The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Pilot Season W DCYoungFly & Karlous Miller | Ep. 176

Episode Date: March 30, 2019

SEE THEM LIVE IN DENVER! https://www.altitudetickets.com/event... On this hilarious episode recorded in the Trap Living Room, comedians Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly talk about the TV business and what goes into to getting a Pilot TV show picked up. Plus DC Young Fly gives a tour of his gangsta feet and roasts his own Momma. FOLLOW THE CREW KARLOUS MILLER - https://www.facebook.com/karlousm/ DCYOUNGFLY - https://www.facebook.com/DcYoungFly1/ CHICO BEAN - https://www.facebook.com/OldSchoolFool/ BILLY SORRELLS - https://www.facebook.com/billysorrells/ FAT AND PAID - https://www.facebook.com/Fatandpaid/ DARREN BRAND - https://www.facebook.com/darrenbigbab... CLAYTON ENGLISH - http://www.claytonenglish.com/ JOE T. NEWMAN - http://www.ayoungplayer.com CHAD OUBRE - https://www.instagram.com/chadoubre/ LANCE CRAYTON - https://www.instagram.com/cat_queso/ J.O.N - https://www.instagram.com/heeeyj_o_n/ CRIAG GRAVES - https://www.instagram.com/craigshoots23/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Right. I don't really be announcing my shit till this does. Right. I'll shout a show today. It's a pilot. I don't know. You know how that pilot shit goes. I know how that shit goes.

The whole shit with the pilots, though, a lot of people get frustrated when the pilots don't get picked up. As an entertainer, you just want to do a bunch of them bitches. Get that check and run with it. Right. You think you're going to shoot a pilot and they pick the bitch up next week? That might call you two years from now and be like, hey, you remember that shit you in D.C. did that day? Where y'all was riding the goddamn bubble cars?

They finally picked it up. Every bitch of shit like you know the nigger died and I took over so uh yeah we changed this shit too we changed the name shit called taxi drive we're keeping the shit that y'all did we just changed the taxi cabs we want it Uber drivers just got sponsored by this new Uber service you ain't heard of it called split link a deal in dollars from Amazon we're gonna put the shit on Amazon that's how you order the ride on Amazon you check out what the fuck run the check Oh, the money good. You still got your Instagram paid, though.

You still got it, right? Okay. Hey, I always say that. You still got your Instagram feed, though. All right, cause you know, we're gonna need all those followers, old them follow us. I'm like, but y'all get y'all ad on. That was up, man.

We ain't bullshit with these folks, man. We got some old shit. But that what I learned about the pitching game, you got to stay in it. Like, I got a show that I had helped create, and you know what I'm saying, the team helped create, that we just let go to waste. You know what I'm saying?

When the labor didn't want it. You know what I'm saying? When the TV network didn't want it. But I was so busy, well, I'm like, oh well, but in the pitching game, anybody that's creatives, man, listen, when somebody tell you no, no matter what you got going on, even if you busy, keep shopping your shit. Right. And I always have a bullshit pitch too.

Right. Because you can go pitch the hell out your good shit. And I'm like, yeah, we like it, but what else you have? Cool, straight. All right, fuck it. Three gangster niggas is selling lemonade. But look. These niggas is killers and shit, but they run a dog walking service for the old ladies and shit, man.

And a nurse at home. Come on, man. Listen here. Look, the show is about an African-American food bank ran by two white bitches. Used to work at Waffle House. Come on now, there was Waffle House waitresses, then they moved a basket robins. To all the ice cream machines down. Okay, look, check this out.

I feel you. I feel you. But look, this is shit. The pitch is. This the show, two middle-aged black men. Listen to him. They open their own auto zone. That when you let it go by itself.

Listen to them. They open their own auto zone. They got a funeral home behind it. That's next door to a barbershop with the wingspot in the back. They got the whole complex. The show is called The Whole Complex. It's about building relationships in your community, while building yourself in your community.

But you forgot to tell them what's going to sell the movie. nigger they get sued by KFC come on KFC stole the original spices they said they got the chicken in the back you know what we ain't got a pitch did you know why why because Tyler Perry already wanted he did because we did write two emails that's what that's why they didn't come back to it because Tyler said I ain't gonna say nothing it's early right right right right right right right right but Will Packer did just follow me on Twitter right I know he nobody that's why if y'all gonna do something y'all got to jump on it right It's like, it's about to be sold.

Like, I remember that, I'll remember that. I'll show you the text in my phone. I remember that. You know what? Don't need, I don't need no, why we're pitching it, because that's sold. Wow. Right.

Right, right. Tell another one. Tell another one. Tell another one. About 2.5. Go on the big joke on. And you know what, really, I got a, I got another mean I gotta go to. You busy?

Y'all done? Because I'm busy. Are you busy? I'm busy. We got another show to go pitch. Okay, check this out. Mm-hmm. This the pitch.

Right. It's the Instagram models. We're putting them all on Facebook. They got to know how to get post-like. And guess what? This is the killing part. They got to do it from a laptop. And they got to take pictures from the laptop.

I ain't playing. I ain't playing. I'm dead-ass serious. They're going to get less lights, more pokes. Come on. Oh! She don't even know how to look at the pokes. She don't even know who poked her.

You better shut your ass up. This bitch thunkin' nigger. Well, thumbs up. Come on. Come on. I got one more before I walk out the door. What happened? This one for TLC.

Right. They got in my 600 pound life. Right. This one is about all the people who had the gastric bypass and the shit didn't work. Nika. Guess what I'm calling it? What you call it? Getting back fat.

Oh! You know what? Coming this fall. We can say that to the discovery. Come on. They're a little that. Oh, what? What?

Come on, man. They're trying to discover everything. Man, nigger. That's why we're a team. See, this is why, see, my partner, man. That boy, you is cool. That boy, it's a bad man. Y'all know you're right.

You're a bad man. Guess what? What you're doing? Didn't know I just sold this show. Crazy about it. But listen, listen, listen, they didn't even want to do it, bro. They didn't even want to do it. They told me it's not going to work.

It's not going to work. They look at me dad to my family. They were like, D.C., listen. It's not going to work. I said, listen, Waffle House. What they're cooking in? In a restaurant. Listen.

Bro, that's a movie. Waffle House. They're cooking in the restaurant. But guess what I told them? Take them out the restaurant. Put them in a house. Make them make real waffles. Is this a reality show?

Is this a reality show? How's the show? Green screen, nigga. Waffles floating everywhere. We got cups of serve floating. Man, put them waitress in the real house and make them make waffles. Waffle house. You're a motherfucking genius, though.

Put the sign on the house. Let the whole hood up. The house is actually a waffer house. Is that what you're telling me right now? That's what you're going to tell me. The top of the roof looked like a dub. Open 24 hours. 24 5.

They open 24 hours, 5 days a week. What's about the other two? Because you're 24 5. Chick-fil-5. Chick-fil-A mad already. Mm-hmm. You know, you know, you do some shit like that? Bro, you do some shit like that?

Bro. Chick-fil-Lay will start opening up on Sunday, at least for breakfast. They want everybody to go to church. How the fuck are you going to go to church hungry, bro? Who want to go to church home? They should at least be open from what, like, to church service start from like, like eight to 11 they so petty world like why would you do that why not that's your like the famous restaurant mrs winters come on how you mrs winnors who is who is mr winnors you

ain't never rode past a mr winner he'd been married and she trying to hide this nigga okay what about ed hard a junior where ed hard a senior bro bro god damn bro hardest is it a soft end What the fuck is that mean? Hardest. What's a hardy? You know where I'm gonna go? I'm gonna go to Hardy. Hardest.

Why I can't go to softy? I don't know. They said ice cream. Right. Hmm. So think about it. Chuckles. You can't even play chuckle.

Nope. Got to check them all everybody. McDonald's got a sign that say billions and billions served. Who counted? We get our gas at raceway, nobody racing. Why the fuck it takes so long to go to Quake Trip? You got another one? Bro.

Shell ain't even by the beach. Now, that's a good one. You know what? L.A. Fitness, but you're in Georgia. Texas. Florida. Why I can't be Georgia Fitness? What the fuck does BP stand for?

What does it stand for? They just put two damn nutter. And we've been calling it BP. I don't know what the B stand for. It's a nickname. It's an uncle. BP. It's really a hood nigga.

You got gas state. Don't nobody know it. Damn. BP. Think about it. Who the fuck gonna make some gas taste is BP? Who's Wendy? That's the...

Right. That's Dave daughter. Right. I ain't never seen her, though. Why she didn't take over when he died? Windy supposed to be running Wendy's by now. Right. Why is it still a little girl now?

I didn't have never seen Winnie. It's supposed to be a grown pitcher right now. That's supposed to be a real person. Real talk. This piece has got three red freckles. You never seen them be with no three red freckles. She got three on both sides. I really thought that was Pippie Longstock when I was growing up.

I did too. Captain D's. Fuck is a Captain D. Is everything got vitamin D in it? Where the boat at? You ain't never seen nobody pull up. So who the captain? I don't know.

I don't know. Boy? I'm thinking about this type of shit. I think about a lot of shit, bro. I don't know why this shit be like that sometimes. It's all the type of shit fuck with me. For real. Niggins, fruit loose and apple jacks, damn near the same thing.

Different colors. Honey Nut Cheerio. I ain't never tasted nuts. I only taste the honey. And it's just a little bit. Why they're so sting. Nick, Cheerio's big on TV than they are in real life. Really?

And they always say it good for your heart. Shit, damn sure ain't good for your throat. I be downshould about to cough on them, soft-ass bitches. You ever notice if you eat too many Cheerios, they get nasty as fuck? This fuck. Mm-hmm. They get real solid. They turn it in the skin.

They turn in the skin. They turn in the skin. They're playing with it. You stupid, that one. The fuck it's wrong. This is a nigga by his skin right now. This d'nigua. We too hot, bro.

Let me look at the paperwork. See what's going on in the world. There's some niggas in there like pause that shit. Like, hell long, bro. Those nigg are really going or so over this. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. This is a night. Another rendition.

You can't get high as us. You can't. You can't. And don't be in the comments something about why Loz ain't past that blunt. You don't know this nigga. Right. I'm literally been looking for my weave about 15. Oh, man.

I'd just be like, yeah, Loz, what you got? The blunt been over there. Hey, we got to, I want to talk about this, because it's really getting out of hand. What happened, bro? I like what you say, I really want to talk about this. I'd be like, yeah. Because it's getting out of hand.

And I feel like we have a big enough platform where enough niggas will hit it. What do you want to say? When you're on social media and you see a nigga talking to a woman shooting his shot or whatever the fuck they're talking about. Stay your motherfucking ass out the conversation. Don't nobody need you. Don't nobody need you posting Steph Curry shooting threes from hand court and Scotty Pippet, Miss, layups and shit. Mind your motherfucking business. Nick, all up on the comment.

You don't know. You looking goofy as hell. And they fucking in real life. Real life. She curbed the fuck out of you, boy. Niggie, she sucked my dick earlier. That's how we play on social media. Yeah, like we don't know you.

Yeah, she's gonna call me an ugly as boy. Every time I tweet my side bitch, guess what she's like? What she's like? I'm gonna block you. I can't stand you. Ugh, don't start this today. Get the fuck out my mention. And then it's always some goofy nigger.

Hop, you tried that one, O.J. Would you shut the fuck up, please? This is not an open conversation, my nigga. It's not that it bothers me just annoying, my name. Great part about it, he watched you wait to see what she going to respond. Then follow, they're going to follow the bitch. Then follow the bitch. Come on, bro. Come on.

And then out of it and be like, I like the way you carry yourself. Get your-all- Get your ass out of him. Get your ass over. That's how you know your partners ain't shit. If you ever go to your side bitch, Instagram, and look at the likes and for your homeboy's names is under the picture. Quit hanging with them niggas, man. They watch it. Come on, man.

They watch it. What the fuck is you doing? They want your bitch. Not even your bitch. You're your sad bitch. You're creeping on the side bitch. What type of friend is you? That's a low-down nigger, man.

It's a low-down nigger. These young niggas is bringing the dirty-mack-back. You know how low you got to be to creep on the side, nigga, ho? You gotta be low, low. You gotta be so low that you're like, man, I can't wait to kid that bit by that stuff. Like you just wait your turn, you're like, hey, lo, mama, lo, my oh.

She don't notice me yet, she don't know to me. Oh! Da-da quit, you better watch them old, old extra friendly-ass niggas, man. Do you know my name? I thought you're gonna keep on, Nick. Do you know? All they got those three.

You see how to make the sound exactly the same? Yeah, you weren't in the band. That's it. No, I wasn't in the band, because they told me if I was in the band, I couldn't play football. Yeah, so you played football? Hell yeah.

I should have been in the band. That one of Christmas drum, a little roll right there. You got one little part. They'd be like, oh, he got my little part. I should have been in the band. I would have been a cold-ass musician. For real.

Hell yeah. You look like you to play a saxophone. Nah, I wouldn't think I would have played no shit like that. Smooth, bro. You don't play saxophone, bro. I just don't like the fucking that. Because you ain't blowing on shit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You ain't. I ain't no blowing on shit type of nigga. No what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I should have played something. You would have quit. That what I'm trying to tell you. You know what I would have been, though?

I think I would have been a cold-ass xylophone player. Because the, like, yeah, nigger. The way I would have did it. You too, I had to sit there for all. I know everything. That's symphony, bro. That's orchestra. You, I mean, not orchestra.

That's what the, that's what they got there with the harps and shit. But that's symphony shit, bro. You're not fucking with the xylophone. Yes the fuck I am, too. You're not learning those scales. They're not-d-d-d-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- You're not doing that, my nigga. I be so focused when I'm hot, yes the fuck I am. You're gonna be the nigger.

I wanted to be the nigger that gets sticks like. I'm like, you want xylophones, bro. That's not how you did that. What? That's what I'm saying. That's some shit you don't see niggins doing. I would have had like three sticks on each hand and played like four different songs, bro. I would have been the coldest xylophone nigger ever. Bro, I'm telling you.

I'm telling you, look at that nigga Lowe's over there with all them bitches. I can see it. Playing that goddamn xylophone. Can't stand that motherfucker. Because you don't even know if you know how to play the xylophones that allows you to play about four different other kinds of fucking. I swore on everything. Niggins who played xylophone was kind of like, so favorite-tism. They were like, step out the way, he's coming through with the xylophone.

Nigger, I started the song off and hit the little shingle. Sing-linglinglinglingo-lingo-lingo-lingo-lingo. Click clinklingling click click click click click click click click click click click click click click But you know they don't get that much love I'm switching hands on these niggins you can catch that? But they don't get that much love because they ain't in the back I didn't even got to my solo yet But you know people with Zollophone they be in the back

They don't never be in the front Nick no be over there in the corner They be in the back like nobody is seeing me The way the band set up You don't get a fuck about you either d'iagga The way that the band set up I'm kind of like in the corner pocket I already got it in vision. Bro.

And on Zaxif, on Zillophones, Cullo Smil! Tingling! Tingling! Tingling! Tingling! Tingling! Tingling!

Tingling! Tee! What? You crazy as a motherfucker, boy. That's hilarious. You'll be on YouTube playing all the trap songs with my Xylophone. Clicker, cling, cling, clink.

That's Rosco DASH. That's Rosco DASH. I don't know why I played that one first. I just felt like that. I don't know why you played that with first. Because it'll go viral. Bad choice in a letter. It'll go viral.

Nigger will be like here. What's all that is? No. It'll come up in conversation. Right. You see that nigga playing that xylophone, that Roscoe there? Boy, you know, they're calling.

Oh, yeah. But see, I used to be so stupid. Even when I played symphony, I never had my drum next to the other drummer. Because we used to be in the back. So it'd be like, it's rolled up like an orchestra. It's like, high, hi, you know what I'm. You know what I'm saying?

Like you're in the boob, in the orchestra is over there. Yeah, I would take my drum and be all the way on the end. For real? You know how to play all of them? They got to see me. You know how to play all the drum? Yeah, I love that. Except for the Quince, motherfucker.

That shit too fast with the wrist and shit. Hey, man, every week you get on social media and impress the world what you're doing some new shit, bro. Run through some shit that you know you know how to do. Because I didn't see you got down. I didn't, shit, I've seen you do it. Okay. I'd seen the nigga do it back.

I can't do a back flip and I did it in my in my mind one time I did it when I did it I said boy you did not break your niggins let me start oh do not do that shit again I'm sorry that hitman is the nigga that could do yeah hit back man my bad that was not but I didn't seen this nigga ice skate I didn't see the nigga ski I can't do that I can't do the nigga do the Chris Brown dance I can't dad nigga do comedy yeah and they get sing right I seen the nigga talk to some Jehovah's witness and make them leave the niggin' know the bible right right they were white too they're in the hood i said whoa hold oh i ain't through i seen you do your daughter hair right

clip her skin i did uh what else is you you host and shit i hold make movies make movies i produce i'm making beats yes what you call what's your producer tag i'm trying i don't know i'm trying to have my girl do i'm gonna be sexy like you got to see that's what you're doing yeah like it got I gotta be DC did. I don't know how I want it. Fuck, oh no. There's a lot of pressure right now. Yeah, it's like, I got to get it.

Because these producer tags been going on there. What's your favorite one? Oh, like, DC made it right now. It's, ooh, D.C. Oh, no, I want to be safe. You know my favorite producer tag right now? Take Keith. Fuck these niggas up.

Oh, yeah. Nigga, whatever come after that, I'm with it. My homeboy shit, my boy, um, my boy, um, my boy's, um, my boy's, um, my boy, um, C, made in here for me. But he got rich homie saying that shit. That shit fast. J-O-N shit type. Hey J-O-N.

Yeah, that shit be smooth y'all. Who the fuck in it at? I don't know. Hey, J-O-N. It's probably him. It probably is. It probably is. It's probably his hands.

You didn't talk about, you need, that he's gonna know. Hey, Jay-O-N-N-Y. You gotta have a cold producer tag, bro. Got to, I don't know how I want to do. I don't know what mine to be. But I wonder, it gotta be something fine that everything can be. Guess what?

We're back. You love me? I love you too. Get up. Let me see. No, I'll sit out. I'll sit out. April 7th.

We will be in Denver, Colorado at the Paramount Theater. Carlos Miller. Chico B. DC Young Fly, the 85 South Show will be in the building. You've been asking for us to come. Now we're coming. We drop it. Get those tickets. We come.

I'm just letting you know. Don't say I ain't Ted. Because we come. It can't be, I'm too, my shit had to be stupid, though. Carlos drop a gorilla dick. Hell, nah. Nigger wouldn't even want a nigga fan forward, that shit. Nigger rapping on your seat, be like, hey man, take that tag out.

He's fucked up. All right, right, that shit. I can't even repeat that shit. Take that shit out. That's the thing about a producer tag. You would never even know that unless you was a fan of my beat. That nigga be saying, Carlos drop gorilla dick. Oh, man, come on, right.

It's gonna be after the nigga made the beat, made the song and everything. Yeah, everybody already a fan. Nigger would be like, hey, bro, I want you to hear this shit. He'll be like, hey, boy, what the fuck you just say? But the way, you got to put that shit on there and put, and it's going to go hard. Because you can't, it's not just going to be a nigga saying that. It's going to be some quick one minute, one second shit. Right, it's going to be real fan.

But the nigga who, but the nigga who on the beat ain't going to know though. But the nigga who on the beat ain't going to know. It's gonna be the nigga who's listening gonna eat. So he's gonna be thinking he's talking about his song when he's talking about your intro. The beats is going so hard. You heard that? But this shit hard, ain't it?

That's what the song is about. Dropping gorilla dick on the bitch. That's where it goes with the tag. Young man, I fuck with that shit, man. Let me get on that bitch with you. I already got the song called Gorilla Dick. You can get on the end of that beach if you want to.

I just fuck with your music. Yeah. You got to be a nigga from Mississippi. But see, bro, that's the thing about, A lot of niggas in the South, a lot of niggas in the world do music. But a lot of niggas don't do music, bro. Like, niggins for with that music. Heavy.

That's why a nigga tag? You know how that they got mid-tape? They ain't got a number of music on it. That music. Straight music. And they tell you, too, but they'll have the music coming out. Hey, man. Are you flat?

I fought with that music too, what? Real top. That music. Hey, call on everything y'all boy, be dropping on the 85 side, but that shit really be dope music. Y'all need to put out of meat tape. I listen to him. You might be like, look, we don't need to right now.

We got it. I'm like, how you got that on the song? Hey, buddy. Digger really be putting that shit up, bro. Y'all really need the midstap of y'all music. You know what I'm doing? Everything y'all be saying, Chico, by that niggas a music of genius, man.

He's real talk. He's really a producer. He really is. You can't see a footlocking commercial. Yeah, I don't look like a pride ad got that cut. I'm just like, yeah. What? Yeah, man.

Oh, I love seeing niggas do good. Me too. And I can see it through the screen. It's like, in the commercial, he's like, yeah, fuck, niggas. Right. Ah, y'all, bitch, and I thought I wasn't going to feed shit. Big shout out. I'm gonna commercial.

Br, it's beautiful, bro. I just look through the screen, like, eat, dick. Big shout out to Chico, that's a great look. You ain't seen the commercial go looking the fuck up. I know you've seen it because I haven't posted the bitch. You better go look at it. Nick, I'll post the shit is on. How do you reposting on?

I'm gonna just start seeing. to you shit. Yeah, man, I'll be trying, man. I'll be buying shit. And a year later, the whole app don't even work no more. Did you buy a new phone? I got a new phone, but I had to repo weed on my shit, but repo weed doesn't stop working. One thing I know about that app.

If you get a new phone, that shit ain't going to work no more. So you got a whole other app? You got a whole other app? I'm scared. Put my shit, my info on you. Be too, but fuck it. Yeah. Smoke that shit.

You know what I'm doing. I got to flow with Instagram. I ain't tripped. You do? Yeah, yeah. I need one. That's why when I was tripping that day, bugging out, I ain't up getting to connect. Man, we got to hit them phone to the email, but at the end of their shit, they need

that shit too. They're making money. Instagram, the only motherfucker that ain't monetizing, but them niggies is making the bread. I'm glad you got your shit back. Yeah, man, we're good. What is you doing with the sweatpants combo? That niggie, Mainewell came on this bitch with an ankle bracelet on me. He did?

Oh, was it fatal? No. Was it like a charm or shit? You know a nigger doing that shit, but it got to be the right one. No, I don't do that, bro. No, it's the style shit. You know something you know how to wear, bro. Oh, for real?

Right, you got to know how to wear it. I'm just the old as fuck. I just let you all young nigga have it. I don't see you with no. But see this problem? You're with an ankle bracelet and like, fuck you doing, lo? Right. I'm just about, that's my last time saying anything about what these other

I'm just, my birthday coming up. Right, I feel it. I just got to let you all young nigg. So you really tried to figure out a present, but you're like ankle bracelet like the prison. I know that. I just know that's bad bitch behavior, bro. And I feel like some shit should be left to the women's. Right, right.

Let them have an ankle bracelet. What type of nigga got nice ankles? Bitch out of summertime. Y'all need you be... You ain't that goddamn hot. It's different, bro. Niggas, bitch, it's really like, let me see your feet. You're like, hold up, bitch.

I ain't never got my feet. You're like, if you want this pussy, let me see your feet. You're like, bitch. I gotta go get these, bids. Dunds her. You're trick. There's some new shit. You like bitches and shit.

Them bitches tell you what they like. But if you're a real niggum. Oh, that freak-ass nigger walk around with his feet out. That's freaky-ass shit. I'm a freak-ass shit, man. I walk with my feet out. Don't know, baby? It's always you, bro.

My feet are in their dog. It is you. Listen, I got ugly feet. But soon-in' in on these bitch, huh? You're going to just pull them out. Yeah. You got more heart, bro. I got gangsta feet with my shit.

Fucked up. So-in'am in. Let me give you a tour of these bitch, huh? God damn, boy. You don't get a fuck. Hell no. Shit, ass shit, hell, bro. Real top, they're pretty though.

If we want to get in the pool, nigger, you, you're gonna be on your jeans and shit. I'm being in that motherfucker like that hell. That's what I'm saying. That was a good ad time. Zoom in. That's you, bro. Let me catch you right here. You got it.

You got it. Thickin' in the bitch, fucked up. Came out. Mama ran over my foot in Matt Donald, bro. She told me to get something out the back seat of the car. I had my foot in the, up under the car. All I heard was, p-p-p-p-p- I said this bitch. I said, this bitch, I ran down my guy.

down foot. Amen. She just ran on my foot, bro. I'm in the sixth grade, bro. She is at the window playing for the food. I'm still at the goddamn microphone. Like, this bitch, just ran on my goddamn foot, bro. The nigga blown on the horn like, me, me.

I'm like, I'm not just see my mama run on my foot. Fuck, I'm in the sixth grade, bro. Did you not see the car go up and then down? That means she ran on my goddamn foot. I swear on everything. So that toenet came off, so that motherfucker's been thick ever since. For real. You see ladies.

Then got pretty feet. Boom. Dead toenail. I wore my partner shoes in the sixth grade. Fuck my shit up. Nigger, I have never felt that much pain ever in my life. I had an ingrown toenail. My toenail was wrapped around my goddamn toe.

My auntie is a specialist because she used to, she was a cat-taker. She used to work for got-down, taking care of old people. She went in there. As you can see, it's on there. You're really showing your goddamn ingrown toenail surgery that your auntie did. Man, listen. other shit going on. This is fucking gross.

She went in there and grabbed that bit. Listen, loka, your shit. I bet you got dinosaur feet, nigga. You fuck wrong with you. That's why I ain't displaying him. She went in there and grabbed that bit, huh? Whole toenair came off. I can't let my toe nails that just look crazy, bro.

Just mad because you got ugly-hafeet. You fuck wrong too. But yeah, they got ugly feet. Your shit fucked up, too, though. Yeah, but they pretty fucked up. It's like an ugly bad bitch. Bitch, no, she ugly, but she, She's ugly, but she like, she got a shit going on.

The bitch is a lawyer. She got a good job. You ever see the ugly bitch in the suit? You're like, bitch. Where's you going to? Oh, no. By the way, you work in that soup, man. All right.

That bit looks like she got money. That bit, that's how ugly bitches look good with money. They do be ugly bitches with money that look good. You be like, that big got money. This segment is dedicated to all the young nays with granddad's feet. Don't worry. One day, them shit's gonna come in handed.

Listen to me. You good. Put your sock on. Hey, bro, my dad had ugly ass feet. My mama had ugly ass feet, huh? I see, my mama ain't had no toe nail. When you go to the nail people and they get your ass four of them white tips. And I'm like, Mom, what that little fifth white tip at?

They put a little dot on that bed. That motherfucker's black. They had to hold this shit like this. They had to hold this shit like that. They ain't let that bit drop on that motherfucker. You can't. They're being real careful too. They're like to hear.

They say, Mom, trying to put their white dot on there. Amen. My mom do not have a pinky toenail, bro. And she stayed getting them done, bro. Stay. And you know the old phone, they keep their toenels out with the sandals that they walk out in the salon with. So they soggy as hell, they're all to the side. She just out there in the hood.

Like, ma'am, you got a faux toad. What the fuck? And she stayed telling me to put the dot on her pick and turn it out. She like, Where my dot at? One, two, three. Uh-uh, come in! But we all forgot the handwritten fault.

My mom said, I paid for ten toll, okay? You did eight. I didn't know. I said, Mom, you only got ate? She said, make it back another way! Hey, man. This nigga, bro. This is all mom.

Oh, man. You're a cold nigga, bro. She said, I can make a lot. Oh. What is your problem? What is your problem, man? What is wrong for you, man? They told her to make another one?

Ooh. Listen. I'm the fucking with you, though. You gotta see her feet to understand, bro. This shit has to stop, man. I love my mama, bro. I always told her that shit. I used to be like, ma'am, you need socks.

She's like, that's disrespectful. That's disrespectful. That's disrespectful. Hey, find somebody you can wear your socks with. That's the truth. That's the key to happiness. What she said? She's saying you, that's disrespectful.

You don't say that to your mother. You don't say that to your mother. That's distra. Call to your mother. I said, I'm telling the truth. You can't. You can't do that shit, man. You can't tell old people the truth.

It's disrespectful. You can't say your brother's thing. That's disrespectful. That's disrespectful. Young man. You go to your row. Go to your row. Oh my goodness, y'all.

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In the comments. Hey, it's not that. Send it up so they'll know. People are old parents. Send in the video, all right. There's an explanation. I need to know how the number difference. Right.

You feel me? Like if your parents were older when they had you. If you and your parents got a 40 year difference, fuck it. 50. I need a 50 year difference, all right? You qualify. I need to know a story, anything, an exciting story, a scary story.

We're a scary story. It don't matter. You know they're going to do it. And we're going to talk about it. We're going to let them know. Hey, man, so and so from wherever said his mama was blase, blazee, and he found her teeth somewhere. That happened to me one time, bro.

I was drinking some chocolate milk when I was a little boy. And I had it in a mug. I used to be big business. I used to drink my shit out of a coffee mug, chocolate milk, bro. Because my grandma, she was a cook at the fraternity. So she used to just bring me like big old, like, I had the whole bottom shelf of the refrigerator. It was all chocolate milk, bro. On God, it was all chocolate.

I had, I was like, and then the drawer, all my chocolate milk, bro. I used to have to have that shit, and I drink it out of mud because I was big business. That was my uncle used to call me, look at Big Big Big Big Big. So I'm drinking the chocolate milk. And then I look at my mama's company

and I go put my shit in the refrigerator, bro. So I come back, I'm drinking my chocolate milk. I get to the bottom of the cup. My auntie thought that it was the cup for her dentures, drop the dentures in that bitch, scared the fuck out of me. All you say is gum and teeth. All I snore, it's just straight look. When I get to the bottom of the cup, all I see it, four front teeth.

I was like, oh! Drop the goddamn cup, run. Graham, my mama just started hugging, hug, and crying. She's like, what the fuck wrong with you? So then my auntie walked in the kitchen. My goddamn teeth on the floor. It was a very fucked up day. Damn.

That was scared. scary, bro. Yeah, bro. I can tell I- That's one of the scariest moments of my life. I can relate. Niggia, if you get to the bottom of your glass and you see motherfucking four teeth. Well, how about this, though? Early in the moment, I got

to go to school, nigga. I go ask my mama, if she's going to cook. Because one thing about the bruffles, you don't know if you, hey, you don't know if you, buddy, you don't put your clothes on, take your ass outside. You're talking about some bruffles. Boy, you better eat at school. That's the worst shit.

when you wake up late and all the breakfast is gone you can smell it but it ain't down no more it's the whole house smell like breakfast it ain't in fuck that ain't shit ain't a egg ain't a biscuit the school only thing left is a greasy ass napkin on a plate that's it nigger damn that you don't know if you're gonna get bruffer it's like a are you in the mood this morning type shit you feel me me i go in the bath on nigger my mama got there pop the beach and ah get the brush and the gone I'm just looking. She looked at me, she looked.

I said, what did you just say? What did you just say? I said, what you say? She popped me there. I said, back on your goddamn clothes. I said, what the fuck? I went to check it back. Hey, you get out.

Hey, man. How y'all's going to come up? I ain't doing this shit. I'm gonna like, how y'all just do that? I'm not doing this shit, no. Don't say shit else. She's saying, what you may put on your goddamn,

I said, what? I said, put on your goddamn clothes. He stopped it. Bro, that shit hurt the land fat. That shit hurt, like right to. Stop, man. I get more than that. Boy, I said, put on your goddamn clothes

and get out my face. Do me in favor. Don't say shit else. Okay, I have to write that down. You really had a traumatic experience Yeah, bro. Every day. Yes, bro.

Yes, bro. I can't wait to hear what these folks say about the older parents, man. I can't wait, bro. Hey, shout out to everybody who went to bluechew.com and got the blue chew pill and fucking shit at your old lady. I told you, you're going to start listening to me.

It's a new year. We're on some new shit, bro. You wasn't here when I did the commercial for bluechew.com. Yes, I seen it. I seen it. You were like, whoever needed. Brough.

Didn't get the Bluetooth. No, even if you just want some. Sales are up. Get it? Sales are up. And since I dropped the commercial. It's going crazy. Hey, I'm a comedian and I'll be here all weekend.

Sales are up. Bring in that morning. What that hat say, my name? Man, it's a clothes line, man. It's a clothes line, man. I think. Y'all didn't get me some clothes and shit. Yeah.

It's about that budd shit. They got some nice shit, though. Yeah. I told you, I wear shit that I like. So when niggas be bringing me shit in the club, I'd be like, I was a free shit. But I'm like, that shit, I'd be like, hey, yeah, I'll wear that shit. I wanted to have... Niggered shirts and knowing I can't wear that shit, be like, you're small.

I knew it, man, but they're gonna be two acts though. I want you to do the goddamn. I'm like, what do want me to sleep in this bitch? Yeah, they do. Fuck you want me? Like, that they want me to sleep in this shirt, right? This motherfucker. I'm in that.

looking like I might go to church for a fit for a church road. I'm in the club like, bro, you know that motherfuckers to my knee, right? I always, man. And he's still handed to me. Like, yeah, he's going to get you a big ad t-shirt. Put that bitch on right quick, bro. This is a 4-X.

Don't nothing fit but the neck part. If that, that motherfucker, loose a hair like a blouse. Your neck bar fit right around your goddamn neck. That motherfucker around your shoulder. You walk around the house like a bad bitch for real. A bad angel. Well, you don't sit your head down, motherfucker around too. Y'all niggas be having the wrong sizes out here.

And be knowing, be trying to size a nigga up off Instagram and be like, she on TV, boy, you look like, but too that. Boy, I thought you about shit for. That's why I bought your ex-Hel. Lookin' life, boy, you're skinning in a motherfucker. Come on, man. Like, duh, they can fuck wrong with you. I have, I didn't get them on my pushout guy.

That's what you been doing? Yes, sir. What you're eating these days? Coochee. Ooh, you don't found some cool shit, nigger. Yeah, I bet had the cootcha. The cool shit. Yeah, it's so.

I just been eating it. It's just so rare to find some good coochie these day. Coochie damn-ne extinct. Yep. And actually, it's hard to find Cooja that want to be given to you. What, when the last time? They be like, this Cooch, you feel what I'm saying?

Like, they be holding back on how good the Coochie is. She'd be like, I ain't really gonna give you this good. Cooch's like that. I'm just trying to go out of my neck on. Cooch is my damn, bitch. It's a lot of pussy in the street, but it ain't a whole lot of Coochie, my mind.

Coochie. Cooch is a different beast, though. They got a little hound. Everybody did my house. Cooja come with problems, my name. Right. That how you know it good. Yeah.

That how you know it good? There ain't nobody going out with no goddamn bad than Cooch. I'm a team right now. A big leader, that's how you know if you say it's like good. Leave the house right now. Lead the fellas be like, bitch, I'm out of here. That whole don't come outside, bro. You ain't doing shit.

Ladies, that's like you're about to leave the house. My motherfuck. That nigga don't come outside. Bitch, don't go outside. Buss ain't no shit. Nicky be in the window like this. Keep on, man. That's a real shit right there, D.C.

Nick ain't gonna let that good pussy just be gone no long time. Oh, hell, no way of that. What you at? Faytide, turn around. Moving around. I want to see. Hey, you're all on Faytile with a nigga.

What's up, bro? What's up? What club y'all at? Yeah, I'm a huddin'nicker. You're like, man, I don't even want to talk to you. Nick, gotta call their phone, find out where they pussy at. Where is my pussy? He didn't say, how you doing?

Hey, man, how you a bitch? Where ya at? Who you went? He already mad. Hey, you played too goddamn much. What fuck you at? Where that coochie? Where that cooch?

It's in the car. Alright. You're in the club, but the cooch better be in the car. You should left that goddamn cooch in the car. You still left that coochie here. He ain't playing about that coocher. Well, that's the worst night ever when your girl go. to the club with her girls.

And you know she's looking good? That night you ain't got shit going on. You're sitting on the couch. Just like that, boy. She comes out the back fine. She ain't never been this goddamn fine. This motherfucker is beautiful today. You got what the niggas say.

You're wearing that to the club. What? She got glitter and sparkles and shit all on the shoulder. Titties is big, that ass is... Jerry, you ain't never seen before. Come on. She's been shopping all day. He's been smelling like straight peaches.

They've been coming out the back smelling like peach cobbler. New shoes. You like this all night at the house. No panties on. Where's fucking she going with no panties on? You watching stories back to back. What? What is that?

Ain't shit on but first 48 marathon. Did it, I ain't though. When none of her friends put nothing on the story, you're like, all these bitches up, son. Don't nobody want to record tonight? Y'all, that's all y'all do. Don't nobody want to put nothing? on their star?

Oh, these hoes out of something right now. Oh, they're up. Nobody want to put that on their store. Nigger. Uh-huh. They're some story-telling motherfucker. They don't want to, they're doing right now. Uh-huh.

Oh, niggins. See, niggas think when your girl make it to the club is where the shit jump off. That probably happened only some of the time, nigga. You know what niggas be getting fucked off at? What? When your girl just come back and be like, we ain't even go nowhere. She didn't win' got the dick and came straight home. So did.

Ooh, we got a smoke on that. That's too real. You see how all the niggas looked up? Everybody in here looked up. Well, you been out all day. Boy, that shit gave a nigga chill, boy. Been out all day, but she'd be gone about an hour and a half and then come back and be like,

these bitch is playing. Like, that's why I don't fool with nobody put all that beautiful shit back up. I'm gonna tell you what it is. When they're just getting dropped off with the Uber. You know you ain't dropped out with the Uber. You know you ain't gonna nowhere, bitch. You went over that nigga out.

Bro. If you meet a chick, And she called you in the middle of the night, drunk, and say come pick her friends up from the club. It could be a business that curbinger and never gave you no action. You just got a promotion. Right. Sometimes they be having drafts for niggins. If you can come through and get everybody to the crib safely, and if you stop by the waffle house, you wouldn't know.

You're about to give us a cooch. Not that night, but you just set yourself up for like some next week, cooch. Let me tell you what you do, though. Do you how you do that? you have everybody in the car ride pull up to the store and be like Who wants some? Y'all want some.

We must have went to the same school. Come on, now we just play a dog. When you let her home girl Get a Purple Mountain doing some funnies? What? No, they do what they say. They do what they say. Not really, but

I'm like, nah, y'all scray, man. Lady Ford, man, I know y'all are hungry, man. Got to be home. I mean, we home. Man, you know what? Come in, man. I just come in here. Come in, man.

Y'all come on. That's the worst shit, bro. We don't want to be seen with us. Let's go in here, girls. You ever know the drunk friend who get the stupid-ass food? That's the one who always throw up. She always want to get some stupid-ass food to eat. Let me get the green veggie rap.

Y'all hot dog machines, still up. Be lie to hell. Y'all hot the dime machine up. Like, bitch, you should stay in the car. Now she's throwing up all in your car. Not in the car. She threw up in the stove. Like this, man, get her.

See back there, all on the chill. Yeah. Nick in the back, like, hey, oh, get her, get her, get her, get her. This is fucking off, my pride up. Hey, man, that shit be fucked up, man. When you be with a girl and her friends and her other friend throw up, that is the worst. But this is the thing, though, if it be deep, it's always one bitch. The rest of the friends about to leave.

They're like, who is responsible? Your friend, get her. We're about to go. I call y'all the Uber. I was about with that. I was like, don't need her. That's my friend, bitch. Why y'all do that, ladies?

The one that get drunk, they always be sick of her shit. See, she always do this. She does, I always be so drunk. Take her home. But when niggas get drunk, it's like, them nigg got knocked out of the kids. The niggins be getting drunk. They be like, come on, bro.

How did I do it? How did I go? What happened? Hey, man, me walking like, damn, they got that, whop! That nigga's drunk. One nigga be had, like, stop it, bro! Stop with white niggins get drunk.

They fight each other. You can tell when your partners don't give a fucking about you. What is you doing, bro? We're having a fucking good time, bro. Bro, I'm gonna fucking kick your ass with you. Hey, man, you can tell when you're home boys don't give them fuck. I'm like, what the fuck? He dances.

I'm gonna fucking slap you until tomorrow, bro. You're gonna fucking wake up, bro. I'm gonna sick of this shit, bro. You need some white friends if you fucked up. Need them because they're gonna make sure you in a... I say one thing about I swore on every day. When I see a group of white motherfucker that drunk, all the niggas move like ant-piles.

If you eight of them, they just... They all struggling with the one white knicker. They together, though. Boom! They argue. Boom, fuck! I'm tired, bro. They just stay together.

They take care of their friends. With niggas? They slump the nigger on the car and leave them. Exactly. They be on the hood. With a blood in the hand lit. Like, man, leave that fuck, nigga, man. He's all right.

That nigga be all over the tides on the side of the car like that. Oh, shit. Man, they're a nigga, man. Nigger, man. He'd be stepping all over these niggins. It's nine-thirty. That nigga drunk early. Man.

That's how you know your partner that don't give a fuck about you, man. Your homeboys will never pick you up. They just talk louder to you. Hey, man. Been to go, man. D.C. You need to get up, man.

Come on, man. We're finning to go. Hey. Hey, look at you. Hey, bro. This is the go-to-mood when the nigga fucked up. Bro. Bro.

You're tripping, bro. Bro. Hey, man. Hey, man. Get you boy, man. Nick, act like you about to get up. What? That's when you go get the biggest nigg in the...

Hey, bro, get your boy, man. I don't know. This shit is shocking me. Hey, man. Man, you ride with us? D.C. What? Who you riding with?

Um. Come on, man. That girl said you can't stare over a house, man. Come on, bro. Come on, man. Pass the blunt, bro. This niggas stuck. I got too bad business in the club.

Come on, man, you round with up. Ah! Oh! That one nigga would be snapping out that shit. Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ugh! Woo! Come on, bro. You already threw up on your hat, bro. That one nigga be like, Oh, man. Come on, man. Oh.

Come on, man. Early, it ain't a 9.45. We're playing to go to a club. bro. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Come on, man. You round with up. Oh. Ah. Give some water, bro. Give me some water, bro.

We're a blunt. Man, fuck that. Turn up, bro. Like the... Now I've ever been a nigga asking for a blunt. What a blunt that. You can get a blunt. I didn't wrote all that weed up.

Woo. Come on. You round with up. Oh, we're going to get some to eat. We're going to go in the club. Uh-huh. Niggins like, boy, I just went through that shit. And we shake out of it.

Can't leave my niggas. I got to go. Oh. No, nigg get fucked up. This is a whole enough story, man. Yeah, me in the battle, nigga, like, damn, I'm like, I gotta go, but I can't get up. The whole other story. I ain't ain't gonna lie, OG, this shit is shocking.

You got shocked? Yeah, this shit's shocking. I told me, he ain't, give me keys, do it this thing. Oh, hell. This shit is shocking. Yeah, you got to get up. Come on, man, get up, man. Yeah, I don't know what it is.

You don't electrocuted this, man. Put that shit toward your chin and feel that shit. I don't let that shit shit I don't let that shit blow up on you much I thought I had eggs on this like like much on the shit

talk some outside but I don't have been sprayed too. Much love to everybody to leave comments on this show Hey, if you like this show, make sure you like it, subscribe to it. Leave a comment. Leave three comments, because the comment that you leave, somebody going to say some shit under it. So you got to say some shit back.

You're going to let them just say what else? Come on now. I know you. You like to argue. You might as well go back and see what they said to what you said. Somebody liked it, but somebody wanted to argue. Nick, being that arguing like a motherfucker. What, niggins love to argue.

Every goddamn day I get on social media, I'm in the argument. argument that I ain't even gave a fuck about. I don't even give a fuck about the other side. I just keep saying what the fuck I want to say. I look and they'd be like, man, fuck that. You think. I know what. No, I know what.

No, I know what. What? What I know? What I know? Tweet 205. Go on your page. You got one motherfucking post. Three hundred people you following.

Come on, man. Twelve people following you. Who are you? Tweet 305. Why do you feel like you gotta be goddamn? 13 followers, about to tell you how to live your life. Like I just wake up some days and be like, you know what I need.

A nigga with 76 followers to tell me what's funny. I need a nigger who just has insight on what's going on in the world. Who can help me decide what's funny? You feel what I'm saying? Right. Like a bitch thinks she can hit you and be like, that ain't funny.

Like you're gonna delete it. You're right, fuck it. You're right. Bitch, like I'm here for your entertainment. Bitch, what if it's just for me to remember? I'm not hit for you. Sometimes I throw some bullshit out just to see who really fucking with me. Right.

Like some stupid-ass shit. Because I'm only here for people who fucking with me. Nigger. I'm talking about some straight bullshit that I know don't mean nothing. Don't mean shit. Just to see who really fucking with me. A monkey could never be a giraffe. And a nigga be like, right, loke.

They let you know a nigga on the team. Right. And then another nigga be like, well, why the fuck you always post a stupid shit? See, you don't fucking. with me bro get the fuck out my pay you don't know me i would have went up under the like he'll never be a giraffe because i fucked with you why would i go against what the fuck you're talking about the fish can't swim with the motherfucking birds the birds only

get to the water just so they can take a bird bam i'm with you you see what i'm saying come on man i seen a snake-skin horse the other day that's a bad bitch he didn't have long Yeah. Who didn't have a lace wearing on? He fucking had his eyelashes and shit. He kept doing it like this. This shit was cold or... So damn, do you think horses like, male horses be bad bitches too?

Because you know, they... This is what people don't understand. They still a gallant. It's the weed. Check this out. Animals know what the fuck humans are. Right. I know they see it be like, they go, don't fuck, nigg. Bro.

Dogs think that they own us. Right. People say I'm walking my dog. Dogs look at other dogs. You see me walking my helmet, Nick? Right. Yeah, man. Could the dog in front?

Yeah, I'd be protecting this, look, nigger. He's scary. He's scared somebody going to come in the house, so I'd be like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. That's why dogs bark at each other. They were like, oh, they're just playing. They'd be like, this what I'd be doing to protect this scary. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, and I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like, that's enough.

He's like, that's enough. Right. They believe I'm going to do. do something if something happened I want a motherfucker steal me these niggas feed me dog food every time come on bro look at this shit what this shit told you come on bro I'm with you I'm witch you dog is smarter than people my nigga right because like have you ever walked your dog and be like go pee and that motherfuck you be like no I don't feel like right here matter of fact come over here you never said your dog yank you you like all right your dog be like

I'm uncomfortable right now. This is where you want to go? I'm going to go here. All right. Don't where you're smarting to him. I guess this is where you want to go pee at, motherfucker. You here's walking me. I can't pee over here, man.

Be kids and shit over here. Right. Come on your way. They dead. Come in your way. You walk right with it, stupid ass. Yeah, because we're done like that. Right.

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Because they heard about how fuck them humans up. Right. Oh, niggas, human. Get fuck on. Get the fuck out of the other. You think squirrels there? No, nigger squirrels. Squirrels be like, bro.

Unpin the sea like it beat me. I'm telling you, we this place. He's like, why would he wait? We really dis-close to being into it with squirrels, niggins. I'm telling it, real. Squirrels are getting more and more bold. They running up on him and, like, what's up, nigga? Like, I'm not doing all that runaway shit, nigga.

I stay right there, nigga. It's on-site. Nuts all in your yard, boy. It's my shit. It's my shit. Fuck you talking about. Fuck is you saying. I got three baby moms in this goddamn tree.

I don't want no smoke, but if you want some. But it can be some. I come in your house. You know, those nigg get on your roof. Like, I'm on your shit, like I can get in your house. But the way that they hold and they look up like, man, take your head to work, where? This ain't got nothing to do with you.

Man, this nigga hell, bro. See, looking at me, y' y'all. And the crazy part about we don't never, we don't never have a conversation. We always stand them. Anytime we lock out, we'd be like, and they'd be like, who the fuck gonna say something fine? Hey, I'm telling you.

Like, y'all niggas, I always stop. Like, that's the myth. Humans and squirrels stand each other. I don't know what humans are. Check this out. I'm about to fuck your head up. Go here. You ever notice that bird shit on cars

and never the parking lot? I don't even remember going in that, a nigger going in that, though. I don't remember a nigger going in that, though. Who that is? Who that is? Don't get your ass out of that. Say somebody.

Y'all ass sitting back. Y'all ain't about to get hit in this motherfucker boy. Edit that part out. They ain't got to edit that motherfucker? Yeah, they do. For me. Okay.

Yeah, for me. I don't need people to know. What might have. Where the fuck you go in there? Oh, he went that with me. Ain't no other door in there, though. Right. It ain't.

One door in that, bitch. No, you remember that dough that we never went through. It looked like it's... See, she... It did? I don't remember that shit. I don't trust that shit. They did.

He did. He might be two of them, niggins. He said it might be two of them, niggins. Now, if that nigger walked out of that bitch and come back, we out this. Real talk, I ain't gonna lie, I'm walking straight up out there motherfucker. If he just come out the bathroom, I'm gonna be like, you know where, I'm following your ass this time. I just seen us. I just seen these two people.

You ever seen a motherfucker who look exactly like another motherfucker? I'm gonna like exactly like that. You know what? some type of form or fashion. I don't think all humans is the same kind of human. I mean, it's a different type of, like, vibe and tribe. Like, you got the tribe down there, they like to party and shit,

and you got the tribe over here that all these niggies like to do with smoke hippies, get high type of shit. Then you got this tribe, motherfucker. They just like the fuck. The motherfuckers, they're fucking, you're like, hey. What about the intelligent tribes who make books and hunter-gatherers?

Right. Somebody was being responsible, D.C. Right, all right. Don't ever leave those people out. Right. What about the tribe that kept everybody together, you know? The people who have their head on right, those tribes. So you gotta think about, our tribes was like smoking,

and played, you feel me, we knew our land. We was already hit. We had our, we had our kids. We had our kids. Yeah, we was already here. Yeah, we were chilling. We were standing there, just like this when them they pulled up.

Who fucking these guys? They got guns, y'all. We got sticks and stones around this. I had the Indian bitches, bro. Oh, shit. Pull them up, shout. Come on, man, let go. And get how they came back.

Who on this land over here? Shit, we do. Name a lot. Not anymore. That's how they used to take shit. Who on this land over here? Nobody. We do?

Nobody. Not anymore. Gangsta when they asked who owned the land. They were like, nigga, God own that shit. Bro, this ain't. I mean, we live here, but that God's shit. You can't own the land, stupid as.

Right. Now, that's some gangster shit if you're thinking about. That is some gangster. Because, again, what, it's theory to that. I say, how do they got records of? all this land we got who don't who who who is to say that this land right here belongs to come cash right here who said that this land right here below like when you ride past the woods and you be like who on that shit hey can I just

walk over there and just put some shit up hey and Jeff be like I pay for her and they be like to who on this I pay this up now I'll tell you who on this who won't the Queen of England me All those spaces. She owned more land than anybody on Earth. Things on. I know so. Coquette.

That's why she queen. That's why she's running the world. Edit that part out. I know this bullshit. For real. That's real. They do. The Royal family own more land than anybody on the front of earth.

That's a fact. So what about Prince Charles and Arnold? That's them. That them whole folk. Yeah, that's them. You see, Prince Charles and them. They got more land than anybody. They've been running shit.

Who you think running shit in the world? The people who are on the bank? Come on, man. Who you think on the bank? They're in the 13th grade right now. We're gonna stop for they cut our show. They'll fucking play at this video and be like, nope, these niggas starting to learn too much.

Yeah, yeah, don't put too much out there. You can't educate the world on too much. They'll be like, those niggers know all that too much. You go on TV and have everybody on some thinking shit, fuck you thinking. And then it's crazy. Now black people woke in the month, fucking. That's why I'd be looking at all these moves.

I'd be like, they're saying too much. We're gonna see how this shit play out, though. And we're gonna know. I'm like, you know why. You end up like that right. That lab movement was retarded. I'm telling you, when you go corporate, they're gonna have all kind of

catchphrases for you to say. You have a fucking deal with bush-baked beans. And then you're gonna be roasting the nigga and be like, fuck you beans. That'll go home. That'll go home. Fuck you beans. Look, five you beans, eh, eat the meat.

Now, if you get that bitch, I need 10%. I'm just pitching again, my bad. That's right. I'm pitching again. You know what you're supposed to do. Do we have any snacks? No. You can't lay down.

You can't never hang. You can't never hang. You can't ever hang. Give these people some positive motivation before we get after this. Gotta start being paid up and just stay of you. Some people don't understand. You got to hear good shit in a tone.

Because sometimes just talking to a nigger. Take your time and talk to him. Because sometimes talking to him don't get sometimes. You ever just try to talk to a young nigger and you can tell when he ain't listening, he's just, look for real sharp, you know what I'm saying, you get your shit together. He's like, yeah, yeah. I'm like, look, look, look, stay preyed up, you got to stay up. He's like, damn, bro.

I'm like, bro, that's all I had to do to get your stupid at this. Yeah. You feel, man. It's a different approach. It's a different approach. You're going to fuck them up. It's a sialogic. I never knew.

I hated science. It's a what? It's a what? It's a sialogical. There you go. Yeah. Did I get it right at that time? Psychological.

Psychological. Psychological. Psychological. But you ain't really psychological if you're sidelogical. Oh, god, nigger. Hey, nigg. I feel like you're going through that. Metamorphosis.

Real talk. Yeah. So I try to tell, Nick, listen, man, it's just a different approach, man. You feel me? I did not really like science going up until I understand how much science is really, I'm using science today. You feel me? Or most of I'm just saying that it's science.

You got to put with your science, bro. It's like when you're dealing with energy and science. That's chemistry. Right. You see what I'm saying? So it's like, hmm. And the chemistry will affect your biology. And it affects your whole chemistry.

Come on now. Then that when your new runs and all that shit start being tangled in your shit fucked up. That's why I became herbalist. You dig what I'm saying? And I just came, I don't want to say the wrong word. I studied a little hermetology too. You do? Yeah.

See, I was always good in economics. I know it. Yeah, academics. Right. Probably was it. See, but economics was more so with the economy and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like the growth.

That was like my first big. like my first business class. I was like this shit is nice. You know why I believe you? Because you're strategic like that. Right. You dig what I'm saying? See, when you start putting them shit on them plots and them in them diagrams and shit what I'm saying, you got to know the difference

and they know the come and know what brings them together and what knows what separate them. You dig what I'm saying? You dig what I'm saying? I do dig what you're saying because I know that you haven't even reached the plateau of the conversation. Right. You dig what I'm saying. And then when I acknowledge the, the the unspoken.

Come on now. You dig what I'm saying? I like the way as you craft what you're saying. Right. You see what I'm saying? So when I acknowledge the unspoken and then enhance it, you feel what I'm saying, and really bring it into my term of living and enhance what I got going on. Because you're verbal, you can't do no progress.

Your verbal penmanship speaks for itself. Digging what I'm saying. So when you understand the real meaning of adversity, that not just talking. But you understand, but you got to understand. understand the real meaning of adversity but knowing that you need diversity right but you got to understand even though you need diversity you still got to understand who you is and make sure that you you protect your people but don't never let it become a conflict of interest where you can't focus in an unstable environment right first of all but even if you're in a toxic environment

you're going you're going to absorb all all that toxicness but one thing you got to know about toxic environment that it's always a way to waste right dig what I'm saying you can't let the toxic mix in with your spiritual emotion you did what I'm saying because once you start becoming something that you're not then your spirit has changed no stipulations will I be you know what I'm saying you dig what I'm saying you can't be manipulated I cannot but but when you understand that it's a game that is trying to manipulate you get what you do you manipulate the game back see you studied the literature that's what separated you from the rest of the thing.

You studied the literature. You dig what I'm saying? Right. So it might not be wordplay. It might be your tone and how you phrase it. Sihilologically. You see what I'm saying? It might be your tone and how you phrased it.

See, a nigger might can just try to adjust the situation and try to turn it against you, but then when you stand firm on the true obligation. What? Now you're going to speak on true obligation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you've got to never forget the real meaning of why you stepped into it in the first place. See, that was magnificent the way you structured it, but now I'm about to break it down to the rhinoplasty.

Now I'm listening. You feel me? I'm listening. You said a lot of things that piqued my interest, but I did see some flaws in your argument, but I'm not here to criticize. Okay. Because I know that you have, you are critically acclaimed. And I'm just a scholar of the knowledge.

Okay. But when I seen that you was coming deep from the Old Testament of the literature, you touched me inside my metal physical. And then my spirit jumped into it. My spirit jumped into, you know, the unnatural ring. Right. So then I'm all over the place. Right.

You know what I'm saying? Metaphorically. Right. But see, I'm still lyrically adjusting to what you said verbally. Right. But my audio was coming in, crispy, clear, analog, and never digital. But then when it went digital, I was like, now I see what a young brother's broadcaster from. You was on Jupiter while I was on Mars, parking cars, eating candy bars with superstars.

The crazy part about it, we was eating the same thing. Come on. Falky beans. Waffle House. The house. In the house. That is the waffles. The whole time.

You feel me? From scratch. That's how they started it. They say, what we're gonna call it? That motherfucker. Wap. Back fat. Coming this fall.

We're some bad, motherfucker. Come on, man. I was going, I'm pitching this shit to Fox about this white family that moved to the hood to save money so they can ball. Young white couple. Young white couple found an old crib in the middle of the hood on, like, Zillow or some shit. Cabo. Let me be right on it. I'm telling you.

I think it'll go. I know it'll go. Right. What's you going to call? Whisbee gold. Mm-hmm. Great idea, though. It might be on Netflix.

I feel like it's a Netflix series about gentrification. Everything Netflix. Six episodes is white. It's like you shoot half the series from the white side, half from the black. And they still go through what we go through. Right. It no matter what you, it doesn't matter who you is. We're going to show you where you're at.

That's the show. When the hood getting gentrified, the niggas who was able to afford to stay having to live in the same hood that used to be the hood with the white neighbors. Then guess we've got to adjust? The man downstairs who owned the deli. I was just pitching. I'm still growing up. Come on, man.

Because that's what keeps everybody together because he's the maintenance, man. the whole that's the name of the show he the maintenance man but you don't never know who the fuck they're talking about right you watch the first episode right because he like bubble he come in every now then it's gonna look good on the merch what he the maintenance man he the maintenance man come on anyway that's good more than america type shit no cussing on this we're a little bit but not just grown people cussing he only get called the nigga nobody ever say fuck niggas stop playing right but they don't say fuck right when they say niggas the whole episode about it because everybody's saying it in different spaces because you know your

differences are what make you the same you see what I'm saying everybody got similar we don't know they be saying niggins we know they say we know they say we know they say it we can tell every time they see it they do their little hate nigger face oh how they see us that's that pain nigger that's the guilt that's the hate nigger face it's he no that's the I've been saying nigger face yeah that's a pain nigger face oh there one right there type yeah they play a game called spot a nigger and that's what they be doing like there's one I'm up right look I saw 16 before you right bingo bitch ain't

no cock roll back come on who you being on oh no I don't know I think white people are very strange you though real right they hate us so much but then they love us at the same time it's a love hate relationship like it's like a jimmini tars type shit like these motherfuckers For real. Like, what if the niggis just got fed up and left? Just left. They're like, man, we out this bit. And all the niggis left.

They're missing. Bro, what do you think they'll do to get us to come back? Shit. They're going to do shit? Because we want to come back. About how long you think it would take for them to start missing us? Like, we just left. Like, they don't know where the fuck we went.

We just went somewhere else. We just get the fuck on. They don't know what the fuck we went. They just woke up. Like, they just woke up Monday and all of them. We just dipped on the head. Go outside. Go knock on Tyrone, though.

I don't hear the dog. I don't hear anything. Nobody. Because you know the atmosphere changed when ain't no niggas were right. Don't smell any barbecue. I don't smell anything. I don't smell any smoke.

Man, I got to work in 10 minutes. It wasn't no traffic. What the fuck. It wasn't no. Ain't nobody outside. What the fuck going on? You know white people don't go outside. They only go outside to run dogs, so it's like, we start everything.

That's how you know it's tired to go to school. That shit made me cry. That'll be a beautiful day. We just wake up in there. Everybody gone. We ain't told them shit. And the cold boy, we ain't took no flight. Cray part about we watching them the whole time.

Look at these thing, man. They're missing it like a buffalo. At the border in Canada, just looking at the group. Looking at the goof-ed, look for us. They had all the spots we used to hang out of the auto zone. Ewa. Hey, Dale, nobody want to fix some cars today? You know what had happened if all the black folks left?

Where? The whole United States had turned into fucking Utah. Oh, Wyoming? Oh, you know what? Nope. I got one that's better. I met one person from there out of my whole life, North Dakota. It'll turn into a Dakota.

Like, who the fuck you know stay in Dakota? North or the South. Nobody. Nobody. They stay there. It's somebody at the border like, where fuck you're going? You ain't going to no other state.

You're born in North Dakota. You stay in North Dakota. Who you know in North Dakota? Who you know anybody in South Dakota? Nobody. I ain't got a book in there yet. I don't think they fuck with us, but a lot of Native Americans and shit up there.

For real? Yeah. They stay out of the way too then. Yep. and some white people are like, hire, D.C. Haya. I'd be scared.

Haya. I'd be scared that shit. But all white people ain't bad, though. That's the thing, though. When I ever said that? I ain't said that either. I ain't never said that. It's just, I know they feel the guilt.

I just, yeah, because it's like, I know how black. Bro, I swear, like my partner said that. I swear, I got to joke about this shit, right? He said, uh, he said, like, bro, bro, when you, okay, he's saying, like, but when you die, bro, you come back,

I said, bro, what, what you're scared of when to come back? He said, bro, to be white, bro. He said, why? He said, bro, think about it, bro. Everywhere you go, it's always about it like, let's give it up for the black people, man. You know what I'm saying? This is the best life.

This is the best skin tone. Fuck everything else. And everybody, they're like, yep, you're right. Fuck everything else. Like, everywhere you go. He's like, bro, I don't want to feel that that shit every day. You just don't know the place you're lying there and go. They probably got some shit.

Well, they got it. Just know, if you think that shit is an accomplishment, they got some shit ten times better than that. White men got a secret club that only white men can get in, and you got to lift the brick at Joey's bar and walk under the bar, and everybody get their dick suck. That's how they get down. Hi, who are you?

I'm Steve. Yeah, you play dick suck golf? Yeah, I'm going to go get three more. I've been around the room twice. All right, man. You know, I'm a doctor. If you ever need anything, take my cart. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Let me get it from my pants. Hold on. No, keep sucking, bitch. Hold on. Yep. Ring around the rosy, blow it on her nosey. And they high-five each other, man. Everybody sit around and talk big business too.

They're all in a dick-sucking club. They got them all over America, Arizona, New York, was going in Denver. They're in the airport and shit. That's why they got them little secret rooms. You don't know what go on back there? Yeah, ma. Yeah, ma.

They say, niggas can't go. Just know that. It's a secret shit. Really? I don't want to go in. You don't need to be in there. You don't know what. They're doing the best shit.

They got sandwiches with avocados and cheese and no meat. Shit that niggas just don't enjoy. Watching cheers. Chewomen water. Watching cheers. Friends. Right. And everybody get a pair of slippers.

Really? Supper's always done. All the things that white people enjoy. They got truck magazines, bass pro, they fishing all day on TV, it's all type of shit. They got dogs in there for the stress, the dogs come, you just pet the dog and let the dog lick all in your face. They love that shit. That's great. That's wild out.

I don't want to go to a club like that. White friends, my wife friend, don't tell me to those clubs like that. You don't know how they get down, bro. It's some secret shit going on, is all I'm saying. Secret shit Secret shit Keep that shit Secret shit

Secret shit Secret shit Secret shit is going on All around the world You'll never find out Because you're black or not Black See something

God won't even let me tell you how black you are I don't know We're blacking in the month All right man We gotta get the fuck out of here It's about that time What do you want to promote today

Shit, man We thugging Shit, just on tour Man, D.C. Young Fly Fishing Man, go get the motherfuckettish Man, tell these motherfuckers where you beat when you be going Because they be thinking I'm lying

For some reason, every time you I tell you, this had a shit be Every time I do an episode And you ain't here Niggas be like, man, they didn't fill out What that nigga at? Yeah, nah, nigga I be on the road

I ain't bullshit I got to book my flight right now Yeah, book that goddamn flight, man I gotta go. Chad, stop acting like you doing something You ain't doing shit Shout out to Chad, man. The ladies asked why we're on show Chad.

That is him. He's over there not doing shit, scratching. They got scratched. That's my dog that will fuck you up about Chad. You booking the flight, man? No, he's really doing some work. He didn't even pull the trap phone out, so he used a calculator. I don't know what the fuck got is.

Just real niggas and shit like that. Before we leave, I got to tell you this. Stay focused. Don't ever believe shit nobody say about you. However busy you are, you need to be busy. You ain't busy enough. That could be the number one source of most of your problems. Get busy.

Fuck what people say about you. Pay attention to what they're trying to pay about you. Lord, have mercy. If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense. We didn't come here to be friends. We came here to get this. this money and fuck these holes. Not literally, I'm talking about the holes of life.

I feel like the bills, that's one of our hoes, the insurance, the lights, all that, them all our hoes. Those are the holes that we fucking now. Like trying to own this home, we're gonna fuck that hole, definitely gonna need a new car. Yeah, we're gonna fuck that hole too. We just, you know, it's all about to come up when we get it and then we do it. Guess what we just did? Come on now, follow me.

Don't get lost. Stay close. Shit. Your flight book. Come on, man. We gotta go and get the fuck up out of here, bro. Tell these folks bye, bro. Hey, man, y'all no fuck going on.

Keep your boy, un. You see your guy. All right. All new time, well, at your girl high. What's you doing over there? Ain't playing with you, dog. Um. Come on, if you need to shit.

I'm about it. Come on if you need shit. Fuck, you're talking about a nigga. Yeah. Whipping to buy a lover? Damn. Bro, before we go and match you one more thing. What's on, my name?

It's still incoming back. Nah, hell. I can't talk shit. Still a better than you. If you take some shit back, they belong to you. Bro. If you take some shit and then you get evil in it. Oh.

Because I saw when you was going there first. I'm definitely one of those people who believe in stealing your shit back. Like if somebody steal your shit and you know it's yours. If it's equal amount, if somebody got some shit from you, and it's equal amount, get your shit back, my man. Right. I don't get back plus interest. Get your shit.

Get your shit back. Get your shit plus interest. Because even MJG said, when the girl said, would you steal for me? He said, yeah, if that shit belonged to you. So I'm 100% a fan of stealing your shit back. Like if you see somebody with your shit and you know for 100% that's yours, I think you should take it from me. Right. But I don't think you should just steal somebody's shit who looked like your shit.

Unless you are stiller. I know that's a whole different person. And I'm not judging nobody. I know everybody got their own form of street shit that they do. Like, it's people who sell drugs. And then it's niggas who steal and rob, and that's what they into. Then some niggas gamble.

They don't do none of that street shit, but they be with all the street motherfuckers, but they just gamble and live a street life. And then, you know, it's a whole bunch of other motherfuckers on the underworld. But we don't have time to get into all of that. And a lot of underworld shit is starting to happen in the mainstream,

and people don't know. know how to respond to it right but there's a lot of shit that's going on that night that a lot of people are just very on the world like this shit this 85 South show my name is Carlos Miller sponsored in part by S curls S curl wave kit get you one my name this 96 what you say are we like no you know No, you know, we talk that shit, but we got a lot of important things about to happen. Stay tuned, stay focused. Chad, big shit about to pop off, man.

Hey, y'all, what kind of? Joe, big shit popping off. What? I could ride back. I'm talking about it. Yeah, we got caught. It's on like a four out of one. Yeah, man.

What's you taking up there? Y'all come from New York. A talk to. Yep. No, Charleston. Hey, good night folks. I'll see you good folks next time. We're outta here.

Night night, sleep tight. Everybody left. They left us in? What time is? 85. 85. 85. 85, 85.

Summer's here, and with the kids home and off to camp, Kids home and off to camp, it's easy for moms to get lost in the shuffle. On Good Mom's Bad Choices, we're making space to center ourselves with joy, rest, and pleasure. Take the kids to camp. You know what? It was expensive. But I was also thinking, you have my kid. This is kind of priceless. Take her, feed her, make core memories.

I don't have to do anything. Main thing, I don't have to do anything. To hear this and more, listen to Good Mom's Bad Choices from Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app. or wherever you get your podcast. In sitcoms, when someone has a problem, they just blurt it out and move on. Well, I lost my job and my parakeet is missing. How is your day?

But the real world is different. Managing life's challenges can be overwhelming. So what do we do? We get support. The Huntsman Mental Health Institute and the ad council have mental health resources available for you at loveyourmindtay.org. That's loveyourmindtay.org.

See how much further you've been. can go when you take care of your mental health. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. to your favorite shows.

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