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Episode Date: June 17, 2023

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from Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast You're getting your podcast Jesus Christ, voted the number one black show amongst black children who were breastfed for too long and played with their mama titty. Shut the fuck up at all right play, my mama, bitch.

She was sucking one and playing with us. Put the other one out. Wow. You ain't coming no more with no way. That's by this show soon, strong. Whole show raised on breast milk. Shut up. I ain't had no breast milk.

I was selling crap. And that's crazy, you know she loved you. She breastfed you with one nipple. A lot of work on one titty. Oh, okay. She was with me when I got shot. Oh, damn. Damn.

They both was. He was in pamphers in the car, sleep. Damn. I wonder if these white people who'll be having you on their shows be thinking you playing when you say this shit. You ever seen in their face? They don't know the laugh, they'd be like. They'd be shocked.

Exactly, I'm like, no, she is not bullshit. But let me give you a dope. as introduction because you deserve one. Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest, a hilarious comedian, a friend of the family. She remembered when we was in the trap trap, now she didn't goddamn manifested a whole new lifestyle. She then pulled up stunning on me.

Come on. My birthday twin, come on. The most hilarious. Got one of the best shows out on TV right now. Take your ass and Go watch the Miss Pets show on BET Plus, holding it down. Holding it down, none other than Miss Pats. Yeah.

Hey, LATS. Hey, LAT. What's that movie, Star, Superstar, TV, start. How you living? I'm living. It's good out here. I'm having fun. I've seen you back on stage, too.

Yeah, I'm finishing up the clubs, and I'm getting ready to move into theaters. So I'm doing my first theater tour call. Your girl done made it. Yeah, yeah, she did. Love that. I love that. I love that.

Speaking of love, let me do the white people's shit. Ms. Pat, your crowd work. Oh my God. It's amazing. Been seeing the clips that you've been dropping from the club performances, and that's been one of the fan favorites. I don't know if you'd notice or not,

but when you actually, because I see at the end of the show, you leave a little space where you can fuck with the crowd and let them talk to you and things of that nature. I just, I like, I like, I call it Crowd Chronicle, because, you know, people always like to, when they see you on TV, they like to holler shit out from TV. So one day I'll say, I'm just going to talk to the crowd when I finish.

And, you know, I want people to know I do an hour and a half before I even get to that fucking crowdwork. And they really like it. You find out what's on people mine. You find out what people are going through. And you get, I'm able to capture some really funny shit, you know. Just running my mouth to regular people. And I also make you feel, when they see you on.

TV, they almost feel like you're not human, and I think they humanized me to the audience. They're like, oh, she really act like she is on TV. I'm like, bitch, it's me out 24-7. You make it real. I try. I try. What's the wildest shit that happened doing one of them? I think I asked for a nurse, and this lady stood them, say, I'm a nurse.

I said, what kind of nurse? She said, a CNA. I said, bitch, sit out. You clean up. No fucking nurse. I ain't finished in the summer. But I mean, I enjoy it. I'm enjoying, you know, finally moving into theaters.

That's a big jump. So that's some work. And I'm excited about that. It ain't nothing like them clubs, though. I actually am with the same people who take you out. Outback. Outback. Oh, them motherfuckers be everywhere.

Yeah, I'm with Outback. They're doing my first tour, so I'm excited. Oh, you're with the right people. Yeah. They're going to make sure that money there. You know, that's one of the reason why I chose them, I know they had taken y'all out several times on tour. So I was like, well, Carlo fuck with him

and I ain't seen that negative on line. I guess I'll fuck with him, too. I don't got shit negative to say. They'd be like, Carlos, whatever you want to do, man. Just fucking let me know. Yeah, so, you know, we just started partening up and then I'm going to finish this year out, and then I'm going to go into next year with them.

So looking forward to it. And the show getting big and big. It is. It is. And I'm seeing the growth. You are actually in there. You don't relax. And you're just letting that shit flow.

And I love the chemistry that you got with Tammy Romney. Oh, yeah. Like, you would have thought that y'all was real sisters the way that you're able to build that shit on the set like that. And the way it comes across, it's so real. Yeah. You know, people really love me and Tammy together.

Hell yeah. And I've said this a million times. You know, the co-creator joined Cooper. You know, he had her from day one, her and the daddy. He was like, I'm telling you y'all gonna go great together. Shout out to Tammy. She just had a birthday, too. And both of us are the same fucking people.

Right. So I'm like, we both, We both strong. How the fuck this gonna work? And I didn't know Tammett from reality shows. So when I, she's fucking a dope-ass actress. That motherfucker don't drop no lines. And I'm sitting down, and I know I'm gonna start.

And her story is incredible. Her story is also incredible. Because a lot of times what I write, it hits home for her. And you know, like the third season, we did the whole thing about my mom, boyfriend molest to me. And you know, she shares some, you know, things

like what she's been through in life. And you can tell when something, Tammy is acting if she experienced something. And I always tell the co-creas, I was like, she'd been here before. But damn of her can ask her ass off. And people really think Tamer Roman is my fucking sister. I gotta ask you this, because you drop,

you say shit in conversation that be heavy as fuck, that people be like, and then some, my mom, boy, like, how do you deal with these traumatic, as, heavy-ass subjects with a smile like this? You know, I tell people all the time, you take the darkest shit and you laugh at it. So I don't let shit get me down. I just say it.

And the thing about trauma and dark shit, people just scared to say it out loud. Oh, you know, I don't want you to feel sorry for me. I want you to laugh at when I say I've been molest because other people have been through the same thing. But when you're crying about it and you're dwelling over, it's got control of you. Ain't shit controlling me.

I'm free. I don't get mad at their daddy because he shot me in the hair. That nigga live in a room house. I'm winning. Why shouldn't I tell the story? Why shouldn't you? You know, if a motherfucker held you down or did you wrong, what you're gonna cry for? I can't change the past, but I can damn show enough control the future. Man, I love that. You know, that's it. Because the shit we just been sitting here, just, you know, in regular conversation and then you drop some heavy shit like that. I know the people, like that could

really help somebody who watch them. Like, just to hear somebody say that, like you said, could could just be that one that make them change however they feel about, whatever they've been through. And I get that all the time. You know, people thank me for being an open-minded mom with a gay daughter. People thank me for telling my story. She played with your titty, too.

She did not rub my motherfucketty. I had never let this shit go. She already said it. Didn't rub on the titty as you. Hell now. Shut the fuck up. She rubbed my motherfucker titty. What's she say?

They're like my tetties, now, I'm gonna tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. That nigger bitch you live with, them your tits. She lived with a, that's a whole other, uh. She lived with a nigger bitch. Let me your titty. These are not, they're your daddy titty.

So you call it your son-in-law? What's their pronouns? Everything. Him, them, them day, and he. She, she like them, big bitches look like basketball players that didn't make it to the NBA. Oh, for real?

Yeah, she's like, all her girlfriend looked like him. For real? Well, she even just fucked with him! She's like a Florida player. You had a wasting time trying to find bitches that looks like, niggas! This is all right out here! Where you gonna find somebody that's six and a?

Her girlfriend, so all the bitch, look like Clay. Life skin, big bitch, was a sagging pan. Only thing, they ain't got it, Clay ain't got to wait. Oh, they fit, too. They think, too. They think, too. Yeah, they look like they could have dunk and they lost weight.

Damn. They're trying to hide the ass and baggy shit. You know, the crazy part, I just wish she'd get married. That's what I wish she to do. To a woman? To whatever. Whatever they want to call themselves.

Because she's almost four. Oh. You don't fuck with them and date? You don't fuck with them? Them days either. She like, she like, she like, bitchy's like y'all. What the fuck that mean, Miss Pat? You're not for, you're not for the trail.

No, no, no, I'm not saying. Me, bitches like us. She's like bitches y'all, like y'all, you know. You know, she's like a little pretty loud, bitch. Got something going for their y'el. Nah, I'm talking about, I'm talking about little bitches with my veins in their neck and shit, you know. What's what you mean, Miss Pat?

I mean, Miss Pat. She's like, rough neck, like, you know, she's like, men, bitches. Oh. Yeah, yeah, studs. Yeah, she's- Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be in a bit with a cool bitch like you, Carlos. A cool bitch like Carlo, you know.

Hey, shit, this is treating me any- This name, Shalo. Treat me in, who can't a goddamn way when she come up here. But her girlfriend is actually way bigger than you. She probably can doggle on you and everything. I believe it. Oh, man.

I mean, and then I think that's why people, you know, really gravitate to the show. Now I'm going to show up at their house with my shirt off. Bitch is Carlos, you're me, a cool baby. Well, you know they're getting their tities removed. We don't know that's you. What? They hate us that much.

What the fuck are you talking about? They hate us that much. I don't think she ever been with a girl who had a booze remove, but, you know, but back to the show, I think that's what they like, because we talk about, we get really heavy with a way to make shit funny. And I like how y'all sprinkle just enough cussing in the show. Thank you. I love it. It's just like, that shit, that's what made the shit pop, you know what I'm saying? It's like, it ain't like y'all just cussing up a storm.

It's like y'all saying the right shit in the right moments. Like localization. Yeah, that shit hit to me. Yeah. Some adult shit, how grown people talk. Well, that's what we call it a grown folk sitcom. It's the first sitcom to ever do it.

Yep. I guarantee somebody white gonna come along and do it and he's gonna blow up, he's gonna be that friend. This is a girl, CBS, my fucking dad. And then they're gonna be like, They're going to act like they created it. No, we did it first. Right.

Yeah, we did it first. That was hard. I'm just thankful that, you know, BET Plus, you know, understood what we was trying to do. And they allowed us to do it because that show got shopped alive. It's not easy making a show. I'm quite sure y'all know that. It got shopped.

Your always in the works for a while, man. Five years. Yeah. Five years. And plus, you had made it out of that area. We know, like, that first season, they're like, you don't know if you're coming back. And then the second season, like,

We still don't know, now you haven't seen it. Boy, and they know what you can do with it. So it's like, and I've been peeping y'all pay homage to a lot of the other sitcom. Yes, we do. With the people you have on there. We had Molly gives. How did that feel to be able to do that, man?

And Molly Gibbs on their cussing. You know what? Probably didn't even have to tell her to do it. No, when we asked her, we wanted her, the co-creator wanted her to say bitch, and she said, I'm not gonna call a black woman a bitch, but I say everything else, and boy, did she say everything. Some shit got cut out, but she said everything else.

It was like, I was, like, even when we worked with the mama from the Fresh Prince, and I was, I remember standing on setting like, I'm going to sit with these people. That's how I look at it. You know, like, we did Jalea, Jaliel White Urkel, and, and, you know, sometimes I'm not going to say I kind of get starstruck, but I have to, I take a moment to say, damn, I'm here with these people. I grew up watching these people do their thing on TV. They're there with you, though. Well, they're on my show. The mutual respect.

Yeah, and, you know, now people, you know, at first, people kind of shout away from the show because it was something different. And, but when I'm out at the image, I'm like, hey, I want to work with you. I'm like, you want to be on a cussing sitcom? But we have a good time. We do it in front of a live studio audience.

It's like old fucking multicam. You know, we get 150, 200 people over there, and we have a ball every Friday. Talk about that. They don't do that a lot no more. No, because, they went to Cann Laothair. They went to Cannes Laothair, and, you know, they don't,

they don't, when we was in L.A. and we were shooting the pilot. I remember said, we went from set to set, different people who were shooting pilot, and they literally hide Lafters. And I was like, what the fuck is this? I couldn't believe it. And I just told my Corace, the nigga, we ain't hide no motherfucking laughter. These n'n't going to laugh at this shit. We're going to rewrite it until we find something funny.

And we did the two episodes on the pilot, and they killed. And, you know, Hulu shot the pilot and then pick it up. Shout out to Hulu, I ain't mad, I love y'all. But then BT picked it up, and Atlanta, they didn't shoot live shows. So this is the first one sitcom with the audience. So we had to be, the first time, the first episode, the second episode we shot, we had 30 people, and the sound weren't working. It was fucking a nightmare.

But we worked to get it right. Now, last season, we had to turn away people so many people were showing up. And people really enjoy this show. They feel like it's finally a black woman that represents somebody in their family. Everybody ain't got no fucking college degree. Everybody ain't got no motherfucker, a doctor or lawyer. But I'm that hood rat, aunt, I'm that mama,

I'm that grandmama that say whatever she wants to say. And black people and white people and everybody appreciate it. Right, mm-hmm. You do get that auntie vibe like you're letting smoke in the house. No, you don't smoke in my motherfucking house called. I ain't coming over there. That old bullshit, then.

You let everything else go on. You know that. Ashley running, bitches all in and out the house. Okay, whatever. She's getting the barifroom bleaching her hands on it. It's a man. It's a free one. A little piece of reef for her.

A little piece of a week. Now I got to step outside in all this old country and shit. Hey, what's up, Chicago? It's your man, Carlos Miller, July the 21st. I will be in the city. Full up on me, man. You know I'm gonna be at the Riviera theater, man. So, you know, put your little clean-ass outfit.

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She got that squess mouth. What? No, you do not. Let me see, Ashley, we'll wrap late on because I think you, every time we start building, here come your mama one 10 a half and now. Oh, one y'nful show up and kill the fuck. Wait a minute, you got Quechia for John on your phone? No to fuck out.

Quisha, get my number. Bitch, I get your pussy. See your motherfucking goat. What? Quisha. I ain't gonna say her, what the... I don't listen. Yeah, you do.

Quisha, you got, you on the Wi-Fi, Quisha. Everybody phone gonna pop up on the Wi-Fi. Somebody put Quisha, hey, man, put her in the group chat. No, she got a man. She got a... Ain't nobody asked to be her man. Damn. I don't know.

What make y'all... And this nigga asked for pictures. He literally, don't take it so literally. Not the thing with a little pony tell asking y'all for pictures. Yeah, we got him off the streets. Uh-huh. Yeah.

That nigga was running a gang and we turned his life around. He was in a game? He was in a game. Was he with him? Uh, no. No. He looked like a rat dog on that. But you, I bet you up on all that hair.

He's a good-looking nigga. If you say that nigga down to the ball? No, don't do this. Every time you come here, you leave somebody who worked here fucked up. Last time it was Chad. No, he doesn't want to come in here. He didn't go to make him.

He quit. No. No. He's here. He just ain't in here with you. You heard his fitness playing him. I didn't say shit to him. You called him a little bitch and everything.

You told him you. Huh? You told him you'll stuff him in your pussy. Yeah. You don't remember the shit you said to chat? They did. I was looking for him today. Yeah, I know.

And then he's got a bunch of death. Oh, whatever. He ain't here. He got in the office and got him under the death. I'm sorry, he's in the office. He's back there. He kept a hollered about his woman. Is he still with her?

You fucked that up. She saw something at him. He's like, he's like that. Wait a minute, he ain't with him no more. That ain't my business to be discussing on camera like that. You know, I hate a nigga who brag on a bitch all the time. You ain't gotta tell, he's a, my mom, I'm not, nigga, I'm not trying to fuck you.

I don't even know what he looked like. See, I shouldn't have brought it up. I'm sorry, Chad. I'm sorry, now I hope your relationship last. I figure you know. We're gonna have to change the subject because you're actually rubbed on that teddy. Nah, I'm just fooling.

You gotta get out of there. You gotta get out of there. Ashton, what you say about that movie? How many kids you got, Miss Pat? I have four kids and two abortions. You ever think about the two that didn't make it? I told them if they come back when I get some money, I was gonna keep them.

So I'm a good mama. Wow. Some bitches out here kill their kids and don't claim. I claim everybody. I had one miscarry, her name was Jasmine, so they bought me a cabbage pack kid to replace her. Mm. So at four, five, six, seven.

You think if you get to heaven to all the kids that you're in keep, gonna be like, heck on my mama right down? I'm gonna say, boy, back. I don't know you. Yes. They're not gonna be like they go my mama. They'd be like, oh, did you have fun?

Look who finally showed up. I'm like, ooh, did you have fun? I returned your ass. Bitch. I don't understand why this country gonna tell us we can't have no abortion. I don't either. They're my pussy. Everything ain't keepable.

It ain't. You can be able to go back and return. be able to go back and return shit to a front store Walmart, you should be able to return a baby if you don't want one. Yeah, or you should at least, you should at least get approved for

to go down there and you've got a valid reason. They should just be like, all right. I'm serious, I mean, and I'm not saying, I say do you when you see this, but it's nothing wrong with getting an abortion. This is my body. Nobody fucking owns me. I should be able to talk about my abortion openly.

This is, I do what the fuck I wanna do. First of all, why are you getting involved when you ain't the motherfucking daddy other baby that we kill it. You know, you ain't any motherfucking daddy. You want to act like you care. I ain't the daddy. And I'm gonna act like I care. You can't? What? I'm, I believe that the woman should make the choice. It's her body. That's right. It's my body. It's my right. You're not dare to hold my pad when my peer come on. That's too deep. That's too deep in this pay. You shouldn't want nobody to do that. Do y'all hold your pad?

I thought you just put that bitch on. You got to hold that bitch in place to hold that out. God damn. Money. I'm sorry, baby. I didn't know you had to hold the pants. Sometimes they come with belts. There's so much shit we don't know about pusses, bro.

I'm just saying, you know, it's a woman rights to do what the fuck she want to do. But the time you say you have an abortion, people want to look down on you like it's something wrong. There's nothing fucking wrong with getting an abortion. You do you, don't you let nobody tell you what the fuck. Let me tell you something. If they ain't telling us a stop plastic surgery, why the fuck they're gonna do something else? That shit is out of hand.

More asses are put on women than babies are being killed in this country. I don't even know why. I don't know why they buy asses. They buy asses so you can look, Carlos. You don't like fake booties? No. I don't like shit fake.

Do you like scratch marrs on bitches? Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Damn, I should have came here with my stomach out. You should have? That depends on where the stretch marks are. No, just what they're doing, what they're doing? And in the few of them, there's a lot of them

look like a pack of bacon blade across. You don't like the scratch mars in bitchy's chest? What a it? In the chest. Is it from getting big? On the chest? All the way down the stomach. Is it from the titty?

You tiger stripes. I mean, I don't know, Ms. Pat. I don't want to make a blanket statement, but I mean some, some, um, some, um, some, um, some, um, some, um, some Stretch marks in the right place. What is the right place? The motherfuckers be hitting, like on the ass where that shit looks like thunder and lightning.

Oh, we. He said that ass looked like thunder and lightning. Yeah, like right here on the little thass. Some people got them in the chest, on these tits. That's where it's supposed to be. Then, like, right on the behind the leg where the ass is at. Yeah, all that. Stretch that.

Okay, you want a bitch look like your mom and auntie. That's where all the places, though. That's normal places that's opposed to stretch. That Walmart fan is fucking my eyes up. That mother got me over the crime. Just turn it the other way. Yes, Lord. At least you ain't hot no more.

I have hot flashes, but these motherfuckin' me up over here. That little motherfucking nine-knife. You want water or something. I don't want the motherfucking Dr. Pepp, I can tell you that. I wasn't going to get you one of them, so you ain't got to worry about that. You get me this motherfucker schoolgirl water. You're a school girl. Yeah, I dropped that real early.

Yeah, but you used to be. I did. I did, elementary. When you dropped up? Eighth grade. Shit, it wasn't even hard then. Shit, don't get hard about the name grade, what are you talking about your winner?

No, I'm saying, school wasn't even hard about the name grade. Oh, yeah, but I had gotten pregnant with Ashley, so I dropped out. Oh, I ain't even going to, I don't even want to talk about Ashley no more. Ashley no more. No. I thought you said some shit. She'd be saying some shit, too. I didn't even know about Ashley until one day I was on Instagram and I saw a picture

and I said, damn, it's two Ms. Pat's. I tell you, that's the hardest part about having a gay daughter because she'd be on her kissing them bitches and it be my face. You're going to be in a tabloids. I'll be, take, bitch, get my face off the bitch on Instagram. That's what you be doing. all that in public. Kissing all on these, all in the mouth and all that.

Well, you know what? I'm mad to get a separate interview. I got to bring you on here, because you got this is the same. You got a story to tell. You what? She do. She ain't got a story again.

You're going to fuck around to blow up this Atlanta. And she gave, she gonna make it way faster than you think she is. You said she was with you with, you got shot in the teddy. She was. Both of them was, too. He just don't remember shit. She picked your nipple up. She didn't pick my motherfucking nipple up. Mom, I got your titty.

It gay as she was. I had to push my baby out of the weight. No, what was funny when I got shot that day. The police pulled up because I thought I had ripped my titty on the do jam at the crack house. See, this is how, this is how. you take pain and make comedy. This is dark as hell. Yeah, so she, the police kid there,

she's like four years old. So they said, what happened? So you know, when you're a drug dealer, you don't tell what happened. So I said, no, so actually just busts. I said, well, my mama shot at Monk, and Monk shot my mama, and her titty fell out. And I said, what the fuck.

She was like four years old, and she were holding this nigga here by his neck because they was in the cold when I got shot. So she gave him out the car and run to the front door to crack house, Dragon, her little brother. Wow. Boy, this gonna, season five of Snowfall gonna be a motherfucker.

When they get to Atlanta and Ms. Pat take over. Oh, man. This is two episodes, right here. This is a season arc. Come on, man, 50 C can't write this shit. We gotta shout out who shot her. If we turn on to any one of them power books and anybody getting shot in the teddy, we're suing.

We sue it like here. That's Ms. Pat Stewart. We will represent, yeah. Don't do that 50. Come get me 50. I want to be on the pile book. You need to be on this. Come on.

I don't get called for stuff like that. Well, fuck it, we'll shoot our own. Yeah, I get called for a lot of other stuff, but not that. I don't get called for hood shit. The white people love you. They're trying to steal you away from us and they think we ain't watching. Jeff Ross and Joe Rogan

and all the white people who got two names. We all y'all have. Theo Bunn, y'all stop trying to steal, Ms. Pat. What's a little Asian dude, Bobby? Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee. Yeah, I know you're friends with all of them, Ms. Pat, you've been on here everybody's show.

The White Girl podcast, so, Ms. Pat, where are you talking? Yeah, I saw you on there, Whitney Cummins. I thought she was a porn star. It ain't a point star named Whitney Cummins. Nah. Don't forget about Bird Christa. I know you know him. Oh, Bert, this is the motherfucker with him

and goddamn Tom Segoor. Yeah. See? I'm getting ready to, I'm doing Burke Crasher Cruise. I'm gonna kick Burke Crash's ass. I was just at his ass. I was just at him. I sent Burke 15 goddamn Cadillacs.

I ain't heard back from him yet. He just bought something. I don't know what it was. Fuck, Burke. You don't want to spend money with me because I'm black. Oh, yes, he did. I know, I've just got to throw some, I just got to throw some motherfucking mulligans out there.

They just showed me muzzles. They show us much love. All right, over there, two bears, one cave. He just mentioned you. When I was there, I did his cooking show. Word. And he just, he loved you. I wanted to come on that motherfucker where you had dude

come over there and roll all of them big-ass blunts like sushi. The Netflix shit. Wasn't you on that? Uh-huh. Yeah, at the cabin and shit. What was it called? The cabin? Yeah, I wanted to be on that shit.

They ain't called me. It only did one season. I wanted to come up there. This motherfucker had the blunt roller flew in, and they just rolled big-ass blunts on. It was amazing. You would have loved that. I was on the episode where the bitch was rocking the bowls, beating on the bowls to make your body vibrate.

Yeah, you did the meditation or something? Yeah, the meditation is stupid shit. They just ripping rich people off. Oh. And you get your kids to hit the motherfucking bowls and feel the same thing. Oh. Rich people got money to waste. You should have took Ashley.

Huh? You should have took Ashley. Uh, I didn't take Ashley. I usually don't take Ashley to the TV with me. Take her. They don't pay for Ashley. They just pay for me. Take Ashley.

I'm telling you. Ashley is an asset. Tell her you bring your... I can tell by the way she get down already. You could use her skills. For what? Yeah, I'm telling you, man. Miss Pac-Man.

Damm-d-d-d-damm-d-d-d-m. No. Let me tell you some, Carlos. I really think you should hang out with Ashley. I damn sure. We own the same type of shit. Ooh. You really should.

You are nice looking. I'd be riding around with Ashley. So you mean to tell me I've been a lesbian this whole time? It's crazy, Ashman. You get my nigga Ashley, she wanted number four. My nigga Ashley. I tried to give her a real easy name. My name is Ashley Renee.

Because I named her after the Young and the Restless, and it was late on there, who was sleeping with a married man, Ashley Abbottie. That's too feminine, though. I don't think. What they call you in the streets, Ashley? No, you know she got a little stud name, too. They all got a cold name.

Who's your cold name? See? Yeah! She might be right. She might be right. With the lowercase D, though. It's a lower case. What do you talk about?

I mean, make the ass, Daddy. I'm tired of my gay daughter. What about my son over there? He's slow. Uh-uh. He ain't slow. He is not slow. You know what you're going on.

All that Miss Pat show you giving him, he's buying some of the best pussy to sit there and the office. I tell, he's buying some good. He's got three kids. He's got a good shit. I'll be buying them motherfucking pussy. He got a girl. What the fuck that means?

What the fuck it better not mean? You crazy's here. His mama famous, too. You got a TV show? They mom ain't famous. She is. When I go home, I'm Patricia Lee. She ain't famous.

Hey, well, as long as you give him the money is Miss Pat. No, I'm not giving him a motherfucker type. I'm not. Miss Pat money. Don't act like you ain't gave him shit. He's a grown man. Whatever you gave him is extra anyway. That's fuck off money.

He's supposed to buy a little magic city pussy with it. Keep doing your thing, mid Pat, son. He's hoaxed up. Yeah. No, that's the city and way around her. He made all that majesty. He's on the phone. He's about.

I don't know what he's talking about. Exactly. And they came out yet, but when they do, I don't know what he was talking about. You know I call O.B. playing. So I heard him when I was 15, and when I'm in the streets with him, everybody thinks that's my man.

I hate that shit, too. You think he like it? Huh? You think he liked it? That's your lady. Man, don't fucking play with me like that. Do you not see this lady? My son's the shape just like?

How fuck is my lady? Everybody think we fucking, they're like, ooh, I like a chocolate drop. I said, that's my motherfuck son, bitch. They ain't no chocolate drop. They didn't ask to show up. If anybody fucking is me, they're my tinnies. So fucking stupid collo.

Hey, Quish, you gotta stand up. Been sitting down for a minute. I don't want you to smush that new boothole. That's what get his thing sitting on it. You gotta walk it up. Don't never sit longer than an hour. See, that's what... Oh my God.

That's gonna call the purplish. That's where the discoloration comes up. Are you sitting on a leather seat? That's your problem. Quisha, we can't do cloth no more. You're in the big leaves now. You might if we use your picture on our brochure? We actually use you on our logo.

They got an ass over, her ass on it's a logo. Oh, you want the quisha. You want the quisha. We're in the special now. You can get the quesion. If you sign up for the subscription, we can do $600 right now. I look for kids.

I watch this shit. Oh, no, we are sorry. Oh, they definitely watch this shit. This is the number one show amongst black people between the ages of four and 81. Four? Yeah. We got a whole other group of people who watch the show.

We got some infants. Like, I don't know if you have young children or you just had a baby. Trust me, turn this shit on and put them in front of it. They're going to sleep. They don't need the context. It's the sound of our voices

at the timing and in the pacing. It's really soothing. to newborns and infants. It's been proven. Cats love this show. Pit bulls, especially. I get videos all the time of people sending me their animals

and they just really tune in and watch what we got going on. That's awesome. White people too. White people fuck with this shit. I get a lot of white people come to the show and be like, I saw you on 85 South.

Yeah, they fuck with us on the Love. I get a lot of people that saw me on 85 South. Thank you, audience. I appreciate that. Oh, yeah. Y'all continue to love and support everybody you see on this stage and this show.

And if you see Ashley in the streets, make sure you show her a lot of love. Give her a titty to rub. We're going to start a foundation called Titties for Ashley. She don't need no more color. Exactly. Rubber titty, make a wish.

The Rubber Titty Foundation. Not the Rubber Titty Foundation. Some of the Make a Wish kids, wish is just the rubber titty. You think of them? Yeah, some of them probably. They probably don't even allow that. You know, I had a special knee uncle

that my granddad would always buy him pussy. That's love. But, you know, I look at, you know, dealing with my uncle as a kid because my granddad bought him pussy on Friday. Every Friday? Every Friday.

That's a treat. I wish somebody loved me that much. That's probably the only thing. They kept him in check. But I think people think because people are special needs, they don't want to be sexual acting, but they do want to be sexual acting. Yeah, but I think it's against the law to be fucking on them, man. No.

What? How would you, they can fuck? You mean to tell me that they growled and they can't fuck? Just because they... My uncle would cripple. No, he wasn't. He fucked there Friday. He was crippled Monday through Thursday.

No, he was crippled and he was special need. Friday, that nigga was normal. What's up, Pop, what time we're going? He took my shale and everything. Niggins straight enough. Don't need no walker. He didn't have no fucking walker. He's not on Friday, didn't.

So as he doing, fucking, go get my weird shit. Ah, my back. Y'all so fucking speak. Pop, walk me to the car, man. That is not what fucking happened. Got a damn back done went out on me. You walked up in there, you know how I didn't know. Hey.

Trying to break her back broke my head. Dr. said I need a back yard. Oh. It's all. Forgive him, y'all. I was going to tell my special knee auger, son. Tell him, he wanted to hit. But, I mean, I told him on my special,

but my grandmother were buying pussy here Friday, and it kept him, he thought it helped with the seizure, but, you know. It did. I love holistic medicine. Hey man, if something ever wrong with me, just do that. Just keep giving me different kinds of pussy to something start working. Please.

Then you try putting it on his face? Are you allergic to penicillin? Maybe. How are you going to give it to me? Well, we're going to put it into the pussy. No, let's try it. Let's try it. Let's see what happened, man.

If you insist. Oh, shit. I didn't think of it. holistic medicine, but it could have been. It is. Pussy definitely got medicine in it. It probably, I think that would be a lot of them school shootings and the mad shootings.

What? Like, some of them dudes, they'd be talking about because they could get a woman or some shit, man. They need, hey, man. The mad shooters. You know, really somebody should open a place called bust or nut, and then you just have pussy behind a wall, and you pay a fee to get in

and they can just hit all the pusses that they want. Now, they can be prostate of pussy. But that's what I'm saying, at some point, they're going to have to This is not real. They're gonna have to legalize prostitution. They're gonna have the legalized prostitution, like some medicinal prostitution. Yeah.

Man, my, my, my, my, my, my, I can't see them. I guess, I got, uh, man, I got, uh, social paralysis. The fucking social paralysis. That's why I get so scared around people, I can't say nothing. You know, some people need one of them little dogs. I just need a little pussy. I think it really helped with the sleep apnea.

Okay. I'm glad pussy's natural medicine. It is. I wish people had, you know, they always want people to have access to good, you know, like health care and public resources. I want everybody to have access to a little piece of pussy every now and then. Good clean, pussy. Good clean, puss. Like, we need, like, a place with a good reputation.

that's known for having good pussy in there. Like the Walmart of Cooch. Bus a nut. Bus and a nut. And they got a drive-dook. No, you shouldn't be the drive-thru. That goddamn line to be all the way down the street. No, they're working like Chick-fil-A.

They'd be out there. There ain't no way. There ain't no way they're going to be in here. With a bad, how do you want your pussy with flowers, yokes, yogurt, pebbles? You want butter on your pussy? Yeah, man, make him here. No, no.

That's that makes me. I feel like that's somewhere you're going to have to be buzzed in and ain't going to have to see your ID. You shouldn't be able to just pull up. Right. Your name got to be in the database. It ain't going to be paying food.

It looks like you're a new customer here. We're going to have to get some blood work and you're able to come back in two weeks if everything comes up. And what would it cost? What would it cost? To get in. The initial membership is going to sound ridiculous because you, it's a, yeah, you got to pay the initial.

It's going to be up in there. It might be a thousand or two. Oh, a thousand to get in the database because then you can go to air all over the city. $20,000. Because it's like a buffet. Get all you want once you get in. See, that's what, that's the problem. Oh, it's $20,000.

What time all you can get? Yeah. A lifetime membership? No, six months. Oh, hell, no. That ain't even a good deal no more. You got to sell his house. to get in this shit?

Are you selling your truck? Nick, I'm trying to get in my clothes. I got a little thing going on. Niggins trying to get in the database. No, hell no. Man, I'm already in the database. I get, listen, I just gotta renew it. My subscription.

Listen, I got 24 hours to come up with $7,000. Are they gonna break my dick? Listen, man, they got my nest down there in the freezer. You gotta pay my pussy bill. Two more fees of paperwork and my social security card are supposed to come back. We kicking it all the next week if y'all want to.

Sound like you guys been there. Hell no. Oh, no. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's a lot. That's a lot. 20,000. Got to be at least 600. That's the price of booty holes. I'm saying, like, you got to. That's the gold booty home.

You buy an old new booty over $600. That's temporary. It's going to fade back. What you think they're doing with the old ones? Reselling them. Refurbishing the like iPhone. Y'all ain't got nothing back there, dude. Nah, man, you don't pick up it's Wednesday.

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What you got in there? Surprises. We got a lot of surprises. You can't tell us. No, I can't tell you. I know that. No. I knew it.

And, you know. Give us a hint. Give the people a hint. You know. It's going to be funny. It's going to be funny. We trust that. Yeah.

I mean, I can't give way to fuck. show. It's going to be funny. And I got some other things I'm working on, too. I sold another show and some other things. So, coming down the pipeline. But, you know, because I'm in the four, I'm going into the, you know, next season of the Miss Pass show. So things are starting to get. You get about five, six, you know, so it's on to the next thing. Yeah. I've been, I mean, I'm thankful, you know, if it go past, four, if it go past five or six, I'm, it was a show that wasn't supposed to last. So wasn't he supposed to get out there. So I'm, I'm, I'm, I mean, I'm, I'm just thankful as hell.

You know, not... I might as well enjoy yourself. You know your car getting broke into tonight. We are shooting a special, and you is doing your only fan's content on stage. I'm trying to get some of my father. Just like, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. Oh, man.

Shake, shake, shake, shake. Oh, crap. Shake, shake, shake, shake. Shake. That had me who was 601. When he knitted, bro, when nobody in there with me, it was just me. You was the only sperm.

I was like, so don't nobody want to come? Okay, shit. This is easy. Ha-ha-ha! Make some noise. Shake, shake, shake. I'm through smoking weed. That shit ain't got too strong.

Why you say that? Because I was had the other day, I ordered a pregnancy pillow. The one that you lay between the legs. That ain't really a bad idea. I'm at home taking naps like I'm 10 months. You know, now. You know, show's gonna'n't.

You know, show's come and take three, four years off, and then come back on. Yeah. Come back. So you can come back to it, you know? Yeah. too. Yeah.

What you want to do that you ain't did yet? Or that's like top of your list. Yeah. Who you want to have on there that you ain't had on there yet? Come on on on ice cube. You know I love me some ice cubes. Yeah, and I'm a big ice cube fan. I always had a crush on.

I mean, not like that, but I'm not. Your husband ain't going on even though. Your husband will go come out the house back there. Hey, hey, hey. I've got your motherfucking ice cube. I'm going to get you. Ice cube is goddamn sweezy. I'm going to give you.

Get in the car. Pat, yeah, Patricia. Both of y'all. Go ahead. This nigga up y'all on a Friday. You know, goddenal, hey, if I was still at the General Motors, goddammit, hey. The General Motors. I don't know.

I mean, you know, we're going to have some really good guest stars this year, so I'm looking forward to that. I'm excited. I really am. But the things I would like to do, I would like to do more movies. Okay. I like to create movies. Oh, what's your, if you could have any, what character, like, what type of character do you want to play, ideally in your head? I would like to really do something serious.

I want to see you play a church lady. That's easy for a big black woman, Carlos. From the hood. All them bitches from the hood. That sold crap. All them bitches, they sold pussy. I sold crazed. That's the difference.

Yeah. Prostituses ain't the best actresses. Drug dealers can act. They got to. Serious situations, yeah. You gotta act like you ain't sitting drugs. You gotta act like the dope good where you know what ain't shit.

Come on, man, fuck with me. I mean, I would take you, I love comedy because, you know, we're comedians. So anytime we get in comedy roles, that's just like us really performing. But I would love to do something dramatic. We make some of the best serious actors, too, I think. I don't think we get a lot of opportunities to do it,

but I think when we get the shot, we shine. I mean, look at Eddie. Yeah, yeah. Shit, Eddie don't need every damn thing. No. You know, I'm trying to think of other comedians that, me like Eddie, that I don't think nobody did as many movies as Eddie as a comedian.

No, that's the goat. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker? Yeah. Kevin Hart. Jamie Fox.

Oh, damn. Kevin Hart. James Fox? Yeah, Jamie Fox. Yeah. Comedians be doing. Jim Carrey on the low. My husband loved everything Jim Carrey did.

I mean, he got a lot of time to watch movies. He did the house a lot. I know he got a theater. You have a theater. Yeah. Did you know they wrote the mask in Miami? At Dan Marino's house. It's on the extended cut of the DVD.

Not a kitchen up since I left the General Motors. You know what I hate about. my husband being retired is because my husband is 52 and he listened to the TV really loud and I'm like nigger you don't work around machines no more why the fuck is this TV on 99 and he only watched black and white movies and he said he's back you know I'm a hood bitch I don't want to see no motherfucking bay roof suit or motherfucking playing baseball I'm like dude everybody dad the audience dad the announcer dad the player's dad the fuck is you watching this old shit I'm surprised that he could show up on the fucking TV.

But you'll be quiet so I can see who won this shit. It's wrapped footage, baby. You don't get to see the world series. Come on, that. Everything, I came home last night. That's a hell like me as 40. He's 502 and came here shit and watched a damn. That's the age.

I don't even do it why black and white? I'm like, do you know this TV coming color? Why the fuck are you watching this black and white TV, nigga? Black and white got to look crazy in HD. No, he'd love it. I mean, he'd be watching all them actors. I don't know who the fuck they are at the height of they, they was the shit when they were back in 52.

How he didn't know about this shit? Oh, he read a lot. 52 years ain't that long ago. No, but he liked old shit. He love old shit. I'm like, I mean, he fall asleep with this shit. I'm like, niggled. So I'd be on phone, my friend, be like,

do you're old at her listening to shit on loud? Every old nigger listens to the TV loud. I mean, I'd be in the other, I'd be like, turn the goddamn TV down, Gary, what'd you say? I said, baby, can you turn the TV down? Yeah, you know, man. He's not going to hear that shit. He'd just be trying to see if you're gonna say so.

Turn that goddamn, who are you talking to? My motherfucking thought show. He ain't worked to all that goddamn used that planet. Turn this motherfucker up loud as I want to. Me, Humphrey Gorgard, the greatest motherfucker the hell of the hell of motherfuckers. Watch what he tells him Cuella Deville. That's what he said, too, nigga.

He'd be watching Humphrey Groveard. Yeah, Humphrey Bogart. She's looking at you, Kenney. I'm like. You never watch Casablanca? Nick, I don't watch none. It's the greatest movie ever made. Nick, if it's in color.

But that's what they say. That's what they say. It's a good-in-movie. Yeah. This shit was good through this movie making movies. I mean, that's some time I come in and he'd be watching shit. I don't know where he'd get this shit from. When they didn't even talk on TV, they just act.

I'm like, I said, what the fuck is wrong with you? You haven't drove that man completely crazy. No, I'm, I, I, the man is always, when I met the man. You said 31 years? Yeah, when I met him, he was watching sidefield. One, no niggas in the streets watching side field. That shit was terrible. I don't know how that shit lasted that long.

Comedians, they all be on all these platforms, kissing ass, that shit is good. That shit is terrible. You know what, Carlos? I ain't going to lie to you. I thought it was some. Some whitefo shit. It is.

No, I watched that shit one day, it's funny than a motherfucker. And you gotta be un-high. See, the problem with you, you're going, and you're watching that shit. I'm gonna smoke now, because you gotta be stressed and fuck out. Ain't no way I'm gonna find that shit funny.

I tried, I have tried many times. I don't get it. I'm telling you, Carlos, if you really sit in and watch it, it's funny. Fuck no, somebody sent me a clip of that shit. I was like, man. That shit, I don't know what it is. That just felt, I just felt the whole thing.

I just felt the whole show was racist. What, didn't he talk about niggles? I don't, I know, exactly. That's why he felt like. And then the little fat nigga was selling all them pretzels. Like something about pressels, I just don't fuck with. Who sold presser?

The little bald nigger. I ain't never seen him sell them motherfucking brus. He was the presser man. For roll go. Oh, he was on a commercial. Oh, yeah, he was depressed. See, come on, don't play with me, man. Play with me.

I've been here cable. You've been had cable? Ben had cable. Well, you know, my dad. That's what made me really like him because he liked Seinfeld. And my husband read the newspaper every day. I had never met a nigga in Korea.

He didn't have a choice. Huh? The internet wasn't popping like that. Yeah, so he read the new. But the other nigga was selling dope and getting back. Bitches is pregnant. I met a black man with no fucking kids.

That was a miracle. That's a miracle? Back in old day. There's a bunch of niggas out here with no babies. Those are the nigg that ain't claiming them. No, this is a bunch of niggies out here who don't have none.

Ted Bundy, how many kids you got? Zero. The nigga ain't got no kids? Oh. Unibon. Unabom. Oh, right, Ted Bundy, eight niggas. I'm sorry.

You don't even have a dog. What? He don't even have a dog. A dog? Well, he shouldn't have a dog. He ain't got shit. It's just him. Just him and a gym bag.

He's the type of nigga that get pulled over by the police and get beat up. beat up. Oh, no. He ain't gonna get bored over. He ain't that type of nigger. He ain't. I mean, he ain't do shit. They just, he looks suspicious.

He's a nigga to us. Man, he ain't a nigga to them like that. Oh, yeah. He's like a college student. He's straight. He looked varying. He's a nice-looking guy. I'm not gonna agree this shit.

I guarantee you if you hair cut, if you gave my hair cut in Shay, I bet you's gorgeous. I wouldn't give a fucking me ever gave a haircut again. I don't care what that they can do with this life. Hold it. Hold on you, baby. Oh yeah, Ashland, you can turn it straight, that's your age. That's your age.

You don't have to take this, Joe. You don't have to take this. Damn. See how they laugh when they're abusing? laugh when they abuse black men? That's black man abuse funny. Nick, he said, you see how they want to abuse black men? Hell yeah.

I'm sorry, Joe. She want to peg everybody, nigger. You ain't shit, cause that niggled back. Yeah, that's my sister. Yeah, that's what we, that's what, hey. Old peg leg ass, me. We're big, nigga. Oh, he's crazy.

He laid back, boy, Ashley. He changed your bit, boy. I love my sister, bro. He's like, she pulled out dicks bigger than mine. Damn. That's crazy, Ash. We're gonna keep you lifted in Pretto. Summer coming up.

One of these niggins might catch you slipping. You never know, Ash. You never know. This might be your break out, yeah, Ash. Yeah, I need her. You know what? I need her knocked up like the brat. Yeah.

She's a good-looking woman, too, got some nice titties on them. Nice titty, real ones. Sit up hot. Tell she a good person because they're firm. The brat. No, Ashley. Ashley gave me a side hug, and then you know how, like, a titty smush, but that's a little titty. No, you, your titty.

Nice titty. What are you talking about you? Look at them. They sit on her lap night. Ashley, you were just very shudder. strange today. I don't know what you had for lunch or what. Or what you didn't have.

Yeah, I think it's about the time you're gonna lay down and get you a nap. Or have a snickers or something because you're not yourself right now, I ask you. You're not yourself with your own. Somebody get her a red bulls and a yoohoo. You need some energy and some protein. Ah. Well, Ms. Pat, we're gonna wrap this up

before Ashley fuck somebody in here. I don't want that on me, you feel I don't know what she might pull out the bag What? I appreciate that Make sure y'all go watch the third season of the Miss Pat show It's streaming now on BT Plus And it's also on BETI

And it's on VH1 So make sure y'all go check me out Three channels Yeah, yeah, let's go Hey, before we leave I want everybody to know Ashley got a deal though that she's keeping a guitar case 85 South show

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