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I'm weak.
Now, I got something to tell you.
Do you know that Javier make bread?
Make bread?
Mm-hmm.
Like real bread?
Like sandwich bread.
Shut the fuck up.
My boy should tell him, Javier.
Told you.
It's a bread man.
How many do you got time to do that?
You are always working everything here.
Hey, man.
Javier, the bread man, bro.
They're gonna lock your ass up, though.
No, they're not.
They ain't gonna be the fat,
thing is ripped.
Oh.
And then you got squirrel head.
Y'all ain't right.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-mm.
You're so ghetto.
Be your own people.
You put, you mix the blue drink
Kool-Aid with the drink for the grown folks.
Make it look exquisite.
What was the beginning?
Of what?
What was the drink that you had?
What was it?
Section 9.
Hurricane.
Ladies, we got a lot of catching up to do.
It is 2023, and this would not be
a real podcast. If we didn't
just get on here and just give a bunch of
weird-ass opinions that don't nobody
agree with. I don't want to be left out.
That's what we're going to do today.
You just give a bunch of weird-ass
black-ass opinions about shit.
If it ain't the money.
Right.
What the fuck you got going on, man?
I'm un-teased.
It's 20, 23, I'm getting old.
No, you're not.
Why you want to make yourself old so bad?
Because being old is fun.
Tell your daddy, I said, hi.
And then when I tell them, you're gonna be like,
that's your daddy.
My daddy's gonna show with a hard dick and a bunch of lizard.
I'm waiting.
I don't want to talk to nobody.
And when I fuck, I fuck alone.
That's my daddy.
You've seen that old nigga?
I don't want to talk to nobody 35 and older daddy.
35 and older, yeah.
Like if you're 35 and older, I don't want to talk to your daddy.
And you damn chill, don't,
when my daddy gonna damn show ass for some pussy.
Oh, wait.
Look, I'm growing now.
I go to bed at something 30.
What are you gonna fuck now?
You're thinking about your daddy now, huh?
No, Lowe's uncle and dad different.
No, nitty be in the Facebook comment.
What the niggins?
All right, no.
Hey, tell the young lady I said hello.
Hey, I bet Lowe's got a fire there and uncle.
He didn't do what?
Yeah, right here.
I'm weak.
Not the man right here.
Better be careful what you say now.
Everybody ain't playing.
That is crazy.
Mood.
So she won't.
My daddy, I ain't going to lie like my, well, my biological dad.
He's, like, attractive.
Like, he.
See, I told you she was going to say some weird.
He's giving him, you know.
Like you hope the best for your father.
Like you're saying your.
daddy can pull some women.
Oh, he could pull, bitches. He married, though.
How old is it?
Forty-four.
I'm damn than your daddy age.
Damn, this is my dad.
If you're all in your men, shit.
Wow.
Wow, your daddy was three grades ahead of me.
He's 44, 45.
No, he turned late on FaceTime.
You're your daddy with the high school together.
She knew face older than your daddy.
I'm weird.
You got damn.
44.
Shit, I could have been.
My daddy and I fucking with none of my friends.
I could have been your pox.
My daddy said she a truck.
My daddy turned her down.
He did.
He did.
I'm just playing.
I was just joking.
I was like, oh, he's cute.
She said I will give him some pussy and he said, baby, I'm married.
Wow, you got to have some terrible pussy for me.
It was a joke.
I was a joke.
A nigger, a nigga to show you his name.
Oh, boy.
You see that like that.
I'm weak.
It was a joke.
It was a joke.
Oh, I can't fuck you.
Not as long as Janet was here.
And by here, I mean on earth.
Wow.
Niggie bring up his wife and kids.
I am married with a family.
Girl, I got a daughter, you ain't.
Oh, niggas, you're mad for that type of shit.
Boy, old nigger, chasing a young bitch,
all gone, man, go on.
All that, hey, all that, nah.
I want me to fuck your life up, you go to get on.
I'm weird.
But yeah, y'all the same, man.
It's just crazy.
Man, it is crazy.
We wouldn't have went to high school.
No, that is crazy because I'm 31.
Am your dad?
Well, I can, that math ain't math.
Hold on, shit.
You sure your dad ain't 53?
Do that pop start fucking, he will fuck.
Your dad might be 54.
It might.
Pop went place.
He got to be 54.
Ain't no way.
Ain't no what.
Papa wouldn't play fucking when he started fucking loosed.
He was fucking for real.
Oh, shit.
First day out.
God damn.
He was all.
Okay, I'm mean.
Uh-uh.
Ain't no way.
You're 31.
I am.
And your pop's 44?
He likes 44 or 45.
Uh-uh.
He got to be older than that.
No, he's not.
Yeah, you got to be.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Pop was grown at 10.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think we're about 10 years off.
I don't know.
It ain't, I don't know.
We, we on point with it.
So he had you at 13.
What?
Who!
But y'all, this is my biological dad.
Like, so this is not my dad that raised me.
This is my dad that, you know.
He still had you at 13.
Yeah.
Well, he raised your next.
I mean, I'm just saying, though.
So he really wasn't being a dad.
Yeah.
Well, my dad was in jail my whole life.
He just got out of jail, like, this month.
I know when they say some people grow up fan,
but your dad were doing all that shit at one time.
Fucking in, how old is your...
Never mind.
I don't want to fucking know how old nobody else in the family is.
It don't even fucking matter.
At this point, everybody grown,
and I'm just glad everybody helped it.
Amen, brother.
Amen.
And long as everybody's happy and healthy and safe.
What more could we possibly ask for?
Right.
Nothing.
Not shit.
Well, jail, you know what?
This music kind of said.
I need something more upbeat.
No, it's really crazy.
I need to switch the moon.
But I feel like we had this conversation before our camera.
Yeah, but I never knew he went to jail too.
Damn, this shit about to turn into a therapy.
Oh, no.
It ain't.
Oh, Dreader.
I don't know how to say it without making it sound bad.
Don't worry about it.
She don't get what for it.
I don't.
I don't.
But it ain't going to turn in on.
But it ain't going to turn in one.
No, give me some jail music.
Oh, God.
I'm weed.
What's jail music?
What do you think they're listening to?
Give me some jail music, jail.
They got some shit.
I'm inspired, right?
You ever see the little clip where the lady asked a little baby
lady asked the little baby, she was like,
what the dudes in Jill be rapping like?
And the baby like, hmm.
Jaynene, did you like the poor minds music?
That's poor minds?
This is not jail music.
When I heard some, when I heard some again,
and I said, wait, this is the poor minds intro.
I knew it was a collab, but I was like,
damn, they really bringing this shit together.
And I see.
I never heard the whole song, though.
What?
Is this not the one, is it?
This is.
I think that was the one before it.
This not the same thing?
Just the poor minds?
No, this not the poor minds one.
Oh.
This is a jail.
Yeah, this is a little, oh.
I'm weak.
In that wall.
This to beat all the niggas in jail would have just.
They'll write a hundred songs to this bit.
Eating them a little pocket.
They'd be having all the spreads, ma'am.
Come on, man.
Hold, I got this for it.
Yeah, bitch won't answer that phone, yeah.
No one has at home, yeah.
She better be alone here.
She better be, you know, that won't go on.
That can be like the hook part.
That'll be like the hook.
Put that shit in the hook.
They're going to fuck the free world.
Oh, nigger.
You just need somebody to tap on the table with a spoon.
Yeah, they wake up every day,
be like, you know the four fan, let me out?
Yeah, maybe.
Feel bad for them nigga locked up, boy.
Because some of them niggins didn't realize.
They look like they'd be having a ball to me.
No, the fuck they don't.
They'll be sad when them camera go out.
That's a 15-second clip we're looking at.
Nah, it looked like they'd be having fun, no.
You think eating snacks and doing push-up as fun?
All day.
Hell no.
I guarantee you, them niggins would trade all that fun then
to be able to go outside.
You know what's fun?
Oh, yeah.
Do what the fuck you wanna do.
When you wanna do it.
Shit.
Taking a shit in private.
That's what.
Oh, imagine.
Yeah.
Being able to get in the shower about your goddamn self
and close the dough and lock it if you want to.
Stay in the bathroom.
Long as you want to fucking want.
You think eating a bunch of goddamn soups and shit all day.
It's fun. This food will kill you.
No, niggas be getting out of jail
and they be making them spreads and want everybody to try.
That's because that's all the fuck
they're used to at this point. If you eat some shit.
Like, nigga, I don't want no fucking tuna with
some Dorito sprinkles.
Shit, you better try that shit.
You better try that shit.
Drell's so bougie.
So boozy. I mean, I only say that
because I had to not be boozy to get boozy.
You know, I've been through it.
I know about the spread.
How do you think I know about that?
So the first nigga who tried?
You tried you with it.
You tried it?
I tried to spread it before.
That's how nobody.
What you tell him?
Like, what did you like?
It was too salty.
Not going to lie, it was bussy.
But I feel like, but I feel like it was because he was outside.
He had the best ingredients.
I feel like in jail, that shit wouldn't bust in high.
He had the best ingredients because he's the same ingredient.
No, it ain't.
Coma same.
He didn't have helmins.
He did not have helmets.
Now, that shit might have gave him.
In prison?
They had real mayo, though.
Well, they spelled the whole word.
That's how you know.
That shit say mayonnaise.
Yeah, that's some different.
That's some cheap bottom shelf and shit.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Crowd shit say real mayo, eh?
Yeah, that's it.
But when your shit just say mayonnaise.
He didn't have king of the sea.
Nope.
Ain't that what it's called the tuna king of the sea?
Yeah.
Chicken at sea.
Oh my bad, she's chicken to sea.
What it is when they call that shit real whip or something like that?
or something shit like that.
What?
Like the menace...
No, it's just like whipped.
Whip or something.
I don't know where you're chopping.
No, sandwich spread.
Miracle whip way better than the mayonnaise, though.
Way better.
Way better.
Oh my God, you agree.
I would like it's hard to come across people that feel that way.
I really don't give a fuck what anybody else eats.
I'm so particular in my diet that I don't really want nobody even discussing my food.
So eat what you eat.
Don't worry about me
So you don't judge a woman
Off of what she eat
It's so many other things to judge a woman
Off her, I don't give a fucking what she eat
You should care
I don't
I don't pay attention to that
You know what I like
I like when a woman eat all her food
It's just something about that shit
So let me ask you this
So say you stop at a gas station or something
You're getting some gas and she get out
And go get a hot dog
You go with that?
Yes
Okay
You know what
Why
Because I know she
she can't get horny on an empty stomach.
She's going to get that just something.
That's protein.
She's like, yeah, I'm going to go, fuck.
Let me go grab this right quick.
After she walk off and laugh and fart once a good time?
Mm-mm.
I'm in the game.
That's what she kick her shoes off and really be herself.
That's wild.
That is wild.
Bro, this man did with you.
I would never fart in front of a nigga.
I didn't say fart in front of me.
I said she's gonna sneak and walk off, fake laugh,
come back.
Oh my god.
Now she wanted to cuddle up,
then took her little shoes off.
She bent herself now.
The tone is set.
The night is young.
She didn't eat.
She sees that there's snacks.
She wanted to hit this wound,
but she don't want.
She's gonna wait till I roll up one more.
She want to hit the weed.
We didn't found a little series
and little shit to watch.
We're chilling.
Now we're adults.
She doesn't turn the phone on
Do Not Disturb.
What do you think that mean?
Oh, soon as it gets to the good part of the movie,
she's ready to ick some sucker.
You remember me?
Yeah.
Yeah, you feel me?
We're in there.
Yeah, yeah, she's ready to ick-s.
He said, oh, he said, boom.
I just see you like, I watch the movie.
Yeah, yeah, it's got time with that bit to kick on in.
The plane has unfolded already.
You feel me?
Just said a dude.
different plateau.
I know that's right.
She'd hit different when she's already like you.
You don't have to trust her heart.
You cooking for a loaf?
If that's what she wants.
You'll be hooking?
I will, if I can, it just depends.
I'm looking.
You look like you're a barbecue.
This one thing that, no, I can't.
He looks like he makes a good fucking bean.
I can't.
I can't.
This little too, got to understand.
It's giving briskey.
Don't ever forget this.
Women like adventurous shit.
Even if you can't cook, being in the kitchen and got that, even fucking up the food is fun.
I'm telling you, not unless she's hungry for real.
But if you're not a nigga with a backup plan, you're not a nigga out here for real.
If you know you're about to fuck the food up, you order some shit and have it on the way, then just fuck the little food up.
Yeah.
Right.
Shit, I just try some shit.
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Because women can trick your ass too like they can cook.
Like, no, you can't cook.
You make shit that you like.
That's not cooking.
There's a big difference.
If don't nobody like the shit you cook but you, you can't cook.
You like the shit you make.
There's a big difference.
Huge difference.
These females are not a generation,
they're gonna Alfredo your ass to death.
And you gonna eat it.
I am.
I know.
You got it.
That's your go-to.
That's why you responded to that.
I like a little Alfredo.
But you are Alfredo or a nigga to death.
You know what?
I like Alfredo, but I'm not a pasta girl.
What kind of girl are you?
I like salmon and beans.
Nobody even eat that shit together?
I didn't say that eat it together.
You ask what I like to eat.
I like to eat salmon.
eat beans. Who do the fuck like to eat beans?
Me. Don't nobody like
to eat beans. Black.
You and fucking gray.
Nobody likes
I don't give a fuck with nobody said
nobody likes eating beans.
Ain't nobody just like
I'm fucking with them beans today.
Beans.
Bees. I like you.
I like your doctor have to tell you,
you got to start put some more beans and you die.
You need some more. Shut up.
You need some work.
Your doctor got to
Fiber and beans?
Yeah.
You need some more fiber.
Yeah.
You're not eating them beans on your own.
Oh, I'm eating beans on my own.
That nigga by Adju, he'd eat beans, man.
He disagreed with everything you said.
Great difference.
I cannot believe y'all don't like beans.
This is crazy.
Man, ain't nobody fucking with no beans, man.
We have come too far with technology to still be eating beans and shit.
Man, Gray don't need drink regular water.
I seen him go to a story.
They got water out the back.
It's like a moon jug.
That nigga ain't pancakes.
that don't have no pan in them.
What?
Like, he's really vegan, like, that plant-based...
Oh, okay, I see what you're saying.
That nigger don't even...
I'm telling you, bro.
That nigga different.
He might live in two thousand years.
Bananas and peanut butter, that kind of stuff.
I saw that nigga...
He fucking up his aging process
because you're going to fuck around
and your body going to start thinking
that you actually, like, you're going to be stuck in age.
You're going to really be 80,
but you're going to be thinking you 30
and then get to the point.
Well, you ain't, you gonna look like you can eat regular food,
but you can only eat soft shit.
Bananas.
Like your body's so old, it ain't even gonna be to eat nothing but something so.
You still can't escape life.
You're gonna look young, but them inside's gonna be old as fuck.
Nap, what kind of beans you like?
One day you're gonna be eating your favorite beans, Gray,
and shit all up your bones.
back like an embryo.
What?
What is snapping?
He's like a new boy in baby.
I'm like shit all up his back.
What happened?
Granddad is them got them.
I've been vegan 32 years.
You like red beans.
I don't want to see nothing soft, no lettuce,
don't care.
Bitch, give me a bargain.
If I got a shit like this anyway.
I'm weak.
He thinks he's gonna beat it.
He not.
I'll tell him all the time.
Loss, he was in public.
One day, that day he gonna fuck around.
and just eat a little piece of real bacon.
And that shit gonna be like,
it's gonna be like crazy.
You're gonna be up all back.
Just trembling.
What's wrong, baby?
Nicking the shit.
Maybe I gotta tell you something.
What?
I had a little piece of corner of bacon.
I want some more that shit so bad.
Run to Walmart with me right now if you love me.
If you love me.
Only if you love me.
I'm weak.
As long as you ever try to be vegan?
Hell no.
I don't get it like this.
I was...
Man, that niggins are you going to let this to work.
Oh my God.
Man, my niggins had been inviting me to Thanksgiving for eight years.
I'm like, no.
I love y'all the death.
I'm not coming over there.
I'm hungry of a motherfucker.
They eat mushroom chicken wings and shit.
I don't want to get that damn shit.
The cauliflower turn of meat.
Call them for a turkey.
I'm biting to a piece of chicken and there is mushrooms on the inside.
I'm not going to all that goddamn shit over there that look like real food, bro.
Nog the cheese, no cheese.
Yeah.
Just Mac.
No, I'm pro.
I am pro being in a turkey.
No, you got to try this turkey and this turkey.
Did you hear what the fuck you just said?
I don't want to eat shit I got to use my imagination on.
No.
Okay, you like ribs?
Okay, you're gonna love this cauliflower.
No, the fuck I'm not.
Don't try to compare this to some...
Tell me what the fuck this is.
Stop making this shit look like other shit.
Will I be vegan?
Bitch, I don't eat like vegetables.
You don't eat vegetables?
Fuck, no.
Man, that nigga sent the burger back
because they had a tomato on that motherfucker.
Oh, I don't play about that shit.
Hey man, who the fuck did that?
I thought they cooked the burger wrong.
That nigga don't even want to see a tomato.
How do you get your nutrients?
Your bones?
Off this hell.
Try to break one of them.
Come up.
Them just you ain't look for them as long.
I'm just saying.
Hell no.
No, being vegan is cool, I guess, if that's what you want to do.
But I just be feeling like it's crazy when you start making the vegetables in the shape of, like, meat.
Uh-uh.
Like, you got waterchoke and look like chicken.
I grew.
That's wild.
Man, I grew up.
You might as well just eat some chicken.
With my great-grandma.
She had the mindset.
from back in the day you ever had a whole meal with just sides that's fucking that was
I was like never again you can wait to get grown what sometimes they were cooked food
in Mississippi and I just be yelling we are free we don't have to eat this shit no more like
look at this house is every time y'all make neck bones round this motherfucker they get to pass
an obituaries around the shit.
I don't like the tone in the house
when y'all cooked certain shit.
It'd just be saddened in the month.
Since out of nowhere,
Mahia Jackson started playing.
Like, what is this shit?
I'm weak.
I had a flashback.
That's okay.
I'm going through something.
Hey, welcome back to the 85 South show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Loz, there's some of vegans who do, like, real drugs.
What you think about a vegan on crack?
That's their shit.
Do whatever.
What?
You might as well eat chicken, niggins.
No.
You're doing crap.
Yeah, you're doing crap.
Hey, man.
I really care about your health.
This is the crazy thing about it.
I believe shit anyway.
Because I saw a video where a nigger said,
we've been eating fake meat the whole time anyway.
That shit might be, I might be, I might be,
I already ate.
the shit. But they trick me though.
Mm.
People on tricking me.
Find me the shit that tastes like Wendy's when they had the yellow bag.
And I see.
I am.
I'll be vegan today if they find me some shit when they had the soggy fries.
Oh, why did they ever go to them sea salt fry?
I don't know.
That was stupidest shit.
It's got to be at least one windus left in America.
Yeah.
And if we ever find them, we're pulling up.
Oh, let me introduce.
The lovely ladies that we have in here with us today.
You see how I put the paws in there?
Because y'all lovely.
Lovely as a motherfucker.
You in these boots?
And my auntie boots.
And don't forget about them.
It's giving me some feelings.
I ain't felt.
And you with this goddamn federal corrections, gray on.
What's wrong with you?
Just looking like the baddest bitch on death wrong.
Period.
Nothing other than Lexington Drell.
Poor lives.
What's saying?
You got a little range.
He's been up.
Y'all, ya, what's been up?
This is my, what they call it, hooch?
Y'all in sync like that.
Why do you know that?
I know a lot of things.
You said, what?
Y'all in sync like that.
When I said poor mind, y'all started drinking.
started drinking. Is that the cold word or something?
You notice. I know shit different because like you can look at your boots until you
that came up. Oh my God. Period.
Fucks with it. Thank you. Good to see y'all again.
I'm glad to be bad. We didn't get on the couch in a minute. Why not? I mean, you know,
we was going through an upgrading process, you know. This what it is? We're not staying right
here. I mean, it was cool, but we're not staying right here. Why? What's on it? I'm about
I'm feeling the lady's motherfucker out night
and like it need to be late.
Okay.
I'm trying to get in touch with some people
who are good at building sets
and things in that nature
would be the perfect time
for me to throw the opportunity out there.
You know, we're looking for some people
who bring my vision to life.
Yeah.
On the black people budget.
There's a lot of space in here.
See, as soon as I say the word budget,
you know, niggins show them.
I'm weak.
If you wanted to get Chad to come in a room,
Just say budgie.
Budgey.
Like that nigga heard that shit.
I'm like, that niggas ain't home.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What budget?
Who said, what?
No way.
Nah, but we're about to take this shit to another level.
You see, I got some art over there.
We're trying to find some different looks.
We got a whole bunch of shit.
We gotta bring the vision to life.
I like it.
I'm thinking something with like some dark stained cherry wood.
Oh, put him up in something nice.
Get him a little booth, you know, something probably about
where he could chill and do his thing.
I like that.
He needs a drawer.
He needs a drawer.
What his nap get?
Because he got the family reunion table.
Damn.
Nah, don't get shit.
I want him.
I'm mad to make sure he pay for that jacket.
Mm-hmm.
I'm checking the, I'm going through the receipts now.
I ain't saying his name come up on none of the shit he'd been wearing.
Damn.
Damn.
Yeah, so.
I know he got money.
He works.
At least Knav got a jacket.
He worked.
Yeah, it must be nice to have a jacket.
Oh.
Hmm.
I don't put in years in debt.
Wow, now that you mentioned it,
that might be one of y'all.
Y'all want a jacket?
We've been wanting a Jackie.
We put it in a request.
Ben.
Y'all had the bags laid out with everybody's name on it.
We was like.
And Ryan said, oh, yeah, I think y'all have one.
Actually.
What bag?
They had, like, all the jackets and bags that had everybody's name on it.
And we didn't get a Jackie.
Or a bag.
Wow.
I ain't even gonna lie of y'all.
I could at least got a bag.
And you put that motherfucker home, though?
The kid's back.
I could at least got a bad.
You feel so, I'm gonna use a word like prestige.
Oh.
You see how he do?
I see why he says you act like Aretha Franklin.
What?
When the fuck he ever said some shit like that?
I'm glad you still able to hear it when you hear it.
You ain't never said it.
You know all he talked like that.
How you know he ain't say that?
Are you sure?
I ain't say that.
I didn't say a lot of shit.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
I take full responsibility for the shit that I say.
I didn't say that.
What?
What?
You buy yourself on this one, kid.
I can you say?
Can I please ask, what do Arisa Franklin act like?
A diva.
Oh.
You're a better way to say that.
Yeah, we don't even knew that.
Nah, on some other shit.
I'm messy.
Let's see.
Don't let that ever stop you though.
See, their jacket block off all that shit.
We hate him.
You can't even get through this.
This jacket is like a stealing protection.
It's armor.
A brotherhood.
Nothing what family we wear this jacket.
Damn!
I see the undertones.
I see y'all got the same shoes on and shit like that.
We do.
I can tell y'all been getting money together.
Probably bought them at the same time.
all of them at the same time laughing loud as fucking
in the people's talking.
And we're getting money, hey.
Ah, you got to tooth.
What you're saying?
Yeah, a lot of little shit been going on by my back done.
Man, why you all got to turn them and shit?
Yeah, it ain't just you, I see how shit is going.
You know what I mean?
It's good.
Hey, what Dr. Drake say, never let me slip,
because when I slipped in, I'm slipping.
Why you didn't wear your brunch boots?
Wow.
Wow.
The one you bought with legs.
Well, I didn't.
We didn't get some...
I didn't.
We didn't go get no...
No.
We was like this.
No.
See, you play too much and you don't know.
People are fucking around and be believing that shit.
So y'all get, y'all, y'all get, ugh, y'all get boots and shit.
No, hell no, you always start...
You always start...
You always start some shit, bro.
Your exes don't let go.
We got video footage of that.
But we ain't gonna put it out there like that.
You think I forgot because it's a new year.
Same shit though.
Yeah.
What's the world?
Carlos Miller, Manjico Bean.
Noah's Hannity.
And we got a special announcement, man.
We got something special coming.
But instead of us telling you when it's coming,
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We got a Netflix special.
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Kill your name of password.
So you can watch us on your name of the password.
Still your name but password.
Be careful when you have with this.
Why?
Oh, nigga, I don't hang with them.
You heard the stories.
Oh, Nah, you be hanging with us.
Until I see it's about to go, look.
Like, yeah, let me get on.
When I see Lake started getting up dancing,
pushing bitches out the way, I said, yeah, let me go.
Yeah.
That we meet to the dance for a move, bitch.
Yeah.
It gets wild.
To dance.
Y'all got a different audience over that.
Nowb enjoys y'all crowd a whole lot more.
a whole lot more than he lets on.
I've seen him.
Get ready.
Oh, you don't have to tell us, we know.
He'd be there early and shit,
and he'd be at the shit at 6.30 and shit.
Oh, time.
We walk in the venue, he's like, man, y'all good, sir?
Yeah.
Where y'all at?
Y'all straight?
I did the sound check for us all, really.
Yeah.
That nigga be geek about that show.
He'd be having a ball.
We had fun on tour last shit.
We did.
We had a good time.
It was fine.
It'd be fine.
Ladies be up there twirking and shit.
Twirking.
The girls be lit.
Real.
It's a party. Talking loud, asking questions.
Sound just like me.
You sing a hit after hit.
And it don't stop.
You selling makeup and lip gloss and socks and shit.
All the above.
I'm over here.
I don't got to me yet, but this is a good idea.
They're all the way.
I'm over here just hustling, man,
trying to get my own chips like boozy.
Got my own shirts like tea.
Get it.
Like who?
T.
T.
Church.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Keep up.
Man, I know you've been locked up,
but I need you to stay sharp.
They're sharp.
I'm weak.
Jay Owen got colorways and shit.
Like, he got a purple on.
Ooh.
Can't tell that nigga he ain't got down
who he think he is right now.
Big face.
Look at his pink-ass bike.
I'm gonna get to y'all.
I don't know who they made it for.
I was riding it.
She was Ronnie.
I did.
This was a nice.
bike but it's just... It's big. It hurt my booty. I don't think I can ride that.
That's what she said.
Hey, welcome back to their fast-sab show. These necks all up over the Chin area.
Me now, poor math, J-O-N, intellectual pimper, and property. Ladies, 2023.
Mm-hmm.
What type of bullshit can we expect from y'all?
Bullshit. Just, you know, from the female gender.
That's shit y'all on these days. Any new lives?
came out?
No, but we wait on the new niggas to come out.
I love a good lie
now. I'll lie about anything.
Just to see if you can still pull it off. Just to see if I still
got it. The latest lie you told
the niggins. That worked.
I don't know.
That one right there. That one always worked.
Yeah. You know exactly what you lied about last.
I don't be lying in it because I told them
the truth.
That shit ain't going to work.
What you mean?
Because niggas like the illusion.
It might be why shit ain't been working out.
Not saying that shit ain't working out, I'm just saying it.
I like the illusion.
How you know shit not working up?
I'm saying that I read the comment
for a lot of motherfuckers.
See, I'll be telling them all the time.
They think I'm crazy.
Keep the illusion up.
Even if you being real, you got to keep a little mystery about you.
Mm-hmm.
Because once a motherfucker learn your routine,
they kind of threw fucking with you.
You kind of bored.
You kind of uninteresting.
Kind of about to get ready to get replaced because...
Sometimes you get to do so out the walls.
You got to be spontaneous.
Yeah.
Come home, dressed like you just left a rodeo.
And you just came from your house?
Fuck you in.
Don't worry about it.
Why do you got them big...
Okay, yeah.
Why do you got them boots on?
Sometimes you need some things that you can't explain.
Period.
Right.
I like the way you think.
I'm going to use some of them lies.
Yeah.
Sometimes you just got.
You gotta throw him a laugh sometimes.
Man, why are you over there playing with her?
Oh.
Why he laughed like that?
I'm glad you laughed at me.
That sounded like a little lifetime movie quote.
But no, man, I was just being mischievous.
You look like you was a mischievous child.
Drell said she's looking for a whole new batch of niggas.
Like, that's what the women are looking for.
Oh, yeah.
What's the most niggas you ever had in rotation at once?
at once.
In at once?
Yeah.
How many niggas is two minutes?
I'm not gonna lie.
I can't really rotate that mean niggas at one.
Two?
Two.
What's my max?
I can't rotate a lot of niggas.
You asked me?
16.
No, you lying, man.
I was practicing.
I was practicing.
No, see, rotation.
Rotation don't mean you fucking.
You fucking.
What?
What?
Make it be mad horny.
No, I misheard it.
I'm saying rotation late.
Like, you know, you're swapping them out.
You might go on a day with one.
Might go to brunch with one.
At 16.
Dinner.
I was just kidding.
But what's the most?
One.
I'm a lady of the Lord.
Amen.
I like that about you, too.
Yes.
I don't do that.
I go to church.
Yeah.
I read the Bible.
So what's the most?
Amen.
one. For real. And it is the Lord. Why you don't believe her?
Because Lex, I forgot. She doesn't tell me stories.
My man is the Lord and I refuse you say it!
She called her one day, Chris. Bro, he called me again.
For real?
No!
That's the type of relationship y'all got?
No! Don't, we got... I love you y'all was on the phone.
Who? Me and now? I always call now.
He left me at Houston. Come.
Don't pick me up.
Don't pick up some.
So you gotta stop that cheese?
Wow.
She won't know.
Who even eating at Houston's in 2020?
That shit.
I wouldn't.
Facts.
I snuck and went right before the end of the year.
I ain't gonna care.
I had to, because I didn't know if the protest was still on.
I think the devil was like five years.
Nobody updated me.
You don't move in Houston?
I had to go in there at Hawaii.
Don't judge me.
Don't judge me.
The Spanish deal.
Hey, I went in there and I had to have that at Hawaiian.
at Hawaiian, brother.
Oh, boy, talk your shit.
That motherfucker.
That's where you take your hose.
No.
You do not take holes in no goddamn use.
Where you take hose?
American Deli.
Okay.
She ordered that 10 piece of old flats.
Extra wet.
Extra lemon pepper.
She want all their drinks.
Yep.
Hot sauce on the fry.
Mouth sauce on the side.
Y'all are terrible.
Them wings at American Deli is too little.
That's why she-
You really need a 20-piece
if you're going to order a 10-piece.
I know.
She's going to eat 12 or not.
She's going to heat up, eight-up,
late on in the middle of the night.
I don't eat the light.
Just some eight-town shit.
And if it ain't no
American-Del or close,
you can get a J.R. Cris.
If you just got to have some wings.
That blue cheese.
That's a date night with Carlo?
Me too what?
The blue cheese be too high.
What's a date night where Carlos looks like?
Oh, you're a blue cheese,
nigger.
You don't like ranch.
First of all, date night with me, I don't know.
I don't know if I won't participate in that.
What was the last good date you've been on?
Oh, man.
The last good date that I went on, it was phenomenal, right?
So check this out.
This nice little family-owned restaurant.
So I call ahead, make sure it's completely empty.
That's because I'm a big stepping like this.
stepping like that so we go up in there and I'm like yeah yeah take me to my spot
so we go in there order this delicious meal and I'm just chilling you know we're just
in there we got the place for ourselves there's some fucking classic black people
music playing like what was they playing oh all the hits from from little Frankie
Beverly all that that did come on oh no so yeah that was a nice date
I went to this shit called, what was this shit?
Like, it was kind of like a, not a planetarium,
but the shit where they make the shit look like you out of space.
A luminarium.
Oh.
I don't want to go to that.
I know.
It's nice.
That's what I'm on.
So do you look that up or you let them choose what type of shit?
Hey, man, when you pay it, it don't matter.
That's one thing
you got to, you niggas have to know
I see a lot of back and forth
about who does what. Don't matter.
She'll plan the whole date out
as long as you pay for this shit.
That's true.
That's when you're big stepping.
I don't want to go overboard, though.
That's what you got a date
with confidence, sir.
You just let a motherfucker know that you
got limited resources.
Right.
But look, you need to find some way
you can just be limited to
what's in your resources.
See, when the new batch of niggas come out,
you need to train them.
They're not coming out.
It's more niggas going in than coming out.
I think they is coming out.
This can't be all the niggas that God gave us.
Not unless you're about to fuck with some new niggas
who was born in goddamn 2000.
No, I feel like God hid some niggas from like 1983.
He didn't.
I'm a nigga from 83.
Trust me.
You are? Yeah.
I guess you're dead well.
I did not know that.
I was out here.
A lot of them niggins.
didn't make it. A lot of them
niggas got... Where did they go?
They got killed early.
Oh, y'all laughing.
I'm glad the new niggas.
No, I'm not the new niggas is coming out.
You know, like...
Oh, the black, think of all the niggas who
ain't here no more.
Who got killed for their Jordans?
Who got killed for the 20s?
No.
Niggas who got killed in 98, 99.
That was going to be in 2000.
All that gun violence.
Look up what was going on in the world
during these times.
Niggas was really getting killed over Jordans.
That was a real thing.
I got killed over a Pop-Pas chicken sandwich
when they dropped.
You can go around this room and ask how many.
You remember that?
It was on the news.
I bet at least three black men in this room
got stole on by an adult nigger who stole their shoes.
Grown niggas was robin' little kids.
Nobody's trying to look at me out of eye right now.
Everybody like, shit, ain't me.
You ain't a grown, it's necessarily like a right of passage
as a black man.
If you ain't never had a pair of Jordan stolen or taken from you,
you didn't have no real joy.
Yeah.
The new batch of niggas that are coming out
are the ones that are getting a divorce.
Those are going to be the new niggas on the streets.
You got a good point.
You know, make y'all think that this.
I'm telling me that's what happened.
Let's just say hypothetically.
So new niggins did come out.
How long do you think they would last in this environment?
Do you think they're going to be better for y'all
than the niggas who've been dealing with y'all already?
The new niggas going to be like, uh-uh, not, no.
We're going back to where the fuck we were.
You think they've been, we don't have a box.
There's some niggas from 83.
Nigger, follow us.
I know what some pussy is from 83.
These motherfuckers don't do them none of this shit.
They was born in 83.
They don't know nothing about a pussy.
I was born in 83.
Yes, I do.
And I remember back in the day,
all the pussy we ever wanted had held on it.
And then the game changed.
And then that's what split half was.
Half of them niggas were like, this new bald pussy,
it's a squiggly.
And then some of us was like, no man,
we'll stay over here.
pussy pussy hair on it bro it's wetter it's better and it makes me feel good about myself
and then it's like so that was half half it was half and half do you really feel like it's a
difference yes yes okay you know you you you are of the younger generation sorry
Carlos no I'm with that generation I just like pussy he don't care yeah
Didn't I tell you it was split?
Just like, exactly.
I'm not gonna stop, like, whoa, bitch, you gotta have.
I'm happy to have a pussy.
I'm happy to have a pussy.
I ain't gonna fuck nothing up
and ask you what you got going on.
I talk shit after I fuck.
But you didn't even say that shit, that I don't know.
I don't.
I don't.
Right, because I feel like bald pussy,
that's like how your lady acts
with her wig on.
What?
But then when the pussy got hounded,
that's how she acted, that's how she'd act with their wig off.
That's the real pussy.
That's the real.
That's the pussy.
She was hiding from you at first.
Anybody can go get a smooth,
anybody can go get a smooth cooge,
but what that real pussy looked like
when shit ain't going so well.
What if we was trapped and the power was out for three weeks?
Let me see what she's working with.
Do you got, okay, all right.
This is bad as it's it.
See, I can fuck with this.
Hey, well, you're a genius now.
Don't never let a nigger tell you ain't.
Right.
Robben, I'm the type of nigger.
I'm the type of nigger.
I don't want to, I don't want to just lay up.
I got to rub on some coocha hair,
so I can come up with some better ideas.
Not you swilling your fingers through the hair.
This show came from me rubbing on some cooja hair.
I don't like that.
What is going to be?
What is going to be?
That means you was musted without it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I cannot.
How you just going to start getting musted out of the lower?
I think hair makesheap must be.
Listen, man.
But Loz, what about the underarm have?
The older's linger on hair.
That's what I'm saying the same.
I would say I know you put the underarm.
Damn, you just act like I asked like for a pussy after or something.
I'm just saying...
You like a pussy afro.
I want to be able to braid you.
I like a grown woman pussy.
He want to pity.
really be cool with a lot of shit that I don't be asking for much yeah but that way I don't make sure
you know bald pussy that's just too explicit but like something happened but you have a lot going on
down here so if it's all that here you might start a five it might get tangled so y'all exaggerating
it like you always do mm-mm it's too much no I feel like ball pussy is doing way too much
Like, ma'am, have you no shame?
Nope, it's time to set it at eyes.
You can't trick me.
You see what I'm saying?
They're trying to give the appearance of a new pussy.
But it's young.
It's used.
It's used.
Trying to make it look new.
Well, it's your refurbish.
What a nigga do when he's trying to look young?
Shave all the hair off his face?
This pussy's old, man.
I don't like refurbish cars.
No.
That's different.
That's still a whole value.
What?
Nah, see, pussyhole bell you too.
Do it don't.
Have three bad boyfriends in a row.
I thought you was about to say have three bad babies.
No, it don't even take a baby.
Just fuck with three of the wrong niggas in a row and watch what happened.
Oh.
What?
It just started to appreciate him.
Oh, nigg.
Don't nobody like me because I keep it so real with you.
Do you know how many pusses out here that just?
out here that don't nobody want.
It doesn't matter how you dresses up
or try to give it away.
Don't nobody want it?
We live in Atlanta.
Look how many women out here
got high quality pussy
the time you like.
You ain't going to be able to fucking
because you don't have time to meet them.
I'm too weak.
There's so much pussy in this city
that can't possibly give it all the way.
You heard all the excuses women make
for not being able to find a nigga
in Atlanta.
It's more niggins in Atlanta
that like women than anything.
It's you.
It is you.
Nobody cares how good you look,
how successful you are.
It is you.
You just not the type of chick
that niggas in Atlanta like.
Move this San Antonio.
My San Antonio.
You're not the shit in Atlanta.
You feel entitled to a nigga.
Oh, I'm a good woman.
Who validated this?
Show me some notarized paperwork
that proves what the fuck you're saying
is true, ma'am.
Niggas in Atlanta be like your niggas, too.
But ain't nothing wrong with that either.
This is why we need shit like this.
You know the type of clown-ass women in Atlanta?
There's some fucking weird-ass women out here
and don't nobody never talk about them.
You know why?
Because we're too busy going to find ones
who are not weird.
It's some weird-ass ladies out here.
And they'd be like, y'all be inviting women to your crib?
No, do you know how many weird-ass people I had to make sure
that don't even follow me when I leave their ass tonight?
I hope I never see her again.
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What makes one weird?
Okay, some of these chicks out here are lame as fuck.
They blame and they do shit like they idolize fucking women on social media.
They're like, don't nobody want to fuck with a bitch who got to look up to another bitch?
You got a hero.
What is wrong with you?
That's real.
No, what I think I'm like a hero is wild.
Don't know what a follower-ass bitch.
She got to look up to another bitch
She got to get all her outfits from some shit
Somebody else already wore
She don't have no opinion about what she liked
She can only like what these other motherfuckers like
I ain't seen the bitch do nothing original yet
You go get your hell like that
Everything you want you gotta tell them
Who I already got it
Do my shit like hers
Or do my I want that shit that she got
Like what do you like
What do you know
What a Michelle Obama's he wrote
That's different
Bro, she can't afford the shit that Michelle Obama like.
Oh, me.
Ain't nobody found the way.
That shit that Michelle Obama liked, they sell that shit in the front of Macy's.
Maybe.
She'd be right there on the side.
Get the Michelle Obama gillet.
Like, man, 12 of them.
I can't.
That was the wrong example.
So are-
Are men weird if they look up to you?
Niggas should not be looking up to me.
Why?
Because they should be on their own mission.
They should listen to all the shit.
all the shit that I say and do the opposite.
Right, because we are not the same.
Like, my logic, what don't mean?
My logic is not gonna work for you.
We don't sling the same kind of dick.
Uh-huh.
We don't spend the same amount.
So the shit I get away with,
you gonna get put out for doing.
Yeah, I talk shit, but I'm like,
I talk big shit on camera.
I might go home and apologize all night,
eat ass, and take this bitch shopping in the morning.
I could just be capping on this motherfucker.
Mood.
Don't never assume you know me because of some shit I said.
Nick, I'm getting over, bitch.
I'm entertainment.
For entertainment purposes only.
Don't ever think I told you the truth.
I lied to you, I tricked you.
I made you believe the shit I said.
That's how I got over in the game, babe.
You've been tricked.
All this shit is fake.
It's entertainment.
You shouldn't be watching comedians
trying to get life advice in the first fucking place.
There's better people out here that can tell you better shit.
shit. They went to school. I didn't. I smoked weed and sucked tinnies. Why are you listening to me?
You fucked up. This is my free time.
This is a fucking podcast. We're not providing life information. It's better shit to listen to if you need help.
Niggas on couch like this.
They got a whole website called BetterHelp and you missed it to me.
Maybe I'm gonna talk to her right now.
You need to a comedian talking about what kind of pussy I'm like,
and you make a life decisions off of that information.
Damn.
I'm done.
I'm just been talking about if I like,
I told you exactly what kind of pussy I like,
and you think they're gonna be able to pull some shit from this
and be like, he's a good person.
I'm fucked up.
And he might go home, apologize, eat ass on.
I might eat ass all night and play Lenny Williams,
and then we might go to Mace and then we might go to Mace
than get her a Michelle Obama dress in the morning.
Straight out the Martha Stewart Collection.
Oh, my goodness.
You don't know what type of nigger have.
I'm glad you said that.
That's why I don't think none of this advice shit going to work
because we just all got, you know, motherfucking fucking.
And different people bring different shit out of you those.
Exactly.
That's true.
Exactly.
But I don't want to put it all on the women.
I just think people in Atlanta are weird.
We know we can't blame nothing on the women.
Everything that happens in the world is our fault.
As long as you know.
Well, I'm just kidding.
I didn't say that.
I'm just saying it's weird men too.
I know.
Like, it's weird out here.
But the moment that motherfucker stopped breaking up
for cheating is the moment that the game gonna change.
Right.
Now, that's what you need to say in to the camera.
All right.
You're just gonna have to accept it.
Except cheating?
No, I'm not saying except cheating.
I'm just saying.
But if you know a motherfucker love you
and they made a mistake,
you that ain't about.
See, he didn't been through this shit before.
So, y'all girl,
I don't cheat on you.
You saying?
Don't clap for that.
Don't clap for that.
I'm walking on with through that shit, man.
He clapped hard.
I never said, I never said nothing.
This shit was right.
But I'm just saying, sometimes women, y'all just
got to, like, be patient with them, bro.
Don't be patient.
Now, you're staying with your girl, she cheated on you?
Yes, he is.
He did already.
You stayed with your girl, she cheat on you.
What I did?
You didn't see the last episode.
He didn't cuss his baby mom and baby daddy.
He, yeah.
He died.
Wait, what?
You was fighting the other baby daddy?
It's getting hot.
No, that's what I mean.
Not where baby daddies of Atlanta.
That's on some other shit.
That's a wild.
Oh, you should have never told me that.
You know, bring that up every chance again.
Come on, bro.
With the goddamn challenger with the duo.
Oh, wow.
Come outside, fuck, niggas.
Only thing save him is the dude from the sheriff's department
and watch the show.
Come on now.
Come on, I'm gonna take you home.
No.
You need to calm down.
down.
Hey, now,
you're this close to going.
Now, I'm upset with you.
Oh, babe, you don't have a lot for a person.
I'm just fucking around.
Mm-hmm.
So you staying with your girl, she cheat?
Uh-uh.
Why not?
Because I'm insecure.
I'm gonna just be honest.
We're gonna shoot you get straight to the point.
That means.
There's so many questions I might have to ask.
No, I'm not.
You know, I'm leaving because
I know I can't do it.
She out here.
What made you do it?
She had, she didn't decide it.
that we had enough pussy in our relationship
for her to give some away.
And I've been in this relationship
and I know that we then came very close
to running out of pussy a lot of times.
It's selfish of you to make those type of decisions without me.
And if you feel like you could just take pussy
out of our house, that me and you agree.
This is like, that's just like if you took some money
out of our account.
and just spin it on a, no.
So why can you cheat?
All right, let me ask you this, Nah.
Wait a minute.
I never did.
I don't do that.
I'm a very prestigious black man.
He said we're supposed to forgive for cheating.
I did not.
I was talking to the people on those people out there.
You didn't put cheating on that black man.
Okay, Nav, let me ask you this.
All the men in the room.
Let me ask y'all this.
Would you rather, hold up, hold up.
Would you rather catch your girl?
Fucking another nigga or paying another nigga bills.
Oh shit, boy.
That's dumb as a motherfucker, boy.
Bitch, you made the whole sugar mama?
Ah.
You're gonna say, fuck the nigga, you're paying his knicker.
What?
You rather catch up paying his bills?
Oh yeah, you're a young nigga.
You're a young, too.
You're a young nigga, boy.
Oh, now she can suck that meat.
It's getting wild again.
Just getting wild again.
Do you see that?
Do you see that?
That's, I told you, that's,
that nigga represents another third of me.
He don't give a fuck that you cheated.
All he wanna know is, did you suck the nigga dig or not?
See, that's what's gonna make him walk out.
He would have stayed if you would be like,
babe, I fuck somebody, like yeah, okay,
you suck that nigga dick.
And then you think telling him the truth
is about to save your relationship.
You tell that nigga, yeah.
Yes, that nigga pack up everything he ever brought over there.
That nigga might take the ice out the ice tray.
But you got something learned.
Y'all are cheating on me.
Gonna suck a nigga, dick.
And sucking dick, bitch!
That's what's gonna get you called a bitch.
Right there.
What?
That's a different level later.
What, ladies, it's perfectly fine for you to cheat on the nigga.
But if you suck a dick, bitch, you is cheating, cheating.
There's y'all street.
You're ready to move out if you out here cheat.
And you cheat me.
You're in love.
You're in love.
You're in love.
You're all.
Oh, brother.
Being meat to me is okay.
To him.
I told you.
But once you put it in your mouth,
but once you put it in your mouth, you're out of line.
You're all straight.
Y'all street.
You might spend a block after a bitch don't cheat.
But you don't saw that bitch.
You don't know.
But you don't know.
blow-down motherfucker in the world.
You suck a dead.
Hey, a nigga fucking ride to tell her
nigga mom at the goddamn grocery store.
What happened?
You at my door.
Man, that dick suck his dick.
Miss Warren, the big suck dick.
That's all I was.
Oh, I didn't know what.
I don't know what.
And I stopped on there.
Your game was gone.
Your TV was gone.
I asked her what happened.
She said, you just looked.
You just left.
No, I didn't leave.
Like she sucked the nigger dick and I left.
She said things didn't work out.
Oh, my God.
Miss Margaret's shoes.
That is the nail in the coffee.
Oh, Lord.
She's a dick, she's gone.
That's not dramatic.
That should make me write a Facebook status.
What?
What?
You can't trust.
That's the type of shit that's making a nigga cut his dreads on.
No me.
Back to the base and never let all this shit go.
Hey, waves ain't in yet, forgive me a few months.
Oh my gosh.
Boys, if you think I'm lying, boy, ask anybody, boy.
Oh, my God.
You don't, some shit you don't get over.
When she's sucking dick, she is old.
Oh, it's out, it's over.
When she's sucking dick, she's out of the dog.
She's gone.
She gone, boy.
That'd make a nigga move back home to another state.
Hey, y'all.
Boy, you were, man, I ain't seen you back.
You know I moved back to Texas, boy.
When, nigga, this shit, this shit happens so fast.
Yeah.
If you, if you, if you bet, fuck,
you can't picture how the nigga fucker,
but you can picture how that bitch suck.
It's too big a way.
You know she good at it.
She said she did, that's the best she she do.
Oh my God.
Oh, man.
She'll phone with her.
She put the dick off her head on her ear
like a cigarette and everything, she.
It's over with.
What I was doing that night,
what I was doing that night when you went and sucked the dick.
Hey, niggum o'haired nowhere to go.
He's leaving that motherfucker.
He's leaving.
All right, you got it.
All right, you got it.
You got it.
No, not that's it.
Hey, what about what you said?
Nika voice is just gone when you say that.
It's like, yeah.
So you said this, wow.
Wow.
Shit, that's what we're doing.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, shit.
What my keys is that?
Where my motherfucking keys?
Hey, hell lie, you fuck me up with this.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yes.
But no vote told me, though.
Hey, I ain't wanna this.
Hey, my boy, hey, my boy, where you,
when you leave here, where you at?
Ah, my aunt's still gonna take it.
Hey, let's get out this motherfucker, boy.
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
Hey, maybe, hurt.
You're like, I feel like I'm gonna say.
Your homeowner, you're in here and you and say this shit now.
Hey, Mom, boy, you're in the crib.
I'm gonna pull up.
Ooh, shit.
He's got a top.
He's got the top.
Ah, shit.
You go on, Mr. Ray.
I ain't shit to him, boy.
It's really crazy when you get older and realize we've all lived the same life.
The exact same life.
We all have went through the same life.
That shit is crazy.
Some of that shit just hit different.
But y'all do all that still come back,
especially if you're your best eater.
Niggins were not leaving my best eater.
You don't get over it.
It's a best that you got in somewhere.
She's going to leave.
That's the thing about it.
Like, as time goes on and I get older, I see what, like some of them.
You don't have a lot of best eaters.
I had a few.
I'm talking about like some real goblers.
I knew some of the best dick suckers in the world.
In the world?
In the world.
They are magnificent moms now.
Magnificent.
I'm talking about it's like they, it's like,
Man, if the world knew that that bitch
is really Batman, she really a superhero.
Like, I know, what?
I know it, but if the world knew that, but I, ooh.
They had your toes curling in the boots.
Man, I'm talking about sound like the washing machine
when you open the lid up.
You know it's serious to me at the boot tongue.
You know, they started scratching the sheep,
grabbing the bed with those toes.
No, no, else is the question.
About the boots.
About, no, you're not about those fucking,
about the paying the bills and fucking.
And the sex includes.
She's sucking dick.
He's sucking dick.
Mouth to meat.
Bologna to bologna.
We're paying bills, bro.
Like, she makes sure this nigga ain't got a word about it.
I'm talking about he got extra money.
Who is out here paying niggas bills?
I'm saying, Joe, it's plenty of tricking-ass money.
It is.
Unfortunately.
She's dropping four vile racks a month.
Make sure he got all these shoes.
Nah, fuck that.
Get that niggins some of their free-ass pussy you get in me.
They pissed me all.
Doggone, go on get you some of that pussy player.
Don't fuck up, no goddamn wiretrain.
Now, I'm a net worth, my boy.
If you're going to be fucking off, at least keep the money at the house.
It's how niggas are bragged.
Man, I don't fuck with that bit like that.
That big, me dog and that shit, what's like?
She sent me money.
I didn't sit a bitch for the bitch.
She just sent me money.
Oh, they want to fuck the big.
Hey.
Oh, that's like the niggas do y'all be hating around?
What I'm saying?
No, I'm saying.
No, I'm talking about like if the woman was paying somebody else's
like that.
No, I know.
But that's how I didn't even fuck the big yet, boy.
And that they're talking about I want that whole, man, look at this.
500, 300, 300, 300, 500, five for the man.
And that bitch sent me money.
And that bitch is a trick, man.
It's a lady like that in you saying.
She'd be working with the young nigg.
Why you're telling that lady.
I don't know it because she be wild on the north side.
You think it's only one? You got rich women in Houston off.
They turn their phone? They'd be buying niggins big old trucks and...
They do. Not the F1P, uh-huh.
Big Shebby. No, the F3.
Ooh, they got money.
They got money down there.
You pull up on the motherfuck. Man, why you keep texting my bitch?
You go to the tech, man, all you see it, Apple Pay, Apple Pay from her.
That's- You might say he need that charge, man.
That's crazy.
That's the young nigga core, the choice.
Your wife and somebody phone under head doctor.
Oh, you believe in the area.
They got the boat emoji with the look up with the water in the mouth.
It ain't even no name, it's just the three waters in the mouth.
Oh, oh, my gosh.
What about with a little brain emotion?
What?
Oh, that's hard.
That's hard.
I ain't never thought of it.
That's, mm-mm.
Oh, with the little dollar with the wings on it too.
This is wild.
She's sucking dick and sending money.
Yeah, just like I said, just going to give away some of that free-end pussy.
That's crazy.
I keep the nigger put an apple with a dollar for having.
Dad, you're an evil nigger, bro.
Oh, my gosh.
It's some evil niggas out here, bro.
Dad.
You better hope on the nigg.
came real.
Oh, my gosh.
She's gonna put them in the song.
Put one of little bulls shit.
He's gonna pay for his studio time.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
A bitch ain't nothing but a munch.
That's how the song.
A little bitch, you a munch.
He's dancing your bitch.
And she's a maid for the studio.
And she in there.
Yeah.
My bitch ain't be going on a day like that.
Bye with a head.
Then she come on, get on you.
You need to apply yourself.
What the fuck you're doing with this blue nigger?
Oh my God.
Oh, and then what if he blow up and he's a young nigger?
You are old.
What if you find out he's been dishing you the whole time?
That really got to hurt.
This fucking old nigger, bitch.
You mean this.
That's your shit.
Oh, my God.
All right.
This is the next question.
You find all the films in the room.
Not that's your song.
You find out that a nigga used to fuck your girl.
Would you, would it be, would you rather be your favorite rapper or your favorite athlete?
Favorite athlete.
Favorite athlete.
Favorite athlete quick.
Why?
Because favorite, man, favorite rapper.
Every time you get that nigga song, you're going to think he's a song.
You want to think you a song, you want to think that nigg, sneak this.
You're talking about your bitch.
A nigga I'm gonna dunk and be like,
that why I'm fucking your bitch.
And I'm gonna be a bitch.
Niggas's gonna touch down, you know.
Like, nigga, it ain't anything that you can do
like, right, right, right.
Every song.
We're like, what's the best girl you're gonna be with me?
I mentioned it like, which is worse.
Which would be worse?
Your favorite rapper or your favorite?
The rapper's worse.
I agree.
Yeah, the rapper are worse.
Both.
Because I feel like, if you,
You ain't, you ain't here your ho-in' good enough.
Don't nobody supposed to know who you used to fuck.
Agreed.
Brick me, I told you, I'm here for the illusion.
Deny that shit.
What you say to me?
I don't want to find out y'all together
till I go over your mama house and see an old picture.
Who the fuck is that?
I don't know that nigger.
Yes, the fuck you do.
What would you do?
I'm old now.
I don't give a fuck about what you used to have.
Oh, you don't be here.
No, mm-mm.
I feel like you should know.
I don't.
Like when you start dating, somebody.
These cars taught me a lot of patience, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So now I just, I'm going to fuck who used to own it.
Just show me some.
Not who used to own it.
Signing the ownership over to me and I take it from there.
I can't give a fuck how much fun they used to have in you.
Because I'm going to do something.
Because I'm going to do something.
All this goddamn shit.
I'm gonna knock the line out of this motherfucker.
Yeah, we're feeling to paint this motherfucker.
I did engine coming out of that.
Yeah, we're trying to get new.
So you do like refurbished pussy.
I mean, I have rebuilt a few pussies.
See?
That's why y'all need to stop listening to this man.
I've been told them don't listen to me.
Drop the motor.
There's some people out here that make you lower
all your goddamn standards.
You think some people that you walk the most
They ain't gonna fit none of the shit that you think you like.
Wait, do you see them in real life?
They don't look like that.
Yeah.
Do you still want to go ahead?
Yeah, something would probably be boring as a motherfucker.
What?
Boring?
Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying?
You're thinking about her looks, but then it's probably like a female who's right at my level.
Mm.
Like, but we just got to stay down.
Why are you left?
Why don't you start laughing?
So we ain't going everywhere, though, but I have fun with her.
What you mean?
Like, she ain't no looker, but we had fun away.
You ain't no looker.
You think she's gonna be proud.
That's what he said.
That's why he said.
That's what I laugh.
You think she gonna be proud to be seen.
She went on with your ass.
Yeah, you crazy, fuck I put this on wrist up.
Puck this coat on putting up.
Ain't no getting ridden the wrist.
You see the essentials.
Hey, hello.
No.
I spray that.
Man, fuck that.
Man, fuck that.
Man, fuck that motherfucker.
I'm putting on that.
I think we ready to lick that motherfucker and
it had to Zach's wish.
But it's not.
My, my, nigga, you're so trim.
Oh, my God.
I'm not trying to tell me it.
This thing is that trim.
No, let him talk his shit.
You got you a Caribbean game.
There's no bitch going to risk her career for now.
Hey, man.
I'm not going to lie, though.
The girls at the Pormont, they be risking it.
No, they'd be risking it all for now.
I don't believe that shit.
They do.
They do.
They be drunk.
They be drunk.
They're under the influence.
That'd be, he's like, one of the only niggies at the show.
They're gonna, he's closing.
Hey, it's gonna get some, man.
It's him and three other niggins.
Yeah, they're gonna get swoon.
He's saying no matter I'm now.
Period.
And that's by default.
The first time, man, gonna like.
See how you hate him?
Yes, I told you, it's on for life.
Dirty Macon, one-on-one.
Never gonna put him on the hose ever.
Oh.
It's a personal mission.
It came in the contract.
He should have never crossed me.
Damn.
He ain't gonna never be able to have nothing.
Nice around me.
If that nigga was eating the ice cream cone,
I'm gonna slap that shit up my head.
It's forever.
Bro.
We're gonna be the old niggins at the fucking old folks home
trying to kill each other,
tripping each other, walking shit.
Like on life, they were just fighting the whole thing.
Yeah, fuck that.
I feel it.
I like be forever.
You taking up for him
and I believe that's your fucking jacket.
He got on.
I do think it is, but I ain't tripping on you.
You got it, bro.
What's this blue shit you drinking tonight?
I put a little Kool-Aid with a little tito.
You know, Auntie got to get right.
I got me a young Teneroni at the hive.
You are not, Auntie.
What?
You're gonna go play down.
Don't do that.
She got her family a fair Bouton.
Hello?
In this dance array?
Damn.
You keep listening that leg legs.
I'm trying to show my flexible.
You a hater.
She's been stretching.
I have been.
in this dancerie.
How you talk to me now?
I'm just, I can't believe you, girl.
What do you do?
He just, you know, he's him.
My dog.
Not I'm really him.
He him.
Hey, niggas that say that.
Why?
I'm him.
Why you don't want a bad man to believe in them?
Bro, y'all, because y'all niggas do not be him.
Y'all do not be.
Y'all did he say he own him.
Who?
Who?
I'm not saying like y'all.
What did black men do to you to make you have?
I'm not sure.
I'm not talking about like this.
Why niggas can't say that they him?
Because a lot of times they don't be him.
Marco said he him.
You didn't even.
You didn't ask who him was to him.
Hmm.
Well, he not.
I need to know.
I don't need to know who he is.
To know that you're not him.
Because you're not him.
You're not him to them.
Because if a niggas is saying to me,
I know, I'll say this.
If a man looks at me and be like, I'm him.
No, you not.
Because I know who him is and you ain't him.
But you shouldn't be compared.
I know who my him is.
You shouldn't be compared.
So you want to tell me that you are him,
but you're not him.
I'm gonna tell you if you him.
Well, what if he him to them?
Well, he's not him to me, so don't tell that to me.
Mm-hmm.
Because you're not him.
Nine times out of 10, you're not him.
Whoever you're trying to tell
I'm trying to prove a point.
Don't ever let no fucking body
tell you that you not him.
You not him.
You not him.
Not even Lex.
I'm gonna tell you every time.
You're not giving him.
Because if he was really him,
you wouldn't have to say that.
It's already known.
Now, y'all try to talk niggins out of doing
anything instructive.
Carlos, have you ever had to tell a woman
that you him?
No, you ain't ever say, I'm him.
I have.
No, you haven't.
Yes, I have.
That's the one thing that a lot of these motherfuckers are great at doing.
You're going outside.
Trying to act like they don't know who the fuck you are.
So you don't got to tell me.
No.
And sometimes they really have a fucked up version of who they think you are.
And you have to correct me like, excuse me.
Excuse me.
You don't believe it?
Watch this.
Now, if I weren't him, how the fuck did I do that?
Don't ever get it for that.
But you're not going to say.
I'm not gonna say, I'm him.
Oh, the actions speak way louder than you.
That's what I'm saying.
You don't actually say that.
No, you're not walking to somebody like, I'm him.
Yeah, you can say it.
Exactly.
You can say it.
No, no, you can't say it.
Yes, you can.
Because the same way you can be praised for being him, being him can get your block knocked on.
That's the double side that don't nobody talk about.
Sometimes we don't lost a lot of great niggas just because another niggas.
They was him.
Yeah.
Now, you say, like, you don't have to convince nobody else,
but some motherfuckers can see it, and it, oh, it just consumes their heart with hate.
I can agree with that.
To see that.
God, even if you're not, the way you make your shit look, just offend these motherfuckies.
And it's like, when you come around, they just, that shit.
It just aggravate their soul to the point.
People really hate people that are loved.
The way another person.
You can't make somebody hate you.
People hate away some people.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It's nasty in these streets.
In these houses, too.
Because it can be your own people.
Oh, all thanks.
It'd be your own people right there.
Right there besides you're hoping you don't do good.
Mm-hmm.
Ain't that right now?
Yep.
Oh, shit, my God.
Because any nigga, hey, I want all my niggas do win.
For real.
For real, yes.
After you win, though, right?
After you win, though, you're gonna win first.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
You said together simultaneously.
No, man.
Mm-hmm.
It'd just be good to have y'all in hand.
You know, I just love to just talk shit and have broad conversations.
Yeah, we love it here.
You do?
Yes.
We have a good time.
We have a bowl.
Like this.
Now, this picture behind y'all, that's the definition.
I can't believe we always get left out.
How they left us out?
I don't know.
Like, we don't be done.
Jiggin'lating in this dance-a-ree.
Stop playing, Lex.
You definitely in this picture.
We're always in a lot.
You're the lady up there with the gun, Lex.
Because who the fuck is that?
That's Lettin right there.
No, Lex is, look, you see Lex.
She called herself Auntie.
Look, you see that lady with me.
Up there with the gun.
Oh, that is me.
That was me with my old tities.
And my old hair cut.
Okay, I can see that.
And who is this twerking on Ryan?
Somebody, he bop.
I am a woman.
a week.
Oh, shit.
Not y'all got Joe back there with the Louie on.
Yeah, Joe got it real...
You know he's always gonna have that drip on.
He got it.
He got that money like that.
Yeah, y'all really left us out.
Yeah, we got Dre over here drinking the 40s.
Yep, that is a little Dre with them perk of tities.
That's all right there.
Baby, y'all would never.
This is very ghetto and low vibrational.
Well...
But the tip, that nipple hard.
And one thing about the next.
And it might be...
It's so fitting.
It doesn't.
But that ain't.
But that's probably mo it.
It can be 105 degrees outside.
Them head lights is on.
That's got to hurt.
She could slice a tire with their bags.
You made them like that or they just?
What?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, how do you make them like that?
I love the transition.
This whole next segment is dedicated to dress nipples.
Part one.
Oh, girl, that was so much fun.
Oh, my God.
We killed.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
We got to take a shot.
We got to take a shot.
Because what we did,
that out.
And then, Buki.
Turn up.
Oh, Lord.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe that was strong.
Oh, wait.
Did you see that smart contest in it?
Yes.
Did you see that raw booty?
Is that me?
She thinks she was moving.
Girl, rent was new.
Yeah, rent was new.
Shaking it like rent was due.
Oh, wait, but karaoke at the end.
You know,
karaoke was league.
You know, that's always our favorite parts.
Period.
Ain't that?
They wasn't ready.
I mean, look, we sold out the tour.
We can do anything we want.
Yeah, we can do it.
That was so.
I'm so excited, though.
But, girl.
Five minutes to VIP.
Okay, girl.
This is the last one.
We got to get back to work.
We got to go to this meeting greet.
But look, this is the last one.
tour has ended, we killed it, and we're about to go on vacation on.
Period. Vacation time, Buki.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
Girl, I am so glad to be on vacation finally.
Girl, me too.
We deserve it.
We've been working hard.
We're getting this real Fiji, son.
Because you know the girls say we'd be capping.
Who said this?
The girls, they'd be like, oh, they're not on vacation for real.
They don't be doing nothing. Yeah, we can't cap this. Baby, yeah, we can't cap with this tin.
What did you be saying? Girl, I see what they're doing at home. Because I ain't got it like this.
They can't do it like this, girl. They can't. You know what I'm saying? Let me see. Let me see.
Oh, uh-uh. What is that? Let me see. Look at this. And welcome, poor thawks. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I like. That's what I like to see.
Okay.
Hey y'all, it's your girl, Alexis B.
And I'm Tia Simone.
And we would like to welcome you to the next episode of Hormer Thals.
Yeah.
What is this?
That's crazy.
No way.
I'm looking for the BDBs and the F-150s.
Yeah.
That's right.
Mm-mm.
Bro.
Hold on, hold on.
Because your algorithm messed up.
Yeah, pull up your phone.
Let me go to my country.
You know what I'm saying?
what they got going on let's see it's your girl aloo lexby and i am velet chuku
Nicole and we are back for another episode of drunk mine who is ready to shake
some asses who is ready to shake some ass
Throw that ice in a second!
Throw that eyes in a second!
Throw that eyes in a second!
Uh-uh, Lex.
No way.
Where are you from?
Where I'm from Reconda?
Yes!
Welcome back forever!
I am ready to go. This is crazy.
I feel like I can't even enjoy the vacation no more.
Damn, damn, damn!
What do we call it?
Damn.
Yo, Lex!
Lex.
Hey now.
Hey now.
What's up, Drew and Nicole?
What's up?
Nah, what's up with y'all?
Y'all tripping, laying on the beaches, people out here stealing y'all style, being like y'all.
Shit, I almost went on tour with their ass, so y'all need to get right, man.
You see where I'm at?
That's crazy.
We just saw that and we really, really pissed off.
So what y'all gonna do about it?
It's shit is asking for y'all.
How you know?
But shit, I told him we ready.
Well, at least I am.
I'm trying to get up out of here.
Wow, damn!
Now!
That grease just popped me.
Oh my god.
Dog, we gotta go.
Vacation over.
Vacation over.
Let me book these twice so we can go home, bro.
Girl, be fucking for real.
It's like, come on, dog.
What'll put this at?
All right, bet.
All right, that's it.
All right, that's it.
All right, dog.
Y'all want to do the tour for real?
Mama Mia!
Ladies, it's come to my...
Let me tell you something.
Get!
What's the matter you?
Take it easy.
What do we do?
What do we do about what?
What do?
What allegations?
A lot of people want to be the poor minds.
Mm-hmm.
Forget about it.
It's about it.
It's about nothing.
Nothing.
They copy my style.
The way I walk.
The way I talk is it.
The way I twir.
What's the matter?
Take it easy.
What do we do?
We go back on the road.
Capiche.
We go back on the road.
Yeah.
The road.
The road.
Boy, mine's way.
Let's go.
Yeah, that way.
That way.
That way, yesh.
Booty old brown.
My coochie pink, esse.
On town.
Rice and bees for everyone.
Hey, hamburgers.
What?
The fuck?
What?
You said hamburg.
Oh, I forgot.
I'm a rushy, not germany.
man let's go get this to us all this job care man what who told you to do that shit
oh yeah I mean y'all I got it on nika damn my bed what hell
85 South Show, get the app.
Well, see, this is what they don't know.
The app really $3, but adjusted for inflation is $8.00, yeah.
Well, Lose.
Get the app, man.
Stop bullshin.
We're out of here, man.
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