The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Put Some Respeck on Dis Podcast | Ep. 20

Episode Date: April 29, 2016

DC & Karlous are both back in the studio. A lot has happened in the past few weeks so they made sure to touch on it all. RIP to Prince, Lemonade and Jay-Z, adding some respeck to Birdman's name and finally DC takes us to church. Subscribe, download, RT and share. Then leave a comment. #85SouthShow Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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85. Yeah. My name, Miran, Jack, uh, hello. I want to donate some money to the Steve Harvey morning show. Do y'all have some of those little envelopes? I want to stick it in some of them. search envelopes. My daughter

want to be a phrase dance. My daughter is... Can she pray and dance for Steve? No, she can't. Your daughter's a hoot. Oh, my goodness. She's a hoot. Hello?

They didn't cut my phone off. Check your mic. Check your microphone. Microphone check one, two, one two. Microphone check. Hell yeah. Hey, well, he was, uh... That they're gonna be this shit.

Yes. Yeah. What's happening? I'm dropping the video every week on me for real I got to be in three of them I'm dropping the video I ain't in the video I ain't fucking with you no more man

Brother man What's up fool I'm up here now fool Turn the microphone off This sounds like a transaction Hey no more See? Uh huh

You're not gonna be selling drugs after Steve Harvey's studio Crazy part about it It was I already placed for him I just had to let him know where it was at That's now, fuck that. You're slipping back into these streets. I was never gone. Oh.

Well, do your thing, young nigga. Shit, fuck it. Welcome back to the 85 South Show. We are in this bitch once again. My nigga, D.C. Youngfly is back. What's hadn't. We back again. Nick, I ain't never left.

He's acting like, I'm the only one leaving. Welcome to the 85 South Show. Missy boy, D.C. Hey, man, call her, welcome back. What's that? No, no, you've been gone, man. You was gone? We were gone together.

But you was gone at a time that I wasn't going. So I came and I did the shit and everybody was like, oh shit, all shit, Carlos and D.C. Then we had to cancel two times. I know it, but they was like, the nigga D.C. then I didn't quit. And then I saw the comment. I was like, fuck you me.

They like Clayton taking this spot. I said, oh shit, I got to go to work. Chico was trying to get the spot like a motherfucker. They didn't teamed up, Chico and Clayton. They got their own podcast. Man, them niggas been hit me like, bro. They called 85 North Emergency Lane. We got to shut that shit down.

The niggas ain't on line yet. They just do it on Periscope. Yeah, that's all they do. Hand me that pen, man. That shit crazy. What the fuck you been, bro? Man, I've been working, man. Just going around the city, man.

Not just this city, just around the world, man, doing this comedy. At the longest, you two? Man, I've been shit. They know I've been out here, boy. Now what I'm trying to say. So if you need some comedians, book us, man. D.C. Youngfly and Carlos Miller, man. We're coming and turning up, man.

Hit me first. Hit me first. Because D. DC won't all the goddamn money. Oh, I won't, bro, on everything. If somebody called me for a 10, I'm going to get an 8. See, what the fuck you going to get the 8 for me? And Carlos go headline, you know?

That's crazy as hell. No, we're going to split that down the middle, baby. We're damn sure. It depends on how they give it to us. If they give it to us in cash, we're going to, that's definitely got to be buzzed out. Somebody tried to pay me with a pound. I said, look. You should have took a million drive to the show?

I said, that's, that's depending on how you selling your pound. Is it 21? Was it a brick pound or was it like a cook? It was a Cush pound. I said, now, is you 21 or is you 33? I would have took that. Because you're 21, and then you still owe me an extra 7. I would have took that motherfucking jumped on the megabus with it.

Hey, one thing about it, but that megabus is crazy, man. They take you anywhere for $2. Don't you know they got a two level on the megabus? Nigger. Like, the seat right above your head. Like, it's right there. Bro, I said about this fine-haired girl on the megabus. She did the homework the whole time.

I was helping her with a little problem with her. Y'all. Biggin'clock out to the Mega Buzz, man. Shout out to the Mega Bus. I remember back in the day. In the Greyhound. I was going to travel. My bad, I tried to shit down. I was going to travel to see a bit in North Carolina.

Get how much the ticket was. $17. $17 in a shout-out, bitch. That's both ways. That's all they wanted. Both ways. The person who emailed me knew me, they were like, oh, M-G. They were like, oh, M-G.

That's probably some of the best shit are going somewhere with you. niggas give us every goddamn thing as long as you jump on their Snapchat and say fuck you mean you know what I hate they say come take a picture they gave us all they got damn chicken they gave us too much spicy chicken you know how much I boo booed out that mouth it didn't make no sense

you know what mm-hmm that's what we're going to do every time we see a fine woman coming up there here we go see for the people who are listening tell her what did it happen what did it happen right there A bad, a nice

No, bro, I'll tell them You're going to say the shit You're going to get us They're going to have to bleep your thud. It was a bad bitch That's not what we want. That's not what we want. That's right.

Let me tell them what happened. What happened? They tried to set us up. We in the studio doing what we do recording the podcast. Guess what happened out of nowhere? We ain't heard nothing. White woman with some yoga pans

Walk through with the cameltoe trying to set us up and get us distracted. She had two camo toes too. The devil is busy and we ain't falling for that. damn show ain't get off me Satan it felt like life I lie how many times we didn't been in here

a bunch how many times as a white woman with some workout clothes walk through here one and they see they're trying to knock us off our square we're here baby we ain't going nowhere man tell us we're at the movie nigga I saw the movie

trailer oh man Lord of mercy I can't even sit out of watching they got you on that bitch like you got muscles you had some shoulder pads you know what I said hey I told my coach I was gonna play football one Day, baby. Bro, that shit crazy.

That shit crazy. But the only thing now, though, everybody about to start calling you John Whitfield. So? John Whitfield. I'm going to call you that shit the whole episode. That's a bigger check, too. They got to write the bigger check to John Whitfield.

Now, we want John Whitfield. We want DC up a lot. Oh, okay. D.C. How much cheaper is D.C. than John Whitfield? Just a thousand dollars. That's it. That's the difference.

Yeah, yeah. You shouldn't have never said that because now niggas going to be calling in. Like, yeah, we're trying to get John Whitfield. That's the company. Well, what about D.C.? 9-5? Oh, we put D.C. on the phone. Hello.

Fock, you mean. You better have my breath. Fock, you made. Send the front end now. Fock, you made. God. So when the move coming out, man?

Man, in November, man. You'll give me some ticket? Yeah. I'll buy one, but I don't see. I want to be over there where the pimps and shit at. Like, the people take a picture. The Crave part, I already got paid,

so the residual, I ain't going to get none. So, we're sneaking them off. Oh, okay. You know what? Let's sneak in this shit. I'll tell you what? Let's take some hood chicks And then just sneak in a bunch of sandwiches and everything

And they got to have a cheap park club Let's do the old shit Let's go to the 7 o'clock and then just stay to the 10 o'clock. And see everything again like Bobbysaw 3 I fuck like you You're gonna kick us out They got a movie I love that shit

That served hamburgers I swear man Me and my auntie used to go to the movie We used to look like Scooby-Doo Going through theater coming out exit Going to another game We just be sneaking I swear we had background me

Hell you know It was like I think the stupidest move I was snuck into was waiting to exhale. I ain't know the shit was just for women. Yeah, I thought that, yeah. I'm thinking the shit like a good, like a black move.

This shit for women. I'm in here crying. I'm in here crying. I'm like, these niggas ain't shit, bro. These niggas ain't shit, bro. How are he going to treat Whitney here or something like that, bro? Bro. You were all the tag in the movie that I should have snuck in, man.

Pursu de happy then, bro. No, that shit was sad. That shit was sad when they was on that flow and that bad door. Oh, when the nigger put his foot on the door. I'm like, don't go in now, man. Don't go in now, man. Man. That old land suitcase.

Brough. And then Jayden Smith gave the nigga a little tight hook. You a good pop. I was like, turn this shit on. I said, don't hit your hand on the seat, Jaden. Nigger didn't live in a Chevron bathroom. And you know what I hated?

I was so crazy. I was so like, man, when he was playing with that little cubicle thing. Yeah, Rubik's Cube. Yeah, Rubik's Cube. I was just sitting there like, get it together. Get it together. See, that was a distraction.

It was. That just go to show you how hard it is for a nigga to get a job. Real talk. show up homeless with your baby and they'll still look at you and be like been out to hire me. Bitch, let me talk to somebody.

I used to tell I need some help. I slept in the shit and run back. And I came back. Selfish bitch? He didn't have no peanuts. They could have let that nigger mop or something. That's fucked up. Even the janitor looked at him like, but

you're on your ass. Man, when he asked the nigger the bar to fight out? Oh, that heard it. No, when his wife left, I said, first of all, your wife kind of cute. For you to be borderline homeless. Man, for real, she was on the real shit. I was like, your wife's cute for you to be borderline homeless, Nick.

Don't you hate to see a bad bitch with a broke nigga? He was like, I just want to go by her a quarter pound. And the crazy part about it. Bitsch ain't shit. She was mad that he was homeless. Like, bitch, you knew that when you fucked him. Right. He was borderline homeless.

Damn, you still homeless. Bitch, it was just a land night. Bitch, you were homeless. I'm supposed to buy a house this morning? Well, they in Cuba because it was like, you know, how they hang up clothes outside. It was clothes everywhere. You know what another movie that was fucked up, too? would John Q.

Oh, man. But that was a real nigger movie. How are you just going to hold a hospital of hospital? I'm not in a lot. I probably would have shot everybody in that motherfucker. Damn. I would have found the heart. It gets 12 hearts in him.

One of these bitches got the match. Who fat? The big, bud. Yeah, that's who got to go. Who the oldest motherfucker in here? He got to live too long. I would shout everybody butler dollar. Made them do surgery right there.

Not that you in Hollywood, my nigga. What other kind of movies you want to do now? What kind of roles are you interested in? I'm not going to do some. Gangsta, like, I want to shoot some shit. Bro, you didn't did that shit in real life. That what I'm trying to tell you, I want to actually shoot some shit for PlayPlay.

Oh, for play. Like, so they could be like, oh, my God, man, you're a natural, man. How do you know how to do this? I'm like, you don't want to know. For real. Not like, no, you want to be in, like, one of them white boy gangster movies.

What are I'm trying to be in some shit, like taking or, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, or, um, what the shit, training day or something? You don't be a training day or me playing a cricket in training. I don't think you should be a cop. I'll be a cricket cop Yeah

That's what we need to go on right to move About some real nigga police Let's do it Let's go crazy Like they got a whole little special unit So you're telling me if you found a 500,000 I'm turning in 705,000 Exactly so look they have a whole little special

unit or just real niggas And we just police to get over We just take over sell all the dope Hell yeah We're locking up fuck nigg Niggas who won't take care of their kids They're going first Child support one

We're like enough niggas who called the police Hell yeah Oh my God, it's three niggins. I'm like, where you at? We're fin to pull up. And we lock your monkey ass up for. You fucking snitching. Get your bitch ass in the car.

Hell yeah. And we plant crack on it. How about we just do some shit like that? Don't even put them in no handcuffs. Just put them in the back seat and ride through the hood. Hey, this is the snitch right here. Yeah, they're him right here. And we're talking about him?

Yeah. Oh, man, you're crazy, man. That ain't him. So this is who you said selling all them dope in the hood. That's him? I said all them dopes. All them dopes. Selling all them dopes.

That means that's the crack that's in the sandwich bag, tied up. Stupid. With the burnt edges. Still, nothing about that. Nigger. I'm glad you back in this motherfucker. Man, we're back, man. We just try to, um...

Bro, you've been gone for it, me. Bro, a prince died, man. Where the fuck was you at when you heard that prince died? On the toilet? Damn. She was sad. And I heard that. What's your favorite prince song, man?

You don't even know. He's fucking weird. I said, the boy, the man. Nah, this nigga, that ain't no motherfuck. I was like, can you stand? That ain't Prince, nigga. I know, it's the other one. What it is?

Damn, purple rain. Purple Rain? Yeah. That's a dope one. That was it. Purple Rain, the only song that, for real, can make gangsters crap, man. That was. It was crazy, because it was, like, all the females I know was, it was like, oh, my God.

If you're listening to the shit, he'd say some cold shit. I'm talking about, Prince told, this niggas said, Women, not girls, rule my world. That man, you got to be grown before you even fucking talk to me. Man, Prince was. Prince, take your bitch. That's what her to be. And she'll be with this nigga for real.

And be with him for the rest of his life. I just, man, I just, we were, we had to do a Prince tribute every episode just to give all the thank you. We deserve. Nick, we don't lost. Every episode. Bro, we didn't lost all the greats. We don't lost Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson and Prince.

Man, I used to be on Michael Jackson. And James Brown You cannot get me to not moonwalk I used to moonwalk What's your favorite Michael Jackson song Man? To this day A, B, C

Easy as one, two, three A B, three, one, two, three You at me care You know my favorite Michael Jackson's song It's one of the ones That's not even like a real popular one Oh, I do got a favorite

My Jackson song It's called Blue Gangster That motherfucker hard, man Man, my favorite Michael I'm not even gonna lie That was a kid, but when I got old, my favorite, and he said it's so smooth, bro. What?

He didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he, it's like, the old version of Tuchin, watch out of a little bitch. Yeah, what do you say? Billy Jean. Billy Jean, it's not my love, watch out of a bitch. She's just a girl who think that I am, watch out of bitch. But the kid is not my son, watch out of bitch. Hey, you feel what I'm saying?

Oh, version of watch out a bit. But if you, if you go through Michael Jackson catalog, man. He got them hoes, too. Listen to me, man. He wrote a dirty Diana. Let me tell you something. He made people have seizures at his shows because they was just that damn excited.

Like, they were just like, have you seen this shit on Instagram the trap Michael Jackson? Oh, that shit's so crazy. That shit crazy. That shit's crazy. That shit, five, man. That's crazy.

If y'all ain't seen it, go look up on YouTube and watch that, man. The trap by the Jackson. You were one of them nigs who really run the internet. I just be watching. The crazy part of it, I sit back and watch, like, how I'd be mean, celebrities, and they be like, man, I watch you every day.

I'm like, nigga, when you got time to watch me, you lie. You know, like, them niggins don't be busy as they say they do. They do be busy, but, like, on the road and on the plane, like, they find time to watch a nigga, like, I sit back and watch other people, like, people be, I be watching. Who were one of your fans, the craziest one?

Who shocked the hell out of you? It was like, nigga, I fuck with you. Oh, man. Uh, I want to say, Kevin Hart was actually like, the one who, like, Because he would give him props You know what I'm like oh shit You know what I'm like you follow me now

You know what I'm saying Dang I think I've seen somebody Who else follow me I don't know I met so many people man You know what I'm saying Like bishop don't want Nick get the fuck out Nick on everything

He was like come up pimping Keep the game tight Money Mike My name D.C. But I appreciate it You know what I'm saying Nigger did you see Birdman On the breakfast club

Man he was crying What the fuck bro What if he comes in here right now I'm like, he was like, Put some respect on my name, Blake, boy. I'm like, man, look, you need a tissue, nigga. It's not like you about to cry. Nah, man, I'm talking about, I'll tweet y'all.

He sounded like Tweeter, bird. I thought I was like, put a tag. When that nigger said, is y'all done or is y'all finished? I would like, nigga, you just ask that. That's the same question. That's just like. Charlemagne gets some points on my book for that. Yeah, Sholamina, gangster.

He gets some points on my. Can we get a handclap for Sholamane, man? We need one, man. Get some real handclaps for Shaleman. man they throw him in there what a hat cat yeah man it's man that's rain that's my fucking rain on for sure man there we go yeah I'm like that's rain man he gets a point because then he asked him like hey man I'm just a radio guy you gonna pull up on uh did you put up on uh trick daddy

nah but see you know what's getting what's getting played out though is everybody coming to the breakfast club trying to flex on charlemagne no I'm saying like you don't get no points for bucking on charlemagne because it's like you know what that nigger do that's his job that's what he's supposed to ask you to won't nobody ask you and for you to get all in your feelings because he says some shit till you just prove the point and the crazy part of my I thought here go what all three of y'all stop playing with my name let's go let's go stop playing with my fucking name let's do it on camera stop playing with my name and go right he need a tissue man

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I'm not the shit on. I don't understand the angle. I said it already. So why come here? I did it already. I'm here. So what's happening? I mean, it's all good, but I'm saying why?

And I'm here, what's happening? I'm all good, but I'm saying why I come here just to curve us up? I'm here, what's happening, man? I wanted to see you. I wanted to talk to you on your face. I thought he spit his two feet. I thought he took his front top. I knew a few places you were at.

I could have pulled up, but I don't thought that was gangster. I wanted to come looking in your face like. like a man and tell you how I feel okay you understand me straight up like a man bro so what's the issue if it was an issue you don't you'll feel me who I just that was a gayster line right there you understand me when y'all saying my name put some respect on did you pull up on Ross that way or trick that oh nigger that was the one what my eye got big and I'm the radio guy why I pull up on the radio guy don't act up with the radio guy I hear it my nigger y'all y'all finish or y'all done I ain't got no more talking that's right

Okay dokey When he spit that gum I thought he spied Like his top front top No but when the niggins said Did you run up on Ross a trick like that The nigga was like

Hey man it's gonna get the fuck out of here Man this nigga knows some shit He knows some shit It was over with It was over with It was over with man I'm not even gonna lie If I would have been in that room

Man All you would have heard All you would have been quiet All you would have been quiet All you would have were All you would have were Oh some real shit though Salute the bird man

He's still birdman No, I fuck with Birdman. I fuck with Birdman. I fuck with one of my idols growing up, Nick. Still, Liz. If Charterman would have been like, what you mean? Stop playing with your name.

That nigger is a project legend. Hey, man, I fuck with Birdman. I fuck with Birdman, yeah. I fuck with Birdman, but I'm just goofy's hell, so I found all that shit, hilarious. It is hilarious. But you know what it is, dude. That nigga guilty.

His conscience guilty is fuck, man. That shit was crazy. Because everybody know he fucked Lou Wayne no. Out of everybody you were supposed to take care of Nick, supposed to be a little white i don't know the situation i don't know the i know the situation fuck that i know the situation no way he said the situation he already said the shit he said the situation he said the situation he never come out and say fuck that or none he just

said hey bro just let me get that money nigg i got kids that said nigga on about 50 something million dollars ain't no such thing you can owe first of all you got a lot of money for a nigga you don't let no nigga oh you 50 something you got me i got like 900 billion but a This nigga owe me $50 million. I'm like, what? $50 million. Nigger, we play guts. A nigga, you know how I get you by $5.

Put that motherfucker car down, nigga. Hey, let me tell this shit to the 85 South Show listeners. Do not ever gamble with D.C. Youngfly. Do not. If you owe this nigga a dollar and you pay him 75 cents, that nigga will press you for that quarter. This is hell. I bullshit you not.

But check this out there on the flip side. This nigga, if he owe you, this is what this nigger actually said. D.C. hit for about $1,500, one hand. Bam, off the top. He owed a nigga about $400 from the last hand. That nigga said, I ain't going to pay you yet because I ain't won enough money for me to pay you. I was like, this is the most ghetto shit I ever heard. Ever.

That's my nigga, though, man. True story. True story. Don't never gamble with niggas like D.C. Young Fly, because anytime you're gambling with somebody who don't mind losing it all that's not the nigga that you gamble with this nigga was we was gambling this nigga trying to gamble

on the gamble nigga we shooting dice the nigga said all right the money up nigga I bet you I shoot a 7 or 11 better again I was like nigga that's all ready to bet yeah but bet again I was like nigga bro I just was how you side back the side bet that's what I jumped off the porch before I saw

any crack before I picked up any gun you just don't I picked up some dice and I was like oh I can count fast And if I roll a 70, you think I roll the six, I'm on your ass. You have a, y'all ever gamble with a nigger who will gamble anything? You can get this nigga a bag of M&Ms. And he'll say, nigga, I bet you $8, the first one out of the bag green. That's the type of nigger.

That's me. I love, I like that rush. I saw you come up. One night I went to sleep, right? We on the tour bus. I go to sleep. D.C. down and hit this nigga gambling with his last $3. He got just enough to get in that bitch.

I wake up. That nigga had about $4,000 and $5,000. as in one sitting on his lap. I said, nigger, take your little ugly head to sleep. You're still,

look. Like, who won't this shit? Still, ugh. Hey, you have to play somebody. They just, oh,

who on the gamo? Shout out to the, shout out to the wild and out tour. Shout out to the wild and out too, man. If I owe you,

I got you next season. Nigel. I just paid Chico to lay in my soul. Chico like me. I swore on everything. If I said, what's up,

fool, he said, ah, we're going to play. Let's snitch on Chico. All Chico's sad bitches We're snitching on Chico. Chico won about $10,000 on gambling.

You so did. $10,000. If he didn't give you name, he don't like you. If he didn't like. If you take y'all and buy y'all in my show, he was like, I appreciate you for coming. He was like, yeah, man, I love you, but ha ha ha. You still owe me $20.

Damn show will. I said, security, get this nigga ass out about it. You do not want to owe money to Chico or D.C. Hey, man, I just grew up out of that, man. You know what I'm saying? I love to gamble, man. You feel? This is how I knew I was serious.

I hadn't took this dude money We was in the summer camp We were on school campus Yeah We're probably like about 15 I took so much money from him Where he was like Hold up bro

I said bro you ain't got no more money He said look I got resources He said I'll be back He came back with clothes He threw a shirt down It was equivalent to To the world we was bad at the time

You know what I said listen You literally beat the shirt off this man back Listen, I told him, man, once I take this, you ain't getting this back. Yeah. Nick, I left with three outfits, some shoes. So that's the craziest shit you ever wore in gambling? Like, that's the crazy. I won, like, this, I'm talking about, this is what he had to wear at the camp.

We, we stand on the camp. So I'm wearing his outfits. He ain't got shit to wear. The same week he just wore it. You know what I'm like, aye, y'all like this. You know the craziest shit I ever wore in gambling? What? Fuck, one of them powers.

generators. For real? That's what you get for gambling with old niggas. They started betting power. I want a motor one time. The nigga had a motor sent in the yard. He was like, I bet my motor. I had this junk. I said, how much that

motor were? He said, about 300? I said, I bet. Nigga, nigger. That motor sent in my front yard. What's you going to do with it? I don't know. I might just send it to the chop shop. I got to give you a shout out to you. You are a Grammy-ass nigga, man. You don't

grinded your way up out of the street. Nigger got bread now All the holes Love you All the followers And guess what this nigga Do This nigga go by a

motherfucking cutlass You know it My dream car Out of all this shit What made you Wanted to cutlass though my nigga I always wanted

The old school Man Everybody in my neighborhood Had old school Don't They just going crazy You got that bitch Sounding right

Too That's how they just Whah You know what I I love Pressing the gas And they just Wah

And they'd be about To cut off But you know I got to keep pressing You know what I That shit crazy I love it man Yeah

I get the drive rough. I get the drive on the curb. Ah, boom, boom. Hit a pothole, don't worry about it. You ever hit a pothole and ain't got a worry about? Fuck, no, I love my car. Like, my bitch, I hit a pothole. I'm getting out right then.

Are you okay, sweetheart? Hitting the potholes, like, a quick net. No, I don't care. I don't do that shit. That's fucking suspension up. Ooh, that sounds so good. Fucked suspension up. Hey, boy, I love that, man.

Shout out to everybody with them old schools and them bops. Hell yeah. Shout out to all. My niggas on them money, Carlos and regals and poets and Osmobiles. Shout out to the people who got beat in their car, but you can't hear the music. Hell yeah. You just rhyme to number one. Shout out to everybody who still got to push that little tape in and then plug your shit in.

Oh, oh. Shout out to when you push it in, it don't work so you got to take it back to get another one. Shout out to all the single mamas who got two CDs stuck in the CD player because your little boy jammed another one on top of it. Oh, man, that's a good one. Who this show for, man? The 85 South Show Shout out to the people who Left their keys in the ignition

But since you ain't got an alarm The passenger door was open Oh Man Shout out to all the niggas That they never had to break in their own car What? And then the police ride up

You got to explain for 20 minutes If you help me break in this motherfucker I can show you papers That is mine But they already had the handcuffs on you So you got a sitting waiting call Somebody to verify And then when you call

You were like what kind of car I got But you forgot that you forgot that You ain't never took this person in your new car, so they called out some old shit. Oh, you in the Cadillac. No wrong answer, nigger. Dumb motherfucker. The 85 South Show. This is a podcast for all the niggas.

They get drunk and start fights at parties and lose and wake up and don't know what the fuck happened. Nigger got a black eye. It's talking about he got jumped. No, nigga. You got your ass woke. They jump. me didn't it? No, that nigga knocked your hands out. By himself.

By himself. Then they show you footage and you quit drinking. Yeah, I apologize to everybody. Sending out, Ted's message, my bad. I ain't meaning to fuck the little setup. I ain't mean to fuck the little gathering. That one the nigga looos. The little gathers. The little function. No, it was a family event and you got your ass

whoop. This is the 85 South Show, man. This is a podcast for women who only get naked with the lights off because you had babies and you don't want nobody to see your stretch mark oh this the podcast for that little for them folks who had babies but your stomach look like a little tornado that little stretch marred part hell yeah oh you ever seen that little sandstorm yeah this the part this is like a little sandstone this podcast is for women with the little thunder and lightning on the booty of the little thunder and lightning and stretch marries

every time you hear it you like do do do do do yeah yes yes this podcast is for all the women who got a tattoo that you want to get redone oh like my sister she had a she had a she had a she had a It looked like it said rye, but now it looks like he's giving a high-thigh on the low. You're like, hey, that motherfucker's giving a high. Yeah, this is for all the women who still got their ex-name tattooed on. This girl is going to tell me, this is your pussy. I'm like, it's another nigger name on it, though. Fuck you mean.

Fuck you tall about. Shout out to the females who got that name covered up, but you can still see Chad right on the back. You can still see it. Is that Chad behind that butterfly? There's some wings. I can still see the sea. see it he don't put the wings on the C and the D but forgot to cover the hat this podcast is for all the women who shade their legs first then use the same

razors and shade that pussy you're gonna get razor bumps oh yeah most definitely and shout out to the females who got razor bumps already they don't want to scratch because they itch what the fuck this is the 85 Southself this is a podcast for niggas who drive the garbage truck on the back with the headphones end. And you know when to jump off. Hell, yeah. Like, how you know when to jump off?

Niggily be having headphones in. Be rocking. Yeah. On the back of that mother. On the back of that stank on. Hey, that's the only job they'll give a real nigga for this city. Like, the garbage man be hood to the motherfucker, man. Hood to the motherfucker.

I mean, they be playing with the dogs. Yeah, yeah. They got a Bluetooth speaker playing future on the back and shit. Hey, my mama's sad fucking nigger in the streets of the lip. Who is that? That's a garbage man. Goddard out to the garbage man who knew how to swirl the garbage. garbage can like they're driving.

They just be swirming them, hooking that thing up. You ever notice that the garbage man don't get dirty on Friday? That they'd be having jays on and everything. They'd be clean, man. Shout to the gobby man

who will let you have three garbage cans that you know you ain't supposed to have. And they still dump all three of them. Like, nigga, you're MVP, Nick. Hey, I saw a nigga tweet you the other day. He was like, oh shit, D.C., I see you out in the hood and you were like,

Nick, I stay over there. Nick, I went to court today. Dude, ah, this shit was funny as hell. This shit be so. This shit be so aggravated. what happened at court I went to court today shout out to everybody

who work at the court who hate to see niggas go to jail like I'm at the courthouse and this was all I got got until I entered the door up to the court room what would you do here nigga I'm in court

but you ain't supposed to be here they got a real nigga like you you mud got a ticket huh nigger ain't nobody trying to help though bro ain't nobody trying to help though like if I didn't have a ticket I wouldn't be here motherfucker I don't know if motherfuck

why they feel like people of our statute don't get Guess who I was in court with one day? You know that nigga that's saying Get silly Get silly Beto or some shit like that Vic

Vic y'all Yeah B-I-C Hey To all the people listening to the AIDA To find South sure Who don't live in Georgia

Nigger This is not the state You want to go to court In a nigga In Georgia It's sad Than a motherfucker Yeah

They got the Hey If you go to court In Clayton Canada They got this fat lady around She's mean than a motherfucker Her eyes Is all over the place

Before court starts She'd be like Go on turn you phone all the way off not on silent not on vibrate off because if your phone go out when the judge talking you will be arrested for contempt or court for a contempt or court i said what for a contempt or court they do not fuck around in clayton county man if you got a judge with one gold two you might got a change nigger if you get the scariest shit does when you get the black lady judge with the nice hairstyle she do she be mean than the motherfucker because she don't be

want to see no niggas in there? We're like, mm, marijuana. This your first time? Mm, don't say that right here. Let me go and give you this probation in this fine so you can quit smoking. But excuse me, Your Honor, excuse me, no. No, no, I did not address you. I did not address you.

You can keep your comments to yourself. Because I run this court, okay? If you go back out there, though, and you look over courtroom 3B, what is saying? Ms. Johnson, Ms. Johnson, courtroom 3B. I run everybody. Now, everybody stand up because I want you to. Now, sit there. Okay, stand back up.

You see that? Now, say that. You see that? You see, I got order. Now, say something again. I'm going to hold you up. I contempt in court. Kattemp or court.

But I spell that, Your Honor. I contempt. I, cutt. Like, this bitch crazy. That one little gold. And she eats a piece car. Excuse me. Brough.

When they give black women power, that shit, they don't take no bullshit. And the crazy part about all the women in there. Like, she got a woman police officer. Like the black ladies that work TSA at the Atlanta airport. They don't play the motherfucking radio. What? Not have your shit ready when you get up there. Excuse me.

You go to the side. Yeah, step all the way to the side. Now go to the back. God damn. Now, excuse me, you're going to have to take your belt off, sir. Put your laptop in another bin, sir. By itself. You must not be hearing me because I'm saying that while you was in life.

I saw you. You look dead at me when I was saying it. I hate when they say, you look dead at me when I was saying. Bitch, I was trying to figure out who was talking. Don't take you. jacket off oh don't take your jacket they hate that shit don't take your motherfucking jacket oh excuse me sir go to the back the one with the pants that's all way up with that low booty she don't like that no that is the one

with the pants all well it looks like she got cover around the waist this the one that fuck with you though the ones who be recognizing us from whiling out they take our shit and look at it real long and be like Carlos Miller I hate that shit whiling out why we'll just watch you last night we love you Fuck it's your ugly. Well, let me tell you what the nigga do with me right. So I would book for this show,

but the nigga ended up spelling my name wrong. Like, it ain't hard to spell Whitfield. W-H-I-T. He's spelled white field. The niggas put white-o-F-E-D. I said, first of all, all right. This shit hard. So normally they see Whitfield,

they just gonna go. So I slide in. The dude look. He was marking. He looked. I said, oh, shit. He looked at me. I'm looking away.

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The I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts Or wherever you go to find your podcast You would not believe this shit All the way back Dumbass promoter, I swear on everything Nika book me for a show, right? On the email, he put Middle Name

I send him my information back Guess what this nigga than booked the ticket in? Carlos Milder named Miller. I bullshit you not. Guess what one of my tickets said? D.C. Youngfly. I said, nigga, how do you book a ticket

that say D.C. Young Fly? That nigga booked your ticket under D.C. Young Fly. I had to show him a wild-and-out picture with my name at the bottom. I'm like, look, this is me, nigga. This shit. Wow.

D.C. Young Fly, bro. I said, I don't even see how this shit even went through. to just take any damn thing then the nix say bro I can fly you back on spirit I said my nigga if you book me on that holy ghost shit bro hey on the real a lot of people talk that shit but DC I've really seen this nigga not fly

on that shit because you know what's the what's the airline you ain't fucking with the frontiers spirit and frontier I like back till nigga don't put me on none of that dumb ass shit don't put me on spirit frontier I take Southwest United Frontier some cheap-ass shit Yeah, let me tell you something.

We went up in spirit. The nigga said, we're going to have to go back down. We ain't got that much gas in this morning. I said, God, damn, man. I know you ain't bullshit. I don't give a fuck. As long as we could get there. As long as the flight be cheap, because I'm on the spirit, $9 fare club.

But I ain't used the shit because the last time I used my spirit shit, I saw a nigga. He was doing some shit to the propeller. And I was looking at him out the glass window. You know how you can see out there He was fucking He got in that bitch And he kept saying I ain't tried now

I swear he was The nigga had A regular ad wretched He was like try it again Yeah That motherfucker stuck But y'all should be straight I was like man

I ain't fucking with this shit Let me tell you Then when we was on front tier Nicker we had to take the little plane And they stopped And we got on another old ass plane This motherfucker fucking plane was so old That motherfucker fucking still had

Asteris in the armrested No nigga I got on the front tier And we were saying we were wane. I don't know what the fuck we were wane on. I think the nigger was trying to crank that motherfucker up and the bit one crank, because every time the lights are cut, the lights are cut off. That shit'll be

damn. Yeah, that shit will be dim. They were twitching and the shit. So the nigger, I don't think the nigga came on the little walk of talk, like, yeah, you know what I'm saying, said his shit. But I think he forgot that the motherfucker was on. Yeah. He was like, bro. It's my first day, bro. I would lie, oh, hell no. I ain't fucking with

no birthday ass. Hey, you know what's the best though? To all my niggies who listen to the 85 South Shore, if you ever get to chance to upgrade and fly first class I don't give a fuck if the shit from Atlanta to Charlotte upgrade your shit just so you can see the faces of the white people who got to walk past

a nigga in first class they'd be so disgusting like what what are you doing here especially in the first seat and then you'd be like bitch I'm drinking Sprite and I'm eating a sandwich you gotta wait bitch they're serving us shit before the plane even take off but you like a beverage Mr. Miller you

motherfucking right you most what you want I want a coffee and a orange juice. I just order shit. Just cuck. And I'm like, what's the Wi-Fi? They be like, oh, it's free. I'm like, ooh, I'm on Instagram, bitch. They let you pick your own snacks out of the basket. They wait to all the broke niggas go to sleep

and be like, y'all want some shit. And you be like, nigga, give me two of them bananas. I want some of them honey nut churios. Nick, I got on a Delta one time, first class, nigga. They had my mixtape. Delta, Delta, first class, so goddamn gangster. Delta, would you like your dick suck? Hell yeah.

Shout out to Delta. To anybody who work at Delta, I fuck with you. Most definitely. You ever had the bitch with the red coat come out? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's when the shit doesn't hit the band. If you ever have a problem at Delta and you see the bitch with the red jacket come out, you're about to get all type of free shit, flight coupons,

Bisk golf cookies. Them cookies. But I'm going to tell you what's so gangster, right? If you walk past Delta. Shout out to Bisc golf. If you walk past the first class, right. And you see, ain't nobody seen on that motherfucker one of them seats before it goes. You know you can go up there and sit your ass down.

All you got to do is like, man. Man, you know I was that back, don't mess with my cousin. She'll hold that bitch for you. She'd be like, yeah, he won't this one. Yeah, with your ugly ass. Shout out to all the stewardess at Delta who got that fat little work booty. And I go in because, you know, I'll be peeping game.

I walk in with first class. They don't know. Yeah. Look, all first class. Because when I sit, I all wearing 30B. Your shit says zone six, my mom, man. I said 30B. I'm sitting in the bath on.

They're like, how you get on first class? I'm already here. My partner, he had flew for the, first time right he on zone six didn't he gonna look at his ticket like yeah these motherfucking mother know I'm from it lemma I was like they ain't got shit now he's like they know I'm from it left I was like nigga that ain't got shit to do with it sir hey what spirit nigga you gotta line up you be 8 136 let me tell you something alphabetical is fuck spirit man I fuck with that I fuck with spirit man I'm telling you

shout out to all them fine-ass if you are flaying to Atlanta Georgia welcome to spirit like I'm damn you know who I don't fuck with though got damn American airline why you're gonna fuck with double a I'm gonna tell you why this is what pissed me off I can fly anywhere to own American but I hate how the motherfuckers fly

right over Atlanta take you to Charlotte then bring you back that shit aggravates the most connected fly nigga I had to go to Atlanta they didn't send me to New York I said if you would have took a right instead of a left we would have been there that's the most confusing shit I hate that shit because you fucking

and take off and get in the air. I'm in Florida. I got to go to Georgia, but you fly over Georgia. I hate that. Take me to Charlotte. You know, Charlotte got all the connected flight. If you see Charlotte, bitch, abort. A boy.

A boy? Get you another ticket. That shit says something else. I don't understand that, though. You fucking take off, right? You get in the air. Then this bitch make a left. Like, how the fuck you know to go that way? I'm like, how you know?

Because I'm sitting there like, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, no, nigga, we're supposed to be going to other guy. I told one flight a two. I said, bitch, they get me a parachute. When you go over Georgia, I had to jump. I won't I just jumped Hey

I'm like what the hell you came from I'm like shit I just got out of the plane that motherfucker still going they'd be going to Charlotte right now

fuck that bullshit I don't land and I thought he's so well I love I love going to the airport though I like the people

watch man yeah that shit be funny yeah you know what I hate I hate seeing fast walking people yeah they act

like me in the hair and shit I'm like what the hell he going I seen one I see one nigga drop his bag in catwalk

I went right with I like the ladies at the airport I said hey bro You left your shit back there. The women at the airport be trying to wear as little clothes as possible. Oh, yeah, most different. Hell, yeah. Nipples everywhere.

You know what I hate. I hate when you see your motherfucker from far away, she give you that eye contact. Like, you know who you were, then you say something. Did she ignore you? Like, bitch, you should never looked at me. You should have never looked at me. Stupid-ass. Why are you always-?

I don't know why when they don't get that attention, that just, it's just a nigga in him. We say we don't do that, but we do it on the inside. Hell, yeah. It hurt. You dumb-ass hole. It hurt. You a stupid bitch. Soon as she'd be like, no.

think he was like you ugly ass I was trying to help you out you was you better be glad I would have fucked your life up anyway hell yeah would have made you suck my dick in I didn't even know your name right don't even worry about it like if a chick did me and I notice she got them little black heads on her nose

I don't even get a fuck no one if a chick did she sweat and she's sweating on her nose that you mean anytime a chick this me and she got armpits sweat I don't even get a fucking you ever seen her armpit look like a coochin hmm yeah I used to look for armpits Just to determine how they coot you look. You know who can't curve me, though?

Who? Them chicks with that little acne right here on the cleaver. You can't, you better like me. That's nasty. Hell yeah. That shit looked like a little cherry. You know who else can't curve me? Who?

Them girls with them little medium asses. Hey, you try to curve me with a medium man. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know the chick that can't curve me? With that little boy booty ass. Fuck you. Oh, how you know what a little boy booty is like? I'm just saying, this shit just got. Yeah, you gotta take that one back, bro.

But that's what I would have said to her. She said a little boy booty. All right, well, she had a little junior head. All right, that's the same thing. A little, small, a little bit of ass. She was flat. Okay. Fuck it, flat.

You said a little boy booty. I'm just saying. You don't know what you're only. You don't know what a boy booty looked like, Carla. I don't. I was a little boy one time. How about that? I had a little ass when I was a little boy.

All right, cool. Fucking weirdo. That's on it up, but you're not supposed to know. All right, well, fuck it then. Who else? You got to clear that one up. All right, just for the record. When I was a little boy, I had a little ass.

So if I see a woman with a little ass, that's what I say. Okay. Okay. Does that make it any better? That's better. All right, cool. You got to use past life experiences to justify the shit that you said. You ever seen a bitch who had an ass standing still when she started walking?

When she started walking, that motherfuck went away? I don't know. Like, what the fuck? Like, when you stand still, that motherfucker curve. When you walk, that bitch is gone. Who else can't curve you? None of these bitches. Uh-uh.

I don't play that shit. If you work at, like, churches. They just really can't curb me. And you're not the assistant manager? You can't curve me. Like, if you're the person they send to go get barred of the water, you can't curb me. You ever got curved by a little chick who work at McDonald's?

Like, bitch, you need me. Like, most definitely. Especially the one who wiping the tables off? Right, she's with the fat. Hey, how you doing? I'm fine. I know you didn't? You're like, you know what?

I'm going to mess this table up just because. I'm about to throw fries all over this shit. That big got ketchup. Excuse me. Type of three got ketchup over here. The 85 South Show. We are in here, man. My nigga D.C. Young Flat is back, man.

We're just kicking shit, catching up. We are here, man. We ain't, what the fuck are we, man? I hate watching people who got car seats, but you don't ever see the baby? Why, you got car seats? You ever seen the car seat, but the pad ain't in the car seat? I have. Like, if you sit your baby in that hard-ass seat,

you is something wrong with you. Like, you see the car seat, but don't have they got the pad? I'm tired of this shit, man. Like, that shit is crazy, man. Have you ever seen somebody baby in the seat but they ain't buckled the car seat up? So when they made a quick left

The motherfucking baby went on Ah! Shout out to all the mamas With no car seat They had to hold the baby while they're driving. Yes, that shit be funny as hell, man I don't drive with it one girl, man I made a quick letter the baby got down

ran out, looked over in this back seat That shit was so funny, bro. I don't have so hard. That baby looked at a bad head I looked at my head. I looked at it. I bade another left on his head. Fuck you talking about.

Man, you ain't shit. I ain't, man. Did you see how Beyonce got the chicks going crazy? She dropped the new lemonade shit. Well, I heard. Somebody played it because I ain't heard this shit. It ain't a song. It's a movie.

It's a movie with some songs in it. We can't play the whole goddamn movie. So it's like a music. Don't let your girl watch that shit, man. I don't feel a fuck. Anytime she gets my ideas, I'd be like, look, you ain't them and they ain't you.

Does that work? Yeah, yeah, it should work. Damn. You better tell them. See, now the whole shit is, though. You know how Beyonce be making all these hurt-ass loves stuff. But every time she do the shit now, everybody thinks she's talking about Jay-Z.

So now everybody think Jay-Z then cheated on Beyonce with this lady. I don't believe this. It's like who can he cheat on her? Who the fuck you cheat on Beyonce with? That's the number one chick in the world. You got to go. fuck a dead

rich what the fuck no you don't like you got to go fuck somebody that's dead not dead but it got to be like that was the only person she don't Beyonce like who you who you dug out the grave and fuck bro why she got to get off this necrophilia shit because like ain't nobody

living that can out beat Beyonce you got to go no no the fuck you don't what's wrong with Jay Z he went to dug up Mary McClaver oh my God get the fuck out of him man I don't believe Jay Z cheating on Beyonce or you

that's everything else is you shouldn't be cheating at the age of 50 anyway why not? What age should your nigga stop cheating? 49 29 why 49 shit they're like that's like the end where you're like I'm half

halfway a hundred so you know what I'm saying I'm gonna stop I think a nigga when you go halfway a hundred digger that's because that's that's leeway I'm like why you don't cheat on your girl because I'm I'm halfway to being a hundred Like Hey bro

I ain't getting in another relationship Until I find a chick Who fall asleep Right after we get through fucking Like I'm tired of these Young-ass energetic chicks Who want to check their Instagram When we get through fucking

I want a grown-ass woman Who want to fuck Go straight to sleep I want a grown woman Who playing her tongue Smell her fingers like I do No I don't know about that one I don't know about that one

That's sexy That's sexy as you I'm like what your beat toast Bro if I find a chick Who could just make me a sandwich when she make her one that's who I'm fucking with I want a bitch

who I can send to check the oil she don't even know what she's doing she just acting like it babe you need some antipree

thank you thank you damn I really just want I just want to roll up a blunt and look out for the police while I'm driving

that's right that's it I want a bitch I can send in the store and pull off and come back like an hour later she ain't tripping

she's still in there I was in there in line and I got you some moat stuff where you go. Exactly. I love your dumb ass. Hell yeah. I just want to find a chick who will fix me a plate and put me a big piece of chicken on it. Put the breasts because you know what like to wipe me. I want a girl who I could just make watch my nieces and nephews.

And she don't even care because she loves it. She's going to be out there playing and they just be poking out of and picking out of and shit. I'm like, damn, they really, they really be in her ass on the low. on the low She don't need you do Have you ever seen your niece Hit her hand real hard on the back You're like ah

Let me see what she do after that She got up Hey bro Have you ever noticed That women who got real good pussy Always need some gas In their car I'm about to come

But I got to start Get some gas Yeah Because they don't ran And gave that pussy to somebody else Right Like bitch where you just go I hate

I hate when the Everybody A 20 minute drive ain't that far y'all Let me ask you this What do you think The best live women tell. Like what's a lie that women tell that you don't mind hearing? I don't

fuck with nobody else. I love it. That's the best one. I'm like, bitch, I like the way you lie. I love them type of lie. Because I don't fuck with nobody else either. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. You for real, girl, I'm dad's here. You want to see my phone. Ah, he's dead. It's dead like a mom. I love you. I love his back. Look at it. That's

crazy, man. Shout out to the women who will not see their kid, but come see you first. You're stupid. Why did you shout them out? Because they're the ones you could mistreat badly. Like, you just mistreat them. Shout out to all. We love giving shot.

We shout out everybody on this show. Shout out to all the beautiful women with low self-esteem so you keep fucking with niggas who ain't shit. Thank you. Shout out to the beautiful women with low-septem so you're going to the doctors and fucking your face up even more. So now you're lord and low. You got graveyard self-esteem. Cut it out. Stop cutting up your body.

What type of psycho would cut open a poor defenseless titty? That shit makes me upset. It has no use. Stop doing that. And now your titties got, looking like it got a brain because it got them green veins coming. Like, damn, bitch, your tithers are thinking. Tiddy looks like it got a brain.

Her tithes thanking for her. Hey, shut out to all the women who got fake titties and they still sang. That defeated the whole purpose of going to get them. That shit just retarded. Shout out to the women who lean forward because they're ass too fat. You ever seen the one that got them fat? They got to lean forward. They got that little stupid-ass-a-wold.

They look like an obtuse angle. That obtuse's booty. Obtuce's, you ain't think I knew that, bitch. Old stupid-ass obtuse-boot-oose-angle. Hell yeah, man. Titty look like it got a brain. You said, you're right now down. The titty looked like it got a brain because it got the green vein in it.

That's a dope rhyme. For real. It's shit hard. Have you ever sought the brain, titty? bro you're up sucking on a little titty and got boy like ah this is gay this is weird real top little libisco tit like you tried to smush it up tried to smush it up tried to smush it try to make it big got to make it bigger yeah work and she's just like ah yeah get it babe like bitch I'm trying to put this shit together what you got playing for the summer man man man man

you know sending the family away man you know you're sending them away so I can have It's a me time. Some me time. Yeah, man. Ain't nothing like walking around the house and trying to pick out a new room to jack off in. Just like, ah, I ain't in the living room yet. See what I can think of in here. Why you're stupid?

You ever thought about so much shit? You're like, damn, I don't thought about every bitch. I need to think of some old shit. That's when you started watching weird-ass porn. I knew I needed to get, I needed to find me somebody to fuck with on a consistent basis when I was up at about 3.30 in the morning watching pregnant, Ebony Gang Bang porn. Yeah, and then I was smoking weed at the same time

And then I was like, what them kids gonna be like? What the fuck, man? My life was at a real low point. I stopped watching porn when... What kind of porn you'd be watching, man? I stopped watching porn when it was a nigga fucking and playing a video game at the same time. I was watching some amateur porn.

Them motherfuckers was watching your shit on YouTube. They fucking like hell, all like here in the back is bring that ass I swear. No. That's on X videos. I'm gonna find them. They'll see you. Shut up the X videos, man.

Yeah, I'm gonna find that one. That's all I really watch is amateur porn. They always be watching like some Cat Williams or a family guy or a Kevin Hart in the background. And they always need a battery in the smoke. I start watching porn. I thought watching porn when this dude and this girl was fucking by the pool and somehow the bitch slipped in the pool but she couldn't swim. And the nigger couldn't swim and the cameraman had to put the camera down. And I was like, this shit, this shit doesn't get out of hand.

The internet is a crazy place. All you hear, all you hear is. Oh, shit. Get out of the pool. Get out of the pool. Shit, wow, man. He gave him a CPR and said, I'm like, man, what the fuck? And I just, why, a witness is a murder?

You good? Yeah, but I ain't cool. No, you're here. As well. This shit is coming through an end. That's crazy. Hey, I was pouring and got us through some hard time. I caught that all right away.

Yeah, you got to be smart to listen to the 85 South show. The 85 South Show, this show really for niggas who went to college and just started their own business and dropped out. That's really who I caught audience here. Real talk. You know what I'm saying? Much love to everybody who has been saying. supporting us since the beginning.

I get a lot of feedback and comments, man. People love listening to this ignorant-ass show. This is one of the most ignorant shows out. I had a white person said, Oh, my goodness, you guys done put me up on so much game. I love it. Yeah, the four did the old white dude. What game are we putting you up on?

Dude, I understand what you guys are going through over there. You don't put me up on so much game. Like, these holes ain't shit. I'm going to stop. That's been the number one rule since you got out of the point. I'm going to put all the opposite messages out. Holes are loyal. Yes.

They are. Get married. Settle down. Have kids. Black men don't cheat. We're the most faithful race of men out here. For all the ladies, we're tired of being cheated on. You need to find you a black man.

That's what it is. You need to find you a dope dealer because he's loyal. Hose is not supposed to be loyal, though, because that would defeat the purpose of being home. I'm going to tell you, they were never loyal. If you go back to Adam and Eve. It's not that hoes not loyal. It's not that hoes not loyal. It's just that niggins is too selfish.

Nigger's selfish, bro. All you need is an apple. What's the hoe? Eve. I can't prove that. If you take it back to Edom and E? I can't prove it. I don't need to take it back that far.

If you, I'll tell you, I'll use the apple one time and got so much shit out this bitch. What are you talking about? I hadn't got an apple juice. I made a drink of apple juice. Straight from the apple. I'm like, man. So tell me about, what's up with you on your name? He ain't shit.

Every time she's silk. He ate shit This nigga That's how you got him I ready suck your dick I was like shit Take that last wall a bit She was on Molly or so

That wasn't no apple juice She was It booted her ass up Booted her ass up A red bull to do it too You're a fool my nigga Man I'm saying I don't learn a lot of shit

Being in the hood Like what Like don't eat no bitch As from the hood Why not And get on her bad side Oh she's about to tell everybody Oh all it takes is one

the big ass dice game and you like fuck out my face bitch oh you weren't saying that but you were eating my ass oh shit niggins nigga eat now oh niggin I crapped out in there that guy damn you can have the money get my blimp back

oh no you can have that blunt back oh no no bro that why that was no wonder niggins that ain't got nothing to say no wonder no wonder okay no wonder it makes it sit now damn that why he'd be all in her face all the time. Okay. That's why okay.

No wonder. That why you like the ass shots or but, no wonder. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, niggas got that look like. That's how they're going to look at a nigger, man. Can't trust a nigga like that no more. Shaw, they ain't, you, all right, shout. Hey, bro, you ever met your homeboy girl? Now, he tried to get out.

You ever met your homeboy girl and she was ugly and you didn't even want to be the nigga friend no more? Bro, I told my partner this He was trying to brag on your bitch Like we out here picking out hole for him I'm like hey shot a bad right there Man might be bad I'm like alright

And then the cray pop when I seen I was like damn I thought I don't fuck this hole before Real shot That was my thought I'm like dude I fuck up a fool Then before he was like Yeah this my girl right here

In my head I was like This bitch Her? This the one you been talking about Nica this ain't I just shit my hair I looked at him I was like boy you got her too high on the pedestal

this bitch need a cage oh bro bro bro my home boy ain't the one when he was outside he was like I'm just waiting on my girl to pick me up man waiting on my girl she pulled up in a little red neon that bitch was so big you can see her in every window nigga

you can see the bitch of every window in the car You plot the trunk. You can see her back. You can see her back. I was like, nigger, you got a lot of girl. A lot of woman. That's a lot of woman.

Ain't nothing wrong with this big chick. I know some of the big. I like a lot of women. Like, I'm talking about like big, big ass girl. No, I'm talking about a lot of women. We don't call them big. We just call them a lot of woman. I love a lot of women.

I ain't never seen you with no fat business, but. You ain't. You be sneaking. I'm a sneak deeking with a lot of women. Sneak you deeke? You can't move quick with a lot of woman. I don't know about that. A lot of women got to be placed.

Oh, they don't like, yeah, they do be in the clubs sitting down. They got to be placed. You don't really see a lot of women moving around. Like, they placed. Shout out to all the big girls who've been big their whole life. You ain't never ran. You ain't never did. None athletic.

It's like a cave. A lot of women are like caves. You find them and you see a hole. You're like, oh shit. Let's see what this shit looking like. It's a lot of women. Going on, you be like, uh-oh. It's a lot of woman here.

You was a crazy motherfucker, man. How the show went to other. Like, wasn't you hosting a comedy show? Yeah, it went crazy, man. I got some shit up my sleeve, man. I like hosting, man, because that's where you can really find some material that's just hosting, playing around, you feel what I'm saying?

I host a lot of shit. You do a lot of sets, just keep doing your set, set, set. You really just... No, you got to get out there and fuck around in order to see what's going on. So I like hosting, man, so... I got some shit up my sleeve, and I'm adding to my set and shit, you know?

Just trying to get it together, man. We out here again, man. We out here again, man. ass out show man i appreciate everybody listening to download soundcloud man i'll be trying to tell motherfuckers how to download the show look if you got the iPhone go to the fucking podcast

app you might as well because you can't delete the shit you can't go to the podcast app and type in 85 all you got to do is typing 85 we got a lot of we got a lot of motherfuckers doing this podcast shit since we've been doing it they shit ain't shit though they don't be talking about shit motherfucker told me she she was like yeah you know i got a podcast and i was like it's like selling it's like selling

and crack and a motherfucker trying to put a deal on you and make you say a crack for them and you are in the man I'm like hey little mama I don't need your crack

bitch we got our own crack we got our own crack bitch hey when you're gonna do our podcast I'm not I can spend that time doing my own shit

I'm telling we got it excuse me but ours is fire then they show up and they be like let's do the podcast

all right what we're doing it at on my iPhone no bitch where you studio at motherfucker had a closet with a with a sock over the mic.

No. I said, if you don't get this Mankind Mike out my goddamn face, man? Man can. Remember that name

for wrestling? You want to talk the socko? I'm telling me, get the fuck out of my face, man. What thing won the thing to it, man?

God damn, man. Oh, n niggins a hat at it. You're about to pop out this motherfucker any one of these places. That shit well, man.

DZ Youngblood D.C. Youngblood. DZ. Yeah. Oh, before we get out. Sing some stupid shit before we leave.

Hey, man. People love when you sing this is how you know church is apt as soon as you go in as soon as it is long as I got king deep long as I got him no need nobody yet

I mean I don't lie don't cheat talking about I'm mistreaty keeping it there yeah oh shit somebody about to fall out in a minute

then the pastor come out and say we're going to have us some church in here this evening matter of fact since the spirits are high we're going to take a whole friend while we're a I was God.

He'd be like, you know what, Pastor, you ain't shit, my nigga. He ain't, though. That's why I came late because I want to skip all this shit, man. I go to church just for the, listen, I'm in church so much. I know exactly what the time sermon starts. If you go there at 10.30, you're going to have to pay three offerings. You're going to have to listen to the praise dancers. You got the step team.

They got a librarian that's when to come out and read a book. Then the secretary going to tell you how much they raise their Sunday school this morning. And then they're going to talk about a trip. You ain't going to never go on. ever you know what I'm saying the church is trying to go to uh bankhead we're trying to take a trip to bank head that's a 10 minute drive we need about three thousand dollars you be like bitch we can walk the bankhead you know what gait said about churches what are you think gay said church is cool long as they're selling chicken out of the window

let me tell you um you ain't never seen that many crack kids come to church until they serve in food bro they be there at the end y'all y'all still serving I'm like, get your stanking ass up out of here, man bro, you know what's crazy though when you got crack ears at your church and y'all eat, you know, you have to eat in the fellowship, you want to know who made everything, who made that?

Who did that right there? That can't... Mr. Johnson, I don't even care about Sir Johnson, this piece of carpal is good. You ever had your... You know, my auntie was the one who was serving the food and she always gave me that nod.

Don't eat that. Don't eat that one, nephew. That ain't it right now. Shout out to all the old. Shout out to all the old women who got men named, like Jesse. I don't want none of them. I'm just saying shout out to them.

Them women with them old. That's what they got their peach fudge right out. Got their little fuzz right there. They got their little mustache. Shout out to all them great unties who got them little goatees and shit and know all the Bible verses. See like four chin hands.

You're like, ooh, that bitch can suck a dick. Hell yeah. Ooh, look at that chin house. Shout out to all them old church ladies with big titties that can play the piano real good. Ooh, shout out to them old ladies that come in with the big hats and church. and do the fake fallouts every Sunday

and you know can my mama be talking about y'all every Sunday you know what's funny though is all the little strippers in the holes and shit that be their grandmamas and auntie they'd be real good women it just be that one in the family that ain't shit shout out to the old lady that turned their life over but she still got that tattoo on her face yeah so she's just out to all the strippers

who wore some booty shorts to your family reunion who the fist neck booty shorts And all your uncles Uncomfortable She got a tiger On her ankle Yeah, yeah It's wrapped around

It looks like the tiger Give you the ankle a hug This is my last shout out D.C. Shout out to all the women Who got pierced nipples And don't never wear no bra You want everybody's seat

On pierce nipples And they're like down there by your waist Yeah Well you think they got waist Waste Wraudet They'd be waist nipples Right there together

Right above the waist Trennels That's what it is man This is the 85 South show I'm your man Carlos Mills I am your boy, D.C., young fly. And you make sure you stay tuned.

If we find that dream, be listening to the show, we're going to find out of the fuck you at and come to your house and beat the shit out of you. And make some noodles, bitch. You know it. Presented by coming in high. Fuck you, man.

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