The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Nasty Cincinnati Comedy Special W DCYoungFly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 252

Episode Date: September 4, 2020

This hilarious comedy special features the amazing combined comedic talents from the greatest improv comedians in the game - Karlous Miller, Chico Bean and DC Young Fly. Get some Merch! https://85apparelco.com/ Recorded live at the Taft Theater, for the first time see one of the nastiest shows the 85 south show has ever put out. They said Cincinnati would be nasty! Karlous and the crew roast everyone in the crowd - like the lady that looked like Roseanne and the turnt up Auntee - and they give a local rapper a chance to perform. The fellas break out into some classic freestyles in the hot theater and you can see it as they sweat out the entire perfomance. Of course the fellas reminsince about growing black and perform some live poetry off the dome for the people of Ohio. Chico Bean and DC Young Fly entertain the whole night reminding everyone that the Isley Brothers are from Cincinnati and they roast kawhi leonard and Young Dolph! 😂😂😂 Plus Karlous and Clayton interview the cast of the new show Woke on Hulu! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Cincinnati, what's up? I said Cincinnati, what's up? I said Cincinnati, what's up? The 85 South Show is in the building, Cincinnati. Where are my people from the nasty nattie at? Cincinnati, we're going to need more energy than that. We got some stars in here tonight.

I said, where are all my people from the Nasty? nasty nad yet that's what I'm talking about we couldn't wait to get here y'all when you come to the 85 South show it's more than the show this is the 85 South show experience make sure you tell two people when you get home make sure you go on YouTube how many y'all watch the show on YouTube how many y'all never seen the show before on YouTube never seen a live show who you win for it tonight y'all so listen make sure you go on YouTube subscribe to the 85 South Go on all social media, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, follow the 85 South Show.

We just hit 700,000 on YouTube y'all. Give it up for the squad. Come on y'all. Y'all. Y'all ready to have some fun in here tonight, Cincinnati? All right, y'all. You are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy. Cincinnati. I'm gonna tell you who we gotta here tonight. Out of Washington, D.C., you've seen this man touring all over the country. You've seen him on MTV, wild and out.

He's half of the old school fools. You guys know who I'm talking about. If you get a chance to see him, go see him. He's the best dressed man in comedy. Cincinnati, we got Chico Big in the house tonight, y'all. Let me need y'all to stand up. Come on, Cincinnati, stand up. We're about to kick it off.

Come on, y'all, stand up. Out of the west side of Atlanta. You've seen this man on Wild and Out. You seen him in the movie Almost Christmas. You seen him as the host on MTV's TRL. You can see him in theaters today. In the new movie, I got to hook up to with MasterP. Out of the west side of Atlanta, Cincinnati, we got D.C. Y'am Playa in the house.

For my ladies at! Where all my sexy ladies that made some noise? You see this man on MTV Wilder now. He just got his motherfucking job back with Nick Cannon. This man is a comedic genius by way of Atlanta, by way of Mississippi. Who my single lady's at? It's a sight due to the year, three years are running. Ladies, we got Carlos Miller in the building tonight.

If y'all ready to get the show starting, say, hell yeah! Hey oh yeah! This is the 85 song show! Hey oh yeah Hey are you Oh my side bitch live in Cincinnati Hey My side bitch live in Cincinnati

Live in Cincinnati Hey My side bitch live in Cincinnati My side, bitch, living Cincinnati. Hey, live in Cincinnati. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, we in Cincinnati. Since he makes some, no. Look at my hair. We in Cincinnati. Oh, yeah.

Your hair, I love. like a pack of nine ladies your hair look like a pack a night I'm gonna lick one your hair look like a pack a now legs your hair look like a pack a nine little I want to make one

I see I'm gonna make a carnivore I see I think one carnivore icy and that like a carnival icy I better push it tastes like outside puts it tastes like outside I better put a taste like outside outside

Pussy ain't like I made it taste like yesterday I bet it tastes like yesterday I bet it tastes like yesterday I bet it tastes like yesterday I said Florida, y'all friendly tell me how you missed this fair titan

ain't no weight in the hell she got the whole tear out might as well with the pace it on the nipple you might as well let her real name They can see the nipple. You know what I do? I can make your nipple hard, make you shoot through the glue. Oh, oh.

Cincinnati, what's up with y'all? What's happening? Now, we need more than that we in a nasty nattie. Cincinnati, what's good? Up top, how y'all feel up top? Hold up top. Hold up. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. The niggas up top laugh. Let me hear up top again. All my real niggas up top. So y'all mean to tell me y'all down here gonna let the people up top make more nose and y'all. What about down here? What's up down here? Yeah.

Oh no. I don't know. I don't know. It might be live up top. Let me hear y'all up top. Let me hear y'all up top. Y'all going to let up top do y'all like that on the floor. The niggas happy.

They pay their money. They're happy. Those niggins appreciative up there. They're like, oh, yeah. Time out. Time out, Carlos D.C. Y'all got to see what this lady mean. She said somebody sitting in her seat. Who, bitch?

We got who? Let me see. You are in the pick. Roll P1M. C. Here we go. Find out who sitting in a C. D.C.

Find out who sitting in a D.C. Who am I got D.C.? Who am I got D. D.C. Who am I? She said nobody sitting your seat. Where in my goddamn seat? She was just too big to see the chair.

She was just too big to see the chair. She just didn't want to come through here and say, excuse me. That's what that was. She was too bad to see the chair. She's like, somebody sitting in my seat and I can't get up there. What so, white dude? You ain't know who was here tonight. You was coming anyway.

Fuck it, they got beer. I mean that some bitch? I want to sing Carlos too. I don't give a shit that he's a Mexican. Carlos and Chico, they must be Spanish. We'll go see him, we don't give a shit, is it wrestling? We're here. Shout out to the white lady that came, the white librarian lady right here.

And look scared is a motherfucker. You look like you work at the library, like, please quiet down. Look, she's telling the black dude, protect us, we don't know them. Y'all have a seat if you got some man to meet. Look, he's like, they go another white girl. No, she ain't rid of white white. white white have a seat if you guys a man's meet she said the end word at home I know what going on have a seat if you get that's that no white do you sit down

you're gonna do it for you try you Cincinnati what's going on to know nattie got the real niggas in here Stone called Steve Austin what's on me oh hell they're not know you was something you got on earplugs I work the security but I don't want to hear none of that shit That niggins security, but he deaf. Who's strong-a-grip? He ain't laughing at shit either. These motherfuckers got one more joke.

He can't hear. I'm shutting this shit to fuck down. Oh shit. What's up, girl? What's happening? She ain't bullshit. Say what? Girl's truck. I don't remember you.

You know why? Because you ain't give me no pussy. I forget everybody. I forget everybody who won't get me some buzzer. You thought you was white? Ain't no way in the fuck I thought you was white. That must have been high as hell. Oh, that was you up top.

Time out. This nigga say where the wheelchair do that. Nika, he couldn't get here, motherfucker. Nicky can't fly everywhere. You know how much it caused the butt. The goddamn book of a wheelchair. That shit is like three baggage charges. What if that was the only reason he came?

reason he came man fuck this what a wheelchair nigga I want to see the nigger get his roll on auntie what you from auntie auntie family reunion you right at the family reunion yeah she looked like she grabbed everybody place uh-uh sit down I got you okay it's where you from auntie you from Cincinnati what part where the Heights one five yeah two people from there just Two in your end. Moving right alone. The rest of the motherfuckers in jail, the rest of the niggas from the 1-5.

Cincinnati, one of the most dangerous cities in the fucking country. Hell yeah, if the niggas don't kill you, the potholes will. Nasty as potholes in the game. I'm talking about Jurassic Park potholes. Blu-Doo-Doo-Doo. Shit. Shit, make your radio skip. So regular radio, nigger.

Thank you for tuning in the blue-blook. tuning in the blue go blue go do like oh I got to get a new motherfucking ballbearer my ball bearings and went out I'm loving this crowd look at all these fan names women you just see that old peppermint right now that old peppermint right here oh well well and church peppermint that old one he looked like he just got baptized look at the white lady she said she made a mistake she was like fuck this shit How did I manage to get the front row seat to the goddamn Apollo? This is, oh.

Do you know about us? Do you know who we are? You're a huge fan. You're a huge fan of you guys, yeah. That lets you know we have moved up. What is that? I'm like, what is that? We didn't move up.

Get the fuck away from over there before you end up in some shit. Look at Auntie, she said, came a Bible study. Oh, her, her. She got a little Bible in her. right now. Shit. Cincinnati. When I was young, Lowe's, me and my auntie used to watch a show that was based in Cincinnati.

WKRP in Cincinnati. Y'all ever heard that? Baby, if you ever wondered, bled-do-do-do-dun, whatever became of me. I'm living on the air in Cincinnati. Bla-D-D-D-D-D-O. Cincinnati, WK-RP. I'm moving down the line and then unpacking.

Back in, ba-o-da-o, up and down, round and round the line. Badoo-do-do-do-o. Maybe you and me were never meant to be, but baby think of me once in a while. What was he at? Why, you ain't saying? They ain't saying. That was my shit.

Everybody who sung that song which you grew up with their grandma. Yep, everybody. And slept on the flow, because that's the only way you can see. That's an old sitcom. It used to come on right before Matlock and uh, we got a dinosaur in here. Where are you at? Where at? Hey, don't hang off the edge to that balcony, man. We ain't get the insurance. Oh shit, you better to get your ass off day, Bethany.

Ooh, ooh. You by yourself, ooh. I'll lick your tear right now. See, they're watching. Ooh, they did. Hey, D.C., you ever licked a girl? She got on tie-dye. Oh, look. D.C., you have a licked her hair. She got on tie-dye right here.

Hey, bro, you have a licked her titty and a nipple was ashy. You can see where you just licked, like the titty was ashen. But you're a real nigga, so you just lick the rest of the ash off. I'm the only one. Trust me if you fucking want to. I didn't lick the whole titty on the assy. I'm fucking around to lick the titty and fucking around to lick the little deodorant. Theodorant resident.

Oh. Yeah, well, you hit that deodorant titty, that's, boy. That deodorant is stronger than a line of cocaine, I'm telling you. Yep. Especially y'all ladies that still where that secret, that secret, that secret strong to the motherfucker. Ain't no secret about that secret. I know you got that on. That powder fresh secret.

Ladies, we know you know. And I just want to use that organic shit. Bitch, you are must. You must be right now. I don't want to use that stuff. I'm gonna get cancer. No, bitch. You stink.

To all the ladies who don't want to wear deodorant on your birthday dress, you must-it. Stop hugging people. Your friends love you too much to tell you, you musty. You ever had a girl that was musty take a picture with you and go like this, now your shoulders stink. Your whole stuff. Your whole thing. I'm gonna tell you how you gotta do that, though.

You just gotta tell her. Try to do it one time. But I want to take a picture, bitch. Ah, I got you. I got you. Got to do the Colin Kaepernick to take a picture with a musty bitch. You know what? Colin.

People who must-in' ass bitch, you're sparing shit. People who mustin' know they mustin' knicker. Because you always tell yourself, Emi. Shit. Some people don't stop laughing because they must. I know. Right now, they stay. They're laughing at it.

And it'd be fucked up when you... It ain't stupid, ain't it? I know, right? It'd be fucked up when you must because it's like your arms don't working. You got to embrace your musty. You guys got to know you must and fuck that. Lift your arms up. It is what it is. Hey, you ever see two musty niggas give each other a five. What's that what you got? The niggins look like he clutching the newspaper under his arm. They got the race track words.

Shout out to the ladies with that fanny pack that's hanging right under the fupor. Ooh. You'll put your fanny pack on top of the fanny pack. What you got enough? Some cupcakes. I love it. I love that love. Bish got snacks and there's two hot dogs. I don't know how long this show gonna be. Ain't wrong with that layers. Ask them if they got a microwave. I bought some popcorn too. She probably unzipped that shit and then cut a hole. You can see the pussy right through the zip line.

You know, oh! You can tell me her pussy right in the face. Right in the fanny back. Right in the fanny back. She unzipped that motherfucker. You were like, oh, there's pussy in there. You is nasty. That shit get the glowing like.

That shit get the glory like the Pulp Fiction. That's pussy. I thought that was a honey bun. I thought it was like a lace front for a whole thing. Oh shit. I love Cincinnati. Look at this gap. Why do they put a reddy pad right there like?

Why they call it the nasty natty? Because they're nasty. Because y'all nasty. Look at them. You can see it in their face. Look at my niggins. Right woman nasty. Look at your trash.

They did nasty. You leave her the fuck alone, bruh. The motherfuckin' so thin, she might want to take them all off. Fuck that. Yeah, yeah. That's right. Sister loz. Sister loz look like terriacin noodles.

I like them, motherfuck. And sister lox. Overcooked terriocin noodles right there. Give them the cherryocon. She said they're just a lot. Yeah. They must got different dad. Hey, sister, so, sister.

Let's go, sister. Shut your ass up. Stop leaning on that white lady. You know her? He ain't got no choice, Carlos. This lady did not come in to get leaned on by a big man. Look at you. You're looking like you're going to play.

That's your boyfriend. Oh, they all together. That's why she dressed like Roseanne. That boy good. That boy is good. That boy is good. She sure, too, got the goddamn Roseanne shirt off. You know what, that's the motherfucking Mick Foley from the WWF right?

You is stupid! She got the Mick Foley on. Y'all be wrestling and shit in the house, don't you, big boy? Now, they look like two tag-teen wrestlers right here, these guys. Yeah. What you want to do? That's the old Jingle Bean right there. Oh, he's on your ass.

No, he not. Get his ass. Nah, I'm gonna leave him alone. Any nigger who Tilly's bigger than this girl. You don't want, no problem with that name. Any nigga who got bigger tinnies than this girl, that nigger can fight, guarantee. He'd be talking shit too. I got my own titties, bitch. I don't need you, your shirt on. Get his ass. What the fuck I need with four tithes.

Nika, get freaking in the motherfucker at the house, badly, look. Yeah, so stupid. You do me, I do you. What else? What else? Hey, big man. He hitting it from the back. His titty is wiggling. You got to hold your tits when you fuck from the back.

Like, hold up, baby, my titty. Nigger got to give yourself a hug and fuck from the back. Hold up, my titty shake. So you're telling me this name got to wear a sports bra, the fuck his girl. Stop playing. Yes, he do. A taintop.

You're so stupid. Daddy, your titty short. Now, I really want to know. Somebody tell me one of the main reasons they call the nasty nanny, the nasty white man. I know you know. Oh, you're from Toronto. You're from Toronto.

I'm from Toronto. Yeah, there's no idea. You're mad as a motherfucker right now, ain't you? Kauai left the shit out y'all. That's what y'all get. Yeah, he had to get the fuck out of Toronto. He couldn't find out of parade his hell. That n' got the stupid laugh in the world.

Ah! Dad, that nigga, Kauai laughed like you. Remember when you, you get your ass who up and you're trying to act like you okay when you come back outside? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It hurt. What's he hit you at? On your side.

Ooh. Ah. Ah. You're a real G. You went back outside after getting the ass woken? No, I ain't had no choice. You know who my mom is, make it. Shit.

I went to bed. I want to get that good ass ass whoopping now. You know that ass whoop in that where you go in your room and plan you're about to run away Then your blackness kicking where the fuck you gonna go see I had I'm gonna go to sleep and figure this shit out if I still want to leave when I wake up I had y'all beat y'all get y'all ass for my mama tell me she gonna walk my ass and forget I'm in the bed with two pair jeans on come oh bitch Ready any moment now. When you used to fuck me about the ass whoop it is where your mama beat the shit out,

you've been come in the room and want to be your friend afterwards. Now look, baby. Now, I didn't want to have to do that. That hurt me just as much as it hurt you. No, the fuck, it didn't. You ain't got no wilts on your thigh, ma'am. As fuck as you talk them out. You didn't beat me with a nigga you used to go with belt.

He don't even know he left that motherfucker over here. This nigga somewhere pants falling down. You ain't here whooping me with a nigga. you used to fuck belt on, dick, it's the fuck. I never got that talk after the ass whoopin. You know if you do that shit again, I'm gonna tell your ass something. See, my mom were old, so she did hurt herself,

trying to hurt me. You know what, I'm gonna call your dad. That is fucked up. Shout out to the late-ass people. My nigga, you got a fanny pack on your shoulder. You know that? You straight, you good? Fuck you got in there.

What do y'all keep in them fanny packs, y'all? I'm talking about that shit on his neck, like, nigger. You let us know, nigga, it's something in there that you'll die about, right? This shit on his neck. He probably ain't got shit in there with some shit you're supposed to keep in the wallet. Nah, just my social security card, my birth certificate.

I ain't got my loss, my license, so I got to keep my birth certificate in my son. He got maybe pictures and some Pokemon cards. Stupid eyes. You said you won't pick it, too. I got about three of those. You got a pair of socks and a phone charge in that bitch. I don't understand how y'all niggins be walking around with the fanny packs on.

I'm talking about full fanny packs. Now you got niggins buying Chanel purses and all types of shit. First of all, what kind of nigger got a fanny? Can you know back in the day, you remember back in the day they used to wear them at the carnivals and shit? Yeah, back in the day it was called a pouch. Pouch, nigga. It wasn't a damn fainty pack. It ain't a nigger in this motherfucking room ever on. You know what? It was called the satchel.

When real niggas was wearing the niggins got a satchel on. But now, niggins are just wearing the fucking, ugh. Excuse me. What the fuck is in him? What happened? You're eating a boot ass. Bro, we got a special guest in the house tonight. Who?

Who? Y'all might not know it because she a hood celebrity. I love him. What's he at? She's from everybody's favorite show. Shit a catfish. You bullshit. Remember the episode where all girls like,

you shouldn't call me a fat ass Kelly Price. She up there somewhere. Where you at? Where you at, bitch? They should have set you down bottom. She up there. Where you at, bitch? Go get it, Chico.

Go get catfish, Chico. What's up, niggins? Leave me your wallet. She goes. Let me make some walking music. Yeah, what's up? Leave me your wallet and your jury. What's up?

What's up, G? Don't go by yourself. You in nasty gnats. Take me upstairs. Take me upstairs. Take me upstairs. Everybody on the bottom. Take me upstairs.

Much love to all the ladies who puts it wet a little bit right now because you've been laughing. I'm talking about you got that wet. You can't even control it. Laugh too hard. Pussy get wet. Who the head? You know it is. Come on, Auntie.

I, ooh, I. Stella got a good bad. They got them long pussy lips. You got to open up their pussy like a wallet. Come on Andrew. Yeah. She got a bill for between her legs. We're at.

She got a timer. Where ya? She didn't say 30 seconds. Where ya? Come to me. Where ya? This motherfucker got a timer on Andrew. With a fat.

Fat-Hus Kelly Price. With a fat-haired Kelly Price. What's she at? Get a, Chico. We're at. I can slay. Your hand up high. Let me see where you're at.

Don't be ashamed. Did you find it yet? No, yeah. We can't see it. She don't want to stand up and acknowledge herself. Where she at? What she at? Bitch, you want to pay this, bitch.

Show yourself, bitch. Show yourself. So yourself. What's she at? Where she at? Somebody part out of $400. Pulled out. What's up, baby?

What's up? Put her ass out. Four hundred. They'll be pointing in every big chick up there. Here you go right here, bro. Where you at? Point out of a ass up for a hundred. Shit didn't get serious.

White lady put no chapstick. Where she ate? Shit, man, color, you all right, star and shit. Where ya? Come on, now we want to give you some love. Where you at? Where you at, bitch? I give you $100.

Show yourself. Stand your big ass up. Where are you at? You know catfish playing with new folks. Where are you? Now play with folks in real life. Where are you at? Y'all ain't make me run all the way up this bitch for nothing,

Dick. Where are you at? Hold on. Let's find her. She's scared. Where ya? What she is here? Anybody you see her?

I'm gonna give you $100. Put that ass out. We ain't. This big, what? She won't acknowledge herself, fellas. She scared. She scared. She scared.

She's scared now. She is a professional. She is cat. Right now. She comes in a discount section. Come back. Fuck it. Where my nigg is?

She won't acknowledge herself. We got some unique people. Because she can. That's not you. Well, look at you though. Look at you. Excuse me. Big girl. Look like you got a thousand red count sheep coming that pussy, y'all.

Look at you. Wow. Good t-shirt material. What's up white man? How you doing? How you doing? You're good? You hit by yourself?

Big burl. Your dude is downstairs? The fuck? All right. Who the fuck is that on place? everybody you white it don't matter you hang up on your sister ya y'all get gay on accident a bro you're looking good today want to suck my cock sure let me see sure I'll suck your cock bro we're not gay me say hey well yeah she won't

acknowledge herself I don't ran all the way up the god damn old section what's up with y'all I can see what I got to walk back down that shit oh she got kids in that she can't have enjoyed but since I'm up here up top she had the baby in the bed let's show the baby in the bed let's show the motherfuckers down the bottom up top is way better

don't do that don't don't you do that hold up please hold on hold on so bottom I know y'all ain't gonna let the up top motherfuckers out do y'all now who rocking the hardest if the bottom bro rocking the hardest Stupid-ass-a-n-nig-a-n-n-fell.

That's a-n-n-a-move. Now, ADC. The bottom can't fuck with up top. The bottom can't fuck with up top. The bottom can't fuck with up top. The bottom can't fuck with up top. Yep. Because y'all lives broke.

Because y'all lives broke. Because y'all live broke. Because y'all live proud. We just know how to save our money. Better than y'all. We just know how to save our money. Better than y'all. Y'all can't really see us.

Y'all can't really see us. Y'all can't really see us. Y'all can't really see us. Bullshit. We can see everything. Bullshit. We can see everything. Bullshit.

We can see everything. Bullshit. We can see everything. Show care from the pocketlight. Show care from the pocketlight. So care for the pocketlock So can't find the pocketlock Y'all can't turn up like up top

Up top everybody stand up Up top, everybody stand up top Better sit down for that shit break Better see it down for the shit break Fuck y'all, we know this bitch, y'all Up top niggas is real, we up top. Y'all stink, y'all musty. I'm fucking with the up top, up top,

Up top, fucking with the up top. Huh? Everybody up top. Oh, my time about DC. Mama got something to say. Huh? Hold, cut that down. Somebody mom up there speaking.

Say it again, Mama. Let them know about up top. These right here, these seats got a little bit more. These seats up here costs a little bit more. If y'all pay for them, y'all, you're stupid than a motherfucker. I just want you to know that.

That's what I paid for. This shit right here. Look at this shit right here. Look at this shit right here. This shit, look at this shit. This is something. Ah! Hey!

Hey! Ah! You go. That lady got the voice like she's about to invite you to church after this. And y'all make sure y'all come down to New Hope Baptist Church. That's right. Because up top is the shit. I can't go upstairs.

I got asthma, my man. Up top is the shit. We up top. Everybody got the discount. What's up, baby girl? Porrique. And mamacita. They don't take it free, man.

Those tickets up there free in hell. Mamasita. Them tickets ain't free. Y'all pay their money. Hold up. I look. I look them up on line. Yeah, Paul.

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that's fucked up chico we can't see you guys dance pitch you take your phone out you in this you in the closet chico hold up don't worry about it start up here everybody up there and we gonna come down to take the most get god damn this shit falls a motherfucker I'm gonna beat up there we go everybody up I'm about I'm about Got their phones out. You ready? Everybody up top, take their phones out. What the fuck?

Everybody up top, take their phones out. You big in hell with braces. Real niggas up top. No y'all die. Real niggas up top. Y'all ladies. Real niggas up top. Everybody say real niggas up top.

I can't see you then. Real niggas up top. Real niggins up top. No y'all leg. She go. Yeah. You don't bring your stupid ass on, man. I really don't know how to get back down from my pen.

That's why you foolish. That nigga up there that got lost. He's been like real niggas up top. Real niggins, I'm looking for an exit. Real niggins up top. I don't know where the exit is up this bitch. I'm trapped. That niggins got lost with those stupid ass.

Bring your ass on. What's up, brother? How you doing? You're lost. Time out. Time out. I'm lost as fuck. But this nussers.

Can y'all help him? Y'all just up there looking ushers. Point that nigga somewhere. Hold up. Hey, Carlos, D.C., I got a nigga up here to say he want to spit something for us real quick. No. Absolutely not. Yes.

Fuck that. We up top. I'm gonna let my nigga get his balls on. Hold up. We can't see him, chico. Band, stop playing. What's your name? Bro, please, go.

Got Dvote down here, fucking their neck up. Cause, K-O-S, acronym, not of yourself. No. Acapella. You gotta come to the stage. Y'all go hard. No. Alumin.

God got me. The ungodly does not got me. This nigga don't let a nigger in a wheelchair rap. I can't. God got me. I'm gonna kill you. Anything like to go. Fuck you, D.C.

That thing was about to go off. Man, go green in this bit. Alright, what's all right? How the fuck do I get? What's up, big dog? First of all, the niggas started to rap off with another big rap. Look at you with the gap in your mouth. How are you gonna start rapping first down a cappello another niggins shit first shit you say

I ain't a lot that'll be that'll be fine go get the fuck for a month thing I think I don't know what a do it a nigga in a weird tell about a mistake I hold up excuse me uh white people hey how are you guys doing over here in the corner I was wondering how I get back down to the bottom section they don't know hold this door let me either one I'm gonna go out the one you open because I've never had a white person open the door for me All right. You the white folks, Chico. They're your sleeves. Cincinnati is so cold.

So does that niggins say a gun. They were like, boo! My boy, let a niggins go boo God. My boy let a nigger rap. That's crazy. I'm back. I made it back. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me, skew me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, scum, I'm gonna get brooding, I'm gonna get brooding, I'm gonna get frown, hey, uh, look at the big-a-can, what's talk, boy, ha, ha, ha. Much love to Cincinnati. He's a mechanic. Who else in here tonight? We got Cleveland in here tonight.

Hey, hey. Akron in here tonight. Who? Dayton in here. Anybody from Kentucky in this motherfucker? Columbus and Nishman? All right. Who's from Ohio? All right. And who's from the nasty nanny in this motherfucker? Oh.

Her teddy is coming now with the Pasty on the front. You gotta suck on that push like that. I'm gonna do the... Stuck on that push. Nick on that push. Oh, suck that pussy. What? Ligger that pussy,

Suck on that pussy, say, Suck on that pussy, say, Suck on that pussy, Sucon that, Sucon Nipu Nipus, Nige Nipu Nipo, Nipo, Nipo, Nipo, Nipo, we suckin' nipple,

we say that tini'nibble, Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. E.

Hey, hey, ah, oh, a click-de-click the sick and the licking and licking and I lick on the click and I lick on the click and I lick on the clitor and I suck on that bitch and I go in there, ooh, ooh, ooh, woo, woo, woo, ma'amma, uh. Um, clitoris, clitoris. Anna, Wanda, Wanda, Tanya, Wanda, Latania, Mamba. Amaya. Y'all, y'all, niggas, it's stupid. Hold up, bro. Let me some real mellow pimp shit. Yeah, man, we need some real sex.

I need some real sexism for a knack. Hey, hold on, wait, before you do it, before you do it. Who working the lights? Ooh. Who working the lights? Who working the lights? Who working the lights? Who working the lights?

Who is working the lights? I want you to dim this shit in about three. Oh, wait, wait, wait. This nigga, right, he's walking like he got the pistol on him. Yeah, don't fuck with that nigga. He got on pink pants. Then he didn't walk like this, got the pistol on him. Yeah, that thing got on some pink short pan.

He'll shoot the whole bitch up. Now, that nigga doo doo just ain't white good. I want to go miss this show, I'll tell you that. So ain't nobody working at lights. We won't have nobody on lights. Who on life? The white people are like, no, you didn't pay for that. We're gonna fright you fuckers all night.

I'll tell you one thing, they did not turn the AC on in this bitch today. It is hot. I feel sorry for the ladies that thought she was gonna be good with that no wash up before you left the house. If you stay on the phone with your sister any longer. Got me up here looking like tanking this bitch. Stop calling people. You bootlegging the show. I'm taking your goddamn phone. No, you ain't about to just sit there and call everybody who ain't here.

Fuck them. No, fuck them. No. She's like, I ain't been this young in a minute. Uh-uh. It's hot as fucking this bitch. No! I said out to whoever.

I said it at her face, she was like, ooh. Whoever figured out how to turn them lights down, we appreciate that. Why are the ladies that that don't have no nigger? Oh, the single ladies. It's too hot for to drink beer in this bitch. this bitch I thought you said why all the ladies who ain't got no bills I'm like huh shit it's some ladies in here who don't have no bill I need to fuck with you and living in a suitcase at their home girl house

ah that bitch got a bin yeah yeah oh yeah I got the tie on stage that bitch got a bin You see, I had to take her phone, brus. She was calling there and got them bad. Who? This is a little boot leg right here from Cleveland. She'll show.

Everybody got that show. They're just sitting there watching kids all in the bed. Call her back. Hell no. Call her ass back? No, she ain't have no sheets on the mattress, so I know that's all right. Oh, God. That is who I want to be involved with.

That's who I want to be involved with. Ah! That's good thing. She's gonna' sleepin' though. She's a good face. Right, Mortal Kombat fan in this bitch. Kizanka!

Girl, there isn't that fan from Miss Seeley. That coo's a strike right there. That's that town, Geroni. You're mad of Zermini. Well, you know how to hit. That big n' sweat he didn't even doing that. Just bling. God damn, my name, that right?

You gotta get out there. Get in water. Put that bill out. Hey, hell no. I'm keeping your phone because you bootlegger. Can't seal my shit. Keep your phone because you're boo legged. Uh-uh.

Can't sell my shit. I can't shine a leg out of your phone. I might look through the dude. Because I know you got some bitches of your pussy and a few of your booze. Oh. Ass on the sink. Twirking like five

It's what you say? Tupperwell drinking margaria Tough out It's hot Take big back When you went to Miami You're your sister Nicky Your home girl Cam

And your girl tank I know your type You be still in free shit What's the fuck you do? Because I caught you Still a free shit What's your damn She's still in that show

Still in our second type of people. Right, everybody in the toilet. Stilling from the people. The white dude next to you him was really uncomfortable. He was like, I don't know what she's doing, bro, but I know she's up to something. Still in the show.

So I took the phone. If they want to see this shit, tell them bring their black ass on. Buy a ticket up top. But they cost a little more. Yeah. Save a little money. You sit your ass on the floor.

It's hot. It's all of the ladies in here. Take your waist trainer off. Let your stomach hang over your hands. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

She got a little bit of stomach because she got a lot of kids. That just gives me another place where I can shoot my kids. Yeah. You got a booper and a fanny pack. Hey, you got a foolba and a fanny pack. Shit, you wear a foof and a fanny pack.

Two times right there with a coogey. Ooh, boom, pooh. It's hot as fucking this theater tonight, y'all. Yeah. It's hot as fucking this theater tonight, y'all. How hot in it? They wouldn't turn the AC on for these niggas. Nope.

I promise if they don't turn it on, it's gonna kill us. We gonna die! All the fat niggas in here. They titties is sweating come on all the ladies didn't watch they pussy good your coochie is threatened Oh, your pussy smelled like outside in the summertime come on It's a hot girl summer, but your pussy smell like wine Wait a minute, stop let it breathe We gotta let that bitch breathe for a second

It's stank, it's stank, it's stank It's stank, it's stank, it's stank Come on y'all. It's stank, it's stank. It's stank. Come on, y'all. When it's felt like. Outside.

Oh, yeah. Like you need a ride. Oh, yeah. And you're better about to die. Yeah. Nobody on top. Yeah. It's like.

It's stank, stank. It's stank. It's stank. It's stank. It's stank. Come on, y'all. Oh, bitch. You better get the fuck out my bag.

I ain't gonna eat it. Oh, bitch, you better get it far out of my face. It's tank-snake. It's tank-stake. See, that's why I can't take y'all nowhere. Well, I always want to take shit too far. That pussy smell like the hood in Cincinnati. The pussy smell like you've been fucking granddaddy.

You're too far. You're taking it too far. The hood in Cincinnati. Cincinnati, that's what this is my life. No. You've been fucking granddaddy. Ooh, oh, oh. With some saxophone on that sax beat.

Y'all think it's disgusting. I don't know who y'all been fucking with. Much love to all the ladies who It just smell like pussy. It just smell like pussy. And smell like a little walk-walk. Not no god-down. Just put.

Smell like you've been walking in the grocery store all day. Much love to all the niggins out here paying these rents and shit. Real dad is picking up your kids. Canceling appointments with your side bitch. Being a real daddy out here in these streets. in these streets. Being a real nigger. There you go.

Shout out to my nigger who got the gold grill. Apparently. He went on his dad and his shit. Congratulations. What you're having? What's your house? Hello, boy. You lucky, motherfucker!

Come on, boy. Congratulations. Boy, you lucky, boy, you lucky, boy, you're lucky. You're lucky you're having a boy. Why all my niggas with daughters at in the building? You'll start with my own hair too. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Congratulations. Congratulations, boy. Look at that shit. Y'all see that black man in here claiming his kids. When the fuck the land time you've seen that? Don't even need no tent. Come on.

Shit, that meat. That meat. Can't wait to claim that motherfucker. What if you go get the son-of-ground and the baby looking at the camera with a gold grill? That my dad, I know. Yeah, no, well, I'm this bitch. Still cooking.

My feet ain't ready yet. I'm gonna. My feet ain't all way done. I got the feet, but the toe part ain't on that beer. I'm coming. When y'all's going to have a baby? August 16. Yeah, see, the feet.

Yeah, you're about to have a Leo. That's the land part, defeat that. You was aggressive. Y'all about to have a Leo baby. We need you to calm down so she can have that baby. He's like, August 15. This nigger got doctor's appointments and remember and everything. Congratulations, bro.

She's going to need your help when you deliver that baby. Don't be pulling her ass off that bed. Why? So crazy. Come on. It's so hot. I bet that baby in the womb like, Mama, shit. You may fuck.

the business already. Auntie got her nipples pissed. Auntie got her nipples pills. Auntie got her nipples pills. They weren't even doing that shit back in when you were doing it. You is a rebel. She got them nipples be telling people crazy shit. It hit with my migraines.

Who is this nigga sitting by all these minority women? Got two white women and a Native American. What the fuck? What the fuck did you find? What did you find a real Native American? Oh! This nigga worked for the assistance program. I understand.

Say what? That's your girl. Who the fuck is that lady rubbing on your chest? Social worker. They with you too? Uh, social worker. They are in here. So you're liking people.

That's the white lady that found him some parents right there. She believed that. You got three white women in with you. That nigger the police. That nigger the police. That nigger the police. Nick of the police The nigga the police

Nigger the police He gonna lock your ass up I gotta sit down This hot in a bitch up What? I am scorching, nigga That nigga the police Kazoo, give me the beats

Yo What's that? Fitting it like a cop Oh, thank you ma'am All right What do you get this water from? Where do you get this water from? It's your water.

Everybody giving us water. She's weirder nigger and brought you some water. I'm weird and nasty nanny. I don't know what she did to this water. I'm fuck around and drink this water. Now I'm at this bitch house taking the trash out, playing with her son and shit like that. I don't even know why I can't leave Cincinnati.

Mario Lopez. Why you let her do that? That's your husband? That's your husband? And you let her come bring another nigger some water? He gonna beat your ass. He gonna beat your ass in the car the way home. That thing ain't bullshin' boy, Mario.

You fucking whir, how could you give that big head fucking guy some water in front of me? Let them dehydrate. Chicoes, you're drunk, bro. No, I'm not drinking it. Matter of it, brother. Get back, bro. They're married, bro. You don't go to hell, bro.

They married, bro. That's your water. Don't do that, bro. I'm not drinking no water from no man's wife. Yeah, nah, no, no man woman, bro. Go go to hell, bro. Because you know how petty niggas are. It's cool now.

now eight months from now that they gonna show up at the house drunk since you giving niggas water and shit bitch don't never goddamn motherfucking disrespect me man listen listen wait wait listen man listen that were eight months ago that were eight months ago no man we cooling and shit you know laughing and whatnot put a happy ass up get a nigga my motherfucking water man your water

your water charlie your water man the bitch inconsiderate bro gonna disrespect me in front of the whole east side my nigga my fault never was in no and she gave on the water

shot shit she'd get a nigga water cut a knick talking about he thirsty bitch you thirsty man they're motherfuck out here again nigga front hug and shit I start the point how long ago was this bro

eight months ago eight months ago your wife is gonna say shit no car you know I ain't want to fuck the little vire boy you know what I mean what's what's what's your problem with with with women that's married given other niggins Man, you don't give a nigga or nothing, man, let that nigger die. Fuck that nigger, bro. You better than that, child. Let that shit go, Charlie. Man, fuck that, bro. I ain't let shit go. What's that you drinking on, Charlie?

Hey, hey, man. She gave you the nigga in water. Was it cold or was it hot, Charlie? Oh, cold. They were hot, and I was thirsty too. She ain't, look at me. How much is the water cost? Don't matter. It was mine. I bought it. Ten dollars?

Ten dollars. The water was ten dollars. That water and ten dollars? I would have been mad too, Charlie? Exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Look at his. Look at him.

These nigger drinking just to stay alive. I'm gonna be right back, man. Can I get eight more bottles of water, please? This nigga got his shit braided in the bed like you can ready start doing spoken word in this motherfucker, black woman, black woman, my queen. The drawers you wear are so clean, yet they aren't mine. I want a piece, yet I can't have it. I am a father, you are a daughter, I am a real man, you better not give a nigga my water.

Because I will drink from your fountain of youth and fountain of love. Two braids in my hair because I am above anything that isn't below love Big beard. You can see it on my face Eat the pussy so long that my beard is to my waist. I am love Keep walking I keep walking, nigger keep fucking walking walk out of the nigger walk out of the nigger walk All right, walk back. I got that is hell on.

Welcome to the 85 South Show Spoken Word. My name is Chico Fontaine. This is Carlos Double X. And this is D.C. He knows why. Tonight, we want to present to you just a few pieces. Just a few pieces from our collection. Out of all names, I got D.C., you know. You know why, motherfucker?

Because you know why. I'll tell you why your name is DC, you know why. Because you know why you are so fly. You are so fly, you are that guy. You are the one that they cannot deny. You have on, oh, I almost fell, excuse me. If I would have failed, the crowd would behoove me. You are the man, the things that you always knew.

that's why you are the star of I got the hookup to yeah Carlos that was that was beautiful talk to him give him something Carlos that was beautiful talk your shit los when I first hit Cincinnati I was sad my heart was full of woes until I fell in love with a girl who had blue and orange hair Like a bag of Cheetos Fannie Pack over the fooper to keep the pussy hot Even got a strap in that bitch two of her nigger shot Ghetto Queen tattoo on her titty of her kid's name

Same thing Waste training is in there she put it in when she had the car in park Take that bitch off stomach fallout bunch of stretch marks I'm still with it And I don't give a fuck if you got a scoopie up your titty just hold it and let me lick it oh shit you think I'm a turn down some pussy because your stomach big shit grown-ass man understand you got a few kids but that boot is still big and that's just what it is real-ass nigger give

a fuck about a bitch feelings two texts back and my dick is all she gonna be feeling I didn't even want to make this nasty But we're in a room full of room, folks. Shout out to all the black men, don't give up, we got a lot of hope. To all the niggas who home for their first summer, who been locked up in the correctional facilities that did get corrected. Just be happy you're still alive and ain't infected in your brain is protected by the black skin that you in.

Oh! Every time you turn on the news, the police is getting a nigger the blues. Shoot him up off his shoes and then blame him the crew. and then blame him the criminal and say that this is news. What's new? Could be you, could be you. When you're turning them shit's like, who? That's what they're up to.

That's what the fuck they're going to do. Then nasty niggins out here is licking on the ice cream too. But I know what's going on. I don't want to go crazy. Do it. You already know what's happening. And you know, I'm about it. Chalos I like her too and now lick you up and down I don't care how long you've been

walking cause I don't mind no booed and sweat what yeah I'm a nasty niggas I'm a young nigga from the trap and you're a swole nigger and I don't know how you got your ass in that damn baby ya talk your shit now let me go on and go down because you know I like to start girl I like you And I like your sluber. Yeah. And ooh, you already know it. You can call me mister.

But don't she look like the mama off her sister, sister. You're the fucking... Ah, teat. Ah, beep, beep. And look at you. You better stop playing with me. Stop playing with me, because I don't mind no shame. You look like you so thick and balls together.

I can tell about a way your brains. And you right here. Ooh, you so natural. Oh, she smelled like mashed potatoes. Get your ass off of that lady. Chicken gravy. Chicken gravy. Yes, yes, yes.

This is the 85 South Show Actup Summer. Chicken gravy. Acting all the way up. Acting all the way up. Hold up, Carlos, I got another piece. Uh-oh. Talk your shit. Talk your shit, because I'm D.C.

They already know why. No. 85 South Show and the nasty Maddie we're about to get it on. But this piece is dedicated to the girl in the front with the pasties on. Come on. Why did you come here to the Taff Field? into the Taff Theater and let those tities out.

As I'm looking at the left and the right one, my dick is like, ooh, I want to shout. But I don't know if you've got a man, but if you do, I don't care. Because if you give me some pussy, I will do your hair. Not myself, but I'll pay the man who doesn't. You said you got it done before you came here,

but I don't think it was, it wasn't. But it still looks good, but it doesn't matter because your titties are out and they make me want to splatter. See, I am talking about the tities because I come off the mind quick. Come on. I wonder if you can suck on dick like the white chicks. Because I know when she does it, she has no despair. She says, whi-b-b-b-bh-y-ha-h-h-h-h-h-h. And get snat and slob all in her hair.

That's why the fat boy isn't moved the whole show. Talk to him. He had cities too, but his continue to grow. Wow. And grow. Wow. And grow. See, if he had pasties on, they would have to see.

Because his nipples are so big he would have to use an OCD to cover up his tities. But let me have a suck. Can I have a touch if I come down? Can I put two fingers on the pasty once? Oh, yes. That's why I love the nasty Maddie. You gotta get your sand.

No, not you, Auntie. I know you got some tities too and they are loud. But when you take all that shirt, your tities are gonna fall to the ground. Touch one nipple, then touch two. How are you? Can I touch your nipples too? Oh wow.

One, two. I want to get some. We'll come and get you some. Can I touch two? Feeling on the tini. Feeling on the city Feeling awesome city Do it, Godlo

Hey Feeling awesome city Go back and kill them, D.C. Feeling awesome city D.C., why did you put your face in those tithies that way? Carlos, he put his face in Auntie's Titties. Now his beer smells like been gay. It's okay.

Auntie Titties feel. Auntie Titties feel. Ooh. I'm in Titty Heaven. Titty heaven If you want your tiny text Put your hands up If you want your tony touch

Put your hands up Hey You like me I am about to come down And touch all the friendly tities in the crowd I said I am about to come down And touch all the friendly titty with the crowd

I said Auntie Titty. Uh-uh. I said, Get To Titty. They want us to touch these tities. They want us to touch these titty. Yes, they do. They have to say that. They want us to touch these tits.

You want me to touch your titty, but I'm not going to do no hard. Instead of touching your tities, I'm going to touch the fat on the bottom of your heart. You got that tities too. You're going to hell. Make love to all the tis. Hey, that little shit heavy.

That shit. You hear the bitch with that bumfunk. Dead weight. Titty one. Titty two. Titty one. Titty two. One.

Titty two. Five. Five, six, seven, eight with the night, two, that's good. One, two, three, four, five, titty. One, two, three, four, five, titty. Six, seven, eight, with the nine titty. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Hold on one second.

I'm better, I never do one sing before y'all. You like his voice. Talk your shit, Chico, you don't know what you're doing over there. Uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, uh, the 80s out show, yes, we can. Chico playing drums like an African, in Cincinnati trying to be your man. Don't get me no pussy, let me hold your hand, and take you to the mall and look at you. and look at stuff, then get a little bag and pick up stuff. Go to the food court and get a lemonade and be like,

we can get it next week when I get paid. I'm gonna take it old school and might right you or better. If you get cold, you can wear my sweater. Your other nigga good, but shit, I'm better. He said he wants to fight, I said, nigga, whatever. Pull up right in front of your mama's house. In an old school shibbing, no I'm talking about. It's a nigga named Lose.

Oh, so cold. Give a fuck, Auntie, that pussy don't get old. I put the dick on you if you want to get some. The girl who gave him that water don't get none, cause she got a husband and he already banned. Plus they got kids, he's a damn good dad. To the white lady and the white dude up front, don't be stingy with it, roll up that blunt,

because we know you came in here with them drugs. Don't do them by yourself shit, Jam went up. We get big fish, and we did that bitch. And we in Ohio Up in this bitch Getting higher and higher Me last night and I might not leave

Shout out to the bitches Who win the good weed One more time for the folks you don't know It's the 85, 85, 85 South show Hold up, I said the 85, 85, 85, 85 I got Chico on drums D.C. over there. He don't really give a fucking shit

I don't care. We'd be selling our show like everywhere somebody stand up and shake a dairy app that's a booty but hey maybe some boops even shout out to my folks and all the killer black dudes and the dude right there with the bag of weed she's no til a nigga cause that's what I need hey one more time watch a nigga get up this a weed right now shit I'm picking it all you know I'm about gonna cook that shit hey that's a no everybody gonna cut that shit Bring this shit back cause a nigger ain't through Cigo, no, hey, they want to hear from you.

Pick up your bike and spit a dirty-ass man. DC, you last, you got closed it this time. Hey, yo, I'm Tico, you know what it is, we in the Natty. I'm lookin for a freaking girl to call a nigger daddy. Yeah, I touched tennies all around the crowd. Everybody know, up top, get real loud. I say we in Cincinnati. So daddy on the block, you're already know that I'm coming off the top is being DC and Carlos M in the daddy.

I'm looking for a girl licking. Oh, oh, D.C. D.C. getting on the drums, too? Man, fucking, get on the drums, bro. D.C. on drums. Fuck it. We miss a whole shit, D.C. young fly. Turn that bitch up and make the shit sound fast.

Come at y'all. One more kind of for the state of Ohio. Somebody let's get high right now, though. Yesterday she ain't supposed to be in town. Me and your girl was riding down down. Came out back with a sun trip home. And she sent the tennis right to my phone. I said to Tennessee phone, boy, that wasn't an old bummer.

Shout out to all the girls on the hot girls' summer. But you know, we ain't playing with no toy. Because all the thinkers up here is real hot boys. Again, we keep on going hollow. You already know when I rap I'll be doing the most. And I'm fucking with a top because that's my sex shit. Them titties hear me an erection. Stop it right there because it's about to get freaky.

We need to have a show here pie weekly. Every two weeks, shit when y'all get paid, you can see my ass standing on this stage. Say, on this stage, and we're about to rap really. I heard since that it got some real good chili. Well, I don't eat it, but I do eat coo. So if you give it some of it won't come to go. Hold on, hold on. DC, this your solo.

Come on, come on, come on. I said, keep it going, DC, play that shit. Keep it going, DC, play that shit. I said, keep you going DC, play that shit. D.C. Young Fly, he's a hell of a god. DC Young Fly is a hell of a god. DC Young Fly is a hell of a guy. I said, D.C. Young Fly is a hell of a god.

See him in the movie theater and you know just why. Because he acts good and he tells him jokes. He's on the Trump right now and he's doing it loat. You can get DC on the movie screen. screen got a new clothing line called fuck you mean and you already know that it's about to go down matter fact the nigger on the bus right here down i say why is bc the man i've got the answer young nigger from the west side of atlanta fitness everybody in the cincinnati dc on the drums and he doing it grand a year yeah that's enough for now

cause this just an 85 south hold on that's enough for now Because that's how we get down that 85 sound. Yeah, let that bitch ride. Let that, let that. I said, J-O-N, say hey J-O-N, say hey J-O-N, I said, J-O-N, I said, J-O-N, say hey J-O-N,

and I play the music again. Saxophone, man, we ain't forgot about you. Saxophone, man, won't you show me what you do? Saxophone, man, we ain't forgot about you. Saxophone, man, show him what you do. Yeah, okay. Okay Yeah, papyr's chicken might want to use this

You see what I'm saying? Yeah, you pull a lifetime experience You ain't gonna get this shit nowhere But at the 85 South show And we're in the nasty nattie And y'all turn the fuck up in this bitch tonight Y'all turn the fuck up, man, y'all doing it right Man, y'all turn the fuck up in this bitch tonight

Cincinnati in the house and we're doing it right Yeah, it's still hot this show, bro. It's a podcast for niggas who only pay the pans through a amount. Oh, don't. Hold on. Oh, though. You see you. Biggie, no.

I don't know how to play shit. I play football. Okay. Make that shit funny so the white lady. White lady, act like you know it. I see you miss lady, but I'm not coming. I'm not coming. I'm not coming. coming over there because lady I don't know you and your ass is trying to print you ain't no telling what you might do this one no it's a setup but really I don't want to get up

walk down the stairs just to walk back up here oh shit Hold up, I'll lose the guitar right quick. That's some twerk music right there. Oh, you everybody stop. Hey, y'all show some love to the band. And everybody's in the band. Fuck y'all niggas up. The next episode, I'm gonna come out playing the goddamn French horn or some shit.

Come out on the goddamn tub on y'all ass. Hey, did you know? I didn't know this till yesterday. No, I still got her phone. I didn't know this till yesterday. I didn't know that Ron, the Isley brothers is from Cincinnati. Real? Mr. Biggs? Where's the fuck is going on?

She's in my help. That's the coldest thing. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. That niggas the great. How do you keep his head so slick like that? That's a lot of years of snake, like, that's a lot of years in the morning, like, Baby, where the hell my call? I need it before I leave home.

Cold job up to church and cheese. They got some hits, man. I'll always come back to you. I'll always. Come back to you. You're my lady. I got caught with Arc Kennedy. That's when I got caught with him.

Oh, how could I know. Oh, I do know that song, yeah. They played their funeral. I wouldn't make it. Please play that at my funeral. Play that brown eyes at my funeral. Oh. Oh.

You don't know that you know in between the sheets, In between the sheets, D.C., in between the sheets. I know it when I hear, like, I just can't pick up with it, be like, hey, yeah. Like, no, that ain't me. Yeah. When you sang it, I'd be like, yeah, I heard it before. I heard that. Oh, yeah, that's it, yeah.

Yeah, that's it, yeah. Yeah, I heard that too. Yeah, I heard that too. That's that Friday. Brian! Yeah, yeah, I know that shit. Yeah, I know that shit. I know you done, daughter, wait.

You're about nine years old in this shit, he came out. You never want to see them on Tinties for all. And then we are on the scene. It's the 85 South Show Carlos Melodice. And she's open. Talk your shit. I've been getting coochie, baby. What do you say?

What do you say? Oh my Lord. Stop everything. Wait a minute. The most amazing Titties in Ohio. I just stood up right there. The undisputed Big Titty Champion of Ohio. Cincinnati, Ohio.

You almost broke your back. We're a triple F bra. Bitch I'm gonna broke up back with them Titty. You know what? Titty. shaking from left to right Jesus those tities are jitrified ma'am you are legend what side those tities is ma'am you're stood up like you're in church hey extra large I just want to tell my teeth too you're a church singer oh you a church singer

oh you're a church finger she got them tities look like the medea suit niggas she like She got her suspenders too. She do got all suspenders. You don't need them. What size of these tithes? Triple D, triple d, tithes. Triple D. She got fans.

They were like, woo, go tithes. Like I said, when she take their bra, them tithes, go. Nice tities, ma'am. You ain't your tits. Right here. There you go, ma'am. Your titties are not big enough.

Sorry. Leave that later alone. Yes, they are, ma'am. What you say? You just want to sit on a couch. DC, DC, you ain't see Omar from the wire right there, nigga, God, damn. What's up, Omar from the wire in the building, nigga, God, damn. You remember the nigga I was locked up?

That's Omar from the wire. What your trench coat at, nigga? You got the shotgun on you in this motherfucker, Omar? You're taking much sister to the plug, Nick. Come on, Auntie, sit on now. Get on your bus drive. Come on, what are you? What's up?

Am I? What I mean? Alright? All right. I'm about to say, what the fuck is this? Boy, don't drink that shit. Look at this apple juice. Stupid eye, that's this. This nigga here, fake drunk.

Yeah, but don't have a great ass hot. Ah! Turn up! That why they let his ass in here, stupid-a-n-nick. Go ahead, go here. Go ahead. Don't even want to buy shit.

Go ahead, go ahead. What's been going on up in Ohio, me? Shit, shit. Shit. It's the best thing smoking, ain't it? That was up. Ain't shit been going on? Y'all been appreciate the fuck at us.

This shit feel like the South. I love this shit. I love being able to show. This nigga said a whole lot of killing. I believe you. I believe you. Ain't Bowie from up here? Little bow wow.

They just don't know where you move so fast. He's from Ohio, ain't? Who? I ain't damn. The nigga from Ohio, God. Damn. Adrian Brona from Cincinnati. Like, fuck that little-ass-a-n-d-n-di.

Adrian Brunner from Cincinnati. They're like, fuck on to do. The niggins that made do the South-South, do the South, South, do the South South, the Mother fucking, Look, Auntie, look how Auntie was waiting on. Do the South, Auntie.

Do the South, South, South. She looked like you drowning. That's what that shit. She's been doing that shit their birthday parties for years. You don't always tell a grown-in-woman only grown when he got it from Only grown-in-women where they look thin-ass belt with the three holes in it Yeah, that's the belt from the 80s that Tina Marie belt Yeah, that Tina Marie belt on

Man listen this is this is a this is a request for Cincinnati niggas man Stop shooting the shit out each other, man. For real, for real. We got enough shit to worry about. Real tough. Stop killing each other. I know it's difficult because some niggas, you know, act like they ain't got no sense,

and you'd be like, man, I can't kid this nigger. But listen, for real. I hope this niggas lay up too hard right there. What the fuck y'all got going on? No, but for real, listen, you ever thought about, you ever thought about what it would look like if we just was to embrace each other,

just for a week. Just, if you could, if we could just stop knocking each other, all for a week. Like, give a nigga a hold, bro. That shit. I know it feels fun to be like, hey, nigga, what the fuck, nigga?

Something different. We got to stop being proud of the dumb shit. Like, I remember being a young nigga in D.C. being proud of the fact we was the murder capital. That's some stupid-ass shit to be proud of. Yeah, oh yeah, nigga. We'd be killing the shit out of each up in my city. I killed nine niggas myself.

I added nine to the list myself. That shit, retarded, man. It's stupid. Like, this Cincinnati is a beautiful. Y'all got some of the realest nigg. If you were to take some of that energy and we focused that on being soldiers for us, we would be a-a-a-a-a-a-a-old, my name. Right, right. Boy, that would be the scariest shit ever.

Boy, we could just show up in the city hall and just man-ship. Bunch of crazy-a-nigger-riddy to just tell some shit off. Man, fuck that shit. Y'all going to beat these motherfucking screeks got down. Got to. Teddy and beach, boy, a hundred niggas outside with shivis. They still running. The city got to come out.

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Man, leave that nigga alone. Donnell Jones. Ain't nobody talk about you in here dressed like an R&B singer. Shottie's got her eyes on me. Niggins, you don't get you got down. Donnell Jones. A little big-ass head like that.

Like that's trying to dress like Donnell Jones with when you love someone. You just don't treat them bad, oh how I feel so sad. My niggas don't ever do what to leave. You ain't hit with the catch me outside girl thinking you're the man. You're the boy to catch me outside, white girl there. Got bot baby in this motherfucker. You think you're the man because you're dressed like Donnell Jones.

She'd be saying the word, she go, I've seen him. I seen him. I seen him. They play a nigger music, she was in her like this. She said, but she whispered it like. She's singing that young dog. Nine years old, I saw a nigger. nigger gets shot damn I was like wow y'all leave me alone every time you say

somebody his shirt made loose and losing she's talking about him and she'll be around that they got on the eric benafee neck boy if he'll get your goddamn they got the digger like you just came from the essence festival nigger if you don't get the fuck out of here dressed like you can already go open up a hookah lounge in downtown Cincinnati I got this lame hat, I sorry, sir, I was not. I didn't mean to look at that white woman, sir, I'm sorry. I know I'm a little bit high, but this thing got on some glasses there. It's not the same size as his fucking ass.

Do you see this shit? Why the fuck did anybody look at a glass? They didn't get glasses, they right on his fucking ass, just like this. This thing went in the doctor's up. I just need to see a little bit. Can you give me something? I just want to see a little something. If you have anything that can help me further project my vision.

I don't want to see everything. I need to see a little bit at a time. With the lip bit. The glasses are exactly same size of his eyes. You know his eyes sensitive to the sun. Exactly. He needs them more blessed and they won't be sensitive. Your glasses is directly in your fucking eye.

Y'all had a good time of night, Cincinnati. I'm going to sit right here. First of all, Salute to y'all for sit through this heat when y'all watch this shit on YouTube y'all gonna be the real check this is the hottest show we've ever had and y'all set through this motherfucker the whole time ain't gonna lie this shit on a hundred and thirty degrees up top we let y'all sitin today we are heading by south show i am chico b on carlos miller And that's DC Y' Fly. Oh, D.C. Yon Fly!

Los, Ohio, we in this bitch. We love y'all. Oh, D.C., loose-knick, loose-lick, show on what it be. Loose-leg, loose-nick, show on what it be. Loose-leg, loose-knit, show what they be? Got now. Appreciate y'all. Cincinnati, we love you.

St. Louis, give it up for the 85,000 show. One more time. St. Louis, Cincinnati, nigger. Cincinnati, make some noise one more time for Chico B. Carlos Miller and D.C. Youngblood. He's trying to get in track. Ohio!

Crazy and fuck, man. Give it up for the 85 South Show one more time, nasty nattie. You guys have a good time? If you have meeting green tickets, you need to come down front. If you have DIP meeting green tickets, you need to come down front. That's their first edition Macbook, babe. Man, I got the first computer ever.

Man, no, man, but the show, man, we got a dope project, man. It's called Woke. It comes out September 9th on Hulu. The cast, obviously, you see we got Murph in there. We got Blake Anderson, man. MacGyvers, Seishir, Zameda. Dude, we got a hell of a cast. We got voiceover actors in there

from Sedg the entertainer, Eddie Griffin, J.B. Smooth, Sam Richardson, Tony Hale, you name it, Nicole Byer. Man, we got a dope cast, so the show essentially is just about a dude who, he don't really take sides politically. He kind of just wants to go to work, draw his comics, and go home. He don't want to be bothered by nobody, and he's just kind of running you know going through the motions until he gets he gets hemmed up by the police and that

kind of awakens his senses a little bit to the world around him a little bit to get activated and start speaking on these things but using his comic strips as a way to express that but the problem is he might be going too far you know what he's saying and what he's doing in the meantime we got all these inanimate objects talking to him like sedgeithy entertainer plays a trash can who's talking to him about gentrification in the neighborhood and all this stuff like that. Eddie Griffin plays a 40-ounce bottle who's like, drink us, nigger, drink us.

Like, you know, it's crazy. So I think the universe is absurd, but it's dope. It's a dope way to get that message out there that this problem that we all facing with race is a real thing. Yeah, man. I'm glad to see black people doing, like, creative stuff and different things, man.

We get to see it. And, you know, in this show, I mean, it's just a different type of show, period, from what I saw, like, the animation. Like, it's all my stuff. almost that slightly real. And you know I fuck with workaholics, Blake. So yeah, we're looking to see what y'all bring it together.

Come on, man. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's funny in every day. I know you being a lot of other stuff, but yeah, you know, that's from a, from somebody that light up and watch it. And my man, Morris, you kill. Man, I see you guys smoking.

I see you puffing, man. I got you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, man. People. in the trailer the show looks looks real dope and we're looking forward to you know actually getting to see the whole thing man like give us a sneak peek what can we expect

man dog so we got like i said the cast is sick we got you got a lot of you got a lot of dope-ass people on this show right so we and we and we use and we utilize the talent in a beautiful way especially our voiceover talent um you know from the things that the things that you can't do in real life, we got a trash candle could do it. We got a talking marker played by J.B. Smooth. It was a racist marker. So there's certain parts, there's certain parts

of the show. My character is trying to just be normal and try to draw regular stuff. And he can't because the marker's like, no, you gotta go against the grade. My nigga, you gotta do this, you gotta do that. And I'm trying to like, I'm fighting with my marker to like, stop drawing this stuff, like you can't. And then I end up putting this weird messages

out there in the universe. So I don't want to give away too much. but it gets a little dark for the for the for the for this character and you know I know you guys can speak more to what your what your characters go through but for me and mine like my character is just he's on this weird journey mentally because he's suffering from a little bit of PTSD because he ain't he's never been in this position before in life with police and this is his first time he always thought they wouldn't stop me like I'm black man I'm you know I'm not like I'm not like T-merf you know they ain't gonna do it on me I'm safe. Like, I'm safe. They can say my arms not out. I'm going to get the cowboy shirt, like Murph said. So I'm wearing what they want to do with me.

So the, and you guys obviously can speak more to what your kids are doing. What they got you doing on that man? It's a car chase scene. What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no. You know, everything I was auditioned for in Chicago, you know, I got to play the thug of the gangs of the goon. You know what I mean? So on here now, man, I'm more lighthearted.

lighthearted, uh, my character is Clovis, so, uh, I want to keep his best friends and roommates. Hold on. Clovis. Yeah, Clovis. Clovis. Clovis. Clovis. Clovis.

They didn't have to do you like that, bro. They did not have to do you like, I'm Clovis. I'm Clovis. You know what? I'm going to tell you something about Clovis. Clovis a smooth dude, bro. Clovis is a ladies man. Clovis, yeah.

Clovis got to wear silk pajamas. Hey. Hey, he has sneaker heads. So it's parts of that that's true to who I am outside of the character. But there are other parts where, you know, you got, you know, LeMorne who, well, Keith, who's going through this journey right now, this awakening. And, you know, you got somebody like me who, bro, I'm that dude. Lois, we all got them homies.

You know, when you were getting ready to get on. You are my home. I'm trying to figure out who the fucking house are you at? Well, that is my God chose. I'm just, I'm just talking about you, that's my career. This is my career. This is my brother of those and shit, man. Yeah, man, my, my shit slick a little bit.

You did not have those flowers behind you. Who are those white people on those pictures to you, my? That's me, man. No, it's not. Is that green screen? Yeah, he's about that. This is me, my shit, my shit slid. Hey, hey, my shit, I be watching AG TV.

Don't get it. That's the last season of the Golden Girls living room. When you're done, lead the keys to my guest house about the front door. the front door hey but look man but no Clovis he's a cool he's a cool individual like I say man he's a ladies man um but it's instances in there where you know Clovis Clovis is more about protecting the bag more so than anything and Lamarne is the bag and you know what what he's going through what Keith is doing he's about to achieve that level of success where his homies can come along but there's wokeness about the curve all that and I'm about protecting that bag

Like, I don't care about your mental well-being or your mental health, let's get this money, you know? And that's completely opposite from what Blake's character is. Bro, that's, I already, I'm looking forward to it because, like, it's funny I already just off the name. And then you're a funny dude, so I know you already, you did your thing, man. We had so much fun on set. Just like, these dudes are just naturally hilarious and just being able to, like, improv on set and spitball and, like, bring us to the character. was just, it was awesome. And that's a big shout out to Mo, the director.

He just really let us be ourselves and, you know, breed a friendship on set. Blake, what's your character name? My character's name is Gunther. Gunther. Bro, y'all killing it with the names, man. Hey, man, I didn't write this one like I did work upon, so otherwise I just went in Blake again.

Because I'll tell you what, when you start improv-in, it's hell of hard to remember characters, names. I'm all about using real names, dude. Yeah. Right, right, right. But, uh, yeah. Yeah, you, you, you you, I mean, my character kind of is, is like the spiritual advisor, I guess, whereas, like, COVID, uh, COVID. Y'all were, hey, y'all what's on, you know what's happening out there. Clovis is kind of like a realist and, like, approaches life, you know what he's saying, like, get the money. And then I feel like, LeMorne's character, Keith, comes to me for like a little more of a spiritual outlook. You know, my, my character stays a little more, I don't know, higher, I'm high a lot.

Yeah, elevated, lifted. Slightly elevated, yeah. Hey, well look here, man, just know y'all got much love and support over here at the 85 South show and, man, just know that, just the opportunity to get in here with all y'all and Just to get the vibe going, you know, before the premiere is just dope for y'all to let us end on this, man. Because it's a lot of outlets that y'all could have chose to, you know, be a part of that. And we know something dope is coming. It's called woke.

Definitely need it in the time of what's going on right now. Something that could be serious and lighthearted at the same time. So whatever we can do over here on our side to make this thing a success, you know, hey, man, whatever y'all. September 9th is the premiere. We've got to make sure we drop that a whole lot of times. Man, all eight episodes. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go, man. September 9th, Hulu. Tell everybody. We're going to post the link to the trailer. For all the 85% is, you know, go download that and make sure that they up the date on what's going on, man. We're looking forward to it. When you talked about that pen, it reminded me the Daffick Duck cartoon in reverse. You know where Daffy Duck be talking shit in racist.

Yeah. They only did it because he was black, so I can't wait to see that. Yeah, man. Hey, let me drop the social media one time. Big up to 85 South Show, too, man. Straight up, man. I see what y'all. No, I'm not wrapping this up.

I'm just trying to make sure we hit all the points and we get the promo in that bitch. Yeah. T. Murph, my nigg, and if he get rich, I'm straight. You know what I'm saying? So make sure y'all hit the social media. Look, look. It's at woke hulu on Twitter. At Hulu.

Instagram at Woke Hulu. At Hulu. At Hulu. Uh, hashtag, woke on Hulu, man. So yeah, we got a promo. Man, you gotta get the promo in. Because you know, I smoke weed and I fuck around and then motherfuckin' go be in the comments.

When is it? September 8, they didn't even get the shit clear. But that was Chris. Right. Hey, I'm on my shit over here, man. COVID making me take shit serious. Yeah, yeah, where y'all shoot? What did y'all shoot at that, man?

Yeah, we shot in Vancouver. We shot in Vancouver. He's the smartest motherfuckers. It's more as motherfuckers to ever make a show, man. Y'all knew the fuck to go out of the country and ever got in that day. Yeah, man, because it looked, Vancouver, the setting looks a little bit like San Francisco where the show is supposed to take place. And obviously, a lot of technical issues, I'm sure it just was cheaper to shoot in Vancouver.

I'm almost positive of that. But, you know, but Vancouver's dope, man. Aside from the weather, when you shoot in January in Vancouver, man, just don't do it. There are days where our characters got to have T. shirt's on this starts snowing outside and they're like I always gonna get this shot real quick I'm like no we not I'm not about to get this shot why we I want to die today like that's it's not that serious I don't so Vancouver is dope man be like if you've got a chance to go to Vancouver go in the summertime beautiful

beautiful place but don't don't go in the winter don't do it don't do it yeah and a lot of black people in Vancouver either we was we was it by you saying whoever else was on the show yeah no there is a lot of people here they're gonna start naming there's a little there's all the black people left when you got your sorry sorry they're French up there they speak that's French Canadian no no they got like it's like it's like an Irish like accent like it's it's weird like I'm sorry times and every time I go they let me in but they look like they're not going to like they watch me the

He's like, oh, this is that real black. I know. Should we let them in? We don't want another incident. Let them in. Yeah, you need to bring down. And you can't bring too many if you bring like. No, hell no.

You only can bring 11. Yeah. So 11 cigarette. Cigorello. It's a stupid number. Because they sell them in twos. How are you going to have 11? It's just like Walmart when COVID going on.

It's just like Walmart when COVID going on. One got to leave out for one to come in. Like, ain't no extra. Wipe it out. You get you at the border. They're like, sir, just wait a second. Wait here, somebody's coming out. Okay, now you're good.

You leave? Okay. Lemoy, let me ask you a weed smoker high-ass question. Like, you say you're in the show, your cartoon is off. Is there any real art in the show? Real art, yeah. Okay, that's all the high shit I wanted to know. Like, so, yeah.

Yeah. Cool. Yeah, yeah, it's dope. The guy who I'm playing is a real dude, man, Keith Knight, and he's sick. The dude is sick, so he draws these comic strips. I got no tattoos, right? But I want tattoos. I'm always, I'll get to the, I get there, and I'll go, I know what I'm gonna get.

And then I go, man, I don't want that shit on my body forever. And then I leave. I'm talking, I've been doing this for years, right? You are as old. Just keep going to the tattoo shop every month. Like, bro, I want a butter. You flip through the whole book. You flip through the whole book.

You flip through the whole book. They draw it out, they sketch it out on your arm, they do all the things. Can you do this? I'm gonna come back. I ain't really fucking with that. Hey, look at Marvin Gaye looking at you. Man, my boy out in Atlanta, his name Maya Bailey. Oh, he's dope as hell.

Yeah, he, like, I interviewed him back in the day when I was on VET and I was like, when I get a tattoo, I'm gonna come to you. And for years, every year I hit him up. Hey man, I'm come on, I'm on my way down. I'm on my way down. And then last minute, I go, man, I can't even make it. So now I'm gonna get Keith, the artist, to draw, if we get a second season, to draw characters from the show. Oh, do it for this one.

Do it for this one. Do it now. Do it for this one. Then you do it for this one, then the second season going to make it happen. It's going to come. Okay. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get a tattoo. I'm gonna get one on my ribs. They say that, they say, is that not a good place to do it? I think, look on your face. That's painful. I heard that's painful. What you say? On the Hulu? Back in the day, like that. Break it up, just get who on one arm and loo on the other one. Y'all see those commercials with Damien Lillard, like Hulu does live sports and he always

get money poured down. If they pay me to get Hulu across my forearm. Yeah. I won't too. How many game when is you to make? Well, I mean, Interimeral Reckley count, two. Oh, man. Man, dude.

Man, dude, I really appreciate this, y'all. This is dope. We obviously worked hard on this show, man, and you guys, you know, showing love and supporting of the show. We want this show to be global. We want people to talk about it. We want people to just, you know, digest the show in the way it's supposed to be digested.

It was just laughing, just have fun. And if you get something out of it, you get something out of it. I did get something out of it. My research department was just asking about the cartoonist. Keith Knight. How did you hook up with him? Was he on set? Like, when you were shooting your stuff?

Yeah, and that's, that's weird sometimes because you think you're doing something right. And if you look over, he's just staring at you like this, rubbing his chin. Sometimes you're like, am I, am I fucking up? Am I not, what's happening? Like, he's not saying nothing. Well, creatively, that's a great place to be in.

Like, if you're wondering if you fucking up, but ain't nobody said nothing. Yeah. And then when you check to see if you fucking up, and they'd be like, no, you're, great so it was it was weird a little bit but it was cool he was easy though he was easy to be around because he was just happy to have a show you know and that his life was being talked about so he was cool he was like y'all killing it whatever y'all do like I'm okay

with so he let me take liberties and do whatever it is I wanted to add to the character so it was cool like your ass hack you just over there agreeing the shit I see it I'm drinking now He's getting late. Hey, Blake be lit, man. Y'all don't know. Blake got the don't work. Every day on set, Blake was drunk. Every day.

Blake be lit. Blake got a best friend in Canada. He don't really even want to see no more. What do it work at, Blake? Damn, I don't know. If we go back, I do want free shots again, so I don't want to mess that. What's that? What's that?

What happened? What happens, Timur? My man's get Blake lit every time. Every time, bro. Non-stop shots for the freak. I think you mean, is it the comedy club or the strip club? Which one was it? Oh, that's the talk we want to hear.

Yeah, where was y'all at? They were the strip clubs, how they differ? How does the two shows differ? The girls got socks on. The strip club. It's cold in Canada. You can't be out there butt-knacket. They got all footies.

They can't get dead. You can't get butt-negging now. You get the flu. It's a strip club that Canada they wear socks. Oh, okay. You can't get butt-negged in Canada. That's terrible. Everybody put your clothes on, goddamn.

Oh, it's chill. What's the hole in here, isn't it? That is terrible, man. I don't know, because I mean myself personally, I was always focused and I was working all the time, but I never actually went to the strip club because I was always just trying to stay humble and stay on my grind and stay honest.

I'm honestly, like, you know what I'm saying? Focus on the script and hey, I let Murph and Blake go and do all. Well, if you don't get your line-ass. Yeah, I was just behaving myself, to be honest with you know, to be quite honest with y'all brothers. Let me tell you something. We had that dress, jean button up in the strip club on many nights. Hey, let me ask the group of questions. It's a room full of creative people and shit over here.

And they wanted to know, what was the Hulu experience? Like, you know what I'm saying? Everybody talked about, you know, Netflix or, you know, HBO what was it like working with Hulu and how did they treat y'all you know production wise and you know stuff like that so the stuff those weird as people want to hear me it was uh for me was dope they you know on the creative side it was it was when I when we would talk to the execs that would come in and watch us film they were hands off you know what I'm saying they knew they knew the show they greenlit well

they got to be now yeah well yeah now it's like we we trust this y'all voice that's y'all voice I'm not going to tell you how to say what you ought to say You know what I'm saying like that who that's like that's like me coming to y'all show like no it's how y'all need to do it like y'all need to say no you sit over there you do so Hulu was very much so hands off and and input places where it needed to be on a creative side you know what I mean helping amplify certain parts throwing some money in here because we needed this or needed that I think that's very important for a show to get that type of support you know and obviously they're pushing it right now they're pushing it hard and that was the

plan before any of this stuff went down. You know, before all the unfortunate stuff happened in our country, that was always the plan, was to go ahead and do a hard push. And we were going to actually debut a lot later and bigger. But, you know, now was the time we all agreed that we should probably put the show out now. And they're extra supportive about it, pushing it, you know, setting us up with people with cats like y'all, a lot of dope interviews, a lot of press, you know, a lot of coverage. We, you know, they're really excited about the show. A lot of times. you'll work with, you know, I've worked with other networks before, where they, you know,

they say, oh yeah, we really like the project, like the project, you don't see one billboard, you don't see no commercials, you get one interview maybe, and they're like, yeah, we really love the thing, and you're like, it don't seem like, nobody heard of it, you know what I'm saying? So, who's pushing us? Hey, we're a few minutes into this. Can you run the cast down for us one more time so, you know, people can know who we're looking for and things of that nature. I don't want nobody to get left out. You know, we're doing that. This is a little bit. official right here. Man, we got, the cast is dope.

Y'all want to help run through the cast? I'll let you start going. Shout out, like, shout out some of the supporting cast, too, man, because they'll be getting a whole lot of love in the bigger productions. If you remember, they mean, the dude who's sitting at the table and shit like that. The actuals that didn't get to eat with everybody. You said the extras? Oh my God.

Murph, you know some of them. Go ahead and, uh... What? What? Won't get me? No, man. Let's see, so we got, so obviously we got Blake Anderson, we got T. Murph, we got myself,

we got some Shears and Maida from Esenelle, Rose McGiver from Eye Zombie. We got Alvina August, she's dope. Let's see, we got Kurt Long, man, we got Cedric the Entertainer, Eddie Griffin, Nicole Byer, Tony Hale, Sam Richardson, let's see, West Studey, Jack McBrayer, J.B. Smooth. Damn, who am I, well, why am I forgetting her shorty name? Yeah, man, the cast is sick, bro.

The cast is sick. I commend you, Lamarne. You did very well. You should be a politician, man. Yo, man. Outside of that, you brought up Roses and I-Zambi. Let me tell you something else. Rose was also a power ranger, bro.

That blew my mind, fam. she was a power range like she gave me all other stuff she did i ain't care hey fuck all that you were a power ranger fam see murk what color that's the cold what color was she what color ranger i want to say she was a yellow ranger shut the she was a yellow ranger yeah brother a yellow ranger i still went like do you still got the morpher like i'm well i'm growing to sell like you still got one of these see murk you mean to tell me you're from bullshitting with me to hanging out with the Yellow Ranger. Yep, bro.

And she's dope. She's best actor on our show. She's better than us. She's cold. She's better than us. She'd cold. She would get to sit. Maybe because she wasn't all in the strip club

getting free drinks. Yeah. No, I'm just funny. I'm just fucking. Hey, you can't go nowhere with Blake, bro. I mean, any, any, anytime you like out, bro, he got to wrap his hair. Because if the bro's, bro, see his hair,

it's over with him. it's not easy man it's it's it's it's it's yager meister all day or in canada's yagger bunch of yager meister yeah oh man and shannon and shannon uh chan kent shannon chan can i forgot she plays uh my publisher my publisher my publisher she played my publisher on the show and she's dope um so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i did it i did it i damn i'm good who sent you that message for everybody Don't forget the mention. Hey, don't forget about Shannon Cooke, Shannon Cooke, I don't want to, I don't want to say that the wrong way because it can come off races, with one slip of one vowel.

Let's just throw on it, Shaq in it. Jack is in it. We got Chappelle's in it. He makes it, uh, we, everybody's in this show. Just start lying about who's up. Eddie Murphy made a cameo. My dad, my dad finally showed up. showed up he he he in the job finally back my nigga you're back from the dead i didn't know

i did you can come back man thanks dad hell no was it complicated working with the green screen and doing your comedy at the same time i guess you man let me tell you something we got lucky because what they did was they didn't put the animal i think a couple times we had the green screen but i think most of the time we had like the objects were really there and they had like puppeteers like my marker for example moving around and doing wild stuff they had a little wire hanging out and they had a guy with the remote control control uh uh uh uh I won't let you do it don't give away none of the magic no fuck these people bro it's not about that it's not about that

no green screen let them think it's real if it's real fuck these people that's dope yeah no I won't don't give way don't give way none of the magic I was an actor, I did what I had to do, you know? Right, so you had a magic pen, right? And it was right by and it was right back to that moment. So do you still talk with the pen? This whole pen shit. Yeah.

Where is the pen now? The pen working on another movie. Well, I'm doing this story of Bob Ross. I play myself. Look at that. That's my pen right there. That is, right there. Man, that's magic.

Look at that. It's bending. It's a bendable pen, man. Hold up, man. So look, man, tell me a little bit more about this Gunther character, man. Yeah, man. I mean, he's just kind of goes along for the ride a little bit. Like, it's, uh, I will say, if you want a spoiler, you will see me in braids.

That's kind of cool. You got these two. Who the fucking braided yourself, man? White Iverson, baby. Ronda Rousey. Who braided? Not to Murve, damn, but he was roasting me on set, like. every day.

Baking his ass. You can't show up with the braids and think I ain't fin to get down on you. He had to keep him and like show back up with him, Timur. He had to wear these shit overnight. This wasn't a one-day project. No, he had to wear that shit for like a week straight. Bro, who bought him a duress? You know he was at the real white boy says,

bro, these bitches are tight, man. No. How do they do this? They would take them down. They would take them down. And redo him every day. So for a week straight, he would go home, have a big, come back, twisted up.

Every morning he had to get twisted up. Damn. Oh, you get twisted up and taken down every day. So he'd a Beyonce of the group. Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Me and Murph Sheridan, Barber, he had his own set. He had his own crew doing his brain. Picking out his afro. I was like, damn, Beyonce. They was getting Blake together. Ready to fall asleep in the chair. I got it.

Hey man, what the soundtrack sounding like? Oh man, dude, I ain't gonna lie. It's dope, because it's eclectic, it's all over the place. So no matter what type of music you like, we got it in there. Hey, we even got one of my songs in there. Oh, shit. Come on. Go ahead.

And what it came off of, what's the album called? The LaMorn and After Pill. The LaMorn and After Pill. It's out right now. The what? The what? The La Morning After Pill. What?

Yeah, go here, y'all can go on Spotify iTunes, new hot shit, new hot shit. He's going to be on versus next week against Fettywap. You bullshit, no, you for real. No, you're for real. You got a song on there for real? I got a whole album out. I got a whole comedy album out. It's jokes, it's music, but I got comment on the album.

You know what I mean? Like cats like that, just joking around. Wait, wait, wait, this nigga's just going to drop that shit. Like he just went out of nowhere. Like his homeboy. Me, comment. He came by. Nah, did a little something.

I mean, I had to hold the album up because I ain't had my whole verse yet. You familiar with Raquel? Yeah, man, I got the album. It's on Spotify, iTunes. It's everywhere. Title, go ahead and get it, man. Amen.

More than after peel. But dig this. I hope this is not the last time that we get to kick it with y'all. Maybe a couple episodes into the season or some shit, man. We can get y'all back in here and, you know, catch up and see what.

you know see how y'all feeling about the reception and all that when the world open back up yeah i'll tell us whenever y'all want us back man we we you know anytime anytime hey let me ask the this the last shit i'm gonna ask like what is it like doing this promo you know during the pandemic and with the virus and shit how like how are y'all handling in that part i know you have to jump on three or four of these a day so what's that like dude try 50 but this would you y'all the only podcast that we do We're doing. Y'all are only long, our interviews are usually five minutes.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We're just trying to say. We take it too long. No, no. We wanted to take the most time with job, just to, you know what I mean? Hey, man, I'm mad that you let T. Murph stun on you like this with this apartment. His shit compared to your shit. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he in the basement somewhere. You see that? Yeah. This shit ain't even done yet. This shit ain't even done yet. house with those luxurious throw pillows. Ah, no, that's your career. Look out here.

Damn, hide it out of that. Bro, I thought he was sitting on a church pew. Church pew. Oh, no, now he's going to flake. Oh, no. You're on a deck somewhere. Look at that shit. They told me he was in the sauna earlier.

He's going to show you the sauna right now. Oh, my God, man. Team Murphy tried to come to my house, but he couldn't reach none of the light switches, so I just said, don't know. Hey, how y'all feel about that shirt he got on? T. Murph, is there a rest of your shirt coming in the mail, Murm? Hey, man, I'm living out here, baby.

You got sleeves sold separately. I'm living, baby. Team Merva has the body of the stepfather. I'm dressed like a cool stepdaddy, man. Let me live. I can't get you because you're in my kid. I can already tell the show is going to be dope because y'all already seem to have great chemistry

with each other, man. And you know, he's like, we have a, just a dope-ass concept. I gotta ask Blake this controversial shit. What was it like being the white dude in the middle of all this woke shit? I've been jumped so many times. No, it was...

No, man. You know, man. know it's important this is this is shit that is meant to have like it it had to come up like we filmed this shit long before shit was hitting the fan so this is this is subjects that needed to be talked about a while ago you know this been happening so any way that I can be of assistance to add to the to the voice I'm there for it for sure man that's dope yeah yeah Blake yeah was an ally long before being the ally was cool you know what i'm saying everybody else we're an ally now blake been down

with the car like deep in the streets deep yeah he won the original homies you feel me i'll take it but they did beat my ass yeah but they did beat my ass hey i just peeped y'all screen name on the side y'all wildness hill man no that's he's hung family he from a small village he from a small village in Cambodia. It's a small village. They make cocoa butter and shay butter. You ain't even beeped that shit, did you? I didn't even look at it.

Don't let it, bro. That's his first name, man. This is real nice. Oh, man. That's his name. Oh, man. Don't call me y'all. That's his name.

Leave him alone, bro. Y'all admit to him. Bro, he's really from Asia. He don't smile in no picture. Shit, I needed that. I'm telling you, man, this is authentic. This ain't our shit. We don't own a MacBook.

I don't even have the means to do this shit without him, and you're going to laugh? Look, we all not on a fucking Hulu show that's premiered September night. We all we got. Y'all call us. Y'all called us. I did the best I could.

And you're going to stunt with two motherfucking AirPods on. You don't need both of them. Take one of them out. Fuck this shit. I don't even have a MacBook and he got on two AirPods. That's how you know he's comfortable. He ain't even trying to listen for no surrounding sounds, no danger. And T. Murp over this white lady house, I know that's a white lady house, man.

Ain't no way he bought them purple. powers. I don't know where the fuck Blake is. He got gummy worms and swimming pool. Gummy worms and gushes on a picture. He got high and drew all that with a sharpness. That's your all right. I can't hear, I can't.

Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. So what's that cheetah print pillow? He can't pick it up. That's green screen. Pick that pillow up, T. Murph, so I know you're in a real house move one of them pillows teamer they said what he act like he don't hear me

now move move one of those pillows oh you're trying to you're trying to see me oh oh okay oh oh wait you better quit talking too loud you gonna wake your auntie up create decent you don't tell about hey I know the 85% is gonna be baking my pillows bro You know you get money. See murk, I don't give a fuck where you go in America. Ain't nobody's been to believe that's your house. Look, Blake don't even believe this shit. How much fucking money did he make?

It's my career, Joe. It's my friend, Joe. This is the contract. You thought she was going to show up in a nice environment and be safe. Man, fuck that. It's still on, Timmer. Hey, I'm, hey, hey. I was hitting the college to a hard before woke, man.

Remember that, man. Hey, I'm about 200 schools in, baby. I had to live out here. We got to draw one more promo. September 9th. Woke premieres on Hulu. Make sure you hit the social media. Oh, watch.

St. Louis, give it up, my name. It's a hilarious. Ah, ha, ha. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh. Yeah, the nasty nattie.

Yeah, that was special right there, babe. Yeah, the whole motherfucker. That's right. I'm not. What's up? Bark, bark, bark. Barre, mason, amazing, amazing, amazing. Another?

Yeah. I bet. If you say it, I'd take it. I promise you it was. There's another one. Amazing. Another one of those ones. All right, after the show, 5, 4, 3, 2,1, 8 to 5 South Show. Damn, the realest, the coldest, the most extravagant, the most flamboyant show there is.

Trust me when I tell you this. Nick had a glass on the exact same size as his eyes. He sees it. You may not. Wow. A cooker. I've got to make the right decision. I like the whipping the kitchen.

I like to put on me, didgy. I've been smoking gas for a long time. How long you've been smoking gas? A long time. A long time. I appreciate you guys. Hello, Cincinnati! That was just passed.

Cincinnati! What's going? He's coming out. He's coming. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's got a lot. Yeah, yeah.

You're down. Yeah. It's coming. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No. We don't.

Right there. He's got to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a bit of a thing. Now.

Yeah. No, he ain't. My nigga, what the fuck you got on? My niggins, what you made, money, got out? My niggins, he got on. He's crazy. Did you say he fresh? He's crazy.

He's crazy. And that's going to tell you when I got on. I mean, I got this. And they got the dance-ass revolution out with him. Everybody's going to tell you what it is. Hell no. You're in hell with nap clothes on. He's like you're about to take a nap. Hell no. You're in here with nap clothes on. You're about to take a nap. You've been to jump up to the top, low, age, and the size. Hell no, you got karate practice after this.

What are you talking about? Japanese billboard. How you took a high seat? You in here dressed like make of candy. like this. Lookin' like the cheap baggage. My part boom is up there, ran that way. You take the light. I can't hear you, your outfit too loud.

You take the high and head. Hey, we're going to keep up with you. Hell no. No, you get. Hey. Hey, look it like a bug's life. But you're not getting the tiny. Who can shirt wearing that?

I'm on your ass. Tell me, and you ain't shit for telling them they look good. I'm still mad, I don't get up. That's my head, but I'm walking him off. You talk him out without me. You don't need to have to sit down. Let's see you. Everybody who come up and look at that boy.

Jump on the child. Jump on that animal. Watch out for his shots. You can get a picture with him. Oh, I'm on your ass. I'm going to take these hard. You're straight, man. Are you the 11th in, man?

You're going to be a lot. You're going to go. You can be a good. I'm still great. Right. Right. Yeah. Let's go on.

You have. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. What's a good. Oh. Hey. How are you going on the home?

Don't play me like you wouldn't love to talk about this. Maybe you've got a shot back. Paul Ben. Paul, but I just said, don't say nothing about me. No, I'm bad. You can tell you. Ted three. I said it was you.

Yes. You're okay. Can't sweet. Ha! Ha! Ha! I said, Not out, we're 10 years in, baby, married everything.

Tigger's in. Ain't no force. Ain't no force. My name. My man, my name. Oh, J.

Ticket. What's it? What's it? What's it? You're married me. My nigger had just like a pack of firework. Stupid, too. It's like my boy.

He got a guy with him shocked on. He got like a foul with a rocket. He just like a rock. How you doing? Paints is going to be back. Tony's head. You've got your security going on here. We can have a heart attack.

I've got your security going on here and have a heart attack. You know, I'm not going to put it in, so I know Hopping you're saying, y'all. Yo, y'all. Y, yo. Be my hoogie and I'm going to go by that. Boo. You know.

Oh, she's true. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Erko bot. Bye. One, two, three. Herkle bot. You just get me.

Oh, like, Ur-ko. Erko. You said never made that shit. Ooh. That's all. That one. You just scabby. All right.

She do. What's up, girl? Hi, Laura. He's got on, fuck. Hey. He's the big of him for Tom. That's it. All right.

Hey, you remember that that one's all the kitchen? Dude. Hi, Laura. He's like, oh, he's about to kill him. Brickle butt. Go for him. He's about to kill him. Oh, okay.

Watch you. Hi, all right. Thank you, baby. Hi. Come on, this. Come on, listen, get in my picture. Come on, get in my picture. They can't be late.

You can get in it. I hate it. How do you talk about? Get up in there. Find what I want. Circle button. Hi, Laura. Take a couple of.

Shia, ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba-tee. This one comes down and hang out. Oh, yeah. They're going to look out for you. Oh, she's got. What are you? You're crazy. We'll sure you get your cases.

That is so. He's dealing in this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, Oh,

So, I know. Erich. Bye. What I'm doing. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Like, we're coming back to the table. Oh, so. Oh, so. school to teach you by out yeah good Sunday students yeah all right good job guys can't talk on you with the job yeah hey man hey man that's how that's how that's good you know what's how to bed somebody said mr wickfield what's having bed huh huh one two three oh bye bye bye Okay, what fuck, that thing is scared me.

One, two, three. Hi, Laura. He was like, man, why the fuck he made this shit? In all creation, that was the worst one he ever made. Thank y'all for coming out. There I have them. You got to watch. Ladies Jim and slide the line up, please.

Oh, deep in there. Oh, you put a booty on me. You put a booty on me. That's all, man. One, two, three. You watch, thank you guys. Oh, my. Yes, I was her.

I think you've been. Burcles back. You say that I'm coming out. See the people for the... You got people, man. What are? People in the back. No, that's sad.

One, two, three. You guys slide just a little bit over? This way? No, no, no. I'm just talking about people. People in the back. No cap! One, two, three.

two three oh my goodness this line is on this phone took it better so y'all might want to just yeah yeah they're coming out oh oh let's say y'all there's no lemon squares and then It is... Baby, ah, ha, ha, ha. I mean, when y'all here? Why y'all complain about some shit? What are y'all in front of us? Because niggas is never satisfied.

Niggas is looking at you. Why don't even do that shit I wanted you to do this? Why don't she smell good? Y'all aren't great things, ma'am. They're standing in front of you. Nicky, why you ain't coming to where I live here? Because you came to leave you yet, Nick. I took the trouble.

Like we knew y'all was in Cleveland. We're coming? No, we're coming. We're coming. We're not coming when it's going. Yeah, it's called for now. I was just there. I was just, eh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

How you doing? Like one of the girls who don't listen to their parents on their own. One, two. She got a picture. Get open up? How about it? Snack, snap, snap.

One, two. Yeah, he's good. Oh! What the fuck you say? Open your eyes. They are open. My eyes open. They just tell a good touch of shit.

One time. One. One. I'm gonna stop family. You got something. You guys look like you're best. They're not going to be a name. Save you, save, save you.

You think my eyes are open? They're saving. There is. Hey? Yeah, they're open. Tell them my eyes. Okay. Yours ain't open.

Okay. Y'all ain't open. What's up? Good. Good. Yeah. He played pitch. Oh, I can't you.

What's up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know. Right. You know? Yeah.

And they got a motion. Yeah. I have to rise. I'm coming. My dog got the girls just like Roseanne. You all coming out, you have a good evening. My nigga, what's up, boy?

It's over, boy. That nigger, they ain't gonna hurt a home. Ah, my toe. He stepped over. It's over with it. Oh, boy. One, two, he was going to be. Ah.

Who is it? It's gorgeous. You said, duck? No. You can look. Oh, shit. Yeah. You're looking over there.

Yeah. You said somebody taking this girl. Oh. Somebody taking Roxanne. I took a couple, brother. Oh, okay, good sure. Stand over that funny, man. You good.

Yeah, stop talking his blade. You're good. Everything good. Oh, you want to do this? No, no. They look good, though. It looked like I had left in like two. I don't know.

Everything was like nothing in this place for food? Yeah. How you feel? How you feel, though? Good? You're hungry. I don't know what you be. You're hungry.

I can't eat none of that food, man. One, two, three. Hmm. What y'all say? Joe's sake. What? What? Like a tag. Yo, you did your thing when a battery went down, though. Like, real. Gras. That's why tomorrow, man. That first time I'm getting him more.

He's going to take the picture we want ready. Come on. Can you play? Can you be still? Can you be still so he can take it? Hold on. Oh, you would be your best friend. Oh, you would have been my best friend. Oh, you would have been my best friend. You got the voice in the main. You got the curse.

You have sex. One, two, three. I'm happy. Yeah. My husband. Oh, they would have been my father. Oh, they would have been my father. He sounds like Batman.

You sound like Batman's. What's that? You're right. What's your cup, baby? You say no for the bag, right? I appreciate that, man. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Thank you. You. Pazze. Hello, lady. What about death for? What's your name? Chanty. Chanty.

Chanty, incredible. Good, buddy. One, two, three. What's what we're doing? What's going to do it? Yeah, buddy, rolling like a bit. I'm not from here. What are we're saying?

We got to get to it. It took couples. You said she's just right. I feel like you about to get, too, though. They're flat. Please, you got a little bit. You got a little bit. You fly over that one.

John Jerry Show them? John Jerry though? No. Those are long enough. Ah, I have to do it. I love them. I have to do it. Thank you.

Let's take a picture. Let's go. I got to go. We're going at 1%. I'm going to be in a count. You go ahead. Grab on. Just something.

Y'all all are fine, but this is my baby. Grab on yourself now. I'm going from here. We're from Cleveland, baby. I brought in for hours the ton of these. Hey. I ain't get a good way. I'm going to stop.

Okay. You're trying to make something. Uh-uh. Get her up out of here. What's you doing? She got her own picture. I got her phone. Uh-uh.

Get her phone. I'm going to my man right here. Come on. We're from cleaning her baby. Thank you. Say it again, baby. You know what I'm saying? You better get a picture off your phone. I'm like to meet.

He did it behind her head. Stop there, stop. You get on! My baby, right? Y'all wanted y'all meet. That's what I'm supposed. I grew around. They're them.

They're men I grew around. Probably about 90. 90%, like alcoholic, like functioning, alcoholic, wake up, go to work, get off work, alcoholist. Straight after work, I'm talking about. Don't go home, change clothes, straight to the motherfucker's spot. Drone, before they get home. Man, how to make some fruit fly traps and shit.

I was so much, that's where I fuck with the white people. I fucking the white people. They mean you're doing arson crass guys and other fruit flies are in here. I was like, do you need some dish soap? Come on,

come get in the video. What's your name? I'm Jess. What's up? This is my home girl, Jess. White lady who's making us fruit fly trash and shit.

I'm nice to red. You're white. They always want to be something else. It's white. This is Caucasian. I'm Caucasian. This is white. I'm Caucasian.

I'm Cajian. Uh-oh. It's boldest. skinless chicken. And she's fighting! They're so ghetto, man. It's so ghetto. I know y'all looking at me disgust.

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