The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - POUR MINDS IN THE TRAP | The 85 South Show

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

This week, the ladies of the Pour Minds Podcast joined Karlous & Navv to discuss their upcoming tour, men that say they're "him", and dating in Atlanta. You dont wanna miss this hilarious episode ...of The 85 South Show! || 85 SOUTH App: www.channeleightyfive.com || Twitter/IG: @85SouthShow || Our Website: www.85southshow.com || Custom Merch: www.85apparelco.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:03 Like sandwich bread. Shut the fuck up. My boy should tell him, Javier. Told you. It's a bread man. How many do you got time to do that? You are always working everything here. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Javier, the bread man, bro. They're gonna lock your ass up, though. No, they're not. They ain't gonna be the fat, thing is ripped. Oh. And then you got squirrel head. Y'all ain't right.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. You're so ghetto. Be your own people. You put, you mix the blue drink Kool-Aid with the drink for the grown folks. Make it look exquisite. What was the beginning?
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Starting point is 00:04:05 just get on here and just give a bunch of weird-ass opinions that don't nobody agree with. I don't want to be left out. That's what we're going to do today. You just give a bunch of weird-ass black-ass opinions about shit. If it ain't the money. Right.
Starting point is 00:04:22 What the fuck you got going on, man? I'm un-teased. It's 20, 23, I'm getting old. No, you're not. Why you want to make yourself old so bad? Because being old is fun. Tell your daddy, I said, hi. And then when I tell them, you're gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:04:39 that's your daddy. My daddy's gonna show with a hard dick and a bunch of lizard. I'm waiting. I don't want to talk to nobody. And when I fuck, I fuck alone. That's my daddy. You've seen that old nigga? I don't want to talk to nobody 35 and older daddy.
Starting point is 00:04:55 35 and older, yeah. Like if you're 35 and older, I don't want to talk to your daddy. And you damn chill, don't, when my daddy gonna damn show ass for some pussy. Oh, wait. Look, I'm growing now. I go to bed at something 30. What are you gonna fuck now?
Starting point is 00:05:08 You're thinking about your daddy now, huh? No, Lowe's uncle and dad different. No, nitty be in the Facebook comment. What the niggins? All right, no. Hey, tell the young lady I said hello. Hey, I bet Lowe's got a fire there and uncle. He didn't do what?
Starting point is 00:05:27 Yeah, right here. I'm weak. Not the man right here. Better be careful what you say now. Everybody ain't playing. That is crazy. Mood. So she won't.
Starting point is 00:05:39 My daddy, I ain't going to lie like my, well, my biological dad. He's, like, attractive. Like, he. See, I told you she was going to say some weird. He's giving him, you know. Like you hope the best for your father. Like you're saying your. daddy can pull some women.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Oh, he could pull, bitches. He married, though. How old is it? Forty-four. I'm damn than your daddy age. Damn, this is my dad. If you're all in your men, shit. Wow. Wow, your daddy was three grades ahead of me.
Starting point is 00:06:14 He's 44, 45. No, he turned late on FaceTime. You're your daddy with the high school together. She knew face older than your daddy. I'm weird. You got damn. 44. Shit, I could have been.
Starting point is 00:06:31 My daddy and I fucking with none of my friends. I could have been your pox. My daddy said she a truck. My daddy turned her down. He did. He did. I'm just playing. I was just joking.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I was like, oh, he's cute. She said I will give him some pussy and he said, baby, I'm married. Wow, you got to have some terrible pussy for me. It was a joke. I was a joke. A nigger, a nigga to show you his name. Oh, boy. You see that like that.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I'm weak. It was a joke. It was a joke. Oh, I can't fuck you. Not as long as Janet was here. And by here, I mean on earth. Wow. Niggie bring up his wife and kids.
Starting point is 00:07:08 I am married with a family. Girl, I got a daughter, you ain't. Oh, niggas, you're mad for that type of shit. Boy, old nigger, chasing a young bitch, all gone, man, go on. All that, hey, all that, nah. I want me to fuck your life up, you go to get on. I'm weird.
Starting point is 00:07:28 But yeah, y'all the same, man. It's just crazy. Man, it is crazy. We wouldn't have went to high school. No, that is crazy because I'm 31. Am your dad? Well, I can, that math ain't math. Hold on, shit.
Starting point is 00:07:41 You sure your dad ain't 53? Do that pop start fucking, he will fuck. Your dad might be 54. It might. Pop went place. He got to be 54. Ain't no way. Ain't no what.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Papa wouldn't play fucking when he started fucking loosed. He was fucking for real. Oh, shit. First day out. God damn. He was all. Okay, I'm mean. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Ain't no way. You're 31. I am. And your pop's 44? He likes 44 or 45. Uh-uh. He got to be older than that. No, he's not.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Yeah, you got to be. I don't know. I don't know. Pop was grown at 10. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I think we're about 10 years off. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:28 It ain't, I don't know. We, we on point with it. So he had you at 13. What? Who! But y'all, this is my biological dad. Like, so this is not my dad that raised me. This is my dad that, you know.
Starting point is 00:08:46 He still had you at 13. Yeah. Well, he raised your next. I mean, I'm just saying, though. So he really wasn't being a dad. Yeah. Well, my dad was in jail my whole life. He just got out of jail, like, this month.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I know when they say some people grow up fan, but your dad were doing all that shit at one time. Fucking in, how old is your... Never mind. I don't want to fucking know how old nobody else in the family is. It don't even fucking matter. At this point, everybody grown, and I'm just glad everybody helped it.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Amen, brother. Amen. And long as everybody's happy and healthy and safe. What more could we possibly ask for? Right. Nothing. Not shit. Well, jail, you know what?
Starting point is 00:09:36 This music kind of said. I need something more upbeat. No, it's really crazy. I need to switch the moon. But I feel like we had this conversation before our camera. Yeah, but I never knew he went to jail too. Damn, this shit about to turn into a therapy. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:09:52 It ain't. Oh, Dreader. I don't know how to say it without making it sound bad. Don't worry about it. She don't get what for it. I don't. I don't. But it ain't going to turn in on.
Starting point is 00:10:02 But it ain't going to turn in one. No, give me some jail music. Oh, God. I'm weed. What's jail music? What do you think they're listening to? Give me some jail music, jail. They got some shit.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I'm inspired, right? You ever see the little clip where the lady asked a little baby lady asked the little baby, she was like, what the dudes in Jill be rapping like? And the baby like, hmm. Jaynene, did you like the poor minds music? That's poor minds? This is not jail music.
Starting point is 00:10:34 When I heard some, when I heard some again, and I said, wait, this is the poor minds intro. I knew it was a collab, but I was like, damn, they really bringing this shit together. And I see. I never heard the whole song, though. What? Is this not the one, is it?
Starting point is 00:10:49 This is. I think that was the one before it. This not the same thing? Just the poor minds? No, this not the poor minds one. Oh. This is a jail. Yeah, this is a little, oh.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I'm weak. In that wall. This to beat all the niggas in jail would have just. They'll write a hundred songs to this bit. Eating them a little pocket. They'd be having all the spreads, ma'am. Come on, man. Hold, I got this for it.
Starting point is 00:11:19 Yeah, bitch won't answer that phone, yeah. No one has at home, yeah. She better be alone here. She better be, you know, that won't go on. That can be like the hook part. That'll be like the hook. Put that shit in the hook. They're going to fuck the free world.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Oh, nigger. You just need somebody to tap on the table with a spoon. Yeah, they wake up every day, be like, you know the four fan, let me out? Yeah, maybe. Feel bad for them nigga locked up, boy. Because some of them niggins didn't realize. They look like they'd be having a ball to me.
Starting point is 00:12:00 No, the fuck they don't. They'll be sad when them camera go out. That's a 15-second clip we're looking at. Nah, it looked like they'd be having fun, no. You think eating snacks and doing push-up as fun? All day. Hell no. I guarantee you, them niggins would trade all that fun then
Starting point is 00:12:20 to be able to go outside. You know what's fun? Oh, yeah. Do what the fuck you wanna do. When you wanna do it. Shit. Taking a shit in private. That's what.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Oh, imagine. Yeah. Being able to get in the shower about your goddamn self and close the dough and lock it if you want to. Stay in the bathroom. Long as you want to fucking want. You think eating a bunch of goddamn soups and shit all day. It's fun. This food will kill you.
Starting point is 00:12:49 No, niggas be getting out of jail and they be making them spreads and want everybody to try. That's because that's all the fuck they're used to at this point. If you eat some shit. Like, nigga, I don't want no fucking tuna with some Dorito sprinkles. Shit, you better try that shit. You better try that shit.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Drell's so bougie. So boozy. I mean, I only say that because I had to not be boozy to get boozy. You know, I've been through it. I know about the spread. How do you think I know about that? So the first nigga who tried? You tried you with it.
Starting point is 00:13:17 You tried it? I tried to spread it before. That's how nobody. What you tell him? Like, what did you like? It was too salty. Not going to lie, it was bussy. But I feel like, but I feel like it was because he was outside.
Starting point is 00:13:32 He had the best ingredients. I feel like in jail, that shit wouldn't bust in high. He had the best ingredients because he's the same ingredient. No, it ain't. Coma same. He didn't have helmins. He did not have helmets. Now, that shit might have gave him.
Starting point is 00:13:46 In prison? They had real mayo, though. Well, they spelled the whole word. That's how you know. That shit say mayonnaise. Yeah, that's some different. That's some cheap bottom shelf and shit. Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Mm-mm. Crowd shit say real mayo, eh? Yeah, that's it. But when your shit just say mayonnaise. He didn't have king of the sea. Nope. Ain't that what it's called the tuna king of the sea? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Chicken at sea. Oh my bad, she's chicken to sea. What it is when they call that shit real whip or something like that? or something shit like that. What? Like the menace... No, it's just like whipped. Whip or something.
Starting point is 00:14:21 I don't know where you're chopping. No, sandwich spread. Miracle whip way better than the mayonnaise, though. Way better. Way better. Oh my God, you agree. I would like it's hard to come across people that feel that way. I really don't give a fuck what anybody else eats.
Starting point is 00:14:38 I'm so particular in my diet that I don't really want nobody even discussing my food. So eat what you eat. Don't worry about me So you don't judge a woman Off of what she eat It's so many other things to judge a woman Off her, I don't give a fucking what she eat You should care
Starting point is 00:14:55 I don't I don't pay attention to that You know what I like I like when a woman eat all her food It's just something about that shit So let me ask you this So say you stop at a gas station or something You're getting some gas and she get out
Starting point is 00:15:09 And go get a hot dog You go with that? Yes Okay You know what Why Because I know she she can't get horny on an empty stomach.
Starting point is 00:15:19 She's going to get that just something. That's protein. She's like, yeah, I'm going to go, fuck. Let me go grab this right quick. After she walk off and laugh and fart once a good time? Mm-mm. I'm in the game. That's what she kick her shoes off and really be herself.
Starting point is 00:15:39 That's wild. That is wild. Bro, this man did with you. I would never fart in front of a nigga. I didn't say fart in front of me. I said she's gonna sneak and walk off, fake laugh, come back. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Now she wanted to cuddle up, then took her little shoes off. She bent herself now. The tone is set. The night is young. She didn't eat. She sees that there's snacks. She wanted to hit this wound,
Starting point is 00:16:06 but she don't want. She's gonna wait till I roll up one more. She want to hit the weed. We didn't found a little series and little shit to watch. We're chilling. Now we're adults. She doesn't turn the phone on
Starting point is 00:16:17 Do Not Disturb. What do you think that mean? Oh, soon as it gets to the good part of the movie, she's ready to ick some sucker. You remember me? Yeah. Yeah, you feel me? We're in there.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Yeah, yeah, she's ready to ick-s. He said, oh, he said, boom. I just see you like, I watch the movie. Yeah, yeah, it's got time with that bit to kick on in. The plane has unfolded already. You feel me? Just said a dude. different plateau.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I know that's right. She'd hit different when she's already like you. You don't have to trust her heart. You cooking for a loaf? If that's what she wants. You'll be hooking? I will, if I can, it just depends. I'm looking.
Starting point is 00:16:59 You look like you're a barbecue. This one thing that, no, I can't. He looks like he makes a good fucking bean. I can't. I can't. This little too, got to understand. It's giving briskey. Don't ever forget this.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Women like adventurous shit. Even if you can't cook, being in the kitchen and got that, even fucking up the food is fun. I'm telling you, not unless she's hungry for real. But if you're not a nigga with a backup plan, you're not a nigga out here for real. If you know you're about to fuck the food up, you order some shit and have it on the way, then just fuck the little food up. Yeah. Right. Shit, I just try some shit.
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Starting point is 00:22:10 they're gonna Alfredo your ass to death. And you gonna eat it. I am. I know. You got it. That's your go-to. That's why you responded to that. I like a little Alfredo.
Starting point is 00:22:21 But you are Alfredo or a nigga to death. You know what? I like Alfredo, but I'm not a pasta girl. What kind of girl are you? I like salmon and beans. Nobody even eat that shit together? I didn't say that eat it together. You ask what I like to eat.
Starting point is 00:22:37 I like to eat salmon. eat beans. Who do the fuck like to eat beans? Me. Don't nobody like to eat beans. Black. You and fucking gray. Nobody likes I don't give a fuck with nobody said nobody likes eating beans.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Ain't nobody just like I'm fucking with them beans today. Beans. Bees. I like you. I like your doctor have to tell you, you got to start put some more beans and you die. You need some more. Shut up. You need some work.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Your doctor got to Fiber and beans? Yeah. You need some more fiber. Yeah. You're not eating them beans on your own. Oh, I'm eating beans on my own. That nigga by Adju, he'd eat beans, man.
Starting point is 00:23:18 He disagreed with everything you said. Great difference. I cannot believe y'all don't like beans. This is crazy. Man, ain't nobody fucking with no beans, man. We have come too far with technology to still be eating beans and shit. Man, Gray don't need drink regular water. I seen him go to a story.
Starting point is 00:23:33 They got water out the back. It's like a moon jug. That nigga ain't pancakes. that don't have no pan in them. What? Like, he's really vegan, like, that plant-based... Oh, okay, I see what you're saying. That nigger don't even...
Starting point is 00:23:49 I'm telling you, bro. That nigga different. He might live in two thousand years. Bananas and peanut butter, that kind of stuff. I saw that nigga... He fucking up his aging process because you're going to fuck around and your body going to start thinking
Starting point is 00:24:02 that you actually, like, you're going to be stuck in age. You're going to really be 80, but you're going to be thinking you 30 and then get to the point. Well, you ain't, you gonna look like you can eat regular food, but you can only eat soft shit. Bananas. Like your body's so old, it ain't even gonna be to eat nothing but something so.
Starting point is 00:24:22 You still can't escape life. You're gonna look young, but them inside's gonna be old as fuck. Nap, what kind of beans you like? One day you're gonna be eating your favorite beans, Gray, and shit all up your bones. back like an embryo. What? What is snapping?
Starting point is 00:24:42 He's like a new boy in baby. I'm like shit all up his back. What happened? Granddad is them got them. I've been vegan 32 years. You like red beans. I don't want to see nothing soft, no lettuce, don't care.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Bitch, give me a bargain. If I got a shit like this anyway. I'm weak. He thinks he's gonna beat it. He not. I'll tell him all the time. Loss, he was in public. One day, that day he gonna fuck around.
Starting point is 00:25:08 and just eat a little piece of real bacon. And that shit gonna be like, it's gonna be like crazy. You're gonna be up all back. Just trembling. What's wrong, baby? Nicking the shit. Maybe I gotta tell you something.
Starting point is 00:25:21 What? I had a little piece of corner of bacon. I want some more that shit so bad. Run to Walmart with me right now if you love me. If you love me. Only if you love me. I'm weak. As long as you ever try to be vegan?
Starting point is 00:25:37 Hell no. I don't get it like this. I was... Man, that niggins are you going to let this to work. Oh my God. Man, my niggins had been inviting me to Thanksgiving for eight years. I'm like, no. I love y'all the death.
Starting point is 00:25:56 I'm not coming over there. I'm hungry of a motherfucker. They eat mushroom chicken wings and shit. I don't want to get that damn shit. The cauliflower turn of meat. Call them for a turkey. I'm biting to a piece of chicken and there is mushrooms on the inside. I'm not going to all that goddamn shit over there that look like real food, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Nog the cheese, no cheese. Yeah. Just Mac. No, I'm pro. I am pro being in a turkey. No, you got to try this turkey and this turkey. Did you hear what the fuck you just said? I don't want to eat shit I got to use my imagination on.
Starting point is 00:26:34 No. Okay, you like ribs? Okay, you're gonna love this cauliflower. No, the fuck I'm not. Don't try to compare this to some... Tell me what the fuck this is. Stop making this shit look like other shit. Will I be vegan?
Starting point is 00:26:51 Bitch, I don't eat like vegetables. You don't eat vegetables? Fuck, no. Man, that nigga sent the burger back because they had a tomato on that motherfucker. Oh, I don't play about that shit. Hey man, who the fuck did that? I thought they cooked the burger wrong.
Starting point is 00:27:04 That nigga don't even want to see a tomato. How do you get your nutrients? Your bones? Off this hell. Try to break one of them. Come up. Them just you ain't look for them as long. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Hell no. No, being vegan is cool, I guess, if that's what you want to do. But I just be feeling like it's crazy when you start making the vegetables in the shape of, like, meat. Uh-uh. Like, you got waterchoke and look like chicken. I grew. That's wild. Man, I grew up.
Starting point is 00:27:34 You might as well just eat some chicken. With my great-grandma. She had the mindset. from back in the day you ever had a whole meal with just sides that's fucking that was I was like never again you can wait to get grown what sometimes they were cooked food in Mississippi and I just be yelling we are free we don't have to eat this shit no more like look at this house is every time y'all make neck bones round this motherfucker they get to pass an obituaries around the shit.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I don't like the tone in the house when y'all cooked certain shit. It'd just be saddened in the month. Since out of nowhere, Mahia Jackson started playing. Like, what is this shit? I'm weak. I had a flashback.
Starting point is 00:28:22 That's okay. I'm going through something. Hey, welcome back to the 85 South show. Yeah. Yeah. Loz, there's some of vegans who do, like, real drugs. What you think about a vegan on crack? That's their shit.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Do whatever. What? You might as well eat chicken, niggins. No. You're doing crap. Yeah, you're doing crap. Hey, man. I really care about your health.
Starting point is 00:28:49 This is the crazy thing about it. I believe shit anyway. Because I saw a video where a nigger said, we've been eating fake meat the whole time anyway. That shit might be, I might be, I might be, I already ate. the shit. But they trick me though. Mm.
Starting point is 00:29:09 People on tricking me. Find me the shit that tastes like Wendy's when they had the yellow bag. And I see. I am. I'll be vegan today if they find me some shit when they had the soggy fries. Oh, why did they ever go to them sea salt fry? I don't know. That was stupidest shit.
Starting point is 00:29:26 It's got to be at least one windus left in America. Yeah. And if we ever find them, we're pulling up. Oh, let me introduce. The lovely ladies that we have in here with us today. You see how I put the paws in there? Because y'all lovely. Lovely as a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:29:45 You in these boots? And my auntie boots. And don't forget about them. It's giving me some feelings. I ain't felt. And you with this goddamn federal corrections, gray on. What's wrong with you? Just looking like the baddest bitch on death wrong.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Period. Nothing other than Lexington Drell. Poor lives. What's saying? You got a little range. He's been up. Y'all, ya, what's been up? This is my, what they call it, hooch?
Starting point is 00:30:23 Y'all in sync like that. Why do you know that? I know a lot of things. You said, what? Y'all in sync like that. When I said poor mind, y'all started drinking. started drinking. Is that the cold word or something? You notice. I know shit different because like you can look at your boots until you
Starting point is 00:30:41 that came up. Oh my God. Period. Fucks with it. Thank you. Good to see y'all again. I'm glad to be bad. We didn't get on the couch in a minute. Why not? I mean, you know, we was going through an upgrading process, you know. This what it is? We're not staying right here. I mean, it was cool, but we're not staying right here. Why? What's on it? I'm about I'm feeling the lady's motherfucker out night and like it need to be late. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I'm trying to get in touch with some people who are good at building sets and things in that nature would be the perfect time for me to throw the opportunity out there. You know, we're looking for some people who bring my vision to life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:19 On the black people budget. There's a lot of space in here. See, as soon as I say the word budget, you know, niggins show them. I'm weak. If you wanted to get Chad to come in a room, Just say budgie. Budgey.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Like that nigga heard that shit. I'm like, that niggas ain't home. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. What budget? Who said, what? No way. Nah, but we're about to take this shit to another level. You see, I got some art over there.
Starting point is 00:31:47 We're trying to find some different looks. We got a whole bunch of shit. We gotta bring the vision to life. I like it. I'm thinking something with like some dark stained cherry wood. Oh, put him up in something nice. Get him a little booth, you know, something probably about where he could chill and do his thing.
Starting point is 00:32:02 I like that. He needs a drawer. He needs a drawer. What his nap get? Because he got the family reunion table. Damn. Nah, don't get shit. I want him.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I'm mad to make sure he pay for that jacket. Mm-hmm. I'm checking the, I'm going through the receipts now. I ain't saying his name come up on none of the shit he'd been wearing. Damn. Damn. Yeah, so. I know he got money.
Starting point is 00:32:24 He works. At least Knav got a jacket. He worked. Yeah, it must be nice to have a jacket. Oh. Hmm. I don't put in years in debt. Wow, now that you mentioned it,
Starting point is 00:32:34 that might be one of y'all. Y'all want a jacket? We've been wanting a Jackie. We put it in a request. Ben. Y'all had the bags laid out with everybody's name on it. We was like. And Ryan said, oh, yeah, I think y'all have one.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Actually. What bag? They had, like, all the jackets and bags that had everybody's name on it. And we didn't get a Jackie. Or a bag. Wow. I ain't even gonna lie of y'all. I could at least got a bag.
Starting point is 00:33:05 And you put that motherfucker home, though? The kid's back. I could at least got a bad. You feel so, I'm gonna use a word like prestige. Oh. You see how he do? I see why he says you act like Aretha Franklin. What?
Starting point is 00:33:21 When the fuck he ever said some shit like that? I'm glad you still able to hear it when you hear it. You ain't never said it. You know all he talked like that. How you know he ain't say that? Are you sure? I ain't say that. I didn't say a lot of shit.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I take full responsibility for the shit that I say. I didn't say that. What? What? You buy yourself on this one, kid. I can you say?
Starting point is 00:33:50 Can I please ask, what do Arisa Franklin act like? A diva. Oh. You're a better way to say that. Yeah, we don't even knew that. Nah, on some other shit. I'm messy. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Don't let that ever stop you though. See, their jacket block off all that shit. We hate him. You can't even get through this. This jacket is like a stealing protection. It's armor. A brotherhood. Nothing what family we wear this jacket.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Damn! I see the undertones. I see y'all got the same shoes on and shit like that. We do. I can tell y'all been getting money together. Probably bought them at the same time. all of them at the same time laughing loud as fucking in the people's talking.
Starting point is 00:34:33 And we're getting money, hey. Ah, you got to tooth. What you're saying? Yeah, a lot of little shit been going on by my back done. Man, why you all got to turn them and shit? Yeah, it ain't just you, I see how shit is going. You know what I mean? It's good.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Hey, what Dr. Drake say, never let me slip, because when I slipped in, I'm slipping. Why you didn't wear your brunch boots? Wow. Wow. The one you bought with legs. Well, I didn't. We didn't get some...
Starting point is 00:35:01 I didn't. We didn't go get no... No. We was like this. No. See, you play too much and you don't know. People are fucking around and be believing that shit. So y'all get, y'all, y'all get, ugh, y'all get boots and shit.
Starting point is 00:35:13 No, hell no, you always start... You always start... You always start some shit, bro. Your exes don't let go. We got video footage of that. But we ain't gonna put it out there like that. You think I forgot because it's a new year. Same shit though.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Yeah. What's the world? Carlos Miller, Manjico Bean. Noah's Hannity. And we got a special announcement, man. We got something special coming. But instead of us telling you when it's coming, we're going to let them tell you.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Who we got coming? That's right. Netflix, June 20. Get on Legend. We got a Netflix special. We got a Netflix special. We got a Netflix special. We got a Netflix special.
Starting point is 00:35:57 We got a Netflix special. We got a Netflix special. We got an Netflix special. We got an Netflix special. That's right. To the 20th of 85th show live on Netflix. Kill your name of password. So you can watch us on your name of the password.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Still your name but password. Be careful when you have with this. Why? Oh, nigga, I don't hang with them. You heard the stories. Oh, Nah, you be hanging with us. Until I see it's about to go, look. Like, yeah, let me get on.
Starting point is 00:36:41 When I see Lake started getting up dancing, pushing bitches out the way, I said, yeah, let me go. Yeah. That we meet to the dance for a move, bitch. Yeah. It gets wild. To dance. Y'all got a different audience over that.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Nowb enjoys y'all crowd a whole lot more. a whole lot more than he lets on. I've seen him. Get ready. Oh, you don't have to tell us, we know. He'd be there early and shit, and he'd be at the shit at 6.30 and shit. Oh, time.
Starting point is 00:37:08 We walk in the venue, he's like, man, y'all good, sir? Yeah. Where y'all at? Y'all straight? I did the sound check for us all, really. Yeah. That nigga be geek about that show. He'd be having a ball.
Starting point is 00:37:17 We had fun on tour last shit. We did. We had a good time. It was fine. It'd be fine. Ladies be up there twirking and shit. Twirking. The girls be lit.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Real. It's a party. Talking loud, asking questions. Sound just like me. You sing a hit after hit. And it don't stop. You selling makeup and lip gloss and socks and shit. All the above. I'm over here.
Starting point is 00:37:44 I don't got to me yet, but this is a good idea. They're all the way. I'm over here just hustling, man, trying to get my own chips like boozy. Got my own shirts like tea. Get it. Like who? T.
Starting point is 00:38:00 T. Church. Oh, okay. Got it. Keep up. Man, I know you've been locked up, but I need you to stay sharp. They're sharp.
Starting point is 00:38:08 I'm weak. Jay Owen got colorways and shit. Like, he got a purple on. Ooh. Can't tell that nigga he ain't got down who he think he is right now. Big face. Look at his pink-ass bike.
Starting point is 00:38:20 I'm gonna get to y'all. I don't know who they made it for. I was riding it. She was Ronnie. I did. This was a nice. bike but it's just... It's big. It hurt my booty. I don't think I can ride that. That's what she said.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Hey, welcome back to their fast-sab show. These necks all up over the Chin area. Me now, poor math, J-O-N, intellectual pimper, and property. Ladies, 2023. Mm-hmm. What type of bullshit can we expect from y'all? Bullshit. Just, you know, from the female gender. That's shit y'all on these days. Any new lives? came out? No, but we wait on the new niggas to come out.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I love a good lie now. I'll lie about anything. Just to see if you can still pull it off. Just to see if I still got it. The latest lie you told the niggins. That worked. I don't know. That one right there. That one always worked. Yeah. You know exactly what you lied about last.
Starting point is 00:39:19 I don't be lying in it because I told them the truth. That shit ain't going to work. What you mean? Because niggas like the illusion. It might be why shit ain't been working out. Not saying that shit ain't working out, I'm just saying it. I like the illusion.
Starting point is 00:39:38 How you know shit not working up? I'm saying that I read the comment for a lot of motherfuckers. See, I'll be telling them all the time. They think I'm crazy. Keep the illusion up. Even if you being real, you got to keep a little mystery about you. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Because once a motherfucker learn your routine, they kind of threw fucking with you. You kind of bored. You kind of uninteresting. Kind of about to get ready to get replaced because... Sometimes you get to do so out the walls. You got to be spontaneous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Come home, dressed like you just left a rodeo. And you just came from your house? Fuck you in. Don't worry about it. Why do you got them big... Okay, yeah. Why do you got them boots on? Sometimes you need some things that you can't explain.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Period. Right. I like the way you think. I'm going to use some of them lies. Yeah. Sometimes you just got. You gotta throw him a laugh sometimes. Man, why are you over there playing with her?
Starting point is 00:40:29 Oh. Why he laughed like that? I'm glad you laughed at me. That sounded like a little lifetime movie quote. But no, man, I was just being mischievous. You look like you was a mischievous child. Drell said she's looking for a whole new batch of niggas. Like, that's what the women are looking for.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Oh, yeah. What's the most niggas you ever had in rotation at once? at once. In at once? Yeah. How many niggas is two minutes? I'm not gonna lie. I can't really rotate that mean niggas at one.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Two? Two. What's my max? I can't rotate a lot of niggas. You asked me? 16. No, you lying, man. I was practicing.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I was practicing. No, see, rotation. Rotation don't mean you fucking. You fucking. What? What? Make it be mad horny. No, I misheard it.
Starting point is 00:41:29 I'm saying rotation late. Like, you know, you're swapping them out. You might go on a day with one. Might go to brunch with one. At 16. Dinner. I was just kidding. But what's the most?
Starting point is 00:41:41 One. I'm a lady of the Lord. Amen. I like that about you, too. Yes. I don't do that. I go to church. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:51 I read the Bible. So what's the most? Amen. one. For real. And it is the Lord. Why you don't believe her? Because Lex, I forgot. She doesn't tell me stories. My man is the Lord and I refuse you say it! She called her one day, Chris. Bro, he called me again. For real?
Starting point is 00:42:14 No! That's the type of relationship y'all got? No! Don't, we got... I love you y'all was on the phone. Who? Me and now? I always call now. He left me at Houston. Come. Don't pick me up. Don't pick up some. So you gotta stop that cheese?
Starting point is 00:42:26 Wow. She won't know. Who even eating at Houston's in 2020? That shit. I wouldn't. Facts. I snuck and went right before the end of the year. I ain't gonna care.
Starting point is 00:42:35 I had to, because I didn't know if the protest was still on. I think the devil was like five years. Nobody updated me. You don't move in Houston? I had to go in there at Hawaii. Don't judge me. Don't judge me. The Spanish deal.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Hey, I went in there and I had to have that at Hawaiian. at Hawaiian, brother. Oh, boy, talk your shit. That motherfucker. That's where you take your hose. No. You do not take holes in no goddamn use. Where you take hose?
Starting point is 00:43:04 American Deli. Okay. She ordered that 10 piece of old flats. Extra wet. Extra lemon pepper. She want all their drinks. Yep. Hot sauce on the fry.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Mouth sauce on the side. Y'all are terrible. Them wings at American Deli is too little. That's why she- You really need a 20-piece if you're going to order a 10-piece. I know. She's going to eat 12 or not.
Starting point is 00:43:28 She's going to heat up, eight-up, late on in the middle of the night. I don't eat the light. Just some eight-town shit. And if it ain't no American-Del or close, you can get a J.R. Cris. If you just got to have some wings.
Starting point is 00:43:41 That blue cheese. That's a date night with Carlo? Me too what? The blue cheese be too high. What's a date night where Carlos looks like? Oh, you're a blue cheese, nigger. You don't like ranch.
Starting point is 00:43:50 First of all, date night with me, I don't know. I don't know if I won't participate in that. What was the last good date you've been on? Oh, man. The last good date that I went on, it was phenomenal, right? So check this out. This nice little family-owned restaurant. So I call ahead, make sure it's completely empty.
Starting point is 00:44:18 That's because I'm a big stepping like this. stepping like that so we go up in there and I'm like yeah yeah take me to my spot so we go in there order this delicious meal and I'm just chilling you know we're just in there we got the place for ourselves there's some fucking classic black people music playing like what was they playing oh all the hits from from little Frankie Beverly all that that did come on oh no so yeah that was a nice date I went to this shit called, what was this shit? Like, it was kind of like a, not a planetarium,
Starting point is 00:44:57 but the shit where they make the shit look like you out of space. A luminarium. Oh. I don't want to go to that. I know. It's nice. That's what I'm on. So do you look that up or you let them choose what type of shit?
Starting point is 00:45:13 Hey, man, when you pay it, it don't matter. That's one thing you got to, you niggas have to know I see a lot of back and forth about who does what. Don't matter. She'll plan the whole date out as long as you pay for this shit. That's true.
Starting point is 00:45:29 That's when you're big stepping. I don't want to go overboard, though. That's what you got a date with confidence, sir. You just let a motherfucker know that you got limited resources. Right. But look, you need to find some way
Starting point is 00:45:42 you can just be limited to what's in your resources. See, when the new batch of niggas come out, you need to train them. They're not coming out. It's more niggas going in than coming out. I think they is coming out. This can't be all the niggas that God gave us.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Not unless you're about to fuck with some new niggas who was born in goddamn 2000. No, I feel like God hid some niggas from like 1983. He didn't. I'm a nigga from 83. Trust me. You are? Yeah. I guess you're dead well.
Starting point is 00:46:13 I did not know that. I was out here. A lot of them niggins. didn't make it. A lot of them niggas got... Where did they go? They got killed early. Oh, y'all laughing. I'm glad the new niggas.
Starting point is 00:46:23 No, I'm not the new niggas is coming out. You know, like... Oh, the black, think of all the niggas who ain't here no more. Who got killed for their Jordans? Who got killed for the 20s? No. Niggas who got killed in 98, 99.
Starting point is 00:46:35 That was going to be in 2000. All that gun violence. Look up what was going on in the world during these times. Niggas was really getting killed over Jordans. That was a real thing. I got killed over a Pop-Pas chicken sandwich when they dropped.
Starting point is 00:46:48 You can go around this room and ask how many. You remember that? It was on the news. I bet at least three black men in this room got stole on by an adult nigger who stole their shoes. Grown niggas was robin' little kids. Nobody's trying to look at me out of eye right now. Everybody like, shit, ain't me.
Starting point is 00:47:05 You ain't a grown, it's necessarily like a right of passage as a black man. If you ain't never had a pair of Jordan stolen or taken from you, you didn't have no real joy. Yeah. The new batch of niggas that are coming out are the ones that are getting a divorce. Those are going to be the new niggas on the streets.
Starting point is 00:47:20 You got a good point. You know, make y'all think that this. I'm telling me that's what happened. Let's just say hypothetically. So new niggins did come out. How long do you think they would last in this environment? Do you think they're going to be better for y'all than the niggas who've been dealing with y'all already?
Starting point is 00:47:36 The new niggas going to be like, uh-uh, not, no. We're going back to where the fuck we were. You think they've been, we don't have a box. There's some niggas from 83. Nigger, follow us. I know what some pussy is from 83. These motherfuckers don't do them none of this shit. They was born in 83.
Starting point is 00:47:52 They don't know nothing about a pussy. I was born in 83. Yes, I do. And I remember back in the day, all the pussy we ever wanted had held on it. And then the game changed. And then that's what split half was. Half of them niggas were like, this new bald pussy,
Starting point is 00:48:07 it's a squiggly. And then some of us was like, no man, we'll stay over here. pussy pussy hair on it bro it's wetter it's better and it makes me feel good about myself and then it's like so that was half half it was half and half do you really feel like it's a difference yes yes okay you know you you you are of the younger generation sorry Carlos no I'm with that generation I just like pussy he don't care yeah Didn't I tell you it was split?
Starting point is 00:48:46 Just like, exactly. I'm not gonna stop, like, whoa, bitch, you gotta have. I'm happy to have a pussy. I'm happy to have a pussy. I ain't gonna fuck nothing up and ask you what you got going on. I talk shit after I fuck. But you didn't even say that shit, that I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:02 I don't. I don't. Right, because I feel like bald pussy, that's like how your lady acts with her wig on. What? But then when the pussy got hounded, that's how she acted, that's how she'd act with their wig off.
Starting point is 00:49:18 That's the real pussy. That's the real. That's the pussy. She was hiding from you at first. Anybody can go get a smooth, anybody can go get a smooth cooge, but what that real pussy looked like when shit ain't going so well.
Starting point is 00:49:31 What if we was trapped and the power was out for three weeks? Let me see what she's working with. Do you got, okay, all right. This is bad as it's it. See, I can fuck with this. Hey, well, you're a genius now. Don't never let a nigger tell you ain't. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Robben, I'm the type of nigger. I'm the type of nigger. I don't want to, I don't want to just lay up. I got to rub on some coocha hair, so I can come up with some better ideas. Not you swilling your fingers through the hair. This show came from me rubbing on some cooja hair. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:50:04 What is going to be? What is going to be? That means you was musted without it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:50:13 I cannot. How you just going to start getting musted out of the lower? I think hair makesheap must be. Listen, man. But Loz, what about the underarm have? The older's linger on hair. That's what I'm saying the same. I would say I know you put the underarm.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Damn, you just act like I asked like for a pussy after or something. I'm just saying... You like a pussy afro. I want to be able to braid you. I like a grown woman pussy. He want to pity. really be cool with a lot of shit that I don't be asking for much yeah but that way I don't make sure you know bald pussy that's just too explicit but like something happened but you have a lot going on
Starting point is 00:50:55 down here so if it's all that here you might start a five it might get tangled so y'all exaggerating it like you always do mm-mm it's too much no I feel like ball pussy is doing way too much Like, ma'am, have you no shame? Nope, it's time to set it at eyes. You can't trick me. You see what I'm saying? They're trying to give the appearance of a new pussy. But it's young.
Starting point is 00:51:22 It's used. It's used. Trying to make it look new. Well, it's your refurbish. What a nigga do when he's trying to look young? Shave all the hair off his face? This pussy's old, man. I don't like refurbish cars.
Starting point is 00:51:36 No. That's different. That's still a whole value. What? Nah, see, pussyhole bell you too. Do it don't. Have three bad boyfriends in a row. I thought you was about to say have three bad babies.
Starting point is 00:51:50 No, it don't even take a baby. Just fuck with three of the wrong niggas in a row and watch what happened. Oh. What? It just started to appreciate him. Oh, nigg. Don't nobody like me because I keep it so real with you. Do you know how many pusses out here that just?
Starting point is 00:52:09 out here that don't nobody want. It doesn't matter how you dresses up or try to give it away. Don't nobody want it? We live in Atlanta. Look how many women out here got high quality pussy the time you like.
Starting point is 00:52:22 You ain't going to be able to fucking because you don't have time to meet them. I'm too weak. There's so much pussy in this city that can't possibly give it all the way. You heard all the excuses women make for not being able to find a nigga in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:52:38 It's more niggins in Atlanta that like women than anything. It's you. It is you. Nobody cares how good you look, how successful you are. It is you. You just not the type of chick
Starting point is 00:52:53 that niggas in Atlanta like. Move this San Antonio. My San Antonio. You're not the shit in Atlanta. You feel entitled to a nigga. Oh, I'm a good woman. Who validated this? Show me some notarized paperwork
Starting point is 00:53:09 that proves what the fuck you're saying is true, ma'am. Niggas in Atlanta be like your niggas, too. But ain't nothing wrong with that either. This is why we need shit like this. You know the type of clown-ass women in Atlanta? There's some fucking weird-ass women out here and don't nobody never talk about them.
Starting point is 00:53:29 You know why? Because we're too busy going to find ones who are not weird. It's some weird-ass ladies out here. And they'd be like, y'all be inviting women to your crib? No, do you know how many weird-ass people I had to make sure that don't even follow me when I leave their ass tonight? I hope I never see her again.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Your entire identity has been fabricated. Your beloved brother goes missing without a trace. You discover the depths of your mother's illness, the way it has echoed and reverberated throughout your life, impacting your very legacy. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. And these are just a few of the profound and powerful stories I'll be mining on our 12th season of Family Secrets.
Starting point is 00:54:18 With over 37 million downloads, we continue to be moved and inspired by our guests and their courageously told stories. I can't wait to share 10 powerful new episodes with you, stories of tangled up identities, concealed truths, and the way in which family secrets almost always need to be told. I hope you'll join me and my extraordinary guests for this new season of family secrets. Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:54:52 The OGs of Uncensored Motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the host of the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect podcast network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like
Starting point is 00:55:10 witty women, then this is your tribes. With guests like Corinne Steffens. I've never seen so many women protect predatory men. And then me too happened. And then everybody else want to get pissed off because the white said it was okay. Problem. My oldest daughter, her first day in ninth grade, and I called to ask how I was going. She was like,
Starting point is 00:55:26 oh, dad, all they were doing was talking about your thing in class. I ruined my baby's first day of high school. and slumflower. What turns me on is when a man sends me money. Like, I feel the moisture between my legs when the man sends me money. I'm like, oh my God, it's go time. You actually sent it?
Starting point is 00:55:43 Listen to the Good Mom's Bad Choices podcast. Every Wednesday. On the Black Effect Podcast Network. The IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you go to find your podcast. Do you remember Vine? It changed the internet forever, and it vanished in its prime. I'm Benedict Townsend, and this is Vine, six seconds that changed. changed the world, the untold story of genius, betrayal, and the app that died so that TikTok
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Starting point is 00:56:53 Adventure should never come with a pause button. Remember the movie pass era? Where you could watch all the movies you wanted for just $9? It made zero sense, and I could not stop thinking about it. I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech podcast, there are no girls on the internet. On this new season, I'm talking to the innovators who are left out of the tech headlines. Like the visionary behind a movie pass, Black founder Stacey Spikes, who was pushed out of movie pass, the company that he founded.
Starting point is 00:57:20 His story is wild, and it's currently the subject of a juicy new HBO documentary. We dive into how culture connects us. When you go to France or you go to England, or you go to Hong Kong. Those kids are wearing Jordans. They're wearing Kobe's shirt. They're watching Black Panther. And the challenges of being a Black founder.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Close your eyes and tell me what a tech founder looks like. They're not going to describe someone who looks like me and they're not going to describe someone who looks like you. I created There Are No Girls on the Internet because the future belongs to all of us. So listen to There Are No Girls on the Internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What makes one weird? Okay, some of these chicks out here are lame as fuck. They blame and they do shit like they idolize fucking women on social media.
Starting point is 00:58:11 They're like, don't nobody want to fuck with a bitch who got to look up to another bitch? You got a hero. What is wrong with you? That's real. No, what I think I'm like a hero is wild. Don't know what a follower-ass bitch. She got to look up to another bitch She got to get all her outfits from some shit
Starting point is 00:58:34 Somebody else already wore She don't have no opinion about what she liked She can only like what these other motherfuckers like I ain't seen the bitch do nothing original yet You go get your hell like that Everything you want you gotta tell them Who I already got it Do my shit like hers
Starting point is 00:58:51 Or do my I want that shit that she got Like what do you like What do you know What a Michelle Obama's he wrote That's different Bro, she can't afford the shit that Michelle Obama like. Oh, me. Ain't nobody found the way.
Starting point is 00:59:02 That shit that Michelle Obama liked, they sell that shit in the front of Macy's. Maybe. She'd be right there on the side. Get the Michelle Obama gillet. Like, man, 12 of them. I can't. That was the wrong example. So are-
Starting point is 00:59:17 Are men weird if they look up to you? Niggas should not be looking up to me. Why? Because they should be on their own mission. They should listen to all the shit. all the shit that I say and do the opposite. Right, because we are not the same. Like, my logic, what don't mean?
Starting point is 00:59:35 My logic is not gonna work for you. We don't sling the same kind of dick. Uh-huh. We don't spend the same amount. So the shit I get away with, you gonna get put out for doing. Yeah, I talk shit, but I'm like, I talk big shit on camera.
Starting point is 00:59:52 I might go home and apologize all night, eat ass, and take this bitch shopping in the morning. I could just be capping on this motherfucker. Mood. Don't never assume you know me because of some shit I said. Nick, I'm getting over, bitch. I'm entertainment. For entertainment purposes only.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Don't ever think I told you the truth. I lied to you, I tricked you. I made you believe the shit I said. That's how I got over in the game, babe. You've been tricked. All this shit is fake. It's entertainment. You shouldn't be watching comedians
Starting point is 01:00:20 trying to get life advice in the first fucking place. There's better people out here that can tell you better shit. shit. They went to school. I didn't. I smoked weed and sucked tinnies. Why are you listening to me? You fucked up. This is my free time. This is a fucking podcast. We're not providing life information. It's better shit to listen to if you need help. Niggas on couch like this. They got a whole website called BetterHelp and you missed it to me. Maybe I'm gonna talk to her right now.
Starting point is 01:00:58 You need to a comedian talking about what kind of pussy I'm like, and you make a life decisions off of that information. Damn. I'm done. I'm just been talking about if I like, I told you exactly what kind of pussy I like, and you think they're gonna be able to pull some shit from this and be like, he's a good person.
Starting point is 01:01:16 I'm fucked up. And he might go home, apologize, eat ass on. I might eat ass all night and play Lenny Williams, and then we might go to Mace and then we might go to Mace than get her a Michelle Obama dress in the morning. Straight out the Martha Stewart Collection. Oh, my goodness. You don't know what type of nigger have.
Starting point is 01:01:36 I'm glad you said that. That's why I don't think none of this advice shit going to work because we just all got, you know, motherfucking fucking. And different people bring different shit out of you those. Exactly. That's true. Exactly. But I don't want to put it all on the women.
Starting point is 01:01:49 I just think people in Atlanta are weird. We know we can't blame nothing on the women. Everything that happens in the world is our fault. As long as you know. Well, I'm just kidding. I didn't say that. I'm just saying it's weird men too. I know.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Like, it's weird out here. But the moment that motherfucker stopped breaking up for cheating is the moment that the game gonna change. Right. Now, that's what you need to say in to the camera. All right. You're just gonna have to accept it. Except cheating?
Starting point is 01:02:16 No, I'm not saying except cheating. I'm just saying. But if you know a motherfucker love you and they made a mistake, you that ain't about. See, he didn't been through this shit before. So, y'all girl, I don't cheat on you.
Starting point is 01:02:26 You saying? Don't clap for that. Don't clap for that. I'm walking on with through that shit, man. He clapped hard. I never said, I never said nothing. This shit was right. But I'm just saying, sometimes women, y'all just
Starting point is 01:02:37 got to, like, be patient with them, bro. Don't be patient. Now, you're staying with your girl, she cheated on you? Yes, he is. He did already. You stayed with your girl, she cheat on you. What I did? You didn't see the last episode.
Starting point is 01:02:48 He didn't cuss his baby mom and baby daddy. He, yeah. He died. Wait, what? You was fighting the other baby daddy? It's getting hot. No, that's what I mean. Not where baby daddies of Atlanta.
Starting point is 01:03:00 That's on some other shit. That's a wild. Oh, you should have never told me that. You know, bring that up every chance again. Come on, bro. With the goddamn challenger with the duo. Oh, wow. Come outside, fuck, niggas.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Only thing save him is the dude from the sheriff's department and watch the show. Come on now. Come on, I'm gonna take you home. No. You need to calm down. down. Hey, now,
Starting point is 01:03:26 you're this close to going. Now, I'm upset with you. Oh, babe, you don't have a lot for a person. I'm just fucking around. Mm-hmm. So you staying with your girl, she cheat? Uh-uh. Why not?
Starting point is 01:03:39 Because I'm insecure. I'm gonna just be honest. We're gonna shoot you get straight to the point. That means. There's so many questions I might have to ask. No, I'm not. You know, I'm leaving because I know I can't do it.
Starting point is 01:03:50 She out here. What made you do it? She had, she didn't decide it. that we had enough pussy in our relationship for her to give some away. And I've been in this relationship and I know that we then came very close to running out of pussy a lot of times.
Starting point is 01:04:07 It's selfish of you to make those type of decisions without me. And if you feel like you could just take pussy out of our house, that me and you agree. This is like, that's just like if you took some money out of our account. and just spin it on a, no. So why can you cheat? All right, let me ask you this, Nah.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Wait a minute. I never did. I don't do that. I'm a very prestigious black man. He said we're supposed to forgive for cheating. I did not. I was talking to the people on those people out there. You didn't put cheating on that black man.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Okay, Nav, let me ask you this. All the men in the room. Let me ask y'all this. Would you rather, hold up, hold up. Would you rather catch your girl? Fucking another nigga or paying another nigga bills. Oh shit, boy. That's dumb as a motherfucker, boy.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Bitch, you made the whole sugar mama? Ah. You're gonna say, fuck the nigga, you're paying his knicker. What? You rather catch up paying his bills? Oh yeah, you're a young nigga. You're a young, too. You're a young nigga, boy.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Oh, now she can suck that meat. It's getting wild again. Just getting wild again. Do you see that? Do you see that? That's, I told you, that's, that nigga represents another third of me. He don't give a fuck that you cheated.
Starting point is 01:05:34 All he wanna know is, did you suck the nigga dig or not? See, that's what's gonna make him walk out. He would have stayed if you would be like, babe, I fuck somebody, like yeah, okay, you suck that nigga dick. And then you think telling him the truth is about to save your relationship. You tell that nigga, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:52 Yes, that nigga pack up everything he ever brought over there. That nigga might take the ice out the ice tray. But you got something learned. Y'all are cheating on me. Gonna suck a nigga, dick. And sucking dick, bitch! That's what's gonna get you called a bitch. Right there.
Starting point is 01:06:11 What? That's a different level later. What, ladies, it's perfectly fine for you to cheat on the nigga. But if you suck a dick, bitch, you is cheating, cheating. There's y'all street. You're ready to move out if you out here cheat. And you cheat me. You're in love.
Starting point is 01:06:27 You're in love. You're in love. You're all. Oh, brother. Being meat to me is okay. To him. I told you. But once you put it in your mouth,
Starting point is 01:06:38 but once you put it in your mouth, you're out of line. You're all straight. Y'all street. You might spend a block after a bitch don't cheat. But you don't saw that bitch. You don't know. But you don't know. blow-down motherfucker in the world.
Starting point is 01:06:54 You suck a dead. Hey, a nigga fucking ride to tell her nigga mom at the goddamn grocery store. What happened? You at my door. Man, that dick suck his dick. Miss Warren, the big suck dick. That's all I was.
Starting point is 01:07:10 Oh, I didn't know what. I don't know what. And I stopped on there. Your game was gone. Your TV was gone. I asked her what happened. She said, you just looked. You just left.
Starting point is 01:07:22 No, I didn't leave. Like she sucked the nigger dick and I left. She said things didn't work out. Oh, my God. Miss Margaret's shoes. That is the nail in the coffee. Oh, Lord. She's a dick, she's gone.
Starting point is 01:07:40 That's not dramatic. That should make me write a Facebook status. What? What? You can't trust. That's the type of shit that's making a nigga cut his dreads on. No me. Back to the base and never let all this shit go.
Starting point is 01:08:00 Hey, waves ain't in yet, forgive me a few months. Oh my gosh. Boys, if you think I'm lying, boy, ask anybody, boy. Oh, my God. You don't, some shit you don't get over. When she's sucking dick, she is old. Oh, it's out, it's over. When she's sucking dick, she's out of the dog.
Starting point is 01:08:22 She's gone. She gone, boy. That'd make a nigga move back home to another state. Hey, y'all. Boy, you were, man, I ain't seen you back. You know I moved back to Texas, boy. When, nigga, this shit, this shit happens so fast. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:38 If you, if you, if you bet, fuck, you can't picture how the nigga fucker, but you can picture how that bitch suck. It's too big a way. You know she good at it. She said she did, that's the best she she do. Oh my God. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:08:55 She'll phone with her. She put the dick off her head on her ear like a cigarette and everything, she. It's over with. What I was doing that night, what I was doing that night when you went and sucked the dick. Hey, niggum o'haired nowhere to go. He's leaving that motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:09:15 He's leaving. All right, you got it. All right, you got it. You got it. No, not that's it. Hey, what about what you said? Nika voice is just gone when you say that. It's like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:28 So you said this, wow. Wow. Shit, that's what we're doing. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, shit. What my keys is that? Where my motherfucking keys? Hey, hell lie, you fuck me up with this.
Starting point is 01:09:45 Oh, shit. Oh, yes. But no vote told me, though. Hey, I ain't wanna this. Hey, my boy, hey, my boy, where you, when you leave here, where you at? Ah, my aunt's still gonna take it. Hey, let's get out this motherfucker, boy.
Starting point is 01:10:04 Oh, shit. Whoa. Hey, maybe, hurt. You're like, I feel like I'm gonna say. Your homeowner, you're in here and you and say this shit now. Hey, Mom, boy, you're in the crib. I'm gonna pull up. Ooh, shit.
Starting point is 01:10:19 He's got a top. He's got the top. Ah, shit. You go on, Mr. Ray. I ain't shit to him, boy. It's really crazy when you get older and realize we've all lived the same life. The exact same life. We all have went through the same life.
Starting point is 01:10:37 That shit is crazy. Some of that shit just hit different. But y'all do all that still come back, especially if you're your best eater. Niggins were not leaving my best eater. You don't get over it. It's a best that you got in somewhere. She's going to leave.
Starting point is 01:10:53 That's the thing about it. Like, as time goes on and I get older, I see what, like some of them. You don't have a lot of best eaters. I had a few. I'm talking about like some real goblers. I knew some of the best dick suckers in the world. In the world? In the world.
Starting point is 01:11:08 They are magnificent moms now. Magnificent. I'm talking about it's like they, it's like, Man, if the world knew that that bitch is really Batman, she really a superhero. Like, I know, what? I know it, but if the world knew that, but I, ooh. They had your toes curling in the boots.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Man, I'm talking about sound like the washing machine when you open the lid up. You know it's serious to me at the boot tongue. You know, they started scratching the sheep, grabbing the bed with those toes. No, no, else is the question. About the boots. About, no, you're not about those fucking,
Starting point is 01:11:47 about the paying the bills and fucking. And the sex includes. She's sucking dick. He's sucking dick. Mouth to meat. Bologna to bologna. We're paying bills, bro. Like, she makes sure this nigga ain't got a word about it.
Starting point is 01:12:06 I'm talking about he got extra money. Who is out here paying niggas bills? I'm saying, Joe, it's plenty of tricking-ass money. It is. Unfortunately. She's dropping four vile racks a month. Make sure he got all these shoes. Nah, fuck that.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Get that niggins some of their free-ass pussy you get in me. They pissed me all. Doggone, go on get you some of that pussy player. Don't fuck up, no goddamn wiretrain. Now, I'm a net worth, my boy. If you're going to be fucking off, at least keep the money at the house. It's how niggas are bragged. Man, I don't fuck with that bit like that.
Starting point is 01:12:39 That big, me dog and that shit, what's like? She sent me money. I didn't sit a bitch for the bitch. She just sent me money. Oh, they want to fuck the big. Hey. Oh, that's like the niggas do y'all be hating around? What I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:12:54 No, I'm saying. No, I'm talking about like if the woman was paying somebody else's like that. No, I know. But that's how I didn't even fuck the big yet, boy. And that they're talking about I want that whole, man, look at this. 500, 300, 300, 300, 500, five for the man. And that bitch sent me money.
Starting point is 01:13:06 And that bitch is a trick, man. It's a lady like that in you saying. She'd be working with the young nigg. Why you're telling that lady. I don't know it because she be wild on the north side. You think it's only one? You got rich women in Houston off. They turn their phone? They'd be buying niggins big old trucks and... They do. Not the F1P, uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:13:27 Big Shebby. No, the F3. Ooh, they got money. They got money down there. You pull up on the motherfuck. Man, why you keep texting my bitch? You go to the tech, man, all you see it, Apple Pay, Apple Pay from her. That's- You might say he need that charge, man. That's crazy. That's the young nigga core, the choice.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Your wife and somebody phone under head doctor. Oh, you believe in the area. They got the boat emoji with the look up with the water in the mouth. It ain't even no name, it's just the three waters in the mouth. Oh, oh, my gosh. What about with a little brain emotion? What? Oh, that's hard.
Starting point is 01:14:12 That's hard. I ain't never thought of it. That's, mm-mm. Oh, with the little dollar with the wings on it too. This is wild. She's sucking dick and sending money. Yeah, just like I said, just going to give away some of that free-end pussy. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:14:30 I keep the nigger put an apple with a dollar for having. Dad, you're an evil nigger, bro. Oh, my gosh. It's some evil niggas out here, bro. Dad. You better hope on the nigg. came real. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:14:44 She's gonna put them in the song. Put one of little bulls shit. He's gonna pay for his studio time. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. Mm-mm-mm-mm. A bitch ain't nothing but a munch. That's how the song.
Starting point is 01:14:56 A little bitch, you a munch. He's dancing your bitch. And she's a maid for the studio. And she in there. Yeah. My bitch ain't be going on a day like that. Bye with a head. Then she come on, get on you.
Starting point is 01:15:13 You need to apply yourself. What the fuck you're doing with this blue nigger? Oh my God. Oh, and then what if he blow up and he's a young nigger? You are old. What if you find out he's been dishing you the whole time? That really got to hurt. This fucking old nigger, bitch.
Starting point is 01:15:33 You mean this. That's your shit. Oh, my God. All right. This is the next question. You find all the films in the room. Not that's your song. You find out that a nigga used to fuck your girl.
Starting point is 01:15:50 Would you, would it be, would you rather be your favorite rapper or your favorite athlete? Favorite athlete. Favorite athlete. Favorite athlete quick. Why? Because favorite, man, favorite rapper. Every time you get that nigga song, you're going to think he's a song. You want to think you a song, you want to think that nigg, sneak this.
Starting point is 01:16:09 You're talking about your bitch. A nigga I'm gonna dunk and be like, that why I'm fucking your bitch. And I'm gonna be a bitch. Niggas's gonna touch down, you know. Like, nigga, it ain't anything that you can do like, right, right, right. Every song.
Starting point is 01:16:24 We're like, what's the best girl you're gonna be with me? I mentioned it like, which is worse. Which would be worse? Your favorite rapper or your favorite? The rapper's worse. I agree. Yeah, the rapper are worse. Both.
Starting point is 01:16:37 Because I feel like, if you, You ain't, you ain't here your ho-in' good enough. Don't nobody supposed to know who you used to fuck. Agreed. Brick me, I told you, I'm here for the illusion. Deny that shit. What you say to me? I don't want to find out y'all together
Starting point is 01:16:59 till I go over your mama house and see an old picture. Who the fuck is that? I don't know that nigger. Yes, the fuck you do. What would you do? I'm old now. I don't give a fuck about what you used to have. Oh, you don't be here.
Starting point is 01:17:13 No, mm-mm. I feel like you should know. I don't. Like when you start dating, somebody. These cars taught me a lot of patience, bro. Yeah. Yeah. So now I just, I'm going to fuck who used to own it.
Starting point is 01:17:27 Just show me some. Not who used to own it. Signing the ownership over to me and I take it from there. I can't give a fuck how much fun they used to have in you. Because I'm going to do something. Because I'm going to do something. All this goddamn shit. I'm gonna knock the line out of this motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Yeah, we're feeling to paint this motherfucker. I did engine coming out of that. Yeah, we're trying to get new. So you do like refurbished pussy. I mean, I have rebuilt a few pussies. See? That's why y'all need to stop listening to this man. I've been told them don't listen to me.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Drop the motor. There's some people out here that make you lower all your goddamn standards. You think some people that you walk the most They ain't gonna fit none of the shit that you think you like. Wait, do you see them in real life? They don't look like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:14 Do you still want to go ahead? Yeah, something would probably be boring as a motherfucker. What? Boring? Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying? You're thinking about her looks, but then it's probably like a female who's right at my level. Mm. Like, but we just got to stay down.
Starting point is 01:18:31 Why are you left? Why don't you start laughing? So we ain't going everywhere, though, but I have fun with her. What you mean? Like, she ain't no looker, but we had fun away. You ain't no looker. You think she's gonna be proud. That's what he said.
Starting point is 01:18:43 That's why he said. That's what I laugh. You think she gonna be proud to be seen. She went on with your ass. Yeah, you crazy, fuck I put this on wrist up. Puck this coat on putting up. Ain't no getting ridden the wrist. You see the essentials.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Hey, hello. No. I spray that. Man, fuck that. Man, fuck that. Man, fuck that motherfucker. I'm putting on that. I think we ready to lick that motherfucker and
Starting point is 01:19:06 it had to Zach's wish. But it's not. My, my, nigga, you're so trim. Oh, my God. I'm not trying to tell me it. This thing is that trim. No, let him talk his shit. You got you a Caribbean game.
Starting point is 01:19:20 There's no bitch going to risk her career for now. Hey, man. I'm not going to lie, though. The girls at the Pormont, they be risking it. No, they'd be risking it all for now. I don't believe that shit. They do. They do.
Starting point is 01:19:33 They be drunk. They be drunk. They're under the influence. That'd be, he's like, one of the only niggies at the show. They're gonna, he's closing. Hey, it's gonna get some, man. It's him and three other niggins. Yeah, they're gonna get swoon.
Starting point is 01:19:44 He's saying no matter I'm now. Period. And that's by default. The first time, man, gonna like. See how you hate him? Yes, I told you, it's on for life. Dirty Macon, one-on-one. Never gonna put him on the hose ever.
Starting point is 01:19:57 Oh. It's a personal mission. It came in the contract. He should have never crossed me. Damn. He ain't gonna never be able to have nothing. Nice around me. If that nigga was eating the ice cream cone,
Starting point is 01:20:10 I'm gonna slap that shit up my head. It's forever. Bro. We're gonna be the old niggins at the fucking old folks home trying to kill each other, tripping each other, walking shit. Like on life, they were just fighting the whole thing. Yeah, fuck that.
Starting point is 01:20:26 I feel it. I like be forever. You taking up for him and I believe that's your fucking jacket. He got on. I do think it is, but I ain't tripping on you. You got it, bro. What's this blue shit you drinking tonight?
Starting point is 01:20:39 I put a little Kool-Aid with a little tito. You know, Auntie got to get right. I got me a young Teneroni at the hive. You are not, Auntie. What? You're gonna go play down. Don't do that. She got her family a fair Bouton.
Starting point is 01:20:56 Hello? In this dance array? Damn. You keep listening that leg legs. I'm trying to show my flexible. You a hater. She's been stretching. I have been.
Starting point is 01:21:07 in this dancerie. How you talk to me now? I'm just, I can't believe you, girl. What do you do? He just, you know, he's him. My dog. Not I'm really him. He him.
Starting point is 01:21:31 Hey, niggas that say that. Why? I'm him. Why you don't want a bad man to believe in them? Bro, y'all, because y'all niggas do not be him. Y'all do not be. Y'all did he say he own him. Who?
Starting point is 01:21:45 Who? I'm not saying like y'all. What did black men do to you to make you have? I'm not sure. I'm not talking about like this. Why niggas can't say that they him? Because a lot of times they don't be him. Marco said he him.
Starting point is 01:21:58 You didn't even. You didn't ask who him was to him. Hmm. Well, he not. I need to know. I don't need to know who he is. To know that you're not him. Because you're not him.
Starting point is 01:22:09 You're not him to them. Because if a niggas is saying to me, I know, I'll say this. If a man looks at me and be like, I'm him. No, you not. Because I know who him is and you ain't him. But you shouldn't be compared. I know who my him is.
Starting point is 01:22:22 You shouldn't be compared. So you want to tell me that you are him, but you're not him. I'm gonna tell you if you him. Well, what if he him to them? Well, he's not him to me, so don't tell that to me. Mm-hmm. Because you're not him.
Starting point is 01:22:34 Nine times out of 10, you're not him. Whoever you're trying to tell I'm trying to prove a point. Don't ever let no fucking body tell you that you not him. You not him. You not him. Not even Lex.
Starting point is 01:22:48 I'm gonna tell you every time. You're not giving him. Because if he was really him, you wouldn't have to say that. It's already known. Now, y'all try to talk niggins out of doing anything instructive. Carlos, have you ever had to tell a woman
Starting point is 01:23:00 that you him? No, you ain't ever say, I'm him. I have. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. That's the one thing that a lot of these motherfuckers are great at doing. You're going outside. Trying to act like they don't know who the fuck you are.
Starting point is 01:23:14 So you don't got to tell me. No. And sometimes they really have a fucked up version of who they think you are. And you have to correct me like, excuse me. Excuse me. You don't believe it? Watch this. Now, if I weren't him, how the fuck did I do that?
Starting point is 01:23:33 Don't ever get it for that. But you're not going to say. I'm not gonna say, I'm him. Oh, the actions speak way louder than you. That's what I'm saying. You don't actually say that. No, you're not walking to somebody like, I'm him. Yeah, you can say it.
Starting point is 01:23:46 Exactly. You can say it. No, no, you can't say it. Yes, you can. Because the same way you can be praised for being him, being him can get your block knocked on. That's the double side that don't nobody talk about. Sometimes we don't lost a lot of great niggas just because another niggas. They was him.
Starting point is 01:24:06 Yeah. Now, you say, like, you don't have to convince nobody else, but some motherfuckers can see it, and it, oh, it just consumes their heart with hate. I can agree with that. To see that. God, even if you're not, the way you make your shit look, just offend these motherfuckies. And it's like, when you come around, they just, that shit. It just aggravate their soul to the point.
Starting point is 01:24:31 People really hate people that are loved. The way another person. You can't make somebody hate you. People hate away some people. Yeah. It's crazy. It's nasty in these streets. In these houses, too.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Because it can be your own people. Oh, all thanks. It'd be your own people right there. Right there besides you're hoping you don't do good. Mm-hmm. Ain't that right now? Yep. Oh, shit, my God.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Because any nigga, hey, I want all my niggas do win. For real. For real, yes. After you win, though, right? After you win, though, you're gonna win first. Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. You said together simultaneously. No, man.
Starting point is 01:25:15 Mm-hmm. It'd just be good to have y'all in hand. You know, I just love to just talk shit and have broad conversations. Yeah, we love it here. You do? Yes. We have a good time. We have a bowl.
Starting point is 01:25:27 Like this. Now, this picture behind y'all, that's the definition. I can't believe we always get left out. How they left us out? I don't know. Like, we don't be done. Jiggin'lating in this dance-a-ree. Stop playing, Lex.
Starting point is 01:25:37 You definitely in this picture. We're always in a lot. You're the lady up there with the gun, Lex. Because who the fuck is that? That's Lettin right there. No, Lex is, look, you see Lex. She called herself Auntie. Look, you see that lady with me.
Starting point is 01:25:49 Up there with the gun. Oh, that is me. That was me with my old tities. And my old hair cut. Okay, I can see that. And who is this twerking on Ryan? Somebody, he bop. I am a woman.
Starting point is 01:26:04 a week. Oh, shit. Not y'all got Joe back there with the Louie on. Yeah, Joe got it real... You know he's always gonna have that drip on. He got it. He got that money like that. Yeah, y'all really left us out.
Starting point is 01:26:16 Yeah, we got Dre over here drinking the 40s. Yep, that is a little Dre with them perk of tities. That's all right there. Baby, y'all would never. This is very ghetto and low vibrational. Well... But the tip, that nipple hard. And one thing about the next.
Starting point is 01:26:30 And it might be... It's so fitting. It doesn't. But that ain't. But that's probably mo it. It can be 105 degrees outside. Them head lights is on. That's got to hurt.
Starting point is 01:26:43 She could slice a tire with their bags. You made them like that or they just? What? You know what I'm saying? Like, how do you make them like that? I love the transition. This whole next segment is dedicated to dress nipples. Part one.
Starting point is 01:27:04 Oh, girl, that was so much fun. Oh, my God. We killed. That was crazy. Yeah. We got to take a shot. We got to take a shot. Because what we did,
Starting point is 01:27:20 that out. And then, Buki. Turn up. Oh, Lord. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that was strong.
Starting point is 01:27:30 Oh, wait. Did you see that smart contest in it? Yes. Did you see that raw booty? Is that me? She thinks she was moving. Girl, rent was new. Yeah, rent was new.
Starting point is 01:27:40 Shaking it like rent was due. Oh, wait, but karaoke at the end. You know, karaoke was league. You know, that's always our favorite parts. Period. Ain't that? They wasn't ready.
Starting point is 01:27:49 I mean, look, we sold out the tour. We can do anything we want. Yeah, we can do it. That was so. I'm so excited, though. But, girl. Five minutes to VIP. Okay, girl.
Starting point is 01:28:00 This is the last one. We got to get back to work. We got to go to this meeting greet. But look, this is the last one. tour has ended, we killed it, and we're about to go on vacation on. Period. Vacation time, Buki. Let's do it. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Girl, I am so glad to be on vacation finally. Girl, me too. We deserve it. We've been working hard. We're getting this real Fiji, son. Because you know the girls say we'd be capping. Who said this? The girls, they'd be like, oh, they're not on vacation for real.
Starting point is 01:28:34 They don't be doing nothing. Yeah, we can't cap this. Baby, yeah, we can't cap with this tin. What did you be saying? Girl, I see what they're doing at home. Because I ain't got it like this. They can't do it like this, girl. They can't. You know what I'm saying? Let me see. Let me see. Oh, uh-uh. What is that? Let me see. Look at this. And welcome, poor thawks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I like. That's what I like to see. Okay. Hey y'all, it's your girl, Alexis B. And I'm Tia Simone.
Starting point is 01:29:10 And we would like to welcome you to the next episode of Hormer Thals. Yeah. What is this? That's crazy. No way. I'm looking for the BDBs and the F-150s. Yeah. That's right.
Starting point is 01:29:27 Mm-mm. Bro. Hold on, hold on. Because your algorithm messed up. Yeah, pull up your phone. Let me go to my country. You know what I'm saying? what they got going on let's see it's your girl aloo lexby and i am velet chuku
Starting point is 01:29:42 Nicole and we are back for another episode of drunk mine who is ready to shake some asses who is ready to shake some ass Throw that ice in a second! Throw that eyes in a second! Throw that eyes in a second! Uh-uh, Lex. No way. Where are you from?
Starting point is 01:30:09 Where I'm from Reconda? Yes! Welcome back forever! I am ready to go. This is crazy. I feel like I can't even enjoy the vacation no more. Damn, damn, damn! What do we call it? Damn.
Starting point is 01:30:28 Yo, Lex! Lex. Hey now. Hey now. What's up, Drew and Nicole? What's up? Nah, what's up with y'all? Y'all tripping, laying on the beaches, people out here stealing y'all style, being like y'all.
Starting point is 01:30:41 Shit, I almost went on tour with their ass, so y'all need to get right, man. You see where I'm at? That's crazy. We just saw that and we really, really pissed off. So what y'all gonna do about it? It's shit is asking for y'all. How you know? But shit, I told him we ready.
Starting point is 01:30:56 Well, at least I am. I'm trying to get up out of here. Wow, damn! Now! That grease just popped me. Oh my god. Dog, we gotta go. Vacation over.
Starting point is 01:31:09 Vacation over. Let me book these twice so we can go home, bro. Girl, be fucking for real. It's like, come on, dog. What'll put this at? All right, bet. All right, that's it. All right, that's it.
Starting point is 01:31:28 All right, dog. Y'all want to do the tour for real? Mama Mia! Ladies, it's come to my... Let me tell you something. Get! What's the matter you? Take it easy.
Starting point is 01:31:47 What do we do? What do we do about what? What do? What allegations? A lot of people want to be the poor minds. Mm-hmm. Forget about it. It's about it.
Starting point is 01:32:00 It's about nothing. Nothing. They copy my style. The way I walk. The way I talk is it. The way I twir. What's the matter? Take it easy.
Starting point is 01:32:15 What do we do? We go back on the road. Capiche. We go back on the road. Yeah. The road. The road. Boy, mine's way.
Starting point is 01:32:31 Let's go. Yeah, that way. That way. That way, yesh. Booty old brown. My coochie pink, esse. On town. Rice and bees for everyone.
Starting point is 01:32:48 Hey, hamburgers. What? The fuck? What? You said hamburg. Oh, I forgot. I'm a rushy, not germany. man let's go get this to us all this job care man what who told you to do that shit
Starting point is 01:33:03 oh yeah I mean y'all I got it on nika damn my bed what hell 85 South Show, get the app. Well, see, this is what they don't know. The app really $3, but adjusted for inflation is $8.00, yeah. Well, Lose. Get the app, man. Stop bullshin. We're out of here, man.
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