The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Ms. Pat in the Trap! with KARLOUS Miller & Clayton English!! Part 1 😂😂😂

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

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Well, thank you. They've been asking me to, where you come? I'm like, I don't know that. You're supposed to have been here. What's up, Chad? What's going on? No, we just get some pre-show banter and some background noise. We will be. We'll be getting started here shortly you're in the water drink or something you can't be playing out of this gangster shit around miss pat she ain't living their life no more she didn't change niggins she like play some of that pimping shit man she want to hit some pimper she didn't he thought she was still doing the street shit he didn't know i do do street shit i know but he you ain't in the streets like you was no more i ain't in the street

You don't ride around listening to all that trap music and shit. I don't listen to them motherfuckin' trap music. You can't understand them, niggins. I don't like them new ganges. These niggas, them niggas, they're way too weird for me. Them new gang, old gans who used to talk shit for, they shoot you. The new niggins shoot you did talk shit. And dance like a motherfucker, exactly.

Them nigger stupid. See, that's more of a miss pat vibe right there. Something real smooth and easy. Something you can. You can call somebody a bitch, too. Yeah. Bitch. Who back there doing all that talking?

Who are they doing all that talking? That my boy? Man, tell him to shut the ugly ass up. What's his name? I thought he, not calling it. What's the other dude's name? Clayton. I thought he was coming.

I don't know if Clayton coming. He just had a baby. Clayton just had a baby. What his girl did. It ain't here But it's his Oh What the fuck

It's going on? I didn't want it to be like He had it But they did It's yeah Oh All right there Clayton having babies

Hell yeah Clayton out here Having babies Man Chad got a baby too Who Chad that just walked in Right here

Everybody around He made some babies He should be Skeeting Naked and bitches Why He's cute Oh

They're the type of You have to put on a condo Oh Oh shit. Don't come that star shit. Chance she said you ain't the type of

nigga. She'll ask to put it on a condo. He lied. He got a newborn. You ain't get that new boy by breaking no condom little.

Damn show, didn't. What? A nigga, I'm not trying to fuck you. I'm trying to compliment. That's how scared he is. You're hard for me and shit. Like, I'm trying to rape your ass with them

corn. What I'm gonna do with a nigga with braids in his hair. I can't even brag, nigga. I mean, you get a hair cut. He's trying to beat me off him, nigga. I don't want you for real. His girl is abusive, so he has to do shit like that. I see that.

I'm sorry, I only like one woman, boy. Shut your scary ass. He saw he went to defense mode. I don't want you. Start looking at the flow and shit. I only got one woman. I don't need fuck short, nigg. No, I say you're too cute to be having on a condom.

You should ski in bitches because you're good-looking. No, no, no, that's not smart. I'm not saying it's smart, Nick. I'm telling you what you look like. She's saying you allowed to, if you wanted to. No, fuck responsibility. Nah, fuck responsibility. Nobody cares.

See, I'll be telling him. He always want to be a good person for shit. Who we got, who we got coming? He on the way? He on the way? All right, bet. Well, we'll just record all this shit talking because that's what the fuck we do. Clayton on the way. We'll start with him.

I was just trying to fuck you. You're too small for me. I want to be respectful and let you know how you get you work. Well, I just said bitches should let you ski them. Back in the day, you're the type of nigga at the skate ring that was skiing in all the bitches. It was just a flashback for me, sir. Shut up, Chad. Just shut, shut up.

You can't even take a joke. I don't know. Sometimes. You got a prison bribble in your back pocket. You got one of them little pocket bibles. Stop talking to this nigga, man. He don't know nothing but breast milk now. You're the reason why bitchy's our fucking light skin, niggins.

Nicky, you're in light skin. Chad, just go find something to do. Shit. Nigel, you're the brook sweet to flow. You're upset me. You're fucking up the gas, Chad. Out here trying to defend your good name and shit. Man, fuck all that good shit.

Try to help you get some butts. He don't want none. That's what he said. Oh, ain't a little bit of a pussy with you. You're going to be all right, Chad. Yeah. And you ain't got enough dick for two bitches anyway. God, say you to God, I'm starting.

You asked for this. A little nigga like you, I use you for a town following. Oh, my God. He tried to get me off of him. I'm like, I'm really going to fucking, nigga. I got further. I can't be fucking no matter. Over 60.

Under 60. Damn. Young nigga gonna tell your ass up. Ain't no young niggins gonna do a motherfucker thing to me because I'd pee on it. They like that type of shit. You know, that's a new shit? You look my legs up till.

I pee, not like R. Kelly, by mistake. Oh, they're gonna have the streets on my mid-Patter squirder and everything. I ain't no squirreting. You're gonna pissing. Hey, Miss Pat wear a paddy lot in 24 cell. God damn. You gotta keep the old pussy warm. You gotta watch what you say on this motherfucker,

because Joe will put the title up, Miss Patt pissing on people. You gotta Watch this nigga, man. Please don't put that shit up there. Mr. Fed ain't going to be pissing on nobody, okay? He'll do that. He'd low down like that.

Chegg, Joe got flip-flops over. Get him. Get her. Word. Clearly, your message ain't getting across. Who? What he do? He's the CEO.

No, one of your DJ playing this bullshit music. Oh, Miss Pat don't like that. Play some more shit. No, you're okay, DJ. Turn it off. Miss Pat hates it. Start over, you fuck. Yeah, Ms. Pat, he had been bullshit lately ever since he been working with the other motherfucking.

He won't bring up a two, three beats of show. I used to get 12, 13 songs a show. Is you all right? Yeah, me, eyes look funny when you take them off. He crossed. No, they just don't. They're like, what the fuck? It's, you know, they're like, they're there, but it looked like, like.

You got so many light-skinned niggas working with you. I didn't have these niggas. They were dark-skinned when they started. They stopped going outside. They stopped going outside. Yeah. And you just so happened to find. Well, there's a lot of them niggins that, and I think.

And they're everybody looks. You know why they all light-skinned because there's none of them niggas want to fight. Oh, shit. You disagree. They're just like, man, all right. I believe, too, Colin, because that nigger on that number seven on his shirt. That nigger is from getting baptized tonight. Leave him alone in this past.

He's a different type of nigger. I like that little nigger. You're a cute little nigger. You make him nervous. I don't get a fuck. Huh? I'll see you children. He likes the type of bitch to take you out to eat at Woffel house and act like he did something.

Where do you take him? He ain't that type of dinger. He tried to take a bitch to up there where that shit's been. around and look at the city and shit. He wanted extra-in-n- niggins.

He liked the extra shit. Don't tell me when he get dressed up he got a crease in the front of his pants. Cagas and all type of plaid polos and shit. That nigg got a crease in front of his

fan with some stace and ladd of songs on. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, you ain't had no fans in the minute? Mm-hmm. These are different kind of niggies.

where I'm in this. Oh, solid, kill her ass neighbor. Don't trust. Your braids need be retouched, you got four braids. You got enough half 12 braids,

but you got four braces your motherfucker he had to hurry up. It was a lady doing it. He was like, my girl don't like no bathroom. Can you hurry up? That nigga rushed

because it was another female. He wasn't sit between that lead. He sat in the chair. too. I'm fine, thank you. How hard are you and you that pussy with? How old are you? Oh, oh, that's my gosh. This is the thing, Ms. Pat. He'd be around us all the time and he had the type of shit we'd be talking, so he tried to go over and beyond to be better niggins than us. I'm like, Brian, don't matter how hard

you try to be a better nigger, you're still a nigger. You're still a nigger, a little nigga. But he'd be trying to go like over and be, no, I don't do it. Man, I'm telling you, at the end of the day, the day over with. That's your first girlfriend you with? Mm-mm. No. You had your heart broke. Hell yeah.

He too nice. Nick, you got scared. Ran in the house. Told that, nigga, stay out here in the street without, nigga. Ain't no car coming. And he was like, no, this street life ain't for me. This bitch told a loud with me. He got re-baptized everything.

You got baptized. Man, he had a whole dedication. No one is about to cry about. He can't eat meat, everything else I'm saying, he can't take it. He stopped eating me. That nigga don't eat. No wonder he's so fucking weed.

Exactly. I mean, assistive. I'm sorry, sitism. See, leave him alone. You don't eat meat? Yeah. Damn, the bitch got you off the chicken, nigga? Yep.

And put, let you get only four braids. Now I just looked at one day all these nigg had different hairstyle. That nigga had dread when we started You got a lot of light skin dudes around you Well, two of them niggas is brother So that's like one That's your brother?

No, his brother The nigga who looked like his father is his brother The big black man No, the nigga's sitting right there Don't he look like that's his son This nigga This nigga posted his dad on Instagram for father that I thought the nigger was playing and I was like,

nigga, your brother is your father? You're 34. How are your brother daddy back there? No, that's not his brother, that's his brother. Oh, that's his brother. Oh, y'all got two different daddies. Yeah. Of course.

No, who? Them two? They got the same parents. Who? Him and his brother. That big nigga back now? That ain't got shit. They're not related to him.

They just... Who is his brother? The big nigga brother? Yeah. The nigga sitting beside you, them two brothers. Oh, them two brothers. Yeah. Oh, okay.

I thought you're talking about that. No, he don't have no brother up here. Oh, he, okay, okay. Damn, Ms. Pay, you just made me realize... It is a lot of light brown-ass niggas around here. Niggas somebody coming here. Well, we got Devo. Devo, Devo represent, for, uh...

He's super dark. Who? Devo. Is he backed up? Look. You can't even see him. Oh, that him? Yeah, Devo.

That niggins just got out of jail, then. Yeah, that's a... That niggas look like he's about to steal some. Yeah, exactly. You saw... You saw how he walked up. What's happened? What happened, Lowe?

Quisha, you got my pocketbook. That nigg looked like he's still. That nigg got on that third-grade t-shirt, too. Ain't a motherfucker with that nigg. There ain't nobody's right in him. Looking like the last motherfucker get picked up from the daycare. You look like who?

The last motherfucker get picked up from the daycare. He's your shoulder with him. Look at the little cute. He got some nice little pussy lips on. Stop in the chair alone, you know, Pat. Oh, he got some little cute little lips on.

He look at him. He'll look cute. But you got some little bit of eyes, too. Go on in the back, brus. He can go on that. I bet you that little nigger can suck a titty. How much you want to bat? I bet you you can sump fat bitch's tities.

Quidia, put him on the keychain, let me take him with me. Why? I don't know what we're going to do with him if I get a hos of chat. She's going to have that little nigger locked in the basement. Slapping him with titty. Shut up! Shut up! I'll put him in my fendie bag.

We got a bag. He's over there I put him in my purse He's cute Fuck Carlo's doing Breastfeeding the baby I'm going I mean not Carlos

Was it a nigga nine Somebody check on Clayton Yeah Clayton breastfeeding the baby I don't think he breastfeeding He might be feeding the baby Some breast milk Breast milk is disgusting You ever suck that shit?

Yeah That might be him right there That is him I can tell about not That is not Damn it, you're good, Ms. Patton. You're good, me, motherfuck. You got to bring you out for 30 years.

Come on in. We were wondering what you're breastfeeding the baby. I know I ain't going to make Ms. Patton this year. Yeah, nigga ain't going to get up a hug of you. This thing got a chick. Nick, you got a Christian cup with alcohol. That's a real nigga right, though. Spaghetti with a meatball.

You got on the mask? Spurget it with the meat on. You are? You are? Forget it with the... Man, whoever drew that picture, drew the hell out of that picture. First time I looked at it, I thought it was a picture, then I looked. This one?

Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. It's nice. All y'all pictures are nice. This shot's for everybody. We got some very talented fans, man. This shot, do you do a shot? No, I don't do shit.

I forgot you changed your life. I know, I ain't never did no shots. I know, but you sold crack. Yeah. So you changed your life. Well, the police made me change my fucking life. What's up, baby? You're good?

Yeah. Good to see. Hey, man, your shit been in the works for a minute. It has five years. You happy to have that shit out? Nigger. Yeah, there was five long fucking years of some nose and babies and holes and all kind of shit I'm glad that people finally get to see it.

They need to. They need to. First time my son was paid. Twisted taco? It had to be twisted taco. Twisted taco. You know what that? It had to be twisted taco.

Mm-hmm. You know, told their ass up. I know you talk shit to some of them white people that was in there. Of course. Of course. Shit, I'm calling the wrong. Who do you call? I still hear some shit.

That's one of the people trying to say, you, some car insurance? Yeah, your warrant. Yeah. I'm so sick of him. Man. Nick, I cuss them out. No, no, the one who called you and said, you're so security, and I'm about to be inspired.

I was like, oh, my God, I need to speak to somebody. And I said, they was like, you need to give us your bank account. I said, I'm going to fuck you up, nigga. And I say, I'm going to fuck you up, nigga. Then you just cuss me out, fuck you bitch and hang up. I don't ever just hang up on them cars. I always act like I'm at the back and I can't understand what they're saying.

Oh, really? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. I'm getting out the truck. What you say you need now? Now just give me your account. I'll just put it in. What I need to do? The guy's cussed their ass out. When it be them foreign people, I go ahead and I just try and call them a name that I know.

Because you know, they tell you the name that ain't that name. This is Paul? I'm like, Pardee. Sanjay, stop bullshit How did you know? How did you know? I was like, yeah, nigga. You get it one out of ten. I've seen people.

I've known people to really send them fools in fucking money, but you ain't going to get my motherfucker man, you got to come rob me with a piss. You ain't going to get me over no motherfucking phone call. Nope. And you ain't going to hardly get it

with no pills because I'm going to have it in my drawls, and I'm saying, if you can get out now, you can get it. That's where you keep your money? They're going to make you strip. Yeah, Nick, I got on the spank. If you would try to, you'll fuck the fat bitch with a spank on, it just don't pull it down like underwear.

I know. She got to let that slap down like a meal, like some man. You might have to be. I don't think I ever see you with a fat girl, Carlos. You ain't supposed to see me with them. They didn't want to be seen with me. He didn't, no, he, you're trying to, you would, you would do it like

paparazzi. What happened? You wouldn't let him see. So, what, you're saying, you, you don't, Take fat girls out? I didn't never say that. Do you fuck them? I have before. But the ones that I...

Did you have a relationship with them? No, the ones that I had a relationship with was doing better than me. So they didn't want me out. I wasn't on-can- Oh, you didn't fuck them. I was just sliding through. No, you did.

What was I doing? Niggas like you, we didn't let you stick it in our navels. What? Yeah. You don't get it with it. No, Miss Pat, you got me fucked up. You don't know the type of shit I was doing before the money came,

Miss Pat. I was thugging out here in New York. streets. Yeah, but we usually let y'all fuck us in our neighbors. I don't know where you getting all this shit from. You can't compare me to none of these niggas on the streets. I am one of one. I guarantee you. I guarantee you. I was. Call her up now. I can call them. I don't know them no more. Yeah. I don't know him no more. Once we do fuck around, I don't know you no more. You're stupid. I don't. You a damn lie. I ask me how many exes I got. We, are we know how many exes you got? Don't do that to you tell.

Baby mammas don't count. You ain't got but one of them? You know what I'm saying? How else got? I mean that more exes I got. I've seen you with a few. That don't mean that's my exes. You ain't with the bitches no more. Thank you.

They don't know me. No, they're not. So what you're saying? You ain't got no exes, Colin? Zero. After 2020, I don't have no past no more. Oh, this is new, baby. And nobody used to fuck with me.

With anything, they were having a credit. So you're not in a relationship now? Who told you this? I'm asking, God damn it. What this got to do with you being on here? I'm not asking a question. You try to make it. I'm sure about you.

You ain't got no fucking exes. I'm like, hold on. I ain't got no ex. I got no ex. Oh, Carlos. Go fuck you, Carlos. I've known you about 20 years. You got him smoking this blood like he's hitting the pipe.

He know I ain't got no exes. He knows me better than anybody. Carlos. Ask him. Carlos. Bro, ask him. Oh. Yeah, no, that nigga, he didn't.

What he's going to say it, I didn't go with that. I didn't go with her I was with her Yeah, you were with her But he's like, I didn't go with her I see you with a lot of with hers No, you didn't I'm not

I'm trying to make you seem Like you see me With a lot of bitches I've seen you with a lot of bitches Back in the day What day was that? Back in the day? What year?

I don't know, Nick, I don't know I don't know the year I was saying Because I had a year in the street Now you might One year in the street It might have been a year In a song

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Different wits? Oh, you can't trick a black bitch with wigs, I know them. Ms. Pat, you're talking about, uh... Shut the fuck up, Clay. You really just came right. I'm going to just tell everybody I had them holes back in the day. God damn, them, them fans.

No, they would. They were scrupies. They didn't exist. Yes, they did. They was groupies. Oh, my God. Call on your self, groupies. I've been on this show building up this platform all these years to hide all the shit I used to do just for you to come on here.

Like, Collos had a different bitch. Oh, I'm sorry. You don't know what my life is in now. You don't know if I'm an ordain minister now. We had a first lady in the church You were out here talking We had too much You ain't fucking all that

All this weed I'm smelling it in this motherfucker Oh I forgot you back in the church I ain't in no fucking church But y'all about it Give a bitch breastcounsel With all this smoke Curious if anything

Yeah it might get it up off Yeah that shit down So we get interviewed Miss Pat Man god damn All right we can start it We can start in a minute Did you take a minute And hit the weed

So you could catch up Did you what did you go What Nothing No Because Ms. Klan on her line on me and shit. That ain't lying. She saw what she saw.

What she's, when was this? I'm just trying to explain. I told you if it was a groupie. I hit the fucking camera so we can catch this shit. Come on, Carlos, don't play with me. I've been around you for a long time. You know, at late. The baby mama is the only bitch we saw.

Ms. Bay, I honestly didn't even know you seen me. He thought you were sleeping. I didn't know. I thought you were cute. I was your mayor, but I know you were a lot of bitches. Well, I'm just saying, Miss Bay. Twisted tacos. I ain't had no holes in that era

I think I saw you were away bitch back then No you did Okay Because I ain't even I wouldn't in that era That was the beginning I ain't had no hose In the beginning

Ms. Pat And I did twist the taco But at Uptown By the time Uptown came I did have a few little holes A few little holes Because I had the Cadillac too

We was doing We was doing good That was one of the highs Of the lows right there We was boy The highs of the low Man before shit Start tan up

Blowing up Wrecking up me and Clayton had some fun in these goddamn streets now I don't know what the fuck Clay would do I mean to include you with none of this bullshit I don't I'm a family man I know but miss McClure at some point she's gonna know I'm a father I want I'm a father too I watch Daniel Tiger you what patrol whatever the fuck the kids watch he's just been born he ain't no pop patrol yet shit me whatever knowing make him be quiet oh I put that shit on man I put that shit on how old is the baby

This nigga been listening to Pooch Issa. He keeps saying brr-r-d-r-dh. He's like, hey, man. Who fucking poochieces? A new rapper. A new rapper. He ain't dead. He ain't dead.

You got, he ain't dead. That'd be a cold rap name though, why you bullshit. He ain't dead. Man, you got that new he ain't dead. Boy. And you can steal ain't dead. That's the name of the album. Hey.

Especially if the nigger doesn't survive twice. He ain't dead two times. When you threw that two-time, when you threw that two-time about him. niggia the mix take niggins rap'n from the hospital niggins raping from the hospital you need in the song beep the uh the EKG machine that's the that's how the song come on the the EKG machine yeah that shit gonna be called me because you need you don't have a hit to they get killed they need to get killed yeah well that's cold that's the fucked up for

I know I was thinking about this shirt really you have to go to their fruit to enjoy them. That's what I was thinking about earlier. Like at what point when it's going to become cool to not be from the hood? Like, is the next generation of rappers just going to be well to do from nice. It is, though. These niggas move. All these niggas move, bro.

Unless they did. You got to have a tough demeanor because you can't be no rapper like that, light skin boy you got back there with them brave. Yes, you can. No, ain't about that shit. That's what most of the niggas look like. That's what a little nigga over there. Ain't anybody going to buy his apple?

Shit. Why ain't got his legs crossed like that? Tough enough, Chad. You fucking it up for us. Who's about that nigga have him cross his leg like a school teacher? That's untuff-ass man?

This shit gonna blow up on the internet. Yeah, for him? But you got, you got, what you got, Drake? Sensitive. I don't know. I don't know, bro. You get to talk about this.

You gotta be tough to be a rapper. Nobody don't hear that in that boogey. You got to be... Not no more. Nah, that shit is all. These niggas is dancing. Or either smart. Or you gotta be smart.

You gotta be able to convince people that don't know about to fuck with you. These niggas be dancing their ass off. Rappers dance? Oh man, nigger. More than anybody. Oh my God. Damn too. These niggins love to try to sing.

What the fuck I do. The niggas' favorite word is ooh, niggins. Them niggas will stretch a ooh out to 15 seconds. What rappers we talk about guys? Because I don't remember these niggles. You see, it's a new generation of rappers. What rapper is saying I shoot that bitch's hotter, ooh, ooh, ooh for 15 minutes? Oh, you just name about 30. Don't say nobody.

Did he say? Don't say nobody. That's damn sure what Feddy Wob is doing. Because it's not just one person. This nigga said Faddywap. He said, don't say nobody name. He don't say nobody name. Feddy Wap was singing like hell, and still, he had a trap queen, nigga. But for some reason, I just wanted to see that nigger win.

Who Fedewa Watt? Whatever. He did. Just something about that nigga. I wanted him to win, and he did. Yeah, a hard-ass man You gotta remind me of me. That nigger, gee. Little one gone.

Little was thorned in shit. I mean, I wanted to see him win, too. I did. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Street. Yes, indeed. Clayton, we have a very, very fabulous guests amongst us today. Roll out the royal carpet.

Yeah, we have some comedic role to them. ATL comedy royal to be. God in that, you know, and closed country. She's been knowing us for a long end's time because she's talking about the shit we used to do. We ain't been living like that no more. Got the new show out on BET. Come on.

Plus. Come on. She's been popping up on all the podcasts from Joe Rogan to on there with Tom, two bears, and one cave and shit. Everybody loves. I feel on everything. Her story is an impeccable story, man. One of the great Atlanta success stories, actress, radio host, show,

creator, what you, EP? Uh-huh, I'm saying. Creator. She's a writer, creator, creator. And, writer. She got a lot of shit. I know how it goes out. She does it all.

I love how it's going to know. You've been asking, we finally got Ms. Hat in the trap. That's right. It's right. About what happened today. Because now the holy Trinity is complete. You don't even know what that means. do you. Me, Miss Pat, and Marvin Gaye got the same birthday.

The same birthday. When is that? April 7. Okay, that's right. Okay. Yeah, I got you a fool. Almost. I waited. That's how far I took shit. Yeah. I was like, snick foot out. Pull it back in.

Put it back in. Stupid as shit. Miss Pat, welcome to the trap. Miss Pat. 85 South show Long time since I've been to a trap But I'm glad to be here We're just trapping jokes out of here

We're just trapping jokes out of here It's illegal Control substances and that That's why I'm here Because it was controlled substances I wouldn't be here I know I've seen you came through here And did a suite first

Before you came in She kicks the people out What the other door is? Ain't no other dope Nah Don't want to go back to jail, that's all No, back Yeah, back That's what is the past

pass, though. Yeah, well, bitch don't know what she's gonna go back, so I'll be trying to keep it. You can go home spot now. You could buy most of the charges you'd be doing. You can pull some train. I ain't gonna do no motherfucking charges, so ain't gonna buy now. I'm just saying, if you pop up, they can protect it. You got a whole show. They ain't about to let you go to jail. They're gonna come

out for you. I hope so. Oh, they will. I hope, I hope my white fans come get me. I call them my crack babies. I love it. That's what I call my fan base, my crack babies. And they love it. They fucking love it. I think I got to open up my fan I think my white fans been feeling alienated. Feeling what?

Feeling alienated. Why? Because it's not a white community of my fans. It's just all my white fans don't have no white friends. So they don't even really count as white people do that. Yeah. But I'm saying like they're not the typical white folks. The ones I've been noticing in my shows, like they have.

They them thugged out. Yeah. I call them white niggles. That's what they call white niggles. You'd be on it with the terminology. Yeah. Shout out to the Craig Babies. And the real ones, too.

Because I don't know what the fuck happened to them. Well, Mies ain't smoking on crack. You don't know. You probably fucking right, but I don't think they smoke crack. But since I was an ex-drug until I named them my crack babies. Oh, I like it. But you know white people, dude, I'll try anything once. I listen to your audio book.

Did you? Yeah, the whole thing. Was you high? Grab it. Yes. It's the type of shit you get high and want to hear, because it's just like sitting on the porch in the hood, listening to how the hood was before you was in the hood. It's dope.

You just came from a whole family of hospice and shit. Grandadda had the money stitched in the pants. Yeah. I see, I know the thing you thought I was just saying this shit. That shit in you. Pretty much. But for the people who might not have got to check the book out, like let them know. your story, how you came up in this game, even before the comedy shit, because it's very

interesting. Well, I grew up in the West End. Okay. That's what it's... Yeah. Okay. It's a street. That's a little bit of West End. And, um, that's why he's a traffic cocaine, what crack. I used to sell crack down on Fass Street. You had to cook it yourself. I learned how to cook it myself. The crack has taught me how to cook it. For real. Crack has taught me how to do it. I had a partner, a childhood friend that I partnered with for a while when it was like had the boom when crack first hit the black community. And, and And, man, we were selling so much shit. He learned how to cook it, so he taught me how to cook it.

Because it's a little cheaper when you buy it in a powder for him. It costs a little more when you buy it already cooked. So you save a little money when you can cook it yourself. Plus, you can step on it a couple times back in those days. Step on it. You can stretch it. You can add a little something to it and make a little more drip. But they ain't doing all that anymore.

We're in TV and film and production and shit. Yeah. So give us a taste of where that man. Not to call. I thought you're talking about the crack. Don't get me a little. I don't want to taste crack either. I mean, it was just bono.

Who it tastes like? How do you know what it's telling you're addicted? I used to cut, I used to cut crack in when I used to cut a lot of it, like a key or half a key or something. And you're going to wait a minute. You've had that much crack. I had a lot of dough. But I used to cut it. And as I cut it, I would be eating like fast food.

And that shit fucked my muscles up in my lips. So for years, I used to do that. And people thought, well, what the fuck wrong with your mouth? But my lip stayed numb all the fucking time Because I had eaten so much crack So you was chopping and just Eat nuggets With the crack combs

Well, I was young 15, 16, 17 I was buck-ass wild Damn That's how strong that shit was Just the rest of it Did you even feel it? Did you even realize you was getting? I realized it later on I couldn't stop moving my lip

It was just all the fucking time like a fucking rabbit so but eventually this my mom it came back right over the years but you put it together you was like wait a minute what the fuck we came from eating crack damn miss pat do a fucking key that's a lot a lot of niggins didn't even make it all way up to a key yeah i used to a lot i used traffic a lot shit that's this you how i like to live no had a partner okay just so like just like two y'all who's just two of y'all Who's just two of us? We sell a fast-free bottle.

They don't change all that shit. Now, I used to sell it right there in front of my daughter's school. I'm at Ms. Jones Elementary. I wish I had a partner to sell a key of Craig Whit. I'd be celebrating like a dog for, just the two of us. We can make it if we try. If you act like that back in the 90s, you go in jail. That's why I'm in the trap.

Yeah. Thank God, podcast, Save the Falls. I'm glad I wasn't around. That's a lot of responsibility. You didn't sell drugs? Mm-mm. What did you do illegal? Nothing.

How the fuck would I tell you what I did? Come on, Ms. Baker. That makes me interesting. I ain't do shit. She told all her shit. I ain't do shit. Did you sell drugs, Clayton? I attempted a few times.

What happened? You got locked up on the first try? No. You got scared and gave it all the way? No, that shit was just these motherfuckersers was worse. What's the fucking me? You got product to sell, they're supposed to be worse. They're worsen, bro.

They're not gonna do at three o'clock. They worsen, bruh. Yeah. Hey, wait. Hey, man, you do. Hey, man, leave me the fuck alone. How the fucking drug dealer are you, nigga? Not like that.

I was in my mama house. That's too stressful. I'm too much stress. Motherfugger's like, man, you can meet. I'm not meeting you, man. Why the fuck you wasn't out earlier when I was? No, she was bad. And then I tried, I had the prescription.

and I tried to sell some prescriptions That's that new shit I ain't do that I have a prescription You're still in your mama Pain medication for her For her menopause and shit No it was codeine

Coding Yeah Nigger by Cody Sipping on some scissors Oh no I didn't do that I stopped that crack Well I mean that's They called on me

I tried to fill the prescriptions Back to back too fast Like I had three prescriptions Wait a minute you were fucking With the real pharmacists For the Hey man I don't talk about it all this time No no no

It was my, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, somebody got sick in the house mode. You was not a drug deal. You just tried to try to try. You were trying to finesse something. Man, they called a toll. But they called it told my mama. That was the crazy part. Like, man, some nigga died and trying to get this other thing of code date.

You was not a drug deal. He was a fucking cold. Yeah. I said I was trying to refill somebody prescription. You said that you tried to sell drugs. Ain't that what you said? Nick, you were there about to get locked up on Medicaid for all for you. refill somebody

motherfucking prescription too soon, isn't it? I ain't never... I got the first two. I got the first two. That third one, though. I ain't never get to do that type of shit. Nothing. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-mm. Everybody don't share their background. That's all that. I ain't sell crack. I ain't never said no crack. I'm from a small town. And like, all them jobs was filled already. Oh, they were?

By the time I went outside, they had all the drug dealers slot filled. You wouldn't let you know. Y'all not hiring? All right. What about you? Did you love everybody?

Y'all good? See, my uncles were some of the biggest drug dealers around my city, so I ain't never, I ain't never gets up. So you had so much about your tennis shoes? No, not like that. I did it because I had a kid. I'm a country boy, Miss Pat. I worked for everything I had. You got that alive.

When I was a young boy, I started me a lawn service, and I spent all my time out there cutting grass like Forge Gump, and I saved up all my money, and I got out of there. It's all I did, Ms. Patton, ran around like Forrest Gump, played a few sports, cut a little grass, smoked a little grass, got a little ass, gave you some gas, and kissed my ass. You're full of shit. I ain't full of shit. Okay. All right, Mr. N. Man, it was just where I'm from.

I recognize there. Where are you from? Where are you from? I didn't a whole lot of options for a nigga, so he's like, you either going to do the right shit or the wrong. I met your mother before. She wasn't going to play that shit anyway. Exactly. So it's like you, they let you do, like you get a chance to like, all right, you're going to do all the wrong shit. They just give you a minute to just be wrong as fuck. So when they lock your ass up, everybody going to be like, told you. How are you going to sell drugs that everybody knows you sell drugs in the whole city? That's the purpose of selling drugs. So you get all the company. This city is too small. You don't know how to commit a crime, do you? You want everybody to know who you want? That's what you're supposed to know. That's how you're going to get a head, all right?

But you're going to go to Jerry Goddard's. But how you're going to get clients? Don't nobody know you got the shit. I thought you were supposed to, I thought you were supposed to, like, blend in. Like, you look like a crackhead, too. But you sell it to the crackheads, like, and you just scattering the ponies. That ain't. But I'm just saying, you're mad to live in a small time.

You think you smoke in the shit. And you're the big dope dealer, Stella. You're good. It's like, niggins. They're looking at it. everybody like okay all these people work over here you're the only drug dealer you're gone you're not the only drug there's a lot of fucking drug dealers it was and that's what I'm telling you that's how small my town was it was one drug dealer at a time they had the real drugs was on this side of town

and the other drugs were on this side of town they didn't keep the weed in the crack in the same crack house they usually don't I'm just saying the weed man was a cup of those down from the crack this shit was on a whole other side of town Oh, Oxford, Mississippi had it backwards. Man, Arkansas had it right. You are fucking up my wig with that the goddamn weed. Put the weed out. This hat has a wig on.

It looks nice. It was nice. I thought that was you. I didn't know. I don't be going around accusing people wearing wigs. That shit will get you fucked up. I know you got more weed, though. I got a lot of weeds.

I know. That's like a fitting cap. Don't even act like that. You throw that shit up. She chucked after one way and shit. I don't need this. No more. I already know, miss that. I would take it off like a feeder cap,

I take it out like a feeder cap, I don't even think I look like you and I come out of this motherfucker. That's your party wig. This is my what? Party wig. Someday, someday, but I'm going to watch this motherfucker because we're going to weave it in it. We don't have with you on some Fibrease or something. You still Fibreize that motherfucker?

What kind of bitches you've been fucking that Fibreize their whiz, Carlo? Bitches is a Fibreasing in their life. This whole house. When I smell it? Who the fuck used for breeze now? You don't stop accusing me of being associated with a bunch of miscellaneous bitches and things like that. Okay, Carlos, you change your life.

I understand. Yeah. You married? Mm-mm. You're playing on it? Why would I play some shit like that? You married and you don't even like this shit. Who the fuck told you like that shit?

Nick, my husband watched this shit. Exactly. Stop accusing me and shit. You shut up by my husband and watch this shit. Yeah, okay. Okay. He's going to hear. So you don't like this shit? I love this shit, okay?

I got good health care, devil. I'm 50 years old. You're trying to get a bitch put off a good health care. No, I wouldn't die you put off your good health care. But it's just marriage just don't seem to appealing these days. It's all right. You married? No.

See, nobody won't do that shit. Well, I'm a lot older than you guys. I'm saying. Maybe when I'm a lot older. I don't know. I'll be married a long time. We want to hit our goals. Like, you hit your goals within a marriage, right?

yeah yeah i don't i don't i got yeah y'all can share that y'all achieve that together i did too much shit by myself that you don't want to give it yeah she wasn't with me shooting in the gym she didn't even know i was in the gym so you don't want to share share what who was sure no singer i don't want to be the only one with some shit who to share who you sing the share what i mean i'm just asking i don't know you see how ugly divorce proceedings of? You can get a bitch sign a preemone. Nah, okay. That shit

worked. I don't know. I don't have a preemone. It depends on your state. Man, I'm telling you, because they got them people like, did you sign a preemate? Call us right now so we can get you out of it. Oh, thank you. Really? Yeah, they'll go and never like, oh, I wasn't in the right state of mind. He manipulated me. I didn't know what I was signing. And the judge would be like, you're sure?

And they'll start all over. It's like, that shit never happened. Dr. Dr. Drake just had to get that laid all that money. She ain't made now beat. but she laid on her back. And? Puss ain't free, it costs to clean it out. Shit, well. That's some hell of a shit to know right there.

That ain't the cost. That ain't the cost. That ain't the cost. I know how much pussy should. Hey, what can pussy do for you? It ain't however much Dr. Traypane. But when you've been married, you don't think you should share when you've been married to a person a long time?

Did they help you? Did they help you? I'm quite sure she did They were married over 15 years What's she helped with if he was rich though When he got it Decorating the house Taking care of the kids

Man they got real people Paying the bedroom Doing the laundry That shit takes a smart person to do You think she was doing that? No, she paid somebody else to do it But she set up the appointments No, she spent all her pussy money

She spent all her pussy money You sound absurd right into her. You know what I'm saying? She cut her talk about a lie. I'm not going to knock any woman who's going to take half a nigger money, okay? That shit cool when it happened to eat me to a nigger, huh? Let's the niggins start leaving with half of y'all shit. They do leave for half of all shit.

That's why I'm married. I'm talking about women. Who? What man does the nigger just start asking for petty shit in a divorce? I want eight of them wigs. Yeah, goddamn. I want eight of them. And I would say, quit you get this nigger eight bad.

Whigs. Yeah. He gets the pick which eight he wants. My client will give you eight wigs, but she gets the pick. That's what the money is saying. No deal. You want your pick. No deal.

No deal. Your client is out of his fucking mind, okay? My client wants free range to pick whatever he wants. Then we got to kill the nigga. See? And they can't get the raw hell. We got that. He know which one of them good.

So he can get it to his new bitch. Exactly. He's going to know the resale on the moon. No, we're going to have to kill that nigg. No. Damn, is that? Killing it? I mean, you want eight raw wigs.

That's a lot of money. Exactly. You ain't sold that one of the motherfucking wigs. Now you see how it fits. Eight raw wigs. How much is that? I was going to add something different, but how much is that? What, what?

Five, six, a thousand dollars a piece, probably. Okay. Yeah, hit away it hurt. Like eight. I mean, you go out the bank account. I mean, they're paying men now. When you've been in a relationship a long time, they're actually paying men's now.

That's not worth it in this past. The marriage? None of that shit. What lady got? Who's paying? That means the lady money. The dad had to give her husband a lot of money. It costs too much to get her husband and a lot of money.

That's what I'm saying. What did you say? It costs too much when you fucking like that. When you marry somebody and then you got to give them some shit for them to leave. Just leave. You don't want me no more? What the fuck you want my shit for? Well, all right.

Give me that. No. Just leave. Just fucking fuck me in this shit. Mary J had to pay. That's why she made this song. I feel him fine, fine, fine, fight, fight, right, butt, oh.

She got fine, nigger. That's how she felt, nigger. She felt fine, me. I'm fine, okay? The judge didn't even look at when he was saying. It's Barry J. Blige.

She's strong. She's not going to cry. Ms. Blodge, are you still working as a lover and a secretary? Okay, I'll put that down his income. Not the lover and the secretary. You said you're a secretary for over a living in the secretary, right? You can afford it. Mr. J. Blodge, how are you doing?

So you're an R&B singer and a secretary. She's stupid. I cry, too, a nigga, took half of my money. The whole head. The whole head. I cry all taxes down there. Hand. Half? Half. Half. Half. Half. That's 50%.

It ain't about if he wrote him. You're his wife. He was with you. He laid dick while you was writing, so half of them jokes is his, Ms. Pat. I don't remember no dick. Everything is half. I don't remember. I don't remember no dick, Carlo. Okay. I don't remember. Y'all got kids and some old shit. My kid grown is for he can have a kid back. I don't like they try that way.

Ms. Pat, these divorce proceedings are going to get out of hand, I'm telling him. He can have them. fucking rat oh man it's gonna take a nigger like me to get a divorce to be in there asking for some shit i want one of them tisies i want one of them tis is mine we're splitting everything else i want one of them i got a friend who getting a divorce i can't say a name well this nigger he asked for them tettys back no he asked for their daughter callback he bought her when she graduated from college because because the daughter like the mama on the mama side so he said well in the divorce procedure i want my car back for my daughter yeah i'm like niggian didn't even

divorce and the daughter. Asked for everything. That's what she gets. He won his shit. That's what she gets. He got petty. That's all he got loved. Start asking for some shit that they ain't seen for a long time.

He asked for everything in the store shit, and they ain't mentioned story shit in 10 years. I ain't no telling what's in there. I want my motherfucking track suit that I won at the 96th Olympics. The only one got the top and the bottom. It's large and it's rare, and they're going $500 a piece. I want that back. It's probably in their story. Matter of fact, I want the whole story.

I tell you every day. The opening ain't nothing with her shit. She's been through that nigger shit out. Yeah. It's all her shit in now. Well, I get here, get him some weeds. Just a bunch of pictures of her with the new nigger from a long time ago. She's been fucking with him.

Well, I guess he'll get him some wigs. All right. Let me go ahead. Okay, I can sell this about 16K. Make me a quick 16. Shit. That may it hurt even more. Just having to come.

come up off that money. You got to get it back. Because you're starting. Somebody you want no more. Marriages like this. You can, I mean, it's just money. You can make that money back for that peace of mind. No, it ain't.

Look how long you do. Yeah, you can. You can make that thing. You can just make the fucking money back if it's going to give you a peace of mind. That's what they say. No. Quincy Jones said that shit. You see, y'all trying to do.

Y'all is trying to do the right thing. Mm-mm. What you're going to do if you married a bitch and she asks for half? I'm going to be a white man when I go to go to. white man when I go to court. What you're going to do? I'm going to hire the motherfuckers. We're going to take this bitch to court

and we're going to mall her like a tiger. That is not what white men do. Yes, the fuck they do? When I get through her, she won't be able to get a fucking Macy's card. She was being able to check out books from the public fucking library. We're going all the way

back to 87. You got all your paperwork, right? So I've had a private eye That's when you know You tell you some stupid shit Start saying at the motel six Even if you don't stay there Get a fucking room and keep your receipts

We're gonna bleed this bitch for everything She gets That's the lawyer I'm hired I'm hiring a little geek lawyer He got the little vests with the comb over Every time he comes to court Yes I'm sorry if I'm late you're on I was just going over from paperwork

With my client I think you'll find it's very interesting you want the lawyer you want that lawyer the nigger that takes shit too far that's the nigga you're going to lose me the panic nigga he's like he's getting divorced we want the cat and the puppies

no that's the lawyer that get the private investigator hey man how much this divorce is going to cost me if you give me two of those puppies they'll call it even that's what I had a private eye following your daughter around I didn't ask for that the fuck is you doing snaps of pictures up at the park

What the fuck are you doing? So I was at your daughter's school today. She's on the wife's side. What the fuck? And cropped the fucking wife in it. And the crew's the wife is sleeping with the pool boy. Hey, did you know your mother-in-law bought a house in Florida? Okay, so I just set her house on fire.

All right, I'm coming to pick you. Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you? So the lawyer don't turn out to be the crazy one fuck? Yes, exactly. He obsessed. He hired somebody. See, we can pitch shows all day. We've pitched to a show creator now, you see.

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I told you the shit wasn't going to work. No, I told you not to do it. Yeah, that niggis confusing me. I'm like, I told you you need a desk, nigga. It was a good idea. It sounded real good. I like the lawyer. You liked it.

I didn't like that bullshit. He was talking about, but I like the lawyer. God damn, I started to come by myself for this bitch meat anyway. See? That's why we told him 830. Oh, my God. How is it, you know, bringing your show to life? You just waited all this time to bring it out.

It took, well, I didn't wait all this time. They waited all that time. I'm trying to make the shit sound good. It ain't no good. It's hard work behind this shit. You know that shit. We started around the same time. We went through three networks, three writers,

and finally got the shit together. It was not these a bunch of nose and a bunch of mother. You know, the thing in Hollywood is you try to keep, I try to keep my voice. And that was the hardest thing. Because they would take you to me, and they were clown your ass up if you let them. And I told them, I remember telling them inside of a, when we was pitching one time, I said, one thing we're not going to do, I'm not that fat girl, they're going to take pies to the face. You're not going to hit me in my face with no pie.

I'm not going to fall over no sofa. I'm not that active like that. to be a mama like I am today. Ain't no slapstick. That's how they wanted you? I don't dance. I don't hop. I don't scott. I don't do nothing of that bullshit. And just to keep my voice

original, it was really hard because we almost shot this shit two years ago for Fox. About three years ago for Fox and I was like, I pulled a plug. I was like, I can't get on TV like this. These niggas ain't going to never forgive me. What they had you doing? They had you doing all the flips and slipping on shit.

It just didn't seem, it wasn't real. It was watered down. it wasn't good at all to me so I was like we ain't gonna be do this and everybody was like you you're gonna fucking pull out on Fox I said look you can't never give me more money than I can steal so

Miss Pat wait a minute that is the most brilliant shit so when nobody can never give you the more money than you can steal then I don't have to suck dick for money so I mean I'm old you know I got vertigo so I can't suck dick anyway because it made me dizzy

so I decided just wait. Why are you looking around like you're looking around for something? Because you fucking lost me. Vertigo. It makes you dizzy. So if you're trying to suck a dick, the dick is waving back and forth. You can't catch a hold to it. Who dick waving back and forth? You never had vertigo? Vertigo makes you spin around in a circle. So I stopped sucking dick when I got vertigo. You think that's what it caused it? I just know I can't concentrate. So it's just, that's just off the table, not even if you, like, lay sideways. When you got vertigo, it's not good to hold your head down, Carlos.

I'm saying, like, say you was laying, like, from the sad, you were just laying, like, you was already laying down. I don't think nobody do it like that, Carlos. I'm just saying, you can't. Where's a wheel? There's a way. Well, how about we don't want no wheel on no way? I think you're just using this as an excuse.

I get dizzy. I get dizzy. Well, well, I guess you're going to be so dizzy. If you get dizzy, my dick suck it in a circle. You got to move the ground the whole time, so you're going to get there. Well, whatever is clever. You're going to come to my house and see the little circles walk down to the car. It's been around.

She got Bergerna go. Yeah, she got Berndo. Maybe bet you on the silly fan and just throw the dick in there. But it was not easy bringing it. It took five fucking years, some hard work, but we're here. We're here. That's what so. Hell yeah.

That's why we created this show, because they told us it wasn't going to work. Really? This shit been working like a motherfucker. God damn this shit working like gangbusters. You pitched this to a TV network? Man, you'd be surprised how many motherfuckers was bullshit when we were trying to tell them what it was. I was like, Nick, I can't tell you. You just got to see the shit.

And they were like, I know. I'll tell you, like, don't sign anything not talking here. You know, heard from you new niggas. I ain't seen them. I wish the fuck I would have took that advice. Man. But, I mean,

the good part is you... I'll be somewhere saying, and Peter, fucking thoughts? Just a joke for the road. Coming right up Hold on, let me get into my magic jokes. I've written over 13,000 jokes You know that, right? What you want? Love, sex, spirituality.

Niggas, not the poem, nigga. Not the porn, nigga. But the gamut is you gamut on yourself and you started this shit I mean, that's one of the reasons why I started my podcast, too, because I figure it's always good as a comic for us to have our own shit that we can own. You know, I typically

people all the time, I say, that is not my TV show. It got my name on it. I get paid from it. But at the end of the day, it's their fucking response. That's their show. They can cut that motherfucker off TV anytime they want to. But you can't, you can't fuck with my stand-up. You can't fuck with my podcast because that's the shit I own. So that's

the shit I invest the most in it. Because when they come back and take their shit back, I can still eat. I saw it happen firsthand. I was right there. They were like, well, we didn't have no job no more. Take the shit off there. Somebody got man.

some shit that was said. Oh, yes. I know. Take what off air? I mean, the whole ad TV show. You had one? I mean, I was, the show I was working on. What was the name of it?

I'm serious, nigga. I don't watch TV. I watch the handmade tale. I like to see white clicks get cut off. Man, man. What was? That's what that show about? No, them bitches was made.

Oh, fuck it. Now, my kids watch that shit. You didn't got Miss Pat hat. Oh, yeah, I think he had. She got vertigo. I don't know what she was. I don't know. What's going on?

You say the wrong thing. They take the whole shit out. So that's why it's good to own your- Exactly. Yeah. You can't fuck with Hollywood like that. They only want you when somebody else buss you open. What?

The fuck-up part about if I've known him for 20 years, he had like everything come out of my mouth. It's shocking to him. Fuck is wrong with you, Kyle. Oh. God damn. We did open mic together. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. The motherfuckers in Hollywood sit back Watch this shit every Friday Like, not yet They're not yet They just don't know Well apparently they like weed

We're gonna weed these things to death Well, I don't like weed Because I don't smoke it I'm gonna just taking it in So I have appetites when I leave here I forgot I lit it up I put it out Out of respect I forgot

Try to respect Whigs I mean Ladies, whoever. What you said them shit was a thousand dollars, you know. Watch where you dumping your ashes. A thousand dollar wig, man. You fucking around and smoke around there.

That bitch bit and caught. The wig? The wig. Thousand a bitch still alive. You don't buy your girl a thousand dollar weeks. Oh, I know. You don't know you do, but you do. You know the fuck I didn't.

I know if I buy some thousand dollars shit, Ms. Pat. Did you get her hair fix? Excuse me? Who broke her hair? What? Why? me fix? Who broke it? Your niggas, who broke it?

Cullen, you ain't shit. You ain't fixed, Cullo. Who broke this? No, that's bad. You know, if that's what she want to do, whatever. I know. I know you that type of brother. Type of nigger.

If that's what she want to do. I know, I've seen you in action. Don't be playing. You ain't seen me action like that by a thousand dollars worth of weed or shit, now. Well, I'm hoping that you do some shit like that. No, uh-uh. I see the, I don't see the type of one. Not like, don't even want no thousand dollars worth a week.

I'm talking about weed. I'm talking about just... My girl don't need. She probably stopped. She got help. See? She white? No.

She got white. You take a bitch with white. She got to be white. Don't be on here accusing him. Wait a minute. Slanderish. Wait, that. Don't say that.

This is not anything fast. I'm sure. No, no. Not on this black one. Wait a minute. There's black men with black women with black children on this mother. Okay, motherfucker. Okay.

Nick, hey the baby! What fuck make you think you think somebody with a wig ain't got no hair? No, no, I'm saying. That's the reason why she doesn't. Go get yourself together. That's not no $1,000. She said, I need $1,000 to get my hair together.

I'm going to have to go watch this get done. Come. Right here. Hey, whatever she did with her allowance. Because he said she had hair. Whatever she did with her allowance. I'm not letting know. I got hair, too.

I just put on the fucking weed. I know, but if the weed $1,000, we're going to have to, work with what you got is what I'm saying. You don't need no $1,000 worth of shit. Get a ponytail. How much the polandale's cost? $3.50, $3.50? Get you a ponies?

Spend a motherfucket of $3.50. I'm talking about something. If the wig $1,000, you better get it in pieces. Stop doing that shit. Why are you got some motherfuckers rent ain't $1,000? What the fuck she need $1,000? Oh, everybody rent in Lenton $1,000. Even on Motherfucking Hill Street that the rent is $1,000, I mean, more than $1,000.

You got that stuff I shouldn't be costing no real. Definitely. Absolutely. What are you going to live at for less than a thousand dollars

and a lot? I don't know. What the fuck is you going that you need a thousand dollars a week? To 85 south shit.

You wear a ball cap in this bitch Don't nobody give a fuck with what you? I'm the only one going to be fucking you.

What do you think I give a fuck about their pain? Man, these niggas don't stimulate me like that. We best out there.

Oh, you don't like a nigga, look at your brain. What's what fuck? Those who's the LeBald hit, bitch. You're a fucking Auntie, that's who she is. Don't you ever disrespect us? Don't you ever call up and talk about Clayton like that again?

No, ain't nothing wrong with, you know, reasonable shit. You got to take care of your lady. You want her to look her best? Yeah. Yeah, go get that shit done. Some of her. You know, that shit is extreme. They might need it, you know.

Little everything. extra care. Sometimes it ain't even just about to have. It's just needing a new outfit. If you got a $1,000 a wig on, you need to be bringing $10,000 at home. No, you don't. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. So you just cause lay around

talking shit and get $1,000 and get $1,000. It's price ranges. And you'll get your price point. And you get your price point. Well, they need the motherfuckers. They do you get out here fucking for free anyway. Yeah. Fuck's for free. A lot of. Yeah. Only fans.

That's for only fans. I'm not saying. Ain't nobody's fucking on that. They're just planning themselves. Well, that's fine. You're playing your whole self. They get money out there, too. I know.

I know quite a few people are. I want one of them to buy me a truck. They don't hear brag about all this money. They got ain't spent nothing on the niggas. I don't know. Do means have only fans? I'm sure they do. Somebody got to fuck these women.

You can't. What? Yeah, they need only fans niggas to fuck the only fans' women in the only fans video. You ain't got to be on only fans. You can get on that bitch to read erotic fiction. That's what I do. That's what I do.

You know what I do on my own? I'm going to start an only fan and just listen to read that shit, bro. Really? I'm going to do that shit. I mean, you ain't got to get any of English. How do you pronounce that word again? You said, erotic. That's, that's even, that's even nasty.

Herodic I'm going to do it in my Manly, boys too What's the word again? Horotic Horotic You put an age on it That's yours now

Okay What it was supposed to be Arrotic Oh Arrotic Is that saying No keep the shit with the age Keep the shit you said Because you didn't

brought horse to the table They can be horridic Niggas would be looking Because they're going to be looking Forerotic But they're going to see Herodic They're going to be like

Oh So do you say What do you say Horotic booty hole in different colors you can say that I don't know if that's a cold word

that you know you say to a freak and she get nasty immediately what is a question erotic booty holes in different colors than her eyes rolling her head and she just started to suck a dick that's like one of them point of movies they're trying to sell on the cable package

or rotic booty holes four what the fuck when the three and two from out that shit come on calendar 99 Do y'all watch porn? Yeah, yeah. I don't watch too much. I don't watch porn.

I like the shit when I was too young to be watching porn. I like that ghetto-ass porn. I don't like porn. Like you was talking about the only fan shit, it just be like just a hood bitch who worked at Hardish just in the car playing with a titty on a lunch break. With the dirty uniform on? That's down.

You can't see none of that. Nick, that hardest people got this shit all up here. You see a name tag. I like the hood shit. You like to see hood bitch. I don't like porn. I do. I don't want to meet Jesus with that.

With porn? Yeah, you know, they say everything you do, and he's going to wipe it back at you and show you what you did. He knows. He saw it. He saw who did it. I was just watching it. You were dead when they taped it, Jesus.

Don't play with me. Don't make mine, Lord. Don't play it with me. Well, why I'm watching it again? See, that's, man. You're going to let me in a night. God ain't bet it like that. You ain't going to let me in just say that,

my nigga. You ain't got embarrassed it. Watch me jack my dick Do all the fucking footage man You wild boy You're fucking that's what I love You sure you ain't the devil? Y'all definitely related

Because this is hell This is hell I gotta sit here with my savior And my dick out Just imagine Just send me down there bro Where the elevator Just imagining you and heaven

All of a sudden you hear Jesus voice Hey who let him in here Get his freaking Hey Gang bang men Gang bang bitches! Really?

Man getting him to follow him up here with us. Hey! Hey! Brazilian bubble butter. Jesus, that nigger. That freaking nigger came back. And he's... Any uncircumcised.

Lord, Lord. When he died, he left one on pause. It was a hardest bitch playing with a nipple in the parking lot. Jesus. Forgive you. I... I asked for forgiveness for watching the porn. Jesus, you heard me ask for forgiveness.

Now, why are you looking at him? You said everything else, and then Jesus is just like, hey, man, we gotta talk about this porn shit, man. Right, all this other shit. I don't like, you don't do anything for me. You got vertigo. But you, you, I also had kids in elementary school, so that probably fucked me up there too.

It's an elementary school. Mm-hmm, say it made great. You know, I was done. You had... First baby at 14. That's seven grade. I don't know. How long you went to school, all the way?

No, I had another baby, eighth grade, I dropped out. Hey? Yeah, I never had to go find out how to feed these babies and shit. Yeah. You can't, you mean, I didn't have a lunch car for all of us, so I had to let my lunch go and go home and feed them. Shit. That's crazy.

you on here blaming me for shit what you mean blaming you for shit you said i had to hold you he was i only had one baby daddy at the time oh i was 14 15 when i had them oh shit i what your finger fucking about in and 15 i started having some real sex 15 yeah i don't i didn't know what finger was oh i had lying i was good at that shit i'm still in Bus ride. You finger people on the bus? That's, yeah. That's a little kid's shit.

You know fingered around the world. People need to know this. I thought you want to hold. No, I'm just saying I've been around the world. I fingered around the world. It's not like I went around the world two fingers. I do. So happy.

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