The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - My Plate is in the Microwave ft. Darren Brand | Ep. 62

Episode Date: December 30, 2016

85 South family, Darren Brand stopped by the show to end the year the only we know how, with a bunch of #thispodcastisfor, freestyles and hood stories. Much love to everyone who's supported us! Share and subscribe. Live show coming soon. #ThisPodcastisFor #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This context and language is not suitable for children. Shit might be said that might hitch up under the skin and it might be a low blow. But guess what? It's funny as fuck, though. I like smoking weed I like it in high I make bitches mad like B.C. Youngfly Hey!

Bitches walking out, bitch is pulling up I'm apologizing We're gonna say I don't give up for I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I'm crazy man I said I'm crazy man I'm crazy man You don't fucking these hoes on a loo

Niggas talk about them niggas fun to hang with that shit I'll fuck your bitch And I'll pay that rent And anytime she called me She's gonna get off on these dick Now if you're telling where you might see me I'm posted in the A But I might jump on the plane

In Paule Vu or La Franche Because my no close I got the jokes I'm everywhere You see me with it I'm up in Africa I'm telling jokes in different cities Nigger went to Germany And felt some different cities

Hey Nigger went to Germany and felt some different Titty and felt some different tithes. I said they're small and they're round, but felt some different titty. Hey! We got tithas in the building.

Say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what. All the way from Cincinnati, Ohio. Today's in the building. Why you're scared of the trap? Oh, you're scared of the trap. Why are you scared of the trap?

Would you scared of the trap? Can we get in the trap? Would you scared of the trap? Would you scared? Yeah, in the trap. Give me some of that pussy baby. Yeah, give me some of that pussy girl. DC Young Fly, he really brought back the beat

because you know I want some of that pussy girl. Give me some of that pussy meat. Give me some of that pussy baby. This ain't no Santa Claus, my daddy was Santa Claus. You know, man, there's some shit that I don't understand. You really mean to tell me that you think the best is a lot. And hell, now your mama worked her ass off. Put that overtime in so.

Ain't no Santa Claus. Every time you see her talking shit on 80% south. Because you know a real nigga Christmas on that's what it's out. Ain't nobody doing shit. Yeah, we might have to smoke some loud. But that's all we really get and we're going to get break to I got. Hey, They don't sound a cloud

Uh Been to stop Playing with these niggas I hope these Listen to what I'm saying With these niggas Ah, shit fucking Damn with these niggas

Because they chalk up Like the clock A yo, playing with these niggas But uh I know that this blow Might sound like emin'em But the shit that I'm finning them Might be a pinning them

But I ain't really feeling them The shit I spit it's in them Harrowing time ten in them Man I'm killing them Really beat Drop the beat Hey dude we told me Beesat

85 85 85 85 85 85 85 Because the black

lives matter On 85 85 On 85 You ain't got Because the black lives matter On 85

85 Because if you don't They're gonna kill you when you done your little bag, swam. We were out there earlier. You went out front. So when we go out back, you go on. We go on front.

We go low. We go home. You want to go smoke by yourself? I like how you move. You want to go smoke by yourself? You want to go smoke by yourself? No, I didn't smoke about myself. Ooh.

All right. Not recently, but I usually do. Oh, right. Are you recording me? Not at all. This ain't even know. Let's do it. What is he talking about?

Recording what? Recording what? I'm trying to save my battery for the show, bro. What other demands you got? I don't know what kind of evidence that nigga left. Hey man, get some more holes in here, Jack. I was gonna put some respect on his name. Figuero, niggero.

Everybody good, man. Y'all on a different vibe. Yeah, we got a new energy. We got a new energy in this bitch. How you gonna put that on me? Man. Can't be part of the shit? Okay.

How I affect his performance, can't tell his name quit being so emotional, man. Every time we bring somebody in here, some shit happens, man. That's just part of the game. Right. The cause of doing business.

Right. I don't know. Man, it's turning to be any of the car. Right. Roll up. Hey, man. You can tell about how people at what level they think we owe.

Hey, man, you gotta stop using these wack-ass cuss words, substitute. See, yeah, you do, the substitutes is worse than the actual words that you substitute. But this don't say shit at all, then. Don't use a substitute. Make us look, making us look lame. Making it look like we ain't no killers, though. Not bad, bro. I don't never give a fuck about what they be seeing playing, seeing no type of shit.

Don't type of shit in the nigger, you damn man. You know what? When I saw that shit, you know what went off in my head? Wah, wah, wah. The song? Everything on. Took the headphones on. Check it out.

Listen to it. Check out smoke. You don't need to sit back. Watch this. Not say something. Yo. Same thing. Check, check.

What technology is these? Ooh, these bitch is Bluetooth. Shut the fuck up. These bitch is Bluetooth. As we proceed To roll nothing but weed A bad bitch and a basic brood It's a thin line

It's a thin line Between bad bitch and broke We brought back Mr. Bubba In case you want to go on the show Get him out of here It's a black nutcracker? No, it's Mr. Boa Because this nigga Lowe's talk to him like the Digger did on the inkwell

You know what it? I'm not doing that Why was he doing that, bro? I don't know, bro. How old was that nigga, man? Like 15, bro. Too old for that shit. Where did he get that dog from?

His mama bought it there. Damn, bro. Oh, that's why he was fucking because the mama bought it. No, I wasn't welcome. I wasn't supposed to be here. What the fuck was that shit? I said I interrupted the story. I want to know who did you fight.

Did you fight, Eddie? Or did you fight Charlie? Because I know Charlie, hey. Charlie gave him that word. Yeah, so I had to knock him out. I feel like all Charlie Murphy's story is end with that shit. Yeah, she's going to have to knock him out. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

This is the 85 self-show, the smoothest podcast in the morning. Are we back? If you're listening to it in the morning. Now, we're back. Are we taping it? We taping this right now. Okay, is it cool? Hello.

We good? My name is calling. We're rolling? Shit. God damn ain't know we was on. What's up, folks? No, let's start over again. Oh, my bad.

85. 85, hi. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. My name is Carlos Miller. Big Loat, Big Loaf. Yes, sir. Hey, Clay Nengue. Sabado Domingo.

Domingo. Oh, John Holliday. Got your girl one leg up like a Vomingo. Come on. I like that, man. They're bread. A. Big Baby, the cut of the level. You know what I'm talking about?

Keep the girl light deal luck. Oh, come on. Hey, but you ain't the nigga like me, too. I'm the type of nigga that be making your girl cook tacos while we watch motherfucking menace to society on a Thursday. Damn. Yeah. That was very specific, my nigga. Exactly.

Shit. I'm the type of nigga that a hell your bitch hitting the blunt two times. I'm the type of nigga that had your bitch switch out on spades when I get tired. Oh. I'm the type of nigga to put your bitch up on all the new shit. come back and show you like you found it on her own shit. You ain't hurt pee-wee long way?

Bitch who you've been riding with? I'm the type of nigger that be giving your girl that slang that she'd be using that you think this bitch so futuristic. I'm the type of nigger that gets your bitch to hustle hair products. I'm the type of nigger that your bitch called when she'd be mad

at you and be like, oh, just the way you at. I'm a type of nigger that convince your bitch that she's a superhero, and she need a sidekick. That's some light skin trivia shit, man. That's some real shit, man. Carlos, I have a question. Before we get into it, all right? Is the average side nigger light skin or dark skin?

Brown. Damn, that's the perfect answer. Right in the middle. See, the side nigga, always a nigga. You never suspect. Never what? Never. Never. Hold on. Hold on. One more time. One more time. No, what was that word? You never suspect. Suspect.

Suspect. Yeah. Not expect. No. You never suspect. You never do Like you Like the cold shit about the side Niggas You don't walk past him before He ain't even say shit

He ain't he nod or nothing Yeah Then when you You might have met the nigga Then he'd be like Niggie I know you room somewhere Don't know Do y'all watch Insecure

That's why I don't really be Trying to meet people Do y'all see how that side Nigger shit happened My nigga would just sit there chilling like Why are you here? Nah but she knew

He knew what was up But he didn't know What was that nigga He had, he was such a bitch, he had women's intuition. That nigga did. He said, oh, my God. Hold on, my bitch is cheating. Something ain't right.

Hold on, my bitch's cheating. Hey, if you got women's intuition and you a man, you a bitch. Oh, shit. Bruh. You got your bitch cheating. So wait a bitch, bro. So if you catch your bitch, you're a bitch. No, no, no.

No, if you had that intuition. If you start, go back to that. Hmm. If you were, he said something. That niggis said, if you got women's intuition, you a bitch. You just said. And you. I'm saying.

If you're a man that you got women's intuition, you're a bitch. So if you, so you're in a career by yourself, you're like, oh, it don't feel right. Yes, it don't feel right.

That's the bitching you. Hey, what the fuck you in? Yes. I'm looking at the location. What the fuck you're in? You're at Carlos house? She ain't at my house. That's the bitching you

and that's the fuckery you did coming back to hunt you. But if you let it affect you like that, you're a bitch. Hey, man. So you, if you were in a shower, you just break down crying. Because you don't know

what the fuck going on with your lady? You cry in the fetal position in the shower? What the fuck is wrong with you? You get out all prudy and shit. She was my everything. Hey, man. She was my everything. What are we leaving in 2016?

Hey, man. What we leave? I want grown men to lead these Duke starting five haircuts in 2016. You're 30 years old, my nigga. You got to leave the box fade alone. You got to. The box fade. Am I tripping?

The sponge? You're talking about where you brush your hair with the sun? When niggas go to, when niggas is grown as fuck, if you pay a mortgage. You got to leave this. And you go to the barbershop. And that nigga got to pull out of sponge and make your shit is Still looking like the Duke starting five. Come on, man.

You're leaving that shit. Am I tripping? I mean, fucking shit. If that's what you want to leave. What else are you? No, it's going to be a lot of mad people. What you need? Fuck you mean.

This shit fresh is fuck. Man, these niggas be hate. Fuck you mean. Get my spunk. Hey, man, my New Year's resolution is like, it's 365 days in the year. I'm trying to be a better nigga.

Every day. Like, every day I got to be a more colder. More ruthless. More rillal. More reala. Gotta go to sleep real and wake up reala. Yeah, every day. Go to sleep, trill.

Because then you, hey, you truly real. Yeah, yeah. That need to be a song, nigga. What? Wake up reala, nigga. That's already the song. Wake up reala. Just that, there's the hook.

Yeah. Wake up reala. Then I went to sleep. Damn, I said I woke up realer than I was yesterday. It's the same thing. Realer than I would yesterday. It's the same thing. Hold on.

Realer than I would. Hold on. Wake up, near a damn. But wake up, nigger or damn? Real up. But wake up near good a damn. That's the hard as fuck. That's stupid.

That's all this thing, man. What you leave it in 2016, Clay? 2016, man. I'm taking all the shit I did with me, man. I'm compounding on this shit, man. I had a good year. That's my thing, though. I will say I've seen all these Instagram posts like,

like, fuck 2016. My 2016 was litters. Fuck, first of all, people got to stop treating 2016 like it's a person. It's not. It's a year. 2016 ain't no bitch. What the fuck are you talking about, man? People die every year, bitch. Every day, bro. Every year.

You want to go do every year and look at all the fucked up shit that happens? It's a fucked up year. I had a great 2016. I don't know what's wrong with it. I got plenty of blow jobs. Wow. Plenty of blow jobs. Amen. I ain't talking about head. I ain't talking about getting my dick suck. I'm talking about blow jobs. Okay.

Clock in, clock out, finish the job. There's people out there that got blowjobs because of what you say. That's what I'm not here for myself. I never did this for me. I never did this for me. Take your time. I never did this for me. I did this for the fucking people.

From 85 south to 85 north, right up with North Carolina, Raleigh Derm, I did it for that whole stretch. Matter of fact, fucking, I take it to Virginia. It got to go south somewhere. That shit right there in Virginia. Brett that shit all way back around and we had touched in 95 South. God, damn it. What I'm going to do is get on $85, no, if I'm going through Spartanburg, then I'm going to go through Spartanburg, then I'm going to hit. No, Greenville, then I'm going to slip through Winston and Greensburg. Okay.

Bops, right through, right through Raleigh Dirk. How are you going to get through that? Right through Raleigh, then I'm going to just keep going straight here little town called South Hill. We're about to stop. We're about to stop. We've got to get. And a Cajun, and a Cajun, add egg and cheese. Amen. Then we're going to continue on in Virginia.

That's where it stopped. Right, yeah. But that's where it gets real racist, so we good right there. It's for bitches who cook with their titty out. yes it's for girls who cook with their titty out who real comfortable in their own prophecy of their house since you said that this podcast right here this episode this is gonna be for anybody who ever tried to fry some french fries naked that's who the podcast gonna be for this podcast for any dude who beat the pussy up good and you went and stood in the

refrigerator button this podcast is for something to drink this podcast is for that one pubic hair that's on the soap that won't get out this podcast for all the niggas who refuse to go get the cloth afterwards no oh man podcast is all

I'd be fine this on you this on you you gotta get it off of you this podcast right here is for all the chicks who can fight real good but still suck they thong

that's why she can fight good she had dulled her senses in that hand she can't feel shit in that hand this podcast is for niggas wondering why these niggas ain't left Steve no more voicemay. Hey man, because

we proved that point. We ain't do shit. When you, when you're innocent, you don't have to All right. Hey, man. Hey, hold, I got Wobbo. This podcast for niggas who food got us in for a little bit so they smoke

before they eat. No, this motherfucker is for niggas that go to their favorite chicken spines and steal a roach problem about a caddress. It's still by the fox. No, that's a new roach. He just came in.

He came in to order something like this. As a matter of fact, that Roach came from Sparkberg. That ain't no Atlanta Roach. I know the Atlanta Roach when I see it. He wasn't in the kitchen, though. Hold on what this man say? Mark Arrington. This podcast is for the females that put a plate in the oven for their man and a plate in the microwave for the side dick.

Damn. But sometimes in my plate is in the microwave. My plate is in the microwave. Two minutes. Two minutes. My plate is in the microwave. Two minutes. Two minutes.

My plate is in the microwave. in the microwave I'm That shit I'm a side nigger It don't matter shit I'm eating mine

first Oh Your shit up in the oven Why yo ass that word Whoa Mine in the microwave Hit that 1 30 I'm gonna beat through

that bitch About sim 30 I'm that nigga I'm that nigga low Side nigger Of the year I don't want no coke With my fool

Give me a bill I'll post it up At your crill Like I'm paying rent I've been fucking yoho And I don't pay 50 You see My plate is in the microwave

Two minutes Two minutes My plate is in the microwave Two minutes Zapped that shit My plate is in the microwave Two minutes Two minutes

I said my plate is in the microwave Because I get Go Clay Okay She reheated You know I'm about to eat As soon as I finish Upstairs

Bedroom beat it Beat it No M.J This C.E Catch me leaving out your house Might just see me Skirting Leaving certain

Damn! Your bitch is up here And I be fucking her in person All right by Miko's hand live I threw that in a hurt Woo! Yeah, yeah Hold on one more Damn

Get a little bit up! Get it up! Get it up! My plate is in a microwave Two minutes. Two minutes. My plate is in the microwave. Two minutes. Zapped that shit. I said my plate is in the microwave.

Two minutes. Two minutes. I said my plate is in the microwave. Two minutes. Zept that shit. Go ahead. Hey, we got chicken and mashed potatoes, green beans, and potatoes, the type of nigga that I'm going to eat it.

Now I'm going to say some. I'm going to eat a little bit later. Type a nigga that's going to get some head. Hand him up my chicken lid. I'm the type of nigger there to make a whole meal out of some leftovers. ass and bread because my name is lozen I don't give a fuck and me and you girl we just

give a fuck and we're talking to each other and shit we're just doing us we're just doing it up my name is Losen I'm gonna say it again I fuck the girl

and I'm a fucking friend 2016 about the start 17 it's about the I ain't give a fuck because I'm fucking up and I'm pulling up in some other stuff

a hose touching on my digging stuff and I'm like don't forget to rub on my nuts I'm like hell no because I'm nasty I had a white bitch name and shit. Like a third time I said that in my rhyme, but I ain't lying, nigga, just ass me.

Damn, I say this in the microwave. Two minutes, two minutes. My plate is in the microwave. Two minutes, that shit. I said, my plate is in the microwave. Two minutes, two minutes. Keep my plate up in the microwave because I have a side, nager. Hey.

That damn, bro. Hey, that shout out. We got a shout out. What's the name? Mark Arrington. Yeah. Because he inspired that. That was you, Mark.

Yeah. Mark, does your plate in the oven or is in the microwave? That nigga probably can't say it. Because if it's in the oven, he probably hate that song. But if his shit is in the microwave? Yeah. Tweet that to the microwave. Yeah.

Dude that to the boy. Man, that's shit. Yeah. My plate is in the microwave? Yeah. Come on, man. Might as well be. I want to give a shout to y'all for sitting me a hoodie.

Man. And I appreciate y'all having a big boy size. Let's speak on this for a second. You know you family up there. Yeah, you know. We cut. Come on. You know you felt.

Wait a minute. You was at the live? I was there. I was at the live. You want to talk about it? I forced my way on that show. I ain't going to talk about it. Part of the live.

Do you want to talk about it? Man, listen, the live show was so live, y'all. How live was the live show? Wait, man, what was wrong with what I said? My nigga, I said the live show was so live. My nigga, that shit was packed out. Niggas was standing up. First of all, when black people standing up to support you, that's a big thing

Because niggas don't stand up for shit. If church is too jumping, if churches do jumping, they'll leave. I got to stand. You know what? I get my blessing at the house. They'll leave. But people stood up for the 85 South show. The people that stand need the way.

And I just want to say, Chad. I just want to say, I know for a fact, Chad was nervous. Chad didn't never see me standing. He was like, hey, bro, you know what you're doing? I said, Chad. I said, Chad. I said, Chad. I said, Chad, trust me.

He was like, bro, you know their names? I said, I know their names, Chad. But you know what? But this is the way I feel. Hey, bro, my nigga, Chad was so shook. I got to say it. Not yet. Don't go out of it.

I got to say this, though. I got to. Say it. I know you, right? You know me. And I know that any time that me and you are in a building. And we need a motherfucking party. Start it.

Come on, man. Not brought back to life. Don't do that, man. Because it's like, because I know. Like, once we look around and we see us enough motherfuckers, I'm like, big babies, kick this motherfucker off. You know what I'm going to get that shit the fuck up? But, it's like, you have a reputation for starting. for getting shit.

And I was trying to tell Chad that, man. I was trying to tell Chad that the whole time. This one thing we really going to have to understand. Hey, he ain't see the trailer. He didn't see the trailer. He didn't. He didn't. But he pulled my shirt one time.

I was about to go and say to you, like, no, come here. I was like, hold on. Hey, look, look, let me say this. Let me say this. Let me say this. Look, before the shit started, before the shit started, I did have to, like, I had to talk. Because my fucks call me, he was like, man, Joe was like, man, Chad got on the suit.

I did a suit. What the fuck he got a suit? suit on phone. And he's like, man, he down here tripping, man. He got on a suit, man. He's like, man. He's like, man. That thing did not have no suit on. He had a suit on it first, man. That's him dialed back. So him grabbing your shirt? No. That was us talking. Think about how he would have been. If you would have been, he would have. Hey, if brother would have had a suit, I probably would have got on stage. He probably would have wrapped his clothes. Hey, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You got me for a set list.

Lo, so what are we going to talk about? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Well, we just said I just, I mean, so we could know. But we come back there, he got a clipboard. Nigger, we are not a D1 team, man. Come on, man. We are not playing Juco. But look, I can tell you, I can tell the live show got the word live got to him.

Right. Because he was just like, Brian, so what are you going to do? I said, bro, I'm going to do me. He was like, what that mean? And I don't know how you explain to a nigger. I'm about to do. I don't know how you explain that. But then, bro, I said, look, just tell me this.

How you want me introduce him? He was like, as a group. I was like, mm. Hey, you know what? Just tell the DJ to have my shit ready. Hey, look, check this out. Chad was like, Lois, you good? You eat?

That's the morning. We're not even at the venue. This is in the morning. Hey, man, you have breakfast? Hey, but the whole time, being in the corner like this. Beating the corner, I'm like, watch my nigga shine. My boy, Brian about to kill. Hey, that's enough.

Y'all about to get off my young nigga, Chad, man. But let me finish the story, man. Let me finish the story. So, look, Chad, what's something? He grabbed my shirt. I was like, get the fuck out with me. You know what?

I was, Hey, hold on, how you get away from? Hold on. I dropped it because I, because I don't want to miss

my opportunity. I don't know behind the scenes. I don't want to, you know what I'm saying. Hey, yo, that nigga Darren can't fuck with us no.

No, I'll be like, hold on, you're like, this means we still cool but don't touch me like that. If I'd have been like, nigger, I wouldn't have been on an 85 south of him.

He can't kick you on. Okay. All right. We're good. We're good. You good. So then he was like, well, go out to do your thing. I go out there, the DJ drop, the DJ drop, El Cujay.

I was like, bro, I said 80s babies, not 80s music. Oh. I was born around this time. I don't know this shit. He dropped that man, the crowd rock. And so I made executive decision on stage. You know, we did a couple of, this is what the podcast is for. Yeah.

Like two or three people bombed and we roasted that ass for a hot second. You was in the audience. Yeah, I was with the people. That's why I'm with the people, man. I'm all with the people. So then I get out there. I was like, man, who y'all want to see first? They say I want to see Lose.

So I hopped that intro for Lowe's. Lowe's came out, goddamn, bane. Who y'all want to see? They said, let me see D.C. D.C. came out there. You know, he's skinny, so he just zipped through that real quick. He probably got the fastest stage time out of any thing I know. Only the thing I'm talking about it, because he's never on the show when I'm here.

I think we got beef. No, there's none. He's in Chicago. Okay, because we're friends, right? Yeah, he's in Chicago. He's talking about me sometimes. Yeah, he's talking about you. Okay, I'm just going to talk about me sometime.

You know, shut up. They were like, they were like bringing out Clayton. I brought Clayton out, man. Now, being in, from that moment on, man, to ask questions to the crowd for y'all and just be a part of that, man. That's when I saw how far the 85 South show came over. Watching it live, I've seen it. And just, like, just knowing all of y'all on a personal level stand-up-wise and, you know,

me and D.C. and Bean have been on the road, living all that, us. I just seen it. And it's natural, man. And that's the scariest thing in the world, my nigga. This shit is natural. And can't nobody stop natural, but God. But God. Hey, let me let me let me let me let that.

settle for a second. I'm gonna come back to it. Let me, let me, I'm gonna slide in and come back. Say that again. I said the only thing that can stop natural is God. Yes, sir. And what is God? God, it's supernatural. Hey, I don't want to get on the show today, but man, when you said that, that shit took my soul, man. I had to get, I had to come out here and say something. This is your boy, Mr. Bubba, man. Mix take coming real soon, man, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, man. Hey, salute my nigga Gucci, man. You know, I'm talking about. I got some beats. I'm working on a mixtape. Tell Busy to call me, man. I got a Facebook fan page. I got like 800 people on that bitch, man. I've got my music on that bitch.

My nigga said, tell Busy to hit me back. Tell Busy hit me back. 85 Live show. This is the 85 South Show, man. Hey, much love to all the people that came out to support of the live show. Yes, man, yes, man. Hey, listen, it was a...

And it won't just... like folk in there. It was like some star studded folk in there who came to support. Some decent people. It was, man. My man, Nav was in this. Baby Keita was in there. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. My name who dragged a martyr train was in that bitch. Well, you come to our show. It ain't nothing.

I know four Uber drivers that had clocked out. They had just dropped somebody off there and got out. I know an Uber driver who dropped somebody off and said, what y'all here for? They said, 85 sasha. This shit, they park. He said, fuck it. Yeah, he came out. Bro, I'm not. See, that's the thing.

You said, everybody thinks is a joke. The Uber. Hey, everything is a fucking joke. Uber do what they want They do If you drive Uber and you're not listening to the 85 South show That's how you get back At your customers

They make it you uncomfortable Turn that shit up Turn that shit all the way up They're talking all type of rude shit Say some shit right now If you're in the Uber If they're in the Uber Listening to this shit

It'll be uncomfortable as fuck No I'm saying If you're the Indian dude And they're riding And they're saying all that shit You're a terrorist And you know it fucking Tintash In their bearding

And he just turned that shit on the way. Oh, you got tippedy! You're, I don't fuck with you at all. I kick you out this overshunders and make her hitchpin. Tuck, chung, chung, fong. Hey, don't you love the foreigners that don't know the cuss words. They don't know the shit. Look, you and your ass in my mouth and suck my dick for the meat.

Hey, they got to suck my dick, my ass. They don't know where the cuss words go. So they don't say, I'm all together. You mutter bitch shit, this ass, ass, dick, lick, tit, mutter bitch. No, fuck me. We may talk about them. They are all the people at a convenience store that let you get a real-o without tax. No fuck your asshole.

And I don't think they can shoot them guns they got on the counter. That little Indian dude be frail as fuck looking like Gandhi, but he got a goddamn desert eagle on the counter. You're going to break your wrist you trying to fire that. My buddy, you're fuck up now. Now I ain't fuck you up. You're freez? Hold on.

Come help me, hold this. Hey, who was the coolest Indian diggers on TV all the time? I don't know. Oh, man. I love my Indian people, man. This is who I think The two niggins that was in the store Booty Talk

You got you knick it Before you dig it You got to ruck it Before you church it Oh my man You're back door I know what that's for you I don't know who the funny is Indian

Those two dicks was hilarious I don't even know if Indian people fucking with us yet They fucking with us They're about to They're about to now They fucking with us Aziz

Yeah Mindy Yeah My man from My man from community Akash That's a whole me It's a bunch of people, man

I can't even think of Neil It's a bunch of people, man That's what I've been meaning to ask you It's a bunch of people, man That's what I've been meaning to ask you I ain't ask you in a minute Who fucking with the show? Who fucking with the show?

Everybody man Who? White actresses that you wouldn't even heard of I'm gonna tell you who fucking with the show Girls who make white potato salad And yellow potato salad We got white girls listening to us That only drink Vintase

Shit the fuck up Yeah We got motherfuck Cissy Spac Y'all think y'all, y'all think we got, I don't know what she looked like. Free fans. Check this out. Hold on.

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I'm trying to get my own section on porn hood Mahogany Shit Mahogany Is that like the perfect That's like Ebony But it's classy

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I know what he's talking about You want their hair to be done Exactly Mahogany means they're gonna be Looking right They look like they're going somewhere Yes It's formal.

Ebony looked like they just fucked around and hey bitch how much it takes to get you the fuck on camera and she's, so you're talking about the hotel home 800? I don't know how much they're there.

What's the price? Well in Brazil they charge this is the 85 South show this is the same podcast that brought the black community together. I don't know. I don't know. It is.

No, look, because this podcast right here got white people making black friends, and black friends giving back to the... I've been keeping up with the progress of what's been going on with the show. I don't know if we told you, but it's been over 59 million minutes of 85 South Shore's show.

Shit. 59 million? 59 million minutes. So let's take this time to say that anything good that happens from here on out is probably a result of this podcast. That is true. We're going to take credit for all the good shit.

Yeah. We got some... We're in the comment, man. Man, comments, what we got? I hope Clayton get that Comedy Central special. I've been checking out of his videos on YouTube, but dude, it's hilarious. Send it goodbye.

Hell, yeah. I hope you get that stand up special, too, niggas. Yeah, comedy, like, y'all, don't watch them old YouTube videos because they're old. I don't even do that stuff no more. Nigger, was progressing. And then we got Jigger Joe fan E&T or Fanning. I don't know how you say that.

Jigga Joe. Clayton rap like he full of lean every time, but he'd be going on. That's because, um, I might be. Bitch, I might be. Is you rolling? Bitch, I might be.

God damn. I got a comment. Let me see. Lex Connor. Yo, Carlos, when y'all going back to the trap? By the way, you the realist nigga,

Alex. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Hey, man. Y'all think we should go back to the trip. Man, listen, I'm not going to listen. Now, don't get me wrong. No, no, no.

What you missed, bro. No, because I've been saying this, and I need him. This is nice. Now, listen, don't get me wrong. Now, this is why people think we don't made it. Because this is nice brick wall. This is nice brick.

This is nice brick. This is nice. But in the trap, we was mobile and we was hot. That's all I'm saying. In the trap, we was allowed to smoke a little riffle. Fuck, that's what I was saying. We're going back to the motherfucking trail. Yo, we're going back to the motherfucking trail.

Selling dives. Nigger, raping with the underbite on y'all nix. Selling dimes. Rapping with the underbite on your. Shit. We're going back to the trail. For a couple episodes, hey, we're gonna roll some stupid blunts and probably bring a bunch of hoes. Cause that's the shit you do when you be in the trout.

Oh, you see that. Rolling up the blunts, go get the blunt rap. Hey, we in that bitch, we got to smoke. Big baby in this bitch and he just hit them four. Hey, do your dance, baby. One more time, hit them four, act like you crazy. Get it, your boy, stop. Man, you're going to have me sweating my hoodie.

I just got this. I hope that. I ain't trying to sweat my hoodie out. You know, big news get hot on the hill. This one we're going to do. We're going to tell Joe to make a gift of that shit. Yeah. That shit going to go in barrel.

My nigga Joe in here. That little three-second loop of you doing that shit. I want it. I got a taste that for somebody. Yeah, need that. What else they said? Desmond White. This nigga Carlos just made of his song.

Please put that shit on iTunes. Bet that shit go platinum. What song you're talking about? Give me some of that pussy, Baby, that pussy, that pussy. Now give me some of that pussy girl. That pussy, that pussy. This is everybody's favorite.

Hey, we really like this song. Hey, giving me some of that pussy that could never be wrong. Give me some of that pussy, baby. That pussy, that pussy. That pussy. That pussy, that pussy, that pussy. That pussy must be great. And that's why you're so stingy.

Hey, if you give me that pussy, I hope that you give me plenty. me some of that pussy, baby. That pussy, that pussy. That pussy. That pussy. That pussy. That pussy. This song went crazy, and everybody liked it.

She did not give her that pussy, but I found out she was back. Yeah, pussy, baby. Chill out, man, turn out. His mic. His mic. Turn out. That's too hot. That's my favorite song.

Come on. That's my favorite song. Come on. That's too hot. You got to start saving some of that, man. You've been dropping way too many gems. No, but that's what I feel like this. This podcast is for.

That's what it's for? This podcast is an open expression where me and my comedic buddies we could just come out and express and be who the fuck we want to be. We can speak in accents that don't exist anywhere. We can talk about things that don't really exist.

Like how long was a dinosaur leg? What dinosaurs even real? Where was Jesus when there were dinosaurs? These are questions that nobody will ask. Like, have you ever been taking off a condom too fast and the juice splashed in your face? Did you just nut on yourself?

These are the types of things Did I just not on me? Did I just not on me? Oh, you will speak on, brother. I have so many questions Like when you're about to have sex With a young lady and she says No, I can't

I haven't shaved my vagina Like you're going to say I don't like Harry vagina You filthy wish How dare you Even if one were To prefer a shaved vagina

Yeah. It is not in one's nature to turn down the hairy beast. I swear to God on all that is holy, that when the pussy is hairy, it is wetter. It gets wetter. The hair actually serves as a way to keep debris and other things that may contaminate the otherwise clean and beautiful vagina. That's exactly what I mean.

we can talk about calculations additions and subtractions Instagram models real titties and fake ones that pussy has a smell but I'm going to fuck though this podcast brings so many elements to life so much

so much my friend so much that I may eat some pussy tonight in your admiration tonight we die on vagina this is it myself I just kicked the Go home, go home, kick your bitch in the chest, on the bed, and eat a pussy.

Right now. Just kick her down, not hard. Just use your foot, push your down, yeah. Legs up. Clay, let me ask you this. How long should a nigga be eating pussy for in 2017? If you're counting, that's too short. Wow.

If you're counting down the minutes to three more licks and I'm out of here. No. You're doing it all wrong, man. You should lose track of time, baby. If you count, if you count the pussy, that's your women's intuition. You should lose track of time. It's just used to start seeing little sparkles and firewood. Birds should start chirping around your head.

It should be a magical experience. And if there's anything less than that, you're doing it wrong. But can I say this? Have you almost lost your life eating? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Breathing is a non-factor. But you fight.

But you fight. Listen. There's a time to get out of there. Listen. You got to know. Where? Get out of there, kid. She's going to crush you with the thighs, kid.

It's no. where you're going to survive. But if you go out like that. She's been doing squats all week. When you try to breathe in and you just get some pussy lip in your mouth. It sounds like you try to cool off some hot food. You ever had a girl just lock up on you.

You got to let her get out all right on what you're doing. They're tapping don't work. That tapping, you got to start. What about when she peeled her thighs off your face and that shit pop? This is the one. You ever eat pussy so long, your ears will be stopped up like you got out there you can't hear good.

Oh, you did. She'd be saying all the shit you wanted here too. Oh, you did. What? Eat pussy so long, you get swimmers here. Eat pussy so long, you sit the bar for a bad like you shit and just to massage your jaw. If you really eat pussy, you need one of the things they use to get the snout out of babies' nose. Just had that in there

Just had that in there And you can recycle that Because that's supposed to put it back on there Stop right now Right now You take a little pussy out This is where it stops Put it back on there

Oh my God So if I can't be myself On the 85 South show I don't go ahead No you can be here I can say out of all shows I wasn't supposed to be here last yo Oh yeah

Because of oh yeah Hold on don't say buddy name Don't say buddy name Don't say buddy name. I got a comment. I was supposed to be here. I was out there like he'd be a plate alone. Hey, I was out there like he better leave Clayton alone.

I was like, I'm right one down. How old are you? Then he's saying 60 and I was like. That's jail 30. That's old, bro. Okay. That's when that shit affects. I ain't brought anybody else.

Somebody says something to think baby. Y'all don't respect nobody. I don't respect that way. So fuck all the work I put in. Brug came to his show. I was like, but, nigga, I ain't even say shit. Hey, no. Brug came to his show.

Brow came to your show. Look back at me and lower his glasses. That nigga did like this. So what's you gonna do? What the fuck? That's fucked up, though. Some bullshit happened. The first thing you do is turn on me.

I didn't turn on you. Who's weird is this? God damn it. Loose shouldn't put the shit in the bag. No, no, no, no, no. You can't say that. I didn't turn on you. I didn't turn on you.

He said you was doing a bad job because of me. He said, you was doing a good job until he came. I'm affecting your work ethic. Let me bow out the situation. Brut is on your show. It was like, oh, who is? That's how you know, bro, didn't Google look up nothing by 85? He was like, Lose, cool.

You just can't come to that. He was like, I'll do it for Lose. That's what it was. That's how you know you next, Lo, that's how you know. He didn't do no research. And he had tattoos on his fingernails. Most people, though, don't know nothing about this show. All right, if I can't be myself.

If I can't be myself, you are, yeah, you know. That's what's up, man. You don't do too much. After all we don't be in terms. I can't be myself. Okay. I ain't saying she came out. I do.

I'm all, hey. This podcast, we talked to you by these last Red Bull. Send us some most shit. We're running out. Shoot, let me get that. Red Bull, we're running out. We drank them. We drank them all.

We drank them all. We drank them. I don't know what else y'all wanted, but we got your product going. Red Bull. Hey, Red Bull. Tracking Red Bull with the Draco. Red Bull. Red Bull, hold us down, man.

You know what I'm saying? Send the squads of Red Bull. Drinking on Red Bull. The Red and the Blue. The Red and the Blue and the Orange of the Blue? Red and the Blue and the Red Bull. Making me getting my hairful. Huh.

Trying to get any of this money. Okay. Got you your bitch on my schedule. Hell. Tell him that bitch in the head of. Hey. Got him your bitch in the bedroom. Turn up.

Fucking it. We're digging and then and then him but ditching him. Tell him. Hold on. Oh, I don't unplug my headphones. I don't unplug my headphones. I don't try to hit the fault one time. What the comment say, bro.

Hold on. Big baby. What's the podcast? What the shit? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got one.

Hold on. You got more than one. But that's just what they chose. Chad. Chad ass again. Bernard, Bernard. You know what I'm saying?

Shut of that nigga Bernard. Ben Matt from the show. B. Mac. Oh, yeah. B Mac. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Shout out to my fellow Aggie homie homie. Brin, A. A. Hey, he was the one at the comedy show who had the 85 South shirt on at the anniversary show. He bought the shirt, he had a ship that there, was specifically because he knew Carlos was coming, man. I appreciate it.

So every time I say something. Ain't nobody judge you. Hey, you know what? I really appreciate every fan that I ever had. If you fuck with me or anything, I ever did, I appreciate that. You know I do. You know I do. That nigga said, that's a real shit.

Like, man, I fuck with you out, man. I really appreciate it. Yeah. I support everything. He bought a t-shirt, a hoodie, a bunch of shit. So that shit. Be moving. That nigga B-Mac.

Oh, okay. Hey, yo, shout out to the Roach Motel, too. Ooh. Hey, yo, shout-sa. Hey. Don't, don't give them too much, huh. I ain't going to give it too much. I'm just saying, again, you know, there's the 85 South show in there.

So, you know, whenever y'all just need an extra. Hey, bro. I don't know why you'd be trying to act like we don't know. I don't know, I don't know, but it just be like, you know, I just, you know, I just, you know, I just got to do it. I don't know. I got to do it. I got to do it. I see y'all

As soon as y'all go on tour I'll see my name on the fly I see y'all A nigger You know So y'all about to go on the road You know if we go are you going I don't know why you acting

You already had the flight hook up You fly for free You fly for free Come on now Man what are we doing We're supposed to be turning up All around the world We are man

Clayton where you want to take the podcast Oh man Come on man They ask it for us in other countries But let's just let's just be easy Let's go local Let's keep it Let's keep it

Continental Keep it on the content. Oh, I was thinking Jamaica, my bad. I was going out. Well, you know what? That's not a bad idea. Check this out. That's not a bad idea.

You know why? Because they love this shit in Jamaica. Hey, I think we could do a four. We should go to Jamaica for 420. Oh, my God. For 420? Wait a minute. Hold on.

Wait a minute. What Jamaica got the fucked up lawns where you came cuss? Or is that the Bahamas? We don't have to do it live. We could just record that shit. We're just going to record it? Yeah. Oh, so we're just taking a vacation.

We just go over. Yeah. But we got to do a live one for the people. In Jamaica, not in Jamaica. Right. So let's keep, like you said. Continental. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What the next live show should be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't want to jump in like that. But I just want to say a lot of fans in North Carolina. Charlotte looking for it? Charlotte looking for it. I know for a fact, I know for a fact that I can get the comedy zone.

Charlotte, North Carolina, a whole 400 people live show sold out. You think, let's do it. No lie. We're going to sit there. So Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, y'all on the list. Yeah. That's what most of the merch comes from. Okay.

Yeah, North Carolina, baby. Where else we're hearing? But I'm glad to hear that from somebody from there. Houston. Houston fucking with us. Houston. I think we're going to go to the street club after we're going to fuck with Houston and Super Bowl weekend.

Are we going to do that? We're working on it. But let's do it. I'm there. I don't know if you heard about this shit. But if we're not going to do it, pretend like we didn't say that. Check this out. Just the case we was overshooting it.

Check this out. This is what I was thinking, though. These nigs think I'm crazy for this shit. I want to do a series of podcasts. podcast at a nigga house. Go over a nigga Mama house. Yeah. The nigga already hit me back and say his mama said we can come through that.

She's going to make the chicken and everything. Well, we ain't got to go to their mama house. They mama got to be cool with the podcast. That's for our safety because the nigga ain't going to show out at their mama house. You don't know, though. I know. Sometimes the mama be the one to worry about. I know it.

They'd be like, man, look, man. We could deal with that crap to my mama in there. They mama come home. You know how their mom would be nice at first then she'd leave and come back drunk and cuss to everybody else. I don't know why you got all these. These ugly motherfuckers in my goddamn house running my goddamn

light deal up. In the beginning you want some, let me feed you. I got some left over. Make y'all self at home. Y'all can spend the night just do you.

Spend the night. Y'all can spend the night. Hey, you remember you have to get your ugly ass to bed. You remember you have to get your cousin to ass get you spent the night. Hey, bro.

Hey, bro, ask your mama. Bro, that was the worst shit ever. Time for your little company to leave. All right now. Nah, we'd have had fun. Time for everybody to leave. You know, your little friends get the fuck out.

But that's the most adult shit you have to do as a kid. Bro, you... Like when you get rid to ask somebody to spend the night, you gotta clean your shit off. Hold on, let me talk my shirt here. Hold on. And look, it's all about how you do. It'll be like, Lowe.

Ask my mom. Can I stay at your house? Niggas will get you an assignment. Look, you want to spend a night at my house. You got to wait to my mama putting the groceries up. Help her get the groceries out. Then ass. Then they hype you up.

They'd be like, if you ask, she won't say no to you. Yes, the fuck. she will. I know what? If he won't ask me something, he need to ask himself. Hey, yo, why is everything a game with bombers, y'all?

Why is everything a game? Why is it when you get in your ass whoop? They say, didn't I tell you? And then when you answer, they say, shut up. Mm-hmm. I can't play these mind games, my nigga. Black people never grew up fair. No, because I'm a parent.

I tell you why. Because it's like, they ask you the shit. And I'm like, didn't I tell you and have to take your ass outside. But I shut up. Because when they were time, but I'm not about the right-in- Wait, wait, wait.

Because when it was time for you to know some shit, you act like you ain't know it. Now you know some shit all of a sudden. When it was time for you to apply this shit, you didn't apply. So that's why you're getting his ass whoopped. But I know I wasn't supposed to. I know. I know you know. That's why I'm whooping your ass.

But it won't even be. I'm going to whip some butt. That wasn't he mean. And that's the worst shit ever, though, when they flip what you just said and throw the ass whoopping in there. No, when you get in trouble, you bring your homeboy with you. It won't just me. Chad, Clayton was there.

Did he say anything? Yeah, I homeboy your ass. Try me. I'm a, I'm a damn homeboy. Remember, I ain't your damn friend. They tell you, whatever you're doing, you need to do that with them books. Whatever you doing. Anybody go outside and play basketball.

You need to play basketball with them books. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, you can learn all the words to a song, but you don't know Jiam. But you don't know your times. Oh, okay. Times table? Dumb-ass little boy. Motherbuckers didn't even do multiplication.

They did times table. Do you know your times tables? Times tables? Here, study this. Is it time table or times table? Times table. It's an S on both. Times tables.

You know your old school is hell. Boy, you better get in there and do that arithmetic. When the last time math was called arithmetic. We went to school. This is for people who are this podcast for niggas who don't know what a riffatic is. We did read. It's math. Right.

Rhythmatic. They, but it's fucked up the way they said We had the three R's. Read the right. Rhythmic. Motherfugmatic start. Arithmetic is with the A. Hey, y'all remember social studies?

What was the point of that stuff? I don't know what. Hey, hey, every teacher that ever taught me, bitch. Let me ask you something. Hey. What the fuck did social studies teach me, bitch? Hey, man, what the fuck was social? What was social studies?

Hey, social studies was like history without dates. Man, and then this shit kind of happened. So, that's why people are. Social studies with some straight bulls, they'd be like, do you live in a community? A community, a group of people living around the same area, area, the space around a community. The hardest part, the hardest part about social studies for that white teacher was Black History Month. Then they had to address the shit.

Hey, look, Black History Month, who was the top three people they talked about Black History Month? Luther King, Rosa Parks, and shit. No, George Washington Carver. There you go. And we're out of there. The peanut, the peanut, the speaker, and the sit down. Shout out to Frederick Douglass. Yeah, shout out.

Family member. Yeah. Harriet Tubman. Shout out. That's your family member? Yeah. Hold up. We got to know this.

Clayton English, Black History moment. Yo, lady to Frederick Douglass. He's like my granddaddy for real. You know, Frederick Douglass, he started out a slave. This motherfucker went all around. Yeah. He was the first nigga with a partner, Afro. That's what he said.

That's what separated him. He was like, I'm free. Yeah, yeah. This is a black history. He had the salt and pepper shit before salt and pepper shit was cool. Don't shake your head in this shit. He's the first black man. We can't be ourselves.

Look, Frederick Douglass is the first black man to say, Nick, get your motherfucking head off me. Shout out to Frederick Douglass. Frederick Douglass knocked out of overseer. He's not lying. The overseer used to fuck with him every day. And one day, Frederick Douglass just called him. He called him with a nice little just,

Bap! It was two of them. That my boy! fucking was sleep. Frederick Doug was looking around, he ran off. He ran off on the overseer twice. He ran off on the overseer twice.

Man, ran off on the overseer twice. Knocked his ass out, thought I took his life. Man. Shut out, Frederick Dougman. Freddy Doug was the first nigga to be like, I don't know what y'all gonna do. Hey, but on some real shit. Frederick Doug was the first black person to say,

fuck all that. Hey, with that bullshit. But they'll kill us. Yeah, but fuck all that. Hey, what time for my nigga, Frederick Douglass? First black man, like, man, hey, that's what that shit gave. Frederick Dougherly. I wish the fucking they were.

Frederick Douglass first person said, shut your stupid ass up. It was a house nigga. You just need to do what he said, shut your stupid ass on. Frederick Douglass is the first nigga to repeat a nigga and mumble what he just said. Dwight man, don't like that. You don't like that. Shut up. You're going to be a house, nigga, your whole life, nigger?

Your whole life? You can be a whole life. Hey, hey, Frederick, you need this. Shut the fuck up. That's the fuck up. Oh, man. One time for Frederick, man. That's a real nigga right now.

Dude, I really wish we had some more black history. Because I know black folks were showing their ass. No, we got a lot of stuff. They just act like we ain't get popping until they brought us over and some bullshit. We've been popping. Like black folks weren't never doing shit until we got over here. You can't tell me a nigga ain't rode a dinosaur. I don't want to him.

Bro. Come on, man. Who else is that bold to go up there like that? Man, have you ever noticed that any time you see, like, some National Geographic shit, they always, like, when they go fuck with the animals, they always got a little nigger with them who know where all the animals are, but he'll never go all the way over there.

The rhinoceros is over there. They go fuck with it. He just be right here. He had the bat like this. I'll show you, come in. They're over there. You want me to, I can show you where they are, but I can't go away.

I don't come from my village. Now, you come, I saw you. You fucked me up, you follow this, you call it. Why you? Why you? You go to death right now. When you said, what the fuck with social studies, that fucked me up. My bad, right?

You didn't take us off. Hey, no, shout out to school because they could have taught us some real shit. Yeah, they didn't. But they didn't. They didn't. They didn't. But they didn't. But they taught us about chromosomes.

We wouldn't even go hair checkbooks no more. I know about chromosome. I know about chromosome. I was in my son, class room. They're trying to teach them how to tell time. I was like, where the fuck they're going to find a clock at? Everything digital. Man, you didn't find a damn clock.

Hey, I ain't going to lie. Sometimes when you see a regular clock, it do. That's 1132. All right. You better off teaching his kids. I'm not saying it's me. I'm just saying it's TP. You better off teaching kids time like they do pilots.

Like, okay, he's on your 6 o'clock. That's right that way. Fuck that. All right. He's at 10.30. What the fuck is 10? It's two of them? Hey, look, hey, look, hey, for real, though.

Like, but when you was in school, man, I'm, listen, that right, that clock right, that clock right? would get you sometimes. You'd be like, 2. $2.40. It's $2.40. Your old slow head didn't never learn how to tell. Who me? No, dude, that's a joke.

I'm just, I was smart to slow. You look like it. My mom ain't play that shit. We got out here, baby. We got it straight off my SAT scores because my grades were in shit. Oh, shit. I got it in college because at that time, diggas won't go on the school.

They were like, let's give them a chance. Yeah, too. Man. He seemed like you're due all right, give him a chance. Give him a shot. What you want to do? As long as your shit, if you want to go to an HBCU and they ask you what you want to do,

as long as that shit ain't too crazy, they'll fuck with you. What you want to do? I ain't sure you. That's good. Fly birds, you know what? Get the fuck out, man. Hey, why is it that the most gangster niggas that HBCU's got the weirdest major? That's how it is, man.

I don't know what it is, man, but when you got to pay for that tuition, but niggas will do anything. I know niggas will do anything. I know that's old you love to pay for tuition. I'm talking about paying for tuition with dope money. But you know what? The nigga I always respect it.

It's not the nigga who sold drugs. I feel like selling drugs is too easy. I salute the real hustlers. The nigga that could have. The nigga, you know, like, those niggas who was like lining the niggas up in the door. My first two years, my homeboy was giving me shapeful. And you know what?

I respect them hustlers. That's the folks I fuck with, but them motherfuckers that was giving them haircuts. Them shit wasn't no good haircuts. They were. They weren't. But it was good enough. But it was good.

You just, you, you went to somebody that fucked you all the way up. But, bro. And you found the dude that just could do it good enough. You was like, woo. Hey, but, bro. Thank you. But, bro. That was him used to cut hair?

Hey, what was your price? Five, five, five, a ten. Five, bro. In college, listen. Five dollars. First of all, $20. You'll fuck your head up. $20 in college.

Hold on. Oh, look. How much is $20 in college? In college money? In college money? $26. That's six meals. $60.

Bro, I'm not a lot. If you broke in college, $20 a $6. So in college money, $20 is like $60. $60, yeah. So look, I'll give you the breakdown. What you can do with $20, baby? I'm going to tell you this, $20. I'm going to get you.

This is in college now. Let's just go one for one. $1 for $1. $20. I'm going to go off the top on the strong $5. Give me the first thing. $5 and gas. $5 and gas.

I got to get to the pussy. At least it's a pussy. You in the game. You in the game, college town ain't that big. $5 going to get you where you need to go. Bam. And back. Okay.

$5 on a sack. You're going to get some weed. They got, I gotta, I'm gonna go half. By that time it was a little cheaper, so we got more for our money. Right, so there you go. So now I'm at tea. There you go. Okay, I'm gonna go Bojangles College Special, 190, two pieces of chicken and a biscuit and a drink.

Boom. In the game, right there, okay? Then we're gonna follow that shit up with you got damn, you can go to somewhere to drink because you know they got the little college drinking specials, you know what I'm saying? You fuck around, pay, you get you and a girl, y'all get in there, get your drinks, the dollar drinks. Boom. because they got the dollar drinks, get y'all both two dollar drinks of the liquor.

You got in free because you went early because that's the place that ain't really popular with it. You were dead before 10-30. Yeah, I bet. Now you got $7 left. But what I'm going to do is hold on to that $7 and go to the student union and steal two Chick-fil-A sandwiches because I only got $7.

I'm just going to make sure I wear a hoodie so I can be like, oh shit, it's not that. But I'm going to pay a dollar for a soda. So I got to pay for something. Because in my conscience, I don't feel right stealing everything. As long as I pay for one thing, I feel okay. I just, if I can't beat myself. Big baby

Okay Now that was Six dollars left Right I got six dollars left Now big baby That was running through it That was a day

When everything was popping When everything was firing You didn't even know it was going Go like this You met the little bitch And you was like Bam Gotta do that

Did it for that Come on back See way You know what I'm saying That wasn't even Trying to stretch it out Oh so you said This was a flex day

Today I was a flex day Today I was flexing Yeah Yeah, hey, listen, I just put something on it. I just put something on. Hey, hey, you was bawling out. You came back like, man, I can't believe it. Hey, listen, all my HBCU alums right now,

all my HBCO loves right now are crying. Because they know we're telling the fucking true. They are crying. Oh. Six dollars, nigga, that's going to hold. Hey, listen, when you said get that sad, that shit brought it back. Come on, man.

Niggins should go have on a blunt. People are always shout out to frats and shit, but shout after all the people in college, and you just got about three, four friends and y'all do every goddamn. Hell, yeah, man. And shot out the small circles, man. One time for small circles, Joe.

Right. I ain't had the money for a frat all the time. Because I stopped going to school after about that first year. It was other shit. I was like, it's a Mo City. I thought it was just campus. Okay. Well, shit.

The nigga got adventurous. Hey, you remember your freshman year you moved in? It was just a freshman, right? And then when everybody else came, you was like, whoa, wait, hold on. This is an overload of bitches. I don't know. Right, right. This is just too much.

Right, right. But I'm here to conquer. Right. Conco. I should have took my education most years. And then that's the same. The college I went to one shit. The nigga, hey, I was in college with the nigger who cut me there, Kroger,

the assistant manager at the AutoZone, the lady who write the names on the birthday cake. I was like, this. So you was bad there with this bitch, Terrence? Yeah. That's why they call it community college, because you see regular motherfuckers from the community. Like, these niggins just came to class, and they were closed. I remember. It was some people.

Like you found out what class of people was taking. You was like, oh, man. Organizational skills. You don't know how to put your books together. Oh, shit. $20, nigga. Not $20, but last up. We got a 10 seconds.

Hey, man. We're going back to school with one of these days. Man, we should go back to school. That's going to be the show. The 85 South show. Well, we just go back to college. Should go on the college tour. Somebody going to get it.

I don't like to throw it. Somebody going to hit us and be. I know I can get us at A and T, but I don't like to just move my ideas. Somebody going to hit us and be like, nigger, I work at admissions. I can get everybody in. Family. Family. I don't like to throw that out of it like that.

You say you can get it. When the bingo? Winston said, I don't like to throw all my ideas. You say you can just get us in college. What's your name? Man, we're going to go to college and be doing the podcast. Let's do it. And major.

First of all, Joe can't go. You know who went to family? You know who went to family while I was down now? That show you could go to college at any age, Bill Cosby, brother. Russell. I'm not making it up. I'm not making it up. I swear he was going down there.

He was, okay, so you seen Fat Albert, right? Fat. So you remember the little one was Russell? Yeah. That was supposed to be Bill's little brother. That's his real life, little brother. He was going to Fair Me while I was there. And yeah, he was down there, man.

That's dope. That shit crazy. Yeah. I didn't know cartoon cats. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Damn. I didn't know that.

I didn't know. He had a very interesting. in life, bro. Who? You? I mean, it ain't like I got to kick it with him. You sure? It ain't like me and Russell was out there like, man, what are these hoes at?

We're going to tell them you on Fat Alba. Damn, that's live is full. College is very necessary. You got to go to make sure it ain't for you. You got to go to make sure it ain't for you. I think that's an avid statement, bro. I think you should have to go to cars here. And I also think if you graduate,

high school or college, I think everyone should work one year in retail and the world will be a better place. Customer service. I say okay, can I tag on? I want you to, bro. Retail and you need the weight table. Shit. Yeah. The world would be a better place. Something where you've got

to work for some tips so you can see how much people ain't shit. But also, so you can see how much goddamn money you can make if you do what the fuck you're supposed to do. Because there's a lot of y'all waiters out there, waitresses y'all, I ain't get no tip. Because you don't do what the fuck you're supposed to do. Don't you feel like because you're a comedian if you was a waiter

you would make mad money because you would make your table laugh? I was a waiter. I used to make hell of money. Yeah. All you got to do is give them the shit they won't figure out who they are. They're going to the table. You know, sometimes you get them people that's real talkative to you so they want you to be talkative. You can't be standoffish. Then you get them white people

that got that attitude where they try to order without looking at you. I'll have the tilapia and just hand the menu in your face and you're like, all right. But the comedian and me will be like, what do you say? What do you say? No, this me. No, no, I can't see what you said. This is me. I overdo

everything. I'm filling up their water as soon as they take a sip. You ain't getting no break. You're thirsty, bitch. I don't need any more water. That's our policy. You don't want no more water. Stop drinking it. You're going to get me in trouble with my manager. I have to

work here. All glasses. All glasses matter, nigga. Man, I used to deliver a piece of that's one of the cold a job, because some motherfucker's so cheap. They want you to get them exact change to the nickel. Shit. Come on, man. Let them in head a nickel.

You don't have the 15 cents. Just keep it then. Don't worry about it. Let me ask you this. You did pizzas? Yeah. How you look at people that gave you that $5 tip? Nigger, like, I look at those people who understand what a nigga doing.

Like, that's one thing. Like, they get priority. Next time you come back there, you come in. Let me tell you, let me tell you what the $5 tip do. Say, for instance, it's three orders. Wait a minute. What, $5 tip is good. Let me tell you with the $5 tip.

Okay, just make sure. That's what I get it. Say I got three deliveries in the car, right? Got you. One of these deliveries, I know it's my $5 tip. Guess what? Guess who's going to the top list, the priority? The $5 million.

I'm going to get the money first. Fuck that $2 a nigger, man. That piece of get that when we get there. This is what they fuck up at. When you call with your credit card and you tell them how much tip you're going to leave? Oh, leave a dollar. Just to make it $10. It's a $1.50.

Nigel, we might drop your shirt. shit off that closing time throw that shit in the back seat I forgot about that bitch go from 20 minutes to 45 hey man this this podcast for everybody who had a real job because you can tell about

the shit these motherfuckers talk about it oh nigga I had a real job nigga I worked in real shit so we headed these motherfuckles at that Burger King when I worked there like I'm at Burger King all I had to pay I had the little shit while I was like you take a little

they make you take a test to work at Burger King I don't love motherfuck know this shit A test you got a past the little burger university type shit brother shout out shut the fuck wait a minute it's a written test

check this out is there a campus bro burger king got this shit it's on the playland I almost walked out and left when that nigga said it's in the playoff they got this notebook of shit that you got to do

like and they give you a rate they pay you based on all the shit you didn't did so the manager have to follow you around like oh can he make a walker can't he make a walker with cheese can he make a hammer and they'll check off all the shit that you can't

you can do, nigga can make a milkshake and all that. And then they'll give like a little raise every little tax like if you're long you stay there right. So these motherfuckers so petty at Burger King, they make you pay the taxes for your food. Like it'd be like 30 cents. The motherfucker manager, original manager, come in that bitch. I'm like, hey, hey, do you buy that food?

I'm like, bitch is 30 cents. You know what about you want? I'm not stealing chickens. I already don't want this fucking job. How are you going to come in this bitch? Man, I was a manager at Waldenrains, brother, and this old white lady came. me and she was like, you know, white people

fussing when they're frustrated, ooh, they are on the edge of life. I'm going to speak to the fucking manager. You know what? You know what, sir? You're no help. Get the manager. You know what the funny?

And I was the manager, so you know what? And I'm an asshole, so you know what I did? I walked out the counter. I walked around her. The whole counter came back here. It was like, hello. Hello? Hello, I got to help you.

And she was like, whoa. I was like, oh, well, missus, nobody else but me, so. She got mad. She started shaking the dog. Hey, listen. Pud. There's no way that you're a manager. I said, preposterous.

Hey, listen, when I was about to do comedy full time, I was about to quit, you know what you don't get a fuck about your job. They're like, where's the manager? You just look at your tag. You made it to management. That's awesome. I did, bro. I did.

I did. Never fucking, low as these shit works. I've never clocked in another fucking job again. Hey, this is, this was just a reflective look back on where. where we've been and where we're headed. I used to work Christmases, dog. I used to, because I was the only manager without kids and not married. So everybody else had kids and shit.

I used to be like, you know what? Oh, shout them people out. Shout them retail people that work Christmas out. Hey, man, shout out of all my people at Walgreens. They work all in a holiday. No, I'm going to let y'all know. These corporate businesses make the most money on Christmas. They make the most fucking money after a whole year.

Not Christmas Eve on Christmas. Because y'all be in there looking at batteries, notebook paper, expired eggs. Stay your ass at the house and eat what's in the cabinets. Damn, stop giving these niggas a reason to miss their families. I was by humble, three Christmases in a row. I was getting Merry Christmas, Texas. When you weren't retail, they make you listen to all them dumb asses.

All those tones all day. Have a holly. Nicky, is it, Jolly? Rocking around the Christmas tree and the Christmas party. Baby is cold outside. The goof-ass job. Make everybody come to work on the house. Everybody has the word, Chris.

You got to work Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving. pick like damn you're going to the most the most sacred holidays for black people it's Thanksgiving to Christmas you're going to just take that I got fire from Target shit because you called out on the holiday no because they tried to say I was stealing

icies I worked in a little concession station you did though but did you no I was getting refills I paid for that first one I pay for that first one but that's the same thing no it's not no it's not because this podcast is for people who watch you put spright in your water cup and don't say no say hey the register

had an icy refill button that shit you push it it says 0.00 I rang myself up every time they call me in the office this motherfucker calculated the Ices he was like since you've been working here he's probably like take that carry the one 9000

worth of Ices I was like are you crazy that machine don't cause that much and you know who the real gangst is at the fast food when they fuck your sandwich up and you take it back and they'd be like you could just keep it that's what this podcast is for

What they're going to do, throw it all the way. Them people throw it away in your face. Yeah. And you'll be looking like, bitch, I could have had two burgers. This is the perfect time for me to address the nigger who make the filet of fish sandwiches at McDonald's. Put the cheese directly on top of the motherfucker.

What the fuck are you doing? Why is cheese on one corner this motherfucker, man? Lay the bitch down flat. How hard is that? How hard is it for y'all to just put a sandwich together? Why the fuck that McDonald's cheese don't make a sandwich on the staircase? Why don't it melt? If your burger hot, the cheese is supposed to melt.

My shit is long as fuck. I got a burger, but it's wrapped up like a sub. When you cook something in the damn pan, you know, if you make your edge, you have a little cheese on it, damn 30 seconds. It's melting. Why is the cheese so solid? Hold on. This is my question.

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it's go time. You actually sent it? Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choice this podcast every Wednesday on the Black Effect Podcast Network. The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. What? Oh, man. When he come back here, we're going to be like, who are you?

All right, we come back here. Oh, we're going to send him when they come back. Hey, bro, what you doing here? First of all, I don't be talking to one motherfucker talking. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you tell his story. Like, right? And so just come back to like, it's disrespectful than the motherfucker that you

would even have the legs to walk in here off the motherfucking top then you're going to ask me a motherfucker question hey you know him you know him you fuck his buddy I'm so weak man

for real dog what the fuck is social studies between social studies and the way Chad grabbed my shirt I forgot how I forgot how it grabbed me I just it just came back to me I was like

I was like Chad get that nigga the microphone He knows what the fuck he'd do He's the most Chad is the most It's his project It's his baby, bro, he ain't knows Second guessing

When you got off that motherfucker When you got off, he was like This is what he said Hey man, that was a smart mood I was like, nigga Where did you see me call the fucked up player We're out here working this Hey first of all

I can't believe you got the audacity To have legs to walk in With a nigga during the podcast I can't believe You're talking? Hey, you're talking? Hey, this nigga disrespectful or nothing. So you got a bladder.

You just gonna go pee in the middle of the show. Hey, in real talk. Hey, real talk. Who, brother? Hey, look, this is my son. Oh, okay. He's all of the interview and shit. Hey, man.

Who's cool to he got? Clayton don't say shit to Big Babyfield. Hey, hey, hey, put a perm on that attitude. What is that? What is that? What is that? Relax. I still even let him set up his joke.

I'm like, all right, let's see where you go with it. Relax. I got to take that shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's old. Oh, that's old one. That's the old.

Hey, hey, hey. Put some eyelashes on my kid again. What is that man? Whoa, hey. Put some sleeves on that vest. Hey. Put some lips on them pork rind. Hey.

Put the butter on the pot. Oh, look. Hey. Hey. Hey, look. This is, we're here now. You know what I'm saying? We're not the trap no more.

But we still, it's very trapped tendency. It is trap. Like, these microphones were not full price. It's trapp. We know it. We got, we got weed older candles, but we ain't got no weed. Like, we trap, but trapish. Yeah, we're trappish.

We trappish. This may be the most, like, like, this podcast, we strapped up. Like, this podcast really, every time we come here, everybody prepared for the apocalypse. Or whatever I happen. Who don't, whoever don't have. a pistol got a baseball bat with some barbed wire wrapped around there. Shats out to my nigga, Diggie.

You already know what it is. All we're trying to, listen, all we're trying to do on an 85 South show is that Walking Dead, let us play zombies on two episodes. That's it. Let us play. We're trying to be main characters. I'm going to talk this shit in. I'm going to put it out there because 2017

is coming in. Niggis going to get some more opportunities this year. I'm just letting y'all know. I'm just letting you know. Some new opportunities. Hey, man, we got some more opportunities. We got some, look, y'all, I think we give them too much shit free. I mean, I talk to Lowe's about this shit.

I'd be like, I think they're getting too much. Man, they're getting too much. But Lowe's like, feed the streets because he love y'all. If it was up to me, I overcharge every single one of you motherfuckers, man. But that's what balanced you out. That's what balanced your house. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You like, shit, do it for the bread, and that's how you pay to money. But the people will get you to the bread. There you go. You said something. There you go. You said something. But I still want their bread because they got. bread. They ain't gave me. If you ain't bought a

t-shirt or a hoodie, just remember, if you bought a t-shirt or a hoodie, you are a top tier-level fan. We look at you as platinum status. We'll take pictures with you. Yes, definitely. I'll take pictures with you. Definitely. I don't kiss the babies. I'll shake everybody's hand.

You know what I'm saying? But if you just out here on like every other episode when it's in your convenience. If you're on there and you're watching for free and you complain about the ads, that's why I got a shout out of my fan. The lady going to say, y'all know, goddamn well, the Hoodies cost too much. I'm like, ma'am, they're sold out.

She was like, oh, well, I ain't want to pay that much, boy. Oh, bitch, why you didn't say that? Look, look, look, we got price points for everybody. If you, if you watch the 85 South Show, you've got to know we got price. The hoodies, the hoodies are great. They're just great. They're even, they even got real tags in them. It's not just some Gildane T-shirt or Gildane goddamn sweatshirt like they do

at the little concert when they hit your ass for $300 for a sweatshirt you paying for quality and they own point what I'm saying is if you can't afford a sweatshirt get you a t-shirt

you can't afford a t-shirt get your ass a sticker slap that bitch on a t-shirt and get your ass to fuck out my face we got a price point for everybody there's no excuse not to have nothing like that today

he felt it that had to be that bad from once he got that out of him he felt that he was real because he went through the whole you didn't even know we got our own

Well, I wasn't supposed to be here, so. We got ashtrays, nigga. Oh, we got those now? Nigger, we got the joggers coming out soon. Man, all that shit coming. Yeah, we got it. We're launching a new, we relaunching. Oh, okay.

We relaunching all the mess. And we vow never to sell. None of that shit Chad be wearing. We swear to God. What the fuck is this, man? This nigga looks like he about to go jogging on Mount Everest. He looked like he on, he looked like. This nigga got on.

He on the B team for the Power Rangers. He on the practice squad. Come on, man. He looked like he wrote a mountain bike up here. Lance Armstrong. That this is a 2016 riveting outfit. Hey, what's the movie where the white dude had to cut his arm on?

That's what he had on. He told him he was out of the rock. Yeah. Oh, man. You just look athletic. I don't know if you are. But these new opportunities on the harassment. We fucking with you.

I fuss with Chad. We don't want no investors, but we do want some people to give us some money. We don't want no investors. We want, we're, like, more, like, donations than investments. Investments, you got to give them back. Donations, they be like, hey, just do your motherfuck day, boy. Oh, yeah, let's get a, yeah, you know, you know what the fuck they are.

You know what the fuck they are. Moolies, they got fucking money. You get money out here. You got to kick back to the people who really, make the streets happen. Hey, Lou, let me talk to them, hey. Don't talk to them. Talk to them. I'm going to talk to them, hey.

You see the difference? Listen here, you cocksackers. It's talking, and then there's talking. I'm going to do some talking, the talking talk. Listen here, you cocksuckers. You've been leaching off the show long enough. Time to pay up, okay? Don't make me fucking come over there.

I'll break your fucking legs. You watch free episodes. We look at the minutes, and it's not that enough. It's not fucking that enough. 59 fucking million minutes, you fucks. suck out of us. 59 million minute.

59 million fucking minute. You know how many fucking hoodies we sold? 50 fucking 9 million? Not no fucking 59 million. 59 million.

And we're sitting here in a fucking hubble. Now listen here. It's time for you motherfuckers to kick in, okay? This is how we're going to clean up the money.

Hoodies, we have them. You got a fucking bomb. You hear me? If you don't. Look fucking here Look fucking right here Zoom in Zoom

Don't make me send Big Baby over there Is it zooming? Hey You didn't touch any fucking You didn't see the size of this guy Zoom Do you want him

So zoom on your wife's head Zoom in my hoodie Zoom Zoom Hey hold on baby Let me share something about this guy It's not even fucking zooming I took Big Baby with me

To collect one time We go to the restaurant The guy's at the table He's ordering Big baby sees him Smashes him right in the face Knacks his teeth down his throat Looks at the way it is like

He'll have the soup It's the fucking truth The fucking truth Hey hey hey Hey my friend Zoom These are the type of fucking people That I'm bringing

Hey hey they fucking see you Oh man We see it I'm the only one who got the fucking shit on They don't fucking start buying this. Fucking Nike. I'm going to send big baby a house to suck your wife's tithies. You want that guy in your fucking wife's tits?

You don't want that. He likes titties. We all like tities. I'll mush them together. I'll suck two nipples right there. You're talking you got a nice range of both nipples right. We are retired. But you know what?

And I suck on one and pitch the other nipples so you get the same sensation. Because this is the 85 South show Yeah, 85 South show Say that one more time This is the 85 South show I don't know what the fuck motherfuckers thought it was Who this podcast was

You know what it's really more like though This is more like the 85 South Situation Damn Why does it so much shit being dropped Can y'all drop a flex bomb Every time We ain't fucking with

No We got our own bomb We only do our own shit We got our own bomb How I go It's a little different Hold up Like you know

Flex be like Like our shit be like check this out it's a longer build up it's an atomic bomb sequence from 1986 drop that bitch in here right now Joe nine

eight back it was enough you see like that's how he's gonna go and post the shit gonna be some it's a bill yeah fuck it hook it up Joe Joe Cole with this shit I don't think front of the zoom watch because I asked brother zoom he didn't even move like this camera got a remote his camera got Wi-Fi he could just

No, he got his phone. Unless he got an app on his phone to zoom it right now. That's not even a camera, bro. That's a robot. That is a robot. I got the, look, I packed my hoodie pacifically. Pacificly.

Pacificly for the show. But check this out. The only reason I ain't where my hood in. Huh? Pacificly. Pacificly. Yeah, that's what he said. No.

The only reason I ain't where mine. That's the ocean. That's like two already. And I don't want them to think we got the shit and then I ain't going to never change. I got you. You feel me? But like since you got it on,

It's the shit comfortable, man. Hey, listen, I ain't going to lie. Out of your hoodies. I smoked my blessed blunt in this hoodie the other day. My best blunt. I don't know. I just got higher in the hoodie. It's true.

And I will say, I will say, out of respect and love for the family. I did get a blowjob in the hoodie later. Hey, hey. Well, well, that just goes to show you that those hoodies are full of enzymes, hemp, as well as fair mones. So by wearing this hoodie, you'll probably be higher. You'll probably be flying, and you'll probably be getting way more blow drives than you were getting previously. So maybe grab you a hoodie and throw that shit on and see what happens. My nigger, on some real shit.

Wear that shit with no pants like Winnie DePoo. Just walk out the house with the hoodie on. That nigga Winnie DePoo, it wears a hawthot top and no draw. If you fucking buy a hoodie, if you buy the hoodie and get a fresh lineup, you going to get some pussies. Yeah, off top. It go together with a, if you got this hoodie on and you don't have a lineup, once you put it on, you're going to have it like it do it's going to look like you don't need a haircut as bad as you do wow you can survive all police stops with the 85 south hoodie on i don't know yeah i don't know

about that that's the day i can't be myself i don't say this plenty of time yes you can yes you can you be taking shit too far though man but i mean that's what y'all that's what the podcast is for no it's not not the police violence we did not make hooties for violence no no we made it so he said it'd get you out of the situation oh if a cop pull you up and be like oh Because it got the right now. The 85 South show, okay. Get your ass in the bag. Look, I was just wondering.

Damn, you just gave me. When the next time y'all going to do something? You know what, man. You just gave me a new idea. We ought to put some glow-in-the-dark shit on the next bat just for a nigger's safety, like some reflectors on the show. Bro, then, then, now what you're doing is going outside the market. Now you're going for the late night runners. Right.

The people who want to get a little cardio in. Men is who dressed like Chad. Yes. That's who. The Chaz of the world. Chad is dressed like a white woman That has a death witch I'm gonna run at 6 a.m.

With the brightest shit possible Through the worst neighborhood When we last seen Jennifer Tilly She had on a bright yellow Tracksuit I don't know How many white people names is it?

I think they've used them all At this point We really don't know White people are actually names Like what? any of them Renee Zelsweger Spell that

Galaphanakis Galaphanacus Galafanac Zach Zach Yeah that's what I'm saying They're out here They're out here with

Galaphani That sounds like the sound That you're nuts That you make If they hit together Galifanac Like if your nuts Ever clash together

It'll make a Galaphanacus He's funny though I fuck with him But that's right Brother from North Carolina He's from the state That's right Yeah

He got rush to the hospital? He got rush to the hospital? Hey, first of all... What happened? He was out of scent juice? I'm sorry. That's not what I should say. We might not have an 85.

I hope he good, man. I hope he good. Whatever wrong with him, man. Just get it together, man. Hey, Rob Kardashian never realized who he really was. Then they got all the tools to be one of the greatest side niggas in history. He could... He's not using his resources.

Come on. Let's talk about this a little bit, man. Rob Kardashian has money. Rob Kardashian has money. fame. He has a supporting family. There's a few different locations where he could duck off. He got everything that he needs to be a successful side.

And he's out here worried about. But he's not happy. Right? No. You ain't going to never be happy when you wife up another nigger baby, mom. That's the first, that's where the depression coming in. Right. And then y'all, you're sitting around at the table and then you're looking at your stepson, nephew. Lo, say that one more time, Lose. You never going to be happy of what? You try to fuck with another nigger baby, mom.

God, Tom. That boy is dropping. I ain't never had this kind of an hour. I'm telling you, bro, if you're going to sit there and you are fucking... Can you, can you, you mean in his situation or you mean period? Bro, his situation especially. Because he know. Because look.

He know him. The dude, baby mama, that he fucking with, fucking his little sister. There we go. Let's get to that. I want to die now. I see, that's, that's, he really, he really hurt two times. I'm going to be real. It's always hard to break this down to me because I don't know who...

Because look, the same nigga who can tell your little sister. what to do. Also, is your girl, baby, daddy? He's running two? No, that's too much, man. Yeah. Yeah. So you're saying he's...

So, if they ever get in the real argument, he could be like, so I know how your ex and your sister... No, but I'm saying... What we're saying is, what we're saying is, we're praying for Rob Kardashian, because he's going to... I'm not even going to...

I ain't even going to realize how much he was going to. You know what? Well, I'm not going to lie. I don't know, brother like that, so I'm not about to waste my prayers. I'm not either. I got some real homies who could use... I don't really...

Like, I don't know, bro. That's what I got some real niggas I need to pray for him. And you know, I'm tired of people trying to sit there and act. Like they're praying for my name. Everybody, oh, pray for Ron. For what? For what? Hey, but he ain't shout me out.

Exactly. When my shit went down. It's not like he's sick, sick, like illness sick. I'm not wasting my prayer on no nigga who hung up out of a bitch. You're in the hospital because you're depressed out of a bitch. Oh, her cheeks are pierced. Nah, you can fuck out of here, my nigga. What appears to be the problem?

my heart's broke my heart bro I'm sad what is that woman tendencies which sport makes somebody what bitch bitch fuck out of here now I got a real nigga who's praying right now

I'm not about to pray for how he's gonna pay for his rent and child support next month he's gonna put it together okay that's what I need to pray for not for this nigga crying over but I didn't realize that the dude was smashing his sister

like I did realize it but I didn't think about it he smashed your sister and your new girl he didn't smash had a baby with no no no he's he's smashing your sister and he also smashed her X. And then old girl

was using it. Like, that was her get back. That was a whole play. You should have saw that coming. Like, that's like a motherfucker trying to run on the one yard line. You know they going to do that. Hey, but think about the kid. You know that play coming. Like, you know, she with Rob. Oh, she's trying to run a 42 fake out. This bitch ain't slick.

Get into the Wildcat offense. Let's get this bitch together right quick. Chloe, lied up on the side. Got them. Omaha. Omaha. That bitch, Chris was calling Fluid! You know that shit confusing for the kids, though. Hey, auntie uncle, Chad. You go over your... They probably just be like, one of y'all.

You niggas. Any of you, it don't matter. Fucking do it. Child, no why you said your name, bro. It just fit at that moment. Then you go over your grandma house, and you see your fucking baby mama. Well, you see your grandma who once was, well,

who used to be your granddaddy. Who was not your grandma. who's the grandparents to your sister who your ex-fucked now. It's okay to talk about Bruce Jenner now. It's fine. They told us something wild out and shit to fuck about that shit.

They said, don't say nothing. What? That shut that shit down. Don't say anything about Bruce or Caitlin. I was like, which one? Man, that's the same. Both of them can get it. And I'm talking about jokes.

It's cool because I'm talking about jokes. He ain't go all the way. He didn't go all the way. And he say he's still like women. you want to be a woman to like women these new niggas what are you doing these new niggas man why would you wait to be an old bitch

these new nits old bitches don't want to be old bitches low she's still there you left loz come back he said he don't want him he said you like women it's okay gay people ain't fucking with him no more hey man I gave up trying to as long as they off of them we could hey when I found out that all that shit was tied to oj back in the day I gave up

Y'all know the could you know all this time the OJ and the trip see that we don't lost you back hey man fuck this shit man I just give up I can't believe in fucking you just said what did he say like man fucking bad I don't know what he said I'm just through with the whole what he said no I'm through with that whole family man I can't believe what did he say say it again what you said who said it What did I say? It's okay to talk about Bruce Jenner now? Who, which one?

Who is that? He back, Bruce? That's what I'm saying. He ain't never stopped being Bruce. Yes, he did. You ain't cut that dick off. You wasn't serious. Brud it, come in.

You got to go all the way. You get no half measures. Like, my niggins. You can't be. You can't be like, you can't be like, you know what? I'm going to be gay for two weeks, but I'm going to go back. You got to go all the way in. And that nigger was like,

This is how you know he was just playing. Just the case I want to use it again. That's how you know he was just playing. He was like, yeah, I'm ready to be a girl. You got to cut your dick off, man. What's fucking playing, I ain't cut my dick off. Come on, man, I'm just trying to get some holes. You know, me. They're like the red shit.

How do you work? Freaking dig a game. Come on, man. Just give me some titties. I'm gonna be on my way. Give me my own set of tities. I'm out this bitch. Damn.

Oh, man. What he said? What he said? Give me a set of tits in a mouth this bitch. Okay, so we're going to go through with the whole process, correct? Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What I said was just a set of tities.

We're not subtracted anything. Hey, hey, look. Hey, look, that nigger, that. Hey, that nigga was sleep with, well, whatever there is, sleep. They went down to the dick. Oh, oh, oh. What the fuck are you doing?

Look, close the robe up. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck? Hey, hey, Chris, come get me. Hey, y'all cut my dick on me. Hey. Hey, Trey. Hey, that d'n, that d'all, that d'all over there sleep like shit.

That rose kept me over and that little breeze. Oh! Whoa! Whoa! What the fuck, bro? Oh, man. That damn, I'm keeping my dick now, I ain't saying. Hold on, man.

I ain't say all that. Now, I ain't say all that. I want to wear dresses so I can feel the breeze on my my body. That's the only reason. Hey, yo, I'm done, y'all. That's it, bro. I'm done, y'all.

Now, see, y'all was mad at me for talking about it. You're mad at me for talking about it. Well, you say that you wear dresses so you can feel a breeze on your bones? Bruce was maddened him up. These things are out here tripping, trying to cut my dick. If my tent is done. Hey, he came out. He was like, he was like, Chris,

Why you ain't tell me what a transsexual was? You ain't cut off dicks? You didn't say that part, bitch. Chris, come pick me up. They tripping. Hey, all they had, hey, look, all they had, all they had was the razor to get the shade store. Oh, hold on! What's that for?

I feel like a woman, but not that much. You know who mad as fuck, though? Lance Armstrong. I hadn't lost the nut, and this nigga over here, bullshit, this shit. He got two nuts. He doesn't want to be a woman. I'm a man with one. Man, tell that nigga to give me one of them bald.

That think of Lance lost everything, dude. Hey, those niggins, Armstrong, bald talking about he cheated. Yeah, even if he didn't cheat. Even if Lance Armstrong cheated with one ball. Even if he cheated, my nigga, he lost a nut. That's punishment enough for any goddamn thing. Hey, man.

I can't do this, though, boy. I'm done with y'all, man. I'm so fucking duck. I can't, bro. I'm done, bro. I got to go back to the 85 North so I can make my way back. back down to 85.

I had two heart attacks. I did, bro. I'm laughing at you. Recap. Funny shit to me? Wait a minute. And on the comedic, brilliant shit, all them,

what none of them jokes homophobic or none of that shit. No. That shit was just funny. Look, first of all, if you want to be who you want to be, do what you want to do.

But for us not to be able to talk about something, how does that sound on anything? Amen. Listen, oh, nigga, that's a deserve a motherfucker comedians that we're supposed to have the most freedom of speech we're supposed to be able to say what everybody else scared to say without our career being fucked up over and you got to look so Bruce slash Caitlin whatever you know what I'm saying we fuck with you you don't say I mean not in that manner but you know whatever make you happy bro her man because look you got to look at Caitlin come on the goddamn podcast breaklin breaklin rightland you put it all together all right all right all right that way I can combine You got to look at intentions, too.

When we make these jokes, we never have no malicious intentions in mind. Because we all got cousins who are you on your tip shit today. Malicious intentions? Come on back to back. Are we benevolent? Are we benevolent or malevolent? You got to ask yourself. That was a good movie.

This nigga Cole. No, that was Maleficent. Oh, shit. It's all right. It still didn't take away from it being good. That's my bad. But it was a good movie. Yes, sir.

We are? Oh, man. What else we got on there? Nothing? Oh, this is the New Year's episode? When this come out? New Year's? Tomorrow?

Oh, it's Friday. Oh, yeah. Well, this is all y'all getting before New Year's. Man, happy New Year's, man. Shout out all my people who are going to cut out carbs. Year in wrap. Wrap it up, Clayton. What's you doing for New Year?

Oh, man, New Year's. I'm out there. Rooster T feathers. Sunnyvale, California, I believe. Out there near San Jose. Hey, man, that's dope, man. No Cal. I'm coming to North Cal.

So, oh, I'm going to be in Oxtradam. I would like to go check out a Warriors game. If there's any plugs out there, any other light-skinned people that's plugged in with the organization. You got to call your coat. Let me know. The Golden State Warriors, got a whole team. Your coat, wait. We got one, guys.

Welcome to Golden State. Come on, get them a warm-up suit. Get them a warm-up suit. Send him over there with the others. Because you favor Javelle McGee, you're going to be able to walk right up in there, bro. Don't he favor Javell? Don't he favor Javell? Why y'all be saying that?

That's what the fans are. be saying to you do no have you seen how big that motherfucker but you play better than him he's a big dude yeah he's soft-footed hey man you know what he don't beat he ain't that bad they'd be trying to shack him a fool on everything now he good now look at Javille McGee his shoe on tight what the fuck man let that man live bro that that dick do run out of corner he do a lot of goofy shit though but everything ain't shacking the fool they just went to look too in on that that nigga had all the layup yeah but it was a full court he wasn't supposed to be

out there the hardest layup to make it did he did two moves before that He wasn't even supposed to do. He did it behind the back and he crossed the motherfucker over. He didn't know when he was on the floor. He do goofy shit. He went up and he was like, ooh, I'm not as close as I thought. That motherfucker went to take the ball out and tripped over the motherfucking ball. Hey, do that lay up one more time, play it.

Hold up. Why did he lay up to the layup? Do you really? Do you remember when the nigger tried to do the layer? Because he took off from too far back. He didn't know it was. Whoa. Me changed my shot.

You can try to dump. I'm from the three-point line and shit. Hey, man, my bad. Every time I laugh, I put you. Oh, you're good. You're good, fam. That's how Chad made you feel. Oh, nigga.

Man. Happy New Year, man. No, man. Where are you at New Year's? I'm in Greensboro, man, hosting the party, man, for all the big booty bitches, you know, that's going to be turk. You know what I mean?

It's going to be turned. You know what I'm saying? It's going to be turned. I've been putting a lot of thought into it. I think I'm going to go to a main nigga this year. You're trying to get out the game? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I'm just thinking about I'm not announcing my retirement I'm just towing with the idea Hold on, hold on Let's just go live to the press conference We just received word That Carlos Miller

Infamous side nigger Was thinking about bound out the game We're going to go live to him right now We got to live on the scene What made you want to ball out I mean nothing is for certain right now We do have a few offers on the table And I've been taking some meetings this week

And I just want to do what's best For my family and my future Any idea which coach you'll be going to I mean, I think, I really can't say right now. I really, I really can't say right. Carlos, when it's so many options on this. When it's all said and done, and you actually hang up the side-nigger jersey in the rafters, what's the number? Zero.

The number one rule of being the side-nigger is that act like you have nothing. I don't have no hope. So, I don't know. Are we looking for, we're jumping into the commitment phase with one lady? I mean, there are a few offers on the table, but nothing is, nothing's final. Nothing's final. So no one has the franchise tag? No, nobody has any friends.

I mean, we do have some great, like I said, there's some great offers on the table. I mean, I love and support all my fans and all the people who've been supporting me through this ordeal. But, you know, right now we're just in the talking phase. Nothing's concrete. Any thoughts about owning the team with the, with the recent experience. mention of the Smyrna Sifster Wives purchased by Clayton English. Any interest in owning the team? Well, I definitely won't be signing an exclusive talent deal to any one particular

organization unless we can discuss some ownership and management. Do you feel like you played at an all-star level this year? I feel like I put up some phenomenal numbers this year. I mean, personal best in damn to every category. So, I mean, but that will come into play during the negotiation. also. Well, I know the many bitches of the world would hate to see you go, man. Well, you know, we only

play to a specific demographic anyway so, you know, everything's not for everybody when you know you have a good product. You don't just put it out there like that. You can't just pull up and... Exclusive. Yeah, you can't just buy a Ferrari. You know what I mean? If that makes sense to the people.

I don't... I'm flabbergasted. I don't have nothing left. Well, you know, uh, these This is all just speculation and shit, and I saw this come up on TMZ, so I did want to address it head on before, you know, the story grew legs and got out of control. Any other question? I'm happy for you, man. I hope that works out for it.

Hey, man, I really appreciate it. Just know that in the meantime, I will still be giving 111% to my commitments, any open commitments that I have. Just let that sell her. Hey, you want to be in an open commitment? Right. Because, you know, 2017, this is all about the year of just really getting to know who you are as a person and sucking her best friend. Are you trying to find yourself? Yeah, I'm really trying to find myself. I don't know where the fuck I had myself at last or what I did with myself. I'm looking for me.

Who was the last time you saw you? Niggins, the last time I saw me, we was us. And we was thinking about ourselves. And then yourself came in and said something to them And then I never saw day again Man, that's real Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We in there. We're good. I mean, we in this bitch like a fetus.

I hate that it and the shit on such a low note. No, because this is going to have the people crazy that, you know, there's a lot of people that look up to that. And it's probably going to be a lot of people trying to fill them shoes. Fat. I agree. Thank you for the year from the 85 South Show Thank you First of all

You got some names Just want a general thank you Not personalized to anybody We would like to thank each and Every person who made Any episode of the 85 South Show possible We want to give a thank you to Lexi

For holding us down All the time Y'all don't have some big name Hey listen Lexi did the logo Oh shit Hey Zoom Hey Zoom

Zoom, Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom in on this, nigga, please. Pose on these fuck motherfuckers. Who else, man? The whole 85 South Show staff, all the fans, all the people who watch us on all the different.

Can I give him a personal shout out? I just want to give a shout out to the entire staff of the 85 South Shore. You got to shout them out. That's why I was going on. For having your boy on a couple of episodes, my first episode was in the trap. That's why I said all the guests, man. And when I was in the trap, I was literally in the trap. we had a window unit, you know what I mean?

It was middle summer. We took your whole house and we trapped it out. Hey, we took your whole house and we trapped it out. We took your whole house and we trapped it out. We took your whole house and we trapped it out. 85 South show, what we're talking about? 85 South what we're talking about? 815 South what we're talking about.

Chill out, bro, for that remits come up. Hey, I just, hey, I appreciate it. I'm proud to be a, thank y'all for let me be part of the live show. The live show. That's what you are. Yeah, yeah. It's like a contributor. Yeah.

Hey, I'm excited to see how big and how far this go. I think the only thing that can stop this thing right here, fellas, and I'm going to just throw myself in it as ourselves. Right. And I like to see us go. But, no, this is what you're not understanding. This whole year. Hold on, my nigga is behind the camera.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Well, this whole year, leave your hoodie on, man. Leave your hoodie on. Now, this whole year, this was just an intro. This was just our intro to let you know that we're going to be keeping. We're going to be.

bringing you all type of different flavors this year. Oh, man. Oh, man. We got a shout-out. We got to give it up to everybody. Our microphones got lights in them, bro. That's what I'm saying. We got to give it up.

We're going to turn the lights off, do this shit in the dog. We got to give it up to all the fans. All the fans. That expanding the brand. That's specific fans. That's fans that's expanding the brand. So that's the fans that put somebody else on to the show. When you come over there and you met this podcast for people that match one with

their whole boy and put that 85 South show on while y'all play 2K. That's who this for. This podcast was somebody who saw somebody having a bad day and was like, hey, you know, go listen to this episode because this shit was fun. Show them your favorite part. This is for people who share with others. One time, shout out to my boy, D.C.

You know, I'm saying? Shout out to Chico B. Play a big role. You know what I'm saying? Hey, listen, man. But everybody who came through and been a guest and fucked with us. Be some of the top world.

Tyler Chronicles. Let's look back, man. Let's look back. What was some of your favorite moments from this year, bro? Just from the show. No? Shit, I all love them.

Every time I come down here, it's a favorite. Every episode is the favorite moment. Do you want our favorites or you want the fans to reply and write their favorites? No, they can do that, but I want to know what you're like, for me, I definitely, when old girl left. Like, say what you want to say, bro, but that shit was like, because we tried to, like, it was, it was, it was, we tried to make it happen. Young Drow episode was awesome. But we saw the shit going down here. We were like, ah.

Ah, yeah, huh You saw the breaks wasn't being applied A young lady A young lady walked off the show Yeah Oh yeah We're gonna show you

I gotta go back To see that out That's what we want from the fans Tell us your favorite song Your favorite episode Give me that pussy man Favorite moment Favorite guest

Favorite quote Favorite fan Favorite this podcast is for Fuck Rodney Shout out the naturally Cole free The 85 South show Fan page

Lexi, Snowcomb They gotta know about this They gotta know about this the 85 South Shore Awards. Ooh. That shit coming soon. 85 South Shore Awards. That shit coming real soon.

This is for all my niggles who roll up loud with their mid to make it stretch. Right, exactly. Ain't no reason to be that high. This is what people that ask, how high we're trying to get? Exactly.

When you're rolling the plent up. Hey, y'all make sure y'all... There's some people where you roll up black, bro. I got some more announcements. We had like 20,000 people go to the 85 South website this month, so we fuck it with y'all.

Yes. Keep supporting us, man. The live show was coming soon. Hey, the live show was so live. We're about to drop the live show online, so make sure you stay tuned on that. Oh, and if you were waiting for an episode, go back and watch them old episodes because there's some Easter eggs, you ain't even catch. Our fans be catching stuff that everybody ain't catching.

So if you catch something, it was funny, you think other people ain't noticed, time stamped that shit in the comment, let other people know where to go back. Fuck with it. Because y'all didn't got us a couple times where I was like, oh, okay, I didn't even notice that. Hey, we're going to bust your heads at the top of the year. We got some lost episodes that y'all don't know nothing about. We're going to jump in the ball. And I'm going to say, man, I'm going to start coming to an eight man

a couple of times a month and come fuck with y'all. You should have been coming, but I know you'd be busy. But when you're here, it's open-dough policy. Just fall through, man. My nigger, man. Fall through. Let us know what you want to see more of from the 85 South Show. Keep supporting us by some merch.

Send us some money. Give us some money. Donate. We got to go fund me. If you're good, that's We're trying to put lights in everything We want lights in the microphone All that shit

Lights in this little hookup shit here We won't light We want cat to get a new computer I don't know what that shit We got to give a shout out to this Much love to all the people Who we came in contact with this year On some real good business shit

Yeah man Niggas who just hit us on the DM It was like I got a spot I know whatever We want to shout out to all the people Who plugged us in And in 2017

Much love to everybody doing good business As much as it's us, it's never just us. It's never. Like, it's always somebody like, yeah. This show ain't got shit to do with us. Man, man. Man. To do it for the people, man.

Shout out to Rich. Oh, yeah, definitely. We got the Roach Motel cartoon coming out this year. Shout to DJ. Hey, man, shout out to y'all for y'all show getting picked up and coming out, man. Shout out to D.C. for almost Christmas. It much love to fly. Damn, for killing.

Let, lick it's accomplishment shine for a second. Yeah, damn. Clayton English is still the rated champion of last coming Stats he is It ain't gonna be another one fuck it Shots out the Lowe's coming Killing the freestyle funny anniversary show seven years We do a comedy seven year

Hey man listen Hey man next show You gotta come up and fuck I'm coming let's go You gotta come on up there for me let me know Hey what did y'all think about the show Who Ked Chad? What did you think about the show Won't the live man?

That shit was live man This nigga won't even got Yeah we got some we got some shit on the road with those little pieces. Exactly. Hey, man, I appreciate. I appreciate y'all coming through. I appreciate, hey, people still talking about that set, man.

Thank you. You realize when you were on stage, the four of us from FFCs was at front, just smiling. Yeah, I got that. We were just right there, like, just admiring our nigger just shining, man. No, because it's good when you, it ain't nothing like calling your shot. When you, like, it's almost like if you got a homeboy, and you like, man, can't nobody knock this nigga out.

No, hell, not that my nigga. And then you get him in the fight, and then you like, I told you. Hey, hey, hey. That's how being looking at Chad when I got off stage. I told you. At the island. I told you don't worry about Brian, man.

That's what it is. Appreciate y'all, man. Thank you. Much love to all the people from other countries that's been supporting us. Shows out, Australia. I got some love from Australia from the 85 South Carolina. Australia, Australia, New Zealand, Kuwait, Kuwait, the Middle East, Ireland, Ireland. Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Iraq.

You can't do. Do you show love. You can't be on my live all the time. That's right. bro. We fucking love it, bro. You all come to the 85 South show, bro, we're right here, bro. Come sit and see Glastonbury, bro.

You got a lot of love from Ireland. Africa's showing us love, man. Africa has been fucking with us since the inception. Get in the picture. Since the inception. Then you got to scoot over because if you're in the picture but you're over there, they're going to say, we don't fuck with each other.

You know what, Nicky from Caden. You got it. Yeah, put that in the skit. Army and Navy. Oh, the whole military. To the armed services, man. Salute. Salute.

Thank y'all for what y'all do, man. And don't stop doing what you do. And shout out to the people, the veterans, too. Because the veterans still doing stuff, even though they are. Because they help them, they help the Native Americans with the pipeline. There's a lot of vets out there, a lot of vets. You know who else? We got a shout out, man.

We all got something in the family. The truck drivers, the over-the-room truckers. They be playing that shit. Y'all stop watching the YouTube, please. One nigga said, yeah, I don't know how to pull it up on the Park, I had to put the YouTube old. Stop doing that. Like, put your phone down, face down.

Don't be trying to watch the episodes, special of episodes where it's titty's in the building. Oh, shout out to the people who don't take life too serious. I understand they want to laugh with your boys. That's what it is. For real. I got to give a shout out to my home girl that's a scientist again, just because I think that's dope as fuck that she'd be in the lab listening to the 85 South Show. She's going to do some big shit too.

Fuck around and clone one of us. That's not what I was thinking, but that'd be fucked up. What if a bitch did do that Like made a better you All the shit you wouldn't do, he'd do He do it I had to fight that bitch on site Damn

But if a bitch make a nigga Just like me And he better than me I gotta fight that bitch on site He better than you He'd fight better than you I heard you made another nigga He'd fuck better than you

He'd clean up shit he cooked You have to shoot it All around a better nigga than you You have to shoot him He's a clone He ain't got no rights I think he said he's got the right You killed a clone

He ain't got a security number You straight He ain't even no real person This bitch is scientist This bitch crazy I'm sorry I was just Wait that was our shoutouts man

I got to try to hit the rope Before Krispy cream hot sign go off Oh my bad Bro we kept you in this bitch extra long That don't matter Call him to tell him 85 South show Said cut it back on Hey thank you man

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Yeah, like a motherfucker. I'm good now. No, man. We out here, man.

4017, get ready. Shout out. One more shout out, the cat, for picking out these dope-haired back. Oh, look at them. That shit hard, bro. Look at this. 85 South show. I wish they were red, though.

Oh, well. Whatever. This is the 85 South show. This is a podcast for niggas who don't know what a motherfucker podcast is. And we have this beer. Hey. Ah.

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