The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - POUR MINDS & NAVV GREENE in the Trap! | 85 South Show Podcast

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

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I don't know. No, I'm new people. I just don't want to see it. I don't want to like. What ain't going to shoot the shoe at? No. Now, what the hell I do? I'm starting to move the shit.

I'm not, y'all. Oh. Oh. Damn. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Broken play will be back in the driver's seat. A winner award. When you're going to go against a great. Green. Like clean. Yeah. I left money home.

God, I can't find this shit. All I said, lex, lex, lex, lex, let, like everything. Man, go on now, dog. Go on with that. What do y'all come out of you? You know, today is the day where you just find out who your real friends are. Not you, oh. And their name was starting with the left.

Oh, no, that's trash. What we're doing. What we're doing? Give me a few. Ooh, say. I'm just like when it goes to me. Jay Wynn, what's the word? Skils Dave, how you feel, man?

You got to sing that on the show. What? This song. So you can do a karaoke? Yeah. Who? I'm on the blog, y'all. Miss lady.

What's the lady name? What lady? On this song. I don't know. The group, it's a group on this zone. This is M2 May? M2M. Y'all, we're about to record 85s out.

Here go Carlos. What's up, love? How's everyone feeling this day? Hey, hey, to everybody who watching this, remind yourself who your real friends are. What about your friends? Are they coming here right now? What's happening? What's happening?

We're on the vlog. Sunday, I'll be there. I watch it every Sunday, Dre. Here you go? No. But they're just funny. Watch these niggas right here. You killed me.

You were supposed to keep that. I did, but thank you to hear you. What? You see what I see? Oh, you don't find it. Because I showed it. I think I wanted to find it so bad. I don't spell.

I'm in October. Okay, y'all. So yeah, we're about to shoot 85. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just know when y'all see it. Well, I know which one was you low. What?

What? January, I mean, February. It's February. She said she dated on that with someone who was a 70. And she thought they were going to be equally yoke, but they did not respect them. Because you were, in she? Hey, my boy back. How the fuck me going to be equal in yoke?

That's insane. Why the fucking back? Oh, not equally yoke. She was given. You don't grab my black back, but why ain't talk. in the minute, my boy, I'm being peaceful. Get no cabaloling, man. She did say that.

Oh, man. Hey, man. I'm just saying what I... Man, you just... Meckin, you were mentally and emotionally abusive. She did say that. Ain't that a bitch? You don't hear that for me, though.

Boy. Bitch, I've been mentally abusing bitches when I was unsuccessful. That was terrible. That's terrible. Oh. Oh, that's it right now. This is.

This is a heads. Y'all, so. Hey, I look at the end when she's like, I got to go. She was jam. They just start talking on songs. They do. That's fucked up, bro. I don't know what he's going.

Now, now. Huh? Huh? What are you going? What? Uh, I might do Columbia, man. Boy! I ain't doing.

And I ain't talking to South Carolina. I don't like that one. I'll be a birthday. Yeah, yeah. I ain't like that post. Where? Columbia. Where in Columbia? Oh, I ain't got that for.

What's you doing in Columbia? Oh, they're going to go. Oh. I thought you were going to get something done. That's you still. I might put a hook in this motherfucker. Okay. Okay.

See? They do it. Can I say? That's the point. Boy! Jesus, she was right. Boy. Yeah, that's all me all got it.

And I skin through that shit. Boy. Then the book. We all were appalled. We were like, Oh, and read the couch. Excuse me. I refused to damn my life for anyone who can't see my work.

Oh, shit. I'm closing. That's been the mistake. I'm closing. right now. Because it don't work no way. Oh, shit. You should have been sitting me that lick.

That don't piss me off. Because it don't work no way. Yeah. Let's knock it over and take all the crazy. Knock it over is crazy. Hey, man. Oh, they'll forget, quick. I would never say that about it.

Hey, when the actors were on strike. Couldn't keep your ass around this motherfucker. Was your light down then? Who kept your lights on? Not at all. Don't get your order cut off. Long daddy said that one time to me. Imagine somebody would have said to her husband.

Start feeling myself, which was open. He said, all right now, don't get your water cut off. I'm just in shock. right now. My flabbers are gassed. Hey, my flabbers was gassing when I seen that shit too. I looked at the date. These two motherfuckers been in cahoots. Who? Y'all don't dissected the shit.

I dissected that shit in two minutes. Well, no, no, no. I was like, I don't know if it was about... I just got out of a relationship. He was successful. I ain't seen too many successful niggas on your page. Oh, you know what? It's like this.

That could have been anybody. That could have been anybody. You just don't need to you. When people talk shit about somebody, you don't want to bring it to their front door. There. There's certainly a coincidence. I was telling him. You're the only successful, ditty.

It could be another one. It could be anybody. It's a clitor of those. A lot of them. That's a coincidence. Mistaking identity. Couldn't have been me. That's what I'm saying.

Not me, me. I know it was. No. No. You see in that clip, that nigger said, I don't know that nigger from a pan of cake. I don't know that nigger. It'd be like that when you be trying to say something real quick.

You'd be fucking it up for some time. That nigga meant that shit, though. You said, I don't know that thing. You know, have y'all had Young L.A. on the show? No. Y'all should bring him on. I hate the candy lady. lady but it's a hundred for a hundred a day i need to can't a lady but this a honey bonnet day let's get to it that's a lot

i'm telling you that's a lot you came right back in the rap game line oh hey that's what the rap game they're missing these niggins can't keep it too real yeah stop that real shit stop that real shit yeah stop to get back to the line i was on pluto yesterday come on Move on. Come on. Because we know damn well. Your hands wasn't on Pluto. I like it.

And we know that nigga ain't made a hundred times. Look at that. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. What he going to eat? It don't work. Walked up, right? She's going to say it in a minute.

Words. Now look, that's what I'm saying. I had something to do with that. Watch. That's going to be my fault, too. I got to go. You the reason. the buttons and I'm the reason I'm the reason don't you see that I'm the fucking

corporate of everything yeah dog will put a play together I just can't go against that shit that's all the thing I don't like when they gonna make the post about all the good shit I did they ain't gonna do that they ain't gonna do that though we can't get we ain't gonna never hear those stories right you fuck that up come on now come on now I like that shit right there right turn that shit up a second right there. I might just have to listen to that motherfucker for a minute, bro.

I don't know. Let drive might can dance better than you. That shit be smooth, though. Yeah, but you be too you be too antsy with your shit, yeah. Dress shit be smooth, like, to the beat. You know what I mean a little balk? Ain't nobody else.

That's I told me I've been on bead. I fuck with nails. Langer, like she'd get mushed after she drives on me. No, because you go so hard. I don't want to be. I used to be sweating the club. That I hit the other three seconds, twerk and be like, let me stop.

I'm in the fucking up. And nobody never seen you full and fucking up. Oh my God. I'm doing too much. Let me tell you all. I'm doing too much. I think you ain't doing shit. I don't know that.

You got no rhythm? No, I don't. That's on my list of women not to fuck with. I don't know. Black women who can't dance or braid hair. Oh, I can braid hair. Oh, I'm back on the leaves. Black women who can't dance?

I don't even fought with you. They fuck the best. I'm worried they let's have a phone. That's when they try all their shit out. Nope. What? What? You know where the black girl who can't dance?

But that's a deal between having rhythm? Black girl who can't know how to dance. It is. Like Sierra can date. Yeah. Oh, now, she's different. That's what I'm saying. It's a difference.

You can dance and you got rhythm. That's a big difference. She's got it all. Yeah. That's a difference. But some girls could just dance. It's just like in their blood. Like, you know, well, you probably can't grow up with them.

Who you grew up with? The white people? Because I was going to say, you know, everybody grew up with a girl who can dance. Oh, that's why Alex. Don't mind dancing in front of anybody. She always been the best dance. What? They just go like, Lex.

How did you find people? Oh, my God, Lexie, you're so good. You let them call you. Lexi, they called you, Lexi. No, they called me by my first name. Yeah, don't put that out yet. No, do you be Googling? Man, what?

Find your credit score? Mm-hmm. Where you live? See your mama. Where fuck you out from? Everybody. All right, Jay, O'N. It's really time for you to put the pentagon on.

It's time to get serious because we didn't have bullshit in the plan. We got some, we're having a corporate meeting today. Period. I had to go across the hall and knock on some doors of some very important people. you know that's right because you know on the other side of the studio it's going down over there for sure for sure

we just be over here in the back talk of shit freestowning this shit but they'd be over there handling business big business hell yeah from the second float come on man I ain't nothing of CEOs on the show today I got none other than the magnificent

ladies of poor mind I had to put the answer to the end poor mind the first ladies Yeah, they're on the executive branch. They're selling out tours, lift stick, bunnies, athletic wear, leisure wear, legs got a show. Was she on there trying to give people advice about how to get their life right? I do not.

Okay. She watched movies and critiquing them. That's what she's doing. Yeah. But it don't be too much about the movie. It's more about life. That's what I said. You're right.

I'll be talking shit, you know. Anyway, Drey is selling all. makeup, lingerie. I don't sell laundry. I don't sell laundry. I do sell make. She got a red tail cone with a steel red tail on it. Those are good comb.

She even got this little thing that squeezed the rest of the lipstick at the lipstick too. And I got the CEO of broken playing head. My boy Nav Green, he got a body wash coming out. Hell he is. Nicky been losing weight, eating all that vegan food. That get up all of them. the stomach. The body wash, so when it run off, it don't just stop.

Just what it's causing. So it can keep rolling. Yeah. That's how a lot of big niggas fluck up and they think you stink. Yep. I like that. Your body wash stop somewhere. A lot of big niggas don't be washing under their titty. Got to wash up under that motherfucker. You got to wash the foes. You know, go

watch your girl bathe. You know, as with it, we got a lot of foes, too. You can't bathe's like a little nigga no more. That is true. When you start picking that weight up, see how your girl bathed. It's going to scare you the first couple times you see it. You might have to lift your leg up and put it on the tub and get up under your thigh. Some ladies be real rough with that cooja.

I thought cooogers were sensitive. How they watch it, most? I was getting it, man. God damn. You can't watch that coogey. They're trying to watch this ain't gone. You ain't never got to rub it that hard. She watched that bit like a white wall on the top.

I don't know how they do that. One time, some soap got it. P-O, I thought I was going to go to the doctor. No, see. I was pissing bubbles for about two days. Hey, don't use that stove, or that Dr. Bronlers. Oh, man. Oh, nigga, I was hollering like a bitch in that style.

That's going to get you squeaky clean. Boy, that booty going to be with me. That peppermint soap. Yeah, that pepperment soap. Man, I thought somebody mixed up and put some cleaners. I don't got the wrong shit. I'm like, oh. That shit feels like after you get a haircut, they put that alcohol on you.

on the back of that neck. I don't think you're supposed to really use Bronners down there. Yeah, you're supposed to use it. Everywhere else, but you know you're supposed to use a specific wash down there where women we are. Oh, I ain't got time to be churning soaps in the shelf. Yeah, you have to. This for that. You have a different one for your face, your body, and your, yeah, lady parts.

Let me find out this nigga ain't got but one soap. This is he had one. No, men have the worst. Because y'all be having, like, six and one. No, the fuck me don't. It'll be shampoo, conditioned, or face, I'm glad I'm at the part of my life where I got multiple soaps

I got a black African soap Yeah Well, nigga I got two walks off That's matter I got some put soap That shit hard with some oatmeal Or some shit in it I got all kind of shit

If I walk in the manhouse He has a 6 and 1 Like soap? No Oh no, I ain't got that He probably don't got a headboard neither He didn't already fuck so he don't care Yeah Uh-uh

Let me try to judge a nigga too late. You've been letting the nigga come over there. Oh, I want to go. They think I'm a regular nigga. I do. I don't wear haines draws and fruit of the looms. I'm not putting my dick in that cheap-ass shit, man. I know that's right.

You got to ask them type of question on the first day. Yes, you got to ask some type of body wash you use. I'll be asking to see their back teeth. I'd be asking to see their side teeth. Let me see the back. That's a good one. I had a bad bitch with no back teeth Always was talking back

I don't know They probably got the root canal I don't know where's no teeth pulled They probably pulled them all out Bidz don't have to see my side too I got a gap you know it ain't got no way I can't be missing out of them teeth If I got a gap I gotta keep my side teeth

You kept the gap you're trying to market the gap Oh yeah for sure You don't want that bitch fixed You'll look like a regular nigga if you fit Man I look crazy as a motherfucker wouldn't like you no more. Yeah. Because your lives wouldn't be believable no more.

Yeah. What make them more believe? That gap. That gal makes it believable. Yeah, Nick. That ain't got to lie, but the shit sounds good. Keep talking, a little, Nick. Oh, we.

I got to do that little convention at the White House. You feel? I did believe that, though. I was going to say, win. I know that right. Yeah, he tried to market that shit. I feel it. Okay.

I am weird. I'm right into it. Wouldn't it be crazy you fuck around and you get a movie roll and then. you got a sign with, like, Warner Brothers for five pitches and they make you promise not to fix the gap, nigga. Oh, that's easy. Would you give veneers and not fix your gap?

Because people would be doing it. Man, you know, Jade did that. Shout out to baby, Jay. That broke my heart, bro. She was like, I kept a small gap. I'm like, bro, you got to keep it. That's good, though. Yeah.

And she kept her gap. Yeah, but I feel like if I do it, I want to have a bigger gap. I don't want no. You going bigger? No. Oh, bring that shit the other way, Doc. Keep it, yeah. Put that shit over there.

Yeah. Fuck that shit. I ain't know the shit we're so, like. Yeah. No, like, okay with me, let me explain that. I look, I, like, we got a coat. Like, people with gaps, we stick together, like, like, I remember. Cardi B didn't want to get her shit fixed for the long.

She was like, no, then ain't going to be. Cardi B. Oh, no, she didn't have a gap. Them holes were, twirred on that corner. Whoa, whoa. He didn't want to fix, though. Yes, she did. She got a fixed.

No, because she was like, no, then ain't going to bed. to do my little, that's way, way back. Oh, that's, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got old card to be highlights. Mike's right, best host on the TV. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a community of y'all, like not

not like they got communities with the G's. Y'all be hanging out. We got a group chat. They got their band too. You ain't never heard of the gap band. Hey, welcome back to the 85 stuff show. Oh, wait. Yeah, absolutely.

Absolutely. Oh, my goodness. Y'all are crazy. What you're up to, man, it's 2025, the world has changed. It feels like we're back in 2020. Trump is the president again. She's crazy. Elon running shit.

They can't be so weird. They have brought discrimination back. Nicky, this is America again. That's what they were waiting on. Canada, mad. The motherfuckings said they're about to just take Canada and be like, come on y'all, the 50, first. States. Canada, like,

and then they rename, they're trying to rename the Gulf of Mexico, the Gulf of America. Leave that shit alone. Fuck that name. If it ain't broke, why the hell he's trying to fix it? It is. It's the Gulf of Mexico. If Trump told you he was going to do, that nigger

go try to do it. Oh, he's going to do it. He's been going hard since he got in office. Man, ain't, bro. He ain't took no day, dog. I was not playing. The former market, bro. You got a damn to bag your own shit now. Oh, my God. I've been doing that at the farmer's market.

But usually have people to help you. I steal me two apples every time I go to the farmer's market. Why just two? You know, egg? Because I felt like a lot of niggas got in trouble way back in the day for stealing two apples. So you're doing that goal. And eggs are really expensive right now. Woffer house charging extra.

$0.50? Like, extra. It's going to be a dollar in a minute. It is. And it's never going away. Somebody sold 10,000 eggs. So what? That's a new dope.

That ain't enough to affect the worldwide. I don't know, but 10,000 eggs are missing. They ain't going to be good, what, two weeks? I don't know. They probably got rid of them by now. Man, that nigger bunking right now. I don't know. Can you freeze it?

Yeah, no. Well, the nigga on cat right now, nigger going crazy. Like coochie eggs. Yeah, cootie eggs, you can freeze on. Chicken eggs. You can't freeze them. No, you can't freeze eggs. No, you can't freeze eggs.

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I can't believe it's not eggs I don't know I want you. Because them not real egg That should drive the price of that shit To like 10 senses Oh my goodness And just eat

People make a baby big scare out of everything. Jack go to grits till the eggs get right. Because I don't even really like eggs like that. I do. I love eggs, but I'm like they're so expensive. I'm just going to start eating my own. I don't like the yoke. Yeah, you got... I love yoke.

I love a runny egg. You love the nastiest shit. I do. I'm so tired of seeing fucking beans on my timeline. You are hate her. Red beans, black beans, pork and beans, green beans. She said she'd be making a 12 bean soup. I said, why you need so many beans?

Sensational. After four beans, all this shit, tastes to say. After four, after one. Y'all are liars. Lama beans are different. Black-eyed beans are They all are different. They're going to be a red bean. They don't be yelling about no fucking beans. Because y'all are not going to disrespect my tribe.

He got the Gap tribe. Man. And you got the bean tribe. Who about what broke my heart is when I seen that black lady on TikTok. When the TikTok shit was down, she tried to sneak and eat them fucking beans on the, them pork and beans on the toes. The Americans are going.

Have me beans in peace. Don't eat that. Oh, my God. Don't eat that. Now, I will say, as a bean connoisseur myself, pork and beans. I do not like, that's the only variation of beans I don't like. Porking beans?

No, like, the way they cooked them in London. Like, the time we went, I didn't have the English breakfast because I had it the first time when I went with And it was awful. And you know how bad a bean got to be for me not to like it? I thought they just used baked beans. I don't, you know, you know, we, even if we take beans out the can, we season them a little bit. You know, we hook them up.

Little mustard, yellow brown sugar. They take them straight out the can right on that toast. That's disgusting. Oh, that's wild. They don't you warm them up, no. Barely. I said, oh, no offense to my brubs. No, if they get offended, fuck them

Carlos, I'm not like you. No, if they get offended about that shit, fuck them. I'm sick of this shit. You'll be getting drug by that little beard and you do not be hearing. Them motherfuckers out, not knowing for a fight. I ain't worry about it, nothing over them. On the internet, like Carlos will say something crazy

and they'd be mad at him. That's the beautiful part of the internet. I don't have to agree with none of you motherfuckers. Y'all put dicks in your mouth. Period. I'll never agree with something shit. That y'all agree with. You are a person who puts dicks in their mouth.

I would never do that. You see how you can live your life and put them dicks in your mouth and be happy and I can be over here not doing it and still don't give a fuck. Yeah, do your thing. That's me though. That people are begging me too. There's a lot of people who like shit that I don't like.

I don't need you to agree with me, motherfucker. I don't know you. They'd be forgetting that. Just because we're on social media and you just so happen to see some shit, some shit. That don't mean say something. Bitch keeps scrolling. Where were you when I needed you?

When I wasn't seeing a shit that pissed you all. That means you seen me before. You didn't agree or not. So it don't matter if I say some shit you like. You only going to talk to me when I say the shit you don't like man, kiss my dick. When they do the unfollow. You see how I brought it back around. When they do the unfollow message,

I can't lie, Loza. I can't rock with you. I got to unfollow you. I can't do it. I want to tell my name speak like we're going to fix it bro, come on, bro. Come on, boy, you ain't got to do it like that. You're talking about the latest controversy where they was upset with me

about the Martin Luther King picture that I didn't make. I didn't make the picture. Somebody sent me to Martin Luther King and said, happy Martin Luther King Day lost. I retweeted the picture. Then I said, don't let us see this.

And they got mad at that. Well, I think it was because of the timing. I don't give a fuck. That's his page. Yes, my. Hey, his time is interesting. You know, Sexy Red had posted the picture, and she had reacted to Sexy Redd's picture. Who, Dr. Bernie's King?

Yes. Man. So the time. They're reacting by the wrong shit. That's what made me say, hey, why you're going off on people about these pictures, don't. Not today. Yeah. I was surrendering.

That's why I laughed when they got mad. And people got to be. I would never disliked Bernie's King. You put eyes on people. And see, that's what the people needed to hear. They don't need to hear shit. He know he don't. Because when she taught me.

Bernice, I thought she was something about Burgos. Oh, Lord, I have mercy. I would never disrespect Bernice Burgos. I'll tell you. She did say that. She said, Burgos? What she do, girl? She said, both don't think as a motherfucker.

Bernice King and Bernie Buggles. Man, Dr. Bernie King think as a motherfucker, man. Oh, and I think they decided to say. Now, see, that's more disrespectful than the feet. Respectfully. Respectfully. That's what they're the same age. I wouldn't ever disrespect them people

I don't be thinking about shit Like you see how we're thinking On completely different planes Yeah yeah You know like I was like oh This one gonna fuck him up This gonna piss Bernie sauce I didn't even thinking nothing like that

I'm like hey Bernice Why you're gonna hear scrolling through the media Don't be offended by this I guess I should have said that part No the fuck I shouldn't I said what I said Sometimes you gotta get some people

like your algorithm anyway You don't even want People follow you If y'all do that church You need a wake up calling Like this something I mean the motherfuckers really disagree with me.

Because you don't want to hit my controversial opinions. Give us one. No. We do have time. No. Come on. Let's make it messy. No, you can't say that to a nigger.

Why? Especially not to Carlos. Because I'm not a messy nigger. Let's clock that tea. Yeah. You don't shut the fuck up. Clock it. I don't see why people get, they're just words like.

Yeah, but the women, the women terms that women use with women. You're talking about old chubby thing. chubby, same thing, whatever. It's really not, though, because when the nigger say you thick, that mean you shapely. Yeah, niggas get chiky. If you're calling the niggas shakily. Niggas do be a little hippie.

Yes, what I'm saying. They be having hips and thighs. It's okay for a nigger to be thick. But nab not thick, thys. I didn't say nab was thick. Motherfucking, don't use me as a ruler. They're not, no, they ain't nab thick, they're regular thick.

No, take me out that country to use somebody else. I'm weak. But no, you be clocking T? Yes. Yes, you do be clocking that T on broken play. What that? Like, you be clocking T. Like, when you know what's T, like, when you talk about the Luca stuff, when he got,

you was like, oh, you said, bitch, let me say, what happened with Luka, bitch. That's NBA nude. That ain't clocking T. That's, you clocked that Luca T. The Luca T was hot and you clocked it. Why? That's a no. He most to turn anything.

I'm glad. Hey, I don't know how this might sound. I'm glad Trump. back. We can stop all this shit. Oh, what the fuck? You got to get off my shit. Get your mouth on. Bye now. This isn't that kind of stuff. The views and opinions

expressed by Nell Green on his own views. Agreed. Degrade with this. Nave. Eviscerate him. But she played me with the thick community. I did not say that. You provoked him is what he's trying to say. I did not do that. I did not say that. I did not say that.

I separated you from the thick community. I said, Nav, not thin. There's only one brand to think on this show. What's your. It doesn't need to be included. We like to be all-inclusive. No, some shit is exclusive. Okay.

You know when you go on the cruise or the vacation, they do you the good risk. Your shit, everybody can't go over it. When they see that wristband, they ain't stopping you nowhere. If they can't see your own, they're looking like that. Yeah. All right. Just some people are just supposed to be around this shit. They're supposed to be actually in it.

Yeah. Well, I mean, ain't nothing wrong with being fixed. That's all I'm saying. It ain't nothing wrong with. clock and see either. It's just a turn, yeah. Because that's how I caught my tea. So y'all don't be calling y'all humble. It's like, let me tell you these tea.

Let me spill some. No. Now, we just clotted tea before the show started. Me and you? How the fuck we did? We won't tell our friend shit until it didn't already happen. For real? Yes, niggas always late when it comes to shit like that.

Right. Because you look how you just broke that damn news, though. Because I had to clock the tea. You clocked it with you. So the way to the nigger actually bring it up to even say something about it. So your friend got to clock your tea first. You're not going to just feel it. I'm saying, we don't, that's why I don't know.

We didn't cause each other try to break like, well, you saw that like. Yeah, he got to be like, I heard with him. That's still clocking news. That ain't clocking to you, man. You clocked up with your partner. Plot it. Well, I ain't know something. It's the same thing.

Different terms. You got that shit. And that's clocking tea. Yeah. That's the way of nigger to try. That's like when a nigger knows some shit already And you told her when the niggas's like I meant to tell you that

Yeah Because you ain't really mean the feeling So I'm like they can't be fucking around Like they're you too That's juicy Clocking Oh man It is

That's what I'm saying Y'all don't like the times But you was being messy By clocking that seat A nigga ever told on y'all Like a nigga ever told on y'all Like to another nigger Oh absolutely

Got jammed up So what you call it at? He was clocking my teeth. He was being messy as fuck. What happened? What's the story? You know what? It was a long time ago.

Of course. It was. Of course. It was my first movie to Houston. Yeah. And it was actually not a guy I was dealing with like we didn't start messing around until like years later. But he used to always come to my house like hanging out all the time. But I had another dude I was actually dating.

Okay. So when my guy friend that I was platonic friends with. was leaving my house, my neighbor was like, hey, bro, just to let you know, she'd be having another nigga coming in our house. I'm saying, oh. This nigga hate him outside of the club. They can't even get in.

I was so mad. It was so weird. I had never spoke to him. I can't get that pussy. There ain't nobody like that. Yes, I was so weird. So she's like a name from the cross to home. And my best friend, like he had called me.

He was like, this is kind of weird. So I'm just letting you know, like, somebody be watching your apartment. But you and him, he ended up talking. Eventually, he did get to. He was in the deep freezer. This is like years later, though. That nigga was in the deep freezer. Back there by the meat, she just froze that nigger.

Something like that kind of happened to me before, too. Except it was with my boyfriend, Mama. The dude that lived next door told my boyfriend Mama, she'd be over here during the day when you be gone. But we was like 17. I mean, people just, yeah, clocking people. Be a messy, mind your business. I think telling a complete stranger, like, he didn't know him from a can of paint.

And all we doing in there is fucking, why you had to go tell her that? I wasn't even doing that. Oh, I would. So what you and your friends you were doing in the house? Huh? What y'all just doing? I mean, we used to just hang out. I was in college, so he was my friend.

He would just come over, we talked, eat, chill. You think he wanted to just do that shit? Looking back on it, no. The nigga probably lied. He was probably trying to catch you in some shit. He was like, man, your neighbor said you'd be having another nigga over here just to see where he's staying. I mean, he used to know, like, I had a dude I was dealing with him.

But he probably think y'all don't stop fucking. He was like, yeah, I don't know. That was real missing. It was very messy. I just couldn't mind, though. That shit might have not happened. That do sound like the shit. Yeah, like the nigger playing a mind game.

Yeah, he was trying to figure that shit out. He then came over there, eight Smith's midnight on the couch. He was like, that I'm doing all. He said, he said, he didn't do it. Sleep on the couch. Man, he didn't grab the titty one time. He got put out. This nigga was coming over anything.

He could find him. Your neighbor snitch. The nigga was shooting. Just shooting half-course shots. But it was funny because I'm glad if it really did happen, I'm glad he saw my best friend and not the dude I was really. Really? Yeah.

Because he didn't like my guy friend because he thought that he liked me, which looking back, he was right. Mm-hmm. Damn, see. He clocked my teeth. That's crazy. Too salty your game. Yeah.

Have you ever told on somebody? Have I ever told on somebody? It depends. When they asked We asked the question and link you back. I mean,

if it's like my home girl and I see your nigga in the club and he doing something he ain't supposed to be doing? No. Doing niggas

doing what niggas do in the club. I don't stay out of shit. I'm actually fendime you. Oh, you, you cold. And we fit to talk

to this man together. What's you doing? In my home, what if the niggins was dancing? Yeah. Because why you dancing so hard? I'm talking about this nigga dancing hard as far. Exactly. Get your ass up off that dance floor.

But what if she kept sending videos is like this nigga just danced all night. Oh, wait, by himself? Like this, no, this nigga, he's at the party, party. Oh. But he's not going to dance for one girl. He's dancing with a light, so he's spreading the way. He's a dancing nigger. Okay.

That's different. He's just having fun. I holly dog me. But it's a nigger. Y'all, pretty Ricky playing and he grind on me. That's different. I'm in the caller. No.

All right. Lining up to dance with the nigger is insane. He might be that good at dancing. What I got to see what this is. Then why my home girl don't know that? Because she's sleep. No. No, I'm telling.

Like if it's my home girl, my close friend. Oh. I'm telling. But if it's like a girl, like, I just see her in passing. That's probably, that's the real reason a lot of relationships ain't working. Too many people telling. Yeah. I know.

I don't know it to tell her. I don't give a fuck who it is. Whether you're my partner or my partner, girl, I ain't tell it nobody. That ain't my business. Because that might be the reason why they're fucking with each other. They got to understand it. He fuck everything. She fuck everything.

Long as they don't see each other, fucking nothing. That's exactly what they stay together. That might be a cool-old-open relationship. Well, good. But at least you know I told you And I did she let me know Well, I know he'd be fucking everybody Oh, cool

So tell me this, what if you tell her She get mad and stay with the nigger Now both of y'all looking like And then you gotta come around this nigga I'm not looking like nothing No, because I'm the nigger looking at you like Oh, tell you're looking at me Get your lame man's on

That with the nigg I'm telling our niggots Let's get your lame man's on Right? Safe and instant that shit did happen Right? Like your friend told And then you went back and told him and y'all didn't even break up. Now, if he checked your friend, is he wrong?

Yes. Because they are my friends. I don't do that now. Save for me and I'm a check her. You ain't checking shit. So soon you're walking out, bitch, I know you told. If he do that to your phone at.

Oh, we, that's all. Oh, I know a bitch who's told on me in them out of business, right? What? Oh, bitch, put that plate down. The piece ain't for you. Niggins, just walk by and through the water. Like, here you go.

With your thirsty ass. Can't keep the bottle, though. Get her one, too, she's told, too. Yeah. Oh, telling that. No, I feel, like, honestly, though, if I, if my man. Why are you feeling? You don't always feel.

What you think? Take the feelings out. You know what, let me say this. That's what I say. Let me say to you. Okay. If mine. My bad.

Hold up. Give me that back. It's because I got that. She already. That's because I got that back. Uh-uh. You got it. Oh, yeah.

That's about right. You got to have, y'all got to have this. See, that's the trick to have. That's the trick to having two women. You see how you got to give them both the same shit. He has a lesson right there. No matter how many women you got,

long as you give them the same shit, you got to be able to provide equally for both of them. He preached. Like if you buy your baby mama a hundred, your stab bitch can't get no less than a Nissan. Oh, my God. Not the same brand, but it's a hundred, too. It's got to be a nice car.

Yeah. Nice car. Some off the Enterprise lot or something. Where they let you refinance it? Y'all would buy your baby mama's cars? We got kids over there. Yeah, we'll, it worse kids happen. Yeah.

Well, y'all just talk to you. Y'all keep on. I don't get some shit on my baby mama car fixed. I don't know. I don't got some shit on my baby mama car fixed, but I ain't bought the bitch a whole car. But when they break down, you're going to be right there. Yeah. Because you got kids over there.

That makes sense. Your kids got to get some. Point A, the point of me. I wish y'all would tell that to y'all counterparts. Because every time we say do something nice for the baby mommas, they be up in arm. Well, these are the, we got to keep, man. What kind of part? Kids with the wrong person.

The other men. I was just like, oh, you know, every time we say like, you know, respect your baby mama and make sure she straight, they be up in arms about it. Some of them baby moms are real terrible people. Yeah, but you have already crossed the line and a nigga ain't never coming back. Some baby moms, they don't took it too far. They didn't say the most disrespectful shit. did the most disrespectful shit

and some people don't get over stuff like that so they are already too far gone to try to fix the relationship and really just need to be cordial for them kids and that's it, a nigga ain't going to do nothing for her like ever that's just the reality of shit. Some motherfuckers didn't want too

far and you can't have no sympathy on their side. They stabbed that nigga and he had the light to the police or don't nobody go to jail, he'd leave, guts hanging out and shit. Yeah, yeah. That real? I can't imagine having Like a bad day?

Been violently assaulted by their baby mama. I'm talking about niggas who don't hit women. Nigger. My cousin got hit by his baby mama hit him with the car.

See, this is tea. Continue. Like I'm saying, hit him with the car. That nigger stayed. Every nigga got their cousin like that. Yeah, he stayed. I just can't imagine

having a bad day though and you have a baby dad that you have to talk to. That sounds like awful. Bitch, you ain't going to keep him in with the car. So I said that came to the first time He said it like, I don't know how many times, but that won't. And I've been hit by a car before.

That shit ain't easy. That ain't no easy recovery. She'll be going full speed, but I don't like that. You got right back up. It looked easy. No, no. This nigga, baby mama broke up with him. Uh-huh.

He didn't have nowhere to go. He had to stay at his house with his baby mama, day new baby, and her new boyfriend, nigger. Mood. We're our family. No, when I get my. I mean, he's doing a joke. I got all my fingers with me.

He's got to get the fuck, he's up. That's tough, bro. That's tough. Because you can hit them. You hit them for. Loud. Hey, bitch, dog, get your baby real quick.

I'm going to go ahead with your baby mom. Y'all straight out there. Clapping them cheeks. Oh, my God. Oh, chill, we're trying to sleep in here. Can't do nothing but turn that cocoa melon. Oh, my God. Stop.

That tablet loud in the motherfuckling. I don't know. The baby mama, baby daddy relationship. He got his baby hair phones on. He can't get him on here that shit. He knows that big going crazy. They're going to fuck them part. The charge is in the room with you.

I ain't trying to interrupt y'all, but I need the charging for the tablet. Man, get your hate to. I probably ain't hating the tablet yet died. Not me. It's broke. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. I didn't get my shirt out of there.

Bro, you're going to move your car. I'm going to take a little man to get some Macdon. Bro, you, bud, it's 2 o'clock in the morning. I know, but I can't, we just got to get up about here. Oh, my gosh. Stop, nina. You're going to kill me. Look.

Y'all straight? Y'all straight. Y'all good enough. That's a wild scenario. Listen with your baby and his new boyfriend. I'd make sure y'all was straight. I was trying to make sure. Oh, my bad, bro.

I thought so what happened. I don't know you were just fucking the shit out of. Y'all awful. Oh, my God. Who will die? Who can die right? He outside. That's fucked up, man.

Niggas be out here living afound. No, this is right. There's a lot of the stories about niggas that don't nobody even give a fuck about, man. Like what? Just niggas with low-down-ass baby mammas, bro. That's cold-blooded, though, bro. What is it about when you become a baby mama that just... It's not all of them, though.

Right. Like, if they're bad, though, they're really bad. I'm talking about just bifle motherfuckers who are trying to get niggas locked up and all kind of shit. Why would you want to do that to your baby daddy? Y'all just don't understand it. Some of them, they ain't got to have a baby soon as they get pregnant. I bet you're going to act like that before you get the abortion man. Oh, she ain't getting one.

Now, see, now. Now, this, you're the reason why Roe versus Way got turned over, got damn. No. They're kind of seeing you at the clip. No, no, no, not me. I know a long time ago. Amen, brother. I was 13.

Now, I saw a sweetness. You're going to take you every day on that day, you know what the day is. No, what the fuck. No, what? She goes to say, today the day we lost. We lost a little man. I saw a tweet. Somebody had said,

Niches love they aborted baby mama more than the real one. That's your real soldier like that. Because she's listening. No. That's your soldier right there. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

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No, no. No, I always say what you want to do, though. Always? Clock it. I got kids. I'm saying I said it on this. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Yeah, it wasn't just like if you want to have a kid, yeah. Okay. That's great. So I got my kid, yeah. Your body, your choice. I wouldn't know. Your body, your choice. That's what I'm on.

She was like, I'm pregnant. I was like, I know. For real? How you knew? It's my dick and I make the rules. That's how. This wasn't no fucking accident. I made my kids on purpose.

With my kid. I ain't made no more. Wait a minute, nah. I ain't made no more. Because I keep up. I got a dick tracker app. You got to. They have those?

Every time I drop you. Every time I drop from dig off, I hit the little app. So you keep up with your dates and stick? Yeah, bro. I'm on, I'm keeping up with my service. Well, people like I think I'm praying. No, big, because I wouldn't even. No, I ain't dig.

I wouldn't even dick for late me. Yeah, I'm telling you. Look, unless you got some dick between all this age and a little. A little lady. You want Dick Willay, you heard, man. I went Dick Willay that week. Call us, do you want more kids? Um, yeah.

How many? About two more. Okay. Your son going to the end-bay for sure. Boy, that boy going crazy, ain't. Bro. He's going to get us out of the hood. Bro, this nigga is a successful comedian and actor, and his son is a goddamn good-assad basketball.

Autology. He's crazy. That's crazy. For real? Yeah. Jesus Christ. It is. It's amazing.

kids like they have a good life, they don't be hungry. Like, you know what I'm saying? He didn't have a good life. We just got this little paper. We did. We struggled. So he's thinking about four years old and five years old. That's where that hunger comes from.

I'm so glad he ain't old. He's like, that shit was too young for them to remember. Yeah. Oh, man, he don't know. He don't know. He didn't wore a three-size diaper, too small type shit. Because I lived in the hood. Yeah.

And when they ran out of diapers, You got to just get something. Something better than nothing. Man. You used to be squeezed. I had got them some old people diapers one time. The peat. The nighttime ones.

Oh, my God. That's all their head. It was raining real hard. Oh, my God. Now, have you one more shit? You know how they'd be trying to hair like diapers for little boys and diapers for little girls? Then when you get to the cheap-ass brand, it'll just be a baby on there. They don't get a fuck who you put them on.

I don't believe. The baby don't need to pull for the kids. Everybody know them cheap-ass diaper because they'd be long as hell to be up on your baby back and they'd be sagging in the middle. Aw, those were the day. That's why in black families, y'all get potty trained early. Ain't no all hey. I ain't keep buying diapers and pull-ups. But even when my son was young, I think he kind of understood because I remember a lot of time he was just look at me like,

nigga, what this you're going to do? He was fully aware that shit was fucked up around him. Once he learned how to crawl out the career. It was over with it. I knew he wasn't a baby no more. Trying to rock and roll. Yeah, that nigga taught himself how to walk. I was on my way to a show.

He was sitting on the floor. I'm like, come on, and he got up, and he walked, and he fell like a motherfucker, but then he got back up. And he's like, from that moment on. He was like, he wasn't gonna leave me here, then I'm tired. Exactly.

I'm going with you. But I'll be, I might find me like some step kids later on in like, yeah, help somebody who's growing up. Do what? Your step kid got to be at though, tell me that. they gotta be old enough to recognize that I'm the nigga that changed their life because the older I get,

the older the women be, like women my age, their kids grown and going to college and shit. So you were out all that age. Would you get them your last name? It depends on how rough they had it in life. Like if they appreciate me and they treat me like their real daddy, I mean. But they base some ungrateful motherfuckers who be like,

I did that. I ain't fucking. You know. You might got to talk shit, baby. You ain't my dad. you got that right I got money I can never be your broke-assette because I ain't me

yeah yeah then your dad ain't got no car you got there ain't your dad oh I'm saying for women too you went to what what

because like you know when you dating somebody and they got a kid or something you got to let them know I ain't your mama this ain't that so y'all go in talking about details I get my head on

I ain't your mama like come on man don't tell me daughter that. We ain't got to. They can see. They can see. They know what's going on. I know I ain't your mom. You know the pettiest baby mama is the one that get mad when the new

girlfriend do that little girl hell. Oh my God. Bitch, you ain't did it? She been looking like that for money. Don't you mess that baby braids up because you are jealous. And they do be doing that too. They do. Bullshit.

Hey, who did her hell? Bitch my new girl. Why? What reached you? I don't know. You're just trying to argue now. What grease she used? You know she can't use that. You know she got X-Wil.

She can be using everything. They don't want to be with me as, man. Oh, my gosh. She got X-Wra. Why would you say that? I remember one time I saw the niggie my baby mom was fucking wet. Man, I laughed so goddamn hard at that nigger Boots. That nigga Boots was fucking hilarious.

You know what that nigga laughed for good? You remember this shit, man? This thing You know what is cool? Man, you know them Like them Uh Yeah

And they had some of them Like cable man Timbs Oh my God The one-layer motherfucker But they were like The Burlington brand Them bitch had a little

Mountain with a son Behind him Man that shit had me crying I was like I know this ain't the nigga You bounce back with Oh my God You're sick though

Man that shit was so You ain't even man, you said laughing, man. That sure would hurt my feelings. I remember one time I seen another niggins she was fucking with. Well, I would have seen them too. I bullshit you not, bro.

Just as my fucking witness because this nigga has been around for a long time, bro, he knows me and my baby mom. This nigga, she was fucking with one time. This nigga about, he was close to seven feet tall, right? About 6'11, for real, for real.

Oh, okay. Why this nigga used to love to, like, ball up on the little seat by himself? And my boy said, bro, this nigga was so big. He'll have his feet on the wall, but he only, and this nigga don't want to get on the couch. So when you walk in, he's still like, what's up, bro? And the crazy part is the nigga wasn't a fan.

Like, bro, you're funny as hell. This shit crazy, man. When he did that boy shit, she left him alone. Yeah, you can't say. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, that shit be funny as hell. Yeah, I don't think I would want to date somebody that's.

a fan of money. Well. Your ex, nigga, right? I mean, your ex. Yeah. Yeah. Right?

That's what you mean, right? I'm just saying, yeah. Like your Nubu is a fan of your ex. I wouldn't want to. But what if you don't know, like, what if you don't been with a rap and he around here playing the rap nigga's music? Would you tell him?

No. Damn. Damn. You a cold-hearted motherfucker. No, the thing is. I'm talking about this is that nigga favorite rapper. Yeah. Well, I've done that before.

I said, Damn. Draw that bitch, man. No. That's a smooth-ass shit. Damn. We're doing hypotheticals and she said, I've done that. No, no, no, not with a rapper.

I'm saying, in general, like, I didn't told the dude before that I used to talk to somebody else, and it just did not work out in my favorites. I would never go forward. Like, after the relationship I'm currently in, I would never do that again. Damn. What, like, he was insecure or something?

No, not insecure. I just feel like, things like that never pan out the way you plan for it to pan. Now you think that you're doing a good thing by sharing the information and it just ain't never a good idea. No, tell me, I could cut that shit right off. You know I fuck them. Would you still date her, though? Yeah, you know

I fuck them? Yeah, you ain't going to be talking about my bitching that song. Oh, my God. I put some of my dick in a lot she couldn't choke. Big, was he talking about you on this song? Can you do this same shit? Every song.

like you're talking about this little bit from your left got too stressed oh my god bitch your new nigger ain't me what you can't watch the game this thing can't watch the game bro oh my goodness at all you're watching the finals he nice oh lord can't even watch the super bowl but but but I see the fuck with niggas on 14. Go, Jalen Hurst, go, Jail and Hurt. Go, Jailant. God damn.

Hey, Barclay, a fool, Lainty. Yeah, he's a fool. Oh, my God. Barkley. That's my age group. That's what I'm saying. No, not Charles, Barkley, Staquin, Barclay. Look at them.

They might be laughing for a whole other room. I ain't know my chalk, bitch. I ain't know of your own job. See, they might be laughing at some whole different shit. Yeah. Not, say, come on. That's his thing? No.

They ain't related at all. Now, see how you play. That's crazy. Oh, my God. What would you do if you're watching the Super Bowl, bro? You see your girl, she in the family seats with a nigger's in on right before kickoff. She's my old girl? No, this is your girl right now.

Is she in the family seat? She in the family seat? She in the family seats? She in the family seats? Family Steve. Nick, you run over there with the helmet off. Get some sugar right before the kickoff, Nick. Oh, shit.

Some sugar is crazy. You know, man. I'm a little shit. You just got some sugar. You're so stupid. A little stupid. Oh, my God. But, see, oh, this bitch got a cheating jersey.

Yeah, I can't even be mad. Like, damn tell you, buddy, get your butt jersey or something. I'll let you know I see this. Nick, you're terrible. No, I ain't going to want it. I'm just, I know. she went nothing like that bitch shut up

she's sitting by this nigga mama yeah you're sitting by his mama I am weak girls love that they love being in the family section with their mom

they be like me and I'll be real with you don't know you do broken play like if I started fucking with a girl and she got a random man's favorite team I ain't fucking with it

yeah how the fuck you a Vikings fan bitch you ain't never been to Minnesota yes the fuck she is well She didn't bet a few fucking times. Someone who really loves sports, though.

What the fuck? They do. Why they don't watch the WNBA then? They do. I went to the WNBA game last year and I had a ball. I saw Caitlin Cartman. They were complaining that they didn't have enough fans for the longest, right? Mm-hmm.

Exactly. They could have been had this. What I'm saying? Well, I think they're doing a better job on their marketing budget. They be getting the fans out now They got Angel Reeves Do people be doing parleyes for the WNBAs? Yeah

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Oh, it's banana fosters. Yeah. I like that. Yeah, we fucking round with it, man. You know, we got a lot riding on this. You got Valentine's Day cards. Come on, man. Is that what you were smoking?

Yeah. That's what I'm smoking. That's what I'm smoking. And we got the Valentine's Day cars if your girl still is hell and you want to get a nice look. Let me see. Yeah, no, let her read it all. Look, it's us. It's Jodesty, right?

And then it's a valve them. Oh, that's cute. Are y'all gonna do something special for Valentine's Day? Yeah. What? What? y'all got date they haven't something at the church i'm gonna go to my church no church okay i don't have no date but it's still early though it's still early carlos you can easily find a date

for real i ain't really i ain't really looking for no date but i'm good so yeah what y'all consider a date for valentine's like dinner roses yeah a card yeah some candy valentine's day is really simple i think men make it hard essentially if y'all just started dating like I feel like that's the best thing. Take me on a day, give me some flowers, a little candy. If I got to be all this like decorating the room with all this, like it doesn't have to be all day. Well, we've been dating for a while.

He's crazy. I want to cry. I never had a nigga do nothing. I like, yeah, I know. Because you got her a card? Yeah. Oh, that's that. She ain't never had a day get her a card.

I don't know. I have a hat. Hey. Hey, you might be right. A car? You got to be like, yeah, I see why I ain't never did it before. Because you ain't got the pussy yet. So then you don't get all that.

That makes sense. See why I ain't got this. Because crying over a card is a done. It's insane. It's a gift card in now. I got a Sephora gift card. How much you put on? She's been to walk out with little gloss.

Damn, now, you job to feed the ball on. Maybe a little fake man. Maybe. That was supposed to be with what she was on. already banned. Yeah. She ain't going to know what's on the card since you get in the stokes. She's been to swipe that bitch.

Oh, ma'am, let's just fit down down. Damn. But if you could put that 50 back, bitch. Damn. I might write a different price on the card, though. Damn. On the gift card. Use a lowdown terrible.

You are lying. You are awful. Sepora is very expensive. Alta. Now, also is a little bit cheaper. a little bit cheaper. Well, you know, considering that you ain't going to get shitty back anyway. Yeah, you can give a hundred at ultra.

Yeah, you can do a hundred at ultra for sure. I wonder if it's, do any niggas like Valentine's Day? What do you get a man for Valentine's Day? I say this, but if you're a nigga complying it, you need to stop. A what? A basket, like full of goodies. Like, make him a basket.

What if a nigga sucking their teeth? Then make that nudge. Oh, what? What if you put like his favorite draws in him? No, because that is make a nigger think that you don't like. like his draws, you think he's thinking he needs to brush his hair. Why would they make him think that? You just gave, nigga, you just gave him hygiene supplies.

He didn't win. Bought you bought you candy, some flowers, some beautiful shit. You bought that need some candy, too. Somebody wash. Last year, I did a really nice, like, record player. I think little stuff like, you know, something like that. You know what, ladies, don't even put too much pressure on it, like a nice little simple gift like that, some man shit, a drill.

a fucking hat. A drill. Niggas do not know how to use drills no more. Look, hey, you know what a t-shirt or something like that. Long as you sprinkle some little kutche on the gift. What a pussy. But me and I always say they don't want koochie and they don't only want some koochie.

They want a gift and some koochie. Okay. Yeah, too, you don't be leaving that off. Okay, it's a parsley. Yeah, get a nigger hat, get a polo shirt. Okay. A little bag of weed or something. But see, what Drey said, everything you name, you can put in a basket.

Yeah, put it in the basket. Yeah, put it in the basket. But like, make it. Like, for him, though. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If he's a three-knit through the bag, okay, now what to put that. Some hell of this, some blackmows.

Some banana soft of the backwood. See? What a pussy. See? But as long as you sprinkled some cooch on it. Then, like, man, it was a cool-ad little day. She got a, a nigga, a half-o-fit, some cologne, a hat, and some coojeet.

And we ate good. Mm-hmm. And we found to go watch Dexter. Oh. Now you're talking. Because Dexter is a good show. Yes. But see, this is my only a place.

Niggia, I was straight today, Brama, go on heat that little piece of steak up. That laying a little fake woman pouring your food up. I'm putting that in front. Don't overdo the reservation. Nope. Yeah, we shouldn't be out all day

and now we're too tired for me to get the little pussy out. Make your reservation. Exactly. I hate that to work. Because you'll fall asleep on your little. Wake up, man. It's a moment.

Oh, bitch you got. We got to fuck real quick in the morning. Oh, bitch you got. Wake on. Talking loud. Oh. Do you want to be woke up out they sleep?

Yes. Hell yeah. Wake me up. Please do. Yeah, yeah. I sleep with my drawers. One leg already be out in my drawers just in case. Oh, my gosh.

That's crazy. You just want to take them all. I don't sleep with a full step of drawing on. Just in case something happening, he needs to put his clothes on. And he got to the mom. I sleep with one leg out the drawers already. One leg got the drawers. I hate my fall asleep.

When I have had fellas. When you were talking to get some. Niggia, I woke up, nigga I ate push until my jaw locked up. I said, did you stay here with me? No. I was 17. Oh, it was that one time.

I was 12 when I did that shit. Please. You got to throw a crazy. There ain't no, no, no shit. I ain't. Nasty now. There ain't no shit. I ate.

Valentine's Day right around the corner. Yeah, ladies, go to the little sex shop, get some of that. eight dollar lingerie something a nigga can just rip off he can't treat you like that nigga did and why did I get married with Shown? Ooh! They hate that nigga, man.

Because he didn't she's a name, Sheila, right? Yeah, Sheila. What's Sheila and Mike? My dad, I'm going up the mountain to save my marriage. And then at the end, what she did, Joia? Oh, I got a good man.

That nigga laughed. She was happy in that bad for. That nigga laughed at her. But you know what I would say the worst thing about that movie was? What? Jill Scott's character, Sheila. They tried to make it seem like she was so big

and that she needed two seats in the airplane. And then at the end of the movie, all they did was like take the stuffing out of clothes and put a corset on her. It was like, where are y'all trying to convey here? Yeah. It was a little too much. It was very insensitive.

It was so insensitive. I love that movie, though. The nigger, the park ranger got the baddest one. Did y'all see Jill Scott at her concern? That's what I'm saying. Shit, I would have been right that next. He said, I feel We see this.

It's just the way You are nasty now. Me, baby. You see how unrealistic that is Because I don't know niggas who left their woman Just because she got big.

Right. Niggas love a big baby. They joke with them. Come back tell the tubby. I got a partner. He looked for him. That's all he wants is BB W. Oh, he's a tubby chaser.

He a little dude, too. I can't get it. I can't start like that. You know what I've noticed? Small men and men that are like really swole in the gym, they love big women. Like, them swole niggins. They're going to drink that protein shake and bend your big ass over. Hey, for real.

If you can't pick your girl up, don't really fuck with them. Yeah. You got to, like, if you like big women, you still got to be able to pick her up. Yeah. Yeah. You got to be able to pick up. Fucker Ron. Fucker, Ron, she pick your ass.

sometimes big girls don't be as heavy as they look really they be dense because they come back why like it ain't the way they you know what means stretched out yeah it's proportion yeah no y'all what's the heaviest girl you didn't pick up before because muscle way more than what's the heaviest girl you don't pick up before like I ain't really picking no bitch up like that okay what about you carlos I ain't fucking long enough to be doing all that shit y'all be picking girls up on y'all be having things no I see no hell ready to get that quiz or I ain't going to be doing all that. I weigh a lot, though.

I weigh $1.90. I'm not picking up, shit. That's a lot to pick up, though. A link will pick up, shit. Yeah, but I ain't picking up shit. I ain't picking up nothing. Take your shit. I'm going to lay shit down.

I be laying shit down, but I ain't picking one. You know, I'm picking nobody up? No, I let shit down. Dreya this beat. I always be getting picked up. She ran up and jumped. Nika, what you doing all that for? She'd make the nigga pick up.

She's like this. I was going to do all day. I ain't want to be picking up nothing. Oh, look. I like a little peek-up. I'm weak. Hey, maybe they'll flip you over, but that's just going to be fast. And you got to kind of roll with that.

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You know what size person you're dealing with when y'all got to do shit like fucking places or fucking the car or something like that. And the car is crazy. At 30. Yeah. If a bigger try to fuck me in the car, you will never hear from me again. Oh, well. You and your six and one.

one soap can go. That's exactly who be fucking in cars, niggins who got the six and one soap. That makes it. Okay. No. I got good soap and I ain't got time. Hey. What are y'all in the car for? We might be on the road trip. Look, we could fuck this money up and get a hotel or we can fucking that car. And we're going to get something to eat right out of it.

That's all you. Absolutely not. I ain't going to, some people prefer to fucking the car. That's just, it's just freaking. Y'all ain't having fun. It's just, right? I don't turn your air on week. I got gas.

I ain't tripping about this shit. Keep that motherfucker with anybody. I ain't trium about no $40 fill up. We can't. Can we get in the bag? Yeah. Let this shit blow. I put the vent right on you.

You still hot. I had a traumatic story. Yeah. I can't. So when last time? So y'all got to be young to do young shit. Yeah, I mean, well, I had a traumatic story. Like sex in public or whatever you have

Too risque? No, that's fine. But to be in a car, I'm not doing a car. It's so small. The car is so small. What about in the car? You got to have a great location. You have a good spot. It ain't just like you just, not unless you just drunk on a Sarah and this dog. Ooh, parking life. Now, that's it fun. That's it fun. That's a fun fucking in the car. You have to see what we fucking in the car. Man, we last time because he over that time of my shit.

We ain't never riding in that. Never. Don't pick me up for shit now. Good. I know that seabelt crud. Yeah. Get a little black. I don't blow it down.

No of that shit. Oh, and you got leather seats, huh? You got leather seats too, huh? I ain't fucked in the car a long time. My head in the car is cool. Yeah, that's cool. That's easy. See, I start.

We'll fuck all this. Let's get food. But if you're trying to give her head, y'all do it too. That's what Remymeyman did in that video. That's crazy. when you think about it though butt-nicket in the car that's what? Butt-nicket!

What did she do that? Slots off and everything. This is the way you love me baby with no shirt on. No shirt on. Y'all are crazy.

But niggit, that's wow. In the car? In the whole car. Yeah, that's insane. That's insane. You ain't never a reason you should be butt naked in the backseat of the Felicity. I think we've all done it in the car before.

Yeah, we have. What's on where age do is supposed to stop? Because y'all is going to be supposed to stop. As soon as you got your own crib, that shit is supposed to stop. Yes. Unless you have. You don't want everybody to see your crib. You're right.

Now. But see, if I'm presenting it like that, but I'm not presenting like that when it happens. It's going to sound playing romantic. So what do you say? I don't want to live nowhere that the hole's not going to like. When I was moving and trying to find this point, I was trying to make sure. It was better than the last. Yeah.

Hey, I don't try to me. Damn, I know this shit. Where the fuck I got to try that shit. Now, fuck the house. And she probably like, now. No. No. And that motherfucker's so wet.

Damn. I can't even dry with the dick, that hole. I can't even turn to stand with that motherfucker's soap man. Let me eat it up. Let me rub the chip out of that motherfucker. I got to let my seat back. Yeah. I let my seat back.

Hey. Just touched that motherfucker one time. Oh. Damn, you're awful. Nal. Nave. Nave, nasty now. Nave, what the fuck.

She probably be flattered. Definitely be flared. You ain't even about to make it. Girl, and he said... And he said... And he's going to call her friend, girl, and he said he couldn't even wait to get to the house. He said my coochie was so weird.

Now, you're a terrible nickname. You got a compliment him. Oh my God. That is true. We ain't know what to do it. In the car. Complement a woman can get you so far. I mean, we can.

Yeah. But they swear they don't like it when you lie to them. We don't. Complements is just some nice-ass lies. Oh. So you don't never be genuine when you're honest. They're genuine, but they still be some bullshit. Like if the shit didn't go the way that you wanted it to go, it could turn into something else.

Mm-hmm. I like your hair. She don't say shit. Well, fuck your hair. You see how easy. It's the same. shit. That's how people will niggas be asked you for your number. Let me get your number.

Well, fuck you then. You ain't even bad, you ain't even that fine, bitch. I'd be like, Jesus. See, no, I you shouldn't get offended, bro. If you don't give you a number that shit, that shit'd be funny. Yeah. When the niggas get rejected. Nick's be mad as fuck.

That's why you just got to give niggas a fake number now. I just give mine. You fucking with me, you'll hit me, I'm not. That shit, that's cool. That shit don't be working. Yeah, that shit. They are never going to hit you.

They ain't going to hit your ass. For real. Like I'm saying, if you, you know it's somebody fucking with you. Yeah. Because then you ain't even got a goddamn force it on them. Is she going to be like. What the hell is this music? Where are we at?

That nigga took us to the eyes. I'm like, I can't hear it. We thought I'm talking about fucking in the car. That nigga took us a lockover. Damn, right. Oh, my God. No, what I'm going to say? He's trying to go to Daddy December.

Do you want to do you want to? Do you want a dutty wine in the car? Shut out there, everybody out there fucking that car and the truck and the semi and all the vehicles behind the house. No, bro. Whatever you forget. You got to be, man, you just got to be fun nowadays with these. Some women, bro, these niggas, doing everything with them.

So if you ain't doing no fun shit, you ain't going to stand out. Let's go get massages. Do you got a car play league? Next thing we know, we're fucking into massage as we're supposed to put our clothes on. See, I guess that's fun. But the car? Look, what did it do in between the car? No.

Because we have space and room. Man, I put that motherfucking Tim's on. Nah, my, nah. Not you were saying this is the T-1-N-A-W-N-N-N-N-N-A-N-N-N-T-M-E-MS. And I put that Brent Fires on. Oh. Yeah. Oh, you'd be having a little playlist.

Yeah, I just have the music going. We just riding through the city. I know that's right. I don't have a playlist. I don't want to hit enough, but macaron. Carlo. That's all I want to hear. Fuck that music.

I only want to hear nobody. I'm going to hear no niggis singing why I'm niggum, man. Fuck that shit. Macaroni is right. All I want to hear is macaroni. When I get out that exit at that varsity, I'm looking for my spot. Oh, you got a little spot. Your spot over there.

Not you giving it up. Yeah, you did. Yeah, I give it up. It's a new spot. Damn now. I mean, be careful about that Piedmont Park. They ain't not playing no more. Don't be open up my eyes.

Don't be coming up in where we live. Hey. Stay your ass where you at. Give me your little pocket bag. Give me your pocket bag. That he's about to come in a garage. Oh, my God. In your spot.

Oh, my. Say, you know, that ass over 30, 742. Hey, man. Oh, my God. Something is. Seriously. Adri, are you at home? Hell no,

baby, you ain't about to pull up in you. Then the concierge just randomly call you, Trey, you have a visitor here, a nav, grieve? Yeah, I ain't going up. I ain't going on. Come down with your head. Nah, he's terrible, man.

Y'all are, buddy. Oh, my goodness. I can't. Look. Stop fucking in the car. Well, I'm telling, they're going to get with their niggas. They're going to like, man, we're in the car? Just switch it up.

Be spontaneous. I'm telling you why not crazy that niggins go babe You want in the car They're gonna turn that shit up a notch Pull it in the garage So is that different Y'all at the house and y'all fuck in the car In the garage

I mean if we're doing like There's too many people in my garage See that wasn't making fun Dren No we're talking about like at the home I don't know like what We live in the apartment Sometimes you gotta get out the car

That shit get the head man been over the hood I think it's okay to give your partner a little head a little hand is okay where are you guys to them by hot car get away

stay out of the damn cut man he's like he's getting excited all over he's gonna call somebody and so he thinks they could he's gonna text

I didn't know that that that nigga was living like this you know what to meet me by varsity where we met last mom you got y'all am mature

man he called the enterprise Y'all got any mini vans? How about a mustard? Oh, my God. Y'all just take that whole third row seat out. I don't need that. I'll just say all this old shit, though, for real left.

Back in the day. Pre-COVID. They did this. High school days, man, fucking in a hatchback. A hatchback. A whole hatchback. That means, yeah. be fully committed to this.

Boy. A hatchback is like. Hell yeah. A whole hatchback. I did this shit so you don't have to. Amen. Amen, brother. How we get him, man?

You? Exactly. No, it was something we were talking about we were talking about using your dick as a stick shit and it just went left. What? I never said that.

I said that motherfucker too hard for you to drive. That's what he said. Now they're steering the wheel. Ghost ride the wheel. Doors open. Maine. Gas, break, damn.

You got to start lying, you hit the unlocked, but why the door keep locking? That man, that dick don't reach those. That dick don't point to unlock on the car, man. Oh, my God. Oh, wait. Man, let me put my clothes on. It's too much dick in this. Pop the trunk, my bad.

What y'all got coming up? What's next? Oh. What's next? Oh. Can we say, I don't know if we can't, yeah, we know, we can't just say some, you know, so we have a, we have a new show coming out on a major network. Oh, clap it up.

It's going to be, it's completely different from poor minds and y'all are going to see us in a totally new light. It's a beautiful thing. And it was so fun to film. Yeah, it was really fun. We really had a good time and I'm just super excited for people to see it. Yeah, so we got that coming up. We're working on tour.

We are. We are. dropping soon. I just dropped Love Lex P episodes drop every Monday so y'all go check that out. Love Lex P is my show where I just do like hot topics.

I feel like since Wendy been gone, we need that. We need somebody keeping the people on game on what's going on. So I do like movie reviews, show reviews, hot topics, all that stuff. So that drops every Monday. Yes. And I have Muse Beauty Collection.com. It's my

cosmetics brand. I have a lot of new stuff coming out really soon. I actually just dropped some new products the past two months. I dropped some jelly blushes and lip plumber and now I'm about to come out with some mascara and eyeliners. And I'm just expanding the brand outside of

just lip products. And also I have a YouTube channel as well. It's Dre and Nicole with 3E's and it's going to be like beauty content, vlogging, lifestyle, all of that stuff. So episodes drop every Sunday. That jelly blushed the truth too.

And a jelly blissy is the truth. We get some Valentine Day gifts for me. Yeah. A little box. A little box. A little box. A little PR box. We didn't give them to, man.

We'll pass them out to some women who ain't getting no guilt. Oh, we're going to wait. Don't try to say today. Let the pain set in a little bit. Yeah. Okay. Oh, my God. Let the pain sit in.

The disappointing. We ain't even hollin at nothing to about early March. We got to let that lonely. When they're lonely and set in. Yeah. Yeah. So when she gets in the car, you got a little bag for. I'm talking about she's going to be just right there

before she started thinking about cutting her hair off again. Women love to cut their hair when they stray. I feel like that dude. I did that. A new beginning, she did do that, and she moved to Atlanta. I chopped my hair off, I packed my car up, and I moved to Atlanta. I did. She was like, I'm here, girl.

Man, fuck him. And you've been going up ever since, though. So that help. See, that's why I stay away from women who got that short hair. Why? You either going through something or been through something. Yeah. Well, she cut her hair off.

She's done. That's what I'm saying. She's really giving up. What did she tell you? I started fucking up again with my hair. If she cut her hair and she died a crazy-ass color? Yeah. I think if a woman does anything, like, crazy extreme to her hair, that means she started.

Well, that wasn't me. My shit grew back and I started fucking them again. See? You just wasted hair. That wasn't my story to tell, though. I ain't, I ain't do it right. Yeah. You didn't want to speak on that part.

You know, it's a whole story. It's an honesty, you know. Yeah. Yeah, you got to pay attention to this. But this she's told it, now. And they couldn't even grab it. Man, why you do that stupid ass shit? I like, back my head.

Just grab a hand. Yeah. This shit crazy. What is it? Because if this door ain't fucking closed, this shit just going to fall over. I don't know something bullshit. Now, see the, look. It's an incense holder.

It's an incense holder. Oh. Oh, that's sheddetic. It was smoking earlier, y'all didn't see. Y'all don't pay attention this shit. Like, then we're just sitting the ambiance in the mood. Yeah. Well, love Lex P.

Music, beauty, nav on broken plate. Everybody eating over here. That, here eating. You feel me? Thanks, Carlos. Just to know, you don't never have to dim your light. Just shining over here. Oh, all right.

You don't never have to dim you. Everybody eats over here, be. And we won't. We ain't going to dim me. have to dim your life. Thank you so much for your time. Lightshad bright in this motherfucker. Right.

Amen. It is, bro, like, how you just got damn emotionally and just mentally like keep us up apart. I fuck with that, bro. You know what? I'm not going to give up. I salute that. A lot of people ain't going to say it, bro. Like, like, you, you lift me mentally.

I'd say that. Period. You know what? And you know what I'm saying? You know, when you keep the same flow through, through the snow, rain sleet, and the hell. when you won't give a fuck whether it's daytime, night time, early morning, evening,

you just don't give a fuck and you just stay right there. They'll swear you ain't who you is. But just know, I always ate. Ain't nobody never feed me shit. Period. Everything I ever had.

I got it by my mother's fucking self. So how the fuck can somebody tell me? Clock it. Can't tell you. No, but yeah, see, that ain't. Okay, stop. My bad. It's like, damn, that's a real-ass shit.

Damn, that's a real-ass shit. Fuck you talking about. Right. Fuck you talking about. If you got the info to do it, why are you telling me and ain't doing it? Since you know so much, shit. Since you got your little fucking degree. Hell yeah.

Fuck you talking about. Fuck you talking about. Don't tell me. Show me. Do you do it? If it's so easy, you feel me? So me. If it was easy, everybody would do it.

If it was easy, a monkey could do it. And you're not doing it, monkey-ass bitch. And guess what? And guess what? Hey. Come here. Yeah. And so if a market can do it, he probably would, but he ain't.

He can't. Yeah. You got to be me. You can't do it. You can't be a month. You too near me not to hear me. I ain't trying to preach to you. I'm trying to reach to you.

I'm just trying to say you, y'all. I ain't never wanting nothing but the best for you. But guess what? You don't get the best no more. I meant me when I said the best. the best could get what have my life change or yours oh oh shit now you fresh and if you say mine bitch for the better that's crazy that's crazy life be crazy people's i saw some shit this day that said motherfucker's a swear that you miss them

and they never gave you shit to miss that's true you know what i will say too i hate when people be like, oh, they fumbled me. Not everybody fumbled. Sometimes it ain't a fumble. No. Sometimes it ain't a fumble. Sometimes you just don't work out, yeah. Boom.

We'll take our chances on defense. Yeah, yeah. I like what the corner's doing. The lineback is going to be blitzing. We're going to get the ball back. You got to trust the defense. Everybody's not a fumble. Everybody's not a mumbled.

I mean, if you're an amazing person, y'all just weren't compatible. I mean, because sometimes people be able to be able. amazing people too is it just don't work it's not a fumble you know it's not always a somebody else is a better feed and if I did fumble babe I'm in the Trump is shit this would I'm gonna this one this one man with it in my life though right we everybody grown as fuck at this point 35 307 40s motherfuckers is grown grown right you didn't already fuck with everybody you want to fuck with what you're looking for you didn't have all the niggas that was your type the niggas that

that met your standards. That shit didn't work out, so what's left? You're gonna keep cycling through these same motherfuckers? Or you think it's a whole bunch of motherfuckers that's already liked the motherfuckers you were already than fucked with? He gotta meet my standards. Did the last niggas do it?

Oh. No. Yeah, so come on, man. You let the weed man fuck. What are you talking about? You let the weed man fuck. When people say it's always something better out there, y'all don't believe it.

Don't show me. It will be, but something better for you. Yeah, that's what I mean. And if you find it on paper, that man may not be better than your ex on paper, but he didn't get better to sit here and put me down.

I just think you could be more understanding. Why? Not going to find you an understanding, nigg. You want a best friend. A nigga, you can tell what to do, and he's, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right. If that's stupid, I should be able to tell you that stupid and you listen and understand.

Or she got to have a have enough understanding of you to know that, hey, he ain't with that shit. I'm still going to fuck with him, but he don't see the shit. It takes motherfuckers too long to try to figure that part out. Yeah. But guess what? At the end of the day, everybody's fucking. It don't matter.

Everybody's fucked out. Ain't no need everybody jumping on the internet every week telling us what you don't fucking like. Everybody ran through. If you was outside from 99 in the early, the 2000 and you still outside you ran through yeah you know i wasn't outside yeah that's the motherfucking and i'm only fucking i still wasn't outside yeah that's 26 all-star games that's 26 spring breaks that's 26 summer jams that's 26 jZ concerts it ain't no more pussy left man you didn't

fuck everything if you was outside in two in the year 2000 and you still outside trust me i don't fucking every decade. Every generation. Come on, man. I was fucking when they had NixTel church. I was fucking when a bitch you can't do it like me first came out. I was fucking through the snap movement. I was fucking through cash money and no limits rise to the top.

I was fucking through the first mixtape Wayne. You got some sidekick pushing? Oh, man. I was, yes, I didn't fuck. Me, you know, I made a business just left for sidekick. BBM place. Right at the end of beepers, nigga. Beepers?

Beepers. High school. Oh, that's crazy. Because Seinfluents were still on minutes when I was in high school. They don't matter who the fucking was. Come on, man. That was when we were in high school. Hey, you just let that motherfucker swing off your hip like this with the face plate.

Oh, you wasn't that nigga if you ain't had a clip with the swivel. Then take the face plate off and put the motherfucker with the money on it. Broke-ass niggas. I am weak. When you had to hold a power button and the screen turn green, fuck is you talking about. What a time. It wasn't but one charger for every phone.

Fuck as you're talking about. Not unless you had a flip phone and that bitch had the wide ad charges like a computer plug. Motherfuck about the damn burn your pillow. Come on, man. Come on. I've been out here. What a sweet man. They'd be like, nigggy, you old.

Nick, I've been out here. Me, too. I don't give a fuck. I don't live too. I didn't have had a great time. Yeah, it's something. Some people be like, that old shit, it don't matter if you don't live. Come on, man.

I didn't, I didn't definitely had a great life. I didn't got a lot of pussy I never was supposed to get just because I was at the right place at the right time. Like who? Man, a bad bitch. Black and Iranian. Oh, man. I didn't think she was going. I thought the shit was old because she had already called it.

This was when I was across, I was overseas back bad ass. Yeah. So I'm in London with it. run up on this month this the finest motherfucker in London I don't even fuck with nobody all this shit all this shit

so I'm thinking damn this shit didn't even come through bro she called the taxi the taxi never showed up she came back upstairs and got naked naked

and here I am healthy and shit look at me being that nigga this was way back she probably somebody white now but when you get put in another country

you're a different type of nigga everything can't do that Then wake up and go downstairs and have her They got this room full of breakfast You gotta be a guest They let you in the room It's breakfast area where they just fill in this room Full of bacon

You walk in the motherfucking pride Tell them what you want They had a great It's tough man I'm in this problem Yeah But it was a whole little room It ain't regular breakfast though

Got you We're gonna down play a good ass story That's just thing like Continental breakfast That's regular Yeah that's regular He's in another country with it Another country

So the continental is really continental I'm the continental This ain't my intercontinental This ain't no regular continental I'm gonna get with the continental Come on man Got it Yeah

When I be out of the country I'm making the fool with it I'm up watching the sunrises It's real beautiful shit bro, it's telling you You gotta do light flare What you're talking about good night It's morning and well man

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