The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - OMB PEEZY in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

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You been like, oh. We got a video. We got a video. Y'all didn't go out. Oh, I was shooting today. I was just telling my smooth, this is the smoothest, I know. Yeah. When you shoot my school. This video? Yeah, whatever.

I had shot the video on. When you shoot something, I'm pulling up in the old school, man. I'm working on these, um. Come on back old school. I know you need a box every son. You're old Alabama, me. I'm working on these movies right now. I got three songs.

I see that. I see it. Yeah. I got three songs that on my deluxe, my tape card diary of a crash on. So on the deluxe, I put three diaries. I put Brenda's diary, Sean's diary, and the broken mom's diary. Brenda is a spin-off for Tupac Brenda got a baby, you feel him, but it's Brenda's diary. And Shun's diary, Sean's diary, I'm playing for y'all for Ali, but Sean's diary,

that's Brenda's baby father, and the broken mom's diary, that's Sean's mom, because he ended up passing away. I'm trying to fuck you up. But she's thinking he had cheating all night, she texts in his phone. She does say she on his head. She called his mama like, and his mama like, what the fuck? Like, that's y'all business. Y'all grown. Why you just won't leave him if you think he's cheating?

She's pregnant at the house. There's all the type of shit going on. You still told on the folks. Yeah, yeah. That's your heart. I'll fend to fuck you up right quick. You ever seen boys in the hood? Yeah.

You know, little Chris in the wheelchair. Yeah. He married to Brenda from Brenda's got a baby. No one. The two-part video. They've been married for a long time. Hey, Chris in the wheelchair and Brenda got a baby. Yeah.

Brenda. She went a little creed, nigga. I need to hide that up. She around? She was a little creed? Actually, the, uh... The girl that two-part wrote, Brenda's got a baby. Yeah, yeah, give me some history, yeah, yeah. He just went on somebody podcast, and he just found out

that that was his mama park. What's talking about? So the girl in the video, that was Brenda Ferreed. Well, that wasn't the real Brenda, but in the video... Okay, because Brenda had a baby. Brenda had a baby, for real for real. Yeah. But they're like the baby in the video that he would hold him.

That crazy niggins don't kept up with Brenda Baby. Yeah. They kept on the baby. He just was on a podcast. The baby was in Vegas. How old Brin the baby is? He's about 25 now. Probably 30.

I'm about 28-8-10, Brin the baby. Come on an aisle in the river. That trauma, boy. That's for Brun the-A. You know, I'm the AR for J-O-N and the other J-O-N. God damn. I got D.C., Young Fly, A, my artist, and then I'm in a man. Jay-O-Winn on the production side, too.

Oh, yeah, for sure. I got three-six years. You're talking about the match-o-in. That's what I'm saying. That's basically what you're telling me, like, you're going to text me. Not, what I'm going to say is, J-O-N, I just got you the placement on the album.

Okay. Now, if we're in the yo now, what you're going to pull up? Let's see, let's see. I know you got one over there. But one got a smooth one. Come on, man. Who's here? Who to him book this ass?

I'm not trying to expand your career, man. Somebody come get these shit. man. Somebody, who put this ass in my shit? Come on, man. What the fuck is? The bag scraps? It's a titty squeezer.

That shit gonna hurt. That's gonna hurt. That bitch got teeth. Oh. Yo. So this the one you want P's in? I think it's gonna be cool, man. You think that's the one?

That's single. Say you're storytelling, right? Cool. Uh-huh. You gonna start the story? I woke up like there, had to put my clothes on, had to figure out, what I'm fin to do. Thought that.

Go ahead, go on here, go drop them, kid our bitch school. Yeah, back on down in the street. Yeah, gotta go ahead get the heat. Yeah, fuck around see a nigga Creek. Yeah, I'm up here QT. Hey, they pulled up on me. Who me, nigga, that's peeve. I was at the house.

I was halfway sleep. Didn't knock that the door did not hear the shit beat. Damn, Carlos, he in the car beat. Damn, damn, he in the car sleep. Damn, last night he was fucking with a freak. Then I pulled up on D.C. And we was geek. Yeah.

You're right. But the pollie came. through here, they're looking for somebody. I met the crew with a hoe. She's trying to catch a body. She's looking on my body. But she didn't fuck there, but she didn't fuck there, but I don't really give her

a fuck smoking weed with the bitch, and we still had a party. So a home girl pull up. Yeah, yeah. She then came in the house. I'm trying to see, hey, what they're talking about? You know, I'm walking around the kitchen.

You know what I'm getting busy. I had it watching in the kitchen. I had it watching in the kitchen. I made the best do the dish. Yeah what, that just reminded me though Remember I was up at the QT I was talking about holes at the stove They were like they were feeling to go

Dill with a nigger named car load But I ain't know they were talking about you Man, you hit them holes on the low A lot of niggas getting money But they won't spend it I'm a trick-ass nigga Took my young hole letter Had a ball at Lennox

But they dropped up about five But the bitch made it look like 10 She'd have got all on Snapchat And post in front of her Uh-huh, you're saying like the bitch with the print? Yeah. The friend with the best? Yeah.

The one they see me in. Yeah. Then I had to go spend. Yeah. I didn't even know that was a problem. And you're my problem. So I had to go and stop me. I ain't know that.

You ain't know that? No, I ain't said. I keep it real. Yeah. You might see me out with a fake ho. Yeah. Bix make money on only fash in a shit about your nigger. Drakeo.

Yeah. Type of nigg. Yeah. She'd be calling on even else trying to dodge it. But she said, She just got a lick. And she's about to buy a nigga charge you.

Oh, you're a fucking That hair cat. She's like sucking on dick. And swat on the semen. You heard of that. She wrote me, land right, I wrote me. Yeah.

And pull the bonnet. That was a dick. We put it on that one, bro. Play me that other one. We were D-D-N-A-N-O-Signed. Oh-Sung-pulled up like she and down. I'm like, bitch, you lie.

But I feel, honk, because I'm a dick keep trying. We're getting up, boy, we're too fried. Yo, you got my light, let me light up this motherfucker Rieffin' one time. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that one of the niggins are like that. Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, ugh, get them.

Yeah, dude. Too many laced, a nigga, beat up in the clothes. Like, stop that shit. Like, stop that shit. I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah, I'm going to hit me, d' dick, stop that shit. Yeah, I love that, dude. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Okay, what's you saying? Yeah, yeah. What's you saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I come from the bottom, uh-huh, and ain't never scared to go back. Yeah. If a nigga on that, then I'm on that, I'll make a nigga head go flat.

Yeah, I'll make a nigga here go split. Yeah, this is off the head, matter of fact. Yeah, this off the head, matter of fact, I ain't ain't think about this, I ain't rode it down, go to don, nigger, you're a fucking clone, you can't rhyme, you can't come wrong, you can't fucking suck, I take it don, I run the tone, this much shit, This is my shit.

This is my shit. Yeah. And any bitch you see me with, this ain't my bitch. Oh, not slack you mean. Fuck around up. Okay. Yeah. Boy, that was a draw that beat like this.

Yo. Get it in, yeah, get it in eye. Yo. E, leg out. Might get the bitch number and never call. Riding in an old school, 96, and ball. I would be a baller, but I ain't really bawling. My phone screen cracked, but the whole still calling.

Yeah. I'm gonna mess up on the chin, did it once I do it again. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I can never be her friend or her brother. I'm a nasty motherfucker. And she wanna get with me, I told you gotta hit my brother. Yeah, man.

Cause it's like a for real, and I really don't. She think I'm gonna be her nigger, but she don't even know I won't. But I act like I will and hit the rest of my little reeful, put my leg back and chill. Like that. And these hoes ain't out. I'm gonna go ahead and let you get the money in shower. To listen, you know how we do. The money is power.

Then you pay her to leave. And then that pussy was sour. Ooh. Get the fuck up out here, ho. Fook around, got the gig gone. Listen, I don't know. I'm talking about get low. Oh, there go the popo.

Oh, shit. Get the dope. Smoke, bro. Smoke. I'm sorry, I'm hitting it again. I'm sorry to you already. I'm hitting this bit. I'm tired of you.

You're stupid. That's that gangnesty. You want some gangit shit right now. Oh God. You got play. You got play, man. You're gonna hit one? For real.

One more, this is all this. Hey, give me some shit with some instruments. Yeah. You got some soul over there. Let's see it again. I thought the whistle was in the song. Yeah, go Cologne. It's some type of shit.

You want to hear some? Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah. Watch this. Mm-hmm. I got some for you, P's. It went just like this.

Now, it was Sunday. My grandma getting up. She's about to go to church. She had a little piece of reefer to roll up in her purse. Yeah. She want to ride old school in the caddy. And then I seen a picture of my great grand. Dad, it had me fucked up to see exactly where I came from.

And I didn't change the whole family, the only son, grandson. We about to take it to a whole nother level. I'm walking through my hood with a six-shot revolver. That's my shovel because I'm digging ditching on all these bitches who'd be talking back. The pony bent the block, hit the story, came right back. I think they're looking for me, but I don't feel the description. They know I'm selling drugs without no fucking prescriptions. And I didn't eat about 700 grand.

He line. Up at my grandma house, I'm getting hell of vans. Y'all, yeah. Like it's practice. You know that I always stay at this. The type of niggers selling primitazine and activists. Ooh, that boy, he's selling drugs. And even had some zans.

I'm selling cocaine to this white girl and an old white man. They're pulling in a work. or sometimes in a van and put that cash money right here in a nigger ass. We eat the racism because it's black and white. We even got some Migos who

come and buy a pack of night. We flip a hell of work. We never leaving out the hood. I might not never start hustling because I do this shit so good. Now let me tell you about the other scheme with this white bitch Beth. She don't smoke hard.

That bitch smoked meth. And she'd get high by herself and like the color in a book. But she got a little ass on her and I like the way her teeth is a little red head with the freckles. So you know she went whatever. She then put the dick all on her shoulder

trying to take it to another level. And there's some shit I'd never seen. She never wearing no shoes and she wear them a little bit of jeans that you get from Old Navy. Her pups was going crazy. She was fucking about four, five niggas, then had a baby.

I don't know through the fucking daddy years, but she got her own crib. This bitch got money. She's drive a BMW and a Benz. Now, let me tell you about this life that I'm living. I haven't hustled all year. It's damn near Thanksgiving. So what that means?

That Christmas coming up in less than a month. That mean we got to watch the Grinch and smoke a bunch of blunds. That's what we do when the family get together. Once we eat and then start drinking, we start fighting all together. Yeah, he ain't done. No, a nigger got another verse. Let me tell you about the church shoe with the pants and shirt.

And like you going to court, I put that tie on me. I got a fucking airplane because I'm that fly on. Ball head, nigga with the big beard, hitting these bitches with a dick so big they think I'm fucking weird. The way I started, I had to be retarded. I'm hollered at everything and don't like nobody. But I gotta have some head before the night ends because I make a lot of money.

I ain't got no fucking ends. When I hit that Mr. Stip, I'm stopping in the bamboo. I got to see what Peasy is on. I know he got some slammer. We've been smoking from six, nine. And this ain't even cushed, my nigger. This that Alabama pine. So you know, I got that from your cousin, no.

You know Ray Ray, Ray, always got that other shit. But I don't buy that, I only buy the weed because that nigga got every motherfucking thing you need. Some gold teeth. He even got the knock off Gucci. He got some fat holes at Motel 6 selling Cooch and even got another hole that work at Longhorn State House. Jill put your order in.

Delete that bitch. You take it out. Bro. Nigger got all kinds of schemes. Even with selling makeup to all the drag queens. You can laugh if you want to, but they got cash. I don't give a fuck. I'm getting money.

You're supposed to laugh. I just sold fake titties to the strippers. Now, I don't sold some wife. I ain't know you're doing this. That's not. You think I'm talking shit. I didn't even have bitch. They're trapped by bitch.

I made it happen. No happening on my rapping. Uh-huh. And I ain't gonna even tell y'all about the other shit that happened. I'm the ninger that they call to cut the food stamps on. I'm the nigger that you call that you need a mobile home. My uncle built them porches on them trailers. Uh-huh.

My cousin running the spot over in the cage. No. You think I'm lying? I'll tell you soon. I even know the nigger that can get you approved for a one bedroom. Bro, what's the fuck? You know what? They take the P.

They take the CPN. They take the CPN. Come on, man. I can get your wig back on. Nigger. I can get your shit back long. I'm selling drops. That Beyonce is selling on TikTok.

I even got that bitch thing I get those shit back long of your eyebrows I don't even know if you're asking. I got a motherfucker who sell a whole bunch of nothing and I'll be rapping off the top because I'm so nice

I even got a bitch who's selling cuff of that quick trip ice ha ha that shit good and fault that's Steve I need to talk to up I need to talk to up right now but we got to run that back on what you said earlier You know, I can't let that run back.

Like I ain't hear that. Selling makeup to the drag queen? Yeah, what the hell? Yeah, I don't know. Who did that? That's online or person? What the hell? Niggins, you're making a killing doing this shit,

need. Please take me it online. Hell yeah. I wouldn't be out there selling it to them. They ain't got my number, none. What you're trying to shake? These shit. Oh, shit.

You got them started. Let me get some of that blueberry. Ah. Hey, my name, you're trying to get some lip gloss? You got some what? Lip gloss, Nick. Got some bluebell. I thought that was weak.

You got some blood. Lips. You got some blitz. You got some blitz. You got some blues. I had hit a lick one time. Had a whole trailer full of that goddamn that Fenton, Varyana.

Had to get off of it. I don't give a fuck, who by it? I ain't gonna lie, I would have a whole set in the thing. Yeah, but I'm just saying it's still my product. Yeah, for sure. So y'all thought I was doing this shit hand-to-hand? Even hypothetically. I ain't know.

I thought you were Avalon in that shit, my brother. Don't know about the bag with it. You mean A-Bron. Yeah. You said Avalon. I thought my mom had the off-brane. She worked for Avalon. No, the fuck she did.

That's a Toyota, nink. Now, the head with the head cream, it was Evelyn and cream. Don't have a question my rap. No what I don't mind about that shit? You don't question none of these other niggas. No question none of these, but niggins, the little Yaddy said the bitch blowing on his dick like a violin. That's great.

How the fuck you blo? What? That's not even, it's not even a win instrument. Simple Shaka said he got 185 under the hood and you know they can't catch me. me. Nigga, $185 under the hood ain't even work fast as fuck. That is nothing.

You're going to jet. Nick, that is a foe still. That car ain't going nowhere either. You was a court escort. 185, that's all. Did he mean to say on the dash? Nah, he probably riled with a little RT. He lied because they don't even put

185 on the dad. He probably ride with an Lidt. Hell no. We just talk good shit over here. I don't give a fuck. I say whatever and I definitely tell a whole whatever I tell a whole whatever

I didn't know that though I will what that shit was just a rap I would just relax me He was freestyle all the time He'd been freestyle all the whole time He'd been freestyle in the whole time

I just like talking shit In any form I feel the fuck I'd talk shit in a poem Nick I don't give a fuck He'd be a cold Walk outside and be like Bitch Let down your hair

I know you living upstairs because you got some niggas up there and I'm on the ground trying to holl at you. Come downstairs and I throw a couple dollars at you. Yeah. Bitch, I've been on you since the 1800s.

All I want to do is hit it one time and run up these numbers. I knew you was a freak. That's why they locked you way up there. You've been by yourself. Do the pussy got some out. I do shit. I do like that.

It's stank a little bit. She's got a baby outside. She'd be up there by herself. During that time, they had the baby outside. She's showering like that. No, that was baby. That was every other eight days and shit. That was the hood, nigga, Romeo's field.

You feel, me? Yeah. I'd be wanting to take this shit to different levels that it ain't been. That's what Rapunza was a wretched bitch. Right. That's why a lot of niggas get stagnant because they keep comfortable

doing the same shit over and over again. Some days I don't even use my own voice to talk. I got all the line of folks' accents that I used. I do be talking like Hispanic sometimes. I'll be talking to Spanish. You really don't? You just throw a lot of extra R's and shit in that. I talk like a Hispanic that don't know Spanish.

If that makes sense. I got a partner who's Spanish, who don't know Spanish, who don't know. I'm like, you know Spanish? No, I don't know. I don't know it. See, that's... Why don't know Spanish? I mean, they never thought me.

I think that's game. But they never what? They never thought me. I think they'd be running game. You ever had some, like, a Hispanic work crew? Yeah. It'd always be that one. That they send a talk.

He speaks the Spanish the best. No, no, no. I didn't literally went through this before. I look at all my Spanish people, you feel, but they didn't talk to me. It's told me that, I don't know, I don't understand it, I don't understand. Then I caught them talking in a group together in English. Yep. That's what I'm saying, they're running game.

Yeah, like, I'm like, no, y'all ain't know without speaking English. They're lied to you, bro. Free or so? Hell yeah. They'd be knowing exactly what the hell would be saying. That way I had learned to that shit, though. I fogging one little thing of people, though. Yeah.

I like, I like, kid. He's been busy. Mufo called me ugly. They find they can dance, too. Yeah, they know how to dance, bro. They called you ugly. Failed. He didn't think I got catching.

He didn't call it. I swear never done. Mui Failed. Mm-hmm. He was like, Mouffield. I was like, who ugly? Who?

Who? Hey, nobody. It's that, me on their eye. Who ugly though, my boy? I'm like, Mawie Foy. Mawai. Who's ugly? He called him.

He thought he caught his world. He thought he called his world. He started laughing. He was like, he-ha-ha-ha-ha. He thought he-ha-ha-dick. When I was in high school, we didn't have a two Mexican girl that were first cousins. For real.

Nancy and Bianca. Nancy and Bianca. They're real Mexican from Mexico, bro. They're in high school. Bianca is a ninth grade or something, 19th grade. Hell, no. So, bro. I knew.

Bianca. I knew the rest of that. Both of them. Both of them. Like, thick shit. And like a swam possible to them up. Boy, but Bianca and old girl, they had got married to some old niggins like 30 while we was in high school.

Start had babies like a motherfucker in high school. Both of them. They had that plans. They had to take my head off. They're playing there like, fuck this shit. We feel like going to go to top, like high five. Ain't it crazy, though, being from the style where it's just like, black folks and white folk, we don't get a whole lot of different kind of folks.

No, we don't get a whole lot of. But we ain't go to school with white people, bro. I had two, I had three on them. They were orphans. I ain't gonna laugh. It depends. All right. This hot.

It was all orphans. This hot. They were gangsty. They were like, what the hell wrong? This idea is with the soft zone. I feel like, I feel like. Y'all had bad at fuck. People who don't want to mingle stay with their head.

And then, and people who don't want to mingle with the other kinds stay with their head. But what I'm saying, though, it's like, you know how you go to different cities, they'll have, like, they have a Hispanic side of town, like, they have Hispanic side of town. They got in their apartment. Yeah, in Atlanta, but I'm from Mississippi. Nick, it ain't really... It ain't really shit, but black folks and white folks. On the west side, the Hispanic mind they're in California. When I said they mind ain't been in.

Like, we got, like, projects, and then on Martin Luther King, it's like Hispanic. Yeah, for sure, yeah. Like, we don't go in them busy. Like, they don't go in them. They ain't coming over there. They ain't coming over there. I'm talking about, they don't cross the street, but it's like, it ain't no beef. It ain't no nothing.

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Go back to probably 2006, 2007 The Hispanic took over Franklin Road in Cobb County. Franklin Road was the hood. These motherfuckers had a Spanish club. Motherfucking were getting killed every weekend at that bitch.

That shit was down the street from the red train. They was killing motherfuckers and throwing them in the dumpster, bro. That's what I'm saying? I'm focusing on. I'm talking to Spanthewan. I don't want no problem with you. I talk with y'all too.

One of ten. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I know this, though. I noticed, though, it's different kinds of white people. You've ever been around some poor white people? Yeah.

I've been around white people who are on the same living level as what I was at the house. Like, they ain't got nothing at the house, and I got a white home boy, he ain't got nothing at the house. And we were then that was struggling together, thugging together, type of shit. Like, I got a real white home. Hey, I do too. See, I can't say that, but I can. Because it's like, when I grew up, the white people I knew they were orphans and crank heads and police. That's it.

I knew all of them. Yeah, the orphans and the crankheads. Your kids in police. Your mama might be on crack at the house and shit, but the kids, I'm talking about when I was probably like eight, nine and she's like, we all stayed like in the trailer park together, you feel? Like my white partner, Joe, he had killed this up and shit. I think I told you all about that last time.

Yeah. He had killed this up in front of me and my brother and shit. That was my real close partner. But he was struggling just how we were screaming. You mom ain't got shit. We're staying in the trailer park. So your trailer down there, right behind my shit. Damn.

Yeah. Boy, I'm from, it's damn there probably. It's damn there. I didn't mean the darling. I didn't mean the darn. That shit, me like that, bro. That's like that. I was just talking.

I didn't get over it. I'd be chilling. Yeah. I grew up around all kind of white people, though. Rich as fuck and broke as fuck. Yeah. And that's like, that's why I was asking you, like you're from Alabama. So I know it ain't a whole lot of variation.

But niggie, I sit damn near 80-20 probably. What, 80? 80%? Black. Ooh, shit. Probably about, I say probably 70-30. I don't know nothing about that. It's like two separate.

It's like two separate world. though. I went all black. They want I'm trying to tell you. This is how much white I knew coming up, right? I had three white teachers and three white orphans that I knew. He keep bringing them. Because that's all, bro, everybody in that big black, bro, it's black on black ass of a couple of Hispanic. It's black. A couple like, it ain't need, it's like a sprinkles. One thing I can't say, as far as this Mississippi, where I'm from in Oxford, we had a black teacher in every grade, at least one for every grade. We should have that sound. Most of our kindergarten teachers, I tell, they probably, yeah, every grade, get from kindergarten.

We at least had one, what? At least one black teacher. He didn't make that bad like that. But I'm saying, though, that's just, it's more, but I'm thinking about it probably, I say two, but at least one. But I'm just thinking of, like, think of the different upbringing, like, you grew up around them, and how we grew up, we didn't even know it was like that until people would speak on, and the folk would come from Cal and be like, well, how it's so black? And we're like, what you mean? Yeah, because I had more to California, I'm in California, though. It's been like this.

I call myself, like, culturally diverse, you feel. Like, I can hold a conversation with anybody, you feel. I go to Miami and be with number cumulness. I was just in the club with a bunch of Latino, it was one in my homeboy birthday. Yeah. Whole club, feel, they played. I started a galena.

Yeah, who said I got salina? Yeah, me. I mean, they're drunk as a bit like this. They're a Yankee. Yeah. But I get that from moving to California when I was 12, you feel? They're so diverse. Like, you got Filipinos, you got Asian people, you got tongues, you got Samoans, you got

some mores, you got all type of shit and they open my eyes like, damn, this nigga ain't just like me. Like when you watch me, it's like, bro, they're doing the same thing. I feel like everybody is the same in the world. We are talking about it. My homeboy Spanish and his whole family

speak Spanish. He's the only one that don't know so in the whole house. Only one. Yeah. He'll be talking about this. He's a comedian and my nigga Cory Fernandez. He has junk about that shit. Dang.

I ain't gonna lie, bro. Like, Spanish people and a couple of my wife. They show me like... They show you some real love. Like, like, that ain't like, ways to, like, real deal, get your family and structure

and leave shit for your kids and shit, too. Because, like, a lot of, like, people in the Spanish community, the Asian community, like, they, they probably be living in the house that they mama and them love for them and shit, like, they're passing it down. So once I've seen, the other communities living like that, you feel my story?

We got fucked up there, dude. I'm like, hold on, man. We got to fuck that that deal, bro. I got to be the one. Give me. We had it. We had it. We had it.

We had it. We had it. We had it. We wanted to be equal. We did dirty. It was more than that, though. It was just, it is, it was a collective because you got, y'all's got to understand, we had a reconstruction period. We're going through one now.

We were going crazy. When we came out of slavery, man, we were going back. We were like, we thought we were so crazy. We were turked. Those folks were like, hell no. They were coming to burning villages down. What? That niggas was like.

Can you imagine that feeling, though? Feeling dope. What? Somebody come brown. I'm talking about you. It's about 10 in the morning. You don't work two hours. You see your potting on walking down the street.

Hey, where the fuck y'all going? We're free. That you tell ya! Man, you bullshit. I swear to God! Nick, back your shit! Nick! You want to wait on your shit!

Hey, we out this bitch. Where are you headed? Nick, Detroit? We out. We out. Go on Atlanta on these. Chicago. Can imagine but finding out.

Finding out late. New York City. Philly golden. New York City. Who came out there and told a slave, though? Who came and told them? Somebody had to tell him? Because the slave mother for sure ain't want to tell them.

It was the wife. It was a wife. You know, the white was all the way fucking. I got something to tell you, but I don't want to tell you. I'm not supposed to tell you. I'm not supposed to tell you. But you was a free man. Tomorrow, you're a free man. Don't you lead? You remember, I was good to you.

We took good care of you. We took good care. We never hit you. We never hit. You know, some people are doing deals and shit with the slaves and shit. I don't, we're going to split the crop and shit, just keep working this shit

in my field and jobs and something of the shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They called farmers. They were farmers. Yeah, yeah. You know how many niggas walked off that motherfucker? Man, fuck you. Man, fuck you.

Hey, hey. You know what you did that about, bro? I ain't never letting that shit go. Yeah. I ought to slap you out to you now, bitch. Oh, you were, oh, you remember you tried to fuck my wife in front of me? Fire!

Fire! One little, bunt that him. Man, somebody slapped shit out, Master, that day. Massey got the shit slapped out of. Fire red. You know, they were pink back then, too. Get back there behind that house and get that wood, boy. Who the fuck you talk to?

You say we're free? You ain't free just yet? I wonder how many slaves went up in Massa House and took them some shit for they left. Niggins ain't just left peacefully. It's too much history they got left out. Too much shit. Yeah, too much shit.

Nick, all day. Nick ain't want none of that shit. Nick just took out. What you say, free? Yeah. Staw a horse. Man. Oh, he's gone.

They got footage of everything. Man, I want to see some footage of his legs. Walking off that bitch. You think they left? They got footage of that? Man, they deleted all that. Yeah. They deleted that shit.

It was a nigga in the cut. You always got to remember. It was always a white person in the cut. Cool in that shit. Could think of how much shit they skipped right They got footage every goddamn thing. Somebody was in the cutting cord in that shit, just rolling.

But they got that shit. What? Think about it, man. See, the motherfuck up. When we ran away, they used to go get the hound. What's the guy name? Hitler. That's too much.

It's footage of him. They got all of his speech. It's a type of old shit that went down that's historical and shit. Why they ain't got no slaves walking off on video? They got that shit. You know a black person. Can't wait.

Yeah, we have this bitch. What? Yeah, we go on, nigga. Nigger, the maroon, nigga, the maroons fault back. We go on, niggum. A lot of motherfuck's fault back. They don't want to tell you that you fault.

Man, I just, I ain't never thought of that shit. What? I just would love to see that day. That day, man, because I know, like, niggas just, they ain't just leave, bro. They know they stood. I know they stood there and just antagonized shit, bro. Yeah.

You better get back again. I told them it ain't worth. They want you. to believe niggins scared you don't know what dude you can go you sure get back here i told you see them the only niggins they want you to know about is the scared dossal ones yeah everybody wasn't scared niggins what that niggins who wasn't scared was like it was a nigger getting dressed that night bruh he knew all right everybody we free tomorrow what ain't no work tomorrow now i'm out this mother watch i ain't that i ain't doing shit me i'm

sleeping in what i'm thinking i'm telling me i'm telling you I'm telling you, Nick, weep, tomorrow. You stop that fuss, you talking. If I always one, nigga, you stop that fuss, you talking. I'm going to beat your ass tomorrow. They beat the shit out of him, too. That old, old. Uncle Trump, man,'s cold-up.

They down that dick ass. They're going to beat his ass. You watch that stuff, you talking. How many people got their ass whooped that day? Hey, bro. I wouldn't. really happened that day, though. I'm a nigga

were probably taking those hos and shit. Killing people. Bitch, come on, man. Hey, man. Mary. Come on, man. Hey. I'm from the fuck so, man. You know, no niggas was thugging out there, bro. Yeah.

Because we, I feel like we're the same people as a people, but we just, the last kind of track of what, of camaraderie as a people. We're getting together as we were back then. But we didn't. A nigg said it earlier. I mean, OG said,

Nigg was saying, you get with it, but nigg don't want to die for this shit. I got a controversial opinion. And the only reason I don't say it a lot is because I can't really prove it factual. Uh-oh, what you're talking about?

I don't think that every black person in America at that time was a slave, though. A lot of people are not in America. It was people in New York. Like, I'm saying, in the whole grand scheme of slavery, wherever the most of them was at, I think they did, I'm saying,

they had slaves. There was some more motherfuckers, too, that just they wasn't slave They were royal, nigger they were keen The motherfuckers who was already here Mm

Because niggas was already here Oh I get what you said You see what I'm saying? Yeah I get what you said They weren't slaves They couldn't make everybody slave So I think some niggas seen slavery happening in real time

They just couldn't do shit about it But they wasn't slaves Right They're like down they bring it They bring it over Every motherfucker one of those slaves They didn't even bring everybody, though. No what I'm saying? People watching

it. So you're saying like, boom, they was already here and they watching like, then they're bringing people and this what they're doing? Exactly. Type shit. Damn, that's a crazy way to look at it, but it was a time I didn't think about it. But it was a time where niggas was below the law. So it didn't even matter if you had money or not.

You, you below the pole white. Yeah, bro. This is how to prove. Now, watch this. It was a prison. Because we do know for a fact. We do know for a fact. We do know for a fact. They had runaway slaves that never got caught that didn't leave America. Right? You mean to tell me white folks

never seen them again? They still in America. Where'd they go, Lou? You know how niggles be, okay, it's the legal way people forge things and shit like that. Man, we found a way to make them freedom papers. Once you got to New York,

you had a plug to make some freedom papers. Because those nigs ain't even no. My name ain't even what the fuck they called me back in Mississippi when I'm making New York. On these freedom papers And they always say at some point It's slavery

A lot of motherfuckers bought their freedom Right You heard of that Now you don't even know How much this shit Cost or what But it was a lot of Who did that

So where the fuck did they go They just had to leave America Fuck no Why that's crazy The boy got rid, low Hey, you're talking out The boy turned into maroon Why they went to go free the other knee

Real? You hear about the underground Railroad. They think the Underground Railroad is actually underground. That's how stupid people are. That's how stupid people is. That shit was right there. It was right there. It was you run across this shit. You hide in this white lady's basement. She'll give you some cornbread if you don't speak to it. They told everybody exactly what to do. Now how much money do you think the white people who was helping was making? You think they were just helping because they

like niggins? No. And think about the when she was freeing them, all those black folks that were free of hands, chilling. I bet you they were selling freedom papers, too. You know, I can just have them. They have to have freedom. Hustling freedom papers. It's just, don't get caught and get to the south. Stay up north.

Don't get caught, go to the south, stay up north. Why? What are we going over in the south? Because what about all the farmers who was growing weed and shit? All the type of shit back then. Mm-hmm. They're having the slaves crop shit that they ain't supposed to be crapp. Come on. Talk to talk, now. I don't know. I don't know what.

white white we'll get this black history weed from yeah we got off on the whole but there's so much we don't got hot you started you said get what we all were like what oh yeah ain't even been smoking like that either way that blood just did i have yeah there's a lot of questions we got to ask just just to bring it up somebody on something what's up with your hat man what's the head of that oh this my name dead denim he a custom um he'll custom uh uh clothes, make. These bullhorns. Okay, okay.

They're bullhorns. Yeah, but with my close-up camera. Right here. Mm-hmm. If you can zoom up on this right here, you can see. Oh, what the fuck was that? That's what my girl fans and shit. They like when I ignited them and shit.

They know what going on. I do it out of my shoulders and shit. Oh, okay. I'm like, oh shit out here, bro. I love that, nigga, nah. Yeah, I'll be fucking with that. I'll be fucking with that. We're gonna talk about.

We're gonna talk about. No, hell no. Fuck no. It's a dead denim the brain. He's staying in Jesus' name, you feel me. He pray over everything he makes, you feel him? So that's like a bull. Yeah.

Okay. You don't get it, he's horny. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. But I ain't, but I ain't giving out too much head. I ain't, I ain't. You know, you ain't doing that? Huh?

Nah, I ain't eating too much. Oh, you ain't one of them? Huh? You one of them? Nah, it gotta be, it gotta be, it gotta be. It gotta be, it gotta be. No, hell, hell nah. Yeah, nah.

Hell nah. I'm too good in the hip to have to you with my lips. Ah, what's my? No, nigger, I'm dying now. I got a date. Nah, if it's my bitch, yeah. But ain't none of the mind real. So you're telling me?

I got it. All right then, digger. You got to stand on that. But though, what happens to say? Not right now. You know, I'm still in a, I still got some shit where I'm gonna I'm gonna ask somebody to be my official girlfriend and shit like this. So I got the shit I'm working on.

What you're worried me? But I ain't just running around eating everybody pussy, though. That might be. No, don't do that, gang. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't know how to wipe it all the way. You feel me?

No, you just don't want to get freaked out. Yeah. Trust me, as a recovering pussy eating at him. Yeah, but I got some of the shit going on. You don't want to go where I've been. You don't want to go out. I'm going to drop this tape, man. Dyer over creeds out, man.

Better and better, man. Yeah. Direct prayer shot deluxe. You been streaming, huh? Yeah, I've been streaming for sure. I don't be screaming with air, by the door. I just be screaming on one person. For real, Zope.

Yeah. Zoh Spencer. Yeah. Y'all be streaming, huh? Yeah. That's shit hard, bro. That's a lot. Yeah, that shit fun.

Because all we do, it's like. And we're just chilling right here. Talking shit, and somebody just got the camera on live right now, bro. You know how many clips and shit? Y'all know about the clips and shit. Y'all be having raw-hares clips, you know. Real talk.

Man, them clips be working so fair, that shit, hoard. You feel, me? That shit, gang. And then I had a lot of shit going on. And I ain't, I ain't talk about this on nobody platform, but they're my people. Oh, shit, we think of the exclusion.

Yeah. You see what? But I'm just so grateful for the, for every position, God, putting me in. It always worked, for me, in a major way when people be trying to tell a nigga down, you feel me? Because, like, like, a year or something ago, it was like an older woman, I don't even want to speak on, for real, for real. But she tried to tell me down and make it saying, like, I'm just a fucked-up nigga to women, and, like,

I'm just, you know what I'm saying? So, and then the shit that people looking at me, like, I changed the whole narrative, you know, man, I'm showing y'all how I really treat a woman, you know, behind clothes, though. I'd be, I'd be forgetting to care of my own shit sometimes, just be flirting and shit, you feel? It's working for a me on something, letting the women know, like, bro. I'm not no fuck-up, niggins, but I'm like, what think you made her crazy? What you think made her crazy? And when this energy gone, they'd be going to, it'd be crazy, man.

They'd be walking around like zombies trying to find the nigger and shit. Yeah, but. Yeah, they can always find another nigga, but not a new one. They ain't gonna find a little you, John. Yeah, I'm gonna as though to be my official girlfriend. I think you just heard you. I want a mayor up. Huh?

Damn. Yeah, I fuck with him. He's about to jump the broom. Come on, come on. Talking real soul. Talking real so. Will you be my wife? He's about to jump the brum.

Yeah. I'm talking real cell. Will you be my wife? Don't talk to real self. Will you be my wife? Girlfriend. You got to say that at the wind. I got to say that at the wind.

Go, go, go. You're going to pull up. I'm gonna be walking right behind you, we walked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's about to jump the press him. I'm talking real town. Real talk. No count, man.

Yeah. What you've been waiting on? My waiting gonna be a guy's the party. What's you been waiting on? That's a good shit, though. Oh, what do you mean what I've been waiting on? You said to ask her, like, to ask her, what's the hold up? It'd just be a lot going on.

Hey, man, fuck that shit, it's gonna keep going on. No, no, no, I'm talking about, like, as far as, like, in my life and shit, I got to, like, work all about myself. I don't even want to put her, you know what I don't want to, I don't want to, no, hell no, she ain't even no waiting thing, you feel me? He ain't even no waiting thing, just on shit like, I don't want to be no, uh, no bad vibe towards you and any type of way, you know what I'm, you know what I'm saying, clean snake, when we're married, I'm supposed to be the top nigga in the way or you're supposed to be

the top woman in the way to me, you feel, me, you know what I'm supposed to be the top woman in the way to me, So I feel like it's certain attributes about myself, you know, that I'm still doing and I still got to do it in my line of career, like being in a club, day, and shit, like, so when I'm ready to get married and shit, I want to spend time. My family, my wife and shit, and still do music and shit and pop out with my girl and shit. But, like, how I be thinking right now, I ain't trying to thug like that when I get married, you feel. Translation, I need a little time to cut my other holes off. To whoever I get married to, you feel? Let those holes go, Peezy. I've been cut everything off.

I can't even get caught with no girl right now. Cut everything off. They're going to record me. They're going to go crazy, man. I don't even worry about that. So I really ain't even fucking with nobody for real. He's about to jump the problem. What you're talking about?

Talked real self. Yeah. Talk a real self. We can use this platform to do it. Hey, host, lead this man alone. He's trying to live righteous. I'm trying to live right. Stop hitting this DM.

stop all that shit he don't want y'all he found what he want get the fuck on go scrimed go now get you heard me gal get

leave him alone they got to go somewhere you got to get the fuck on everybody don't leave just your dog get the fuck out of here go to the lap go to the lap so we can still have

roll call My partner, nobody wants you or something. That shit do be funny when you get it, when you pop out. But when you pop out, it's a bitch that you ain't seen in seven years, too much, wow, really? Girl, you fucking know you no more. I fucked you six summers ago. I ain't gonna let out.

Ain't gonna let out besides that, though. And they fear back. I'm a cool nigga, though. So people just be fucking with my vibe, though, for real. I don't do nothing. I try not to, I try not to, I try not to, I'm trying not to be a bad vibe to anybody, like, especially any woman, you feel me? Like, can't nobody say nothing bad by me, man, for real.

I'm a real damn the definition of a lover, boy. You want to learn something? Kind of over-killed school. Oh, shit. Over-kid's scoop. These niggins don't be loving girls or nothing. They don't. I think they like boys.

Oh, shit. I ain't saying nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying you like what you like, but I love women. Me too. Me too. You got to make love to that woman. I want my shoulders to be feeling. with beautiful women.

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I'd be wanting beautiful women in my shows, too. I like them when they ain't you. Y'all be having them bitches at y'all. Hey, don't call them bitches, man. Don't call them bitches. 35% of Peezy with some big titty. They're beautiful women with big titty. That's the type of shit that I have to change about myself before I, you feel

man. You know what I'm saying? Them slip-ups rate out, you hear you hear me. At least I'm honest about it and I take account. But the type of women that show, they like that, though. They just want you to know that they're women first. I know you said, I know you a black, beautiful, Mexican, beautiful woman.

Now you can hit him with it. I love you. I love you. I do not for don't misbehavior. I'm not saying nothing wrong. They call on those niggles all day. This is my niggum. No, I don't call them.

I don't say this my bitch. We got to stop calling me bitches. But when we're not, it's not even talking about all of them. When I say bitch, I'm literally talking about a bitch. Right. You're talking about a dog? Like a bitch. Like a bitch.

It depends on the tone. Evil bitch. It depends on the tone. Like, you're not a bitch, but you can be a bitch. All of them ain't. Big is sulfur. Man, when I say bitch, I'm talking about like the motherfucker who's like, oh, you bet that's spot type of shit.

That bitch who, when you go in line in the grocery store and she cuts you the car on. You know, you got to smooth that bitch. The bitches who do shit like walk past kids and kick their feet. That's a bitch. A bitch, a bitch, like a mean-ass evil bitch. It ain't nothing else. Like that lady who called the police on the kids who playing football down

the street. That's a bitch. Yeah, I see what you're saying. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? You some evil motherfuckers, the type of motherfucker who goes, he doesn't have his headphones on. That's the bitch. It ain't no other way to describe it. So if a bitch to be bitch and you can call a little bitch.

You can, hey, if she, no, because it ain't just like temporary bitch. Right. Call the bitch a bitch. Right. But all of them can't be a bitch. Right. See what she's saying. That's a separate group.

Right. So, but just know that you, let them know you're talking about that group and not all of them and you good. I didn't run into some women who like this shit, though. Them the bitches. Right.

Bidges don't mind that. I don't run into some wholesome godfere and women who like to be called, like, especially why you fucking the shit. I didn't read to some kink-ass, some freak-ass, beautiful women. So you just named three different groups of women.

You're the name bitches, hoes, and women. They're not even all the same. They all at the same. every time because she's no when to be a woman. She's no when to be a cake. But some of them don't never leave the big on that side. But that's when she nagging. You're right.

Yeah. It's all the way. I don't even talk to women like that, don't. I don't raise my voice, arguing, none of that shit. I say that in the first conversation with, hey, I don't like arguing. This is what I don't like. As soon as they start doing it, I got the right to disappear, don't I?

And that's what I tell them. You ain't got no fear. You got to go. I got the right to leave alone once you start arguing and becoming a little. burden on my life because my main goal is to what y'all not to be a bad bad to anybody so you're a bad bad bad bad got to be peace yeah got to be deep I'm a argument you like to get toxic this thing crazy man he like to pull streams and shit man I'm not a conversation of

prison I'm a bad argument I get mad this is my character for all I sound like a little kid and I argue oh you got to get that shit I'm getting the stutter in this Getting to compensate everything I want to say. See, my whole logic behind the shit is, this ain't some shit that can make or break us, and I like correction. So it takes us to have to go through this shit for 30 minutes, an hour, whatever. Long as the shit don't ever happen again, it was worth it. No, I said, I don't like to argue.

I can have a conversation. But arguing means, motherfuckers trying to get louder to figure out who's going to win. You didn't hear what I said. I said, I like correction. No, I heard that. One thing I know for show is in the moment of arguing, people will tell you the truth, 100% uncut. So that'll let you know the difference.

I don't be ready to hear, because I'm glad. That's the shit that lets you know when shit ain't 100. You'll have something to gauge it on. Okay, so you're mad. Now you're going to say everything real. That's how you really feel. Now, if we continue to fuck with each other, this is the shit we're going to fix,

because that's how you really feel. And I can deal with that. I could deal with that. That wasn't that too crazy. See, I'm not the type of nigger that'll leave a motherfucker for some argumentative shit. If you bring up something from a year ago, I'm going to feel like everything we did in this whole year fake,

so I don't even want to be wrong to right. You know why they do that? Because that shit still hurt. When you got somebody that's upset at you? So you've been faking it. We got to get through this. Now you see what I'm saying? I'm not saying it's right.

I'm just saying for me. All right, out of all the relationships I had. I was like, okay. It's not that I'm just, I don't get anything out of the argument. Yeah. I get something out of the moment of realness. Right. Because now I know you've been, like you said, you've been faking the rest of it.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I know how you really feel. I get that. I get that. Okay, so you're telling me, oh, you don't like arguing, but you started this argument.

You started this argument. So you're going to argue to figure out what going on? I'm going to argue to figure out what the fuck is real. Oh, good, dude. But then what if she trying to figure it out? But then she's like, damn, this thing is that keep on, keep it on. No, because I'm not, it's not an argument like that. Right.

I'm going to show you a side of me in the argument. That's going to give you a range of everybody that I'm going to be when I feel like this. That's the real part of it. I know that you're not supposed to be argumentative, but it's like, watch how I respond to what you're saying. now that I know that you're telling me your uncut truth. Facts, facts, facts, fake. If you don't say it right now, I know that that's,

nothing else is bothering you. So at this point of time, at our relationship, we didn't have eight months of a straight fund. But now this is what, okay, so what you really, because the argument ain't never about the actual argument. It's about some whole other. It's a whole other shit. That's what I'm like by argument.

It's far. It's like you said. You're a cool laid-back nigga. I think, I think so too. I think that I am, too. But then we're going to have to figure out, okay, eight months. It's just been fun and fucking around and vacations, and we didn't spend, how you really feel?

I don't know what, I don't know what's really up. It's just good. I talk, I ask questions. What's up, hey, man, how are you feeling? How are you thinking? I do peeping that shit. It's so hard to get real. But we got to be more in them, too.

You got to pay, you know, you just got to pay attention, bro. You can tell them. You can tell them. Yeah, fuck, that boy, or something going on. I'm mad or, like, or of a grade. What if she don't want to speak, like, she don't want to talk about it? You kind of just want to. Shit, I, did my main go-to line.

Hey, you've been quiet as a bitch. How much they paid you? What you're trying to do it to me in this bitch? How much they pay you? You ain't acting like yourself. Right. No, it ain't the instinct. I would never do that to you.

Okay, that's all I need to hear. You still love me in this bitch. All right. Yeah, real time. How much they payers? What are you trying? I double it, man. Just let me, let me, let me go another time.

Don't do it too. Yeah. That my man go through I just be joke and trolling this shit You feel? Damn That's shit crazy out here But see, men got to be more

open-minded and more talking to trying to figure out You stir You got to ask questions You got to stir the situation Even if it makes you uncomfortable Like you said That would make me uncomfortable

But I would have to do it Because I understand what you're saying Like I'm gonna engage it Because we're not really arguing We had a certain stance It's a communication But I don't even like where this going But I got to hear it out

To figure out what you talking, man. Okay, because check this out. You ever been with a woman? And the shit she's mad about ain't got nothing to do with you? Mm-hmm. That's a whole different kind of anger.

I don't like people like that. But you see, like, say for instance, there's some shit that her mama or her sister when she's mad on or something about it. I don't like that. Now you get to see some, the different shit because it's like, how you feel about that? Okay.

Now you, I start comparing that shit. Now you comparing shit. Like, how you're having that situation? because it's supposed to be your people. So if you handle this like this, then, uh-huh. Niggins don't be understanding. They don't be thinking that.

Like, this is your mama. Right. You don't like your mama. Or your kids. Like, you're about to you to teach your kids a certain way. Oh, no. Like, what the fuck you go to do? For sure, for sure.

For sure. I hate that shit. You just left with us. We studied a lot of their behaviors the same way they study out. Yeah. What? I'm noticing this too from just.

Just from going on that BET show, you know, for the brothers, the fellas shit, where we're talking for the fellas. I noticed that when we tell our truths about our experiences, they try to act like we're just saying that shit to bad. It don't be it. We can't never just speak of... We just talk. They're broke shit.

Like, how they be in the house talking about that shit? This is how we come and say in order for us to figure things out. Because, first of all, we got... flaws. Exactly. We're trying to figure out how we can be strong enough to help y'all with y'all flaw. Right. You see what I'm saying? We're not just picking out the flaws. We're trying to figure out if that's what you don't like. Right. Hey, bro, how to hell we figure this? Yeah, I did, you go. You went through that too? You went through that too? Stay no more, man, what the hell hell you do? Because that's what we don't do. See, that's another part that they don't hear.

They don't know that. I be telling my problems. It's me and we have to do a lot of helping. And then when we're going through shit, we don't never really get no help. Right. You get what I'm saying?

Right. It's like, nigga, we got to be brothers, fathers, uncles, nephews, you get what I'm saying? Cousins. There's a lot of people that be depending on us. Especially when you get to a certain level in life too. Right.

And people, thank you at a certain level in life. You're cool. You're stable, but you ain't. I just think, if you got a million, they think you got 10. That's real. If you got 100,000, they think you got an empty. Right, Papa, I don't get a fuck. What you think?

I'm talking about family members and people that love them. I don't get home of their day. The point. The real time. I hate your good. I hate you. This is what I'm trying to tell you. In order for us to even maintain and sustain.

Yeah. I got to go hustle how I hustle. Yeah, I got to do. Because not only that, I got to make sure you good all the time. You know how many times you don't fuck up? Hey, man. Like, nigga don't be count how many times ain't I'm fucked up.

I'm like, you know what I'm in the bounce bag? You're like, man, a nigga never gave me $20,000. Yes, I have. Seven times. I had them $4,500's up seven times. Amen. Them seven thousands.

Tell them for you a bad-asseler, man. My uncle fucked around and went on Google and looked up Celebrity Network this nigga tried to fight me. Ah! I'm bullshit. No, no. People be still believing that shit for real.

I'm all my uncle's talk shit and think they're the best fighters in the world, right? Bro, what do he say to you, look? I know. This is my uncle, we call him Uncle Little Man, bro. This nigga ain't but, like, 5-1. What do he say, bro? What do he say, bro? About 5-1, 5-2.

Uncle Little Man, this nigga. I had a show in Cleveland, he'd be like, you need to come over here and holl at me. Oh, you know what that means. Oh, you know, you know. I pull up. So get your motherfucking ass out of that truck, nigga. Oh, he didn't talk to you like that.

That's how he talked. Smooth a nigga. Get your motherfucker ass out of that truck. Oh, what's up, man? Nigga, you got $7 million. Huh? I said, oh, what the fuck you're talking about? I seen the shit on the motherfucking internet, man.

That shit ain't real. Oh, come in, nigga. Yeah, my son. I'm like, what? Take that nigga to the mall and buy him my outfit, man. Come on, man, let me show you out. He didn't believe I could buy the outfit after I told him that shit was wrong. Nephew, you're talking about I can get the shoes and the pants and the jacket.

And the t-shirt, too. Nigel, you do got that million out. You know, it shows him the money. He showed me the money. Look, bought me the hat. That nigga went and got him a baby blue goddamn Adidas suit with the Adidas. Couldn't tell that niggum. shit up. Well, I don't give

a damn, bro, my family, no. We all got it out. M-U-D. It got to the point, well, I used to, they used to talk about me and I didn't know it. I didn't really talked about so fucking bad. I'm like, hold on time-out. Time-out. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Look, bro, why you ain't got no job? Bro, you need to spray. Y'all had tripping. I'm like, oh, yeah, hey, hey. First of all, I said a dupe. I got about three, four hundred in my pocket. That ain't talking about that. Say, because you wear a polo every day? And I don't want to be in the T-shirt. Mm-hmm.

Okay, you want to smoke loud every day. You smoke a gas. Okay, that's cool. Yeah, that cool. That cool. What's what I'm doing? Hold on, look. You were selling dope and they had with $3 or $400.

You should have got a job. Oh, you're talking about myself. I'm taking care of me. I'm good. I ain't like. As a young nigga, as a young nigga, as a young nigga when you got a job. Hey, I don't have a mom paid me. I had a car.

It was good. What's going to do? We're going to eat. I'm going to get a club. We're going to risk in your life for three, four, after her. I'm risking life, baby. Hey, boy, I'm doing this shit every day, bud. But shit.

We can go gout. We can go gout. Hey, but look, that's called participation money. We can participate. You hear me? A lot of nink can't even participate. They got a real Pac-Man game. My shit dead, bro.

Man, the fuck I want to play my shit. What? That motherfucker got on? That's your real, real. When the album coming up? I'm trying to drop on 12. You say you're going to put me on that bit, bro. Yeah.

All right, now. No, this is deluxe I'm dropping on the 12th. God damn. The album, the album better and better. I want you on that bitch, though. What are you doing that? What are you doing that? He came to you.

I already didn't. I've been waking. Kent, have I been working on two tapes at one time, bro. I'm good. I'm on. I'm working. I just turned the end of the deluxe now. I'm trying to get everything right for them.

Yeah. Tomorrow, we're down. I want you to hear the stories and shit, too. Boy, I know you went crazy. I want you to hear them stories. I watch every video your stupid-a-posed. You better need to come get on some shit, too. I come to get on.

He's crazy. You mean, what the fuck, dude? I'm actually, like, real dear, in prison, though. Really? My first time just seeing it all the way in person like that. Oh, you know, I'd be watching, you know, I'll be watching this shit. I'm my first time sitting next to you and watching this shit. I'm a rap.

Yeah. Old rapper out here. You got a brain, you got a brain, though. You're like, mom. Hey, so did it help when you went? ball head? Yeah. Like, it's like, as soon as I got the ball head, motherfuck

started licking on it, like, it's a different type of hat. You ain't never had no freak freak lick your whole ball head. I have. That shit might give me a brain free. No, it won't. I'm like, what the hell? I want to spend that.

No, it won't. It don't level it in my head. When she did it to me, it changed me. I haven't been the same. I ain't been the same niggas since. So you don't watch, well, that's you do, because you're how to grow. Yeah.

Somebody said, you watch it? I wouldn't, bird, think about it. Why wouldn't you wash your head? That's what I'm saying, I ain't. I'm like, you can watch that more. Let me exfoliate, me. You got expoliate. You got a whole routine.

You don't say, go and condition that morpawful. For what? You got a whole routine. You got a whole routine. Real. Yeah, man. That's fun. They're hard.

That hard. Oh, yeah. It's a great life. Then the Lee Chopper went, Bob. Yeah, he did that shit on purpose. That credit, he fell in here, he's seeing your ear, he got me. I don't think that it was my influence at all. I don't have no influence on none of the culture in that sense of fashion.

No. I knew I was going to be bald. My dad had ball. Like, all the way bald. My dad had enjoyed Jeefs. Yeah. I'm going to get it. I'm about to get it.

I used to stare at that shit so much, I just sit there by. I'm about to grow my shit like Grady from Sanford. Fuck. That nigga hit getting that shit. When I pull up with the Fred Sanford, I don't want to hear nothing from nobody. What you gonna do? I'm gonna get to George Jefferson. With the fade on it.

No, don't do it. Come on, man. You're pulling them motherfoggle with a whole eye. Hey, gloves. They're gonna ride your head. Man, I don't give a-nig. You can't talk more shit than me. Oh, God.

Yeah. You think somebody can actually hurt my feelings? But I don't have no fucking feelings. Give a fuck about nothing. My mama dead, nigga. I don't give a fuck about none of this shit. Like you said, diarrhea ever crashed out. I can do four of them.

Say the wrong shit. Because I promise you I can say some shit way more fucked up about you than you can about me. See, the difference is I don't give a fuck for real. Y'all just be saying that shit. I'm living that shit. Nigger don't understand. Yeah, niggas be ready to not give a fuck until it's time to not give a fuck. Come on.

I'm the nigga in the movie sitting there with the grenade in my hand. Come on! Who's coming with me? Say the wrong shit. I promise you the shit I'm going to say it's so much wronger. Because you laugh and there's some shit. You talk, oh, nigga, you're going to. headball, but the shit I'm going to say

about you. You're about to question, what you've been doing? I'm going to say some shit that you need to hear. That ain't nobody told you. That's going to hurt your soul. I'm talking about you going to be riding home thinking about the shit. I say, we're going to laugh at the shit you say. Right.

But when I strike back, people are going to be like, that's fucked up. I don't know what the fuck you did that. I ain't going to do with the mouth, right? How you do that, no. No, you got to say something. No, you can't leave that like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the type of shit I'm gonna say.

On their ass. On their ass. It's gonna hurt. And the way I'm gonna say it with so much passion, and I'm gonna say it so clear so you can hear it. I'm gonna let all your laughs die. Because you want the laugh. I want the silence.

That boy, that's time, the whole thing. He's like to hear. moment now. The laughter will stop. Give them a little more time. You remember when you were three. I'm gonna say all that shit. Don't fuck with me. I've been preparing for people to fuck with me for my whole life.

Why would you test me? Why would you want to be the person they got to be that victim? They don't even know you're taking time on. No. You might not even smile no more after I say this shit. You're going to be so uncomfortable

in this room with the rest of us. Over with... You got the swing on me. You don't want to fight somebody. Hey man, they're mad here, man. That nigga mean to him, man. When you got the swing on me, that's the only result.

I'm telling you. Ain't nothing after that. There's nothing you can say. I'm so off the edge. I'm out my body already. You shouldn't be like that low, man. No, I did too many years. I did too many years as a good person.

This is my therapy. That's what I'm trying to get these motherfuckers. This shit makes me feel good. You play! You play! No, I'm trying to break back up. Yeah, turn right. You play.

This shit makes my soul complete Because you say you've been a good nigga for a long time I spent a lot of time being a good person I gave you so many chances I could have been dead it But I ain't want to start nothing Right That's the work

That's the therapy I would never do you like this As long as you don't fuck with me Guess what? You good Y'all better leave Lowe's alone Please leave me alone Leave that boy alone

You did, as long as you don't fuck with me. Don't make a little mad, bro. I'm on your head. He ain't even got to do nothing. Hey, man. I'm peaceful. He ain't got to do shit. But I want problems.

Always. That's crazy. This thing is crazy, bro. This thing is crazy, bro. Always. This nigga stupid, bro. No, mom's dumb. How y'all have been feeling, though?

I've been all right, though, mentally, bro. Hell yeah. I got to check on my blackmail. Hell yeah. Keeping this shit to flow. Hell yeah. You know, I'm telling you. I'm happy, bro.

I'm happy as a bitch, but I'm happy, though. That's the best way to be. Bless, man. You know what I'm saying? Even through our trials and tribulation, we still bless. You still get to live our dream. God grants the strength to keep on going. Yeah, a d'all nigga wake up a testimony, but the show for sure.

That's the way she's been going. All this shit. Oh, this shit, Kurt. It's some shit that I watch on YouTube called South White Underbellion. Yes. When people just tell their story and shit. And I'd be like, damn, bro, this nigga been stabbed 50 times. Shot, nigh.

Shot, 99 times out in the head. They left him in the trunk, open the trunk, stab me. Bro, it'd be real. I'm like, damn. I don't mean shit and shit, but. And I haven't been through it. I don't, you know, I didn't starve there another couple nights and shit, but God always came through for me, you know.

Absolutely. You know what I'm saying? But I'd be want a nigg to understand, like, You can't keep asking good of shit, though. You can't jet. Every time you pray, God, hell not. Give it to him and leave it alone

that she's going to come. You feel me? Get to him and thank you. You already got it. You got to go get up and work for it, too, though. You got to put the work in. You got to put the work in to keep going. I just read something the day in proverbs.

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They put it in a poetic way, yeah. You feel, basically. You don't want like that guy. Yeah, so. I heard seven, I think. That's life, though. That's like the heck they're like, but. Absolutely.

For sure. People got to stop trying to tell other people how to worship God. Mm-hmm. I feel. You know what I'm saying? Long as they get, long as they got something. Like, if somebody would be like,

you're going to church here Sunday. You ain't, yeah. Yeah. What? Everybody got their own. See, that right there's a sin. Uh-huh. You can't tell nobody how to worship.

Like, man, God, got a close-ed relationship. See? I feel, me. They'll be like, hey. You cussed in that sinus because you, what? Bro, God, brother, he didn't got me out of a situation to where I thought it was over. You can't tell me God don't love me. Right.

And he got, and God, I know my heart. Yeah. So I might slip up and cuss with him. He's been trying to get better. Right. You feel me? I might slip up and do some fuck those shit, but it won't be out of the year. intent, you feel me?

Yep. And in Cleases, it says it's time for everything, it's time for war, time for peace. It's time to live, time to die, time to lie, time to cry, you feel. You understand? You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's about your intentions in life, you feel. You can't, you can't want to get money just to shit on everybody. You can't do that.

You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. That's ill intent, I'm true. Motherfolk trying to figure out, like, why she ain't working? Yeah, because you. You're having to get no money to do that? Your heart ain't right.

You don't have to get no money to do that. See, both of y'all. y'all saying the true shit at the same time. Real tough, though. And that's exactly what I was just telling them. My heart, right? But my mind fucked up. It's fucked up.

Well, I hate them, though. You're thinking crazy, bro. What my eyes doesn't see. What my ears have hurt. I got to keep this shit closed up. Right here, man. Right here, it's like a little memory chip. It ain't 5, 12 gigabyte.

I got full terabyte. Hey, how long y'all been doing the podcast? 10 years, bro. 10 of the motherfuck. But you want to see the, hold up, bro. 10, bro. I'll finish you some. 10.

Hard work, dedication. Hard work, dedication. Motivation, motivation, inspiration, creation, creation, preparation, preparation. Preparation, preparation. I'll finish you some. Dedication. Dedication. Yeah, dedication.

Dedication. Reciplication. Reciprocation. You understand? No fingerprint, no fingerprint. You did what I'm saying? I don't want to let him know I was here. I understand.

It's official. But no defamation. A whole lot of paper chasing. This is the first picture ever in him telling me what the fuck were going on. And the first day in him saying, hey, little brother, just fuck with. Damn.

Check out a lot of them. You know, I'm looking at here. You know, I'm talking to me. I'm talking about it. It's a good conversation, though. I don't know what? He's like, let me just fuck with me. I got this motherfuck on lock.

Absolutely. That's the day. That was pitching the plate, right? Yeah. I know that shit's good. About when you see the fruits of your label, but... Man, we never thought your papa take it this far. But you also...

You also, what I learned, too, though. Believing in your partner dream, but him also having to drive for his own shit. Yeah. You know, a lot of nina don't have drive for their own shit. They want him. They want you to do it. And then it gets through a punt.

Well, they don't want your life. You feel me? And seeing the blood, sweating tears, you're putting in to her, too, and be like, oh, it's going to, that's my short cut. You couldn't live my life. You can't take my shirt cut. You wouldn't like it. You wouldn't like it.

It's rough. It's rough. It's tough. You got to put in your 10-dye-old-hour-skinned, huh? Brough, no, you just, you would break. You wouldn't do the shit that I did to have the shit that I have. They would afford the game. The work would scare the fuck out of them.

Because they only get to see the good parts. Y'all don't drink no alcoholic beverages and things of that nature. We definitely have some of those you would like something. Yeah, I'll take a little small of a little cup or something. Nothing too, maize, you know. Bring the liquor. Yeah, you know. Bring the liquor.

Bring the liquor. You know. This the same. Hey, how I look on that caramel, though. This is the sign for the liquor. You do that? They bring your liquor. I bet.

Who I make, I couldn't take it when I do it. He's already gone. See that? You missed it. Yeah, I just, you missed it. That's the liquor case coming from a special place. Hold on, what the fuck? Hey, whoa, whoa.

Make sure you get him the rigaheeheekhihii. Oh, don't give me no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Papi. And I'll make sure you get my free here. No riga-kiki kit, you know? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It's all the way, guy. Rikikiki's out freaking kiki.

Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Papi. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Hey, keep the rick-a-kic-k-k-k-k-k. Nah, it's gonna turn here. Hold the rocks. No, man, it's just, the shit that we have to do to get good at this shit,

they wouldn't be able to do it. No fix. Life was scary, nigger, Lowe's. You know, you know that little moment if you're able to dish with shit and you're just be throwing up? But think about it. Nika, you know what I'm talking about?

They don't think bread. Yeah, no big bread. Yeah. They had the same opportunity. We're the ones who stuck with it. We're the ones who took one thing and stuck fucking with it. All right. Capitalized.

Okay, so check this out. Not only did we capitalize, they downplay. This is what they, because they get so fucking mad that we don't show them the pain. They get so mad that we don't show them our frustration. Yeah, it is up. So they downplay the actual shit that, like you said, the work that we put through. So the day that we were really couldn't hold it in, gang, couldn't nobody really be around us. The day I can't hold it in.

It's what I'm trying to tell you. So when I couldn't hold it in when I was by myself and I got it out, you know, God gave me the screen. And who had to who side and I came what's going to come back. I'm able to even deal with you. Mm-hmm. Sir? Yeah, fake stuff. I don't think you get it.

I'm in a good space. Then when I go home and like, ooh, I made it through the day. I ain't tripped out on the nigger. See, between the three of us, do you see that the determining factor between us and them is the faith that it was going to happen anyway? Facts, right. They don't know that that's the biggest difference. You got to believe.

That's what I'm saying. We stuck with it because we believed in ourselves. That's the part that's scared of people. Right. Because they get, the same way we get up and talk ourselves into this shit every day, they talk their self out of shit. Oh, my God.

I ain't know like, that's power. I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm scared. We all know somebody who probably more talented than us. We grew up around people who was the best. The head screen frame power. Everybody knew that was going to make it.

They never believed. I saw my Once they got out of school They never even went home And practiced that shit They was good at We were the motherfuckers Who was out there working

Trying to get better They was already better They weren't trying to get better though They didn't know that somebody else Was better than them Somebody else was out working them Hungry They went to the club one night

And told joke, nigga We went to every spot To the city was closed What nobody else left We drove all way out there, all way over here. We went to the black folks shit, we went to the white folks shit, we went to the weird old shit, we went to the shit that didn't nobody go to, we was there. The work niggas don't see. The work that didn't nobody see.

But the people who need to see, they stayed though. They're easy, it easy. That's she like easy. Oh, then not only that, we continue doing that. Going through the shit we're going through. Right. T. That's all he wants.

That's all he wants. That's all he wants. He don't want it. Yeah, I just want a little raves of the house. Don't put it on camera. Take it out. Oh, fuck it, you're hitting that. You're already here.

Let's get him a cup. We don't get a cup. Eat a little. No, we got shoes. You want some Kool-Aid or something. But we don't get a pretty son. You got a project, babe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You ain't got no grape in that bit. No, we got cherry, though. You're a practical baby for real, I thought. Yeah, yeah, bro. Man. I can hear you too. I love the cherry flavor. He's three projects, man,

Oxford, Mississippi. Rivers Hill. I ain't gonna lie to fuck with you. I always fuck with you though. And you know that. Eastview, EPP, concrete jungle, one way in, one way out. I stay right, I stay running into DZ,

DC, yeah, okay. I stay running my brother. He's up all the time. What's that, brother? He got you, brother. He got you. Yeah, yeah. Look, yeah.

That's what I like. That nigga got a great energy. He'd be outside. He'd be outside, bro. I be having to be outside. He's a machine gunner on the sniker. Then when you come, like me, you get what I'm saying?

He's the machine gun. Yeah. I'm the sniper. He said me. They love that bit. You know, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.

I already know a hard head. Exactly. I already know how to beat. I got the cover fire. I'm hard head. Because they're going to have some hard heads over here. And the only way to go at a hard head. See, that's how we're going to win.

Mm-hmm. I'm going around. I'm going around that bitch. He's going through the front. I ain't got the pinch of the seat. I'm coming around. Yeah. They ain't know.

When he came around, he unlocked the window. Read that right up. He did. He came this way. I told him, he didn't need and never leave a window unlocked. I'm coming through the motherfucker. I'm not going to know they've been to come to that bitch. Exactly.

DC. They've been to walk right to me in. I don't need. When you get in, the push the side, though, it's going to come open. I'm going to walk in. It's all right to know. They're going to walk to me. Exactly.

Who is it? I told him. They got to open the door. Hello. Hey, I, can we stop talking about gangster shit and shit? Yeah, we're talking about shit. We're talking about just. We're talking about life.

We're comedians. We do no gangster shit. The most gangster shit we do is go to these other cities and tell jokes. I'm telling them. We don't doubt no gangsterism. I slang joke. Yes, bro. I am a citizen.

We don't involve ourselves in anything gangsters. We're fucking top of our field down there. I watch the news. We're in the top 25 hottest comedians in the world. Why would we be out here doing gangster shit? We have so much to lose We are trying to build We build this shit

Talk your talk We are the people who understand That rap lyrics are just lyrics We live our lives in reality Real talk, though I don't want to be around Nothing gangster I don't want to be around

None of that Real talk I only want to be around Good people who have a lot Going on in life Who happy to be out And want to go to an event And have a nice time

And go to fuck home My husband and I have a good time We need to bring that dancing on the floor They got to be mandatory If you're coming in this motherfucker You got to dance on the floor It's mandatory Hey man

Ain't no standing around in the beat I don't get in this bitch Man, these motherfuckers We can get in this bitch Dude I'm like We should have been this shit I was on why Hey hold on okay

Security walking around Hey you ain't dancing Three Soles get your ass off that wall Man Well we got a damn Come on. Hold off and take a squeak. Come on, man.

I only do it. I only go to old people's shit now. You be drinking? Nope. Just my wit. Yeah, sometimes. Man, I started drinking for real, for real now, probably like 23. Yeah.

Yeah. You good? You said it. You told me like you was confessing. Like, hey, yeah, bro, I've been having a problem. No. I've been having a problem with the egg around trying to put it. That guy I'm trying to put it down from.

I wouldn't know that. I wouldn't tell her to get you that. Any tips? Stop asking for it. But first of all. Now I just fucking with you. But you're just chilling. Yeah.

Yeah, that ain't enough to really. Yeah. Who driving? I ain't got no drinking problem. I was just bullshit. Oh, good. Don't get one. I ain't, I ain't got an addicted personality.

Good. Do you? Nah. It'd be hard for you to let them all go. No. Like, when you're done with a girl is, it's hard if you let it go? Nah.

Okay. I don't want to be nowhere. I'm not wanting. It depends on what you're going to. That's what you're saying. No. What if she wanted you? But you just feel like, bro, I'm tired of her.

You can't just get up out of her? Yeah. Mm-mm. Yes, I can't. I'm the type of person where it's like I can give you 1,000% of me or a zero. I feel that. So as soon as you get tired of eating, say your heart down, but your mind ain't down no more. I'm gonna tell her.

You're gonna tell him. Yeah. We need to bring another bitch in or something. No, I'm gonna tell her. That what I do. What? No. I'm gonna pass that point.

You past that point? I'm talking like, what if, okay. The biggest reward that you can ever give yourself in life is the peace and the freedom of not having the hat behind how you feel. But what if like, I say, because I know, I know, I know my dog, he's married, he's been married for probably like 15, almost 20 years. So, boom, but they been built so much and had, like, kids, and, you know,

like, they didn't start businesses together and shit, you feel? But if they go through it, I ain't talking about, you know what I'm saying, but if they go through it, it'll probably be harder for them to leave each other and shit, though, too, though, you feel me? No. Not if they got, if they really loved each other and got respect, it'll be hard because the feelings will be hurt.

So what the hell? What we're gonna tell the kids? I don't have the answer for that, because I don't know the dynamic of the family. Real talk, though. That real. Your mic was still on? Yeah, them nigga kept the mic on,

freak-eyed, man. Hey, I'm wrong with y'all. Mute that shit. He's back to pissing this shit on the mic, man. We're having an intellectual conversation. It was off. All right, then. No, really.

That motherfucker lit up. Oh, shit. But I ain't gonna lie, though. Real shit. I'm talking about that. Yeah, look it's here. You got you. I'm trying to get this shit out.

Man, the feeling of being unwanted ain't no good feeling. That ain't good at all. No. The feeling of being unwanted. You can't make nobody want you either. Once somebody don't want you no more, they're over with it.

It ain't nothing you can buy, and they can say, and nothing you can do. Once the brain has switched off, it's off. It's off. And that's a bad feeling, bro. Especially what you had them, bro? You had them, and you fucked up, and you fucked up, and you got to realize you fucked up.

You got to sit in that, like, damn. But that's, you got to. You got to. You can't just fuck up and then act like you didn't know you was fucking up when you was fucking up. You knew you was about to fuck up. You were playing with him. You were playing with her.

You were playing with her. She showed your ass. It ain't even that you were playing with her. You were playing with yourself, Because even before you fucked up and you thought that shit, you knew that if this shit didn't go a certain way,

that you was going to be in this position that you went right now. That's a life lesson. You already didn't wade out the consequences. Nah, nah, nah, no, can what? The niggins thought the game was so good and it's been working so long. You thought if it weren't going to leave.

He fucked up because they said it don't work. She's leaving. It ain't never not work. He fucked up. What you mean? you leave. You know the dumb the dumbest shit

you're gonna do and like, tell the motherfucker to leave and they leave that's gonna hurt you more that's gonna be like, why the fuck did I tell her leave?

That motherfucker Ashby and so she's gone. She goes. She goes. She's like, where you going? No, my motherfake ain't for the 10, you know, baby,

I'm just, nah, damn. Hey, y'all feel like, y'all feel like, every girl that you deal with, date or whatever, they deserve an explanation why you don't fuck with them or why you can fucking with them

you feel like you gotta have that conversation with every girl you deal with? No, because there ain't no such thing is closure. You feel, me? Just let it go. Tell me, wherever girl you did with like now?

No, I'm talking about, like, yeah, like, in life, like, you feel me, if you did you're doing with her. I feel like, if it ain't no kids. You feel me, it ain't. You feel me? No, fuckin' banish.

Wake up, you just a hat. Go fink it right down. Out of here, bitch, you got me for real talk, though. What's the explanation supposed to do? All right, so I didn't have a cup of dimming with the grill and shit, right? Okay. Bitch, nothing.

We'll be, this d'all. We'll be talking or whatever, you feel, me, then I just don't feel like talking for it, or I ain't fucking with it no more, you feel like, the same spark we had disappeared way too quick for me to be feeling like, oh, I need to figure out what's wrong, shit. Oh, just tell her. No, I just left her alone. So we started, we started talking again type shit, you see what? She only came back to figure out why you never.

Yeah, exactly. Right. So she's like, now she's like, why you just do a woo, you feel and disappear and shit like that? And I told her straight up, like, I ain't feel like I needed an explanation to and tell you. What I was going to do? But you see how much time you could say?

Ain't nothing even happen. You did. I just had a hell of shit going on, and I ain't even feeling I'm just put you through that in. For sure, for sure, but that's a grown man. I got a hell of shit going on. But that's a grown man and be like, you know what, instead of me just drag your, bro.

I'm for the girl and just growing up. I'm just going to leave it. You could say your share some time and just did it then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fake. That's what I'm saying, man. Fuck that shit. But I'm saying, is that important?

Because I know they're going to get in the comments and shit in me. Yes, that is important or they're going to be like, nah, that it's going to be a topic. It's just, it's going to bear. It's a 50-50. It's a 50. Yeah.

I didn't hurt you and drag you. I could have said while I'm about to leave. I ain't, man. You're at, you feel, me? But that's weird. That's weird, though, to just leave. I got to disappear. Listen, bro.

Sometimes you just got to leave, though. Yeah. Because I just dealt with motherfuckers who did some shit that was high-led, you know, like a big red flag. It's like, you know, don't know. I'm not about to sit here and explain me what you did, because that's how you get down. I don't have enough invested in you to say whether you right or wrong. I just don't fuck with that. This is black man therapy.

It's crazy. We're even talking about this. I was thinking about this shit two days ago. And you know when that shit that pop up in your head, sometimes you've got to write that shit down so you can remember that shit. Don't mistake red flags for flaws. Right. It ain't a flaw. I just don't fuck with it.

It might be. It might be. be a pattern, though. But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Like, don't mistake the two. Know when it's a red flag and when it's a flaw.

You're like, all, that's a little bit. I can deal with that. Oh, yeah, pay, pay, pay. Red flat. Uh-huh. I don't know it's just a little too wide, but it's two. That's a flaw.

That's a flaw. That's a flaw. That's not what the type of shit I'm talking about. I'm talking about you see a motherfucker do some shit. You need a bathroom flow wet and shit out of that. No, not even pet and shit like that. Yeah, I don't like that type of shit, but I'm saying.

It's big to me, dude. That's a red man. With no shoes on, no socks on that bitch with that bitch, I'm going to, oh. I hate that. That's what they call it? A deal breaker. Yeah, that's a red flag.

You need to mop their flow, bitch. You need to dry it up, man. I guess a better way to say it would be once I see, like, your morals is fucking. Yeah, morals. That's red flag, ma'am. Oh, you do that type of shit? I can't fuck that.

That's red flag, mama. That ain't no flaw. I'm not saying this is a flaw. I'm saying that you can continue to do it. I don't have enough invested with you to correct me. That's what I'm saying. I didn't know you got down like that. That's a red flag for you.

You can get the fuck on. Yeah. Oh, you do powder? Yeah. Oh, I don't. You see what I'm saying? Oh, oh. Babe, girl, you're a drug at it.

Yeah, you're thinking. You're thugging. I ain't thugging that way, baby. Yeah, man, I ain't tugging that way. No, not all that you. You got your own cocaine. Ain't going to like me. Oh, you're trying to part of it.

Oh, you think you're going to do this shit in my house? I'm pet. I ain't, you know. Bitch, I'm going to sound like a mother, a single mother from the 90s. You brought that shit in my dad, damn. Get out. It's on the counter, though.

Oh, no. Oh, damn. Oh, boy. I was at the club with a girl. And like, hey, she wasn't doing coke. Oh. Yeah, we don't know. Ain't no coke store.

I was ready for the pot of cocaine. I'm in the party with a girl. And I end up alone for this reason. You got that lighter? She was like a cool, like, well put together, like, a little cute little girl. We're getting a part of it, and she gets to dance and twerking and shit. Her dress come up. They over that shit, and I'm over this little.

Her dress coming up. Her ass hanging out and shit, and she ain't even trying to fix her skirt and shit. And then she just turned me all the way out. I'm like, yeah. When I ain't here, you're from the damn it'll be ten times worse. You feel me? I'm like, I ain't even have to, I feel like I ain't have to explain that, that's what shit, I ain't even for the tip.

You bossy ass, I ain't going to be arguing with you about how you like to have fun. Right, because you about, that's you, that's who, that's who you, that's who you are. That's who you are. So I'm gonna let you rock so I can see how you is. I'm like, red flag. Red the fuck flag, bitch. I don't, you feel. I don't care.

And guess what? Pete. I don't have to tear this bitch nothing. Like, that's the shit I'm talking about. Ain't nothing weak. It's like, a thing can't fix it. That's shit you.

Mm-hmm. What? I don't, I don't respect it or disrespect. I just don't fuck with it. Yeah, it's like, hey, tripping. And you know what it is? That ain't for me.

We are of age to prioritize and manage our access. Yeah, Fax. And people who have access to. People who come around. These are the people that we chose to give action. At that time, especially understand what's going on at what time.

Like, it's all fun and games for that at that time. But if you was trying to do something and you realize, oh, no, I don't waste my time. I'm not partying. Yeah, yeah. You party. Yeah. I got to go.

Yeah. This ain't that. I'm up. Like, if you get in the bed with dirty feet, I probably never talk to you again. Yeah, boy, brother. How do you check, though, can they die in there? No.

If I come in your house and I look at your bath, I throw them in that bitch dirt, and you're a woman. Come on, man. You check behind the tongue. I'm looking at all that shit, behind the toilet toilet. Hey, hey. Cause I gotta make sure a nigga don't be here, too. I gotta make sure I don't.

Check, can't do be cologne. Opening clubs, oh. Who are closing? He's still. You still steal it? You still steal it? Yeah, I say that this shit. Hey, I ain't gonna lie a big coffee one time.

Like, you need to bring that bag. I was like, hey. I had to meet the bitch. Like, I was drummed off cocaine. I was like, huh? He'll steal this shit. Brother. I want to eat five minutes down the street.

That whole life. Hey, you didn't read that back. I was like, how should you know? I got that bacharite. Uh-uh. It was Gucci. Guilty guilty. Oh, God.

I was guilty. I had the Gucci and I was guilty. I'm telling you, bro. Guji guilty. Bro. Because she lied to him. I only stole it because she lied to him. She was like it was her spot.

Then I looked around. Yeah, you used to have, you know, people, little shit that a nigger do. Draw, it was like a, it were like a, it were like a change draw. Mm-hmm. I would like, ooh. Let me get some chat. Yeah. Yeah.

You got that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This nigger different, man. Well, I told the fuck off. Yes, I'm just. You ain't picked the late to say, man. I got the chain. It was that nigga chain.

Hey, it was the nigga tag. Bitch, you ain't got no piggyback. Bitch, I'm on my. Yeah, I really. This ain't got no piggyback. What did you say? I mean, I mean, I mean, black beautiful woman. You ain't got no piggyback.

Well, how about what? Man, it was, man. I ain't, I didn't have stolen. There wasn't no chain. There was a drug dealer chain. There was, miss, it's three. It's money. I'm grabbing wherever it on top.

This hundred, this hundred. This 50, 50. Don't want to look like I'm overstipped. What's that? In here, we're too. to the bathroom, I'm like, oh, yeah, Gucci. It didn't lose it in this, I'm like, I don't know, and it's like, this bit lying.

I'm going to risk my life. I know I'm laying in another nigga bed. I'm like, bro, this didn't walk in anymore. That would I be spooked by this time. I got to get out of here. You lied, shawder. This ain't too shit. I just, I ain't never stole.

When I was growing up, just having that attached to your name was just despicable. Yeah, being a thief. Yeah, being a thief. That's true deplorable. I ain't cool. I ain't right. I used to wrong the fuck out of shit, though. That was my thing.

I'm gonna tell you're gonna see it in my eyes. No. That's why she knew, five minute later. You got that, I do. You gonna bring it back. You want it, I got it, I got it. I ain't gonna act like I ain't got it. I got that shit.

No, I ain't see it. No, I ain't see it. No, that's where you go. That's where you start looking like a lame. Yeah, that's a T. What's the thing? What the fuck a nigga? Styl Cologne.

Man, chick, I had the coach. You were sitting on the couch. I looked like I still cook. I always smelled a gulet. Man, you're crazy. I took that shit. She said, you can have her out of them. I said, I know.

I'm going to give you both on back, bitch. I couldn't do it. I ain't never got down. No, that can't do this stil. Yeah. I ain't going to have been a rower. You're a taker. You're a taker.

It's a different. Stilling is like you sneak in and all that. Like, if a motherfucker, leave some money around me. I ain't like that. You could trust a nigga. I had to. And I got out of my car back.

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All right, man, robbing was my thing. That's how I figured out that shit wasn't cool. As soon as I tried to, soon as I stopped raw, I got rock. Damn. You know, slang and I, you know. If you shoot something, you ain't going to get shot. You live by the gun, you die back. You feel me?

You make a nigga feel that bitch. You're going to have to feel one of them bitches one day. So, J.B. ready. You know, me. Real talk, like this disciple, like light ain't nothing new under the sun, ain't nothing but the cycle, you feel, me, whatever you dish up. That was coming back in, tenfold. They say that in every religion.

All of them. All of them. You got to be ready and prepared by all this shit. Yeah, yeah, though. I just be one of them nils, no, because me, nah, I play golf, I cheer. I go with golf, lit ain't. Man, that shit. You sorry?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What is wrong, nigg? Look me up on what that is complex? Complex. I'm top ten. I'm top ten, rappers who golf, I'm good. I'm number nine, I ain't number eight, though.

No cap. I'm on that bitch, though. Oh, complex? Yeah, yeah. I think school boy Q had beat me. I was mad as fuck they put school. Well, no, you go crazy then. Yeah, I won the trophy in New Jersey.

Look, you out here winning tournament, sister? Yeah, yeah. Man, that shit. Man, when you start going? When are you starting to go? I'm sorry. I had moved to California. And then they had lost my sister through my transcripts away.

While she was cleaning up the house, so I couldn't get in school for a long time. I was out of school, probably like. That's why I said people like, school wasn't for me, but when I was getting in trouble going to jail, I did a lot of reading because I love words. I always love writing and reading and shit. So I kind of like taught myself how to communicate enough to where I can ask questions and learn more, you feel him, in game or not. So boom, got down. When I was out of school, my mama had met a dude, you feel, and I was getting in trouble and shit, so she said I couldn't go nowhere unless I'm going with him to the golf court.

So that was the only place I could go. And then I hit one good ball one day, and it was like, I fuck with this shit, yeah. I'm probably like 12 or 13 Oh, you bred it in that shit Yeah, you didn't play I'm fine I ain't saying on the bitch There's no shit like that

You can never be perfect at golf And I only go these days Because it's the only place You can drink and drive And I get pulled off Damn That's smart though Yeah

I'm on that golf court trip I ain't gonna lie for that shit That's where all the big money Be conversation Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Yeah, sir That's why I gotta get my game

Right because my conversation Ain't matching my game You got them I'm about there talking Crazy in the bed And they go out there Yeah Yeah.

That's the thing. You know life by pads words. You remember, like, back in the days, and you'll be playing with your partners and shit. Yeah, it'll be like, nah, nah, who'd out? What the pad word? Right. And they let you in the dough.

With golfing, like, I feel like everything got pairs words when you're trying to do business or you're trying to reach another level. With golfing is like, I, they sit and watch. I had an ankle money on one time, you feel me? So everybody was looking at me like, who's the black kid? You feel? So boom, I hit the ball, straight down the fell away. You feel.

Now, everybody started asking me questions. Hey, what do you do? That was my parents. where, you feel them, when they seen that I can play at least a little bit, you feel them? They're like, okay, I bet. We're gonna open the door. He ain't just up here, boy, shit, and trying to just play golf, you know?

That's what they're gonna say when they see me out there. Because I'm bull. He's just, booed. Look, all the thing they gotta do. Look, all the thing that's gonna do, just go. Like, top golf hook out of it. They give you the weak-ass golf clubs at top golf out of it. Go to the driving range at the golf course.

You ain't gotta go do no nine holes. You feel me. Go to the driving range and just use their club. I play baseball. Take a girl with you. Take some shots. trying to take it from jail. Yeah, it ain't like baseball, yeah.

So my mechanics and my muscle murmur is so fuck, though, because I'm like, I'm trying to whack. It ain't, it ain't a strength thing. It's like, and then that's why I like it too, because it's the only, it's the only sport you can play when you get older. And they fuck me up one time, too. It's like, I'm hitting the bomb.

I'm trying, I'm having the worst day of my motherfucking career. You have to do nothing. Man, this old-ass man that's on my team, bro. I'm talking about he, he like 70, bro. Hit that bitch all the way to the green, bro. You're not playing. It's not a screen.

He's been doing this shit 50 years. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a flow, it's a flow thing. It's like, it's a flow thing, you feel? You just gotta be in tune with it for real. Yeah. I'll be trying. That shit. That shit lit.

You gotta go on the right day, though, girl. Hot day. Ooh, yeah, it's a fake. Nigger, please. Yeah, yeah, it's a fray. Like, do by three holes. I'm out of here. Hey, man.

You see my cart going across the green. Where you going? To the fucking lot. I'm out. Go on, boy, y'all trip. It's hot here. shit for a long time. So long, I ain't even said it. Welcome back to the

85 South show. Oh, he this bitch. You know what to have a year. If you've been watching it for this long, I know you've probably been sitting up waiting, probably like when are he going to say it? What? I was going to say it eventually. Talk you'll talk, niggis. But sometimes,

you just got to let the shit happen as it's happening. This is called organic podcasting. Oh, you're too much. Yeah. We don't have to do all that shit right there. Like you said, it's family. Nah, for sure, we've been kicking it. We were talking about an hour before the cameras even turned on.

You introduced us this time. Hey, man, it's all right here with the 8 of 5 stars. So you already know that there's a big overkill. Don't call this nothing but left. We in this bitch. And you know the day I got my dog, man. I'm talking about we're respected in the street. You hear me, I'm talking about we're respected throughout the motherfucking industry.

You feel me, whatever industry you want to call it, acting, singing, uh, uh, anything. We got my buddy this here. I'm flying out. And give up on top of that. Yeah, that rick, yeah, yeah, yeah. And on my motherfucker, love, you're right, we got my dog, Carlos Miller. Hey, I'm talking about...

Hey, I'm respected in the streets, too. Oh. Hey, dude. We got my dog, Carlos Miller. I'm talking to respect it. And everything you do, we're respected, well connected. You feel me? Y'all keep it up with my daughter.

Okay, yeah. All right. I'm so goddamn. I'm so goddamn respected in these streets. Yeah, talk your time. You're like Mr. Bell with it around this, motherfucker. I'm right up in there with all the... I did good though.

I'm in there with all together, let's you think. Nick. All right. In the street. I got him started. Yes, you did. I'm right there behind Fantasia. I see what you're saying.

I see what you're saying, though. I get that kind of look. Yeah. Yeah. Where motherfuckers come out of the kitchen and take pictures? Shit, Lose, I've been back there all day. That type of shit. Right.

Niggins jumping all of that. out of 18 willers and making you turns and shit, I know that ain't my dick. Real talk about, though. Real talk, though. Real talk, though. What they say? Hey, they keep doing your motherfuckin' man. What they say, the 18 wheel?

I know that ain't my dick. Nah, man, I'm finit polo. Yeah. Kids on the school butt act a goddamn fool when they see that on their shirt. Got the road a winter that I let them know it you. Cause I'm on your ass, boy. Hey, you ever be fucking with people? Like, go to the way you know you ain't supposed to be

and just, wait, and just, nigga, peep and shit. Uh-uh. But once they know me, I got to do, they got to let me do something extra. They got to let me act a fool. Everybody's throwing on me. Y'all got let me talk on their goddamn microphone. You said something at Walmart, me.

I was on tour with Kevin Gates, right? So when Kevin Gates will go on stage, I go to the crowd and he and shows them. Because I ain't a lot of a big-ha fan of Kevin Gates, right so boom i'd be in the crowd standing right next to a motherfucking boom while i see them look at me like and i look at them yeah yeah we're watching the show though don't do that we're watching the show yeah oh my fucking they go crazy you're a real dude oh man let's watch the show though

yeah they fall in the whole time not delicious i didn't do that what i do dunk it don't no i did ah we thought it down Knock the dog. Knock the dog. Pick a bag up? Oh, pick a bag up? No. Damn, okay.

That was the last Rikiki, man. Shit, I ain't tripping about that Rikiki. I don't know what you're putting that motherfucker. What the fuck is this Rikiki anyway? Shout out to everybody who's been supporting. I don't fucking... For the past 10 years. That's dope.

That's dope. That's a huge milestone, man. We had a lot of ups and downs, laughs and cry. We still pull up and talk. Talk shit. Still pulling up. Not only talking shit. This medicine.

Oh, that's what I'm gonna say. You hear the talking shit. You hear the talking shit people you're saying us. Do y'all know how hard it is to talk 10 years of shit and still be coming up with new shit to talk when you're talking shit for 10 years? Yes. Because we live in life, peace. This shit ain't like we just up here talking about nothing. We talk about shit every day.

I've been doing it for 20. We're going to talk. That's the shit I'm talking about. 20 years. On stage? On stage. Have you counted your stage show? 20 years!

How many shows you can do in 20 years? That's a dub. That's like 1,500. So when I started, you were only on year 8? 20 years. Yeah. Damn. 20 years, man.

This is my 20th year. Bro, how the fuck y'all get up there and don't know music be playing while you're doing that shit? I couldn't stand for you. from the crowd in this dead silence and just me on the mic it's got to be some music okay this is what I do

I'm rapping all right boom y'all get up that motherfucker and it'd be dead as quiet and you have to you got to tend to all these people

bro this crazy is fucking it's a different it's a different way of when we're looking at y'all and like y'all gotta go

up there and rap and remember all that shit yeah you feel I'm a comedian but I rap too but you know how hard that for me

remember my rap it'd be a lot of like improv though too but that's the The thing, that's the difference between the GIF and the, like, the calling and the hobby. The calling is the comedian. Yeah, fact. You feel, man?

We can go to that, but we can talk about a premise right here and go on stage and create the joke, but that's what come with being the professional. I got to listen to my song a hundred times, remember this motherfucker. Yeah, boy. That looks like twice as old. I don't know. I don't know so much music, but I don't be knowing what I think. Yeah, ain't going to lie, though. Yeah, that's real, though.

You feel? I might say a line before a line. Yeah, they're real, though. I just got to listen. It's repetition, though. As I get it, I got it. Is it a difference, is it a difference? My man, I'm asking questions.

I'm rapping to that. But is it a difference between, like, performing as a rapper and performing, like, to you? Yeah, yeah. How do it feel? The comedian, it's an art form, and it's like a show, and it's like an act. But you can, you can mix. Not saying that it's fate, but it's like a, I get it when you,

because sometimes on my music stop, I might say, man, bro, he ain't did nothing the whole night, he ain't bobby head in my music or nothing. But I had to establish my music and nothing. as a comedian before I try to mix it. Yeah. What is a comedian? Yeah.

Yeah. Before I even try to do anything extra. Yeah. I got to do that first. Yeah, because I don't know that, because that's the cause. That's the call. I got to do that before I even try to mix it in. Now that I know how to do it, now I'm able enough to understand what a joke, how to write a joke, keeps you shit.

Know that's funny. Ask you shit. Punching. I've been working with my brother. Now with the music, I'm a sex symbol. What I just thought I had here I gotta switch it

I gotta this the time I'm like Woo Hey shit fart it bitch We're gonna We're down real talk See look

I've been doing this shit So I know for a fact That what you're saying And what you're doing Two totally different things Some motherfuckers

This is skill That's saying shit Some motherfuck is skilled at doing shit. Some motherfuckers are skilled at both. But as a comedian, it's not just about

the shit that you say. You really have to create. It's really, it's really you've got your own scene in a movie. You get what I'm saying? Everything you say don't have to be funny. It has to tie into your performance.

You get what I'm saying? You need to have to have. I have some funny shit to stay. Like, but you got to do some shit with this funny shit that you're saying. What did you say? Like the, like, who that was used to hit the mic? Like, who that was used to hit the mic?

Hit the mic and hit the mic and shit. He brought it to life. Yeah, real stuff. He brought it to life. Yeah, I feel what you saying. That's real. Yeah. That's hard.

But that's hard to come by. That's a lot of work. That's a lot of years of what he's 20 years are going on. Yeah. Did night, they don't know we went to five club tonight. you said, even though when you're going on stage. You know how much shit I had to try that didn't work, though? Just to get

to that part, I might have found that part on accident. Oh, y'all liked that shit. It'd be like, oh, this ain't worked at this. I'm talking to the ones that didn't work. I'm talking to the one. I'm talking to them. You're like, but this is going to be a kill. But the, the best thing about them is when you go back to him. Like, sometimes you

realize why they want to kill them. No, sometimes you have to catch up to the shit that you wrote running and tell you that. You can write a motherfucking banger, but you ain't at a of your career while you even understand. Uh-huh. This ain't a joke. I understand.

This is a set. Uh-huh. This is the, this, this is the, this is the, this is the, this is the, this is the punchline that you keep bringing back. Mm-hmm. This is the theme right here. Mm-hmm. This one joke is defining this whole set. Because I'm a, I can say this shit, then I can talk about this shit, then I can get to this part of the shit.

Then I can wrap it into this. Then when I go up on the road and perform it, what's that shit? That's, okay, watch how I add this to it the next time I do it in Cleveland. Oh, if I say this like this, if I slow it down, this on one joke. Man, no, no, we do all that on one joke. One joke.

But guess what, to go get some money, you need 20 and 30 of them. Hold up, hold up, hold on, hold on. Don't just even say 20 and 30 of them, bitch, 20 and 30 of them at a pace where you know if it's a minute long, three minute long, This will rapid fire.

This might just get one of them. Hey, man. Well, that's it deep as is. All you got to get another one. Come on. I don't give a fuck. What's up going on? I don't give a fuck how good of a comedian you are.

Every comedian in the world has done an hour said in ten minutes before. But you don't ran through all that material. Hey, man. Hey, that's crazy. You don't ran through all that material. Y'all job harder now. Because we know, we know, we know. You look at that time, that motherfucker's eight.

Ten. 59. You're like, what? Hey, hey. This is the one that fuck you up, though. Sunday night on show number eight. And they tell you, hey, you can keep it tight on this one, man. We got to get out of here. I'll get you light at 45.

You'd be on stage two hours and never see that goddamn light. Like, nigg, it's 11 o'clock. Why ain't nobody say shit? It's overworking. Man. What's the longer you never did on stage? Me? Three hours. I did three hours. I did two-fifteen.

Three hours. That's motherfuckers did not get up. Man, y'all job harder than ours because, and I ain't just saying that, because we know what the hit feels. I know what the crowd wanted to hear, man, you feel? Y'all got to come up with this bitch, and y'all rolling the dice with head, wasn't it? Every crowd, like, you feel? You know, it's our therapy, though, bro, because we don't talk. Yeah.

So, when we get on stage, we formulate the pain within a joke, and we put it on somebody else. Uh-huh. We say it's somebody else, but that shit really be like, I know a nigga named Earl. You're going to do it, right? And the nigga crazy, man. Bitch punch them all in the eye.

He got a black guy on his name. The nigga puffed all in the eye. He told him about himself. That nigga fucked up. But that's the best way to not get your jokes stolen when your jokes is personal about you. And that's the perfect way to peep when the nigger stole your. Don't, man, I mean, I was talking about me, fool.

You got my shit. Nick, when you're staying in the apartment, 4B? Oh, God, though. Fobie? You might say some other shit. I stayed in a condo. 3D. Damn.

So, in y'all, in that industry, I got hell of a quiz. In that industry, y'all's gonna ask you a question. A nigga might hearse your shit worked that night, and then the next night, he got a joke, just like your shit. Right.

And you're like, that's my shit for real, but you tweaked it and it ain't mine. That go on in the music industry. You ain't trying to do it. It's just so happy you did it. But if I mix the Adele's phone right now and redo it in the music industry,

Dale got down, oh, that's hard. But you can't remix the niggins shit in y'all's shit because that's your material, you feel you? Now, we can have the same premise. We can talk about I, everybody talking about e-coochoochoo. You're talking about E-Coochoochis. You're talking about E-Coochoochis. That's cool.

But if you're talking about Ian Coochoochia, on the bus. And then I was talking about eating coogey on the bus. Yeah. Come on somebody. Yeah, I feel the fuck I did, though. I feel the fuck I did. I feel it. Shit. That's crazy. Everybody like to eat coochie on the bus. Yeah, yeah, I'm fair.

Hey, Craig. Yeah. Niggum might say the joke before you. Niggum might interrupt you while you're on stay. E coochie on the butt, man. We heard that, before. Yeah, go fending. Now the nigga I look back and look like eyes that the nigga he stole it from.

Finish that shit, man. That shit be real, bro. That's why I, as a comedian, he's so, that's why I'm glad I grew around these fucking niggas in the gym that I always want to get shocked. Because I can't be mediocre. He said, man, I don't get a fucking if a nigga said.

Go up there and show him how to sit. I said, you ain't fin to do that. He said, why did this shit? That the nigga went up there and said the exact same thing and his laugh was way more louder. Perils. Yeah, because you don't, that's still your joke

and don't even get the good point. Yeah. Don't have steel it. Do the whole joke, nigga. That's charisma though. Get me out here looking crazy. I saw it.

I saw that in my wife. That's charisma. The definition of charisma to all the kids who y'all stay at school, the definition of charisma is personality traits people can only come to you for it. So he's saying that, but he can't got the personality traits

that a nigga got. So when you get on that motherfucker and you come with your sweat, they're like, oh! They feel it, and they feel it more. Because he ain't got the same person at the truth. That's charisma. He probably ain't got no charisma

at all. He's sending shit from people. That what the fuck he's doing? I saw that shit. This is the thing too, though. Once you get to a certain point or you just depending on the joke, sometimes if you know you're a better comedian, that just make you just stay away from that shit

all together. Yeah. Yeah. It's like me and this nigga ain't nowhere comparable. So if that's the type of shit that he's talking about, that mean... I mean... I need to be talking about some other shit. I don't need to be on that shit. Yeah. Because we get challenged every day, every night as a comedian.

Because we're listening to somebody to see what's going on just to make sure the motherfucker I ain't on the same shit. You feel what I'm saying? You might go out there, say your jokes and you're like, damn, I know that you're not a nigga might tell you three-four niggins came up there and said, talk about the same shit. You're like, oh, I wish I would have knew that. I would switch some shit.

But see, the only people who really posted, like, still your jokes is your fans. and they ain't supposed to like put them on social media they're just supposed to say them yeah they just down to their home boys and they put them on social media yeah you can't make them your Facebook status right yeah

tell them at work and shit you can because that's your legacy as a comedian that's what makes people a nigga will make a whole little meme post what you said and they're putting nobody nobody no favors by stealing from us

come on man let us let us live let us do a thing because you don't even I'm going to bid it together, I'm going to make a page and you run my field page. To the people. Give me a cut.

Send my cut. Yeah, here. I'm seeing your cut. Any nigga to make some money out of me, send me something. This is your material. To the people that record our shows, understand this. Okay. Are they, listen.

To the people who record our shows. Send me their shit. Send me their names and shit. I don't find them. Understand this. Like he said, you do no justice when you put it on Facebook. What the hell does that mean when you, does that mean when you?

You post the show on Facebook. You're just showing the world you was at the show? Who are you doing this for? Oh, at the live shows. You show the world you was at the show. They're sneaking in the movie theater with the camera and the tagging. You're bootlegging the material. Why you're bootlegging?

Why you're bootlegging? Come enjoy the experience, tell somebody. Back in the day of Tupac Numbius be whooping niggas and selling fake merchant shit in front of the shit. But that's all over the internet. Man, you can't whip Miss Joanne for recording your hour-long set on her Android. on, man. That shit blew the night.

You want to be mad, but then you go through the page. There ain't but 31 people watch it, man. He ain't working on men, Joanna. There real. There's real. She's shaking the whole time anyway, man.

Karen, shake it like a motherfucker. The spotlight, you can't even see you. It's your voice, but you can't really see that shit. Yeah, you're stupid, bro. They ain't doing us no favors by doing that shit, though, man.

Man, we can really talk this shit all night, Yeah, yeah, all night. I'm here. I can sit my feet on y'all. Go ahead, man. I really want to show all my custom chook. Talk to your talk. It mess my hat.

You know. They're custom. Yeah, they're custom. Who did? Who did it? Got. Same nigga who did the hat. Oh, okay.

That's a nigga who did the hat. That's a bull, y'all. It's a bull. Hey, can we give a shout out to all the people? That's not. And make us custom shit and give it to us and bring it to us. Yeah, for sure. Okay, okay.

Do what I got. Do what I got. People, I know y'all got clothes. I know y'all got clothes and I know y'all you want to give us clothes but if you wouldn't wear the clothes Don't finish shit

Nah ain't like they be wearing that we can't No they only wear it so you can wear it They don't wear it They don't wear it They just so you can wear it I know you don't wear this

You were gonna let me do that No I wouldn't You just didn't let me pull that in that I just got out of the float I ain't know what the fuck you were doing I thought we were friends I see your problem You like to blame your your problem

with other people. Nick, correct. He said, but that's crazy. Carlo, you were about to make me. I thought he was got... I said you were about to let me. I thought he was moving the shit out of the way. I didn't know.

What the fuck was going on? That's crazy, bro. I thought we were friends. This show is sponsored in part by Activator. Jerry Curr, Activator. Gang, you got to do it one time. For being a vital part of the black community. in the early 80s, in the mid-80s.

You got to get a Jericho. And all the way up to 1995. Rest in peace, the Jericho Activator. It's not working in the 2000. What you say I gotta do? I was saying get one. With what? Jerry Curr, why are you rubbing your beers in?

Coming up, I'm trying to figure out where it's going with this. You make me want one in the business. You need one. You need one, man. You need one, man. He's sit there and think of shit. Oh, yeah. I'm 28.

28. I don't think I'm ever get this up here. My pops ain't got nothing but to go to me. I ain't going to have nothing but to go. Yeah, if you don't get it at certain age as, right? Yeah. I was at school with the niggas who I had all this shit. I was like, what the fuck?

You don't know, you ain't 30 yet. I just got this. You ain't 30 yet. I'm 208. You ain't 30 yet, though. I ain't getting out of this. Man, COVID fuck my shit up when I had to start wearing them stupid-ass. My shit were growing.

E! Nigg is. You were down the time while my shit were growing. I can't stay anything, need, man. I saw that, nigga. You said the COVID, man. The man had my shit all. It would cut my shit.

Man, my shit gaped up from the man, right? Oh, everything I love, boy, I got pissing with my shit flourishing, boy. Like 2019. You're going to Rick and Rose on him. Oh, hell, yeah, I'm trying, bro, this shit. You got out of the way. They got some little shit.

I be standing a little shit on TikTok. They be having a little Oz and put on your face. We didn't think they're going to put that shit on my face, but my shit, go . Boy, you're gonna wake up. You're gonna wake up, you're gonna be... My shit, man. That shit went crazy, man.

That shit went crazy. I was trying to put some bull of my shit, my shit. That's the back to what's gonna fucking happen, man. Yeah, we fuck, duh. I don't try nothing to that shit. Yeah, nah. No, that shit happened, man. You just leave that shit alone and grow in.

You got to tell you good kids. Hey, man, what's gonna be in there? Whatcha mean? What you mean? I poke with chico every time I come in here. He don't like you. me or something? Hell, nah.

He fucked with you. We just left Houston. Oh, hell, I bet. I was just to say, chico. Get up with me, Cairn. Yeah, he don't live in North Carolina. Tell him when the album dropped, man. Tell him when the album drop, man.

Yeah, I'm trying to drop it on the tub. You know, I'm independent right now, so I really do what I want, man. If I wake up in the morning, I feel like dropping on the tough, I'm gonna drop on the tub, man, yeah, man, really top. What do you find you at with the streaming shit? Stream and shit? Yeah, well, like, out, make sure you still breathe, you hear me, type it on BPs.

OMB PISA. OMB underscote Pisa, man. You're going to find me. Social media. Social media. On B underscore Pisa. Type in, type in, type in Flies most,

handsomest, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, most, thickest, rug as bone. Yeah. I'm, I'm a hood. Type in hood, hope it's romantic. I'm a pop up. That's a hell of a plug.

That's stupid and fuck. Type in. Hey, yeah, I've been telling myself, though, everything I do, bro, I got to just start doing the foot. We got to pop your shit, right? Have fun, bro. I'm going to put the girls and shit, bro, you feel me? I ain't, I feel like I'm just gonna shine

with my personality, you feel me? I don't like watches, I don't like shit like that. I don't really like zero, I feel like I'm a diamond, you hear me? So here where I go, I just try to shine that light, bro, yeah, try to make everybody happy, make everybody feel about it. That Rolex was a bitch. I like that watch though. No, this is a, it's a poster. It's a, it's a, it's a,

Saco, one of them, one of the motherfuckers. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, spilled liquor all over our goddamn floor. I'm sorry, my dude. But, uh, I sincerely apologize for my, my mishaps, mistakes for like a better one. Well, let it go this time. We got you a gift. Come on, come on, come back.

We got you a gift, Pizzi. Hey, Pizzi, we got you, we got you, we got your gift, man. Bring it on. We got you a gift, buddy. Who me? It's not much, but just a gift, just a gift, talking about. We always make sure. Man, we all know how it is being a breadwinner, bro. You don't get too many gifts. Every time you go to the club, every time Crimmel come around, everybody looking at you.

You hear me? Yep. I don't go for what's in this fucking bag. It's something good. You're going to like it. You're going to like it. Look at it, bro. You're going to like it. You got to hug it first. All right, bro. You're going to like it. You're going to like it. I know you're going to like it. I know you're going to get appreciated these days, bro. Nick said you got to hug you first. I know you're gonna like it. It's fucking dope. I got me a snap, babe.

Mm-hmm. I got on this little bit of ass head. I keep having a feast here. You gotta put it on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dick. We know you're gonna like it. Ah, it's a check guy.

Yep, and you're from the South. Come on, bro. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on, Joan. You know how we get down. Yeah! I'm wearing this in New York and L.A.

Put it up. Like this. Check it out. Yes, sir. Ski. Mm-hmm. Just like that, bro. You got my close up.

You got the gunshot in the close up. Make sure they get their hat, man. There's not no game, baby. Yeah, me. Players and shit, man. You feel me? That's it. That's it.

Come on, man. Come to the South. Come to the South. I know you need it. I know you need it. We open doors for you and shit. Huh? We told these songs are nice.

Gangsy gentlemen. I'm a hood, hopeless, romantic. I just slung a whole lot of iron, but I'm still looking for something fine. Yeah, man. It's worth my time. You already found it? He's about to get married soon.

Oh, my God. I ain't going to be able to decline. Hey, I appreciate this. Mm-hmm. Hey, man. Well, there you have it, folks. Come on now. OMB-P-Zy, 85 South's show.

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