The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Navv Greene In The Trap! With Karlous Miller | Ep. 257
Episode Date: October 9, 2020Get Navv's Comedy Special! https://mycomedystore.vhx.tv/ Karlous Miller goes off on this episode, showing love to the 85 south show crew and breaks down some behind the scenes dynamics. Plus, Karlous ...and Navv talk about their favorite TV women and get into the famous women they'd like to date. Navv expresses his love for Keke Palmer and Karlous Miller explains his infatuation with Kash Doll and Lous explains how he felt when he found out Ellen was mean. This is the coldest podcast! FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_corleone_/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh, y'all, niggins taking this shit serious.
Don't get to it, sorry.
I know, lost, but it.
All right, we're rolling.
Tell us what you got.
Tell me when you're ready.
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I was just bullshit.
You know what you did.
Yeah, I don't know.
I was bullshit.
All right.
But look, all your side, man.
Tell jokes or drop fries.
You can check this shit coming out.
October 9th.
You can stream it.
All this coming on, man.
The pre-orders are already going crazy.
Man, the pre-orders.
Right now, I'm at 12 copies total.
And y'all keep fucking with me
and support me with the 85 South Shore.
the 85 South Show, man, all love.
What y'all think?
Huh?
Hey.
You know why?
I don't listen to some rappers.
Because they live in too good.
And it ain't like I'm on no hate and shit.
It's just like, man, I don't want to hit this shit.
Now, it's like, I'm not about to sit here and listen to you bitch about shit like nice shit.
I like fucking with Rick Ross, though.
Oh, yeah.
Because Rick Ross rap and make it feel like, like he, it's his shit, but it's like yaw's shit.
Like, I feel like he rapping as a cousin.
You're like, you're welcome to this shit, but it's mine.
But like, you can enjoy it like it's yours, but just know if you fuck it with Mayback music, like this your shit too.
Do you get that from Rick Ross?
Like, he can make some normal shit sign extravagant.
Yeah, I feel like he the type of.
your type of nigga who are like like if you was around them enough he'll really make sure you
had some of this shit at the crib too round down 85 with my beat low i'm like god damn that
niggas smooth man why though he must have been thinking about something because it was like
trap music and then rick ross was like a level of boy trap man like it was elegant trap
hey chad get your ass out the shot looking boy man you can't just be in this bit looking
We always recorded.
We always recorded.
This whole time I thought we just waiting on.
He over that looking boy.
We're talking about good shit, man.
That nigga Chad is starting on, man.
Man, I'm tired of this Hollywood ass shit.
I'm about to find me some new niggas that's hunger again, man.
Chad ain't hungry no more.
That niggis sitting over there playing chest.
On the phone, man.
Chad ain't hungry no more.
God damn Joe think...
What I'm fucking...
Joe swear he's sophisticated, man.
I think...
this nigga that sneak went back to college
on the low
that nigga cat still hunting
man can't steal down
everybody else got damn
change I don't even know
what Joe stayed no more
I thought Chad moved out like
every time I hit that nigga up here in Calais
man I had to look at my
thread with Joe how many times
he didn't text me back I was like
nigga you I ain't one of your bitches
I'm texting you about
business and they all these motherfucking blue
And it's you.
It's me!
Talking to my fucking self!
The shit saying deliver?
Bro, this nigga hate me so much.
I'll text his phone.
He text me back from his email.
I know who fuck J.M.W.
Who's fucking that?
I'll be wanting to take back, man.
Don't send me the shit I asked Joe for.
That man got an assistant though?
I don't know what the shit be coming from.
the shit be coming, bro, they're like,
you know how motherfucker, he'll be like, I heard you, bro.
That's what they come back to me at.
They're in the shit late.
I don't even remember asking for it.
Two or three weeks late.
It went four episodes then came out.
Hey man, you're down to get the little clip
where the bitches was laughing.
He won't send him that.
The nigga ain't denied.
They'll send me none of the shit.
I'm doing good.
That nigga like shit, this nigga caught me.
He on that type of shit.
Like, now he feels like he.
I never watched it with the preview,
nigga never put me in the preview.
It'd just be DC foot up.
Like, bro, every episode can't be DC foot up,
Nick.
They're trying to edit you out.
Then I'd brought these fine-ass women up here,
get what he named the episode,
The Booty Ho.
Out of all the clever shit,
he ain't asked me nothing, they're like,
like, what's what you think of this?
Now you search my name on Google,
Carlos Miller, Clayton English, Booty Ho.
He didn't put their name in the time.
It's just me and Clayton in a booty hole.
Man, you don't change that shit?
Woulda did a million, but niggins be like,
they're listening to that shit.
Ain't no telling what they're talking about.
I got two fat-ass women over here.
He put booty holes.
They didn't spell booty hole wrong.
It's an ancient booty hole.
He could have said something uplifting for the queens
or something shit.
The episode three hours long, he picked booty holes.
That's all he said the shit one time.
I'm just showing you how the niggins change up, man.
This nigga doesn't change, too.
Took his dread out.
Got his shit break.
Like, he's a bad bitch.
Who the fuck?
What nigga you know take their dreads out mid-dreads?
And his shit were grown.
Come on, man.
That's the shit they had when they snatched their sew in all.
That shit be just like that.
That shit be just like that.
That shit been three weeks ago.
I still can't accept it.
I don't know what the fuck going on.
Is he going through a phase?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I guess he just got tired of the goddamn scalp itching.
You know what it was.
You know what it was.
That nigga got out the shower wet and smelt them dread for real.
Like, nigger, I'm gonna get this booty hole off my head.
What kind of face?
What kind of face he made?
It hurt.
It hurt.
It hurt.
And you can smell the millions.
They all changing, though.
Like you said, except cat.
Yeah, a cat.
Yeah, yeah.
Cat still wearing long-ass short pants.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Bro, a goddamn swallie of peppermint, man.
I ain't see that country.
Cat got the longest got them short you ever seen, man.
you ever seen, man.
They can't be having them gachos on, like,
motherfucker beat over the guy.
The only way I know they're short,
because it'd be wide, it'd be room.
I'm like, now I don't know if they ain't
if they just got a bad bill or they just,
I don't like your legs out like that.
How you shocked for the motherfucker, like, what do you add?
I don't know.
Now, give me the longest shorts you got.
Y'all ain't got no jeans that remind you a shorts.
That ragged him on, they stop lighting.
Oh, hell not.
Man, who the fuck?
Hey, you know what I think it is?
He might be like Hank Hill Daddy.
He must not have no shins.
I'd be looking at cat shorts be like, you hot, bro.
Or you cold?
Woo.
He bought his shorts, really.
This shorts from the indecisive outlet.
For people who don't know what they want.
His favorite so called Mid Decisions.
Like, when you first know that he was long shorts?
Like, what year was?
The first time he did it.
I don't forget nothing.
He had on some hot top and the bitches look like,
I thought he was about snatching the bitches off
like we're about to hoot.
Can't tell him he's lying, man.
He didn't know I ain't lying.
That why he ain't stood up
because it got some of him on.
That's why he's just like,
go here, bro, you got it?
You got it, bro.
Well, you see the same,
Chad came in these motherfuckers with some cackers on,
boy.
Chad came in a tight-ass cack.
And then he had the shirt tucked in
like he had been stealing out the grocery.
I'm like, Chad, you got a fooper young man.
So long as you just sit back and take Milton notes.
I'm about to be watching these niggie.
They don't think I'd be watching them.
They'll end me back.
They keep, he'll twist the knob there and smell it fangle
like he'd be playing with some pussy and twist that bitch
and be like, on the low.
He'd know when the camera cut away.
Whatever, man.
That's y'all.
Y'all's sick.
Put y'all shit.
About y'all?
Oh, now, where'd you see this niggie right here, though?
The niggins to here.
They ain't got the mini sprinter.
That's how serious here about the camera, bro.
A lot.
What?
And they ain't got the sprinter, but it's a mini sprinter.
All camera equipment.
I don't know if the nigger worked for the news or what.
He ain't got sliding doors on both sides.
All kind of cord and shit.
Hell no.
Told you.
That's what he'd be riding around listening to,
to the Instagram.
The camera equipment just slides.
He'd be riding up on there.
And y'all want to shoot something?
And nobody's trying to be a star today, huh?
Because it's a little van, but he got the big van steering with.
What side of the wheel?
Huh?
What side of the wheel?
Man, that motherfucker, about a 17.
Then, he really think he's driving a big truck.
He got the little knob on the turn.
Man, that nigga driving the motor bus.
Where you ought to see the nigga?
He'd be like, hold on, let me run to my truck.
I'm like, that is that man.
That motherfucker's a man.
He's trying to drive the bit rough like he'd, like he'll jeep with it.
He's going to leave here the other man and hit the tie.
That little six-ceiling was like,
with like, swerp.
I ain't gonna tell you traitors.
You had bought it just for the camera equipment.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't even know if he got another car.
I just want to see him take their family out the evening bit.
Like had to take all the equipment out there and put the seats back in.
Oh, they won't go.
They got to.
He ain't taking them.
Kids just be in the back standing up holding the wall like this.
Ah, aye, aye, don't sit on that.
Get off that court!
That cord.
He laid it in the front, just holding the seatbelt.
He won't snap.
What if he slammed on the brakes?
Everybody's fucked up.
He said he got to rip your mirror.
You do?
I don't know what the fuck he'll see, because there ain't no wits in that bitch.
He can't see shit in the band.
I hate for somebody to run up on the red.
to run up on the red like don't say that try to open that damn back though I know he's
gonna bust out there well the good thing it's two sliding doors on it's one on both sides
so he could always get in that bitch oh he good yeah he looks like it's a van van it's a minish
it's like it was like if the sprinter had a baby and it had just started school
It'd be about five or six-year-old sprang.
Not like vehicle age, but like as an age, as a person.
It's a little vehicle that could.
I give him hell about it.
I'm like, look at them cute little tired.
They went about some 13.
So when he first pulled up on him, you ain't even know what he did.
I thought he just had it for the weekend.
I ain't know that with his shit.
You just kept sitting there kept it, and kept it.
And then he'd be pulling up at club, me.
clubs and that bitch.
I was like, dang it.
He always read the shit.
He valeted?
He don't let nobody drive it.
Oh.
He'll valeted, but he got a pocket itself.
He had that bit right in the front, but he got a parker.
Right.
You know how I knew shit was Siri.
Because if you look at like the slatting those, you can't just use a regular key.
He got like the little drink machine key you got to put in the...
That kind of lock where you put the drink machine key into it.
So this nigga had to unscrew some shit off and you don't mean.
So it's one key that started.
They ain't got two drink machine key for the sliding glass door.
Oh, it's a different one on each side?
The back door only lock, if you unlock it with the button in the job.
That motherfucker, it's, eh, it's hard, does.
He don't pimp that motherfucker out.
This is Mississippi, the engine in the back.
You cap' now.
You had, but that thing I got the engine in the back.
Most of it is.
Oh.
That's enough about that.
Fuck this.
I like it though.
It's reliable.
And he's getting money.
Because you know why?
They got capacity.
That's why you winning.
You gotta have room.
That's on camera, man.
They can't even take all their shit.
Just in life, you just got to have room.
How are you gonna hate on a nigga if he got four holes,
but he got room for him?
That's probably why a cat with him long and short.
He got room.
I don't know what he's trying to take with him.
He gonna fuck around and pull a camera out of this shit one day.
He gonna need it because we gonna record the nigga
pulling up in their bin.
I got the behind the scenes.
Ain't no scenes.
The life for the 85 South, man.
Well, there's no scenes, it's just one cut.
Like if we cut this shit up the scenes,
then we could put this behind the scenes.
You're talking about everybody itself.
Who?
He can be in the...
He ain't who you think he is.
Once we googled who he was and saw how bad his people had it.
Man, you might well come over here with the niggas, man.
White people ain't about to accept you.
He knew it, and he's like, you're right.
So we're just using, we're using racism to manage.
We're trying to get, we're about to add two white people to the team
just so they can, like, when they call ahead, make them think we white.
Hey, if you're watching this, I need to make them think we white.
Hey, if you're watching this, I need you.
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Times is hard out here.
You're listening?
So, look, tell when it's like,
it's so biz over here.
How this motherfucker got time to run eight miles every morning?
Who?
No, Coke Head.
He think on nobody, no.
I've been around Cokehead before.
Yeah.
Who the fuck running that far for fun?
Yeah, just because.
Niggas out of his fucking mind.
Motherfucker had a mask on doing.
doing the shit.
I'm talking about protecting them from COVID.
If you're doing cocaine, you're gonna die anyway.
You don't know what the motherfucker
want to be in shape, but.
So what?
Think about it.
You be jogging, say you start jogging in your 20s
and you jogging until you 35, 36, 37, 38.
Now you need knee surgery.
You didn't rain your goddamn knees up.
Now you're gonna be sitting down, eating,
and ain't working the shit off.
And your body can sit down.
Now you're in here with good ass breath.
You're breathing good as fuck, but now you need two knees.
Ain't that a bitch?
Because you want to work out and shit.
You know how most bodybuilders die?
Massive heart attack.
You know what a massive heart attack mean?
Massive means a bigger, big heart attack.
You could have a big heart attack, but a massive heart attack.
You mean your whole shit stop work?
Because you want to pick up heavy.
I don't know why motherfuckers be in the junk.
My motherfuckers be in the gym picking up all this goddamn weight.
You ain't gonna do shit with all this strength.
One last time you seen a big strong motherfucker
to actually save somebody or pick a car up from a baby or some shit.
Not even no movies.
My fucking be in another time.
I dare enough six hundred pounds.
What will help somebody then?
If you just want to walk around and show me, boss.
Go do something, maybe.
I'm just like everybody in here free.
and this man got a mask on.
Like, who the fuck he don't trust?
No, he most acceptable to that shit.
Oh, yeah.
That made me.
Yeah.
Chave me like this all day.
Okay.
You mean to tell me Thad don't even know
how to turn the camera on?
Oh, I was about to say, you're on thin ice, man.
That nigga Thad on thin ice, man.
This the lozs I remember, man.
What?
This, this.
But what?
Bro, they be wanting me to be on calls.
And you know the type of shit I say.
I'm supposed to be on a call with these folks
that's professional.
A bunch of time?
You know I'm going to say some shit eventually.
I don't like being.
on them Zoom calls and shit because you know how you be on a Zoom call you just at the crib
you're thinking everybody on the same page yeah then that one motherfucker show up in the
Zoom call and flex on everybody he got a background like he at the beach and shit
he in the backyard like then you got green screen bro we sitting in our kitchens and shit
oh man I don't like that I'm gonna find out how to work is it an app for that what green
screen like one motherfuckers be putting them backgrounds and shit up hell yeah
That's some shit on TikTok.
I ain't on TikTok.
I ain't on.
But that's what they getting it on.
I heard that that bitch was anti-American or some shit.
I'll be watching them when people send them to them, but I don't have my own account.
I'm probably missing a lot of good shit.
That means you're...
You on the...
No.
You don't own a fan?
Like, I don't have an account.
Yeah.
You'd be watching the house and shit.
I fuck around.
Who your favorite one?
I just supporting shit.
Right.
Some people...
I'm saying like they home.
Yeah, I'm saying like...
Some girls I went to school would, I just support them and shit.
Like, because I...
How much you spend in a month?
Huh?
How many subscriptions you didn't subscribe to?
Well, that's when I...
You know, we're having a little unemployment.
Nicky just gone goddamn avoid the whole question.
Well...
Probably about $30 a month.
But why you can't just...
Why you gotta subscribe?
Why you can't just go see a naked?
that Jen dip the fuck out.
I guess she hit you with new shit every month.
I can't, I couldn't subscribe.
Because this is, you know,
it's a surprise to you subscribe.
What if I subscribe and on like her nipples?
Then I'm like, nope, I'm out of here.
Not about to watch this shit.
So just cause her nipple, they'd be like, no.
Bride quit fucking with the girl
because I ain't like her nymphs.
She had big ass titty look like my nipple on it.
I was like, what you just,
you wasted all this titty for the little stupid
You ever told about it?
It wasn't for me to tell her, because I felt like she knew.
I felt like she knew.
I just don't like how women can quit fucking with you for any reason,
but as soon as you don't fuck with them no more, you're a bad person.
Sometimes they won't even tell you.
But then you try not to tell them why you don't like them no more,
and then they don't take that shit right.
I'm like, I'm trying to spare you.
I'm not about to really tell you I don't like you.
Just leave.
Ain't that fucked up?
I would tell me.
That they won't leave.
I think I was talking to Kat.
I was talking to one of my toes.
Cat, the worst person talking to them because he always
want you to go back to the bitch.
No, this girl told me some, like, it caught me off guard.
Like, you know, it was some weak-ass shit I did.
It ain't nothing that a shock me.
Yeah, but okay.
She was like, I just didn't expect this out of you.
Even the ugly niggas cheek.
I'm like, what, no.
You played the fuck out of you.
Yeah, I'm like, damn, bitch.
That's how you'd be feeling, man.
She was dead-ass shit.
This is the type of shit you've got to deal with?
Yeah.
I think she was a little out of, you know, out of bounds with the conversation.
I thought she was about to say she was out of league.
Like, why are you fucking with chicks that ain't on your level?
Who?
You still be doing that shit?
I feel like all of them on my level.
Right.
You know one thing that I'm probably regret when I'm an old man is I ain't never like
nobody who ain't already liked me first.
Like if you don't like me first, fuck you.
I'm not going to find the motherfucker like.
That what turned me on by the female, she liked me.
I think I didn't did that shit about one or four times.
But the other than that, I ain't like no fucking body.
You gotta like me first or fuck you.
That's just how I'm rolling.
Start looking past shit, like she got a good personality.
I'm really at that age.
I don't really give a fuck about the looks in the mom really I care about how much
money she got straight off the top right because there's something different
about a chick who needs some money and a chick that it gave you some money
that's two different ball games like I said you fucking with a grown-ass woman
she'll fucking around and buy you a truck for your birthday you said some real
shit dude I'm talking about the one you want with all the all the extra
fully loaded motherfucker yeah some rule
All that shit.
High suspension.
Two jet skis on the back and shit like that.
Good credit.
$800.
A bunch of money.
Big-ass house.
Then sometimes what females ask for,
you realize what kind of females you're dealing with.
You ever went over a single woman house
and she had some shit over there just to attract a nigga?
You can tell her with some shit that wasn't hers.
Like you go over there and you pull it in the garage.
You'd be like, who old school is that?
Really?
For real?
She got you, Loz.
She got me.
You don't bought the hood at all.
What?
What?
Man, that shit happens.
That didn't happen before.
Nothing happened before.
It's different, ain't it?
I'm easy to please.
You ever bought some shit in the car?
Hell no.
Oh.
Loz, you know we're on two different, goddamn.
We had two different leaves.
I don't pay for a few oil changes,
but I ain't never bought no damn car.
Hell no, I don't bought a car washer too.
Not a damn car.
Shit.
Don't get a twist.
I went mine, but I just can't right now.
What's the most expensive?
Shit.
It's the most expensive thing you ever bought a woman.
The most expensive thing?
Yeah.
You heard me, nigger.
You know, how you know a niggie about to laugh?
Most expensive.
Hey, my old girl, I had to sit back in thing.
Oh, what up?
Shit.
I don't know. It's gonna sound eating, or ain't gonna say it.
Oh, I said, Nick, you just say it worse.
Like you just, like you just don't say it's shit no more.
Like, stop.
Do it count.
Who is this, nigga, bro?
You got the David Bell shirt on.
You think you're a good person?
Niggie, fuck you, bro.
I ain't been saying, nigg.
shit all that.
What, man?
I'm gonna like this other blunt.
This nigga need a contacter, bro.
You're acting different today.
What's the fuck, bro?
I'm saying the nigga.
I'm like, what's up, King?
He's calling him and King.
Oh, let me get out, my nigga!
I think it comes with the shirt when you wear this shit, man.
Not now.
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But no, like...
You ever bought a one.
It don't count like paying rent for my baby mama and shit.
No, because you got to, because the baby's stay there.
But I know you would just be paying them.
Yeah, oh.
Shit, probably a TV.
Like, this...
Like, I'm talking about a 4K motherfucker, though.
Don't laugh at my expensive.
at my expense of guilt, bro.
Because I'll go take it back from the bitch.
You're gonna stay in laughing the nigga Faye.
Because she would happen, she would happen.
I'm not laughing at your gift.
But no, like, no, look, she was like.
I'm laughing because of your gift, what your gift was.
That's all I'm laughing at.
Well, she wanted, she wanted, like, you know,
all the apps and shit to watch all the shit.
So I said, I got you.
Surprised on Christmas.
I ain't even route that motherfucker.
I'm telling you regret that shit.
Yeah, she probably laid up with another
nigga watching this shit, no.
Bruh, that's the sick part.
I know, I know she is.
Damn.
Because I did, I pulled a big flex, bro.
I know one chick I was fucking when I had bought her
the sex in the city DVD.
Hmm?
And the way she watched her.
that shit I know about three niggas seen that whole series she just put it on like
and the fucked up part about the sex in the series sex in the city series I don't get
fucking what kind of nigga you is after you watch two of them episodes then you got to see
the rest of that goddamn show and niggins who don't seen any episodes of sex in the city
you pick a favorite ho and then you play that bitch out like Monoplin oh yeah that real
spill she looked it so fine on the show uh the
The star Sarah, what, Sarah just wasn't it?
I'm not about to say that, but, you know.
What I'm saying?
Like, she became a tractor to me?
She really ain't my type of white woman.
No white woman, my type of white woman.
Any white woman where you can see her bones.
I'm not fucking with that.
Not fucking with that.
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Um, I got a few favorite, like, movie white ladies.
Not like, I want my personal white lady.
Like, this is a cold-ass white lady.
lady, Scarlett Johansson. And you know who else a cold-ass white lady?
Who? Jamie Lee Curtis, so you gotta be growing up. Oh no. Jamie Lee Curtis?
Yeah, I know you're talking about. Man, Jamie Lee Curtis then did everything from
what Michael Myers asked to teach aerobics in the movie. Julia Roberts a cold-ass
white lady. I like her. Hell yeah. There's a few out there. That girl from the
Hunger Gamers. I like her tenacity. I like Shaq. Catness Everdeen. I like Shaq.
shot her from saved by the bell too who the one Zach were talking to damn what's
her name Kelly Kelly Kapowski yeah she was straight Patty mayonnaise she was black
though she was black though she did not want to fuck with do you know who else
Also one of my favorite white ladies, too.
Who?
The mama from married with children.
Oh, yeah.
Katie's Cigar.
Oh, that's a real name?
Yeah.
And the other mom, you know who else was dope?
The mom from Home Improvement.
I used to watch Home Improvement with Tim Allen.
Darlene off Roseanne.
She was my favorite one of Roseanne kids.
Yeah, I like that.
Right.
Probably had a whole episode of Darlene bringing a black friend home.
That shit, Janet, yeah.
Probably.
You know, Roseanne didn't have no black people on it for about 15 seasons.
Until they got him to dine on it.
Yeah, and then the manager was black for a little bit,
but then I think he stole some money.
Aunt Jackie was cool.
Oh, yeah.
She couldn't keep no nigger for shit.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Who else?
Who else on that?
Sanjewa.
Sanjew Bullitt.
I like her mold.
Cindy Crawford used to be a cold-ass white lady.
Bro, they're gonna sound crazy, but you know who broke my heart.
Who?
When I found out Ellen enlightened men.
Ellen?
Yeah.
You ain't like Ellen?
She's so cool.
She is cool.
I wanted to love Ellen.
But then I wanted to love Ellen.
I found out she were mean to hell.
Yeah, that's recently, I'm talking about before.
I, I start fucking with the one I find that she don't fuck with me.
That was like in the early late 80s.
But I caught it, I caught it late.
You ain't even get to enjoy none of the new ever.
Yeah, I caught it, I caught it late.
Just seeing her dance and shit.
And that's the fucked up part, I think Ellen,
not only does she not like me.
And I feel like for some reason, she especially don't like niggas.
You know what I'm like so?
Mm-mm.
Not like black men.
I think she only really like, she liked Kevin Hart.
She liked Diddy, too.
Yeah, she liked Did It because he got scared on her show.
Yeah.
She's funny than him.
With the clown.
Right, yeah.
But how you know I fought with her?
I know the show you were talking about.
Yeah, yeah.
I ain't say no Spanish one.
I'm talking about that regular ladies, white ladies.
J-Lo plays Salina?
J-Lo was Selena.
Man, I hate that fat, funky bitch who killed her, man.
We all do.
We all do.
You know what?
Yeah, something hide was dope.
You know who else I, who I can't, who I don't fuck with though on no level?
Who?
Motherfucking nass, dirty-ass, tripling ass,
Jenny from Forrest Gump.
Oh, man.
Jenny was the most low-down bitch I ever seen in my life.
Who, Jenny was low-down bitch?
With no regret.
No regard for nothing.
Nothing.
Didn't even tell Forrest's about a little for it.
That nigga would have left wherever he was.
left wherever he was and ran the little forest
had he known.
Got a little forest thinking don't nobody love him.
That little white boy who was in the sixth sense
he don't get none of his credit.
Oh no.
I see that people.
That nigga wasn't dead.
He ain't been this shit since.
You know who I feel bad for though?
Who?
And I don't even know if I should,
but it just kind of broke my heart
to see them little babies grow up
and then they just turned to some old-ass ladies.
motherfucking Mary Kate and Ashley.
Oh, man.
Brittany Spears broke my heart.
Britney Spears looked crazy.
Oh, God, she looked horrible.
Britney Spears looked terrible, man.
She looked like.
You said when she cut her hair and all that?
She looked like leaptover McDonald's breakfast now.
But it just makes you sad,
because you know some white boy had them pictures
on this wall growing up.
He all did.
She raised a generation of white folks.
Damn.
Miley Cyrus got her shit together.
Yeah.
That's who played Hannah Monson of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck is funny?
He just lost.
He grew up.
These memories, childhood memories.
Oh, thank.
McCauley Cogan, that motherfucker went crazy.
Quick.
Whatever happened to Lizzie McGuire.
Oh, shoot.
Ain't she married to her?
That was Hillary Doe?
And she married to Tracy Ellis Ross, son, brother.
Trace Ellis Ross got a brother, the dude from ATL.
He married one of them, white girls.
Didn't he marry Ashley Simpson or somebody?
Oh, he did?
Ashley Simpson.
Jessica Simpson.
She had them tits, but she don't take bad.
I used to watch our show.
I didn't.
She was married to the Nick.
When she asked Nick Lechay, if that shit.
If it was a chick, if she asked him and tuna with her,
chicken, because it said chicken of the sea, I was through with her goofies up there.
I threw with him.
You talk about saved by the bell, Jesse was underrated.
Jesse?
Yeah, she was on that, she got naked in that move, and everybody looked at a difference.
She was straight.
I hate that Lisa Turtles ain't fine no more.
Lisa Turtles, nigga.
Look, her real name going through something.
I fuck with Lisa Turtles, man.
You know who I always thought was one of the coldest on TV?
Like, when I was growing up, because she was around my age ring,
fucking Ashley.
That's who?
From Fresh Prince.
Oh, hell, yeah.
That's a gift.
And you know who else was fine as hell when I was growing up?
Who?
Tia and Tamara.
Okay, I only like one of them.
You got to go with Tia.
Yeah.
Tamara had a little stronger face.
I don't like the one who had,
what is everyone married to the white man?
Who, Tamara?
I don't know.
I like the other one.
Tia don't be on the scene,
so they're probably to marry with him, the white man.
Whatever.
I fuck with the other one.
She was on Wilden up, my crush though,
with y'all, uh, Kiki Palma.
I love Kiki.
But I don't, I can't love her like,
I wanna love her like, I wanna be with her.
She's too young.
I look like, because I knew her, like,
as Akela and the B, so I couldn't love her like that.
That's a real, she had to like me.
Like, I couldn't, like, pull her.
Like, she had to want me.
Like, girl, watch y'all.
Like, you had to get on water, girl.
I'm like, girl, you ain't gonna,
I'm not about to tell you, no, gee-he.
Yeah.
I like her.
I don't think she's like me and like that for real yet, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, she's still really focused on work.
She ain't really fucking no nigga like that.
Shit.
Shit, right now, everybody could focus on love and shit.
Yeah.
I don't want to, I don't want a famous woman, I don't think, though.
Maybe.
You can fucking with a chick that's famous, like way more famous than you.
Hell no.
It wouldn't be on no jealousy type shit, it'll just be like,
bitch, sit down somewhere like, you know what I'm saying?
Ah, damn, bitch, you can't be that damn busy.
Yes, she can, though.
But she really is, but that just means.
He's like, damn, I just want to chill with my old lady for a minute.
You said, that's some bitch that niggins shit to say, but I can't believe you said that.
Fuck me.
Out of all the shit, I want to talk to you in them.
Nick, you're going to cheat on your family girl?
Bray, if she always working?
You're telling me, I'm at the fucking house.
You as a black man going to really sit here and tell me you going to cheat on something?
No, I'm saying I'm going to cheat on the family.
I can't believe my ears, man.
I'm not going to cheat on her.
I'm going to cheat on the family.
I'm going to go get another family.
You're going to go get love somewhere else.
I just want to be loved and respected.
Damn.
You can't cheat on your famous chick, bro.
So if she's famous like that, you don't,
you could find the coldest regular bitch that you can fuck with.
She still ain't gonna look fine once them damn TMZ cameras hit her.
You're gonna look like the most dis-like,
ungrateful nigger in America.
She won't, if I do that, she wouldn't be black.
be black she won't be
no because you're gonna fuck around and create
a monster say for instance you fucking with like
one of them famous singer-ass shit
give me give me one you find out
that you like she found out you got
a regular ass sandwich you broke her
heart she is embarrassed publicly
in front of America this next
album gonna sell a hundred and
22 million copies
and everybody gonna know that you
would know good ass nigga that inspired
these great what singer you think it'll be
that'll be fucking with me I don't know
because I don't know
I can't just give you something
I'm saying you can speak the shit in this
this hypothetical which one you like
right now
your favorite single lady
but she ain't just singing though
who I'm fucking with my lotto
oh you like big lotto
that big talking that shit on the
rap I'm like oh god damn
bad
when she said a nigga getting her head
in the humble that'll be me
I ain't gonna lie to you.
I ain't gonna cab with that, man.
Screwed that goddamn chill.
I ain't know you were talking about rap shit.
You know, you know who I love on the rappers,
the rapper ladies.
Carr's daughter.
That's you, ain't?
But she's getting you some fucking with it.
What you mean?
But you, you sing?
I don't know, man.
It's a nigga told me.
He was like, bro.
What a nigga told you?
Yeah, Lose looking scared.
Like, like, loaves you want.
Oh, what?
I don't know.
Like, she'd be throwing the shit at you,
Man, Nick, man, I know you tween by politics.
I'm like, man.
I said, I told the nigger Lowe's be busy
like Lose can't be doing that shit like that.
God, I didn't know.
I ain't even know.
I don't know what the nigger seen that I ain't see,
but he clearly just was saying that
because he wanted to say that
because he had that on his heart.
But I ain't get into detail with it,
I just walked off.
I'm just saying, whether she did or she did,
that's still my favorite rapper.
Right.
Niggas stop me in Home Depot.
Man.
I'm like, girl, what the fuck are you talking about?
Right.
So that's how you know the shit fake.
Because niggas everywhere I already know.
So niggas doing everything they can to try to speak negativity around the situation.
That's all that is.
You don't want to see that shit happen.
They don't.
But my nigger Marvin Gay always give me that look like you're going to let a nigger.
Like, you're going to let a nigger.
Oh yeah, he is.
Matter of fact.
Time and ain't right.
Man ain't right. Why would I want to fuck with her in the COVID?
I can't even catch up on all the shit I've been missing.
I got way to the world open back up.
Like y'all gonna do like real couple shit like?
Nika. I'm talking about going to six flags with our face on the t-shirt.
Oh, Lord, you ain't kicking that shit like that, dude.
Nick, I can see it in your eyes, you're serious and fuck.
I'm talking about the motherfucking chain with the fucking names on it.
Nah, just, oh, you know what's so dope.
Both of y'all, K and K.
Had KK on that motherfucker.
Tattoos, matching timblins.
Oh, yeah.
A dog.
Nigg.
She got a dog, but I a dog.
Well, I just have to come through one day.
That's the thing.
And Jay, he y'all rap against each other,
because she's gonna think shit sweet.
When your girl on that,
that level ain't no company dog I come over we'll stop through we're coming in
we're just gonna jump out college you in portion shit so I couldn't see a rap out
no like bro this come on she do this but loz like it's not for your fucking
entertainment bro like what if I just be like don't think you could outwrap my
nigger and she say something slick you would have to go in no I would tell them
and go home and have to deal with this shit
You thought that I was just pulling up with?
You don't know how to vision.
You don't know how to visualize.
Break it down foot.
Because you put me in the vision, you still put me in a position like I wouldn't run a shit.
You get what I'm saying?
Like I got to ask for permission or something type of shit.
She, in the vision, she fucking with me, fucking with me like that.
Like, we together already.
Ain't no goddamn, hey, babe, you think it's cool.
Did my nigga get a picture?
Like, you were past that point.
Like, you know her.
Right.
You get on that.
and I didn't talk to niggas when they come around.
Like, how are we going to come over your crib
and then we really got this big-ass house
and it's just us and we're chilling?
What are we going to keep going outside for?
Yeah.
Just to show off, we're private now.
I say there ain't no company.
I told y'all know where Joe live.
You're not about to know where we stay.
And you're my nigger.
But so I pull up.
You're not pulling.
You're not pulling up.
That's the thing.
And it ain't personal.
You're just not about.
the people pulling up.
I'm just saying, I don't know.
I know you're just saying you come over to the crib.
Now we get the goddamn drinking this shit and you too naive.
You're going to say, you're in the driveway and then the neighbors were calling them
folks down there to all the other.
They got four, five cars over there.
They don't do it like this all the time.
What's going on?
Is everybody safe?
And then the shit on high alert, you know.
You don't even know they feel the people, you know.
You know, he talked about the flowers and shit.
You want a nigga come on there drink coffee.
I'm living a different life, is what I'm saying.
We successful.
What if she had friends on?
That's fine.
You got to keep in mind now.
I didn't move in her house.
Oh.
Right.
So, yeah, you just can't force.
Right.
It's not like I got full parental rights.
I'm a stepdaddy.
Like, I'm running shit.
But I'm not about that.
But to a limit.
It's a line.
Because we're waiting on our other house to get built.
It's both hours.
Right.
But in the meantime,
I can operate around an eight level,
but I can never go to a 10.
So tell me this now, Lowe's.
What if she hit you in one day?
Why don't you never invite your partners over?
Then would you hit me in black?
No.
Oh, shit.
Nah.
What'd you would say?
Partners.
What you didn't do partners?
So it's just you and her with jell lock it?
What?
I mean, we're gonna still talk shit on the phone and shit.
But ain't gonna be no popping up coming through.
Chilling. We ain't doing none of that.
I mean, we got enough room for all that, but that's not what we bought this house for.
Would y'all be, like, looking into doing, like, reality TV?
Because, like, people want to know the, like, what's going on?
It's not about what people want to know.
I won't give you y'all nothing.
Dang.
If it ain't, the best you're going to get is a three-minute video.
And I'm at the end of the video.
So she don't do it all video
that you're just at the end.
Just a cool little smirk.
I'm not about to be all in the video.
That's real, man.
I don't, bro.
I'm not even gonna do no joke about it.
And in the special, in my comments,
ain't even no joke about my famous lady.
It's all joke.
Hey, man, why you don't know.
Man, why you never talk?
I'm gonna like, I'm happy for you,
but it's slit like hurt at the same time.
Now you just gotta understand.
Yeah.
Cause if it was you.
Cause now I want that type of love that you got.
No, I'm telling you.
If it was you, I would totally understand.
You get snatched up by one of these famous ass single ladies.
Now you living over here, y'all just signed this $100 million deal.
You think I'm just about to pull up the bullshit with you?
I don't know what shit ain't gave you to do.
I'm not sure you know.
You're not responsible for this $100 million deal,
but you got two, three hundred thousand dollars worth of shit
you could be doing around here.
I just feel like me and Mulatto,
we'll still be in the club and shit.
That's the problem.
You're not.
Stop thinking about it so hard, bro.
Would you pull up on us?
You probably had to ask you,
you got our company, shit, a gangster dude.
That one was the first,
that one will have our first little dispute.
Not over me.
I don't want to see you not be happy because I'm trying to come over there, bro.
Nah, I'll just be on some shit like, what the fuck you're saying my nigga can't pop up?
First of all, you can't talk to her like that.
You don't listen to her song?
I already know she'll be done came to me like that where I got to come back like that.
Because now the problem ain't even about what y'all had a problem about.
It's just how you fucking talking to her and being disrespectful.
Something to think about.
You don't want to get put out, not around this time.
Yeah.
I'm thinking, yeah, Malato might be a little bit too strong for me.
Stay in your lane.
Yeah, I need to stay in my life.
You better be careful what you ask for because you fuck around and get it.
Yeah.
That's why you don't really see me on here asking for shit.
Damn.
I'm just trying to maintain.
If not, right, that was on my number one.
I don't know who's number two.
Number two. See, that's so recent. That let me know that you really, so before her it wasn't on number one.
That's so recent. Who was number one? Who your old number one?
Tell my single lady? It don't matter at this point. We ain't fanned to pull them.
Well, Kiki Pump or Kiki Pump?
I knew it was something. I felt like you were just going to go back to Kiki Kipa.
But you don't got range. You know who my old number one is?
Tyra Banks. This is before she had the talk show, though.
My talk show really kept my whole crush.
I ain't like her on fresh prints.
You know when I liked her?
When.
When her tithies was too big for her body.
When she was skinny, like high learning.
Oh, yeah.
She looked like her iron was low.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I liked that one.
I like the Jack Y'all 227.
Jack Kay?
She fired.
She fired today.
Mm-hmm.
Hell, yeah.
TV women be leaving an impression, though.
Right.
Hell yeah.
You ever used to watch, like, what's that show with Robert Towns?
The Parenthood?
Parenthood.
Zaria.
Oh, boy.
Zarya was so damn fine.
Zaria needs to be in the Hall of Fame.
That's what I'm saying.
These are women I had to watch grow up to be fine.
Yeah.
Like, but even though I watched it, I didn't never have no crush on Moisha.
Why?
I just never felt her style.
It wasn't her style today, and I just felt like she was a little too mean.
And I said that way back in the day and now people watching Moisa on Netflix and they're seeing how mean the self as she was.
Couldn't fuck with Moishya.
I think I was just, easy to plead child, cause anything.
Everybody who was the star, I like that.
Like, right on top, like it ain't take much.
Nah.
We was talking about the white women earlier.
We left a motherfucking legend off.
Who?
Nigger.
Boy Meets World.
She had the lips.
That didn't spend.
She had the lips.
She had the lips.
Trying to catch the panes.
Trying to catch the pan.
You know that pussy with her.
And this the crazy part.
When the show first came on for like the first four, five season,
she was weird.
He didn't like Topanga.
Then when they came back, he was on Topanga.
It was Topanga was weird and Menkis was weird.
His little partner, Minkis was the nerd.
Hey, what's that show when they used to be on the steps?
White family.
He was like, uh, three brothers, was it?
Damn.
Ain't no reason why you don't know Yon is smoke weed.
How's your memory been?
No, because the show went really shit.
But it made me tell.
They was on some steps.
What was they doing?
Oh, man.
Now I'm gonna have to Google that shit,
white show with some niggas on steps.
You know what I'm talking about, bro?
Yeah, I don't know.
Like the white man, he was,
matter of fact, he's somebody daddy who was singer.
You know what I'm talking about?
Alan Thick, that's your.
I don't know what show there, well.
Growing pains, that's it.
That's it, man.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
They were on those steps.
You remember now?
Yeah.
That's, you took it back.
You took it out of the way back.
Oh shit, that's a new 85-south hoodie.
No, she made that.
Oh, shit.
That's some new merch.
I don't buy that, motherfucker.
You ain't gonna buy shit.
How much 85 South show merch you got?
I got a lot.
Damn, we don't want it back, nigga.
I don't know.
I look like, man, what's stuck?
Damn, I'm just trying to make sure you
make sure you look goof at me.
I might take that hoodie right there,
but I think it's bigger than it actually looks.
I got a couple of them.
Yeah.
My girls be one of wet them sheds and shit.
You got girls?
Are you the daughters?
Yeah.
My girl.
You said that like you had a bunch of motherfucking women or something.
I got about three kids now.
What?
I ain't playing, lo.
What is, what's going on?
What's your?
What you're trying to do?
You're going to try and catch a old boost?
No, man, it's just like...
Bro, when you start making all these kids?
When they were like with the stimulus,
like each child you get an extra $500,
I said, boy, that's who.
I'm gonna run this shit the fuck up.
Bro, you really out here getting motherfucking
craving for $500?
I was about to say that.
That goddamn baby gonna cost you at least.
Man.
$75,000 a year.
And my older daughter who, she's 10 now,
like she's getting in that stage low.
Where it's like, when she hit me,
she wants some serious shit.
Like, it ain't no, like, checking on dad no more.
It's like.
That money.
Yeah.
Run that check, nigga.
Let me ask you this, as you a parent, though.
How much you think it costs to raise a black child
from birth to 18?
Like putting a price tag on?
Yeah, not your child.
Like you, how much you think was spent on your life between zero and 18?
Come on, oh me?
Yeah, all together.
My mom, my mom probably spent 11,000.
11,000.
I ain't see that shit, man.
Everybody's laughing, but that shit great.
Hey, the number ain't high as motherfucking think.
You might be about right.
About 11.
About 11.
And every time it had you ass, it felt like you can get on it.
God damn, you need your mom.
Damn, you need some old money.
Man, it's a fucking field trip.
Like, what the fuck?
You want me to be the only thing?
Make you wait all goddamn week
for that little fuck-ass $5.
My need, I gotta turn my money in.
Every $10, you turn in, $5 deposit,
and $5 for you to leave.
You got two months to come up with $5.
Why would.
That last day, you got to wake your mama up for school.
Mom, can I get that $5?00.
Shit!
Where my purse is?
Please hurry up the bus outside.
I'm gonna miss the bus.
And what's so crazy?
You asked them the night before,
get it in the morning.
Like, you told me to wake you up.
Get it in the goddamn morning.
The reason I said 11,
because I spent five years staying with my grandma.
Oh, well, it might be sick.
No, your grandma ain't spent my mom.
Grandma ain't spent shit.
Yeah.
Nigger, one year's old, he ain't neck bone.
Nick, I don't,
Nick ain't never ain't no baby fool.
Your granddad to pick you up.
He all right.
He all right.
A car seat?
You in that truck just sliding back and forth
than that motherfucker.
You ever had your baby and the goddamn car seat
and you turned and then you look back.
You got them baby.
Oh, man.
Nick, I gotta wait till you get it real like,
I ain't now shit up.
You baby,
you feel like a bit fucked up, man.
You feel like a little terrible parent.
when that happened.
Man, I remember the first time I let my daughter ride
in the front seat, but you would think,
her mama seen me letting her smoke a cigarette.
You just a fucking, like, what kind of nigger are you?
I'm like, bitch, it's just the front seat.
And we just went to the public.
She hit the with what kind of nigger is.
Yeah.
Yeah, like she on the phone all day.
Girl, the nigger pulled up.
And she just in the front seat.
I got to play like I don't hit a shit
like bitch who are you gonna tell?
Oh damn
my fucking serious
petty-ass argument
and my baby mom had me
and I still stand on this shit to this day
I go pick my son if she had some of
goddamn sandals on the witness totals
I'm like that
I'm okay for fuck out anywhere
Take that boy shit off here.
I think we left Barefoot that day.
I was going to be able to muscle.
Hey, you can ask for that shit for real.
Anytime I ever seen muscle, I'm taking them,
I'm throwing their business all right then.
Little boys don't wear some.
Not to me.
Nah, they ain't supposed to.
They ain't supposed to.
Because little boys got shit to do.
They need their feet covered up.
They got to go playing dirt.
You can't run in the motherfucking cell.
Yeah, no.
They got basketball games.
That nigga out there with cookouts.
You know how, because I was abused as a child
had to wear them fucking sanders
and that little metal part to stab your look
in the right hand and the foot.
My little side foot meat still tender
from fucking round.
With your Easter outfit?
No, nigger all summer.
Oh shit.
Sanders.
God damn sanders all.
I never wear another sandals.
You got a lotion in feet.
What?
You ain't put no damn lotion on
Man, be damn tired of wearing the summers
There's some other shit you had to do
As a black kid
Don't nobody even remember the word
Com your head
That's a whole take
See how quiet the room got
Com your head
That was a, that's a task
Nicky. Some niggas didn't even have
You can be all the way dressed
On your way out the door
You walk past your mom
Uh-uh, you name comb your head
And as a man, as a boy, that's confusing.
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I didn't know how to fucking comb my head.
Did you go straight?
That's brushing your hair.
See, it's a difference.
You can brush your half.
So you would comb into this head?
You have to comb your head.
Because if you go over your grandma house, she ain't got no goddamn brush.
You just got to comb your head.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Call your lady and ask if she want to go to Applebee's.
First thing, she's going to say, uh-uh.
Ain't even comb my head.
You used to eat at restaurant when you started growing up and shit?
Well, I probably had a job most of my life.
I ain't never been limited to doing shit.
Niggas had to be limited to.
had to be limited to do.
That's why I last at-
Seven and eight, Lord's.
I'm just saying that.
Damn.
Making this life sound tough.
Oh, isn't it so dope.
We had a good life in the beginning.
Oh, okay.
It was money in the family.
It trickled down.
Shit didn't get rough to the middle.
Like you didn't even know how to bounce back
from the shit at first, huh?
Nah, it wasn't even that.
I was so, because we balled so hard,
I didn't even realize we was moving on to another level.
Oh, my.
Talking about stupid shit.
shit. We used to open Christmas presents for 30, 40 minutes an hour, and it was, we was lit like that.
Nick, get tired of open the gifts up.
Open some later on.
Damn.
Big Flex.
This in the 80s.
The economy was down to it.
But the streets were doing real well.
You had a million gifts under that tree.
Never understood why we just didn't go get some property and leave the hood, because I guess it was just too much money.
Yeah.
Niggins don't want to lead their fucking money.
Yeah, I mean, even if we, even when we live, we live in the hood.
I think we still had the nicest spot in the hood.
Flow model TV.
In every room.
Oh shit.
It's always been a standard at my house.
I had one in my room since I had a room.
For real?
Yeah.
Big, big magnivox and quay stars and shit like that.
You know what the fuck you're talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Talking about the old school flow model with the knob in the front of that bitch.
98 goddamn channels.
You can only go forward, though.
You could only go forward, though.
really go back.
And when you remember when you turned the TV
that bitch used to make a goddamn noise
like a dog was closing. I'm like clum,
clon, clon, clon. Yeah, every time you hear the channel?
Come on, man. I've been doing
this shit in like 86 or 7.
He had ran the cable from the living room
to my room.
So I've been had cable.
You been there at cable?
In the room. I remember when cable
with 13 channel.
You could have been on my sweet 16 or some shit.
Yeah, I'm talking about I used to
flex so hard in the project and I used to have two birthday cakes every year.
Every year.
Because I used to have 40, 50 niggas at the party.
I got pictures to prove out of this shit.
I got one birthday picture I don't understand till this day.
I'm weighing a whole short set.
My cousin's sitting right beside me with a goddamn sweat on.
There's another nigga behind me with a jacket on.
I don't know what the temperature was.
My arms out though.
I'll be telling the niggas on here.
My childhood was fucking amazing.
I had a robot and all type of shit.
I keep bringing that up because I know niggas didn't.
So it was like you probably were destined for this life.
I don't know.
I probably already lived this life before.
Damn, doubt.
Yeah.
I'm just really coming to who to tap.
I'm still stuck on that cable.
Trying to tie up a few loose heads.
Until you said it, I literally thought my family had in
I didn't know other people was hip.
Yeah.
Movie night was in my room.
I had a, not only did I had to float my TV, bro.
I had a VCR, wearing a VCR was a luxury.
I don't believe that shit.
You know, like when the family used to come to the crib
and watch the movie, we were all be in my room,
then.
You had no VCR any wrong.
I think I had two beds since I was born.
This ain't even a room.
flexed or just like I didn't know that they might have thought I was having a little
brother but like I had sleep in this bed one like sleeping this one like back and forth
until my little brother was born and then he didn't sleep in the bed so I just kept my
shit going I always had two beds you know think about putting them together they
wasn't them kind of beds they used for separate individual beds like two full bed I'm
thinking they bunk beds split up mm-mm bunk beds came later when my little brother was born
I was a bottom buck type nigger, but he was little.
He was a little nigger, so I had to go up the top because he kept falling off the top.
Yeah, he couldn't handle that.
Yeah, but he would never wake up.
He'd just fall and stay sleep.
We ain't know he had failed to the niggins.
Y'all, this is all true shit.
I don't know why you got me talking about my family, but.
It's just an interesting, interesting insight to have, though.
Niggers probably would never thought that about you.
I know.
I know.
The VCR?
I did.
I did.
The one that rewind and fast forward real fast.
You know how you had the left the thing down?
And then that bitch has some buttons right here and the buttons right here.
One of them.
Tell you.
You have a tape collection?
What?
Like a VHS collection.
I was probably one of the first niggas in Mississippi to have some actual bootleg movies sent up from New York.
I'm talking about real line bootlegs, nigga.
The whole state of Mississippi.
Yeah, I had the whole season of Deaf Comedy Jam before that they was even selling the season.
I'm gonna find some of my old tapes.
It'd be like, that shit would be like six hours of Deaf Comedy Jam, then all the movies.
Juice and all strapped and all that shit.
Juicing your top five?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's hard for me to pick because, you know, black movies have a special.
I have a special, I got, I've seen there, one of them down there.
I don't got no top five for nothing.
You really, you really, high, you don't know it.
No, bro, so like.
I see how deep you're thinking, your eyes low?
So hot, like, they just gave you the VCR in your room,
like we didn't have to ask.
It wasn't the family of VCR, this was separate.
We had the whole set up in the living room
and then I had the other TV.
So, like, y'all have VCR in each room?
No, you gotta keep mind, it's the 80s, it wasn't two TVs in the whole house.
It's the family TV in the living room.
It's the flow model, right?
VCR and now, they're in my room, flow model, VCR, the real good movies everybody wants to see.
You know, living like that.
Dang.
With cable, not.
Well, you ain't have to leave out your damn room.
I rarely did.
And when I did, it was only for snakes.
Just back when snacks was good for you.
Like I grew up on the Christmas.
So this in the 80s?
Early 80s.
So, nigga, you had a bachelor pad in the early 80s.
This all happened in the projects, me.
Nicky, it's niggas when living like that in a suburb.
I know.
That's why I can't relate to a lot of these niggas.
I ain't just saying, but like, it's, it's sound good what you telling me, but if you were to rap that shit.
Bruh, it ain't, I, it's.
But I'm just saying, having a flow model TV and a VCR, a nigger rapping like that in the age.
I'm talking about this back when I know people was working every day and couldn't have that type of shit.
True story, man, but this ain't even about me.
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We was talking good shit right there.
You didn't know?
Niggas was quiet. They was all interesting in my life.
I ain't even know we had started out, though.
Man, we were just really talking shit.
I thought we were just talking shit
until Mario showed up, but I guess this man
got caught up doing something better.
Jay Winn, you made this beat
earlier this morning, Dean.
You're lying.
When he heard you talking about the VCR?
He line, bro.
Man, how you do it?
What you press?
What?
Then, line.
See?
He's making it right now?
Stop making that cute
ass shit, bro.
Put a stupid-ass sound in there
so I know it's real.
I'm talking about
the dumb-ass sound.
Some shit you would never use
in a beat.
He always want to make this good shit.
They'd be like, man,
you need to do something with that.
Nah, the start of it would make me some
dumb-ass shit, bro.
I'm talking about some motherfucking roosters
and some chickens and cowbells
and some straight,
ignite-ass shit.
And I want the tempo to be off
about half a pitch.
So, like, even when the shit on beat
is slightly offbeat.
Like, there's no beat to be on, basically.
See, that's still kind of normal.
That's still, that's too normal.
You're scared.
You see how that nigga's scared to beat creative, man.
Yeah, that ain't the same, J.O.N.
No, right, bro.
J.O.N. with the dreads, the nigga with this.
Man, he would have been cooked that shit up, man.
Telling you, bro.
Bro, throw me some of the chips, man.
chip time and there's been any Doritos left.
Y'all think he's gonna get enough of coming to the trap
eating up our Doritos, bro.
What kind of chips you eat?
No, I'm straight, I told you.
That's why I'm losing so much weight.
I don't eat after night.
Nick, what the fuck you mean losing so much weight?
You've been the same size as this whole time.
Loaf since the last episode, I don't drop 15.
You're a lie.
I thought you was about to audition
for the Beanie's single movie.
Nah, those folks said I hadn't lost too much weight.
They couldn't give me the shit.
They want...
I ain't gonna tell you because...
What?
What?
What niggins thought...
The niggins did I want to do the Mike Tyson movie.
I was like, man, let Jamie Fogg do that shit.
Oh.
Conjad knew I knew the tour finish started back up.
I'm like, well, I'm going on the road 85 and stuff.
Fuck that, Jamie.
When did you start make up?
When you tell me?
I just like to...
I like to be ready.
I ain't trying to...
What if I'm shooting the movie and y'all started the tour?
And I'm like...
I just don't want to leave niggins take a goddamn movie.
Nah, fuck that.
I ain't like the country that were coming at me with.
What are you talking about?
I can't tell niggas what's gonna happen in the movie and all that shit.
That ain't me.
You type of nigger tell the nigga what happened.
Like, if you were asking, like, who are all in there?
I'm gonna tell you.
I just feel like they were trying to control my.
life and shit with the contract.
Hey man, you're almost deaf.
You're getting them.
I'm a video game shit now he put in there.
I like that.
You gonna rap on the shit, lo?
Mm-hmm.
Not if it's too regular.
He don't make that shit funky no more, though.
He'd be scared, man.
You know, he, um, he was crossing the street and a car slammed on the brakes took his confidence.
I'm trying to help him build it back.
Booble on himself a little bit.
You ain't telling me that, gentlemen?
I don't like to talk about it.
I know what he's afraid of, though.
Yeah, he, he, he's making some retarded shit.
He gives you what you at for.
You gotta be able to request.
Press this area now, man.
This will keep him on his toe.
You know what's fucked up?
Is the nigga only got eight toes?
I don't know, he, I don't know.
Some weird shit going on.
I just know that his, the front of his shoes be loose.
I figured he ain't half out of his toes.
J-O-en can hoop too, though.
You think?
What are you gonna be doing all this hooping that?
When we was on tour?
I feel like you be, you can hoop too, but you can't do no jump shots.
You just shoot flat foot.
Nah, I thought I was straight tired.
Like, them niggas more in shape than me, like, them niggas running for.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just before I lost all the weight.
Before I lost all the weight, them nigg was in better shape.
But them niggin'n't running full court.
Probably.
That chad's, I'm like, go play d, man.
Get the fuck out my face.
You got to tell jokes, I ain't no motherfucking athlete.
If the nigger shoot, he's shoot.
Man, Joe got down, whack, whack, whack.
You're like, hey fellas, pull it in.
You know what I learned about basketball
late on in life?
What?
I ain't never really love it like that.
Oh, yeah.
Then when I got on the court,
you know, I ain't a tall nigga.
And I looked up at how tall the rim was.
And I just thought they were lying.
I was like, need a bite me.
Play on the eye around me.
They can look up at me.
Man, man.
That can't be regulation.
Bro, I just knew I was gonna grow up
and be able to dunk one day.
Don't what?
Don't nothing to me?
Basketball, man.
So, when you were 10 and 11,
you just felt like you weren't gonna be tall.
Every nigga had a dream.
I knew them.
You knew at 10 you weren't gonna be tall.
I went to school one day.
The girl already had her grown woman too.
That was like.
How old are y'all though?
Yeah.
10.
Double.
That is.
That can shake your confidence.
Mm-hmm.
I had NBA, I mean, I had the NBA live on Nintendo 64.
I was making my, I would create my player.
I was making me six three.
I just knew I was gonna be six three.
You know why they started putting them on them
games for niggas like us who were never gone.
I always had a competitive mind state though.
I always went to a Sari team and made them better.
Like who?
Like the brisiness or some shit?
Yeah, at the time, I would never go to Houston
because at the time when I was gonna start playing,
they had Charles Barkler on there, Clyde Dreffler,
they had a good-ass team.
I wouldn't play with Chicago.
This shit ain't loud in your ear, is it?
I'm high, brother. These motherfuckers is delicious.
Turn me down for a minute, then.
I'm sorry, man. I got high on you, bro.
I've been there here before you got here.
Don't be looking at my shit like that?
Bro.
It's a buck. You want some?
I don't eat after nine, dog.
What you ate before nine?
If you must know, I had a green.
I had a grilled chicken with some light sprinkled salt on some spinach.
Hmm?
Light sprinkled salt with lemon on some spinach.
On the chicken sandwich?
No, it wasn't a chicken sandwich.
It was just a grilled chicken.
So I'm staying away from bread, fried foods, soda, and alcohol.
Mm-hmm.
You drink alcohol?
Not during this journey.
I didn't ever say you drink then.
It had started when, you know, did a couple of SBA loans.
I started living like a boss.
I'm gonna eat lobster tails for breakfast.
Lopter tail and grits.
They got you an SBA loan?
Gave me.
They gotta know who the fuck you're talking to, Lodge.
Man, what the fuck you be doing in daytime when you get
SBA loans and shit?
We got a whole company, man.
We have a whole company, man.
black, they were like, y'all straight.
Everyone didn't say, that's the $1,200.
Yeah.
I'm glad I was just a temp really over here.
That shit would have fucked me up.
Man, Lo.
When the shit went down, bro.
They little pandemic shit.
You got ignorant this shit again.
I had them fucking...
That king drum might go.
You saw how the cake drawing went.
The cake might go.
I had already multiplied my money by the dates.
I used to down this show date.
If you want me to be real with you.
I do.
I ain't saying you, you're obligated to give me something on it.
give me something on it.
You know.
Nick, if the SBA folks told y'all, y'all straight,
shit, what can I think?
Why the fuck I'm scamming?
When I could come to the home team.
Boy, you don't appreciate nothing.
I'm the one who told him to give you that part.
You didn't real look.
They didn't believe in you at face.
I'm like, look.
Look, Nick, I always want some credit.
But guilty motherfuck speak, you see that?
Yeah, because every time I talk.
Because I ain't said nobody in name, you see that, right?
Either one of them.
They put it on the other niggas.
When I talked to Chang, he was like, yeah,
I had to let Cat and Joe know, man, you got talent.
Talk to Cat, yeah, man, Chad.
Don't be seeing what you bring to the table for the guys.
Nick Joe be like, stay at it.
We got you.
Man, that's fucked up.
Don't worry about what they're saying.
I got you.
This is what Joe told me personally.
I do the editing.
I got you.
Look, Chad called me.
Like, man, what you think about now?
I'm like, what the fuck?
Where this going?
Yeah.
It ain't cool, but man, I think we can get Tracy Morgan and do it.
I'm like, what?
But this one I realized none of them fuck with me when Ryan started calling me.
I'm like, what the fuck?
He was like, yeah, so they're going to tell you what a meeter.
I'm like, man, hey, I'm just going to call Chad.
I'm like, Chad, man, who the fuck is this Ryan guy?
Yeah, that's going to be your P.O.C.
I said, who the fuck is a P.
That was the point of contact.
So now I got to call Ryan when I do this and do that.
I'm like, man, these niggas ain't fucking with me no more for you.
Bro.
I felt like that's why I made sure I was on time, made sure I ain't say nothing rude
to nobody.
I'm like, these niggins wait for me to make a mistake.
Bro.
I came in here last week.
Did about three episodes.
Chad ain't come to none of them.
I'm like, what the fuck going on?
And I kept looking, I'm like, something missing.
What the fuck Joe at?
They were gone.
I don't know where the fuck they was at, but they weren't going to go.
on together.
Damn.
I ain't seen them niggins together in about three years.
Are they trying to replace you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I heard they've been working with Country Wayne on the Lowe.
Everybody ain't lying, bro.
Yeah.
That fucked up, though, though.
That way he keep calling me, hey, we re-branding, we re-branding.
Same shit while now, deal.
Next thing I know you're gonna have, hey, man,
we're kind of going in another direction.
What would you say that them niggas came to you like that?
I want to fight.
You got to see me.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Every, I'm gonna scrap everybody.
So, Lord.
But let me ask you.
I'm starting with the nigger in the van.
Who you think the ring leader of all this shit?
Joe?
You see how he just talked like, he just talked to me like, I ain't shit.
I know you seen him.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
So you think Joe went to Chad first?
Mm-mm.
Who he went to first?
He got Chad's kid.
He grabbed Chad by a collar on that.
He grabbed.
He messed his shirt up.
He ain't choking, he's just mess his shirt up.
You know, listen, motherfucker.
And you know, Joe's a little taller,
so he pulled him up a little bit,
scared shit out of Chad.
That fucked up.
Like, cause I'm picturing, I can see that shit happening.
Right.
That's why I'm through fucking one.
fucking with him because I don't know how much of this shit he'll pack up if he get mad he
the only one with enough room to take a lot of shit yeah Joe leave all he gonna take it
that little screen it's laptop he got a little copped this nigga could probably
take the sandbag right tea he could fit this probably his shit yeah he probably worked for
the falcons he could put the couch in that one fucking no Jamaican dude gonna run out the back
brethren bedroom can't take the
They don't play about the couch.
Oh, okay.
Young Drew wiped the bugger on it.
Over there.
On the couch?
Over there.
Oh, you wasn't here.
He ain't know.
Oh, look at Joe.
Now he wanted to talk.
I asked him if you seen the footage.
He looked at me like, what footage?
I was like, never mind.
So clearly if he ain't seen it, guess what?
He ain't been working on it.
So that might come out.
It might not.
What you think getting to Joe like, you think it's the...
It's personal.
Oh, okay.
Sometimes I know I don't record about 20 episodes I ain't never gonna see.
So I'm saying he'd be sitting there editing me like, nah, this nigga too good.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Okay, tell me that.
Do you think he insecure?
He feels like you gonna get to a level where you'd be like,
I don't need Joe.
He wanna control my career.
He's like, he only can do what I put him out to do.
So if I want to put out,
booty hole episode that what the fuck I do and nobody came to see you Otis I got the
final cut look on my motherfucking screen final cut pro you don't even know how to open the
fucking app so he don't get you back-to-back great episode he don't hit me back he
don't hit me and let me know what he'd be like loz what you think and he don't get
the fuck about my creator or no and then Chad do chad would call me be like los what
you think be too late though it's just a smoke screen
It's a smoke screen.
Because if Chad was to go back in jail, Joe.
Right, because Chad be trying, he knew it's done.
They've been talking about the shit all day.
Yeah, I just talked to.
I called Chad one day, I'm like, bro, where are you at?
Oh, I'm at the office.
Nick, we got an office, where our office is?
I hit you right back.
I ain't even know.
I called in one thing, everybody was out of town.
I'm like, bro, where y'all at?
Oh, we over here handling some 85 self-so bidding.
What about me?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna catch you up.
Catch me up.
So, Los, you started as an owner and a downgraded to an employee?
They like to call me a partner.
What, shit?
A partner.
Well, I don't seen a lot of shit happen.
I ain't never seen this shit type of shit going on.
Now, you think I approved this?
I didn't want to speak on this shit
You've ever seen me in a tight-out name
That seemed joish
That's Chad, look, then he got a little peach at the top
That seemed joish
What kind of, what we're marketing to?
They're trying to bring the money in, Lose.
Brough, when you're going to ever see fly in this?
Now Chico got some joys that matched this
bitch perfectly she gonna swat that motherfucker it won't even look tie-d-out no
more they might not even wear this shirt he might make your head bed and out
this bitch it's the shit to be beautiful you so this is a part of the rebranding's
thing that's the shit chad came up with now he feels guilty i'd be now ain't want now
ain't want us to fix the shit bro what y'all think nick no have niggas hit you up about
to tie that shirt niggas act like they ain't seen that hey man when y'all get some more the
You see the tight-out shit?
Yeah.
But them, I need a three-hicks in that hoodie, man.
Man.
I just know this sofa gonna change color soon.
This nigga tried to, he's talking about, you know, Delta, they're selling some seats.
We should just get some apple.
Trying to buy some old Delta seats.
What cat be saying about all this?
Catna started back drinking.
When he's not over there in the booth recording audio, that name drank.
He drank.
Oh man whiskey, too.
Straight out the bottle.
Yeah.
Do he hide it in his jeet?
You know, I know he drank it hard.
Because he don't even drink out glass, all the bars will be plastic.
Oh, yeah.
That old $7-dollar shit you buy at the pharmacy.
Oh.
That heaven to hill.
$10 of painting shit, three strikes, shit.
Like, but what kind of drunk is he?
Like, he acquired, reserved drunk, or he...
Aggression.
He's, oh, shit.
They start up talking low-neck thing, you know, my, thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, Mom.
Yeah.
One of them old drunk, man.
Oh, I call them old $10 ad ad.
So him and Joe don't, him or Joe or him and Chad wouldn't get into it.
I ain't never seen Cat and Joe side by side.
Because, you know, they used to work together.
And then cats still work up to us, so he cool with him.
Oh, okay.
So Joe feels some type of way, like,
like, that fucking nigga ain't gonna quit.
Like, that was he wanted to say.
Do Joe ever wonder why?
Do you Joe ever wonder why they got fired in Captain?
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The thing is, is they thought they was going to get fired, so they quit coming, and then
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they got scared and panic they listened to a motherfucker who wasn't a boss
boy we had to let y'all go and then when dude got there he was like what for
bed.
Mm-hmm.
And then, they could have kept working long as they wanted to.
You know how that niggas that fired?
You're like, you're fired.
But then you, like, long as you keep coming, you're good.
Like, and you take it as you're fired, you're fine.
I wouldn't have kept, I wouldn't have kept coming.
But Joe kept coming too much and they were like, look, don't come no more.
They locked him out.
That nigga had to call the sheriff.
So he had to be escorted?
He still ain't got all his shit.
They got his old laptop with his,
top with his ex-news and everything on me.
That ain't even his work computer they got.
They got his other personal computer up there.
It's too real.
Now I don't want to cut it.
When have you ever known this nigga to cut anything?
Well, because if anything, that motherfucking commercial should have been cut.
But you're like...
Yeah, when you did the mental health commercial
and the motherfucker put me on that, you want to cut that, cut that.
If the niggas stole the laptop, his ass ain't here now recorded.
Hey, no, that's fucked up how they did Joe laptop, though, man.
No, fuck that laptop.
Nah, they didn't have to take Joe laptop.
Man, that nigga called the sheriff and everything.
That's how he got put out of his apartment.
Because once they rode his name down, they called it in,
found out that that nigga had a 30-7 parking ticket
because he had wrecked his car and left him parked in the handicapped spot.
Oh, this storage didn't get worse.
Man, I know all about these niggins.
This is an 85 South Show exposed.
Tell you about all these low-light fans, me.
Oh, I'm trying to see, was you saving this shit
to when they tried to rebrand this shit
and you were just gonna come out with all the information?
Like, I got cases on all you knickers.
No, I tried to contact everybody,
but it's so hard to get everybody in one group,
because they all weren't shit.
Joe be wearing the scarf and glasses like,
Whitney Houston, where he's not here.
He'll rap.
shit around his head and be like, talk to my people.
He'd drive off all fast in his little BMW.
He'd be going fast, but don't be going no way.
It'll just be loud.
They'd be like, whoo-woo.
Speed bump breaks.
Woo-hoo.
It sound kind of like that.
So how Chad?
Chad?
Man, Chad, be acting like, you never been
like on a dead prison.
When that nigga robbed the bank and opened the shirt at him.
Got their life right with the Lord, turn back vegetarian.
So why he's saying you got to cut this?
Good, man.
So this shit bigger than you can't even control if they cut it or not.
I don't got no say-so in the edit.
They think the shit funny.
See, sometimes they'll upload the shit at 6 o'clock in the morning.
Then when they don't upload, you be seeing how my two of them on Friday.
Bitch!
Where is the show?
Hey man fuck you man y'all niggins tripped I don't know what to tell him I called Joe
Fotan blue bubbles this got damn long I called cat cat what's up man ain't
talking to Joe yeah I just got up the phone with me call Ryan yo loos I'm hit
you right back I'm on the phone with Joe then the people on Twitter I be so fed up
They'd be like, hey, man, what the fuck?
Where's, what's the show?
And I'd be like, Joe, and I be trying to find his Twitter
and that shit won't even come up.
You need got you blocked?
I know he got a Twitter.
I seen a picture of him on vacation.
I just know this episode never getting air up, man.
They got me blocked, bro.
This just gonna be for Joe personal, personal viewing.
They don't even know how many niggas they got mad at me
right now because they said right hand recorded great episode we're doing about 20 episodes
when we first started recording him don't speak to me right now because he think I'm just
just saying fuck him and then put the show up he tweet about it every week you laugh they
laugh because they know I'm dead to fuck shit it is like six niggas that's legit mad at me
They episode never came out.
Ain't got shit to do with me.
This shit big to be on 85 saw, man.
And Joe fucking niggas career is up.
Because the nigger don't win it's all their whole hood.
They waiting on me to just tell them.
Bro, the shit coming out Friday.
They got some shit that they're trying to do all week
leading up to the friday.
They had an old photo shit.
Now clean their page up.
took all the custom videos now they just noticed they chant is it Joe don't
give a fuck or it's definitely that okay they're definitely that then they got
episodes so I don't even remember when we did this shit I think I brought this
shit but he didn't hear the shit so well from me I think that the shit just he made
So tell me.
Bro, when we did a show in Road Island, man.
Tell me this, though.
I don't know how many last show we did.
Did he really, did he really, like, did that hard drive really fuck up that mobile show, or did he?
The nigga told me the other day.
Because you turned that bitch out, and I feel like.
That's what it was.
That nigga told me the other day that he had some audio that was fucked up, and he needed me to record it over on my phone.
I was like, nigga, the shit on my phone,
don't sound like the shit on your computer.
It was a setup.
That's how I know he'd just be cutting my shit out.
He'll edit the show, you know.
He'd be edited.
He only want me to go so far.
That's why I brought in Thad.
He don't know shit yet.
He's unbiased.
Yeah.
He probably sitting on going to be like,
bro, this is some great shit.
Not knowing that he ain't never going to see this shit.
Like he's getting the angle right and all for nothing.
This is my one.
Yeah.
That camera ain't even...
That camera ain't even on.
Do you see Joe Bagger camera?
What are he doing?
He's looking at the shit he gonna edit.
That nigger is looking at a...
It's looking at another computer.
Did you just hear Chad Yon?
This shit is boring in here.
He can't be in the studio when we record the show.
And then he got right up and said,
Oh, I wonder if Joe gonna edit that out.
Because they know the people in the comments
gonna be like, bro, who's sleep in that day?
Is it me, Lo?
Mm-mm, it's me.
All right.
me because I just don't like that fake shit I came in everybody didn't say what's
up I ain't gonna say no name that has new niggas is man I don't know you no
more they felt like you had change because you had a comedy special to Hill was
actually mad because he was like I got a whole van full of shit and he didn't need me
to do nothing I didn't know about the van every time I call chag trying to get advice
he throw me off on another nigga.
I used to call that nigga.
One, two rings.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Now, four, five days.
Just to hit me back to tell me he need to call me back.
But, Lose, if he's acting like that,
why, when I hit you and ask you what I do,
you tell me, oh, hit Chad, he good with that.
I ain't busy enough.
But why you send me to Chad,
and you know he ain't answering for you?
Because the shit that you were asking me,
he only told me half of him.
But you gotta ask him about the other half.
You see how he tried to make yourself, like, expendable
so we can't get rid of him?
He'll only tell the half of the shit.
So I gotta find out the other half
I'm gonna give you that shit, man.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Them niggins sneaky.
And what they don't know is, cat record everything.
He got footage, he got enough footage to bury all of us.
TMZ don't need but a nine second loop.
He'd be calling me, threatening me.
He'd be sounding like his work, but he'd be threats.
Yeah, Loz, I'm separating your files now.
Think I don't know what he's saying.
Why you think DC NEMS don't come that much?
They were like, Lo, I'm telling you, there's something going on.
But you, like, you were trying to look past the shit, but.
Mm-hmm.
You mean, you think everybody busy than me,
or did I choose to not be busy?
That makes sense.
And it put the chip in me, because every time...
I could have easily been out in the world doing show.
You've seen how many people... I got a demand.
I'm somebody.
But I'm trying to show them a better way.
And they're like, yeah, just keep him talking.
That goddamn joke.
That's why I keep making J-O-W-Win play music
so they don't get no clean audio music.
You almost something.
You think this is for advertising of my protection.
Somebody said Loza, post a green tie that shirt if you need help.
I don't know.
But you don't want to risk it.
I don't want to risk it.
Yeah, it's too much.
Because we did too many live shows,
too much footage of me rolling large amounts of marijuana.
Oh, man.
I don't know what audio they can sync up with that.
And this nigga Joe so far with that editing.
Look how he did in my commercial.
He could outtake the weed and put pounds of hair on.
The nigger had edited.
He edited one video.
My car was when I first got it.
the next time he cut to the bitch
I had rims, then he gonna cut back to the
I was like, bro, you think I ain't catch that?
So I'm asking that.
Who run the 85 South Show page?
Because they do a lot of now 85 South Show type shit.
Could be Chico, could be D.C.
Could be J.O.N.
I don't know who it is.
I don't know.
They'd be on a lot of points.
shit.
Liking a bunch of holes.
Yeah, I'm like, man, what for?
No, I'm gonna tell you what I go.
I'm like, why is the 85 show liking the same shit?
I'm like, I'm gonna tell you who it is.
You've got too much to lose.
Let me tell you what it is.
I don't know, I don't know the exact, I don't know the exact person.
All I know is they pet it.
Whoever run that page will like your old hole pictures,
right after they like your new hole pictures.
So now these holes,
is mad.
Because now it's on the explore bag.
Right.
They need to slow down with this shit.
I wasn't even mad at first
because first it started off with just the bad bitches.
Then it turned into little women, the strippers,
fitness models, and all types of weird old shit.
I seen one when Kat had liked the bitch pictures
and she had 100 face tattoos
and she was picking up some dumbbells with her puss out.
Like, we don't like that.
We don't like that cat.
We don't.
So Cat liked it from his personal page?
Mm-mm.
From the 85 Southwood?
He got his personal page linked to it.
Oh, my God.
They got a group chat with the 85 South Shore page.
I tried to look at the message.
It said, you are not allowed to.
Oh, it's private.
Wow.
It doesn't change the password on him?
It's just search shit.
I can't see.
All I see is J.O.N.
leaving a bunch of laughing faces.
Yeah, Loz, this shit ain't gonna never make it.
Needs gonna change, man.
I don't waste it my night.
That nigga never put this shit out.
It ain't coming out.
Shit, you know, a nigga would like to be around family kick shit.
Hey, man, I think if you promote your comedy special that you got coming out, he'll at least cut that clip out.
He won't, but new dude might.
Get out.
It ain't good for coming out.
Fuck with me.
Like I can't even promote it seriously.
Give it a shot. It might be worth it.
Take a deep breath. Sit up.
Show him you serious.
Look at Joe. How are you directing in the bathroom?
Look. He making it look like he rolling the blunt, huh?
That is cocaine.
Look, look at that.
Just high.
fucking junkie I told that you see how niggas don't give a fuck about what I said
what I tell that niggins when he was over to making the beat make the shit
strange this no he don't went back to the either man lost trip I don't run
shit around but no I seen Joe get that nigga emotion it was kind of like it was
cat cat the ring leader all sounds go through care Joe did this
and then the other thing I know that motherfucker started
That shit on beat like a motherfucker ain't.
They just die what I was ass for.
Do you think Joe were grabbing him by his dress or some shit?
You know what? I really heard Joe's really aggressive when we're not around.
And he kind of got all them scared of them, because he'd throw temper tantrum.
And he ain't really, like, physically bound.
He just slammed the door all the time.
They'd be like, huh.
Like, what fuck y' y'all scared of Joe for?
Now, I think what it is, that nigga Joe, he love his art and crafts so much.
He take it out on these.
And you know what else?
He think he French too.
So he think yelling and screaming
and throwing lattes around is really doing.
He loved to try to spill some coffee
and yell at something.
That's why he'd be by itself all the time.
Man, now that you're saying all this,
this nigga might not even be good in basketball.
Those niggas probably would let him do that shit.
You know what?
He's not, I piqued this game.
All the n'nake can do is lay up real good.
He can think, real good as fuck.
Yeah, man, anybody really?
Yeah, man, anybody really, you see how he'd get defensive?
Anybody ask your shit?
Everybody really asked your shit.
Now, he could talk to you.
Yeah.
But when you text the nigga nine times straight, he don't hear that.
Nah.
He didn't want to talk.
Oh, I got a new phone every week.
Fucking keep buying new phones.
Do he got something against you?
But no, no.
It got to be two sides.
You saw what it was.
What you do to him?
I don't believe the basketball shit.
Because every time they go play, everybody come back and,
Man, that motherfucking Joe, motherfucking Joe.
And then when I saw how mad Steve Harvey got
when he brought up Joe basketball,
I should have seen the hate of Steve Harvey face.
Steve hate this nigga game.
Steve was like, oh, pretty Joe.
Good ball-playing motherfucker.
Like Steve Harvey said that.
You know, he usually used discretion
and try to make sure there ain't nobody record.
Right.
He didn't give a damn.
Nah, and he was calling him shit
that did nobody ever call Joe.
Like, yeah, sweet joke.
When the fuck they start calling him, sweet joke?
You ever heard somebody say that?
Yeah.
And they were talking about a joke?
Yeah!
Look at Chad, look, that nigga damn show
called him sweet Joe.
Steve Joe, look, sweet Joe, pretty motherfucker.
And then we on the app, he's like,
yeah, Joe got a little game on.
Ain't anybody said shit by no basketball.
Yeah, Joe got a little game.
Look, Steve, I don't like that shit.
Snatched their ball.
What'd he say?
That damn Joseph knew it was working on.
But hey Joe, back in the day, when I was 27,
a dog, you'd interview about it gave you the blues.
Well, he was 27.
Like, niggas, this 27 is out there running the court.
Oh, no, no, no, though.
I'll go to the well.
That's how you know an old nigger serious.
When he named a nigger you ain't never heard of.
Leroy Wells.
He said it like that's supposed to stop everything you think.
Philip Lewis, 6'7, 228 pounds used to jump out the gym.
But that's really what the beef,
go back to Joe wants me to give his basketball career more more respect I'm like
nigger you play the ITT tech I don't get back fuck about these old niggins that
you used to hoop on man but Steve said the nigga whole name bro Joseph knew and
that's how he knew him oh oh he don't know he knew Joe couldn't say shit he
ain't first of all he hate to be called Joseph so that was the nerd he was being petty
Right.
So you put me on game.
I ain't peep all that.
Right.
So he was being...
If you call him Joseph, that nigga ain't gonna look up.
So he joked.
I don't know why he chose that alcoholic-ass name.
Joseph sounds way more professional.
Well, that's it.
He don't like to be called Joseph, first of all.
And then, Steve knew Joe couldn't say shit
because he worked for him.
You think he gonna be like...
Because you see how he got all rowdy with me.
Like, what fuck that loz?
We could go now.
He really weren't.
to say, Steve, it don't matter if you fucking 27 and 6 and I busts your ass right now.
So Joe Slit wanting to fight the nigga.
It was a Wednesday night.
They don't get paid on Wednesdays.
So that's really what it is.
So I see.
Damn.
Well.
Chad the type of thing who always wanted to invite you to play a sport that don't nobody want to play.
Like rugby?
Now y'all niggins want, man.
What's up?
He'll be doing this shit.
We got enough people to play some softball.
softball man
bullshit man
wait a minute
you niggas go
nah I ain't never playing
yeah that's what I'm saying
but loz this shit coming down to you like you don't
take they they're trying to bond
with you though every time I tell them
niggas I don't want to play softball
my episode don't come out
you don't even see how they be tricking
manipulating people do that you see when I told you
from your goddamn comedy special
they were like come on come on come on
Oh, wow.
Look at Chad.
You got his hand on his hip.
Wow.
Low, shit, really.
Number one.
See, that's why I ain't here.
Man, fuck it.
I did better than I expected on a pre-orders.
I don't like how you trying to keep the shit a secret.
You in with them?
I didn't ask you three fucking times.
Fuck no!
You made me be cool with these things.
I asked you three fucking times.
I've been fucking with you by the longest.
You told me these niggin'nick were cool.
I started getting me.
getting these niggas a chance.
Now you ain't fucking with them.
What you want me to do, Jay cut it off straight out?
I gotta smooth the shit away.
I'd have asked you three fucking times,
what's the name of the special?
Man, tell jokes or drop fries.
Where is it available?
Damn, they made me want some frat for you.
So you said that I like, oh.
See, and that's what I want niggas to think like, man.
This nigga, man.
You coming out with your own friards?
Yeah, well, I'm trying to-
Let's talk to a nigga.
I'm rebranding some shit right now with Orida.
So, like, we're doing some shit with Or I don't.
Like, we're in the talks.
Like, I'll break the news on the show right now.
So we're in some talks right now.
Like, they feel like they're trying to go,
they're trying to follow this Black Lives Matter movement.
Black fries matter.
Nigger, they told you.
How the fuck you knew?
So it's going to be big.
This is one of the biggest shows.
They want to advertise with me.
Yeah.
So black fries matter.
Y'all make sure y'all support or item.
And we collaborating with Hines.
Oh, some ketchup.
With the ketchup.
For the Halloween.
So leave that Del Monte, all that dumb shit alone.
Especially hunts.
Especially that shit with no salt at it.
Oh, my God.
That shit is for the burgers.
But where is it?
gonna be available at man right now I'm doing uh after talking to you know I'm
doing direct to consumer first just to see who fucking with me then later on I don't
know what's a point about that's fun that's funny that's a lair because I'm trying to go
directly to the consumer yeah ha ha ha ha ha that nigger ain't gonna never get this shit
to that what he basically saying but nil that shit gonna blow up and when you
get the money don't don't I don't want you to get the type of like be the nigger that
get a bunch of money and then make a nigga had to ask you for it so when you get it
go on head and break me off the little you know oh yeah a little change you know for looking
out when you ain't having shit I know I'm keeping up how many episodes you've been on so
yeah okay get what nigger that's already in my like credits like the most
consistent guest on 85 sausage yeah I already be telling you
A nigger ain't been on him more than me.
And I know it's worth for you.
Well, if niggas like Bill Natt,
niggas ain't been on him more than me.
When you first came on this bitch,
you had one baby, then when you got the other baby,
I'm like, niggia, way too much pussy.
And it blew up.
Like, I'm on here and I still got my same amount of kids.
Yeah.
I've just been, I meant like,
Brad, like, say this the line, bro.
Sometimes I'd be like, man, I knew it all.
Nah, ya.
You get back.
See, not me.
Sometimes I just leave a breath to her up your life.
Ah, I touched it.
I told that motherfucker.
I just get caught in that motherfucking moment.
I know.
I listen to that Chris Brown Young Thug, that go crazy motherfucker.
Hey man, stop.
I don't, I can't think about you getting no pussy.
Hey, man, I had my fucking leg up.
That shit is weird, man.
Had my fucking leg up with my fucking leg up with me.
My 85 soft hat to the back.
Because you built like,
I got it.
I want to hear that shit, man.
Because you already built like Ted,
that teddy bell of that movie.
Which one?
What fucking teddy bell lost?
No, fuck that.
What fucking teddy bell?
Ted.
Ted.
on your side.
Let me impress Lowe's.
Let me show him I could Google this shit.
No, they ain't know I was just my owner.
You still getting fired.
That shit ain't gonna save your job, man.
Who stole my candles?
Nah, they just didn't know that I was so up.
When I leave the night, they're gonna be like, lock the door.
Boy, he is on to us.
So good.
Make sure you get you one of these tight-out shirts for you.
Ah, lonely.
Let me get a coat now.
I ain't trying to be picking shit, but I take a coat.
You get what we give you.
No, I definitely.
I need you to in this, no.
No, like, we got them, but we ain't been getting a lot of promo on them.
We got to get them in the hands of some influence.
I need to buy one and get one free them, motherfuckers.
I think we're just going to keep them in-house for staff.
You gotta shoot them bitches out like that,
the basketball game.
Bro, who the fuck we gonna get the way this shit, man?
Just ride down down time, get back, get back.
Get back to the community.
Man, look at the sleeve, bro.
Hey, that's a vibe, all right.
We're changing the name.
The name's so, and then the little peeps make it so family.
Get that motherfucker away from me.
That little peach maker is so feminine
like you're supposed to say 80 Vives.
Who gonna do the commercial for?
Big Freedom.
Okay, baby, we're gonna do you.
We're about to listen to some music on 80 Vives, baby.
I didn't come to play with you who.
Oh, bounce, bigger the violence,
Bigger the bouts, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bong, bonguey-d-d-d-bounce.
Biggity, bounce, bous, biggily-d-d-d-d-d-bounce.
So, Lowe, you can honestly say you never put that shirt on.
I don't have one.
I don't have one.
J.W.N., have you?
I married with man.
He ain't wore one.
That nigga wear pink du rag.
He saw that and he was like, I ain't fucking with it.
Loss, you remember when he left with pink du rag at your house?
Bro, that nigga almost got me put out my shit.
Bray, so you should see how man.
She should see how mad she was.
What nigger?
Where a motherfucking pink duress?
And then I'm sounding stupid
because the nigga told me to call him J-O-N
and not John, and I'm like, it's J-O-N.
So what bitch named J-O-N?
I was like, I wouldn't say all that,
the nigger is different.
And then the shit stayed at the house
was the longest, I kept trying to get it to him.
He wasn't even sweating it.
He was like, no, look, shit's cool.
I got another one.
I was like, man, you got another one?
He got a three-pack of the one.
Bro, when I finally gave that motherfucker to him,
I threw him in his face.
Like, huh, nigger, I'm trying to.
You were just set, then.
Man, I'm tired of trying to get this shit to this, man.
I'm already mad.
That's how it happened, though, man.
Look at Chad, like he got some way to be.
Oh, he definitely looked.
I caught his head in.
He definitely was looking at his apple wife.
He's trying to yawn again.
Come on, sleep there.
Bro.
Mm-mm.
I'm just gonna keep it real with you, Lord.
That nigga better not hit my line by shit.
What you need him for?
You got shit on comedy special.
But no.
He played mad.
He played man, so he didn't hit me up.
Hey, and what's a good play to run against cover three?
I'm just gonna hang up in his fucking face.
Don't ask me shit, dog.
Just tell him, they do what you've been doing, dog.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fucked up hard.
The cat probably mad with me.
I didn't record none of my audio, it's just gonna be you.
And they're telling where they're gonna spread that out of it.
Man, bro, that ain't even fucking with this shit.
I ain't even know the shit had got to this point.
I called Joe about two weeks ago.
I'm like, bro, what's the show ain't?
I put it out when I fucking want to.
Hung up.
Because I ain't know like whether you were gonna shoot an episode
or not or not, because I hit niggas up.
They were like, man, Lowe's doing some big shit and hang up.
No.
You were doing some black excellence.
You see how they tried to get D.C. mad with me.
They then brought his home boy up here.
Like, yeah, y'all gonna do it.
Like, no fuck we ain't.
We'll wait.
Try to start that shit.
What happened?
Yeah, they had brought D.C. homeboy.
And then it was like, yeah, y'all just do the episode.
And then D.C. was like, no.
I was like, bro, I didn't know.
They knew.
They tried to set me up.
That's over with my head.
See, I got quiet again.
See, I quiet again.
Now, they ain't really do that.
I just, I just didn't know that nigga was here.
Like, we ain't know he wasn't here.
Hey, man, get this motherfucker away from me, man.
Man, I'm just fucking with you.
If anybody in here took anything wrong,
fuck you, get the fuck out, leave.
You all fired.
That's the thing, though.
We did all this shit together.
Can't nobody get fired.
Shut up, cat.
cat cat a deserve yeah because we're gonna get the shit start didn't they're
gonna move me that niggi all that six months restitution man
soon as that niggins as that niggas soon as that nigger left the quality went down
couldn't hear shit when that niggins i'm on watching the show on a hundred as soon as i
turn the youtube off i got to run up out the fucking house with it too soon the cat came back
i was like niggis just h dick
He didn't hear this shit on Bluetooth.
So he don't teach them niggas to everything.
Hell no.
He won't teach him a nigga how to plug up shit.
From the outside looking in,
who you think fuck with me the most out of them?
I hate to tell you.
None of them.
Not even jailing.
He hate when you come.
He was like, man, that dude can't rap.
I'm literally wasting music on this.
So that was the word on the street here.
He wasn't gonna tell you, but I'd tell you.
What?
Look at how much Jay Wynn don't like this shit.
He won't even wear.
He wear the old shit.
That's when we ain't ain't ain't had no money.
That's a mock-up.
We never even really made them.
Look at the eight, look at the five on it.
That bit glued on.
Look, he's checking.
No, it ain't this.
That's like the retro.
That one worth a lot of money on eBay.
I don't even have one.
I think he stole that for me.
I got all on, lo.
I knew you was in on it.
No, I'm sorry.
You got the red.
Before you told them niggins just all are paying me, that's how they paid me.
I bet you ain't got no red one.
I ain't got no red one.
Don't nobody got no real one.
Most apt, man.
Who got a red hoodie?
Just joke.
I bet you.
Wear that bitch, Joe.
I ain't seen it.
It's so cold.
I appreciate you telling you.
I had a red one that was so cold with the 85 South on the back.
It was red?
It only had one.
It was in the first batch.
I got an 85 South Show hoodie somewhere with 85 South on the back.
I think I put it on there myself.
I got some 85 South show socks.
I gotta be like the only one with them because I remember my stove.
I remember my stole from everybody.
The only thing is them bitches come up too high
and they sagged a little bit,
they look like stockings if you're a nigga.
Do that nigger cat got some?
You would never know.
Yeah.
I was saying with the socks and the shorts, you know, the shorts.
Like, would you know how they come up?
He may or he may not?
I don't know.
I've never seen the socks before.
How you knew he had on her top shoes?
Because they kept hitting the top of the shirt,
the bottom part of the shirt.
They kept getting calls on the bottom.
He kept stepping on the shorts.
When you're foul.
Hey man, we gotta get the fuck out of here, man.
This is a man Carlos Miller.
We in this bitch with my nigger, Mab Green,
85 South Show, we got these bits.
I knew one more bag of shit.
one more bag of chips hell yeah man we're running low on Doritos he just told the truth
ain't none of these niggins gonna call me all this week
take 14 this is nab green I got my coming
special coming out tell jokes or drop fries I appreciate your countless support this is my
first coming special man mean a lot to me if y'all just watch it is on man just for you watching
it right now it's 999 anybody else is 999 as well y'all keep on support we're trying to make this
number one right now we're at 398 we got a long way to go but it's possible with your support
up Lincoln bio right now.
Tell jokes to drop fries.
Bitch.
Oh, yeah.
Because it was kind of political
in it.
I'm Nav Green,
and I approve this message.
I'm Nav
Green, and I approved this message.
So he edited that
just like that,
but it was good money.
I knew I wanted to
obey and submit, but
I didn't
fully grasp for the rest of my life, what that meant.
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