The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Pour Minds in the trap! with Karlous Miller Chico Bean and Clayton English!

Episode Date: February 26, 2022

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Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free. I'm Ebeney, and every Tuesday I'll be sharing all new anonymous stories that would challenge your perceptions and give you new insight on the people around you. Every Tuesday, make sure you listen to Pretty Private from the Black Effect Podcast Network, Tune in on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Clearly, if he could buy the watches, he don't need you to buy that shit. Well, he didn't have one, so why he didn't get one?

Because he didn't want one. You know why? Because niggas, not thoughtful. You would never think to get yourself a watch case. That's why I got him. Because he got a lot of watches. He could put, what, four of them in there? You had three. He still got a bunch of watches laid around.

You only bought him one. One watch for him? Yeah. Why not like him, too? Wow. Damn, chick, are you fucking women that only body you want? No money. I ain't that nigga no more.

You better not sure what you're gonna get that. I don't feel like I don't do nothing for this. You gotta stop that because you got a wild-fucking town here believing. You don't do shit for nobody. I don't buy you something, but give you money. Oh, good. Why you need money for me?

Man, why you need money from a nigga? Because that's how we got. Nobody does. Nobody said you needed your money. That's how I go. That's how I go. That's how I go. Nobody said he needed your money.

Do you need his? No. See? It goes both ways. I don't need it. You can use it. But, you know, I'm gonna talk to that home. Well, I like this filter.

Make me look. That's cute. Mm-mm. What's wrong? I think you need this. Mm-mm. You just heard what she said, this filter make me look. What about what God made you look like?

And that's why I don't use filters. Yeah, that's. I rarely use filters. Don't stop then. Don't start today. Because the face, you're gonna face. You think that's what it's about? What?

It's the tithers that put you on. Just saying. Hey, shit. What about my mind? Who cares? We've heard the type of shit you think about. Oh, my goodness. Nobody's interested in that.

So, would you like to try to mind today? Nah, just bring me my two regular titties, man. I ain't fuck all that intellectual shit. I hate it here. No, you don't. It's a little. Not that bad. You have been the worst.

I don't know that's right. You got everything. It's tasty. What? The guns. You fuck with it? It's that old people gone. Hold on.

There's no sugar in it. And not that sugar fruit in the book. That shit don't stick to your dinner work. I'm fucking dead. Mmm. No, don't be dead. Why do you want to be dead? I don't want to be.

You just say I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. What you're gonna say when you're dead? I'm dead. Fuck nah. Don't be dead. That's what her shirt's her memorial shirt's gonna say.

I'm dead. For really time. Don't be dead. You gotta speak positivity. It's 20-22. I'm alive don't sound good though. And I'm like laughing. I'm dead, though.

Yeah. Mm-mm. It's fucked up. People say I'm not. dying of laughter. I don't believe in people. Mm-mm. I like when people say I laugh my ass off,

because that's top tip in the black community. Anything you can do. L.M.A.O. And throw your, and like, that nigga cook his ass off. Anything your ass off is good. Yeah, anything you want to dance his ass off. Fight his ass off. Yeah, fight his ass on.

Man, that girl can drive her ass off. That's like the top, can't anything beat that. That's true. That's a top tier company. I don't do anything with my ass off. Come on now. It's got to be something. I'm going to get it.

You're not doing it at taking your ass out. I'm not good at, I'm not good at anything. You do everything with your ass out. I'm not doing it's off. Now, but now we talk. Movia, the ass out. No, why? You are the most confused.

Hey, you just, boy, you'll be a good witness on the, if I happen to do the crime, it'll be with you. Yeah, because you don't know shit. What? I'm a cool. Who did what? Excuse me? She's ho.

Who is that? They're gonna pull up the 85 things. I've never seen that man. I don't know that man. Good. That's how you're supposed to keep it. It is. Fuck that shit.

We'll jump this shit off in a second. All right. Get your mind right. Am I just pass the paper around and take everybody's gun? Yeah. Damn. Time's the change. out here, man.

My nigga Chico got a job. No. Chico got a job? Chico got a fucking job. What you be doing? At the radio station. Oh, for real? They got me working at the radio.

It's really community service. Which one? They're treating like a job, 1079. Oh, okay. During the morning show. That's what's tough. You like it? You know, it's a job.

I ain't had a job. I do you. Thirteen years down there, so. This job is a job. Job is a job, man. You know what I mean? Yes, that is very true. When you're doing your thing.

I'm going on that blood like an expert. And he looked down at it once. That's what we like around here, man. Professional shit. You gotta keep that shit real nice. You're rolling up? No. Come on, man.

You're from Texas. What that mean? Everybody in Texas know how to roll bun. Man, most women in Texas can roll a fire-ass button. You roll a blunt. Hell no. You're fucking useless. I don't know how to wall a blent.

Why not? Because, I don't know. I think my lips too big. You think it's too big to roll a blunt? It'd be coming out soggy. I bet your lips aren't. Not let mouth did. I bet your lips ain't too big to, ah.

Yeah. Yeah. I can take you there. All you got to do is say like this. Yeah. I'm ready for that new to come on the show. Who? Who?

He says that all the time? Yeah. It's Coochman. Jay Wain, that's a hard little banger you got over there. That is. Oh, time to start the motherfucking joker as I can smoke. Talk shit like my heart broke.

I can't just put my good one to cook. Fucking with my folks. You can't rap on that. Trying to get a couple's true. What would you say to all now? Hello. What's up? You can't get no money no more.

I'm tired of you robbing me. My back account in the negative, then you won't fuck with me no more. You be coming to my show. What's she saying? Talking all out with my bro. Trying to get some new cup. Oh, oh, whoa, whoa.

You ain't lying, cause she didn't did that shit again, because she then pulled me to the side. Like, what's up with your friend? I'm like, when? He's like him, man. You know how that nigga is. He'd just be chilling and getting money in hell taking care of his kid.

He'd be at the crib. And he don't really be fucking around too much, but when he fuck around, he only do it like, such and such a few things. That's mind. You got something on his brain. That nigga might walk off and just drive off and then go and do his thing,

She's gonna ask me because that ain't really my business to be telling because y'all be yelling and act like y'all don't... But that ain't my business. Hey, I wasn't a witness. I was like, y'all crazy's head

and stayed at the business and walked outside and hit the black of the blunt because I know that y'all gonna get together after a month. It's just she needs some time. She's doing her thing and she'd be like,

why you be right here and you doing your thing? She told me that she wants to leave. Where's she going? Because I could buy her a new weed That's fax I'm like time that's messed up I thought he was in love

She said you got me fucked up It's all about the money, bro I'm not no inexpensive hole She said I could hit the door I said I can't fuck no more She said no And then I drove to the snow In border leave

Because I am not prepared to leave But what I do I thought we said fuck you to buy the blue I can't even say that you're wrong because she's gonna put that shit on she probably got some weed blue at the cat named at home she'd be like, girl come here and fix my hell

and they're gonna be up in the barren where weave everywhere you probably bought the bundle you know my home but he'd be selling them and he'd be getting them on the money it be nailing them to the crib well to his mama house but I know the bot And he'd be like, bro, bring it in the house and sit in my room by my bed.

So my girl can't put it in her head. The what he said, I wasn't scared, so I grabbed it because I knew it wasn't no pounds or no weed. It was just a big box of weed. Big box of weed, but that pussy is a killer. They on our show talking to some other niggins. They got home on the whole damn time. You asked her who she talking to, did she get the lie? That's my bro.

Oh, you ain't know. I knew him like 10 years before I ever met y'all on this show I said oh yeah she said yeah we don't do nothing we just be chilling over here and over there I said you lie you probably fucking that nigga she said you got me fucked up I ain't fucking no nigga I said well let me see inside your phone she told me take my big ball head ass home I'm like who you talking to what she said you she said you can't tell me what to do show me I'm like okay okay Hey, that's what you say.

Next month when your rent need to be paid, call that nigga that you're talking to on the phone. On the phone. And you ain't never coming in my home. In my home, in my house. Yeah, because you ain't shit. You're going to be a bad-ass homeless bitch. That's where I see.

And that's so real. Move to a new place. Don't tell her where you live. Hey, no direction for your kids. Hey, she gives no keys to the crib. Mm-hmm, you can't even come up with my name. Nope, you can't come in here to use the bathroom. Nope, I know that you be bitching.

Don't let me kick your stank in a-walking through my kitchen. You know, I know they be fucking niggas up. I ain't never seen nobody put a caprice on in a cup. What the fuck? Dang. Bitch. This is a duty. You do that at your home.

Hey, man, welcome back to me. We got some very special guests in the house with us today. You know what I mean? They're not related to me. They ain't related to me. They're not related to me. They're not related to me. The South poor minds, but you know, they're in the family.

I see how I heard I'm doing? How damn show do y'all? Like that. So you ain't let me finish. Okay. All right. All right. I'm always betcha.

Now. See, Chico wasn't here the first time we're recording. This is a Section 8, Hurricane. It is. Yeah, a Section 8 hurricane. That's what we call it. Why y'all call it that if y'all have been on Section 8? Yeah.

I mean, that's what it's called. It's a Capri Sun mixed with some grown folks shit. Oh, okay. It's just, and then you take the straw and like you're drinking it at a bar. Okay. Well, I ain't right with the gum on the rim, okay? She's real hood, bro. She just act like she's nothing.

No, I definitely am hood and I definitely act like me. Ooh. 2020. Last year you was Booja and Rhett. I was... See? No, I'm still a mixture. I'm a hybrid.

There you go. I like that. Mm-hmm. You're a hybrid. He's the fuck. And he's a fucking special, babe. Thank you thoughts for the lovely ladies and poor minds. Exactly.

We back. We back. Every time I sit on this couch and I come on this show, I get nervous. wrist as fuck. Why? I just do like, okay. It's like, I'll tell you this, like, Carlos will be like, man, you

niggas need to step y'all game up, get y'all some money, and everybody would be like, yeah, Carlos, you a real nigger. I'll say the same thing, I'll be like, yeah, you niggas need to step y'all game up, get you some money, and they'd be like, why'd you let the whore speech? Cut a bitch. What? See?

That's what. You ain't me. I'm a nigger. It's like, I can't say nothing. Yeah, we can't say anything. We can't say shit. say whatever you want to say. You know what I mean? And the last time we was together, yeah, I just got to address the fact that you and I went viral

multiple times. We keep all viral, you know what I mean? It keeps resurfacing. And I think that's just because, you know, the climate is, you know, it fits that narrative. It's a lot of people out here who fall in victim to being, you know, tricked out here. And I think that's the clip.

But, you know, I never reposted it and nothing because it's a full clip. Yeah, the whole conversation wasn't even like that. That's why it's so weird. You know, y'all, y'all family, so I ain't never want to make it seem like we was piled on. No, of course.

But, you know, would that be it said? Has your perspective changed at all since that conversation? No. But the next time I'm talking about when I'm posting it, I just had to ask before. I feel the same way.

It's been the same way. You know what I mean? You feel the same way. You know what I mean? It was a great clip, though, you know? It was, you know what do you call? They definitely. I think she'd be capping.

No, not at all. She'd be capping, though. Why don't think I be capping? Because you'd be trying to act like you just be treating niggas hard. I really don't, though. I'm really like, I'll be loving my niggas. What constitutes a nigger being your nigger? What is that?

What constitutes a nigger being your nigger? What makes you be able to say? If I'm talking to my ownership of said nigger. If I'm talking to you, you're my nigger. Like talking? Yeah, like, well, you know, kicking it. You ain't gotta be my nigger like, you know, by the, textbook.

Oh. What are some of the benefits of being your nigger? What you mean? What's the benefit of being my nigger? You know exactly what I mean. You know what benefits are? That's the benefit. That's very vague.

Nah, that's vague. This is giving, what do you bring to the table? No, you don't like that question. I asked, what's the benefits of being your nigger? This the table right here. Y'all put yourselves to it, so we might be ready. No, y'all ain't bringing shit to you. Thank you so hard to ask me.

I'm not. You just test me. You just. I asked what's the benefits of being your nigger. No, you ain't asked me that, you asked her. I'm like, that's a vague answer, but you know, I'm not auditioning, so. I'm just saying.

No, okay, so if a nigger, if a nigger was doing an interview and they said, name, I'm not doing the interview. I'm not doing the interview for no niggas. I'm asking if a nigger that is your next is, she's satsky. She came ready because she goes. One of the negative aspects of being her,

nigger, she's not going to listen to shit. She's not even letting me. even let me explain what the fuck I'm saying. I'm talking about if a nigger that deals with you was to do an interview, I'm not saying you. What do you think the things that he would say about the positive aspects of being with you? Like what's the shit a nigger gonna miss

if you cut them off? Everything. He can't, I'm a nigger, he's not gonna miss everything. Definitely gonna miss you not listening. Definitely, a nigger not gonna miss everything, man. I got Knock Knock Jose for days. Don't look at me. Let me in one.

Okay, I got a good one. So I think you're gonna miss this. Hey, yeah. All right. Knock, who's there? Interrupting cow. Move. My nephew.

This is going to miss that shit. My five-year-old nephew would shit himself like that. What is happening here? He would literally shit on himself. That would have killed him. That would have killed him. That's what I'm saying. Hey, niggins gonna miss some jokes, no.

But we're growing, though. That's what I'm saying. We are grown. The nigger ain't gonna miss that. So you're telling me if a girl was getting interviewed, like he said, she's not gonna say, oh, I miss Carlos joking around. I don't even really say shit less something on camera.

Really? He is lying. Yeah, he's talking a lot. The camera was just off for like an hour. I'm saying, like in life, when I'm at home being somebody nigger, it might be hours before I say anything. You be tweeting, though.

Oh, this goddamn, damn comedy that comes from me. I'm not just out here talking. My conversation and got expensive. I don't know that's right. Might fuck around and say some good shit. Well, my conversation is still a little bit on the cheap side, so I can still talk. I'm sure you would sit there and talk a nigga to sleep.

I do. I'm still waiting on your eyes. But no, honestly, I'm a great listener. On the contrary, when I was saying somebody. I'm saying it's a lot. I don't say that the truth. Okay. Okay, okay, you're great.

You're a great, a nigger tell you anything before he fucked. This was after he fuzz. He'll definitely tell you anything after he fucked, especially if that was, if it was good enough to want to do it again, he's going to be like, buddy, I can't believe you just listen so good.

He ain't even saying she didn't want you to know. I'm dead. I'm dead. You know, okay, so give me an example of how you helped a man through a situation that you dealt with. That's the quality of a good listening one. This is, I feel like I should have came with some notes.

Yes, I'm like, I mean, you're gonna ask me, you a shit. You already know, you ain't got shit. I just need for an imaginary niggum. Oh, my. I'm only asked you the question based on the statement you just made my nigger. If you wouldn't have said that, I wouldn't be asking about my nigger.

This is the type of conversations people like to see y'all have. Why? Because y'all are representation, y'all have a big fan base. Y'all have people who subscribe to your perspective. One thing that is a misconception of us, we don't represent anybody but ourselves. So I think a lot of people, you get confused, because they'd be like, all these bitches and this and that.

I'm like, no, I'm speaking for myself. You always, I said people subscribe to your perspective. That's all you can speak for us from yourself. So for the women that subscribe to your perspective who might not have figured out the things that you figured out, move interrupting cow, you already did. I'm already.

That was me and my cow. That was a great job. Me and my cow, that's a good news. How do you help them get to there for? Give me some more of your unpopular of things. Because you got to be comfortable to be able to do some shit like that in front of a camera. You got to be actually

A tell a fire joke That was top tier See what I'm saying That level of confidence That is built up over time That doesn't just come from What do you tell women to get to that point Because it takes a special woman

To be confident But you know what? We actually had a conversation about this the other day Like honestly I feel like I'm not even going to lie to you For a long time I was really embarrassed of my personality Like

I can see that Because Shut the fuck I'm No, because people always, like, connect, you know, like black women with being loud and obnoxious and this and that. You are loud as though. I am and is, but it's not a bad thing.

Yeah. I'm doing what I want to do. I don't have to, I have financial freedom. I get to wake up and do whatever I want to do every morning because of my personal. What do you do? When you wake up? I went to Pilates today.

I'm right. A white woman. Why? Because that's just what I did this morning. And when I left, I had a smoke Why? Because I felt like it. Because I can do that now. You know what I'm saying?

You're living like that. Mm-hmm. You see the big shoes? What you told me earlier? Big shoes, big money. That's all right. You're getting that bag. I told her she can't use that $3 joke, mama.

But no, what I was saying was I feel like for a long time, like, I was always listening to what, like, social media said what women should be. What should they be? You know, quiet. Quiet. I'm there. Yeah, they... Sometimes.

Do women even have a shut-the-fuck-up button? No. It's just like, you don't never just look around and be like, maybe I should shut the fuck up, right? No. Why not? That's never emotion I have. Have me?

That's a good quality to have, though. Knowing when the shit. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, yeah. You do have to know when to be quiet sometimes, though, but I think that legs is right. Like, society makes women feel like you have to be quiet. Society has changed. It has.

It has. I mean, we don't, clearly, but what is the thing you disliked the most out of what society says a woman is supposed to be? What's the shit that irk your nerves when you see, and not only irk your nerves, but irkir when you see women trying to do that shit. Like, what bothers you the most?

Hmm. I think it's when women always feel like they have to agree with everything that men say. That's something that really irritates me that I see women do all the time. It's very, like, you know, pick-meish. What if they really agree, though? Sometimes I think they might,

but then sometimes I think that that's what they feel like they have to do to get them in or to get attention from me. You gotta leave, you gotta let people get their shit off. I little. Like she might get all her niggas disagreeing in the comments. Like being a picnic, she'd get all her niggas like this. But the crazy thing is a lot of them all's be single.

But clearly that's not working in a relationship. They get niggas. Everybody gets niggas. Nikas ain't hard to get. But what I'm saying though, it's really hard to find a spot to get the kind of shit. that you want to get all the time. Like, if you don't get

four holes out the comment section and these the type of hoses that you like, you're going to play the lottery. That's what you need. You get what I'm saying. You need to play the lottery if your luck work like that. Some things are going to get on Instagram every day and post three outfits, some money,

and four, five cards, because that's how they get their hose. You can't knock the way somebody get their hose. But things are, I can't knock it, but we can't label it as corny. It is. Yeah, for you. How do you get your hose?

I just showed you. You have another knock, knock. Yeah, give me another. Alright, let's say the cow's joke getting work. Like, I ain't talking about that. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Give me that one. Give me that one. You just did it on that show. Now you can't use it no more. I heard that shit. Give me something else. Yeah. I'm not telling y'all.

So you get your niggins tell them jokes. I do. All right. I'm gonna crack a joke. How you get your home? Okay, let me be honest though. Because you said, What do women do, like, that society expense a new?

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to sit up here and say I'm the baddest bitch in the world. But when people look at my Instagram, you know, they see the teddy. They see the ass. They see a waist missing. You know what I'm saying? And a lot of times people like to put women that look a certain way in a box. Yeah.

So when I meet niggas and I hate you in that box. I hate me when you feel, when you follow in the bad ass shit, and then you hear her talk and you be like, hell no. What kind of a box is this? This is that box. This is shipping. You know what I mean? It's first class shipping right.

Not bad. That's true, though. But you need thinking like she's gonna be fine with a sexy-ass voice and then she'll make a video. And then I feel like sound like zero. Sounding like money bag, yo. Period.

We do have some rasty. I mean, we're from Houston. So I do feel like when guys beat me there, like, it's a pleasant surprise. I agree with that. You like McDonald's friend that you get the type of,

that you get you strove to the bonpun. If you met with the type of energy that your Instagram displays like a, If, let's say a man goes on your joint and sees you with the ass and the titty's out and all that and he greets you with that energy. Are you offended by that?

No, I'm not. Just because I show a little ass on. But I mean, I'm fine though. Even if I had a turtleneck on, I'm gonna still get approached like that. I'm a curranby woman. I can't hide this, no matter what I have on. I just think never be mad disrespectful these days.

But I feel like it's the same thing, like you know, like you said, men will post their money, post their card and stuff. So if I approach him like, hey, I need my rent pay. Why I'm mad? You're mad, I agree with that. You know what I'm saying? I totally agree with that.

I totally agree with that. It's just like a nigga being on the Instagram holding guns and all this type of shit. I'm like, hey man, I need a nigga shot. Wait a minute. Right. You don't need it. Oh, shoot, man. What the fuck?

I just be hosting. I just be on there. Like, I think that's, that's, don't make those. What you can ask me knows, how do I do? How you get your hose? I don't get home. I don't get home. I only like me.

Like me. Like, I always say, you know me. You know, I don't know. So that's how you get your own. I don't know. I've never, I can honestly say, I wrote two yes, no maybe-so letters in my life. That's the only time I've ever asked a woman

in a mess with me every time. You just, hold on, wait. Hold on, I didn't know this. This is my real friend, I gotta help him. You gotta start trying there. No, I don't. You didn't have all this fun just not trying. I'm telling you.

I don't need to try. Listen to me. I'm not trying. Listen to me. Who I am. You know me, Loz. We left and right. She goes.

We be out. Oh, man. I'm not the nigga. Listen, I'm a gentleman. If I see you, and you could be stunning. The niggas been getting on me about this shit. She go, wait a minute. I'm about a woman to be just staring like,

niggins, say something to her. She goes, what's a fucking good bank robbery? Really? Without a good shootout. You say what? What's a good bank robbery without a good shootout? A successful one. Nigger, that's what a bank robbery without a shootout is.

I'm very successful one. No, man. I'm about the success rate, babe. Oh, folks are like me. You're in the comfort zone. You're in the comfort zone. You're not. You're missing out on a good woman.

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Fuck you up. He didn't play the whole year. I don't know that's right. He's going to shoot... Cardinals seem like I'll shoot your shot. He is shooting. I'm going to see him doing. I'm going in that bitch, what's she doing? Yeah, that's what he's going. That's what we like.

We need the energy. So you like for women to approach you. That's not that I like it. It's just what it is. I don't know. That's right. But no, but women. First of all, let me just say this.

If I just settled for who liked me, I would be 700 pounds, I wouldn't know what fun is. I mean, well, hey, that's just the way it worked out for you. It ain't worked out for me that way. I've seen the business who like you. I mean, it's a daddy. Some motherfucking baddies. I'm talking about...

I'm talking about it. They know he ain't gonna respond. He don't get on social media. They send me to shit. I'm like, girl, you get the fuck out my way. You're blocking up the passers way for my own. Tear Chico. I ain't telling Chico a motherfucking thing.

And you know that. But I believe it. That's a lot of things that the women say to us. Like, they be like, ooh, what's it like being around Chico and Carla? They do be asking me. All the time. It's giving sex. Make sure you tell them.

Hey, it's something about being around that nigga, you should be wet the whole time. Okay, y'all. I mean, I pay the fee, but you, when they do it, tell him that. Enough is enough. Enough to stay wet the whole time. That's what it's like to stay wet the whole time.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what it's like to be like me. Plus, it's just wet, inner thigh, sticky. Nah, but you know, I have an aspect of perspective, too, though. And that's another reason why I don't, I'm not approaching women, because women can become offended by my mentality.

But I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the nigger that's going to be in a relationship or be with one woman. You don't see yourself ever settled down? No, I'm very settled down, but I'm sitting down in my perspective. No. The general consensus of what it means to be in love and love somebody, I don't believe in that shit at all. That don't apply to me. That's what I'm telling me. You're going to find somebody who's going to believe all of this shit right there with you.

I'm just right. You are a whole nigger. You ain't told a bitch to Clint. And she'd be like, oh, yeah. This is what we do. You know, approach me, but I'm not going to be like, excuse me, sweetheart, how you do with my name is she going to want to be one of my myself.

Like, I'm like, him, to him, I'm not to make that's what I'm looking at all. You should go, though. You would do that. But I respect women enough not to bring on some shit that I know you're not used to. See, most women said they're one of the man. That's what you contradicting yourself. Because you can participate in it, but you wouldn't ask them to. No, no, no, I'm not going to ask you because. You said you respect women enough to not be like, hey, want to be one of my bitches,

but you'll let me be one of your bitches. If you want to be one of your bitches. If you. Yes. See, that's the thing. You got to be able to stand on that shit. They're asking me if that's not the game. If I'm playing basketball, I'm not going to ask you,

do you want to come play with me? But if you come over me and say, can I play? I'm like, here's the rules. You'll never have a team. I don't want a team. I'm good. You know what I mean? It's like this right.

Most women say they want a man to keep it 100 with them, but you ain't never had a nigga keep it 20 with you, so you don't know what that other 80% entail. So when you meet a-on-a-old- When you meet a nigga that's really keeping it real, with you, your natural reaction is going to be like, what the fuck you just say, I was trying to count, he said the 20 and the 80.

80 and 20 is 100. I'm not a mad person either, so, hey, move. We all are saying. But I just, I just, I'm not the person that's going to be, I don't know, I just different. I was raised different. I don't see things the way niggas see them. I don't give a fuck about what nobody think about me.

Like, look at my shit, this is what the, this is all that's, you know what happened last time. You made a cool, you can see ya, see it. But you gotta stop springing it on us like that, you don't, that's the problem. But you stop. You see, you will see some shit and know it's there and still act like you ain't know when you see it. Oh my God. Like this, you surprised again?

There's a little different than the last time I showed. It don't look different. It looks a little bit different. It looks like it doesn't feel the in a little bit. I can't really do. You know what, I appreciate that. I swear. That's one of your qualities.

You like good as a motherfucker. Because I know goddamn well this shit look exactly the same. right here. No, he no. He looked me dead in my face and said, it's spilling in a little bit. I like that. That's one of the benefits. That is the good quality to him.

Name that is your quality. You're able to look a nigga in the face and make him fit live. And make them feel good than a motherfucker. That is a better. She boost confidence. I do feel like I'm good at boosted in. Right there. So you've never been love.

I guess. When is, so when did you adopt? I love every woman in deal. You know how special you got to be the fuck with the nigger who think like me. I know that. I love. everybody who loved me. You know what I'm saying?

Chico is his whole man said he like, every nigga think like him, but only after they didn't already fuck with you. This is a nigga thoughts on the way out. His shit just never went back to regular. So he's gonna be, he out there. So when did you start feeling this way?

Like, when did you adopt this? He was like six, I bet. No, it wasn't that early. He was full of shit like every other nigga. And like I said, growing up, I never had a problem with getting women. Women have always liked me my whole life. So I was, they know, and I've always been able to be charming and all that.

So it really was like, probably when I, when I first got out here in the world and started to have to build my life as a man, I'm very self-reflective. I've always had to be, I wasn't raising the environment where gray area existed. Nigger, this is what it is, this is what it ain't. So I always had to reflect on the reality of who I am. And once I did that, it was like, nigga, this is what I believe. This is what I want to do. This is how I see myself then. And you only lie when you were free.

I love myself. I wish I would have to pretend to be another type of nigger for a woman to like me. I'm just not your kind of nigger and I want you to find her and I'm not going to stand in the way you get into that nigger.

That's the most commendable shit in the world. It is though, but honestly because... I'm telling you, I'm a nigger. It's part of my heart black. That's why I don't know we're selling the people DM. Sometimes I'm just going to jump in there and fuck that nigger. Find them when you find them

and until you find them, here I am. I ain't got time for that. I find some... We got a transition dick. We talked about that the other day. I'm just not going to make the fact that the niggas, I don't feel,

I wouldn't feel comfortable with a woman making me the source of her unhappiness. Like, because I'm dishonest or I'm vague about. I mean, but still, you can do that, but now I can not feel like I did anything wrong to you once you did it. But you know, you ain't made shit wrong. That's the best part about it.

You, as a nigger, you still going to catch the same hell whether you're a good nigger or a bad nigg or a bad nigg. You can do all the shit right And you still gonna get treated like a nigger That's very true Because that's the society that we live They treat everything Like the worst you can be treated

It's like a nigger Like a black male nigga Right and that's true That's the worst treatment So that's the condition that they put us in So we already losing before we even play Right but the thing is it's about value I don't I would never view myself

As what a motherfucker see me as No whatever you see me as That's your opinion that's your right, but I'm a hell of a nigger. I'm one of the greatest one of the greatest. One of the greatest. So I'm going to walk in that reality. So regardless of whether or not you try to

pretend like I'm not dead, that's on you. This is how they see us, though. You ever seen like some kids playing? And then they're playing tag and the other little kid be like, nope, I'm playing baseball. But like, okay, you're out. Nope, I'm playing football. The game changed every time you think

that you fucking play in the game. But I can commend you for that. commend you for that because a lot of times I'm not a woman like I don't believe in what you believe in and I'm okay with that I don't know I feel like me um tell the truth no I do think that it's crazy to think that a man is going to be with

one person for the rest of their life and for women too some women as well I don't think we're not built to be with you but he's going to fuck a few more I mean right right that's what I'm saying is for you to approach a woman or a woman approach you and y'all start talking and you let her know

what type of man you are, niggas don't do that. It'd be like six months later you find out who a nigga really is. And by this time, you are to settle up with who you think he is. And that's where shit gets fucked up.

I think most men think like Chico, though. So it's like, but they're not telling me. They're not telling us. They just don't have multiple bitches and be sneaky about it. That's why I'm mad at y'all because y'all, like,

y'all act like we ain't shit by ourselves and it's really a two-way street. And y' y'all better at being that shit Oh, I know I mean shit. But here's the thing that's fucked up. Here's the thing that's fucked up. Y'all'll find out that a nigger ain't who he pretending to be and make him believe you still think that he is. Absolutely.

Why would I tell you? You don't need to know everything I know. Oh my God. You see what I'm saying? That's when shit becomes a game though. Because if you would have kept their real, not you, but if the nigger would have kept it real from day one, then we don't have to play games back and forth. But if you thought I know you're playing games and now I got to play. This is the thing that happens with this way here.

A nigger can keep it real. keep it real but since they think it's so much more better niggas they're not gonna accept it's always better niggins it's not it's not always better niggas for what there are niggas that's gonna do more of the shit that you want them to do but I feel like if you're not happy like if you in a situation and you dealing with somebody and you're not happy it's always a better nigga okay okay so why when you get with this better nigga you'd be missing this other nigga why would I be missing you though if I'm not happy but even if even if you're You get with you.

You're going back to the worst shit you ever had. I don't spend the block up. That's how you learn how to spend the block. I don't spend the block. I only messed with what a person once. That's the same. Well, you in that then. But I didn't see it.

But I didn't speak it. But I didn't. It got spliced. It got spiced. It did. It did. You're like the worst, nigger you fucked with. Come on.

I did. Thank you. But thank you. I'm a block sweater. That's human nature. You like the motherfucker who treats you a little bit fucked up. Oh, Carl, all right, all right. I don't think that's what like it.

That's big fix. Like it? The motherfucker that you're going back to is the motherfucker who treated you the worst. I don't agree. Well, shit. I'm not on there in the head. So if you let me come back in your life and I'm spinning the block, then you can't. Thank you.

I agree with that. I like a little chaos. But here's the thing you said it's a better nigga if you get, if you're not happy. Now, don't you think that that's your fault that you're not happy because whatever foundation you start in which you ain't building it on the foundation that's real? Because you constantly. And that's why maybe I'm not happy no more. Dren, can't nobody make you a new shit that you like.

Absolutely. That nigga gonna not do the shit that you like too. But that's what I'm saying, you're right. Happiness does come from inside, and that might be the reason why I'm not happy with you anymore. Maybe I have outgrown. Don't say me because they're gonna think it's really me. They is, because they swear we be looking at y'all.

Oh, for real. So, anyways. Keep going. Because that was a weird face I made. I don't know why I made that face. So I'm gonna be like, y'all see that face. They're not paying the list, right? She got no such a lot of dick!

Tahrir! They don't eat the shit on this part, yeah. I know our shit's the same way. It's out there. Yeah, I was saying, so that might be the reason why I'm not happy anymore, because I've evolved. I've changed as a person and I've outgrown the situation. In the matter of months.

That's happy. You should not be the same person you are. I don't deal with somebody. I don't deal with somebody in three days later. I was like, no, but I don't like this nature. No more. We know that. It can change that.

What made you like the nigger initially? I didn't even see that. What are you basing likein'n niggas off? That got to be very bane for you to stop liking the nigger in three days. What the fucking are you basing your liking niggins? Ooh, you got toes and fingers. I'm up with you. Now why, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm supposed to be on the same page.

I didn't slugging you. You slugging me. No, I'll be absolutely honest with you though. I do. So like I definitely have cut some people off possibly for some bang reasons. Like I can't deal with a nigga with a black toe. Nell.

And I feel like, but I should go to let you know she ain't fucking with me. I just got my shit fixed up. My shit was goddamn. And then you got a fixed out. It's fixed out though. I mean, but hey, for years it wasn't. But I wish your motherfucker would have been like,

your toenail black. Well, you know how quick I find something you ain't ever seen wrong with you. You try to talk about my dickens. How does a toenail turn black? Man, we, man, we don't give a fuck about certain things. So why some of them don't have me? Because a lot of us is someone in my life.

Playing sports and they got to step down. A lot of niggins. Drop shit all of them. Niggins specifically. Litting wets. Wings, one time, wearing boots. Born a pair of Jordans, then wasn't they size because that was the last one.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, and you ever tried to walk. You ever walked, you have some red bottoms before? Yeah. You ever walked in those for like a long period of time? Yeah. Y'all that was to make your feet feel. Niggas push through that pain.

Niggas push right through that pain. Niggas being that motherfucker feet knuckled up, man. So you're saying this man. You said this niggas out here wearing, heel. Yeah, this niggins out of him. We got heel phase. Jordan 13s, you were 11. You got a 9.

You got to be in the streets. You can be in the street. You know your feet fucked up. Your toe knuckles used to be bleeding. Nah, I ain't never did it too many times, but I did it enough time to know. Hey, man, this would be the perfect time to stop and tell all the niggas.

If we find a woman that accepts your feet, keep her, please. Yeah, please do keep her. That's so many niggas fuck with their socks on. She don't keep you, but not me. Keep her. I just see niggas at the beach with socks on. Yeah. I had a nigga, I fucked the nigger in a shower with socks on.

Yeah. Because he must have heard you say this shit. I told you. Missy my black toenail, I'm gonna notice how big my dick in. Oh, that nigga was missing the whole toe. That's what in the shower. He was in the shower. He was in the shower with socks on?

Yes, and that's when I knew his seat was fucked on. But you still let him fuck though. Fuck in the shower. I was already... You was about to get like, I did. I did. I was already fucking him, though. He was my boyfriend.

But this was when I was younger. I think that's when I had the revelation that I couldn't fuck with the nigga with a black toe. Neal. That's crazy. What's something you can't take on the knick? I don't like a missing side to either. Okay, miss inside two, black toe nail.

Which one of yours? You know what? I can honestly say, I don't have a type. If you look at all my niggies, they all look different. I don't have anything that's just like, oh my god it's gross like i'm a person i like hygiene so if i see a nigger and i'm like noticing like he don't brush his teeth when we wake up in the morning or you don't wash your face or i come to your house you ain't got no lotion it'd be shit like that it turns me off but there's

nothing physically um that turns me off like specific like you didn't talk to a nigger with a missing side no yeah well a miss inside too yeah like that's something obviously but i feel like because why you ain't clipped one in like i mean yeah a missing size is walking around with a big ass gap right there. I don't, I don't like that. You don't care about nothing. And that scares me. Yeah.

I'm afraid. But if I was on the first date with a nigga and he was missing a side tooth, I would be like, where did it go? Bro, wouldn't you be mad as fucking you? Oh, God damn. Stop listening to me like that. The fuck is wrong cheating.

I got all my side cheating. I'm missing the front of my head, but all my teeth is. I don't be mad as fuck if I got a bitch a side tooth, man. She cheated. He didn't have no confidence. That's one thing I might take back.

A tooth? I never took nothing back from a woman. But if I buy you a tooth and you cheat on me, bitch, you're giving me my tooth back. And it's what you're going to go put on in the next bitch? No, no. When I'm going to go around my neck like a diamond, miss is he the tooth? I'm wearing around my sleeve like a diamond. Does that a tooth?

No, I didn't have to take this back. No, I didn't get all this new confidence now. He said you repolling teeth. Me doesn't shouty. I have to take the tooth back. Y'all I'm not supposed to take a gift bag. You're not talking to take a gift bag. That's so corny.

I take a tooth back. I'm gonna go ahead. You was, how are you gonna get it back? That's what I wanna know. I don't know. Well, you know what I mean? Like a tooth fairy, get their teeth. Wait till you fall to sleep.

You're gonna tie that shit to the door now. You know, how you're gonna testify. It's just, fatt. Bitch, don't think. Stop. You get my goddamn. I don't really think that bag, you know, would you talk to a girl from missing the time?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, side tooth. I know a girl that's beautiful that's messing the side tooth. She doesn't get her new tooth. Because she doesn't get her new tooth. So she got to ask? Yes. You know what I need it?

Why don't I have to ask? No, no, no. I'm not going to fulfill some shit that you don't think need to be fulfilled. If you're confident enough to walk around like that, I love your confidence. But what do you know? I believe if she asked him to even fix it. I believe, but why do I have to ask? Because if you don't ask that, I mean you're comfortable with it.

That's like if my toenail black and you see it and you say I can't stand there, I'm like, well, bitch, so what? My other holes do, and I leave. That means I'm comfortable. with it. But if I'm like, yeah, me neither, what can I do? That mean you can help me. So if she was to have to express that she needed a side tooth, when she felt like her

side tooth made her feel insecure or uncomfortable, I'd be like, you know what that's? So she doesn't be laughing. Let's Google Tee. Let's Google Tee. Let's Google Tee. What tooth is that? First of all, let's Google Tew. Let's all of these deal breakers. Three shots of liquor, you're going to be

crying saying you missed that shit. I missed that. Toothlet, motherfuck. Two, missing an ass black tone. I haven't named me. I can't. She had this mold on that back. And the funny thing is, I don't, I got bamboozle.

Remember I talked to that nigga and I didn't know he was missing us? How did he hide that for me? Oh. I told you how he was laughing on the show. I told you. Like two face. He was going like this. Oh, good.

Yeah. But see, I like to think I'm a pretty funny bitch. So I made that nigga laugh real hard one time. And then that's when I seen the tooth was missing. That's why you get to see it, ladies. You gotta make it. the nigga lamb hard. He's gonna be like hot.

You gotta tell that fucking couch. You gotta tell that fucking knott-knock. That he's gonna forget to do these. Because it's gonna be so funny, he's gonna cover it. See, if I'm gonna be- I'm gonna think they breast thing. It might be that. Now, that's something I can't take.

That's what? Whoa. That's a deal with people for people. I'm not. Sometimes you leave clubs, you take too much, she's starting getting rough. No, no.

I'm talking about like in the middle of the day. Okay, okay. You know what I mean? That is rough, man. I can't take no funky brow. I'm talking about. like maybe did you eat your lipstick like why are you whoa no I never forget when I was in college one of my friends she was fucking with his cap a nigga he was like one of these dudes at

the school everybody went to school which you're gonna be like she can't she had pissed him and like she literally had to go home and like scrub her lip because she said like it was lingering like the smell was lingering oh that's how bad it was a nigga need a liver transplant What? What? What? What? My dentist will just talk about it.

It's a scientific term for the peridonald disease. Yeah. Y'all is smart, bitch. We don't. Yeah, you got that peridon. You got to get what's called the deep-scale cleaning, baby. Don't stop letting that nigga buy you the Chanel person. Yeah.

They can take you to the dentist and get you to the gym clean it. But I don't agree with that. Because we love to get the gifts. We love the things. But honestly. If you need to go to the dentist, stop asking men for the bags and the shoes. Like, get your own finances and order.

Like, if a man give you money, pay off your credit. Get your life in order. Get your life in order. Because I'm not gonna lie, I used to be in debt like a motherfucker. But every time I was dealing with a guy, every time he gave me money or did something for me, I was paid off my credit card deal. You said, my student loan.

I am debt free. I love a goddamn success. I'm definitely. You had never had a two loans? Nothing zero. I still have a smidget of student loans. A smithing? A smith.

I posted on my close priest another day. I never have no dead. Zero death. Zero. That's a blessing. That's a blessing. That's amazing. See, that's the thing.

With me, with women that I deal with. What up though? What's up? Come on, Barney. Come on, Barney. Come on. You know, I'm almost there. But I...

A lot of what I do with women that I deal with comes from my own upbringing. Like, I wish my mother had a nigger like me and a little. in life when I was growing up, because it was a hell that's a whole lot. You know what I'm saying? Like, if she'd have had a nigga

that I'm not going to come to your house and see your son on an Xbox 360 and be comfortable saying that nigga keep playing them games with them fucked up graphics knowing that it's some Xbox one and the PS5 out here. That's a real thing.

Because I witnessed a nigga back in the day. He needs to learn? No, I mean, he didn't learn enough. This nigga that had this motherfucker since it came out. Yeah. But I didn't, I remember when nigg beat off the game. Did you beat all the game?

That's right. Did you beat it? No. Did you keep it up? You don't need no upgrade. No, I'm going to eat what you gave. Because I wish a digger would have did certain things for my mama growing. I'm out.

What's that man. I was a dog on this one. Let me show you this. Let me say this. You're right. You're unstoppable. Yeah, babe. You'll come back.

Okay. You helped me. When the PlayStation was out and I still had a sacred genesis, the niggas was just coming over there to fuck with my mom and seeing me play. and me play Sonic, knowing that got-tham. Crash bandicoot was out. Oh, no, Crash Bandico was fired. Don't do that.

But I didn't have it. And no nigger was helping my mama help me get. I had to get out there in the streets on my own and get my shit. That's all you was like, I'm gonna become that niece. I'm gonna become the nigga I wish my mama could have. You like, what's that good? You know what? It is, because a lot of young, black, you know,

kids don't have a positive, you know, influence. So even if you just get in the box, you know, you can be nice to... That's not all the way. It is true. Those motherfuckers don't want the positive influence in front of it. What you mean? Because the nigger be positive, but it don't

be glamorous. What? This nigger, a janitor. This nigger, a trash man. Niggas don't want... They're not listening to him. Not his face, but... They're not listening to him. And their mama ain't, because their mama was like, you got to stop judging people what you think they do. Right. Right. Because a nigger might be a garbage man,

but this nigger might not touch no garbage. He don't touch the trash. He pulled the, he pulled the That nigga might not even get on the truck. That nigga down there putting the information in the computer. He's routing the truck. That is a garbage engineer. I know that's right. But there's nothing wrong with being a garbage man.

I feel like, you know, people, as long as you're making an honest living. But not only that, what you do for a living has nothing to do with your character as a person. Right. We were talking about kids. I said kids don't listen to a positive influence. I'm not saying that I'm... Garbage men are. They are.

We need them. But see, it's like it's so many jobs that ain't nobody ever told you that they have. Did you fuck with a garbage man? I just said I wouldn't. You wouldn't? I would not. Okay, well, check this out.

Think of all the job. Why, but that's just this job. You know there's some garbage men out here to make up with a two, three. Would you fuck a woman who drove the garbage truck? Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

You're saying that now, now. I just had to show a couple weeks ago. No way. The lady told me she made the most money in the room. in the room. I said, what a single lady said? Who make the most money? And the lady said, I do. I said, what did you do?

Trave-forklift. And I'm like, ain't nobody even gonna challenge this? You're about to let me leave with this strong-ass lady. She was gonna leave with children. You see how sex is a motherfucker do a certain job. They're making $200,000. It's some cash, man. There's some transmen and make that kind of money.

No, they are. There are. There are. There are. You working for the city. We know somebody that does garbage and he makes six years. We know somebody. Your earring in your brain.

Again? Yeah, I'm not like me. But what if you had a chick, and you didn't know what her job was. Fucking garbage, man. He'd be like, wait, what you do? She took a long time to tell you. And then you find out that they use her pussy

to make them fake pussy they sell at the stuff. Oh, I'm fucking with her. I'm fucking with her, bro. You tell me, I got the mold. I'm fucking with the mold, digger. Oh, we go. make a killing all the way. So you're working for the city, right?

You're working for the city. But I'm trying to figure out if you making that kind of money, you still driving the truck. I mean, if they think, if that's what they have you in. Let me ask you out. What does what a man make got to do with you? It don't. So why does it matter what he makes?

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. See, it don't know. No, it don't got to do with me, but it matters. Well, I'll say this. I don't care. I'm an ambitious person and I have goals, and I want somebody that can at least

match what I'm doing and what I have going on. So I'm not saying you got to be worth $50 million to fuck with me. Because it was at one point. I was broken. I didn't have nothing, but I had ambition and I was striving to do better. So if you have a job and you make it

$20,000 a year, but are you trying to do better? Are you trying to do more? And is it like something that's like realistic. What if you meant your soulmate? And they was like the manager or Taco Bell. I'm talking about my dad. You don't even know anything about this yet.

Yeah. Y'all don't know what I was. And I'm not gonna know nothing about you. Y'all didn't even, you didn't have so much more. Y'all don't even talk about this shit. Okay. And then you happen to go to Topo Bell one man. And that niggins.

Come on, come on. I don't believe that God made my soulmate of anything. No, because this is what niggas do. Don't create scenarios that would never have to ever. In what atmosphere? Am I meeting the manager of Taco Bell? I don't even go to Taco Bell. I'm gonna be everywhere.

You ain't gonna be in a phone because that niggia ain't going to Miami for spring break. That thing got a sex you're doing in being for spring break. They're standing right beside ways and taking pictures all night.

How is this nigga get open? And that's walking out my soul, man, get it because why you're taking pictures of a little way? We create scenarios that have never happened. Y'all create scenarios that always happen because y'all are in control

in the situation. So you mean to tell me this is what I'm saying. This is what I don't understand about women when it comes and shit like that. You say God wouldn't make your soulmate, a nigger that make $20,000 a year.

He loved me to say. But also, he might not be done being who he is. Exactly. I might have been $20,000 a year till I got to where $20,000 was one check. You know what I'm saying? But you can be somebody and know that though. But here's the thing that I understand about him. I mean, but you can.

I have a lot of those situations. You expect a man to have some money and business. Some money, ambition, be able to make you feel safe, be able to fight, be able to tell your jokes, make you laugh, and then have to be able to fuck on top of that. And they have the audacity for that nigga to only fuck with you.

So, like, how dare you, I'm a super hero. These holes need me. Like, I am. Small ways, big tears, fat ass, got a good job, and all this. You don't want to be cool, we got clean, and then you expect us to be the only thing you, but that, look, I respect that.

Oh, wait. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me go back. Go back. Go back. You said that way wrong. You said that all the way wrong.

Bring it back. Whoa. What did she say? Y'all didn't do her? You said the only dick she saw. Oh, you're trying to talk that. She didn't say that. She said that's the only dick she said.

Whoa. No, I did not. That's why I said. I'm saying for a woman. I wasn't saying. But the thing is, you miss. You miss. You can't know what I'm doing.

But the thing is, you're terrible in the relationship. You want to suck his own dick. You got that. If I'm tired. I like, if I'm tired, I like, if I'm tired. Because if you're off getting a nigger sucking his own dick, you're gonna be like, ah, ah, ah, oh, my God. Can I record poor mom that day?

I'm tired, I just got a word. So you mean to tell me a nigga can make $20,000, but he can suck his own dick, then that's good. You can suck your own dick. You're too talented to make $20,000. You need to make $20,000. You're going to wild legs. You need to use.

You're supposed to go with this town. Right. So only things. Oh, my God. Hey, you can suck your own dick, I guess. You can make that wild. That's wild. You have potential.

No, stop. What are you doing? I'm trying it. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. But the thing is, a nigga not going,

a nigga don't have an opportunity to come up and just state this. Like, niggas ain't on they Kevin Samuel and shit out here. I'm a high about you, man. Bitch, can you cook, can you do all this? can you do all this? That's not how to happen. Y'all set the standing, y'all set the tone. It's not until a man get to a point

where he, unless he's just a hell of a nigger from the gate, that he can establish like, look, if you can't cook, if you can't suck dick this way, if you can't fuck this good, then I ain't fucking with you. And then be the niggas that got women that's lined up the fucking based on what they have.

Yeah. So it don't work that way. It's always the nigger that got to come and be the auditioner. Y'all got the audition table in front of your pussy, and I got to show up. Hello, my name is Anthony Bean. and I'm here to audition for a role in that pussy.

And you might get the dog. Well, tell me what your qualities are. Well, uh... But that's because you're coming at us. What I used to me? But we sign in my DMs, yeah, you better audition. You better tell me. That's a game.

That's a game. That's a game. Y'all just trying to get back from the whole of casting couch era. So now y'all want to cast and couch a niggum. That's what it is. Yeah. Y'all be in there with little skirts on and cross the

Big slow light, have a seat next to me. Exactly. I sit like that anyway. Are you familiar with the kind of work that I do? What kind of work is that? Do you look outside, see that range rober out there? Yeah, that's paid for it. And it is.

See, look, courtesy of some African prince. He was not African. He was never been to America. He was not. He was fucking up somebody else's social security numbers. And you say he was. No. No.

Now we get a little. You know, not he getting warmer. We all been to audition. He was scamming with this. He was scamming with the niggins. We all been to auditions. The nigger come out. He already got the little paper rolled up in his age.

Yes. I got that, motherfucker, man. Yeah, hell yeah. Good luck, bro. Good luck, good luck. You walk out to see the other nigger that's auditioning and you like, I ain't got a shot. This nigga is six, seven. In the side of the bitch and the niggas she liked.

I'm all the way. God, damn. This nigga got sandals on the show with toes ain't black. Like what? I'm a fucking. Oh, my God. I'm my fucking a guy. I'm not my fucking a guy.

No, that's got real audition. She's like, oh, man. But we saw my niggas that wear a sandal. You don't know, we're like, oh, man, oh, man. Right. Oh, man. You know, but you said you're like when women hit on you and that's how you.

It's not just the way it is. But right, the way it is. So when a woman hits on you, you don't kind of like make them audition and let them know like. It's no need for auditioning because I look at it like this. And we don't make it sound like you for them. That's what I'm saying. No, men are all professors.

And when you take, y'all have been to college. All of them? Yes. That's a debate. Yes, we all professors. Some are better than others. Some are greater than others. Some are horrible.

But the job of your professor, if you took college course, is the first thing you do. The first week of class is what? You're laying out the syllabus. You're going over the syllabus. So you have a choice as to whether or not this is a class you want to stay in before the drop period. That's what I'm doing.

The moment a woman say anything to me or act like she got any interest, here's the syllabus. This is what this class is. entails. This is this, this is that, this is this. This is this and shit you can fuck with. Okay, cool. Now you can stay, but you know. Now you can stay. But whoever likes the syllabus, they get a pass. You say what? Anybody can like agree with the syllabus. Like, if you agree with the syllabus, you get an automatic pass. Because that's what it sounds like. It depends on the person. You got to execute. You got to execute. You can't just fail the course. Like,

that's wasting my goddamn time. But how you know if they're going to execute, you have to give them a chance to see if they're going to execute. No, once you read this shit, like, you know how some people say, you ain't never got to do no quizzes, right? My class is the first day you come in. You ain't got the book. You got an appell. But that's an audition. You already failed.

But that's an audition. It is. You go in the bitches and bitches and you don't that for a good. You have a choice. You have a choice. I don't know. I think I like the audition better. I'm trying to talk to these holes like prints.

Write your number down. I'm right around four. See if we have a space for. So I'm just like that. As soon as you get away, but if you perms or shit, you really might be like that quick. You better need to ask for a chap.

No, I know. No, I don't. What do you think? This is why we're in trouble. First thing I'm gonna be kicked off the couch. If a niggas got a pair of those, it's not because he a Prince fan. Y'all are, so you would,

so you wouldn't wear an ass for your beach? No. No. And my bitch would not ask that. would not ask that of me. Right. You don't have a role play. Like, I'm vanity states, you, Chris.

That's how I know my bitch has been, uh, infiltrated. She is a clone. This bitch is working for the government. We talked about this. I'm not asking. That's the only shit. Exactly. That's the point of it.

Right there, low. You ever ask me to wear any assless pants. What's so cold? Matter of fact, in this relationship, I don't even have an ass. Leave my ass out of this. And one ass. One ass in this whole outfit and she got it.

So you mean to tell me you'll fuck with a digger that said, Love Baby, hey, baby. Hey, baby. The bonds. In that, Paul. I love that. Oh, my God. You didn't have did that, but, fuck.

I don't know. Yeah, I didn't need that fool. When I pulled my dick, I was like, yeah. It's from the front. It's never from the back. I don't want none if you ain't got a fuck with it. Uh-uh. See, y'all are the type of trying to try to hit a nigga

with a deal, though, and shit like that. Oh, damn. You just, that face, that was like the face for Carlos. Why you make that face? I was just saying, I'm dang. Don't ask her that shit like that. That's the judgey. I have never, I have never done it.

I just said that was judged. What'd you do? You did talk. Brough. I would. I said this on our show before. I absolutely would. It's called pegging.

That's what's trying. And I didn't cut it off. You weren't in tree. Not at all. See, you're going to stop trying people like that. I'm going to stop trying people like that. First of all, men need to understand. Not me.

Not men. That you do with a woman is not considered gay. You can't do anything with a straight woman and you're a straight man. Nothing is gay. And then second of all, men were proving. Men have, you have a G-spot.

There is a G-spot in your ass. You know what? Man, that's a G-spot. I've never going to find. That's so funny. You know how many nuts I've busted my life without ever having that. But you know how much better of a nut you would bust? Let me tell you.

I didn't even know that I was. see that I was handicapped until you said it. No, no, no, no. Now I know what I was born without. It's streaking this bitch. It's not his ball out of the G spot. It's streaking this bitch. It's straight in this bitch.

It's not about to do shit outside of the bed. I heard it's pretty quick. I'm good. You heard? It ain't one. It ain't one. You got one too much? No, I don't.

No, I don't. It's right under the base of my penis. So you may tell me if you match. You mean to tell me if you met a man and he told you he liked that, you wouldn't, that wouldn't raise no eyebrows at all? It may raise a little eyebrows. Which more?

Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. What's your going to do with it? That's the face. I mean. You would do that. You look like you're from Whoville.

She turned into a grid. Let's the sight that she gets. Let's come. Oh, crazy. Oh, Lord. I don't think, I think that that's the problem. Man, ain't nobody. That's the problem.

That's the wrong. Ain't nobody about to fit all these goddamn requirements, man. That's what? Nobody don't feel like, I agree with that. We all out here fucking with the one people who don't meet half of these goddamn requirements. I agree. It's the act of doing you with a man. All right, now let's talk about all the people who can get away with shit.

Because we all to fucking around with somebody who didn't fit none of our standing. Oh, my God, we just talked about this yesterday. We literally just talked about it. Everybody ain't doing all this shit. Right. We didn't all goddamn let a few months. But that's what we call a transitional day. Hey, we ain't supposed to be wearing our shorts

in this motherfucker. Come on there. Nobody wants to be. Just because don't mean a goddamn thing tonight. Nobody wants to be alone. I don't care what nobody says. Nobody is okay with spending seven days a week by themselves 24-7. Hell yeah, because your private parts

can start to recognize your hand. Exactly. Mine be like, oh, hell, hell. Can this bitch go. Oh, brother. She'd be tired of shit So you just hand it No, no, I'll have toys

I can't be tired of Some people embrace loneliness though Like loneliness don't scare everybody Some people You need a balance though Yeah but you can't let that be the thing That make you make the things based on Or how you pick them off

You have loved a few people you ain't You shouldn't afoot. I've fucked a lot of people I just that fuck That's not what we're talking about I have no problem with it meant I have had some, and that's the thing about me, I stand on it, and a motherfucker

I fucked with, and I got some head from, that I, nigga, they'd be like, hurt, yeah, nigga, let me flame the night, though. And I'm saying, it was a dark and stormy night. All was lost in the land, and then came a hand. You remember that?

You were a man. In the world was going to end. I don't think so. Right, we ought to do. You know what I'm saying? But that's the thing, like, as a man, we got to fuck us standing, though I take it like y'all are a little bit better,

you know, take a little bit better care of your pussy than we take care of our dicks because they do. He said not me, niggas. I mean, now, I mean, every man should get to a point but they treat their dick like they social security. I treat my dick like my social now. It's like, you just can't get this motherfucker.

You fuck my life up. You get this. Why didn't you always treat it like this? Because I'm a nigger. And I do niggins shit. And some time to time, I still do niggins shit. And I would never ever let any woman believe that I'm not capable of doing niggins shit because that's what niggins do.

I'm just not driven by niggins shit. I was called the story recently, and it blew my mind. Tell it. I'm about old. I'm scared. So I was talking to these dudes because I want to know if one of y'all did this shit before. Okay. So I was talking to this dude and he was telling me how he fucked a big, a pregnant girl.

And it wasn't his baby, though. I would never done it. The kid was not his son. I would. I would. I've never done it. You would? Yeah, I would. And then to top it off, it was a threesome.

How long was she? She was showing. With another man? Was it a train or a threesome? No, no, no, no. A train and a threesome is the same thing. A train is different. A threesome is a threesome.

A threesome is a threesome. If it's three people in the mid, it's a threesome. It's not. It's not. You are so ridiculous. Men are so afraid of words. It's crazy. Men just actually use the words as they were intended to be.

If I suck this money, Steve, and they're hitting me from the back. It's a threesome. We're all the games in a sexual act. That's a threesome. That's a threesome. And I can't this when we talk about a train. You got to be fair. Hold on, we got to be fair.

That's a train. You got to be fair. That is the girl version of a threesome. Wait. A girl version of a three. Woman wanted to have sex. You know a girl version of a three with another woman. Right.

No, it's nice. I told us women want to have threesome with two men. Well, they don't want a threesome. They want to get spithroasters. They want to be a Hawaiian hog that is about to be put into the ground. I feel like that's like that's like a lot. Yeah. Slow turning.

I've never got to. Not all I never desire two dicks at one. I haven't either. I have it either. I have me either. Have you ever had a train ran on you? No. Yeah.

The fact is she has to be. Me? Yeah. Because she asked me. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?

You mean? Do you mean your leave? I have no recommendation. Never heard of the thing, Sire. No, but for real now. No. I had a threesome, in my opinion, of what a threesome is, which I said, I feel like it's two women and a man.

Yeah, I mean, I've had a threesome, but no, I've never had sex with two men in it. Have you ever had a threesome with two women? Okay. And a man, but I've never had a threesome with two men and just me. So why are you getting yelling at this thing? Huh?

What's the difference? If it's not a difference, then why do you say it? Because it's a threesome, it's not a train. I feel like men like to use the word trains. They feel like, oh, we're not touching each other. We degrade. It's a right for. No, no, any time, any time, any time,

Anytime you get naked with another dude. It's a threesome. On some weird shit. Exactly. And it's a threesome. Anytime you get butt naked with another man. It's a threesome. You're wild and fuck for pulling your dick out in front of another niggoo.

I don't judge. I try about to judge. We don't kink shame. But at the same time, it's like it is what it is. You know what? Three people in the room having an orgasm. You know what? You don't want to be the niggie to get naked too.

See, y'all? When you're going to take clothes up? What the fuck are you doing? My left you're in the locker room wired. Me too. Hey, man. You gotta leave these whole fucking topics alone because now it's so many different kinds of people. We, boy.

You don't know, it's nine different kinds of people. Y'all ain't even invited to shit. Oh, yeah. Don't even do it. I'm not doing it. Niggas. We all, y'all said y'all were mailed earlier. All the states are matter.

Liquid. Okay. Okay. It's about 75. Liglin. Is it all a gas. This is the gas. Y'all are arguing about men and woman,

and it's about 75 more motherfuckers down here, but they ain't sold nothing about. I'm gonna be in the comments. What about me and with titties? Hey, hey, hey, what happened? Not an FWT. No, no, I'm just a man. Not a NWT.

That is a NWT. That's a NWT. I'm telling you, it's two, it's two minutes species. You aren't going to know something from guy on capacity. You don't know the scientific term for that shit. They're doing on the compartmental. I hate it here.

I'm telling you. No, y'all. She's all the only person that answered my question. What was that? He said he would have sex with a pregnant lady. Would you have a three son? If she's showing. With a, with another woman?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not your baby. Yeah, I wouldn't. So you would. So how would you feel if you had a lady who is pregnant and it's not your baby? Oh.

So how would you feel if you had a girl pregnant and she was letting another nigga, she's nut on your baby four hands? That is two with you. That is two. First of all, see, and it's not going to free the way.

Oh, he's going to blame it. That's it. I imagine. If that was to happen, if that was the happen, if that was the habit, if my son and when a daughter gets older if she was ever asked Daddy,

I'd be having these dreams. Then I would explain. That wasn't me. That was your mom out here doing what your mama did. Why? You might be mad though. You what a fuck. If I got a woman pregnant and she out here fucking other things,

how could I be maddened? That's her pussy. Okay. It's our baby, but that's her. You wouldn't be mad. Like, you wouldn't. I'm not mad if nothing a woman do with her pussy, it's yours. That's the real shit.

Would you be mad? What? If you're pregnant, like partner, y'all ex is now, but she was out here fucking somebody else while she was pregnant with your child. What's gonna make me think that she's not doing that anyway? That's my one. That's the thing about it. You don't have to, now listen. I don't see myself being pregnant.

You can be living with a motherplugger. If they're going to fuck off, they're going to fuck on whether she's pregnant. That's what I mean. These conditions don't change shit. People get married, people be pregnant. They're fucking going to be happy. I know that it couldn't happen, but I would be too scared it might keep my head or something. That's not how it works.

That's not how it was. I know. I just will not hit your. He's going to be like, mama. He's going to have a dance. The puppy downstairs. The baby upstairs. I'm trying to give us a school on that and be.

No, no, we're not working. The baby that's a lot of pussy. The baby is a lot of pussy. He put a whole other pocket in there. The pussy's dead be worth in the shit. Pughey's nasty for shit that was real. He said, go on get your... You know I love it.

He said, go and get your fuck on. Because that goes baby. All right, stop. That's another. Lame niggas let that dead drive him crazy. That's real. I don't give a fuck about with a who a woman. As long as whoever you fucking don't bring me no problems, fuck on.

I don't give a fuck on. I don't like that. That's going to be my dumb on. Fuck on. As long as it don't bring me no problem. Because my main concern is when I come around Is you still fucking me? Do you still want to do that?

The fuck do I care about what you do when I'm not around. I'm not a wizard. I don't care about what I can't control. What? You can see things. You know, wait a minute, I feel it. Is this bitch enjoying another thing?

I'm gonna tell you what, if you feel it. That's so she goes. It is already. Exactly. The only way you can prevent it is if you have a time machine because ain't nobody ever stop nothing from not like. Like, I wish I had a time machine.

I wish I had a time machine. That's going to be you, my name. I know. And then you watch all these Marvel movies. Even the superheroes can't get the woman. They won't. Who? Spider-Man doesn't save the bitch off.

150 fucking building. He that flew a motherfucker all way. That's his bitch. Mary Jane is his bitch. Man took the bitch out of space. He flew the bitch literally around. the world. If a niggas take me to out of space,

we can do whatever you like. You're telling you, man. You can't... You don't know if you get up there. You don't know if you get up there that it's a toenail black. But you're in space now. But guess how he fucking up, going out of space.

Ain't no turn around. I might have to come back. You say that right. You don't know how easily accessible space for the beat. It's not there for fun now. I mean, you're right. That's why I ain't really did it, Chris.

Two hour drives. Two hours for a moment. Okay. Wait, you drove there? You can. You don't want us to. But everybody's about to leave us, first of all, like, if you're not rich, then they, the planet is about to come on.

Put the weed down. I'm telling the truth. Elon and them be going to space? They do. He walked up and was like, man, what are you doing after this? Okay, let's go to Pluto real quick. Man, you need a truth. And whatever happens to earth, the rich people is leaving.

They found another planet. What is really going on out here, you'll go, you'll lose your goddamn mind. And that's what they're going to tell us. Because what if we really already out there being? Hey, I agree. We need to get our funds together. We try to be on the moon

looking at the old earth, nigga. Yeah. The shit that we think is the moon is the earth that we That's the old earth, Nick.

This is why I don't believe because I would really be over here. But that's a good point. That's a point. And the sun ain't shit but the new planet forming.

We ain't gonna be around long enough to see that shit. And the motherfuckers who's gonna stay on that shit gonna look back at this shit like the moon. And then all people, all people don't understand. All religion is based around the sun. Like, you know, Jesus is called the son. And all that the sun is the only thing that you see, and you can see it every day.

And no matter if you see it, it's up there. Am I. And me and be Shabine. What is y'all smoking? You know, and you know, the sun can turn your toe to black. This is, I feel. I feel educated. It's that scientific way.

You just called a little learning. There ain't nothing. I learned some. Manifestin. I don't know. That's weird. You know. You get too deep.

And then you have to look at the cameras. It can never be too deep. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. It's party time. It get deep. It's party time. It get deep. You got to just bring you back.

You know, we got a lot of unpopular. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Who are your favorite nigg? You still with him? You still fuck with your favorite name? No, I don't.

You miss your favorite name? I do, but I don't fuck with him. Wow. I got cheer for me. I'm happy. Like from the side of eyes, you like, knew that nigger was great. No, we'd be like that.

Oh, yeah. No, no, we don't behave because honestly, I don't want to say. He didn't say what you were like. He had actually, when he seen what we had going on, he was like, oh, let's work. And we was like, yeah, nah, we good. So both of y'all got my own one.

Yeah, yeah. We got the shit on him. We finally got the shit on him, and it felt good. Both of y'all favorite nigga the same person? No. Oh, okay. No. We don't fight like that. No, but it was definitely a situation where it was like, okay.

So what made him your favorite nigga and why you stopped fucking with him? Hmm. That's a little too details. Yeah. So you're like, why? Classified information. You have to talk to us. We go ahead and check after the shirt.

You got to ask that in five summers. You got to separate them. Fine, fine. Because they each other's lawyer. You got to add them to this shit individually. They got each other's lawyer. Well, you got to answer

every question that you are. But I just, my favorite niggas, I feel like, because honestly I do feel like he really cared about me and he did a lot to kind of change my life

if that makes sense. Hold on. Now let me ask you. A life changing. You ever been the chick favorite nigger? Yeah. You knew, I knew he was going to say it.

He didn't everybody favorite. you're gonna let him tell him not by saying that i'm saying like if there's a nigger somewhere asking one of your old chicks that question did you think she would think of you when the niggins say well do you miss your favorite nigga and then she's like yeah but i ain't gonna say who it is do you think you would be that nigga yeah she would pull out the little shrines oh did you be having shrines i believe it yeah i believe it that dick probably fired oh oh my shrine? I ain't never made a shrine. I ain't never made a shrine.

Nothing. Hey. What are the qualities of a favorite nigga from y'all perspective? What of the qualities of a favorite man? I like men who are supportive. No, not men. Your favorite nigga. My favorite nigga is

supportive. This is just like build your person. Yeah. He's, he love me down. If you got to build your nigga, what would your nigga look like? What would be the character of me? I have him. I do have my favorite niggas. Right now. Oh, yeah, we're good.

It's very happy. I love a good idea, no. That ain't my name, though. That ain't my mean. Run the stats. What you mean, run the stairs? You gotta, you know. No, I mean, I feel like this.

This is what y'all can do for men. Like, y'all can give the perspective. Okay, so I don't want to do anything for me. I'm trying to figure out if I'm a favorite nigger, though. Like, I wonder who. But honestly, sometimes your favorite nigger can be something, somebody else. You ain't never thought about that?

No. You never thought about if he was a what of his favorite thing? No. Somebody favorite, nigga. I ain't never worried about being her only, nigga. I just want to be the favorite. I got to be her favorite, me. I just want to be your favorite, nigga.

I ain't got to be your only, nigga, I just want to be your favorite. Move, no. I want to be most. You want to be the only and a favorite man. You are reaching for the sky. That's why I'm the favorite, because I'm the only. No, you never be the only. You never be the only.

You wanted me to do that? Yes. He was ready, too. I do it. He was in there pointing at me. important her. You have a titty, no. Don't do that.

You're smart. What are you? You're smart. You're smart. Try my nip my nigga Clayton. Get the hair off a thing. No. It's gonna see.

All they're gonna see is though camera and tried to choke her. No. Don't get involved. They're going to be in the times with the times film. I see when Clayton dropped the chocolate. And then y'all see when Dre on, Dreem on for anything. You can shake you're like,

huh? Nah. Really? But no, it's not. I can look at Drea and tell you get to really land at her. She's going, oh, oh, she's a very sexual person, but it's not a bad. That's just who she is. She's flirty.

She's sexy. That's who she is. Like, she don't, a lot of times people will think that Dren is flirting with them, and she's just not. She's just talking. You get her by herself, boy, I know when that door closes, you got her mind. I see through my own two hours, but we ain't. You got to come on poor mind and we'll get a cheese. You're going on there.

They'll tell you. He probably suck. out of jam gun. And I synced it. Ain't do. I synced it. Wait a minute, was you active in budget? Or you was peeping?

No, she wasn't active. No. I'm saying, was she acting? Now, we had two different situations. So y'all gonna tell some shit that ain't supposed to be told. We already get it out of the song. It's not her business.

How are we not supposed to tell? We have already talked about this plenty of times. I want to hear it. What happened? Which one? Which time? What's the better one? They was both good.

The one you would, if you had to, if the world was to see what was one of you did. No, honestly, the first time it happened, it was when I had first moved out here and I was staying with Drea. And she was dealing with a nice young man. And they decided to go out on the balcony because I was in the room asleep. And they decided to fornicate. And I was like, you know, I was peeping a little bit. And I was saying, you throw on that thing back, hon. I was proud.

Putting in the work. Have you ever seen her? Yeah, that's the second time. Oh, so it was one-in-one. Okay, so what, what, you were you proud? But y'all ain't never- She was, bro. We were-record time.

He couldn't hang. But you got a nigga out of there. He couldn't hang. You got a nigga out of there, huh? Oh, my God. There's too much sex. This is not about to turn until four months episodes. I mean, hey, it is.

This is, this is, you know. So you got about it out of them. Raked time. It was. You know, I've just seen the episode like SpongeBob where they were like, five seconds later. Five seconds later. Well, thank you for the good time. We're about to go.

So I'm just going to see yourself down. We was like, girl, let's go. Drey was like, let's go. I'm not in freeze. Good time. So y'all ain't never been watching it proper, though. Like one of you sitting in the chair. No, Drea was definitely like this in the bag.

She was like this. No, she was in the bed. She was in the bed. Not a not a not, nice delivery, but she could have landed a little better. He needed notes. She was, she was writing him notes. That's it. I wasn't impressed.

She wasn't. We still laugh about that to this day. Were y'all young? No. That was like 20 years ago. I think you know, it was like spring break young. You know what I mean? What's the definition of you?

I didn't know legs during spring break. So no. No. Okay. I didn't marry yet. So y'all, would y'all be willing to do that now as home girls? Like, you got your nigga, you got your nigga y'all in the same room and y'all just got that. Why would we do that?

We got homes. She didn't have a home. I was homeless then. The first time I was homeless, niggum. Y'all, y'all fucked out of, it was out of desperation. No, no, no. It was in her house. I was saying with her the first time.

She was talking out of desperation. No, no, no. I was, she was fucking. I was fucking. I was talking about the time you saw her. It wasn't. I was horny. Yeah, and we were at his house,

and I had a home by then. Okay. I'm still confused, so you were horny, so you wanted to watch her. Yes, yes. And I didn't even want to, because it was somebody out. She was lying.

She was in, she got mad. She's sarned out. Because she kept telling me to fuck this nigga, and I had been fucking him, but I knew it was somebody I was just fucking because when I was bored. No, I'm talking about you, when you stormed out when I was fucking.

Oh, yeah, because I was tired. I just got off work. Nigger, I don't want to see your, I see your whole pussy. And I don't give you a place to stay and you mad. It was the crevices for me. No, I didn't storm out. No, I didn't storm out.

I just checked my things. Y'all, that's how I know she left, but she did slam the door. I did not sleep. She was in a high rise. The door's close on their own. You left out in a rage. You were upset.

I'm folding my things. And I said, I am believing. People just fuck that way. And they home. And I was like, I'm laying. You know I'm standing here. You know, I'm standing here. You know,

So you saw her, she knew, you saw her that you ain't anywhere to go. She saw you because she was horny and wanted to watch you fuck. Um, yeah. We was wrong. Yeah, we was drunk. She kept telling us, oh, I want to watch. I want to see. I was right.

I was like, he about tonight in two seconds. Like, why is you want, what is there to see? And he did. She was right. There was nothing to see here. Did you apologize for making her do this? He should apologize for me. He should have apologize.

He orchestrated it. Like, what the fuck? That nigga probably Yeah, he was in my life. You should have cost him better if you were. What if that's all the fuss that he needs? It's two minutes. Two seconds.

And then he's going to have to have a place. He's trying to have things about. The champ strikes again. We don't want to think about that night. We have grown. He's definitely a little talking about you. We have grown than that one. That man will probably live in stress-free.

Don't know if I call this thing a bag. He don't have to play none of these games. Every time he gets a pussy, he knows he cut off. And he's done fast. You know how long fucking. Like, if you're trying to impress, yeah. Ain't nobody mad that he don't text back. No, but he's not getting pulled up on.

You're trying to. He ain't getting none of his hose checks off. This man, he got a new bitch every day. They run into him, don't get mad if they see him with somebody else. They don't even speak to this man. Ain't nobody blowing up his spot. Show don't. Man, that nigga's probably winning in life, bro.

That's this long fucking that gets you jammed up. Have you ghosted a knick because his dick was wet? Yes. Oh, that's the best way to get left alone. Dude, it's fucking mediocre. Not just being, but this is the thing on, Amanda's going to be talked about to before. A nigger's going to nut with it.

So you're trying to tell me you all be fucking bad on her. I don't believe me. I told you the last time, a nigga ain't bringing out his best dick. Every time. No, no. Not immediately. A lot of niggas don't even have this.

Self-sish away if you're just a jerk-off machine. You just is like that one of the best dick. jerk off tonight. When the niggas shone up with his best dick, that nigga bring a suitcase. Let me put that motherfuck over together like the sniper right. But that's all that,

but like you said, y'all don't give y'all's best dick or whatever because I need it on nut regardless. Sex is different for women. That's not true. No, do y'all realize 70% of women do you need an orgasm? They don't orgasm and so it's different for us.

What? That's mad crazy. Okay. But I bet you're nutting more than the average woman when you have sex. Just like you said that man. Exactly. Just like you said that man can bust another

in two seconds. The women not having orgasms is not my problem. Them pusses don't work. Some people shit. Some people shit work good. Some people shit is okay. There some people shit just don't work. So you're saying, 70% of who gives a fuck?

Nobody wants to fuck them. I promise you. We're looking for the 30. What are working, pussy's in? And you don't never have an orgasm. Don't keep giving that once or what. See if you can fix it. See if you can fix it.

It's broke. It don't work. I had a conversation with somebody the other day. We came to the conclusion like, I think niggas tell women who has good pussy and bad pussy because y'all be trying to divide us. We don't. I don't.

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It's good, pussy, bad pussy. I personally do feel like it's a thing. But it depends on the man because I feel like. feel like it's true. It has to be. It's true. But he was. Is there a good food?

It's a bad food, man. Yes. It's going to be a good. So what makes it bad? Like when you had some bad, some weird. You got a spit-starting that motherfucker? Because you're not,

maybe you're not turning your fault. No, it's not your fault. Like, you, and that's the thing, that's an easy cop out. It's like, that's like a nigger saying that I nut it quick and that's your fault. Like, you didn't provide me with the environment. I wanted to be in longer than two minutes.

I didn't. No, you need to provide me because your deep. Don't last. No, you didn't make me feel like this is something I need to do longer than two minutes. You can't do it longer than two minutes. I didn't know that. I just might not do it with you long in these minutes.

So why you didn't do this? Because I don't want to be in this motherfucker. You ain't got no sheets on this big. You got a washcloth as a dish rag. I'm trying to get the fuck out of here. Like, I'm not trying to be in this motherfucker on. But that's crazy that you would even fuck somebody in those conditions. When you walk in and you see the dish washing.

Why? You see no sheets and you still pulled your dick up. Because the niggas do shit like that. Trash. The niggas do shit like that. Exactly. So that's hell. You know, it's not.

Even you don't care. No. Listen, no. We haven't cared. Desperate and homeless at your home girl house. But, maybe. You don't know what I tell you. I'm not telling you that information.

You're going to use the kids. You still stay out of stand the family? You stay out of standing. I have to live with my home. I have to make my dreams. Throwing you're going to use that against me. And when they know. And when they know.

Now. I know, then sit there and be like, maybe you're not stimulating them like that. You know your pussy don't get wet like that when you're playing with it. Yes, they do. No, it don't. No it don't.

No, it don't. You was there? Was you there? You don't know what? Who recorded the situations that I haven't seen? You know what I'm just fucking a guy. I have never seen. I just seen the way you're on my truck.

My bag. I never, I would let you know if you was out here on the end. I respect you all enough to be like, hey. It may or it may not. I got damn poor my eyes. You know what I mean? But that's the thing.

A lot of y'all think you put it in, niggins fake it too. I can agree with that. Niggas being in there, like this is what she is. Oh, my God. And get out of there. Like, that's, yeah. But if it's like that, would you have sex with him again?

No. Okay, so that's why. No. At this point, I wouldn't. I feel like most niggas wouldn't. Unless you just diced. Yeah, man. But if you're desperate, you don't fuck me.

all the motherfuckers ain't built the same all these ain't built the same I know that's what I'm saying we say y'all sitting here saying the same shit not you ready for us to go I ain't saying no I'm saying the same shit it's the same argument on both sides it's the same shit you know I mean we just can you understand that somebody going crazy for that two seconds that's what they prefer yeah it's just the press

It's all about preference. It's all about preference. Some niggas gonna say you got the best pussy in the world because the shit that come with him getting it, it's worth it to him. All your bullshit that you, all the bullshit that you think is a problem between y'all, it ain't even a problem.

Because he getting what he wants this much of the time, it's worth putting up with that shit. But if you get a nigga and you're stressing them out and you ain't worked all the shit, it's like, that shit ain't that person ain't worth all that. There's another man's treasure. Right. Yeah, I mean.

Who's not just about the pussy, it's the attitude. The shit that come with this woman that when you're not fucking up. That can make your pussy better. Are you a good person? Do you make a nigger want to be around you? Not that's his thing you can do that ain't sexual that can make you make you mad.

Say it. It's about the knock, non-jole. That could be one for certain niggins, but it's just the environment. How comfortable do I feel? How comfortable do I feel in your space? When I'm not, but I'm not fucking you. How at peace do I feel when I come in and you in my environment,

and I'm in your environment. How do you change the energy? Are you a person that change the energy when you walk into a room, or do you change it when you lead a goddamn room? I agree. I feel like if you can't sit in silence with someone and not be awkward and weird,

that's probably not your person. Like, if I can't sit on the couch with you and maybe some music playing, maybe we just got the TV playing and we can just sit there and talk and not talk and not talk and not feel awkward, then I don't need to be around you.

I don't want to just see all those things with me. Let's say you can do all those things with me. Let's say you can do all those things with it. would you be mad that he can do it with another female if you found that out? I mean, is this my man or somebody I'm just fucking. I mean, if it's your man,

like let's say your man has the capabilities of being a lot of women's man. Would you, would you, would you have? Maybe he asked him about his own. I'm just, no, I'm just asking from your opinion. But it depends. I mean, for me, I feel like whenever I really say somebody is my man, then that means I want the commitment

from him and me. Oh, yeah, I want that. So, um, no. Have you ever chose a boyfriend over the nigger that you fucking, like, you know what I'm saying? Like you said, is it your man or a nigga you just fucking? So say you and you just got a nigga that you fucking. Right, all right.

And that's another nigga trying to be your man. Do you just? You analyze the shit. I am. I'm thinking whatever I'm happy with. Oh. But the nigger that you fucking ain't trying to be your man at all. But I'm not gonna, you're not gonna be my man if we not fucking.

At this age, I'm not interested in just fucking Just the fuck. I'm not interested in that. So I'm never even going to be in that situation right now. But what I'm saying, say for instance, you meet somebody and they're nice. And you're like, yeah, we can just fuck around. That's not going to happen. You get the opportunity to have a man.

I'm not fucking somebody just to fuck. So you ignore somebody being something that you see that you need and love in your life because he's not willing to do the commitment part of it? Yes. Yeah, because that's not what I want. So why, and that's why you say you get a situation that you're not ready for? So why would I put myself in a situation

that I know that I don't want? What are you ready for? Honestly. What you're ready for? No, be dishonest. Be dishonest, fuck all this honest shit. Be dishonest. I'm tired of hearing of shit.

No, but honestly, I feel like I'm ready for something. I said this year I do want a boyfriend. I want a man. A man. A man. I eventually want to have a child. Okay. So I want to find, you know, really?

You want to find a what? You know somebody that's not a baby daddy. All right, because I'm letting you know, you know. We're black, we're black. We're going to end up single. Not saying nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying, that's not what I'm telling you. But I am looking at it like I want, I don't mind being with somebody that doesn't mind.

You're going to end up single after this. There's going to be all of this nigga. They ain't going to have to leave this, nigga. That's not true all the time. And you next, the baby is the baby going to be. It's going to be home. My baby comes. Hey.

They're going to be eating four, five luncheables at the time. Who's married? A bottle. A bottle. One of my big ass, Mourri, baby. Yes, my baby eat sausages with my grandchildren. And so. And so.

I don't like this. Y'all, I'm going to stop coming for my friend. No, I want a big baby. You're going to have one too. I cannot wait. I'm going to have me a big ass baby with that time. So you're going to be a whole girlfriend. You're going to cut all your hose off, all that sneak shit.

You is going to have a big baby. I'm saying, you ready to do it this year. That's what you said. Um, whatever I find her. No, I think I do. You're gonna be a nigga, whole girl for me. Yes. Alright.

I'm a good woman. Don't believe that. And I got some bitch James. Don't believe that. You don't think I'm a good woman? I know. I think that is the biggest laugh niggas ever been told right there. I am a good woman.

That can be disputed. Why you don't think like a good woman? I'm not saying. I don't believe in that you. You don't believe there's no good woman. You don't believe there's no good woman. People are fucking people. That's what I believe.

This niggas in jail on death row that ain't never coming outside that's convincing motherfuckers that they're good people. They get married into motion. But we know they're not going to be. No, we don't. They could be a good person now.

This is because they're not a good person and you don't mean they're not a great motherfucker for somebody else. That's what I'm saying. Everything don't work for everybody. There is no universal good. But there's no universal good thing that make you a good woman.

There's no quality that you can possess because anything that you do that's good for you is another motherfucker that's gonna hear that and be like, ugh, I agree, but just like you said earlier, like, I'm that nigga, that's how I feel about myself. To me. I'm that, and I'm that bitch to me. Right.

So if anybody, like, damn, if you fuck up with me, yo man, your motherfucker, that's what you ain't never been that far off. That's what we've been saying this whole time. I am a Leo, I'm 100% right all this time, that you subscribe to the same kind of bullshit that you want. I know y'all. You say what?

Once you find somebody that is subscribed to you, Your kind of bullshit on both sides, you want. I am never wrong. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. It's a nigga that's right now. The bitch high. It's at least seven niggins that can't stand you.

Seven? At least. I've only been with three. We only, we told you this last time. We've only been with three. I know we've been with three. But I'm telling you. That's why I know.

Why are you? That's why I know it's at least seven niggas, they can't stand. Both of y'all are on these. One, two, three, then you got them two lines on top. That's five. Straight face, knicker. Amen. How would I stand for you?

We gotta stop all these sexual investigations with how many people, people fuck. Exactly. How many women you have been with? Because the numbers can be astronomical. I believe they are. I've had sex. I only have one child, so that's one. that's one.

And that's what I say. If there's no evidence, if it's no photos or no children, I didn't fucking. Yeah, I'll fuck the this one. I don't have kids. So I didn't fuck lending you these kids. I mean,

but depending on that, what's different for y'all, if I got you on tape, that mean I got it. That mean, I got it. You can't never denying. Oh, you didn't fuck me, you're lying. I'll be better off telling you

how long I've been fucking at this point. in 23 years. Okay, so I had three years? I would never show nobody no sex-said. I would never show nobody no sex-sake. That's what I'm saying from now. Carlo said, wait, wait, wait, wait. Carlo said he's been fucking for 23 years.

23 years. That's wild. It's only two. It's only two. Yeah, I've been out of 23 years. Fucking. You should be an expert right now. I have asked me something.

No, no, no. Ask me something. I know some things. Y'all see what you're trying to. Yeah, I've been fucking 23 years at least. You wrote a detail of something. Who? I'm talking about actual penetration.

Oh, no. No. You know what? Real sex. So where. I don't know none of that name. He's lying. Yeah.

Too lying. The other nigga that said he fucked me. Oh, he did? The third. It was only two. Because the only two got to want to take about it. It's only been two because I was, yeah. Don't even worry about it.

Ain't nobody really counting that shit. Yeah, I don't buy it count. Who gives the fuck? Who gives the fuck? How many niggas you're fucking before you met me? Because you never fuck me. Asking shit like that, make you susceptible about a heart attack.

It's not so dramatic. That's real shit. Asking women questions like that. Increase your wrist for heart attack. Wait. How many people that have had sex with and shit? For women? For men.

All for me. As a man, it increased your chance to have a heart attack. I think it's a co-intechities is how you do. You ask winning shit like that, you got to start taking it. I don't know. On the regular. You turn your testing it with somebody else's name

on the top, that's what I feel about. Y'all having the same body. Oh, I mean, it's just. How do you think that's impossible for us about to fuck three people? I'm just saying. The way I say y'all choose your niggas. You don't even matter.

Three niggas off. I don't even say how I choose. You don't know how I choose my name. You did, but this one's special. Like, you know what I mean. I never said how I never said how I don't choose them. $20,000 a year is definitely not. Okay.

And you're all like with a black toe. I have $20,000 with a black toe, so, you know what I mean. There's not motherfuckers out here where you can find kind of exactly what you want. They're just not going to act exactly how you want to act. They don't look like it, though. A relationship requires compromise. Well, I mean, the root word is relationship. What do you have in common?

Right. And how are you going to shift these things back and forth towards each other consistently? Relationship. What is y'all laughing at? It's the transfer of relations. You all that whole motherfuck of conversation. Right. There you go.

What's a witch girl? He's caught up down here in the street. Who got caught up? Nobody. Dang, you nosey. Ooh, she's getting sassy. That's a section. They ain't not hit that coocha.

And she's feeling it up in there. Oh, my God. She's about to start talking to y'all crazy. Don't say that. I'm playing, Carlos. I'm not he my favorite. He said what? My lady's about it?

Okay. wait. She turned my pages. Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it hurts. He brings me down. He built me y'all.

My life it wrong. That was a bomb. That is a bum. That was she dancing. One more more time. He raised me down. He built me y'all. That was a bomb.

I was a bomb. Like seven when that song came up. That is, that's the one I was under the ball. He's so pathetic. He tastes my page. Spontaneous. It's what I tweeted. That's that truth hurts right there.

That was an Ella. That was a buzz. Oh, it was. It was. Man, we really slept on tweet. We really slept on tweet. We did smoking higler in. We did.

Okay, so. Sweet and Ashanti came out at the same time. They're smoking cigarettes, that's all right. And what they always used to try to do was pit artists against each other, like, who do you like more, who do you like more? Because Rihanna and Tierra Marie also dropped at the same time.

And I hated that they would do that to the artist. Because we black people and they know that we couldn't. And we could enjoy Tweet and Ashanti. They did. I mean we did, but I feel like she didn't do what she was. They made us pick. Yeah, they made us, they was making people pick. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? They don't do that now. Like, who did you pick? Um, I'll pick bodes. I like bones. What's the lady name to turn that song? Sometimes I rest my chief and sometimes I don't. Who is that?

I created my name. I could not. Sometimes I saved my legs. Oh my God. You know, I love your brim. You better say that. Don't get that goddamn song, boy. But you were still saying?

That was not, boy, it was a station in D.C. called 102. I was just going to say. And they used to play that shit. When that shit came out, I'm not the happy girl on the video. And they think with all the price on my home. I know that's right.

Because I am a woman. And I'm like, boy, if they play this, she's going to let you all know. I enjoy India our real museum. K.E. She's the fullest. That nigg had been making the same song. Don't do kill. Baby girl, there will be no more life.

How did you find your way back in? Baby, girl. Oh my God, don't do kill. Baby, girl, there will baby. I'm like, chicko, you know who listen to Camelette? Who? Niggas who spread cologne in the car. What?

What? I thought everybody do that. In the back of my mind, and I don't see it, baby. Why are you making that it's time? That's what he got to make when he sing that shit, and I know that. Yeah, I'm right home listening to Kim now. That's the true old nitty shit right there.

Girl, back of my mind, baby. You're going to be mad at me this summer. I'm in the convertible thing. That's the old nix's like to play in Kim with the top of that. I can't stop. I can't stop loving you. No matter how far. Emotional.

High ride. No, somebody at a breeze. Summer rain is one of my friends. I got a song, a playlist called The Pous Head Playlist. I can't even go into the goddamn grown and sexy spot because there's every day of faith, every time. How did you find your way back in my life? I can't stop loving you no matter how I try to be.

R-M-D. The old niggas love to play that like when they try to impress. I never had an old nigger play that for me. I definitely had Ulysses playing for me in the bag. Who Ulysses? Ulysses. Played that for me in the bag.

Eugene? Ulysses. All of me. They love it. Ulysses. Cornelis. Cornelis. Oh, Cornelius was my favorite, man.

Cornelius. Cornelius are all prestigious. Y'all are in fucking with Tuskegee Airmen. But that was the era. Sweet. Ashanti, oh, my girl, yeah. Because I was about to say, I never was in the Kim era. That's why we out here losing, bro.

I respect Kim, because his journey, but that same song was like... What was his journey? You know, he was homeless and all that shit. No, I didn't know that. He was homeless and playing the piano on the street. He's the day. I respect us come up all the way. But I just want that nigga to, like, get in the studio with somebody else one time.

Like, just one time, Kim, just do a song with a guy like Germain Dupree or somebody like that that gave you Salt, soul. Teddy Riley and somebody give you that different sound. Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I want to hit Kim on one of the other songs.

I want to hit Kim and shit like that. Don't make him switch it up. Don't make him switch it up. Just one time. No. Just one time. Because if I hear Kim song and it don't sound like Kim, I'm going to be mad.

Y'all are going to hell both y'all. I'm not. I want to hear Kim like just switch it. Everybody switch it up. Frankie Beverly got a sound, but sometimes he'll switch it up. I know. This is what I don't do.

I love Frankie Dudley. That's one of my favorite. Those are you grow spiritual. Yeah, but I'm saying, but he switched to sound up from time to time. Do you? Do you? Do you. Listen.

Whoa. Whoa. No, we know. It's not. Whoa. You sound like Robin Lowe singer. You sound like Ben Haley. You sound like Ben Haley.

It's like, where you know. That is my baby. We sang cream. That was free. You're my friend Beater of God. My sacrifice

All the other That was about Let's what the three song God damn It's right there Can I think you higher Yeah

Yeah Two of three We're blind That shit was annoying as a mile partner. Hey, it was good on. And you always have a nigga in the background. What he did? Yeah.

I'm getting much on side of. God, damn. That was a mood. That was an error. Y'all was two or ease. It was Creed, nickel back. A moment in time. Paramore.

Paramore. Because Haley could sing. Y'all fuck with Haley. You all tripping. No. Who's tripping? Y'all never heard of Paramore? Oh, damn.

I'm not. We get too far. They're not as cultured as we thought. No, it's just, oh, trust me, it's a bunch of white people we know that China's never heard of. You know, y'all know the Doobie brothers? Who? See?

That doobie ass-ray? See, I'm just saying, don't try us because we don't know perrimor. Y'all don't know the Doobberberts. Who is the Doobberberts? I don't know Michael McDonald's. You don't know Michael McDonald's? What's the how the song of?

It's a bunch of Michael McDonald's song. Don't forget, you're not in love any more. That's Michael McDonald. I can't forget These will never be the same again. Oh, I know that song. I can't forget now you made it show me. You know this song.

Eric Tower Feet. I know that song. That's my shit. I feel like y'all, I never know who sung he thing with you. Okay. Oh, okay, okay, okay. I feel like that y'all would know stuff like Meat Loves. Oh, I know Meat Loves.

I would do anything for love. But I won't do that. See, y'all knew he was on. No. You know what that one? That's how long. Meatlo! That's a hit.

That is a hit. He just died. Meatloom did. Rest of piece, meelow. He said he didn't do anything for love. What about that song? Well, I won't do anything for love. What?

What you're talking about? What you're talking about? I won't. I won't do that. That's my name. he was saying you ever seen the video for that shit uh-uh that niggas like a gargoyle or some shit like that riding through the dude like he was like the business he was like the uh the gargoy or the hunchback i have big yeah i'm in my oh but i'm in my new will okay all right yeah we

fuck a white people shit oh i won't go i can't go for that no that's hall no no can do that's a bob that is a bob all the notes they they they're told the doper's white man out what you think they were talking about You need to show up. No, no. Bitch, I got a black to-old. I can't go for that. And I can't. Yeah, that's fun of that.

That's my favorite song. And Carlos has had enough. I can't go for that. Carlos know a bunch of white people music. We had this conversation all the time. What's your favorite white person's song? Of all the time? Yeah.

That's a hard question for us. That's a hard one. I think that's my favorite one. Because it's too hard to pick one, man. Too hard to pick one. Too hard to be in there. We just got to shout out. Red hot chile pebbles under the bridge.

Ooh, that was a good one. That is a good one. That is a little. Dream of California vacation was a bar. If you don't bring a red, high chile pebble, you gotta bring a scar tissue. Can we talk about dog three? That I wish you so.

Man, one of my favorite white people songs. This is my name, my name. I can't remember the name, but they're new kids on the block, had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick. And I like girls who wear that. for the summer for the summer oh who say this though like girls that wear apocrombie and fit indeed i take it like a hair in one wish that was my shit well yeah what was the other song

y'all remember the one um you're my butterfly sugar oh yeah my lady crazy time yeah you told you Not on this shit, one-upon-up. Oh, that's what I call you. That's what I call you. For kids'all in the first kids'all. We were on the first kid pop. I was right. I've been listening all kinds of shit.

Like, I'll just be working through that for it. Like, it's the early 90s and I just play some. I'm fucking played. Eagle Light Cherry. Safe tonight. Fuck with that. I don't know that's right. You had got deep in your little bit.

But that's, he black guys. Who? Oh. Eagle at Sherry. Yeah. Keep going, though. We love this guy. We had talked about this shit for hours.

Man, you know, I like the other. I like that shit too. Oh, God. Steve Miller band, Abercadam. That's my shit. Abercadabra. Yeah, it's this dope-ass song. It's just dope as fuck.

What's my other shit? Jazz. She is a friend. Oh, yes, she's been a good friend in mind. That's Rick Springsteen. But lately something changed. something change it and hard to define that she's got himself a girl and i want to make her mind because he's watching her with those eyes and she's rubbing them with body i just know it and she's

holding them in a long late night to do i wish i had jessie's girl oh let's that one i was there i hit jessie's girl that's one of the most disrespectful songs ever made Nah. You're gonna find you. Man like that. Huh? You know the other one that's real disrespectful? Stacey's mom's got it going on.

That's what he just said? Stacey's mom has got it going on. Stacey had I come over after school. We can chill all night. And they got some R&B songs. White people don't know. They don't know. There was a band that actually remade a Michael Jackson song, and it was good.

Like, because you can't just redo Michael Jackson song. Dirty Guy F? No, no, what was- Alien Air Farm? Yeah. Alien Air Farm. What song was it? Annie, were you okay?

Small criminal. And it was good. Like, you can't just, what's my shit from last, I'm not last dragon from Karate Kid. I am the man who will fight for your honor. I'll be the hero that you were dreaming of. Why? I was about to sing that song from my husband.

I'm sorry. Knowing together that we did it all for the glory of love. That was karate kids. But I'm like some of the best songs come from movies. Yeah. We said that, what was the Lion King movie we were seeing another day? Deception, disgrace. When Scar was moving around the cave, Scar had some box.

Oh, I just can't wait to be kidding. Like Lion King has a box. The movie, Be prepared. Be prepared. That was a dish song. That was a warning. That was a disson. That was a warning.

Jeff of the king. Why? Is he sick? No, we're gonna kill. That's what I'm saying. Some of the best moves songs are coming boys. They prepared with a hit. That was a hum.

My favorite Disney song has got that Mulon. Me too. Boy, that's my... Which one? I'll make a man out of you. I'll make a man out of you. Make a man out of you. out of you.

That's my shit. That's the forest Or the yum The onion Did he give me daughters Did I hear Me solons You're the saddest bunch

I ever met And you can bet Before we're through Yes sir I'll make a man Out of you Hey, you know, it's another Disney movie. This shit is a job in the high school.

Y'all got to watch in Conte. That new Disney movie with a spain, Conto, in Conto. My dad's shit. It's good. Really? I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it.

I didn't watch Coco, 80,000 times. She, Coco was so good. Yeah, but that is a song when that motherfucker, she has Bruno, you said Bruno, what's wrong with him? She said, Bruno, what's wrong with him? She said, Bruno, what's wrong with him? She said, I. I'm talking how you hit that bitch. He said, I just have so much lobe inside.

Not love. Love inside. Me and my daughter bang that every time we see Joe. I'd be like, hey, baby, what you got? So much love inside. Big mood. All the way, watch that shit. I'm gonna watch it, because I like Coco.

So everybody was saying like you like, Coco is so good. That's new, wrong. Coco, hey. Coco, hold on late for the long. The songs. For real. It was one of them?

It was... You're gonna cry. You're definitely gonna cry, but the songs are good. The whole shit is about the afterlife. Yeah. The whole shit is about the afterlife. My mom is just dad.

I'm really fucking rat to be in the house boo. And it's good, though. But the only gotta stay in the afterlife means the family that's to keep you. Oh, I got to keep you and remember them. It's the only way you stay in the afterlife. Oh, I got to watch that. What's it called?

What's the holiday called right? Bram. They knew them big on. The Cocoa holiday. What's it called? Yeah. That's called right there. Damn, that's a name.

That's a name. Dia delis. Not Murkham. Mirthes. Oh, what's to say? Die of Mirreth. You know I'm bilingual. I know that's right.

I did he. You know that. You know that. It was really good. No, Coco is a good movie. You need to watch it with your daughter. I would. She probably not already seen.

You know what I mean? She'd be watching shit without me. Disrespectful. I'd be mad. I get mad at my daughter. She'd be coming. I'd be handicapped and laughing. Black, babe, what's you down?

You're watching? Oh, I'm just watching something you wouldn't like. How fuck you know I wouldn't like it? Shit, tell me about this shit. She put me on all the anime shit. Like, I, boy. I didn't watch anime. That shit.

I was trying to get somebody to get me into anime, but the stuff they told me to watch I didn't like. You got to get it with a kid that's going to explain to him and why you should the shit like them. Okay, okay. It's like a costume soap opera. Yeah, that's going to be a bit. that he's saying.

She do, she do, but I like stuff like that. I love cartoon, I love a Marvel movie, everything, DC, I'm so, it's all that stuff. Man, that love to put me on that. What's that shit, Beverly Hill? I mean, what's that cop, that police show you, cartoon show you put me on that. Paradise PD.

Oh, you're talking about Netflix? Hey, my shit, so got that. That shit is funny. I love, what's the other one with the kids in high school? Gabbitt Elementary? No. The Cargole. Big mouth.

Big mouth is hilarious. That shit is so vulgar. It's so vulgar. You know what show me and Lex really both love the office? The office is a classic. I don't think everybody love it. I feel like you have. If you watch it, then you love it.

I went to Chicago a few months ago, and I dragged one of my best friends with me to go to the museum, and she was miserable. She was one of the people who hates the office. But it was so much fun. I think it's an acquired taste. It definitely is. It was so much time. That's not one of those shows that, like,

it's certain shows that you can tell that it's like, it's an accord. Like, for example, I love true blood. That was my shit. I know a bunch of people would be like, how you watch that shit and that shit? That was my shit. Grace Anatomy, too.

Yeah. Grace and Adamity has been on since 2005, but it's like an acquired, but literally they still get four million viewers. Like, their numbers are crazy. It's like all of them. Law and order. and then you know what I mean and all that shit

you know then you got your staples your martins and you know living single why they're trying to bring back so many shows like I see you somewhere they're about to do like a reboot of New York undercover why we need to I'm about to get in some of this shit

don't talk bad about it I don't know which one but I got to be in some of my I don't give a fuck what it is you seen a reboot for fresh princess I'm like serious but it's gonna be a drama yeah wait until they get to the Jefferson They're going to need a joy. They're going to need that new joy.

And I can see you a rich, what's your wall? What's, oh, that's the motherfucking good? Come on, show them how you're going to do it. Yeah. Hold on. Hey, mom. Oh, he won't get. Period.

What's a piece of people? All he was is a piece. I'm going to keep the whole life litch. Whenever they get into this guy, whenever they're going to grow the sad. this movie. You never bring back in the 70s.

That's when I'm coming in. I'm going to pick this shit out. That will be your father on a 70s. I can't go to that. You know, you know you be dressing your house on. So you're going to be in the 70s.

You can do it. Amen. Oh, amen. All the way. You got amen. But now we're talking about all the scandal in the church though.

You know what I mean? It's a drama now. Amen. On the side babies. And all the scandal they go on the church. Oh, I was. He out in the community trying to stop game back with the church, Mrs. Rubin.

Pastor Chico. Oh, that's what she's going to do. That's what I'm going to do on the show. Oh, word. I'm going to be. Oh, man, we're going to have that shit going in. Oh, Lord. Fuck that.

I'm getting in one of these reboots. Those people watch this show, they need to know that we're out here. I mean, I like the reboots. I feel like, as long as you have a creative spin on it, Why not? Yeah. Fuck your creative span. If it works if it don't, it don't.

You know what they want? Other type of people get to try those out. Fuck that creative spin. They know what they want. Hey, hey, can we get it from the script, this time? Lange! Lines! Hell fucking did.

Lines. Hey guys, let's try to stay on paper today, okay? We're really behind. We got a lot of catching up to do. We really don't have time to improv. You know what was a good show on Netflix, though? and I feel like we haven't had that in a long time, something new.

What was Mike F show that he had? The Up Show. The Up Show, yeah. It was so good. It's coming back. So fucking funny. They just won some awards and shit. Shout to Mike Emson.

Yes, it was like a sitcom funny throwback, and it was good. Like, I feel like a lot of people be trying to do sitcoms and bring them back when it don't be good. But Mike actually was funny. Miss Pat's show funny as in the good. Everybody was funny.

Shout out to Ms. Pat. Oh, yeah, Ms. Pat Show is funny. Yeah. Her shit real, too. Like, my mom, people was definitely, it was... Do you ever feel like it's rare for people to make you laugh, though, like in person? Yeah.

Like, Mike is just, like, one of the only, like, comedians who I, like... You're gonna say that shit. And I thought I said, hold on. First of all, niggins. Yeah, we're gonna go rap this shit right. Yeah, that's the end of the show. Okay, first of all, I was not good

because I actually was gonna say y'all too, like y'all are some of the funniest people. It's three, though. I know. Okay. I say, y'all. I'll say this. I will say this.

Honestly, I just think, I don't say y'all. When we have conversations, I always think y'all are funny as fuck. I feel like I'd be cranking up. But not only that, I do feel like when people,

you know how like everybody will sit there and not have debates about like who's the best comedian, rapper or whatever conversations they have. Honestly, I take offense to it when people don't bring y'all's name in the conversation. I do, because it's like,

you got to understand. It is offensive. I'll be like, are you serious? Because I'm not, I'm telling y'all. I literally don't think nobody is funny. And when we went to Jacksonville, when I tell y'all, I was cracking up.

Like, I had a literally good time, and I know people gonna think I'm biased or whatever. But I can honestly say, like, when we came on the show, every single time I'd be like, these niggas is legit funny. Man, if you tell people to name their top five comedians, three of the motherfuckers is dead.

Two of them don't do comedy no more. Or not only that, and maybe one of them are. They're doing Instagram skits where they can just sit there and think about it. I'm not missing nobody too. No, no, I'm just saying like, if you can sit, like you can sit down and think of a shit to be funny. But y'all literally are like improv. I do think that's true. Anybody can sit down and think of something funny.

If you ask the average person who their top five comedians are, they're going to name three people who dead and two niggas who don't do comedy no more. These people will be about 15, 20 years behind on their opinions of who comedians. of who comedians are. Right. Like, when you ask. I don't say people now because of that. Right.

When you ask people who they favorite comedian are, they, I mean, they're their favorite comedian. I'm gonna say you're gonna say some phrase and shit. Homage. But that shit just gonna show you, they're like, that's what

they watch. That's all they got access to. So you can't knock them. And everybody ain't gonna be like, who are the new niggas? All right, that the new niggas. I like, uh-uh. Who cares?

They ain't gonna know nobody, but the Instagram motherfuckers who they didn't say? The funniest shit, it'd be some shit that you didn't say it, that I literally, I don't care how many times I see it. I'm gonna fucking laugh. When you told that lady, she had the boots that SpongeBobby cooking burgers in.

I don't care how many times I watched that, I'm gonna laugh. I think Kanye seen that clip. That is the funniest clip. I think Kanye seen that clip. Because after we, that shit came out. They were at the show.

I'm telling you, that nigga watched this show. No, not that way. When the lady had the boots on it was an all-lady, he was like, she got some boots on at SpongeBobby, cooking burgers again. Why would you say that? We say shit like that. That's what I'm saying.

Because that's our advantage point. We see shit that most people don't see. We're able to make connections and tie things together that most motherfuckers not even going to notice that you look like. Carlos told a lady. No, Carlos said she was in a wheelchair. He said this bitch was drinking and driving. He did.

He did. Why did you do that? That's what I was. I don't know. If you ain't been to any style show, you are not living properly. Those are the funniest shows ever. That's why I just wanted to give y'all y'all props because y'all are really. We'll give y'all some props.

Because these things have no idea what's coming next. And y'all show everybody love. Y'all let people come on y'all couch and y'all show them love and y'all pump. Y'all pump. them up, but we hear it again, y'all. We are, because y'all, because it's funny. You're so low. Period.

I'd be cranking up. And niggas do not make me crack up. Don't. And they don't. Except for my guess you said that. Except for my guess they all. And that thing is funny for real, man. It's really funny.

Like, I literally went to his live show and I was cracking up. I've been to a few, like, comedy shows, and I don't be laughing. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I just be like. Yeah, I've been to one, and I was like, yeah, it just ain't. Just ain't.

Don't make no goddamn. A lot of people think they way more funny than they are. Yeah. Tell me about it. Well, let's stop. Tell me about it. I'm in the business. I'm not there in the front of rags.

We're not hating on nobody. I'm going to these clubs, man. And these people is telling me who came through there, who wasn't shit, and it just put so much pressure on me to just rock that motherfucker for the whole time. I'm out of the head. I don't care. I just...

Yeah, it's crazy. I know, man. And scene, that's why I'm telling you, man. I need to be. We need to be. What y'all got coming in? What's y'all doing next? What y'all are doing?

We're about to start touring. Yeah, we're about to start touring. We got a show in Charlotte. And it's going to be in March. Yeah, it's going to be March. We got to show. My neck of the woods. If I'm there, I'm definitely.

Yeah, for show. That would be amazing. We're going to be dropping a tour day soon, you know. We're always working on new merch. We actually have our merch on right now. That's y'all. Stand up to show on. We got some of it over there.

What are you gonna show on the heart? Oh, I gotta show them. Period. Y'all is my favorite pose. But yeah, like, we're working on the tour. We got, um, we're gonna do some Houston dates. Of course, we're gonna do Atlanta, New York. We're gonna go to a few different places.

We got new merch dropping. The merch is absolutely fire. Yeah. I'm super excited about that. We actually just had our first live show in Nashville. Yeah, I know. November. We had two shows in one night, they, the first one sold out of it.

Yeah, it was crazy. That's beautiful. Proud of them there. Proud of the name. That's why we all would go to y'all live shows, because we definitely be taking notes. What's your info? What do you have got?

Don't tell them. Give them to yourself. Give it to you. Let me take out of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. But honestly, the girls who went to the show, and everybody, the guys that showed, everybody that came to the show,

They had a great time. Yeah, man. We got a different kind of fans, man. Yeah. A lot of different kind of people out there who's just, you know, fuck with, fuck with y'all like that. Yes. What's up, man.

Yeah. We put it for y'all. We pushing for y'all. And God got our support and everything that y'all do. We appreciate it. Thank you. All the way. This is another classic.

Not all the shit you be on, right? This is another classic. I'm not about to support all the shit you be doing. Yes, you do. Not all of it. You love me down. What's wrong with the shit she be on? She'd be on some other shit.

Colos love me, dad. You're giving five dollars out. Let me see. Damn, you're hurting that motherfucker. I am. They say hairy girls got good pissy. Yeah, no, that's what they said. And they say you got.

You made making up shit. You think I've been making up shit. You saw that. And we saw that. We saw that way. That's what they said. They'd be lying. Another hairy girl.

Say what you said. Say what you said. Say what you say. Say what you say. That's the type of shit. We're talking about shifting the culture. If you don't know, Get familiar.

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They're gonna come standard on all LGTV. Yeah, and you got a van, let me stay there, bitch, and you just drive it around and give us promo. If you live in the city and the billboards, they're not expensive. Send me the info. Outside of every Missouri.

Advertising, marketing. Get at me. all the way. My budget is $75. I don't know that's right. I'm not going to book you. I'm not going to book you. 75.

My budget is $75. We got $7,500 apiece. Who? Me? We're going to be in at $7,500. You want this? No, but for real. You got anything.

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About nothing. About the same shit. So to sum this all up, men and women have the same problems with each other and just express them in different ways. Amen. Absolutely. Yeah, so. Can I find this table today? Yeah.

I feel like I've been on here a few times. I can deserve. Well, you can do your thing. But all I'm saying to the people who watch this is, don't change too much too fast. Okay? Amen. Everybody got a whole lot of bullshit that comes along with them.

And all you got to do to make this shit happen, just find somebody who got the same kind of bullshit that you got. That's willing to subscribe to your bullshit the way you're willing to subscribe to there. That's it. That's the game. Bullshit subscription. I like you.

I had somebody who got this, like, this your bullshit, this theirs, and that shit do like that, you gotta stay. Even if your toenails black. No, no. Yes. Somebody don't give a fuck about that. Yeah.

Paint your toenail, toenail color. That's a deal breaker in 2020. They got a toenail color. Find somebody that's gonna love your feet. We out this. Love you at 1.2. 85 part two. Bye y'all.

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