The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Mr. Bankshot in the trap! with Karlous Miller, Clayton English and Navv Greene

Episode Date: January 23, 2022

The hilarious stand-up comedian and internet content creator Mr. Bankshot is in the 85 South Show’s trap to get some laughs in with the crew. Jay- Z vs. Future? Everbody weighs in on who would win i...n a VERZUZ and they take a look back at some of their favorite FUTURE songs. Then Mr. Bankshot talks about his new provocative single he just released. It’s about people living on the “down low” and it’s started some controversy on the internets. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:26 Base to the is on. When the Rimmie's in the system? Ain't no telling where I'm fucking what I did. Yeah, I just want to love you. Yeah, I'm gonna love you. Yeah, yeah. Keep you this phone. That's sweet, that nasty stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Shit. That hit. He can play that dirt off his shoulder, $99 probably. He got some shit, no. But 99 problems in the club song, though. Shit, all of them ain't gotta be club songs. Yeah, that's not the goal.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Computer don't goddamn switch up in, you know. New his shit were ringing all that, and them shit, he don't did. Do you even forget all about the features that he did, too? He did too. Who? Jay. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Future. Oh, yeah. And they're gonna hit that shit with, uh, what's a girl name from, uh, Destiny Child? Turn, uh, I don't never end. I thought about Turned off the lights though. I was thinking about that. That's his song though. Yeah, that's his song.
Starting point is 00:03:14 No, that was, that's definitely. What's that one he had with, uh, Rihanna? Uh, love and affection. Oh, love and affection. He got some shit, man. Yeah. Fuck up some comments. What that's his song about?
Starting point is 00:03:27 Racks on racks. I don't know March Madness don't go crazy. March Madness, that's the best hit ever. No, ever. Yeah, ever, yeah, yeah. Ever. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:38 That's one of these last two songs he played. Yeah. A lot of niggas wouldn't be able to talk about to watch, man. So you think March Madden is better to mask off in the people's eyes? Yeah, absolutely. Now, it's a couple songs that's at Lone of bass. No, it's so many songs that they don't get the love. My savages.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Perkins is a little. You put that on, it's gonna go crazy. Perkins said a stripper joint? Yeah, if you ain't never been... Oh yeah, thanks. Look, no, no, no. What I'm saying, they're all this song then went nationwide.
Starting point is 00:04:08 If the nigger played itching, I'm gonna get up and run out of the goddamn one. Well, man, that's factual issue. When that name is, my mom said, fuck it, nigger, hit the streets and live. Got some crack in a corner. And I did what I did. The neighbors, they don't like me,
Starting point is 00:04:21 I got jays at my door. So my grandma, I don't need a bed. I'm sleeping on the floor. Now, you had two on my door. That's my ten main hoes. Damn, that's right. Me live with my thawes together like a boat. Stop what I said,
Starting point is 00:04:35 I got the gate for the Lord. And that grew birds with me, like I'm straight from Holly Grove. My feet, they're hissing for the... Man, that shit's so hard. That bitch is one more version. I'm a dog. And I eat that dog food.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I'm a bee. I put red on my shoes come and see. You got a good point, love. But I feel like, one future That's the way, March Madden is what they're gonna play when he and his hearse. Like, like, see the day they give a line, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:04 So you're trying to say, that's his thriller. That's his thriller. I can go for that. What he's saying? Bank said, why the nigga knows? Yeah, I'm on myself. Yeah. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Bank gonna make you know it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, all that, what do you call the shit? All that little run he had, that, that, uh. Took a shot of hitting, I didn't go and brazen, that shit.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I'm tripping. I'm tripping. Triv. What's that shit? With Snoop Dog. Woke up, I seen a UFO. Last night it blew a pound of droop. That was an astronaut standing there. Let's pull a fault.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Let's pull a phone. Niggott. Don't forget. Don't forget the shit he got with Rocco too now. Squares out your circle. They have some heat. They had some heat. Shit, boy. Yeah. What's the other shit? He had said some shit on an interview where he was like, I was so high.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I didn't even know what I was saying until the next day. That motherfucking, uh, Tony Montana. Oh, yeah, yeah. And Drake got on that. Niggas forgot about that. Damn. He put the work in there, man.
Starting point is 00:06:06 You can do this shit all day. Jay Witt, play me some pep. Let's go start playing. When that nigga explained how he did Gucci Flipflop, he said, listen, I just came and fucking this bitch. What's some Gucci Flipflip. He said he went to the studio,
Starting point is 00:06:21 what that Metro Boom was like, that nigga came in and said, dirty soda, Spike, League, White, Girl. Girl, iced tea, fully loaded, AP. He was like, he was like, man, I see, what the fuck is this nigga on, whacking? I just fucked your bitch. I think he was talking about Scottie Pippling bitch, too.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Oh, I was like, who the bitch that he fucked on? That's what that really needed to do that. How did it go? You got to remember. Damn, how that shit started off. De Man, when he said nothing off the beast mold mixed tape, oh, nigga. Pico?
Starting point is 00:06:54 Pico. Pico? Yeah. Shit. They're all stays off the beast mode too. That's a strong argument. Oh, man. They had the sister shit on in the arts.
Starting point is 00:07:04 I got a little, what he said? Real sister. Yeah, real sister, yeah. I'm supposed to have made a pee. Yeah. She asked me for a ring. Real sister is the other junk. What is the one with low life on that bitch.
Starting point is 00:07:17 The one with low life on that bitch. Oh. And wikis and all the e-ball. Yeah. Oh, nigger, I just fought the DA lady in her mouth. mouth, though. There's some R&B shit on the jet, though. Like, did, like district attorney?
Starting point is 00:07:35 Yes. What's about, look. What about the shit him and Thud have had together, but he had this solo song. We were like, we don't stop at red lights at night, nigger. Two words, P and a J, for all my flights, nigger. That niggily, and it's bad. Hey, what you call it? Uh, shit.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Oh, yeah. You gotta keep my nigga out a whole mix-table drink. A whole mixtape with Drake. A whole album. We understand there. That's funny, though, because we were talking about Jay-Z. We said one song, and if we went to Future, we just keep naming Hella songs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I think Future gonna get Jay Z in the Verses. And Future got unnecessarily labeled a Mumble rapper. That niggas really don't be, I mean, it's a few songs that nigga mumbling, but mostly is they to put the auto tune on that bitch so heavy. That it don't sound clear. Lou Wayne got to do a verses by his self, and they got to just play all that mixtape shit, see how much of it he remembers. He remembers. He don't remember that shit. No, he don't remember that shit.
Starting point is 00:08:27 You know what? I realized none of these rappers do. No. None of these rappers do, unless that mix type song, like, really got, like, they had to perform that bitch on the road and that shit bang forever. These niggas be like, who said that? Future was labeled as a mobile rapper until designer came out. And then it was like, no, this nigga ain't a mumbo rapper.
Starting point is 00:08:48 That's how you know Future of Beast, because we let this nigger designer sound just like this nigga. And the shit was good. The shit was good. And the shit wasn't been good. The panda was strong. Nika future said he thought it was him. He did though. He did.
Starting point is 00:09:03 You just said, when the fuck I do this? Who put it out? Who leaked my shit? Who leaked my shit? What you mean? This ain't me? I know with me. I know what me sound like.
Starting point is 00:09:15 That designer. Yeah, man. I stand design. I'm talking about who put the shit out. Who made the song? That's the name of designer. He thought that was a new nickname. You know he got dirty nickname.
Starting point is 00:09:27 The Wizards. I think that's the way rapper should go. They should rap about shit that they make it up. That nigga said, I got bras in Atlanta. Never had been in Atlanta. Never had been in Atlanta. He never had been there. But he wasn't riding though.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Once that shit hit, that's all around this. But that's what made me know he was, I was like, oh, nigga, you just channeled future, nigga. Like, I feel like that nigga tapped into the multiverse. It took a future song. that we ain't got in this timeline, nigga. So he'd been in the multiverse. He's a time traveler.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Maybe. He then took a future song from, if future would have stayed with Sierra. Nigger, move that dope. Yo, nigga, move that dope. Come on. You don't want to see the wizard, bro. That's push the T.
Starting point is 00:10:14 That's, yeah, it might be. Ain't Jay Z on that bitch. No, that future. That's future. He put Pusher and, but, but never. Jay Z ain't on a movie. Jay Z and Future songs.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Jay Z didn't remember on that shit. They got a song again? I took the top of the Mayback. I took the top of the Maybeth. Oh, yeah. Hold on for real, made the beat, right? Yeah. Jay Z got some shit on that, um,
Starting point is 00:10:34 on that Samsung album, that sound just like that, though. Right, right. Exactly. Yeah. Y'all put a street star on future though? Huh? Yeah, yeah. Come on now, you, you're a real future fan.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Damn, whole weight. My name, whole weight. Bob Bell. I'm a ball for ever. Oh, niz. I like the song with him to trouble. You deserve it, nigga? Yeah, I like the song with him in trouble on that.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I never lose my cool. Just the other day, my little cousin called from school, and said, you deserve it. I was just listening to that shit. Turn up the lights was a good song too, though. Come on, man. Damn, looking for it. It brings water to my eye just to hear me on the radio.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Streets call. And they were the same damn time on streets call? Yeah, okay. Oh, same damn time. Hey, man, you're in the age 50. That that era right there, he could do his own work. I was on the road during that time, nigga. They was playing that nigga in New York.
Starting point is 00:11:30 New York, them niggas gonna act like they wasn't fucking with down south. But that's the best part about future music, though. If you was like, say you were just out somewhere, right, and the nigga rode back bumping future. You would know its future, but you'll never know what song it is. Never know. Hey, my nigga, what's that? What that bitch called?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Pound episode. I followed that. That shit's gonna stupid, niggie. Hey, not gonna like, niggas. You do that with mixtape Wayne too. With them squad up mixtape? Yeah, yeah. I remember being at the gas station,
Starting point is 00:12:00 and I was like, niggas didn't have no, it was just numbers on that bitch. I'm like, hey, nigger, it's on that, uh, it's on that Louisiana, it's number 31. But it started number 30. You go to the end of number 30. It's gonna carry over. Well, you know why I fought a few so hard,
Starting point is 00:12:18 they do a goddamn remix. That didn't come back with his same verse like that. Nick, my shit was already good enough. I ain't gotta redo my shit, man. Hey man, welcome back to the 85 South show. I ain't need to press you up. Oh! I thought we were sitting in this discussion.
Starting point is 00:12:34 A hypothetical versus, man. It's all hypothetical, man. It's gonna happen, though. We don't judge it by the rounds and all. Well, I know, we did. That's the best way to do it. You know what I'm saying? Future guy, Jay, 119.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Yeah, man. Yeah, man. They can't get ready to go against you, though. They don't want to get, like, match-up. You gotta put future versus, like, y'all. Now, I should be at first. Nah. Let me see that like.
Starting point is 00:12:55 That should have been too low. Yeah. Welcome back to the track, man. We got some, we got our country cousin with us today, man. Come on, man. Man, niggins be on line talking shit. He got a new hit single. That's taking over the internet.
Starting point is 00:13:10 That's so appropriate. So appropriate. That's going to get him canceled. Oh, man. I want to ask you how they're receiving it. Mr. Bankshot. Yeah. Thanks my niggie play ninger.
Starting point is 00:13:23 And that nigga I used to know Nav Green. Used to know that nigga, man. You clean, ain't? Man, just a little drip I came through for the 202. Look at all right? 85 bucket hat. You bought it? You paid for that, right? I got it.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I told you, I didn't cut your merch on. You didn't get in all this money. You get the 50% off. Yeah, they didn't know they're doing the four payments. Oh, okay. Yeah, I can't cut this. There ain't no more merch. You gotta test your bank account through it.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Banking company. Everybody pays, B. I ain't by myself, neither, though. Bank shot, what's up? Oh, he got this motherfucking, man. Put that shit up. They put that shit up. Oh, that nigger is really working around.
Starting point is 00:14:04 This nigga turned in this pipe. They should have never gained your nitty is a war. You got to turn around the right way. That's how we said we're going to have it on the chain. They're going to have that bit. That got to be the strongest chain ever, the river for you at least about. Now, man, don't be shaking in that shit, man. He's proud of that.
Starting point is 00:14:25 He ain't never one nothing before. Never won nothing, not at school. He ain't never married row, on a row? You remember when you was a loser? Yeah. Hold on, wait a minute. It's the way you turned, like, I'm a loser, but like you remember when you was a loser?
Starting point is 00:14:41 Everybody lose. Yeah, but I wouldn't think I was still the loser, though. No, he said remember when? Yeah, you had to remember. Didn't he remember was he was the loser like? Oh, you're currently to lose. I'm currently the loser. No, you just heard it, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:55 So I'm not the loser. You feel like you lose it? I didn't think. I heard it the same way. You got some ballot in you now. Yeah. You're winning. You all this.
Starting point is 00:15:05 We all winning. Ain't nothing like been up just, you know. Just getting to it, you feel it? He got to sing that more for the live. You got to lose the win. No, they don't want to hear that lie. How they receiving it, the community? Because I thought they embraced it.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Hey, man, they might embrace it, you know. No, I'm saying. They, they, they for sure embrace it. Yeah. They for sure embrace it, but that ain't got nothing to do with me. But, no, it's been cool, though. I mean, you know, some people feel some type of way. You know, I lost, you know, a couple little followers off the shit.
Starting point is 00:15:38 But you did that shit don't even matter because you gained something in. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's really only just, it's just three words, though. You can't be mad off of a song, it's really just three words. just really just three words you get it well what was the inspiration though man what's your song all this weird that be on social media you gotta be so the so the full song so it's actually it's a it's a full song it's about a minute and something long but it's it's really going towards the the down low communities you know niggas who be double dipping it's like yo if you're gonna
Starting point is 00:16:10 get mad over niggas double dipping fries you got to be mad over niggas who double dipping in the in the in the in the coochie in the you know what I'm Damn. That's what, you know, man. I got a family member who was married to a, to one of them, you know, the members. You feel me? So, you know, that's kind of where the inspiration came from. So you went in the boom and made a dish track.
Starting point is 00:16:33 It's a dish track. Do you want that beef? You know what raptors you're going to have? He's going to watch this shit and be like, oh, okay. Okay, babe. That's just what, but I ain't expected to do what it was going to do, though. don't do though and it's old though like I dropped that shit in 2020 I just put it on TikTok 2021 and then that's when it's right yeah TikTok goes stupid go stupid
Starting point is 00:16:54 bro it's it's it's wild how stupid that shit I'm gonna learn how to work this shit it's so easy bro I don't be you ain't even got to do nothing new bro you can take some old shit you didn't put it on there they ain't seen it they gonna make sure that they do what it's supposed and they have not seen it I got a lot of shit they have not seen it or they seen it but it's just on a different platform where they want to they they ain't where they seen that's the crazy part They be seeing stuff from the person who ain't do it. The crazy part is I'm already a star on that bitch.
Starting point is 00:17:23 No, I heard. I just ain't put shit on my page yet. Oh, so you got a TikTok? No, it's just a bunch of shit of me on that bitch. Oh yeah, no, no, no. That's how they gonna do it. They don't want us to have it, though. Because when I put it on that album,
Starting point is 00:17:35 yeah. Yeah, they shut it down, like, no, but then they let somebody else, you know, of the Caucasian descent. They was using it, and that shit started taking off. Man, we've been hearing a lot about this social media racism. Oh, man. Yeah, we got to come out with our own fucking platforms, man. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:17:50 We still got to get us a black social media joint. We do. We do. We need, like, a well-known, like, black podcast to drop a dope-ass app. Like 85 South? Hey! I'm just saying it, man. Don't nobody want to do it, we'll do it.
Starting point is 00:18:09 We got the streaming. We come with a whole social media platform. You know, even if I ain't got the streaming app, there's 8, 9. 99 you get a free trial even if you ain't already got this 8 50 you don't put 49 since on the shit boy you're gonna make niggas say god now that's up the price all right oh yeah that's what niggins a month it that's what niggins need though they need a app that's gonna be able to motherfucking put niggas shit out there without the restrictions what about my man
Starting point is 00:18:38 Isaac Haye who fan base yeah he yeah he yeah no absolutely I rock with it I reached out to him he gets your shit right even if you got a fan base page you can like put this little code in your bio on Instagram and they transfer everything from Instagram over to your fanbase oh okay so you don't even got to re-upload your shit that's what's all yeah yeah that's real G I wish I knew my password well on fan base on everything I just so I don't know no password hey man can you talk to the Twitter people yeah get my get my Twitter back what happened I don't know man somebody that took my Twitter and unfollowed
Starting point is 00:19:10 everybody you got hacked yeah man and they try to give financial advice but they spelling shit wrong. Talk about, talk about how to, let me tell you how to purchase Bitcoin. They spell purchase P-E-R-C-H U.S. Hell no. So you think they're European? Purchas, no. Yeah, I see you.
Starting point is 00:19:35 You know, I went through all that hack shit. You got hacked? I got hacked a lot of times. Four years ago, what? You got the Twitter people number, man. Shoot me that number. But how did you fall for that cash up shit, man. Yeah, what'd you fall for to get that?
Starting point is 00:19:50 No, it wasn't that. Somehow they figured out a way to heck my Gmail and shit and just went in to change everything. That's somebody you personally know, Loves. You gotta. I don't know nobody. Damn. Somebody.
Starting point is 00:20:03 I don't know these folks. Somebody stayed tonight. I don't know them folks. Somebody stayed the night. I don't know them folks. Somebody stayed the night. I don't know them folks. I be by myself.
Starting point is 00:20:14 I don't even have holes. And when I'm at my house, I close all my doors. Yeah. I fold my clothes and put them on the shelf. Okay. And then I say, Hey! To make sure I'm by myself.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Everything I do, I do the shit for fun. I be butt-nick taking the bath. Hand on my gun. I don't trust nobody because people ain't shit. It might not be a robber in Atlanta, just a nigga trying to see your dick. You gotta be careful. You can't trust these folks.
Starting point is 00:20:59 This is when it's on drop. This one is on drums. You gotta be careful. I don't know these folks. Niggas run up on you. Can I get a pitch? I'd be like, I don't know who the fuck you got witch? And where you gonna put it?
Starting point is 00:21:21 Don't say nothing weird. Ain't you the nigger that went to jail last year? You gotta ask, because you never really know. And keep your gun on your lace. Because I don't know these folks. That's it. That's all I can tell you about it. The cold world, man, keep the gun on your waist. Nah, stupid at hell, man.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I don't fuck with him, though. You got to look that go, man. Hey, man, that nigga cost so much hell for posting that shit with the Dallas Cowboys shit on. Boy, they was on your ad. I'm trying to figure, how are you a Dallas Cowboy fan, though? He just do shit to get on people nervous. I don't show it.
Starting point is 00:22:03 They're the type of nigga is, man. I mean, nah. When growing up, they ain't show the Falcons on TV. Man, don't start that. The game never sold out. The game never was sold out. So it was a blackout. So they're gonna show teams that were winning.
Starting point is 00:22:21 They showed the Cowboys. Why don't show them now then? Shit. It's more money, it's more money now, there's no money. So you've been a Cowboys fan since winning? Since they just do it. Four or five. So who was the quarterback when you was-
Starting point is 00:22:35 Troy? Yeah. You was four with Troy? Everybody, unless you're from Dallas. Unless you from Dallas, I think that's when everybody became a Dallas fan. With Emmett Smith, all the, when they started calling themselves America's team. But you're supposed to stay true to your hometown. I never was a father fan until Vic came here.
Starting point is 00:22:53 I was a big fan. When Vic turned was up, oh, that sure. It's hard to be a fan with your team losing. So in Atlanta, you allowed to fuck with Atlanta teams, and you allowed another team so you don't feel that. So when they went to Super Bowl, who was you room for? Against the devil? No, against the Patriots. Oh, the father.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I have one team. What you mean? You're just a fan of one team? Oh, I be a fan of players, though. I got a team in every division. You do? Yeah. So you're going to win.
Starting point is 00:23:22 That's not true. That's not true. I got a team for every bump on your face, nigga. Hey, I like Jalen Rums. You play for the round. I just like different players, bro. So based on the players, that's where you go with the team. Nah, I still.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Hey, man. The teams really don't be. shit once you think about it these players go on TV every week and tell us that the team ain't shit why we're still after that a B shit nobody should be a fan of no team hey man a B he's he a wild boy is he though he not is he he not he a nigger he do what a nigger would have done he is a strategic and I and I mean they ain't had no niggas in his position in a long time what this is a different I'm telling you, bro, look how many motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:24:12 There's some niggas in there, but they didn't have to be niggas. Okay. And even when they did, it didn't really get out to the public like that. But sometimes they'll let that shit out. Right. Like, look at these niggas being niggins. They got guns in the locker room.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Look at these niggas. This nigger trying to kneel on the field. Like, sometimes they have to single you out and show who's being a nigger. So the last, that's how a sports set is about. At the receiver position was either Tara Owens or Chad Johnson. What you mean? You said ain't no niggas at his position. But I'm saying, no, I mean like in his position on the field.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I mean like his position as an athlete. And he's saying, hey man, these folks over here bullshit. But let me ask you this, though. How are you getting kicked off the field, right? He didn't get kicked off the left. No, he said his coach saw him get the fuck out. Because he didn't want to go in and he said his language. He says he didn't think he was going to lean.
Starting point is 00:25:07 But how you, how you have a... The ghost didn't know who we were dealing with. Right. But how you have a single... He's just going back and talking shit on the back. He ain't know the nigger going to leave. But how you have a single ready, though? He was gonna drop that bitch anyway.
Starting point is 00:25:21 That was supposed to come out when he got the bonus money, but they fucked that up. That bitch was coming. So he expected to get the bonus money that day. That's how you know the nigger smart, because you always got to have something on deck that you could drop. The only name. You never know where you're going to go in your mode.
Starting point is 00:25:36 So you can keep something on. He got something ready. The only thing that he probably shouldn't have did, if he, if his ankle was fucked up, he probably shouldn't have been doing jumping down. All that house and she, yeah, yeah. Did you all listen to the song, though? He ran around the field. He would hide in.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Did you listen to the song? No. Because on the song, he said, fuck Bruce Ariens. He kicked me off the field. So, that means he recorded it after the fact. That's how, I'm telling you, he just added that verse in. That's how I'm telling you. He left an open verse.
Starting point is 00:26:01 He knew. That nigga went to the studio. He punched in the studio. He said, you know, I'm a change. He said, you know, I'm a change. Hey, that, hold on. That's a rich nigger shit. You go to the studio, man.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Lones, you know why I fuck with the hardest though? That nigga Michael Evans. That nigga, hey, man, bro, you're chilling. You're treating, bro. Put your shit back on. Fuck that. Yeah. You got it.
Starting point is 00:26:21 You got it. You got it. You got to do that shit. But you know, the crazy part is everybody probably knew what he had in bonuses. Like, boy, put your shit back up. Hey! Hey! Fuck that money, nigger.
Starting point is 00:26:33 No. There's what we do it, man. That's what we're doing, bro. Yeah. about no slaying shit, just get your money. Fuck that. Mm-mm. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Fuck that. A nigga. He ain't tripping though. Because this is the thing you got the fact in. He'd been, he'd have to work with white people. So anytime I see a nigga going crazy at a job, I already know it's too, it's so much shit I don't know. But I mean, it's the, we know, we know so much about the NFL. They want you to play hurt and how hurt you're supposed to play?
Starting point is 00:27:04 Anything could have set that nigga out. It could have just been the little team physician. physician old white man just walked back fucking pathetic that might have set that nigga on and coach might have just called him a boy or any goddamn thing get back out these boys acting like they can't play hurt who the fuck he's talking to right who a boy who a boy i'm a grown-ha man nigga that's what a b stand for a boy and you know ab from florida so i know he called him a puss-a-cropa he did he from your mother man that niggins football football picture no but where from florida where from
Starting point is 00:27:37 Yeah, I see that he looked crazy. I think down there, near Barr, Brown County, something like that. He's from the muck, the muck got all the players. Go to his player. Like everyone, like, man, put your shit, man, fuck that pussy-assad Crockin. So then he really had the lead. He had the league. Somebody going to be smart enough to put it in their contract.
Starting point is 00:27:53 It's going to be added in. They're going to be like, don't try to handle me like that. Oh. That's going to be one of the closet. I thought the closet. You can say pussy ass crap. Yeah. No, the clothes.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Don't talk to me crazy clothes. Don't talk to me crazy. Don't talk to be crazy clause, bro. As you can see, this is how the agent got to come in. You can see section 38, paragraph C. 95% of retired players said at least two to five coaches have talked to them crazy. So the clause is open and valid. It needs to be in place.
Starting point is 00:28:28 It's how your agent negotiates your contract now. You can put it whatever you want to in there. 85 agency. We've got an agent. If you want to fuck with us. Sports department. All we need to get in the dough is one dog-ass athlete. One dog-ass athlete.
Starting point is 00:28:44 We don't get a fuck. What'd you play? Yeah. Join Davis, if you watch 85 show number 99 for George. That motherfucker. That's what we need. We get him? We? We?
Starting point is 00:28:57 I'm moving too fast. You're gonna get in a head of yourself. What you're gonna do? You know he got business cards. What they say? Hey, the podcast, I'm sure. Shut the fuck up. Sports consultants.
Starting point is 00:29:12 It's an EP. It's a EP. I'm through with this, nigger, man. I'm gonna fuck with this guy. Back on subject. You might as well, but the sports department, though that ain't a bad idea. I got a sports agent for y'all, you feel? Oh, good bet.
Starting point is 00:29:26 A.B. said, well, he stayed with Todd Brady. Tud Brady kept trying to kiss him. Stop. Let's look. God. You know, man. God. Shut up, man.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Don't be puttie, bro. Don't be putting rumors out, man. Nah, that was on the onion. Stop, man. I follow this before. I ain't never seen that. You don't know. You can't believe everything you see on there.
Starting point is 00:29:48 You probably believe there's some hot moms in your neighborhood. I don't want to hook up. I don't want to hook up. You ain't believe anything, bro. Man. You ever clicked on that ad, though, just to see? Just to see? Nah.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Nah. Hell nah. That's how you get your passwords, though. Hey, they're trying to get you, though. It'd be like, it's 11 hot nilfs in your neighborhood, ready to suck some cock. I was like, damn, I didn't know how I know where I'm at. Let me... It's always an odd number.
Starting point is 00:30:23 That's how they get you. 13 white milfs, redheads, ready to lick some balls. Click here. I don't even like redhead, though. Why they tell you? Why they tell you? Because you'd be on there a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:38 They know what you like. They know what you like. Hey, man, these fucking click on one Asian link. These porn sites, get something to the hub is going to be number 80. That's why you got to clear your search browser to get some new feeds through. Oh, I got to clear my shit. You're a genius, man. You want to switch it up, clear your history out.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Then they'll be like, all right, niggas, you're going to bring you. He's only going to pull up the shit they think you like. Yeah. Man, you're a fucking genius. Yeah. That's why you want to see the same shit right there. I already don't watch this shit, you know. He don't want nobody to see his history
Starting point is 00:31:11 if he passed out of some shit. I'm a dick, okay? You're good way to look at this shit. Hi, my name is Bankshaw. Hey, man, I'm a dickens. Get real disrespectful. Big Buddha assistant principal. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Get fuck in New Jersey. I want me. My gentleman. Right. Now, that'd be even more rude than that. What? Big booty assistant principal gets fucked by a high school dropout. The fuck?
Starting point is 00:31:37 Security guard, call the bitch stealing, put that dick on it. What? Who was making up the title? They know your life. My stepmom couldn't wait for the family to leave to suck these balls. What? Part two. Brut.
Starting point is 00:31:51 These porn sites ain't got real weird, man. Yeah. You ever, like that ad pop up? Tide's jerking off? No, motherfuckerfuck. I don't know how to turn this shit up when I get turned. Why you ask me that? Get some real pussy.
Starting point is 00:32:04 No! See? They sell a real... They're selling a real pussy! Yeah, they're selling it. All you gotta do is prove you 21. That's why we need a black group of people to put out a nice-ass porn site.
Starting point is 00:32:20 We could use some new porn save. You could, though. I'm gonna say this, so like, let's say if you go to porn club, whenever you go to Ebony section, the quality of the videos don't be up to park. This is what I'm saying. I don't like the way, oh look, I don't like the way that black people are only called Ebony when it comes to point. When they come to point, that shit, though, besides, your magazine. You know what they don't call their own magazine?
Starting point is 00:32:44 Ebony magazine and whatever happened to Mahogany. Mahogany fell off bad in the motherfucker. You ain't described the motherfucker. Man, she cute, myhogany skin. You ain't, you ain't said this shit in your life. Hey, look, y'all got all the cameras and the lights. You want, we can't turn this shit into a point. into a porn site.
Starting point is 00:33:04 First of all, it's a different branch, though. That's one of the industries that's off limits to black men in America. You can't do too much and they're going to get you for sex traffic in the shit. It ain't going to be sex trafficking. I'm telling you, man. They'll find a way they're going to set us up to shut us down. They had some black porn people back in the day. It was only like 12.
Starting point is 00:33:24 That's why we all know the same porn star. It got to be the 85 miles show. I'm like a pilot. Come on, man. Halfway through the interview, they just come out and get the something to everybody dick, yeah, man. This usually live favorite boy, they're the show. Welcome back to the 85-mouse show.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Oh! Right. Y'all know how y'all throw the hands in when the nigg's watch it? You better just, that's the perfect motherfucker. If he haven't already, go ahead and download the 87. Man, this nigga bank is in. This nigga bank is in business. Man, you don't want to do no internet porn, man.
Starting point is 00:34:03 But you mean, you don't even gotta be the one that's doing the laying the dick down. You can literally be the doctor like, or the nurse, right? I'm good. Listen, listen, I don't want to be in it. But you gotta be in it though. You know, why would I be in the porno if I'm not talking?
Starting point is 00:34:17 You could. You could. I'm here. I'm a jerk. Let me get answered as he goes home. You don't. You don't got to be. Are you willing, are you willing to put on your platform on my show?
Starting point is 00:34:36 Are you willing to fuck on the platform door? You're gonna fuck on that dick, show him the hell. You're willing to fuck on the platform? Yeah! Okay, that's why you use a nigga like now. You're using me. No, I'm using myself. You come in, like, you come in, you're the nurse.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Like, all right, the doctor will be in in just a moment. Why? Then now come in, like, I heard you had stripped through. No, man, stop writing the point of the script. Put that fucking cup down, man. Whatever you drinking, got you thinking all for the same You know the pay porn sites on all the
Starting point is 00:35:03 free porn sites. I ain't know that I don't pay for porn though But all the pay was on the If you go to the free with the shit I just make it with my shit I just make it with my bitch is watching By the people that make the shit That's why the free shit
Starting point is 00:35:17 It's too freaky for me I can't imagine what the paid shit Got going on The people that just upload the shit Can you imagine that? All we've been watching It's a free shit the whole time We ain't seen none of the page shit.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Damn. They probably fucking a whole other way on that. What if it's just like, you know how only fans' bitches be trying to reel you in, but it'd be the same shit? Yeah, I don't think so. What if motherfuckers ain't even like having X-rated sex over there? They're really making love in his beautiful. And the nigga fan 20 dollars.
Starting point is 00:35:47 I don't know. I'm trying to see some drill music. You never know. You ain't bad. You don't know what the fuck they do. Like, what if they sneak the fucking on you? Like, it's a real, it's a good, it's a interesting,
Starting point is 00:35:57 it's a move. Shit, I forgot that he was gonna sneak the point on you. Well, that's what APO used to do, lo, P. That's the first came out, yeah. You're getting a good-ass thriller like you're sitting up with it. You're getting a good plot. Man, you're just watching a movie like you. You gotta have some top match actors in that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:36:16 That's probably what it is. I see if you did get there. This is how they make their money money. You're impressed by the stunt. She did. That old stuff. Kick Dizzell out of time. What?
Starting point is 00:36:32 Rated X. Not this hell, though. This shit where he just keep going back and fucking him. He just go back. When the niggins were time traveling this shit, just keep going that sturess. You ain't ever seen out of time? Uh-uh. Oh, man, see.
Starting point is 00:36:47 I see. Flight. He was fucking a bitch in flight. Nah, but you got to see out of time. He had two bad ones. For real? He always got a bad one. He had a bad one.
Starting point is 00:36:55 He had a bad one in Training Day. Training Day. Shit, he's been having bad ones all the way back to fucking Mighty Queen. He doesn't have been with everybody but his wife. Yeah, that's the same one. That's how you know he had to get some of that place
Starting point is 00:37:14 just a little bit. Oh, yeah. Man, you know they say niggas don't need podcasts no more. Every time it be four niggas on the podcast they'd be talking a bunch of crazy shit. What's your head? You ain't seen social media?
Starting point is 00:37:31 I've been leaving that niggas. Niggas been giving some ridiculous opinions online about just everything. Did you come in and say so? Yeah. Who y'all getting information from? It's certainly that you shouldn't just take advice for them, dog. Exactly. You got to follow me.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Now, I just see that shit floating around social media. Anytime you see foote niggas, somebody say some crazy shit. Damn. What's the reason already did that. The podcast game being crazy. getting crazy lately today who you're talking about though i don't know it was some niggas on there pissing all the women off again i know what you're talking about and then there was some more niggas pissing all the women off again there be all the dudes talking to uh they're talking to the
Starting point is 00:38:14 women or for the women about the women well they talking uh nah they say they talking for the men but they're just saying childish they're repeating some shit motherfuckers to hurt how do you go take alpha male advice from a nigger that's sassy. Classy, bullshit, ratchet. You can't talk to women the way women talk to women? I'll be watching some stuff. I'm like, bro, you can't. Hey, that should be the name of your show.
Starting point is 00:38:43 What? You can't talk to women the way women talk to women. And welcome back to you can't talk to women. The way women talk to women. You can't get sassy when she gets sad. Now y'all just too bad bitches. argue. What y'all gonna do? I'm saying the niggins put on line.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Do you're gonna clap back? No, you ain't see that. He said it's gonna clap back. That's what I'm saying. I heard the niggas say, period. Pooh. Pooh. Nah.
Starting point is 00:39:10 These niggas love to say what the girls say. Yeah, it's the, for me. Yeah, what? Not say that shit, man. Where your dad at? Hey, man, you think I'm bullshit and I was on fucking Instagram. And the nigg had made a video, talk about another nigga, and he put the little one.
Starting point is 00:39:26 and he put the little water gun shit up there. His homeboy in the comments said, it's the violence for me. No. You scared, bitch-ass. Man. Man, no. Man, niggas falling off bad in these streets, man.
Starting point is 00:39:42 How would you get niggas to not do that? Because, hey, man, it's just the wrong niggas being represented. I think they're looking for the clowns, man. I think they fight, they zeroing in on the 3%. Open the push up for the rest of us. I got less competition. And now I got this fucking bucket hat on. You fuck with it?
Starting point is 00:40:01 I don't know, it just make you look more of a creep. Oh, my. It's kind of like when you wear a belt with suspenders, you got on a hoodie and a bucket hat. He said a fish or you say a creep. But you do look like a DJ from the 80s. Trencher is three plus now. That's what I get for try to market my family and my shit.
Starting point is 00:40:25 What you mean? Man, don't support that shit that he's talking about. Support the apparel, but not the shit on. No, I didn't get that shit right now. He put that shit together, man. I don't understand the pants, man. I guess he was unprepared, but he ain't got nap pants on. No, I just want to offset him a little bit.
Starting point is 00:40:46 You know what I'm saying? Just experiment. Not nap green. So they can get all kinds of vibes when I throw this shit on. Do a commercial right quick, then. You're sitting with your old lady? You wonder why she ain't giving you them googly eyes?
Starting point is 00:41:04 Well, nigga, don't be surprised. Get your ass on 85Soft.com and get you a bucket hat, get you a coat, and you can go to the Nike outlet and grab some of these things. Hey, man, don't be some doing the Nike outlet. He good. Well, I thought you were going to hold with the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Nike ain't paid you shit. I like the rhyme, though. And you stop paying me, too. I don't cut you off. Once I seen you goddamn jumping out that coop, I was like, uh-uh, this is it, uh-uh, I'm cutting this thing out. It was the rhyme for me. When the nigger pulled up, miss. Man, let the fuck up!
Starting point is 00:41:34 That nitty said, you fuck with it, though? No, you got to knock off. No, see, that's how I'll be in, hey, bro, I'm trying to tell you. Hey. Nigger said, if she ain't getting to googly eyes, don't be surprised. Come shot with 85. My pants got thick thighs. I did not say that motherfucking shit.
Starting point is 00:41:51 I forgot what you said, but I just don't remember though. Yeah. nowhere near that shit. Oh, you said the one word we can't say because you're not sponsored by the... Nike? Yes. That when your song's supposed to drop out of that shit.
Starting point is 00:42:03 That's my fault, man. We're not going to play the song, though. I don't want to get canceled. No, fuck it. It's all right. You can't even just hit a little verse? I mean, they know what it is. It's Mr. Bankshot, man.
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Starting point is 00:45:08 What type of nigga asked you that? That nigga that one of those... Nick, do you know what we met? Yes. No. Damn, that was a... Yeah. They got to jump the song.
Starting point is 00:45:16 I see him when you get your mother. No, no, no, see you can't talk to women the way women talk to women. What about to you can't talk to women like to too many? Hey, Clay, he just turned for a bus, you didn't look like that way. So do you remember what you know? No, no, no. No, man, what the fucking he argued about? Damn.
Starting point is 00:45:37 I don't remember. I didn't even remember. Even if you did, I don't forget, me. You can't remember no more. I don't know. You forget. Damn. Man.
Starting point is 00:45:49 We just made it dating out. You ain't... I ain't never know yet. I'm gonna just hit myself with a light in this, you know. What are going on out? No word. No word. They got some good footage.
Starting point is 00:46:01 You're gonna see this shit for the next 20 years. Are they editing? Are they ever gonna see your shit for the next 20 years too? Nika, they got me on the commercial, man. No, it was just, all right. So, when I asked you, I was looking at it from my standpoint, not from a nigga, like. a nigga like, you know, just listen to the story, though, right?
Starting point is 00:46:20 Now, I'm gonna hit. You know, you know. Jeff Texas, too. All right, I'll do that. But no, that's gonna be even weird. Like, all right, all right. All right, all right, I know the show, what I was trying to say was,
Starting point is 00:46:35 what I meant was, like, no, it wasn't even like to do that. All right, Mr. Look, so, you know, I'm from Ohio. I moved down to Atlanta, 2016, right? So this was like the prime time when social media niggas and stand-up niggas was beefing it was a big beef in the they was not what's beef is when you you know but so it was a lot of niggas who just wasn't really fucking with niggas on social media who was like getting like recognition for quote-on-quote comedy because all these were mainly just internet talk and our motherfuckers might say some shit in
Starting point is 00:47:10 person but it would okay it was like no like when we link up nigga we're fighting type of shit right Yeah, I felt the tension. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was a lot of shit, though. So when I first moved to Atlanta, Ronnie Jordan was the first nigga to kind of, like, reach out of like, hey, I know a lot of niggas ain't fucking
Starting point is 00:47:25 with social media niggas, but I'm trying to just learn that game, you feel me? And in return, I'll let you know how to stand-up where I'll go. I'm all right best. So it was a show at motherfucking Claflin University.
Starting point is 00:47:38 It was Los, it was Chico, and it was Darren. That's a good-a-line-up. Niggas who do stand-up all the time and then it was a social media by the name of Mr. Bankshod, you know what I mean? So I go to that motherfucker, you know,
Starting point is 00:47:56 I'm feeling all right. This nigga Lowe's mad cool, say what up, just at the third. This nigga, like, he walking around like, yeah, like, you know what I mean? If you ain't on that stage, really put in that work, you know what I mean? You ain't gonna get no respect for real.
Starting point is 00:48:11 I'm like, oh shit, like, nigga. I was low-key, a little confident, but now, this nigga really ain't no, she go alpha. I'm an alpha, you know what I mean? So it was like, it was a little there. And then, uh, Darren was kind of like on some cool shit, too. These niggas went out there and just motherfucking killed, nigga. You were last? No, fuck, no.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Hell, motherfucking all. It was, Jay Deuce was hosting. I go out first type shit. Oh, okay, you know what I mean? That's how, you know, of course, supposed to be, nigga. Go out there. And then I watched these niggas. I'm like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Like, it's some work that need to be done because these niggas really out here Just, you know, get to it too. Not to cut you all, but you thought Lose was going to remember that story Like, y'all met each other Like, you said the whole story You were, you said you were mad cool
Starting point is 00:49:01 Like the interaction was so small So the whole time you was waiting So you know, damn well Lose ain't going to remember that shit But I ain't want to bring it to you. I'd rather say it to him say. I don't remember the first time I met you, though. I hope not. But I do remember the person I met Clayton, though.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Okay. Here we go. Do tell. Do tell. First time I met Clayton was actually at Loses Spine. Bad. This nigga Clayton pulled up. You don't be playing video games anymore, huh?
Starting point is 00:49:39 You don't be on the game shit no more. Yeah. Okay. I'm on a project right now on the game shit. Oh, some secretive shit. Yeah, I just play one at a time. Okay. I play that shit to completion and I'll just move on. That's all I got from your stuff.
Starting point is 00:49:56 I'm from the 80s. I still like to beat the shit. 2K probably. But that's where you got to, bro. That's where the twist shit comes in, bro. Niggas will watch you play the game and just watch you talk shit. Mm-hmm. Oh.
Starting point is 00:50:10 That go to play right there, man. I need to look into it, bro. You still actively. So you're trying to Twitter. Somebody sent my motherfucking Twitch up so we can get on there and just talk shit. So it's more about you, it ain't about the game. All about you. Yeah, they want to hear your coming.
Starting point is 00:50:22 But if you hit you cold on the game, I got to get somebody to set shit up with a game will be behind me and I could just be sitting there like, look at these bids. No, I just do this screen. That's too easy. Oh, you want to do some scarface. Yeah, I want my shit. I'm too hard. I can't just come on.
Starting point is 00:50:35 I want the screen. I can't read around. I want to wrap around, green screen behind me. Man, drop a hit me in this bitch. This bitch. What the fuck are you doing, bro? This wall right here got to make it look like it's out of space, nigga. It's supposed to be a studio.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Yeah, exactly. Why, you got a jet engine. 360. 360 cameras, niggins. Only motherfucker on there with it. Eight camera shot on Twitch. That nigga, that's a minute. He don't stop playing the game showing off his cars and shit.
Starting point is 00:50:59 You can literally do anything. What a nigga say? I ain't got what? Bring the Twitch to the garage. Hey, that's what I worry about. That's what I worry about. Bring a twist to the garage. Go back, go back.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Go back. We're the twist to the ground. Go back. What you want with that bit? No, that's funny though. No, but the game. You can do anything on that motherfucker. You be on the game?
Starting point is 00:51:21 Yeah. What's your playing? What's this? I'm on PC. So I built a piece like during the pandemic when shit was shut down. I built a PC from scratch. So you got weird-ass name? Big nerd-ass name.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Big nerd. How much you sell them for? Uh, shit, it depends. You sell a computer? I can build it and then sell it to you. Absolutely. How long it take? Uh, my, my first one that took about eight hours.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Nick, I won't be in the Metaverse by next Thursday, name. Yeah, I'll send you an invoice. I'm trying to get in the Metaverse too, man. Yeah, I send you an invoice. Next Thursday, I'm trying to be in that thing, daw. Yeah. I'm in that. I'm gonna be in that.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Well, I'm gonna be in that. My fucking drew a picture of a giraffe. With a hat on, 42 million. First of all, them shits, the NFTs, you're talking about? Them shits ain't even art. We got to stop calling them art. Them shit is like randomized, creative character. The rule blocks.
Starting point is 00:52:16 And everybody's shit looks the same, though. Just slightly different. But the shit you've got to do with them shit is you can attach real assets to the NFT. I'm just, man. So the NFTs can be tickets. The NFTs can be attached to an LLC, and you bought a crib with the LLC. So when you transfer the NFT, the person actually and you don't. He already up on game.
Starting point is 00:52:39 He doesn't say. And you know how to be a PC. What this nigga doing? Well, I was just to my boy, you ain't bringing shit to the network, man. Everybody on here on some elevation. You on this motherfucking bullshit. What you bring?
Starting point is 00:52:54 I bring you around all this intellectual property. I don't want that, bro. I'm happy where I'm mad. You don't understand that. And I think that's where we keep beeping that. You see more of me than I don't see and I don't want. I'm content.
Starting point is 00:53:08 This sound like. The updated version of a raisin in the sun, though. I don't want to go out the streets, Dad. I'm all I'm ever going to be. Listen, I don't have shit. I don't want shit. Fuck with the NFTs, man. No, I don't really.
Starting point is 00:53:27 You got something? You bought one. No, I ain't bought one, but I'm in the works of making my own type shit. I don't really like that monkey shit. No, that's, yeah. Why that's all monkeys? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:36 So many other animals, nigg. So many other animals. Some are many other. They don't have got to be animal, though. Who's going to be the motherfucker who trademarked the word nigger in the metaverse? Somebody going to own that shit. It's going to be an NFT. Damn, yeah, I guess so.
Starting point is 00:53:52 You see somebody that bought a black history NFTs. That's what we got to do. Martin Luther King got to be on that. Gotta be. Michael Licks. Ain't nobody do enough. See, we ain't in the sector. No, it ain't high.
Starting point is 00:54:04 To get a Martin Luther King, NFT cleared? They history. You're going to have to talk to a historical figure. They're historical figures. Oh. They don't get paid for being in the textbook. So what they're going to do? They're going to turn Martin to a monkey.
Starting point is 00:54:16 They don't get paid for being a painting. They're going to turn Martin to a monkey. You got to switch some shit around. No, no. They're going to have a monkey in the suit at the podium. No, it's going to be Martin. A picture, a statue of in him. He going to stand like that.
Starting point is 00:54:34 But not this. Hey, Coretta was a fine-ass female. female don't you start no bullshit man but we're not gonna put this shit on the internet bro and you what I'm not saying like I lust for her I'm saying like you know the first thing they're gonna say you like you what the first thing they go like you what what would you hit though forget forget don't need don't do it man I can't do it no I don't do it I'm getting on her flower was like she was a fine that like a a track But what else you want to give it besides flowers?
Starting point is 00:55:07 Well, leave it there. Leave it at that. But what else you want to get her besides flowers, though? That's it. That's it. That's it, long. I don't know what to tell you. Y'all, y'all was talking about Martin.
Starting point is 00:55:16 That made me think about Corretta. Y'all, me. Why can you focus on Martin, though? You're making the scene like I'm just thinking about Corea. You was, because you brought it up. And then nobody didn't ask you that. Ain't anybody saying nothing about Carrera though. So why not stick to Martin?
Starting point is 00:55:28 You veered off. Y'all don't turn them to a monkey. I'm not, I'm not going to turn them to a monkey. It's ain't nobody turn nobody into no damn money. You're just horny, bro. What? This shit is all over the place, man. I can't fucking do that.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Like, what do you think about Coretta? Like, hey, Greta was a fine-ass specimen. Like. You're making it worse. All right, man. Ever since he got the little outfit, man, he's been on some other shit. What did you got to say about Sojourner True?
Starting point is 00:55:58 Since we're just disrespect to people today. Sojournal, she will. She was cool. You don't know that. You don't know that. You don't know that. No, my. No, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:56:08 What if they in heaven looking down at us disappointed? Nah, they like this shit. You sure? They're watching the 85 Southwood, though. They probably like all the raw sex jokes. That'd be the shit that people really liked. They really liked it. They're surprised, because, you know, it went like that when they were walking around here.
Starting point is 00:56:25 They were like, those niggas. But it was, though. They had their own version of the same. Everything ain't nothing new. They had the wrist for that shit. They had that shit. social media though. No, they had to whisper one.
Starting point is 00:56:34 White people wasn't right. You was loud on this day side of town. Right. When they got, they're all the music. As soon as they get worried about that, that's why the niggas always talk from way what the fuck they had as soon as they see you. That's in our jeans.
Starting point is 00:56:48 You start, wherever you're standing and wherever you see somebody you know, you're going to talk to him from over there. They could be 60 yards away. What's up? Why? You can't tell the nigger he ain't loud enough to talk to his partner. you just lower the conversation once y'all get closer yeah then you look around
Starting point is 00:57:08 once y'all don't met like what is it they're chilling in their motherfucker yeah yeah I got you yeah okay
Starting point is 00:57:15 ain't it always strange when you see somebody that you know and they're way more excited to see you than you are to see them oh man yeah
Starting point is 00:57:27 yeah all the time it might be because you having a bad day though All the motherfucking time. All the time. What up? I'm just saying it don't even never really be the people that you know like that. It's just be a motherfucker that you know.
Starting point is 00:57:41 And then when they see you, they be weird. All right, fuck it me. All right. Yeah. Yeah. They gonna talk about the nigga right in his face and shit. Y'all don't mutually be excited to see you? No.
Starting point is 00:57:55 Yeah, I'm not, me. That nigga low down is fuck, man. I always put your legs on. Yeah, whatever. That's how you be with everybody, though. Nah, man, that nigger low down, man. Who would you be excited to see? No, I never said I was excited.
Starting point is 00:58:10 You don't change the word. What are you getting to do in that type of shit? I didn't even mean it like that, though. I didn't think you'd say my word right in front of me too. You didn't even mean it like that, bro. I didn't even mean it like that. You said, you don't really, you'd be like, what up, Lose? I said, who you'd be excited to see?
Starting point is 00:58:26 Like, what, if what up Lose is very mediocre? But I'm saying, what up, Loss is like, oh shit, that my nigga Loz. But he don't have that, that's my nigga now. I said, that's how you treated. Hey man, don't act like I don't fuck. Hey man, give him some advice right now. Give them, you got 30 seconds, man.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Just do your thing. Get who some advice? The people who watch, the 85% of the real 85% Just keep going, man. Here you go with the, there you go. That vague-ass bullshit. Yeah, black and tell the nigga anything, man. Just to keep going.
Starting point is 00:58:58 It's gonna be people who try to stop you, put, put, uh, like, you know... Give them one example of people trying to stop you. Oh. I thought it was hypothetical advice. You said it was in real life. Yeah. But I'm saying, like, sometimes people throw monkey wrenches at you.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Like, you're like, sometimes negative, negative statements, false narratives, assassinating your character. But sometimes you got to wiggle and wiggle, you know, around that type of shit. That's what snakes do. Yeah. Words are important. You got to be careful.
Starting point is 00:59:58 You got to be careful what you say. You got wiggle and squirt. your way around. You got claw and scratch your way to the top. You niggas win again, man. Damn. Like, but people don't understand this shit not scripted, but you niggins scripted.
Starting point is 01:00:15 No, you scripted me. You know, you scripted me. This is going to post a picture like me and him cool. That thing is going to lie on me. me you ain't talking to Lose. He said, we're going to leave that video show. No, I said, I saw the picture, I said, I'll never get. Hey, one thing said, Loz, this truth, he said, no. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Damn. Y'all going to work out differences out, though. We don't have no differences, nigg. The difference is, whatever. You think that's what's going to happen? gonna happen yeah absolutely who you gonna put on the remitts Mike I don't I don't got a lot of candidates volunteering to be on a remix you feel me okay but you know I'm open to anybody being on the remix you know I feel like you
Starting point is 01:01:14 might not be a you know what I mean no you ain't fucking I got a partner who can route though cool I don't rap but you call it then don't rap I don't understand how the nigga you're gonna try to plug me with a nigger that I already knew before him. You saw how I introduced you? No, I ain't no remix of that shit, man. That shit is just what it is. I lo-key just want to move past that, though.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I got a lot of DMs of motherfuckers that's sending me just hella. Do you have threats? No. Content, related to that. Oh, my name. I was like to kill the dick. Yeah, yeah, like A-sap.
Starting point is 01:01:57 Damn, man. Now, them niggum more different, bro. I thought them niggins. They fuck with it. I bet they do. That's their shit? They fuck with it, right? So, it's not a bad.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Or just, more than general? Yeah. The whole community. So you think they're round, round bumping that shit. I think. They're not. I mean, I did post some shit one time with the video behind it, and somebody was like, hey, I'm gay, but that is some very gay shit right there.
Starting point is 01:02:24 And I'm like, it is pretty, you know. It is pretty, you know. Respect. But I don't have no problem with the gay community. That's not the gist of the song. It's really just about niggas on the download. That's just what it is, you know. I got to say that because motherfuckers really think I got a problem with gay people.
Starting point is 01:02:39 They just be funny. Yeah, yeah. Shit, you're not even doing it. They're putting your song on shit. That's what I'm saying. You're just posting it. Like, I got it to where motherfuckers can't eat hot dogs. They can't eat bananas, popsicles, pickles.
Starting point is 01:02:53 Any time that shit happens, motherfucker. You got to eat it. like a man you got to cut that motherfucker eating with a steak knife yeah yeah do what you do oh you can't no you can't bite the pop zicker you bite a pop zicker ain't nothing wrong hey don't turn that motherfucker sideways no some women use their teeth you're clay let's turn that one yeah don't turn their I refuse if that's what y'all see hey no I'm just I'm just he turned that motherfucker
Starting point is 01:03:26 He did, though, late. Like, no. He said, you got to do a real niggins, dude. No, don't do that. You better be a mean, Blaine? Please don't. You got, hey, man. Hey, as opposed to jabby your...
Starting point is 01:03:40 No, you got to stop. You got, it's so many other fools, bro. As opposed to that? Bro, what, what ranking is hot dog on your list of foods that you want to consume? What the fuck now? I don't even like how that shit sell. No, I'm like to say. There's just so many other foods that you can eat until you be like, you know what, man?
Starting point is 01:03:59 I'm just going to eat a hot dog today. Like, you got salmon. You got a chicken. We got no choice. Yeah, but when you get older, you got a choice though. Would you eat it? So at barbecues, what you're supposed to do? I'm gonna get a hamburger and put some cheese on it.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Ain't no hamburgers. No hamburgers? All right, so what's the option is just hot dogs? Naked, it's a good ass barbecue. What they have? It ain't like hamburgers, hot dogs and chicken wings. And chicken wings. And kids couldn't get rills.
Starting point is 01:04:25 Rills. We just go fast. I'm gonna eat some potatoes. You just gonna eat some potatoes. You just gonna eat some potato cell? Yeah. Man. Y'all niggas is strange.
Starting point is 01:04:33 Because you worried about eating a hot duck, man. That's the crazy part. It ain't even, it's just eating a hot dog from the side. That's crazy. Eat that bitch, it's just a sandwich. Oh. Double-handed. It's a sandwich.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Man, you're a real freak, man. We want to put that turn with that dough. How do you eat a sandwich? How do you eat a sandwich? You eat your sandwiches one-handed? I don't know now. Oh my God. Why I eat my food so fast?
Starting point is 01:05:04 I ain't got time to go west hand on this hand. Like, bro, I'm just eat. That's why you got to eat like a fucking line away from these niggins. You could go over the- Take this shit to the side. I think that's say something about a motherfucker that look at you and see. But me, you know,
Starting point is 01:05:22 yeah. Yeah. As soon as I see that nigga put a phone, Hey, dog, what the fuck you're doing? Yeah. I do, I do respect that. You shouldn't be in pops and around, niggas. Oh, yeah, no, because you're not.
Starting point is 01:05:39 That ain't even no smack like, man. You want to pop to, no. That one never on there, mind you, I ain't never, like, recorded no shit and put it up, like motherfuckers just see this shit. They said to him, you know what I mean? So, you know.
Starting point is 01:05:51 So they said you, uh, I was in the Browns Bengals game and the motherfuckers was eating it. I ain't pulling my phone. I was recording on. So how he was eating it though? It could have been on the song. It could have definitely been on the song. That's what I would ask me.
Starting point is 01:06:04 No, it definitely could have been on the song, but I'm not about to play. He was at a football game. That hot dog with this goddamn love. That bullfinite. How much of he ate at one time? I'm saying. It's like, it's all luck. That shit was gone by half time.
Starting point is 01:06:21 You didn't big-ass ball game, hot dog. Ball game hot dog. It's extra hot dog hanging off the Tils. What was that? Yeah, yeah. That wasn't my life. Nah, man, I won't eat that shit. Just for that reason.
Starting point is 01:06:34 What if they reshaped hot dogs just because we complain? To like what? A pizza donut? Nick, there's so many goddamn shapes they could make a hot dog. A pizza-shaped hot dog would be funny as fuck, don't like. Because you got to have a piece of shape bun
Starting point is 01:06:49 to go over the motherfucker. I don't know. So, like, is it a snack of food that we can eat that women would be like, oh, damn. Nope. We just fucked up in that depot. Oysters? Nope, because they ain't you doing too much. Ourses look like.
Starting point is 01:07:09 What did you say? Slurper. Oh, yes. That's what I'm saying? But when you eat pussy, you don't be doing too much? Oysters get you right, though. I'm going to eat some oysters. Nah, I don't think they want to see you simulate eating a pussy.
Starting point is 01:07:20 I think they would just rather you eat a pussy. I feel like they'd rather see what you're gonna do before you get down there. Man, you can't be eating no oyster like you're gonna eat some, babe. Yeah, you gotta eat the oysters quick. You got to eat the oysters. You're sitting there licking around the bitch. Oh, you know, crazy. You gotta add that saltine crock in that hot and I can go ahead.
Starting point is 01:07:39 I never had more. This nigga on side of his face like he pricked. Hey, my mind. You know what? Yeah. What about a pitcher or plum? No, don't even try that shit. Just eat the pussy. Eat the pussy.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Y'all niggas trying to be too erotic. You try to... I'm switching it from y'all niggas talking about the hot dog eating contest. You brought that shit up. I didn't bring no hot dogs up. It's fucking you did. Man, I'm not. No, no.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Because I know damn where I didn't bring up a hot dog. He didn't bring up the different shapes of the hot dog. Oh, that's shit. I don't know, man. Just eat the shit. the pussy. You still try out here trying to convince the motherfuckers? Do what? I'm saying like who fucking needs to display that? I don't eat oysters.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Oh. I was just front to the little white chick clip where she had some oysters and shit? No the motherfucker uh who's a nigga on white chicks? Uh, buffballed. Oh man, this man. Don't talk about that. I'm talking about just that scene. I don't tell you about that. He's a weirdo. He's a weirdo. He's a No, awful that knick. Big weird old. Big weird old, man.
Starting point is 01:08:53 The biggest word off. That nigga stormed out of Hollywood party. Don't even bring it up, man. Don't bring it up. But how come niggas can demonstrate but like if a woman was demonstrating like, you know, eating a popsicle? That wouldn't like be like...
Starting point is 01:09:07 It ain't no male... See, it ain't no way you could do that shit. Yeah, that's all I was asking. Was it? Equivalence of a snack. We could show a bitch what's happening. Nope. not unless you got cash
Starting point is 01:09:19 fat-ass pastrami sandwich yeah no but you didn't get that's what they're hanging out of the panties he got a little flop jack all right y'all keep laughing you're gonna find the fucking freak what wrong with that
Starting point is 01:09:42 you can't go back after you have a freak I'm talking about some strange freaky shit just like that. She wanted to fuck with the food network on and shit. So, Lowe, give me like a scenario that you're saying. Like, he's just trying like it's something to happen. Not a scenario.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Give us something that you experienced. What you think I ain't ever had a freak before? Yeah, I know you got good stories why I asked. You think it got he hell of stories. That's why he laughs. That's like laughing. He don't know which one to come with. Which one am I going to pull out the catalog?
Starting point is 01:10:12 And my travels in my days. I've ran into many a good freak. From the freakiest freaks. You ever had to bitch give you a rusty trombone? I don't even know what that is. I mean like she used to be in the band and she head open out. No, I'm just what a shit. I don't know what a band.
Starting point is 01:10:42 I know what it is. I'm gonna go to a damn music store. That's a niggily. I know what the trombone is, but Rusty when I don't know. Hey, man. There's some freaky-ass women out here doing some freaky ass shit. Have you ever had to tell a bitch, hey, whoa, I ain't with, that's too freaky. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got mad. You too bad? The fuck are you doing? Ma'am? Damn.
Starting point is 01:11:07 Man. That's when you know she went too far. Yeah. You called a man? Miss Lady! Hey! Ease up! Whoa!
Starting point is 01:11:18 You went too low! We ain't, we didn't discuss none of this. I ran this as a freeze, but not nothing crazy. You know what I mean? Most of my bitch would be respectful. Mm-mm. I had some downright disrespectful freaks. That's what they like.
Starting point is 01:11:37 She's gonna bring home to Mama? No, you can take them. You can take them. home but it's just whenever they alone with you sex of lincolts super freak super freaks
Starting point is 01:11:49 Rick Giant What about you now minus all the cocaine shit You know ran into some You know ran into some Too much freaks Not too much Not nothing I couldn't handle
Starting point is 01:11:57 It's just hard to bounce back After you don't have a real freaking thing you had to go back in the real plain Jane Man man that shit whack I'm sorry That's the biggest disappointment
Starting point is 01:12:08 I just got upset I'm sorry That shit is very upsetting Yeah. Especially if she's your girl and then you step out and you experience a freaky shit and you try to come back and try to like give signals like that. She don't ask you where you got that from. If you were going to fuck with a freak exclusively for a while and then.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to go find another. It's hard to replace a freak. Oh, no, it's very hard. That becomes common sex, like this is our six life. Yeah. And now it's no more. And then the next motherfucker you meet.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Like, whoa, don't tick with me. You never know. You can't even explain what happened previously because it's just... Can you leave the light on? No, she'd have been through some other shit. Hey, god damn. Shit, I always get fucked up with it.
Starting point is 01:12:53 This nigga, bank, you're going to have to keep you on with you, boy. This nigga don't turn into a lifetime movie. He could have been some shit with like... And he don't love it. You don't know media training. All right, man. You don't slapping with your dick. See, that ain't even crazy, though.
Starting point is 01:13:13 You ever gave a bitch, I don't get a lot. Slapping the bitch with your dick is crazy. Yeah, that's where that shit is. Not a shit, that's what? I'm telling you, man, you have to have one of those motherfucking badges to do that. You know, the badge that go right here and you have to go, skit, and you had to go in the back to do that. You can't just show up and do that shit. Damn, no, you ask.
Starting point is 01:13:34 Then it'd be like, you ask. So I, I, I, I, I, you ask, what you was like? What, what I was saying? I'll be like, you know what, I feel like this is getting real personal. Hey man, don't ask him nothing else. Hey, look right, he fucked up. No, hey, so what I would say? Now, the key is to find you a lady who would slap herself with the thing without you even ask.
Starting point is 01:13:58 But they don't know that they want to do that until you do it to them. They're like, oh, that don't even hurt that day. Oh, then the next time it, oh, I still need media trainer. Uh-huh. Welcome to the 85 South Street. Stop laughing, that's what it sounds like. Yeah, just... Yeah, just...
Starting point is 01:14:16 The next time around, they know what that's what's up. I don't know why. They offer these classes over here, bro. You just need to sign up. I just need to sign up. Hey, man, you are... 85 South Show Institute. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show for this episode. Whole bunch of dick slaps. It's rated old. For old, some niggas. That's what we got on staff today. God, look, man. I thought we was just, you know. This is going to have a rating on it.
Starting point is 01:14:49 This is going to be the fucking. Oh, niggins, oh. Hey, that shit is a fan of it. Play that motherfucker with a bank shot on that bitch. No, I don't see some, you know what? I don't see some shit. Do not watch this shit at home. I always wonder, we're going to get our old nigger voice.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Y'all don't have. y'all y'all was talking about eating ass on this motherfucker that was that was yeah we we have yeah we have to put information now because a lot of black males watch this show oh yeah and we have to have a platform real niggins i think but you just get too descriptive damn oh god you're too vulgar okay you don't hey i know what it is he don't have tech he don't have tech it's the way to present it uncooled oh they say you uncool I'm on cooos. You get real rambunches.
Starting point is 01:15:40 I love to cooze. You're too rambunctious. Grand bunches. You're rambunctious. Okay. So I gotta tone it down for the 22. I'm not saying tone it down. Yeah, don't talk.
Starting point is 01:15:53 But you just come off a little preposterous at times. Proposterous. Any other big words we're doing out there. Oh, boisterous comes to my... You don't want your name to become synonymous with this bullshit. Oh. Fuck it, man. I'm just going to dabble in the Onlyfans lane. Yeah, but we're not trying to perpetuate any violence or anything.
Starting point is 01:16:14 I don't think it'll be any violence perpetuated. There you go, man. Almost in pepperoni. I know. There ain't no violent pepperoni. There ain't no pepperoni, violence. There's no violence. There's a bitch, man, this bitch.
Starting point is 01:16:28 Cool them motherfuck in the whole fucking piece of chuck. But I am coming out. Look, I am in the worst to start the Onlyfans page where it's like it's not me, but it'll be like some comedy around the way to produce some porn. But it ain't going to be pornography.
Starting point is 01:16:44 So you're going to be the director. Yes. It's a nasty shit. It might just be where bitch is showing their titties. You think they got to be so they need you to do it. I'm just going to be streaming
Starting point is 01:16:54 them titties. I ain't going to be streaming the tithes. He don't even care about coming in content. There was his way to say it way where he really wanted to do. He just wanted to find the way to be it on screen with some tits.
Starting point is 01:17:04 You just want to just want to do some tis. So, look, so do you. I can produce it for you. I got a platform. Hey, say less. Hey, what happened? It's just be you sitting there smiling and I get two ladies to come in with some big ass tithes and they're going to be hitting you with the tithers in slow motion.
Starting point is 01:17:19 That ain't the better I do, though. And then they're just going to be like getting facial reaction and slow motion. That ain't a bad I did. I'm just like you talking about. But she can slap you hard as she want to with it. Hmm. For a minute straight on both sides of her face. And you think we bullshit, it's going to be some ladies like, y'all can use my tits.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Like y'all can use my tits. Just don't show my face. Oh, perfect. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. He's gonna pick the biggest one. Hey, what about Percept? Who you had on the show?
Starting point is 01:17:46 No, she's a nice lady. She's a big nice, though. But if he didn't hit with one of them? No, they got to be somebody don't care. I mean, that's what I'm saying. I don't want to hurt the boy. No, not. No, no, shut up.
Starting point is 01:17:56 Nah, man. I'm talking about like some good civilian titties, man. Oh, okay. I wouldn't start to show our first episode. No, you got to work up here. big ass tities on them now we can't do the rest of the show yeah yeah yeah we got council season one right no you know we can even you know we can do a version where we blur the ariola out because you can have a titty out it's the ariola that you got to look like but we'll do the uncut version
Starting point is 01:18:21 too if you know what probably can say so you're gonna do so that's what the show you want to do it's gonna be just funny content no it's not there will be very few words it's just gonna be you sitting there looking just like that it's going to be two ladies you're going to be sitting in a chair they're going to come up you don't get to move you got to just sit there and they don't slap each other they just slap a yoke she get to slap this side with a teddy and she gets to slap them and they're trying to outdo each other so it's like a titty slap box but they just got to hit your face oh like a slap fest right like it's going to be slap fest right like it's going to be hell of passage here absolutely oh that's not a bad idea a slap fest yep both titty is
Starting point is 01:19:03 equals one hit. Mmm. And there's no, no word. Yeah, they take turns. It's three rounds. Solos, do you got the clock running? Do the clock running? You the referee.
Starting point is 01:19:14 Oh look. If you move, we get to stop the clock. Stop the clock. You get to go again. Or if there's blood, then they automatically win. Oh, no. You keep going through the blood? You got a ring person.
Starting point is 01:19:26 Oh, they're going to come up to the back in my shit. Oh, they're going to leave back. And then they're going to pick your back up there. Oh. That you right. And then that one I hit it back. Start the time back. Oh, see, that's it.
Starting point is 01:19:37 After three rounds, whatever side of your face is the most fucked up. So long do they get a build on, bro. Like, you get a little. You got to hold the bra. You have to go to the bro. Oh, that's funny. You're just connecting the front. That's what the little medallion is.
Starting point is 01:19:57 And you survive, you might win you one of these. Yeah. That's nice, man. I told you, I could pitch you a Tito show all day. I don't want to talk about it, boys. How do you get that? I got a comedy sketch idea we could do a titty running joke. It's Mr. Bean style.
Starting point is 01:20:14 It ain't a lot of words. It's silly music. It's you going to get food every day, but every time you open the box, it's a titty in there. A titty in the box when I go to get food. I like this. Okay. Is it all type of tities?
Starting point is 01:20:28 All types of titty. How a little titty going to come out the box? They messed your order up. Or it could be a tettigram box. Man, what? So I open the box and titty don't pop off. Hey, y'all messed up my order. No.
Starting point is 01:20:46 Okay. This is wrong. This niggas. It's in a little Amazon package. This is a little envelope. Yeah, it's a little umbelo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wrong address, buddy. Damn.
Starting point is 01:21:00 Damn. Stopping the Amazon. You're trying to make that shit like Benny Hill, where the nigg used to run after the women, and they'd be playing the music be playing. Oh, I got another one. That's what you try to do. We can all get in on this one. We're just going to voice over titties.
Starting point is 01:21:19 Like, is it like the life of titties? Uh-uh, we're going to have, like... We're going to have some clips of some titty tithies in action. Mm-hmm. Like some of the tithies. some sag and math teacher titties that be like right here and then somebody gonna have to be the voice of them. I like titty talking. So when people talking each other, it's the tities talking.
Starting point is 01:21:40 It's all tiths. But they, what do you call it, panama. Panamina. Panamana. Yeah, they're doing that, but we're talking for the titties. So if it's a teacher with low titties, it might be like a college student with tities and the tities is just... The teacher with low titty is probably got a low dragon voice. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:57 I like how y'all getting created. This is a long... They got eyes like cars. I'm so tired. What a Disney did an animated movie called Titties. Wouldn't that be beautiful? Lowe's bro. You got the black hole.
Starting point is 01:22:11 No. What could go on the app? This is not you. It's the first cartoon series. Not Disney. No, you're right. He worked over there. Nickelode.
Starting point is 01:22:20 Do an animated version. Tidalodeon. The wild titty berries. I like that. We could do our own black version of Rugrats, called it Hood Rats. But it be focused on Titties. Hood Rat Titters, that got to be the best voice, though. We got to do it in the updated version of Bebe's kids.
Starting point is 01:22:48 We got to hear Bebe's side of the story. He'll be a little loud. Where the hell is Bebe? And then Bebe show up, and she was actually at work. She was her last time doing the ghetto shit and then like Baby get her income tax. It kind of picked up where baby boy left off. So wait a minute, so wait a minute. This is like right after the events of Bebe's kids.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Right. I'm just saying it's from Bebe's point of view this time. Oh, it's the same movie. Right. But where was Bebe? Bebe was working at the holiday end. Everybody called out. It was New Year's Eve. That's what they're going to say. We get to find out all the little details
Starting point is 01:23:28 that got left out. Bebe actually left her kids with a sister and her sister called Jamaica. Bebe went on an adventure her damn self. Did she get caught in travel? No. No, Bebe ain't got no car. She rode to work with a girl named Cheryl.
Starting point is 01:23:46 Bebe was trying to get back home the whole time. Right. But that was the same weekend as the O.J. High Speed Chase, so the shit was shut down. The point New Year. So we got to change the date. No, it's animated. We can do whatever we want to do it.
Starting point is 01:24:02 It's the same. It's called piling. You can put it all together. So we're not talking about titty on them. We're working our way to them. You can't be. You can't be. That's a whole other show.
Starting point is 01:24:13 It come on at 3 o'clock in the morning. So we're not talking about titty's on? We're not talking about it. It's going to be like the stock market show where the dude is just standing there. There's enough tithies on TV. I would just like. I was just, I thought we were, you know what I mean? I thought we still talking about doing.
Starting point is 01:24:29 In the bag, the bar prices going up and down. Right. But we don't want to be objectifying. We got to all be working with ladies who want their tities to be seen in a bigger life. Yeah, a lot of women want their titty seen without their faces shown. Right. What about the women with the big asses? They're going to want to do something too.
Starting point is 01:24:49 We're not talking about the asses, though. But I know, but they're going to, you know that's going to be the other men. You said it like the asses did something to you. What's wrong with you? I'm not talking about the asses. I ain't saying that, you know, I just prefer tities, you know, that's just my... You gotta have some tits, man. You gotta have some titty.
Starting point is 01:25:02 Man, we like, I like... You prefer women. So if you, okay, but if your woman either had to have big tities or a big ass, which one you want? I have... Sometimes they get both. See, you can get lucky, you can get lucky and get them. We're talking about that's your only eye. But sometimes the big titties won't look right on everybody.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Mm-hmm. I think, I think God had the shit laid out right. He laid this shit out just how he wanted. Okay, so if you can build a woman... Or whatever she is that you make you... If you can build a woman. Like it was like credit play on 2K. And you can only get one of the other because you only got so many...
Starting point is 01:25:34 I wouldn't want to build a woman like on 2K because they ain't going to give you everything you need to finish. Yeah. You can get your BCs up. Yeah, you can get your VCs up. She's going to look at how you walk and she ain't able to move fad. You don't build the coldest motherfucker ever, but the bitch can't hear. You ran out of shit before you got to the air.
Starting point is 01:25:54 You didn't make the tennis this big ass this big. Big bitch can't hear nothing. Can't hear shit. Damn. Damn. Check one. You were walking on the point about she don't listen. No feet.
Starting point is 01:26:08 I think that's the best part about it does, like, they all be different. See? You heard them? That's the best part about the one. They all be different. They all be different, yeah. But if you could build, this is more so for Clayton. What?
Starting point is 01:26:22 You want to build a chick? If you had to build a chick and you only had one option, only have one option. If I had to build a chase, she would be bad as hell, first of all, it can only be. I'm using the best resources. It can only be big tities or big ass. I'm using everything. You didn't got everything else laid out, but you only got enough points left to have big tities.
Starting point is 01:26:39 You ain't going to get Clayton, man. He's not been media trained for years. Everybody can be, everybody can be. If I had to build. You're going to put the carpet fiber tetties on that? I'm making a soul, first of all, I'm a barred from other areas. You can. Yes, you can.
Starting point is 01:26:55 You have to. If I'm building it, why don't I have the materials? That's what the game should are. So what you're saying is, I'm building there. I have a limited amount of materials to make this. So I really shouldn't be making a woman until I have all the materials. Exactly. And fellas, let that go for you too. Because remember, this nigga, you can't talk to women in the right.
Starting point is 01:27:12 You can't talk to women? Told you, he's cold. Hey, man. Let me ask you, let me ask you. When you got into the pussy part, would you put the flat pussy on it or just the flat? See, so like... No, just... You don't use so much on the tini's!
Starting point is 01:27:28 I'm just saying, you got limited material. You're only down the two choices. Do you put the pussy flaps off? It's like a spoiler. Do you put that on now? Yeah, you go... Oh, you know, hero dynamic? Oh, you want it that looks sweet.
Starting point is 01:27:40 Oh, you want the hard time. Oh, you're going to put the spoil on it. See, so because she a woman, because she a woman, I'm not even going to be worried about that. I'm going to put the points to her mind. Not the nigger who's been in the red. Is that working to meet the world? The man part already is locked.
Starting point is 01:27:55 It's locked. You can't even fuck with that part. I don't know. You didn't did all this shit. You didn't make these big stupid-ass titties. What's the little... I'm talking about the best titty's in the world. The best titty is in the world.
Starting point is 01:28:06 The best titty is in the world. He didn't say the pussy any shit. He said, do it got the flaps or the unflap? You're going to get the spoiler of the heart. He got the big titty. The flaps ain't going to make the bush. He ain't going to pull the nipple. He ain't going to pull the nipple.
Starting point is 01:28:23 I got to go for one, at least one nipple. I got at least for one nipple at least. I got at least for one. The other teeth say, E&A, without a baby. It's got a lot for it. It's got a little lock on your life on too. Ah! You got to unlock it.
Starting point is 01:28:42 You got to unlock it. Play three more games. Damn, Clint, I can do that to you. You know what else. I'm sorry. That's how the niggas do that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:28:57 Hey man, we can do a, I got a sketch idea. A nigger boy. There you go. A nigger go out drinking right with his button. Then he had to come home and wake his wife up. They gotta go get his dick out of jet. That's a good idea, but you have to explain why that niggins a jail in the first place, though. Niggins dick, got into it.
Starting point is 01:29:32 Niggins got jumped. It took everybody in the jail. Hey, I swear to God, my dick, I ask you this. Because it can't do peppers, breathe. Nogger, that shit has break the fucking internet. You got to wake your girl up because you ain't got enough. credentials to get your dig out in jail. She got to go put the house up.
Starting point is 01:29:56 She got to put the house up. Man, there's a motherfucker. She's driving with that house coat up. Oh. The niggins sitting in the car. I'm so sick of this shit. I told you last time was the last time. Bro, that's funny.
Starting point is 01:30:10 It's fun. You got to find somewhere for him to go. What did you? They didn't get in the calls. Sumber and shit. My bad, y'all. You know how I get. You know how I get.
Starting point is 01:30:22 I just shut the fuck up. Who do you mean you're transferring my dick? They just sent this nigga dick somewhere else. That thing had a holy call, county. You're the girl, man. She mad her now. So where is you there? Because you stay?
Starting point is 01:30:41 Oh, that shit would go crazy. That's funny. She on the phone told me big shit. Yeah. And the nigga don't know where it's dick. I'm gonna see if he actually figured out. I ain't even gonna tell him that the people that told me exactly where his dick,
Starting point is 01:30:58 and I want to see if he knows. He already looking stupid. Oh, yeah. Look at sad. You know your girl talking about you. Man, look at you. Man, what? In the fucked up part, it ain't even in jail.
Starting point is 01:31:13 They let your dick out on his own recondent. You go home your dick in the bed, sleep like he'd been there the whole time. I ran out of the back, though, you know, I told you, I ain't going back. I tried to call you up my phone. Oh, man, I ain't, I ain't pitching no more ideas to y'all, man. That shit too stupid. We got some of it.
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Starting point is 01:34:13 But what did you got? I ain't pitching nothing else, man. Ridiculous. Because he did it again, he got locked up again, that was the re-come in. You in your bag today, keep the hat on. Yeah. Yeah, that's my hat. Ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:34:33 Clayton, you need a nigga to help with that white shit. I know you plug there. No, my. No, I be neat, I be neat, I be need. Okay, we got, I think we got a hit right here. We got to follow it up. Alright. Okay, so in the next episode, this is a serious episode.
Starting point is 01:34:49 this was serious yeah yeah ridiculous because it's got to go both ways like oh no no so the next episode his girl then got drunk and left her pussy somewhere she don't even know where it is hmm but this the thing so they go looking for it's two pusses in the back seat because he picked them but she can't remember which one hers do he taste them to see he got to do something to him to see he got to do something to see he got to taste both of them he can't taste
Starting point is 01:35:32 him because he got COVID no come on see man what he can't taste the pussy because he got COVID he ain't gonna know what he got to get up in him so he gonna fuck with COVID niggins with you all right
Starting point is 01:35:49 All right. You're only supposed to fuck who got it though. That's what they're doing now. Like if they like somebody, they're going up, they're coughing in each other mouth. Stop playing, man. Y'all gonna get the video flag. You can't even say that word. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:36:05 I'm saying what people do it. Not what should be done or condone, but, hey, that's how people is getting into relationship. This the new norm. What? The way that the world is now. Oh. used to it. I'm used to it, man, trick. You used
Starting point is 01:36:23 to it? How many times you didn't have had it? What was you talking about? No, I'm not used to. I'm used to the world being like this. I'm going to keep it, I'm going to keep it all the way 100. Like, I don't have more funds and COVID started than I did before. That's your fault.
Starting point is 01:36:40 Yeah, but I went getting free unemployment money and the PPP shit, all that shit. See, you're going to get just exposed. You're talking too much. I don't give a damn at this point. You didn't get to I don't enjoy life. So if they come give me now, it's well working. It's well working.
Starting point is 01:36:56 It's well working. It's a war. Look at that. Niggas ain't doing this during COVID era. That's why we're awards at during the COVID season. That's actually a good point, though. Yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:37:10 You ain't get put too moving to his cold. Wow, man. Damn. This shit is really going to your head. Before the COVID, but he didn't come out to COVID. Oh, to COVID. Shit really go in his head, man. He deserve it, though.
Starting point is 01:37:23 No, he don't. You don't know the type of shit this nigga be on, man. You're outside of looking in. Yeah, that's facts, though. Yeah, keep believing he's your partner, too. Oh, don't turn other niggins again. I'm saying, it's cool for you to have your opinion. Don't do that. I would never try to tell him my fuck of you one shit.
Starting point is 01:37:41 I would never tell nobody about how I know that man. Never gave me no reason for that man. Yeah, your turn coming. They smile in your face All the time They take your place Clay, how lay I was dead you wrong well As long as you know.
Starting point is 01:37:55 No, you know Clayton the swing on you. You can't stop the rain When it starts to fall When it starts No, I'm not on the fuck No, you're good man You're good, man. You good. I don't watch you come up you like you like the uh let you tell it he was always on he do say that loz i don't give you credit
Starting point is 01:38:23 any time a nigga havin'n't hell no i said niggins he didn't want to take me in the road but loggle the first niggins get my opportunity now i see why now i see why why didn't somebody want to get that far away from home and then you cross him up like that Damn, boy, you hell. This is real slapstick comedy. It's like this sketch with the motherfucker be trying to get the goddamn, get the keys out of the car,
Starting point is 01:38:58 and they can't, you know, like with the hangar. Oh, and the person inside. Yeah, but the door unlocked, so the niggins just have to get them, open the door, grab some other shit, and close the back then and try to do you shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:10 Classic comedy. Classic. I've seen that remade on the gram a few times. gram a few times yeah real nigger shit real nigga shit man there'd be a lot of stealing content going on man oh man speaking of which we were talking about the porno shit earlier I was watching some porn and they was watching whiling out in the background and I heard me talking I was like I got to turn this off because these holes know me
Starting point is 01:39:44 Hey, the funny thing is, I see that same porno, though. I said, that's my nigga Lowe's in the background. There's a lot of porn online, they're watching 85 South show in the background. All type of shit. Hey, man. It's dope, but it ain't dope. It's dope. Trying to get in the mood and you hear your niggas, you're like, yo.
Starting point is 01:40:02 It worked for them? But not for me. Don't watch us, man. So that lead, that's crazy. We, people used to like put on the R&B. I mean, I'm sorry. 757 right now. Let it ride.
Starting point is 01:40:16 I fucked to a few of these episodes. Because you get the females laughing, they're ready to fuck. No, that's facts. And when you get ready to fuck, you're not thinking about what's on your TV. You're just more so focused on recording. Yeah, I would never put music on. I had three moves. I either put loving basketball, the wood, or life.
Starting point is 01:40:33 You guaranteed to laugh. The wood. I'm laughing like I ain't never seen this shit. That's crazy. You know, that's crazy. So you had to be left your way as a boy. I'm like, I'm going to it. Who ain't, though?
Starting point is 01:40:50 That's how, that's how I go. If they laugh, she's gone. In high school, the best time, because, you know, most of the football player, they got pregnant. They can't keep up with their girls. So you better snake.
Starting point is 01:41:05 Bro, I'm saying, like, not on that. I wonder I'm in there, your partner. You're gonna backdow. Damn. You know that nigga got another bit. Dirty Macon. Dirty Mackey. That was like that, Lose.
Starting point is 01:41:21 You were shouting some of them out when Georgia won the championship. I've seen that on your Instagram. Oh, no. I don't have about Georgia winning, though, bro. We needed that. Man, you're a Cowboys fan. Yeah, but for college,
Starting point is 01:41:33 for college, I like Georgia and Florida State. Br, how? What the fuck? Don't say shit. I was just saying, a nigga been talking about porn and all you want to do in the porn, titty slapping content, I never judge nobody. I say I like two teams, now, nigger look at me like I'm a murderer.
Starting point is 01:41:52 Right, you like Dallas and the NFL, you like Florida State and college. They're ain't even the same stage, bro. Damn, that's... I like Florida. Who like NBA wise? He liked what he liked? I like.
Starting point is 01:42:02 I like LeBron. How are you gonna judge him, though? Whatever team LeBron go to, though, with my team. Okay. You LeBron, just follow him. Yeah. Okay. So who you like for Florida State?
Starting point is 01:42:12 It's like an assistant that's been there for a world? Bobby Bowley. Now, real talk, y'all probably don't remember. I like the Peter Ward. You remember him? Peter Ward. See? You went in any hip on that, nigga.
Starting point is 01:42:24 He was a receiver or something shit? Yeah, that nigga was a cold motherfucker, boy. But, yeah, yeah, I think he went to one of y'all teams in the NFL. Who would on y'all? What's your man? Cincinnati. He might have went to the Bing. He already had around, man.
Starting point is 01:42:38 Now, Charlie Ward was a cold-ass dude. too, they cheated him. He should have went to the NFL. Yeah, he should have went to an NFL. He could hoop a little bit. Man, I'm on those sports I gamble, though, man. Oh, that's what you, okay. So you want some money yesterday? Bingo.
Starting point is 01:42:53 Hey. That's why you're looking like that. Yeah, took George in the under. Yeah. Hit that lick. Yeah. But it kind of like I broke even because of the SEC championship, they walked my head. So, I broke it even. Damn.
Starting point is 01:43:08 Well, you gotta gamble with that hat now. Oh yeah. You can't lose with that hat on. Yeah. I can just see me now. When we start the little, you know, the little porn shit, they're gonna know me by the hat. So you're gonna be in the flicks, though. Hell ya, nigger, what do you think I'm holding a camera?
Starting point is 01:43:27 Y'all really trying to get into that part of the internet. Absolutely. Lowe, you've been telling me we need content on the hell. Funny, funny shit with a little bit of porn. You gotta call it, come a comedy. I'm in I'm so C-U-M-E-D-Y
Starting point is 01:43:44 comedy Come on man That's what it took That's all it did That's why I started talking about The first place I just wanted to announce the name But y'all was shutting it down so quick
Starting point is 01:43:54 I said damn Nah man keep talking Yeah you know so comedy I didn't know you had a whole presentation Oh absolutely Ready to present Clayton ain't fucking I get it though
Starting point is 01:44:03 No no no I have some ideas But this thing will be I won't devoled. And niggins' faces ain't got to be any. I'm thinking we borrow some tactics from some different ways of shooting, you know. We can get real creative with this thing. We get real creative with it.
Starting point is 01:44:20 Come on, man. Yeah. Do we remake classic comedy shows? Oh, now you get... Parities? Yeah. Is that what you want to dabble into? I got to tell you all ready for something.
Starting point is 01:44:32 Give me something. Deep jokes. Ah! Ha! Yeah, you know what jokes are supposed to be, you know what jokes are supposed to be, you know, right? Yeah, Debbie does the Dallas Improv. Debbie does the detail movie. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:44:59 He doesn't start this engine, why you can't stop. You can't stop now. This weekend, and Columbus funny. The Columbus funny boner. Funny boner. Oh, let's go. Let's go. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:45:13 The Columbus funny boner. Come on, man. Man, we could take this shit places. The only different thing comedy and comedy is you. Wow. One over your head. This man is a fucking genius, man. You're fucking genius.
Starting point is 01:45:33 He even spelled it out. You got it. Yeah. We got you, man. Jay Owen, you hit his shit. Man, this shit is... He's gonna be the best one. He always got the shades on day.
Starting point is 01:45:43 He ain't gonna know what the fuck, you know what I'm? I thought you wanted him to do the music. He can do both. All he got to do is play and they walk in. You didn't even ask that nigga if he wanted two jobs. He didn't say he didn't want to, though. If he says sound amazing, that means he want to partake. Yeah, man, you're full of shit.
Starting point is 01:45:58 Get building his credits up. Yeah. He was a part of audio and he was an actor. How does 2020 been treating, yo? She got quieting the motherfucker. I think, I don't mind, I feel like we're holding our breath. We're trying to see what it's gonna be and I think we just gotta, you know, hit it. You gotta attack it.
Starting point is 01:46:19 You know what I'm saying? Like, and we wait, we don't twist it, pull it, pull it, bop it. Then you gotta skip it, then you gotta do all that shit, but now. To each two is cool though. Yeah, so far. So good. Yeah, it's 11th day in. Today my grandma's birthday, 84 years old.
Starting point is 01:46:39 Happy birthday, G-Ha! Yeah, oh. Yeah, man. That's a blessing right there. Man, that's a, that's a blessing. Man, I hope I get lived to be 84 years old. So on my 84th birthday, I don't get a fuck where I'm in life, I can just... I mean, like, what you want for your birthday?
Starting point is 01:46:56 I want some pussy! Oh, it's folded! Oh, it's folded. But, Granddad, you can't walk! I give him. I still I'm gonna do with you bring it on me
Starting point is 01:47:12 I'll show you But what if your wife still living Like you She's gonna get it I'm 84 We're gonna be at the point When we can say
Starting point is 01:47:23 All type of fucked up shit And not that shit Your Mama got Daddy don't say that It's true That is true She's gonna be talking shit right back
Starting point is 01:47:34 I ain't got no push over it Well, you know what she's going to do? She's going to divorce you at that point? No, no. And that age is staying separate runs anyway. Oh, yeah, facts. I'm so sick of sleeping in here with your stanking hand.
Starting point is 01:47:50 Yeah, that's what you told me? What age do the parents, they still stay together, but they stay in separate rooms? Like, what? I don't know. 603, 64. I think younger than that. It just depends.
Starting point is 01:48:01 After the kids don't love the house, they got all. No, that's the way now. A lot of married people got their own business. bed rooms too. That's how I want to be. Like they got they bed that they sleep in. He don't know. You and your wife sleep with like Bert Nurt. No, they're taking no room. Good morning, honey. Get your dumb ass out of here. You wake up your wife and her bed downstairs. Good morning, sweetheart. She's got a race car bed.
Starting point is 01:48:25 Might be the treat me goddamn staying together. Yeah, you get your old place with space. You got to get space. What if she's sneaking coming? She's sneaking coming. You always got to think of the worst case scenario Nigger, nigga guard in her room Lame man, nigga take your head to bed You might not even give a fuck I heard the garage open up That's the worst shit to be in though right there
Starting point is 01:48:52 You downstairs with the business She's like my husband's upstairs sleep You're about to get a divorce but you got to live in the basement for a little bit So you can find out You're gonna tell me this niggas Here? That I could run in in the kitchen, you and your drawers drinking orange juice.
Starting point is 01:49:08 Oh, what, hey, how you doing? I'll be out of you out of y'all weighing just a moment, just a moment. Just a moment. You get these chips and grab the rest of these juice. I had a little rent money for your, hey. You mean going to do it now? How are you going to go? Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:49:27 All right. All right. Rent money. You don't want to be that roommate-ass, nigg. Yeah. Oh. They're not the same one from last night, is. I forget your hating-ass song.
Starting point is 01:49:38 Damn, another date. Wow. You taking this single, man. How you doing? You're taking this single thing, right? How you doing, young man? All right. They get young and younger.
Starting point is 01:49:52 Boy, I tell you, where y'all going tonight? I'm going to text me my order. Bring me something. You're making up a long time, ain't there. Tell you, I think y'all'll be back. Me, uh, I tell ya. All right, I probably want to be here when y'all get back, you know. Hey, just leave it in the refrigerator I get.
Starting point is 01:50:07 I'll get in the moment. Man. Eating the shit, I'm going to start having me some company. Niggins can get, the niggas can get no company. So we have a company. Let's get on the damn phone. You might not know who you phone. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:50:25 Okay, wow. Bitch, I am not one of them. Okay. You get on your phone and all your bitch is busy, though. Copy me, huh? Yeah, I got the house to myself. Oh, are you got back with your baby dad? Well, all right.
Starting point is 01:50:42 The morning, we're all right. All right. All right. All right. We'll talk with you later on. We'll talk with you. Take care of. Amen.
Starting point is 01:50:56 Hey. We need it. Do it. Me and be getting the short end of the stairs. The short end of the stick in that long-term shit. Biggin. Fucking facts. That's some real shit.
Starting point is 01:51:09 Some real shit. That's been crazy, though, man. Women get mad and they don't give you no pussy. Now you don't have no pussy at all. In the world. In the world. In the world. This is the X-rated episode.
Starting point is 01:51:26 It's his fault. That ain't, though. We got high, and then we started talking about man's shit. You guys said this or what? X-R-R-R-E episode. Yeah, this is about as vulgar as we're gonna be. Yeah. And then we got another X-rated series from what y'all, you know.
Starting point is 01:51:41 You got about three of them. That's the segue though. That might be our bag, though. Just being some point on music producers. But we see it. I just want to produce the point on music. You want to make, you want to, like, rap on it, huh? I just want to make the music, bring that shit back.
Starting point is 01:51:56 You want to do the musical score? Yeah. Yeah. We gotta, like, have it, like, have it, like, almost. have it like almost like it's got to be a front figurehead and like we're gonna put you got a different name it's gonna be drill music um yeah yeah and have a white lady that's like in charge and then you can't go wrong because you can't go wrong damn but i mean there's some motherfuckers out there that be you know i mean with the white lady like she the mask out like it's
Starting point is 01:52:25 her thing yeah we might have to make us some content or something that's what the world is I already told you all the name of it. You gotta just put it out there. We're gonna do some NFTs, not free tits. Not free tities. TFTs. TFTs. What the TFT?
Starting point is 01:52:40 Titty fungible transfer. Ooh. Titty fungible transfer. TIFT. But tities for taste. There's so many TFTY way. That's the cooking shell. That's the good...
Starting point is 01:52:53 Titties for taste. Titties for taste. Women cooking with their titty's a shelf. She got tities out. out oh my god oh does she walk in with the gar the garnishments on my tities that's too much you take a shit too far you take them too fast you don't actually eat the food yeah on the titty no that's how you know she finished with it she's gonna dip her titty in every plate and voila mm-hmm that's what somebody like you come through and taste is like
Starting point is 01:53:19 ooh that's a good titty for taste yeah TFT and then you out of there that's easy yeah you got an international version Oh, making traditional food for whatever friends. I'm sure friends got a restaurant where they're probably making bread with tetties or something. Y'all ever suck white titties? Say what? Like, suck white titties. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:44 They don't hit the same like black tithes. Not to me. You wouldn't do it right. Oh. Tidies, a titties and titties. That's not, no, lois. That ain't true, man. That ain't true, man. That ain't true.
Starting point is 01:53:54 That ain't true. You know, it's actually, you've been playing basketball. You were messing with somebody that was busted. Based on your, like, nutrition that you were taking out. So I got to give another white girl to change. You only serve one? Yeah, after that, I'll never suck another white titty again. It might have not been one one little.
Starting point is 01:54:12 You only did one titty? Hmm? Yeah. Or one of the tithes? Don't know about to suck one titty, bro. He's lying. I went on the guy to it. No, you're lying, bro.
Starting point is 01:54:20 She was dusty. Nah, she wasn't dusted. She was like she was a cool white girl. Tidty tastes like cigarettes. Now, it had like a... Metal taste. A kicker to it. No, see you, them were some low budget ones.
Starting point is 01:54:33 Yeah. It was like a mayonnaise taste. Oh, no. Oh, nah. There you go. Like, bro, you never just ain't plain mayonnaise. No, I don't think, I don't know, you really... Maybe in, like, if you suck in like a mustard girl, Titty.
Starting point is 01:54:46 She brought her mustard. We were just leaving a little, um... It was like a Smith's old bar type of vibe. Oh, you took her out. I was musty. No, I was musty. I went musty. Niggas.
Starting point is 01:54:59 I would dance. Both y'all tithes was musky. Y'all would not. Y'all would not. But she didn't, she didn't something like, yeah, niggas have, niggas have, moustic. You know, man. Y'all was at a dive bar, low key.
Starting point is 01:55:15 Like, your bar is like, you know what I'm saying? She was drinking, Bill. I was just kicking it. Kicking. You know, also proof of fact, the taste of Ariel is the taste of Ariel is based on your nutrition as you take in. Mm, okay.
Starting point is 01:55:27 So that could do it. You might be right. I've had a sweet titty before. She probably like, eat like pineapples and like, you know what I mean? It tastes like Nestle Quick. She tastes like chocolate. That's delicious. That's delicious.
Starting point is 01:55:42 What was our rice? She was black but with red hair. Oh, okay. A Native American titty. That's a delicious titty. That is. You didn't like it? You didn't like it?
Starting point is 01:55:56 I like it. I like strawberry quick. What you say? You say, hmm. Interesting. I'm trying to remember the little slogan and the little random thing. I know what he said.
Starting point is 01:56:09 Matt. Go, go gadget, neck. He said that. Well, I didn't say that. Well, I remember when Park Talks first came up. I don't know what they got shit to do with that, but I'm just saying. You don't know what a problem.
Starting point is 01:56:27 How old are you? It came out in 95? What about? Pop-Tarts came out in 1995? No, they did not. They did? Pop-Tars is a... You had...
Starting point is 01:56:36 No, Pop-Tars came out way before in 95, bro. You can't get you. That's when it came in my house. No, exactly. That's what I'm saying. You can't get shit confusing with you first. No, we had pop-tarts way before 1995. What Pop-Tarts had about four different boxes?
Starting point is 01:56:48 Something like Kellogg's Pop-Tarts? Nah, this nigga here a lot. Who other Pop-Tars? Where year came up? 1964. Oh, shit, boy. Oh, man. Yeah, damn.
Starting point is 01:56:57 But they start coming out with new flavors in 95, I tell you that. Hey man, cut it out. How are you gonna make up some shit? I didn't know the n'niko's gonna fact check the shit. You guys say some bullshit, y'all don't know if bullshit and that be it. It's not real. So we didn't need the fact check you more. We let too much shit slide, bro.
Starting point is 01:57:17 Like, this dude is lying. Per capita, bro. Man. I didn't know the niggum's going to look it up. Ten old times that we actually came out of 1990. came in 1995. What type of shit is that? That's not even if that's a shit motherfuckers when you can say with my family invented pop charts. You want them kids? Let me find out. Do better. I was the first nigga in my neighborhood with him though.
Starting point is 01:57:41 No, I can honestly say that shit. How you know though? Because I came outside I had wrapped in paper towel. Everybody like what what the fuck is that now? I was like a pop chart. You had a wrapped in paper towel because you put it in microwave because I have a toaster. No, we had a toaster, but you... Wait, what'd you think is you gonna put it in after you take it out? Y'all ain't had no toasting. Yeah, a toaster? Yeah, ain't had two of them.
Starting point is 01:58:04 Yeah, I had two of them. You found that you grew up with a toaster, nigger. One, one, one... You had two sides of your toaster, n'all. Y'all had a waffle toaster and a... Oh, okay. You, big, big bald capp. You don't believe that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:19 Oh, okay. Niggas gonna hate, bro. I ain't got nothing hate on, nigga. Lowe's had a big TV in his room growing up. Yeah. Cap one. Multiple. But I can't have two toasters.
Starting point is 01:58:32 Nobody ever seen Nintendo on the TV that big when I was growing up. But that was just saying the difference between, Loz telling me that, I left it at that. I said I got two toasters. But look, the toaster, one where you had to hold down, it didn't work as good. Like you had to hold it down or it just automatic or jump up. Yeah, that was the shit we grew up on. I fucking throw the shit all up in the ceiling. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:56 Like you had to keep it pressed down if you wanted to cook your shit through it. You had to keep glass in the toaster and see. Huh? The manual. It was just malfunction. Yeah, it wasn't supposed to be manual, but we had to manually cook it through the toaster. What the hell is you talking about? You didn't get a second hand high.
Starting point is 01:59:16 You didn't went too far with this toaster shit. They didn't tell you about the part where he let it go and catch it with his mouth. Lisa's shaped like a squat. Nah, man, we got to wrap this shit up, man. Bankshot, drop your social media, man. Y'all can catch me on social media, Instagram, at Mr. underscore Bankshot, TikTok, I am Mr. Bankshot. What else we got?
Starting point is 01:59:42 YouTube, Mr. underscore Bankshot, Facebook, the same thing, man. Man, you got, you got social media? Nah. He's a lying motherfucker man. Now, all you're gonna do is tell him don't follow me or block. Man, I ain't gonna tell him, don't follow you. Yeah, he'd be telling me a block. Uh, yeah.
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Starting point is 02:00:20 Clayton is on everything. Love something to get my Twitter. You got to call the people. I'm gonna hit the phone. Talk to the white people for me. Oh. Bro, you got my Twitter jumping, bro. I can't even cap your die.
Starting point is 02:00:30 Alright, man. This Twitter is jumping, man. I just followed my other day. I said, Dan, you didn't even follow me? He said, man, I ain't know that was your shit. Shut the fuck up. That's how he talked. He'd be saying some wild shit on there.
Starting point is 02:00:40 Disrespect. Oh, yeah. Make sure y'all follow me on Twitter, man. I ain't mean to plug that end. How you spell N-A-V-V-G-R-E-E-N-E. that's Nal Green on Twitter. Why are the two Vs? I just added another V because I'm vicious.
Starting point is 02:00:57 And voracious. You came from with Nevada's. Oh, man. And I'm also on Christian Mingo. You're lying, man. You're a terrible person. Well, there you have it, folks. And I always remember, you can't talk to a woman
Starting point is 02:01:14 the way women talk to me. You can't do that. You can't do that. 85 times don't have to do this, let's go! You got to get that cap and win. Oh, man, somebody got to order the piece of me. Good shit, bank. Hey, no, that was a new shit.
Starting point is 02:01:30 I fuck with y'all. Somebody got water in a piece in there. What's up? You brought me some shit? You go through it and make it right. What up, baby? You are right. I ain't got shit.
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