The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - New Years in The Trap + Raphael Warnock Interview DCYoungFly Karlous Miller & Clayton English

Episode Date: January 2, 2021

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on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. This shit gonna sound crazy, but 2020 been the longest goddamn year. It's been 2020 for about four goddamn years, you feel like that. I don't fuck with this shit at all. What that?

Man, none of the shit that happened in 2020. Yeah, this was, uh, this was one of them years. You don't recap. You don't recap this year, my nigga. Uh-uh. That shit ain't going to... Fort 2020. It ain't going to be what you're not going to be.

That's exactly what I'm saying. I'm ready to get this motherfucker on. I'm about it here, man. 20-21 doesn't show up. It's been out of way you asked me. Shit, what 20-21 going to do, though? Oh, as you said, 2020. 2000 and 20.

2000 and the year. Like a denser. Uh-uh, it's just an end. 2000 and. 2000 and 20 yeah okay that's what you're going with the decimal would have been 2000 point it's like you counting in Portuguese but you really wanted in decimal because that's a whole nother dimension I don't even want this shit to come back ever again in life no if it was like a 2000 point 20 you like yeah that

sound like a fucked up you remember the old news show 2020 yeah remember all they talked about was death and disaster that's it That's what the show was about, 2020, on this episode of 2020. Can I get one of them shirt? What? What? That's, yeah.

We're gonna this small? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That is just small. That's it. If anything, if I'm gonna get that up out of Twitter, I'd think that'd have been a high with me. You know what's that?

Hey, the eagle cat. I want one of them shucks. That's another thing about 2020. We ain't get to see none of the latest do they think. I'm talking about none of them. We missed sundress season, we missed pool party season, we missed day party season. They was out, they were just sick. I'm just saying you had to risk it.

It wasn't worth the risk this year. Yeah. Yeah. You can just be able to go outside and live. That's sundress, ooh. Seeing that sundress in between a booty cheek. Made me want to go on and pull her out of me. No, not.

It was like left cheek, boom, boom. Right cheek. Ooh. It was like left cheek. Boom, boom. Ooh, right you. Ooh, don't bite me. Ooh, slightly, ooh.

I want to take it priceless. Ooh, I want to shine brightly. Oh, let me go. I mic me. I miss when you're coming out of your soul. Man, whipin while you partying. And she had that big old ass with the sun dress look like two niggas argue.

Right behind her. Make a nigger want to hit the grinder. That's when you put your dick on the booty, then you do real circus while you grind me. Hey. Everywhere I go, I try to find her. I'm a freak looking for vagina, but I'm just looking. Some of these holes panties be cooking.

You gotta watch them. Ya. Cause they don't watch them. And you'll end up on the news telling everybody that you got it. Ooh, that you got it. You don't want to be him. Uh-uh. No.

Cause you're gonna have that bump on your lip and we're gonna see it y'all. There it go. There it goes. If it's a blow. If you ain't know. If you ain't know, you can't Cormacks on that death. Hey, y'all.

When that shit on your lip, everybody gonna peep that. Peep that, peep that. I'm gonna pass you to weep like, no, my, nigga, you can go ahead and keep that. Keep that, keep that, keep that. Don't peep it back. You're gonna smoke by yourself.

By yourself, by yourself. You try to smoke it on the right, but the bump right there on the motherfucking left. On the damn. Stop it. Stop it. Right now. Y.

Right now. Right now. A sun dress and it is just flopping. Flop it. Ooh, y'all. Drop it. Drop it. Damn, bitches flop it.

Flock it. Miss them sundress, man. These bitches used to wear them shit so often. Awful, y'all. Leave a nigga coughing. When you hit it from the back. The back. Bitch frying chicken and the sun dress, man,

and still don't know how to act. Don't know how to act, y'all. Damn, I miss that sundress. Sun dress, y'all. That was really my only reason. For going outside when the sun go down, I don't want to ride into old school. Old school, old school.

Trying to meet something that she wanna smoke. And hey, I hope she's so cool. So cool, so cool. Kicking it old school. Yo. Like a nigga beat doing. Man, I made a Mr. Summer. Cause all them is giving up to chewing.

Chewing. They ain't gonna lie. Some are I'm fine. Some be busty. Yeah, wake up. They don't need wash their face. They ain't. Yeah.

But they ain't gonna lie in from the hood. Like I'm busted. Okay. Yeah. Hey, let me see them by your feet if it does thin. Yeah! Oh, wearing the flip-flop from that dollar stove. Yo, dollar store.

When they got a feet done, you don't need supposed to even wear them no more. Y'all, they thin. She's gonna wear them bitches again. Again. Talking about I'm just going to the stove and I'm running right in. Ooh.

I can't stand them. Stand them. But then again, I kind of like them. Like them. Especially when they get the argument all the time on Facebook talking about who want to fight them. Yeah. They're my rat's big.

Yeah. I tried to take you the chirp. Trying to take it to a class bed. Oh, no. But she's like, why the pastor key? I ask him for money. I ain't really got no money. I'm like, bitch, you are dumbing.

Sit down, girl, you ain't funny. Hey. Stop playing with my pastor. Fuck around and smack you. Fuck around and baptize ya. Fuck around, realize. Oh, rewrite. Hold up.

Wait a minute. Let me go on here and drop. go ahead and drop this plug. You've got suspended from your church show mine for love. Hey. I'm opening one real soon for the strippers and the thugs. Y'all. It don't start to 12 o'clock and you can bring your drugs.

Hey. I'm coming. I'm coming. Sopranos. Hey, man, welcome back. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. Turn on. Turned out.

That's Kip. That's Kip. We killed all, man. We killed that. I was playing the whole time. I was like, I hope this shit come out. This thing is the boys' men. Come on, man.

Come on, man. We got to think this is a farewell episode. We can get that note, boy. Farewell to the year. Fulf 2020, man. Look, 2020, man. Listen, if I was on my young nigga shit, I would do some young nigga shit.

Fuck 2020. Man. But you all, we're on some whole other shit. Oh, yeah. We got to do, so 2021, it just sound futuristic, so shit gotta be. 2020, we're gonna be one of them year when you 60, you'll be like, man,

you remember we made it through 2020. You know everybody died 20-20. Yeah, 2020 was fucked up. Little bit of everybody said, there's a little bit of something of everybody that got to fuck on the Twitter. Somebody you don't even know. Oh, motherfuckers scared the hell like me.

What? They ain't gonna hit me to my man, Joe Clark back. I said, nigger, not Morgan Freeman. They're like, no, the real Joe Clark. I'm like, I don't know him. I don't know him. Don't fucking play like him. Don't fucking play like that, bro.

I know the story was inspired, but we thought he had been dead. We thought he had been dead. Now, the Freeman had been old for a long time. But it was a movie in 1952. Morgan Freeman was old. That he was still old. I said, yad damn, man.

You didn't see the picture of Morgan Freeman in elementary school? That nigga would look like the PE teacher when he was in elementary school. Hello, my name is Morgan. I'm new here. I go to the school. I'm seven years old, I like to make cookies with my mother.

From that day for all we did was make cookies with my mother. That nigga been over a long time. This thing is old. This thing is, oh, that's, what wrong with you, bud? Oh. You all right, talking about how we don't like Twitter. Look, he got me recent. I'm like, man, what the hell wrong with you, man?

Hey, man. Hope you ain't no suicide, Bobba. Ryan got his legs, though. I'm telling him. I was born in 1937. Who? Morgan Freeman was born in 1930. My dad was born in 1931, bro.

Damn. So yeah, he been hosed. I was legit. But my dad had me, you were sister one. Morgan Freeman were like, what? He was 54 then. Thugging, half a century, old ass knicker. That's fucking crazy.

That's fucking crazy. Hey, you really a legend to be a... Nick, in 1931, the motherfucking tires had wood in them. Tiles had wood. Nick, you had a wagon wheel. Nick was on the Oregon Trail. Damn. Nigger Pettlement was the best candy out.

It was new. Peppermint was new? Peppermint was the best candy. Puffer. Hey, man. They got these cheese is called Peppermits, man. What about the caramel of the gold cow? It was just peppermint and lemon drops.

Niggins get robbed of them. But the Lago. God, do caramel, give me your caramel candy, man. He's got them a thrill. Black people ate chocolate two times a year, Christmas and birthday. The birthday. Crazy. One family, one bar.

Time has passed. Niggles were in suits for real back then because you want to look like something. Now you can't even even find a suit. It wasn't even on the clothes. It wasn't no clothes. It wasn't no niggas then. We're going to wear my niggins. It was on the colored people and Negroes.

Negroes, colored people, and whatever else they came up with to call us Militos and motherfucking beat Creole I wish I would have been in here with the giant turkey stage

I would be slapping a nigga and bring my hand back pop let me tell you something now I don't want to hit you again Nick I can get you again give me my knife Hey that's what fights used to be like

this you heard what DC did He slapped Fred down at the pool Slaping three times four hit the ground. Yeah. But our fight stories ain't never gonna be like our daddy and our uncle, man. Man, your brother had to, my brother had to come down there and stop me from killing that nigga, man.

I had my pistol right there in my motherfucking pocket, man. I sat right there for an hour and a half waiting on this. I was gonna kill that man. Look at my gun jam. You gotta ask old people about an old story. I ain't, you don't know how gangster your people is unless they tell you. Like, I ain't know I had real gangsters in my family, bro. You gotta ask, you gotta talk to the ancestors.

Just ask them about the people before that ain't in no more. And you'd be like, oh, this shit add up. My uncle shot at the bouncer when he were young, bro. Yeah, everybody got that one infamous-ass family member that's been dead way before you was born, like just a random uncle that only your grandma knew. Yeah, that's our big brother. He was grown when we was born.

Mama had him when she was 13. They raised each other. What happened to him? He had to move to Indiana. Yeah, he was in love with a white woman, so. He had to go. He had to go. Yeah, he had to go.

Yeah. And that white lady stayed together 30-something years. They packed them up in the middle of the night. You got to go to there. But my uncle really did in the middle of the night, though. Who? My uncle really did. It was a lot of the things had to leave in the middle of the night.

What happened? Man, a white man spit on him. And he fucking, he cut him. He cut his face up and shit real bad. Ooh, had to go. Yeah, they said, he got shipped off in a crate. Yeah, he had to hide her. Got the fuck on.

Oh, yo, yo, you're a folk. He got to fuck on. Yeah, yeah. He never came back for real. He came. He said he got shipped off in the crate. This is a nigga diamond. What are them big-ass thine that be carrying on train?

It was a trunk, like the track, like a, you know, those big ass. That nigg was in a refrigerator box. Natives ain't one of all of them, all them oxen wool or nothing. They're going to lift that bitch up your hole. You're going to be your uncle. Oh, shit. We got a guy, I got a nigga on the soul. I might be tripping, but this is a nigger in this box.

I'll bring you. I just think the motherfucking loading up the shit on the train, though. Like, oh, the old nigger in a box trick, huh? Get out of there, nigger. You know you're in that box. They just talking to the packages. Well, hope you know it's going to be caught up back here. We're just going to start beating all these boxes with a stick.

You gotta pay, you better get back in your box before his train leaves. Oh, that's fucked up. That's fucking up. Hey man, can you imagine being on a date back then? You're out with the motherfucker. He's like, man, I don't know what the fuck she on. I didn't spend $2. Trying to fucking little, man.

Take this bitch home. That's four months of working. I bought her a hamburger, some fries, a milk shake. For $2? Is he hungry? He's hungry again. We ain't even gonna make it up to Harlem to the dance place. They want 50 cent of piece to get in there.

Boy, shit was real. This is real back then, boy. I ain't no $5-a-ass nigger. Who do I look like? I don't live on town. Where you live? Downtown, man. I live on the east side.

That bitch, we didn't spend $2. Rent $4 a month. Nothing to spend rent fucking with her. $2. $2. We need them $2. But I don't. My son calls $4.

A $5 will take a motherfuckers. A duh will take a motherfucker. Three months. You take that $20. You tell your mom I said, I'd be back. be back. Hey, man, I actually remember right before money got fucked up. I remember when I was in, like, my junior years, maybe my sophomore, junior year of high school,

man, $20 was, was a goddamn, went a long-ass way. What? Yes, it did. $20. I know what going on. I know what's going on. Listen, with jeans with $22. I was like, yeah, my dad ain't buying anything.

I'm just going to walk out with some leaves around this motherfucker. Well, nobody said, but cash money, when cash money records came out, balling hard than the motherfucker, it fucked the whole economy of the hood up. That fucked everybody up. We all started doing extra-ass balling and we fucked out. Did we? Was it that? I don't think.

You can't blame that. We will never get two for 89 soldier reed. Soldier Reeves. Soldier Reeve, ball. You don't think so? Never. No. and Barron Davis buy the shit.

Hey, wait a minute, okay. Speaking of a witch, why the fuck that you cheat come, bitch? That thing I was great to him for doing that. That shit was hilarious, man. Shout out to them. I hope a shit come through. I heard Shet's trying to buy it, too.

Why don't they just go in together? Man, Shack needs to sit his ad down. Why they got to go against the motherfuck? I ain't heard. Shack made his shoes look just like F-O-1 with him dunking on the side like that. I don't know about it.

I fuck this shit, man. You know what? His price went down and down. When they first went to Walmart, they were 50. Then they went to 45. He said he wanted to make... He said he wanted to make his shoes available to everybody who wanted. Let's have a free foundation.

No, you're right. He said he wanted to make his shoes available to everybody who wanted. That thing is he talking to the Christmas. Free shoes for everyone. Hey, Shaq, man, these bitch is slippery. Imagine trying to hooping some shack. Man, bro, I did. He won't everybody have access, though, like you said.

A nigga, I want some shacks to the court. A nigga dunk on me. I said, you know what? I'm going to take these bitches off. If a nigga dunk on you with some shacks on, that nigga going to the league. He's going. He's already in the league one.

This nigga is overcoming adversity. He got natural athleticism. No, I fuck with Shack. How do you take off a demo? He's barely. I keep sliding out of the Bible. Yeah, he basically. First off, it's your shoes.

You gotta take them off. You're gonna be gonna go on nobody in them off. Referee gonna hit them with three travelers in a row. But man, these, it's the shaggers, man. Every time you stop, you still slag. This is a dick a cruise to it later. He's trying to argue about to wear. Look, you're traveling right now, actually.

Stop moving, just stop moving. You stay the slap. Nah, we fought with your shoes, man. You gave a lot of people hope. Yeah. Yeah. Shaq gonna hear this shit and slap the shit out of everybody. Oh, man.

You're gonna laugh about it. You're gonna be like, D.C., let me tell you. What he gonna do? What are gonna do? Talk about my shoes. Talk about my shoes, man. My shoe, hair, yeah. Hey, man, I'm fucking with Shaq, too, but Shaq gonna stop all this goddamn line.

He got to try to make a goddamn sign up for a goddamn general. Don't nobody want that this shirt? That's what I'm saying. He got to quit that fucking line. Don't nobody want no powder? You want to ice it hot? Nobody want no powder. On the iPad.

What's that shit? You don't want that, Shaq? Look, we don't want no big pizzas. This nigger, don't want no big pieces, this nigga, that he got a motherfucking Buick and the insurance that he gets, yes, and his insurance is the general.

So, Shaq driving around in a Buick. With a cartoon white man. With the general insurance on it. Call him, general. Say, something. Tell them, tell him, who got all you calls? Me, mose.

That's up. Come on. Get it my jean. Get it my shit. Think of all his commercials, so he's got a beauty that's covered by the goddamn jam. Eating Papa John's, what, an icing hot patch on his back. I don't believe.

I don't believe. You know what I call? You know what I call? When I'm in a car accident. A lot of people got some crazy-ass commercial. You've seen the Dionne Sanders commercial? He with all state. You seen the Dion Sanders commercial?

The Subway commercial, this thing is just going to do. Run back and still a piece of from a white man. That was some gangster shit, though. That was some gangster shit. Run off. This is a guy, the rest of the band. That was some games and shit. That was real prime time.

The white dude. Did I just get intercepted by Prince? Damn, show did. He kept running too. He didn't even look back. They're like, damn, prime, you're hungry and fuck, eh? Niggins ain't they feeds at the football game? That nigga comes.

That's that plaque we tried to give them. That's exactly how he's going to run back grab that bitch and throw it. Who? Fabo with the crystal. Crystal. Fabo ended up getting a crystal commercial. He got two of them. He ended up doing it.

Oh, that what's up? I thought he would. Where he at? Hey, man. That what's up? Hey. Stop two dollars. That nigga said, ah!

He did. That shit started. Then the nigger go in his mouth, and he in his mouth, and he tell you about the country and fire state. You got to see the commercial. Oh, that's what's up. Oh, man. They ain't put it on a regular cable on the website

because we ain't seen it yet. That's gonna' awesome shit. They got to show it to where the demographic gap. If crystals is really on their shit, they'll let Fabo make the next Christmas theme song. What'd you say? They need to let Fabo make the next Crystal's theme song. What's the first one?

Did they ever have a Crystal theme song? That's what's the first one. They need to put him on one. Yeah, because ain't no first. Let him make the Crystal's theme song. Hey, man, Crystal's, they're about to put a Crystals on bang heads. They already did that though.

Shit shut down. That shit gone. That bitch a trucker's only thing can survive. Jack is the only thing that can survive. I can't sleep. It's a Christmas right down the street. And I'm gonna get a bunch of free food because they all down there know me.

Want something to eat? I can't sleep. And I'm gay. I get me a number three. With some fries with that chili cheese And give me something to drink, please I need fries That's it right now

Yeah, that's the one. He's going to go great. It's going. You got to be a nigga in the bed like, Smok and peck. They were like, why? Motherfucking, why? Why?

That niggas just going there order a bunch of food and they're like, Fabo, what you want? Some water! Well, that's going to be two dollars. That's the commercial right there. That is hilarious. He needed $2 combo.

That bitch comes with a crystal chick and a plug and a water. Man shit, if Travis guy had that shit, hell yeah. And that's how you order and you pull up. And you say, stop $2, stop Fabo, and they know what to get you. You just pull up and get it. So you just can pull up and they say, what you want? Stop $2,000. All right, that'll be $2, sir.

Two dollars, sir. Let me get the $2, $2, $2 combo. The what? Is it the $2 for $2? No, it's the $2 for $2. Two-dollar combo. The two-dollar combo. The two-dollar combo.

We ain't got that one. We got the other one. It's the $2 combo for $2. Uh-uh. That's Madonnas. You had to, uh... No, the dude who they named the combo after name $2. Yeah, that's called Stop Fabo.

Oh. Well, let me get the stop fabo. It's $2, right? Right, that's the one. Let me get two of them. Okay, do you want the barbara? Y'all want the barber? Yeah, put the barber in there.

Alright, you want two barbers because that's gonna be. That's gonna be, it's right. It's two more dollars, ain't you? Yeah, two more dollars. You're gonna put it in there. All right, then, let them off. That's it. That's it.

Hey, man, Bc. You don't, you ain't been paying a gentleman, but ever since we did that promo for the Hawks, they've been winning like a motherfucker. More definitely. That's a real shit. But we're the sauce. Come on, man.

They need it. They need. They need it. They need it. We the sauce. Shout out to the boy, man. The motherfucking man, hooping.

Y'all had to energize them. They just need the motivation. The Hawks ain't know people. ain't know people fuck with them. Like, we fuck with y'all, but when y'all start losing, we don't look at y'all. No, we, they know we fuck with it, we just sometimes don't know who on the team.

And you know what's crazy. Right, you know, but we know who's supposed to be there. The hogs catch the hate that the Falcon's supposed to get. Yeah. God damn it. They do win more than the Falcons. You said that hell, run that back again? The Hawks catch the hate that the Falcon's supposed to get.

Falcons get their ass toe up every Sunday. And the next Sunday, we wake up energized to try to fuck with them again and they do the same shit. But you know what? I think we cut the faggers out more than we do the horse. We do. We do. By the time they get to the next game, man, we already do that. By the time they get to the next game, they already forgive it.

That's what I'm saying. We wake up. Every Sunday we give them a whole new chance. But they got to the season short. That's why I don't know. Not me. Yeah. I remember last week.

I remember the Super Bowl. No, don't do that, don't do that. No, I remember that? No, I remember two and eight three. Come on, come on. Shit, first time I ever cried about the game. Come on, dog. You cry.

Come on, what? Tell me. I said, come on, don't do that. Don't do that. I said, he was happy here. I said, fuck you fucking smiling about the beach. That nigga, that nigga, my bad, bro.

I apologize. Tripping, man, I'm tripping. I'm just, cause of random people. How you cry for? How you walked out? No. When he walked by, I had to get Michelle together. How you walked out, though?

But the nigg was in the house laughing. at me, bro. Because I was talking mad shit. I'm talking about it. Oh, so you wasn't in a friendly environment. No. And when they saw that the game just switched like that and he was just looking at me and I was just like, everything I ain't. I don't know why y'all looking at me like that. And they just, it was just tricking it all down. Everything was not all right. Caving into the couch. I was just getting deeper into the couch. And they just kept Oh, that's cold. They don't want to be there. No. I walked outside. You got it too. I walked outside realizing that we lost

fucking Super Bowl and I was swung on the white man. When we was up, when we was up. When we was up, 283, I was yelling at the... I went to three houses that day watching the Super Bowl game. The first house, I chuffed them all the way off. I'm cussing them all the way out.

Bitch, fucking everybody. Second house, fuck y'all too. By that third house. I was apologizing. I want to say, I really do want to send my condole. To everybody, I just been disobedient, too. Crete nigga, they're some sorry about my fucking, man.

Oh, man. Fuck that. Man. I don't see how they blew it. No, I know how they blew it, but it's not going to say, no. That whole situation just is like, that's what 2020 been like. Yup. Some bullshit.

Some bullshit. Just like now, now they're trying to send out a $600 stimulus. And they're sending it. No, they give it to you. Y'all shouldn't say nothing about two. They give me to you. They shouldn't say nothing about the two. Don't say nothing about the two of you're going to give us the six.

They sent it already. Some people got in their account already. How the fuck you're going to cut the check in hand? You got their lease in the $1,200 that you sent last. That's fucked up. You can't cut it there. You know what that equal to? What?

$1.35 a day. Show little. Muffle is getting paid $1.35 a day to feed a nigga in the miracle. Easily. That's fucked up. That's what they're going to give us. You only worth $1.35 a little bitch. And you out here asking for that $6,000 like you ain't got shit.

I don't. Then when you get it, what you're gonna do with it? It's gone, you split it. I'm gonna spend it. Look, you did it. I'm gonna spend it. For what? On life.

Like what? We ain't living right. We ain't got no paper towel. Yeah. We ain't even got this issue. Damn. We got the groceries in this bitch and that's the real issue. Ooh, okay.

Ain't no water. I can dig that. Ain't no eggs. I understand that. I might go next dough and beg. Ooh, damn. Ain't been to work because I'm non-essential. Ooh.

$600. Right? That's non-essential. Ooh. That's loosest. Ain't gonna lie, that's not like excuses. Wham, you ever heard of food stamps? That I killed the food, that I kill the food.

That I killed the mood. But look, let me bounce with that $600, nigga. I'm gonna get a ounce. Oounce. Flip it, drip it. Grip it. Bring it back. Dig it.

Go ahead and let my nigga know. Look, I gotta go to pound. Dig it. Now, we don't need that stem in the chair cause I'm gonna go ahead and break the nigg cause I'm gonna get my respect. I ain't begging no nigger for shit because I'm gonna go ahead and get it, you dead. Ooh, my mama raise a hustler.

Okay. Uh, no customer. Ooh. But I'm gonna tell you right now I got that pistol for all. You bustle. Oh. Listen, and you clusters. I like seafood and the mustard.

Ewe. One time for my big girls, your elbows, they bustle. Ew. Yeah. No deed. When I had food stamp, I had food on a table like ye. I told my neck to get the chips. I told my mama get the dip.

And they ain't going to lie. I told my girlfriend gone upstairs with a whip. Ooh. Ooh. Look, you like that. with your freak ass and then cat down woke up he was like, eh.

What you tell then? What you tell her next? What you tell after that? What'd you tell her then? That sounds like me right now. He said, eh. Oh, shit. See, that's one thing that we did do this yellow man.

We turned it up in the trap. More different. Yeah, we turned these bids all over there. Hey, man. Hey, man. Places to come. VET Award. I'm telling.

Yeah, yeah. Producer credit, rider credit. But we took the whole trap to the BET Award. Tedd, we brought him here. That what I'm saying. We did that part. Found out I'm Jamaican, Wiguan. Bullet, bullet!

Yeah, you've been a whole rude boy since you got on that. You ain't stopped with it. You ain't stopped with it once you stand for some. Hey, you did what I'm saying. It made sense. It made sense. It did. All the loose leg, all the hardworking

I said, that's in Jamaica. You're Jamaica. Mm-hmm. No, ever since I stepped in the Caribbean, I feel like I was at home. I just had to find out where I want. I saw the Jamaicans in your comments going crazy. Yes, sir. Bullet, bullet!

Waguan. I'm gonna learn more. Did you see a motherfucker that look like that? That's all like y'all fucking. I'm trying to get it into my everyday vocabulary. They're like, where you from, brunch? They're like, where you from, brunt? I'm like, not quite, right quick, not quite.

Let's slow down, bro. They gotta take my time. I did my shit, too. I did my shit too. You did that shit? It was quick. Yeah, damn. That shit just came back.

What did he say? This shit said, I am 183% nigger. That's it? That's all the paper said. You said, niger. NIG. It's nigger. N-G-G-A.

Done. Couldn't even tell you where you're from? Paper was white, and it was black. Where do you get this test from? I'm telling you. Same way. Oh, I'm between three and me. That's what I went on.

That where you went on? Nigger. That's all it is. It had a little spot right over my hometown. Where was one? Mississippi, Oxford. That's that where you're from, originally? This is a nigger from Mississippi.

That's that, ain't? Uh-oh, okay, baby. Try to make sure, because it's crazy out here. 2020. 2020, man. Been the crazier, man. You survived 2020, man, you blessed. Hell yeah.

That's all you live, man. If you get in 2021, you bless, man. Leave everything in 2020, drop that shit in 2020, all depths, everything. I ain't asking what's your resolution for 2021, but like, what's some shit you know for a fact you're going to do? I'm going to, as long as the world be open and it go back to normal, I'm going to go crazy. Even if it don't go back to normal, I'm going to still go crazy. normal ain't even gonna be the old no it's gonna that's changing gonna be the new normal yeah it's weird I don't know I'm gonna I'm gonna go real big on my resources

fuck out of knowing people who really fuck with you feel what I'm saying because I feel like if you need me I'm coming through it I'm gonna come through a hundred and ten percent if I need you I need you do the same thing and I feel like that's how we can start just like with this foundation right here we use our resources You feel me? And guess what? Everybody in here individually got multiple resources and then we all put them on the table. Don't stop.

You feel me? I know a lot of motherfuckers, bro. And I'm tired of them on, motherfucker. That's a hell of a plan. You feel me. Man, this has got me going crazy, man. This is the longest I didn't ever went without like telling no jokes or doing no show. Sitting at the house all day, man, with these kids.

these kids trying to help them with the schoolwork everything in the world falling in the i don't know what to do i all i know how to do is talk shit i talk shit when it's raining when it's snowing outside in a blizzard whenever it's going on i'm gonna talk my shit and for me not to be able to do that it's got me you know i'm going crazy a little bit so i can't take it no more so you know what i did i had me a show yeah a safe one a social distance show Nobody even got out the car. Yeah, and I'm putting it out. I'm putting it out.

Because if I would have been outside, I would have put something out by now. This is not no comedy special. This is just some special comedy. This is some comedy that I did in the middle of the pandemic. And I want you to see it because I know you would have came if you would have been able to. So we're putting it out. Independent. Ain't no middleman.

It's straight meat. It's just buy it from me. It's direct-to-consumer. It ain't going to be no Netflix special. It ain't no HBO. It ain't no showtime. It's 85 South media. Support it.

Watch it. Smoke something to it, man. I'm just, you know, shit. By any means, we're going to get it done by any means. Whatever going on, as long as I'm alive, we're going to do some comedy, some kind of way. So make sure you watch this. You, Mr. Director, man, you fought with me for real, right? Okay, let's see this.

I got a movie. You want to go on the junk. Fuck all that people we gotta talk to. You need a production, we know production, how much you call, they're working. I ain't, I ain't that little, I'm not an influencer. Right.

Mm-mm, I'm an entertainer. There we go. You feel, me, so whatever they gonna cut the check, let go on and do it I says, and let do it. You feelin' me, what we ain't on. They ain't asking on, nigga. I ain't asking now, nigga. I ain't asking now, nigga.

Because 20-21, I don't feel like, shit. So many nigg on me on the vaccine, nigga, you better hurry to fuck up. Yeah, yeah. All these prescriptions drugs, these niggas taking, they still need the vaccine. They said, vaccine didn't even work. They said, a nigga caught the virus nine days after he took the vaccine.

He ain't take it right. No, it's in them. That's what they're going to say, he ain't take it right. He didn't take it right. They got to step him again. Oh, he didn't take it right. Is it the left shoulder or the right shoulder? Who stepped him?

Was it the urge of death? That nigger stuck himself. No, they did. You didn't hit the wrong vein. Hey, man, you know, the shit knew, so it might not work on everybody. What's your grandma on there? Well, they only work on SSWs. They're gonna find the reason why it's your fault.

Hey man, you've been having unprotected sex. You been fucking wrong? You've been fucking in you. Don't lie to us, we got your chest for you. You're not supposed to fuck before you're getting the vaccine. Not wrong. Not what you know. Not wrong.

Oh, oh, man. Not wrong. They're gonna be coming in the room asking an uncomfortable question. They're gonna be, oh. You got a sad bitch, don't you? You got your paperwork, right? Yeah, I got your favorite word. Yeah, it probably ain't gonna work.

Damn, that's fucked up. Kamala took it. Huh? How vice president took it? Did she? Somebody call her. I don't want to talk about her. I didn't see her sick.

But you know who I do want to talk about. She been drunk since she took it. I ain't see no tweet. Hi. Hey. We did it down. I did it. I did it.

I was right. They shot me down. We all be good. It's in my arm right now, Joe. I did it. Huh. Huh. Huh?

Huh. I said I did it. Am I on television now? I did it, America. I did it. Stop, let them get it. Somebody call it. Because I did it.

I did it. That's fucked up. That's fucking up, man. Somebody called Kamala, man. Call her. I ain't seen no tweet. I see that last video on her taking this shit. The one person I hate the most in 2020.

Who? Mitch McCormick. Oh, man. The dogskin bitch? No, that's the little. The fuck. The old white man. Oh.

I'm talking about the, uh. The bit who got fucking up with the wig, man. What the old lady, man? The old lady, man. With the wig, man, who fucked up this year, man? With the mold. This nigga's hair, man. I thought she's like a, uh,

that let the dog pet's just, nut of this shit, you hear me? But you just, your response was so random. The dog sneered, no. You weren't even close. This is an old white man. They've got a turtle face. Oh, you're talking about the nigger, oh. This nigger chin in his throat.

Right, I know you're talking about it. I see it. That nigga got the Lewy bag under the lid. The senator, the one of black, yeah, that nigga right there. All right, yeah. But I'm talking about the other bitch. That they got a burkin. Burkin.

The other guy who, who interviewed Arcare. That nigga tried to put a Band-Aid on his hand and didn't have enough skin to hold a Band-Aid. Who? Gail, I'm talking about Gail. Remember Gail fucked up this year, man? No, she didn't. She was the victim.

Oh, she was what? She was called a doghead bitch. Oh, yeah. Oh, remember she said some on sideway shit on some other shit. She did the, she did the R. She did the Arkelly interview. interview. That's what I'm saying but she did smoke other shit like she took up after somebody

they was on her ass. They're not a COVID shit. She did something she did something she said she brought the rich shit up right she said some slick shit. That what I think I had told me right now I knew I knew I knew the wig lady was up to something. But see that's what I said they tried to cover it up and make her look like the victim. Oh okay he called a funky dog hit bit. Yeah Call the whole, and that's something about a gruma, I ain't gonna do it like this. But he did call him a funky dog-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I think the ladies at the church have said worse about it. Here come this old, stanky, bulldog, a scape!

Hellf her! Jazzabell! You know, they curse hard at hell. This old... Excuse her! That's like, god, damn. Like, she's bitten that shit. Oh.

That shit will like a sound away. It got out. Is everybody in speaking? What's you talking to me? Oh, my goodness. But you didn't make me choke on these goddamn weed. Where? Old people are.

You know the moment where you feel where the weed ain't supposed to be where it is. There it is. Oh, it's supposed to be right now. That shit makes a detour. Yeah. Yeah, 2020, we had to leave a lot of shit, man. They're talking about, uh...

They said, what they said? Arcaree got beat up in jail or shit. Nika swam-on-on. They saw a nigga, niggas. They saw a nigga seen him. I'm like, yeah, nigga. Swung on Cal, man. You know, you know why the fight started.

Ain't he in there with Bill? They're not in the same place, are they? They tried to put him in the cell. He's like, man, I don't want that motherfucker in the out, man. Rudy. Rudy, we tried to fuck. Rudy. Rudy.

I want you. I told him to put the towel. Now the nigger kept asking R. Kelly to sing your body's calling and he wouldn't do it. Oh, that's what happened? No, but it sounds like... They do sound like, just sing it, nigga. Nigger, just sing it. Sign that shit.

Sign that shit. You sang that shit, didn't you? Didn't you? You sang it, so sing it. Sanging that shit, Keith. You got to vote again. Time to vote again. I thought we already did that.

It's a runoff. Man, you know they did. There's a runoff, so the time we vote, then count. Yeah, but they got to do again. You got to go for the other, you know. No, I did them. I voted for them on the presidential shit. You got to come back.

Why? So my shit ain't count that time? Yeah, it's some other shit. But no, they're just like, war knock. Like, I already voted for a war knock already. Are you straight then? So who the fuck didn't run up again? No, him.

Oh, it's for niggas who didn't vote already. No. No, it's not. It's again. They got to run again. Yeah. So Nick got to run again. What would mean they were too close to call?

All they got to do. do it count the fucking votes and then no it was too close it got to be a big enough margin they got it percent and he didn't get 51 and the other dude didn't either so they got so what they got why they just want to go with the nigga who got the clothes we'll go with the niggins who got 30 but there was a third person so that took from some of them so now so there was a lucky nigga who just snuck in him like hey I think I do that shit over it's seven percent of people vote I don't know how many but just enough people voted for that

nigga so now they got to do it's just them too Waw shit. Yeah. I explained it good. That's how I think it. You did. Hey, that's what motherfuckers are sleeping on. You know what the fuck be going on in the world.

Even if I don't. You make it sound like you do. I figure that shit out. Yeah. You be ringing, buddy shit. Damn, Warnock. Shout out the Raphael. Shout out the Ralph.

What up, Ralph? Big nose out. I'm going on. God, damn. Them commercials going crazy. You seen the commercials? Yeah. They had his wife.

Oh, no, I didn't see that one. They'd have his dog on there. He tried to have a dog on his commercial. Then they put dog, wow, yeah, Wardnock doesn't care about dogs. I was like, oh, they don't give a fuck no more. They just said all type of shit, no. After he had the dog in the commercial.

Man, he had his dog in the commercial walking and then they had dogs. They was typing. They was typing this shit, and the dogs was like, I was like, nigga, this shit quirk with me. Then come up a kid to that. He did that do a commercial for you. Would y'all run for him?

I would. I wouldn't. I would. You could handle all the slander, like, the shit they would pull up on you? I'd be like the real thing. It's not bad by politic terms. It is. What do you mean?

The worst shit they could pull up on us ain't going to be the worst shit you can pull up on a politician, I feel like. You can't feel me? Yeah, they can. Politicians don't have no rules anymore. They'll find the ugliest person you fucked and be like, can you really trust DC? I'm like. They just, and they zoom in. They zoom in on their face. Politician dirty, man.

Does this look like the face of somebody that you would share with your children's future? And they zoom in. That's cold. That's fucked up. This nigga would be diabolical, nigga. That is hilarious. Each of y'all, they're gonna get the ugly bitch.

You need them on your team. Do you really can trust this thing? They will, bro. They load out. That is hilarious. They low down. Oh, shit, man. Oh, that is funny, bro.

They're fine. You really think you can trust this in your car. Do you really want to vote for somebody who skipped most of ninth grade? That is hilarious, bro. You want to know who you're really voting for? Ask him when the last time he bought a condo. I'm the nigga he's running against. And I approve this man.

That's how they really throw shade on your ass at the end. That's the pettiness right there. Let a nigga, no, I stepped that shit. Oh, yeah. I told them to say that shit. Y'all say that shit. It was me, and I proved that motherfucker. Yeah.

Never see what you got. That's all they be saying. Now you up now. You are up now. Your turn. They're going to be in there. They're going to be in them. They don't find some shit.

All the shit you thought you hit. Did you know Carlos Miller had a side baby that was born in 2009? The baby going to be over there looking crazy. He only pays $2.38 a month in child support. Baby going to be like, I ain't nothing to see my daddy. Exactly. I just want to sleep by that. I heard my dad.

I heard my dad didn't run his office. They pull up, pull up at your side baby mama house little section 8 she's just standing in the door holding the baby the baby dirty they don't even say shit it's just slow motion and it's just paying

Carlos Miller only pays 238 in child support a month got snott running out of the baby dog baby little like Roscoe get your ass on did you know his side baby mama works day shipped and Wendy's I'm the nigga he's running against and I approve this master

and I approve this bitch they'll pull you out anything boy Clayton English uses an inhaler from time to time. But what's in it? If he can't catch his breath, how can he run for Congress? And look, nigger, wheeze it, take an inhaler. Some petty shit. He's stupid, man.

You could have been up 24 hours and fall asleep in your office on the couch. He can't stay awake. Is this who you want in your public office? Somebody who's going to be sleeping on your tax dollars? on your time, not in the state of Georgia. Who you here? Who you here? I'm the nigger who's running against. I'm the nigger he's running again.

I'm the niggins running again. He's talking about I'm the nigger he's running again. I'm the nigger he's running. Oh my god, I got it. I've been with my wife for 38 years. Ask him how long he's been with his wife. wife which wife you asked his fourth one that's 15 years younger than him ooh they get dirty they get dirty so when he was 25 my family has never

changed and I want you to be a part of it you want to be a part of a family that never changes or a family who don't know who they are I'm the nigga he's running again and I approve this message too they'd be like he's killing him he's killing him I'm gonna do a whole political character guess what his name I'm the niggie he's running again. That's hilarious, bro. Because all they do is wait on you to get a good-ass commercial and then come behind you and say the opposite shit.

That was a good-ass commercial, the little dog's shit. When he picked the booboo up. Put the trash in that muck, put that motherfucker in. Now they're like, yep, that was good. Forget what. Got to run again. Hey, but that's dangerous as fuck. Because white people dogs do tricks that black people dogs

you ain't even know a fucking dog could do. Right. White people dogs, no CPR and shit. For real. Hell yeah. These motherfucking then went to school. and Switzerland and every goddamn thing. Right.

White people dogs be having trophies and shit at the house and then save three snowboarders and shit. He's the St. Bernard. He dug out three snowboarders from an avalanche. You know, sometimes we just let him go stay in Switzerland for the winter and he works. The dog makes 150K a year, so my parents breed him. They make 13,000 off a puppy

and all the puppies are sold for the next five years. This shit is fucking crazy. You be like, what? You do not want to play the dog game. I want to play the dog game with white people. I'm scared. They dogs do shit. You said, Fluffy, go get my slippers.

Fluffy come back with both goddamn slippers and lay them by the right foot and shit. Tell me. I've seen it. I've seen it at. You motherfucker just take my shit and run out the house. I did a lot of work in the white community. I could tell.

Yeah. I ain't had white friends like that. We'd see white people. We'd see white people and thought they were aliens. There they go. They're like, who shit, the black motherfuckers right there? Why don't they're so light, guy, that. You know what's fucked up, bro?

We never seen no real white people. Like, white people at home, you think they'd be, they probably don't even talk like that for real. I know how they talk. Like, they think they us. They be at home saying nigger amongst other white people, like, what the fuck? It's not your nigger.

They do say that, but it's always, it's always, It's always one person. What's all my niggas? Like, how? One person that disagree, but don't really disagree, be like, man, them niggas at my job. Honey. Don't see that.

Shut up. They're not here. Fucking nigger, dagger, nigger, nigger. Nigger, nigger, nigg. Nothing's gonna happen. They're not tough. Close the door, close the door, close the door, close it. Damn, I'm in my fucking house.

Damn, you act like there's some niggers in here. Yeah, you must be a nigger lover or something. Fucking better. I beat. Damn, you see Tom, this is what I have to fucking put up with, Tom. Every time I say nigger, she always gets, ha, ha, I like the fuck. Like, she's never seen a nigger. Like, jeez. Damn. So anyway, my nigger, listen. That's probably what they call each other.

That's the joke. He just one up behind and be like, hey, babe, tonight, are you going to twerk for me? She just looked back, you know I'm going to twerk for my nigger. What? Yeah, shit y'all got going on, man. That what y'all doing? Damn. These motherfuckin' crazy. But just listen to white people, bro.

Just listen to them with music on in the club. Oh, that nigger, when you hear any word I got a nigger and they just be in there like, nigger, nigger, I'd be like, are you comfortable? Too comfortable. Bitch, I will bow you. Did you see the video? Which one?

Where the dude was calling buddy nigger. He was like, I don't care nigger. He got slapped with the iced tea. Oh, yeah, he got his ass spank with that I-T. Boy, that nigga got slapped with a mucro mango. I said, this nigga got hit with the Arizona big can. And in bus. He didn't come in wanting no mucro mango.

He grabbed it out in on reach. It was like a pils. He was like, you know what? I'm going to hit this nigga with his money. He tried to flip it, though. That was the first. He tried to flip it. Then he dropped it trying to be playing these wood.

This nigga tried. I'm going flip it. And then I'm going to go cross his motherfucking scud. I'm gonna grab it, flip it, swing it, crack his motherfuckin' face. Hey man, that thing's stupid, bro. And he dropped it. So he hadn't hurry up. He had to hurry up.

He's like, fuck it. How the fuck were playing up? Hey, when he tried to flip it and catch it, that let me know that dude fuck with white women. Because he was doing, he was way too terminated with it. This is a little for you. No. You duck.

Yeah, he mess with white women. This nigga is white. That nigga lined his ass up, though. I know for a fact that nigga got a tribal tattoo somewhere on his body. I'm gonna flip it. I'm gonna stay in the trailer somewhere, but I'm gonna flip it.

Then I'm gonna swing it. That nigga looked at it. He said, I do wanna drink this motherfucker, though. You know what? Fuck this, this thing. And the guy, white man were crazy. He's talking about, yeah, nigger. I say, nigger if I want.

You know what I love about the video, though? That didn't nobody say shit? Yeah, you know what my favorite part of it was? What? He did that shit. Remember? He was talking about how Jody got choked out at Baby Boy? Like, because they were fighting, then he let him up.

And he was like, okay, he was still talking shit that he choked him, but he did that. When he did that shit, I was like, I don't know, that's the universal sign. The girl, a nigga, choked, whu-whom, when the motherfucking do that. That's that you got it. Huh? I can't eat. Yeah. What you say?

I got what, motherfucker. No, say that loud. No, say that loud. Like, now I have my point you fold that. What? You ha. I got what? You know.

I put your paws out. What my name? oh no you got who got you got who the nigger oh no oh no you got oh oh the niggins oh oh oh that nix starts me that he said you you hard you're throwing up or what he was fucking oh oh he can tell but he didn't say it before he was Like, niggas, there ain't nobody gonna stop me for. That niggas said, where are you for, you, nigger? You got out. What is it?

You got out. Who the nigger? I don't know. You want to go home? That means you really get choked, bro. What? You really get choked with your boyfriend. That's hilarious.

But see, those ass whoop up right, that nigger always be like, boy, I can ever catch a nigger like that one of those. at me field I'm gonna knock his eyes up tell his eyes is covering out his his eyesack I'm gonna see right there punch this shit that that's I think that's probably one of the highlights of 2020 though yeah they let you know he's still out here Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get his place. Get all that. You touch me, you try to rush me, nigga.

Yeah, get out. Damn. What the fuck are you going to be? Hey, bro. I pay more property taxes. Y'all got a fucker is. He dropped somebody. He cut somebody.

He drives somebody. He got that old little. You seen it. He was. Come here, come in, come in, come here, come down there. I'm going to get your head, boy. I got to come in, come on, come on, come on. I'm gonna, come in. I'm gonna get your ass.

Come here, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, now, no, no, me. That ditty ran out, he said, come on, come on, let's run me. Let me, come on, come on, I hit your ass. Hey, man, OG, crazy, man. That came, man.

These nigga here, man. Amen. Hey, boy, listen, OG cut that baby, you hear me? He dropped. He dropped. All the nigga throw coffee on him. Y'all get tired, bitch, that. The other nigga didn't want it really no more.

The other one was like, that was, I thought he was the big one. He saw how that left came. That was my big guy. That nigga looks like, you okay, big guy? You fail? If he'd do that to you, he could do that to me. That's fucked up, man. Your partner tried to jump in and help me.

He'd get knocked out first. He get knocked out first. And then the other three walk up like. Y'all fight like hell to get back in the car. The nigga quiet for the first two minutes. God damn, bro. No, the niggins just look over. Hey, man, what happened in the rest of the fight?

Don't worry about it. You should have been there. You're gonna get knocked out early as well. Oh man. He cut that d-a-ass, boy. He hit him, boy. Damn it. Nick said, boy, come here, come here.

Why, hit your ass, boy? He said, hey, what do you want? Come on, run out. Come on, come on. Hey, man. He cut that baby. Oh shit. I wanted that video probably like 30 times, bro.

He was on the ass, bro. He was on his ass. And you get what? He kept it. gangster, he ain't pulled a pistol out, he ain't do nothing that, sat right there, and he just allowed the shit to go down there, he was like that hit, but you know what I ain't like though? Well, the nigger probably ain't know him.

The other nigga who was recording. I'm not gonna allow one black man to get jumped on by no white men around, not, not. What if it was a white lady recording? That sounds like a nigga in the back. It might have been, but it might have been one of them niggas that ain't a nigger. Like one of those lights in a nigga, you know. I don't want to lie to that to go down. I don't know why he's swinging the left,

how I'd be over there with the right. Like, you swing your left, I'm gonna go. Hit it with the left, I'm gonna go. Come on, left, nigga, ooh, man. Somebody gonna have to hit him with an upper left. We're gonna need somebody. This is all we got, right here, I got that. Imagine jumping in to helping nigger,

he'll respect your fighting skills. He'd be like, I got you, bro. No, nigger, move back. Watch out. No, you don't. You be like, God, damn. Look, I'm gonna tell walk to my car. Watch out, bro.

I need some room. Step back, my nigger, move. I need no help. Wait, I'm up on these white boys. Move, my nigger. Don't you see one of these niggins is knocked out already. This other nigger don't want no smoke. Move, world.

You're about to get a nigga hit. You should have jumped in, bird, move. I'm about, I'm almost at the end of the game, nothing. Hell no. That's hilarious, right? Right. Take your head home. I know the nigger who left when it said, man, you know, man, that nigger Whack had

the woof some niggas earlier too, bro. You see the other white people that just walk past and just watch and they're like, yeah, we won't want no parts of this shit right here. This shit happens. This shit happens a lot. I've seen World Star before. Let's go. He's on there.

He's gonna be on there about six. Come on, come on. That nigga got down tiptoe. He said, well, I see you. See you got this too, boy. See it creepy. Come on, come on, come on, my seat, see it creepy boat. He tipped tall.

Hey, but he knocked that nigga out for real, for real, for it. That first one got knocked out for real for real. No, the first one got knocked out and got cut. Sleep, sleep. That's a different. He hit him, cut him. Now he got a permanent scar. He's going forever think about that nigga when he wake up.

You did. He tripped out. You got a scar from a nigger that you're going to think about for the rest of your life. Yeah, because we're not about to act like that shit ain't hurt. like a motherfucker that next day. What? Head to the concrete. Yeah.

The nigga hit the ground. Hey man, once you get to be an adult man, you ain't supposed to hit the ground like that. Yeah, after 35, mm-hmm. That shit. First of all, your buttocks ain't supposed to hit that ground. Both of your butt cheek? No way.

Your butt talks. Once these two motherfuck, connect to the ground, look, you're losing. You are not losing the fight. You need to get up to me. Ain't a man. No fight from right now. Because right now, the only thing you're gonna be doing it.

No, no, I got a move. I got a move that I do. No, you don't. I got a move that I do from that nigga be trying to explain this. This ain't no ju-zit-su. No, nigga. You need to run, you are down. You are down.

You need to run, Sue. Get up, Sue. That's what you need to do. You need to fight, Sue. This ain't no ju-zit-suit. Yeah, no. I remember I hit the ground one time. Ooh, it was so hard to get up.

How fast did you get up? Man, I tried. He kept putting me right back down. You lost it. Every time I'd seen the malaise got right here, I was like, God damn, man. Went back down. That nigga were good.

I was telling him every time I was getting up. I was like, you're good, nigga. I understand where you're coming from. You made your point. I'm trying to go home. You ain't letting me go home. As you can see, I don't want to fight you no more. You have whooped my ass in front of all my friends.

I have nobody else to depend on. So if I can just depend on you to let me go home right now. I won't bother you no more, sir. I promise you I won't bother you no most up. If you hit me again, God damn it. I told you you made your punt, you jive turkey motherfucker. If I go home right now, I promise you I won't bother you no most up. You don't stop me for the 30th time.

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or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. You know you're losing when you start thinking and shit. Like, I got to get me one, though. I got to get one. I got to hit this motherfucker real hard somewhere. I ain't even know I hit the nigga. A nigga told me, hey, man, you did get one hit. I said, I did.

I said, you took a picture? Because I only remember him hitting me, well. The worst part about fighting. is when you hit a nigga real hard and you don't knock him out. He'd be like, ooh, it's a tough one. Man, I just hit this nigga with him. Shit, that time. That's all I had.

This motherfucker still want to fight. Normally the niggins be asleep after that one. This nigga disoriented in this strong. I'm so glad I hit him first. I got who moved on the old pie. Who was it? Bill Belly said that hell or not Jamie Fox out. Oh, yeah, he did.

L.S. said it, didn't it? But Jamie hadn't no swung on LL, though. LL said he ain't like, he's going on him. He was like, hey, shit. Damn, I don't want to fight you. He knocked about with the helmet on? I'm proving your point. That's the worst story to tell.

When you fired on a nigger and then get knocked out. They yelled cut and left that nigger on the set. Mm-hmm. Who gonna help him? That's fucked on the set. Cut, everybody let's take 15. Who the fuck goes to help him? Let Jamie sleeve it off.

Nobody touch him. The fucked up part is when he walked over to the director, Phil. Did you get that? Did you get that? You got it? You got it? I mean, we're gonna have him do it over, but we totally can't use that. Let's get another one of those.

It's not in the script. But he said they laugh that shit all the time. Ain't know, yeah. You're gonna laugh when you're getting up from being knocked out. You don't know what the fuck happened. Anything If everybody laughing, you laughing too Ain't no way

I'm about to knock you out And you get up and be like Hey, I got you But tell the truth I'm fine on your ass though I'm saying you got you got it But hey tell the truth I say

That me If I would have put a little more If I would a twist a little bit I ain't ain't gonna lie That's me right there I got up like Hey I remember a little bit

of it. I swore on you first. Got be fucked up. What if the nigger woke up and was just ready to finish the movie after that? He was on no more smoke. So what? We're making a film or what? Is this a movie or what? What are we doing? Ain't it given

Monday? What's happening? Hey, y'all? Hey, take advantage of this situation. We got Al Pacino on set today y'all. Let's get up for Al. A living legend. Yeah, boy, that is, huh. Tio, you want some last, but hell no, throw me to football. He ain't got shit to say, my name.

Oh, shit. That nigga, Ed, Ed will talk about that shit. It's smooth in here. I'll never forget when Jamie had that, he had to swung on me. He had to swung on me in front of everybody. And I remember I was just looking. I was like Jamie, you ain't ready.

I looked at him. I say, you ain't ready. And then I just knocked him out. Because you know, mamma say, nah, come out. You know. He probably played that the whole rest of the time they was filming. Every break, that nigga sitting over them. Mama, she'll knock you out.

I'm going to knock you out. Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for yes. That nigga playing that shit all through the soundstage. That's crazy. That song was ass. That song was ass. I've been saying that song.

His ass. That's hilarious, bro. Mama said knock you out. I can't believe that shit went. You don't be what? You don't fought with it? That shit terrible. What?

It's terrible. He should have gay that shit to mark and mark. No. That shit went crazy. We can still love motherfuckers that not like everything they do. I did not like that one. That was kind of like monumental life. Mama said knock you wow.

Come on. But that means your mama had to let you go back out there. My mama did that. I did that. No, that's what I said. Yeah. Your mama sent you out there. Maybe it wasn't an ass, but I didn't like it.

Give me the part that you just, they lost you off. Right. That was a, that was always a good song to me. I'm like a cannon. I'm about to explode. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Damn it. Damn it.

I hate it that point You know what else? I didn't like Something like a phenomenon Oh man I didn't like that anymore Oh no I was always I was always an El Guzay fan I used to be in the middle of life

I'm about to kill these bitches I don't know how he do it but I'm trying to do it Handsprung First of all that nigga came right on Everybody Yeah I didn't have fuck with that. Yeah, yeah, that's broke.

What y'all, niggins? That niggins came right on. They called me Big L.A. We've been watching you for 30 years. Nobody has ever mumbled that. Big L.A.? They called you L.L. Cooja. That's your name.

They called him Big L.A.A. This one I know it was an industry plot. What happened? That nigger had Pidi Pablo on the hook doing all. on the hook doing all the work. Well, hold up with Petey Pablo was on the hook. And I'm about to get their head. That's Petit Pablo.

I didn't know that. I did not know that. Did you stand the video? Cause we be up in the club. We got some holes in the back. There we go. Damn, that's with Pete Pablo. I don't know, I'm kind of liking it.

Yeah. Yeah. Everybody can get your head sprawled. Now you like it. You said you ain't fucking with it. I don't. I don't. They call me big.

We just skate like a motherfucker to that shit. Soon that part, come on. They called me big killer. Come on, big senator. Hey, boy, this is the shit right here. Yeah, it's, bro. Get a low, doot, too. Get a low, too, too.

And you know the fuck the part, I fuck with it. Damn, they're all the L.M. You had no, Wilson. You better get off the film three songs. That's I said, too, too, now. Them three songs really bother me, man. As an L.M. Three J fan, man.

What, them three songs? Man. But they were popular. But you know, they all go have their pop. But the name is the same nigger that made. Nobody can rap quite like I can. I take a muscle bound man and put his face in this in. I'm not the last mobby yo, but I'm an emcee rock.

I make it say go LL and do the wop. Uh-huh. But then you go to the motherfucking. Don't call it a comeback. I'm not fucking with it. That's it hard. That shit rolled. What?

What do you love? of that shit when you riding in a Jeep with no doors with a bad bitch. That shit, that shit, that's the type of shit you're right. Yeah, that's the type of shit you're going to sing a lot. See, some of them shit is classics. Like, who you look? This is how cold L.L. Kooljay is, though. This nigga drop a whole dope-ass, legendary song with a motherfucker, nobody even though.

Who was that girl on doing it? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You never heard of all shit else. She wasn't even on another LL Kool-J song. That wasn't even the girl in the video. They didn't let the girl that really sung it be in the video, so we really don't know who it was. Just sing and just saying as you know it, be in the video. Just saying.

What you mean? They called me Big L.L. Big Selle. You ready to go skate to that shit. Come on. Too-toot. This nigga ready to go skate to that shit right now. What?

You're going to request it. What? I'm a L.L. fan. You act like you can't like not like some shit. No, that's cool. It's fine. I don't, I don't think that. Motherfogers be like you hating on some shit.

You ain't got to like everything. I'm fucking with him. I'm agreeing. We skip a lot of songs. That's what we need to talk about. All the songs that we skip. Like what? Which one?

From artists that we love. Nika, you haven't bought a city from a nigga or some download of the album. Like, I don't fuck with that. Man, I don't fuck with this. Let me ask you this. You ever been in the car with a motherfucker who got an album that you got?

But they listen to all the shit that you don't listen to on the motherfucker. Mm-hmm. I don't like that. What song is this? I don't like. You listen to this one? This ain't it. This ain't it.

You listen to the skits. You play the skits. You play the skits. Man, you heard pink on the hook. Pink. This is my favorite part. Arianna Grande. All right, nigg.

Now, Ariana go crazy. She do go crazy. And he go crazy. But. But what? It ain't what I'm going to be here when it's supposed to be here. be here when it's supposed to be the shit you thought it was supposed to be you feel me the girl named she can take your ass off not take away nothing the girl who did who was on

doing it her name lachan she's now in florida as a photographer damn damn was on the ad lib now she's taking pictures no she was on the whole song doing verses the narrative she had a first she was oh yeah i need a photographer pretty much 2020 welcome back to the 85 south show We're talking about this, that, and the other. Wrapping up 2020, or as I call it, 2020. We're really saying by to this bitch. Like this been a terrible relationship, and I want to see other years, bitch.

Adios. I mean, 2020. Salvador Domingo bid you. 2020, we lost the Mamba. A bunch of motherfuckers got killed, went to jail, this virus hit. They gave us $1,800 total in stimulus money, allegedly. Joe Biden didn't want.

They got a black lady first got, what's the, she, the vice president. She now took the fucking vaccine. Ain't nobody seen her sick. Liggin, now everybody got to get a vaccine. Pussy's about to be dry. That vaccine ain't going to draw that cooch up. I heard.

They're going to draw all the witnesses. It's going to take. All the protein night. For at least a couple of days, at the minimum. You shit are gonna be cooch. Can't be the cooch, it's your cooch. Cooch. They don't know the side effects.

Cooch is dry. Yeah, they don't, who they gonna test it on? Us. Who? The citizens. Man, they better, man, man, they better, man. Nigger? Nope.

I'm trying to figure out how they've been to make folks take this shit. I'm gonna be in the back of the line. You hear the time I get close to the front line, I'm like, you know what, man, I need to go to the bathroom right here. You know, I'd have locked my spot in line. Well, you look at that.

I need to go to the back of the line. Back to the back, another thousand people. Stop, $2. $2.00. Payable gonna get it first. I've been doing these crystal commercials since I took this vaccine. 2020, we turning it up over here, the 85 South Show, man.

Hey. Turn it all the way up, man. Yeah. Turn it up. No, we turn, we're going stupid. Turn it up. They better get a good look at this trap. Turn it up.

We're gonna turn it up? Yeah, you better get a good look at this trap. Might be the last time you see it. Man, it might be. I mean, you might see it a couple more times. Yeah, it might be last time see them up. Yeah, we're about to step it up. We're trying to get us a whole night.

We're moving from the trap to the, we're going to a nice apartment or something. Going to a duplice. From the trap to the app. Going to a pit house. No, that shit George Jefferson. was getting we're getting the deluxe apartment in the sky in the sky in the sky you ain't got no choice but to have white neighbors hey George hi motherfucker hello I'm mr. they ain't never like each other what's up George what's up

motherfucker yeah I stay here what up nigger why you keep knocking at my motherfucking do we got to acknowledge that George Jefferson was the first black man to call white people crackers and throw him out his house on TV Crackers, honkies, Mr. Charlie. He got a wave. He walked on a white man's back. Yep. Steped on the door.

Slammed the door in at least one white person face per episode. Every episode. Right. And he called him hunkies whenever he felt like. God damn it, Mr. George Jefferson. Anytime you need to pick me up, pull up some of them George Jefferson.

What was his wife name? What was his name? Weezy. Oh, George, you're just a crazy man. Weezy! Don't call him a cracker, George. That's the lad. There's no such thing as a honky at my house.

You're alive, Weezy? That's one right there. Tom Willis is Mr. Charlie. I like how the nigger knew he had money. Yeah. A nigga jump out the motherfucking coward Weez. You see how he walk up to his deluxe apartment? That nigga.

That's how a nigger with money walk. Come on, man. This nigga was 5'4 with no roof. George Jefferson was only 27 years old. He had a whole bowl with an Afro on the side. Bozo. He was going crazy. Bozo the clown.

How he walked? 25 years old. Multi-millionaire from dry cleaner. How you walk? That niggin come out there, mother. He's going to wait to get to the grill. I'm going to wait to get to the grill. This is how cold George Jefferson was.

The nigga had a cold theme song. But then when the bitch went off, they had a whole other song with no words, just a motherfucker humming. And she was... Yeah, she sang to both of them. For real? Yeah, from good time. She would get so much money out that building.

Mm-hmm. That maid didn't want to get the fuck on. Flan's. Florence, I think it's time for you to go. I don't know where I'm going to go, Mr. Jeff. Brer. That's how Colton Jefferson was. He hired another black.

another black lady to keep the house clean, and she didn't do shit but talk smart to him now. Oh, John. He could have easily let her go. Many times, they needed each other. He won't go for her. He wake up every morning, like, let me see what this bitch about to say.

He kept, she kept him ground. Yeah, yeah. George, you ain't the richest motherfucker in town. You're right, Florence. I love you. Go get my bags, bitch. Why didn't he get crazy, bro? George Jefferson.

Apollo Legend. As he was. Man. We gotta get some more sitcoms, man. We need some. What we gonna do? This is a sitcom. James, need to go down and get recognized, man, for just stand down.

James Evans. Just stand down. Hey. I always had a job, but I always got fired. Fuck it. He's still alive. We should write a show for him. Like he made it out the hood.

And now he live in the suburbs and he got money. And he's still the same nigga though? Yeah, but he didn't got a new family. Oh, no. That's fucked too. Yeah. James Evans? James Evans.

Who are you with? A white woman? Hell yeah. He faked his death? A young white woman, too. Well, young than him. She's 40-something. Right.

Thetis. Yeah. They got... And they only got one... Like, they got two mixed kids. What he called that one? Them his mixed kids. What he called?

What he called? They got white names. Do we whip them? Like Connor. Do they get whippings? Remember they used to get whooped on their motherfuckers Because these are the kids he had after he got the money So he don't whoop no more

Now he wasn't really asked me You don't who's with money? No He on some LeVar Ball type shit That's the whole premise of shit He got some sons about to go to the league We used James Evans You're coming back

There we go Okay But from the hood perspective Hook them all the way But from the neighborhood Not the hood hood hood hood hood So tired of these motherfuckles But the white

lady named Dakota, not Florida. We need another show like living single. Five black strippers. They live in the house in Atlanta. Living with singles. Living off singles? Living with singles. We in our bag today.

We in the whole writer's bag right now. See, but I was older when I was living single. This went from 2020 to a writer's room? Okay, bet. Living with living off singles living with singles Wow

That's all right yeah Okay queen Latifah comes back Mm-hmm As the strip club owner Okay Mm-mm she does she the She the mama of the strip club You know the one that makes sure

Everything get Get all the money and shit Yeah she You know who I was thinking for him Who? See I said him Mm-hmm What he will Mother fucking Kyle

Kyle Kyle? Yeah Kyle Barker Kyle Barker What Kyle Barker gonna do? He's the house mom. I was definitely the same, he the one, get that money off the flow, hmm.

Yeah. You bitch is all, not dancing enough, hmm. Right. He'd be like, because you know, he bought him with Kyle, man. He bought a line. He bought a line. He could have win either way or not. Like they never said he would,

but they ain't never let you know that he did. He was fucking with Max. But it took five seasons, though. Right. Matt's been trying to get that nigga. You know, up until he got with Max, he was just going on dates. Max was just showing on.

Imagine trying to throw the pussy. He was like, why are you so? You know the craziest part about this shit? The craziest part about Max is she didn't even know she was fine. Max is one of the kids that was supposed to not know that she was fine. No, but in real life. Erica Alexander, she said she didn't ever know she was fine. Until she started playing Max?

She didn't think she was fine as Max either. Oh no, she had a little, that she was a, she was. I just see why she said that, but she's fine and fucking. She was walking. I liked her little long strides across the screen. She had a nice little gait to her. And she was a dark skin, she was a dark skin, sets of chocolate things.

With the little dread. Yeah, with the little plaques. Little plaques. Yeah, the little plaques. Yeah. They were burnt at the end. Ain't nobody going to say it, though. We're saying it, we're saying it not.

We should have seen it. What I'm about to say that Cadizia was the finest woman. I was happy to say Cadizio was stupid ass. Yeah, Cadizia went. I love Cadizia. I love Cadiz. I'm gonna tell you got this, ooh, we probably had to wear his pussy.

What? What? Sinclair. Come on. Everybody knows. You know Sinclair had that... It's always the ceiling one. Come on, man.

St. Clair had that wet, wet. That's my old team. He wasn't letting that go. It's slow ass. I just can't let you go, Sinclair. I just can't. It's just something about you, Sinclair. Boy, ever since you turned Jamaica, you've been in your band.

Ever since you turned to the roster man. I just can't just something about you, I just can't. Listen to him, listen to him. Every time I see you. You, Shinclair, I just want to put my, my, my, my plumb and stuff down. I just want to, I just want to come slap on that pussy every day, say, Cluck. I'm going to fuck you up.

Okay. This is the sleeper of the whole show. Y'all don't remember this. You remember after. Oh, we can't forget Regine, though. After Sinclair and Overson broke up, he had the other girlfriend. Ooh. For a little bit.

For a little bit. For a little bit. But St. Cla got a mind right. The Sinclair got a mind right. St. Clair got a mind right. Mm-hmm. Sinclair came back. Regine was the first one.

swapping wigs out right we know we ain't know you can pull off looking good with a wig she was cold with the wig and this I may be wrong on this one but if my memory serves me correct tell do you remember big lads they used to host rap city yes I think she was the lady dancing they did the kick exactly come on man now you that's like black history we got to do this whole offer man I'm not 100% on that but I'm kind of like I think that was the case it sounds I was accurate. I want to say that with the war.

I remember when Queen Lativa fucked up with Grand Hill, her stupid ass. She fucked up his ankle. No, she just ain't want to get married. She ain't want to get married to him. And she's like the other dudes. I mean, old the show. Mm-hmm. She wanted to be the other nigga.

Yeah. That's real life shit, man. She ain't want the nigga with the money. She wanted to be with the runner. That's how life goes. Hey, man. And how I be. Nigger the runner boy got more swag than the nigga with money.

Hey, man, what you try to say about Grand Hill? him. I'm just playing. I ain't gonna like, he acting skill with fun in hell. He was like, I ain't never did this before. He was like, you are, so beautiful. I'm like, oh, shit, Grant.

You had to be hot back then. This nigga know all the episodes, right? I knew, right? I don't be fun. You know, they didn't put Moisha on Netflix and now everybody finding out there. Moisha really wasn't a nice person. She was kind of a... Someone on the show?

Yeah, she was real digging. She was going crazy. Yeah, she was running away, and they A lot of them heroes that we thought were, they weren't good guys. Nobody. Like who? No of that shit we watched, y'all. Hulk Hogan is the worst one.

What happened? Man, they found all these goddamn tapes of Hoke Hogan calling everybody niggas in all kinds. Where? It's been a while. Yeah. It was a while ago. He got tapes of him calling those niggas, so he recorded himself. He said his biggest fit for his daughter to get with one of them niggas.

He said what? Brooke Hogan. He said what? And Brooke were fucking all the niggas. What he said? Big-ass feet. Big-ass feet. Wasn't no niggins stressing over, Brooke Hogan?

Nah, but what Hogan say? He's a bunch of shit, man. Go on land. I mean, that ain't some shit. He said it. But he said a bunch of fucking stupid, racist, that shit. Said some shit sounding like dog to bounty hunter.

Pretty much the same shit dog the bounty hunter, see it. I don't fuck dog the bounty hunting, man. It ain't a lot of people that I... But I don't fuck with him, bro. You know he died, bro. No, he did. Yeah, he did. No, he did not.

See, stop playing. Oh, my bad. Motherfuckers, you don't like live so long. That's new people. You're stupid. You're stupid. What I'm saying? Oh, he a racist too?

All the motherfuckers racist. I'm convinced. He a racist too? Yeah. Dogged about it? Look, we don't want no black people around because we say nigger a lot. He said they don't have no black people.

His son had a black girlfriend, and he taped the- And a baby and everything. And he taped it and said what? He just let everybody hit. Just let everybody hit. Take me and let everybody hear to him and say, nigga. Mm-hmm. His dad.

Hey, man, there's a lot of racist shit. That fuck, look. I used to watch this shit. Dog, Monty, hunkard. Be running this shit. Get them, get them. I'm like, well, you're running. But look, if you go back and watch it,

all he was chasing his fucking meth heads. That's all in Hawaii. Where they're going to run to? You act like you were saving people. Aloha, bra. Aloha, bra. You're going to change your life, bro? Bra.

Aloha, you're going to change your life, bro? He really think he's doing them a favor. You don't get a fuck about this dicker, man. Dog the bounty hunter, give him a motherfucking two cigarette. Take him to jail to face 17 years. Look, man, I'm tired of chasing you down. Well, bitch, let me get away with some shit. You're not even the cops.

Y'all got all these badges and pepper spray. You ain't the police. He's got no gun. They got a big-a-ta chop on pepper spray. That would be my whole ride back to it. Man, why you keep taking me to jail? Then you must be a happy motherfucker to see a nigga You get locked up, bro.

Type of a nigga want to be a bounty hunter. You get paid at the end of the month for this. Man, let me out this motherfucker car, man. He didn't get paid on commission. On commission, though. How many niggas you locked up? Taking me to jail ain't gonna get you for $300. Man, stop out of crib.

I'm gonna give you $400, man. Let me out this motherfucker, man. Br, I'm too hard to go to jail this weekend, man. I just took seven hits or acid at my boy house. at my boy house, that's how you caught me. I thought you were giving me a ride, man. Dog, let me get that cigarette again. Look.

Man, please let me a crap, big, man, man. I got the little fish coming over there in a night. She's going to smoke some crack, man. Look at me, motherfucker. Look how much cracker, my son. Nick, I got a whole battle. Prack, man. Let me out get my, my wife.

That way, she wants to smoke some crack, man. Look at my pocket. Man, look my first pocket. I got 30. You see you ain't got that on you, bro. Bro, I got some dope on me right now. I got my check in this pocket. I got the crack over here, man.

The business's been in the club. But why he, well, did he go to prison and then he got out? Yeah, I would be trying to... Yeah, for taking his job too fucking seriously, man. He was out there acting like the police. Nigger jumped through a window. This nigga swore through a window like he on that arm. But he was out there.

in the building. It was a one-story building. It was a one-story building. It was some steps. It wasn't even no building. It didn't. Y'all got that. Let me do it again.

Let me do it again. All right. Hold on. They weren't ready. Hold on. Set the damn camera up now. We ain't got that many of the brick. Get the pepper spray.

Let me pop up the truck. Like, they get guns and shit. Yeah, let's go to the back of the trunk. Hey, man. None did you bring that shit. That was funny when we didn't know they was racist. Got your pepper spray. Got your pepper spray.

The motherfuckers who thought they had their paperwork. Look, man, I'm not running from you, dog, man. I'm not running. Right. I'm not in trouble. I haven't done anything. Well, apparently you mentioned court day. What court day, man?

What court did? I live in. What court day? I got all my paperwork, man. What court day? Get the cigarette again. Baby, baby, stop time, baby. It's nothing.

I'm going to go down here. They're going to let me out one day. He's talking about this. I can work stuff. Oh, yeah. You remember he had baby Lisa joining. Maybe Lisa. Baby Lisa want to be on the team, but I've told him it's too dangerous.

Baby Lisa want to be on the team, but it's too dangerous. This is maybe Lisa's first catch. We're going to let Baby Lisa do everything. You're going to let Baby Lisa get punched in the face. release get punched in the face you better stop you got damn crackheads run fast in a motherfucker too man hey don't niggins were going from a apartment to apartment them for one tenant hey have you seen this guy they like no niggins you know it all the niggins die hell aloha man he in the way where

they gonna go niggas swim away from you it's right there i got a word they get in the water and be like nigg if he ain't coming out here get me fuck you I can swim I'm from here That's hilarious Bro Damn ain't no dog With racies like that

They all the racists Man They can't watch shit Who else let you down Who else let you down? Shit Nobody else Did you die

Didn't they? Didn't they? I don't know They probably did That would not surprise me I feel like all along races It's a proven Yeah man

Now that was male gifts That was Mel Gibson, that fuck, though. You're going to do Ali Barbering like that. Alec Barbering at the house. Like, what the fuck they said about me? He almost turned it off. And I fuck with them, man. I fuck with them.

Yeah, well, lots of their marbles. I never said none of those things. You got me fucked up. Mel Gibson. A pack of niggas. How many niggins? How many niggins come in a pack? Six.

How many cigarettes coming in a pack? 20. Damn. That's a pack. That's a pack of niggas. Damn. Mel Gibson got us fucked up. That's fucked up.

Listen to what you say, brother. Knickers, nicotine. Nigger teen. They want nigger teens to smoke cigarettes. They need it for niggins. You'd be like, you shut your ass up. That's true, though.

They want nicotine to be on nicotine. Whoa. That's why the new poise. You're here. You on your shit. You ain't bullshin. I tried to smoke a cigarette one time. That shit ain't do nothing.

No, that shit ain't the move. That shit ain't the move. I fuck around to smoke. Two of the mrs. Ain't nobody stop me. But I was like, that shaking like a motherfucker. Those folks were looking at me crazy in here. I'm like, bye, let me get some water.

I don't feel good. I'm 12 years old. You know a lot of kids. Watch this show. Don't ever smoke a cigarette. Don't smoke a cigarette. If you want to know what it feels like the smoking cigarette, go outside and stand in the middle of the street

and bend down and lick that bitch. That's what it tastes like the smoking cigarette. That shit ain't nothing to play with, but... Mother fucking pavement. I'm talking about that nicotine and that guy, and I was smoking cooos. Cooze. What the coo, the bitch went out.

You really was? On the 70s shit. I was on my cool shit. 12 years old. I never got to smoke in that bitch. My father's out of their bit. My father's out there playing football. They're like, little John, you smoke.

I'm like, nigga, I smoke. Digger, shut up. You know what I'm trying to be bad. Shut up. They got out of that cigarette were going, I was like, can somebody call up? It won't stop shaking. Cigarettes are not the move, man.

But ain't not the move, my kids do not do drug. I don't give a fuck. Who on that shit in your family and they're making that shit look cool? That shit is not cool, not do drugs. Yeah, drugs ain't never been cool. I don't know how motherfucking would be on drugs. No, you can't do that.

As I smoke this drug. Right. That's not a drug. That's an herb. Come on. It's a herbal. Dick. You feel me?

Natural. You're going to want kids to be smoking weed. This is, man. Organic. I smoke dope. Okay? This is what it is, man. I know what I'm doing.

You do what you do. And you do what you do. We all grown people, right? I ain't bothering nobody. I go to work. I smoke my shit. I'm out of the way. I ain't out there robbing nobody no more.

I ain't stole nothing. Huh? Nuff you. You hear me? Hell yeah, man. Shit. Man, man. Don't that boy's head, man.

I smoke dope. This is dope. That's dope. Hey. That's dope right there? This is the dope. Who I get it from? The dope man.

Where he's selling it at? The dope house. What'd that make this? The dope. Okay. Point in case. No more recommendation. But we don't want kids to think they're smoking dope.

Listen, no, y'all smoke a weed. The one more kid to be out there sneaking smoking weed because they'll make you do some sneaky hood of these. And some of that shit may not be in the world, kids. If you out here, smoke real weed, don't smoke no K-2. Don't smoke that shit for the gas state. Don't smoke that shit.

Don't smoke that shit. I read so much terrible, fuck that shit. Don't be putting nothing in your body. Don't eat no tadpods. Damn. What's wrong with y'all? What the fuck? Gushes ain't good enough?

Why people eat tied pots? They weren't. They don't even look good. Look. What your daughters don't taste like? Like an orange? A gusher. A cream sick.

They thought it would be a gusher. Yeah. You remember earlier this year when motherfuckers was going to the grocery store licking on the ice cream? Yep. Now look at it. Corona. I ain't ate ice cream since this shit started. But that's for other reason.

Know what going on. What? Teddy. You ain't talking. Licking ice cream? When they started looking that goddamn. I'm looking at goddamn ice and going to the grocery store. You know what's going on.

My motherfuckers start going to the grocery store making all them goddamn skits playing with the food and shit. Stop playing with the food, man. I don't like none of that playing with the food shit, man. If you ain't going to buy it, don't touch. Get your ass out of here, man. I just got theories though. They got damn cucumber challenge. That was starting off.

Some of it. Fuck that. But go buy the cucumber. You don't suck on no agriculture. Don't buy the cucumber. Don't buy the cucumber. Some things you just don't fucking do. Fuck that.

I'm gonna just call Wack 100. I'm gonna just ask him to teach me that left. He could just, take that guy. Come back. Come back. We'll be all right. We learn that left. Everybody get that whack.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Get them on. You got to be accurate with that, ho. Get them up. Get them up. He's like, get them up.

Get them up. Put them up, let's go to work, let's go to work. I'm like, no, he got clocked out, bud. That nigga, that's-ha. He got sick days right now. That boy, that motherfucker to go vacation leave, you know what? Oh, man. Fuck that.

He going to remember you. Sometimes it pop up like that. You never know where it's going to pop up. You never know who might be who. What they was at Hardys? An old man might whoop your ass. You don't know who. Who's at Hardys.

Not saying waggo, but I'm just saying. You never know. Fuck around with motherfuckers. You can't talk to fucking everybody. crazy they think they in them times where they think they in them times the niggins ain't cut niggins you baby glad he ain't got down same with that right he only gave you the left 2021 you're gonna start seeing a whole lot of their left i feel it mm-hmm because the nigga with the stove got the right that's the go-to he got the right with the can't soda oh he got

yeah that one came from down here about about the knees it was like he don't even know what Come, huh? Nick one he's trying to look at it. He was like, man, I'm gonna get a guy. Man, I'm gonna fuck around that nigga. Stupid head. And then he got up, like, I can taste it. Look, there he, ha ha ha ha.

That little bit wind in his mouth. Much mango. Mmm. He didn't know what he wanted to do, man. That thing was fucked off when he got back up. He said, I can taste it. It's mutual. That is hilarious, bro.

He said, I can't taste it. I'm telling you, man. It tastes like Lucha. Shout out to that nigga that he'd do with that can. Oh, man. I don't know who he is, bro. He's very underappreciated. And he got off the ground and said,

I can't taste it. Does that taste like you taste it? He got up out of that. I hope he ain't get in trouble or no shit. So the white boy, fuck him. No, no, no, no, buddy, they hit him with the... Shit, hit it all with a cold beard that time. Let that brink, lick, lick.

Fuck that moochemago. He'll be like, is that buddy, why he said? Bud, wise. Er. Bobby bitch, man. Nah, niggins be bud, we ain't bud, y'all. Oh shit. Oh shit.

What? No, I'm talking about buddy to hit. I answer is coming through our jeans. We smacking niggas. Hey, man, you can get smacking some shit. Maroons coming through our jeans. You get your super power. We've been had them, right?

You know what I'm talking about. We been had them. Yeah. We've been had them. But they come from a maroon. You hear me? Why, what? Lee, that wasn't he said it there, he should have got.

Oh, no, not to double up. Bro, that's how you got to get 20 to fucking out of here. You got to stomp with your fists so it can sound like it's hard. Hit it with the left. That's how we getting it. That's how you're getting it. That's how you get into it. He's stupid, bro.

He got hit. He really got hit. That niggins said he was on his tibbettoe. That nigg was on hit tibbertoe. What? This nigga throwing wrestling punches. This nigga do a chest chop. Let's make it.

Ha ha! Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What he do? Ugh. Ugh. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Finish him. And the announcer hyped the shit up, it can be the most bullshit move. Oh my god! It's gonna hit him with the hank of break it hard! The nigger jump off two ropes and then run in the middle of the ring and just tickle, niggins. This is stupid, man. Oh.

That motherfucker be having them dumb-ass moves, man. But that shit be... When that shit go right is right. go right is right, but other times you'd be like, who is this nigga wrestling? And they just make up names for these bullshit regular-ass move. Oh, there's a lumberjack kick.

Oh, double axe handle. You mean this nigga made a piece like this? That's a double axe handle. That's, I got to get up out of here, move. That's a... Oh, shit. Y'all talk to hurt. Y'all talking to, uh, what you got to?

Yeah, hit him with a regular ass chest chalk. You gotta see the sides of the Undertaker's hands Couple of those chops man average man is gonna be knocked out me Those chops the chopper you in half There's always the fans don't your dick I think he broke his ribs Really? You got this? This your shit ain't? Yes, sir

That one he bought from you? Mm-mm That's a nuttle That's it? That's it? No You got another one? That's the AeroCoop, right? That's a Monte Carlo though, eh? What is it?

A cutlass? A cutlass? Oh, that's a cutlioso. It's a 4-42, man. Oh. What is it? What you? 83 Hurst Cutlass.

Okay. 4-2. What's the difference between the Hearst and the Supreme? Hey man, well, the Hurst is the shift package that they put in there. There you go. There you go. There's a few different upgrades and parts and pieces on the car. Well, you know, they made, you know, some performance parts on the car made by the Hearst Company.

Okay. You know, Hirst is famous for making shifters and, you know, just random parts. things of that nature. We'll talk about it. Okay. We'll talk about it. Look at Mottigate looking at 2020. Yeah, he tired of this shit, too. What's going on? I need one of them shirts, man. I like it.

That ain't mine, because that ain't small. That is small. It's like the what you call. You know when the new cars drop? You got this. Hurry up. That's my goddamn, boy. Get my goddamn shirt, boy.

Mine got a hell to do you, yeah. Get my motherfucking shit. shirt, man. On the shirt, boy. They put that bitch on. That bitch, oh. Well, that nigga be working out in class. All right, now, everybody, get on your toes.

Everybody, get on your toes. Here we go. And three, two, one, I, three, two, one, ah, three, two, one, ah. He's hitting him with the Tacoma, Texas punt. Oh, no, not the dog. Like, this nigga got a workout plan. This nigga that took this shit to the scream, goddamn.

That's the twist of room. Amen. Everything. Stupid. What you want to leave in 2020? This is the closest to ever get to these ass cheeks. Rubbing booty on your face. Rubbing booty on your face.

What's you leaving in 2020? 2020, man. Everything that didn't go. Everything that ain't got down for show. Damn, for show. Am I rolling? Everything that ain't paying, man. You gotta pay me this year.

And I'm figuring out new ways to get it done. So, hey, we're on their heads. I'm leaving, what you call it? What's you leaving? What else? All the little, everybody get well, goddamn. Whatever the fuck we need to do. Sit your ass down for a minute.

I think we're good here, but I'm worried about LA, man. That shit, you know. It's different, darling. You a fan of the Poor Mines podcast? Man's podcast. There you go. Big fan. Big fan. Big fan. If I can do anything in life. Since I can't touch it in real life, I can

touch it to myself. You're going to go and look at the mirror and just do that. Make it add cheeks all day. Poor minds. That's an idea. I wish I had a mirror. on my roof. I was just slay there all day. Hey man, what type of shit is you?

What is wrong with you? You got to enjoy that melanin, man. Melanin do something to you. Oh. Yeah. What's you leaving in 2020 from now? Man, I'm leaving all that pussat bull shit. All this skews.

All, you know, Mike, let me show my shit on. Yeah, all excuses, all bullshit, all just fuck-ass bullshit. Motherfucking, that don't want to be nothing in life. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear nothing. No excuse, nobody made up the reason why they ain't doing nothing to move. I don't want to hear that shit. I don't want to hear it.

It's time to work. Let's get it. It's time to, you know what I'm saying. You got to prevail, man. You got to keep going. You got to go overcome that birchard. You feel what I'm saying? So you got to understand.

You ain't going to never live like. without no battle. You feel me. You just got to keep on. Stay prayed up. You feel me? So if I ain't fucking around with no bad vibes, no nothing in 2021, man, if I get any funny feeling about your ass and I start moving differently, that mean I got

a fun feeling about your ass, man. Until proven innocent, nigga. That's my new motto. Until proven innocent. You guilty in my eyes. Until proven innocent, man. He did it. He did it. He did it. A nigga thief, man.

Prove it, prove he ain't no thing, man. Yeah, you know what else I'm leaving in 2020? Motherfuckers can't argue on the phone around me. Oh, you gotta go somewhere with that. Yeah, you gotta go on somewhere with that man. Fuck is that man. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, you can't argue on your phone around me.

Especially niggas to just bust out yelling. You ain't even know the nigg was on the phone. No intense conversations. What, what you're talking about? You're like, my nigga, no matter how loud you get that. Can't do all that no more. No, sir. I don't even know if the other people on the other line put you on mute.

You just, you're yelling. They didn't hear you. They're like, look at this nigga, look at him. Shut up! Look, look. Just yelling. Just yelling. You know what I can't do no more with you?

Can't let nobody hold nothing. Can't hold nothing. Can't hold nothing. Because it like this, at least for the next year, I can't let nobody. No, man. Shit, I can let these bitches hold this dick. But I'm saying, besides. Put it all your foot here.

Four hat, besides what the dick on your forehead, the bitch can't hold nothing. Right. She can't hold these nuts. Bitch can't hold a conversation. You know, you know. You don't even want to talk to him? No. No, no.

A bitch can't hold my seat. You've been, uh-uh, this can't hold my coat. Uh-uh. Don't even hold my hand. I ain't holding a motherfucking thing. You understand that? Yeah, I ain't with all that. Let me hold something.

That shit old with, nigga. You got a stimulus check. Yeah. Plus, it's about to be 20, 21. I'm going to ask you, how long you've been on earth? You had 2,021 years. That ain't right. But when I didn't have it, you ain't get it to me.

Dinkin't been living in 2002 to a year. I'm just saying. The humans have been evolving for 2,021 years. That's even more than that. What about? Nicar, humans are more advanced than they have ever. being you got a phone you can get some money right you can do something right think about it it's whole full able-bodied motherfuckers who would ask who would rather

ask a motherfucker than to actually try to go get something right right hey whoa free money but my fucking don't understand free money ain't shit because you ain't got the you don't know the value of the money because it's free that's what you working get free money He's like, who, hold that, motherfucker. Because you put the hard in, blood, sweat and tear for that shit. It's just like these niggas that got their long, man. If you work for a 20 P, you're going to, I bet you had that 20 P for a long time. But if you hit for a 20 P, you're going to blow that shit in about two weeks.

Oh, I saw them niggas all up and down, Kelly. The niggas was out there. During the whole pandemic, every day it was closed, except the little shops, niggas was up and down that bitch. You can tell, my phone. I didn't even know what we're going on. I'd just go to the mall to get some cologne. I'm on some, some little shit.

I'm going to the mall for some shit. Some shit you need. Really, but some little shit. I ain't even going to buy shit. Man, the mall flooded. I'm like, shaw, but they're all flooded for. Like, did I miss the memo? Niggas in line.

They're over here. They're over there. They're like, yeah, you know, the folk wwam, wwow and whewing and whewan and whewan and I'm like, and this way these niggas brought their money. Came right to it. Got them. That's what I'm saying.

Came right to it. All the motherfuckers I thought I was helping. I ain't really wouldn't do it. No. They were taking advantage. and went straight to Louis. And fucked it off. And fucked it off.

I'm talking about shit that they big and had the sad-ass story for. Fucked it off. Nobody bought no tissue. Motherfucker got all that money. Ain't nobody went and bought no tissue. They went and bought a thousand dollar and you still need paper towel.

If I was you, I take every thread out that $1,000 sweater and wipe your monkey ass. Twent times with your stupid, wipe it with the thread. Now you got doodle. on your fingers. You see how stupid you feel. Man. Stupided-in-ha-man.

Oh, man. Bad on the floor and you don't win and bought a $1,000 sweater. Bitch, you need a bed. For what, nigger? Your children in these bunk bed, they are, they head on the wall. You hear me? Your child had on the wall. Bitch, you need to go to the dump.

You know, that's the dump. There's one of your dresses don't dresser. That dress of drawing on clothes Everything you need I'm gonna go to them all Nope, you need to go to the dump Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I fall with the dump too

Man shit that's just Where'd they be in there I went to duck one time I said but this ain't no dump This is heaven That's all right here This shit twitted all this is shit. They're like, where you at? I said, I'm at the do. I want all this shit.

You do that shit. This is great quality. Can't even fuck with it. You can't fuck with you? You don't like the name? You don't fuck with a duck? I'm fucking. It's at the name, bro. You go out there. He ain't a number of rent or something. It's a furniture store. That's all these people in case is really good. Yeah. Yeah. They don't know why, but. That should be cheap. I get all my furniture made by an old man from a small village. Where? Where? What village? It's a fishing village. It's mostly underwater.

Coastal. Yeah. The village underwater? Most of it. But he's down the part of above. But I mean they got one of them kind of houses that's kind of like above. Oh, on the sticks? Yeah, paint the picture.

They don't call them sticks, but yeah. Stilts? Something like that. Crane legs. They got a word for it, but it ain't that. You're talking about a T. Nope. A Tee P's on the ground.

He would drown if he lived in a T. It's called a shanty. Come on, Ashanti, with the sideburns. No, that's Ashanti. Oh. There was a point where she lived in Ashanti. Where the lady name Ashanti. Who's on with Jaru?

And Jaroos scammed out of their money. That was your plan. But they said. You know, white people don't say Jaru. They say J'Rul. They just say, they call them Jai. You know, we have a little event with Jai. They're like, who?

Jai. You know in songs. I take you to the up, wrong song. That's my bad. You didn't see candy shot, did you? I saw on candy shop. Sorry. You know that, digger.

You're here. You smile. They're like, what? You know, you're here, your smile. Yep. I don't know him. Jaru used to say some bullshit, though. Now you look at some of these rap songs,

a lot of them was on bullshit. Jaru came on his opening line was, When I first met her, all I thought was thonged a thong. That's what you thought, Nick. That's what you thought. Cisco song. It's the first thing popped in your head. That nigga, Jaru.

Jaru wrote that digger band did. That ain't a kid, bro, that's shit. Yo, them songs, man. They're the only thing I know they can have a voice like and sing, and be like, yo, my nigga, I'm gonna fuck what they say, man. I'm the greatest singer alive, man. Was he singing?

He was singing. You know why he was able to do that? Well. Because his first song was holla, holler. Hallow, hallo. Everybody get ready to get, dollar, come on. I ain't fuck with y'all room, man.

Why he let that by doing like that? He got tired of hollin. He got tired of hollin. No. It's murder. I remember that shit. That was his shit. I remember.

Child, what's up? Bobug. John, what did you do? He's like, man, shut the fuck up. You're going to go to jail. What was that song that he was on with Jay Z and on? Can I get a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah.

No, no. Who was the girl, though? Amil. Amil. Oh, my baby. She was so far. If I could. futuristic would you still put your lips on this wood and kiss it I forget

she said her coochie remains in a Gucci name mm-hmm febby went crazy what Joos said oh this what he said to me they had him in the alleyway when she said she started mixing alizay and vodka I was like nah that bit's crazy and she probably hit niggins yeah they're missing two to two kinds of clear livin right somebody going to get him he had to say shit on that song he Can I get a war dog? And me come in a hole in my talk. I don't know what the fuck you were saying.

I was like nine. I'm 30. 30. 28. I just round it. I get old. They're like, how old are you? I'm 30, man.

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You're 30 coming up. You straight. Yeah, right that point of your life when you're on leading on that. Just pick a A, straight up, forget a year. That's the best thing you can do. I forgot how old I was. That why I round it up.

There you go. I think at one point of time, I don't even remember me saying 26 and 27. It's like getting a year back. Yeah, I was just like, shit. Yeah, once you're grown, you've grown. Yeah, it's up to you. My 26 and 27 was gone.

I ain't even get a chance to tell nobody out of 26 ago. We've been, and they were like, how old are you here? I'm like, man, I'm on my mom, I'm tired of that. man. They're saying that shit. I'm over three years and realize I forgot how old I was. Why your shit say you're 24? That's why I'm like how old I am. I'm 28 now. I got two more. I got one one year left at some chain. Yeah. And my dubs. That's the goal. My whole dubs are gone. That's the goal. Thudders. I'm trying to be who. What's your thing going to happen? In my thudders, I'm going to get more tired. I'm going to get more angry and crankier.

No. I promise you I am. Get more understanding. That's what I'm saying. So I know the shit. I ain't. dealing with. I'm telling you I'm not dealing with it. The old I get, the more I understand old mean people, because fuck it. They're not mean. They just mean what they're saying on. Like they look at us the same way we look at motherfuckers who are like 19 and 20. They're like, you don't know shit. We'll get you all happy and shit. When in them high shoes, don't even know your feet going to swell up anyway. Oh, goddell.

Go shopping all the time. Nick ain't took nail pill today. Ask him when he had a vitamin in his body. Oh, yeah, oh, I'm a vegetarian. You ain't putting nail vitamin D in your body. The first thing the doctor going to tell you when your gallbladder go out, you should have had some vitamin D. Motherfucking won't eat no oranges or not.

Look at them. Look at them. Sleep all goddamn day. It's nine o'clock. Nine in the morning. The day over with it. And they in there sleep. Nine in the morning.

We want to smoke blunts all night. We've been doing that. Yeah. Yeah. We've been smoked blacks in the 60s. Ain't nothing new. Don't even know. That shit

make you stupid as hell. I want to eat Captain Crunk. That ain't breakfast. You got to put something in your body, man. Right. Oh, on that sleeping in the, on that old soft-ass metric. Don't even know.

You fucking your backup. Oh, shit. Hell. Oh, for me. Yeah. Hell. Hell, hell, you're supposed to go to bed at 9 o'clock so you can be up. Early. Hell, I get up and kick the roost in the air.

It'd be still dark outside. I'd be dressed in eight and all that old shit. Hell, I got to wait on. I got to wait on motherfuckers to wake up so I can get my damn day started. I try to pull up and get some breakfast in McDonald's. That's how they said. I went to McDonald's. I had to wait McDonald's. I had to wait 30-something minutes for them to cut the goddamn light off. Everybody's sleepy.

I wish the fuck I would get sleepy. Why you were in there work on you? What you was going to get a McDonald's? I went up there to give me two pieces of sausage. What you go here? Parfay and some sauce. Why you ain't at work, O.G.? Yeah, oh, hell.

Hell, I've been up there 30-something years. I can go when I want to. Don't nobody tell me when to go to no goddamn job. I'm supposed to have been retired five years ago, but hell, I just... Fuck it. You, y'all young folks got it all fucked up. Oh, man. It don't work like that.

How it worked. Yeah. You don't want to fuck all these holes. Who gonna go pick your pills up? One of these holes. And one of you, exactly. You think that she's gonna be on the next dick that don't need no pills. They're hot.

See, because dick get old. Pussy live forever. Right. Pussy is a turn. Yeah. Pussy live forever. Pussy like a liver. It can really.

regenerate itself. Even the bad liver, get right. Yeah, yeah, it'll grow back. Puzzle grow back. Oh, I forgot liver do grow back on. Mm-hmm. That's for it. They got a cook, they got like a pussy rejuvenator pill. Yeah, women can do it if they think about it's hard enough. They got a focus. Mm-hmm.

It's all in the mind. What's the, what's the, like, it's like a yoga, like a chant. They got the fold of puts them up, man, and squeeze and put a rubber band around. It's like when the lizard loses tail and grow it. lose his tail and grow another one. So when the pussy, when he try to open up, they're like, mm-mm. I can't explain how it happens, it just happens. It's a mutation.

What? The opposite of the blue choole would be for the ladies, and it would. Yeah. They just don't need nothing. Make it, okay. They could change. They died for two weeks and change the pussy.

Yeah. All they got to do is taste some pineappas. Yeah. They're very acidic. very acidic. It's not, some of us, some of us don't need all that pineapple. Okay. Viginas are very temperamental. That's going to be sweet and now you got a sour patch kid on your hands, this shit.

But the one thing about sour patch kids, too much acidity. Motherfurt taste like crack rock, right? Too much acidity. Hey, at first they sour, and then they sweet. First they sour, then they sweet. You got to get to that sour though. It's all good. You got to get to that sour.

You got to get to that sour. You like, that shit just won't stop popping. What do you do it? If you ever drunk water out of water hose, pussy is no match for you. What out of waterhole? Yeah. Don't tell it what you get there.

That's that furlough little squirt and don't tell it what's in there. Yeah, that's furlough. When you hear it when they're coming out of water hole, you're like, you got to let it run. You got to let it run. Might be a little spider or a bug in that bug. You got let that run a little bit. But if you ever drunk some water hose water,

you built for it tough. It ain't a lot of shit that can really. shit that can really knock you out. Waterhole water. I grew up our water hole water water. Mm-hmm. I remember when niggins ain't had a waterhole, you had to put the mouth over, yeah.

The little tap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. The little thing. Yeah, the little tap right now. Man, play me some get the fuck out of 2020 music, man.

We go on! Get us up out of here, please. We out of here, bitch. Please beam us up. But before we leave, man. Superpowers fully activated. I got to let you know that, man. We just celebrated five years

Hey, man. Hey! Gotta give praises to the most high. To the most high, first high. Let me take this off for my girl. God thank the Lord, man. Come on, Mary. Yeah, listen.

Who are these bitches on your shit? I'm like, baby, can they come home with us? You gotta give praise to the most high in the first half. And then we're gonna give a lot of shoutouts to, you know, the motherfuckers who love and support us. I ate one since day one. day one since day one's the real 85% is keep pushing keep supporting this man a lot of projects dropping in 2021 I'm still dropping their wine with the prenatal vitamins I'm still dropping the Carlos Bernard yeah come on man that shit

coming so hard that's the thing they don't understand is that I'm really about to make this shit happen you're gonna test it out you're gonna go to the factory I'm gonna get I'm gonna get some grays from Italy no niggins no hard-ass no this what I'm talking about to mess I'm about to fuck with the people who really do this shit take this shit that shit take like fabuloso you like that's what the fuck is that don't let them brought to you by nobody and then we're gonna drop a like a documentary online. Yeah, for the motherfuckers.

Yeah, yeah. So they'll know my shit. It should be, it should be like the legend. And the dude who's gonna help me put together, he gonna be on the, yes, Mr. Miller comes to me and we come together, we make something very nice for these. Yes, we make very nice, very nice liquor for the Austria or for you. Call us, but not.

Big name, we're going to make very big. So you're gonna talk, fuck them, some kind of crazy accent. Big good for you. It's gonna be delicious, well. Come on, I saw. I show you, what's your face? Come on. That shit gonna work. Yeah.

That's gonna work. That's coming. Yeah. Ain't shit changed. He's about the address. Yeah, we jacket. I need my jacket. This been calling here this whole time.

Y'all bushing. You got your light skin shit on. You keep doing here. I see what going on, T.J. Deadwiel. I see you with the tight braids. I see you see with the statured. With the statured. Get the A-I's my shit and carry loose.

Right here come my braid. So look. Yeah. Yeah, I had to stop it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, you got you stopped them. You ain't even let them get to the side. You said, no, no, no.

You gotta let them get fuzz it because you're Jamaican. I'm gonna let it out. Let it fuzz up. Yeah, let them fuzz up, man. You ain't gotta go up. Yeah. You ain't going nowhere. This shit, man.

Oh, take it down. When that shit it's, I'll be ready to take this shit, loo. I'm old, man. You got no time for no itchy-ass head. No, man, you're right. How long it took? I'm like, man, I'm gonna get this shit. How long it took?

Yeah. Oh, that's not bad. Yeah, so. Yeah. I'm gonna let this tape like two day and I'm gonna take it out. Okay. Waguan. Bullitt.

Waguane. Bullet. That's the Farreana. Well. Christ clap. I hope y'all looking forward to 2021. Here you come. Yes, sir.

Because 85 South Show is. Shout out the J.O.N. Yo. J.O.N. Yeah. Shut out the cat. Yeah. Yeah.

God. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody, Chadd, Craig. Taylor and Ash. And what's your name?

Skye. Scott. Chad on us sleep. That's all here, buddy. Thad. What's up, Thad? What's up in Thad, man? That nigga graduated.

Hey, what's had to, congrats. What are you graduated from? Graduation. Georgia State, what's your major was? Film. Hey. That's what's up, man. So you came here to get a job.

Hi, my baby. There, what's up? Nick, graduated, came straight over here. You know you could have got hired without graduating. What? I'm saying, you could have got hired over here without graduating.

You know him from school? Hell no, nigga. When you graduate? Huh? You went to school with him? No. I'm just saying he graduated and came straight over here.

No, he was here then graduated. Right. Yeah. See how that work? Yeah, we helped him get out of... See how to come back around for you? Yeah, we helped him get out of school. You see what I'm saying?

You dig me? Yeah. Oh, man. Congratulations, brother. Yeah, man. I'm going back to school, too, 2021. You are? For what?

I'm going to decide what school I'm going to go to in 2021, but I'm going to enroll 2022. Man, when you say this, a lot of people going to hit you and be like, bro, I work in the admissions office. Those. People going to hit you and be like, I work in the admission office, man, I can get you in here. I don't want the under area degree though. You want to get a real one. That's what I want. That's all I want.

I want. I don't want that. I can't use that. You don't want that? Yes, you can. They ain't going to look at you certified. Me and Clayton English will take some honorary degrees from any university that's willing to give us some. Me too.

I'm just saying. Y'all just make me change my mind. We don't show up and go to school for one day. Y'all want to give me some. But I want to go to school too. We'll go. We would go to one day of classes for an honorary degree. I go.

I want to go to a historically black college, though. I went, man. I want to go to a private white institution that has an equestrian club. He said what? Private white school with equestrian club. Y'all school ain't shit if y'all don't have sports did every school.

If y'all don't have a rugby team, you're not a real white school. If the soccer team ain't the best shit at the school, you're not a real white school. Lacrosse players get all the halls. Exactly. Don't want no white school. Give me black.

Field hockey. Shout out to all my niggins playing field hockey. They say Jim Brown was cold. He was. At that lacrosse. For real? Yeah. He was trucking them.

I'm glad he didn't play that. That was really football. Yeah. Well, folks, I hope you really enjoyed watching us talk shit all 2020. Hey. You want to leave me with anything. Hey, man, y'all stay tuned, man. More movies, more TV shows.

Make sure y'all go get that album, Fly Wormack. You did what I'm saying. Go grab that. music in 2020. Yeah, I had to. How do y'all talk about drops, man? Go ahead and drop in one you drop. Drop a little days and go.

We only got tonight, baby. We only got a day in the morning. I'll be throwing my own parts in there when I sing it. Every niggas do. I got my own shit. I got a lot of shit going on, more tools and shit. You got a feeling. Oh yeah, I'm definitely about to drop some comedy shit too.

By any means, man. Go crazy. Yeah, let's go. Just so I can go out there and test the waters and see what it's like to drop a project. drop a project, a comedy project, direct-to-consumer, just to see what it do. Hand-to-hand. Hand-to-hand.

It's a whole different vibe, though, man, because I was doing this shit at a drive-in theater. We're dropping that shit to 2020 over with by the time, by the time you get to this part. When this drop, when this drop. By the time they get to this part. We drop it. We drop it. Drop it from the future right now.

Drop it. You in the time right now, so it's drop. Okay, look, so check this out. Right now what you're watching is what I told you that I was going to be dropping you get what I'm saying so it's kind of like all the shit I've been saying now is the moment that happens you get like am I making sense to you fuck it the shit I've been telling you about is right now we are here we're there like Clayton said from the future wow I can't believe you stayed down this

long and if you just now getting to this part fuck you been by any means watch it get it downloaded direct to consumer that means for me like did nobody else touch it the dope is uncut smoke with smoke with this I'm telling me by any means yeah people asking why we why I chose the title by any means because it's the middle of a pandemic and I was really ready to get back to telling some jokes in some kind of capacity so we had the drive-in theater experience people pulled up from all around right and then it's just like I'm telling jokes on stage They're in the car, so I'm like, can they hear me?

But then I was like, once I realized that we had the shit set up and they can hear the shit in the car, it was gravy train from there. Right. Whole different experience, man. I want to do some more shit like that. Whatever safe. Yeah, like as soon as it get back, hot.

We gotta go back. So did they beep or something back to the ear? Like, you gotta do it, bro. What, it's some over there for me? How many of them over there? How many over there? Excuse me, I'm cold a little bit. You know how nigger talk when he cold.

You been a goddamn, you're going that motherfucker. Nigger be outside with one hoodie on in the winter, I swear he ain't cold. You straight in my boy, I'm cool, my nigga. You ain't got no coat here, no, my boy, straight on. I'm cool, boy, I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm out here with it.

These niggins, I ain't one of these fuck me. I think that's one of every niggas biggest fears is to be a fuck nigger. You never notice that shit? Nigger do everything. Shit, ain't one of you little fuck, niggins. I don't get cold. Me, no pussy ass jacket. Fuck your tongue, man.

Nick, I'm gonna stay shivering and shit. Like, man, I went to see Lowe's, this nigga go high. They're the motherfucking. This nigga ain't dope now. Lowe's thing got the VET money and got a pack. You went outside and performed in the cold, man. Nick, I was cold as a motherfucker,

and I was outside waiting for about a fucking hour. They didn't get you no extra shit. extra shit. Nigger. Is you trying to relive that shit not? Because it's cold in the picture. That's why I said when it's warm. Yeah, when it's warm.

Right. And they can sit on their car and shit. So goddamn cold. I'm talking like this. Niggas like, man, Lowe's goddamn on the stage doing the Bobby Brown. Man, this nigga couldn't even look. He was looking all over the place and shit.

Nika kept walking around, talking in the microphone. I don't know what this nigger was on. You need a nigga was telling jokes I said in the cold. That's drugs, my name. I don't do drugs. Shut up, baby. Who said that?

Nobody. I'm a nigga. Oh, man. I get reading too much shit. Oh, man. This is not reading shit in 2020. That nigga get married. You got to get married in 2020.

Huh? I'm trying to bring us in that with you. I was just seen a nigga get married. Bro, Timmy just got engaged his girl over him. Who? Bro, Tim. Oh, he didn't know Michelle. Congratulations to her, brother.

Yeah, my boy. Yeah. I was just asking. You know, y'all of age. Huh? What? What? What you're trying to say, young blood?

No, I'm just like, I'm fucking with you. Say that shit again, Robbie. We hit you with a little. We hit your head with a left so fast. Say that shit again, Robbie. See how everybody boils up the question? I know it. One day we all...

We're leaving that shit in Twitter, Twitter, too. One day we all gonna be married. Yeah, one day. One day. I mean, because we're some great niggas. Right. And we're going to be some great husbands. That ain't something you're forced on somebody.

Especially when y'all will be together forever in life. Bitch, how, I know you want to take my life for help? Yeah, we need to be equally yoked. We both need to know. Yeah, because I'm at the age where I'm no more surprises. Right. I need to know how much time I got left to do the shit I need to do first. Right now.

How much time? I'm just saying. I'm like, I just need a little more time to do what I'm doing. Not that I'm doing some shit with a bunch of motherfuckers. Who said you got to start doing that? I got so much shit in my life that I need to get yourself together. Yeah. Right.

And there's a few more shit I need to just do by myself. A few more things. A few more things I just need to do by myself. What you're trying to do by yourself? Hey, hey, hey, this is not the place for that. You can move better when you ain't got nobody trying to control you. No, it ain't about the control. It's just in some shit that you just want to do by yourself.

I feel you on that. Who knows? I might want to goddamn jump on the plane and just go to a motherfucker and my favorite spot. What's your favorite spot? Where are you going to go? I can't tell you. I can't tell you my favorite spot. Come a motherfucker all the way, you know what I'm about that?

What if I just need to go out there and just look at some water and be like? I give them the... Yeah. You confuse people when you say shit like that. Travel. You say, I got a few more things I need to do by myself. Like what? Fuck some holes.

No, live some more life. Maybe a nigga want to hold a sloth in the rainforest, man. Maybe a nigga want to zip land. Maybe a nigga want to see the rainforest. And Ben want to see it. And you don't want to see it with nobody else. You just want to see that shit.

You got to see that shit first. Because you said you was going to do it. And when you had the vision of seeing it, wasn't nobody else there. This music is inspirational right here. It's not. This shit makes me want to build a beer me. It's a much shit.

It makes me want to build a mix. and beat my cross town rival. I want to fight. This is the part where the words come in. Heart on fire, no one can change it. You can do anything you put your mind to. Live your life on the edge, my friend. Another level we're gonna go to.

That's it right now. If you put your life on the line and make it reach a sacrifice and got to take it to another. There's gonna be some weird shit that's come out of nowhere. We kill Santa Claus. I said we killed Santa Claus. We killed Santa Claus.

We killed Santa Claus. Santa Claus was a warrior. We killed Santa Claus. Yeah, man. No kiss for you, no kiss for you. But just like my boy said, man, we got movies. DVDs, comedy shit coming. Come on, man, more than a little bit.

We got some more dope-ass apparel. People have been fucking with this shirt trying to figure out where they can get it. We don't even know if we're going to sell y'all this shirt, man. Who won't the shirt? Man, a lot of motherfuckers hit me about this shirt, man. They don't never ask y'all the annoying shit they ask me. I'm about to stop talking to everybody.

Talk to them. Nah, man, they'd be asking me too. That's your job. Is it? Ain't it? Is it? It's not. But is it, man?

Why it ain't? Because it's strange, bro. I'll be seeing strange shit. This girl sent me a tweet. She said, I woke up this morning, and I was thinking, y'all should get Jay Cole on the show. I'm saying, son, that was your thought this morning when you woke up. That was it?

That was all you was thinking about. He ain't thinking about nothing else. Nothing else. Jay Cole. Jay Cole. You need to get them on the show too. She woke them up and thought that shit. We gotta get Jay Cole.

It's a long list of people we gotta get them. There's a lot of people we gotta get booed. Y'all ain't gotta do shit. The dope shit is that you're able to do shit. Because you ain't had to do shit and you made it motherfuck with the bull. That's what I'd have noticed. People fucked with it because it was the one place

they could actually go. Right. In 2020, we don't know where to go. People ain't realize that and that was the sleeper that was the keeper. Yeah. I'm about to start bringing everybody to the trip. Me too.

Why not? I'm bringing my brother up here. Bring it. You're gonna play the drum? Yeah. Please do. I'm bringing the brother. Man, I just want you to listen.

He ain't got no teeth. Can we bring some drums for him now? Oh, he'll go crazy. Yeah. That's kill them, bitch. Yeah, we're gonna bring. That shit muscle memory. He ain't, no fuck.

We're gonna set the drums up. Hey, man, we're gonna set the drums up right here. He'll go stupid. He'll go crazy. He'll go crazy. He'll say all this shit. Man, remember I used to work for, or win the fire.

I used to be the fire. I'm like, man, you was never on fire. You were smoking fire. D.C., for some reason, I feel like that would be one of the best ever show. Please bring your crackie in. I'm going to bring them. A nigga down the screen. A nigga down the street.

You know who I want to bring on the show? Everybody ain't even going to know who I'm talking about. But the motherfuckers who know who know going to know. I don't want to get South Park shoddy on this bitch. For real. You know who we got to do? You know who we got to bring on this show? Who?

Who? We're gonna have to fly him out. Who? Boy, this shit will break the fucking... Need to go crazy. Who? Weirdchair man. You gonna bring Whirchair man through this bitch?

Wheelchair gonna go goddamn roll in here. Yo, motherfucker, forget about me. Sit your head down. But we didn't, though. He think we did. We fuck with you, Weirdchair, man. He think y'all don't fuck with him? I don't know.

You all way people with them. He stayed with him with Carlos and Chico. Carlos de Chico Allway Allway I said But wheelchair man He'll be

What he out of man He'll be what he out of Heard chair I said That's how man he wore I seen it That boy crazy

He didn't did it before though He didn't did that before We got to bring We got to bring wheelchair man We got to bring wheelchair man He actually was fast to out the chair That was the scary part That's the shit

That's the shit to hand me a little shirt We gotta bring wheelchair man to this show. All right, man, you're gonna get the fuck up out of here. 2021. Ain't no telling who you're gonna see on this bitch. Happy New Year.

Fuck you, baby. By any means. Be safe by here. And we're done. Oh, man, don't break that. We out. Look, I got a long-ass drive. Bro, I got a fucking flight,

earliest shit. You go on? Where you go? Orlando. Oh, Ardando. You bring it in the new year? Yep. I'm going to bring it my new year.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Go out of here, man. Taddy, bitch, man. My guy, Ralphie. How you doing, Bradley? What's up, man? Good to be here with you. Thanks so much.

No, man, we really appreciate you jumping on here talking to, you know, the real ones. All right. all right cool guys so uh what's up red man we excited to have you man i appreciate you to you doing this with us our audience needs you brother we gotta win this race man thanks for for having me yep so so this is carlos miller of the 85 south show this is also chico bean uh our third member fly he just had a newborn man so he's going through that right now so we're gonna be our two guys um and y'all are good to start whenever y'all are ready

guys. He ain't get no sleep. Right. None at all. That's exactly what happened. Hey man, welcome back to the 85 South, so we got a very special guest. Hey, Loz, let me, let me, let me, let me cut you two seconds. I apologize. Brother Fly just joined, so we're good. Let's start over from there. Yep.

The new daddy's in the house. Congratulations, man. Where is it? Fly, can you hear us? What's up, man? There we go. You ready? All right, Lowe's, whenever y'all are good to go.

Hey, me and you, Lowe. Me and you're a Chico. Yeah, Chico's on, and then Rev. Warnock's on, fly. All right, welcome back, man. We've got a very special guest in here with us. Today we got Reverend Raphael Warnock. Good to be here with you. Thank you for joining the 85 South show

so we can get this campaign going, man. I think you've got one of the funniest political commercials right now. When you're walking a dog, I don't know who wrote that, man. But the comedian in me loves that commercial, man. Most busy. Yeah, you had a fan before you even jumped on hell. I'm definitely voting for buddy, man.

Well, it's good to be here with you. Look, this is an important moment in our country. And it's a drama being played out in Georgia. Who would have imagined that when the dust settled on November 3rd, there would be two runoffs in the country, and both would be in Georgia, and that these two races would define and decide the balance of the Senate, and thus the direction of the country, the work that we're able to do in the coming months and years, whether we'll be able to make progress on health care, on jobs, on justice, on voting rights, on criminal justice reform, a whole range of

issues. And I'm deeply honored to be running. Let me ask you this. Yes. My first question, though, is like, as a black man, what makes you want to be in the Senate? Oh, listen, I love our, well, I love our country. And I am an example and an iteration of the American dream. You're looking at somebody who grew up in public housing. I was one of 12 children in my family. I'm number 11. Clearly, my folks read that verse that says,

be fruitful and multiply. I'm the first college graduate in my family. I got there through grit, hard work, and determination. But that alone doesn't put me in the seat now, pastor of Ebenezer Baptist Church, Dr. King served now running for a high federal office. How did I get there through personal responsibility, hard work, and grit, but also somebody gave me some Pell Grants.

There you go. Some low-interest student loans. In other words, I had a path to a more prosperous and productive life. I'm running now because it's harder for kids growing up and their families in situations in neighborhoods like the one I grew up in. It's harder now for kids than it was for me. And so I want to create an opportunity. I've been hearing a lot of talk about student loan forgiveness.

You think that is real? Is that just a talking point that's hot at the moment? We absolutely have got to get student loan, student debt under control in this country. I said I would not be sitting here. You know, I often say I went to Morehouse College on a full faith scholarship. That means I didn't have no money for the first semester. I wanted to be there.

I wanted to be a Dr. King's school where he went. And I was able to graduate through Pell Grants and low-interest student loans. And when I came out of school, I'm like kids today, after four degrees, our two other master's degrees on a PhD, I didn't have the kind of mounting debt that kids have now. I had some, but not like what they're carrying now. Our young people have a mortgage before they have a mortgage. Right. And so, and that's a drag not just on them personally.

It's a drag on the economy. I think part of the path to stimulating our economy is we've got to address the mounting student loan debt, which has now surpassed credit card debt and auto loans. We can do better than that. It's not an act of charity. I think it's an act of common sense to get student debt under control. And it's something I will absolutely be committed to in the Senate. I had a question following that.

I went to an HBCU and also had a bunch of student loan debt. So my question to you is, if you are to win, do you feel it's important to, you know, direct young kids to get that type of debt? Or do you think that it's more important to instill programming and different types of options for children to be able to come out of high school or wherever they want to go to be able to have something

that offsets them having to go into hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to get an education that's not guaranteeing jobs these days. Yeah. Well, you know, I said I'm a product of Pell Grants and low-interest student loans. And so part of what I'm committed to doing as a United States Senate is strengthening our Pell Grant program

so that kids would have less debt. And then at the same time, you mentioned HBCUs. I'm an HBCU graduate as well, and we've got an HBCU graduate now who after John and John Ossoff and I are elected to the Senate, Kamala Harris, graduate of Howard University, will be the deciding vote on a number of these issues. We've got to strengthen our HBCUs

and our small community colleges because they are the pipeline that creates opportunity, especially for young people coming from struggling and working-class families. Why do you think that younger voters aren't interested in political election? I obviously think that's a myth. We saw record youth turnout here in Georgia

for this election. People are very focused on the issue. And I think that young people get a bad rap, honestly. I think young people vote actually the way everybody else votes. Young people, people in general, voters don't vote for politicians. They vote for themselves. They have to hear their own story and their own issues in the conversation. And if you're not talking about me, then maybe I won't answer. So you need to be talking about me. And so I'm saying to the young voters all across Georgia that I know what it's like to grow up in the hood, if you will. I know what I'm also a head start baby where you're

working with kids when preschool age and stimulating their little brains at that point where your brain is growing and developing. I'm a product of upward bound, which is a program that gets high school students who would be the first college graduate in their family. ready to go to college. All of those are federal programs. I'm the beneficiary of it. And now I'm getting, in the U.S. Senate, I would get a chance to craft federal policy. And so what we've got to do is we've got to talk about the things that young people care about. I think they want opportunity. They want, we got to get the student debt crisis under control. It may seem like a strange thing for passage to say. We got to, we got to decontent.

criminalized cannabis and because I come from communities where the enforcement has done as much, if not more damage to those communities decimating and devastating those communities than the drug itself. We've got to deal with criminal justice reform in this country. What is that what does that mean to you? Criminal justice reform. Like we understand the criminal justice reform, but we're trying to get we're trying to get like before that so to keep the cops out of our neighborhoods so we don't need criminal justice reform we're trying to stay away from the system altogether what you say like we like we're in a system that targets us is black men and black people black and brown people

so before we even get to criminal justice reform i feel like something needs to happen before you're actually in the criminal justice system well i'm a product of the things that need to happen before you end the system. Exactly. That's my point. Right. So I agree that we need fewer prisons and more preschools. We need to create opportunity.

The United States of America is 4% of the world's population. We warehouse 25% of the world's prisoners. No other nation comes close. Not even close to the number of people we have in prison. the percentage of our population that's in prison.

We've got a greater percentage of black people in prison than did South Africa at the height of apartheid. And much of this is driven by the so-called war on drugs that too often has been a war on black and brown communities. Most of these folk are, many of these folk are there for nonviolent drug-related offenses. And, you know, people are talking about that now that we're dealing with an opioid crisis where we're seeing

the same kind of thing that played out with crack and black and brown communities in the 80s and the 90s now we're seeing this opioid epidemic in largely white rule and suburban areas. This is why we've got to build a multiracial coalition committed to ending mass incarceration and reimagining the kind of society, the kind of great society that we can actually create. And I think we saw a glimpse of that this summer in the wake of the tragic deaths of George Floyd, Rayshard Brooks, Brianna Taylor.

We saw a multiracial coalition of conscience pouring out into our American streets saying that we can do better than this. We've got to channel that energy to the ballot box. and then from the ballot box to engagement and activism in the days ahead. I want to ask you.

I got one out with you. What are you going to ensure that you're just not another face that looks like us that gets elected that forgets about the people that elected? Because I'm a free man. You know, I...

Best answer. I'm not, you know, I'm running for a high federal office, but I say honestly. I'm not in love with politics. I'm in love with humanity. I'm in love with justice. And the reason why nothing gets done, and I share your frustration, nothing gets done so often, because what we've done is we've created a class of professional politicians. And their primary focus is making sure they get reelected. Of course, you know, if you serve in office, you want to get reelected. But we have a class of professional politicians.

politicians who are so focused on the next election that they're not focused on the next generation. I think we've forgotten in the course of this that there is this great tradition also that's part of our American story. And that is that we are a citizen democracy. We are a representative democracy. This idea that you send ordinary citizens, preachers, teachers, teachers, business owners, folks who run not for profits, folks who are actually connected into the community, you send citizens like you to represent you in office. And we've been sending professional politicians.

The politics has been about the politicians. And so nothing gets done. And then there's so much corruption that goes on that someone else owns the politics. And so I'm running for the U.S. Senate, but I'm still a pastor. I'm someone who's connected to the community, the heartbeat of the community,

and I am determined that I'm not going to spend all of my time just talking to politicians for fear that I might actually become one. I tend to be a public servant. That's the piggyback right off of what he said. I don't know if you can see in the background, but I got Marion Burry, a painting of Mary. I'm from Washington, D.C.,

and this is, in my opinion, the greatest politician ever because of the things that he did for our community growing up. And one of the things that I loved about Marion Barry is that he actually made promises that he kept. So my question to you is a lot of times, you know, politicians, they, like he says, say things and then forget about the people who elect them. But one of the things that I like to do is to have the people that I vote for, give the people something that they're going to be able to. to know and guarantee is going to happen

should you be elected because people have already voted so you've got to motivate them to get back out to the polls again. So what are you going to do for people specifically? Something specific that Reverend Warnock can guarantee the people who are going to go cast their ballot for him.

Yeah, let me tell you and I need the folks to hear me very clearly here. If the concern is that nothing is going to happen, let me tell you what will guarantee that nothing happens. If we don't win

these two Senate seats, absolutely nothing will happen. Because Mitch McConnell will be in control of the Senate. He is a terrible person. And he will do to President Biden and Vice President Harris, the same thing he did to President Obama.

He will engage in a shameless campaign of obstruction. They're talking about divided. government won't be divided government. It will be paralyzed government, dysfunctional government. They will block everything that we try to do.

And so if people are concerned that nothing is going to happen, the best response to that is to get back out and vote in this runoff. Because if we don't win these Senate seats, absolutely nothing will happen. You can be certain of that. But if I win this seat and John Ossoff wins his seat, we will be 50-50, which means effectively we will control the Senate.

Kamala Harris, a great graduate of an HBCU, Howard University. You all make a market that a Morehouse man said something nice about Howard, I think, twice on this podcast. Exactly. She'll be the deciding vote. And what that means is, number one, we can get this virus under control, stop playing games, have a national coordinated strategy. it is disproportionately killing black and brown communities. We can get COVID relief that centers the pain and the concerns of workers and small businesses.

We can get this vaccine distributed safely and efficiently. It means that we can make sure that we strengthen the Affordable Care Act rather than trying to destroy the Affordable Care Act, which is what they want to do. I mean, they've literally had dozens of votes to destroy the Affordable Care Act. And it means that people with pre-existing conditions, and here's one of those words you're here in politics, pre-existing conditions, pre-existing conditions. What are we talking about? I'm talking about your auntie who has diabetes. I'm talking about you or the person in your family who has hypertension.

I'm talking about the person who is a cancer survivor or a COVID survivor. I'm talking about the young person, the child who has asthma. All of those are preexisting conditions. And if they have their way, the insurance companies would absolutely be able to deny you coverage. And so your health care is on the ballot. COVID relief is on the ballot. Jobs are on the ballot. We keep calling the folks we've been ignoring and diminishing essential workers.

to pay them an essential wage, provide them essential benefits, and voting rights finally is on the ballot. You know, they passed the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act in the House, and it's important because the Supreme Court gutted Section 4 of the Voting Rights Act in 2013 told the Congress to fix it. They finally passed something in the House on 2019. Where is that sitting right now? is sitting in a graveyard called Mitch McConnell's desk.

He won't even put it up for a vote. Even as he was praising John Lewis after he died, he is literally trying to kill the man's life's work. Send us to the Senate. Give us the majority we need so that we can get progress on health care, on jobs, on justice. I'll tell you one thing.

You got one of the dopest names I've ever heard in my life, Warnock. And I love how you leave the Reverend on that. I know, Reverend Warnock. That sounds like an Xbox game. Like you got one of the dopest names. You know, it's just, that sounds amazing. You know what I mean?

When I heard it, I was like, Warnock. That sounds like somebody don't play no game. So hopefully, you know, this will help people get, you know, motivated to get back out to the polls because I know it's probably a very difficult task to get people to get back out and vote after all of the, you know, the stress and strain this previous election. So hopefully this will help people and motivate people to get back

out to the polls and help Reverend Warnock get in the Senate because I- Let me ask him something. You know, I'm a Reverend too. Yes, sir. He also is a reverend. You don't know. I'm ordained minister myself. So I wanted to ask you, how is everything over there Ebenezer Baptist? Is anything coming up in the community? You know, that's a historically black church. So we want to make sure that you got everything you need as far as community resources over there, whatever you got going on with your campaign. Is there anything coming up around, you know, the church community over there? You know, as far as with the election and all that.

Well, you know that the church's website, there's always something going on at Ebenezer. Right. And look, we're the spiritual home of Martin de Kane Jr. and John Lewis, but we have never rested on the laurels of our historic achievement. We're not one of those churches as, you know, always glad to say we're a historic church. The question is, what are you going to do with all of that power? People know who you are because of the work of Dr. King. The question that I've always asked myself, and I've been there 15 years now, is what are you going to do with it? And so we've tried to use that influence

to push on health care reform to make sure we have affordable health care. My church raises money to bail poor people out of jail who are there, not because they're dangerous, but because they can't afford the bail money. We've been pushing on bail reform. We had the first one-stop shop where we were expunging the criminal arrest records of people who've been arrested, never been convicted of anything, but they can't get housing, can't get a job because they have an arrest record. This is the work that I've been doing. We built a community center in the height of the recession. I was so proud because Ebenezer might be a famous church, but we're not a rich church.

I wish we had the money to go along with our historic renown. We'd have resources enough to do anything, but we don't. But with the resources we have and with our partners, I was so proud that we had cranes going up in the air, building a community center, multi-million dollar community center, in the middle of the Great Recession. And in that center, we put a job center,

we put a financial literacy center, whose job it was to teach people how to improve their credit, how to move from being renters to homeowners, and how to start a business. This is the work that we do. We've registered voters. We do it on Sunday morning.

And so my run for the Senate is a continuation of my life commitment to work. I've never thought that my influence stops at the church door. That's where it starts. And that's why I'm running for the U.S. Senate. Man, that's beautiful. I love to hear that because I always say that there's not enough programs in our communities that give guys who are influential motivation to stay out of the trouble that got them, you know,

put in jail and put in prison and all of that. So if you've already done that, I can just say that, you know, I hope people see this and get out and vote for you because we need a whole lot more that all across, not just Georgia, but just whole country, man. So salutes you to set in that example. We have been a war knock. River. And just know, we don't write out, Reverend Warnock,

we got to meet me and Carlos going to write your a bell bondsman show, and that's going to be the doziest show on TV. Biblical bell bonds by Reverend Raphael Warnock. I like it. Clean up churches that ain't doing right. That would be dope. I was going to ask you about this since you come from a huge family, a 12 kid.

Is there anything specific in your platform for the black people? like families or single mothers or, you know, people, I want to say like non-conventional households. That's what I think that might be the best way to put it. It's like, what's, what's in your platform that's going to be able to help some of these families that are struggling through times right now? Well, I mean, mine is a public policy focus that centers the concerns of ordinary people, working families. And that includes families led, you know, where you've got single parents, all kinds of families. And, I mean, that's what I've tried to do as a pastor.

That's what I'll do in the U.S. Senate. We've got to provide people part of the infrastructure that we need to build. And so one of the things that we didn't talk about, and maybe I'll come back and talk about it on another occasion, is our need for investment in the infrastructure of our country. That we need to repair our bridges, roads. We need high-speed rail. We need green infrastructure, green jobs that focus on green energy.

But part of the infrastructure that we need to build also is child care infrastructure. You know, sad news for all of us on this. podcast, we might think we're pretty smart. We'll never be as brilliant as we were between ages of zero and four. That's really when it's happening. Your brain is literally growing. And the science shows that if you, the parts of the brain that you don't engage during that time actually atrophy. So your life is being set in ways that are just, that are formative between ages of zero and four. And so as a head start baby, another good fellow. program. You know, it's so important that we provide child care infrastructure so that while

parents are going to work, going to school, their kids are not simply being left with a babysitter, but being left where in a place and with well-trained, well-paid professionals who are making sure that those neurons while they're firing, when you can really learn language and languages that they're being engaged verbally and otherwise. That's how you answer the issue around our massive, that's part of the answer, to our massive criminal, our massive carcels system. Part of what we've got to do is we've got to invest

on those kinds of things on the front end rather than trying to repair people on the back end. that's good but wherever more than I really really appreciate you coming on I know I'm saying it's early for a lot of folks but you're already up doing the work this necessary man so salute to you for that

and like I said I hope this really helps motivate people to get back out in the polls and get this done because this is a pivotal point you know what I mean it's like all eyes are on Georgia right now it's amazing so you know what I mean I hope that this helps the people understand the importance of getting out

and voting again and getting you and what did you say the gentleman's name was Osloh? John Osloff. John Osloff. Yeah, getting you guys in the Senate so we can really get some things done and you know it doesn't look like you have a problem with being held accountable man.

So that's very, you know, motivational for young guys like us who, you know, need that type of motivation. Of course I don't have, look, man. I'm the pastor of a Baptist church. Of course, I can be held, I got a deacon boy. You ever been there? The first mother's going to ask some hard questions.

Yeah, I'm talking about the mother's boy. That's even more. Well, look, Rev, I just want to make sure that you drop all your, like all your platforms where people can catch up with you and be a part of this movement. Like, is there any way they can contact you via Facebook or social media or website or, you know, what's the best way to keep up of what you have going on? Glad you asked.

Please go to Warnock for Georgia.com. Warnock for Georgia.com. You can give, you can volunteer, and you don't even have to leave your state. If you don't live in Georgia, you can still volunteer for my campaign. You know, everybody's asking, you know, there are a lot of folks who are excited about,

and I'm glad about what's going on in Georgia and they want to come here. We're not encouraging a lot of people to come here in the middle of a COVID-19 pandemic. we've got boots on the ground, but you can volunteer digitally. So if you're thinking about taking that Gladys Night, Midnight train to Georgia, take a virtual train to Georgia. Go to my website and there you can volunteer right from where you are. And you can text and send postcards to the people in Georgia reminding them that early voting starts December 14th and election day is January 5th.

well just know we will always extend that platform to you whatever you have going on we look forward to working with you on some of these community projects in the future definitely going to stop by ebeneez of baptist church and get into the job saying whatever we can do even outside of this election and runoff man i just feel like you you're one of those brothers that definitely have a head a level head on the shoulder that's doing good work in the community and we will definitely be reaching out to do some more things in the future. Great. Come on back. Keep the faith, everybody. All right, man. Thank you. We appreciate it. Reverend Warnock. Thanks, man. All right, y'all. Let me reset. Actually, the Breakfast Club is probably about

45 minutes, but y'all killed that, man. 45 minutes? No, I'm sorry. It starts at 9.45. So I said that wrong. I apologize. So let me find a link. That might be a separate link. Yeah, I think it is. Did you send it? You probably got to go out of this. Yeah.

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