me and we can hear their complaints
and know exactly what, like, the fucking issue is.
You sit there and talk to her for two minutes.
Niggas lie so much.
Bitch, you believe everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You believe too much shit.
It's your fault.
Right.
Ain't nobody lying to you.
You just believe in shit.
You've been believing all this stupid.
I believe everything somebody...
That nigga ain't been going to work for three months.
Right.
He believed it out at 9 o'clock.
Look at the shit you believe.
You believe putting burgundy and red and all this crazy-ass shit in your head
wasn't going to make your hair fall out.
You believe that.
Right.
You saw another bitch with that and believed you was going to look good.
Oh.
Stop falling for your own bullshit.
And that's the trick to the relationship.
You got to find somebody who got the same kind of bullshit.
That match up with your bullshit.
Yeah.
But two negative batteries don't make a positive.
Right.
I don't know why the...
What?
I don't know how that shit works.
I'm saying.
Didn't I just saying...
He said, find somebody to match your bullshit and make it work.
Two negative batteries.
I never said nothing.
Like, I'm saying...
No, I'm saying.
Sometimes if I got a lot of bullshit, you can't have a lot of bullshit, too.
Because both our...
All out bullshit on the boat bitch, this shit is going to sink.
But that's the thing.
I mean, if you show up...
If you got a lot of bullshit...
If you got a lot of bullshit...
And then you find somebody who got a lot of bullshit,
but her bullshit don't bother you the same way.
Your bullshit don't bother her to get away.
No, they like flies.
I don't like flies until they land on me.
Everybody bullshit don't equal out now.
Guys is cool until they land on you.
You're like, man, these motherfuckold is a little acetate now.
No, your bullshit, you need to know how to settle your bullshit and handle your bullshit.
Look at all the couples that's successful.
Right.
They just have an agreement.
I've seen some crackheads.
selling water together the other day.
Right?
I know they was crackheads.
Mm-hmm.
But she was a little more presentable than him.
So he was giving her instructions from under the little, underpad.
He was coaching them.
They ain't going to touch it.
Take it over there to him.
Oh, he was coaching how to get shit.
Yeah, they was teamwork.
Because she was a little bit more, right.
Like what you're saying.
Yeah, they were teamworking that shit.
But, nah, but see, that was on saying, though.
They was in the same boat.
so they understand it, bitch.
I understand you. You see what you said?
But no, what I'm saying is
you say, get somebody to match your
bullshit. I already
got a lot of bullshit.
Nigga, if I'm out here selling water and I find
somebody who'd be like, shit, I do it.
That's compatible bullshit.
Man, shit. I'm talking about
people. Hey, homeless.
They bullshit is they're too
evil.
The homeless is too even.
You homeless and I'm homeless, bitch.
We are perfect.
for each other.
That shit ain't going to always work out.
It doesn't matter.
We're perfect.
I like people in houses.
But, bitch, if that was in case, you'd be in one.
Now, what's up?
We can't be picky right now.
We talk about people who got options.
That's too risky.
Being homeless, you have no options.
You've been out here hustling all day asking for change.
You come home.
You made 15, 20, $4.00.
You come home to the tent.
You can't find your bitch nowhere.
Well, but you hear some giggling from about four tenths down.
You unzipped a nigger's shit.
Damn, what the fuck?
You're a zipping niggins tip, boss.
She isn't that with your nigger.
He's a jizzing.
He's how I had a zimper niggins shit in my picture.
Oh, shit.
Oh, go.
Fuck about a nigger privacy.
He's just a little nitty shit.
What that fuck is.
She had changed clothes in some bullshit.
Hey, man, you got to let that bitch go, man.
All right?
That's a lot of bullshit, right?
You're going to close your back, though?
When you walk the fuck off?
He flap on the inside of the outside.
The other, the motherfucking left the door unlocked.
He didn't left himself on the outside.
Got caught slipping.
What a-haff.
I don't know, bro.
Come on.
Somebody isn't looking it down there.
Bitch, I know that ain't my raviolas y'all eat me.
Oh.
I didn't want two cans or ravioli down?
Oh, y'all are the dinner day?
Okay.
Get my can open up in the motherfucking rabbiola.
I know I'm going to smell no muff.
Miss, there ain't a chocolate bar down here with this snake.
Everybody breath in this bucket.
That's breath in this motherfuckin' smell like all.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up, man.
This just split my candy about 50-50 with a nigga.
You got Maramiole, isn't it?
What you do?
You just pack up your tent.
And they eat more rabbiose.
You got to kick that nigga shit over.
You got to kick your shit over.
You got to relocate.
I'm going to kick my bitch, my rambia.
Bigger on shit.
Make it up.
Help it on.
moving. We are out. Don't look back at that motherfucker.
Oh, he took my bitch and my raviote.
You're going to walk two cans of raviolos down.
Not one but two.
Well, that funny is fucked, bro.
He took a bitch and my ravioteo.
this home boy too.
And the bitch down there
eating ravioli and shit
that split my candyball
with the nigger 50-50
I don't know how long
she's been over there
left the motherfucking crib
my understanding
no or not
my motherfucking zip on now
I walk right in the crib
oh boy that shit
my head
he looking in the wind blow
would have knocked
all my literature now
oh shit
whatever that's funny
all my resources
was on
version of
Well, that shit, fucking.
Oh, this is it.
And I can't find my motherfucker motorcycle helmet nowhere.
He didn't even got no motorcycle.
What he said?
Oh, you got my wrist.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
rolling down, man, she's eating good with the naked.
They're eating it straight out of the can, too.
Muffin' can open the land right there.
They laid up.
She got her motherfucking shoes on the shit.
They're like they've been laid up for a minute, too, man.
Boy, my God, Arreveo.
Oh, my God, Arreveo.
What's wrong with you?
That nigga crazy, man.
Oh, ha, ha, ha.
D.C., look.
I ain't got the one can of motherfuckin'
bitch gonna leave the beeferone
that ain't all the goddamn rap.
One damn
can of hand the other.
No, that's how they opened me.
They had the...
They just gave away all my shit.
Ravioi.
They left the beeferoni.
They ate all the goddamn rabbiote.
older me. Wanted no motherfucking beaver.
This is our goddamn shit.
Oh, damn.
Damn.
Hell no.
Hey, hey, hey.
Y'all ain't seen my motorcycle.
If a nigga on the bike wearing that shit.
Bitching!
Bitches a game of him.
But that shit, funny.
Y'all's done.
Boy, I got my rabbi-y-o-e-boy.
Bray, you come home with your bitch
in another nigga tent.
You're gonna be mad than a motherfucker man.
You don't have been walking all around
285 and shit.
My rabbioli, boy,
I'm hitting my rabbioli, man.
That was it.
Oh, man.
Get out.
Get your motherfucklaping out.
Get your motherfucking ass out of here.
Yeah, no.
You just see the taser in that, man.
Oh, look.
Oh, shit.
What the fucking is this shit?
Oh.
You know she's going to talk shit back.
She's a woman.
Oh, shit.
It ain't like that.
It was about the rain, but it didn't.
She ain't got shit to do with shit.
What the fuck that got to do?
It was about the rain.
Never mind.
You gonna believe what you wanna believe in the way.
That's a real story.
Everybody got their relationship problems, boy.
And the funny part is we all different people doing different shit,
still getting the same goddamn result.
Same type of bull and shit.
The motherfuckers still running with this.
Who knew?
Ravenyote.
Yeah.
Oh, do.
Revio.
That shit in the heart.
Oh, my God.
Why that two days a bag?
right now.
But, bitch, I'll be that too.
By that two days.
Right down the wig, I'd be down.
He was straight.
Think about them rap for all this.
He was like, he bad for him, too.
Oh, I'm gonna whoop your ass.
You got me fucked up.
Well, that's funny, boy.
You know, he's a homeless, Nick.
He'll pet it.
He'll ask for his shit back.
The motherfucking raviola, please.
Give me that.
Vend the top back down.
I'm going to eat them.
I'm gonna eat them.
You started, I'm gonna finish.
Why?
That was funny, boy.
This is my last time telling your motherfucking ass.
Don't let me come home, and you in another nigger tent.
Bitch, we are six months away from getting this apartment.
You wanna fuck this up now?
Facts.
Shit gonna get good.
You bullshit.
What?
Some raviolis have your ass in extended state.
Think small ass.
Yeah.
I want that they really be, like,
like, they'd be sitting out here.
I'll leave your ass.
And they'd be trying to make us feel bad
because people hold you out here, bitch.
I know some of them days they'd be having fun like a motherfucker.
Bitch, I'm thinking it off the streets.
I would leave you out here.
He can't go to the world.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Some of them days out there be fun.
I don't give a fucking nobody to say.
Don't never think the niggins not out there having fun, bro.
I would leave you.
I'm sorry.
Niggas.
We live in a metropolitan city.
These millions of people pass by homeless people every day.
Do you know how much money these motherfuckers potentially could have tax-free?
Yeah.
No bullshit.
And I know I give it to them.
I get that.
I keep a couple dollars on me.
Are you saying that?
Just keep asking.
They don't even ask.
Some people just see them and feel so bad that they just give them money.
Sometimes they don't even ask.
Hey, my man.
That's me.
That means.
Come here, I got something for you.
Well, I ain't asked for nothing, but I take something.
Right.
I hold up traffic.
Green, like, hey, bro, come get there, man.
Sometimes it just hits you and you got it.
It may be the tin you need to get off the street.
The crazy part is, I told you, was I got that 10.
Somebody watching this episode in their tent right now.
You're my last weekend on the street.
Bitch, I'm going to meet you.
You don't never seen them street stories.
That's what I need.
Look, yeah, man, the last time I was on here, we did 4 million views.
Listen.
Hit my cash app if you want to hear some more of this street shit I've been talking about.
Go cap.
Don't need you having their tent soup the fuck on with AC, all the types.
But see, there the thing, though, I know it possible because I didn't see people who don't have been on the street and really get their light back on track.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, homeless, sleeping at that car.
Sometimes you got to do that.
Niggins are slept in parks and shit.
I'm like, damn, you hear shit like that?
You're like, bro.
You slept, like, hey, boy.
Hey, boy.
You're talking about the real homeless ones.
I'm talking about the ones who scamming the system.
And they'd be like, yeah, it's slow out here tonight.
Don't fain't go to the crib.
Oh, for real.
He said.
I'll have made $1,400.
Man, he used to be a dude.
That's crazy.
That ain't been a dude off.
All right, my nigga.
I see you Friday.
You know, that's our day.
Big shit going on, bro.
I got the Essence Festival.
And the Bonner brother coming up.
We're feeling up on the end, bro.
Bring me that army jacket with the sleeve to all.
Yeah, I'm trying to bring that back.
That veteran shit, I made a, I ran it up last something with that.
The veteran.
Bring me that shit back, bro.
Hey, Craig.
Hey, my nigga, where you're your fake leg tomorrow?
You know, I keep the fake leg close by.
Boy, he's been a dude in my hand me, bro.
I keep the fake lead clude by.
Be a dude right off the side of the highway and the wheelchair,
like the little mobilized chairs and shit.
No.
And at the end of that day, he used to get inside the van.
He had the van.
He had the vans to lift him up and shit.
Put him in the front of him drive and shit.
They had his ass all over the nude.
Boy, were cleaning up on the side of the highway off.
See?
Yeah.
Nobody knew the motherfucker had a van.
He had a nice ass.
He had a nice ass.
He would just settle.
for begging and be like, yeah, they believe me.
He ain't parking shit far enough away one day.
Nah, they caught his hair rolling up to his van
and get him inside this shit.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He should at least have somebody come get him or something.
He should at least have somebody come to get him or something.
And they got like a little whole little circle in Miami
and shit, like the little Spanish people and shit.
Like they be like rotating the kids.
It'd be like a whole house and everything.
That's what you don't know.
If they ain't even kids.
I said, help y'all guys.
Them grown folks.
Yep, I didn't get on.
Yeah.
You'll see the same kids, right?
They'll be with, like, different parents.
Every time you see the age on the side of it, like, God damn.
That's because they're grown and they make their own decision.
Man, they ain't going back out with Fred, man.
This nigga whooped me for real.
Fred ain't my motherfucking daddy, man.
I look seven.
How old are you?
I'm 31.
Stop.
Stop it.
This nigga, I stayed in character.
Hey, boy.
No bullshit.
And I was out there all motherfucking day.
He wanted to put the money.
He wanted to.
No, he's just trying to show out in front of them people, man.
No bullshit.
They do be looking like goddamn kids, boy.
Oh.
I ain't gonna lie, boy.
I seen that.
I forgot what shit I was at.
But I seen them.
They had like three-four cheering night.
And I don't like when people be on block their church and bribe like, bro.
Get your kids up out of here, man.
And they're gonna remember this shit.
That shit makes you make you.
You feel me, like, get them, get them up out of here.
Then I looked.
They were just coming like, look, like little zombies.
I was like, hold up.
They were this family.
I was like, I helped this family before I even got off the block.
It was like, God, damn, where they come from?
You were where's in their family?
I was in their spot.
It was like six families doing this shit.
All they were all together.
All they lived in the same house.
I said, damn, bro.
I helped them all, though.
I said, fuck this shit.
You got to.
You did what it is.
That's the test.
That's the test.
That's the test.
going on man get with let me help all y'all don't get a fuck it is what it is you
helping like they gonna come on y'all go get your stuff that man helped us out man
this is work you got to throw in there and pull off and throw the buddy in and pull the
fuck off go put this in a safe give it to the little sister she's the only one can count she
looked five she's 41 300 more dollars we can take it in come on y'all ain't sad enough
y'all ain't hungry she the ring leader
Ain't nobody out here hungry.
They're like baby and kid.
But she's the motherfucker leader.
Man.
They got to get out the block.
I don't give it for it.
What scam you're running?
Man, I'm the type of a nigga that pull it back up and make sure you get off.
I'm one of them niggis.
You'll loop back.
Oh, I'll loop back.
I get you three minutes.
Let me see.
Where are they supposed to go?
I thought.
I don't get the fuck off the block.
Get off the block.
Got to get out the block.
Because them kids, man, they're going to remember this shit.
Man, if they go remember.
They're going to remember that, hey, somebody came through and y'all got y'all.
off that block, and you got like two, three weeks.
I feel comfortable knowing that y'all got shelter
instead of being outside on the corner.
So if you, and I look at the mama, like, hey, man,
if you come back and bust some comp of corners, put their ass in that room.
That should be funny when you see people try to help.
You got to go do, but put their ass in that room
because they're going to remember this shit.
And they can be feeling bad, so you want to give, man.
I mean, I feel them, but, you know,
at least if they're going to still do what they do,
put them kids up, and then you do what you do.
I bought them all fucking some groceries and gave their ass some bread and came back
and the groceries was just laughing.
Yeah, I'm fucking...
What?
Huh?
I seen the nigga give a homeless man some money one time and he was like, don't spend it
on those drugs.
And the homeless nigga said, don't tell me what to do with my money.
Hell, duh.
I've seen some shit, boy.
Like, for real, for real.
That's funny.
Man, we've been talking this shit.
Fuck them groceries.
I need some groceries.
I need some dope.
I need some dope.
Hey, man.
you gonna do some dope inside or away from over here bye my uncle was leaving a braids game get the
fuck i just want you off the block and he had like some leftover shit that he bought in the park
he tried to give it to the homest man he's the homer man said niggie you ain't eat it what the
fuck make you think i would i like when they talk shit like you so the thing about oh yeah
no cap i ask a niggie straight up you home he like no i'm like oh shit you good dude
You got to figure it out, my buddy.
You ain't hungry.
For real.
They'd be wanting the money, bro.
Hey, man, I don't get me down by the money.
I'd rather feed you.
You gotta feed them.
And they'd be like, if you want something to eat?
Yeah, I'm hungry.
You can't get me something to eat.
No, you can't get nothing to eat.
Nutrition.
But it's the thing, though, nutrition will give you stability to do what you got to do.
See, I'm not judging you.
I'm trying to give you energy.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm bringing you energy.
energy. They're trying to reverse psychology your ass. Well, I ain't ready to eat right now.
But guess what I'm going to do? Still by and you can keep it with you. So you ain't got the thought of
will I eat. You got your bag of burgers? Young man, I'm diabetic. I got to eat my food hot.
Listen. My food has to be hot. So I'm going to get me the money what you was going to spend
on that and I'm going to get me something later. Because I got to eat hot.
I can't eat no fast food now
Boy, you're in a bad predicament, boy
They always got a little story
Look, I'm gonna go down here
To the little thing
Where you can, they feed homeless people
$1.50, you can get some soup
And a few more little things.
Man, you know what some soup at for a dollar 50?
Take me with you, nigga.
Let's do buy this shit.
It's a deal.
You remember the homeless shelter
that was up down with, 10th Street at the end?
And, like, they opened that bitch up in the middle of the night.
All them jays start lining up right there.
They'd be coming.
Them niggins out there running around, having a ball,
bray.
It's like the homeless people carnival or some shit.
What the fuck you mean they open it up and do what?
They had, like, a mission where that shit don't open up to, like,
11 or 12 o'clock, but they let them come in and they can go to sleep.
Okay.
But, like, while they was outside waiting, we used to be down there doing,
like, shows and shit, and we'll see them.
They'll be lining up.
Motherfucking homeless people start coming out.
They ain't on a certain time.
They ain't on that man.
So that motherfucker was just posted up outside that bitch to the next time you
that the motherfucker in.
Man, God, damn.
So it just, like, it was homeless on the outside.
It's a shelter, but niggins still outside that bitch.
But I did some work with the homeless shelter in New Orleans while I was down there.
Really?
Yeah, they got this shit because they're covering the house, man.
Because, you know, when you think homeless, you think it's, like, grown motherfuckers.
But there is these teenagers and shit out there who'd be really going to this and shit.
Yeah.
street from an orphanage.
The orphanage literally down the street.
Then he knew it until he kicked in.
I was like, wait a minute.
It's a motherfucking orphanage.
You don't lose that shit till you get older.
Like, God, damn.
I didn't realize to like middle school, I was like,
oh shit, Efo, they ain't got their parents.
A bunch of kids at this hour.
But I liked the way they treated the kid.
Like, they gave them a lot of leeway, a lot of freedom.
They didn't treat them like they were trapped.
They clothed them, because they was giving government money.
They made, and they were getting stipend.
I ain't gonna lie, that shit was crazy.
It had like regular kids wanting to be there.
It's still over?
Yeah.
Damn. You got to go over there.
I do.
I do.
Because it was like a bunch of different type of kids coming out in the motherfucker house.
Yeah, yeah.
Spanish kid, a black kid, a little.
But what's dope is, the kids was actually getting adopted.
Like, people would be leaving like, yeah, man, in my last week, I got a mama, man.
You're like, what the fuck?
Like, we're in the 10th grade.
And they were leaving, like, they adopted me.
Dane.
It's crazy.
That's hard.
Man, you've just been in here kicking it there.
I'm cooler.
Where they got it?
Or what?
Drop your social media so they'll know what.
Fine.
You ready to go check out some of the other ass on.
Moon.
Dot Walker, M-O-O-N-E dot Walker, W-A-L-K-E-R, all social media platforms.
What the music at?
Spotify, YouTube, Apple Music, every motherfucker.
You can find that bitch you ain't goddamn way.
Oh, look.
Before we wrap this up, you said you wanted just some of that merch, man.
We've got just one of that.
Yes, Lord.
This motherfucker got my name on the beach.
Bag and Oz.
Yeah, man.
D.C.
Then bought two cans of ravioli down.
A few cans of ravioli, bro.
That shit took me out, bro.
You only understand.
Ravioli like, like cramp necks.
There you go.
Oh, this hard.
I got some don'ts.
I'm going to rock this.
I got some don't know what kind of.
Yes, Lord.
Hey, man, this is your first time stopping through here, but don't let it be the land.
Yes, Lord.
I'm already going.
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