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rappers are you've been listening to? La Keaia She's a hard Lakea? Oh, you've been listening What's the girl? Kenna man Fuck nigga free I'm L-R-E-B Fuck Nick Free

Oh my girl That shit, I ain't got it. We're about a little She's lying, though. So is, we all be learned. She lied. Why do you say she's lying? I got my reason for believing the same thing. Because she got a nigger.

Oh, she got a nigger. That's your reason. Now look, she got a nigger. What if she blow up and she get busy, right? And then the nigger just be like, you ain't have no time for me. You was on the road. You was doing your show. You don't just, I knew you was going to leave me for another rapping at me.

He's cheating because he's insecure. about to leave. She might have been about to stay. No. That thing felt like that song was about him. Let's go. What if he'd been out there cheating and doing his thing? Now his girl famous. He got to kill everything. He got to shed all his operations down.

You think you would? I don't think you would. I don't think you would. Oh, my God. What kind of candy was on with this? Candy is a wild girl. Candid men in the studio a drunk. They're recording any get there. Is it any more words in this song?

That's all that heard of it. That's enough. She could just look that. That's it. That's all you need. But that's the answer. But she got to say it more intense as she keeps going on. Legs and hips.

That she turned to operate at the end of me. Oh, my God. That's a bob. That's what we need to get on this goddamn show. We can get with my whole home to these. We need to goddamn get candy on this show. We did candy on this show. Candy's old.

Did she do it? Yeah, I used to go to Candy Coat Nights. She'd come on who will? Hell yeah. What that mean? Way out. Where y'all, who would I? Candy might, I don't know if she'll do this show.

Because the last time, maybe she got another Candy Coated Nights. You went through the day time. No, I went to know. Well, didn't she have, like, a play that was like a sex dungeon play? I don't know. Yeah, she did. So one time I did Candy Coated Nights, right? This was before she got married, but she was in a relationship with Duke,

with Todd, right? But she had just went on some show and said, she wanted somebody to eat some sugar out of her pussy. And I told her I'd do it. And he was in there. Get out. I would. If she said she needed, I wouldn't do it.

He didn't say she didn't. Sugar. She said she wanted, she liked to get sugar ate out of her pussy. That don't sound right. But that's what she was talking about. I didn't pick the comments. Sugar in your badge doesn't sound too. I know, she's going to have ants.

A little trail to the baby. That'd be the worst. I did. When there's a line. Oh, man. They come back to the rest of the ass and tell her. Hey, hey, I know some pussy. It was some sugar.

You ain't going to believe me, but I promise you this one. That's more than one weed. That is. That's like six. Six weeds. That's like 16. Six weeds. Because when you say one weed, I think it is.

That's not a weed. That is a weed. That is a weed. And what you're going to do with that? What are you going to do with that? I don't know. You can't do that. You can't do that.

That's not a weed. That's one of a weed. That's not a weed. That's residue, baby. That's residue. That's what Cobb County would pull you over for back of the day, nigga. What is this? I blow that shit out of the man.

You fucking lied to me, pal. I asked you if you had anything. They hate when you, nigga. I blow that shit at his hand. What I got? Body. My homeowner tried to do that one time. He tried to slap it out the cops.

He found a seat. He was like, oh, man, they ain't that. You got to get slick, boy. I didn't blew some old shit off. I didn't wipe. my whole dashboard with a t-shirt, name? With a t-shirt? I had a t-shirt that was awful.

It was weed crumbs on the dashboard because they rolled up on the day. I said, yeep. I'm dead. She was, yeah, damn, clear. Now they pull you all over for one week. They'll pull you over for one week. For one week.

But then, can they do anything about it? Yes, they can do whatever the fuck they want to do, however they feel. That's right. Not no more. They can take you to jail for no goddamn reason and they do it every day. They do it every day.

We're black men. We haven't seen them do something. Outlandish shit. Wouldn't nobody believe these stories if we told them. I smoked one weed of Carlos when I was in L.A. And I didn't wake up for three days.

Stop saying that because you're going to make I'm a comedian. They're going to think I'm going to be a car. Yes, the fuck you did. You woke up. You woke up. Now, we finish it. Tell him you woke up.

Everything was a damn line. I don't know how I got back to the room and my shoe was off. Uh-uh. That weed was wild. Tell them you lying. Tell them you lying, Lex. Fuck you, trying to ruin my good name out here in these three.

No, no, she said they'll take it out of the contest, but we heard what you said. You said, you hit it, and you fell asleep. And I fell asleep. For three days. By myself and my whole different. I ain't had a shit to do with that. It's a little different. You also drank some of Cody white.

No, I'm just funny. They are from, you know they are. The word about what was in my cup. Don't worry about what was in my cup. You know they are from down their way. She has a mood. I can't fuck. You can't fuck on what?

No. Can I see you? She did say that. I can't fuck with codeine. I can't fuck with drink. I tried it one time and he was just like, fuck. I got a question.

I don't know nothing that's making me fall asleep in the club. Do women fuck with it like that? Not really. I don't really see you. Like you, I don't mean to offend nobody, but like if you're a woman that sip drank, like you are good, like you are good a bitch. And your pussy tastes like the top of a battery post.

It don't taste like Jolly Well, Codine don't taste like Johnny They put enough of them in there with You don't think so I ain't trying to drink Licking thick. That blood thicker than me It's gonna be a thick girl I'm gonna call her Lexby

Oh, that was you the other week That was you last week Drinking that thick-ass liquor Switch the music, give me another one What's that guy's real? part, too. We're about to start recording in a minute. We're going to start the show in just a second.

It was thick as fuck when she was porn. That shit looked like my last is, I said. I didn't even finish it. Now I took it out of my head and finished it. He said, you ain't up going to drink things? I drink it. Now have been celebrating. It was a control or something.

Oh, that ain't special. It's a little core. It's supposed to be like Grandma. It ain't but the knockoff version. That shit was thick. That shit ain't even lifting. That's some shit to go with some little. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. My hood and Albu. Y'all was getting fucked up? I didn't finish it. Like real friends? Yes. Get fucked up with your best friend.

Get fucked up with your best friend. What's y'all been doing over there on poor minds? Getting drunk. The usual. That's like we about to do it right now. What kind of topics y'all been discussing? Fuck me. That's it?

F and F&L. What about fuck bitches y'all? touch on that. We all right fucking bitch for you. What do you think about people saying that women are new fuck niggas? People don't say that?

I think that women being fucking gins. I think what? Wow. What? We're supposed to be one band one time right now.

I mean, we are, but I mean, fuck niggas come in all shapes and born. They got sisters too. Yeah. There's a lot of fuck-ass holes out there.

They can't be. They can't. They fuck ain't a whole way. But I don't think they're the new fucknickers, though. I feel like, you know, we're being fucked bitches and fuck niggins. I feel like y'all, fuck shit, is increased exponentially. How? We just want to match the energy.

Every since the ambit. See, now y'all. I thought one band was now. Yeah, see. She tried to play dumb, and you're going to sit there and say, we just trying to match them. I'm going to tell you what we really do. Yeah, they're matching energy. You see what they're doing?

Hey, y'all don't even want to be acting like that. That's crazy. Ever since that Amber Hurd shit came up. Oh, Lord. You heard? I heard. You heard Amber? Amber.

Amber Kay back in there. I knew you. Make it seem like I'd be making up shit. How mad you got to. Go shit in the bed. How mad you got to be the shit in the bed? Oh, my God. She tried to flip it too.

Like, who would do that? Amber, you did. That's what all the evidence is saying. She was on the sand looking like Rick James. I didn't shit in the bed. Yeah, I remember shitting in his bed. I'm not like, she'll wild. That's disgusting.

Probably didn't about to shit in the bed. Who would do such a thing? So when I did. So after I shit in the bed. Then what happened would. Let me finish, brolin this guy. Any time that happened in your court case, shit ain't going to go good for you.

Like, that's going to be the biggest thing coming out. You just don't want the lawyers to keep bringing that up. Oh, that's good. Shit in the bed. day 21 of the trial. So the time you shit in the bed. Come on, bro. We ain't going to get to know.

You ain't got nothing else to cross-examination. I mean, that's wild to me, like, how you shit in the beach? That whole case just showed me how weird white people are. But wait a minute, so she got 14 meals. Uh-uh.

She originally... So she'd in the bed. And now she got seven. I thought she had got seven for the boys. But she owed him 15 or some shit. I thought it was 16. But he owed her too, don't it? So she just got to.

and take her two out. No, he was paying before. He had paid some crazy amounts. Hell no. You don't? No. I don't think she got it. I don't think she got it.

But don't you go to jail if you don't pay? I don't think he wants the money. It depends on who the judge is. Not if it's Judge Judy, but. Well, first of all. Bitch, I run off on Judge Judy. Fuck that. I'd tell you that right now.

It ended up TV judges. What's the judge made? I used to be scared of her when I was a kid. She was me. What's the judge name? I always be talking about crap. You think you're going to run off from judge. He used to talk about it.

He's like, I know a crack hand when I see one. Yeah, ma'am. Yeah, yeah. I know when I see it. He's a little crackhead. You smoke a little cracket on day. Out this time of night? Yeah, I know.

But when he gets to the end and sum it all up, you make him sound like real Craigget. So you're outside the dollar store with a two-year-old baby. No coat on at 9 o'clock in the morning, buying some pine salt. Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right Okay, Josh me for the planet It's giving real

Brett head energy Yeah, yeah He's gone, right? I love Judge Joe Brown I'm on TV You know I'm going to go to the other room No, I love Judge Joe Brown

Because he'll make a Judge Joe Brown to say anything Boy, he's wild Especially when he go off So you mean to tell me You post it up at the Motel 6 putting ads on Craigslist

selling blow jobs for $35 while your children are at school acting a ass I'm gonna say ass I'd be like Judge Joe Brown I'm gonna say ass Because somebody needs to tell you He used to be going in it

He sounds just like he knew it That shit hilarious word Tell you man That's true funny You fuck Thanks on a little TV show is your name for time. They don't have a grandmother.

Jerry Springer is a judge now. He is? Yeah. I wouldn't fuck Jared Springer, man. His opinion don't mean shit. Aw. Damn. He made good television.

No, he didn't. Jared Springer was ruining people lives, man. I thought that she was funny to me. It was funny, but it was fucked up at the same time. Mori was the messiest nigga I've ever seen on TV. Because Morris sent your ass up. He knew every time. What would you do if your wife was sleeping with a clown?

That's a bisexual. Let's bring them out. Like that niggil was never ever in a hypothetical if he asked to me that's coming out behind that that's coming from behind. Moy had them people scared of shit.

She's scared of pickles. This nigga bring out the biggest guy that's dickle in existence. Mori was a cold. Boyer was a cold. One thing is good you can't say about Mori's. If you ain't know who that fucking baby daddy was,

you come until you're going to And you can keep coming. What? My cousin went on for him. Ain't no limit. But what? To see him the body was he? Was he?

No. That nigga just wanted to go to Chicago. No, it was, no, he was like, the girl was saying it was his. No, I know what he said, and he was like, Mom, he was happy. You know, I told you that with my baby. I was like, that's my cousin. I never understood how them niggas go on there and be like, Moore, that bitch is a hoe.

She fucked there everybody. And I'd be like, you wrong. Right. Right. You knew this before. Oh. More than never asked real-nicker follow-up questions. That would be the problem, bro.

That is true. That would have been a real-nigger follow. Perhaps the people are not really. And you decided to go wrong. Well, that's a good question, actually. Nah, I beg. If I can't say she a host, she puts the hoax. But you ain't strep-wood.

Right. Why you wait so late? You got to catch. When they get in like that, you got to catch them early. Now, the wild. Like, if you ain't in like the first four niggas. My mama fucked my man. Oh.

I like the Mamas that come out and don't deny. And I don't, and I did. And I'll do it again. And I'll do that shit again. Tell us how it happens. She in love with me. Maure.

A girl went to work one day and hell, I was watching your show. Her mama set that big old country ass down on the couch. She got the cooking, bacon, and eggs and shit. Next thing I know she, I'm in there, and it's hidden, too.

It's hidden. So you have a baby on the way. Yeah, actually two babies more. I got a son and her mom. I got a son and a grandson on the wig. I'm weed. And you get them both pregnant. And I'm 35.

Hey, man, welcome back to the 85th time show. Hey, this show is blacker than that jail that they'd be using the hold of edges down. This is how black this show is. This show was voted most likely to get. get pulled over in a traffic stop. That's how black this show is. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. This show is so black. So black. Hop eyes and churches is in a bidding war right now for advertising. We don't know how ghetto we want to get. We're going to make them fight. We're going to make them fight to the death of it. I like that.

This is a black-ass show. My favorite. I'm telling you. This show so black. Sometimes if you just. be real quiet in this studio, you can hear somebody, grandma say, stop running in that kitchen for my cake fall.

Really? You ain't country enough. If you running through the house and make your grandma cake fall, that's an automatic ass-whip because that's when it bears her at the church. How are the grandma you had? She's in the clothes.

Thanks. For real, young grandma. She's still in there? You had a yamaw. My grandma had to be out fine. She didn't let you all call her grandma. Oh, no. It was yami.

Not yami dumplings. Oh, my God. What you called? Yami dumplings. She was not baking. On God, my granny never baked them. Yeah, ma. She was baking the cake all right.

Oh, yeah. Patty Kate, Patty Kate. She had Mr. Charles going crazy down now. Mr. Charles almost got to shoot out with them young boys. My granddaughter had Mr. Charles. Oh, you saw me about Mr. Charles. What did you tell you about Mr. Charles? He didn't have a car, but he used to walk everywhere.

Mr. Charlie was just a meeting. He used to walk. That's crazy. The best thing you can say about it. I had an uncle named Uncle Jack. Damn, he had a car, but he used to walk everywhere. That reminds him a Monty boyfriend off a dick

He wasn't a victim of circumstance That was his name That was a nice time for me That is Niggas don't walk no more Niggas be like you ain't I can't get over That nigga used to walk everywhere

Exactly I'm on the way You don't even want to ride bikes no more Nope It's too dangerous Niggas can't be outside For extended amounts of time like that?

It's not dangerous. Being a nigger is real dangerous. There's a nigger run up on you because you look like a nigger that he think you is. He did that? I thought somebody else, bro. You don't know what was coming after that. What if you have a convention, motherfucking?

Yeah. Yeah. I lie about who I am all the time. You know, lying at this point, my name. I ain't you that dude from around that? Oh, yeah, no. You haven't heard that before? Yeah.

I'm going to start doing it to people, too. Stop doing that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I can't believe that shit works. The trick is you just got to have your fake name ready. What's your name? You got to have your fake name.

I'm talking about right now. See, I wasn't that quick. They always ask people that. They never ask me that. They'd be always like. You can't deny you. Are you asked her wrong? Mm-mm.

Shut up. They asked you wrong way. That's your dumb ass up. Ain't nobody ever said that to you. Oh, I didn't introduce the guests. We got the lovely ladies from poor men's over here. Dre and Lex T or Lex Drea and Dreya. Excuse me?

I'm sorry, Carl. We just caught them coming out of the studio and told them to say. This is getting too loud. It's getting too loud. This is that sticky. You just smoked one way. Y'all is stupid. Ain't nobody ever said that to you.

What did they say? They asked me if I was Esterole in the airport one time. Who? I didn't have my hair done. Shut up. It's strict in this bitch. Just shut it. I can't live in my truth.

You are a wild man. You already came on here lying on me talking about you and went to sleep for three days. I did. I don't like this. Shut the fuck up. What was that? They didn't came back capper.

Big capper. Everybody says L.A. to came back capper. L.A. was a grand pop. We had fun. I don't know what y'all say. It was a good family trip. It was.

No, it was dope. We had fun. God damn Joe don't hear the shit. I'm just going to put the footage out. My partner bombing on the motherfucker. Straining friendships, man. I was looking for Joe, too. There he goes.

Joe straining friendships, man. Wow. I've never seen those shit like that in my life. Because Joe hates everybody. He cried out of negativity. He thrives off negativity. We went to Miami. I didn't see Joe but once.

The nigga was on my flight. He was on our flight. When we landed, I didn't see that nigga for a whole 24 hours. Oh, my goodness. We didn't see him for a week. Joe stayed in a different hotel. I don't know if he got threats to him.

Wow. You never notice he always stayed? He'll never come home when we finish some shit. He'll just go somewhere else. that's how much he that's how much he hates us he don't even want to fly home with us yeah he he'll be fucking what he said you know what you said i want to fire this nigga but i don't know what footage he got you know the better hotel why are you gonna tell us oh you you already went see man i want to fire this nigga but i don't know what kind of footage he got him

i don't know what this nigga got me saying on this fucking mic bro he probably got a whole bunch of shit yeah tried if you fucking want to remember that night you was talking about politics. He's going to see your little audiophile and shit. Blackmail

extortion I don't you're going to talk about none of this. And he's going to be laughing like that while he's

to every news outlet. It's seriously folks I didn't they're going on you,

they started this. One day you'll wake up, you'd be successful and then Jodan sent a cease and deceased letter.

I own the name Carlos Melor. You owe me meet 50 million. Reverse. You want to play hardball? I'm waiting.

What y'all been on to, man? Getting ready for two of us. See y'all to acquire some matching outfits. One of the girls is outside of you. Oh, that's the problem. Get y'all in the house. Huh? Get in the house.

It's all the time. Well, almost. Yeah, but y'all, like, y'all got a balance. Balance? We outside all year. All the thing I'm about to do is balance this ass on the bar. Okay. I'm talking about.

So all this outside is me, all the activities is outside. Yeah, yeah. Smashing outside. Who? Now, see, you're going to jail. I've been there before. Okay, that's what I'm saying.

You got to go in sometime. And then we're about to go on tour. But I'm cool. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's a whole deal with outside. That's a whole day. That's on the road.

That's outside. You're going outside? You're on tour now. That's OT. Hello. Wow. That's OT. Wow.

People change, bro. People change. I remember motherfuckers was like, I don't want to do all that. Wow. Wow. We're not really right. That was between us.

What is you going to say? What is you saying? What is you said? It's not really my thing. We weren't going to do one show one night and Carlos was like, you were lazy motherfuckers. You don't want the money. He said you were trying to get no money.

No. What makes it even worse was, like, Ryan and Chad told us, y'all are doing two shows. Y'all ain't fucking doing no one show. We was like, we don't want to do two shows. I made an executive decision. Okay. Well, I guess we're doing two shows. And when you got your two show money, you were like, oh.

Both times we were very shocked with the outcome. Y'all don't know how much people fuck with you. I mean, yeah, I think we were definitely underestimating it for sure because I was not, especially in Charleney. because we put the tickets on still like a week towards the show for the second show and we saw like 200. Y'all shit be a vibe

when you have to bring people on stage. Y'all always found somebody big as hell with some big old boobs or something. I just think that's our audience. Oh, I'm going to start coming. And our listeners are bad. It's crazy. I think that's our audience.

Yes, our audience. I was like, damn. I've seen a few dragons over there too now. There's a few dragons. You must stop. You got a damn dragon. What you mean? If you drag us be in there too. Don't forget about us.

We watch it too. You know, like, anytime I go to like the airport or like some men working around some shit like that, the niggas will be checking the bag. All them niggins watch y'all shit. Hey, lo, come in. Hey, hey, tell Lexington Dr. Tell us wait.

I want to come to studio, man. That's the number one shit, motherfucker, tell us about it. I don't come to. I just want to sell record, man. That's it. gonna be in now. I'm like, bro. They tell them as a motherfucker that do anything

for them. For real, they'd be saying this shit, though. Really? Yeah. My boy, what are they gonna do? I get anything like kids still. Niggas be having resources. I might need to, man. I know. I might need a little hit on my team. You say number next time. No, I ain't getting

nobody number. I'm telling to reach out to you direct. Directly. You're going to say, yo, I'm Clayton Homeboy. Yeah. I read into Clayton their heart field. He said y'all was looking for some soldiers in the port. Four minds army.

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Listen to Family Secrets Season 12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I've been doing interviews and shit. This ain't no interview. We're just being a trap-vibing. I love it here. Good orchestrated music provided

by none other than some martial show, J-O-N. Here he is. We got Clayton English in here today with us also mastermind and controlling the vibes. We got this dope-ass new merch collab that we

just did. I love it. It's just big business going on over here left and right. Somebody What is this? Y'all's just going to lead this hoodie up here to hold him? There's somebody clothes. There's somebody outfit. Y'all just fucking, y'all just chilling too hard in the trap.

They're just leading up to sit in and shit. Red lights working on the head. Let's go. We are on the side. Tell us some more about these lady rappers we might need to be aware of. Y'all should have her on the show. Who? What's her name?

Glorrilla. Glowrilla. No, we got to get Ken the man on him. Oh, you had. She was just on double X-L, the freshman. Shout out to Ken the Man. She'd be laughing at them. What's so, Ken the Man?

Yeah, Ken is super. I'm not calling her that. She got to tell me her real name, though. Ken the Man. That's on that. What if that's her real name? No, hell no. What if I was fucking with it, though?

And then late night she hit me, and I had Ken the Man. What's her name? Kendra and Nisha is the one word? Huh? Is it one word? Yeah, it's Kind of men That's what I'm saying

That's not her name It might be It could be Her name could be Kind of money And she just took the eye off It got an apostrophe And the lips

I'm crazy Shut up Not Ketnamani The little The little thing The little shit They go on

Not even the accent The little two little Tudonemani The little dot Ken in the dash Domani Oh my gosh Honestly, Kenan is super super hard.

She really be raping circles around people. Yeah, yeah. She can really, really rap. That's what's wrong. Yeah, she hard. I like female rappers. I like the ones that rap about pussy. They all rap about it.

That's what I like. Yeah. I like the ones that rap about that shit. I want to rap about whatever they want to wrap about. That's what I'm saying. That's what she chose. I like what they rap about other stuff, but I feel like that's rare. I listen to it.

Is it not? I mean, I think that's what, you know, people relate to. Do you have to turn up to it different? I'm all about, rapable about Lissy. You can all relate today? No, I do more listen. That's what I'm saying. You turn up to it different.

I don't want to get to the point where I know the words. I just listen. You know the words to everything. I know the part that everybody in the world knows. What, let's go? What? no just what they do the spelling that's it that's all you know i don't know the rest i don't know the verse i don't know the verse that's it was just real catchy for the summer

that's the song of the summer honestly lekea got a joint that's the mind your business on that's a good uh song for the summer she's good she's fine i think this is perfect time for the women to take over the rap game all the i think that really already had oh joe put it up Poor Mind's outside playlist. Period. What's on it? It just got you two, right? Yeah, we just got you.

We just got you, too. What else? That's out right now, or just period? Like an outside playlist? Outside. What do I be listening to? Why are you outside this summer? What are you going to be listening to?

Let's see. Nobody's going to be going to be on my outside playlist. They got to be all with me? No. Okay, we have a lot of them. the mile, five, baby, you know, a little baby bar. We just want to know, we really ask it so we'll know what songs to be aware of, like if we hear these songs.

Oh, oh, baby, you're really doing a service for the community because then dudes going to know what to play when they pull up to the pool, put a part, whatever, you know what I'm saying? Everybody ain't going to have a DJ. Right. You know what I'm saying? We ain't always got that luxury. Sometimes it's fooled of the DJ, so.

I'm not going to lie, too. Burnaboy just dropped his phone called Last, last, last. That's what I've been listening to. I mean, it's a sample from Sonny Brayman. And the girls go crazy when that song come on. He wasn't in the mood. You know what I've been watching? Them African people have parties.

Like when they have, they got this live stream where they just be vibing out to these songs. They ain't even songs. They're just instrumentals, nigga. Everybody in the party literally is dancing. Nika, they dancing so hard, even when it ain't no music playing, niggas still be able to them.

Mood. They can't even stop. Damn thing, being a trans. I've been fucking with it, whole. But now, that's all that happened. That used to happen at Tallahassee. That family, the music cut off, these motherfuckling start singing, no music.

No music. No music. And still, I'm talking about to the point, like, hey, y'all really have to leave. Oh, we! The police are on the way. Y'all things got to go. I think they need that in every city like that was, like, the era.

I miss that era. I thought the music era. No, I missed the era when people, one of motherfuckers just get on. the microphone, it'd be like, Hey, Clayton English, you're right outside. Oh my gosh, I remember those days. In middle school.

Yeah, definitely. What? Like, when your mom was outside, they used to get over the mic and be like, you're right outside. That's teen club. Yeah, for sure. First of all, teen clubs here,

we were talking about this before. That was a never. I used to have fun. That's when I knew I was going to be in college. That was the best day for my life. What nigger opened up a teen club, bro? Moved.

I used to be at the bar making niggas. What nigg would be like? I want to be in a nightclub. Like an adult nightclub? No, hell no. Pre-team. Lock-ins, skate parties, piece of parties. Oh, you're going to get lock-end.

My mom wouldn't never let me go. She used to be like, you're not going to that she. We'll have drinks and plastic martini glasses, but it's going to look like liquor. It's kind of just to get them ready to go to the real world. You know how you used to have a well? The water's in the champagne bottles. See, exactly. Like, it was grape juice, but it was in the champagne bottles.

The teen clubs used to be lit. Niggas used to be on a floor. They were too grand. That's too much. You used to. You still doing it in the car. I was in blue last week. I still get down.

Shout out everything on Franklin Road. All that was team club. Everything. And Houston, we had this team club copped of roxy that everybody used to go to. Used to be ladies' clubs Well, the good thing about the teams now Is they're not interested in going to shit They'd rather get online and play Fortnite with each other

Well, they're in the middle first They don't give a fuck-knit-knows Club is dying out Nika kill you for some robocs You know, technically, they're supposed to be on TikTok Like they're making everybody They don't care how old you are like, you're supposed to be on TikTok dancing

I'm gonna tell you this is the smartest shit Old niggas did Old niggas rebranded clubbing Once the niggas got too old To be out at 3, 4, 5 in the morning they came back and killed their ass with brunch club niggas then rebranded

with brunch I like that the day party the brunch and the day is 36 and the brunch and the day party and the boom parties young niggas ain't getting dressed

at no 2 o'clock in the afternoon I don't want to date no brunch niggas I do I want to be in bed by 7 I don't like brunch niggis well not the ones that wear the brunch bruce but them the niggas they're Yeah, brink. No, no, no.

You're on brunch. You don't like the... The Chelsea boots with the hat and the turtleneck with the gold chocolate. This nigga went to eat like a pilgrim. Where was you? Well, we went to brunch, nigger.

Not, Thanksgiving. Now he pulled up in the Macelew him. Them niggas is necessary to the economy. Not the main baby. The main flower. You got to have them niggas, bro. You got to have them kind of niggas.

Because they're going to be the ones who divide the room. Yeah. them niggas with the boots What you mean? That they're gonna weed out all the lame ass chicks The lame chicks

gonna gravitate to them To the branch boot, yeah The bitches who won't smoke And all that shit That's hot I ain't got no seat I'm gonna sit down

I'm ready to go, dear They're going to the front Yeah You're right Yeah And then they're gonna be sitting down talking about Well what do you bring

To the table, my sister They're gonna have All them conversations What that means That a nigga is some Jordan ones I never asked me what I bring to the table

we'd be the brunch boot niggas every time a nigga and they never ask me what you bring to the table

it's always the brink always so should I pose a quick what should a woman bring to the always niggas

that weren't her own nigs be thinking I put that shit on just because they got on the turn on neck with a hand

it's a brunch booth they'd be like oh so what do you bring to the table and a little brush boot nigs love a

paragamo what answer Are you looking for when you say that? Maybe I just, I don't know. First of all, you need to look at the table and see what's missing. Because you've ever been there somewhere and they had, like, you've ever been out somewhere?

And then they had two or something and you ain't know which one to trust? So you just went with the one that everybody else was eating? Like, who made that macaron? Why ain't nobody eating? Oh, yeah. I'm going to get this one. This one halfway gone.

You need to ask what's on them. You need to figure out what's on your fucking table because you might just be missing a little something. Sometimes all you need to bring to the table Pussy, everything else is there. We're just waiting on the turn. Now, that's my kind of tape. Sometimes you got a clitor table.

Exactly. You got too much shit. You're not trying to eat all this. Not those time you got to clear this. You used to eating junk food. You might be trying to get some goddamn white goo Chilean sea bags. You know what I'm saying?

Some of that's nice. You know what I'm saying? You used the goddamn cheeseburgers and cheetos. You got to. And I thought anything. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Take a motherfucker somewhere that ain't never been.

See, I was talking about the table. Tell them to know what baby names and shit. I like that for a little girl. What? Calamar. Don't name that baby, man. Now, see? I feel like that would happen to you.

Why don't you say that? What? You know his kids' name from the whole seafood section, dog. What? You know somebody that's named after seafood? Pronisha. Well, first of all, what the fuck is Pronitia? I ain't never seen that at the aquarium.

Oh, Pronisha. Pronisha. Get out I was about to say Pro Nisha, that's a type of Fischer, I ain't never heard of that You're only judging nobody's name But I feel like some names

Will just like Big shrimp, baby I just, whatever happened I just feel like you deserve it Like if you got a check in her name Like real hood and she do some hood shit Like, bro, you knew you couldn't be out here fucking with La Dacia like that

La Dacia La Dacia Why do people feel like they got to add a look in front of it It's a whole new name. That's black people's shit. It's the same night. It's just like putting seasoning on something.

We like to accent our shit. Or like if a guy, like, has a daughter. So he's badger with a little Tony's on it. Most of the time, it's the mom's who get the name the baby. So men don't really be having no one. Well, I feel like when men want a junior, we said this before, like, when a man wants a junior, but he has a girl. Like, if his name is George, he'll name her like Georgetta.

That's what I was going to say. I hate for women to go to the game. You know what I'm saying? Joe's the FEMA. Your fucking name. You can get some good ones. There's got to be some good ones out there that come. Don't shame women who named after their fathers.

Like, this name is Darren La Dara Neck. They get real fancy with it. All right. Well, you're going to meet a bitch named Mike. Detachia. The tag. Oh, my goodness. Mike.

I knew a girl named Georgetta. She could fight, too. That sounds like you. She used to be whooping everybody in there. I would not want to fight a whole name. I think the most hood name of a real person I ever met was like that girl named to Jackalisa.

Okay. She went up. She went to school with you? Yeah. To Jackal Lisa? To Jack with Lisa. I had met it to attract me to some shit. She looked like she probably used to run for real.

Fasting him off of her. What? To what? To Jackal Lisa. She was gone. She had to be fans of track something. I know, um, I knew a white girl. Her name was La Shaitra.

She was white And she was really athletic too She showed she could run No, well she could She played volleyball She could jump really high She was real strong I told you about that dude

I met named cocaine All right That was his real name He showed me his idea And everything Okay You sure Did he change

No He didn't have no choice With a white girl She said the fucking crazy Okay I was like You went to school With a white girl

Name Laquiche My damn show did Well I'm I don't feel like you're making this up. I don't feel like he lying, though. I'm not. I'm only one. Oh, I forgot.

He's from a small town. I believe it. White girl named. Didn't nobody know until we did. Like, I knew it. But I didn't think, like, people didn't know until we graduated. You know, you graduated. They say your whole name.

So what does she go by? I ain't going to say it because everybody knows. Oh. Well, I mean, everybody know her probably anyway. That's the worst part about being from a small town. If I say anything, it's like, man, he had to say that shit. Yeah. That lady would be living her life

She wasn't even thinking about None of this shit You didn't brought up. You know my name? Of your little show? I'm not in the entertainment business. Now, why am I,

right? I don't know white people We know crazy names. I am. I'm not a white lady named Lakeisha. But that's a white name. That's like a Russian name

or some shit. Like a lot of them. A lot of them Loshes we think is our shit I'm dead in I don't know He went to

He's not He's not Yeah But it's over there Somewhere They got the same Type of name Yeah

Really I need to go Over there to you Might be spelled A little different This one of the shit You got one right there That's a go

One more All that I had Another blunt And That was supposed to be Arriving soon Where's the blot Dubbers

Arriving There any more blunts Arriving I don't know. Licks will like some word. Somebody fly in the bloody please. Drank. I got you.

Not that thick ass. They're already in there. They don't feel like a regular pack. They don't feel like a regular bag. I don't know. Whatever you want, we got. We got plenty of refreshments and snacks and things of that nature. A jolt to be of wishes.

Mm-hmm. Y'all been dating yet? There's something? Yeah. That's two different answers. Oh. You said what? Hell no.

One band. What's now? Today it's not giving me. Dr. Dr. You're out here dating? I don't know what's going on. You're dating? I'm always dating.

How's it going? You just keep dating? He's going. He's going. Oh, the energizing? The energizer, right? What's the goal? Until I final.

Oh. When I'm a final. Then you're energized. Have that many days. What? been on. I already know how many dates have I ever been on? No, I'm just saying that in this cycle. Oh.

That's, see, that's the problem, because usually after the first date, I go on another date with somebody else. Oh, so you don't know if the shit was good or bad? No, I know. That's why I'm on a date with somebody else. Oh. What if you're already planning a date before you knew it was going to be good or bad? I'm going to do that anyway, so

that's how I was. Damn. Okay. You don't want to be. I don't even know why I'm asking you shit. Oh, that's a little bad. What? Why? What happened?

Because I just realized I think I'm getting too picky. You are? Turn me off. We sit down. Niggas ordering a Cosmo. Talking about, oh, it's sweet. This is good. You judge the niggins off what they drink.

Why are you ordering appetizers? Why do you want to think of them? Nigger order his steak, well done, shaking the table. You go eat, finish your food? Why you want mini-crab cakes? I don't like these. I don't like it. So, y'all be judging niggas on what they.

Oh, y'all boozy. No, that's not bougie, but like... That's very boozy. If these niggins knew what not to do... No, I want you to be yourself. You could tell them right now. What's the perfect day? Why would you order some lamb lollipods?

Talk about... What shut your ass. You heard this motherfucker. Nika posted this plate on the table. This nigga jumped out of the chair. He said that, didn't. They good. Lamb lollipops are delicious.

Don't let anybody tell you. They tell me. That's how I'm trying. You have a balsamic glaze. With a little rom-a-lod. Then he's doing a boomerang, talking about one-to. And they're mad. Boy, get the fuck I'm about a rom-a-lis.

I'll be ready to go. No. Ryan looks like a rom-a-lod. You don't know how to filter them type of the niggas out? I mean, that's why I just stopped. Obviously, I don't. So I'm just, I'm okay with being by myself for the summer and working. So don't order no, la-l-do.

Not me. No, you order nothing little. Why are you ordering little cheese? All right. I think the most... Why are you ordering a petite filet? Wait a minute, first of all, first of all. Strawberry lemonade.

Can I get a refurb? You thirsty. That's going to fill you up. I ate before I can't. But y'all, but j'all sometimes, some of y'all, if... Okay, the dude chose the restaurant, right? Okay, yeah. Hit y'all, took y'all.

See, all right. Some of y'all, not. child, but some of y'all, they'd be trying to break motherfuckers and go crazy on the first day. But you shouldn't, you got to know where you're going. And you can't afford to, you know, you don't need to be there. And that's cool till they run into a nigga, and that's, that's the

freakies he get. He just want to watch her eat all night. Eat some of it. We're going to go ahead and order dessert. I'm full. No, you ain't. No, you ain't. Let's see the dessert part. Yeah, bring us cheese cake. We're just going to sit here and get hungry again. Yeah. What? Yeah, that's why I'm just lying there.

I don't know why niggas even set themselves up with that shit. Why would you take a motherfucker some way you can't afford? That's the trick to, that's a dating hack. You got to take her somewhere that you can afford everything. The rule is never take her nowhere you never been. Exactly. Joke-out-games. Go a day early and scouting me.

You can tell when you take a guy somewhere that they low-key can't afford, because, like, y'all order y'all drinks. and, like, you order your food and he's like, oh, I'm good and he just started eating a garden of shit's off his drink. Can I get some more? No, I'm not going on.

What I'm not going on? I'm saying, you can tell. Like, why have you ate 16 hours? Can I have another live? Nick, like, you can tell. You kind of know what's going on. Oh, my God. Hey, man, you know what's always done?

What do you do at that point? Do you just lean in and be like, you can't afford that? What's always dope is you got to sneak and paint? You're going crazy. You got to sneak and pay and act like you're sneaking out just to see if she down. Like if you go out to eat with a chick, like you go to the bathroom and then like you pay for the food. But then you act like you just walking out.

Like, fuck that, let's leave. Fuck these people, let's go. Just to see. But you paid. I already paid. Just to see if she down. I don't like that. Don't text me because I'm going to feel every time.

Don't tell me because I'm going to be like, hold on, I'm going to go to the restaurant and call her Uber. I ain't bet Okay, so you give them more points for getting the fuck up out of there with you Or you give them more points for being like No, that's all I gotta take care of that person Good dating, bro, you gotta find somebody

who can accept all your bullshit All the time You want a thief? Pretty much You're right No, it's not about if I want a thief or not But I'm just saying If I was a thief, would she still fucking with him?

No! But what is? What if it reveals, what if it reveals that she is? And now she's like, oh, my nigger, I thought you never had. Oh, you know, my uncle got all the dope in the southeast. Now you're in the game, dirty than the motherfuckold. Right, because you was playing. But I thought you'd be silly.

No. No. Exactly. That's why you don't need to play like this. No. Now you in the dope. That's a good. That's a good.

Now you in a dope game. We should do it. You got you and caught up in the dope game. I wonder how many parents were up in the 90s. I wonder how many parents were up later in the 90s. Pauline.

Hi, Pauline. I think our son is caught up in the dog game. This week is not Pauline. Daughter of Paul Sr. Pauline. Pauline, I think our baby's caught up in the dope game. Oh, my.

Shout out to everybody who didn't get on crack. If you've never tried crack cocaine ever in your life, this is your shout out. This is the year. Especially if you grew up in the late 80s, early 90s, that was parents' biggest fit. Yeah. They used to send programs to the school

just to try to keep people off drugs, and they didn't even have good ideas. on how to do it. Are you talking about there? Yeah. That shit filled us. I remember that song, too. Dare.

I remember that, too. Yeah. Remember that shit. You was probably shaking assing that. Dare. I remember that. I remember that shit. You remember that shit.

I remember that shit. That's how I was not being in a joke. I don't smoke a little crack before that's all. But, yeah. They did a lot of lines. I just smoked a crack before. That's why you did. I didn't lie about what?

I don't smoke a little crack. I'm sick of you. This is why don't nobody put up with your shit. You say this on your first day, though. Stop, man. Stop, because this show got a lot of reach. Oh, kill. They're going to be going to start coming to your show,

like, let me. He'll go, and they just go put it in your head. They don't send you a pipe in a few. I like that. We do not condone the use of drugs. We do not. at all. At all.

All right. Stop. Okay. You're judging people. I'm not judging nobody. It's not your place to judge anyone, because you don't have a hell or a heaven to put me in. Do you record, like, request weed on your, like, riders when you go to different? I get my own weed.

I know that's right. I don't trust them people. That's how I feel, because people will be trying to bring me beans. I don't bring my own beans. See you, see? I don't know who in your kitchen. You are digging the hole deep. What?

Because you say beans, they're not thinking. They can exercise pills, man. Oh, I'm talking about barbecue beans. This is a time when I ate. She likes beans for the beans. Make it clear. Let me get some of that little whammy of y'all drinking, man. Oh, yeah.

Clayton always drink with us. You know, I'm just, it's wine. I'm not drinking heavy. How many of you ever seen me drink a lot of. See, you see. No, it's nothing wrong with two drinking moscow. If it is, I wouldn't even want to know. That's why I ain't ask.

I just said whatever it is. What is? What is it? I got you. Oh, no. Don't tell me it's some other shit. It's no. Don't be the niggins drink or whatever the women's drinking.

Yeah, you know, the greasio. Don't be drinking whatever the women drinking. I like that. Can I get the peanut drink? Don't drink what they drink. Don't just be drinking with the women drinking, bray. I remember we went on spring break one time. My homeboy got drunk off some shit called pink pant and pull down.

Oh, I like that. He was done. What if you were done? Fucked up. Because they should be too much. I sure gave in it anyway. Like they pronounced me wrong. I had that happen before.

You have? Yeah. Like what was he that they ordered? My wife couldn't pronounce casadilla. What they say? Quasadilla. Some shit. No way they made that face.

This, when she had to point at it, she had to... This one right here. Yeah. Now, why do you take that... Where did y'all... You don't know. They had case of Dia's on the first day. You don't know that he's fucked up.

Why are you taking somebody on the first date that got Casey D? Everybody don't get the crime shit. We haven't been on the first date to Papacito was when I was young. Right. They got Casey D. That's what I'm saying. You know who you're going to with. No, no, all right.

You ain't never been on the first date of Papacito? Case of Dias, that's. I don't know. I really have it, to be honest. You're from Texas. No, but I'm just saying like during that time, no, I really wasn't like, mm-mm. I'm not saying, oh, I'm too good for it. No, I just never went on that day.

So what was, like, the worst place you went on the first day? Worst? Yeah. Like, I get low level. I feel like we all went to, like, the little chilies and the Fridays, like, when we were younger. They got good to the-a-up. Applebee. She, you meet the right, motherfucker.

We're being there this weekend. Okay. You'd be surprised. That's the thing. Like, it don't matter where you go. You used to just have a good time. That would be the vibe. I'm not going to lie.

This is the one thing that I learned, though. You take these women to these expensive-ass restaurants. They are half-ass. And then you'll end up stopping by Chili's on the way home any fucking way. You could have just went to chillies first. You ain't eating with Big Mama. I'm going to finish my food. See, that's what scared niggins off from fucking with you then.

Because the nigger think he's going to have to feed you twice the same night. Yeah, you can't snatch food out of the niggum. I do. I know. Even me, I'm not about to feed her ass three, four times a day. And we still got to wake up and go to brain. But why not? Because I'm not doing that.

You know how much it called? To feed somebody? To feed her? You know how much it costs to feed one person? Big-ass titty. She wants snacks, juice. If you want not to eat three meals today? No, no, no.

Going out three meals? We're going out for every meal. How much do I think it cost to feed somebody? If you want not to eat like three times a day. Don't talk to Dres. She's just going to make this shit way more expensive than he got to be in the number. She got to stop by the bank to pay her car no. Right.

But it's the same motherfucker. First of all, I don't get no parno. You know what I'm making. You know. If a nigga wasn't bad, you know what they'd really be eating? Let me get a water in a small frat. That's a hot, motherfucker, my isn't it? Women don't be eating shit, let somebody else burn it.

Can I get a kid's meal? One day, I didn't eat. I'm only going to eat too. I'm only going to eat too. It's a lot of 40s. In real life, most of these women starving, I don't get a fuck how good she looked. I waited. Go to L.A.

Don't nobody like you until you're like, y'all want to go to Raskol's and stuff. I'm vegan. took a vegan visitor Roscoe, guess what she had? A big-ass chicken salad. Guess what she did? Hey, oh, look, I'm like, you ain't really vegan, you are a broke. Right, right.

You was vegan until I got out here this weekend. I haven't had chicken in so long. It's been months. Yeah, because you couldn't afford it. Not she's only vegan because she can eat ladies. Man, she can afforded ladies. They'd be Freakins. Now, get out.

They'd be Freakins. Whatever they can get for free. Yeah. I'm not going to be Freakins, why? No, I'm not going to lie With me and drag go out to eat Especially when we're with Kiki,

our friend Kiki too. We literally order everything like You're all rich. No, we're not. Don't be out of flexing for motherfuckers? We're not talking about established people because I'm sure y'all be having

extra champagne and shit left, though. No, I'm not going to lie. We do order everything on me and you, but I'm the friend who's going to eat like two bites of everything. I don't never eat. I always finish my food. Oh, hold on.

Get back to it. What's the number for one person to eat? Don't get off. No, you got a... I feel like that's worth in inflation, too. At least $100 a day. $100 a day? If you want I to eat?

That's like... Ryan. No, he agreed. That's... You agree. Okay, now, for two people. You're going to have to skip on one of them. For two people?

I mean, and I really tried to want for one person to eat for breakfast and dinner. You had a hundred dollars. But that's on the low end. Like Ryan said, that's on the low end. That's 30. That's about $30 per meal. Let's see a bitch like me. I need some snurred.

$30 plus meal. I need about $1.50. $30 plus meal, right? I need about $1.30. $30? Maybe an extra $5. Listen to this shit, man. Of course, a $5 because how you're going to get it?

If you get it delivered, that's an extra 50. I hope the niggers who watch this show. If you're going to get it on $5. You think being in love is free. It costs $5.00. So you got to bump that up to $4. $700 a week. $700 a week.

$700 a week. to feed these women. That's if you don't see her for two days. What if you eat chicks in late for? You need at least $700 a week to feed a black woman. It's a thousand a day. In America, it's in America. The day is 120 a day.

At least. It's got to be 120 a day at least. At least. I'm hungry. I'm hungry right now. Okay, so it costs $700 a week to figure the black woman. Right. Jesus.

Why can't just be a woman? Why are you got to be a less? Because hell, this is a black show. And we put black women first. Thank you. Period. My brother. We don't know what some crap is he.

We put black women first because most of the people in there date black women, I think. I think everybody do. My peace. Let me look around. Yeah. Which one of y'all, the niggas who don't, they get off of that.

The niggins who don't. Which one of y'all are impossible? No, everybody in here Even drinking that almond It's a few black women In here that big black women Now they're going to look around Shit

Well, fuck that Most of our mothers is black Hey, absolutely Ron's like, damn I didn't make the cut You dirty motherfuckers Find another way to exclude

You separate yourself With the lollipops, man I'm going to leave right alone Here's our statistic He's our minority We minority So we understand the plight of minorities So we had to add

Another kind of minority And hell Black people and Asian people Been kicking together so long It was only right Yeah Hell yeah That's how we can say like

85 South is diverse Right Right I got ads is all over me They're like this a diverse company Ryan Hell yeah We are very diverse

Period Right And come in Tell these people about diversity. Oh, you want to speak to somebody in the diversity department? I don't know. They act like they don't speak, nigga. I don't know.

I'm not going to switch the bloke. I have gotten to the point of his blunt, why I'm tired of lightning. You want to speak to them out in front of HR? New blunt. No one. Fuck it. That's how we live in. New blunts.

New blunt, please. He's the whole diversity department. He's the whole diversity department by himself. Oh, thank you. Fruit snacks. Yeah, bring those over here. Y'all do want some. 85.

You said, wait for your fills, ladies. We got some. No, y'all don't want something once they're over there. We got some tour days coming up, too. Say that. Hey. Hey. Yeah.

We're all sides. We're back. Like the pockets on your jeans. Mm-hmm. I like that. Yeah, yeah. Back like a spinal collar. We're back like a pet.

Hold on like a wood. Spinal collar. Mm-hmm. That was it. like being brother we beg like return to send him why I saw he was to say

we beg like return of him because we is this is my fault God Twitter said that's one of the worst songs

they are crazy well we know it ain't no A&Rs on theirs because imagine they would have never found him I want the back story

that's all I want to know that was a great But we always ask this question You lied to my I want the back story For what led up to the song Because he was British That was a triple entendre

I told you all that No I want to like pre-soul I want to see this nigga When he was in his prime Macin And then the one chick That he stopped all this Macon for And then he had The Mac had to return

Because the niggas was happy He was back Yeah he was but he was low-key hurt Because you ain't never happy When you returned to the meat No I'm saying he was he was acting like people was happy

he was back like we didn't even know he was like I had never heard when did you leave right yeah oh you're back when did you go

who are you but no he was hurt though because at the end he was dreaming because he was trying to make it seem like no listen to the video no he was trying to make it seem

like he was good but at the end he was like oh no girl once my pearl once you're a pearl you were hurting did you see the video he was hurting back

yes sitting in that chair by itself. You're like, I can you make, that nigga was hurt. He was hurt. He's the way he started the song. Whoa! He was crying.

Come on. Y'all jamming. This thing was in the studio crying. That's the gay. Y'all heard his sound like, no he wasn't. Come on. I think that nigg was happy to be back in the street.

Now, that was casey. It didn't hit him to the end of the song now. You don't know what, that's what he said. You don't know what that nigg is saying. until he get together. Your lied. That's it. Huh?

Bitch, I don't want a nigger that never call me his pearl. That's too cheap. Call me a dime. Pearl. My pearls. A little girl. I'm letting you know

what you were to me. I'm not fucking pearl, niggas. They do be throwing pearls up in their darkness like that shit. Pearl is at the bottom of the C4 reason. That's some old lady shit. I love a good pearl.

Do you? You love everything. You love everything. I'll take a little pearls. I'll take a little pearl. I don't believe in shit that you don't like. A little crack, a little pearl. I don't want to know.

Bees. Oh, my goodness. I was like things that are smaller around. Aren't pearls and oysters? These are a few of my favorites. You're weird. Let's get you. Pearl beans.

Pearl beans. Pearl beans and crack. Not pearls beans. These are a few of my favorite. What is wrong with you? Carlos, can you have some power on? What? Miss lady.

I don't have any money. All my money is tied up in investments. You don't need that much money for pearls. My money's tied up in investments. Yeah, we invested. You know what, like, I've seen some antique pearls on 100. But that's what I'm saying. I feel like, all the girls on Instagram, all they want is these Cuban links,

these Rolexes. I want some pearls. I'm gonna tell the fellas this, though. Don't be fucking with a chick who already got her name played on her necklace, bro. If she got her name, her nickname, and iced out damage, she's already ahead of you. Don't even try. Don't fuck with a girl with her name on the team. Don't fuck with none of these girls

who got rapper necklaces. Wrapping necklaces? Trust me, man. What if it's a bullshit? It might be fake. A lot of them are. They don't check women's jewelry. Let's be real, though. They don't. And women don't check the jewelry. You know, there's a lot of companies that actually make these

necklaces that look real, but it's targeted for women. Because I know that women, women can get away from wearing fake jewelry. Me can. No, you can. I mean, but on the grand scheme, things that low-key can, though. I feel like everybody who about to buy some real jewelry should buy some fake jewelry first. So you know, test drive. So you can practice wearing it.

Yeah, see if a nigga take your shit before you go. Oh, these niggas wanted it. They're going to rob you be mad as fuck. More than I did. No, what if the thing is just don't want you to have it. It's just taking that shit just because I refuse. I know one thing, I'm fighting over my perils. No the fuck you're not.

Step to me in my pearls if you want to. Somebody going to walk him with snatched that shit. I'm going to say, that was mine, Rashon. That means something. Give it back. Give it that. You want to bustle with your husband. Hey, what's that new hood and show that they got on Zeus?

With the girl with the one two, she's been fighting. Oh, bad girls in South or something. That's what it is. She got one two and be rocking me. of shit, because she ain't got... Hold on, she ain't got one, too. She's missing one. Oh, yeah, she's missing a two.

So she don't care if she knows the other one. Because I want to say, got one tube? No, but I'm saying, that's wild. If you fight a bitch with a missing tube, you were asking to die. If you only got one... She ain't got shit to a little bit more like... She's about to fight you to the devil. Oh, yeah, she's willing to die about it.

And she's been beating people up. Beating people up. Ain't that blue-faced lady? Oh, that's her? Yes, yes. She's fine? No, she's actually a really pretty girl. And she'd be beating people up.

I ain't never seen it look fine No, I mean, I think she's pretty Like, she's actually really pretty She's a cute girl Oh Yeah, she beat up his mom and her sister At the same time She beat up his mama and her sister

No, not on the show Oh, that says it right there That pussy fight Yeah, that was tight on the phone She's amazing That's some good pussy She fought In blue and she said this nigga's

Mama and his sister No, I don't know who recording Yeah, that's what they said I ain't never had a nigga That's wrong I'm trying to see what nasty. If let's fight your mama and your sister and you keep fucking with it, what kind of pussy is that?

No, but she said that in the video, though. She was like, you can go fuck with them bitches and let them cream on you. If they even do that, I said, period. Not you agree. If they even do that. You're going to jail. She said a word. I just had a flashback.

I heard the word cream. Oh, shit. She don't got a tune. You always talk about people missing society. Might be more what you're saying. But I ain't never discriminating nobody missing a front tooth. You should. That's why I draw the line.

I thought of missing a tooth was missing the tooth. Whatever fuck you're missing it at. I feel like it's probably harder to get a front tooth than it is to get a side. I think that's the easiest one to get. I think she already got one and she just took it off. No, a front one is way easy to get. No, it's not because he got a perfectly match. A side tooth is on the side.

No, that shit was sliding in so slick. They got some shit. If it's a front tooth, they got to be the front. color match. That's what's crazy that the young people watching this show don't even know

that their day is coming. What day? Is they missing a tooth? You could be the next victim. What? A side tooth missing. Oh, my God.

Now, missing a tooth period that you can see is wild. Like, I'm talking with one that you can see. Like, because, you know, some people would be missing one way back there. That's hard, man.

It's back there. My cousin was crying one time, and she was like, crying real hard and I noticed her two was my suicide and I was like, I can't even take you serious why didn't even turn new head? Because I didn't know like stop man

This is in no way reflects how I feel about people who have I'll talk about that later I feel like I'm in stage in my life Like if I met a bad bitch who was missing a sad tooth I would definitely buy her one You saw I can you say I'm talking about off the rip

Oh So you're fine bitch A tooth, but you can't buy me some pearls? He's stricken this bitch. Yeah, because I'm thinking long-term investments. That is a long-term investment. No, because I'm saying like you'll, like you'll be fascinated with the pearls, what, 24 hours? Fascinated.

You think she's going to be fascinated with Pearl? I'm just saying, look at the nigga they're coming from. So what I'm saying is that may last, what, 24 to 48 hours. But if I get this lady a side tooth, she's a bad bitch forever. She's forever and dead it to you. Right. Forever. So even if it don't work out, like if she move on and find who she really loved, she's going to be like,

if that nigger wouldn't have never got me that side tooth. If you lose your side tooth, are you supposed to put it on your pillow? Like as an adult. As an adult, you gotta take that bitch to his dinner with you. Who's going to use some money for that hoe? That whole 40 years old bitch, I don't want that old. Is that too bad? I'm going to be like, oh, hell, hell, no.

at least when you lose as a kid bitch, it's only two-three I mean, not two-three, it's about five years old. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to a 40-year-old, too. Damn. They're all the cage. It just reminded me of this video that I see.

It's a reason to fill out. It's a reason. I saw this video, man. This dude's son, two fell out, man. And he woke up all excited. He was like, Dad, the two-fair gave me $100. He was like, fuck. He got drunk and gave him $100 for him.

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kept, you missed the whole point. But what was the point in doing that instead of just letting it fall out naturally? We don't know the way. I wasn't actually cheap on too much. But eventually it was going to fall out if you just wait. Not really not to let you do something

to, you know, go ahead. Hey, you were talking about motherfuckers missing teeth. There's some people out there with some adults out here with some loose ass teeth too. Loose teeth. Yeah. You know what you shit?

You're gonna get beat high, I got beat. Grown-ass people don't know if they shit gonna out to come out or not, shit just loose. Not that's been looking at the man like, man. They, shit, wiggling up. He says grown people with loose teeth. Muckuckuck up got them loose-ass teeth. Oh my God, I don't know what if I would do

if I woke up in like one of my teeth was loose. Can I be honest? That's a dream that I've had a lot of times and I always wake up like, I be thinking it's going to fall out or something. You ain't never had a dream about having a loose suit? Teeth fall, no. Me, you...

I had a dream about my teeth fall. Me too. It mean you feel you ain't in control. For real? How the fuck you know that? Because he was smart. Because he woke my brother. That nigga knows some shit, bro.

You just said, when they look it up. After you had that shit, I said, let me either go to the dentist or this shit's some psychological shit and they said that. I'd be having some dumb-ass dream, girl. One time I got mad at myself at the dream, and then I turned around and I looked at the dream camera, whatever the fuck it is. And I was like, Nick, you ain't going to even remember this shit.

I was telling me. That means you had a lucid dream. I was talking to myself. You were talking about from the dreams. No, I didn't. Because I'm having some good-ass dreams. But when I wake up, it's like, the bitch will be like,

ah. I hate when you be having dreams so good and then you try to go back to sleep. Like, you wake up in the middle of it, and then you try to go back to sleep to finish it, and then you just don't have anything. You can control your stuff. Like, you be having lucid dreams

You can do what you want in your dream Oh, you know what's crazy about my dreams It's like There's all Like you ever walk, like you ever use Like those fucking weak ass doors that you just push Like to the kitchen or something shit

Those are everywhere in my dream They just like Swinging doors Yeah, you can just everywhere we go It just bust through some doors What? I don't know You got to get a cowboy

And some shit, I don't know That's not the woman, man Hey! the fuck who stole my horse no but you mean the kitchen doors and go away oh that's like the sitcom doors yeah

yeah they're walking you you just yeah now let's get a wild ass dream the other week I can't even remember

what it was about and I probably wouldn't say it because it was too wild it was something you told me and I was just like in the dream I don't know I've been having a lot of crazy dreams

as a comedian I've had them dreams where the whole audience be naked, though. Who'd be naked? Like, doing jokes, and then I look out in the whole crowd naked. I want to say it was about somebody I used to book with.

That's a reoccurring dream. It was so random. I guess it just comes from being in front of so many people all the time. I guess that's just a, like, a psychological thing to not be, like, nervous and some shit. I just think everybody in the crowd naked.

Was Ron in the audience? So it's not like at the show, like, in the dream. Not like, I'm looking at the actual body parts. It's just that they don't have clothes on. Bro, Ryan can't get a break around this motherfucker.

Brought that man in for no reason. He was literally over there like this and he was like I'm sorry. It's something about performing

in front of a lot of people that do some strange shit to your dreams. You don't be nervous? No, because I told you in my mind I've already seen

these people like naked. Everybody. But it's not like body parts naked. It's like you can't see detail yeah like tv show audience you just know everybody naked yeah like a 10

dog like shoulders yeah it ain't like graphic nudity like no but it's like clearly the whole body nudity but not like descriptive enough where you can do like you know michael jack's black and white video we're like yeah okay how they was doing yeah yeah there was a dude in the video had held just like you yeah and I know he has the musters That nigga looked like... She said, boss, I ain't got that, though. I got that. I think that nigga went on instead, like, fruit juice a little bit after that.

He on Welchie? I know what you're talking about. No, but he had, like, a cranberry juice commercial or something after that. A working thing. Ocean spray. Yeah. That's who got to really fuck with the black community, because we've been buying that high-ass juice. Come on, we've been supporting them motherfuckers, one juice at a time.

Might be. Come on, man. Ocean Spray. Get at somebody, man. I like simply. We'll fuck with them too. They knew to the game, so I figured they weren't really ready

to come to the black community because they don't know we was holding them down when the bitch was a dollar. Yeah, we fuck with them. Are we ready to talk about this? What? Inflation?

I think black people is the majority of the juice market. Because we got the juice. And we're dripping. Come on. Come on. I'm mad after all these years. O.J. Simpson still ain't got no orange juice.

now see the crazy part is he should take a stab at the orange juice money hilarious he got my Twitter I'm sure I'm sure I'm kidding

my old Twitter what did you say because I said his head was long and my shit was gone I said some while the crazy shit is they fuck with OJ still his head long that motherfucker about

he got a head About three feet. White women still fuck with him in Florida. He'd be at like little bars and shit. I can't imagine

Yeah, they'd be kicking it with I want, you know, I mean that white women have been disappointed that they went home with O.J. Simpson and woke up the next morning like, God, I'm still alive.

I'm still alive. I'm still alive. Must not be the O.J. I thought he was. Maybe he didn't do it. What? No, you know the bartender probably be in there like

juice? He's a teddy bear He's a teddy bear He comes in He orders his little burger He watches his little burger He watches the game He talks to me

He's a teddy bear And a great tip He told me He did do it What Crazy Even if O.J. Every day

Even if he didn't even do it though Every time Every lady he's going to be with Soon as he raised his voice A little bit Gonna be terrified What are you going to do Is that I mean

Stop yelling Stop yelling at me. But that's how you know motherfuckers ain't really scared of the shit. They act like they're scared. What you mean? They act like they scared of black people they've never seen before, but

OJ still, you know what I mean? What you're gonna do? They still taking pictures. If he was white, you think you'd be scared of black people? If you was white, do you think you'd be scared of black people? Because we don't know what we look like to white people.

You might look big as hell to white people. Big. When they see us, they're like, oh, my God, they are so big. No. Like, as a white person looking at a black person, you ain't going to see this regular size. You're going to like, this motherfucker's huge. They only did that. I don't think so.

I'm telling you, man. No, they only think that if you are big. That's what I was going to say. I think if you live in the hell. No. No, no, that's care. You just look bigger to them. No.

No, that's what they want to say. That's what they're going to say. He was just so big. You just looked so much big. We found out our vision is further back, our retinas, it makes you guys look bigger than you really are. That's the, I'm telling you, we probably look big as fucked to white people. That's the greatest white defense I've ever. They keep saying it.

Why did you shoot him? Because he looked huge, because I have white retinas. I don't know, because you ever seen a black baby? You ever seen a black baby that was so big that you had to ask, how old is he? that baby's huge but he is big he don't look big he is

that's why you gotta have this nigga around bro because he makes shit makes sense that already made sense but now it's making sense that it already made sense yes you do

that's why y'all work good together why we look good together because y'all agree about the shit that's agreeable but when y'all disagree is still agreeable shit to disagree about. Y'all, y'all argue, because you ain't got to argue.

We don't ever really argue just because opposite of agreement, ain't an argument. We argue a little bit. Not really, not as much. I saw one clip where Drea just gave up. She just gave up. But it's about it's defensive old. I'm talking about real.

Mid-episode, she just started drinking her wine and was like, that's next. Well, Dreyer really knows me because, like, one time we had a moment, actually when we were in L.A., and everybody was pissing me off, and I'll just I started yelling. They was like, y'all just leave alone.

She'll be all right, 10 minutes. Literally 10 minutes. I was like, what a drink. Are you okay? No. What's wrong? What did when you was yelling? I don't want to hear.

I want to hear the legs be crazy. I was like, motherfucker up. Unplug your phone. Shut the fuck up. Everybody phone. Airplane mode. What was you doing?

She was about to go on a rampage. I really was. And then when I got, I was like, mad. Then I got out there. I said, you want some water. Mm-hmm. She's got to give her a moment

I just really need a moment You can have a moment, bro I don't like getting mad Because when I get mad I become a whole different person So I just like to like Not even let myself get to that point And normally I don't

I just do like with it Mm-hmm Mm-hmm Mm-hmm I love it Uh-uh, don't be reaching in your bag I was yeah What's in your back pit?

They ain't safe outside Can you say backpack? Backpack Backpack Backpack Backpack! I hate it here. We love it here.

Yeah, dog. This is one of the greatest places on earth. Welcome back to the 85-taps show. Yeah. I've been really calm in show, Carla. I like being hooked because I feel like I'd be catching, like, a contact crowd. Yeah. I smoke half a with you.

It's just that the weed is such a good compliment to what's in your cup that it just makes sense. It's all about atmosphere. Shout out to the person who sent us this dope as artwork. Oh, you're not new artwork. Yeah, yeah, I can't wait until we get to our studio, but we're just going to have all the dope-ass artwork. That's what it's called. Magin the bitches, smacking the holes.

Went to the pad to get the school. Knuckleheads outside, cold shooting some hoops. A car pulls up, who can it be? A fresh El Camino rolling kilo G. Man, rest and peace is easy. You see how I did that? Stop playing. Oh my God

Don't touch me Fuck off me, man Why nobody ain't told me Why nobody ain't told me Stop Because it was tragic It was I didn't know Oh my god

You see the movies Oh you saw that Oh you know that like it That's who I said Hold on let me look Make sure my chain hang down to my dick I know my tongue

am I chaining white I know I'm the shit my chain hang down to my I know I'm the bomb Hey shout out a little weird

He killed that little hook I think everybody I think I think Gucci and Jesus deserve all that credit him, man Come on him, man We need to talk

To all the legends You feel All over. We're a platform for them. This is all one necklace, though. It just looked like three. Not it's all connected in a bag. On one class. It's real long. He had to loop it.

My chain real heavy. I got this job at the jewelry store in the mall and temple. Who was Eddie? He had Eddie. So why he said it's not from Eddie? Because it was popular to go to Eddie. He said, he was a little bit more. Oh, okay, because I was like,

why are you fucking in me in business? So I got a whole grill, but it came from Scotty. Oh, Scotty's wasn't rude? No, Scotty. Scottie, she out here. Scotty, X-O, you watch this. I need a girl. Oh, he still here.

Yeah, that's my shit, cold. Yeah, we know what's going on. We sent them on the show. She did it for us right? I tell him to come through Portland. Yeah, tell me that come in. I want to bring. You gotta go?

I'll go. What? Yeah, I got a bottle with open. Open too close. Yeah, I got it. He went to the game. Remember we went to the host game? I said, I don't know.

I'm right. He said, I'm fresh to death. No funeral. Okay, leave. He did. Hold up. Drop your Patreon link so people can go watch the exclusive shit. Oh, if y'all go to Patreon, it's Patreon.com

backslash poor minds. We have an actually... What did they hit forward slash? You know, he's going to still go there. But we actually have an episode with Slink Johnson, drop it on Patreon. Let's go! That's go!

That's good. It was such a good episode He's so funny He's so funny He's so funny So you're gonna tell me about What I'm gonna tell me about my nigga that's funny I always

I already knew that nigga was funny Okay I always tell people You're the funniest thing in the world Why do you be telling me You're putting a lot of pressure on me That's probably why so many people Don't like us

Top 5 You didn't cry I tell you how far funny Literally For really You know what's crazy Because I just had a epiphany one day we were all around

and we planned that shit we looked at each other and said one day we're going to be the coldest niggas. I guess it's that day. It is. Everyone affiliated with Eddie Pover's in a minute. Now it's so fucking funny. Now it's hilarious. Don't do my boy like that.

Now see how you do? Don't do that. I don't know who that is. Now I went after that man that got booed he did you. Shut out there. Oh, you're talking about dude. That was 30. That is funny. Yeah, like, you know, like he went up to our man and got booed. Damn opening up for us for the live show.

But who is that? Okay. I'm telling. You know. You ain't, he got a see these. When you see this, get on his dad. Little brother down. Which one?

Which one you're talking about, man? The little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the little, the big one. Oh, no. I see. Oh. The tie short one. I see. You know what I'm talking about?

Sam J? Who? No. Don't do now like that. Who is it? No. Netflix is a joke. No.

No. That ain't it? No. You know. All right, man. Why do you do that? Oh, they're like that. It's now.

All right. Now, you're talking about a dude. No, I don't know. I know who you're talking about. I don't know. Is it like normal for comedians to get booed on stage? Yeah. Have you ever been booed?

No, I'm not normal though. Do you think he ever got booed? No. I'd have had some very awkward sets, though. For real? Yeah. Like what happened when was awkward about? I've had some very, like, weird moments on stage

where you could be talking to the people, and then it's just like, like, some are happening without you knowing it happening, then it's like, you'll keep doing the shit without you. shit without knowing what the fuck happened and then they'll be like it's like they'll tell you what happened without happening like nigger you can't see what happened it's like what the fuck y'all old look demeanor and change one time i had the show it was all older people like a church or something and it was like do your thing just do your thing how you do your thing and then i was

church people find to see you yeah it was in this like little private room you know like the hotel had like a room for like a wedding reception and the shit was like i come on stage it was all old people i'm I'm like 60 and up and the people who threw the show they was like, no, they want shit, do your thing, how you do your thing? So I'm doing like, doing my shit.

Do you know they all? This shit both is fucked. But they like, they're not even responding right. So I'm thinking, so I'm thinking oh, they're not, this about to be one of them shows. So it's like, these people so old, they just waited all the way to the end

and just gave like one applause. But like a grand applause Like a standing ovation Five-minute clap I was like this This is the weirdest shit I had ever seen What you mean?

That boy good Yeah because I was like As I'm trying to leave That's the only time they responded Like no keep going They ain't saying shit the whole time All way at the end I'm talking about a five ten minute

Standing clap Boy you good You could, why don't you say shit then? Oh, we didn't want to mess it up. Oh, my God. We didn't want to mess you up. So they just weren't responded or nothing? Nothing.

No, I love them. All people are so big. They just sat there like, they was laughing. But, brother, they were just sitting there like they was watching Tile appear. They were just. Something was funny. They was probably like, that was a good. I don't know if they got together, all together.

They were like, we're going to see. it to the end now we're gonna do this shit like graduation we're gonna let him do his whole show

and then we're gonna clap at the end hell no I don't even maybe I don't have plenty of shows that was empty as

fucking like you like to that's the worst shit I don't know I don't play so when the show empty and you

still got to do the keys shit at uptown they shook the keys in before I even got a joke out as soon as they cut the music

out And this nigger a joke He likes it Get that Moolato out of here Keyes Not Big Lotto They told them They told them

You don't shake You don't shake your key If you don't have keys Just yell out keys Oh my god But see this the thing about it though man It wasn't much Did I see you?

But then just to see That happened And it'd be like To turn into the nigga That the whole crowd Turn around and be like You're going up Please go up

You're going up Say the whole goddamn show Sometimes they'll start keying motherfuckers just because they've seen us back there. Just to try to make it. That's mean. You don't understand, man.

You don't understand. We have seen mother-buck. But that ain't no, like, rib. I ain't been booed. I have seen motherfuckers. Rip and bum with the same set with the same intensity. Yeah.

That should be amazing. Also, like, it's one set and they get booed and then all the set they're like. They're dead motherfuckers. They're ripped with that same set. They're ripped with this mother. fucking. It's working. Then it didn't work tonight.

Man, for whatever reason. Comedians used to be so scared of it, like, like when they bomb, they have motherfuckers so shook, they'll leave right then to have to go get on stage somewhere else just so they don't have to go home with their hell, bro. Oh, my God. Man, shit ain't working out. I'm trying to go down south side.

I got to go up tonight. I'm like, hey, man. Yeah. I seen a nigga get booed twice the same night. All right. Yeah, the nigga went on stage. popular and I got booed and like the nigga ain't bring me up right so the nigga

went back on stage gave him a great intro the nigga bombed again I see somebody bomb the whole weekend I see the motherfucker bomb and quit doing comedy the same night I'm not gonna lie if I ever like try to comedy and I got booed

one time I'm never coming back then you ain't doing it hey well I'm never coming back that's the thing about common but you say you never got booed so you Exactly. No, but even at its worst, comedy is you want to go back and do that shit again another time.

Like, that shit don't. Like, we did shows with no motherfuckers there. We had it. That's worse than the motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? We had advantage because we went to the club, but we just watched comedy for about six weeks straight. We just seen all the motherfuckers just be good and bad.

And then once we started doing this shit, we was really doing it. So it wasn't like, we weren't bullshin. Like, we see a lot of comedians that was bullshit. Like, we used to always have some shit ready. When did you know you was funny in the average person? Shit. I thought that shit forever.

That's what make them up. But that's what make comedians do comedy. Everybody think that. Everybody who do comedy think they're the best comedians. But I honestly feel like everybody thinks they're funny, though. Especially nowadays. Everybody thinks they're funny. This is the trick about comedy.

If you don't think you the best, you'll never be good. That's true. You got to, like, every comedian that do comedy think they're the best comedian. Because you can't even, like, label that shit. How are you going to compare it? How are you going to compare? Right. And then you feel confident going on stage.

Like, if you already think the other, I get it. Because if you already think the other person is funnier than you, how you're going to perform. But you always got to be trained. We was always trained in your mind. I'm ready to go up with. Any and everybody. You don't know who might come in before you. A real comedy club.

You don't know it might be the biggest name motherfucker in the world. You know what I'm saying? Lead the stage smoking. The show still got to go on. Or you come on after a motherfucker. Man, hey, you're just ready to go. And you can't be intimidated because you really can just ride that wave.

That's the thing about comedy. That's the one thing I should love about hosting when motherfucker pop up. Setting the tone, man. I miss hosting. them shows. Yeah, I like getting that wave going, man. Having a room. I miss that shit. You don't miss that shit. I do, because that shit used to be

fun. I asked you that a few weeks ago, you was like, man, hell, no. I ain't miss it that week. Yeah, here you go. Now you're nostalgic. Yeah, they're missing that week. It's week to week. Yeah, it's touching go. It's touching go, baby. That's your fun. Those were the days.

Good old days. Weekly. Look at you now. He didn't pay for Who said that? I've seen your chick No you didn't Yes I did

Yes I did I said Dray we gotta go The bitch bitch Turn the wig around Who's your Why do you get no check I seen there

I see it I said oh baby I'm not knuggles When we seen I'm gonna talk cracking jokes In this motherfuckers I was trying to make

everybody around I don't see your show Is he's chick For one night I said call me Carlisha Baby Because it's on What are you talking about?

Not you his son. I'm your son. What are you talking about? Berman hand rub. I want that. It must have just been a good night. Hey. I seen it too.

She ain't like. I said, hey, something. It was when we was in Tallahassee. I mean, not Tallahassee. Not that they boy. She was going to say, love. Nah, we weren't in Tallahassee. We were in Tallahassee.

We were in Jackson me. We love to Jacksonville. I said, damn, this somebody paid check for a year. Don't fucking say that. Jacksonville, niggas are savages. Hey, well, don't go bed. I got to go back.

It's stupid. Jacksonville coming up. What's on, Jacksonville? Dang. Did your thing. Had you did your thing. Yeah. That boy is good.

I was proud. I said, look at my daddy. Stunning like my daddy. You know, one time we was in a meeting, and I was like, me and Ryan was going back and forth. I said, I'm not. Not Carlos, I can't do two shows.

He said, your fucking right, you're not Carlos. You're not Carlos. You're not Carlos. I said, hold on. You said a little too strong, my boy. And I said, oh, this is Brian. You're real spicy today. You called him spicy?

Because why would he take that to her? Why would he say you're fucking rights or not Carlis? You know, he'd be running and shit. Ryan. You must get all my boy out there free workout. God damn, you don't work as hard as Carlos Miller. I work hard. I work hard as fuck

He's hollered at you You do work hard He was living And I just was sitting there I said I said I said I can't I squeeze her knee

I said we got to Hell yeah That's why I'm about to take my talents to South Beach He said You're fucking right You don't work as hard As Carlos Miller

And you'll never work in this town again You'll be You'll be pushing Seal meet in Alaska by fucking Tuesday I said

oh it's strict in this means I said we're about to end this me right in that's how it happens though man I work fucking hard

he said Carlos you have the audacity to compare yourself I said I'm not I know I know

you're not y'all must have called my boy off that pre-workout you know he'd be jogging and working out this shit Not he was still jittery.

It was a wild. He thought he was saying it in his head. He was on the redwoods and shit. He said that shit out loud. Me and Chad was just sitting there looking at each other like. Valerious. Damn. Don't compare yourself to me.

She did. And it was rocking. I'm just saying, don't let me be the standard because I have it hard. She did it. Ryan said you're not. Don't never think. People don't know my story. He did his finger like that.

I had to come up, man. He was close with it. Because listen, when I was born, I was a baby. Not you was born by a river. I was born first, then I was a baby. What? Talked myself how to talk. He's shaking up, never more.

Talked myself how to walk. Did nobody ever help me? Why was you born by a river? I wasn't born by a river. Oh. Somebody helped you. But I'm saying when I was born. Rick, Rick.

Somebody helped you. I was a baby. Somebody helped you. Somebody helped you. I grew myself up. Somebody helped you. Oh, why you lost something? You grew on your home, but somebody helped you, my name.

It was up to me. Somebody helped you. You would have spent your home first, three years shitty. You just been a little shitty. You just learned her changes on diaper. I used to roll out the diaper. Just kick it off.

It's going to wait. To roll up in another. Oh, man. It took me a while to figure out the sad, but I figured out some. Hey, I spent the first year as shitty as fuck. Did nobody. help me.

Stop it. But by the time I was two, I was kicking diapers off, left and right. Listen, when I was going, my mom stepped me up and said, look, we ain't got it all day. And I fell two times, but on the third time. Like a baby did. I walked.

He started walking. Baby did walk. Quick. How was that? When I started walking, I started walking early about seven and eight months. You're a lot of time. You're a lot of time.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Oh, hot on. Ha-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Wait. fresh off the womb so like they roll out of the womb

and then walk. Yeah, get your ass. Ooh, baby this year. Oh, most animals walk. I mean, oh, you know that. No, I'm just saying humans are the worst babies ever. Most babies, like animals, like they're

born and they can do things. Human babies are the worst. You got to do. You got to go back. I'm talking about seven and eight months. Whatever the predator is. That's out of it. I was talking.

He was walking seven months. Seven or eight months. I was talking. Not some people do. start walking there like... I was gonna' what's that you're not? You knew him then?

You knew him then? My baby's in him. See, he got a baby. That's the same one. My baby walked down. He just turned a year. But now, like, he full on take on.

A year turned a year is a way different from seven. Yeah. I was born in the 80s. Shout out. I'm born in the 80s. Cracked baby. You're not a crack baby.

Oh, sorry. I was born in 89. I was born in 83. We were right around the corn. But that's what I'm saying, that we didn't have the luxury of waiting to walk early. Like, we had to get that shit.

We had shit. It was Mississippi. You had to go to work? You was going to the oil gas? You had a job, nigga. Telling you, man. He was waking on cooking cornbread. I was out there early.

That's sweet. I am on a prickle of a lot. This is the thing about it. I'm going to fuck y'all up when I bring my family on this bitch. Y'all gonna really, I live up. We come there. When they vouched for all those shit that y'all think I just be making up, it's going to fuck y'all up.

I feel like somebody in your family makes a good pound cage. Everybody in my whole family make shit like that. Hell yeah. We're going to your next family reunion. Man, come on. I bet you ain't never, I take you to my family reunion. You ain't never seen so much catfish in your life. You can be like, did you all?

You leave any fish in this motherfucker? It's your ass out of it. And then they can do this shit for about four days straight. They're going to fish your ass. They had them here. Wait, what is a hog mall? No, he ain't a hog mow. What is he?

What is a hog? What is a mong? What is a mow? The mouth. Yeah, this is a hog mouth. No, it's hog mow. Why is there a deer? So what is the mow?

I think it's like, oh, here's a jog. It's some joffat. Yeah. Why I want to eat somebody joffat? Some face meat. Amen. When you go to the deep south, people still cook like they just got free.

I'm sure they cook it. I'm sure they cook it. A piece of meat in a pot with some shit. All day, you know what I'm saying? It doesn't really have a whole train. And it probably still ain't falling off the bottom. Cheek meat sounds like it's rude. Oh, cheek meat, the song is.

I feel like it might be of the truth. Think about the cheeks that you felt. Cheek meat, don't. It is. It is. What? What is it called? Yeah, the one, you know, is that the one, that's not the one that they could.

He eat everything. Langua. Lengua? There's another one that's just a one that's cheap. I eat chitles? No. You don't eat chitlins? No.

Do you eat chitlins? I've had them. And I don't want no hot. Nick. Now, why y'all started twerking? You just get over here. It's getting too long. That's a bitch you made?

Because, nigga, at first I was like, Oh, shit, crazy. Like, like, he made it. Ain't nobody still told me what a fucking mall is. I'm not eating no hog mall. Let's just imagine it as a random piece of pork fat. And I would just eat a random piece of pork fat. No, it's just like they throw that shit in, like, greens and just throw it in the pot.

For a little flavor. You ate a hog mall. Probably. I don't know. She would. And would, and I'd do it again. By itself. I love.

I eat chitlins. Let's do a food show with Lex and call it Lex eats anything. I don't know how to make a mean bean patty. And first, that's what we're going to start. Y'all want some beans. First three weeks. First three weeks. A bean beans.

All beans, first three weeks. Bitch, I don't want no bean team. Y'all strict. Y'all's not old money. That's something like that said going to be gassy. It is. You know what? I hate that that's what people think because honestly.

If you have a good amount of fiber in your diet, it's not going to affect anything, okay? So if you eat beans and all of a sudden you gas it, that means your diet not right. Oh, no, wait a minute. This is going left. I'm just saying. This is going so far left.

Jeez. I'm tired of the discrimination. It's not discrimination. Bean nation. Shout out to y'all. We're going to stand up for our rights. Who is with you? Beings.

Exactly. This all said Bean nation. It's 20 people in the room. Nobody braise. who was with you you are tripping that's because you should

I'm just half a weed everybody was holding it right here you was telling your story say what you said no I didn't say what you said that's what you did Bean Nation

even Ryan was with you and he ate everything I like beans why are y'all so mad at that yes relax we're good I said 20 minutes ago are you happy I'm in the calm this episode I was just saying

we've exactly accepted you. Thank you. He called me weird. You are a little bit. Be a real pooter. Who eats being? Being weird is a good and great thing.

I'm a real eater. You're being pudding. And great. Great people have been weird. Yeah, you have to be weird to be great. Without weirdness, there is no creativity. Thank you. You got to be willing to do what the other people don't do.

Amen, my brother. You got to keep your imagination in this world. Lex Pee and people, poop, come on. Yeah. Because I'm thinking about doing a self-help book for the hood. A self-help for the hood? Yeah, the help niggas tap into their full potential. A help self-book.

Right. A help, self. I like that. Backward. Then we can do a self-wealth book. I like that. And then we do a wealth self. Then we can reflect on self about the wealth and then flip that in the wellness.

Yeah. A holistic approach. Right. Holes like holistic Approachy Holistic That's a breed I feel like that's when you

That's when you ain't got no holes And you start going to church Holistic We went to church in Nashville And it was good What did you mean good? It was just a good word Chad took us to church

Oh okay It was so weird man I was like this Y'all be doing the weirdest shit praying the Lord is not weird We're weird He took us to church And I screamed amen

And he literally We were so fucking late Number one We got there like 20 minutes That's what I'm saying Y'all just For all they know Let's just

Let's take how fuck up it was You'll tell a church story About how fucking would Please do Carl see Late got on poor my eyes The next week When we recorded

I'm like yeah Me and Ray A big friend for seven years We go to church together Bitch we went to church together No, but let me say So y'all showed up at the end of church No, but let me say the church that

It was probably Chad's church It was, let me tell you all the word He was baptizing this church The preacher got up there and said Because he lives in me, pause That's the church of Chad And then I'm listening to the word Chad's talking about

She into it, huh? Who's in church If I'm not supposed to be into it? And then he was fighting We were the whole time Over the armory We cannot go nowhere But other than that, the word was good.

Besides him saying pause. That's correct. He said God lives within us. Pause. And everybody was like, amen! Because why would you say pause today? Y'all just be showing up at random churches. Yeah.

It wasn't random. And they accepted us, too. They said, come as you are. I walked in with a picture dry on my shirt with her booty out. You know we got them shirts. And they said, amen, my sister. Did you? No, you did not.

Drey was like this on the photo. This one's for the jiggilators. Not jiggilator. Stop the cap. Y'all went in there, buttoned up in a bitch. Gigalation. Buttoned up like him. Man.

Gigulation. Oh, my God, it was a good. Yeah, you're going to have people going to church all the time. It was a grand time. We had fun. It was a great time. He went to brunch. We did.

Oh, y'all really just went to brunch. You know the official song. 20 minutes of church. That don't count the church. All right, 30 minutes. The official song of brunch. What's the official song of brunch? Montel Jordan.

This is how we do it. Yeah. And what's up? Can we talk? That's the brunch song. When the DJ cut the shit off and people be singing, then cut it back on. Now, a brunch song is

Pretty Brown. Yeah, that one too. You know. I want to sing. I am the hot dog. You've been hitting it all day to day. She's working. A singer.

She has been. Both in the club singing off key. Excuse me. That's what he's saying the song. And I wish I never met her at all. It gets better. One of another round. It's about to go down.

I speak about a little. Amen. Is this shit. Welcome back to the 85 South show. And before This is like return of the magic We wrapped this up I'm going to give everybody a few minutes

To just, you know, express themselves And share the necessary information That you feel that you may want to hear We got Dreia XP Clayton English We were just speaking about church So I felt like we should have a little devotion

Amen And we should just Just devoted a little time to the listeners who've been listening, but ain't heard what they listen to. I'm in the pool. Sometimes people get lost, but they ain't lost because they're exactly where they were when they got lost. To lost ain't a location. Lost ain't a place. Lost starts in your mind.

If you're not lost in your mind, then you could be wherever you wanted to be. But since you got lost, you don't know where you started from because you never knew where you wanted to go in the first place. You need a row. Now, how are you going to know when you get to where you want to go if you ain't even know that's where you wanted to go? Oh, speak it. If you never know where you wanted to go,

you're going to be happy. Come on now, see any kind of way. You will never be happy. You will always be unhappy with where you wound up. Where you're wound up. be where you want to be. You wound up because you didn't go where you were supposed to go. Now, if you went to where you wanted to go the first time,

you wouldn't have to made all them stops to them places you didn't want to be. And you was worried about how to get there when all you needed to do was get gone. Not you was wild because you was too wild. Now, sometimes you get too round. And you've got to take a step back and go back to where you were so you can go where you need to be. Amen. You still.

You're still. it don't matter any time you see anybody making some forward progress nine times out of ten they're going to go back a little bit before they go forward a lot of bit that's why they call it a head start but your head start usually start back here back you see your head watch the pole fall to go back then go forward and pull you back then go forward and pull you back

that's how gravity works the nigger who be doing the long jump. He laid you back first. That sounds like a beakhead. Come on. When the sprinters take off, they got to get down. Just to get up. Oh, they get to that finish. Come on. I like it. That's the word. They say on your mark.

Okay. Get sick. Get sick. Get sick. Ready. Ready. Get it ready. Get it ready. Now, see, that might be a whole other problem.

A lot of people ain't. getting set. That's not a church. Send me and being settled. Come on now. You already are in where you want to be. That's a whole nother story. That's a whole nother story. Like I was saying earlier,

take your time next. Talk to the people. How you go? The Lord is good to me. Don't start. You told me. You're not known for that shit. I'm not going to give that shit.

You're not known for that. Why would you do that? You're not known for that. She is always. That's actually her lame to life. It's her boy. Come on. I'm Randy Jackson.

Is it no for me, dog? I was afraid. You thought I was about to say, well, in Hollywood? No. He was too ready. make it save you. I don't know. I'm weak. You know what I'm saying. That's what I'm going to say it.

I cannot believe. You want to reset? No. No. The moment is no. But you've got to sing what I'm here. I mean, I don't think. No.

No, because I try. Let me get my Jesus. That's why I want you to sing in my church because you're a heath. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Because you were heathen. I don't allow that type of shit in my church You can take that shit

Back down the street But not in my church I won't play that shit Let a cook You know I think you need to Have another try It's dreary to turn anyway

It's not your turn to sing Just take some time And do devotion And me and Brooklyn Devotional This is the day That the Lord has made On testimony

Yes Let's rejoin And be glad to me. Yes! I mean, brothers and sisters. A room is still a room. A chair is still a chair. Even when there's no one sitting there.

And a house is not a home. Oh, yeah What you got to say with? I'm just getting on your ass. You ain't got to come on. Preach, pre-proach-all! You ain't got nothing to say to me? Mm-mm.

Don't blame. Mr. Charlie. We gave you one. Mr. Charlie was just a man. And he's doing the best that he can. Speaking of Mr. Charles. It seems like you have a story by Mr. Charlie.

Share your testimony, my brother. Mr. Charlie. This is the time and the place. Mr. Charlie ain't got nothing to do with this. Oh, okay. The good brother Clayton English, closing arguments. I want everybody to remember on their way home. But whatever speed you're going to go.

Mm-hmm. Forget where you're going, but one thing, get your ass out that left lane. Yeah. Get your ass out that goddamn left lane. Right. Sometimes you need people to go faster than you. You do.

You need somebody out of that speed to see what's up ahead. Right. You might need them to hit a rough patch before you do. Right. Flash their hassles. We all not go in the same place. If you're in a rush to get that, get where you're going by getting it. But get your ass out there left line.

Yeah, Mom, get out my way. Real for real, for real. Get out that left lane. That left lane for passing. Some people you've got to pay. Act like you know. Corvette, Corvette. Some feelings got to pay.

It's strict. She had a point. The left line is for the Corvades. You're right. You're right You never know how the spirit is going to move through some people It be moving How do it move through you

You don't move through me It moves around me It leaves me You get what I'm saying Because I'm so in touch with the earth And the nature And the science of it all You feel me? Because I have been

blessed to be a part of something that was bigger than me. Mm-hmm. I didn't choose this life. This life chose me. Agree. Amen, brother. See, that's the thing about God.

He all speaks to all of us different. Yeah. But if you look, if you look, you took. You're fine. Not you. I took.

Amen What are the service It's a different church It's a different church That's a different church We'll get into that later on But if you look He said if you look you took

Hopefully by the word You are you are You are You are looking back Tuckin By We ain't even got time to get into Tuckin because a lot of us have been

took and but we've never been taking but we've been took it yeah I think I've been both some of us have been tooked it I don't y'all know

oh no there are you said took this yeah okay yeah especially give me space give me space

generationally generation and that's what we'll be discussing the next time generational wealth Politics Upcoming election Awoke King

You gotta have Ryan on the college for these Okay, then Anything you all to say his name This is a promo Nah, we just love Ryan I don't fuck with him Motherfuckers

We're in church I am Brother They still Stop hurting my brother This is the pool pig This is my church The pool pit?

Like the pool palace? The pool palace. What if that? Then you need right in your head to do the pool paddle. We're the deaconessies. So if you saw your pastor at the grocery store, right? If somebody disrespected him and he was put in a situation where he needed to say what he needed to say, you couldn't judge him. I know I didn't.

I don't judge anybody. Well, you know. Yes, you do. Like you judged me. Carlos said, are he, it's my opinion. You do some judgment. He had to be paid Because I know, Ryan, he's not even a good person

He didn't even keep mentioning like you. First of all He didn't know about all this food. Right. We in Miami Take me to the worst fucking place I have to be. Well, he's going to do that anyway. Because that's how he is.

He's going to always take you to the worst. It wasn't all part. It wasn't personal. I got this fucking steak, right? From where did y'all go? I don't even know. I didn't want him to say the name. I got this fucking steak.

Let me tell you, it tastes like. It tastes like the motherfucker who cooked it didn't like touching meat. They was like. I don't like it. The motherfuckings ain't seasoned shit. I'm like, oh, send this back. This fucking shit off of my plate. He'd rich up at least the dog.

But he said it was good? He was enjoying. He had fucking food all around his mouth and shit. Mine good. I don't do my boy like that now. I see normally, I'm right. So he took you there, but he didn't tell you what to get. They know him for their tacos.

This is the thing about it. This is why I don't trust his taste. You didn't say that? You didn't mention that part? It don't matter what the fuck it is. Hey, man, this place has great tacos. He going to eat any fucking thing. He don't give a shit if it's good or bad.

I figured that out this weekend. He's just going to eat whatever the fuck. And then it's just, he's just gonna eat again. Food. Yeah, he's a fucking fat dude on the inside. He has never had a bad man. No way. Now, Ryan, do fuck with everything, but

when we went to L.A., the food truck that we went to the Friday, he said it was good and it was busing. Well, I guess it just is 50-50 when it comes to this shit. What do you like to eat? I don't like to discuss my personal preference. about anything on this fucking show because you don't have like a one favorite food? Yeah, I do. But I don't want to share.

Is they going to start bringing it to them? No, it's not that they're going to be bringing it, it's just that I don't... They be sending her cans of beans, so I don't... Tell them you don't want cam. No, she won't. You want it. You want can be... No, I really be wanting, but I don't like, I don't eat other people's food. Like, one girl was like, girl, I'm about to bring you a panda beans. I was like, for real. I'd be scared to eat...

You don't you want dry beans. Just told him you want to drive. I'm a soaker. A bag for pink-combeating. I'm a so-k. Mm-mm. I like homemade means. People give you a lot of shit.

You probably will eat pinsoak beans like a sunflower beans. Fags. No, you better know you, girl. You don't feel good about that moment. I don't like y'all judging me. Let's, next topic. The next topic is make sure you go subscribe the poor minds on everything.

Go get it. They're going crazy. I fuck with it. All the real niggas who watch this show go to both of their Instagram pages and like all the pictures of them with nothing on. I have lost photos like they anymore. I haven't been safe.

Fuck the pictures with clothes on, fellas. This summer we only like in swimwell pictures. The naked or the better. If we start a campaign, there'll be necker. they'll be naked by next year. They'll be butt naked next year. Don't like shit with the clothes on. Yeah.

Go back. I don't give a fuck if it was 2018. Go back and like all the pictures from creep behavior. We like in everything. 2018. Go back. We don't like them. We're going back.

We're catching. None of them. We want the shortest capture possible. Stop saying all that goofy shit. Yeah. His prettiest problem. Bitch, you're still the problem. Stop being problem.

I don't say stuff like that. That's corny. That shit do be corny. I'm saying real shit. That's what you be saying. It's giving pause beach. That's what you be saying. Yeah, because it's fair.

I'm about to start posting some fucked up captions on my shit. It's short, though. So I'll let it ride. And it's short. We're doing what's popular in this summer. We only outside having fun. We damn near didn't make it. We got a second chance this time.

Before the pandemic hit again, let's turn up. with a heart and have a good ass something everybody post some shit with some fucked up captions disregard everything

we said keep posting your shit think of the goofies caption you can come up with me and Lex don't be having great cats I sure don't hit me and I was just

telling Clayton we be posting shit like life is great hard sometimes you gotta post the caption ain't got shit to do with the picture post the shit

that you'll be like stop wearing them big goofy ass shoes that's what you do be I like my shit to be general so people can get mad just because I know people need shit to get mad at.

It don't got to be nothing specific. Then you always have hashtag. Hey, I'm going to put something up. Quit touching shit. Just to remind them, hey, this is... Stop touching shit. Right, quit touching shit. That's important.

Company still very real. Stop touching people. Yeah, your sanitizer should have, you know, you should have kept it going. You think so? Yeah. I have the resources to make it happen. You should have kept it going, man.

It never went nowhere. You made a billion dollars in hand sanitizing. It would have been a correlation between the sanitizing. But I still can. I didn't know that the streets had such a demand. They don't like the ones that's out. I know. I got to still do my album, J-O-N,

frat my wings hard. It's time to turn up. That's a lick album name. I need you on the hook. What's all? I don't know, but I'm going to sing my ass off. This is my time to start. You need to have a song.

Period. If you have a song of your album called Me and My Bean and His Son, Chico. I like that. That's an idea. Executive producer of the album Yeah, we in there Wait a minute, did you just Go ahead of EPN?

I said executive producer Touching Dials That was good, right? I've been trying to get this project That shit fine already This shit went from a podcast To a record label meeting 85 South Records

Nigger I love what I'm saying this I love that The answer we go We're about to drop The most 5th century, the most fire album. I'm telling you.

The girls like when I sing. I don't care what y'all say. They love when I hit a tune. Yeah, we're going to have a tune over. You know when they live whenever you know you can sing. I think you should do an original composition. No, we got to say that. We got to save it. We're ready to drop

your album. Man, what? They're waiting. I sang to my record later. We got an auto tune. $2,500 up front. What you're trying to say? I don't mean no out of tune. This war. I'm talking about the home.

He said $2,500 for you. That's your advance. It's all you got to finish the record. You get the other half. I don't have a half on that as drag. You think I'm going to do a record for $2,500. You are on your office. For $2,500 that she was doing it off G-Pee.

You get the other half. You get the other half when you finish. What? I'm a, I'm a throwing when you get. There's a $360 deal. If we're going to approach this record a little different, we're going to take it back old school. We're going to break this record at the skating rakes.

We're going to take it back in the time. Back in the time. Well, look, before we discuss the particulars of the, you know, the contract, we've got to say. I figured I started saying good night because I'm pretty like most people watch this shit at night. They watch it in the morning. They watch it all time of day.

Well, good morning. They watch it in our morning. Good morning, good afternoon, good night. What's your boys are on tour, Michelle? Hey, good morning, good afternoon, and good night from the 85th South Show, and the sweet, sweet ladies are poor minds. Yeah. Somebody bring me a hot cocoa or something, please?

Are the donuts ready? We got no names? No, it was just me, man. I won't go eat one, no way. I got to watch my figure. You do? I told you I lost seven pounds. You hungry?

We got snacks here. She don't want no snack. What you want? I forgot that I had took this shit off. Chad, what's up, man? Alabaster pimping. Lollipop. You're living like a plate?

That we was getting too long. Macaron and Tony. How are you living? The lot of them. The lot of them. The little bit of shorts, man. I knew I wanted to obey and submit, but I didn't. fully grasp for the rest of my life, what that meant.

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