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People do just throw anything in they trash. That what it for?
But long as the trash is good, it's good.
What's some cheap shit that you can't fuck with no more?
Tissue.
And paper towels.
I say about tissue.
Tissue.
That tissue tissue real.
You go to somebody high with cheap tissue,
but you don't even come back.
You look at them, do you?
Yeah, like, bro.
I never come back over there, motherfucker.
I ain't even gonna lie to you,
but you can't beat rope for like 40 rolls for like $10.
Yeah, I can beat it.
You can.
Fuck that.
I can beat it.
You done, man.
You gonna rap so much around your goddamn head, man.
Better get the rap.
Still gonna have a booboo on your wrist. You better get to rapping. Nah, I ain't fucking with it. I can't fuck with no damn hair, man? You better get the wrap. Still have a booboo on your wrist.
You better get the wrapping.
Nah, I ain't fucking with it.
I can't fuck with no cheap tissue, man.
My dad, my daddy, he found a good-ass deal.
It's a wrap.
It don't give a fuck what you're doing.
Bro, you know the best deal in the city?
Them little cheap ass LED lights for your yard.
Oh, you're gonna fuck with it?
Them bitches will go out the day of.
They'll have your house looking haunted and shit.
Meant to be blinkin and you gotta go tap that motherfucker
for it.
Well, it ain't raining in there.
You know who still got the best deal in the city undisputed
for the last 20 years?
Sock Man on the West Side.
30 pound for $10.
Push over, push over.
Push over.
Oh, that motherfucker ain't worth it.
They'll be in jail, sock.
I don't give a fuck what they is.
One time with heart.
Yeah, but when you been to jail, you realize,
these ain't socks.
Once you watch them motherfuckers again,
them bitches too big.
Them bitches rough as hell.
You go outside in the snow with these motherfuckers.
Yeah, sir.
But knowing you got some clean socks, it's a statement.
That's what I was telling Dag the other week, bro.
I don't wear no goddamn,
where the hell I had no drawers, bro.
I gotta have new socks drawers era.
Man, if it ain't everyday, hell yeah.
Oh, you wanted to.
I ain't throwing them away, bro.
I ain't throwing them away.
Who the fuck is gonna get some drawers?
I ain't throwing them away.
I ain't giving them away, but I just made them.
Who ain't having their own drawers?
Me?
Who ain't having their own drawers?
Work drawers, bitch?
Some periods, bro. He got some boobs that ain't dropped. What you gonna have? Work clothes? Some period drop?
He got some boobs there bro.
They clean with it dude.
Hell nah gang.
You fought wrong in them draws.
You just gotta throw them bitches away bro.
They made for like one time use.
Them for studs.
They really ain't made for studs.
They made their coochies. but if I'm trying to... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't feel that you even fought wrong in them ethical draw you think you should know you like I know this what is this?
This is brown
Only want to pull these back up
When you think about them niggas freaky as hell man, would you put your name on some drawers?
That's some bullshit
You got to be a freak-ass nigga to want your name on somebody else draws me nigga Calvin Klein
You got to be a freak-ass nigga that want your name on somebody else's drawers, nigga.
Some nigga drawers.
Calvin Klein.
Nigga drawers, yeah, that's it.
Nigga drawers.
Ralph Lauren, why would you put your name on the drawers?
Right there by a nigga waistline.
You writing on a nigga thing!
Ha ha ha ha.
It just said Ralph.
It just said Ralph right here.
Ha ha ha.
Uh-uh.
Right across the meat.
That's crazy.
She like, your name Ralph.
No.
Yeah, but I don't wear them fucking fruit and loons
and shit like that.
You get old, you understand.
I ain't wearing that shit.
Get that shit off my body, man.
That motherfucker make you have a rash.
Bro, I don't know.
You was like, hold on, I was sitting wrong.
God, I get a whole rash.
I know those drawers ain't do that.
You were like, what is that?
Now I don't wear them cheap ass drawers
because that motherfucker is turning
to his thongs on your ass.
Start rising up.
They got to keep adjusting their shit.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hey, that one I don't want.
That one I don't want them H&M drawers.
Let them pay.
See, I don't wear that cheap ass shit.
Take them goddamn.
I'm paying this thing.
Soon as you put them up, you like, hold up. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I ain't cheap ass shit. Take them goddamn shit. I'm paying this thing. Soon as you put them up, you like, hold up.
I ain't never stood up.
You gotta take these over.
It's all good.
I ain't even take them off like that.
They ain't even up.
I'm like, take them off.
No, I ain't fucking with that, man.
I can't fuck with H&M drugs.
You done bought them before.
You knew better than to go into H&M and buy some drugs.
You got to watch. They say mid trunks and shut trunks.
I didn't know.
I'm just thinking they some draw.
I done fucked around and got this shut, motherfucker.
Oh, my lord.
Oh, my lord.
Why would you do that?
I didn't know.
Why would you do that?
I ain't even wear no draw.
I threw them bitches way, gang.
Fuck that.
I'm a free ball.
I'm a free ball if I wasn't paying.
You hear me?
Fuck that, and that that's serious, J-Yo, you hear me?
I put my jeans on, I'm like,
bruh, I don't even feel all right, yeah?
Hey, I'ma be real with you.
No drawers and some jeans.
That's some diabolical shit, bruh.
What, you a too fat nigga, bro.
That's some shit from the psych ward right there.
Your ass gon' be okay without rain.
You can't be in the cell with nobody.
J ain't with no problems.
You ready for what else?
If you would have put them drawers on
and walked out the house a little,
they'd just show me who you are.
Fuck you talking about.
You know, you don't have a bitch.
Coop, nothing like that.
See, you want some little coops.
I'd rather have my shit.
I ain't never ever had a bitch in Coop.
No, you buzz.
A nigga my size, I would eat the box
before I walk out the store.
I got shit going. I ain't going to stand on the side. I need the box
So box of breathe I didn't know it was like the last
You cool you ain't worried about those small game
So all your is gonna be there. Yeah. You got me fucked up.
That way homie.
I threw them bitches away, gang.
No sir.
H&M, y'all gotta do better, man.
Them shut drawers ain't shut.
They're my panties.
But once I saw them Chinese people come out and say all this shit made in the same place.
Now that elastic be a little different.
I'm just saying, it made me look at luxury brands different.
Oh yeah.
Now I ain't knew I wasn't crazy all these years, because you can look at some of this
shit and then look at it like, it's literally the same shit.
For sure, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
And the crazy part about it, they just really were like,
they wasn't going to say nothing,
because it kind of go against the company policy,
if you say something.
But when they started coming at them, they like,
bro, we'll just let these folks know, bro, really, bro,
this shit don't cost nothing to make this shit.
Y'all the ones been getting over.
And then they came over and said,
nigga, we make the real shit from eight to four.
Right.
But from five to ten, all knockoffs, nigga.
And the Kray-Pot about it, you can't tell what a knockoff is.
They done got so good with that shit.
And what is a knockoff if they shit look just like it
and made with the same quality?
This my high question.
Is there two different companies?
This my high question, bro.
Right.
When they make the Oreo cookies, right?
Right.
Do they make the cookies first?
Or do they make the cream?
Because what kind of cookies are Oreo cookies?
Because the cookies are Oreo, right?
Oh, shit.
But what kind of cookies are, though?
Those are chocolate.
The main way for they dip in how you get them chocolate.
Well, it's the factory that just make the cookies.
You talking about the chocolate cookies?
Yeah.
So we like, we're going to sell y'all the cookies
and then some company will be like, well, we got the cream.
Because why they ain't never try to just sell us the cookies?
Without the cream, because the thing is going down.
The cookie is busted without the cookie, dude, the cookie,
it'll bust without the cream.
Yeah, it could be.
They tried to make them thin.
We're like, ah, well look, if you don't want all that cream,
we'll just give you some thin ones.
But think about it, when they put the shit in the McFlurry,
them just pieces, right?
They're mostly just cookies.
It ain't cream.
Yeah, them cookies.
The cream is ice cream.
Where the fuck the cookies be coming from?
That's when they came through the machine
and the cream didn't stick.
So they like, oh, we got some.
They would throw away that person.
They like the shake.
Yeah.
Then they were like, oh, now the shake's selling, too.
Some niggas want the shake more than the goddamn.
And we can put the shake in the ice cream.
Yeah.
We ain't trying to miss no money.
Well, we taking it all.
Even if I feel like you watch like modern marvels
or some shit, they would never show you
how they made the cookies, just the cream.
How the fuck they get the cream to be fluffy already, right?
Because if they just made the shit and it's warm,
that mean the shit gonna be soft, right?
So how the fuck are they doing this shit
in the refrigerator or something?
You half up. Because how the cream, they doing this shit in the refrigerator or something? You have fuck.
Cause how the cream, cause you'll never see like no spilt cream in the inside of the tray
or nothing.
It be perfect.
That cream be perfect.
Yeah.
Do they weigh them bitches?
Cause you ain't never even got to cook it ahead like a little bit of cream.
Like all the cream even in these bitches which is fucking impossible when you think about it.
But niggas ain't really checking you sleep.
I thought.
But how in hell?
You ain't never thought about this shit?
No, I just rubbed the cream off to eat the cookie.
Okay, bet. Let me ask you this, dear.
I opened that bitch just to rip it off to eat.
We all know that corn flakes is corn flakes, right?
And we all know that Frosted Flakes is just corn flakes with sugar on them.
Right.
So are they making these motherfuckers out the same batch?
Mm-hmm.
They put them to the side, put sugar on that.
All these people don't want all that sugar.
We need some for diabetics,
and we need some for motherfuckers that just like sugar.
The motherfuckers that just say corn flakes on them,
then you got a possible flavor.
They like Rice Crisp.
If you ever meet a motherfucker that just say corn flakes on them, then you got the frosted flakes burning. They like rice crisps. If you ever meet a motherfucker
that can eat corn flakes and don't add nothing to them,
don't fuck with them.
Them's the psycho people right there.
Plain corn flakes, no sugar, no bananas, no none of it.
I seen some shit that motherfuckers didn't even know
you're supposed to put bananas in the frosted flakes.
That's bullshit, ain't nothing going on.
You crazy as fuck. Y'all niggas grew up in fucked up society. You know you're supposed to put bananas in the Frosted Flakes. That's bullshit. I ain't not doing that.
You crazy as fuck.
Y'all niggas grew up in...
I can't eat no banana no more.
Fucked up society, bruh.
Don't you waste that fruit.
Yeah.
Don't you waste that fruit.
Shit.
Put that fruit in there.
If you buy some Frosted Flakes and don't get no bananas, I'm looking at you crazy like...
Hell no, no.
Yeah, no.
They gonna stab that bitch with the spoon, that shit gone.
You crazy.
You just don't know one banana,
you can cut that bitch into a hundred pieces there man.
Not with no butter knife.
Shit, with the spoon!
Butter knife, yeah, that shit just smushed.
Every time I think I know y'all,
I find out that I don't know y'all.
You grew up in that low stuff.
I'ma say it every chance I get.
No, that nigga had two options for butter.
That nigga had lobster tail in the morning. I don't even fuck with shit like that. You don't fuck with lobster tail. No, that nigga had two options for boy. Nigga had lobster tail in the morning.
I don't even fuck with shit like that.
You don't fuck with lobster tail?
No, that meat too is not for me.
Eww.
Nigga, my fuck with a guy.
Hey, boy, you better pick one.
Put your fat ass down.
For sure, for sure.
They ain't do that.
They call you fat guy.
Call me fat, because I wanna eat fruit with my slickers.
Get your fat ass on, man.
You fucked up. We ain't even have fruit better than that.
We got roaches.
Nigga.
Where that fruit going?
Yeah, they better get back to the cops.
Bitch, we back!
We back!
We can't sit here down.
They gotta eat that fruit while you walk in the door.
We need to sit there. They got a box.
You understand? We closed in.
You putting those bananas in the freezer, low.
Who got a fruit tray?
We put our fruit in the, what you call it, a zip lock bag.
We ain't got no fruit tray.
Have you ever noticed, though, when
you over at somebody's house who got roaches, or you got roaches,
every time you see a roach, the roach is moving
like it got something to do.
Like the roach ain't just out to be out.
Like the roach, he on a mission.
He on a mission like, Chris, come here.
Go to the kitchen and get us a Cheeto or something.
It's like he just out.
And he hope you don't see him too because y'all will be like,
You ever seen a roach and you could tell that the roach saw you cause he just get steel.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Cause you know when we walk the ground shake.
So when we walk and they be like,
oh shit, there that nigga go.
Yeah.
Damn, so they really try to walk on it.
They keep jumping back and forth on it.
Niggas start getting mad, I thought the nigga was asleep.
Then they just take off, That's why they run.
Once I found out that roaches fuck just like people fuck, that's when I knew that these
motherfuckers ain't just bugs.
Because roaches, if you think about it, these motherfuckers, they're the best bugs, right?
These motherfuckers got all the survival skills, but they pussy-cut, they won't go outside.
An outside roach and a house roach is huge difference.
It's too different.
Oh yeah.
The outside roach is good for about men.
It's on the, yeah, it moving and growing.
You know they got them water balls,
see nigga don't understand water balls
ain't nothing but big roaches that fly.
Exactly, exactly.
That grew up around water.
So when you thinking they getting the water
but that shit ain't men,
cause that little shit that's on top,
they just sit and float,
and move their little leg.
Get up out there.
Hold up, I gotta ask you this.
You ever hit the roach,
and the bitch didn't die,
then you saw him again,
you know it was the roach you hit,
cause he was all fucked up and shit like.
For sure, for sure.
You thought the nigga was gone.
His wings and shit be all frazzled.
I hit a roach, he went to go get some folk to help him.
He had like two on him in his ass.
I said, nigga, I'm gonna get all the friends.
What the fuck?
Fuck, thank you.
You ain't gonna get your problem.
He like, you gotta get me, and they gonna get out.
That shit was like minutes in style
when Kane got shot.
Get up, Roach.
Get up, Roach.
Everybody get hit.
I seen a Roach getting some head one time
Man come on
Like I'm gonna shoot you in the nuts
Mother fucker lay it on his back
Alright fuck it
Fuck it why would I sit here and lie to you
Alright bruh
Bro the roach was getting some head bruh
Was his feet kicking?
Man he was laying back
He on his back And he looking up you can see he lookin' up.
Broke his bitch right there.
I swear it looked like he had a little antenna on her head.
I seen that with my own eyes.
One antenna, one antenna like that.
Dang.
Go with that.
That's hilarious.
You're sick, bro.
You said that watch the motherfucker.
I ain't ain't gonna lie though.
I'm gonna tell you what's worse.
Oh, he done rolled you up another blunt.
But you got your blunt rolling like Lil Wayne, boy.
Man, I paid that nigga.
I paid that nigga $75 a week to roll these blunts.
Ooh!
I'll pick.
Let me see how he rolled up.
That nigga the last time he called me and and I ain't came through for him.
That what it's about.
Every time J.O.W. went and got down,
I'm, he lost, man.
J.O.W. in, he out there in the streets again.
Me and that nigga jump in my car, ride around,
go pick up J.O.W. in the dope house.
The dope house?
J.O.W. in the dope house.
He rid the dope house playing guitar. Come on, John I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. We know when he get to slip him back. Damn. You know, he...
You know, he tell me when he...
Yeah, man.
He take that guitar here with him.
That's why he keep the drugs.
He keep them damn shrooms, I told him.
He keep the drugs in the guitar like a rock star.
All that goddamn shroom.
Somebody, you be happy.
You gonna be happy, all right?
I knew the nigga was different.
Soon as he came in here with his head like Cynthia Albregret.
Man, that nigga cut it, grow it back, cut it, grow it back. He don't never cut shit. As soon as he came in here with his hair like Cynthia Albregret. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You stop big up now, but you know, I always take my style up time time But what you gonna do after that cuz you stuck? Oh, I'm just
All right, big hey man, they all they be mad at us like we told you to shut the fuck up
Are you you do know you still know you can say whatever the fuck you want to right? Oh, no for sure
Yeah, you always knew that right?
I just wanted to get you saying it on camera cuz all the comments that they'll be like me
Why you never let you fuck you mean let on camera, because all the comments that they be like, man, why you don't never let J-O,
what the fuck you mean let?
That nigga chose to shut the fuck up.
Promote your shit one more time.
Let them know where they can find you
and support your ass.
It's crazy that you say that,
because today we dropped a,
that's for sure for sure,
featuring the King Mali and J-O in.
Okay.
My nigga.
And that's doing well.
I'm about to send you my contract too, man.
Me and DC supposed to get a cut, because we believe in you first.
For sure?
Yeah.
Hear that laugh?
Yeah, nigga.
Hey bro, they say...
You're more than welcome to blow up.
You're more than welcome to blow up. You more than welcome to blow up.
Don't never not blow up because of us, nigga.
Blow up. For sure, for sure.
And then when you blow up, be like,
that is awesome as shit.
Don't make us have to find you and ask you for no money, bro.
Just throw us something.
And not just one time.
Every so often, nigga, throw us something.
Just throw me some features with people already on it.
Nah, I want some money.
I don't wanna do shit.
You just need me. Yeah, just throw me some bread. Not me, and then hope they get on it. No some features with people already on it. I don't wanna do shit. You just need me.
Yeah, just throw me some bread.
Not me, and then hope they get on it, no.
I already have them on it.
And then you come on and do it.
Don't throw your ass in here.
Hey man, I got everybody on it.
Who?
Whitney Houston, everybody.
Yeah.
Come on, come on that shit.
Nigga, everybody do.
Andre 3000, DC, you don't lie.
What's that, I gotta do the truth?
You do the shroom? You did a flip.
You gotta pretend like you did a shit.
Man, I'm so fucked up.
I'm fucked up.
I'm fucked up.
I'm gonna get in the mood right here.
The best shrooms I ever had, these motherfuckers
were like fleshed on vitamins, man.
There was like some candy, and then you ate gas.
Boy, I gave that nigga some, he was scared as fuck.
That one was the best one though.
Man.
What was the worst one?
The worst one is probably just the raw.
The raw shrimp, oh my God.
You don't want that.
No.
Don't do that.
Because first of all, them bitches hit way different.
Right.
Way different.
These bitches like 10 times stronger when you just
do the fucking flowers.
But the candy be good.
Like the candy be mellow.
Candy kind of like stepped on a little bit.
But it take a minute before the shit kick in.
That's what be getting people fucked up.
OK.
So they'll be waiting.
And they'll be like, man, this shit ain't hit.
Hit it again.
Then that shit just snap on.
And you like, oh!
Woo! Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Yeah, boy that shit.
Nigga be telling me they having fun.
Y'all don't know me.
He was the same way.
Tell him, bruh.
I can't do that shit.
The crazy part is that Sam been there the whole time,
nigga.
But it just, I don't know what that shit is, man.
You just, the attention to detail be so goddamn crazy, man.
And then we got to add to the hotel.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
I want to be able to control what I'm on here.
Listen, you saying, bro?
It's like that little bad kid when they be like,
y'all let him go on a field trip.
And y'all just, ain't nobody keep an eye on him.
That's that nigga. I don't know what he gonna do.
That's what I'm telling you. The whole thing,
the whole experience is that's literally what it is, bro.
You just pay attention to the details of every fucking thing.
Shit, that was there the whole time,
but you ain't never even gave a fuck.
Like you'll be sitting there looking at the camera
like boy that red on that bitch
brightening the motherfuckers life.
Then you don't see this bro,
but it's 13 little bulbs in that bitch.
Look count them bitches.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
That's 13 little lights in that bitch.
Bro I did that when I was on pill, bro.
Ain't no telling what the fuck you did.
I don't know how a motherfucker did.
Don't know what I did.
I, it's, how y'all be describing it was like cool.
I'm just glad I was able to escape.
But I also remember how I walked.
You were doing Zans and shit.
Bro, I was emotional.
Bro, I took a Xanax one time,
woke up with one goddamn shoe on.
Don't know what your other shoe was.
In the bed, fully clothed, one shoe on. Don't know what your other shoe is.
In the bed, fully clothed, one shoe on.
Don't know.
Don't know when the fuck I went to bed.
They get them for antiperspirant shit, bruh.
They supposed to make you forget.
How the fuck you stay woke though?
How you stay woke?
This shit make you black out.
This is what it does.
It makes you live in like 15 second increments, gang.
That shit make you black out.
So you forget the last 15 and you in this 15.
Now once that 15 done went, you forgot the last 15,
but you just keep living so you never really
get a chance to trip.
So it's for 4B depression, bro.
After that blackout, I was like,
bro, I don't want none of this.
You would think somebody stole from you and everything.
Went to the store, got a $10 vault song
that gave you 8.50.
Soon as you get to the car, you like,
I said, hey, $10.
What the hell?
I don't never wanna, I ain't drinkin' no more syrup either.
Well, nigga, they got me for $2.
You was on the serve too?
Man, I drunk some syrup one time.
Who did?
I drank some syrup one time, tried to get some pussy,
ended up just swiping my dick up and down like a credit card.
I got two out.
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Dick's soft as baby feet.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ah!
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Long like a credit card.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
P-hole to wee wee hole.
Ha ha ha.
Old whip.
Tap to pay that motherfucker.
Uh-huh. Soft as baby it. Chapter Pay That Man.
Uh-huh.
It's about two hours.
He's not.
I can't get no pussy.
All I can do is stand up and do the helicopter.
I'm telling you.
Ah!
Pop, pop, pop.
Oh!
I made these.
Oh, God damn.
So that was it for the lean.
That's it.
He's talking about P-Ho to Wee Wee Ho.
P-Wee Ho to Wee Wee Ho, it all the way.
And they say he can hold you in the helicopter.
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you, bruh?
Amen.
Now the lean had you fucked up, gang, bruh.
Motherfucker ain't talking about that.
Listen, just go sleep.
At this point. With that.
You on the massage, baby?
Ain't no fucking going on.
Can't move, all I'm doing.
But the great barbie barbie, she so gangsta,
she letting you try.
Forever.
For long.
Two hours.
She committed to it.
She just sitting there.
That's what she...
Was she on it too?
No.
I'm gonna say her pussy probably went hard.
But she got that.
Her pussy stompin' some more.
She just sat right there.
Girl, you ain't gonna believe what he wants to do, girl.
I love the pussy that you get.
He just want to run from me.
When you wake up in the middle of the night
and then she yawn and then the pussy yawn too.
Love when the pussy yawn.
That's a fact. Hell yeah.
Damn bro, that's funny bro.
P-ho to wee wee ho, whatever.
That's it.
That's it.
It's over with.
That's it.
After me, I'm so tired of chicken.
You guess all you want?
I need some odd chicken.
You ordered the other shit?
Thank you.
Okay, I don't eat no more chicken.
I don't have any chicken.
You got oxtails too?
You got to order three meals?
Yeah.
Hungry, man.
Dog.
You don't eat one of them every time, though?
No, I eat all of them shit.
Oh.
I don't know.
What you going through?
Fly eat three meals.
It's like, bro, you work.
I eat three meals, and you got to slow it down, bro.
Nigga start talking about blood.
Where's the nigga start?
You and me pulling me to the side.
But you the last week. Oh, I been brown. What? Man, that niggas start giving me, pulling me to the side. But you the off weight.
Oh, I been brown.
What?
Man, hey, don't start that shit, nigga.
Come on now, you know the nigga
was the biggest bookman one time.
Hey.
That one I thought he was making too much money.
I was like, all right.
Bro, nah, all jokes aside,
I started going to the gay marriage.
How you gonna tell me where to put my jokes at?
Well, look, no bullshit.
I started going to the gay marriage. Hey, all jokes aside.
No joking.
And I slow down on the liquor, too.
That's the stepdad way of trying to goddamn get serious.
Hey, all jokes aside.
Right, right, right.
What you mean, you want to get serious right now?
I don't give a fuck.
I'm still playing.
Nigga, shit don't get serious till you go to the hospital.
Nigga, fuck you, Tom. That's funny. As long as you ain't get serious till you go to the hospital. Nigga fuck you, I'm playing.
That's funny.
As long as you ain't had a medical intervention, nigga.
Damn.
So what?
You just stopped drinking alcohol?
No, I said I slowed down.
Oh, okay.
That's why I'm saying, the weight slowed down,
but it dealt.
Nah, that's shit.
That nigga was drinking a bottle of Darhulio at night, though.
I played, man.
I pulled him to the side.
I can't get that, you slowed down. You slowed, my boy used to get drunk. Hey, I pulled him to the side. I can't get that. You slow down. You slow down. My boy used to get drunk.
I pulled him to the side.
I thought I was going to beat a nigga up one time.
I pulled him to the side.
I said, hey now, hey.
He was drunk.
Oh, okay.
This guy, all this Don Julio shit.
I knew this shit nigga had a problem though, because he looked at me and he said, what,
Lowe's?
Because I had one, maybe two drinks.
What that make me?
I was like, nah, first of all, this ain't no Lowe's.
This ain't Lowe's.
This ain't Lowe's.
This ain't Lowe's.
This ain't Lowe's.
This ain't Lowe's.
This ain't Lowe's. This ain't Lowe's. This ain't Lowe's. This ain't Lowe's. This ain, Lowe's? Cause I had one, maybe two drinks. What that make me? Alcoholic?
I'm like, nah, first of all,
this ain't the temptation.
Calm your ass down.
Lowe's look at anybody who drink it as an alcoholic.
You supposed to.
Oh no, when CBR niggas be doing alcoholic shit
and I catch you, then you realize how far you done stray.
This nigga started drinking by himself.
When I say the nigga pulled a single bottle out his booth,
I was like, oh fuck.
Look at him, look at the bottle.
That's an alcoholic.
This ain't no damn party.
But no, now saying we having a little shindig,
here come low.
Now, you got your liquor?
Nigga want me to host a party here?
He don't mind me doing the alcoholic.
But if it's just me and him.
And you need to slow down on that shit.
Somebody gotta entertain the hoes.
Somebody gotta be the bartender to entertain the hoes.
Look, when you drinking with the hoes, you celebrate.
And when you drinking without no hoes,
then you sad.
You sad, then.
You're like, ah, that.
You on your way to deep depression when you just drink
and no hoes left.
We ain't looking through that motherf**ker's ass.
We gonna take him back.
N***a had half-crump, no reason.
Soon as n***a get drunk, b**** say s**t.
We don't say s**t, bruh.
B**** don't take back to the morgue, b****.
I'm sprayin' out.
Sob is a motherf**ker.
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Well, I'm telling I grew up with people who drink rough anyone never good
Yeah, I don't drink that one. I don't care. It's awesome. I see a every time I see a bar. I'm like
My you know how bad my eyebrow go every time I see a bar. I'm like man
My eyebrow go up. Every time I see a bald, I'm like, man.
That's why I think the ugliest shit in the world
is seeing a grown man cry.
What you say?
On that liquor.
On that liquor.
And then I told you.
That's a different type of cry.
In Mississippi, bro, you see a nigga,
old nigga, you lose all respect for him.
That nigga old lady at work sucking dick.
He crying like a motherfucker.
Like, this is what part of the game is this?
What happened, though?
Oh, nigga.
I used to work with this old nigga named Screwball.
Yeah.
This nigga was a fool, bruh.
Screwball was a motherfucking fool.
That nigga came home, this nigga was fucking
the shit out of this lady, bruh.
Ooh.
He called her.
Man, mid-stroke, slamlamming that motherfucking head.
And she's short.
She about five feet tall, maybe.
He dogging.
300 pounds.
He dogging.
He's five feet high, man.
About 300, real.
Hold on, time out.
Wait a minute.
I thought you was talking about him.
Now this nigga's fucking a baby gorilla.
So look, first of all, the nigga that came home
after working about 15 hours, he gotta see this shit.
Why the nigga, why the nigga fuck this wife
and whooped his ass?
The nigga, this is a true story.
Nigga got whooped with a fucking jack iron.
This man, he tricked, man, this motherfucker arm,
he can't make the work, this motherfucker arm
about this big, about 400 stitches in that motherfucker.
This nigga still work, I feel so bad for him.
I feel so bad, I know this shit hurt, bro.
I know this shit hurt.
But look, all day, this nigga got this big head arm,
he working with one arm, working like a muf.
But the nigga got the big bottle of that granddaddy whiskey.
He got it in the other house, like the house next door
we had already bricked that bitch, but the window up.
Every time he walked by the goddamn window,
that nigga get him.
Man, and we in the hot sun, so about two o'clock,
he fucked up, cried, bro.
He cried like a muffin.
He all hurt.
Man, I just miss him, man.
I can't believe that shit.
You, Cullo, you ever just tried to hug like a baby cow?
Nigga.
And that's the last time he remember that nigga just dogging that bitch.
That nigga threw their arm up to keep that nigga from hitting him in the face.
That motherfucker.
That's what got him fucked up.
He got hit right here with a motherfucking jacket.
That nigga had about 400 stitches right there, bruh.
That nigga armed with this motherfucking big.
Bruh, that's the worst thing you could do.
Catch your bitch cheating
and that nigga beat your ass like that.
He whooped shit out of you.
Worst of all, he gotta put his clothes on.
You wait right there.
You wait right there. You wait right there. I'm gonna whoop your out of you. He's gotta go to work at the mall, he gotta put his clothes on. You wait right now. You wait right now.
You wait right now.
I'm gonna whoop your motherfucking ass.
What?
And fly.
You wait in there, hey I'm gonna whoop your ass.
He naked so he gotta wait.
He gotta get a nigga's ass out of the way.
Come on then.
Put the shit on.
That nigga didn't have no strategy.
Nigga.
It's a cold world.
But what if he probably ran up on the naked though? Hey that nigga had you fucked up man.
That nigga caught that dick no swung.
You fucked the bitch beat him up that time.
Get your hair.
Get your motherfucking hair.
I ain't killed.
Fuck that nigga.
Fuck bro.
Big ass bitch. Come help me with this bitch. Ah! Ah! Look at that, nigga. Ah! Fuck, bro. Ah!
Big ass bitch, come help me with this bitch.
Ah!
That's right.
You just keep that going.
Leave him alone.
It's OK, man.
Ah!
Ah!
That's crazy, man.
What if you catch a girl fucking
and then she don't even stop?
She just look.
Ooh.
What you doing here, screwball?
Ah! Hey, man. That shit crazy. She just looking. Ooh. What you doing here, screwball?
Wow.
Hey man, that shit crazy.
Damn, that's horrible though.
Nigga don't never come back from that.
But see, that's a level of hurt that'd be like,
bro that could drive a nigga crazy.
That's what I was just about to say.
Nigga never come back from that.
He ain't gonna never be, he don't trust nobody.
Bro, he ain't gonna trust a bitch to say he like it.
Every bitch he fuck with is getting fucked just like that.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
What you gonna do with a bitch?
Bitch, I'm gonna do that too.
That nigga so scarred.
Even the words, I call you back is triggering it and,
yeah, I.
Yeah.
Let me call you right back.
Ah.
Say no more.
But the other nigga, he knew he could beat Screwball A.
Because if you just go to a nigga house, you ain't got no words.
I don't think he knew.
He was scared, too.
That nigga had to use a jacking iron, bruh.
Oh, yeah.
Shout out to Screwball.
That was a funny nigga, man.
Screwball A.
He don't mind me.
Boy, that shit be rough.
He don't mind me.
That liquor has me fucked up, man.
They do.
Nigga give up on everything.
Mm-hmm. You got to be a social... It's different how people drink too much. Your liquor has men fucked up, man. They do. They give up on everything.
Mm-hmm.
You gotta be a social...
It's different how people drink too much.
Yeah, but when you start having your liquor in your shoe and shit...
You got a problem, guy.
Every time I see you, I can holler at your domestic.
Nah. These niggas...
One thing about my group of niggas, my friends and shit, these niggas don't never get
too fucked up.
Right.
These are real different kind of niggas
because these niggas know exactly what it's lying at.
And then we do be at work.
Nigga, I remember.
They don't give a damn.
You, it would fly, it would fly low beam.
They would walkin' past the road,
me clayin' the bag and they're drinkin'.
Them niggas all three shook their head.
They kept walkin'. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha These niggas working their ass off from Stag. We done did it out of time. Back there drinking our love, man.
Oh, good show, fellas.
Ha ha ha ha.
That fun though.
That fun get to work and then go chill and have fun.
Hey man, what's that word you made up?
Which one?
Recognization.
That was that word.
Y'all did something like.
Recognization. You understand me, right? Shit. Recognization. That was that word. Something like that. Recognization.
You understand me right?
Shit.
Recognization.
Yeah man.
Shout out to all the people who drink responsibly.
And fuck you to all the people who get drunk and wanna fight.
Shit.
Fuck y'all.
For sure, for sure.
Like you a bar local.
When they call you a local.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You having the usual time? That's what you want? Friday too. Yeah, you know local. When they call you a local. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You having the usual time?
That's what you want?
Sliding, too.
Yeah, I feel it.
Long day.
You know who the funny drunk motherfucker though?
Who that?
The nigga that get drunk and swear he gonna whoop
anybody ass that fuck with you.
That's the funniest drunk nigga to me.
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
Aye, aye, aye, aye. Anybody fuck with, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, out like this hat over there. Whole time, nigga, hat all the way over there.
They was like, what?
They knocked this hat.
I tell you what, I'm about to get it.
By the time that liquor come down and you sitting at home with that knot.
And that knot ain't going nowhere.
That knot ain't going nowhere.
That knot ain't never going nowhere, boy.
That shit on your ass.
And you're going to have to sit right there and remember that shit when you wake up. That knot ain't never going nowhere, boy. That shit on your ass.
And you gonna have to sit right there
and remember that shit when you wake up.
You gonna be like, damn.
Listen, that's how you know you got your ass beat.
If it's quiet the next day
and ain't nobody saying nothing to you,
you got your ass whooped.
You got your ass whooped.
If they keep saying, hey, you all right?
You good?
You good?
Yeah, I'm smooth.
You sure? You all right? Hey, boy, you all right? You good? You good? Yeah, I'm smooth. You sure?
You all right?
Hey, you think you were trippin' last night?
Hey, but you was on one, boy.
You was on one last night.
What are we doing?
Pfft.
Pfft.
Hey.
I tried to tell you to stop, bro,
but I didn't think you was gonna run up on a bro like that.
You know, the other funny drunk motherfucker to me
is the motherfucker who get told, too fast.
Too fast.
Two shot, gone.
No, these motherfuckers been drinking, they been drinking, big drinking.
For about an hour straight and they just on their ass.
Oh, shot for shot.
Oh, this motherfucker.
But he's in the locker, yeah, yeah.
So how that work like?
This be the motherfucker who end up sleep on the front seat. Like, there.
So how that is, when they got a long tolerance,
but that shit kick in like right at the end.
Like they can drink all night with like
that last 30 minutes in.
Over with it, yeah.
Great.
Shit face.
No.
Drank it?
No, what?
They like, I'm good, I'm good.
Then 20 minutes over here.
Vroom.
People don't realize you got to train and drink.
He don't need to hit a nigga for it no more.
He just vroom.
It's over with.
Vroom.
He just throw up on his ass.
Vroom.
Nobody want to catch him.
Vroom.
Vroom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He's there trying to talk to her.
He looking for help.
Nobody wanna help.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, he's always n****s with coins.
I'm telling you, when it's on, they can't stop.
They got their phone, and they're about to die.
They fly, they been tripping.
Like, get up, fly dog, you can drink with me.
Oh!
That nigga fly trying to drink with the mid dog, man.
Look at his ass.
Man, I told you to put some food on your stomach, man.
You can't drink like me, nigga.
It's over with.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good. I think I'm good. I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good. I think I'm good. Okay. Okay.
And the crazy part about it, they want another shot.
Give me a shot.
Hey look, they want another.
Man, we still drinking this nigga blood.
Bro, you don't understand, bro.
I can't stand them niggas, bro.
Bro.
You don't understand. Bro. I think as a them niggas, bro. Bro. You know what I'm saying?
Bro.
I think as a man and women around, you can't be getting more fucked up than a woman.
You ain't.
Nigga, I'm not gonna help you.
You ain't bitches.
You're a total...
Get your a...
Cause your sweat ain't fine.
Cause they been drinking for an hour and a half.
Oh yeah.
That last 30 minutes.
That way it all catch up.
Sometimes you bout to walk over with it.
That's what it's like cause you been sitting down.
The AC kick him. Yeah when it all gets up. Sometimes you bout to walk over it.
That's when it gets.
Yeah, cause you been sitting there.
The AC kick him.
Yeah, and he stand up.
Well, I'm gonna go get out of here.
You just fall down.
Oh, when that AC hit him.
Your head no.
Yeah, when you got them stand up
and you been going shot for shot,
and your leg buckle,
oh, bitch, you better get out of there.
I'm telling you, it's the temperature
when that AC hit him.
It's a wrap.
It's like, woof.
But that ride home, though, when that AC blowing.
And that motion sickness, ain't it?
I don't know what it is, but nigga, it feel good.
Bruh, I knew that shit wasn't for me.
When I went to Hawaii, I ain't had no weed.
So I was like, fuck, I'm drinking it now.
Ooh.
Nigga, I was drinking some goddamn Crown.
That was the worst decision I ever made, bro.
What happened?
When I got, I drunk the crown.
I ain't have but two cups of this shit, crown and coke.
Man, I get back to the room, I lay in the bed,
I feel like all night the bed ain't do shit,
but this right here, it's spinning around.
Ooh, I can't do it.
I was fucked up.
I can't do it.
Never again.
I can't do it.
That was the last time I even drank some shit. That was a minute ago. I can't do it. Never again. I can't do it. That was the last time I even drank some shit.
That was a minute ago.
I can't do it.
I went through my little trying to get drunk.
See, I ain't never hit the brown.
I only played with white.
See, I'm smart.
No, fuck you.
I played with white because I saw what brown did.
So I just tried to find the best white,
but I could never find a good white.
Man, you get you some vodka and cranberry.
You'll feel like 50 Cent in the club video. That's all I can think about when I think some vodka and cranberry. You'll feel like 50 Cent in the club video.
That's all I can think about when I think of vodka and cranberry.
They just had an exclusive.
That bitch was so pissed off.
Go shorty. It's your birthday.
Oh, yeah.
That is spoof?
Yeah.
If you ain't got no drink, I'll get you a spoof.
That was called a drink, bro.
I'll get you a spoof.
Y'all don't fuck with it.
I've had enough experiences to know that that shit is a lifestyle.
Yeah, that ain't nothing.
Oh, that alcohol shit is just another drug.
It is.
Okay, what nobody say?
That shit is a drug.
It's just legal.
Bro, but how y'all like, okay, it's a drug, nigga.
You can have more fun when I'm...
It's a drug.
Nigga, niggas, niggas, who's gonna be a smoke doc?
Niggas be sitting laid back, chill.
I hope you shut the fuck up. Hey, man, let's turn the fuck up. No. Niggas, niggas, who done been smoked out? Niggas be sitting laid back, chill.
I hope you shut the fuck up.
Hey, man, let's turn the fuck up.
No.
No, that's why we snuck the weed.
Niggas, who hide?
They sitting back, chilling.
We smoked weed to turn down.
We done smoked weed to turn up.
Yeah, we ain't trying to do all that shit.
We definitely don't want to be around niggas that be like,
bleh.
Like, who the fuck this nigga here?
The women twerking, them niggas laid back chilling.
You feel me?
Them bitches going crazy.
That's because we been sitting there trying
to understand the psychology of why she doing this.
That's hilarious, bro.
And then my sister, she so aggressive.
She a alpha female.
Let her get some of that alcohol, let her.
She gonna punch somebody.
Punch? Oh my her. Oh! She gonna punch somebody. Punch?
Oh my goodness.
Oh.
It's to the point where it's like, you know what, bro?
Some point, you gotta know when to cut that shit out.
Oh yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
Cause that's good.
That alcohol, I'm telling you, it's not even that.
If you ever notice some people that be real cool people
when they ain't on alcohol
But the moment they get on alcohol it makes them be the person that they are controlling
damn Yeah
You just say something
You see him be like damn, but he be controlling the hell out that motherfucker when he's straight. Some people need to drink
That's the only way they can find some courage
Motherfuck get drunk and start saying real shit.
Like some phy-philosophical shit?
Like that?
What?
Yeah, say that one more time.
Philosophical shit.
Say that one more time.
Nah, here we go, we're gonna turn the mic this way
so we can get it real clear.
And it's on you, buddy.
Phil-
Yup, get it right.
Philosophical shit.
Appreciate it.
Thank you, buddy. Philosophical shit. Appreciate the help.
Thank you, buddy.
Philosophical shit.
That's what you say.
Man, you start saying words you spell.
We ain't make you want to understand shit on a deeper level.
Man, edit that shit out.
No, don't edit that out.
Man, we're gonna keep this shit in here, guy.
Hold up, bro.
Nigga, I seen that Joe button shit.
They said this nigga making a million dollars a month.
We gotta do this shit different.
Million dollars a month doing what?
Podcast.
What the fuck you doing?
But you ain't gonna do what Joe do.
Joe get on that mad every week.
I don't got enough shit to be mad.
Yeah, that nigga Joe be mad by shit
that he don't need kev by friend.
You gonna be mad by this?
It was one guy on 85 South.
Yo, shout out to those guys.
Some fat motherfucker.
Like goddamn.
What the fuck with Joe?
That ain't gonna see me at the studio.
Hey Joe, all that fat shit, yo.
Hey dawg.
Now who fucked with Joe?
Switch this whole shit up.
What we finna do, man?
Let's start arguing on this motherfucker.
I'm not finna miss this man.
Start throwing drinks is it?
No.
Don't throw no drink in my face baby.
No.
Blah.
Oh what we throwing up?
Look at that nah man.
Everybody getting to the money.
Get to the money there.
Y'all gotta have a little drinking game or shit.
No.
I'm not.
Look at this nigga there.
Why we gotta have a drinking game?
Aye, no y'all ain't gotta play it out just drink it. Look at this nigga here. Why we gotta have a drinking game?
Hey, dawg, y'all ain't gotta play it out, just drink it.
Y'all have to spin the wheel around this motherfucker.
Hey, if you and a group of niggas are y'all playing a drinking game, y'all game.
Got to get him to drink.
They got to get him to drink alcohol.
Put me up, bruh.
You know how the women can do Carissa, please, and drink.
Yeah, what?
Nigga, nigga shouldn't have a game night.
All right, that's funny.
The nigga dude pull up and smoke,
but the nigga pull up to drink.
Yeah, you can't do that.
That's a little different.
That's a little different.
I pull it up on you with a bottle, we just...
No, don't fuck you, bitch.
Let's get drunk.
You better leave that motherfucker.
You know what that come with?
Oh, y'all just start talking about some real shit. See, women get drunk. They got an agenda when They get drunk. You better leave that motherfucker. Cause you know what they come with? Oh, y'all just start talking about some real shit.
See women get drunk.
He been a bitch.
He been a bitch.
They got an agenda when they get drunk.
They get around each other when they get drunk.
See they should nanny gans be different.
They'll fuck around and be like, call your ex.
Call him on FaceTime, pull your titty out.
Bitch, we love you.
We ain't doing that.
Hey bro, call your girl, put your dick out.
Nah, nah, just show her the nuts.
Just show her the nuts, boy.
Man, what if a woman asked you just to send the nuts?
Like that she brag on your niggas.
Like the niggas out of the bus.
You know how they were trying to build up?
They were trying to build up to the pussy.
Like what if you was building up to send the niggas,
you sending nuts, bro?
No, but are you bold?
That's out of bounds.
How the fuck you taking a bitch out of your nuts?
You got to have one leg up.
Yo, what if she want that angle to see the bottom of her hole?
Then you send that leg like a spider.
Why that shit so funny, bro?
Oh, shit! That shit never be funny, bro? Oh, shit! That shit's gonna be funny, bro.
You gotta put a camera like that.
Don't say that, motherfucker.
Put a picture of your neck first, bro.
I got the camera!
You're trying to hit the ass out of me.
No.
His ass in there.
His ass in there.
His ass in there.
You gotta do like that, too.
You gotta put the little smiley face.
Put the emoji on him.
That nigga put the tongue out on his own neck.
He gotta put the bitch out with the movement
off that motherfucker.
Bro, that's funny, bro.
You just gotta pull him out the dick hole
and lay him on your stack.
Look at the city.
Oh, boy. You can sit up here. Oh boy.
You'll get that meat later.
That thing just hit a nut.
Sit my B6 attachments.
All nuts.
It ain't nothing.
All nuts.
Boy, that's funny, bro.
Straight testicles.
Ah, that thing just hit a nut, man. That thing just got crazy. That's funny, bro. Straight testicles. Ah, that nigga had city nuts, man.
That nigga had crazy.
That's funny, bro.
There go your other food.
Thank you.
That's what I'm waiting on, because I just about to buddy
die.
It's peace.
Thank you so much.
Tony, what you would do if a nigga just sent you a picture
of his nuts?
Nuts only.
Man, he done hit the dick from it.
You can see it, he like this.
It's just nuts.
It's just nuts.
He only want you to see the nut.
And you see the little line between the nuts.
You see the little line.
This nigga just sent the whole coin purse.
He just sent the whole coin purse.
She just sent the whole thing.
The coin purse.
The whole coin purse.
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, that's what they call that?
Nigga try to do a flip like you ain't round nobody, is she?
Check your phone.
What the fuck is this?
You sick bastard!
She don't know if it's titties or what.
She like, what is this?
It's a titties!
Hey, my son was watching Cocoa Millie.
You see what I'm talking about?
Why you send me a picture of your elbow?
She think it's the elbow.
Boy, that is hilarious, bro.
It's the sick niggas out here like that, bro.
They just sitting there. They just sit in the nuts.
They know it's not offensive if you only sit in the nuts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Todd, that offensive, you know my nuts?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you mean to tell me that sexual harassment
and all that shit with the nut, I hit the dick.
I did not show my dick.
Your Honor, Your Honor, I purposely,
if you could look at the picture,
exhibit A, I cropped the dick out the way.
Oh, shit.
That is not sexual harassment.
The nut is part of the skit.
So you mean about some nuts?
That's an arm, Your Honor.
That's crazy.
You could have just sent it back.
You didn't have to.
You got the lower body.
You got the lower body.
Boy, that's how it look.
You got the lower body.
You got the lower body.
Hey, nigga, knock on your door.
You're on the wrist.
Activate the race. Fool. Everybody nuts.
Get the fuck on the floor.
Get the fuck on the floor.
Nutritory race.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, bitch.
You a nutter, Philly.
She gonna text back, don't you ever send me a picture of them big old nuts. You're a nutter, Philly.
She gonna text back, don't you ever send me a picture of them big old nuts.
She gave you a compliment at the same time.
You ass, the big nut motherfucker.
You must have got this shit off the internet, son.
Ain't no way. Ain't no way.
And nigga, take some of that Zoom off.
Get that, Yoas.
He tell me, you got this on the internet.
I got this on the internet.
Oh, shit, he got that Yoas.
Look, that nigga's here.
He never gonna have my nuts.
Boy, that's hilarious, bruh.
Hold on a whole sec.
Bro, she don't need that Yoas.
Who got the biggest nuts in the game?
Boy, that's hilarious, bro.
It's funny, boy.
There's a woman somewhere that didn't ask for just the nuts.
Just the nuts.
Can you send me some?
It may sound weird, but don't look at me funny.
You thought you could take a picture of your nuts?
What? Freaking ass nigga, he mad, but he gonna send it.
Yeah, play that bitch.
Play that bitch.
Niggas be like, man, let me see how I can do this shit.
A nigga gonna try.
He's gonna be know how the picture look like.
Man, this is bullshit.
Fuck!
What if he set the top on his phone and promised?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Nigga, fuck around and put his self in it, too. Fuck, you ain't gonna never get out of there, boy. That's hilarious, boy.
I can't even press my...
I know a nigga who take pictures of him nuts from the back,
ain't talking shit to me.
Bitch, you told me to.
Bitch, you told me to.
I'm trying to make you happy.
I'm trying to make you happy.
I'm trying to make you happy. you told me to. Bitch, you told me to.
I'm trying to make you happy.
Look, he do have his food.
He said, you told me to.
Hold up, you better get this shit out of your shirt.
Oh shit.
I gotta eat that in peace.
What, nigga? You got the shit on you. You leaned into the food, nigga.
What the fuck you watching in there?
What the fuck?
Y'all didn't come here to check.
Hell, I'm sorry.
Y'all need to take this shit to Syria.
Zip your pants up.
Nigga, what?
Who y'all got that camera on?
He was that damn talking about them nuts.
He was checking the seat.
Ain't nobody nuts out there.
Make sure you zoom in and make sure everybody's nuts is put up. Hey, y'all, do y'all got that camera on? He was that damn talking about them nuts. He was checking the seat. Ain't nobody nuts out, is it?
Make sure you zoom in.
Make sure everybody nuts is put up.
They've been on this for a little minute, man.
So what was I saying there?
Hey, put your nuts up.
Nah, you got that shit on your hoodie.
Yeah, I did.
It's the unzip one you were doing the screwball
when you said screwball.
Man.
Screwball was fucking beating that nigga ass
at the same time.
Screwball was living.
I just think it's wild shit.
Being around a bunch of old drunk motherfuckers, man.
That's so, that made you be like,
why here now, drunk in the movie.
Drunk in the movie.
Yeah, no.
I just seen too many cool drunks, though.
I done seen too many niggas apologize.
Oh, shit.
You know, they're apology.
I'm like, bro.
I had to do it not too long ago.
What happened?
I don't know what I did.
I was like, I know I probably...
No, you were cool.
I was like, you sure?
What you do, bro?
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Hey, you a vacationer today, a nigga too, bro.
That's good, bro. A little light, bro.
I love that shit, bro. Nah, that nigga be going over there doinger there nigga too, brother. That's good, bro. Little light, bro.
I love that shit, bro.
Nah, that nigga be going over there doing the most though,
man.
I love that shit.
You ain't see that nigga.
This nigga all in the El Salvador shit
with some bruh roll on.
Listen, bro, the nigga can go in
and act like he one of the people.
That be the funny shit.
Yeah, you can't be doing that shit, man.
All right, that nigga is not Latin.
That's cultural appropriation.
If you would see how they be trying to,
because to me, I think I speak straight Spanish.
No, you don't.
I'm speaking in my mouth.
You just be adding the O to everything.
They're motherfuckers, Jimmy.
What?
What?
What?
Them motherfuckers, they shake their head at me.
Loco.
Motherfucker, I know you call me crazy, bitch.
Man, this shit be fun watching C.E. have fun, bro.
I'm talking about, he been dab dive in the middle of the club.
Soft as shit.
I'm like, bro, this nigga is in danger as El Salvador.
He don't know.
Having a time in his life.
Bro, it just be like, you don't be noticing some of them excursions, like, you know what
I'm saying, till you get there.
So it might be like a hike.
Nigga, then he be like, boy, nigga, get the swing.
Like, on the pictures, everybody's smiling, but it like, nigga, then he be like, boy, nigga, the swag, like, on the pictures everybody smiling,
but he like, nigga, they ain't,
this shit's a hard work.
Niggas don't know the horse type.
I know the horse was type.
You had to hike, you had to hike to a club?
No, half an hour.
You know, we be in a different little scenery.
So we go, I'm on a goddamn horse now.
Horse keep stopping, that motherfucker got a bruff, like,
cause you heavy. And I'm putting all my horse, the horse keeps stopping. That motherfucker got a bruff lock. Cause you heavy.
And I'm putting all my weight down on that motherfucker.
Cause you know when they start going on a rock,
I start on that nigga by the neck.
He telling me he choking.
He choking, man.
But as long as you having fun, what's all that matter?
That's all that matter. What's all that matter? Cause the end of the day, as long as you having fun, bro, that's all that matters. That's all that matters.
That's all that matters.
Cause the thing, the end of the thing,
a nigga know you having fun.
I'm like, look at this nigga, bruh.
He just do whatever they just allow him to do.
He ain't gonna do it.
Can that shit be cheaper than,
like if a nigga go to the club in the States
and do little shit like that,
like that shit don't be fun to me no more, bro.
You sitting around watching people drink liquor,
you ain't even, you ain't even a fucker.
Yeah, they using the fuck out your ass.
You really said going for the dance.
Yeah, man, so, oh boy.
Soon as that liquor gone, boy, them bitches disappear, boy.
Where'd your liquor went?
Yeah, they love you.
She in another section, drinking some new liquor.
Not out there, huh?
Not out there. They love you for real. They love you for real. And that out there, huh? That out there.
They love you for real.
They love you for real.
They love you for who?
As long as you got a few dollars for your pocket.
That's anywhere you go in the world.
Baby, you buy a pussy.
Oh no, hell no.
That's separate.
It's separate.
That's the whole nother month.
He keep.
As long as you got a few dollars on you.
He keep that money in the left pocket.
Regular life money. He ask me where she going? Where you going? I got a couple of dollars left pocket. Regular life money.
Where you going?
I got a couple of dollars in here.
Regular life money.
I ain't in hell now.
I ain't never bought no pussy.
But after I get it, I do leave it on the dresser.
It's up to them when they take it.
Yeah.
I like how you clean that up.
You come back and see if they get it or not.
And you go, and they ask what's it or not? There you go. There you go.
Black.
And the ass watching.
Propena?
No propena with me.
I can't even push it.
You're pushing me.
Yeah, you better laugh.
We ain't taking none of this out.
Oh, nigger.
I'm working on a new joke.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you better.
I'm doing an international company.
You know, this is raw uncut.
That nigger said propena.
I'm working on a new joke.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you better.
I'm doing an international company.
You know, this is raw uncut. That nigger said propena. I'm working on a new joke. Oh, okay. Yeah, you better. I'm going to international companies. You know this is raw uncut.
That niggas have to pay now.
You push it, you get me to it.
They can talk, they talk bad when they want some more money.
Me real, me do real good work.
She say I do real good work.
She want that tip baby.
She want that tip baby.
A tip.
Get a tip man.
A tip.
Gotta give her that tip.
A tip.
Gotta give her that tip man.
A tip.
Give her that tip.
No sir.
Boy you stupid.
Don't do it.
Don't buy that shit.
Stop doing that.
He done bought it now.
What you saying?
Stop.
He in the yellow book. That shit saying, stop. He a customer. He in a yellow book.
That shit about 20 years ago.
I understand.
That was me when I was 13.
That was me when I was 13.
Boy, I bought a pussy at 13.
That's my question.
John Larkin bought her.
I bought John Larkin.
Who wants the Caprizzas?
Nah, that boy wants the Caprizzas as a pupa penis.
I bought a little piece.
Hey, boy, you stupid, boy.
I didn't buy a little piece.
I bought a little piece.
I bought a little piece.
I bought a little piece.
I bought a little piece.
I bought a little piece.
I bought a little piece. I bought a little piece. I bought a little piece. I bought a little. That's just a pupa thing. That's just a pupa thing. That's just a pupa thing.
Bought a little piece.
Say, boy, you stupid, boy.
I didn't buy a little piece, man.
You ain't never had to use a little translator?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
And you show it to them and they real, oh.
Then they start shaking like that.
That shit crazy.
You be laying in the bed with somebody
using the translator.
You know what?
Now see?
I ain't chill, lip. You know what, let's see. I ain't chill, bro.
Keep it light.
Ah!
OK.
Man.
Hey, rock.
All right.
Rock.
She read it.
She said, see, dig it hard as a motherfucker.
I'm going to get you, motherfucker.
You going to do this to these motherfuckers?
You want to see my nuts?
Ha ha ha!
Show her the nuts!
Oh shit!
Show her the nuts!
Oh shit!
They ain't going to say it, but they want to see them nuts.
They want to see them nuts? Cause you got to thank them.
They won't really get to, but they wanna see them nuts. They wanna see them nuts? Cause you gotta think, they don't really get to enjoy
the nuts for real.
Oh, what a funny ass.
Women don't see a lot of dicks.
They can't say they see a lot of nuts.
That's right.
That's right.
They be like to suck on them too.
They'll try to suck on them.
But they still not looking and examining.
Mm-hmm.
They need to.
They don't tell us on them nuts.
Women that suck nuts without somebody telling them too.
They different.
Because why you doing that?
I don't know.
That shit's sensual.. They be thinking like they get
suck it like you the dick. You can't do that.
You got to treat that way properly.
Nuts are senseless.
Nuts are senseless.
And then you want to be like, hey, who the fuck
nuts you been handling this rough?
And if you playing for crazy, it's stop breathing.
A nigga be out there like,
hold on, don't do that.
She don't do that.
She don't need no, hey, hey, hey. It's the sound of my ass right now.
Soon as we hit.
Hey, hey, hold up.
My brother was like, hey, you gotta stop doing that.
Hey, bitch, the stuff gave me a fit.
Oh, shit.
I suck in the mark, mother.
Oh, you just cut my eye off. Ah.
Look, you've been cutting my eye off.
The bitch sucked me up.
That's the end of my ball.
Huh?
How you telling her to stop, fly?
Get on the head.
Ah.
Hold on, bitch.
Hold on.
Hold tight. Hold tight. Hold tight.
You can't hit the ball like that.
You just kissed me right in the neck too.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Every time you hit the ball, hold up.
Bitch you got to stop sucking that motherfucker like that.
You cutting off my oxygen tank.
She tugging on that motherfucker.
She tugging these bitches but I don't know what these bitches connected to the lawn.
Stop fucking with them bitches like that.
You just got to stop sucking that motherfucker like that on them. She tugging these bitches, bro. I don't know what these bitches connected to the lung.
Stop fucking with them bitches like that.
I don't even fuck with them bitches like that.
You feel me?
I bathe them, but I don't tug them.
You hear me?
I just said he bathe them, but he don't tug them.
Yeah, you gotta slope the ball.
You can't just fuck with them like that.
I'm telling you, bro.
Why that shit feel exactly like that? What's wrong? I'm telling you, bro. Why that shit feel exactly like that?
Come on, I'm telling you, bro.
I done had my ass cut off before.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, hey.
You had that cut off.
Can't do that, guy.
Uh-huh, you mind us back there.
Oh, you're stupid, bro.
That shit dumb as hell, man.
Well, you're dumb, bro.
Man, what?
I'll see.
You better cut my head off game.
Every time.
Even when the bitch go to the balls, I try to be manly to say, it won't be like the last
experience.
So I be like, let me see what she finna do.
And every time she hit, I be like, nope, same shit.
Same goddamn shit, man.
What?
Hey, get up.
Hey.
Get up.
See, they got two-
Same experience.
They got two in the only when they suck at dick.
You gotta have a bald-sucking etiquette class
on that for them bitches, bro.
Bro, to be real, I don't just thank the balls for everybody.
You put the hum on them.
Like keeping me in your mouth like a peppermint.
And on the other hand, you treat them
like a giant wrench, you trippin'.
You trying to bite down on them motherfuckers. You trying You too motherfucker like a dollar regga, you, you drip.
You try to bite down on that motherfucker, you try...
No, she played too much.
You gotta trick your mother like the salt-carb peppermint.
It's gonna dissolve, just let it sit.
Now that nigga talking freaky bad to the bitch, my balls will think about you today.
I like the way you turned on.
Hey bro, that shit cut off your oxygen tank, love.
Boy, that shit will cut your oxygen all the way off.
I'm not trying to catch you bro, bro.
Bro, every time, bro, every time she do that look.
My shit say.
I'm like, every time.
You know what happened?
It never fails.
Never fails.
I'm bitch connected to the lawn guy.
Uh.
That's why, that's a cheap shot.
I'm gonna be real.
If you fucking ride a dick, kick a nigga in the nut,
he going to die.
Oh boy.
I don't give a fuck.
If he die, then you know what that is.
But if he do, that motherfucker dropping.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
He going to drop.
That used to be the first line of defense.
Kick him in the nut.
Damn.
That used to be the-
That shit drop his ass, I'm telling you.
He going to drop.
If he don't, that's Superman.
Yeah.
Everybody always trying to go for them little weak ass punches.
Kick that nigga like, whew. Whee.
Ha.
Ha.
Ah.
You gotta run home, though.
You gotta run.
What's up, boy?
Hey, he bleeding on the inside.
That's internal blood.
Oh, that.
That shit over with.
Oh, both of them bust.
How you tell a nigga about the fight the niggas day?
Man, I heard something, something whooped your head.
No, he didn't, man.
He kicked me right in my balls.
Why?
The crazy part about the shot is you gotta go to surgery.
He ain't gonna be coming back like two and a half months.
You won't even see Buddy no more.
He out of here.
He out of commission, man.
That's an old whip.
His brain is over his eyes that way.
They gotta connect that shit before he even come back to life.
Like I want to do like how we saying the ball
do women have somewhere like, oh this nigga tripping.
Like he tugging too hard.
What?
Like on the lips.
Like on they pussy lips, you eating their pussy,
like do they be like, hey chill.
You think a pussy sensitive
till you see how she play with it.
They handle, boy they handle them pussies so rough. You think a pussy sensitive till you see how she played with it
Well, they had a dumb pussy so rough
Man I say, you know, I white put business. I Yeah. For sure. That whole time that red be hard as a motherfucker. That's been scrubbed, man.
That's all shit.
Yeah, pussies be tough.
Then that guy come over there with that shit.
Hey, man, you gotta put some water on that motherfucker.
That shit gonna burn.
Pussies be tough, man.
You gotta put water on that red.
Don't just come over there and wipe that motherfucker
and come scrape.
Man, that shit gonna hurt.
Put some water on that motherfucker.
That shit sound personal.
Nah, cause you know they always think
that just getting the rag is the wipe up.
Nah, you gotta damp that motherfucker, gang.
Just can't come over here with no dry ass rag.
Yeah.
That's what you're saying?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You gotta start dealing with smarter motherfuckers.
I mean, in the midst of the moment,
you ain't worried about it.
You like, yeah, I'll be able to come and wipe it up.
But you don't know, oh, wait a minute.
You like, hey, you ain't putting nothing on that.
You ain't tied up with that ring.
You don't know until you wipe it.
You like, hey, you ain't putting nothing on that.
You just laying there like she changing your car?
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, don't wipe me.
Now, know that she could have hurt me.
Well, that was stupid, bro.
But you is dumb. I don't even want a bitch to wipe me up right away.
You want the shit?
God damn it.
He want that shit go down his leg.
He's all done.
He's just sick.
That shit on your butt. Get your ass up. That shit on your butt. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not, ace that. Oh, yeah. Cause you accidentally go to sleep and wake up dirty in here. What?
They gonna be stuck to the cup.
Captain D to me.
Huh, huh.
They gonna be stuck to the cup.
I'm like, bitch, you trippin'.
Bitch.
Oh, I smell that funny. Yeah, you got me good. Yeah, we was there fucking, fucking, whoa.
We both stink.
Ah!
Stinkin', motherfucker!
Where's some stinkin' from?
Ah!
Where's some stinkin' from?
Ah!
Where's some stinkin' from?
Ah! Where's some stinkin' from? Ah! We're some stanky motherfuckers.
We're some stanky motherfuckers.
We're some filthy fuckers.
Hey, y'all niggas sick, man.
We got some nutty niggas.
We got nutty niggas.
Now that's the one you take your nuts to.
Yeah.
We're some nut some daddy fuckers.
Oh, what a money fucker.
Why we some daddy fuckers?
Amen.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, what a money fucker. Amen. Oh! Oh!
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, my God. Oh, he's a dead man.
Speaking of dirty motherfuckers,
welcome back to the 85 South Show.
Speaking of
dirty motherfuckers,
this is for the
lowdown treacherous,
despicable, evil,
scoundrel.
This episode is dedicated to all the ladies who have been sent a picture of just the nuts.
Oh, boy. Oh, God damn, buddy.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. You all right?
This shit crazy.
This stuff like they mixed feel like Captain D.
If you ever woke up smelling like Captain D.
Yes!
Boy that shit so funny, bruh. Ay, bruh, that shit's so funny, bro.
Hey, boy, that shit's so funny, bro.
That's how you living now.
But that shit's so funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha they gonna need a track coach or something. Oh, boy. I want to do one of them black inspirational stories.
Track coach get hired in the ghetto,
take them kids to the state championship.
State championship.
They loot the school, lose funding, all that shit.
All that shit.
Yeah.
I get everybody a good C average.
They ain't never had a C average before.
They training with some fucked up equipment,
but then we fucking around and get a little lick
Get a little shoe plug or something
You know it always in the mood one of the kids gotta come stay with you They got to yeah one of the kids gotta come stay with you get on their feet
But I'm gonna let the mama stay too
You gonna let the mama stay?
Yeah time to change
You ain't just letting no goddamn
Your mama can stay.
I got a one bedroom.
You can sleep on the couch.
Your mama gonna sleep here with me.
They gonna fuck this shit out of your mama.
The whole thing.
You're gonna try to stop this shit.
Oh, you're the whole point of the movie.
You're gonna wake up some dead people.
Whole point of the movie is you can't make it without Lisa Stimpedad.
Oh man.
Mom, did you find Coach Miller some fish in there?
He's making up some goody motherfucker, boy.
You want some meat?
Oh, what a boy.
Yeah.
Thank you, Jesus.
That's how you're supposed to be.
I'm trying, y'all want some?
No.
Not by the way you fucking this food over.
Nigga, you fucked your food over.
Nigga's bones every fucking way.
I'll eat bad by the clock.
You and this shit. I'm not gonna eat that. I'm not gonna eat that. I'm not gonna eat that. I'm trying, y'all want something? No. Not by the way you fucking this food over. Nigga, I was right.
Nigga, you fucked your food.
Oh, nigga's bones every fucking way?
I don't eat bad by the clock.
You and this chicken had a love affair.
Yeah, I just, man, just, man, that shit.
What you saying you don't eat after nine?
Yeah.
That's a lie.
Do it in a week.
That's a lie.
You eating after nine the other week, the other day?
Yeah, I just started this week.
Oh, okay.
Every time you see this nigga,
he done made adjustments to his dance.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ah!
And nigga, you got some more OX too?
Oh yeah, you took me to two places.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You saw the other place.
Yeah.
One more thing, I got some OX too there.
They just got the Gravis in all of them. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I today. They just got the gravy sitting all over.
No, I didn't cry.
You know what I mean?
Man, this nigga.
They just doing what they want to do.
Hey, bro, when I get hungry, bro, I take advantage, bro.
When the last time you ate?
Whoo.
I didn't eat right yesterday, though.
You shouldn't be eating this much goddamn food
that one time.
Why?
All right, fuck it.
I eat like this because I don't know when I'm going to eat again. Just the fuck you do tomorrow. I mean, I ain't saying like that. I'm just saying it. I eat like this because I don't know when I'm gonna eat again.
Yes, the fuck you do tomorrow.
I mean, I ain't sayin' like that.
I'm just sayin' like, I know I'm gonna eat again,
but like a good meal when you sit down and enjoy.
I enjoy food when I can.
Because when I move a lot, bro, I don't be eatin'.
You see what I'm sayin'?
A lot of breakfast eatin' that nigga though, bro.
That's what I'm sayin'.
You gonna eat breakfast though.
What I'm sayin' is, when I, let me, let me, let me,
reinstate what I just said.
Okay, reinstate it.
I have an appetite, and there's certain places that have-
Re-iterate.
Re-iterate, yep.
Then I like to eat.
Yeah.
Especially when I have an appetite.
But it be some days when I'm moving so fast,
where I look up and I be like, bro.
You ain't ate shit.
I ain't ate shit.
I hate this shit.
Me too.
That shit irks me.
So when I'm eating, nigga, let me do my thing.
Oh, really?
I ain't never seen a young nigga eat.
You've been eating for like two days, nigga.
I ain't never seen a young nigga eat.
I gotta refill myself.
32 oxtails, 10 wings.
Right.
This nigga here, man.
This shit be delicious.
It don't gain no weight.
Bro, I eat a piece of popcorn, nigga.
That gonna 10 more pounds, nigga. Damn, for real? Yeah, that gonna chemo pound me.
For real?
If that nigga gonna start getting fat.
What is it?
You can't eat starch or something?
Shit, if I can't nigga I'm not gonna know.
I ain't going to the doctor for them to tell me bad news.
You know you're allergic to chicken bitch please.
You might as well cut my leg off like Big Mama now, baby.
You going out?
I'm going out.
You going out?
What Mr. Big say?
I don't want to hear shit.
Write it up and type it up.
Tell the DA get ready, because we going to strike it up.
If a motherfucker say some shit like that, you'll definitely start talking like Mr. Big.
Oh, hell, you chicken
I'm gonna get you 12 white folks and take this shit to trial bitch
I'm so glad they said I can keep thinking good with my blood type. What's your blood type?
What does she did a negative? Oh, so she let it oh negative. Yeah
You went to the uh, what am I like, okay. Oh, negative? Yeah. Oh. You went to the, what?
Body and blood.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I went to the clinic.
Oh, Reece had seven.
Sam, you all right?
Yeah.
I just wanted to get it like a lab result type shit.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, all right, nigga down there
cause his nuts won't stop it.
Shit.
No.
No.
I don't know what's wrong with my nuts. They itching and they got dandruff on them.
You said they were?
They got dandruff.
Y'all, they gonna make me choke.
They got dandruff on them.
Nigga, they're scratching his nuts every way he could, man.
They gotta sit in the chair and scratch him with his foot, man.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
That's funny, bro.
Hey, bro.
That's funny.
Hell, bro.
You know what's in the picture?
Why is it so much debt? You put your name on it.
I thought I cleaned all that up.
I didn't wash it good, my baby.
You gotta be so cute.
I'm gonna send you another.
Give me one minute.
That crazy, bro.
That crazy, bro.
How you doing?
Do y'all got nut shampoos?
You know what's even crazier than that?
You ever sit back and think about who don't got good pussy?
There's a lot of them, bro.
Like, there's a lot of pussy.
And they talk the most shit.
That you just wish you didn't get.
They talk the most shit, boy.
There's a lot of bad pussy,
but see, ladies don't understand that
we even accept some of the bad pussy.
We be like, man, that shit was all right.
And y'all be like, but that shit was wet.
You ain't got to get on it.
Yeah, so fuck me, dude.
And they be thinking niggas leave
because that's all they want to do.
Like, why would a nigga fuck you and just leave?
That mean that pussy garbage.
And a nigga don't put up with too much
before he got the garbage ass pussy.
That pussy ain't talking about nothing.
Because you got good pussy.
Some of this shit, it would just really seem
straight off of it one good time. We come out and put up with it. Why? One time, you'd be like, I don't talking about nothing. Cause you got good put up with. Some of that shit, it was just really seemed straight off of it.
One good time.
We come out and put up with it.
Why?
One time, you be like, I don't,
I know I ain't never gonna see her ever again.
What shit you think you a put up with?
Patience build different love.
Some bitch be talking, doing this,
doing why you fucking, it wet, ain't it?
No.
If you had an ass bitch, you know it ain't.
Cause if it wet, bitch, we can't hit a shit button.
I'm not gonna say the mother is gonna talk.
They gonna say something.
They gonna say something.
Yeah.
Now sometimes a nigga might have to spin on it
just to open it up.
See, I only want to spin on it to open it up.
I don't want to spin on it at all.
Don't spin on it.
Don't spin on the coot.
I gotta get through.
I gotta get through that wall.
I ain't got time.
I need to get through.
No, don't do that. I need to get in here. Fuck that bullshit. I don't, mm-mm, let me get through. I gotta get through that wall. I ain't got time. I need to get through. No, don't do that.
I need to get in here.
Fuck that bullshit.
I don't, mm-mm, let me get in.
Now we open, okay.
You wait, if you wait in the backyard,
then you really got some good pussy.
What?
Yeah, let him cook.
Let me cook.
Some bitches on the way in the front.
Oh, got to say.
Bitch, I gotta get to the backyard.
You don't know what kind of pussy he's gonna get.
You see what I'm saying?
It's two different brands that he might be getting at.
What kind of pussy is this?
I'm just saying.
What kind of pussy you talking about?
I'm just saying, the type of bitches you fuck,
he might not be fucking.
Oh yeah, right, right.
That's two different brands of pussy.
Cause it might be wet in the front.
You know how you ever touch him,
you be like, ooh, that been wet.
Then when you put it in, you like, hold up,
what are you talking about?
Oh yeah, you tricked.
It's only in the front.
Yeah, you tricked.
You ain't got right in the back yet.
See what I'm saying?
That way you got a spinner on so I can open it up.
Now when I open it up, get a little friction,
now we working with something.
Some of that shit.
You see what I'm saying?
It like starting to cause.
You gotta hit the carburetor and cover the side.
Some of that shit isn't like on the top shelf.
It's already ready. It's already ready.
It's already ready.
You ain't gotta speak to men.
I'm talking about this is,
this is like steakhouse pussy.
One of them good steak houses you don't get.
I'm talking about this motherfucker.
What that spot you took in LA?
It's so wet you can't even eat it.
Mastro.
Yeah, Mastro.
I'ma just go on the fuck it right now
cause I don't need this.
Some of that shit is when it's four for four.
It's levels. Like, knock your talk now. It's don't need, I don't need this. Some of that shit, when it's four for four, it's level.
Like, like you're talking now,
it's a good chef for that four for four.
It's like, I'm saying, it could be lunch,
but it can't be dinner.
And it ain't gonna hold for long.
You gonna be home in 15 minutes.
Mmm.
You ain't gonna get no good burp.
I see what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.
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That's what it really got to go back to.
Motherfuckers really got to start evaluating, like, what kind of pussy you got compared
to what kind of shit that you out here looking for.
What?
You might not have that kind of pussy to pull the type of nigga that you want.
Talk your talk now.
Someone closing their legs as we speak.
They like this.
No, but it's, hey man, it works.
Sometimes you just gotta find the right motherfucker
that your pussy compatible with too.
That's what it is.
Even the limping, you a gold ass pussy.
Cause think about it, they done fucked with everybody
that they wanna fuck with already.
If you're meeting these women and they of a certain age,
they done already had the kind of niggas that they like.
And the great part about it,
it's always somebody out there that's compatible with you than they are of a certain age. They don't already have the kind of niggas that they like. And the great part about it,
it's always somebody out there
that's compatible with you when it comes to sex.
You just got to find,
like you got some folk that really don't even care for it.
One time a month and there's somebody out there
just for your ass like,
oh, you too?
Oh, we just fuck one, two times, we's great, I love you.
If too much pressure on me, I'm like, God damn.
You got some folk be like,
I need that shit three, four times a shit. Three, four times a day.
Two, three times a week.
But then some of this pussy don't need to be on the streets.
For sure, for sure.
A good street or a bathroom.
No, this pussy don't need to be outside to the public.
Some of that shit too.
Like that pussy that'll make a nigga go
and shoot a club up or something.
Yeah, get that off the street.
She need to be working for the government.
But could that just be mis-packaged? The way she presenting it to the world?
Where it's like, hey, baby, this top shelf. But you keep dabbling and dabbling.
Everybody ain't supposed to be dabbling and dabbling.
Sometimes they don't be knowing they got the top shelf.
Because like, if you-
Some niggas can't handle that top shelf.
Sometimes.
It's just like that Zom. Hey, boy niggas can't handle that top shelf. Sometimes.
It's just like that Zom.
Yeah.
You need to go better than me.
Yeah.
Like every nigga that fuck with you
go crazy after fucking with you.
Yeah.
That's some different kind of pussy.
That's for sure, for sure pussy.
That's different.
So sometimes we be looking at women like they baby,
they like, man, why are you so crazy?
And then you be like.
He a hoe too though.
But you know.
They come with hoe, hoe is him.
I see why that nigga got there.
They be doing magic on niggas and shit.
Now they be doing shit to these niggas and fucking muck.
It don't just be the pussy that have them throw like that.
They be doing witchcraft and shit.
They be in a peed on a nigga.
That's some voodoo shit.
Miss Pio, you can't never really get rid of all the way.
Yes you can, you can, they be right out. Yeah, all right.
Hey, bitch, I'm gonna take a shower,
and you're gonna get the hell out.
When I come out this hour...
When I come out this hour,
you better get the fuck out my goddamn house.
And take those sheets with you.
Man, everything got to go to bed.
I got to get my whole carpet cleaned.
I got to get the whole carpet cleaned.
I'm on the phone with Mareel right now.
It's urgent.
That's how they get you.
It's my mama's smell like Captain D back there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna stay and impede on you.
You made peace, man, like Captain D.
Oh, boy.
All right.
Don't believe me.
Yeah, we fucked up.
You done been impede on low.
Everybody happy if you had a squirtle.
Oh, for sure, for sure. Yeah. I'm gonna stay and get to doing that type of shit. You done been beat on low. Everybody happy if you had a squirt.
Oh for sure, for sure.
Yeah, once they get to doing that type of shit.
They try to say it's another gland, man.
Man, that's.
That pee pee.
That's how they steal your soul.
Yeah, boy.
They ain't stealing shit.
You just let me know you can't hold your bladder.
Hey, so look, the first girl who's first.
Been beatin' out here, y'all.
How you was?
You went to, like you went in trees to a mule, though? I was, I was music. Oh, I will I believe yeah
I can't wait to tell I ain't take my clothes off
I did all that right there. Me peed arrow.
Uh-uh.
The first time I thought I had really found something,
I was like, this is where I'm supposed to be at.
Oh, you trying to stay with him?
Yeah, because he was like, I moved up.
Voodoo had it on him.
Yeah, Voodoo.
He got stuck.
What happened?
No, I'm not.
I had a good streak where I was finding them consistently.
I was real good at spotting them.
But now obviously it was fucking them up because now it can make you feel like you can make every bitch squirt.
So now he on the run.
I didn't know that they was all playing the same game. They were all manipulating me.
I'd have unlocked the division.
Yeah, but that can fuck a nigga head up.
That can fuck a nigga head up now.
That can fuck a nigga head up now.
It had me fucked up.
Because when you don't make a bitch squirt, now you think he ain't fucked.
Now you like, aw.
I done fell off.
I done fell off, but gang.
Shit, I done got a big ass gang.
I can't hit the spot, no boos.
The bitch can't even do what a nigga do, man.
You know what you did, you put your leg behind your head.
Hey, but you sweat, you tatted asshole.
That bitch like to him.
Hey, man.
It come, it come.
It come, it come.
It come, it come.
It come, it come. It come, it come. It come, it you putting your leg behind your head. You swear, you tatted asshole.
That bitch like a him.
Hey man, it come, it come.
Hey man.
You just gotta make it work.
Hey man.
That's a good fuck.
Once they put that on you, it's over with.
That's how they put the magic on you now.
And I don't want it to happen to you,
because it didn't happen to me already.
You don't have one, you don't have Squirtle yet?
Man, boy, she had to cut me the fuck off.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Man, the first time she did this shit,
she did it so sick, she was like,
I got a confession, I'm like, aw shit.
Aw shit.
I don't think that bitch finna say something crazy.
She said, I squirt, I said, go ahead.
Right, right.
Let me see.
She did that shit.
Nigga laid in the bed.
She took me in a little.
I text her all day the next day.
You was a cocoon. You was a rat. Look.
Oh, what?
Fuck. Fuck.
Man, that's like a counter-demand.
I ain't taking no time.
You ain't even know, man.
Those guys was just stank.
I just stank.
There ain't been no way I won't bathe with that brunch.
Ha ha ha.
It's a mutt and you didn't take your child to school or nothing.
Irresponsible.
Jesus.
Hey, my little mermaid.
Ha ha ha.
Ah, you're dope.
Pusses over with it had a jellyfish in it.
Woo.
What?
Hey, bud.
Hey, bud, that shit get dangerous sometimes, though.
That shit get dangerous.
You got to watch yourself, because you ain't prepared.
Yeah.
It'll shock you. Now, you had to get cut off.
Yeah.
Well, at least y'all was standing up
when it happened to y'all.
I was standing up. Where you was standing?
But I was 69.
Bitch, we got it.
We got it. Hey. I was 69. Ah! Ah! Ah! Bitch, what you got in there? Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Hey, that one don't like alcohol.
I was in there.
Ah!
Ah!
Blah!
What the fuck was that?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Bitch, blah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What was that?
Ah!
Cut the lights off.
Ah!
Cut the goddamn lights off. She was all like you know. Listen bro, I was just smacking her whole ass.
Get the hell off me man.
That bitch lost her mind man.
That bitch lost her mind bro.
She just shaking and squirting.
Shaking and squirting.
Shaking and squirting.
Oh my.
She think I'm, I think I can't hit in the spot.
But I can't cover up.
But you trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there.
I'm trying to get out of there. I'm trying to get out of there. I'm trying to get out of there. I'm trying to get out of there. I'm trying to I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I had to take it all like yeah n***a never did you like that.
Oh but I done did something like you so crazy. I'm like you so crazy. That ain't a you so crazy moment.
I'm king bitch. You is trippin.
Your wife n***a like a bitch squirt 69. That let you know that I'm a truth yet egg.
Hey, well you done been in trouble before, man.
You learn the trick or two.
Hey, but I'm talking about,
she couldn't have been doing her job in the 69
for you to be that focused on your shit.
Yes, it was.
So she was going crazy too? It is crazy, because when she go crazy,
it make you want to go crazy.
You like, ooh, she's fucking in here.
Ooh, she going crazy on that thing.
So when she go crazy.
Oh, it's a beautiful change.
Oh, yeah.
When she go crazy, you go crazy.
Who trying to, ooh, ooh, ooh, who going to go crazy?
I'm a lesbian.
Oh, that bitch, she went crazy.
When that bitch going crazy, bitch keep going crazy.
Oh, your body locked up.
My body locked up. You got, ah, she went crazy. When that bitch going crazy, bitch keep going crazy. Oh, your body locked up. Your body locked up.
She was like, you got up, up, right, up.
Right there, right there.
Oh, shit, bitch.
You're going to be eaten.
You're going to be eaten.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
And then came Bunt out there. breathe. You gotta concentrate on one thing.
So what you gonna do, you gonna slip me up?
All right, come on.
Cause I can't eat your pussy while you slip me up.
Cause I can't breathe.
Cause I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
You can't breathe.
I can't stand the water.
So when you eat the pussy, you gotta eat the pussy.
She can't touch you.
Now I'm like, all right, go ahead.
Your turn.
My turn.
Your turn.
My turn. We playing hot potato. Now I go here your turn
Take turn with this is that We're six, eight. I'm out. Why that nigga stupid as fuck? Look, we playin' like the gang. Now you wild out. Now you wild out.
Now you wild out.
She suckin' the nuts.
She suckin' the nuts.
He suckin' the nuts.
Boy, you is hilarious.
Boy, that's funny, bro.
This nigga done been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played.
He's been here since the last time we played. He's been here since the last time we played. He's been here since the last time we played. He's been here since the last time we played you is hilarious. Man, that's funny, bro.
This nigga got me here, six, eight and a half.
Boy, you a wild boy.
I was going to do that day at the O.C.
Okay, boy, you a secret.
You a real surprise, bro.
When a nigga think he buy the pussy, it belong to him.
No, no, no, no. No, that's all. But when a nigga think he bout to push it below the hill
Don't put your lips on that pussy, bro, please don't you got something that don't care about what you talk about
No, I'm gonna stay when Craig state. Know a nigga in the state when Craig and this was selling that shit.
Eat in the cooch.
Ross, there ain't no way that nigga
not doing all that.
Eat in that cooch.
And then come out wiping his mouth.
Nigga, wait.
She should have paid you, motherfucker.
Hey, I got a stud friend right now.
My partner, Reese.
OK, got you.
Yeah, come on over. Oh, now Reese. You know how he stood at the bar. Yeah, a stud friend right now, not my partner Reese. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, come on over right here.
Oh, now Reese.
You know how he stand tomorrow.
Yeah, this stud friend, I knew it, she showed me she was crazy.
Uh huh.
Look, she was cool, you know what I'm saying, but I think she was, she played both sides
of the fence, you feel me?
So she fucking with me, you know what I'm saying?
I fucked around and did what I was supposed to do, but you know, that part of the party,
we went back to the party.
I just see my little stud friend, you know, talking to her, I see them go in the bathroom.
They was in the bathroom for a minute, I just see my little stud friend, you know, talking to her. I see them go in the bathroom. They was in the bathroom for a minute.
I just got worried.
Because I was like, it ain't too much y'all can do.
Yes, it is.
They can do something, but I need for you
to know what you're doing.
What you need them to know?
She, the stud can't be putting her lips on her.
She can be putting her lips on you.
But I know her. She freaky.
She got to pop the part off.
I know what she did.
But I just went through, she was in my leftovers.
Don't put your lips on it.
You see, that's what I was trying to tell you.
You gonna be a homeboy.
She'll be in the homeboy now.
You just be the freaky ass little girl.
You in here to do this shit.
You in there eating coochie.
You trippin'.
You in there trippin'. You in there eating coochie, you trippin'. You in there trippin'.
You in there eating coochie, man.
What the fuck, Rowe?
It's Nick Russell, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Bitch, she just got one on good.
We had a three-sleek.
We had three-sleeks.
We had two turns.
What else they supposed to do?
We six to seven.
She got, she supposed to watch it.
He was supposed to catch it.
She was supposed to watch it and let her do her.
But instead, she would've looked like, she like,
what's wrong, baby?
And she gave her head.
Like, that's backwards.
I told her she didn't do it right.
She looked at you like you the bad guy.
No, she came out like she did it.
So I'm like, like we did it.
I'm like.
Y'all just showed me y'all freaky in here and y'all do anything.
Yeah, pretty much.
Mm-mm.
Oh, yeah.
You putting nothing past nobody these days.
For sure, for sure.
It's a freaky everywhere, man.
The world freaky as fuck.
And the crazy part about the freaks at the forefront,
now they be like, they show you how freaky they are first.
You're like, oh, wait a minute, time out.
I'm about to get fucked by all that shit.
Freaky is just what you think it is in your head.
There's some shit that go way beyond
the shit you ever thought about doing to somebody.
For sure.
Yeah?
That'll just let you know, folks,
I lost a goddamn mind out here.
Yeah, all this goddamn freak ass shit.
That's why all this bad shit happened.
Nigga, get back to just regular fucking.
Yeah.
Keep a little hell in there, coochie.
We good.
You know what I'm saying?
You thought you was a freak too.
You heard something of that goddamn shit from that trial.
You be like, boy, I ain't freaky.
I'm good.
For sure for sure.
I mind my business.
I don't know what's going on. Oh yeah. You know how For sure, for sure. I might not be in the home, but what's going on?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you know how that shit go.
Fuck around this shit, be in the courtroom.
Oh, you can say about that type of shit,
that shit crazy?
That shit crazy?
Yeah, yeah, man.
That shit crazy.
That shit crazy.
They prayed up.
I'm trying to tell you.
Oh, you gotta stay prayed up.
I'm gonna tell you.
In this economy?
The crazy part about it,
motherfucker, hearing that shit is really sitting
at the house like, boy, that ain't shit.
That ain't shit.
That ain't shit. That ain't shit.
Oh, damn.
This nigga right now getting strapped up,
putting their shoes together right now.
Fitting to go do some shit.
Wait till they find out about the other shit.
What, that shit set up, a point went ready.
Man, that weak ass shit.
He ain't talking about nothing.
That would've been locked me up.
For real, for real, bro.
It's real fuck-offs and freak-offs
going on around this bitch.
That nigga don't know how to keep his mouth closed.
I asked you a nigga how to do this shit.
Give me that tape.
That's a different level.
It's going down tonight.
I'm telling you, but this motherfucker is freaky, bro.
That shit crazy.
That's why I stay away from all them costume parties,
anything with masks covered up.
Man, get your freak ass on.
You don't know who comes up behind you.
Man, get your ass on, man.
Girl, you crazy.
This ain't a girl.
Man, get the fuck off me.
What the fuck wrong with you?
Look at them shoes, you went whatever with
if you in the party.
That's the thing, you can't say you ain't with some
if you in the party.
What the fuck you got on the area costume? You got nowhere to put it. You got nowhere to put you at, man. If you in the thing, you can't say you ain't with them if you in the party. Fuck you got on the area costume in the party.
You gotta know where the fuck you at, man.
If you in the party, man, you know what's up.
And take your ass home.
Quit trying to hang out all night.
Take your ass home if you not with them
if you going on in the party, man, go home.
Go home early.
Go home early.
Right before seven o'clock.
You know at some point, some fucking gonna happen.
You don't know what kind of fucking it's gonna be.
Let you be in control.
You just need to not be there when it start jumping off.
Listen, when they tell you, hey, you finna leave
cause you know after seven o'clock,
hey man, get your ass out of there.
All right, won't pay one of these rooms if you want to.
You can tell when they waiting on you to leave.
Shit, what's up, you about to get up out of here.
No, the crazy part about it, they plodding on you.
The crazy part about it, they plodding on you.
Hey, you see him?
He ain't love yet.
Soon as you pull off, they walk back in the bar.
Here we go, y'all.
Let's do it.
Ass to the dick, pussy.
Ass to the dick, pussy.
Where did the music come from?
Says, it is a stupid.
Fuck!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That's when the stripper come out.
And guess what she got?
And to the dick anapus.
God!
I don't know!
I don't know!
You gotta let that shit ride, gang.
They fucking with all kind of shit, man.
Man, get up out of here, man.
Bye.
Go home.
You know you ain't with that shit, go home, man.
Quit trying to hang and act like you gonna miss somebody.
You gonna miss somebody.
Some of them motherfuckers just wanna watch and see,
like, nigga.
But that a thing, though.
Everything, let me tell you something.
It's the wise thing that somebody always told me.
Sometimes it's always good not to have an experience.
All right?
I'm gonna let that sit with you
and put it in your back pocket.
I always try to, hey man, sometimes it just,
you don't want that in your membrane.
Yeah.
Fuck around and see some shit you can't unsee.
That's all, and niggas don't be understandin'
that part of life.
Some shit you see that you can't unsee. That's all, and niggas don't be understandin' that part of life. Some shit you see that you can't unsee.
Yeah, that shit stuck with you.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, you put that in your back pocket.
And you get the hell on the potty here.
Yeah.
For real, for real.
I don't think I ever say that.
Yeah, baby.
I just never thought I'd see this much shit
going on in one day.
Yeah, man.
But I wish everybody the best.
I wish prosperity on everybody.
You know, number of righteousness, you know.
That's why you gotta keep your...
You gotta stay in on the path of righteousness.
You gotta keep in on your righteousness, man.
Yeah, that's right.
Stay around some righteous folks, that's all.
And be righteous.
Do some good shit.
Yeah, come on.
If anything you see in what was done in the dark
gonna come to the light.
Even if you a despicable motherfucker, man,
at least try to do some good somewhere.
And if you in the dark, always be thinking,
if this shit was in the light, could you deal with it?
Yep.
You feel me?
That's it.
Now you're talking.
If that bitch in the dark, and you like, damn,
I want this shit wrong.
Yes, man, that shit is wrong. Because if you're doing some shit in the dark that you don. If that bitch in the dark, then you like, damn, I don't want to see it wrong. Yes, man, that shit is wrong.
Because if you're doing some shit in the dark
that you don't want to see in the light,
you might need to stop doing that.
Need to stop right the fuck now, man.
You feel me?
The only thing I do in the dark,
I don't give a fuck if the light's on.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Man, cut that goddamn light off, man.
Ha!
Ha! Ha! Come on, man. What the most they can say, man, flowers in that fucking a woman.
Yeah.
That shit gonna be frying the party by 10 years.
What?
Man, flowers fucking a woman.
At the party.
A straight woman.
That's crazy.
I know a girl, her tits about the same size as you. Bro, that shit crazy, bro.
If you ever look at that saggy titty,
it don't look like a little boomerang.
I like saggy titty.
I like him, too.
He just let me know she done been through some.
Man, that nigga lost his head the other day.
He like the titty, and nigga lost his head the other day. He like the, uh, titties.
If the areolas were like the mall cookie.
Ah, damn.
The mall cookie big as hell, gang.
Why that big as a motherfucker?
You don't like the bigger areola?
I don't like no bigger areola, gang.
Not when it's like, God damn.
I almost talked to you like Eddie Murphy off-lighting.
Good.
Say that shit again when you're friends no more.
No, it depends on how big the titty is, man.
The areola can't be like on the top of the goddamn-
Yes it can.
God damn, Lose.
That mean it wasn't even really supposed to be a titty.
It was supposed to be an areola.
Yeah.
It's like the titty was just like, oops.
It was really supposed to be an areola.
I don't give a fuck if the areola
big as the wheel on a wagon.
God. Damn, boy. So basically, let Ariello is the biggest wheel on the wagon. Yeah.
Damn, boy.
So basically, let us find out, Ariello is your soft spot.
I definitely got a soft spot for Ariello.
Hey, here's a picture just in the Ariello.
See, I'm going to send my nuts, and you send your Ariello.
Trade boy, trade boy.
Nuts and Ariello.
We have a blockbuster trade.
What you getting? Carlos Miller is trading nuts for Tiffany's Areola.
Breaking news, Carlos Miller just signed with Tiffany Johnson with the big Areola.
Hell yeah.
Back to you, Craig.
That's crazy. Yeah, bring them. Big old Back to you, Craig. That's crazy.
Yeah, bring them.
Big old areolas?
Bring them.
Yeah, crazy.
Ain't nothing wrong with them, but yeah.
Everything's right with them.
Because it's like-
You ever met a woman with some big areolas?
Is a big areola a little nipple?
Or a big areola like, big nipple?
That nipple gotta be pretty, though.
Yeah, if you got a little nipple, you gotta earn my trust.
Yeah, that nipple gotta be pretty.
You gotta earn my trust.
I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple.
I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple.
I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple.
I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple.
I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple.
I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple. I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple. I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple. I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple. I don't want a wrong-minded little nipple. That nipple gotta be pretty though. Yeah, if you got a little nipple, you gotta earn my trust. Yeah, that nipple gotta be pretty.
You gotta earn my trust.
I don't want to wrong mine a little nipple.
I like big nipples.
You like the big ones?
Yep.
Hell no.
I don't, nah, nah.
Sometimes you be like, hey, come on man.
Come on.
Put some of this goddamn nipple up.
Put some of this nipple up, man.
That's a nip, gang. Big n Ah! That's a nip, gang.
Big nip.
That's a nip, gang.
Big nip.
Big nip.
I can't lick on that.
Anything that even feels like a uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I can't put it on.
Hey, yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I can't do that.
Hey, man.
I'm real lenient when it comes to titties.
Too much.
If my mom got to do this, too much.
Yeah, I ain't no gatekeeper when it come to titties.
I'm really lenient.
I be like, bring whatever you got.
Let me see.
I'm like that nigga at GameStop.
I mean, it might not be what I'm looking for,
but we can work something out.
Yeah, we can work something out.
No, I can't let you get a Grand Theft Auto, but.
You can get a Sonic.
I might have one with no case.
Right.
You take the sleeve.
Right. Swap the sleeve. Right.
Swap it out.
Swap it out.
Oh, this is a bad titty in your home.
A bad titty?
The one that say hell no, man, the fuck.
But what, like attitude wise, any titty with a tattoo on it,
I feel like got a little attitude.
Cause I feel like I had the whole titty community,
them the thug titties. Like them the titties that have been to jail.
Them the lifeless.
Yeah, them titties right there.
Them the lifeless.
Yeah, they done been through some real shit.
And the baby that jimmed so.
Any tattoos in this area right here?
Yeah.
Why does she got all that shit like that, though?
The bitch done went on the neck.
The bitch crazy.
She thugged out.
She done thought about killing somebody before.
That nigga said he treat like gay stuff. Yeah. I thugged out. She done thought about killing somebody before.
That nigga said he treat like gangsta.
Yeah, I mean, let's just see what we can do.
We can dog waste him.
Nigga, you can take 30 games with that bitch
and walk out with four dollars.
That's four dollars.
At first, we don't like that.
At first, we don't like that.
You come out that bitch with a couple of arms.
Hey, you ain't got no scratches on the dick.
You come out that bitch.
Man, you walk in that bit.
I'm talking about flawless games.
Flawless.
Yeah, $3.33.
Yeah, GameStop will try you, nigga.
But GameStop used to be lit, but I...
GameStop would do the negative.
Some shit like, yeah, we'll take the PlayStation,
but you got to give us $30.
Yeah.
That's the shit it is. Yeah, GameStop got bold. Yeah, GameStop lit for a minute. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. Now they got to buy the wifi, you got to buy the account for the online. Then you got to buy some money in the game.
You got to use real money to buy game money.
And the game money is just about the same as real money.
It is, it's good.
That's bullshit.
Nigga, if you spend some real life money
buying some shit in the game,
it's supposed to give you like,
some change.
A million dollars or some shit. One time for $15. You supposed to say $5. They're supposed to give you like, $70 million or some shit.
One time for $15.
You were supposed to give me $5.
They said $5.
You got $7 worth of game money.
Two butterflies and a pink house key.
What the fuck?
The great part about it, they give you $7 worth of game
money, but the shit you gotta buy over this house is $69,000.
I need some more money, Dad.
Why? My house was $69,000.
You kid fucked up, bro.
I remember them games we had, bro.
We ain't had to buy shit in it.
We just had to beat it.
But then I found out when I got grown,
some of these motherfucking games,
if you go on YouTube and look at the games
that gave you the most hell,
like on Nintendo and shit, they'll tell you.
They made that shit hard on purpose so you couldn't beat it in a weekend.
When you used to rent games and shit, they tried to make the shit so difficult
you had to rent it more than one time.
Some of these motherfucking games don't even have an end.
Blockbuster Hollywood video, you rent games.
See, those kids ain't grow up like that.
They get all the assets.
These kids are living our dreams.
You remember you used to sit there
and just wish it like that?
Man, I wish we could just go to something on here
and just get another game.
Man, I wish.
I wish I could see you right now.
We wished for FaceTime for 15 years
We just wish for this shit then soon as we got the shit didn't even want to be on
something about FaceTime just feel police as fuck I
Don't have an Apple watch that's just I don't have an Apple watch
I'm gonna start sounding like one of them Cajun motherfuckers. I don't have no Alexa. I don't have no Apple Watch. Hey, where you at? I'm going to start sounding like one of them Cajun motherfuckers. I don't have no Alexa.
I don't have no Apple Watch.
For sure, for sure.
Alexa, all the men ain't in my house.
Ain't no Alexa, can you play this?
No, I go search and find it my damn self.
But anybody else who got a PlayStation 5 or T, that bitch just come on by itself.
Show a whip, that blue light'll hit you.
You walk fast by that motherfucker, come on.
It probably got like a, what you call that,
like an LED when you walk past it?
What you call that?
Sensor.
I mean, it's a sensor, but it's a motion.
Motion detector.
Yeah, motion.
Yeah, motion.
Man, that shit, wow.
Say something, cut on your TV,
here go a commercial for it.
You did that right though.
Cause like, you remember,
we used to have buy memory cards.
Nigga, I remember I left my game on for a week
trying to beat that motherfucker.
But you remember the Super Nintendo had a memory card?
Remember the Super Nintendo had a memory card?
Yeah, all that shit.
Nintendo 64.
Put that motherfucker in.
Got to save that bitch on the memory card.
Then you got to turn that bitch on.
Cause if you cut the game off for you,
save it, bitch, you gotta do it all over again.
Ah!
Took me so long to beat this board.
That's crazy.
If you got a PlayStation for Christmas,
you had to wait till your birthday to get a middle card.
You gotta beat the whole season that day.
Who's gonna sit here for 24 hours?
I gotta beat the season.
You just can't be on the game in a black folks house.
Hey, you been on that game all day. Turn it off.
Damn, man!
Oh, I'm in your man's house, man.
I'm trying to hook it up to you, bro.
Oh, nigga, you hooked that team up with your brother on the TV?
It's lame, man.
Both of y'all gotta go.
You the TV guy?
You're the TV guy.
What?
That killed me. That killed me. That killed me.
I had a game, but I ain't had every game.
Yeah.
I might have a game, and had it, and I'd be like, two, three,
yeah, don't get another one.
Gone.
But PlayStation taught you how to make executive decisions.
For sure, for sure.
Because when you got to go up in that bitch
and figure out what to delete.
Ooh.
Ooh.
That bitch. That's his name, boy. It be like this. F! Ooh! That bitch show me.
Damn, boy.
It be like this.
Fling, fling, fling.
Now you got to make an executive decision like,
man, let me get ho-ass crash bandicoot off this bitch.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
All that old memory you don't need.
Take this shit off of there.
Damn, boy.
Y'all niggas don't remember Driver.
But look, though, you remember you could take your memory card
and take it to another nigga PFO and put it in.
Load your shit.
Yeah, load your shit up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like your profile.
Hey, bro, you got your memory card.
But you know how it do.
When you finna start all the way over, let do it.
Yeah.
Let crank it.
Because you can go over to your partner house,
beat the game, save it, come back, and keep finishing.
That's how a nigga used to try to beat the game.
Mm-hmm.
Damn, buddy. Kid don't know nothing about none of that. Now you get to call a nigga. I appreciate it better, though. And finishing. That's how a nigga used to try to beat the game. Mm-hmm.
Damn, buddy, kid don't know nothing about none of that.
Now you get to call a nigga and be on the game with a nigga.
With a nigga?
That shit's bad.
When you got your partners on there,
they doing their own podcast.
They talking shit and you playing with them.
And you get to play against them in other neighborhoods.
You know how many times you done talk shit to a nigga
all school year, y'all never going to play each other?
Never.
They got to beat your ass in man. When? He never going to play. I'm nigga all school year, y'all never gonna play each other. Never.
They gotta beat your asses, man.
When?
You never gonna play.
I'm never gonna come over your house.
Yeah.
I'm coming to the stage.
We can have company.
We can have company.
We can have company.
My mama don't let me go over here by the house.
Why?
Why would they spend the night shit?
Well, I ain't met they mama.
Man, we ain't gonna never meet they mama.
Y'all ain't in class together.
Spend the night with damn nils and po shit. That's how my mama made it easy. But you, you could've spent the night. that fuckin' mama. Y'all ain't even clad together. It's midnight with damn near some post shit.
That's how my mama made it seem.
But you good to spend the night?
Can I spend the night over y'all?
Oh, don't let them both spend the night over here.
Can I spend the night?
Y'all gotta get food and snacks.
What?
I ain't always trying to go spend the night
over somebody else.
Please, mama, can I just go?
Because we eat shit over here.
I ain't got no gang.
I know how to go over there, how about like,
arcade session?
Yeah.
Goin' to sleep at 12.
I know how to stay out of the way.
I know how to not overstay my wealth.
Man, I ain't really never liked
spendin' the night over nobody's house.
I like my own house.
I ain't do what the fuck I wanted to do at home.
I'm outta here!
I wanted to do it all. I'm out of here.
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These motherfuckers had to go to bed and shit.
You go spend the night, they gotta go to bed and shit.
We was up all night.
I had street, I had street.
Eating corn pops and baloney sandwiches and shit.
These niggas gotta ass every time they go
in the refrigerator and shit.
Like, hey, man.
Hey, man, you gotta ass.
Damn, nigga, y'all ain't got no cookies, nigga?
Damn, yo.
What you mean, yo mama don't?
Listen, bro, the nigga had a, nigga was rich.
What you mean you gonna get a whip, bro?
I'm serious.
Losing a grown ass nigga in your whole life.
Man.
30-pound jeans were crazy.
I probably had 30-pound jeans from kindergarten to 12th.
The fuck are you talking about?
I had to walk in and close it with shit.
Y'all niggas grew up fucked up, man.
30-pound jeans at one grade level.
They had a 30-pound jeans collective.
That nigga dad told me a story when he got there.
He said, yeah, I used to let him cuss.
That nigga, he came out the womb made.
Made made made.
I used to open the refrigerator and hope
I see some different shit.
Nigga, I ain't never opened that refrigerator and that bitch was empty.
We was living like that nigga. We had a fruit basket and shit at the crib.
Cabinet full of canned goods and spam.
Nigga, we couldn't never say, man, I'm hungry.
You gotta get your ass in there and cook something, man.
Freeze them full of sausage and fuckin' steak and bread.
Nigga walk in that bed like a slave. You gonna something in? Freezing full of sausage and fucking bacon, bread, that shit.
Nigger walking in there being like, Slade,
you gonna burn something?
I don't know, man.
You gonna put something on that?
We lived in the country, nigga.
Where you get it from?
We had deep freezers full of shit.
I didn't know that was there.
Oh yeah, that deep freezer.
All that shit.
Nigger don't know about that deep freezer.
Deep freezer?
If you got a deep freezer, first of all,
that mean you got too much shit in your refrigerator.
And that mean you got food food, nigga.
If you got a deep freezer, you got food food, nigga.
My grandma have a deep freezer.
Nigga, you might look at my grandma's deep freezer.
They freezing soup.
They freezing goddamn.
Oh, the Thanksgiving turkey.
Like move this shit out the way.
Bro, my sister dog died, bro.
She put it in the deep freezer.
Man, shut the fuck up. Let's start the damn going, bro. I'm not supposed to dog that brush. He put it in the deep freezer
No cap, bro, no cat so much you gonna stuff it
You preserve I said, bro, hey, bro, you preserving the dog. I've been flexing on y'all niggas about eight weeks,
but I got about two more weeks, then I'm gonna stop.
What you gonna do?
I'm just saying, I'm just gonna keep bringing it up
about the next, I got about two more weeks of this shit.
Then I'm just gonna end it like a series.
What?
How I be flexing on y'all like.
Oh.
Growing up.
I know I was fucked up, I don't give a fuck,
it was fun, I'm glad my mama made it fun.
This is the thing about it though.
It's like, nigga, we had a lot of shit in the project.
But then we just moved and we just,
we always just lived like we was like in the hood.
So when we got some bread, we was just,
we always was like, we gotta get all this shit.
We don't know what the fuck might happen.
Right, right.
Yeah.
So it was just like, even when we moved out the hood,
the hustle never died.
And plus, we had a big ass family.
So we all hussed.
Like, the family would have family hustles and shit
like that.
So you go out and call your family and shit.
But they would always put you up on some money, too.
That's right.
That's the best thing about small town.
That shit.
See, my folks ain't mad.
But what?
It can't wait to talk about somebody else in the family.
I know everything.
Everything.
I like pissing on the car.
Country people be getting to the money.
For sure, for sure.
Hell yeah.
For sure, for sure.
Because you know what it is?
It ain't that many opportunities so y'all got to fuck with each other.
You got to make some.
You got to fuck with each other.
Yeah.
Man, really?
That's really the bad part?
Nigga be thinking.
You so thinking you need the neck man, the neck man.
Bro, get what I just said.
I said, bro, you know what?
Every community need an expo.
But see, where I'm from, different, though.
What that is is you get to showcase what you do
and tell somebody what you do,
because you don't know who may need what the fuck you offer.
But see, this is what I'm saying.
Like, where I grew up at, everybody knew each other.
Right?
And there wasn't like no whole bunch of
extra outside.
Like niggas trying to fuck your shit up.
You get what I'm saying?
That was the best part about Oxford though.
Because everybody, like even motherfuckers
had boundaries and shit.
Even if a nigga didn't fuck with you,
he ain't gonna go out his way to fuck with you.
It's morals still.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, I catch your ass when I see you. You know, they ain't gonna come out his way to fuck with you. It's morals still. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I'll catch your ass when I see it.
You know, they ain't gonna come fuck your money up.
Right, I'm gonna catch you on the back street by yourself.
Yeah, like, yeah.
Bro, it was just way different.
I'ma hold it down, nigga, but nigga,
when we at the party, you're ass is like.
Yeah, it ain't like you could just walk around
and be mad at a nigga,
because you're gonna see this nigga.
You're gonna see this nigga, nigga probably three, four times today.
So if you was really mad, y'all would have been here.
Right, right, right.
And you don't got to speak to each other.
Right.
Nigga, y'all just don't like each other.
Leave it at that.
That'd be the thing, though.
You said some shit the other day at the podcast, bro.
And we had a moral code that black men don't kill black men.
Bro, if that shit happened, the shit that happened after that.
That shit powerful, bro.
You know how many niggas will still be here?
But think about how many niggas who died
before they got any kind of enlightenment.
Yeah, because some niggas get enlightenment
when they go to jail, and then after that, oh, shit,
why the hell do they do it? Some got to wake up then after that, oh shit, right after they do it.
Some gotta wake up.
Yeah.
Some gotta be a wake up call.
A lot of people thinking that the way they living
is the correct way until some shit really happen
and they realize, aw man, think about every nigga
who done even been incarcerated and decent,
everybody got that same coming story like,
man that shit wasn't even worth it.
Think about all the niggas that died for nothing.
For nothing. A lot of niggas like who didn't even, like you said, Think about all the niggas that died for nothing. For nothing.
A lot of niggas like who didn't even, like you said,
didn't get a chance to get that wake up call.
For nothing.
We lost a lot of good potential.
Over the street, over some weak ass beat, over a girl.
That don't even matter.
Who the hell was the other nigga?
It don't even matter.
This shit is so irrelevant.
We lost a lot of potential.
Lost a lot of potential. All you got was a balloon in it got was who to say that there nothing when they was actually something but they just got caught
Not being able to develop early. You see what I'm saying? They got caught within the system
That is those are part of the solutions some people ain't gonna be able to get a second chance to get that shit, right?
I'm niggas is like think about, a nigga who jumped off in the street,
who might not know he a street nigga,
the first time he do some street shit.
He can never be the same.
60 years.
He ain't gonna never be the same everyday.
He ain't gonna get a chance to die sick.
He ain't gonna sell, Coach.
He ain't gonna, he ain't gonna.
He tried to rob it.
He tried to rob someone one time.
They ain't even had no pussy.
He ain't even got a chance.
Other niggas shot. He ain't even shoot. Everybody gotta go.
Everybody gotta do the time.
He don't snitch though.
Amen.
Gotta go do it time.
He ain't even figured it out.
No kids, no pussy.
No nothing.
But to get life with no pussy.
He keep saying no fucking pussy.
He going to a virgin.
Some of these niggas dying a virgin, gang.
Nah, they ain't gonna die a virgin.
Somebody gonna fuck them.
What's that?
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. He going to a virgin. Some of these niggas dying a virgin, gang.
Nah, they ain't going to die a virgin.
Somebody going to fuck.
As soon as they get to jail, they getting fucked.
I mean, when I say virgin, I'm talking about,
oh, on the side I play.
No, they...
They getting fucked.
Well, what they doing here?
They ain't my bitch. That's how they going to have to scare them young niggas out of going to judge.
Bring them back. Remember scared straight?
That motherfucker went straight.
That shit don't scare them. They love going back.
They want to go back.
Some niggas do better in there than out here.
Boy some niggas be rich in that motherfucker.
And they know they can't do that shit out here.
Niggas be quick to say, boy I'm locked up, not fucked up.
Nigga you been fucked up on the streets, though.
You was fucked up.
I ain't know you one of them ain't got rich.
Yeah, you not some man enough.
Nigga, one of them became an accountant.
Yeah, nigga got 100 packs of noodles in that store.
For sure, for sure.
Them bitches going up, you don't even know the value.
That be at $10,000.
All that fagos.
Stupid.
That's how it be, though.
Hey, man.
That why I'm grateful,
but I stay prayed up, bro, you feel me?
I don't take none of this for granted, but nothing.
I like this moment right here.
I'm appreciative for this moment.
Yeah.
We got a location where we could just express ourselves.
This is our therapy.
You see what I'm saying?
So I'm thankful for that.
I'm thankful for all y'all.
I'm thankful for these lights.
I'm thankful for everything. Yeah. For sure, y'all. I'm thankful for these lights. I'm thankful for everything.
Yeah.
For sure, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
Freedom.
Freedom, nigga.
Know what I'm saying?
Nigga take this particular part for granted.
Mm-hmm.
Know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, nigga, you crazy.
We got work.
That's the thing.
As black people, we ain't never going
to get to experience what real freedom feels like.
Not in America.
No, I don't think the only thing is, though, the only way We ain't never gonna get to experience what real freedom feel like. Not in a miracle.
No, I don't think the only thing is though,
the only way we gonna feel it
is like the same way motherfuckers
sign up for the weekend and go skydiving.
One weekend we just gonna have to go out
and do white people shit and agree with the shit they doing
just so we can see what the fuck going on on the other side.
We got an infantry.
It ain't gonna work.
I'm gonna tell you what we need to do.
That's gonna be the only way you can really change shit.
Look, they'll stop fucking with it
if they think we fucking with it.
But it ain't gonna work.
They'll come up with a plan to,
cause this the thing, we can't have fun.
So they gonna come up with a law or something.
They gonna try to break it up.
That's why I say go to Ghana.
I feel like right now in America,
this the perfect opportunity for black people
to do something progressive.
When, right now?
Right now, because they distracted.
Because they dealing with their own shit.
They dealing with some others.
They fighting like a motherfucker.
They fighting like a motherfucker.
They didn't, they didn't, and then we...
They had that topic.
Now a nigga can just flip out that little hole and go.
And then wash and do that stupid shit.
I'm telling you, this the time where we need to make-
He look on his ass.
Okay, I see what you're saying.
That's what I'm saying.
They got too many motherfuckers to argue with.
This is where we got to step back and just let them whole fight.
This nigga Donnie Crump call this nigga son of a bitch.
Let them whole fight, man.
He call Biden a son of a bitch.
He said they don't know what the fuck they doing.
This nigga slipping up.
He said that nigga Donnie, this nigga Donnie said, yeah, man, you know Biden try to get me in here too. You son of a bitch. You know what the fuck they doing, this nigga's slipping up. He said that nigga don't know, that nigga don't know, he said,
yeah man, you know body trying to get me in here too,
you son of a bitch, you know what, man, run that shit.
Man, this motherfucker talk too much,
and my fear is he gonna fuck around
and say some shit niggas agree with.
After all this shit, he gonna come up with some shit
and it's gonna sound so far-fetched,
niggas gonna be like,
He still ain't gonna do it.
I see what he's saying.
We're gonna give the blacks what I'm saying is he gonnaed, niggas gonna be like... He still ain't gonna do it. I see what he's saying. We're gonna give the blacks...
What I'm saying is he gonna give some niggas
some shit to agree with on accident.
What? He gonna say what?
He gonna give some niggas some shit
that they agree with on accident.
Like, one of these fucking grand ideas,
he don't know that shit gonna really work out
in the nigga's favor.
One of them bitches is gonna fall for it.
They gonna try to cut it. They gonna try to cut it.
We're a fan. They gonna come up with a bill.
Hey, yeah. They don't cut the food stamps.
Like, you gotta be working to get food stamps.
So, of course, if you working, you ain't gonna get all the food stamps.
No, but this is the thing, though.
If you working, they always said if you working, you didn't need food stamps.
Yeah.
Now niggas getting their...
They make you get a job to say, yo ass don't need the food stamps.
So now, so you coming in with a job.
Bitch I'm not giving you food stamps.
Now I'm gonna give you less.
So I technically made you get a job.
I think everybody with some kids
get some food stamps.
For sure.
If you got some kids under a certain age,
you should automatically get some food stamps.
If your kids in school, you need some food stamps.
You need some food stamps.
Especially if you making a certain amount.
Yeah.
Especially if you got a bunch of them, motherfucker.
Hey, what if your kids got to have a good grade?
You'd be right there whipping the shit out of their ass.
No, you'd be over there helping.
And I'm gonna be ripping the fuck out of them.
And the responsibility, too, of adults,
if you know you can't raise the kids you already got,
don't have more.
Because it was time when the benefits were ill.
Oh, you're not supposed to.
Just wait until you're in a better position.
Responsibility-wise, man, goddamn.
You can have as many as you want, but be real.
If you can't take care of the two.
Nah, don't have as many as you want.
Have as many as you can afford.
That's it.
Because that's how many you really want in there.
You feel me?
If you already tripping about the two, come on, baby.
You need to be precautious about a third.
And then when you had a third, look at the man
you sleeping with.
He ain't talking about shit.
Don't try to say that.
They know exactly what the fuck they doing.
Because one kid don't motivation,
and that second one don't.
Oh, nigga, you're in trouble.
Oh you had.
You're in the third one.
You're in the fuck.
Don't mention this to me right here.
You know the other first time, man I gotta make sure.
After three you can't tell him shit anyway.
Oh you didn't know what the fuck you do?
All right you got it then.
You buzz those shit I don't.
Damn I don't know.
Responsibility.
The internet had you thinking that this shit don't exist in real life?
That ain't the end of the world,
cause you got it.
All the motherfuckers I know who got a bunch of kids
don't have no problem finding somebody
who will fuck with them and all them goddamn kids.
Oh, God.
For sure, for sure.
I'd do a motherfucker right now.
Later, those motherfuckers had five.
And he had none. And I got five. He had nine.
And a girl married.
He had nine.
And a girl married.
He wanted a man.
And then they had some of them after,
but I was like, she already had five.
I know a nigga with five baby mamas.
It ain't nothing to get a woman.
For sure, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
Five baby mamas.
Bro, this shit is crazy.
I know that nigga phone.
I know he can't talk.
If you think about the scope, five baby mama.
Bro, that's five.
Nigga, one.
And even if it ain't even in order.
One got five personalities.
If it ain't in order, it's a wrap.
Did she feed the child bullshit,
especially if one hate you?
Oh, man.
Oh, now you find two people.
You gonna have one, you gonna have at least two of them
that hate you if you got that man.
I'm talking about two of them that like, they hate you.
Well, y'all can't even talk.
And they hate all the other kids and the other baby mommas
and everything.
Don't have my child around your other kids.
But see, all that come with ego.
That's why you got...
You think I see your brother?
That funny. That funny.
That little nigga that look just like him.
That funny.
They go to the same school.
These my twins.
These bitches don't know how to act,
so they don't have like,
man, all these my dickhead.
Hold up.
But see, that just go to,
y'all gotta have God in your life.
As long as you got God in your relationship,
everything gonna work out.
Everybody gonna have their own little personal,
how they feel and personal agendaendas and shit like that.
But you can't take that shit back.
You gotta just be better moving forward.
Yeah, you gotta be better moving forward.
Ain't nothing a mistake, ain't nothing be like,
man, what the fuck?
At the end of the day, this is a promise.
But also, you gotta keep in mind too,
these are your agendas,
and you use them how the fuck you want to.
For sure.
Fuck what we talking about.
If you wanna have a bunch of kids
by a bunch of goddamn different people, do it.
Do it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
But be responsible.
Yes, with these kids.
No, don't be responsible.
Cause we need some people who don't have fathers and shit.
They'll make some of the best actors, ballplayers,
some of the best people who grew up with one parent.
Yeah!
They don't even have nine dads.
Man, they been...
They gonna play you now.
Hey man, you fucking around and put daddies
and everybody home, where the struggle gonna be?
Yeah.
No, I'm just bullshitting.
But...
It's a dig at the hotline there.
I see what he's saying though.
It's the shit that it could be real.
And why he ain't got no time.
My little dig got work.
A nigga gonna walk out the hotline?
No, yeah, these kids need better.
Yeah.
I'm just doing too much for them.
Yeah, I'm doing too much for them.
They got it too good.
They better be in their life, man.
Fuck this shit.
Yeah.
I think you're gonna have bad luck with your new people.
You can't even do shit like they used to be able to do
back in the day.
Motherfucker used to be able to go to the store
to get some cigarettes and never come back.
And nobody know where the fuck he went.
That internet, they'll fire you at an hour, Lose.
Nigga, you can't make it 20 minutes outside the house
before they got their phones by ringing.
How long before you get back?
All this technology, you can't even disappear
on your family no more.
That's right.
Granddaddy had three families on the same block they never knew till this
nigga was dead 30 years before they figured out they was such them brothers.
You clashed with your brother.
I advise everybody to do the ancestry. Find out who the fuck you is.
I don't believe that shit.
But listen, you got me telling you, bro. Your cousins, you got a lot of folks in your family.
Yeah, that shit don't be real.
You crazy as hell.
You believe the ancestral shit?
For sure, for sure.
Because other people push other shit up,
and you realize, bro, these my kinfolk.
Nigga, my granddaddy had 19 kids.
Yeah, I don't want to meet them.
My great granddaddy had 19 kids.
The ones I know, I don't want to fuck with.
I know I don't want to meet the ones I don't know.
Damn, my granddaddy loved my grandmama and went and had four I wanna meet the ones I don't know.
Damn, my granddaddy loved my grandmama
and went and had four moms.
If I don't already know you, fuck it.
Yeah.
Nah, fuck that.
I wanna know.
I wanna go on that bitch when I get real famous.
I wanna know.
With the little black man who research your family
and tell you what slave plantation they was from.
Nigga, I done found a kid.
Did you know that your granddaddy invented sliced bread?
No, fuck he didn't.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Nigga I done found like 10 World War cars.
I knew I liked sandwiches for some reason.
I done found like 10 registers for the war.
Like World War I and World War II.
I done found like 10 registers in my family.
Like over 10 veterans.
They be talking all that shit.
Man listen, you know how many people in my family
talk for this shit?
My great granddaddy was so black,
I thought the picture was a negative.
They got a picture of this nigga,
this nigga looks so goddamn mean.
And they got a picture of my great-
Was he smiling low?
Absolutely not.
Yeah, what's up?
Nigga, they ain't want to smile.
My picture was smiling back in the day.
That's the thing about this though. What the fuck a nigga in Mississippi in 1920 got to smile about?
They always told the nigga, hey!
Take a picture.
They snuck up in the A1.
Stand in front of the nigga.
I did the ancestral shit.
Y'all were cut though.
Y'all were cut.
And they had to put up.
And they had it put up? Ain't that how it put up?
I was just looking at them old census records.
They was describing niggas any kind of way.
Tall, slender, Negro.
Farm worker, laborer.
If you see that, big old boy.
Housekeeper.
Them Najah, ain't no other one.
Them census records is crazy.
Some shit, turpentine, some shit like that.
Because then one year they'll show your granddaddy
living there, then the next time they came they'll show your granddaddy living there,
then the next time they can't even make no granddaddy there.
Just all women in the house.
They couldn't even have no men in the stand.
So you know what that mean, they got them up out of that.
They got them in the system.
Got them up out of that.
Yeah, but I found a bunch of pictures of my great grandparents
in the system now.
Yeah.
That should be history fun when you learn about yourself, though.
Yeah. Because I know history fun when you learn about yourself though. Yeah.
Cause I know my momma's side, she's an Indian.
From Ross, South Carolina.
From the Choctaw Indians, for sho, for sho.
Bloodline, for sho, for sho.
And then I'm trying to figure out how, who my daddy is.
This a nigga, my family name, Nimrod.
Crazy.
My great, great uncle, Nimrod.
Uh oh.
This nigga name was Nimrod.
I can't get over that shit.
Well I thought you had a story behind it.
I was like, I know he made some fire and shit.
That's why I'm like, yeah.
That's why I laid up.
That shit was crazy. I'm like, for real?
Nimrod did shit.
Nimrod had a bunch of kids.
Nimrod was chilling.
Nimrod, take a picture.
That nigga was good-ass. When that nigga was on the phone, like... Nimrod. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I be finding out new shit every night. I go in there just to see they got some new shit. Then I done fucked around and linked up with my cousin
from Dynaline.
Like my granddaddy is among 19.
So his brother kids.
I'm linking up with them like he my cousin.
Like nigga my granddaddy and your daddy brothers
and sisters nigga.
Nigga my, I'm finna show you.
First time I ever saw a picture of my granddaddy, my daddy daddy. My daddy name is Solomon Whitfield. His daddy name is Solomon Whitfield. You dig what I'm finna show you, first time I ever saw a picture of my granddaddy, my daddy daddy.
My daddy name is Solomon Whitfield.
His daddy name is Solomon Whitfield.
You dig what I'm saying?
I just saw a picture of him,
and you know my brother, old in here.
I pull up on my brother, I was like, bro, you,
you like, see, I was like, bro,
you ever saw a picture of granddaddy?
He said, I ain't never seen a picture of granddaddy.
That nigga wasn't alive when granddaddy wasn't alive.
Hell no, nigga, granddaddy was like,
no, no, no, no, he was.
He moved. He don't remember granddaddy. He moved and had nah, nigga, granddaddy was like, no, no, no, no, he was. He moved.
He don't remember granddaddy.
He moved and had another family.
Like my dad ain't speak on his dad.
You see what I'm saying?
He never speak on his dad.
There ain't no pictures, no nothing.
My daddy, my brother, 68.
All right, check this out.
He ain't never seen my granddaddy.
My granddaddy had three families.
Real shit.
For sure, for sure.
I can believe that.
Man, and that's that they know of right now.
My brother, 68, ain't never saw a picture of my granddaddy.
That's old.
My granddaddy had two families on the same street and a whole other family in Chicago.
They love this nigga, man.
That nigga Stardough.
Yeah.
Y'all don't want to keep that clean, all right.
But that shit fun.
Both of my grandaddies left and went and started
holding other families, but stayed around.
But that shit fun, you know who the fuck your people is,
because a lot of these niggas don't know where the fuck
they came from.
My family is so fucking big, man.
Families was fucked niggas. My know where the fuck they came from. I had my family. It's so fucking big, man.
Family is what's fucked, nigga.
My mama got 10 sisters and eight brothers.
Ooh.
I ain't made it.
Man.
Nigga.
10 sisters and eight brothers.
So in 19 or no?
Man, and my daddy, he got like, he had what?
Two brothers and like four sisters.
You got a boob of cousins.
Nigga, it's a hundred of us in the immediate family.
But see, they did a thing though,
a lot of people think,
a lot of people's family tree start with their grandma.
But now knowing that your grandma
has sisters and brothers too.
Well, see, I actually grew up with my great grandma too.
She was still a little ass fuck.
Your grandma mom.
Yeah.
So you knew stories and stuff like that.
See, like, oh, hell yeah.
Oh, that's fact.
I had an older grandma.
My grandma was born in 1927.
So of course, she telling me about the family.
So it's like, I'm closer to, you know what I mean,
where the slavery stories, what she could tell,
she knew about her grandma and that type of stuff.
But even if it wasn't slavery,
everybody's grandma done told them some stories.
So shocking, you could believe this shit.
For sure, for sure.
So my grandma had 50 grandkids, 50 great grandkids.
My grandma was still in her mind to a point where I knew
when I came up there, when I go see grandma,
the grandma, my grandma ain't never let me walk around the house.
Come here, get away from your daddy.
Sit right here.
See, I had.
What the fuck?
In my life, I had two great-grandma.
I ain't never had no great-granddaddy.
I just had my granddaddy.
That nigga was so cold.
This was the coldest nigga.
Your granddaddy.
Man, this nigga was cold as a mother.
Damn, man.
I wish I could talk to some old people in my family, man.
God damn. I mean, they, well I'm talking about like,
a boy of them.
They have sense.
Like I know them.
Them things.
These old folks, these motherfuckers got no sense.
Nigga, I was sitting there watching Westerns
with my granddad and I started understanding
why I started liking that shit.
Nigga, my uncle done seen every Western ever made, nigga.
He be talking about these niggas
like he know them in real life.
Look at old Billy Martin.
Poor, stealing motherfucker.
Oh yeah, no, they killed him in part five.
They were like, damn, ugly.
They loved him from Western, bro.
What is it about that old boy?
They loved him from goddamn Western, bro.
My damn little hits from goddamn Western.
They had him be turned up loud.
Clint Eastwood with his Pondler.
Turn that TV on too, Mario.
Damn, boy.
Now what you going, where you going punk?
Well, he said that shit, boy, my daddy.
Boy, he be like, hee hee.
There you go.
I'm like, that what you like?
Bro.
What you doing, punk?
There you go.
You about to get him.
No, obviously, he used to be so weak,
but they loved him.
Uh-huh, look at Wonka.
Wonka gonna kick his ass.
He ain't talkin' bout' Nave.
He ain't talkin' bout' Nave.
Man, Wonka with them short ass kicks.
Man, get the fuck over there.
My granddaddy used to love Oprah Winford,
but he couldn't pronounce her name.
What'd he say?
He used to call her Oprah Winford.
Oprah Winford.
Oprah.
Oprah Winford.
I love Oprah.
That is not that late a name. That's how I knew my dad. Invana White from Willa Fortuna. Willa Fortuna. And that is not that lady's name.
That's how I knew my dad.
Inventor White from Willa Fortuna.
Willa Fortuna, when she go spin that wheel, nigga.
That's how I knew my daddy grew up.
When he grew up, a lot of shit ain't interest him.
You see what I'm saying?
He got it, if he like it, that's what he do.
That's it.
He like Andy Griffin.
He like in the heat of the night.
And he gonna watch him some motherfucker
Clint Eastwood and some breeze.
After that.
That's it.
Hey man, oh, Sanford Sun.
After that.
Don't, nothing else.
Listen, Sanford Sun,
heat of the night.
Yeah.
Andy Griffin, he gonna watch that guy.
My grandma.
Tornado show.
Saturday.
Baseball. Baseball on all day. Breeze on all day. To the, time to go to the casino. They're good. They gon' watch that guy's tornado show? Saturday, baseball.
Baseball on all day, to the casino.
She ain't, she ain't gonna watch them Cubs,
the White Sox, and the Braves.
Everybody else, she'll...
Cause y'all getting them Chicago teams too from right now.
But you know what, I don't know what it was
about the Braves back in the day, bro.
It was a wholesome man team that brought everybody together.
Nigga, Tom Gladden, Greg Maddox,
Chipper Jones.
Nigga, it was a lady.
I would get my watch, some links taken out.
A lady had to acknowledge a dude bracelet from the braids.
She just went down the line.
Oh yeah, that man got a braids championship ring on.
Why remember we had them braids?
I was like, 96?
96 championship.
Don't forget, Pran. Pran. Oh yeah, Pran. Then we had them braids. I was like, 96? 96, championship. Don't forget, Pran.
Pran.
Oh, yeah.
Pran.
Pran Jordan.
John Rocker.
But that nigga was a race.
But that nigga was a dog.
Yeah.
Terrible.
John Smokes.
Yeah.
John Smokes.
That was the young John Smokes.
99.
That wasn't no wonder.
That was the young John Smokes.
Tom Glavin.
Yeah.
Ooh, y'all going down the line. John Rocker.
John Rocker.
Hey, you know how much niggas love baseball?
John Rocker was a racist nigga.
We ain't give a fuck, nigga.
We ain't care.
Put John Rocker in, man.
For sure, for sure.
That nigga got a fan, you can't hit.
Dave Justice was that nigga.
Oh, hell yeah.
That Halle Berry, right?
Yeah, nigga.
Niggas, Otiggas. Yeah.
Niggas, Oldest Nixon was 40 when he played
with the God damn Braves.
I know a nigga y'all don't remember though.
Who?
Andres Galarraga, nigga the big cat.
Come on man.
First make that striking leg and y'all see
what you can do with that.
Yeah.
Gagalaga.
Gagalaga.
Gagalaga.
Yeah.
Y'all with that.
And the Braves they're handsome.
The old motherfucker, Greg Olson.
Oh hell yeah.
Damn I remember him. Greg was off the chain. Man that nigga was a hammer. The cold motherfucker, Greg Olson. Oh hell yeah. Damn, I remember him.
Greg was off the chain.
Man, that nigga was a hammer man.
He was off the chain.
Marquise Grissom.
Marquise Grissom.
Oh yeah, Marquise Grissom.
Boy, you took it back then, man.
You said it was then, Joe.
Hey man, we ought to all pop it up
and go to the Braves game one day.
For sure, for sure.
I just asked my boy Dylan, bro, he the pitcher.
He go crazy, but I be like,
man, y'all gotta have some VIP booze, cause boy, we got some goddamn $15 seats.
Man, we went out after the Dodgers game.
Come on, man, before the ball party spins.
Y'all niggas ain't got two booze, you mean?
No, sir, that mother fucker said 104.
I know it's gonna be 115.
I will not.
At least the sticks, they're getting $50,
at least behind the net, right?
See, bro, but look, y'all niggas gotta drink, bro.
Y'all niggas gotta have,
y'all gotta have a beer.
We gotta have a beer. We gonna get us a Spr, y'all niggas gotta drink, bro.
Y'all niggas gotta have a bill.
We gotta have a bill.
We gonna get us a Sprinter,
and everybody gonna have some bids, some hot dogs and shit.
It's 103 out there.
What are you talking about?
We gotta be in the moment, bro.
This nigga wanna pass out.
You gotta drink your bill.
It's 103.
When they see that tag me out on the ball,
you gotta drink a bill.
You both be fucked up by the time they get to that.
That's how many, ain't it?
God damn.
Uh.
We went to the Dodgers game when we was out there with me,
you money bag, Chad.
Yeah, buddy.
Cat.
I went to that shit.
Left me.
Aw, man.
Look at this nigga here, man.
Left me.
No, we told your ass you want to take our goddamn day.
Hey, nigga switched clothes three times.
He had his hair like this, man.
Come on.
That nigga smoke, go to his room,
come back outside and smoke.
Man, I do the same thing to Lil' Lil'
go to the room and smoke.
Hey, now one thing about that nigga, Lil' Lil, boy,
if Lil' Lil said he leaving at a certain time.
He go.
Boy, you better be your ass down, little boy.
I hate that day we left Clayton, bro.
I hated that day.
Y'all left it there.
While I was looking at the win, I said, fuck me, y'all.
Yeah.
Ah.
You left for gay.
That nigga Clayton.
He said, yo, where you at?
I said, hey, try to catch Chico.
We left for gay.
I said, hey, try to catch Chico. We live for gay.
Bro, I be having my whole route planned out.
How long the nigga got for you?
I'm like the equalizer.
We supposed to left 19 seconds ago.
I started getting smart, I started keeping the key.
I was like, I'll check it in.
Bro, you gotta go.
You gotta go. You gotta go. You gotta go.
You gotta go.
You gotta call me, guy.
I'm out of here.
You gotta go, bro.
Damn, man.
Who the fuck gonna be waiting on somebody out there?
Hey, but one thing about it, boy, listen, that's why I know.
I need a ride and I need some weed.
I don't want to be looking for no weed
and I don't want to be looking for no ride.
That's right.
You understand me?
As a grown man, keep you a watch, keep you some weed, and keep you a ride.
Yeah.
You dig what I'm saying?
Yeah, I will.
You be stuck, now you looking for me.
All right, with your watch,
how many times do you look at your watch for the time?
I look at that motherfucker damn near here,
15, 20 minutes.
I'm thinking, like, niggas are still looking
at their phone though, you know what I'm saying?
With the watch on.
Now I look at my shit to make it look tactical.
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But sometimes I keep doing this shit
to let me keep my skills up the par.
Like, yep, I'm right, mm-hmm.
Plus I be wanting to know the seconds, nigga.
Yeah.
I be wanting, that's why I keep my G-Shock on, bro.
I bought this watch about four or five different times, bro, because this was the best watch I had coming up my G-Shock on, bro. I bought this watch about four or five different times,
bro, because this was the best watch I had coming up.
G-Shock.
I have a little boy G-Shock, too.
I got about 12 of them.
My first watch was a black G-Shock.
I had this exact one.
I wore that bitch every day on the dollar.
I love this shit.
I can keep this watch forever.
Do we have any snacks?
Like, sugar?
Oh, shit.
I don't think so.
No peanuts, please.
No nuts.
No nuts.
We had too much nuts.
Pause.
You got nuts.
No nuts.
Hey, bring me some.
Bring all this shit.
Here you go, man.
Bring all this shit.
Yeah, I need stupid ass.
What you got coming up, man? Man, I'm working on some more short films and some more music, man. Bring all that shit. Yeah, I need to do it again. What you got coming up, man? Man, I'm working on some more short films and some more music, man.
You dig what I'm saying?
Most stand-up, dig what I'm saying?
Catch That Tour, 85 South Tour, going crazy.
I'm about to drop an independent silent movie.
Independent silent movie?
What tour?
The tour.
My tour?
It's in the, it's in the, it's, it's, are you talking about every tour?
Spend the block, spend the block.
You know that niggas just started talking this shit.
Do me on, man.
I had the paper.
What's the first date for the spin the block?
Hold up, hold up, where is it?
We're going to Detroit.
September who?
Six.
September six, we're going to be in Detroit.
Yeah, we're going to be in Detroit.
We, we going to be in Detroit! Now you going?
I hope.
Now you going?
Now you should pull up.
OK.
God.
You good?
You free?
Pull up if you ain't doing shit.
OK.
I got this.
My man, you know, ain't gonna feel no type of way
if you don't.
I'm just saying.
Step 10 is sick.
Yeah, step 10 is sick.
Step 10 is sick.
Yeah. Little spizzle, right? Oh, yeah, we going to a couple of those bitches. to 6. Yeah, step 10 to... Step 10 to 6, yeah. Step 10 to 6, yeah.
Little speed is a brand.
Oh yeah, we go like 12.
Cover them bitches.
It didn't happen, step 10 to 6.
Yeah, yeah.
Houston, Texas, November 6.
I'm cross.
You're gonna be the one.
Hey, Houston be so fucking fun, bro.
I love Houston.
What you be doing in Houston?
No, I'm talking about the show be fun.
What you doing?
What you doing November 2?
Um, I ain't got nothing.
We got some room for him?
If you ain't doing shit, pull up, man.
Do we got, hold on, it might be tight, though.
Do we got room for him?
Backstage, yeah.
All right, then you come backstage.
I got some luggage for him.
Yeah, y'all niggas getting too sporty,
riding this motherfucker.
Hey, you know what I'm always gonna call you,
you're sporty.
You're niggas too sporty riding this bitch. You're doing too much. I ain't gonna lie, boy. Greenboro, know what I'm over for? Call me Spodey. You a nigga too Spodey, Rod.
You're doing too much.
I ain't gonna lie, boy.
Greenberg in North Carolina, September 21st.
Come on.
All right, boy.
That's the most people I ever put fun in front of.
Greenberg.
Oh, you been there too?
13,000.
Oh, you was there?
No.
Did you go up?
Yeah, I went up.
Thank you so much.
You ain't bringing me shit.
No fool.
Oh.
You got nobody to venomize it?
Oh.
Son of a having that dollar, man.
She having that paper.
Let's get some of them M&Ms.
You can't even.
Oh, hook me up.
I want the berry kind.
That's equal.
Whatever they got.
Hey, everybody having their way around this bitch,
there's one person.
Who?
Cam God.
Oh. What person. Who? Cam God. Uh.
What'd he do?
Hey, Cam God walked up to me, he said,
man, I had to come to the studio, I'm so fucked up.
Oh, I know.
I know.
I know.
You made him.
Hey, hold on, I ain't done here.
He came up to the guzzies.
He made some sweet ass strawberries.
Oh shit, I got the shit in.
Lion ass nigga, just came up to that nigga. What'd he say? He said, man, I had to come to the studio, I got the shit in. Line up, nigga, just came off to that nigga.
What'd he say?
He said, man, I had to come to the studio.
I'm so fucked up.
Nigga had a head now.
He damn sure did, I heard him.
What wrong, fool?
There ain't nothing wrong, no.
He said, you get all the money.
I'm just being fine.
Oh, okay.
He said, if I had some money, I wouldn't be up here.
What'd he say?
What that mean, fly? had some money, I wouldn't be up here. What'd he say? What that mean, bro?
That boy here.
Boy looking for it.
What way it work?
I knew he was fucked though when he asked to go on the family business tour.
I said, oh nigga, you fucking up.
We barely making it over that nigga.
Nigga, you just want wanna come see us in it.
We ain't got no money for you.
You gonna be mad at him, take a picture.
When he trying to pay out.
I'm gonna hand you that 50.
It's already full.
150. That n***a said you just want to see the city. Talk about where y'all at next.
N***a you don't want to go.
Let me take you out of here.
That n***a done me for.
Alright.
Yeah man. We back on the road though.
We loaded.
Getting the blizz out.
Blizz out. That nigga done me for. All right. Yeah, man. We back on the road though.
We loaded.
We in the blizz out.
Blizz out.
We on they back.
Let these motherfuckers know, man.
Rain Bush, what you got coming up low?
I know you got some shit.
You know big shit popping.
TV shows.
Right.
Movies. Got some shit coming up. shows. Right. Movies.
Got some shit coming up. Just finished working on some shit.
You know, that's the shit I just finished.
What? Which one?
That shit I just did.
Hey!
Did a whole bunch of episodes of that shit.
Yeah, went crazy then.
Boy.
Tired of me, Pat.
Man go crazy.
Yeah, really did.
Did that.
So make sure y'all watch that when that come out.
Pop your shit.
You'll know what it is,
cause I'ma tell you again.
Cause I'ma tell you again.
Man, I need a massage, man.
I need to get a real good massage.
Tropical on the nigga, boy.
I had to take the lacos one time.
Yeah. This from Afrobeats. Yeah. There's some Afro beats in there.
Yeah, I'm playing.
Like Maggie.
Simpson.
Yeah.
We got downtown.
That's funny.
We go uptown.
When you be in the studio and then here comes some bull shit like this.
You're like, man, who's that?
I'm caring for the sign of that shit, man.
I'm caring for my shit.
Downtown.
Hey, man, we writing, man.
We're writing.
You don't want to sign that shit man? Hey, why you care about my shit? Hey man, we write it man, we are writing.
You don't want to hear that shit.
Man, write.
Now what you talking about?
You need a good pop pit nigga.
Nah, you can't need things nigga, doggy.
Down town, up town, up town.
Man, put on something else right quick. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Fuck the whole rhyme section. We go, we go downtown.
Yeah.
We go uptown.
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah.
OK.
We go downtown.
You gotta have them dancing when you're doing that shit.
Ooh, ooh.
Then somebody be like, you know what?
I think you got something.
It ain't about the words, it's about how you say it.
Okay.
See, you got the musician mind.
Now fly, you do it the way you would do it.
We go down town.
We go up town.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. We gotta see it! That's cool. We gotta see it!
That's bad.
That's bad.
That's who's in there.
We don't put the video on that bitch.
You dig what I'm saying?
No.
The video in DC, what?
That's a hit.
That's a hit.
And Burn the Boy.
Oh boy, you talking a lot with him.
Now we gotta go to the next area.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
We gotta shoot the video over there.
But that's what I was telling him.
We don't need it over here in America.
That little feeling that we can get.
Oh, I gotta go in the studio
and make my own version of this shit.
Ooh.
What you think?
What you gonna say?
Ooh, ah, love in a mouth.
Okay.
No, peel all the meat.
We make love all in the mouth.
All in the mouth.
Bullet.
Make love in her mouth.
More fire.
More fire.
What does bullet mean?
What does bullet mean?
The nut.
Oh.
It all go back to the nuts.
No, I don't say that.
It's crazy.
The nut is the Genesis.
It start with the nut.
The Alpha and the omega.
No, man, y'all great.
Y'all gonna hell.
No, Genesis is definitely the beginner.
I know, but you talking about the nuts.
Lord, they on their own with that one.
That's why I did not intervene with that bullshit.
You came to do this and putting people in hell?
I didn't, y'all just go ahead and have a talk.
I just wanted to have a word with both of y'all.
I know where y'all going, that was funny.
What if God knows how to death you up the right way,
like you like, yeah, man.
He made you, so yeah, I know.
What if it just take a little minute to get to heaven
and you think you going to hell and then God was like,
he don't even really say shit until a couple days later,
he's like, you thought I was going to let you go to hell?
I'm scared.
All right, boy, my heart be beef at hell.
That nigga's stupid.
You get to heaven, who the first person you looking for?
My grandma, nigga.
Oh yeah, for sure.
The fuck?
That's a fact.
And then I want her to introduce me
to the rest of her family.
Walking around heaven like, this is gonna be fun, boy.
Where James Brown at?
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
That's what you gonna ask.
You gonna live with giant, bro.
You live with your own grandma.
That's what I'm saying, I don't know how that grow up.
But they don't need too much of a position.
Watch out, grandma. Watch out.
I'm gonna get right with you.
I asked grandma what Jai is.
Grandma, get the hell out of here.
What Jai is that?
There you go, there you go.
Jai!
That's his family.
Hey, man, what the fuck you think?
What's wrong with this crazy young nigga, man?
Hey, don't chill with your grandma, man.
James!
What that nigga do?
James!
James!
First day out, he was me, James.
James!
James!
He said, James!
James!
I'm black and I'm brown too, James!
James!
James Brown.
James!
James!
He keep fucking with you.
James!
James!
James! James! James! James! Jay! I'm black and I'm brown too, Jay! Jay! Jay Brown.
Jay B!
Jay B!
He keep fucking with it, dude.
Jay B!
Jay!
Jay!
Godfather Salt!
Hey, Ville!
What about the birds?
I feel good!
I look good!
I make love good!
I'm done here.
Man, what?
I'm done here.
I'm done here.
I'm done here.
I'm done here.
I'm done here.
I'm done here. I'm done here. I'm done here. I'm done good, I make love good.
That's dumb hair.
Man, what?
That is crazy, bro. People want to go see Pauly, go see Tupac, shit like that.
N***a ain't stop.
If anybody has something to say, go get your ears.
That n***a's lying low here.
I want to see my grandma because I know she know she gonna say all the real shit up front.
Yeah.
You know they keep it cold as a motherfucking hell.
You gonna need to get you a jacket.
She kept real with you.
And you got to step outside the gate
just to smoke a goddamn cigarette.
That shit make a man out of hell, though. When they want to smoke a cigarette,
you got to walk up the street.
They can't have that nicotine in them.
Yeah, you can't smoke on that cloud.
Why you stupid?
I made the clouds that.
Yeah.
It made the cloud turn gray.
And that's what make it rain.
Oh, boy.
Young bitches get up there with them vapes, they gonna love it. I made the clouds stay. Yeah. Ha ha ha. It made the cloud turn gray.
And that's what make it gray.
Oh boy.
Young bitches get up there with them vapes,
they gonna lose their mind.
Uh-uh.
No vaping.
Come on, God.
Please.
Please.
Tell me, what?
They gonna vape the damn, they gonna vape the cloud.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I ain't gonna do no.
Ha ha ha. Stop being a gypsy, bro. You gotta be obedient.
Yeah.
That's it. You know where you're going, look.
All that drinking that we be doing out here,
God, hey, you don't reach the limit.
Come on, God, one more time.
What if heaven is everything you ever imagined it is?
It's better.
It's gonna be fun.
Maybe. It's gonna be fun. What the hell is going on here? God, hey, you don't reach the limit. Come on, God, one more time. What if heaven is everything you ever imagined it is?
It's better.
It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be amazing.
Yeah.
It's gonna be a big old party,
everybody you love there.
Most of them, what if you get there and then,
like you in there so you can see hell?
It was like a...
Let me see all the people that looking like
they wish they were dead, right?
Cause they like, they get a chance to look at
what they could have been.
They don't get to see you though.
That's the bad part.
That's the part about hell.
That's what hell is.
It ain't just like you burning,
you just get to watch what you could have been doing.
See, you can look down at hell from heaven,
but hell can't see heaven.
Oh, what you say?
Yeah, the hell, like most of the... I think that would make it more... Hell can't look up and see heaven. Hell can't look up and see heaven. Hell can't look up and see heaven. Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven.
Hell can't look up and see heaven. Hell can't look up and see heaven. Hell can't look up and see heaven. Hell can't look up and That's just one of the privileges of being in heaven.
Like in hell, you just look up, it's just hell.
Ain't shit else to see, it's just hell everywhere.
But see, I understand that part, but see, in heaven,
it's just like, we just having fun.
And in hell, they just looking up like,
they can't even hear shit if they didn't.
Or they gotta watch a video or something.
See, because that's too freaky,
they're gonna be looking at your ass and stuff.
They already in hell.
They looking up on the people wings and shit.
They be going back to ass and up.
What they gonna be looking up at, dudes?
Shake them titties, shake them...
Shake them, is that a shake like that?
Ah, nigga, crazy, bro.
It's something miserable. What? What? What? What? Ah, nigga, crazy, bro. Yeah, man.
It's something miserable. Yeah.
That's why I just say, hey, man,
you're about to just try to make it happen.
Whatever you did to go to hell,
it's just gonna keep happening to you over and over.
It's in a loop, like on Dr. Strange.
Mm.
For all eternity.
Mm, that one little,
cause you just got to see that face. Everything bad gonna happen. Every, that one little, cause you just gotta sit there and face it.
Everything bad gonna happen.
Every time you stand up,
you get hit in the nuts with something.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Motherfucker run by and punch you in your shit
every five minutes.
Every five minutes.
Just some bad, some real bad.
So do you get to win?
Some real bad.
They grab your wings.
Oh shit.
Oh, god damn.
That's separate from the niggas
riding by swinging on your ass.
Every two minutes, forever.
Bwah!
Punch you right in your shit.
You always feel like you got a shit
but you can't shit.
Concentrate for the rest of your life.
It's it right there.
Your booty's like, he do it, dude.
But you don't never do it, dude.
You just like, man, goddamn.
All right, well.
That shit right there.
I see the post on Instagram, it said,
man, I know my uncle looking up for me.
Looking up to me from head up.
That's what it looks.
Man, you don't have to be a load of dumb ass.
But you know that that's the way he do it.
You know he done.
He gotta be.
Ain't no way around.
Ain't no way I'm gonna have it.
You don't think it's gonna be much good niggas in here?
Oh, hell yeah.
Ah.
Because they lying about the shit that they bad about.
I see what you're saying.
You can't hide that shit.
I see what you're saying.
It's some people who-
You thought they were good.
Yeah.
You thought they were good, but them niggas are-
Until God starts showing their hate, look.
Mm-hmm.
Motherfucker evil, that.
Yeah.
Some people use the scripture just so they can be evil.
Sometimes that shit be so crazy, them be the most scary.
They use it as the cover.
They use it as the cover, or like they so holy.
And then them folk be, boy.
But the way they be trying to manipulate that shit
for they own gain and favor.
That's why it's gonna hurt them and they lenient
because they're the most deceitful people in the world.
The one that put the forefront acting like they walking
like that, boy, can't wait to kick their head off.
They never make mistakes.
I feel like if you live to be 75, 80, 65,
there's no way you're gonna make it to heaven.
You had time to make mistakes, learn from your lessons,
find God, now people who die young,
hoping they learn.
But some people are just not good people.
Yeah.
But some people start off as bad people,
and they learn their ways.
Yeah, but some people just bad.
That's what it's gonna be.
Yeah.
Some people are not good people though.
For sure. And that's what it's made to be so. Some people are not good people, though.
For sure.
That's what it's made to be so we can know what not to be.
Uh-huh.
You see what I'm saying?
Some people are made just for that to be that,
so we can learn not to be that.
They weren't meant to change.
They weren't supposed to change.
They were meant to do that.
They are the examples of what not to be.
They are the examples of what not to be.
But like, when you find God, it's like, OK, I found, dang, all this time I was out here hanging,
looking for this type of love.
This is what it was the whole time, as long as you know.
But they might learn that at a later age,
but they were fucked up, 1920.
It was a miserable motherfucker.
That's gotta be your testimony.
Yeah, but think about it too though.
They get a chance to sit back and think about all the times
they done had opportunities that were loop holes.
Yeah.
What they missed.
Oh, man, I could have been that got my shit together.
Right.
24.
No excuses.
27.
35.
Look at me.
I ain't got nobody blame but myself at this age.
I get it.
But at some point, you got to understand
that it's not even about you.
There it is.
You got to give it up for Jesus.
You got to give it up to the Lord.
Your Lord and Savior, He loves you.
Yeah.
And He wants to meet you.
He wants to meet you.
How much they gonna cost?
He wants to meet you.
Now, for four low payments. What meet you. Now for four low payments.
What I'm saying to you, four low payments.
$899.
That's for sure.
I can personally introduce you to Jesus.
That number's just flashing, Lose.
That number's flashing on the screen.
If you would like to build
your own intimate relationship with Jesus.
What 800 Savior?
He's personally one of my closest friends.
Right.
And if you want me to hook it up and introduce you guys,
or low-pay.
Uh-huh, that's for, 95.
800.
Amen.
Not 900, 899.
And I'm telling you what, folks.
What you gonna do?
Call right now. Not nine hundred eight hundred ninety nine and I'll tell you what folks. What's gonna be cold right?
We're gonna slash off
additional ten dollars
Anybody doesn't fuck for a low Four low payment. They always say four low payment. I can personally introduce you to Jesus.
At all, boy.
For four easy payment.
Hehehe.
Right on it.
I need that.
He said for four easy payment.
Hehehe.
I know you got it.
If you give it to me.
That's why I be like, bro,
I be at the house like,
what giving you the money is gonna do for my faith?
My own relationship.
My own relationship.
Because I'm gonna introduce you to a person.
Right, for what?
Personally, Jesus is one of my closest friends.
By that.
By what?
And for his payments, I paid $899.
All right.
But if you call right now,
we're gonna take off an additional $10.
I'm talking about getting it off.
Peter pop off.
They all doing it.
You know why they need the money.
Stop playing. You know they need the money. Stop playing.
You know they need the money.
Pastors got another.
Because them people need, them pastors have to steal it.
They have to steal it.
See, then they're going to, the first time they steal it,
they're going to just act like it
was the devil that made them revert back
to who they used to be.
Then they're going to apologize the first time.
They already got a plan for it.
Yeah.
Then they're going to let it pile back up.
And then still the big leap.
Two years in prison come home and all the money.
See that's why I'm glad.
See my daddy was a pastor, but I ain't with none of that, man.
He was legit, you feel me?
Helped every, I'm talking about,
I think that's why I am the way I am, bro.
I'm so helpful, bro.
I done saw my daddy literally help.
If the crackheads were in the neighborhood.
But before we line up through the church,
outside the church, down the street.
You know why?
Because we got plates.
Hey man, we gonna make sure the church eat.
Make sure everybody that lined up get a plate.
We ain't got no food, Pops.
Wait, let's go get some food,
because what I don't wanna do is
disappoint these people who think they finna get a plate.
How about that?
If they lined up, let's just feed everybody.
That's how the church started.
But if they are disappointed.
What?
Then they would like for me to personally introduce them.
Right, where they going?
I'll take two easy baby.
All right, I slanged two payments off.
Oh, pretty for you.
Whoa.
That sound like a no bleed.
That shit sound like it came out the nose.
That nigga sneeze, they ain't falling.
Lil' boo boo came out with that. That nigga sneeze, they ain't falling. I'm just saying.
Lil' Boo Boo came out with that.
That lil' blood right there, guys.
Somebody gonna have to go wipe that.
You all right, buddy?
That's a sharp.
They gotta change it short.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, we're talking good shit, man.
We're talking good shit, man.
God is the greatest.
You dig?
Oh, for sure. Most definitely, man. Everybody is the greatest. You dig? Oh, for sure.
Most definitely, man.
Everybody in here going to heaven.
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For sure, for sure.
Your best friend's mom,
and Dee's nuts.
For sure, for sure.
And that's just how it's gonna be.
We're going on tour.
Now I've got the number 13 show in America right now.
Yo, for sure. Oh, man. And don't you, hey man, niggas, bro, look up the numbers. We're going on tour now. I've got the number 13 show in America right now
No, I know hey man, they're gonna look up the numbers. I know I know hey man niggas They're gonna look up the numbers bitch we're at 11 by the time you look it up. I'm talking about in the world, Craig
I know that what I'm saying gonna be at 11 by the time they look it up
What chart?
Huh? What chart?
The world chart
We're on that now
The world chart
We don't give them too much right?
Say no more gay violence
Right When they start looking at the charts that too much, right? Say no more gay violence. Right.
When they start looking at the charts, that mean they getting our information.
Say no more gay violence.
Yeah, man.
Price picks still here.
Them busts.
This your ride?
Let me get them on for you.
Yeah, man.
It's just dope.
You ain't gonna ask.
It's just dope.
Just dope.
Just straight weed.
Who rolled this up here?
Mayor of Juana.
Straight weed.
Yeah.
$75 a week, my nigga. In a month. Big money.
Yeah.
That's how we living.
85 South Show.
But y'all niggas so ready, bro.
These thang wears seat belts.
Yeah.
And a condom.
We go uptown.
Come on, guys.
And some latex gloves.
We go downtown.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh, ah, ooh, ooh.
Ah.
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