The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Parenthood ft. Navv Greene | Ep. 23

Episode Date: May 20, 2016

The best fast food shift leader in the game aka Navv Green stops by the 85 South Show. He breaks down the ins & outs of the fast food industry and what it means to take hood strategy to the corporate world. DC also breaks the news of his first child on the way. Navv & Karlous give him some thoughts on what to look out for. Some of our in studio guests give some insight from the female perspective. Of course we let you know who this podcast is for. #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I get you say. She ain't know I remiss it. Come for that pussy. She's my way. My girl. My girl. She was like, ooh, that's that new to a taste. I was like, yes, sir.

Trying to fuck your girl. Your girl. Oh, who, who, who, who, who. Fuck you me. I ate so much pussy. The tax they envy me. I eat so much booty. Oh, I gotta pick my teeth.

Oh man We're back in here again A skibbitty wee bop A webop a Scooby-Doo Guess what America We love you Ha ha ha You're listening to the 85 South show

A podcast Yeah For niggas who don't have cars But be everywhere I just don't like that one Because it got my shit muffled What?

I mean I can hear myself I don't care I really care Yeah Yeah Put the chicken away I'm just letting everybody get acclimated You know, Nav ain't used to be around

Million-dollar shit like that. You gotta make sure that shit ain't live, bro. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I want to make you. Hey, Nap, this is the big leagues, man. Look around. Hey, y'all impressed me when I pulled them and seeing y'all was in some shit like that.

Oh, you thought we were in like a house of this? That's why I thought y'all was on Camelton or some shit. I'm crazy. I name me more than that to these streets, bro. You think these niggies want to see us report. We're going to be on the road. Right.

You think niggies. just want to see us record a podcast in somebody kitchen. But you got to think about it. People don't know where you're at. So you can sit. That's why we got the nigga on the camera where you can show them. Can we say this shit for the podcast? Nick, we're recording it right now. You just didn't know it. Oh shit.

Well, welcome back everybody to the 85 South Show. I'm DC Unfly. I didn't know this shit was recording. Yeah, that's how we do it, bro. The intro is no intro. We just be talking regular shit. You ain't been paying attention to the program. Hey, man. Go get that blood out of the car, bro. You know what I'm saying? Hey, yeah. South show. The 85.

Welcome back to another episode of the 85 South show. It's your man, Carlos Miller. I am in here with my nigger. That's the part where you say your name. Oh, D.C. your motherfucking flina. Nogger. Fuck you mean. It's the Hispanic monkey.

Baby, can not eat your monkey. Hey, bro. Out of all the shit you've been doing lately, that Hispanic monkey fun. Man, that shit fun. Folks that be walking up on me like, hey, man, you need to do me his Hispanic monkey. I'm like, he's the Hispanic monkey. And they fuck at my feet

You remember when you first did it I was like, oh no flat they might be offended But then you finesse that shit Because it's really ain't about them It's about me anyway I don't get a fuck about them Speaking of fuck them

We got one of my partners in here today Who? This nigga don't give a fuck about Nobody, how you feel He didn't, hey, the number one shift leader in Georgia right now I need a job I'm talking about this

If you need a job This is who you need to talk to Who? My nigger The shift leader Nav Green is on the 85 South show. They got, what's on, Nick?

They're my dog. My archive, brother, what's up? I'm doing this for all the shift leads across America, man. Man, give them some shout-outs, bro. Yo, first of all, to all the crew members who I ever were trained up,

you know what I'm saying? It's good to see when niggas still under you. I look back, and they still look up to me. That nigga said, don't a frack get dropped. And it still ain't getting dropped.

Man, I'm still glad to see you out here doing your thing, you feel, me? I heard you about to get promoted regional manager oh yeah they tried to a couple months back yeah i turned the shit international man why you take that shit so serious bro you just got to think about it man like whatever dreams you had growing up yeah that's your dream i always wanted to be a shift leader at macdonald's yeah so when i when i got this shit it's like i could die right now

i don't i don't did all i wanted to do you tell i could die right that niggas i could die right now, bro. That's what it is, man. That nigga's going to drop dead with his shivlin's bad. Bro, you know we're going to have to get into it and talk all that shit to see what really drive the shift leader. Man, I heard you had to let some motherfuckers go. Like who?

I heard he had to let some motherfuckers go, man. I heard the register was coming up shocked. Then the nigger had counted the sweet and sows. It was like some packs of sweet and sows. He ain't called a nigga in the nigg. Man, what? What? You know what I'm saying?

I don't want to be on no Charlemagne to God's shit, but I want to get right to the hard shit. I want to know who ain't respecting y'all night, ship leader. No, you know, I'm just the shift leader here. You know, that's the nigga you talk to when shit need to be talked about. So I'm going on here and go on here and, you know, address the elephant in the room. Why the motherfucking ice cream machine always down? And see, that's the thing, man. The ice cream machine ain't down.

I just feel like it's an age limit with people asking for ice cream. If you 30 and 35, 36, get your ass you big mac and keep riding. Like, some people don't need the ice cream for the kids. That's why the shit be down. So it don't be down It's down for you So when the niggas ride through The drive-through

I only get some cookies And you tell them you ain't got no cookies You'd really be lying Because you really got cookies You just want a nigga to spin that can Yeah man See now I'm gonna sound like a hater Because now I want to say

Who the fuck is you? Who is you to decide? Who is you to not give me my cookie That way I'm gonna go to window Barker King on your bitch ass Oh shit Y'all some hood Y'all from the hood

Y'all from the streets That's just like if you're selling weed right somebody want a seven but somebody want a little gram so somebody pulling up they want a combo and somebody want just a cookie I'm not gonna keep walking back and forth I see what you're doing I see what you doing

he's gonna walk back and forth from the window for a cook you didn't took the trap the corporate America on that real nigga shit man I ain't know he would do so niggas really want the cookie want a knit and I'm coming to get the combo

I'm really buying an ounce I feel you shit leader fuck them cookies I'll never get cookies again I'm gonna get the men you the whole meal next time I go what made you decide to just take your trap mentality to the street

to the you know corporate like that because I had to I had to switch it up on to do something they ain't never seen done before right you know what I'm saying so it was like the street's mine yeah but I didn't really want to be in the streets because I wanted my mama to be proud of

what you what would you say to all them niggas who out there fake balling who would be like oh let me see what would you say to all them niggas who be out there fake ball and like oh this nigga working McDonald's I don't know. This nigga ain't getting it like that. What would you say to them, nigga? Man, you see my paycheck. Them niggins shut the fuck up right on site.

Air two weeks. Air two weeks. One week, every week. Every week. Man, I negotiated my contract. They get paid every week. They're dropping yours off. I'm the only one getting paid every week.

Nigger, drop some clap for that. That's gangsta-ass shit right there. I just got one question. Go ahead, bro. Talk to her. I mean, you know, I'm excited because I've been wondering I'll let the nigga anyway. I ain't talked to him since.

he got his own stove. I got one question. What's your ass going to do if you ever get fired? Yeah, well, job security. Like, niggas are coming in and say, Chef Leader. Hey, we're going in a new direction. You fired, motherfuckles. Now, you drop some fried, bitch.

We're going to keep your information off out. Oh, man. And that's what I can tell y'all to understand. What? Like, certain people can't be replaced. Like, Lil Wayne can't never be off cash money. Yeah, he can't be. No matter, like, it can't be done.

Right. Me without that shift leader shirt is like... They're like T-Pain with no auto to him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like... Hey, I'm better write that down. It's just like that.

You know what I'm saying? It's just like that, bro. That's like a baby with no way. That's crazy, man. What, he's a baby with no way? And you know what it is, bro? I remember when you was out there. He's a new boy.

You got to turn his name of the new bond. I remember when you was out there. It's like your whole focus doesn't shift, man. It's like I can really... You get what I said. You like the wordplay. Your whole focus is this shift? Shift, like, literally.

You know what I'm saying? Hell, yeah. That's crazy, shift leader. So what if they come in there with like a double shift leader? Like, a shifter. They just name them shifter. Yeah. Like, y'all got to work together.

It'll be like that dude design and future. You know what I'm saying? You can't pound to me. You know what I'm saying? Hey, my man, man, when do they make rib coming back? See, that's the thing. You don't never leave. Oh.

You just had to know what I'm trying. Hey, oh, okay. It's all way there. Well, we got my nigga to Shipley to in here today, man. Shiff leader going to sit in on the podcast, man. I wish a nigga would not. I wish a nigga would tell me they ain't got shit. I'm like, let's hear.

I call Shively, though. They were like, excuse me, sir, oh, we just got a new shit in here. I know you do. You ain't going to lie to me, bitch. Let's go into some comedy news right quick, man. Shout out to my dog, Lil Reel, man. Little Real, his comedy special, Relevant, is now available on. Netflix, man. First of all, I salute, but that's a lie because I saw it when he posted

up and my black air went to go to Netflix just to watch it other night. I think you got to upgrade you. You got to... My shit damn, motherfucker. I pay my shit every month. Yes, I do. All right, let me do it again. Little Rails comedy special, relevant will soon be available on Netflix. Yes, and salute because I fought with Little Real, man. And I went to Netflix just to watch it. Yeah, it was produced by Kevin Hart, premiered on Comedy Central last year. funny that shit was funny i'm not gonna lie that shit was funny is

fuck bro with three k's that shit was fuck bro bro little real one of the funniest niggas out of putting it down bro he funny yeah bro and shout out to gerard and the car michael show and I hope much success to all of them on that show too I can't wait to get on Netflix though

just so I can watch it there I saw it on I actually tuned in to watch it don't come that that nigga funny that dude is funny oh it's available we cat pulled it up it's available right now yeah oh it jay got out of the day because I watch it I tried to watch it last night. This is what I love about the 85 South podcast is in real time,

it's available. Look, go make sure you go check out Lowrell. Oh, it's available right now. Go get it. It wasn't dead last night, but it's dead right now. Relevant. In the afternoon. Right now, let me see.

What time you check last night, though? I think I was like three niggled them morning. Maybe they put it up there this afternoon. Hey, one of the original kings of comedy, Eddie Murphy just had his ninth child. They named the baby Izzy. Is it owner or owner? Is it supposed to be like, Izzy Hill? No, like, Izzy owner Murphy.

Izzy, owner. Is he's owner or owner? Somebody's double check that for me. I don't know what. Easy. That's crazy. It down show up there, too. I'm going to watch it at night.

Damn, so that his baby name like Izzy? Izzy. He was kind of iffy about that one. Yeah, man. That's what we're talking about today. What you want to name? Izzy. She, is it mine?

Is it mine? I don't know. Is it mine or not. It's Izzy, not Is it. That's close enough. That's what he said. But they were like, Izzy. Oh, my God.

Eddie, that's a good one. You know, no. That's what we're talking about the day, though, D.C., man. What we're talking about? We're talking about parenting. Parenting. Man, you know. Oh, Lord, I'm about to be a father.

Why y'all doing this too? So early. I'm going to show shit out, my daughter. Bro, you're about to be a father? Hell, yeah, I don't know. What are what happened? What? Hold up, hold up, man.

Breaking news. Oh! Breaking news. Shit! 85 South Show exclusive. Congratulations. Hold up. What that is?

That's a baby morning. Hold on the baby on that. That's all you about to hear. No, the hell I ain't. The motherfucker got a pacify. Like, there they'll. Hold up, man, for real. You can imagine him going to kindergarten memes and shit?

Can you imagine him teaching the baby how to. Is it too? I'm like, man, go to sit your little snagging too bad now. Can you imagine him teaching the baby how to walk, just standing them up and walk to the other side of the room? Bring that ass here, boy. Oh, he cussing out of the world. It won't be able to walk home and be teaching him how to fly.

That's what's up, man. I'm like, fly the motherfucker, fly! That's what it is. You have a baby, Fredo? Yeah, I'm having an average all over the house. Hey, man, congratulations, bro. That's what's up. Cool.

It's all right, you know what it is. There's nothing to have a parade about. You could be sure. Bump, bum. Baby, you're on the way. Pull-out game, Wiki. Pull-out game, Wiki. Buh.

In the tiny crate part of it, I'll be like, man, I'm about to come out. God damn. I'm in there. Hey, you know what, though? You got to get us something for Mother's Day. Bro, you do. You do. You do.

You're going to try some titty milk? You're going to try some of their titty milk? Hey, you know what I am. Soon' that big come out. Let me see that. No, it ain't. Titty milk actually sweet. For real.

Titty milk, sweet. I'm putting some of my Captain Crunch. Titty milk. It tastes like a sweet shot of patroon. Like almond milk, something like that. Like that canned milk. Y'all have had that canned milk when you growing up. It smelled like that too.

My dad said, fit the frost and flake, get the milk out of the cabinet. I say the cabinet. What's up, man? You looking forward to this? What kind of parents you think you're going to be for? I'm going to be that parent. My back hair is going to be so fast. It's going to be like, poo.

Ta-Tang belt. You know, hey, shit, that come out. Motherfook, like, Dad, I don't want to come. Look at your name. Looking at them. We got kids,

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What type of shit you just get in trouble for growing up now? Smoking paper? You got trouble for smoking paper? I had the house on fire, lit up. It was smoked that because I was trying to smoke some paper. What you do now? Trying to be the clad, clown. You got that head toe up.

In front of the whole class. Then my dad would give me an option. You want to be on punishment or a whipping. Nigger whooping. Hell no. The whipping, go on, get that shit out of the way and go outside and do my thing, I had old parents, they go to sleep, I can sneak outside. She sleep at 4 o'clock, I'm gone.

Oh, hell no. I remember once I got my ass destroyed. Me and my cousin took the concrete off my grandma's steps. Nika, she came outside and saw them naked-ass steps. She whooped everybody. She whipped me, my cousin, my other cousin that told on us, niggie. That's shit. You ever had to go pick your own switch out?

Oh, well, I'll be out of that for hours. I might, I'm picking the good as one. No, and the crazy part about it, you think you. The goodies. The goodest one, man. And you think you're picking out the skinned as one? That shit hurt worse. You get a skinny one.

Let it break and you got to go get another one. You never got that surprise ass whooping. You ain't even know you was getting. Like, they just crept up on you with the belt. All you heard was, whew-and-the-th. My mom was so old, I used to go home and just act like I was sleepy. And go to sleep. We ain't had no old parents

See, I don't think my mama Want to whip me out my sleep My mama would wake your ass up Wake your ass up Now my mama did one time She was like Uh-uh Don't uh-uh

When you hear that uh-uh Oh that shit Oh that shit I want to know who In the belt trick You know when they do the pop Yeah That's the warning

Yeah that's the warning My mama was a ninja ass Whoop her one time Me and my brother got Whoopin for jumping in the bed She didn't even bring the light on me She whipped our ass in the dark I remember one time

That I knew I had my mama right I hadn't I got a trouble for calling the girl a ho at school I got suspended I don't know it just felt so good calling her a hole she said something I'm like you ho and everybody was like oh I was like yeah she told her mom I'm an out school program

I just see her her mom come out of the corner and then my teacher was like be honest John John did you tell her and I was cool with anything she was gonna tell you I was like yes she said you know your ass friend gets a spinning right I was like no I did not say that man my mama tried to whip me at the crib bro I ran all over the house my mom was so tired

What's one of the worst ass-whooping as you ever seen somebody get? With a, with a, what do you call that shit? Extinction cord. I ain't never seen no shit. Niggil, boy, I was crying for him. I was like, stop him! I remember I was at this church picnic.

This little boy got in the water, the little sprinklers that his mama had told him not to. She whooped his ass in front of the entire church. They're wet shit. Bro, everybody at the church, they joined hand and prayed after that. He was wet, too. I remember one time I had done I had done jumped over the the chairs in the pool

cause you know niggas be out there diving I'm like y'all can't die like me so I dove over the on chairs and the like the the intended later whatever they call that later she's like everybody got to get out of the pool people diving over chairs and shit my mom looking at me was anytime an old person squished their eyes you get me you got to get that shit in the man my mama took me in that bathroom took the belt off hit me with the metal part yeah all over the head she wasn't even going for the ass I was like bitch my ass down here That's what people don't understand, right? Mothers be so underrated, but them ass whooping.

Like, you ever had your mama whoop your ass like a father? Yeah. It'd be pain. Yeah, mom. Like, she hit you with the belt and the hand? Yeah. Like, pow, pow! You know how you try to stop the shit?

And she swore you don't did something to her. You know what I'm saying? You don't push me. You don't push me, motherfucker? That's when you transceeing into her. You ever had your mama just abandon the ass whooping and be like, well, hold the fuck up and try to fight you. Like, hold up. Get back to the ass wubber.

Yeah. Bitch didn't punch me. I remember one time I see my mama get her ass who I jumped in on her I was jumping on bitch and what about who by my dad oh shit I was just playing for that I was about to say that shit got real we wasn't even going to comment on that like yeah I was just a plan my dad ain't never hit my mama I don't know about it yeah bro one time my daddy lost his job and whoop my ass for asking a simple question what you ask him who I asked him could I go outside nigger don't you be going your motherfucker at her bat you ask my going outside and all this shit

you ain't cleaned up your room Bitch, we're about to be outside in the minute. Man, he's just following me behind. And then I turned around, he was like, oh, you want to fight me like a man, huh? Nick, what the fuck up? You know what I'm saying? I grew up around them alcoholic uncles used to try to fight you. He was drunk.

He knocked their liquor over and shit. Yeah. I didn't know how I knew I don't like alcoholics, because my sister told me to back the car about the driveway when I said, no, she choked me. I was 12 years old, bro. To you know, you ain't fucking alcoholian. Every since then, I hate people who drank. This is the 85 South Show.

This is the ass-whooping episode. We're talking about growing. up being parents and shit. My nigga D.C. Young Fly just broke the news. Yep. Nicking, I'll be with my niece and nephew. I don't play that shit. I want them all of that.

I'm so, I'm either your best friend or your worst enemy. So that's what kind of parents you're going to be? Man, this is my little nephew. I do everything from my niece and nephew. I bought them some. So you've been around them their whole life, like you didn't raise them.

So you got some parent experience. I read everybody in my damn family. See, I hadn't bought my nephew. Hold up, nigga. You don't know how funny that shit sounded. That nigga said I raised everybody. You said, I raised everybody in my damn family. Like I was saying, my nephew, this little nigga can't read out loud.

I even put my aunties and shit up on game. Like, I'm still raising them. That's what's up, bro. Nigger raises his own grandfather. For real. So I had them bought the niggas some shoes, and he was dead being this whole big. It criminal time. So out of the end, he ain't going to never forget these shit.

Cremmer. I don't play no game. I don't play no game. I try to do some shit. I always remember. Because it criminal time. They're traumatizing him on fuck. And it criminal.

Respect. This is what I'm saying? K-R-I-S-M-A-S. Crim-A-R-M-A-R-M-A. Nigger, he would be in due to the spell of I bought him a brand-new shoe. I said, hey, and then he's trying to show out in front of the company. We don't even know these four.

We're over somebody else. He's like, mm-hmm. I'm like, all right, little, nigga, I got some for you. Say no more. He's like, mm-hmm, doing all that extra shit. Nicaram, I put this nigga in the yoke. Yoke him up. He's like, yoke his ass up.

Fuck, nigga, you're going to respect me. Take his shoes. Oh, and his salt. walk out walk bad feet you i ain't gonna walk bad feet i need for how i don't even know these four how i'm in the kitchen taking this shit off how you are you a nigger chill lair crummer don't play no game with these nigger man lair crummer y'all this ass up i'm thinking it's a pass i take i take his shoes walk out the d4 i don't even know these four and i wish they would say something to me y'all would have went crazy in e four out i'm gonna talk to me i'm

disciplined when i'm disciplined don't talk to me this is real a lot of people gonna hear that and they're going to think you abuse your nephew. I ain't abused. But wait, that's what I'm saying. I don't give a fuck what they do, because that's why they're cheering to be talking back to them. Because you know why?

Y'all want to be a bad friend with your children. Hold on, bro. That's what I was saying. You're a good uncle, my nigga. That's what Uncle's supposed to do. Uncle's supposed to punch you and call you a little punk and beat your ass and choke you. I'm going to call them a gangster.

And throw the football and hit you in the checks. Exactly. That's what you get your skills from. But taking his shoes, making them about it. That's a man. Man, listen here, I bought them shoes. I be damned. If you disrespect me

At my money on your feet See, this is some gill- I'm glad you anybody's draw. Man, there's some gill-old. Oh, I would have took them drawl though. You know what? White parents would never do this. You know, what's the shit you'd be saying

white parents do, man? I don't believe it. I don't play that shit. You be saying white parents, though, like, what's the difference with white parents and black parents? That should be funny. I see white people be way more patient with their kids.

They'd be scared of that kid. Honey, come over here. They're not going to let you on their airplane. They'd be scared of their kids. I think so. They were like, no, Josh, Josh, stop it. Josh, oh, God. They tell them one thing.

They're like, okay, well, do it. Do it then. Do it. Okay, buddy. I wish my mom would have just told me. Just do it then. Hey, guy. That's how you know they'd be scared on.

They'd be like, hey, guy. Hey, hey, buddy. That thing ain't no puppy. They'd be scared of they, bro. They do. Mom, you go back in the fucking kitchen and you cook now. Oh, my God. Hey, guy, just calmed out.

That's one thing I could never understand how white people do that. We might have to get him on him. to ask them, white kids cussed their parents out and be like, stay out of my fucking room. I'm like, they ain't paying no. Let me tell you, though. Just let me live my fucking life, mom. Mind your fucking business!

They have a sticker. And the bastard would be like five years old saying, let me live my fucking life. They have a sticker on their dough. Like, mom's not allowed. Do not enter. Keep out. I know.

If you have pitties, keep out. Metskin's got the best parent, though. They be playing in a store, playing soccer in a full damn wall wall walk they don't say shit you ever notice in the grocery store bro it's some shit that Spanish people be saying they'd be telling their kids in Spanish

like if some black people when they don't stop they'd be like the Negro and the baby look back then they stop acting up I believe they'd be saying some shit like be good that nigga gonna eat you or something I don't know what they'd be telling me tell you some parents who don't fuck

around them who them Asian parents I mean never seen no You've never seen no Asian kids fucking up. They pull out their guns on their children. Sit down no. That'd be some smart, stink, brother, motherfuckers. Yes. They be T. be writing.

You got all that paper to be smart and never be racist as much. The views and opinions of Nav Green and D.C. Young Cloud are not the views reflected by me. When he was trying to tell me else, I didn't want to hear that shit. Like, he's talking to my father.

You're about to start another war. Some of Asian girls got to talk about to me a bitch the pussy. Where do you find Asian girls to even know if that's true or not? Shit, they went to Emin. Emin? If you know, if you're from Atlanta, everybody knows about Emin, they were all the Asian motherfuckoldling.

Tell us about Emin. It was Emmett Middle School, Emmy High. Do they have an Emmy High? No, I think it's the Emmett. Hey, Flatt, what was your best subject in school, man? Mad, nigga, I'm good with them numbers. I always be, I'll ask you shit that people be asking me to ass on them. I'm good at number.

I'm trying to keep up with the fans shit, but sometimes it just be random. Like, Hey, Flatt, what kind of yogurt you like, my nigga? I love math, but I hated science. I fuck with science. I hate that shit. Do you know about the plants? They help you breathe. I say, bitch, oxygen help me breathe.

I'm going to fuck about no plants. I don't believe that shit either. Carbon dioxide. I say, bitch, I use peroxide on my... There you go. Fuck these motherfucking. This is the 85 South Show. This is a podcast for niggas who don't know the difference

between carbon monoxide and peroxide. It's for all my niggas who can't spell photosynthesis. Spell it. photo Cente C-T-T-Sis We're in this bitch F-T-E-T-I-T-I

C-I-T-I Now you got a little girl Right I got a daughter How are your daughter man She's five Man my son

Seven like a motherfucker Yeah I got 12 I can't even talk About people true I'm about the hands on But when the mind come born

Jet no I'll have A whole lot of questions Like You said When mine come born I say when mine come I'm gonna have a whole lot of Question like

I'd be thinking Like you know what As nigga Do we parents? You got a little boy? Yeah. Nah, we got a little girl. I know.

I'd rather have a little. That's a boy question. I can't even really say shit on real because it might offend people. Brud, you now, at the 20 episodes, you worry about offending people? No, it's a certain particular group you can't offend and you know that. Oh, okay. You feel what I'm saying? Yo.

See, everybody knows. That's fucked up how you can say every fucking thing now. You can say everything, but you can't say too. Do you say that? This shit goes, bitty. Some of the fuck going on with the half on. We just talking about black parents. Negative.

Everything. But you talk about them parents. You got to leave them both alone, but this shit is shut down. Y'all will really be on Cammerton doing it in real. Be in somebody kitchen. We'll be in the car. Like, come on, man, hold the antenna. Y'all will be doing that shit on three-way.

For real. What's your parenting questions, man? Man, it's just crazy like, okay, like with girls, you know what I'm saying? Like, my little niece now, her titty's starting to grow. Oh, man. But this bitch don't want to you to know the odorant, though. All right, man, you're baffling. She's like,

Lemmey and all walk around here and I don't want to I'm like bitch you stink Like you know Like you is mustard Like it's starting to release

You know what I'm saying You know what You're prespirant She's coming She's perspiring Yeah I don't know What to tell your little niece man

I am The bitch You do Wow She's wearing around With sports bra and shit Doing the nay nay bitch

You need to go ahead With that little hand You got Why's a die With the hand With the free hand You're trimming You gotta play a game with it, make it seem like it fun.

Hey, D.C., we're about to give you some, we're gonna give you some baby daddy shortcuts to try to make this shit easy for you. Please, I ain't gonna be with that shit. Now, if you got any tips, you want to drop on the young nigga, man. About to step into this baby daddy hood. Oh, man, just stay on good turns with your baby. I was just about to say that. I'd be trying to keep her. Every time we all got, I'd be like, Saudi.

I just want you happy, bro. No, that shit don't work. That shit don't work. That shit, you got about two more weeks on now. At the 30 minutes, I'm like, look, I just want you happy, bro. They think you, they child, too. Right. Yeah.

Then I whip out their penis to make them sick. Yeah. Yeah. God bless you. Bro, in the baby mama war, the dick is the last thing you want to use. The dick is the flare gun. You don't use the dick unless this is an absolute emergency. I say that's what got us in the position in the first place.

That did. Brough, make sure you have a lot of money. A, buddy can make your baby mama shut the fuck up. No, I know what can make a shut the fuck up. Some tape and rope. Ah! Then they're going to say you don't spend another. time right that'll make that whole be quiet she don't even follow me on snapch she'll be

mom and you all at the club but you can't be with your dog bitch it's two-thirty in the morning bitch you damn right i'm at the club wow really really shit like that hey but my bitch find every snapchat i'd be like bro if you take that same time and to put it in somewhere else like bitch i don't even know how you even find the snapchat from a recent followers of bitches i don't even know that i follow well that's why you got to tape them up this bitch couldn't even make it in college but she could crack code then cuss me out i don't condone that D.C. I'm like,

I'm like, bitch, I know you saying something, but get what? Ah, that shit sounds good muffled. He's going to actually do the shit and they're going to play this tape and they're going to. I don't give a fuck.

Don't fucking involve me in your bullshit, bro. The argument sounds real better when it's muffled. Mm-hmm. Like, yes, bitch. I know you're cussing me y'all. It just sounds so beautiful.

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You're going to have a long 18. Hell yeah. But I say, hey, I test that the other day. I said, bitch. It ain't too late. okay you got about three more bitches too right hey tell them that tell them how this shit happened hey man it's a playful bitch that turned into a real fight i was there playing

okay it's funny as fuck now we ain't too late go i'm gonna get them all out now i'm trying to have fun why i can't cause you sign their birth certificate you sign your life away hey but she don't need no but i got a little trick too she got a trick for you hey i got a too too too it's called that they go to. I feel so bad for my name. I want to start a go fund me just to get you a head start on this child support.

Man, I told my cousin, because my cousin tried to put me up on game, he's like, man, man, I'm telling me, every baby mama like that, I'm like, oh, not mine. Every one of, boy. I went back to him, I said, I'm sorry, cause, forever down there. Hey, bro, shout out to all the baby mamas who ain't like that. And by like that, it's all to y'all.

I promise you on everything. Don't ever put your man on child support because the next time you wake up, it's going to be, um, um, um, um, I'm laughing, but the shit ain't funny. I'm saying, yeah, don't do that shit. Don't do that shit, baby. I'm going to take a picture on her phone.

No paper trail. Oh, man. I don't play that shit. And then he giving the evidence away. They keep talking. No, I'm a comedian. They don't take me serious. Peeo, pio, pio.

Everybody put the gun down. Loans, they're going to be a show how D.C. got away with it. I almost got away with it. They're going to go 40 years ago on the podcast. He's going to love this episode because he's going to look back at the last time he was happy yeah bro at a crape about

oh she gonna go off on when you don't get this shit for Mother's Day oh wait to she hit this shit the baby ain't even here so you're gonna tie bitch up really fucking right what it's I can't I can't I can't wait

when she show up at Chalston's work with this tape like how the bitch get the tape the episode ain't even out yet I'm gonna call call Cat Daddy look I'm not gonna lie for Mother Day I'm gonna get her teddy bed right right that's gonna be it's gonna be taped up to a chair

and on the tape he's going to have a bunch of ems on that bit go and get them out go and get them out boy I can just see your child support payments going up every time he's talking about every time he's talking that bitch go up another hundred dollars uh uh-uh

don't have my baby here I'm doing the Chris Brown effect okay Chris Brown had his baby in Virginia it hurts worse when you got your child and still can he don't believe this shit no let me tell you

I'm not wet I'm not weak I'm not weak I'm not with that child support shit like child support is for you I'm going to take care of my child child support. Guess what? To the motherfucking I'm not hearing that shit

wow you're going to see your own new DC Young Flyer and the sparring community don't be like yeah the hell out that hole but some way she got loose delete the tape ain't no delete we got to delete the whole tape

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internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hold up, let's just see. Now your baby mom was cool at first. Cool as fuck. What happened? She went through my Facebook

That wasn't Facebook Because every nigga didn't got jammed up Fuck around Facebook How'd happen, bro How'd happen? That way you got to fuck off Before the baby corn

Like, look bitch I'll bitch, I'll bitch She'll find some shit From old now And be mad Oh, it doesn't happen already Shit from old name

I didn't even know you Bitch found a MySpace message Really? Who the fuck is Angela? That bitch ain't even here no more That bitch dead Oh look How she goes through

The Facebook I just had You know all kind of crazy mess I want to be with you type shit Oh shit How about you want to be a daddy Like a little shit like that shit Wow she started to plan back

My daughter was two days old And they said How about you want to be a daddy? I didn't know how to be one yet I didn't know the motherfuck with mine I'm only two days You got DNA 10 Oh yeah

Fucking right Did she know about it? Who? The bad mom Yeah yeah she was cool with it You did in her face Like they didn't sneak Yeah

He can't sneak I mean, when they ain't go to sleep? How ain't gonna steal some blood from the baby, man? No, man, they got the Q-tip. You tell you, when she goes to sleep, stick that Q-Tip in that baby. You watch too much TV. Man, no, my dad did it to me.

You're talking about in real life. Bro, my dad, I was six years old, my dad and said, huh, put the Q-tip in your mouth. I said, well, I said, no, it's some new candy. I put it in my mouth, he took it, put it in a plastic bag, and I never see that Q-Tip again. It was too late in the game, man, at six. At six, yeah.

That DNA already, that DNA didn't change. Yeah, y'all don't, you don't drunk off him, so y'all. Now you look like the niggins too late. He came back kind of like, you know what I'm saying? He been feeding you so now you look like to me. You hang around anybody long enough you start looking like. That nigga thought he didn't think I was here. Now, how you bounced back from the Facebook shit, though?

She didn't see all the tithies and all the little holes and shit, did it? Man, I just started doing more shit around the house. Mopping, sweeping and shit. Doing an extra shit. I said, baby, you go ahead and I watch you. Getting the best off a silly fan. Hey, you start babysitting the shit. Niggins be babysitting in like their own kids.

Their own child. I told my homeboy one day, nah, man, I got to babysit my little girl. Hey, man. Nigginsett babysitting like hell. Hey, this is a PSA. You cannot babysit your own kids. But you know who on my side, though?

Who? God? Yes, of course that. But her dad on my side. Right. Because she was raised by her dad. Oh, okay. Her mama ain't in her life like that.

Oh, nigga. You good. You good. You good. dad like as my best friend I don't know though she she's gonna be tough with their pros hey man come get the baby quagging like a little

bitch you're crazy in here who's saying we just gotta agree with him so who gonna say that she is oh I thought you said the daddy gonna say oh no hang on niggas everybody in the world know me as DZ Yon flag wait did she hit him with that classic

that baby mama shit where she had him the baby and started beating your ass and you protecting the baby everybody in the world on D.C. young fly. Amen. Y'all don't know Jujan. Congratulations.

Who used to be on Miley's and Zangin. Then a tie bitch up and say, Welcome to Fatherhood. I'm so glad. I don't know that. I would tie the baby up. What the hell are you talking about? Oh, shit.

I'm going to walk the fuck off. Time out. Hey, rewind the tape. We're going to take over there. Hey, what moved that one when they came to? I don't know. And the nigg had the baby in the head. Hey, now, what you say?

Your baby mama did with the Facebook. You did what's scrolling, man. I'm glad she ain't hacked the Twitter You know that Twitter after dark Oh my God Man that shit going crazy on it I was a freak At 1 o'clock in the morning

Yeah I was a freak Some holby sending all type of puts a picture I went following no family members Just the Twitter after dark Oh no anybody who hashtag that Oh yeah they're getting followed Oh man I'm slowed down

I'm through with it I'm through with that life man Hey man I'm done with that shit too Man I'm just keep my baby mama happy in time bro you just said a double nigga ain't no such thing is a happy baby mom that's what the fuck we're trying to tell you you can show her with a million in cash she's still gonna be like and nigga what's this little million what's that this ain't no fucking money so you feel like the man now oh one million dollars

so I'm supposed to worship wow so what my baby gonna do with this little money you got to show her that you're struggling got to keep pitching all this five thousand like look babe look that's all like oh my god babe we're gonna grind together man they're gonna talk about your regards you know what's funny as fuck, though. Your baby mama can hate your guts and be nice to another nigga. Like, bitch, you don't even know him?

That's just like niggas. Bro, you know, been fucking somebody else, baby mama? Like, she's so nice to me, but she ain't shit to this nigga. Yep. They'll be cussing them out. Right. With your dick in the mouth. Texting.

Like, how old. Who is this bitch you with? Like, bitch, keep sucking. My dick cold. One time I almost told on myself to my baby mama, like, man, you should see what this bitch you're fucking with going through with her baby dad. And you complained about me, man.

He didn't see that child all month, man. I don't see it in a nigga baby mama. You be giving her advice. Hey, just cool out, man. Let that nigg. You don't want to feel like you're hate on the niggas side. You'd be like, man. You don't know how tough that shit.

Niggum's going to be niggas, man. Get off that bullshit, man. Just chill, shaw. The niggas going to be nigger. I'm going to tell you what I do. You know what I just fuck you good. Bro, it's some terrible baby mammas out there, though. You ain't never been fucking the bitch.

I'm like, damn. So you're just going to let you just going to let you. kids run around the living room no I don't fuck the bitch and the baby was on the bed oh my god and I don't fuck it and woke it up and fuck it back to sleep man get off the radio it woke up and I was like look your baby to sleep she like oh my god he said it woke up I ain't know it I'm like it woke up so she put her hand on it back and I was fucking her and she was rocking the baby's sleep I was like this a ratchet shit yo that pussy was good that person was good because I ain't want to come out you that's the thing we went

with a lot of kids you'd be scared as hell to fuck them then you fucking be like I see why this bitch got all them kids I don't trust no bitch who bed on the floor you sure that's the best that's the best that's the best that's the best pussy but bitch you ain't really sure you ain't got no spring but I don't hey hey now if you go over a bitch house and her couch ain't got no feet on it like the couch just sitting straight on the now that pussy that pussy that puts it good when the couches don't match yeah yeah yeah that puts it good one couch be leather one couch be knicker if you go over her house late at night and you have to

step over like three four people because they land on the floor on the pallet that's yeah Hey, that's, the one that's sleeping on the palate got some good pussy, too. Exactly. Real nigga shit. But the bitch who got a deep freezer but no refrigerator. Nigger.

That's a bed pussy. Nigger, the milk be froze. The milk be froze, real talk. If you go over her house and she got that fan that's pointed directly at the bed. That pussy's good. You got to go over a bitch's house who got fans in all windows.

Yeah, she got to have that box fans sitting up in a chair. Like, yeah, bitch, you know it's hot outside, right? Yeah. It's hotter in here. Shout out to all the baby mama's. It would be fucking around locally. Shout out to all the baby moms who house hot and your baby crying because the house hot.

Yeah. Shout out to your house. You tell them to go outside. You got it. It's cold outside. Yeah. Yeah. This is the 85 South show, man.

This podcast is for all the baby moms who keep the little girl how done, but your shit ain't never done. You're doing your boy as a mom. Salute you. Yeah, I like them. But your birthday-looking ass. Salute you, bitch.

This for all the bad billed bitches who still got a fat booty. Outside of being bad built, that ass still right. You can still see that two-week pregnant stomach. I love the two-week pregnant stomach. What about the females, you just know them had some kids and they ain't had nothing? Like, man, that's bad.

Like, you know they were pregnant a couple times. I told the bitch, every Mother's Day last year, the bitch went off on me. Look how you were built, man. I know you got least. I ain't got no motherfucking kid. Like, girl, I ain't know you were pregnant. I ain't pregnant. Oh, shit.

You got that little stomach? That's not the worst shit. You can't do that. Man, listen, I don't did that shit a couple time. Girl, I didn't do you about the guy. When did it do? He Jack got out I'm like

Yeah man These women be out here Faking pregnant I don't know chicks Who fake pregnancy Two times a year Just like an extra income Bet tried to give me one time

See me on fake ad doctor Knows and all that shit I said bitch I put on two rubble Why Bro don't never fucking A pussy you need two rubbers To get

Just go home bro I used I used to do that shit Back in the day Bruh Why would you fuck somebody You don't want to hit you I would geeked up

I was just fucking And I was just trying Extra cautious I was just like, ah. Two rubbers, you ain't feeling that. I mean, once a time a bit looked at me, like, out crazy, what'd you put two rubble for? Can I ask you a quick?

Nica say that shit all the time. I ain't never put two rubbers on. How the fuck do you put on two rubbers? You put it on and put it on? That's just like making a sandwiches. I have to make myself put on one. I know damn well I ain't putting on two. You got to be rock silent, though.

I don't know how to fuck you put two rubbers up. Y'all went geeked up. My dick will fall up like a pit bull till you put two rubbers on that. My dick can look at me, man, what the fuck we're doing? me. Hey, man, fuck this man. Hey, my dick, you should be like, I'm cold, nigga, tie me up.

We're going to end up. You don't need to last long enough for two others. Nah, to be honest, though, that's why I used to put it on so I can land on. That nigga never fucked up $11 worth of rubber. The motherfucker had to have to. Hey. I'm trying to say, I would have to say this for a good.

This nigga got on $7 worth of rubbers. Hey, man. Ain't felt now, pussy. Did the pussy good? I don't know. I ain't felt like. Hey, man, I were young and stupid. He had on two rubbers and I bet he ate the push.

I know he ain't. I know you ain't talking. Oh, I eat push. You know that. I was about to say. Hey, that dick, it ain't enough. But you had on two rubbers. No.

I ain't know he don't push when I had on two rubbers. I got my dead soap. With two rubbers on? It did put on two rubble. Oh. Hey, now he don't caught the shit right on my house. I was young and geeked up, y'all. Y'all got to excuse me.

Oh, I'm dead, man. That's when that Aves would be on the news like every week. Oh, shit. We found another one that louder. I'm like, oh, shit, I don't know who is. That was on his wife's TV, because I ain't winning two rubbers. Hey, if you need two rubbers to fuck anything, don't. Hey, play, don't listen to them, man.

Wrap up, man. Shit burning through one rubber. We ain't got to do it twice. Shit burning through one rubber. If it comes through two guys, it meant for you to get burned. bro. Hold on. What kind of rubbers were

they tell me that. Hold on. Hold on. Now. Now. He said the shit eating through one rubble. Nick,

you put on two rubbers and you pull out the top rubble just ate the fuck up. You're looking like God. Hey, your dick look like your shed and skin. You like what the fuck?

Oh shit. Look. Oh, the top rubber just rolled in the mouth. I'm like, look. You can't tell me you felt something with two rubbers. I was geek.

Bro, in my mind. I'm fucking this whole, bro. It's not physically. I'm just like, Ah, this shit mentally. Bro, I would rather just ride home with my dick hanging out the window than me put two rubbles on.

I'm not putting no two rubbers on, man. That's y'all problem. You're from Mississippi, and he's on the east side. Westside, niggas, we don't give a buck. It's somebody right now that's fucking with two rubbers. I salute you, big dog. You is careful.

This is the 85 South show. This is for people who fuck using one rubber. Or no rubber at all. This is the 85 South show. If a nigga using two rubbers, he don't know what the fuck the other bitch got salute hashtag two rubbers like why are you mean needs female

when you you had to think about you it wasn't need about dude have you ever said a bitch that you wanted to fucking be like yeah I fuck but I need two rubbers bro it was the epidemic when the HIV was being on TV every other day man so she looked like she had it

it wasn't even net I didn't know who had okay but what was it and I went knocking on those to see who had it what was the two rubbers I was just going to do gun strap what was the two rubbers going to do. I couldn't go with one gun. I had to go with two.

You might be a way I wore three, because three come in the box. So now you got one, you got to go buy another one. Hey, now, he's... Now, I do with one friend of mine. Now, he put his nuts in that third one, Nick. Niggins just had his nuts in that. A lot of times he probably rents him off, put them back in the back. I'm using this one again.

This one didn't get too. I still got a rubber on. I still got one. Stay up there. Stay up there. That big said, I put my nuts in. The nigga had just one ruffle with nuts in it. And it just dangling.

They're dangling. He probably didn't get niggling, lo. He probably had a poor Nike suit on. He fucking threw the dickhole. That niggas threw the hell, right. With an asthma pump. Oh, shit. Hey, what's the shit?

They be cutting the grass with? Oh, the little, the little mask is shit. He had all that. That nigga said, I'm put my nuts in the third row. Finger fucked all his fingernails fell out. That's funny, bro. Oh, man. That's funny, bro.

It looked like a little way he kept with the knot tied up. Yeah, Nick. Like they don't, uh, that nigga had his nuts tied up like he's about to take the garbage out. Like the little rock, roll, roll, a pony tail. Oh, shit. Oh, I could tell pissing that shit. That shit funny. Yeah.

Y'all niggas retarded, man. Oh, man. I can't believe this shit, but. That way he can't. That nigga, like, he's about to take the trash out. A man had a bag full of nuts. She didn't say nothing when you put on two rubble Like how I been supposed to feel

You see somebody double scrubbed Can we ask me like Can we ask one of these ladies It's for me, it's for you Can we ask one of these ladies What would you do if a nigga put two rubbers? They don't know the lights off Yeah she ain't gonna feel it

Go right here Tell them on What should be you don't feel the dick Loose that would feel like When you're hitting two rubble Like she can't hear shit Come hit the mic Yeah

It's like you're trying to fuck from down the hole. You won't know. You won't know. You gonna feel that dick. He just wouldn't get no pussy. You wouldn't know. So you'd actually be offended if you saw a nigga put two rubbers.

Uh, yes. So what you're saying? Your pussy getting dry because of the fringing of the rubble. I understand. I mean, two. Two. Two. Two.

Two. She's like one. She's one. She's a little old dog. Yeah. Ain't nobody saying nothing about the first rubble. What is the second one come from? Two.

Two's a little OD. Like, you're doing a little. You're doing the most. You're doing a lot. Hey, fuck that bullshit. I saw AIDS on the news every week, man. You might as well just- I'm doing too much.

The world is doing too much. And I'm fucking. You might as well just fuck with a Comcast remote you're using two rubbles. Fuck that bulls. You might be watch somebody else for. Hey, I had fun. Wow.

I ain't used the rubbing a lot. Say it. You was about to tell on yourself. I said I used a rubble a little. I can say it. This is the 85 cell show. I'd be using them, though. No, you don't.

You got a baby all the way. I mean, I ain't using it on hook. Y'all still together? What you say about the two rubbers? I got two rubbers. I'm not to put both of them on. I got two rubbers. I'm about to put it.

Hey, she don't even know if a nigga fuck that with two rubbers. She just don't know it. Oh, my God. That's why that puts it dry and she's like, babe. Hey, now, some niggas fuck all mad that don't use two rubbers. That cause y'all daddy. Don't use one. You get on their head.

You get on that hennies and you ain't going on. I don't need that hennie. Much love to all the women who don't like rubbers either. My tweet when it goes crazy. Missing two robber games. We want to hear about people not using rubbers. It's Mother's Day. All right.

Get your head back on the mic. Mother's Day. You ain't got no kid. That don't mean a thing ain't fuck you raw, girl. Get your ass over here. We was just going to get the female perspective on raw sex. Yeah, we need another female perspective on raw sex. Come on.

They ain't going to see. We'll keep you off camera. We'll keep you anonymous. Yeah, please do. So what about raw sex? sex that you like tell us do women actually prefer unprotected sex yeah i think so we've been looking for you i think i think it's a mutual feeling what's your name i'm gonna w c w you okay you say y'all prefer raw sex i think it's a mutual feeling yeah because i ain't gonna lie

raw you get that extra inch in a hair be i believe you yes that nigga said the extra inch in the half you know if you take the other rubber off you can give it to any No, put that on the rubber all. It do kind of suck up. I'm gonna be up in that bitch. I'm like, come on, man. They can put on two rubbers, dick like a subway selling. Look, for real, though.

So, cause that skin, it's something like that skin on top of that skin. I think so too. Woo. That's real. That's why I stopped using two rubbers, because I was like, hey. I ain't felt a pussy so long. Like, but who gave you advice? Who gave you advice?

Who told you that shit? It was me. I was like, about that fucking. for a long time and uh oh you tell your nephews and shit like run too rub but i tell them strap up though but she yeah strap up it was for me where i was like god damn i don't even think they made them for you to be able to wear two of them like that hey man it was epidemic when when aides was out bro i don't think y'all was watching the news right you act like the age was that were three weeks ago man it ain't went away but it was on the news like too much you know i

watch the news for shoes hold up let me ask you this how did the ladies decide that who gonna get the hit raw how do y'all this y'all don't decide yeah your pussy smell you sneak you sneak it's the pussy smell they take two people it's a mutual decision she you got the finger hard take the robber off and stick the dick back in oh yeah she's nobody be too late i don't have i said that it's true if it's already in that it is she ain't gonna stop you then you're a little freak-a-girl no i mean he's right though if it's in that you don't know until afterwards you like being choked up i'm just saying it's not i think i think women do you I think they do decide.

I know they do. It's like you kind of see somebody and you... Man, you never notice when you're about to hit Ross, she gave you that you could trust me look like. Hey, they judge you by your vehicle and your job. Oh yeah, that cut dog give me raw sex all the time. Man, when I was in my mom's car,

I ain't never hit a bit raw. Talk to him. What you about to say? There's a lot of broke people out here. There's a lot of kids riding around. They're slanging that dick. Oh, that shit don't count. But you prefer raw sex.

They be in love. So even on your one. nightstands you'll let the nigga hit wrong i this ain't about me you're asking women in general it's just a voice girl they don't know who the fuck you women in general i think yeah they uh one night they decided it depends on the vibe you just you know within the first 15 seconds one night stand even that's quick even with one night stands even in all situations you know in the first 15 seconds well we know all women are hoes thank you damn that's crazy how you gonna say that how you I'm a ho.

Everybody in the way else is a ho. Wow. Even the Even the mother's day special. No, this is not the mother's day special.

Before I say stuff I just look at the camera and shake my head I don't want to you. That is D.C.'s's own opinion. It's a bitch right now who can't wait to reveal how freaking she is

to that one special person and when she does get what he's going to think of his head. Whoa, this bitch is a hoe. It's not it's not bad thing being a whole. It can be a good thing.

You're being a hole for that one particular person. He said it could be a good thing. That's how you trick people into doing shit It can be a good thing It is Did you not hit D-D? All you're all gonna be fucking now

Alright bro So you're telling me when you be fucking your holes You just don't be like Niggia you turn into a hole I do Alright when you fucking your bitch You turn it to a hole I'm already a hole

Thank you when you fucking your nigga Miss later over there Not a hole like oh that's just a hole We're like a freak Yeah you can say that A freak might be better A k a hoe Yeah

Freak just a word and dictionary. Wow. I didn't know. Freak is just a word that disbanders. You ain't about to make me no ho. Ho is just a street terminology of freak. Right. But like, boy, she's fucking, man, why is that bitch?

A ho. I don't even mess with those females who out freak me. Like, bitch, you ain't going to be freaky. I don't like no bitch to out freaky me either. That shit kind of scared me. I had to lick me all my face. And ain't, but one thing that you could do that's going to make me question everything. Like, don't lick my balls unless I ask you to.

Don't touch my ball. No, don't just jump. Like, so now I got a question. I'm like, oh, so you look bald. You just do this shit. You do this shit because you want to. I didn't ask for none of this shit. Can we get our ball?

Every woman, I'm about I say, every woman is her own woman with the balls thing. That's a different ball game. Do you, do you, do you? That is a different ball game. Do you, do you put balls in your mouth? That's just a different ball game in the song. I'll just say that.

Play ball. It's a case-by-case scenario, I'm sure. So soon as she see them balls, she play ball. Hey, man, some of these ladies too aggressive on the balls You've ever had your balls lick too hard I feel like somebody to punch you in the stomach Real nigga shit Like I remember one time my girl was so

She was so drunk She lifted my balls up I said hey, wait a minute You don't go behind the balls bitch You stay in balls in front You don't go with it to the trunk You don't take the motor

That's the night you got a break We're checking the motor We're checking the motor We ain't checking the trunk Wow I need you to check the motor Yeah Don't check the trunk

Put my nuts down I don't even check the motor Trump, I don't need no, put my nuts down, girl. Bring them nuts back here again. Please. Don't check the Trump. Ain't nothing in the Trump for you. Was the lights on?

The bitch, the lights was on. Oh, so she really was expecting. She was like, oh, baby, have you ever had? I said, be me. Put the trunk down. Check the moment. I need you to check the oil and the transmission fluid. That is.

This bitch trying to take the trunk. Hey, bro. These women be. You ever had some head and be so wet you had to get the towel and wipe your ass I'm like hold up

bitch you better not tell nobody you got a nigga ass wet when you're in the car and the shit doesn't roll down oh have you ever

nut it and shit rolled out your thigh you were like god damn this shit don't went too far this is the 85 South show this is a podcast

for people who simply just don't even give a fucking no more the nut that rolled out you thought you're like damn I hope I'm gonna get pregnant

oh shit you're about to get itself pregnant yeah yeah Oh, shit. Hey, man. This was a great show.

Now I had a freak at the crib the other week, bro. A little long titty bitch. She was sucking my dick and her titty at the same time. I was like, nigger. She then wrapped her teeth around my dick. Now my dick looked like a pancake stick. Like a pig in a blanket. Yeah, yeah.

I looked at the shit like, oh, they sell them that man, quick trip. I know I don't see that at eye before. Hey, she was young and old, though. She was a young old. And when a bit, when a bit doing that. Oh yeah, you got long titty. You all right on. When a bit doing that.

But now I appreciate long titties. I didn't know that's what they was for. Just take them and shit. You wrap them around shit. Then I got different sounds when the holes me second did. You ever got that, huh, that little hush. That shit would be the best.

The retarded girl is like, all I want to hear is. All I want to hear. All I want to hear. I don't want to hear. I don't want, I be scared. Oh, no. I don't have had a bitch cough up a colligrine. I'm like, look, bitch.

I didn't want to see that. where you go right to a commercial right after that. I looked at my tuba house at Minnesota. That's some weed. That's a healthy green. She's in good food. Oh, my God. Hey, it's just something about that yawning head.

Oh, my God. Shout out to all the women who pusset taste like margarita salt. That's straight off a work pussy right now. Ain't nothing wrong with that pussy tie. That booty tank is different. Oh, shit. All right, man. What you want to say in conclusion?

Listen, man. Fuck where I live life, man, pray. Hey, man, that is not the message that we conveyed through this show. All right, man. This show is a testament about life. Jack off and use the excess lotion and rub your hands. That's not the one either. One more.

All right, man. When you get through jacking off, man, look, clean your fingernails, man. Dig a little bit deeper. We get through jacking off. Look yourself in the mirror. Nothing about jacking off. All right. I do have sense for interest.

Look, you set up in the mirror and say, look. I am somebody. I am somebody. All right, that'll work. That'll work That'll work. And clean you figure now. Anything you want to tell him, man?

You didn't told every goddamn thing. Nicky, you ain't been the same since you told that story. Hey, man. I just stay prayed up like he said. That's what's up, man. That's what's up. That's your man, Carlos Miller. This has been another great episode of the 85 South Show.

If you would like to advertise your products or send us something free or get fucked with two rubbles, man. Make sure you hit our email. Yeah, that 85 show, 85 South Show. That should be a condom. What? Instead of Magnetal Trojan, just have two rubbers. Two rubbers. Like, it feels like you got two rubbers on.

Bro, have you ever went to the store and they all they have with Durex? You're like, bro, come on, man. What's wrong with this town? Bro, you can't bust a Durex. You can shoot a Durex with a 22, that bitch. I was just about to say, but you could breathe wrong and that Dereggle go pop.

Them damn Durek. My, I seen the nigga make some animals out of a Durek, like a party balloon. I'm done. That nigg is stupid. We've been out here in these streets for a minute. I would like to give an anonymous shout out to the young lady who gave us that magnificent input.

Yes, because she liked being fucked wrong. Exactly. Ain't no one of that. She like a thumb in her butt. Give a shout out to everybody who've been listening since the first episode. Hey, man, I appreciate you. I don't know if you're seeing the shit, but we got all the type of people who work at the warehouse, truck drivers, single moms, lesbians,

um, them girls who don't wear no real brad, just them sports bros. We got them chicks who keep that hybrated all the time. Hell yeah. Shout out to all. my niggas out there who ain't got no holes but you optimistic hey man shout to all my niggins who fucking like three times

a year man you being real safe with two rubbers on with two rubbers on man you know what I'm saying? Then the last time around Christmas you're just going to fuck raw I appreciate you bro yep we'll catch y'all on the next episode it's your man Carlos Miller 85 South Show you want to do that again

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Let me get some of that wrong set. Yo, yo, yo, yo. What's your boy, D.C. Youngfly, man. If you want to advertise with us, go to 85 South Show Productions at gmail.com. Fah! You know, man. 85. 85.

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