The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - MS. PATT in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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But I was saying one time he was down here, his phone went out, right? This was back when you could put the other SIM card in the phone. She gave him her old phone. That goddamn eye cloud synced up. All you heard. Boy, I watched that nigger fall to his knee. He was so hurt. She said, ooh, I saw exactly what's on that screen.

N-knit, what's on fucked up, too? It was a flip-phone. She sucked a dick on a flip-phone. No, it was an iPhone. It was an iPhone. No, no. No. No.

No wonder you stay mad. It's married now. Oh, you're in love. Happy. I don't know about it in love. Boy, this is lying this nigger took some holes you will ever see, boy. Niggas out there telling him a hole he's six two How the nigga you mind?

Who? Your son? He's talking somebody he's six too Oh, he was out there telling him hole Yeah, I'm six two I don't know He was lying his ass all boy He forget to tell he got three kids

Fuck that That ain't gonna never stop nothing Show ain't not these bitch Not these desperate hoes The economy's fucked up You can't blame the hose Hose is just doing Exactly what they're supposed to do

Yeah. And then once you compare them to other groups, like holes, they think that's the bottom tier. It's some women who ain't hos out fucking the hos by a long shot. Well, we're in Atlanta, so it's a shortage of men's here. No, it ain't. How is a shortage of men?

Everybody fucking the same people. It ain't no shortages, motherfucketer. There's a lot of unfucking people. When people were like their own man, Carlos, they don't want to share some. It is a shortage. But it is. It ain't no shortage.

Yes, it is. Everybody don't even supposed to have one person. Yes, they do, Carlos. No, they don't. God didn't set it up like that. Yes, he did. Nowhere in the world is there a perfect balance of nothing. It's supposed to be one-on-one, Carlos. No, I don't. First of all, let me say this to you. Y'all don't have enough dick to share. By the time you need to get by 40, this shit is only getting hard in the middle. I let you do this shit too many times. I'm not about to sit here and let you tell me what kind of dick I can ask. I'm from Mississippi I'm slaying

I'm slanging dick I'm slanging dick I'm slanging dick You were slanging dicks You didn't land a little pipe Now I got 20 years of experience I don't know how to hit that more For me

I've been getting extra men Like Super Mario No Carlo No Carlo You land a little pipe And you go to sleep for the bitch Dude I damn show do

Wake up and tattered ass up again No you don't I see why you act like that You ain't got enough energy, Carlos. That's why I save it all. I save it all for the fucking. That's the most excited you ever going to see me. Mm-hmm.

How many women you got? How many I don't have none. None. Zero. Can't be my woman. Why? Because I see how you act when I... I see the before and after.

Of who? How they act. Before you give me the before. I like her. After I fuck, then now you're all up on me. Go on somewhere. You was busy. Why you take it back so fast now? What happened to all them friends and obligations and places you had to be? No. She probably fell in love. That's what I'm saying. Don't do that. Don't do that. Let me fall in love. So you like holes. Okay. No, I don't. I like what holes bring to the table. Okay. Well, uh, Frankie Beverly and May say, nothing but

Happy feelings. You ain't shit. I see why all these girls are the latter gay, because they got put it with niggas like you. I go out to get me a fake nigger, too. They gay because somebody touched on. No, ain't anybody gay because nobody touched on. Anybody never touched my motherfucking daughter.

They get tired of niggas like you. If they take a nigger like me to make you eat some pussy, you's going to eat it anyway. You wanted to eat that pussy. I see why women are gay in the loud, just gay period. They got to deal with the bitches like you. I get my dick off Amazon too. Oh, you won't? You're full of shit.

You're trying to discount me, but you can't. I'm not trying to discount. I'm some of that shit that don't go on sale. Colo, ain't anybody going to put up that booze. Yes, the fuck they are? Oh, you in your 40s, Carlo. So? You're whining down.

Oh, you crazy. I just figured this shit out. The tinnies who was paying for the pussy had the right idea the whole time We've been lied to we should have been buying it All we had to do is buy that you and get the fuck on What? What? You know how many times we didn't spend fucking with people we didn't even want

Like I thought I wanted you bitch you leave panties in the floor I don't want you What are you putting me? Panties that, nigga you leave your shit in the floor Man got damn crunchy ass panting Nigger, your shit be crunched in the back. No, they don't. The fuck, like I ain't never seen a nigga drawn.

I don't get crunch in the front because we get wet in the front. Nigger, your shit leaks in the bag. What if they got both? Well, I got both. Exactly. So you risk them out. So they don't get crushed.

There's plenty of women out here with them patens that don't look like she'd been in the trap all day. The front of my guy, I feel like I was in the trap all day. Don't act like y'all shit. They ain't got no crunch to it either, then. You're trying to black. some shit that other niggas did on me.

That ain't gonna work. So your draws ain't never crunch in the bag? No. You don't look back there, Carlos. Yes, the fuck I do. No, you do. I'm gonna make you spend the night me for 24 hours and see your drawers. Miss Pat, if I spent the night with you for 24 hours, I'm bringing at least six drawers.

I take too many draws everywhere I go. Damn. Everywhere I go. Is you put the whole leek? I ain't the type of, no! No. I just grew up with one of them mamas who didn't allow. Nothing dirty.

I don't even feel like you're supposed to wear the same draws all day. What? Because of shit like that. These niggas out here with crunchy drawers that make niggas like me have to keep goddamn changing the shit like that. Yeah. I'm not wearing the same drawers all day. The Walmart-ed-draud.

There ain't no fruit of loon, haines-ed nigger. What would you wear? Man, Calvin Klein and Gucci and massachi and shit like that. Nothing but the best of fabrics on these nuts. So if you wear nothing but the best of the best of, That's the fabric on your nuts. Why you changing them so many times in the day? So they'll be fresh, Ms. Pat.

No matter when I take them on. They're not fresh when they come off your ass. You can't be wearing draws six, eight hours and think you're going to pull them down and they're fresh. It don't work like that for nobody. Ass going to start smelling like ass at some point. So, nigga, you got your draws on the timer? I just keep fresh draws on, Ms. Pat.

Probably the most thing I own is draws. New draws weekly. Every week I go get some new drawl. So what do with the old draw? I donate them to motherfuckers who don't have them nothing. If you think I'm lying, come to my house. I got boxes stacked up that I give away. I don't know who takes used drawers, Carlos.

All right. That's just right now nasty right now. You shouldn't give you used draws to the homeless, Carlos. I mean, if they were screwed on a loom drawers, I can understand that. But I don't buy them. I don't wear hands. I don't care. That is nasty.

Miss Patton. I'm sorry to tell you. And you probably were the ones that. don't even have a rub in the waist. They don't. It's elastic. This is Lycra and shit like that. These are them good draws.

They pay. Don't wear that old chicken-ass shit. Look at that. All that stretch and bounce. Oh, cotton draws. I wish the fuck I would with him in prison. Fuck, no. Well, you know when you get...

Well, you know when you get a certain age, Carlos, you have to keep your nuts. You know, you know, when you get a certain age, you don't suppose to let your balls hang. Yes, you do? No, it's not good for you, Carl. never had balls. You don't know. Okay. That's why Granddad and them sit down like this,

Miss Pat. You ever seen an old man sit down? He's slow. You think it's because it's bad. That's because he don't want to sit on them nuts. The nuts. See, your nuts and your ears keep growing for your whole life. They'll never stop. Your nuts and your balls. It's the biggest thing you ever going to have. Okay. She, you ever sit down on one of them nuts? That shit makes your motherfucker. This shit hurt all behind your ears.

How the nuts you got? Long German Shepherd nuts. I'm scared I might have to get some surgery to move them up because they hanged so far under that. They might have to put a sten in there just to scoop them nuts up a little bit. Your nuts need a BBL? Huh?

Your nuts need a BBL. I need to go on. I need a nut lift. You know how they lift the titties up. They're going to have to lift them balls up. I need a sack lift. If you're nuts, I'm gonna like that. Because he's about some size of eight nuts, but they're in a size of ten stack.

It's too much slagging them balls. There's room in there for one more nut. One more nut. I can put one more nut in there if I needed to. I'm gonna tell you right now. There's something wrong with you. I know it. I'm fucking.

up. You do type of knuck, you type of a nigga when you hit a bitch on the back them nuts go all the way to a star. I do a joke

about this shit. It sounds like when a horse be walking. Damn. You probably your nuts probably beat a click up.

She'd be looking back. Who else back up? That ain't. Ain't nobody else. It's just them balls. I'm a baller.

Ballaholic. Ballaholic. You don't never be at the family union. You see granddad is sitting on that chair so them nuts can hang off there.

Boy? My, that was your grandadet used to go. That's why he leaned back. That's my daddy. That's your granddaddy. He keeps calling my daddy. He's my granddad. He's a goddamn granddad.

He's on no name by no family tree. Whatever you told me last time you was on here, I got so much respect for your daddy. Taking your uncle every Friday gets some pussy. Every Friday. Every Friday. Not two Fridays a month. Every Friday. That boy walking.

That boy walking. It's all. Oh, you've been doing a robin? Oh. Oh, what we go and break you? Dad. What's that your head down? He just had knee surgery.

Oh, he did. Ludda called me old. He the one he had to get a new knee. Oh, I saw when he was in the hospital. As soon as I lay out there in my shit, Park. That's what you get. The same moment. I'm like, look at that nigga.

I was like, ooh, shit. Surgery. Hey, I still got both of my meniscuses. I was born with the E motherfucker, too. And I played sports. He probably got a young nigga miniscus now. No, yeah. This shit, like, breaks with no robes.

Mm. You know what I'm saying? Ain't nothing in that stopping it. It feels better, don't? Son, he's been on a date. You know, he's not the same thing? Oh, you go down here, date. And what found today?

Delta's. Oh, yeah, I saw them celebrating online. These are you going? Amen. Don't need no woodshies. Nah, let me push that much for it. Oh, damn. Y'all got these motherfuckold of all.

Some black market. There's some Timo shit. I'm teasing. What are the ones that for the athletes and the activities? What's all guy? Huh? He'd be playing music like. wife, Jay-Left.

Just turn this sad-ass shit off, me. You look like Jim Jones. Who? Jay where? I'm telling that. Bro, I can't go to sleep without soul train. That's what you fall asleep to now? Boy, in the second video, I'm gonna...

What? That's your dream. That's your dream. It ain't want to be a soul train dance. I'd be out of it, boy, I'm telling you. Oh. I pray. Turn these shits on.

Let's go to work, man. Y'all bullshit. What are you doing? Pray. Mm-hmm. Pray 50 times a day. You gotta give it up to the Lord. Jesus.

You turn the stairs shit, I'll just play some more old-ass shit, huh? Fuck you think we work at V-103? That thing won't be successful. He's so goddamn bad, man. Welcome. Morning show. Fucking Ryan Cameron-ass shit. We're giving away tickets to the cruise.

Not the cruise. We got those passes to see my man Usher Raymond down at State Farm Arena. Featuring Monica, Brandy. We've got VIP tickets to see Charlie Wilson. Stay tuned. We got four o'clock traffic jam coming up with hits from Luther Vandross. Chardee. And Bavillet and maize. But you ain't born in Boeh.

This is the nigga here, Bert. What Miss Pat do to you? He ain't trying to send messages through the music. With my whistle, you ain't never played this shit. Never. Try to get freaking, man. She's married, man. She's married, man.

She's married, man. Her son in here, in front of her son. He'll get a fuck. I ain't gonna lie, bro. I can't go to sleep. Unless I play Soul Train. When you start this shit? You start this shit. Listen, bro.

I'll be going by the second song. Cry. I'm out of here. Oh, you'd be watching the performances. The performance. Oh, I thought you meant like that. I ain't even know Teddy Pendergrass was in, what about name? Merlin and the Blue Note.

Mervin and the Blue Note. I don't think you were born either. I know. They want to listen to that shit in my household. I said, damn, what that nigga look like Teddy? Yeah. What you grew up on? Michael Jackson and Smoke at Norfolk.

Your Lumber Avenue. Oh, you came from a Christian house. And they said, Smokin' Norfolk. That's the light skin, a gospel singer. You couldn't touch that radio. Everybody want to fuck Smokin' Norfolk. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Smok and had them with them all Christian folk in a chokehold. He is the usher. Over there. He showed one. I don't do gospel, but I went over there and listened to him. I wasn't a big fan of gospel music. My grandma used to listen to Al Green gospel album. He dropped that gospel album.

Hell yeah. before after the grits that was after the grits way after the grits that was Reverend Al green oh yeah we didn't listen to my mama listened to gospel from eight in Sunday morning to the noon and then after day it was all the blues she gave God three four hours and after day they went back to the regular day we went to the blue we met we list a lot of fucking fucking Teddy Pettigraph what's that man oldest red is all the moon I don't know we were I'm I love music.

Isaac Hayes had the radio station. He used to play all the hits. This is Isaac, Bubbly Hayes on Hot Butter So. My folks ain't listen to nothing. Man, we listen to all the classes. My mom never did, I mean, she never cleaned up either. She told us a clean-up. But, boy, she played that goddamn music.

To the point where I don't even listen to music in my house. I listen to so much music coming up. I don't want, and we had to dance. You know, you're black. You had to entertain the people. For the $5. Yeah, for $5. We can get paid.

And then all we had old niggins said, shake that ass. Damn, that's, that sounded like good. Back in the day. Shake that ass, damn. Nick, we were like seven, man. Come here, you're shaking that ass.

You know what was crazy? Because back, I'm 53. So when we went to school, you learned about smoking in the bag. Smoking the bear told you, don't do drugs, don't stay house on fire, shit like that. We're going to woods.

So we went home to a bootleg house with a house and shake that ass. And the one day I told her mom, I said, oh, thank Smoke in the bear want me to shake my ass. Boy, she slapped the shit out of me and said, who the fucking smoking the bell? Because I live by smoking the bell.

You know, smoking the bell got me almost knocked out many fucking time. Damn. Damn. Now, we had all the classics, we had a good variety of music in our house, though. A lot of that shit. That wasn't my shit all over the place now.

My fault would be quiet. All the R&B and all the classics and shit like that. We had all that. We just had a lot of big yard part. Yeah, but we had the best yard parties in Mississippi. Well, y'all, I mean, see that ain't how shit else to do. We had a big-ass-to-do. We had a big-ass-a-y-y-all.

We used to have a ball out there. We had the yard part here and a year. We had the old nigga DJ used to play all the old-nigger mute. That nigga was cold. Really? What a DJ name was? Yard party? Yeah, that's when there, it don't even be a party for real. It could be in the hood.

It could be in any day. It could be any day. Because in Mississippi, we're on Ireland. We don't know what I'm saying. No, I'm saying. Yeah, we had our own land, so we could have a party any day of the week. Was it family? Everybody's family in Mississippi.

That's the thing. Right. So who you fuck? Your third cousin? Yeah. Shit. My brother fucked our third cousin one time, and I just, I was out. My granddaddy didn't like it.

My mom didn't like it, but he's like, my brother would always say, this bitch don't count. They don't. She's too far down the road. Yeah, she's through that bloodline. You're in the country. My rule is. Third cousin really don't count. No, that's your aunt.

child child. That's too far that alone. That bitch can't even donate no blood to you. If my grandma ain't had no pictures of you at her house and you ain't never been to my grandma's house. What do you say? Have a baby if you want to. People leave that shit.

Not even knowing. We are them babies. We are them babies. I don't think my mama fucked her brother now. I gave our family tree is a bush. Them branches go right back together. No they don't. Just the fuck they do.

I'm in Mississippi. You think I'm laughing. These motherfuckers had, we can't have no more family reunion, brother. The last two family reunions, we found out that all us had the same granddad. That dink is fuck both sides of the family, man. This is how crazy this shit is. My granddad had so many kids.

My mama didn't meet her last brother until about, probably about five years before she passed. They just found this, they find the kids 50, 60 years later. My granddaddy had a whole other life in Chicago. This nigga in Mississippi had families. They stayed right across the street from each other and didn't even fucking know it.

You ready for it. Now, this is how they found out. Cory Booker, the senator from Illinois, my auntie said, Booker, that's got to be our people. Let me look in the phone book and see it be in the phone book. Call all the bookers looking for this man.

Didn't find him, but found my granddaddy other kids. Everybody grown. That's how people used to find their relatives through the phone, the yellow pages. Here we go. My granddaddy sister, baby child. Now this is my cousin, huh? This is my dad first cook.

This is my second cook. Get how old shit. Four. Ninety-two. And who is, that's your auntie? That my cousin. You know, you got another two years.

Man, that's my cousin, man. That might be your grandma cousin. No, that my granddad. Because my granddad had 12 sisters and brothers. Uh-huh. So that's his sister child. So you know, in the family, you only be seeing your grandparents. You'd rather see your grandparents' sisters and brothers.

Some parents, some families, you blessed when you got your great-grandparent, your grandparent. And your folks. You feel me? Y'all don't know how privileged and bless y'all live. This is how crazy my great-grandma here. You got a great-grandma?

My great-girl-ma. My great-girl-ma got two sons named Willie. Both of them named Willie. Both of them. So when she said Willie, both-forn't-combe. Willie! My cousin and my sister got the same name,

Gloria William, Gloria William. Damn, you... And my grand-nater was named George, and it was like eight George's in our family. And then we was taught kids to never use anybody real name. So the police came and they asked for George. It's a bunch of

George's in the house. So my grandmother's name was 38, Big George and Batcad. So if they walked up and asked for George, who the fuck you want? It's a bunch of George's his mother's up. So we was taught never to we was taught nicknames. Like I don't really know a lot of my cousins

real name. Oh, that's life. Only because my granddad ran the bootleg house and everybody was stealing and doing all kinds of shit. So they said the police show up and you only no nickname, then who the fuck they're looking for? Okay, so in my family, ain't nobody never seen my uncle daddy. What?

Nobody never seen this. I ain't never seen my niece, daddy, but I know she here. A lot of niggas ain't never seen that daddy. That ain't nothing. No, it's like, one time. You're talking about nobody in the family. Like nobody seen them.

Like, when you talk about it, you be like, you know who daddy there, man. He ain't never seen. Who is them, daddy? Who is your niece, daddy? Who is your niece, daddy? Uh-uh, I'm just saying, my mama's brother. There ain't nobody.

Nobody never seen this, nigga. Nobody never seen who? My mama's brother, his daddy. Don't nobody know who the fuck he is. He's the only one who got their own daddy though. Right. A lot of people back in the old day were selling pussy because there's five of us right.

My grandma was selling no pussy, Miss Pat. I don't know. My grandma went to work every day. That's a hard work woman right now. Come on now. No, man. You got your talk. No, not grandma.

Not grandma. Not grandma. Not grandma. She was selling no. She was selling that. She was selling me. You know your grandmama couldn't put her in my grandma was that she she went without she would have went without she's oh no godfrey no no she didn't no she didn't no she didn't she picked them acorns up every day she told them she's oh god damn good

look grandma saw a pussy call no fuck she didn't flower and eggs no she didn't if your grandma my grandma your grandma cannot hold their mom they did hold a lot of value that there in the Fly. Yeah, I suck your dick, Mr. Willie. No, she wouldn't. My grandma wasn't out of her sucking no dick. I bet she was white. Especially no white man, Miss Peck.

You ain't fair to sit here and lie on my goddamn ground. I'm about in Mississippi. No. You're going on down like that. You're a goddamn like. That's all the women did back in the day. They fucked and clean. Your grandma was a maid, a prostitute, a grandmama, a mama.

No, she wouldn't, Miss Pat. Okay, I'm just telling you your history. No, you don't know my goddamn history. You don't know my goddamn history. Nigga, why do you think your motherfucking beard hair straight? That's the biration in you. No, I ain't biracial at all. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. There ain't. Shut up. Your nut hair ain't that sauce? Yes, it is. No and not. It's the same hair.

How are you going to tell me about my nut hair? No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Why do you take that shit white on the tip? Because that's your great-granddaddy coming out. No, it ain't. No, it ain't.

I got a picture of them. I'm talking about the woman. I'm not. My great-grandmother-old. My great-grandmother-old. My great grandma mulatto, man. Your grandma, she's Indian. She's a idiot.

Everybody sold pussy collar on. No, they did back there. That's why older women, was she fat? Mm-mm. That was why them older women never put on no draw. That's what I'm saying. They put on her mu-moos so they just lift their dress up, go in there and ride a nigga for $8 and go on.

I ain't got no fat grandma. Oh, both of my grandma's skinny. Both of them. I bet you they were selling pussy. I don't want to be in my grandma. I got big unto you. One thing I do. They weren't selling pussy.

They were selling tits. No, no, they want. They were like their milking them to cheer. That was they milked the cherries. I'm talking when they needed money. That's why older. Remember, you know the people, the jokes black folks say, their grandma sitting in front of the fan with a fan hitting the pussy.

They never wore draw so they could stay ready. Ooh, that what that smell was. No. They weren't no smell because they used to beige with bleach back in them days. Put their vinegar. Yeah. And them dish you. But they ain't worked.

They fuck a nigger, then go stick a dush in it and then go to church. Do I have a girl mama do. So somehow is it that one more ball? Huh? No. What you say? In some houses, it wasn't mockball. Mop balls?

That smell. That smell. Now, old people just got a smell. They got a little smell to them. Old people, that's just old. They get old. They start, oh, their house starts smelling different. My grandma ain't sold no pussy.

I don't want you leaving here thinking that. You're a goddamn life. Callow. Use a goddamn life. Carlos. He's going to stand up for that man. He's a goddamn life. Boy, you tell them the motherfucker.

How you, nigga, how you think you got them school pants? She didn't saw them. What's you're talking about? How you think you got them school clothes? I ain't grew up. What? I grew up privileged. Yeah, I know you did. I want a pussy your religion sold. Hey, what you got

no pussy sellers in my family? You grew up pussy. I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think of who the pussy stella is. Huh? That ain't my, no, my grandma was me. She ain't sold no pussy. Her customer service wouldn't have been good. It ain't about

customer service. You know, you know what you're going to do. I'm going to say. How many times you fucked the bitch you didn't like? About 11. More than 11, Carlos. Probably a lot. Everybody's got my son-a-old puss. No, they didn't. Yes, they did.

That was your grandma selling all that pussy. I'm telling them all that pussy. Everybody's grandma trauma. He sold it all. I had settled that kutche. The name every child, Joy. Name them, Joey. My grandmother died from alcoholism.

Mm-mm. That wasn't what it was. What was it? Selling that pussy. They said, I never met my grandma me either. I knew my grandma my whole life. Yeah, you think you know. knew your grandma. I knew her. I ain't never mind,

me. Yeah, to be honest. I knew my black women. My grandma and my great-grandma. Niggins. I thought my dad or my granddad. I said, Craig. Yeah, who? Mm-hmm. He's a little he passed? No, he passed. 2013. But you had me when he was 61. How old was it when he passed?

Uh, let me see. That was 203. You probably been like about 70. 70? Something like that. Damn, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, dad, you were the only child he had? Oh, the baby. Oh, I just realized, too. I'm the baby in my generation. Like the baby, on the baby every time.

On the baby, Cubs, your dad was seven to eight. I'm the baby, huh? Your dad was seven to eight? Yeah. How was your mama? She was, my dad was 61, my mom was 45. See, he had mama seven bucks too. No, alright. Hey, if you watching this episode right now, we just want to let you know.

My mom was a couple of miss that. Your grandma was selling pussy. Your mom was selling pussy. Your mom was selling pussy. Yeah, one was saying fucking a six and some year. She was looking for some financial stability. Now, she was good. How many kids she had behind?

Me. That was all he could do. He was six and one. I ain't even bad to come out. I was just hanging out. I was like, shit. Nig. I'm going to go over there.

Nigel. Let me tell you something. If your mama didn't bust a nut that night, you would have never been here because your daddy just put powder in her. And then thank God. Damn, you'd be talking about our relatives. Your dad's sperm at 61 is dry. So he's heated the dry sperm in it and thank God she's none.

You get two more. You got one. You get two more. I'm going to be on your own. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. You get two more. You said grandmother is smelling coo.

I'm a dumbed duss sperm. Damn. That was fucked up. That was fucked up. That was a powdered sperm. I ain't never heard that one. Let me take... On baby powder, Spurn?

I came out as poop. When he graduated high school, his dad was in a senior citizen home. That's crazy. Your dad and your granddad and your granddad went to school together. 60. No.

I think my granddad was a slave. So was your daddy. 18? When you were you born? 72. I'm 53. Yeah, you're a crap, baby, too. Mm-hmm.

How old are you, Gallo? 42. Yeah. I was born in the middle of the right at the height of the crack epidemic. It was like 79. 83. Yeah, because I had my first child in 86. Yeah.

You were selling pussy. That's how you knew how to sell crack. Mm-hmm. You had earned an 80s. You already had the clad. I'm saying, There ain't no more pussy! Go on give me two of them rottens then.

No. I'm not an old old man. Get crazy. I met an old nigga that got me pregnant, but I ain't... Oh, you were looking for financial stability to do you! That nigga, Cene Reed, that's his daddy. He could go to Reed. That Nick, couldn't...

Hey, but he could skate. He could skate his ass off. That dad... He still be scared. I talked to that nigga up there. He said, man, I got these bad-ass cats. Oh, I'm talking to know your daddy. He had the nigga that'd be on the stand.

He'd be doing that up. That's probably him. That probably... That's exactly how he skate, too. For real? Yeah, he's like 63. Oh, that's the OG. Yeah.

With the boot skates. Oh, man, he's been in up for a long time. He wouldn't know him. He didn't know what his daddy looked like. He ain't never introduced? Yeah, but, you know, his daddy didn't do shit, so he don't really know his daddy. I understand. He can walk by him right now and know who fuck he is.

My husband raised him. I live and understand that. Colour, how much of this shit you're gonna smoke around me? I mean, I am on probation. For what? For what? You're on probation? No, but God damn, this shit is in my lungs and my head.

This is my medical marijuana. This ain't no medical marijuana. I'm gonna keep smoking because you said, this for my grandma. Yeah. And I'm a powder-spouse. Yeah, you might want to go on like yours too then. Yeah, give me one, man. We are prostitute babies and shit.

I'm gonna start introducing the story like Lebrose. I'm with power of this shit. Here I come. I'm going to run. Hell now. I'm just sad. I didn't know your daddy was that fucking old.

Hey, I ain't even gonna lie though. He was super old. He kept play ball with you. You know, you had to put Ben Gay on him. Now, he wasn't gay. Hey, show of that picture of you and your daddy with their same suit on. Boy, that shit funny.

It's in my other phone. That boy got a picture of him and his daddy with the Steve Harvey suit on. No cap. Here, a young nigga with an old niggins suit, that shit's something funny. I ain't had clothes, but I had suits. Did you have a little face of Adam shoes with the flap going across the top of that? I had cowboy boots.

You know what shoes I had as a kid? Did I hate it? You a junior? Hell no. Dang God. But I, what's your daddy name? Solomon. That's my granddaddy name, too.

You'd have been three solombs. Solomon, nigger. I'm the same name. Come here, Solomon. Yeah. That's a slave named Solomon. Solomon. Solomon Jr.

Get in here. I just feel like a nigga named Solomon sell fish. That's a fish man. Listen, my granddad had them kids and went to Philadelphia, man. Love my grandma. He loved your grandma?

How many? Gave her four and dealt. Went to Philly and had four more. So I got four Whitfields up there. I ain't never seen. We got to go find them. No, I don't. Your granddad of kids?

Yeah. Like my brother, them are my uncle's auntie. Oh, them your uncles and aunties. And I be their uncle. All they're all they're church. But who's going to look for a relative? Now, they're my cousin. They find us.

Oh, they find us. I don't go looking for them. You go looking for your relatives? Yeah, yeah. You never know. It might better know the nigger with some money in the family. I need the highlights. I don't really have to look too hard, though.

I pretty much know all my relatives. Because you're from Mrs. Fibbers, so it ain't. You don't want to get out. No, all right. Cuff. It's hip, Cuff. I need you, Coo, I need you help, Cud. I got family all of them.

I need to have through the midwetch. Going crazy down here, Coole, you're with for you, a boy, a blen line, got a hip to family, Coo. And what do you say when they say that? Who? No, that's what I tell them. Coole, we need help down here to South, Cooke.

You know, went up there to know, cause, like, we got 50 folks. I'm like, one of you, Cubs, I'm on y'all, you got all this, and there's a car. Coo. Coo. Coo, well, what needs a car, Cah. Got a hip, where they call you?

They call you. They never call me. They always call my other folks and then they tell me and I'd be like, don't y'all go find no more goddamn cuss. We are grown. Fuck all that. Well, my mind's don't have my number so everybody hit me up through Facebook. Now this is a real, well, I don't know a real cousin, but this is my mother's brother's daughter from the same mom and same dad.

And I just met my cousin. She's like 37. Her only brother, this history, I ain't never met her, and they were close. He died when I was like, self, alcohol, too. Damn, this isn't turning into therapy. You know, he- It's cringed, I need you, Cuck. I'm trying to tie up to smell cook.

The way he be putting it, my daddy cousin, Uncle, Cud, I mean, those are people you're supposed to give a fuck about, but that's you, you know. Family and family, man. I don't know. I didn't come from that. Like, I come, like, my, like, he knows it. You know what I'm saying? Family across the street, diving street.

They packed. And Emerson, Georgia, it's Bartow Calvin. My grandma, how, my uncle how old, my cousin, how, my other kids, how. So it's like, you walk down the street, you go to see family. Two, three streets over, it ain't number of family. All of us family. Well, I didn't have that. I grew up here.

You know. A bunch of strangers. Um, we just. was never tight, you know. When my granddaddy got locked up for shooting the lady, and that's what everybody hung out at. So he shot the lady like five,

six times, and he went to prison, so that kind of like broke the family up. So, you know, I think my granddad was his 60s when he shot that lady about eight times. God damn. You keep going up. He shot a 13 time. He shot a gun down.

You got to put a gun down, come. You got to stop shooting people, come. No, let me say. He shot up. So you put two guns together. I mean, they were 38, so he carried. That's six. Oh, he was bullshit.

So he shot, I'll never forget. I was a little girl. I was sitting on the porch, and the first thing went was her finger. She called him a motherfucker or a faggot, one of them. She called him some. And he was like, bitch, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. And so he was, my granddad with a bootleg man. He said, now on that bitch, called 911 because you're going to need him.

And he just sat down. And so my aunt come out of the house and said, Daddy, you shot the woman. He said, pull the fucking lookout, so I'm going to go to jail for the lookout, and I go to jail for this bitch. And so I think they gave my granddad in like five years because we thought she was going to die.

And so we all got put out the bootleg house. Damn. And it was an aright place right over there for Morrowland. Good time for aggravated salt. She was not really aggravated sound. That's a tip of murder. Bitch, what do you think? Pippet, p, p, p, p, p, p, pats.

He unloaded both the pistols. And I was like, granddad, you're going to jail. He's like, I know, babe. And he sat down on the owner. He didn't get a fun. And when the ponies... He was the O-G, though. She didn't came up show one, too many times.

Yeah, that was something else. It wasn't about that argument. He was like, hey, I shot him. And he just said, send me to jail. He went to jail. And that's what broke our family up. Because we all was at the bootleg house. Damn.

And when he shot her, it fucked our whole family up. He came back. No, y'all didn't get back again. He did come back. But he was a lot older and a lot slower. But I don't know if he did. Five or ten years. I can't remember.

But in the end, me and my cousin took care of him. Damn. That's right. Prison changing, motherfucker, though. My granddad, to me, was the baddest motherfucking royal. Like, he had, my granddad, I remember going to the Atlanta Zoo. They used to take you to the zoo for a field trip. And I saw Willoughby.

You know what I was alive. Yes. That's our pop. And I thought Willieby with my granddaddy. Stop. People don't know what about Willie Bee. Hey, man, that was. You got to be from Atlanta to know what was the smartest goddamn gorilla.

The smartest. This motherfucker used to come out and sit down and pose for the pictures. I said, man. For sure. I still got the picture. Man, he used to wave. Yep. He had a color TV.

He had a color TV. Yeah, the color TV. He liked Sesame Street. I didn't sit down and watch that shit. He liked Sesame Street. And then he had so many. And I like bananas, right? And I was like, how did he get all them bananas?

And it just blew my mind because my granddaughter had big ass hands like that. He was a big black man. I see my granddad to hit a nigga and knock him across the street. Like, my granddad was the baddest nigga in the world to me. He was the only person I know that will whoop his customer's ass and they would come right back and spend their 50 cent a dollar with him all day long. That's all right. He would shoot you.

He will pistol whoop you. My grander then played that shit. I see him beat many niggins' asses. That way that's that old violence. These folks selling pussy this shit. He don't know about the other side of the world. Our grandmothers were church ladies. They used to make cakes and shit.

Listen to smoking them awful. Yeah. Man, they were selling pus on this. Shout the nigga figure out. They shat the miss figure. Carlos, your grandma was selling pussy. No, she was not. It was the 40s, Carlos.

Everybody sold pussy. No, she might have sold it in me. That's all black women had the awful. She was 11 in the 40s. She was what? Probably 11. She wasn't telling no pussy. Well, she showed her selling that.

She didn't. My mom was 30. She was 30 in the 40? Mm-hmm. Yeah, she was selling it too? Yeah. I mean, come on, Carlos. Come on, I know.

That can't be the last resort of a smart black woman. I mean, I'm not saying it is a last result. I'm just saying there was just something like a good. That's a last result. What's going to do? I guess I guess I'm on my last. But you know. Hold, man.

Come on, Chuck. I got two minutes. I got 11 kids. You got 11 kids defeat. What's your mother for, I'm glad that for you said? Give me every bit of that peanut butter. You said, you... I want my $2,000, y'allel.

I want my $2.00. And you know what I'm still here? Time of a lot back there. Well, I mean, that's what they did. You said, you got some... I take a little bit of that, too. Oh, that grocery shank. I'm joking. I'm joking, a nigga, holy legs.

Look if I did that, I shit on my seat. I don't need You and Carlos Hold on my motherfucking leg I'm letting man go I'm dropping my man If you push my legs Man like that's too much gas

I'm so glad to jail That nigga holy leg You know how wonderful A position that is It's in sin right now Ready to go If I did that My stomach

would slip on my pussy So weird Hey Hey boy I ain't gonna lie It's a shit So crazy the other day, guys. That bitch wouldn't even let me make it home.

What? Lisa, when you go get something to eat? They ain't going to put this spot on black because they normally have some good food. And I went like four people. We all go get something to eat. Cool. And I'm going to crush it.

Now, I'm going to crash. I'm going to just say my sister. My sister took take forever. But come back. It's about 20, 3 a minute. She'd come back. I'm like, yeah, man. I just had to go.

Shit. I'm like, damn. Okay. At the restaurant? That's crazy. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I don't. That ain't crazy if you put that tissue on that toe. I'm like, that's right, but you cannot wait, huh?

That's crazy. Man, game, we get in the car, probably go three lights up. My storm will say, woo, woo, woo, woo. Yeah, it went like, br-uh, that one will be, woo, woo, woo, woo. I would like, oh, because you know, when you're in the car and you got to raise up the squeeze. I squeed,

I had a rain with, I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. I was like, hey, shout, we got to go to the nearest stove with a bathroom right now. Nick, I go to the trap. I go get some weed. He's thinking I'm coming to buy weed, but I'm really coming to shit. At the weed house. I had to buy an ounce.

I said, I'm like, hey, let me get an ounce. I'm going to be right now. Go straight to the bathroom, took a mean shit. Bought the weed house. Man, at the weed house. Bought the weed. got in the car, thought I was done, gang. I had to double back

buy another ounce just so I could shit again. A man with too much weed, I'm like, I don't even want all the goddamn old. Oh, what the fuck is. I can't wait to smoke stuff of this shit. Listen, bro. I don't know what was in that fool, bro.

Everybody had the shit. Do you ever fucking ride and fall in the toilet? Do I fall in the toilet? Because you're so small. No, no, man. I don't have him, problem. He looked like he's falling in the toilet. I bet you get...

All right, all right. Listen, I'm trying to be a spanking. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I had a good one, too. I had a go. I had a gunpowder butter. Nah, I'm going to wait. I cover the toys. I know you do.

I'm just saying, because I used to like little men like you. His dad was small like you. All right. I'll take it in the company. I'm just sad because you're so... I can imagine what you look like naked. I look like a micster. Too strong.

Your dick and you. Put you on your head. I like it. It's not to turn me off. I don't like skinning me as like this. Because you know a fat nigga meet your thighs. But they look little niggas like this. Well, beat that little fat hanging right now.

In between right there by the cushion. They don't know how to treat that. And we'll lick on it too. We'll lick on that part. It's like iceing on the cake. The fuck you. You look at you, you know for the fact, they got them two little handles

right there in the middle of their legs. Little niggas like that just, they get them black eyes. That ice is a lot of a man like that. But they're fascinated at how we get in there, well, I can't believe you got in there. We'll be right there face to face. That's why they like big women in love

when you fold their ass up. No, I don't know anything about that. Fold their ass up. I don't know about that, Carlo. I don't think I have been folded up. The big ones I know, they want to be folded up. Like, Langer. Well, the big one, you know, probably young, too.

You can't fold an old bitch like me about, I might not unbeian. I'm gonna be fucking them old. I'm gonna be fucking them old. Old women, pussy, got too many rules. You're gonna stay there, Auntie. What rules are you got? Oh, ah, ah, ah. Don't fuck me like that.

Like that's how I fuck. I ain't one of them holes. They're fucking like no ho. Can he eat the foot scrails? Slow out, fly. Get in this, put my foot. Let me say this. Put my foot down, now my toes tingling.

I'm going to hear all that. Carlo, we just want you to fuck us with respect. No, I don't do all that. I was in this cougar one time. I don't do that. I was like, I don't do that. That's what you were doing? I was eating the clit.

I was eating the clip. He was eating the clip. Look it out. That's painful. No it ain't. No, it ain't. You were chewing on it like gum. Mm-mm.

What you would do a sucky like a little way? Like I'll tell? What? You laughed. You shouldn't have? Did it get long? Did it get long? It pinned on a look.

I'll take that too. You should say... I'm the kid that used to eat the red string off a baloney. Oh, okay. Damn. But you shouldn't say that out loud. You know how juicy that red string gets. I'm talking about sucking on a click.

Why I shouldn't say that out of line. A click get about as long as a dick, so. Hell no. It shouldn't. If you do, abort, get out. Get your cut. That ain't push my boy. Get your cut in my phone.

Y'all niggas. That ain't who you think it is. That ain't who you think it is. Turn on. They're like, oh, come back on. Come back on. That's a boy. Get it out of there.

That's a boy, Damon. Get it out of there. I'm saying. I mean, but see, every women, see, that crazy. Every woman is different because you got the kid and you got some women that don't, you know, I'm going straight forward. I'm going for whatever y'all play with. And y'all be playing with that part.

Play with what? I don't play with myself. Man, y'all be like this. Not me. Not me. No, no, no, no. Not me. I'm a Christian.

Not me. No, my grandma was a Christian and you said she said, pussy. Stop bringing your motherfucker's grime up in this. So what you do then? Don't have, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is a family show. I don't do it. You heard what she said.

I grow myself pushing. What you do? I don't do nothing. I've been married 30-something years, so I don't have to do nothing. I'm just being honest. I know OG doing something. Who is OG? You stepdaddy?

Not her husband, but his stepdad. Yeah, he's stepdaddy. The one's her husband. They got their own room. We do. We sleep in separate bedrooms. Who? Before you knock it, think of how much peace that is.

That's a lot of peace. You just go in your room and lock the door. You only ain't gotta go over there. You know what's so fucked up, Carlos? Because my husband got so comfortable having his own room, this nigga locks me out. He should. You can't lock me out with mad.

No, you can. Yes, he can. No, he cannot. It's his room. So y'all gotta come in and check on each other like parents? Hey. We face signs. You know?

I'm going. Off here, come over. Sometimes I asked him, come on. He don't like my bed because it's soft. I don't like his bed because it's hard. And I'm going through menopause, so I love. And I'm going through menopause. like the beat, I like a, the heater on.

And he, he liked the air condition on, even in the wintertime. So it really, it works out great. It sounds like a great setup. It is, and people be like, but I've been married for 30-something, 32 years. I mean, yeah, what I'm saying,

everybody's spread a little different. You can't see it, be like, that's crazy. No, some people doing that now. But think about, you just ain't got no bed married and got in separate house. You got a countess, niggum. You got a lot of city.

That's true. You got some child, man. You don't even live together. They're married, though, but they've got their own house. I know some people like that, too. And people, you know, people, I think people just get so stuck on the traditional way that, you know, and I even tell young people, I say, you don't have to be married to be together. Marriage is just a piece of paper that make you hard to get out of this shit.

Right. Not a government in your shit. Huh? Not a government in your shit. Yeah, not a government in your shit. And if you get some money, you got to split. So you just, you know. People are like, y'all used to sleep in a separate bed room.

At first, it was kind of hard. It was, because I had been sitting... Whose idea was it? It was mine. Let me tell you, my husband would snore really loud. You do, too? He just ain't on this show to tell her. I can hear it in that room.

Hey, that's why she got her on, real. That was my decision. Hey, I built the wall. You know, and then, he don't want to know. I like to sleep. My tits need their own... I'm gonna pill them. Ah!

This niggins don't want to get my pils, my titty's on a little. Every time I walk in there, some damn tini is laid up on their own... She got a pillow and the titty got a pillow. The niggins got their own filth. One right here, one right here. And that's right... She got them set up like a DJ booth. This is in two.

This is in two. This is in a hell, right. My tini is set up like a tini set up like a DJ. But you're about right. But it's right. So Tiddy Royal. So Titty one. What do you think about Titty two?

That's clearly the inferior Titty. So it just worked. You know, I think it makes a relationship better. Right. I don't like it. I see a lot of benefits to it. Yes. I don't have to bathe every night.

Oh, that's funny. Wow. Did you see that on TikTok, though? Them ladies said they don't want to be in a relationship because they don't want to have to do shit like that, like take a shower every day? 2026 is a revealing year, and I want people to pay attention to what people say.

I don't like taking no bath every fucking night. So, like, I've been home since Sunday. So if I skip a day, you can't skip a day and put that. What? My grandma said, pussy. You don't want to watch your ass every day. No, that truth to stay. I know it.

Everything you got to. I mean, these balls be. They got to be wise, gang. But I'm just saying, if I'm in the bed by myself, I ain't nobody got to smell it with me, if that's what I choose to do. That ain't good, Auntie. That ain't good for women who out there like, right, no.

Yes, it is. If I don't want to get up and take a shot and I just want to chill in the bed, that's me. So what if your husband didn't know, right? And he was trying to be freaking. He snuck in the room. He tried to eat, he was like, hey, oh, shit. Man, get up, now.

Cut. How are you going to sneak around them teeth is on the pillow? He can't, he can't sneak in there. They're going to tell them. Hey, get up, now. Somebody is. Titty two, get up. What, man, what?

Come on, man, somebody in here, man. They're playing with the best, man. Come on. Wake batter. Get up, man. But. That's what made the relationship That's wonderful

You got to you know what I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm suggesting to everybody Who's going through it Man get your own room Fuck laying in there With her mean ass

Yeah We don't like the same TV my husband Like history shit Y'all like each other I love him Okay But I like

I'm an ex-drug deal So I like Bang Bang shoot him up Forrenic phous And shit If you watch No I'm watching Like

King of the South Anything Anything military Anything shit Like anything Anything Bob Anything killing. That's what I like. My husband

was like... You know, my husband was like mystery shit and, you know, shit they got to make you think. I just want to say a nigga get killed or something. You know what I like X-Files? No, I don't like scary shit. That's real. It lets you know how crazy people is in the world. Yeah, but that's going to scare me. So I don't

like to be scared. Yeah. You got a misemotion, man. I probably do. You like bang them up, shoot them up, but you don't want to be scared. Yeah, I don't want to see nobody get killed like that. I don't want to see no crazy. white dude bore nobody.

I don't want to see that. I want to see gangsters shit. That's what I like. But my husband, like, history shit. He, like, talk radio, a lot of NFL shit. I don't want that bullshit. Yeah, his TV, to me, it's boring. So, you know, I've been fake watching this show with him for the last three weeks.

What's what it is? I don't even, something to fucking detect this show. But I don't know what the fuck is going on. I just be acting. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, get the fuck out my room with that bullshit. Let's watch some drug dealing shit.

But he don't like drug that shit, because he grew up in the church with your grandma. Yeah, he knows. He know what? My grandma was a good lady. Oh, Tim. I'm not saying she wasn't a good lady. What was her name? Peter.

Peter. Mm-hmm. Because you like that Peter. Shit your ass up. What was your grandma name? That was her name, Peter. Ain't nowhere in the fuck no woman. Ain't no Peter.

Lizzie. Lizzie, oh yeah. They don't know that, though. Everybody's called Peter. Yeah, Lizzie. Peter, Mel. I had an aunt named Lizzie. She went with my uncle Joe Lewis, yeah.

She's old one too. Yeah, I'll tell you. I'm quite every woman that done done it. Every woman. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Oh, really. We got some women in here.

I got a stud. You know what's on the school? She's a stud. Oh, she said a dick. She what? She said she said a dick. She said a dick. Yeah.

You're a stud? Oh, you said, you said, you said, You owe you advertising for Amazon. Because you ain't got no dick unless you got one of them long clicks you've been fucking with. Huh? She keeping me in the briefcase.

Yeah, my daughter keep me in the bridge cage too. I thought she was bullshit. You know what? You're lazymen bitch will be killing me until their period. Come on. Then they're all girls for seven days. Hmm?

You stay away from us when she's on. What happened when you appear? Come on. You don't have no period? I'm not saying it. I'm saying don't you bleed. One time she had like a girl. real one time with her.

So you walk around like a nigger with a pad on? Oh, you're at Tampa. There you're all getting graphic as hell. She's a bad bitch. I've never wanted to talk to tampon. I've seen her one time when she had some cramps. She just stood there like a real nigga and was like, Ah!

She turned in the wood away. You ain't shit. What is crazy? Wait a minute, Carlo. She beat a son. I like, he straight games. Like, yeah, I'm straight. God damn!

She treated that shit like, ass and reflop. Hold on, hold on. You don't want to take nothing? No, roll the blunt, Nick, bitchy. See, we're trying to punch the crimson. I need to stretch. No, you don't. No, you don't.

You need to let your eyes and do what they're doing, bitch. I thought she was going stupid saying. What is she so bad. What are the hell, bro? You did that? Yeah. Me to tell me she's more fan than you call on.

Man, hell yeah. Boy, I'm so glad my daughter is not a stud. I'm so- . I think it's stupid, right. Huh? Because she look just like me, and I don't want my daughter. I don't want my daughter.

to see me as a nigga bitch. So I just don't want to see myself as a nigga bitch. So I'm so glad my daughter is the fam. Bro, what happened? What happened? What happened with this shit? Hit. I'm straight game.

Roll the blunt. Roll the blunt. God damn. So what are you doing? Oh, what are the funny job? What are you doing? Roading the blunt. I'm just following orders at this point.

Let me ask you this, Carlo. You ever fuck the stud? One time. one time. Oh, but that's funny. She wouldn't take that sports bra off, though. She gave me some pussy, but she wouldn't pull them titty out. It's just, I tried to grab them.

Move, move, bro. Get the pussy, man. Do what you do. Hey, with all that, brother, Dan, don't kiss me. Did you give a filetio? No, uh-huh. Because the way she gave me, because I was set up. that we was at the spot, you know what I'm saying?

At my crib, I had some people over. We smoke and blunts and shit playing the playstation. I look up, everybody gone. Everybody gone. I didn't realize they had got this late. She didn't went back there and put some of my basketball short. Had the pussy house sticking out through the basketball short. That's a lot of pussy house.

Hey, that's how I look, D.C. Then she tried to doubt. She dared me to get some of this. like, you scared, bro. Go on get some of these puss. I ain't going to tell nobody. Then she pulled them goddamn shorts. It had some nice hips.

She was wearing track and shit. So she had the nice-ass leg. And then the pussy, I was like, that's a girl pussy. That pussy is in great shape. Great shape. The lips was even because you hadn't been beat up like that. It looked like it had just came out of the box. Brand new.

Man. Then I guess it's like the weeds. hit all of a sudden, these motherfuck started looking good. I was like, damn, she has a clear-ass skin. Soft-ass hands, feet and shit with Prishy had some slags on with the basketball short. It was the slumber.

Them naked slabs. And then I was like, I know them, I ain't never really pay attention. Then the light hit them toes. I seen they weren't painted, but they had like some gloat, like it's kind of shining top. Like, I know, it's a decent-haired feet. And shit, and then. So,

next thing I know. You're in that person. hitting on the couch. Did you hit it wrong? What's brought on? Did you hit it wrong? No titties. I still don't know what the tithes looking like.

I wanted to do it. No. No. No. No. You have listened to that. Why? If he do that, she got to start over.

What you mean? A day. I wanted it to feel as close to what she'd been used to. So I wanted to feel some plastic on that. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. See, it's just like guys. So why you say she got to start over if he hit it wrong?

If he hit her to roll. He gets her the raw. It's wrapped. She got to start all the way old. Like, they're not even going to accept her over there. Yeah, she got to change Facebook groups for everything. They were like, you did your wet? Without a condom?

Uh-uh. No more. Take her clothes. They tell you anything from them. Don't nobody even know. Shout out to her. We put on a wig dress. You get out of here.

That's where you are, bitch. Let me ask you that. Wave, bitch. That's the thing about it, though. Were it good, Carlos? Yeah, it was good. I can't take nothing away from him. I can't, see, we don't give a fucking about that.

You could be whoever you want to be outside. That niggins. That is a whole vagina. You can't vagina shame me. Still a cooch. What is that shit for now? What the fuck is wrong with him? D.C., you ever slept with a stud?

Hey, yeah. I think everybody get to do it at least one time. I had to eat off with a stud. She's supposed to know to eat pussy and I said, gosh, shut the fuck up. What? She's like, I eat pussy better than you. I'm like, in my head, I'm like, bitch, I'm going to eat your pussy, too.

Bro the blur. You. I'm going to go super sad on that. You got to eat off with a stud? Yeah, yeah. Who won the stud? I did. Dude, she can't do nothing.

That man, been crazy. I don't believe you on that one. All right. What you say? Angel. Reese? Oh, she don't give head. She gets it.

Like, let me, she get it. She don't give it. She get it. They got a lot of strange rules. How you know? Because that's my punner. She'd be telling me. It'd be some shit.

I'd be like, God can't believe your way? I'd be like, so you don't eat pussy? I'll like, so what you be doing? I'll just be fucking them over. I'm like. I'm like. So what's ended for you? She's like, I'll get your head.

I was like, so you know me eating the pudgeon? She's like, hell no. She ain't no real stud. She's just over there playing. Oh, she thinks she's me. I ain't know studs can be selective, so I ain't. They can. I don't even know how we got on this topic.

I ain't eat that pussy. I'm eating that pussy. What she thinks like you? Straight on that one. I eat that one. She a niggins. We got. We're, yeah.

I'm gonna, ha, ha, ha. Look how Carlo looks like he'll eat that pain. I'm just saying the majority of niggas do. Some niggas don't even have to know who puss it is to eat. I left this thuddle over there. Niggins are playing pussy. This for everybody. Don't you touch that plate of pussy?

Yeah, I'm a fuck stupid. Yeah, you know all that shit, dude. Oh, bruh. That's funny shit I ever heard, bro, for real, for real. Hey, you know, we might as well go on head and tell them then. What happened, man? Hey, welcome back to the 85-self show. Hey.

Hell yeah. You have to play some shit, jail. Yeah. Yeah. It's dedicated to the black community and all the black people with black elbows and kneecaps. They need to invent some lotion for that part of the skin. They do. No.

They be faithful. I need some shit that get this shit real smooth Like gold bond It depends on what kind of black you are Do that do that Determine how black you are It depends on how hard that skin is

Yeah because it's all about your Your black code Like in your DNA Because you could be light skin And have dark skinned Elbows You can You can if you've been crawling

On the floor your whole life It ain't got shit to do with it It's gonna happen regardless You know you can You remove that by putting lemon on your elbows. You know that. I don't. I've been proud of my black-ass elbows. What? Some lemon?

Yeah, the asser to eat the crust off. Yeah. I ain't know that. Yeah. Yeah. You know that. And that's why we brought you here today. I've been trying to get the elbow clean here.

We brought you here for shit just like that. Uh-oh. We got a special guest in the trap with us today. A hilarious comedian. Who? A very funny lady. A what? One of the best crack dealers devil.

come out of Atlanta. Huh? Then survived everything from robberies to kidnappings to extortions to abortions. Where? Them kids mom. Uh-huh. She got a book. What?

TV show. Uh-huh. Stand-up special. Um, another show. All kind of good shit going on. None other than Miss Pat. Hey! Miss Pat!

Hey! Miss Pat! Now it's a real shit, though. It's a real flash shit. Uh-huh. It ain't a lot of people who have two TV shows on at the same time. At the same damn time. Come on, now, talk your talk.

Now, that's a hell of a grind. You got a new season or the Miss Pat show dropping. Free five. That's a whole new season, eh? Five seasons. Some niggins don't make it bad one, two. Some motherfuckers don't make it pass a pilot. But five seasons deep.

And it's a damn good show. Talk your talk. And you're doing your thing, and you're putting a lot of it. good black talent on them. Thank you. Tell us about season five. Who we got coming up? What can we expect?

Twisting turns. I love your fights with Tammy Romer. I love Tammy. Drag-head, bitch! Hey, here, yeah. I'm like, do BET watch this? Do they know how they're talking to each other? That's why they bought it.

Season five is, I'll tell you about time. You think season four left you on a cliffhanger. You got to see season five. We got to teach you camera. We got Loretta Devine. We got Raven Simone. We got so many. Olivia.

You got Olivia on now. Yes. And not only did Olivia come on and act. She also directed two episodes. This is her second time directing. She directed in season four. She didn't act in when she directed. And the first time I met Raven, you know,

I wanted to tell her how much her sheets cost. Because I bought them from, at the time I was a check for her. And I bought her sheets from Walmart. And it was very expensive. because my daughter likes that's so Raven. And so Raven come in and, you know, doing the, it's a live studio audience.

So during the rehearsal, I really don't be going to get all into acting. I'm there with, you know, Tammy Roman, the daddy and the kids who went to school for this shit who do stage plays. I'm a comedian, you know. I'm a little lax during the week, and I try to really bring it doing the live audience. And boy, Raven would not let me be let. I said, bitch, I'm about to knock a dream. I was so mad at Raven that

but she brought the best out of me I was so mad at Raven she was because she just kept pushing me and she would not let me like be lazy and Mozart to come in and say where's her show you know as long as she do the right thing on Thursday and Friday

Raven didn't play that shit day one bitch I said that and I'm like the fuck is wrong with her I was like I thought I liked you but I don't but by the end I realized what she was trying to do for me and what she did do for me and I have nothing but respect for. Shout out the Ravens.

Shout out the Ravens. Come up. She can direct her ass off to, and she brought out a lot of shit in me that I really didn't know I had. Talk your talk. It's hard. Yes, and you know what's crazy to see her?

Because I tell all the time, I say, you know, you got that Disney money, and we're over here playing. And I just tell all the time how much I appreciate her for even answering the phone to come over there. You know, because she was supposed to be at the pilot

with Debbie Allen. Debbie Allen shot. the pilot. And she's like, I'm, Raven Simone is going to come shadow me, but she never showed up. Damn. So we called her in season four, and she season three or four, and then she showed up. And then we needed, somebody fell out in five,

and we asked her when she played that role. And she cursed in the internet lost their mind. Oh my God, Raven Cussing. I'm like, anybody, come on this show, we have Mall of Yills Cussing. We're going to have, what's the little pastor name? Jamal Burrne. No.

I'm about to say, y'all going have to have Mark. We're not going and fucking Walmart. I'll need you to curse, Kurt. Oh, man, he'll do it. You didn't hear her, Chris. When he was cussing, I thought, talking that shit about his time. Man, I'm going to use you to curse Kurt Frank and I'm calling.

Ever since that shit, I've been an even bigger fan. Yes. Because he lets you know that they're human. Man, no, it was the combinations that he was putting together. I was like, oh, oh, you was a cursing, motherfucker. You were putting that shit together. And I know it, and you could tell because, like, whoever he was cousin that deserved it.

Yeah. Because that man righteous. And when you had to make somebody righteous step out their bag right quick and do all that kind of cussing, yeah, you're dead-ass wrong. I don't even need to hear the other side of the story. Kirk Franklin ain't been out here just cussing out for you. Not, whatever you did, you deserve that. That's true.

So we're going to get you the curse too, Kirk. Come on over to the Miss Pass. He would do it. Yeah. So we're excited. You know, it started off. The show came out the box. And I call it Break the app.

I just want enough people to be on that BET Plus app to shut that motherfucker down. And they did it. Yeah. That's all. Talk, go talk. Yeah. Keep shutting that bitch down, too.

Season five. Season five. You know, because, Carlos, you remember when I was developing this show. And who the fuck? I did not think this shit was going to last. I mean, after we shot the pilot at Hulu and Hulu dropped us, this show had, I used to call my show the whole Hollywood because everybody,

fucked it. Damn. We went from network to network to network. I mean, we literally went from Fox. We went to Hulu. We went to BET Plus. We got to drop that. Fox didn't drop us.

They sold us to Hulu. Hulu dropped us. And then we went to BET Plus. And then right when we were about to, you know, get everything together, BET kind of had like a change of mind. Like, wait a minute, they cursing. But they kept getting the show tested and the show kept doing well. And so they was like, well, we're just going to give it a try.

And then so many people was like, This shit ain't going to work, and it worked. It's a element of realness to it that you don't get to see on shows like that. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? You got the show where people be like, shit, if I had a show, it's one of them. And also it's a mother, the type of mama I am on that show, which is like I am in real life. You've never seen it on TV before.

They always skipped over that, mama. You could be looking at shows and be like, that ain't my fucking mama. You know, my mom just set your black hair down. They can turn the TV, get me some water, light my cigarettes. Roll my weed. You know, they didn't want to acknowledge those types of mama. Now I didn't say roll the weed, but I would say, you know, turn the TV and hold the dope, you know, because they had a lot of dope. Right, right.

Well, Mama had a business and everybody had to help out. Right. Yeah. So, well, we're season five and we're excited. Season three on the court show that you're on that you're doing that fucking weed. Man. Crazy. When I got their show, the first thing I said, I said, you got to call Carlos.

You got to call Call Call Call. And they were like, I said, fuck what you heard, call Call Call Calls. I said, and I picked up and then, come over here and help me with this moving court show. Because again, we shot an episode of the Miss Pat show and I just say, hey, B, see, I got an idea. Y'all never been in the court space. What do you think? And then they said, if you be the judge, then okay. So, ended up shooting it.

I was like, got to call Carlos. and we just started putting that shit together. Man, that shit is so fun to do. You the bailiff? No, I'm on the jury. He on the jury. Hell, yeah. You said the nigga to jail, Nick?

No, man, I'm the one. Say that, motherfucker to the jack. Give them two weeks. No, man. Six weeks. He did he say, lock the ass. Lock the ass, fuck. But it's a fine show.

You got to come play with us, too. Yeah, I'll come out there, thump child. It's a fun-ass show. You would love it. You would love it. You would love it. You're going to put on a show. Do you ever do the two? No, you're just going to be in the jury talking shit.

Okay. Yeah, you need to go. They ain't gonna make no decision. Because, man, them cases be wild as hell. And then, you know, we don't know that talking shit and we don't even know. They be for real about this shit. Right. Real, it'll be real. Yeah, Blake's people who want their fucking money and shit.

They be crying and shit. Man. This season I had my kids on, they were suing each other. Because my daughter took my son to the script club. Then they got three kids. No, he ain't got no script club money. And he didn't want to pay her back. And so a case dropped out, and they was trying to figure out who had a case,

and these two motherfuckers walk in. Like, I'm going to give them my money when I'm helping y'all out. I just bought my daughter a whole mouth of a teeth. I'm like, bitch, you owe me. So I threw the shit out. I need to come to your car room. You do, man. And speaking of the team, the little niggie too flew out.

You had to get that shit in place, right? Man, there's some wild shit going on in that, but. Man, Tommy then came on there and choked the shit. She had the little dude. She was, time and took my nerd. I was like smoking in the courtroom. Talking about time and time. From love and hip-hop.

Yeah, this is smoking va. I said, what are you doing? Someone I'm taking my medication. I'm like, bitch, this is TV. What are you doing? She was fucking crazy. She was so crazy. She is crazy.

She is crazy. And it's crazy. I thought she could fight. Huh? I thought she could fight. She can't fight. No, the fuck she can't. Why you said that?

Because they put all the clips together. She wasn't doing shit in them fight. She's getting aggressive now. There's some good damn edits. That's all it was. That one girl whooped the shit out of her. You probably got one video of her just swinging bad. Wait a minute, Carlo.

She. Tommy be throwing a hand. Okay. I'm going to send you the clip. After I saw it, they were like, oh, they'd be tricking the shit out of it. Time is beautiful, man. She ain't need to be out there doing this shit.

She ain't going to stop. She is very beautiful. When she, I don't know her. But when she walked into my core, I was like, oh my God, she's really pretty. You know, on the outside. What's what that means? The inside is fucked up.

You got to fix the inside? Shit. I don't know. That was wrong, motherfucker. You can't fix some shit. You gotta leave some shit the way of fucking it. Just look and keep going. I think if anybody, I think when you're dealing with a certain type of person

and if you've been on a couple dates, well, you know what you get. Right. Especially when they show you who you are. No, you don't. Sometimes they flip on you, though. No, you don't. They're like, once you get good, they flip. Some motherfuckers are the best actors.

That's what they can. did it. They don't, they don't never slip. To win. Till they threw fucking with you. Then they show you who they really are, and you be like, this is a lot of it. Well, you know, a breakup would always bring a different side of you. Because just thinking about... If you love a motherfucker,

I don't know that side. You put to be saying. Them relationships be over way before the breakup. Why you ain't saying? Yeah, but I think, I think when you break up with somebody, and especially when the person would never thought that you would do that to them, you bring out a different side.

It depends on the magnitude of the problem. I agree with that, too. But, like, for me, my husband's the nicest motherfucker. But I think if I really fucked up, I would see a side of him. I believe he would sue these shit out of me. I believe he would go to court and say, this bitch wrote books about me. I want all her money. But if you just met my husband, you're like, oh, he don't want her money here.

You know, he's cool. But I think if I fucked up, I would see a different side of him. He probably ain't tripping, but he's like, you know what? Thank you for that idea. I am going to want all this. No, I'm telling you, but when you... What if you don't, though? What if he just wanted to leave? Right. Like, the peace.

Fuck it. I don't know. I don't want shit. Let me get the fuck on. If I can fit in this truck. But when you, when somebody betrayed you and hurt you, then that brings a different side of you out. Yeah, that brain got the side of me. I don't want... I ain't one of them people.

If I'm hurt and then I'm fucked up, I just want to leave. Whatever I got to leave to get the fuck away from you, I leave it. I know a thing ain't got too much shit. Whatever I put in the truck. What I put in the truck? Baby, y'all can't. Whatever I got.

That belong to feet. I'm making one trip. Everything I can't fit, y'all can split that shit up. If you live with a bitch and everything, everything fit in the truck, you weren't really living with this bitch. First of all, hard lesson learned. Don't never live with no bitch. Oh. That's the first lesson you got to learn.

You been put out? No, it ain't necessarily about being put out. Have you been put out? No, I ain't been put out. I didn't left. I'm trying to make a fucking point. And like, where in the fuck am I going? I ain't think this shit through

nigga I left in all this place I'm gonna be mad for six more hours then I'm gonna go on back to the house and fuck this shit fuck why the fuck I leave she didn't say leave

I just took shit too far you put this shit you're gonna leave like you rush it Melvin he the hell up out of here man bitch this you're gonna let me leave because sue do you left she locked the door what the fuck

Hey. You had like, you want to hear, you keep going. I know that big a lot. You know what I'm going to do. What I'm going to do, can't pull off loud. I'm out here. Fuck. Pull right back up.

Boom, boom. Let her know you outside. Don't need you try to act like. That's the funny thing about it. A lot of shit that people assume it ain't never happen. They're like on the shoulder to girl. I'm saying, you'd be fumbling to. baddest. I ain't never fumbled shit.

Ain't nobody never left me. I didn't left everything that I was in. All of them. Ain't nobody never left you cause. Fuck no. I ain't left me. Talk to your talk. If I wouldn't have never said, hey, get the fuck out of here, they would have still been standing right there. I'm the one who said, hey, get the fuck on.

You don't want to be mad? I think I asked you that last time. Yeah, I'm going to get married. But it's just so hard because, nigger, I got to find somebody who my balance. compatible. Yeah. A hole like you? A reformed hope since I got to be a hope. A reformed hole like you?

You know, I'm just saying like you. You can't be active in your own. I'm going to be honest with you. I've known you a long time. I don't think you relationship material. Damn. You'll never say nothing possible. I'm like, you know, what a type of?

You're going to create a lot of soul. You'll be a therapist. Okay. Oh, man, you're going to pull a little. What? You're going to dig a nigga through. Honestly, you are. But he ain't.

You ain't, you ain't no relationship material. Why not? Why am I buying, he ain't no king? No, no. You just, Carlo. He's a past. Nobody should waste their time with you. Why not?

Because you're just that type of dude. What did it mean? You're not giving me no examples. Colos, you know you ain't a relationship material. Why not? I've seen you, Carlos. No. Ms. Pat, that's what's fucked up about the world.

Yeah, that's because you don't like it. You don't have. I have to, though. I love you, Carlos. Oh, you know, no, no. You just said I ain't relationship material. No, you know, I don't, you don't want

nobody. Maybe not the kind of material you want. But this is good fucking material. This is good goddamn fabric. With your sweat, sir. With all that's the fabric on that cloth there, sir.

Who is this guy? No, you can't judge me. Carlos, you're not material. You're not, you're not a husband material. Check this out. Everybody I ever dealt with, they know I could call the night.

and fuck up a whole bunch of hat at home. Yes, you could. When I leave, I leave shit in good shape. That's why they all love me from a distance. Carlos, you know what that's called? What? Good dick. There's good people.

I'm a good person. There's a lot of nigs out of that with good dick, but y'all ain't no good. I'm good. Miss Pay, you don't even know the type of shit I haven't been through. I know what you been through. Not just fucking. I didn't been there. I was right there when they had to go in that girl's stomach and get them fibroids.

I was right there. up the pee wipe her ass I've been through most real shit with these women than anybody that's why they can't never get rid of me I was the nigger right now I was there when you was big

and then you was little and you got big again I remember when you had bent tetties and I remember when you had that skin ass something I was fucking with you before you had them kids I remember when you was in school now you a whole nurse

I was fucking with you when you ain't have shit and we have shit and then we got some shit and fucked around again. Yeah. I was right there. Yeah, I was there.

When these niggas that they really like treat them bad, who the fuck you think they'd be calling? You? Exactly. Not because of no dick, Miss Pat, it's because they know, I'mma tell them. Didn't I tell you? I always took... Because you're gonna leave me to find a better nigger.

And then you're gonna realize that you didn't find a better nigger. You just found another nigger. Why did she leave? That's a go- You just found another There ain't no such thing as a new nigga It's another one

That type of boys I'm not gonna stress you out With no whole bunch of holes I'm just gonna keep demanding so much better of you Because I'm demanding better of myself That sometimes they rub people the wrong way I had the motherfucker

Get upset with me Because I told, hey, that job ain't paying shit. Quit! You spent all this time at this fucking job And they don't give a fuck about you This is, you ain't making shit.

Quit. So what was she? She got to have another job, though, kind of little life. No, fuck that job. Them talking about this job was paying, the pay was so low. Digger, you could just fuck around and be around me for this. Oh, that's basically what you were saying. Yeah.

But she didn't get it. She didn't get it. She was like, I'm gonna need a job, though, love. Fuck that job. I didn't get you this. All right. But did you say that? I did.

Oh, all right. She didn't, that's what I'm saying. You're so scared. does not believe in yourself that I can't fuck with you. You don't have no faith. You're not doing shit. You can fucking get up and

fucking do anything and make this little bit of money. You can make this shit in a day. Well, Carlos, let me ask you this. Did she have health care on that job? Fuck no. No benefits. No benefits. A lot of these jobs ain't giving benefits. That's true.

But I think maybe she wanted to stay there because she just wanted her independent. She don't know where you're going to say, bitch, get the fuck on. when you keep doing shit like that. That's true too. Carlo, that's like your eight blunt. This is the same one.

Stop lying on me. He don't want you talking about him. I don't want you on here lying on me. Why you keep liking that? Because you keep asking me about these fucking holes and shit. He said, I'm dust powder. He's shit. My grandma's hell pussy.

I ain't relationship material. You came here to break out confidence. You smoke nine months. We're 900 episodes in. And today is the day that Rome falls. You grow my cell pussy. She'll nobody waste their time fucking with you. You described us.

This niggins out here way worse than me. What? Way worse. Way worse. Way worse. Way worse. Even a lesbian said talk your shit. She knows?

There's three holes who think she's just like me. You think she ain't broke somebody daughter heart and put plastic dick on them? Plastic on the rug, damn. Put real dick in them, is it? Come on now. Put rub on the plastic. Come on, man.

Wait a minute. Did you say she put a condom on the cloth? Put rub on the plastic. That's how much she don't trust these holes. You know what I'm saying? If she don't want to put her raw fake dick in them, Why would I put my raw real with them? Come on, game.

Come on, game. You're all to see what a pussy do to a piece of plaster. Eat that dildo up from the inside. Get a little hole in it. Like, damn, why get it a whole thing? The ball's done detached and everything. Angel, you put condoms on your... Her name, Reese.

Angel Reese. That's what you, okay. Oh, yeah, that you get it. Your name Angel now. You put... When I was younger. What was you protected? It's when that was a time period when I wasn't purchasing one.

So you only got one for one? You got to buy a new dick every time you meet somebody. Because they share dicks. So she's like, if I get a new bitch, I got to buy a new dick. I mean, I'm saying the one you dick your girl down when you turn around to dick yourself down with. Oh.

That brand new right there. So she got her One I had to say what I'm up You was only one But then I still Have the same one for her For a love

For a hump For a fuck So she got her relationship dick And her cheating Dick Right The dig I take home

And my dick I cheek with That's two different things She got a cheek dick She got a red She got a main dick And then she got a cheek bitch She can't find this

She found this She found this It's right She hit this Hey What is this? What is this? Hey Cubs, I need you, Cuck, get it, Cuck.

Some shit can go down, Cubs. She don't find me cheating dick, Cuck. She don't found my back up. She don't found my back up, put the back up, let's see. D.C., she found my burn a dick. She found the burmage. I had two minutes left on that book.

That's never say, burn her dick. Hey, hey, hey, she found the thawaway, bro. Brose, she sniffed it out. She sniffed it out. Yeah, damn, bro. What was it? Behind the refrigerator. I don't know how she found.

Behind the refrigerator. Burn a dick. Boy. That is hilarious. That's crazy. But you know I ain't better behind the refrigerator. Yeah, again. That's a good.

They like them stick up dicks, too. The one that rides the toilet in the middle, but. Don't go back there. I know, bro. They used to be a spat for a minute. Fuck around in one of your hot wheel is rolling under the refrigerator.

It might be three years before you see that goddamn hot wheel again. For real, for real. Wow. You're crazy. You're stupid, but. I think I'm high now. You have?

Good, because you've been talking shit the whole time. You've been on it. My mom had to go home and reevaluate some shit. What do you have to re-evaluate? I know one day, you'd be lying. I'm a great relationship material. My auntie sees everything to you. She'll be like, who that lady that was talking about my mom?

Yeah. He was a track-going woman. She had a little now bussy around here. All of them church. Now your auntie so little pussy. That's what I'm saying, you just blaming the wrong family members. Right. Grandma ain't doing, but I probably got a woo.

Now, grandma might have had a sister-thor. Right. Grandma did, and she started it off. She taught everybody. No. Okay. And all the women's in the 90s for riding boots. You were out of the, I believe.

Riding boots? Riding boots. What riding boots is? Oh, boy, you're too young. Yeah, I'm born in 1990. Yeah. I ain't seen what we're going on in, man. As I came out, yep, I'm 10.

Come on with it. Yeah, no. Why you think it's so hard, Carlo? Mm-hmm. What? I'm a great nigga, Miss Pat. That crazy. She said your cloth went real, man.

He said what? You said his cloth weren't real, man. Man, I've known, Carlos, and he, you know. What that mean? She said, my boy, it's no good. What that mean? He's not boyfriend. He's not husband.

He'll fuck you. Now, I'm gonna be somebody husband one day. I'm a great catch. She don't know. She don't know. He's a bishop. To that what? He's a bishop.

Today we. Who the fuck trust church these days? Right now. He can get somebody married right now. See? You can't be out here being judgmental.

You'll never get in the heaven being like that. And none of them niggas at church getting into heaven either. Oh, yes, they all? That's where everybody fuck at. Yes, they are. You know how many times I got hunched at church. Fucking ain't never stopped nobody from going to November. What church you were at?

That shit needs to be taken open to work. Shut it down. Who did that to you been back? Let's go take his ass out right now. Everybody were getting hunched on that church. We need to go to that church right now and open doors and say, there's some hunching going on and this motherfucker. We need to spread it down.

Miss Pat said, so. Hey, Cuff, I need you to come down here, Cah. Of course he did. He got some pastors doing some hudgy, Cup. His dad and the pastor, of course, he got it on. What? You was hunting at church too, yeah. Now, one thing about it, I promise you on everything.

Yes, you did. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. That's why, when I, that's why he got chummed on. I got hushed on by a stud. What? I swear. That church?

He wanted it. She was like, come in. I was like, what? She would like, I'm like, uh-uh, I'm gonna tell on you. I'm gonna tell. I said, I'm gonna tell. I was scared. I was 11.

I said, I'm gonna tell. I said, I know we're supposed to be doing this. What is this? Everybody get touched at church. Damn, man. I don't know what we're gonna have to rate this episode, but this is Brett. No, my dad's a real church. My church was a real church.

No, that shit was standing up. He fed all the homie people out of there. It wasn't no allegations, no name going on. Right. Righteous. Right. You were too young to realize. Promise you.

Ain't no men, ain't no secret, old secret property. That was a real church where we ran that bit. Like, from door to door, lock to lock, we knew everything on that motherfucker. We said all the homeless people in the middle of the bluff. This is crackhead. You grew up in the block. I went to church there every Sunday. I grew up in the blood.

You know what the church? You know the church? I bet you know the church. Ready. What? Great Springfield. I know what Great Springfield? Jones.

You know the little stone right there on the corner? corner. Simpson App, Simpson Plaza? No, not Simpson Plaza. That way we see the hot dog that you go down in the bluff. Right there on the corner. Which one? Griffith Street. Okay, I know Griffith Street. Right there on the corner, that little corner store. Yes. My house was right there across from it.

They told her house out. No, she's crazy. All her name was did have run. She sold it to her. I never never saw her around. Let me say this. It was crack, it was Boy and Girl, which was powder and cocaine. But it was heavy, though.

But when I was there, Harold wasn't like the bluff that everybody know. It wasn't doing that. It wasn't crazy, crazy. It was getting crazy. And we moved down to the other end by the Simpson Plaza. Listen, bro, 90s, going to church, I ain't never seen that many people in the street. Yeah. In the street.

We used to go through people every, like, go through people. They used to have to get out of the street. When I was coming up, I used to tell a story about old dudes be standing on the corner and then you get ready for school, you'd be walking school, they're like, damn, you grew tinnies overnight, and you be like in the fifth grade. Hey, when I first moved out here, my first cameraman lived in the bluff. May you'll pull up at his house, it'll literally be a hundred Jays outside. Yes, for sure, for sure. They don't understand them, Dave, boy. A hundred.

Yeah, hold a hundred. I mean, we could bring, but, you know, we're on, you know, we're on a crazy. Just wait, brother. Yeah, yeah, I grew up in Bluff. Griffith Street. You crazy, for real. You had to be rough growing up in them day. I went to Kennedy. What school you went to? Yes, you're crazy.

You went to All Simpson Avenue territory. Yes. Yeah. You went to Turner? I didn't go to Turner. I went to, I went to Kennedy Middle. And then from Kennedy Middle, we moved to Washington. I went to Washington.

I know you did. First year, I dropped out. And then I went to... And you were selling cooches. No. Bring it back. That's what they're doing. Maybe I had to set them pussy out now.

Now I ain't great. Nine grade, seven foot. I was in a seven place. I need them j. I need them jay, man. That red DMC album coming out. Get it to me. Run DMC.

That was a time, too. That was a time. What? No, but that's true Atlanta for real. I was dating his daddy. Why she got the heart like that? She thud that. Oh, my goodness.

She's so. I saw a lot. I did. I saw a lot. I ran this project. I ran up and threw them. We didn't live in them, but I lived there at Fy Street bottom. Oh, yeah, you're five.

Yeah. We just had to go to church. So it was like, they stay here. We go home. We get a chance to leave. Like, we're in the hood, but it's a little bit better than that shit. Where y'all live at?

We said, Marlott again. I know. You know we're up in a little bit. Yeah, y'all probably had a house. That was it. People don't understand. When you think, like, that's crazy how people were housed and would look down upon on people in the apartment.

But you stay in the same. In community. Same community. I thought, oh, me, you're in the apartment. You're like, bro, you stayed on the back street. You knew the parents. It was a house, nine times I'd see, and the people owned the house. Like, we lived in a house next to some apartments,

but we rented the apartment. We rented all house. Right. So you own, you. My mom never bought a house. I think me and my brother probably the first two homeowners aunts nobody ever bought a house in my family

never. Never. I only think they had cars. My mama never had a fucking job. I think about that lady never had a job. That's why you think everybody's selling pussy. My mama's careful job. My grandmother here too. Hard walking women. 9 to 5

push the clock. Gotta go to work every day. Nothing. Stop. Did you say pussy? No, push the clock. My thing my mama did taxes. She did. She did. I was telling you,

it's five of us, and one of my brother is biracial, and we know he's by racial. She's again in that. Yeah. So, tell the family scene. What happened? We don't know who his daddy is, but my daddy came along and met my mama and

named my brother, Jr., but my brother is really white. So I got to buy him on. Now, that's what you got to bring on your show. Bring your white brother out you've been hired from the black community. Bring the mulatto. Yeah, bring your white brother out. Where he is?

Got one brother legit like that on. Find some sister up there. My name is Pat. You know Miss Pat? You know her? I do have a white brother. That's the sister. But you know what?

It was in the 80s. It was good that he was white because my brother always impersonated the police. He always was a fake police officer. Well, I don't know if you should get on here and say that. I think that's illegal, right? I think that is against the law. I think that is. We got a lot of motherfucking impersonated police right now, so it's okay.

We do now. It's okay, because we got a lot of bullshit. And plus, I think he's out of statute of limitation. No, there ain't no statute of limitations. When y'all, when y'all grew up on, left of blood. Well, that was ninth grade. You were still in this. You still in them.

No, I went on ninth grade. I was like, because I met my baby daddy when I moved to Vine City. Uh-huh. So I was in, like, the seven-grade. I was in, I was in Kennedy Middle. And then when she transferred me, I went back to Dean Rush Elementary. Oh, yeah.

So I was in the 70 grade with a whole boyfriend. Damn. You now have, like, surpassed a milestone when they take away one of your schools. Like, it ain't that no more. Like, you can't show your child what school you went to. When they don't turn your school to some other shit, you're like, damn.

Is Kennedy still there? Kennedy still there. The kids go to school there? Yeah. Because, you know, the welfare was at the bottom of it. You remember that? And the daycare son? The welfare.

I went to the welfare one time and my baby put all my crack on the floor. It was like 50 bags. I was like, bitch, I'm here to recertify. So me, me, him and his sister picking up the crack and I just left the fucking apartment. That wasn't me? But I tell you, I'll never forget kidding

because I violated my probation for selling crack. And this is when they connected the welfare office with the police department. They weren't chasing bitches who got, benefits. They called me to re-certify and lock me up at that motherfucking Kennedy. I don't even thought I still got Kennedy, dude. That's they got candy. It ain't up.

I don't think that. I don't think it's closed. But that's why I got locked up at and the case forgot. I ain't had nothing to do it. I said, yes, you did. Bitch, you called me down here. You told me my check were going to get cut off. And I did a year in jail. Back then? Mm-hmm. In the 90s?

Yeah, in the 90s. You gangster. Yeah. But I ain't been in trouble since. I'm saying. I don't do none of that. You didn't got to say? Not really, but...

Oh. You're living better. I'm living better. You knew better the whole damn time. Oh, damn, you had to go through that shit to get your hat, right? Yeah, I did. I was just trying to survive.

You know, and everybody know that. I got one question. We're about to get out here. I got one question for your head. What the fuck is my husband car? Is that the shop? Nigger, my husband told me to tie you in a knot

and keep you at my house. house till you break it. Hey, this gonna be a bad motherfucker, man. We got all the shit done on outside. We're just waiting on them interior people. Yeah, I know. That's the only hold of. You got some shit. You got some shit. This motherfucker is so cold. You gotta come down there and see it. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. If you need your car down, hook up Carlo. Callow. He hooks it up. We, hey, we're almost there. I know we're a little over-schedged right now, but I much rather it take a little longer and be. be right, then me to give you some shit back.

He'd be like, fuck that nigga. Those niggins stole my part. This motherfucker's fart. It won't stop. The vaccine's shaking like a thumb of my bitch. Can't wait, say that this niggins is It's fun, but it won't stop. That my, oh yeah, you cut the bitch on.

It won't cut off. What's you in there? You in there. The door locks is fucked up. It's hard. Sound like a nigger told me when you ride on. None of that. We're getting that.

We really had to do a whole rebuild. I'm talking about this, a whole rebuild. Like when you riding in your shit, you ain't going to hear no wind coming through that. We got new trim everywhere. All the shit, nice. Big-ass wheels. We had to put a new rear end in there, shorten that.

Big, nice-ass motor in there. Good brakes. That good shit. They had the wrong shit on there. I was like, well, we got to change the wheel. No, the fuck you don't. You put the wrong. shit on there. Then we had to change that, put the new shit on there. Then I had to bring

the nigger who do the shit right to come back up there to make sure the shit was right. Because if Ms. Pat get in there, the bitch got to stop right. Can't, can't get some motherfuckin' TV star. I can't be the motherfucker who had that on me. And you do call? Come on, man. Come on, now. And he's doing both of a wheel. But we don't never tell no. And then I already, I already You got your other car ready. The one that they kept saying,

no, Miss Pat, don't fuck with that. Just get another one. Nah, I'd do it. Give me that. We can fix that. We had to cut all the shit off this car. It wasn't shit left on this, but the imagination. You won't tell them that part.

Build that motherfucker for about a mile. The motherfucker had mushrooms and shit growing in the trunk. I believe if they had been involved in a murder, it was a bullet holes all in the wind. Stats your limitation Man, what? Exactly, he know their goddamn snake

Long end, big fat-ass snake's skin. I don't know why y'all left that in there You could have took that out. Got everybody in the goddamn shop looking for that snake. They ain't gonna take that gun, Tango. Hey, throw that shit away. We were throwing shit away.

My husband, I have a 70 and a Because my husband was born in 70 and I was born in 72. My husband just bought that body from somebody. So I was like, you know, for his retirement gift, that's one of the things I did over was that 70 Shavelle. So I either bought... Not the blue. No, it's brown.

Oh. Yeah, the brown one. It's brown. Oh, how about you say? And then mine is going to be white. Yeah, with the brown strike. Yeah, with the brown strike. See?

I already got your color combo picked out and everything. I just dropped my 96 off to him. I said, please get my name, Paula. I used to have one of those. Remember the Bonneville? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I used to have Bonneville that ate so much gas, nigga. I don't even know if it ate gas.

I just think it didn't have a tank on it. I'm still looking for a poor. You didn't think he had no tank on? No, nigga. We were so poor, we'd be getting the work to car right out of that damn job. We didn't look at it in his seat for change just to try to get a nigga back home

that Bonneville ate so much. We had to get rid of Bonneville to keep him killing the kids for the life insurance money. Bonneville. That motherfucker probably had a big four barrel carburetor on it. Drink a gas.

That motherfucker would drink so much goddamn. That Bonoville was head. And then you have to pop out. You had to put a spoon in that motherfucker so it can breathe. That's what y'all did.

Yeah. I wouldn't even do you did no shit like that. You could have just got the carburetor adjusted. That's all it was. It sounded like it was stinging. Yeah, it was sticking.

You ain't wrong just to open it up. But if it's sticking... Yeah, we would put a spoon in that so it could breathe. Yeah, you can take it. I didn't have a new car until I met my other. You could take a screwdriver and adjust that. One screwdriver, one Phillips head screwdriver. I'm not surprised a lot if you don't know I do that shit.

Well, you could just... You'll learn when your money out. Nigger like me, swear I need a motor, bro. I have a nigga like you said. I need a motor, cut. I have your ass sitting in there. Hit it again, come up. Hold it right there.

Hold it right there. Give me that starter fluid. It didn't cut off. Now, that's the kind of cause his daddy had. His dad had a car. He had a, I can't even think of the name of it, but the flow board was rusted out. So when we rolled in there, we had to keep our legs open.

Because if you put your legs in the middle, you'd be up on the car. He'd fell through that, motherfucker. He had no car, no nothing, no mat. He had a mat. He had a mat. And sometimes he has a piece of wood down, but sometimes the wood was falling through the holes.

God down, Cah. You need a whole new cock, Cuck. She fucked up. She fucked up, Cuck. What? I dropped my shit out to get my shit right. That's where I had him, mate. That's how I got to prank with him in the back of the car.

Oh, yeah. Damn, with the flow mat. With the flow mat. You're crazy. You got crazy. Then came in here and crushed our spirits. No idea. I ain't know you West Side Bondo games.

I don't know you West Side Behind the show come on. Comes on, you know, it's on streaming, so they're going to drop it to every Wednesday. Tomorrow? So midnight, so midnight Tuesday night, early, midnight Wednesday. There ain't no telling when this shit come out. It's out now. Yeah. On screen right now.

And when it come out? No, I'm done with my home. He liked houses and shit Oh you do? He did construction and then Oh, I built a A house It was like 20,000 square feet

And I was the I was the contractor on it Because I didn't want to pay a GC A GC get a majority They don't get a majority They get a percentage of your budget 20 to 30% So when I got to calculate

And I was like I know what I'm spending I'm not going to give you that I can upgrade my faucet My cabinets and stuff like that So I literally went to TikTok, and I just stole designs and I hired an architect, and I said, this is what I want. I pulled all of my permit. Because, you know, people don't know when you let contractors pull your permit,

your permit costs $100, but they're going to go and tell you that permit costs $15. I have a pool in my back yard, and the man told me the pool permit with $1,500. I said, bitch, who you're talking to? The pool permit is $90. I went up to the county and pulled my own fucking pool permit. I pulled When you're a homeowner and enjoy, you can pull all of your permits

And permits cause like a hundred You know, something like that $150 at the most And then you, when you pull in the domain permit to do the whole house You just, I would tell you Don't tell them what your real budget is Because the budget go off

The permit prices go off the budget So say for instance If you're saying your budget is a million dollars Well they're going to charge you probably a couple thousand dollars but you go in there say my budget is 700,000 you know you're going to save yourself some money so I just I just did a lot of research and uh and I made some mistakes you know but I mean I've never built anything that big either and so I built a house for my daughter next to me and then I built us a big house and I built a pool house and

my dog got a house the dog got a house and you got to just go out here and fend for your goddamn Your daughter got a house. What about your other baby? What baby? I said my dog got a house. Yeah, you said your daughter got a house. My dogs. You said you built you a house.

Oh, my other daughter got a house. Yes, yes. Yes. What about your son? Where he gonna live? The damn dog house? No, he got a wife and kids. So he can't live by the family?

He live around the corner. You don't want to live over there, over there with your mom in there? Better get the bar. She could have built a 15,000 square foot house and gave you 5,000 square feet. Huh? No. I bet you're doing the days. But I, but it.

But, but. Oh yeah, you ready to go. But it turned out. And nigger left. Put the ad cheese on the door. I'm out this bitch. Uh-uh. He out of here.

Wake up, Nick, you're lazy. I think I just wrote. But it, it turned out. It turned out. turned out good. It was one of the things that I wanted to do. And, you know, people were like, oh, you should finance. I saved my money.

I knew what I wanted to do. And I did it. Yeah. You know, and that was me coming back home, because you know I lived in Indiana for 15 years. And so I had a really nice home in Indiana and my house here in Riverdale, I didn't want to go back to that. So I said, well, I want to find me some land and that's what I did.

Riverdale, Riverdale where was the place at first. It was up in it. You live in Riverdale? Now it's a little whoooby-oh. That's what it was out. I raised my kids in Riverdale. Yeah, it's a little hoo-oo. Now we use that when you raised in Riverdale.

Yeah, when I got married, we lived in Riverdale for over 20 years. And then my husband worked at General Motors, we ended up in Indiana. So now we, you know, he just retired and at the house. You know, I like, that's what I buy houses now. And that's what I do. I have a house in our cell I'm getting ready to build. I bought a little shack. I knocked that bitch down.

So, you know, these motherfuckers be moving in your house and we're going to move out in Atlanta. Squatters. Squatters. So I, um, that's what I do all the time. I hit your ass in the head with a frying pan. Talking about you ain't getting out of here. Take on here.

Bung! Hey, you're going to get your jail. Bung! Go get your ass out of here, man. Bung. They got more rights than you do. Man! Boom!

Get your ass. I ain't never heard no story. You tell me back then I could have been out of house, all that. That's called burglary. Stilling. Home invasion. I'm just in y'all out. I'm a squatter, bitch.

No, no, because no swatters move into houses that you're not in. That's abandoned houses. They're not, say, say, even that's the home invasion. They told me was up for rent, and the lady lived in California. These squatters moved in their rap before COVID, and they burnt the later household. They were there for five years. She couldn't get them out. They just changed the law in Georgia.

I was definitely saying that was vandalizing when we were doing that shit. It was. It really was. But now they have there. They got more rights to you. They can just move in your shit. So when I bought the property that I have an upstairs, I just knocked the house down because I didn't want to fight with these niggas.

You should have called me. To do what? You said, where you are? Third bedroom at the floor. Come on, Cah. These nicks up in sleep. Get your ass. That sucks.

This said, 45. And get your ass out of him. I just seen his homeowner that took, that these squatters moved in his house. He said, okay, you can stay. He put fucking plywood on all the wonders.

Oh, so they were stuck? Yeah, so they were like, let me out, man. I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave. He nailed at the door the wonders air, a motherfucking thing. That's crazy. That's what you got to do. You know how crazy that is?

for somebody to tell you that somebody who burglat in your house who stayed in there for two months you'd be like hey man you can't kick them out shout what they changed the law to the law

more for the homeowners now you didn't police I know who you're in they don't they used to take you a year to get them out not no more you're in Georgia you can go and say they squatters they got us to go

they change the law it ain't even been six months this shouldn't be no law that should be common fucking sense because you know they have a domain thing like if you leave your property unattended, and then somebody else come and take care of,

that's their property, now. You can't make me do some shit with my shit. I paid you for it, nigga, I paid for peace. Don't be up on me, Tom's one. Hey, what you gonna do with that little property you bought for me? Don't worry about it. You don't own no property. You're gone.

Who mean? Yeah. I don't know. Bung. Bung. I'm laying, Lord. Wake your ass up. Don't fuck around that his house

He's gonna pan yourself I can see that DC Youngfly is in jail for knocking a squatter in hand My hand and shit You got to get out I didn't even have It was all fun in games

Until D.C. arrived home Listen, bro I didn't even fake like an eviction one time To get some folks out What'd you mean?

Why? I put up like a fake eviction of them Hey, hey, don't it. No, that wasn't paying rent. You can't, you're going to admit that. You did some fake evictions. I can't do no fake eviction. That's what you said.

No, it was fake. You're faking. You niggins are crazy. So, can you cook, Carlos? Yeah. Can you cook? So I have a new cooking show called whisking it all with Ms. Pat on YouTube.

Yeah, I can cook. What did you want me to come on there and make? I can't cook, so you got to come and show me how to cook. Can you cook D.Z? Yeah, we get on the grill. On the grill? Yeah. I know you're on the grill.

Nick, I can't cook. We're going to get on the grill. I look at the fellow. I don't say, don't fuck with you. Guy, come on, man. Let me leave cooking steak, guy. I got a crazy skirt state, man. Let me get the skirt steak.

Shut the fuck up. He said skirt steak. Yeah, let me get the skirt steak. That shit don't go on the grill. What? That shit go in. Limba pepper wings up. That chunny shit.

You don't take the steak. James. Chase a deal. Tell me what my skirt. You're talking about, guy. Yeah, tough, like chewing on. Huh? Right.

That's it. Then let me do it, guy. I don't know how to cook. Then my first, that's it. That's it. That's all I'm doing. Let me do it. No, no.

No. No worry about I got my own grill in the way. Thong! Do that way. You do that same pan I hit his head with. Give me that pan. He did that same city Nick you're stupid

You know I've been here about three times And this is the first time you ever been on this show Bro, I've been so mad Yeah, she did cuss you out last time I mean I was like he's never here When I come You're an old truck First I thought it was like

Maybe he just don't fucking want to do the show When I'm here I was like, well, damn I'd be busy, me, Pat I know you'd be very busy And I'd be mad at hell Like when we get good gas And I can't be here

I'd be mad to fuck We're good I'm like, we scared to that ab, but here? I was actually shocked when I walked in and so I was like, whoa, he's going to be here tonight because I've been here several times that you never here. I'm sorry, Matt, Pat.

I'm glad I finally got, because, you know, I've seen you in passing this stuff, but we never had, like, side down like this and how come to him. You never get it, man. Yeah. I'm sorry. I miss you too, me, Pat.

Chill like love in the face. I'm there. No man, man. See in these moods. She was there. Hey. Hey. You know, you know, she buys and gives you on the crap.

We're like, nigga, don't cry, nigga, here, just when you text you. Now, she is. Hey, you know, me and Ms. Pat got the same birthday, and then she had texted me happy birthday. I'm like, happy birthday, too. Love you. This one fucking call me. What you mean, you love me? Like, I'm not in love with you.

I just meant, like, I just have a birthday and I love you. Nicar, don't be loving me. We do it at the same birthday. We started coming these right around the same time. Probably a year before, how long you been doing it? I was doing it in 2005. I think I was a little bit ahead of you. 2005.

Damn, but you did, what you doing? Your twin? 21? 21. 21? 22. 22. Got a good, man.

Yes, look. I remember when Carlo started, he didn't even come to the black rule. He was considered a white comedian. I did. No. Not missing Cypri Cahlo. You was over there in that little white. white shit and then one day I...

What you're talking about, twisted taco? In the mother little white room. We used to go to all of them. We go to white rooms early and then we go to the black rooms in night. Because the white rooms started at seven. Call it. Call it. Call them in 225.

You and all that shit. Flames. Hell yeah. Let me. Don't do that. Tago. Lade on. Twisted taco.

Yeah, that's where I would see it, man. I never saw even black room to later on. I didn't know about them until I had to get in the circle. The first shit we had was just. Just twisted taco. Then we found out about the Starboy and the fucking, what's that shit? That was the church.

It was like shit right there on 10th Street. I forgot the name of. It used to be a church and then they turned it to a comedy club. Relapse. We was up in there for a man. I didn't get me a room down here. We need us room, man. We ain't got no room for the nigga to get you right in.

It started rolling like frozen and all that shit, 20 grand. I remember 20 grand. That shit that Big Sean had. down the river there. Nobody was ever in 20 grand because you would leave frozen palace and walk across street the preacher man

and do 20 grand. Hell yeah. And then go up the street and when Dirty South had the baby grand and they had the little short cut standing by the piano. The old head on Old National had a piano ball

with a piano in that bitch and then nobody knew how to play the piano. And then we used to do backstage before they did all the remodeling and shit, throwbacks, then go over to Decatur and do,

what's that little-ass room? Used to do the bomb and used to go all the way out there to like throwing your past Stonecrest, Evans Mill. Oh, I remember that. All that shit. And then Food Stamp had Dugans.

And then Double D. D had a dugans. Yep, Double D had a dugans. But shit, I had a room every night of the week. I used to do, I had cats, I had sugar. I had throwbacks. I had. I had that shit with Maurice.

I used to do taboo two all the time. What about unclaid? I don't know about that. She didn't know. She's in the corner by the boss. I don't remember that one either. By that time, I had moved. Yeah.

Uptown, was rolling heavy. Yeah, fact comedy. Dumbed this show was all over. What about Cloud 9? Cloud 9. Yeah, I used to host that. I think I heard of that. You wouldn't even know that shit back there.

Make me laugh Mondays down there. Who was that? When Candy owned the club? Candy who? Candy births. Oh, I don't remember that. She got a lot of... She had a room.

She had bought a club. Right there by, Majesty and shit. When you go over the bridge, right there on the right. Then, Don, D.C. Currit, he had it first, didn't it? Then, Candy bought it.

Who got it now? That's where I've seen the scariest motherfucker I ever seen in my life. Who? They used to have this one night up there. Tiny used to host it, right? And Tiny got this motorcycle club that love him to death.

Oh, Tyne. He said, oh, Mo. Yeah, almost. He did? No, Tiny's the, no. Oh, hey, Chris. Yeah. So look, he had this motorcycle club that used to come to his shit, right?

It was the nigga who ran the motorcycle club. This motherfucker about seven feet two. Tattoos all over his face, all over his body. Got gloves, tallest mother. I've ever seen. This nigga walked through there. Everybody shut the fuck up. And he got a mask on.

Like a damn little, like a KKK hood. But it's leather. You can see tattoos all on. This d'nick is the scariest-looking motherfucker in the state of Georgia, bro. You're probably slapping. He'd fall out like a bitch.

You can't do no crime. We're going to know who did it. He don't have to do shit. They're going to do it. But yeah, we have some great nights in here. He's supposed to be a killer. I think there was a good old days. Hell yeah.

There was the hustling day. It was the hustling day. Because like you said, you can go do the white people's shit early, punchline, all that shit. Go get that. That's the most money I ever made in five minutes at that point in my career. Where? They used to have a comedy shootout. Well, you go five minutes.

You can win $250. I won that shit about five times in a row. Kept going on the stuff. Me and Clayton go on stage and win that shit. Just talking shit to each other. Win. I don't remember that one time we won $500 doing that shit, though, that the shootout.

Bus some in the heat. But they wrote a check. That was the only thing. Like, fuck, I need this in cash. I need this shit. Cair. I need this shit. Cair.

I need this shit. Cater. Comedy ground was rough in the beginning, me. It was. Especially when you just, like, putting a little bit whist on and then one little fucking major, one little it, fuck up. It fuck up everything, bro. Anybody else not paid you?

Hell yeah. I've never not gotten paid. You know who tried not to pay me? The guy at Hinesville. Remember Hinesville? Al Tilt. I thought that was Fat Cat. Al Tilt.

Sound like a nigga that ain't going to think. Welcome to Al Tilt. You ain't got no money. You ain't got the money. I'll tell you one of the most. Come on down the Al Tilt. I tell you one of the most obscure places I ever performed that. What Clayton then?

Oh. Marvin Lee's joke factory in Aniston, Alabama. I remember that. Boy. He had your money game. No, he had it. But this was the,

this was the sketchiest little show you'll ever do, girl. No. Man. You won't know what it looked like, game. Boy, it wasn't even about that part. Now, everything about this club was strange.

Marvin Lee, a light-skinned nigga with green eyes and the Jermaine Jackson hell. He thought he was the shit. Ooh, that kid. And he wanted to host the show. Oh, he wanted to. My guts. The nigger might go up and do 40 minutes of straight garbage.

Got it. Straight garbage. When you walk in the club, it's a big-ass photo of him. Marvin Lee's joke. He told me one time, he said, you got to eat. And I'm the only other person I know that got it besides you. Okay, watch this. Man, you don't get your ass on.

Hey, let me ask you if you remember this, right? Now watch this. This is a kind of. The club, right? All this niggas sell is carnival food, though. Popcorn, hot dog, nacho. Look, this is the thing, though. This is how fucked up he was, Ms. Pat.

You might not even remember this part. That nigga used to sell them. Like, the hot dog, you order a hot dog, right? I wouldn't, but the people order hot dog. He'll bring a big ass, it's like a big ass sausage. It's 12-foot. It's hanging off the bun. Every time some, and he think this is the funniest shit.

in the world that people coming in here and eating hot dogs. I'm like, bro, why are you studying? He's got, bro, why are you saying? I'm like, bro, this is the weirdest thing you ever. Big ass chiller dog with a sausage on it.

I'm like, man. He thought he was. He believed he fucking. For real, though. I ain't heard nobody say that nigga name. Martin Lee's joke back, man. Right. Green eye, that nigga said,

he said, you go make it. You got to eat. He said, but I'm the only other person I ever knowing they got to eat. And I was like, nigga. So you get your ass on, man. I was like, nigga, you're so unfunny. My booty hole and pussy dried out.

And it don't crash. Man. I mean, this thing will go up just like he said and host the show. You be in the back. Like, nigga, if you don't get the fuck I'll say for him, by the time you get on stay, them people is in a transformation. Right. I mean, they, they don't, he don't froze.

You're like, me. Monter League Jum factory. They're like, yeah. They all had strokes, because this shit was so horrible. So he'll book y'all just go out there and look like something. Yes. He would book, motherfucker, so he could be on the show. So why nobody else going to book him?

Why they're going to book him at night? He had that money, though. He's like, I'm going to pay you. It was like $200,000. The headline. A night, yeah. You might make $700 for the weekend. And then he was like, come on, man.

It's just an hour and a half away. The worst. Don't need a note. He on that, too. It ain't your picture. It's a hit picture. For real. It hit me to grow.

No, it's the big picture of him. He got the little print out of who on the show this week. It's the big picture of him, though. Man, no bullshit. And you went in there and it was like lawn chairs and tables with like picnic shit over the top. And boy, he's like, this is my comedy closet, niggas. This is a somebody fucking cafeteria that don't let you barred it. You know what I miss, though?

I miss them, I'm scared-ass shows. When them little small town with somebody be there rented a little spot out in the woods or something, Man, everybody in the city coming, man. My auntie cooking the chicken. Cud has already cut your hell earlier, bro. I got to stop by the beauty salon. They need some more ticket. This motherfucker's selling out, man.

I had some shit. Motherfiel didn't even know I would cut. Because I ain't even expect nobody to ever come to this town. Nobody ever came to this. First of all, it's about two and a half hours away from the airport. Right. So we are already in the middle. So when we pulled up, this shit looks as sketchy

because there ain't never like cornfield. Yeah. I'm like, hell, I was like, I thought of the first guy at stake. He's like, about 10 miles. I was like, I got your pistol on. He's like, hey, yeah. I'm like, bitch, we're riding.

So having we get on the dirt road and all of a sudden this shit, open up. Yeah. It's a big-ass barn. Big-ass spot, niggick, it's folks in there. But it ain't packed, because some folks didn't expect me to come. The show might not spot until 11, man.

Them show. You're like, boy, ain't nobody ever came down here. Boy, you're hell. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Dude, niggas gonna be mad. They pull up, boy. I said, where the fuck are we?

He said, boy, we glad. Don't nobody come down here, baby. Hey, I did a show in one of them, tornado evacuation centers in South Carolina one time. Tyler Craig took me out there. Like you said, this shit back off the highway, deep off in the woods. Then you get up in that, bitch.

You got to walk underground, nigga. Then you're looking around like, this shit really a storm shelter. And niggas is pulling up. Come up. You ever do that? That one. You ever do that one? No, it's in South Carolina.

It's a storm chef. They had another one in South Carolina. What these niggins wanted to just want you to come there. Thugged out comedy, me. These niggins are paying good money. But the whole thing is, the show don't start about 12, 31 o'clock. No. They're going to pay you.

They're going to make sure you're straight. But they're going to sit there and smoke about it. I'm going to tell you a Tyler Crange story. My husband bought me a trailblaze, so I picked up Tyler Craig and DirtySah. You know they were fun. So they got the fight. In the car.

In my car. Dirty South took a big, a wapper from Burger King and slapped Tyler Craig with it. And you know he didn't, it was vegan. So he didn't fuck with me. She slapped that nigger

with that motherfucking double wopper. Tyler took dirty head and opened my door and just slammed the door on her hair. I said, did my new car. Don't do my car like this. Nigga had mayonnaise, the fucking lettuce, tomato,

cheese, Dirty saw her head, cheese all in her face. He slammed that bitch head with the dough by 10 times. And then Dirty jumped up and say, You want to fuck? What the fuck? Dirty was real, boy.

Nigger, they don't went to upstairs when they rat down by the Fox Diego. They don't went to go, fuck. I'm cleaning cheese. Maddenay. My brand new ass trail, Blake. I said, you niggas. You niggled. I stopped speaking of Tile Creme, though.

Let me tell you. He told me, he told me cat was. was just blowing up. And they had a Valentine show. It was Red Grant, Cat, Tyler Craig, and somebody else. It was all dudes on the Valentine show. So you know how we are when we hungry as coming. So he was like, fly to Wisconsin. I'm going to tell the nigga to pick you up. So, you know, I'm doing the dome. I got some money. I fly to Wisconsin. We're on the same flight. I already talked to the promoter. I get down. And I'm thinking Tyler going to tell the man let me up. He said, Matt, this is a comment. The man looked at me and said,

Who the fuck are you? I said, what? He never told the man that he wanted me to go up. And the man just cussed me. I actually almost cried. I met Wisconsin, I walked back to my hotel and all that snow.

I said, Tyler, I wouldn't speak to you ever again. I used to see Tyler and wouldn't I speak to that motherfucker for nothing in the world. That motherfucker made me fly to Wisconsin and told me I had a guest spot and I had no guest spot. Damn.

Yeah, man. He was in the snow. In the snow. All because I wanted to go up. I didn't really know who Cat William was at the time when I got that. Oh, it was Cat. It was Cat. He didn't want who looked at you and said.

No, no, Cat didn't say that. The promoter said that. Oh, I about saying, dang. No, Cat was, Kat had just dropped that special, so he was hot. Yeah. He was fucking hot. And so it was a motherfucker up of a pack time. It was like four, five thousand people in that little fucking place.

I was like, ooh, I get to do five minutes. Tyler told me that motherfucker line and flew on. The West Coast. And I told myself, don't you ever fly for another guest spot, bitch. Hell no. Don't you ever fly for another guest spot? So that was a learning lesson for me.

I ain't speak to Tyler Craig for two years. Damn. I wanted to kill that motherfucker. I'm glad you got to get me. We didn't go out of Cam Gallup. Fucked up, man. Rest of peace of Tyler Craig, man. It was funny.

That nigga was funny. hilarious. We've lost some greats out here. Sure, for sure. You know. How many we lose? What, Tyler, Big Roan. You remember Big Roan?

Hell yeah. Nicka Big Roan, you used trying to fuck me so bad. I said, Big Roan. I can't do it, Big Roan. You don't like my mind? Everybody. Take y'all ass home, man. God, damn.

Who, bitch? Yeah, man, that's my one got to get it pushed through. God. Dang! Big Roan liked me. I remember I used to want you were little flowers in my hair. Big Roan said, oh, that flower would turn me on. I was like, oh, Big Roe.

He was a nice looking gal, though. He was a nice looking guy, but I was married. Big Roan. That nigga was funny ass. He was funny. Damn, that nigga was funny. He was funny. Hey, big Roan, dirty stuff.

No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, was dirty, motherfucker, but though. He was. No, I was, y'all my nuts. No, I tried to get me booed one time with Aunt, you know. And I love. And he wanted to get everybody booed.

I said, what the fuck wrong with you, nod? I thought we were straight. You're going out, he would tell the crowd to boo you. Might not need to say nobody's name who passed no more. They don't tell the West know you got. That's just how he was. I was scared at this point. I don't want to say nobody else who passed.

Who? Nobody. No, I think that's it, ain't it? No, your interactions with him. Marcus Cones. Scow bubble. Scope bubble would never put the prices on the menu at all. You don't know.

One time you pay $20 for a burger, next time you pay $200. Get your goddamn pus-ass out of him. Understand me. Who else? Wanda? Okay, I've never worked with Wanda. You weren't Wanda? Not like, you know, I never worked with Wonder.

But everybody else I had worked with, but I've never worked with her. Because I didn't do her nights either. She was Friday night. Yeah, I didn't do them Friday night. Yeah, I used to go up then, goddamn do my shit. What room she had? She was an old Uptown. For years.

For years. Man, I missed the old Uptown. That little-add green room. You get sick in that room. Did you go? Yeah, don't been in that. A couple times. I'm not headlining that one.

Before they shut it down. Uh-huh. Before they shut it down. Right there in Marietta. On Marietta. On Marietta. Yeah. Yeah.

That's your condos now. But it's going to. He's had an A-VAC on the stage. It's no more uptown. No, it's gone. The building gone. Yeah, they changed that shit to it. But there was over there by that, uh, that he opened it back up, remember.

Yeah, he opened it back up. It's a hate bill. No, it's closed again. No, it's closed again, right? It back up again, right? It is. That one never had the feel, though. Uptown, you just had the...

The old one that Marriette was just like, yes, this one that everybody came through. It's like, okay, they're boxing this bitch. Like, this is the ring right here. I used to go hang out of uptown because I was scared to get on stage. For what? I was just...

I used to go over to the pub. Remember the pub? So that's where I started that. And then I would go watch at Uptown and dirty and everybody being that motherfucker ripping. I was like, I know I could do that. I went to Uptown for almost eight months. before I ever touch the state.

I never told nobody. They just thought I was a fan, you know, a fan of comedy. I went every fucking night. Damn. I would pay and just sat in the back. I wouldn't say shit to nobody. Because I wanted to do it, but I was scared. What made you go over there and do it?

I went over to the pub and kind of, you know, like stop being scared and, you know, just getting, fucking working out. And then I said, well, I think I'm ready for Uptown. And I went and remember, it's so funny because KDU, you'd be joan and shit out of me. I used to wear them long-aged dress with my hair to the back with like a vampire. That thing's tricky, right? Because I used to dress up all the time. And I went to Uptown one time that blue jean outfit, and I didn't do too good.

He used to say the outfit right there. They want they to like you. He always says shit like that. He's going to know what going on. That nigga going to tell you what. He's going to tell you that outfit wasn't shit. But I just kept. going, because you know, at the time I was vending, too,

I used to do the falcon games. And so I would lead them falcon games, and I was like, watch my ass on my mother, you got correct change. I got you. Correct change, correct change. Correct change. I only take correct change.

I can double up. I can double up. You around the back. I'll do. Yeah. What? I've been there for them folks two, three times. I'm gonna put up in the school buss for the nontro bar day.

The fuck you here's telephone, you fat bastard. How you think you had fresh clothes for school, niggil? Talk, you talk. Love that shit, bud. Today's Atlanta. And I count inventory? Atlanta. There's always a hustle somewhere.

Nobody's counting inventory. You ain't lying. This is a place where everybody. We got you some shit. You got me some call on. We got you some shit. Oh, yeah. Is it my son?

Yeah. Okay. You know I lost the weight. I know. It's still big in the back though. All right. Yeah. I'm gonna wear this the ex-air. This ain't my motherfucking size. Get it right. We'll wrap this up. Nah. You're gonna get right.

Y'all bigners always give me little bitchy shit when I come over here. Two-X. Can we get a two-X? We didn't want to be this. We got a two-X. I like to be comfortable. We just didn't want to have it on camera in the big-ass shirt. We got the two eggs back there.

We want to be respectful. Yeah, you know. Fuck y'all. Can we want people to watch it and be like, man, I need that. No the fuck you don't. This is the display size. No, my. They gave me the display size.

We got you. It's coming. You don't believe it. We got a two-eight. I see it. Yeah, yeah. I see it. Ron Eiser Jr. when to go get it. You got a two-ex, Jeff.

Let me get a two-X, man. Nigger, not the two-X you got on. Take your life. Put it in the bag. Put it in the bag, guy. Put it in the plastic, guy. Don't you work that shit if you got on. Take that shit, that's smell.

You? My motherfucker smelled like somebody. Why the neck dirty? Hey, you remember that time? What's his name? Used to be on V-103? Who ran camera? No, he'd be over there for cats sometime.

I love him to death. Zoo? Remember that time he was selling them dirty jerseys? Zoo man? What? He was selling dirty jersey. Who's jersey? Y'all can cut that out.

But you remember those, Joe? He was selling football jerse. And I said, I said, why the collar dirty zoo? He said, one thing I like about you, you're always a person who you are. What the fuck that meant? That means I got caught. But you know what?

You were real one. This jersey ain't for you. That's what it is. Jersey! I got jerse. Genly used. I got jerse. Correct cash.

Correct cash. Hey, man, make sure you go on social media and follow Miss Pat. Yes. Make sure you watch the Miss Pat show. Make sure you watch Miss Pat settles it. What else we got? And I have my new cooking show on YouTube call. Whiskin and all with Miss Pat.

And it's at Miss Pat Comedy Challenge Because another nigga I already don't stole my motherfucker at comedian Miss Pat But I got my lawyer on his ass So, nigga, we're coming for you. You're motherfucking You too. Niggins at the house got her Instagram Hostess. I'm the real Miss Pat.

We're coming for you, Nick. Correct cash, please. Correct Correct change. Correct Change. Thank y'all for having me. I'm going on with it. No, you know you can come back anytime you want to. I'm going to take out my bro. I'm going to take out of my bro while I'm here.

One, two. Two. You're going to suck, large city, Carlos. Yeah. That's usually what I'm doing in my free time. Okay. Well, I enjoy it. You win my fan a lot and sold it you D.C.

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