The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - Quit Touching Sht! W Karlous Miller DCYoungFly Clayton English | Ep. 166

Episode Date: January 19, 2019

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He let it be known he was on cocaine Woo! Then you hear the same, how you feel him? Woo! It wasn't even It wasn't even You know who my It wasn't even tired of all that, Rick.

I mean, the wrestler who I thought was from cocaine was Diamond Dallas Pade. Yeah. I'm a fucking showed up. And he had a white man Jerry Curr. My brother showed up, bad built with a back brace on, titty, leather pants, and some cowboy boots. That nigga was wrestling with cocaine in his pocket. He had the dangling white boy earring, dirty fingernails. Watch out, man.

Hey. Hey, bro, you think people at Matt Dawn will be getting tired to talk through this shit? Yeah. You say you want what? What? What? You're like, excuse me. Damn.

I wonder why they sound like that, then when you see them, that should be all the way in their mouth. They're like, you say you're what? Oh, damn. Take your teeth off of it. Did you get that mad double? Huh? Hear ye, hear you, we are going to issue the challenge

that niggas flipping The fat nigger backflipping contest, the 85 South Show has put together a nice bounce. It has been proclaimed that the fattest flipper on this day... Shall win a hundred dollars. One hundred gold shillings will be issued to the winner. Goes to the best flip. Quiet on the motherfucking set! Hey, roll up, the show about to come on.

Doo, do, do, do. I said, do, do do, do. Roll up, roll up, roll up, roll up, because the show's about to come home. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Find something to roll up. You, oh, MacBucker. No, for real, though, it is about that time, man.

Come on, finish closing those bucks. It's almost time for... Hurry up, pot that popcorn, stupid, that little boy. Do that? Do-d-d-do-do-d-d-do-d-doo. Hey. Do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do. D-d-d-d-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-dh. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do. You like, do to the middle school. I diddy-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d... D... D-dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d---d-... he like. Alright, one more time. Do-D-D-D-D.

You see? I didn't know you can't say that. You're over there. That didn't try to tell you. That didn't care right in my face. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. This is not playing Montel George. It just had with the end.

Whatever the song is, the thing is just started playing Montez-Roy. That's how to come on. Every intro. It ain't no matter what a one. I just start playing Montel. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Hey, man. That shit is hilarious.

I got right there, yeah. You need to find my thing. Make Ben a real nigger. Yeah, I like the song. Amazing again. How y'all doing? Welcome back to another magnificent episode of the 8 Back Show.

I am my name Carlos Miller. Huh? Yeah. There. No bitches in here, y'all. Don't want y'all. Ain't new, bitch. Oh, man.

It's you boy D.C. Youngfield. You know what a fuck going on. Didi-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. Do-D-D-D-Doo-D-Doo, do-Doo, do-do, do. Mm. Clay. New Year's still on a fort. Sabado Domingo.

Tell them again. Hey. Got the bitch. One leg up. At a time. Like a Lamingo. Don't this. If you don't mind.

If you don't mind. Yeah, clear that out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say they will come. They will come. They'll come. You order it already? I do you want to?

You want to? Man, you need some barbecue wings. Boom. Blah, down, down. I'll take a 10 piece if they, and some fries, my niggas. And surprise, my niggas. They got a little, though. They got some squirrel last one.

You order a 12, they get you 30 wins. I like how they, ah, man. That's going to hook me up to a goddamn. No, niggas, put you on a leash. That shit, that shit, that's dropping the ur off the boat. An anchor. Anker. Put an ankle on my ass.

God, darn. Oh, gee. I think I got a little-haired microphone. This is for you, yeah. You should have came on the clip. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-hoo. What a-n-n-fug-a-law on that little-at microphone? Listen, here, ladies, this is what I want to tell you.

I love you. You. You. You-hoo-hoo. Why are you all in a deal with a little-haired microphone? Where this shit hooked up me? I feel like I'm probably have some little lips

You got You got Dude What the fuck wrong with you, man Make a little microphone Hey, they motherfucker You probably Pick up on ant conversations

What you say? What you say there, guy? I'm here Interviewing these ants and roaches Hold up, what do you say? You're tired of been down. there huh you want to you want to be human

man I'm happy I got to be because this shit is fucking hey this what happened we got blood rolled up and you was already smoking and you find out you got a little microphone with your neck Hey man, we're starting this year off with the fuck shit. Hit it again, this thing. Dib-de-de-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-h. Dib-d-d-d-d-d-d-h. Hey, d'nib-d-d-d-d-h.

You put the auto-tuning this motherfucker. I'm going to put this in. They're going to be like, what happened? I'm going to put this in my mouth. I had that. That's what the dick used to do. The digg was a dude for Roger and Zare. Remember he used to put that shit in his mouth.

Yeah. Yeah. It used to be like that back in the day. For the talk box. Oh, no. I'll find to come in, you to take, you put the, um, black, but it's, oh, oh, oh. Check, check.

Hey, man. I want to meet Jamaica so bad, bro. Check, check. Check, West. I love that culture, bro. Like, I'm black, but it's cool. It's like a particular black that I want to be. Yeah, I want to know exactly what can.

I want to be Jamaica so bad, bro. bad, bro. Those niggins be lit, like, that swag. Why, yeah. You want to go a bitch around the club. Y'all want to do a bitch. Boom! Stonecoast, Steve Austin.

Boom! Oh, I thought you. I like how to make it just say a bunch of bullshit and expect everybody else to know what the fuck they're talking about. What they're saying? It's a bunch of bullshit. They didn't be talking of it. Ragamuffin, Red Bull Supreme, more fire.

More fire, gasoline 87. What do you say? But he'll pull your bin, though. A whole who don't know what he said? This man, he ain't saying, nah. Man. Y'all gonna hang up all this. Hey, Kay, you're gonna put that in here, so.

Y'all mine. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm all. Happy New Year, 2019. You made it. We end this, bitch. That's all the motherfuckers. They're doing all the same old shit.

Me? Me? Me, shit. What I'm gonna change for? I'm good. If I didn't change for the last four years, I need to take a year off with these resolutions. I'm not making no resolution.

You can change what, change is wrong. That fuck that, man. I'm tired of change. I like me, goddamn. I had finally reached my peak. I ain't changing the motherfucking thing. I did everything right. I ain't had no holes to cut off.

I never fucked with a bunch of niggas in the first place, so shit. The people who around me around for a goddamn reason, I salute to all you motherfuckers. All of y'all of you, every last one of you, motherfuckers. Okay. You didn't get nothing wrong. Mm-mm.

Did you make any resolution? Yeah. You say, shit you said. You keep stupid-a-knit-knit up around me. Man, keep stupid. Other than that. Hey. Doo-Doo-Doo.

You jamming. I came in New Year like here. Doo-Doo-Doo. Nobody gave a damn. I was on stage like a motherfucker. Come on, man. Shout to Chicago. We came in.

We came in. Yeah. turned up. Clay, where the hell you were? Man, I was finishing up in Virginia Beach. See? Oh, side of the BB, boy. I love Virginia. That shit, fun.

Virginia Be so love. Oh, Virginia Beat. They're coming. I'm talking about every shape, size. It'd be like this in your audience. You're like, I faked all y'all. You always a midget at my show. Front row?

I didn't see it to the end. This would be a great deal. And she disappeared before I could see it again. That she was like a little. I should have played a lot of it. It would be a great time to show the fans some love for all of it. It came to a lot of shows last year,

showed us love was off the various. What was your favorite show? What was your favorite city? My favorite city? I can't say I had a favorite city. Because all on was crazy. All of them was crazy. It seemed like they were all trying to outdo each other.

Yeah, and they knew it too. They were like, I remember when you was up there in Memphis. Fuck that. You at Burbank now. Right. I'm like, God, damn. Everything somebody did got one up. Like one lady pulled one.

It out. Then one girl pulled both of them in her silks out. And then it was just like a contest. It's just, shit just snowballed effect. Keep that up. What they used, licking them like that? I'm gonna get them. I don't know.

I think lashing was just so lit, man. I wonder, can they top this shit? I don't know. Bro, we had it. It was so much energy. Like, my nigga, like. We got us. How many white people snook and came to the show this year?

They act like they were at work. They ain't know they were fucking with us like. You're not at work. I'm talking about to sit on the eggs seats, too. They know. on the end. They ain't in the middle. They're sitting on the edge seat.

They got to go. Yeah, yeah. What's in? We, uh. You be asking you like we do girls. That's just so offensive. That's a little PCP. What you're gonna put in there?

There's a little PCP to start off the New Year. You feel your lip stangling? You can't put a perkinset? No, Nick. And that niggas, that little nigger off that bladder. You want a perkinset? No. You want perkinset?

I ain't an addict. I'm itchy. I don't need what? Who is that? Who was that? I don't know. One of you y'all niggins. That's what I've been caught with you.

A little P. A little perk, purr. That shit is smoking, right? That shit is smoking. All this grapple weed we got, man. You know how that shit in your throat. You didn't even hit on one time. He like that.

You made me cold. I don't call like that. I had a lot of things in the 2018 receiver. But that was just a dope bad shit, man. We did a lot of shit. We did. Chad made us a little list. The thing we did.

A bitch ass, Chaddy, Chad. Fam you? Oh, that was huge. Oh. That was 7,000. That was 7,000. Oh, Yeah,

fucking me. Did I want to marry you! He was on to hear you! He was from two and he, oh, see what here, oh, hey! How should get on your hair, hey, how should be on your pay?

Hey! FAMU what it do? I said you what it do. You don't want to do. FAMU, shot the FAMMU. I didn't even know that was capable, fam. Hey man, that HBCU the grew to fuck up. They ain't had none of that shit when I went there.

That's shit. That's the latest HBCU I ever visited to. Man, we used to go class outside. They got whole buildings now. For real? No, not worth that bad. Oh, I like that. The fam you.

Fam you probably, fam, you rockin, man. Oh, yeah. Fam, you rockin, man. If I could go back and go to school, I didn't ever get a big creating in family. I would too. These are just the fan favorite moment.

I did. It's highly plausible. They love the moment when we discovered the voice box. Hold us. Hey, that's the auto too. Hit that shit, D.C. Oh, wow. Okay.

Do it, D.C. Come on. Don't make a same nothing fine. Keep going, my nigger. Keep it doing, my nigger. Okay, okay, okay. Chicago, we're in here. It's an 85 South show.

Holder than a polar bear books in hell right now, yeah. Oh! Auto 2! Oh, uh, uh, thanks to my boy Hannibal, man. He gave it to us, man, added a part of the, uh, a part of the piece to the 85 stop show, man. It was, yeah. One's a man, I always want some shit like, oh, oh, see that bitch and the girl. Oh, that's real hard.

You know how many time watch that shit? Man, you know what I'm in the same? I watched it. You know how many time I was just sit at the career, they're like, oh, shit. Bitch, you look, look like, boy. Boy, I like it look like that toy, y'all. Oh shit, pit bull that a little ugly-eyed boy. Fuck around here to get your uncle-ass-ta-ta-toy.

Get your ugly boy. Picking-pity girl, pit-tee the girl with your ugly. Fucker right here and get your tuesday. Get your head with your thudestack. Fucker right here with your fistad. Oh, shit. If I had that shit in school, bro. Nigger, it'd be a rap.

You don't know. You don't know. Picking this shit. Pinch this shit. Why don't know. It's funny here. It's funny here. Listen, I'm trying to find a way to have a portable fan so I can walk around there.

You were going to do it to bootleg. I was going to do it to bootleg. You ain't forgot about the other drunk when you did a fan joining Dectonville, the first time we went. Oh, that was the first time I was trying to auto too. Yeah, the fans brought that clip. Salute to the 85 percent of man. They show us so much got that. That she was another fan favorite moment was our meeting with punk.

Go ahead. You sure? Go ahead. You sure you want to know? I want to know. I don't know. But hold on the same, because I studied you on film. And I know sometimes you know you're on the phone.

Oh, because I'd be working at having a bit. I'd be working at working. Yeah. I'd be on the show working. Yeah. Got to make sure this shit. I always wanted. I was like, what is he texting?

Hey, boy, I'll be texting. My agent. And like, I'm like, right now. My text you said, right. more tough you know uh-oh that was a big moment and i wonder i know you guys probably wonder like what happened why you guys here with a white background hey we're friends he loves him the show we got to do do do do do do do that maybe we got to continue to work and build our audience tell them subscribe no you know what it is man no we got to tell them

subscribe we need a couple more subscribers you know what it is you know what it is you know what it is What is it? When you get, when you have me with business people like that, first of all, what I took from it was the OG fit down and watch this shit. Right. This thing is a billion now. Billion.

He's in the four. He's gonna sample your shit. He is. Do do, do, do. Go ahead. Preced it because I need it. Go ahead, pump. Take it.

Do do, do. Put it on the set so we can get this clean. I got to do the safe first. Do do do do do do. Surrah. Drink it a lot. Come on, man. No, but I took it from a man, that was a business meeting for.

It's like, you got a billion on the floor. Okay. I just played tennis with you. It's a big, he'll billion now for this to sit down with the 85 South Show, man. To let us know that he watch our shit trying to help brand us and, you know, get this shit better, man. So I appreciate the pup. That was a great meeting, God damn it. The whole bad boy family, everybody over there.

Most definitely, that's family over there. That's family over there. anything to do with that. Another fan favorite moment was the Breakfast Club interview. I've known Shalemay for a long time, man. Shalemay has elevated himself to a level that most people probably didn't see when you

get a clear coat on your skin. This one I knew Shalamane had the like you got a clit coat on his skin. I don't know what he is. Charlemagne got a whole birthmark took off. Exactly. Charlemagne had a birthmark the shape of Africa, and now you got

even skin. Exactly. Clear coat. Come on, man. Charlemagne go to sleep with one of them Jones in The Matrix before you get out of the Maitis. I feel like they were holding Charlamaine back. They was like he good, but he's too dark skin.

Can we brighten him up a little bit? Now he's talking to Kanye West and writing books. Man, he got his skin fixed. The books start coming out. That's what happened. Marriage got stronger. Everything. That's a little too much.

That's, uh, Charlotte McGay. That's what you gonna do I'm like? No, that you ain't Charlotte your money. You ain't shoot a Webby clip when he was trying to read. Ah, Charlotte McGay. My Girl, DJ, Envi, and Angela Greedy. Man, that shit was so funny. Where that clip?

Bro. It's on that, bro. Webber were trying to do the drop. That thing couldn't read it. Charlotte McGay. My girl, DJ Enver. Angela Yee. That nigga just kept fucking on everybody.

Then he said, well, y'all got some hell of a name. He did. He did that shit on purpose. No, he did. He was trapped. Charlotte McGay. He said, who that is? Oh, okay.

Hey. He came on, say, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know my boy probably, I know you. I know my nigga read, man. Shout out the way of it. Well, every one of the funniest rapper. Man, whatever one of the really nigga I know, man. He'll let a nigga know.

Hey, man, interview over, man. Hey, man, didn't I tell your fucking. Don't ask me by that shit, man. Hey, boy, he won't bullshit. Hey, boy, he wasn't bull to shit. Man, he was not playing with him, man. Put that dick to ask you to yo. Another moment.

they said was going back to Steve Hargman. Hey y'all, let's promise. We've got three special guests in the house. Now, let me set this up right. These are the three new young lines on the block. These are the three young lines on the block. I can really say that. You know, I study this business carefully.

I've watched it for a long time. These three dudes right here are the three young lions patrolling the block as we speak. These are the next great ones. If they stay together, this is king level stuff. I'm talking here. Shout out to Steve Harvey, man. Steve, what people don't know is,

Steve fucking, that's the wrong one, you know. Y'all don't know if Steve Carbby was up before I pulled up. What do you say? He said, hey, said, hey, that nigga, Chad. He owed me three, though. He didn't let him that shit go. He didn't forget everything with him three. Hey, he got to get Steve to three, man.

No, man, that was the one, like a bit turn to point. Hey, that right, Chad. Got your party cross chat Get your point across chat Get your pointer cross chat That's it y'all Zoom in on that nigga's ass Look at that nigga face

Yeah Another fan favorite moment You went out, nigga The House of Blues in New Orleans Man shout out Oh Mama Where your mama

Bring her to the front We gonna let your mama hit the Show Blank If you love your mama I'ma be your stamp dad If you love your mama Mama. Mama be your stepdad.

If you love your mom Hey, Mama be your stamp dad. When you love your mama, bring your mama down here. If you love your mama, if you love your mama, come on mama,

come on hit the blood mama, hit the blood mama. We got your mama hit blunts. We got your mama hit blunts. We got your mama hit blunts. We got your mama hit blunts. We got your mama hit flunts. We got your mama hit fluts.

We got your mama hit blunts. We got your mama hit blunts. We got your mama hit blunts. Yeah, yeah. We got your mama hit blunts. It's the Hated Five South Show. We got your... I like big, big tities.

Yeah. Come on here one time. Big, big titty. Oh, yeah. Big, big tities. Oh, yeah. Big, big titty. He got that elevator.

He got that elevator music over there, man. Hold up. Hit the music right quick. I went off and down. Pause the music. Pause the music. Hit me in the face with a titty, why don't you? Hit me in the face with a titty, why don't you?

Hit me in the face with a titty, why don't you? All right, that's enough. Oh, why you hit my favorite pause? You gotta hit your... I don't know, I need to hear that. What's what? Big, big titty. Oh, yeah.

Big, big titty. Oh, yeah. Big, big titty. Oh, yeah. Big, big titty. This hurt. This hurt right here. Stop.

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If you say it, the hook three times, somebody with Big Titters and call you. They call us. I ain't even going to say that either. Another dope-ass moment that starred on. Oh! Mm-hmm. Hey, man. Hey, I don't know.

We really could go through all this shit, bro. D. Ray showed up in Memphis. Yeah. Titt is in the building in South Carolina. Yeah. You hosted a show by yourself without me, brother. Man, how did y'all feel about that, OG? That's your whole.

Yeah, you know. I'm telling you. I watch every goddamn thing y'all. I just said that why they had this, I watched everything. Do not let me babysit your kid. Real talk. Yeah, that's just how I am.

How I let them two just do the fuck they want to do, man. That's how I babysit your kids. If I put Siri in front of your kids act like they go eat it, I turn my bag and they throw that shit on the floor. Well, damn! I'm a great babysitter, you know what? They threw it on the floor!

Because I have iPad charges at my house and the Wi-Fi is strong. So kids fucking love it over there. I got a closet for a snack. All the type of shit, man. Roan people enjoy this shit. I ain't gonna let me get on. You still smoking?

We got blood. Yeah, I'm still smoking. There you go. I don't let me get on. What's called? Mm-hmm. I like that shit that's gonna come on at the end, the Red Dead Red Dead Redemption.

This thing that made a country, so. Come on, man. That was that shit, D.C. we just seen. Man, we ain't this bitch trying to order food, man. This is another episode of the 85 shots. So that lady passed out, and we're trying to keep you up the breast of what's going on in the world. What's going on in the world?

Snatched up a McDonald's worker. She beat the goddamn hell out of. And beat the dog's duty out there, nigger and what I'm mad about this. He went from holding on out of anger to hold it on. For life. Boy, I didn't want to hold on. Get this bitch, man. Now what I am.

And we did snatch it like he kidnapped bitch. Right. You see that hook? He said, I said, oh, this thing to snatch some children off the street. There's some kids in his basement, man. I'm mad that didn't nobody jump in the fighting helper, though. And the manager still took this nigga order.

What the fuck? I had to look at them McDonald's employees, and I had to say, did they see the whole situation? She got fired for that. Because I just seen McDonald's come together and whoop somebody's head. Maybe not McDonald's, but I just seen fan food. She got fired for that. Hey, man, if anybody know who she is,

send me an info. I'm going to send her a McDonald's check. No, that's on me. Whatever it was, she would. Yeah, whatever her check would have been, but it next two would. And not double it. I bet. Tell her, we got a really fine and make sure it's her, though.

Yeah. If anybody know who she is. Tell her, I want a promoter in an MMA fight. We got you two McDonald's check. She said you want a barbecue chicken on her? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to have you some McDonald's check, man. I'll let her.

You got hands, too. You got hands. You got good hands. You got to work on your weave. You got work on flipping that. You should have slipped that when he tried to grab you. You should have dipped back. Right.

Come from underneath. But you did separate yourself and create some space. Oh, you're at rule. And you were consistent. Consistent. Your hits were landing flush. I don't know if you could really say they were plunges because they were kind of like girl punches,

but they was coming like. Just, hey, man. She, she, She threw up what she had. What do you think the conversation was? the conversation was that led to that. It wasn't. He said he said it was a straw.

You don't snatch somebody in a little. You know what it was, Clayton? That was the last straw. Literally. She told that nigga, we're out of straw? Fuck you mean, this is McDonald's, I know you got straw. Bitch! Bitch, how the fuck I'm gonna drink a milkshake with no straw?

You! He grabbed the ass. The one of these grabbed the ass. Bip, boot, boo. The nigga, I started sweating up. It was three niggas. Four of them. This is what I've been saying this whole time.

Quit touching shit. Leave shit alone. Yes. Keep your hands to your goddamn self. Oh, you're gonna get your ass whoop up. Don't get fucked up. Don't touch the McDonald's uniform, man. If you don't fuck with it.

Leave it to fuck alone. You see this motorcycle back here? That bitch still gonna be back there when we leave. You know why? Because ain't nobody fucking with it. Well, why the fuck is it back there? I don't know. It's just breaks up the monoton.

Who, rolled in this bitch like Prince and parked this bitch behind us. God damn it, I got the tank. I feel hooked up. I feel like grease. They might still be here. I spoke too soon. This ain't the shit we was talking about when we said.

Quit touching shit. That bit don't crank. Man, see? Not a seat falling off. If you would have left that bitch alone. I would have known that. I appreciate you going on that brute with my point. That's an Indiana Jones motorcycle.

Don't panic people. Brent Marlowe, that motherfucker in here. Hey, in the Wranglers commercial. Don't you like the jeans? I had to get that thing. Three million, but that's it every day. Hey, every time I wake up, it's rag. I go out with my friends to play in the mud.

Get the fuck out of the wrangler game. Hey, man, a lot of people in America right now are panicking. When I catch the football, I like to put my rag. That's a long day in the throw in the football. I wish I didn't have to wear football pants. Hey, bro, it don't matter. How much money do you pay that d'y game? You ain't fit to see here in the goddamn rugby jeez.

Just like Kea is the official car of the NBA. Oh, what NBA nigger can fit in the Kea? I want to know. Blake Griffith jumped over because he couldn't get in that beat. Nick, did you see that corruption with Shette was in the cup? And that nigga, feet was on the head there, like, I'll take this car right here. It's the best car that he called the general man.

It's wrong with the general. When the general started hanging out with Shaq, man. I couldn't see myself going no goddamn way with the general. Oh, man. They can't be taking it. Heavy, they be shooting hoops. The niggas was kicking it. Shack got like 22 commercials, man.

This nigga said, a back medicine. Hey, this nigga doing the Harlem shaking, Hey, man, what is you doing, Shaq? Shaq to figure out a way to get him a chick. Shut out to Shaq. The camera man pared their hair can they get far ahead and zoom in on the day. That nigga be like, you did you try an ice hard. This nigga looked like oozy bird?

They didn't shave all the hell of Shaq face and that Shack looking like Mr. Krabs when he lost the shit. Oh, my God. That's hilarious, man. Fuck it. It's too much face. It's been hilarious. Too much face, Shaq.

What else going? Oh, people, don't panic. Okay, I know a lot of people in America are panicking right now because the government is shut down. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, fuck it. Listen, how the fuck does it feel to know that we We working.

We working. Okay. And the government is shut the fuck down. We working in the government not. Can we pay ourselves? We self-sufficient. That's why you got to be self-sufficient. Because what if they cut your water off?

How long can you last with no water? How are you going to have ice? It ain't even by ice. I can you last without water. Bitch, you should have moved by length. You know that shit is connected. This nigga hit me. You always tan up some shit.

This nigger's looking like, come on, block to fly. Man, how come y'all shit ain't got damn? Where y'all shit hooked up to? I don't know. I got ADD, but I can't sit out. They're livid-ass shit. Keep tan up to these folks' shit. This table is little, though.

This is a little table. It's a little table, man. Up on these little-ass table with, with a tablecloth. Six knees, man. Speaking to six knees under the table. It's six knees. Rest in pieces, Mean Gene, Oakland.

We lost the WWF legend. Mean Gene, man. Meen, man. Yeah, you know. I'm scared to save rest and pieces of some white people, because I don't know what they did. What they all are? I don't know when the footage is going to come out.

Hey, man, if me and Gene, we ain't seen. I feel every white person got some secret footage of them doing some shit they ain't supposed to be doing. So before I show them love, I always wait on the footage to come out. So me and Gene. I don't give a fuck, man. I'm gonna shout you out, but we're gonna wait.

We're waiting on the footage. Rest in peace, but just no. We're waiting on the footage. No, you ain't gotta do all that. Just put an a asterisk. I do. Next to the RIP's come. The asteris means.

To the footage come out. Yeah. I was fucking with Hogue Hogan. To the footage came out. Asteris. Oh, he's not dead. He's not. But he did the black pig.

He did. A little man. My little nigger maniac. Who? My little nigger maniac. Oh, Gogan. He said that? 158.

Oh, man. He was mad about it. Nigger. Hoke Hogan had a tape with him just practicing saying, nigger. He was all on video. Hey, man, but you know, shout out to wrestler. Shout out to, uh... Holtz had the end word.

Of course. Shout out to Book of T. Because Book of T called Hoke Hogan the nigger at one time. That's what Hoke Hogan got. And he thought he was for losing job. He was like, Hogue, Hogan. I'm coming for you, nigga. Damn, fuck.

He looked at the white lady. The white lady looked at him like. Oh no. A lie TV. The white lady. Hey, that thing's at Hogan. You, nigga. I pull it up.

Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull that up. Show it. This court, man. Let me tell you some Cheenoking, you out here talking about a click. The only click you need to know about is the Harlem Heat and Sister Sherry.

See, because what you're dealing with here is the brotherhood. It's nonstop from this port on and down. Port on in WCW, we take what we want. And after we take Lex Luka and the giant, we want the gold sucker. Hulk Hogan, we're coming for you, nigger. I should point out for the record, Stevie Ray, look at this. Take a look.

We're talking about the rack, the torture rack of Lex Lugar, and what about the choke slam of the giant? You ain't seen it, it's amazing. Shout out the wrestlers, man. The ones that ain't did no asterisk. Niggia, they had a picture of Razor Ramon just posted in the hood with all this jewelry on. You saw that shit?

all that shit, the hood in Opelocca, they was like, look at Brazen Ramon. In the hood, 19 chain zone. Super soft stuff. Oh, he probably really, he probably really in Ramon. The greatest intercontinental champion ever was. No, but, what? Raisin Ramon get his hair cut in the hood, though.

He had the fresh line, though. He always had a, he was always put. Yeah, I saw Sean Michaels at the gas station in Florida just cooling with some sandals on and his family, bro. Whole day is sad. Dad's sweat with the socks and the sandals I looked, I was like. You're the heartbreaking.

You're like, kicking. Kicking. This shit was dope. When shodden, it's something to do comedy. Who? Mankind. All the Nick Ford. All five of them.

Yeah. All the nigga were. The rest was growing up. Hey, yeah, a nigga to rock. I was just trying to order this food. You still ain't got that food here. Yeah, I remember what's wrong. You was Uber Eats.

Who's going to pay us? Can we ask Uber Eats all folks makes? Who has the funding? The funding? Nick, the Rockies be shit. Can you smell la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. Oh, rot the Rock is a cookie. I still don't know what the Jerroney is.

No. To this day. That nigger is sitting there and ask your questions. How you feeling? That doesn't matter. How you feeling? He was like, this is respectful. I remember when he came out, he was just Rocky My Bill.

Oh, yeah. And they came out with the nation. They're gonna have the niggins that they ain't like white people. Farooke, all them niggins. We are the nation, a domination. The lady's coming out and slapping shit out of white people. That shit did not last long. They was like, give us the Hawaiian motherfucker and y'all leave.

Get the fuck out of here. I don't know what you thought this was. Nick, Farrakhan watching wrestling now. Get y'all ass out of here. Perrude got duct tape on this. He was slapping all the dick and that was. White people tell them. White people tell him, he punched me for real, man.

Hey man, this nigga ain't wrestling. We're supposed to be wrestling this nigga. I thought it was me and him. These motherfuckers jumped me for real. These niggins jumped me at tomorrow. Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face.

My cousin don't even wrestle. Come here. He come in. Ah. Oh, he's ass. Oh, come on. Hey, but no, you remember when they got the rider with like WCW, Thonda, they were like W, W, W, W, E, they were like, that shit turned to a D.D.

I remember W.T.W.C. shit with thundah. Hey, man, tell the truth. These niggas used to try to act like they really didn't know Sting was in the building. Like this nigg was just up in the rapist the whole time. Oh, my God, Steve, Sting's in the building. What is he doing up there? What is he doing? Who's he with?

He's gone, he's gone cycling. Speaking of psycho, oh my god, his psycho said, I thought he's in the middle of institution. Man, the rest of the announcers used to lie like a motherfucker. Hey, they'll give you all the back story. What, Jim Ross, what is Randy Savage doing? Last week, he drove an 18 wheel and straight through. Oh, oh my God, oh my God, the Undertaker's burned him alive.

What is he doing? Hey, what the niggas say that? What is he saying? He's climbing outside the cage. He's gone, man. What is he doing? What did he say? Oh, the humanity.

Look at the size of the Undertaker's thighs. Start getting gay. And those trucks have just slid straight in between his ass cheeks. That mess. As he climbs the top rope, what the fuck are you doing? Well, you know, they say can fence press over 500 pounds. What is he doing? He said, get the size of the .

Man, they say the strangest shit. The niggins say the weird shit. Look at his calves. And they kept them on their mood right here. He's standing over there stretching. Look at the size of his boot. Yeah. That they said, look at the size of the other tiger's eyes.

How would they be with Rakit you put the ass in his face? Oh my god, what is he? What is he? Man, that fucking used to watch. Hey, man, how much they had? You got to pay a nigga extra for that. You know what the strange thing was? Who?

Gold dust. I was definitely said that gold dust. This nigga was the strangest motherfucker. He was the weirdest. He didn't even say nothing. He just spitting your face. Oh, what about Missed though? Hey, don't.

Hold up. The little Chinese nigg. Talking about them in the worst motherfucking wrestlers characters they had. You remember the repo man name? Oh, wow. You know, sometimes they had one match. That was a WWM shit.

It was like one match. You remember the clown? You remember the clown? Doink. Doink the clown? He had a little midget named Dick. Yeah. This nigga showed up with eight of them.

He was like, that's dink, tink, ink, dink. Oh, this one. There was one match this nigger had. And it was like six of them nigg. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Like they was on coming from under the rim. They were naming them, they were getting up out of there. Clown makeup.

Strange-ass wrestler. And they were fans, little people. Shout out to all the fans, little people. Niggins, they had a wrestler. That shit scary. Brutus, the barber beef cake. This nigga would beat you and cut your hair with some big ass shit that you cut hedges with.

He ain't never fight no niggas. You can't cut no nigger hair with that shit. No, he won't fight no nigg. They ain't never fight no nigg. Every time he fought a nigga, you got his ass whoop. Jake the Snake Robbers. I hated that. The dirtiest mother.

But know what? That niggins scared of snakes. Who? Jake the sling. Get the fuck out of here. Why you think he brought that bitch in a bag? Remember, he used to bring that bitch in a bag. And then get the fuck out the ring and leave the snake.

Who the fuck used to go get that thing? He was scared of the snake, bro. Damn. This motherfucker. That's how fucking up wrestling is this. This is your gimmick, but I'm scared of it. I don't give a fuck. Go to YouTube and watch the clip of Jake the Snake,

letting the goddamn snake bite the shit out of macho me. Hey, Jake the Snake knock. coming to get that snake. He's not. He like, he like K. With that rock wallet, it's gonna be over there till I get over there. He's not coming to get that snake.

Hold on a snake, you know, bite somebody. Man, he had a snake in a pillow case. You ain't never see Jake the snake. Yeah, no. The shit be over on the side. That's why he only ever like to be on his side of the ring. He don't even never like to be over there where that side is. When it's time he opened that bitch,

take that shit out, do you like, eh? I'm thinking here. Wrestling used to be stupid. Yeah, that shit. Lett, what? My generation would triple X, them, all this shit, here. Sucking. Yeah.

I used to second grade come to Claree room. Hey, Mr. Whiffel, good morning. Bitch. My face. What are you talking about? Suck it, suck it, suck it. You let this motherfucking cobra bite this, man. Tell a bit to suck it quick.

They know what the fuck I ain't get no head on. No nothing. Hey, Mr. Whiffville, suck it, suck it, suck it. Cobra, allegedly. That's why a nigger. Cobra bite the snake. That ain't a real Cobra, it can't be. Cain't be.

A macho man and Randy Savage do so much cocaine. No goddamn Cobra. He got paid so much... He did so much steroids, the snake on that. I was definitely saying, he got paid so much that when he left, they already had the anti-villain for his age. No, that can't be no cobra. No.

I can't even tell him this. This is real. The way it's shake it. That motherfucker real. No, that's the real. Whatever kind of snake, it ain't no fucking COVID. He definitely bit this. Oh, get the nigga up, babe.

What the fuck she gonna do? Hey, man, we gotta get back to the show, but yeah. That's a little, that's clear. What's up, family? What up? What's up? How y'all living? They go to OG.

Yeah, we got an audience. Yeah, we've got an audience. Yeah, we've got the audience. Look at the studio audience and shit. Man, what I'm cool. That nigga called it cute. It's cute? Yeah, no.

Y'all walking through this bitch? Like we ain't in the neighborhood and shit. Come on, man. My guy. Come on, more than culture. The most successful. Damn, it raining that hard. More than culture.

It's right to do. It's raining that heart? It's a day and a bit. It's hilarious. Bro, what's up, family? What's up, family? Happy New Year. What's happened?

I'm holding in a motherfucker. Good. What they do with me? All right? You good? There you go. Yes, sir. More than culture.

Coming to this dish. What's up half? You're on. What's up, Nick? What's going on our side, bro? Shit. You know how I did it. Motion in the ocean.

You're trying to get money. They can't take money. Yeah, yeah. Pause. Pause everything for a moment. So we can get off in this bit. Man, we got a live studio audience in this biz. Now we just started talking that shit.

We were talking about wrestling. We were at most. And wrestling, y'all grow watching that shit? Modif. I just pulled up the clip of Jake the snake, letting the snake bite the shit out of macho man. D.C. said he ain't never seen that shit. I ain't never seen that shit.

I ain't never seen Jake snake biting me, man. I beat the shit out of Jake the snake's ass. Him and that damn snake. Well, they had a black wrestler to put roaches on nigg. Nigger wouldn't eat truck. Niggins be like, I start catching this motherfucker. What is he doing?

He's bringing out those African cockroaches. Oh my God, he's got a mouth full of cockroaches now. And they got a kid of peanuts full of roaches. And then you know the other nigga, the other thing going to be exaggerating. He's going to be dramatic. Yeah, you got to get paid let a roach going in the mouth. Got to be a pain escrow.

You know, they got to be dramatic, man. You know, if I'm going to go on for that, you better act like you're going to die. You're going to eat that roach. You're going to talk like you're going to die. Hey, that d'n'all fight in here. That's me, man. Shane, little punk a guy's to get him out. Man, I just can't stand.

He's a little punk ass. You're going to do everything dad said, shut up. Your sister's a freak, nigga. Oh, don't forget Rick Clay, I got them on my shirt. Fuck him, fucking Rick Clay, of course. Woo! He letting me be, no, he was going to cocaine. Woo!

Then he hit the same, how you feel him? Woo! It wasn't even. It wasn't even. It wasn't even. It wasn't even died for all that, Rick. The wrestler who I caught with cocaine was Diamond Dallas Paged. Yeah.

And he had a white man Jerry Curl. He showed up bad built with a back brace on, titty, leather pants, and some cowboy boots. That nigga was wrestling with cocaine in his pocket. He had the dangling white boy earring, dirty fingernail. Watch out, babe. I got a match. You haven't wrestled in 15 years? Don't worry.

Go up there and I'm gonna hit him with the diamond cutter and it's over Diamond Dallas page this motherfucker was bad built as hell Kicking his head kick your ass But it's just like something about his character made you just want to see this thing and win cool you all understand everybody ain't built like an athlete but he just got an athletic mind Nigger Goldberg hat man shout out to all the fat niggins that can hit a flip he got an athletic mind fat niggas they can flip I remember when I thought Goldberg was really beating on.

If you're a fat nigga that can flip, videotape yourself. Almost killing your goddamn self. Like, backflip? Hey, man. If it's a big nigga that can flip, man. What you got? I got a hundred.

I said him a hold on. I got a hundred for the back-nick backflip. I got to see too on. I got to be like an eye, ah, I. No, you're asking a lie. You're asking them a lie. Hey, man, that fits it. Man, that fit to a flip.

No, no, no, no. It's got to be the best flip. I want to see it. Nigga, I want to see the goddamn wheel, a wheel, and, nigga, extra hold of you could go down, ah. You got to nail the landing, though. He might go back again, ah. Niggins try to get out of my feed black.

Here you, hear ye, we are. are going to issue the challenge. Fat niggers flipping, the fat-nigger back-flipping contest, the 85 sub-show has put together a nice bounce. It has been proclaimed that the fattest flipper on this day shall win a hundred dollars. 100 gold shillings will be issued to the winner. It goes to the best flip.

100 pennylinks. Oh, you guys are flipping here. Sit around that. You want to make it so you can flip? You want me to make it so you can flip? You want to flip, huh? Are we going to put Scooby snacks on the end? Yes, yes.

Tell them about the flipping contest. There will be a massive fair with fair ladies or turkey legs pies. Ladies of the night, men, evil creatures. Winsches galore. Bring your best flippers. I want to see it. Record it on your iPhone and tag at 85,000 show.

I want to see it. This is a good challenge. It is. No, it's a great challenge. Let's kiss you some more. Another one or just like, ooh, ooh, oh. Do you know what about the big girl? The big girl.

Flipping contest? Ooh, big girl. Come on, man. If we're gonna keep adding. No, you don't think so. No, no. Oh, man, I don't think big girls if we had that, da, da, die. Shit, you got big girl fucked up.

That's who? Big girls just flipped? Yeah, whole they're on their face. What are you talking about? Wait a minute. So you think fat dudes stand a better chance? I just had a better chance of a fat girl to flip it? Why?

I just want my baby to just don't do that baby. I'd rather hug you. Come now. Because you're going to follow your face. And you know what? If a big girl can flip it, I'll give her $200 shillings. Oh my God, he's going to give her $200 chillings. What is he doing?

No. Can we anybody, no. Are we done Instagram? Amen. What about a midget? Oh, stop. A little person that can flip. No, because they're going to be really, really, really.

No, I need them to do a hand span. They are fucking. Don't use your hand like a real, like, queen. Flip. Little people are aerodynamic, so that is just a money. It got to be straight like, one, two, three, ah. Like, I don't. Hey, they got a bit, what?

Yeah. What? Yeah. What, eat, eh. That's it. That's it. Don't use your hand. I thought of the challenge I wanted to issue.

For 100 girls shillings, I would like to issue the ugly fine challenge. Show us. Show us how ugly you are, but you're fine. With you, I'm searching for the ugliest fine bitch. It's similar to Cinderella and a slipper, but it's your face. face. If you consider yourself ugly, fine, I have issued the challenge. Ha! I have to place a little spice on that bet. Wager, you want to add to the wager.

You have to take a picture of yourself when you wake up. Wake up in the morning challenge. I want that. That's the one you want. That's the one I want. Ugly in the morning. As soon as you wake up. Ah, ah, ah, hashtag ugly in the morning,

hashtag ugly fan, hashtag big girl flip, big boy flip. Big dude flip. Big boy flip child, yes. Little person flip. Yes, early in the morning. As soon as you wake up, take a picture yourself. Ugly fine, we just-en-you-challels. You see how we start the ear off, man?

Mm-hmm. Fuck that, we're ahead of the curve. We're not waiting for no challenges. We're just putting them out there. We're going to issue the challenge. We're going to create them. That makes way more sense. Come on.

Yeah, some women wake up looking good. Send that, too. God, even with the little sleep on the face. I like that shit. Like, you know, like, you had Drew, like, I see the little stupid-a-lop right now, bitch. Man, who the head you, who the head you thinking about? Stupid-ass, girl.

But you know they'd be sneaking and wake up and then go get pretty and then lay back down. That's all the women who go to sleep, leaving the club, go straight home, and then wake up without their shit on their pillow. Now you gotta go pillow shopping, stupid-a-dook. You're in Target every week looking for some new pillows again. Hey, man, this niggins.

These niggins don't get pillows. Get them a pile of towel. This shit, you just wipe your face anyway. That big old sleep on the bounty rule. Hey, this nigger named, Cedric Page said, D.C. He, uh, remind me him a ding fucking sing. You play an instrument, funny, and you can that. So, Snoke to this one, man, he said that's who you, man.

I don't know, SethiPey. I don't know, Seth. I don't know. I appreciate you, Sedgapay. Joy Bianca said, you, um, you really a hood church nigger, and she loves it. Hey, yeah, man, I love going to church, because that shit be fun.

I don't know folks, we're real niggas. You see that old lady going in there, no, they can't walk, can the hole to go. She gets fancy, fuck. Nothing. Nothing. You hear that, boy, you better move out to wait. Or they're gonna think your ass catching the hologhose better move.

Because God wanted September to replace. Y'all don't hear what I'm saying. You can't even add like you're about to fall even backing up. Dickey would catch your way. We got one. Like I wasn't even falling, Deacon. I was... All right, I got the Holocaust job.

All right, I was forced to have the Holy Ghost once. I mean, I sneed, that nigga, grab me. Oh, right, like God, be with me. I was like, all right, thank God. Let God be with me. Yeah, no. Hell Duh. Y'all niggins is stupid.

Oh my goodness. You're keen, brother. Yeah, damn. Yeah, man, make sure you stay hydrated all the year this year, man. A lot of niggins damn that didn't make it. Hey, well, water would save your life. You'll never know.

Yeah, a lot of motherfuckers ran out of gas at the end. That's because they really wasn't fucking with the nutrition game like that. You got to get on your shit, y'all. Yeah. I eat salads and drink water. Sounds stupid, but yep. Eat a plain salad and drink water.

I feel like a goat, but shit, I feel like a healthy goat. Right. You a healthy goat? I'd be eating that shit. I'd be like, this one goat and goat food. This nigga clamming shit out of the mountain right now. I got a question. I got a question for you.

Somebody sent this in. Somebody said, am I a bad parent because my eight-year-old son is watching this shit and cracking the fucking. Hell no, it's like your uncle's being in the house and we're talking and this nigga just hearing us talk. Shit, I ain't been to whisper. Fuck you.

Oh, gee, y'all, they're talking. Nica, I'm a grown-ass man. Jay-all continue watching this shit. Wow, that's the advice you're going to get. Yeah, yeah. Get the kids some advice for 2019. Niggas, niggas, stay in school. You don't want to be homely.

That's real. Clayton, you got anything? Yeah, man. Just, you know, no when to apply and winter to night. You feel me? Some of this shit that we say on this show can definitely be applied but it has to be in the right

set sometimes you got to deny the urge to apply some of the shit that you might have learned here until you get old enough to actually be able to do this shit effectively so you know applying to not my advice to kids is don't do drug because you don't even have access to the good shit sniffing markers you want to eat blue oh man don't even be out just to wait just wait the shit ain't going to you took a whole bunch of use a day come Come on, man. Stupid.

No one running and you feel shitty. Mm-hmm. Now you got a mucus problem. No bad, bud. Stupid ass. Can't even start doing this shit? Hey, y'all want Perkinson? Mm-hmm.

That nigga, that nigga was fucked up. That niggins said, man, I don't know, I ain't a dick. Now you're boo-boo, yeah. No, you're sick when you're going to turn. Now you do-do-a-l-lil-luc. You know, you're a little, you know, you're fucked up when you, when shit started coming out, the nigga-sit.

Was that you're sick? snout my hand. That shit, look a little cold looking on it. Hey, this shit funny, brus. What he did? What he did? I just used it earlier when they go and get the clown. And that's the reason that's a clown, old goof-ad me.

I just used it early. I know. Hey, man, get that machines working right, man. My shit, I got to put that bitch in three times. And then the thing, no, it's like when it can swipe and the chick, they ask, like, you got chipped. Alright, don't swipe, put the chip in. I'm like, what the fuck that mean?

Like, I want to swipe in, like, now I'll put the chip in, we're gonna see if your shit gonna go through it now. Like, damn, bitch, all. And you ever notice that it doesn't matter? Let me chew, let me swipe that bit. They like, now I'll put the chip in. It doesn't matter. Whatever you is about to do is wrong.

If you try to stick that be jeans. That's why they asked first. Yeah, so they can see what you was about to do. Come in there, then you pull your card out. What he's like? Hey, so you, if you just don't even end, just stick it in the, hey, hey, the chip don't work. Swipe that bit.

But if you swipe that bit. Uh-uh. Put the chip in that, motherfucker. And put your birthday in two times. And when they ask you what, she put the zip code over here is 30202. Like, what the fuck I need your zip code for? Because that's a separate company.

I have got to pay that. I haven't said, David of credit. Man, ain't no matter, bro. The quick way to get up out of here, bro. Which ever one, man. credit I got to keep in mind they be in the hood though they have to ask debit of credit because the business we're trying to use the rush cars with the baby fat but you but you ever you ever but do you remember the first time you went you went credit

didn't know that your shit was gonna go through you know you can't buy hot food with a rush car yeah because you don't credit getting a little more time yeah they do you can't buy no food with a rush card you can buy hot food no long as it's not hot You can get a sandwich as long as it's cold, but if you try to warm it up, they won't get you by that shit. Nothing, nothing that can be warmed up. Yeah, you can get one of the rotisserie chickens, but you got to sit that bitch in the freeze.

You got to put that bitch in the refrigerator. You got to pay them up at home. Once it cool off, you can have. Dang. Came by hot food. If it's steam coming off. Like you came back a taco and then think you're going to take it home and hit, no. Only cold foods.

cold foods. So how do you get a rush card? How you get one? No, like, how did you get a bank account? Like, you got to think about it. No, it's just a pre-bag. But Russell got their own neck spend. Boy, you don't remember a couple years ago everybody

money came up missing off a bitch? Yeah. And now he's doing yoga. He's like, man, I don't know what the fucking . He knows something. He's like, what happened to ten-four money, man. That's it, man. I don't know what they're doing.

I don't know why those people would say I thought. Anything. Why don't know what that. We'll never be a whole death digital again with this type of... That's crazy. They're going to pull another more. I'm high here. Your entire identity has been fabricated.

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It was funcadelic. You ain't here the beat that I was going. I was fucking with it. Oh, you had your own with it. I was going with it. Yeah, I was like, duh, duh, duh. I thought we were going to rock star like we was really. Oh, yeah.

I was like, it's the weed that got the drug. That ain't went crazy. I'm like, why you never heard those like this? This nigga is music, it ain't cry. Uh, uh, yeah. Uh, uh, yeah. That it's the weed that got me off with motherfucking drugs because all that's much as good

with my motherfucking touch. You're a whole lot of love if you got to one to smoke. No love too if a nigga ain't broke. ain't really it. I'm fucking on this bad bitch and grabbing on the tics because it's the 80 pass out so you know you're up in my house.

What's it all about, bro? Put it all up in the motherfucking mix. I've been doing it going hard since 86. And your children came to the crib and ate my dick. She came to the crib, yeah, she ate the dick. I had to stay at right because it was nice. I fuck your wife and he was good. The type of nigger take a pretty bitch through the good.

I've been looking at the camera because I do a lot of damage. Grabbing on the chickens because you know I can handle everything. Nothing's throwing my motherfucking way. Hustle and I pimping all through the fucking Aver, Mississippi. I was aiming you to know that I was cut in. Every time I spend something, ma'am that she's gonna be bumping. Hey, bumping, thumping, already jumping.

Diggins always had that one club keep it pumping. Hey! Yeah, you know the west side. Yeah, you know the best eye. It's the New Year, got a new year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah, want to play like that. They're talking about to get the whole clan kick down. What's that? You're wearing your old outfits in the new year. Yeah.

Put a new pants with the other shirt. I said, put a new pants with your other shirt. Now take your other pants and put it with that same shirt that you took from the other pants. You stand a chance. God damn. If it's going to go together, shit, that makes you as fresh. make sure it's fresh and do your best and make do it. No, don't do that.

Don't do that. Don't do that. I still got on sauce from last year. I'm talking about, hey, from last year. Okay, great. Got on socks from last year. All right, yeah. I still got on socks from last year.

No, got me, because my socks are brand new. That was black and then I watch them so that bitch is light blue. Yeah. Dark trade, maybe white, I don't know, bro. Shoulda nigger and laundry. Should have got a hold of door. Get them home being knowing how to do it well. Hey.

Hey, even for the tiles, look, and make them how to smell like a fresh Sunday evening. In the morning on the summer, I need to go sell my car and buy a hummer. Yeah, what do? Mine can't, because mine stink, that's what I think. My mama put my red shirt with my whites, now my socks pink. Yeah. Nigger got a pink undershirt on. That's how he lives.

So I said put it on. He's got on Peto Bidgeball clothing. Everything faded. Everything faded. They got on green with a pink-ass tie-dye shirt on. It ain't faint. This is the 85 shot show. This is a podcast for everybody who watch all their clothes at once.

Stupid-ass-ad, boy. Gonna separate the colors from the blue jeans or not. Because you're lazy. You're washing your shit with cold water, man. That ain't gonna cut it, man. Not for that shit you'd be doing. Not for that shit. You'd be riding on the bus and shit.

Come on, man. Hoping in puddles, watch your clothes on hot, man. For real. With that shit on hot. If you be doing, like, how we live it, we all right. We, you know, we get our own. I mean, I said, I said run the water. I don't be asking how to tell me this.

I just hit water. Hey, I just click them over and them over and get the. No, you got two that shit. You see that motherfucker get the sake? You're like, there they go. Hold on. You got to give a warning. I don't know, why a nigga, like, why did they club?

They get that little. You like that. Since people so sensitive now, we are not flexing, but we do have home appliances, washers and dryers. Yes, I am in that club. I give a fuck about the guy. So, nobody get that feeling like that with that shit.

I even got the one that you need a lid up. Bring your light bill down. That's the one I got. Oh, the energy saver. Yeah, the energy saver. I know, I got an hour for up and shit my ass. The motherfucker that speak to you when they turn it on. Ding, ding, ding, ding.

And then they give you a message. And then you can see the laundry and shit. When your washing in dry and have a ringtone? I got that regular mud for you. If your washing and dry doesn't have a ringtone, then I don't know what you're on. I'm real. Yeah.

It's hilarious. Come on. They're poor. Oh my God. My washer has a Bluetooth. Oh, God. I can watch TV on mine. It's connected to the LED screen.

Guess what though? Y'all washer ain't got a rhythm. You should be twigling. That's been like there. He'd be like, hey, you're gonna clothe Lid, bro. I got you. That nigger was in Puerto Rican. Hey, that was gonna be like, clothe Lid.

You both fucking feel like, no cat. Oh, no, man. I ain't gonna need legs like. Yeah, you got a good wash if it moves to clothes. No, that motherfucker be like there. I swear, bro, that shit be lit. Now, how you know that motherfucker be too bad. He'd be like, yeah.

That's how you know the shit done. Got to take clothes out there, fuck. Any time you had to move the fucking drive back. Yeah, we'd be lazy. We'd be trying to stuff all the clothes in the watch. That bitch would walk up out there. Boom, boom. Pushed that shit back up in the mind.

That motherfucker was not moved, bro. You're trying to wash some sheets and everything in there get wrapped up in the sheet. But now, you got to sack with you to watch shit. Like, damn. None of this shit get clean. No, no. No, no, don't fuck around and watch clothes that forget.

You still fucked up and just throw it in the dry. This shit takes eight years to drive. No. Ain't no words than washing clothes and forget. You ain't never had to wash your clothes satin' time. Oh, man. You'd be like, God, damn.

Hey, and if you smell like mildew, that's because you didn't watch them that second time. You just said, fuck it, you're trying to. You're trying to- Fuck it, I'm a dry-in-home. You had this bitch sitting in to watch my name for two days. I'm gonna dry my home. You're trying to do the little ass shit, see if you smet. Yeah, I'm armrests was closer, but it ain't.

It ain't. But at least you got one. Yeah. Now your ass in school doing this shit all day. The janitor comes squirt you with this. Tyler might be like, hey man, yeah, Let me go ahead and do you know. Tell out to everybody who don't watch their clothes

are just for breezing. Oh, man. You're going to do that so long, man. You don't only do that so long. Grow the fuck up. Somebody is squirting like. Man, fuck, dude. And they're watching this show, too.

They ain't like, what are you, stupid? There's a real man. Hey, you can tell the digger for breezing clothes because he's still wet when he comes out. Why are you wet and smell like laundry? Hey, man, get your damp ass out of here. It's human in my house. My house.

Look, you're dumb. Get talking of inhuman in my house. Damn. Get your damp ass out of here. He's so stupid, man. You keep doing that. That's going to be your permanent nickname. Damn.

And Chad, your F-A-D shit all the money. For real. Oh, here you come with a magic trick. On you going to catch it, and then everything goes to stay. Chad got that OCD, that house got. I can't fucking take it. That tablecloth is inching off the table. I want to tie one head.

Come on, man. Get your unimportant ass out of the way. Fucking focusing on that bullshit. Now it looks like somebody been fucking on this table. Man. Chad, you gotta let the clothes drive up. This is like a bed sheet. It's like a twin side bench.

Now you gotta fix this side. This ain't need a twin side of bedshed. You can't fix one side of the urs. Hey, real talk, y'all. What's up? Bro. I know everybody got a childhood, you know what I'm saying, story about when y'all grew up out of your bed. When you grew up in your bed.

When you grew out of your bed, when you realized you ain't had no little boy's bed no more, how old you were? When you realize? Like, I ain't got no little boy bed. Like, man, I ain't got a little boy bed. It's a grown that men sleeping in little boy's bed, bro. Right, I'm trying. Real talk, bro. No, I'm big guys, you know.

But then what I'm not saying. No. the toe, like, head, head boy, toe, toe boy. Grown man, that's a little boy bed, man. I always had a big bed, though. For real, see, I didn't know, I thought I always had a full-side bed. Real talk. I always knew I had a four-side bed, so I went on my partner, and he said, this is a

full-side bed. I said, oh, my, my bed, my bed ain't this bed, right here. Oh, so you had twins. Oh, boy, I had twins. Right. And I didn't mean that twins. I'm having. For 20 years.

Let me ask you this. I'm a grown-ass man in a twin bed. Let me ask you. I wonder, and I'm like, boy, I ain't never been that big in that bad. I'm having the toe in the motherfucking, you isn't it? Hey, when you're in a twin, that's where you wake up with shit touching the ground.

You can't even turn over. You already know, nigga. I got muscle to relax on how far I can turn over. It's like, because I normally fall off the bed if I go too far. They got to turn in place. Niggas, bro, I had a grown, I had a little boy bed in time 20 years old.

Damn, boy. You ever wonder why they call it a twin bed and two people can't really fit on that bitch? Because you're supposed to have nothing? Oh. It came in twos. You're supposed to have another one? No. I always had one, so I don't know.

That bed was a miscarriage. Where did the other bed? Hey, bro, I suggest it's... So you're telling me I always had another part to my bed? So my mama kept a bed from... I could have had a bigger bed. You could have put both your twins together. I could have had a queen bag.

Go get a new bed. That shit is fucking amazing. I always had a big-ass bed. That's just stupid. I love it. I had a baby bed, man. I'm gonna tell you this too. I had a baby-at-bed, bro.

If your bed ain't shit, get you that little, the phone shit to go on top, that memory phone on top. Hey, man. If your bed ain't shit, it's a little bit cheaper way. What do you mean? It's a little cheap way. It's a little cheap of bed.

get the pillow top to go on top of your bed that you already got because sometimes you know bed be fucked up like a jacket for your bed right it's another bed kind of like a bed yeah it's like a cover the top feel good it's like if what if my mattresses felt oh so it's like a palette on top of your bed yeah ganges and it make your mattress feel good gangsters oh niggie we had a palette too so shit all i had to do put my palette on my twin i had a bitch crate so you just got the big bed no i've been had the big bed This is out like 22, but I'm saying, though. Yeah, I'm locked a load of, though. You feel Jesus.

Hell yeah. Damn. Was it worth the weight? Man, the craig part about it, I fucked so many holes in that twin bed. It was just like, yeah. Y'all was twin. I didn't want to give it up.

Fuck so many holes in a twin bed. We were twins, and I do it again. I put the dick on a friend, and then I drive in the wind, cause I, hey, I do it again. I put that bitch on a twin bed. She's touching two times and got twin. I don't give a fuck her friend said.

I tried to fuck her friend, but a friend's scared. Tell everybody that I'm a player. So popular, I might be the man. One day, I'm feeling on your untape booty. Coochie, all up in the lunch line. Oh, that would've been a cold-ass punchline if I would have set it up right. Yeah. But that's okay, I got a bitch coming through the night,

and I'm gonna hit it on the twin bed. twin bed all right hey I'm so fit uh-huh yeah real dumb I had boy if I put her on the twin bed shit we both gonna come and go over and do it I know your name is Dolores are you a florence hmm or do you like flowers she's a torts humple in an hour hey hey and I do it again hey and I do it again I'm gonna up on the twin beds and I'll do it again and say what I got to do it again and I had boys keeping my bed together I got bored keeping my bed together I got bored keeping my bed together I pick a hotel bed and I push them together huh and I push them together uh I take them hotel beds and I push them together hey cause I'm down for whatever yeah yeah and then make a patty on top of them bids so I can feel a big bed up I said make a pallet on both with them bitches and then fill the big big oh yeah what good what I said oh

you ain't never put no mattress on top of your bed I said hold on you lying cause you know exactly how I can I'm the only nigger in my neighborhood with an am mattress with a bed frame and I got a head boy it looked like a real bed it looked like a real bed it looked like a real bed. Got a what? And I got the head boy. It looks like a real bed. It looked like a real bed.

Five boy and shit. No. Got a water bed too, but it ain't got no water. I got the water bed too, but it ain't got no water. That was a cold ending. I got a water bed too. But it ain't got no water. Is it pe?

What you got in there bit? It's in the pop. It's in the pop. I could put it up. It's an option. It's not my first thing. You know, it ain't shit for me to put water in the bed. Let me tell you, I always want the waterbed too.

If I really look for it, it's at my house. I always wanted a water bed too. I don't know why. But I wouldn't. No, that's the point of getting money. It's the vast shit like that you always want. That shit gets seasick. I'm not going to be laid down.

Nigger. Hey, oh, again. Hold up. I'm trying to go to street like a lover. The best idea ever, nigga. You gotta get somebody to custom make you a 20 twin-sized waterbed just so you can say you got one. Nigger, that's some gangster shit.

A twin-sized water bag. That's a waste of money. No, it's not. Nigger, we gotta keep in mind. We live in 2018. A nigga, I mean, 19. I forgot. That's when they're like when keeping the hood go too far.

But, Nick, somebody on YouTube can probably make you a twin-sized waterbed for about $200. That's the age we live in. Yeah, that shit goes, blow. Somebody watching this shit, gonna be like, email me if you can real about their twin-sides waterbed. That motherfucker-buck gonna blow up. Soon as I lay on that motherfucker, blew up, that nigga go.

Come to your house and make that bitch in the room you want it in. Hollet me, I take one. These niggas be bullshit and about everything. No, nigga, next step, they come on to your bed. Well, when you come over my house and I got a twin-sized waterbed downstairs for company, just to prove niggas wrong, I don't want y'all

to look at me no type of way. You gonna realize when you land in that motherfucker. I'm so tired of y'all trying to talk me out of everything that's a cheap This is bullshit. This is in the real world, baby. I didn't ask for a cure for no fucking disease. I asked for a twin size waterbed.

If they make a big one, I know they make a little one. No, that's more work than that's... You know what I mean, motherfuckers are about to call? They got to frame that my mouth. Man, that's a big guy going to say you want twins. That's like a third of the work. Y'all ain't optimistic enough. I'm gonna be laying that motherfucker like,

call up. That's gonna cut you one in half. Whatever. That motherfucker ain't ain't even going to move. It's gonna be water in it. When I get off, when we, when we're gonna have a soap of water bed. I'm gonna look at a whole bunch of shit that I just never even thought to look. I know it's a twin-sized waterbed.

Somebody out there Google twin-sized waterbed right now. $89 free shipping. That shit probably isn't stopped bread. That shit, pretty close. You're on somebody. You'll be surprised. Off up. Think you be like, hey, boy, I heard what you're looking for.

$47. I'll bring it to you. Go off up right now. It's a twin. Three twins all water beds, like, look at this thing. But they're dirty, you got to wash the, uh, yeah. It comes with a generator. Hey, man, I ain't gonna lie, that water bin, isn't it?

You can be. Now, look. That water about five years old, now, that's still water. But now, if you open it, shit, I just say open it outside. You got to bring your own water. I'm keeping my water. Hey, hey, that's too, okay? I brought that water.

You know, niggins ain't replacing that water. That's ocean water. I'm getting my own. I'm getting my water out of it. You got to bring your own. You know, that water right, that came from my hamper right here. You know, hold on, let me see, let me see, let me see, hold up. You can tell you, hold up, it's a little, it's a little, okay.

You're telling the part right there. Yeah, that's a peddle ball right there. That's a peddle. Like, it's so stupid ass all. Give me this bed and the dumb and warm. Yeah. Wow. All that shit.

I will not allow you to wage your money. Ah. Hey, man. I was too loud. I'm too loud. I'm too loud. I can't do this shit, man. He ain't deal with this.

He's gonna have an intervention. I gotta stop. Hey, man. Hey, this nigga fly gonna tell me in the parking, like, hey man, this is like, too in water, man. Hey, I'm telling. No, I'm telling.

That nigga really got a mind made up. Yeah, a nigga, broke it down. No, I'm fucking with y'all. That nigga, that nigga, and he'll be like, see. Y'all don't want to see me. I'm like, see me. I'm like, I'm like, I'm not.

He's going to be right in the middle. He's going to take a picture. He'll be right in the motherfucker. When I posted a bitch on Instagram and in the channel. Wristing on my haters? Oh my god, that's at least $1,800. And I'm gonna come in up under that black boy,

I bet your ass can't sleep though. Roll over. Roll over. Stupid ass, bitch. You're about to dream. Ah, fuck you mean. I hope your bed ain't by a window. That son gonna pop that bitch.

Fuck, bro. You're gonna go back. You know, where ain't gonna be back gonna be on five. Water been bored. That water I got hot. The niggas leaving on the hot water bottle. You know the nigger ain't gonna act right, man. Nika been to put some fish in that bitch and everything.

That niggins got some oskis. You know the niggas are put fish in there now. That'll be some gase and shit. Niggas got some fish in the waterbed. Like, baby, call that her. She's scared. That sounds like some harmbole and shit. Nigg tried to get too fly and put the fish thing on the bottom of the bed.

But the fish only snag at the bottom of the bed. But the fish only snag at the bed. your booty when your booty state. That's how you know? You were like, hey, baby, you need to take a bath. Hey, what'd you call the fish that suck up the scum at yourself? The bitch that attached to the bottom. The bitch of algae eating.

Oh, no. All the little fish that I ask. What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, bitch, your booty state. All right, get up, get up. No animals, your home in the production or making it. We support animal rights and all of that shit. Animal rights.

We do. Man. What's you about to say? You don't animal love and love. Yeah, but fuck. All right, look. What? Man, all this shit ain't, all this shit ain't for help, man.

Just because you slap a vest on the dog, don't mean this dog's gonna do shit for you at the airport. Service dog. I gotta go through the machine to give you all the radiation, all that shit, but the bitch with the dog could just walk, slap me. can't. You know she can't. Yeah, I watched her.

Oh. I just said the most fucked up shit ever. I'm going through TSA pre-check. So did you know that if somebody on the flight crew go through the pre-check line and they buzzed the shit off, they checked the motherfucker of Bahama. Because they can't check them. That's what they know that they can't check the crew member. Why?

I don't fucking know. Because they got cocaine in their bed. First of all. They do be walking with a little briefcase to be fast here. Hey, hi, hi, hi. Like, this is a scary job. This is cocaine and pilots, bruh. You got 80 people every day.

You got, that's 80 people of flight. 80 live you don't know. And you're going in the sky. Y'all, niggas, he's on cocaine, man. You ain't no normal person. Oh, yeah, I got 80 people I don't know and I'm just going to drive. In the sky, no. Woo!

Let's go! I got hate the niggas in the back! Let's get this bitch in the sky! Woo! Woo! Woo! Whoa! Boy, we in the sky, bro.

What if you wake up in your pilot? If you know you're getting off the plane, they'd be standing there saying thank you and shit. Those niggas are hard, bro. That that nigg was just like, man, I slept up. Yeah. But think about it, bro. You don't never see those niggas, bruh.

You ever see you ever see your pilot and just came out that bit and just come out Hey, how y'all doing? I'm like niggins if you fuck right here who the fuck up there? Your assistant is your assistant who got the wheel? Take your stupid ad back in there but I fuck wrong with you to me be high man that is a high ass dog they'll be up but they'd be drunk and fuck no they need to get no the road they need to get paid more something Polly remember I saw everything every time I walk pad the goddamn pile of booze I'm like my you don't fucking know me

or none of these niggas on this time. You got to do this shit at least five times a day. What type of nervousness do you have? Ain't you going in the sky? I don't even like niggas getting in my car. Yo, but you know what? I think we're not thinking that that shit is flying. They probably be having fun.

Bro, fuck that. It's some shit. They got into it so they could fly. Bro, we're going in the sky. If you can fly any time you wanted to? Bro, I was nervous when a nigga rode my bike with me. and I'm on the ground. You dig what I'm saying?

I'm like, nigga, you're straight. I'm like, and I really got, now, I'm like, we both in the fall, stupid-ass, nigga. Where's your bike, Nick? Get on your own bike.

There's more shit to hit on the ground, and the air the only thing to hit is the ground. That's what I'm saying. But that is determined, like, you, you're going. Like, we're already on the ground and I'm scared.

Not if the nigga do this, that. But that's just like, we go down the hill, and I got something about on my back, we go up and out. I'm both scared for both of them.

We've been hitting this ground. I ain't never did this shit with my back before this. We've been hit this ground. Hey, man. That way I say pious, man. They got to get a need like a million, bro. Like, it got to be soft.

You know, it benefits like a motherfucker. It's going to come out of our end. What the fuck are they seeing that's making them go back to the airport and get drunk as fuck? But, like, they be killing, too. Like, when they land the plane, they'd be speaking with you.

They just do it when they get off, man. Have a great day. Have a great day. There must be some shit up there that dressing out, man. You just don't know, man. You don't know what I see. I hit a fucking goose. That's another.

That's another. You got a goose at 3,500 feet and lose control. And your brakes won't come out. He spoke to me. Hey, do you think they'd be like doing shit like that? Like when they see them, they see in the goose and see, like, I'm like, get this pop and they go right. They better not be.

That shit fucking round. Go in the engine. Now everybody did because you want to play hit the goose. Hey man, if you're a pilot, please be mature. You're talking about because you want to play hit the goose, man. Ah, d'nigas man. He ain't hit a goose up in the sky. I saw a damn picture.

I saw a damn picture of a bird that hit the front of the plane. They had to hold them planes. Man. Those birds be fucking on planes up, those stupid-ass birds, man. Then they be trying to take off soon. soon in the plane could they be trying to time and they'd be like we think that motho call I don't know and soon they hit that man I'm like ah damn they're not you stupid I got eight up trying to time the plane dumb ass

I didn't hit a bird in my car hey you wasn't cut out to be a bird I hit a pen I hit a pigeon one time he wasn't about that life man right by me I said pop oh yeah this is your first day flying my man crazy shit that happened to me a fucking bird got stuck in my windshield I had to pick the motherfucker out the wing got stuck in the windshield watch. Shit, I would hit that bit. It was stuck in there. It wouldn't come out.

That'd be my first thing. Hit that motherfucker. This nigga gonna try to get them off like a bug. Hey man, I'm really tired of them explaining to me what to do with the case of the emergency on that airplane. Because I'm not doing that. There ain't going to be nothing to do. I'm not about to unbuck of my shit and then turn around and then a little bit of ass face. and try to figure out if I can strap this shit on.

No. Are you willing and able to assist at the emergency agent? How much time do I have this? This, I ain't know. I have. Are you willing? I need to strap that bitch on it, then make sure it's breathing.

Then I got time to unbunk of this seatbelt, finding this goddamn flotation device. Who's to say that I'm gonna even land in the water part? Who guaranteed that? They just gave you, you the captain. Like I had enough survivor skills to get outside the vessel, and then use the seat to float.

Who the fuck they think I am? Rumble. I don't like when you be in the exit row. I like how they just assumed that we were going to survive the crash for it. Like you're good on the grass, but getting out of the ocean going to be hard. So you need a flotation seat.

Why they give you everything else? The motherfuckers give you oxygen. A flotation device. Where the fuck is the parachute? The parachute is about the best bet out this bitch. But it didn't work part though. How long? I can swim out with my seat and still be hooked up to the oxygen.

No, once you get out of that seat, you gotta leave your oxygen. Take a cup of deep breath. It's either one other. But what about the nigger that's on the, uh, the ancient road. You automatically, they be like, you gotta help niggas. They be like, look. Yes, I'm like, bro. I'm not helping nobody, bitch.

I gotta help myself. No, but you know they want you to open the door first. What if you fucking up on the door though? You think I ain't? They're gonna be the first thing I do. You can't be the first thing I do. help me open the door. Don't you want to live? What if you survive a prance but the nigger won't help you get out, man.

Hey, what if you just get on? He agreed to the shit. Hey, man, Mark. No, first of all, I'm not doing that. My fucking survival flotation stuff. Once I get in that boat, you better jump in it, motherfucker. Hey, man. Come on, man. Don't be like wait. Like, look, bitch. So we're good on the crass park. Come on. But we're going to have to float. How much oxygen is in this fucking little man? No, they say it won't inflate. What my cord?

What my cord stuff? They say it's not going to inflate. Say if it don't inflate, it's still working. I don't believe that. I'm gonna just take somebody out of shit that next to you. Where the oxygen out if I can't see it? I know I'm breathing. Just take the nigga shit that net to you, shit.

What if that's true, but your shit just looks stupid. Everybody else is blowing up like a month. And your shit just sitting up. Hey, y'all, mind it. You push the button for the help. Ding. Hey, bro, I don't think your shit works. I don't think you're working.

No, it's working, I can feel it. No, that niggins go down. You're turning blue. You don't try to make, I cut it with the niggas. No, I'm for real. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm getting, man. I'm straight. Hey, you can tell what's on wrong, like with the terminals and shit, even the flight of tend to sit, they add down. They were at one hard talk, they were like, everybody's okay. Bitch, you're scared. You scared.

It ain't turbulin' until you're all more shit on yourself You don't get a fuck, who it is, man, you can be the hardest man in the land of you, man, you feel they goddamn turtling, hey And you can tell when everybody's scared, everybody's scared, look at you. I'd be riding that turbulence, though. And that turblins so rough, you be like, did I shit? You felt that shit? Did I shit, though? All right, I'm just making sure we hear.

You felt that or you felt that way? You ever had the shit where that bitch clearly dropped? Oh yeah, that shit dropped, stomach dropped. I remember once I hit the back in somebody head one time. The head wore, that shit was crazy. I don't know why I started laughing. It was like, ooh, woo, like, boom. I'm like, ha!

I just tried to make fun of it. I was like, ha, ha, are we good? We good. I know we good. Please, Lord. We good. Make you ask you say, what the fuck did they hit? It ain't shut the head up here.

He dropped it. He went like, down there under the wind. He was like, oh, we. I'm like, I'm like, I don't know. When it dropped down, like, you everybody. But after you, after you getting like one, One real bad one, the rest don't kind of be like, it'd be like, you come with a turbulent expert.

Much love the pilots, man. We use y'all a lot, man. Yeah, man. That's why I say I love y'all, man. Every time y'all sit down, I'm like, thank you, Lord, for safe travel, and I need to hood this nigga. Hey, boy, you feel like that plane. Ha ha ha!

You may have that rough land there, bro. I mean, don't you feel good about that dog. Hey, my nigga, you, the man. When did you hit the ground, you poop. Oh, shit, I need. I fart more on the plane than anything, bro. Huh? I fart more on the plane.

You can't help it. The funniest shit is that the niggins knelt-shin' shit. That's what you call it? That's flotation device ain't going to work. That shit full of fart. Bro, white people fart is different from black people fart. When you sit there to a white person, they fart, you already know in him. That shit wet.

That shit loud. You're like, my nigga. You make whatever they fart and they're hot. Yeah. And then they know they far and they'd be like, Like, bro, go out with that little hand movement. You know how I spend it. Hey, hey, he tried to tickle the shit away from his nose.

Hey, white people strange as hell with that type of shit. You sit down on the plane. Hey, bro, man, I'm nervous, man. I fart when I have to sit by people on a little bit. Hey, man. I can't help it, I just fart. That, nigg, that's stupid. I'm trying to wipe the shit away from me.

It's not just. white dude it's you the white girls too because they do shit like that poor they beat up in the chin fart like but look though you can tell when niggins for it they try to rearrange the shit they be like they be trying nah don't be moving niggins you just pootty you try to move everything do that shit i know i do it all time and you got me me you in your pocket yeah they be like let me see that state the little uh-huh they try to get you off the smell motherfucker try to make noise with a head I remember one time.

It's over. It was real bright outside, right? I put it. I said, hit the goddamn thing. I said, whoop. I thought everybody, they're like, ah. I'm like, yeah, they don't know whoo. I'm trying to figure it out.

You got to blame it on somebody else. You start, when you farted, you just start looking people in the eye like they did. I had the blind eye as soon as I parted. They put their light in their face. White people had a whole conversation about your part. Oh my God. Oh, well, that shit is the true. Who would do something like that?

That is the worst, though. When you're on the plane and somebody then fought it, like you walk into a part, it's on your road. You got to cuss loud, so they make them think you crazy, but they want to do it again. Nasty motherfucker, yeah, I smell it. Somebody has shit it on theirself. Bro, this is a true man, bro.

White people will ever worse with a color that shit on the plane. They will. Especially that little line, they be holding their luggage, you shit. Have you ever been to Detroit? Man, don't talk to me, you just pooty. You put it. You put it. You're pooting now.

Right now. Yeah. You're stanky, boy, that ass. Oh, uh-huh. Stanky, hey. Raha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Listen to his mouth. But it's going to be high

My brother really from Detroit He ain't from Jamaica And we're back Welcome back to the 2019 edition Of the 85 South Show I am and I was and I still am You used to and I still can That's the difference

Nicky from Detroit man He ain't from Jamaica. He just looked like. He just looked like it. Smell like it. You're the people's suppositive motivation for 2019, Clay. Man, hey man. Figure your shit out.

Start using your subconscious more. Uh-oh. Hey, man. Is it time for us to pontificate another liberation? Oh, man. Listen, man, don't be angry, man. Sane that shit off, it's cool, but... Real time, somebody make you mad.

They'd be like, he's so good. He's so good. They're going to look at you crazy, but he's cool. A lot of niggins out here living disproportionate. He's so good. We galvanize it. He's so good. You feel me?

A lot of people need to go through a metamorphosis. Man, come on, let's not be derivative. And, you know, a complete interaction of oneself. Y'all think they got smart air. Hey, come on, man. Trying to bring it together. I just wanted everything consolidated. Right, I was sitting here in deep meditation,

and then it came to me as, you know, I am epitaph. I'm very altruistic. Ooh. Would you say did that happen simultaneously? Courageously. No, no. No. No.

D.C., let's not be devices right now. I mean, don't fall into any crevance. crap or cravac I really just I was bravac I was being majestic in my own being

Are we getting nostalgic Yeah I would like to reminisce If we have time Oh right Okay Because ever since I've become One of the independent thinking

I've been you know in my own atmosphere in mind I don't see a future where we could be considered an abomination But if you take things

into confederation. There you go, my brother. Now you see, now you're living. Uh-huh. Hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute. Are we levitate right now? Because the thing that we are dominating is under reconstruction. But see, DC don't fall victim to the social constructs of the mishaps.

Because the mishap perhaps might get slashed. There you go. Now see, there you go. A lot of niggas out here suffering from vitamin deficiency, And they are not doing anything about their incomplete nutrition. And the reason their thoughts cannot be as cabinet as ours is because they are not able to fathom. And grabs the thing that they are obligated to become possible. Because now you have become a leviathan.

Because niggas refuse to live in moderation. That's what I was saying the whole time. Moderation for your consideration. But your dedication can be determination. As long as you use all of those towards motivation. See, now I'm about to check the atmospheric pressure. Oh, well, hold on. What part of the atmosphere would that be the stratosphere?

Are we talking about the toposphere? Because if we're bringing back, you got to make sure you have a thesis so you can acknowledge. I'm going all the way in there. I'm going to the troposphere. The troposphere? Come on, man. Tropisphere.

I'm right up there. Right above the radiation belt. But right below the ozone. Oh, so now we dip it out into the Van Allen where most people can't even exist. Come on, man. That was existential. Come on, man.

I'm being real arcading with my Caucasian friends this weekend. Yeah. Are you talking about the ones from Arcadia? Yeah. Of course. You already know. The translucence from Transylvania. Yeah.

Every time you see me, it's a serendipitous occasion. Yes, I got you, I got it. The opaque's from the old world. Come on, man. Let me speak to the old man. Oh, man, the Aztec. But if you listen to wisdom. Okay.

Hold on, DC. You're about to whiz your home, Khalid. That's what he's about to do. Oh, my goodness. It's vertical. It's ooh. Oh, my. Ah.

Ah. Yeah. You, you want you. Oh, hey, man, I was about to really run down the periodic table. Yeah, I was going to run down the periodic table. But a lot of niggins wouldn't even get the elements. Well, you know what my favorites are, man. A few of my favorites are bromium.

Come on, man. Hold on. Hold up. So you're really going to leave. The platinum and the gold. Come over, let's go. But you know, some people don't understand. You got to have potassium.

Ooh, potassium with the cake. Hey, I'm a magnesium nigger myself. Oh, well, let's not leave out zinc. Oh, oh, what about iron? Oh, oh, how are we going to talk about? Hold up, don't skip over iron ore, because that's totally . What about bionic?

Let's not leave out plutonium. Let's not leave out plutonium. Oh, man. What about, what about? What about? Nobody was gonna even gonna bring up uranium, huh? Ooh. What about neuron?

What about Mercury? Now y'all gonna break down the whole isotomic elements to it. Man, come on, don't be a neutron. All right, everybody, since you want to do that, what about PEMDUS? Oh, DC, see, you... Oh, that's pandemonium. That is pandemonium. Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally.

I ain't ever had no unsalienly. He probably never wrote a calligraphy. Oh. Welcome back to the 85 shop show. Well, we can teach you something if you're willing to learn. It's the weed that kept us off drugs. that kept us off drugs. Talk your shit.

Nigger, that's a chant. It's the weed that kept us on drugs. That's a real shit. It's the weed that kept us off drunk. I said it's the weed that kept us off drunk. Wow. 2019. I can't believe some people needed a new year

to do some new shit. Say that one more time. Say that one more time. They needed a new year to do some new shit that they could have been doing yesterday. Shit should have been doing. Yesterday, yeah. How you gonna have a resolution and you ain't found a solution for the shit you did? Why it's always the motherfucker who needs to be cut off the most that always talking about who they're about to cut off?

How you got a resolution for some shit that you're doing? this year but you said you gonna clean up next year right he gonna keep saying that bitch he gonna keep tearing that bitch up but you got on ski boots on ski boots on ski What he got over? Ski boots. Ski boots. Ski boots. Ski boots.

He'd be like, Z-Z-Z-Z-Z. Z-Z. Are you wearing ski boots? Are you wearing ski boots? Are you wearing ski boots? Ski boots? Ski boots.

Skii-huis-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hh-h-h-hhh-hhhh-hh-h-hhhhhh-hhhhhh... Ski-oo Oh. Oh, throw some ski boots. Ski, do some, do some ski boots. Ski, hey, hey, throw some goddamn ski boots. Oh, man. I want to ski, ski, ski, I want to ski, ski, I want to ski, ski. I want to, I want to.

Hey, bro, you think people at Matt Dawn will be getting tired to talk through this shit. You say you want what? What? What? You're like, excuse me. Damn. I wonder why they sound like that, then when you see them, that should be all the way in their mouth. They're like, you say you want what?

Ah, damn. Take your teeth off of it. Did you get that Maddabo? huh so if I can leave excuse me can you go up because you running my timer like bitch give my free meal that come with that time was stupid abit they always want you to pull up so they won't give you the free food no bitch I'm staying right here so you can run up that time and I get some free fry oh I want some free fries y'all slow cocaine

he just came out to freeze he just came out to freeze all the matter is that Burger King hey they job they really want to be a McDonald

what with a bache man fuck what the fuck you want I want some chicken fries I

know you know I'm going to I'm going to say nigg oh hoova I want some

Chicken fries. Burger King, I want some chicken fries. Burger King, I said I want some chicken fries. 85 South show. Chicken fries. 85 South show chicken fries. Go to Burger King, I want them less than five. 8.5 times to chicken fries.

Then we get some chicken fries in this bitch. Chicken fries. You got 10 nuggets for a dollar. You can give us some chicken fry. Bro, how? How? How? We have come to the last day.

I was laughing. And the weed went down the wrong look. If you raising your kids off them $10 for a dollar nuggets, $10 for a dollar whatever, you're ready for your kid to have behavior problem. Ain't no way around it. If they eat that shit three times a day. Angry. I am about to go to the live I'm about to go to the live I'll be right back

you ain't done tragic you want to work to the motherfucker son come up let's go keep the cameras Roll it. Wrap this up. Yeah. In conclusion, just know that in 2019, the 85 self-show will be right here on your ass. You like this backdrop? How do you feel about this motorcycle? Clayton is sitting right here.

He is right there. 2019. Hey man, most shit. Mo shit. Biggest shit. Like a dinosaur did it. Much love to all the ladies who got finer in 2018. To all my niggas who did a little bit better. Make black America great one time.

Hey, just one time. I mean just like up to our standard, not by, you know what I'm saying? Not nobody else then. Right. Not nobody else. We were on a ball again. So yeah. There it is.

How you doing? Keep the laughter going. Laughter is the best medicine. Have you had yours today? Clayton English? Yeah. Come on, man. Shout out the last couple of cities, wherever I was.

The message is clear. Virginia, Virginia Beach. Hey man, it's that time. It's that time. Really. Right. Right. Welcome to the future.

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